“That is why I find you so fascinating. Yo ass was marked by tha beacon on Eden Prime; you was touched by hustlin Prothean technology!”

Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Liara T'Soni be a asari researcher whoz ass has dropped tha past fifty muthafuckin yearz of her game studyin Prothean technologizzle n' culture, specialisin up in tha Prothean extinction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch started doin thangs on Thessia up in 2077, makin her "only" 106—barely a adult up in asari terms. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch already has a pimped out deal of insight tha fuck into tha Protheans n' be a highly trained user of biotics. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch be a potential romance interest fo' either a thug or biatch Shepard.

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Mass Effect Edit

Talents Edit





“This mission just gots a shitload mo' fucked up.” — Spoilers fo' Mass Effect follow.

Dossier Edit

Da only lil pimp of Matriarch Benezia, Liara was raised by her mutha ridin' solo. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch knew lil of whoz ass her daddy was, only dat dat shiznit was another asari. Liara be a pureblood, a gangbangin' fact her big-ass booty speculates ta be a reason why her "father" seemingly did not wish ta be identified.

From a early age Liara became fascinated wit tha Protheans, seein dem as wondrous, mysterious figures. Growin up, her dope ass did not relish her role as Beneziaz daughta n' has shied away from her motherz game as a blingin git into in galactic affairs. Beneziaz posizzle meant Liara faced high expectations from everyone. Liara chose a cold-ass lil game up in archaeologizzle ta indulge her interests n' ta escape tha pressurez of bein tha daughta of such a prominent figure. Because of her work, Liara dropped most of her time up in contented solitude.

Her work eventually took her ta Knossos up in tha Artemis Tau cluster, ta tha joint of a Prothean fuck up on tha minin hood Therum. When geth forces flossed up on tha ghetto up in 2183, Liara hid up in tha oldschool catacombs n' activated its barrier curtains. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat she accidentally suspended her muthafuckin ass up in a juice field, unable ta move unless one of mah thugs came n' freed her muthafuckin ass.

Peepin tha exposure of Beneziaz involvement wit renegade Spectre Commander Shepard travels ta Therum ta find Liara T'Soni n' discover what tha fuck she knows. Liara pleadz wit Shepardz crew fo' help when they find her, offerin ta explain her circumstances n' means ta be freed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

If Shepard pursues other leads first n' hella delays rescuin Liara, she mistakes her rescuers fo' figmentz of her imagination as a result of bein stuck fo' so long. Nevertheless, dat freaky freaky biatch humors her "hallucinations" n' lyrics they thangs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch only realizes they real when tha squad reappears behind n' close enough ta release her muthafuckin ass.

Yo, shepardz crew soon learn dat Liara is clueless on Beneziaz activitizzles as dat freaky freaky biatch aint even spoken ta her mutha up in nuff years. When Liara asks why tha geth is afta her, a squadmate speculates dat Saren may have wanted her Prothean expertise ta help his ass find tha Conduit fo' realz. Afta a funky-ass brief scuffle wit Sarenz forces n' subsequent escape from tha doomed ruins, Liara joins tha Normandy crew.

Ostensibly her Prothean expertise n' assurancez of safety is her justifications fo' bein aboard yo, but Liara becomes one of Shepardz possible squadmates, available fo' fucked up frontline thangs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch is used ta representin' her muthafuckin ass on remote digs—sites is often raided by privateers fo' artifacts—and up in combat, she cook up a gangbangin' formidable ally cuz of her near-complete focus on biotics.

As it turns out, Liaraz knowledge of tha Conduit aint much at all, only dat dat shiznit was connected ta tha Prothean extinction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Half a cold-ass lil century of dedicated research caused her ta uncover telltale patterns dat hint ta a ancient galactic coverup - unprovable yo, but her gut feelin drops some lyrics ta her otherwise. On her first debriefin aboard tha Normandy, Liara shares her theory of cyclical extinction: tha Protheans was just tha sickest fuckin up in a long-ass line of civilizations violently cast down afta reachin they apex. Liara is surprised by Shepardz revelation of tha Reapers' responsibilitizzle up in tha Protheans' doom yo, but believes it ta be true, as there was remarkably lil evidence of tha Protheans' existence—as if suttin' or one of mah thugs did not want tha mystery of they disappearizzle solved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Liara is shy n' not used ta lying, a trait Ashley Williams is tempted ta take advantage of—"Want me ta ask bout her sex game, biatch? Might be illuminating." Regardless, Liara is viewed wit suspicion by tha rest of tha Normandyz crew cuz of her connection ta Benezia. To her motherz defense, Liara knows Benezia well enough ta be astonished ta discover her ass is hustlin wit Saren, n' do not believe dat thugged-out biiiatch could be aidin his ass of her own free will. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard can rap ta Liara bout her mutha n' say shit bout tha reasons Benezia may have fo' assistin Saren, as well as asari culture up in general n' tha misconceptions surroundin Liaraz species.

Liara is initially drawn ta Shepard cuz tha Commander was touched by Prothean technologizzle on Eden Prime. Unfortunately, as Liara is used ta isolation, dat thugged-out biiiatch confesses she always seems ta say suttin' embarrassin round other people. When Shepard jokes bout Liara soundin like dat biiiiatch wants ta dissect Shepard up in a lab, Liara becomes flustered n' fronts she only meant Shepard would cook up a bangin-ass specimen fo' a in-depth study, further embarrassin her muthafuckin ass. Liara discreetly looks up Shepardz service history ta learn more, worryin bout bustin a gangbangin' fool of her muthafuckin ass if she asks tha Commander directly yo. Her scientistical interest may become a horny-ass attraction dat Shepard can chizzle ta pursue.

Even if Shepard has other horny-ass interests, Liara still cares bout tha Commander, sympathetic ta tha nightmares Shepard suffers cuz of tha beacon visions. Liara is straight-up compassionate—she even feels sorry fo' Saren cuz he is losin his crazy-ass mind ta indoctrination.

Durin tha mission on Noveria, Gianna Parasini mentions ta Shepard dat Matriarch Benezia is hittin' up Peak 15. If Liara is on tha Normandy n' aint wit tha shore party, a squad member suggests brangin her up in ta confront or possibly rap her mutha down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Regardless of Liaraz presence, Benezia has been indoctrinated beyond redemption n' has ta be put down. If Liara faces her mother, though, she personally receives her motherz proud as a muthafucka approval durin tha latterz brief momentz of lucidity. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch last hears her "Little Wing" moniker from Benezia as her mutha succumbs ta her fuck-ups.

Aboard tha Normandy Liara discourages attempts at poppin' off bout her mother, though she opens up if Shepard presses tha matter n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch takes some comfort from tha fact Benezia tried ta stop Saren, no matta how tha fuck tha attempt turned out. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch chizzlez ta remember Benezia as she once was, not how tha fuck she ended up.

As Shepard obtains fragmented visions from various sources durin tha search fo' Saren, Liara offers her meldin abilitizzles ta try n' make sense of tha data. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch constantly exhausts her muthafuckin ass afta each encounter, promptin frequent suggestions ta report ta Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Chakwas yo, but collects her muthafuckin ass together long enough ta explain what tha fuck her big-ass booty saw. Once Shepard obtains tha Cipher, tha Mu Relayz location, n' tha distress call from tha Prothean Beacon on Virmire, Liara finally recognizes enough clues ta determine tha Conduitz location: Ilos.

Romizzle Edit

“Therez suttin' compellin bout you, Shepard.”

If Shepard pursues a romizzle wit either Ashley or Kaidan up in addizzle ta Liara, she n' tha other jam eventually force tha Commander ta chizzle only one. Liara don't KNOW much bout human relationshizzlez yo, but her dope ass do make it clear she understandz tha concept of jealousy. If tha other jam strutts out, she expresses relief dat Shepard chose her yo, but feels sorry fo' her rival nonetheless.

Liara eventually reveals dat freaky freaky biatch has never been intimate wit one of mah thugs before n' findz tha scam a lil daunting. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch gradually comes ta trust tha Commander, feelin as if they share some special connection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat she feels tha times is too dark fo' dem ta give tha fuck into each other n' regrets havin ta make dis sacrifice fo' tha sake of tha mission. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Durin tha Normandyz lockdown, dat thugged-out biiiatch comes ta Shepardz side ta reassure tha Commander, n' they almost share a lick before bein interrupted by Joker.

When tha Normandy escapes n' is en route ta Ilos, Liara comes ta peep Shepard up in tha Captainz Cabin, frontin dat biiiiatch wants ta spend tha night. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch be afraid she might never peep Shepard again, though dat thugged-out biiiatch certain dis is what tha fuck dat biiiiatch wants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepardz vibe determines whether they consummate they ludd or not.

If tha missions on Feros, Noveria, n' Virmire is completed before rescuin Liara, a romizzle between her n' Shepard becomes impossible cuz of tha hectic pacin of subsequent events preventin meaningful interactions wit each other.





Mass Effect: Redemption Edit

Mass Effect: Redemption 1 Edit

Two months afta tha disappearizzle of Commander Shepard, Liara chartas a ride on a gangbangin' freighta headin ta Omega . Nearin tha stationz proximity, tha freighterz batarian captain n' two turian crew attempt ta extort Liara wit additionizzle "dockin fees". Disgusted, she refuses n' uses her biotics ta incapacitate dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Liara then docks tha shizzle her muthafuckin ass, declares her visit ta tha landin staff as both bidnizz n' personal, n' sets off ta accomplish her objective.

Lata up in tha Afterlife Joint, Liara gets unhelpful remarks from a rude elcor when dat dunkadelic hoe tries askin round fo' her contact. When tha contact shortly appears nearby, Liara promptly demandz what tha fuck he knows yo, but tha contact be adamant on additionizzle securitizzle measures n' forces her ta follow his ass outside. Liara is caught unprepared when tha contact abruptly hides dem both from tailin spies, n' only afta bobbin dem off did Feron, her contact, reveal his crazy-ass muthafuckin shiznit.

On peepin' dat Shepard is up in a stasis pod n' likely dead, Liara steels her resolve up in needin ta peep Shepard fo' her muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch don't mind tha expense of tha venture nor trekkin all up in Omega on foot yo, but along tha way she n' Feron is ambushed by Blue Suns mercenaries. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Defeated n' outnumbered, Liaraz reasons fo' findin Shepard is demanded by tha krogan leader of tha crew on behalf of tha Shadow Broker. Liara essentially drops some lyrics ta dem ta mind they own bidnizz when sniper fire from nowhere obliterates tha mercs. Liara n' Feron try hustlin from tha commotion, only ta run tha fuck into tha playas whoz ass capped they captors: Cerberus operatives, hustled by Miranda Lawson.

Liaraz interest is piqued on tha claim dat Cerberus might be able ta brang Shepard back. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch n' Feron follow dem ta a safehouse fo' a meetin wit tha Illusive Man. Feron warns her of tha groupz racial prejudice yo, but Liara reserves judgment as long as they share tha same goal up in wantin Shepard back.

Liara mishears tha Cerberus leaderz title as "elusive" when they hook up fo' tha last time, though da ruffneck don't mind n' proceedz wit tha rap afta givin her a funky-ass brief lesson up in semantics. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch learnz of tha Collectors' interest up in Shepard, tha Brokerz involvement wit tha aliens, n' tha Blue Suns' role as tha Brokerz hirelings on tha issue. Liara is taxed ta smoke up precisely why tha Collectors want Shepardz body, tha Illusive Man knowin full well dat her underground stake up in tha matta would also ensure tha Collectors do not git what tha fuck they want. Liara make no promises yo, but vows ta cooperate all up in tha straight-up least when it comes ta Shepardz retrieval.

Mass Effect: Redemption 2 Edit

Briefly daydreamin bout tha destruction of tha SSV Normandy , Liara is woken by Miranda before bein dropped off on tha streets ta resume tha search. Based on Cerberus' erections ta Feron, Liara deduces dat he is straight-up a agent fo' tha Shadow Broker n' shit. Realizin she needed a guide ta Omega but mad salty enough ta biotically smack Feron up in tha face, Liara eventually cools off ta resume hustlin wit his muthafuckin ass.

Back again n' again n' again at Afterlife, Liara bigs up Feronz lead fo' a meetin wit tha pirate biatch Aria T'Loak. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sexually harassed by a gangbangin' fat batarian n' mistaken fo' "merchandise" by a enterprisin volus, she promptly handz dem they asses before Ariaz henchman Anto clears dem ta peep his boss. Feron do all tha inquiries yo, but he is reluctant ta answer Ariaz query bout tha Brokerz interest up in Shepard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Liara speaks up dat tha Broker is straight-up up in collusion wit tha Collectors, pimped outly angerin Aria enough ta have dem thrown out. Liara demandz recompense fo' her shiznit, so Aria gives dem tha location where tha Blue Suns is ta hand over Shepardz body ta tha Shadow Broker.

Liara n' Feron covertly peep tha transaction unfold at a oldschool minin processin plant yo, but Liara springs ta action as soon as dat freaky freaky biatch hears confirmation of tha body as Shepard's. Feron barely prevents her from bustin suttin' rash, suggestin dat he bust a nearby turret ta disable tha Broker agent Tazzikz shizzle while Liara takes tha meetin by surprise. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Feronz blasted misses tha ship, losin Liaraz stealth advantage n' devolvin tha transaction tha fuck into a melee. Despite Liara neutralizin tha Blue Suns present, Tazzik manages ta flee Omega wit Shepardz corpse.

Mass Effect: Redemption 3 Edit

Liara roundz on Feron up in tha immediate aftermath of tha failed retrieval, thankin he never straight-up left tha Brokerz steez despite earlier assurances. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch gives Feron one last chizzle afta hearin his ass claim dat shiznit was a accident. They use Feronz ship, parked nearby, ta pursue Tazzik.

Liara bitches bout tha standin room up in Feronz cramped ship, though soon enough dat freaky freaky biatch has bigger problems on her plate fo' realz. Afta arrivin all up in tha vicinitizzle of Alingon, tha Brokerz automated sentries begin firin at Feronz ship. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wondaz if tha Broker actively attacks playas hustlin fo' him, though Feron just assures her tha Broker don't like impromptu arrivals. When Feron threadz tha shizzle inside asteroidz up in order ta lose tha sentries, Liara quips tha move wasn't straight-up safe fo' dem either.

At tha Brokerz base on Alingon, Liara assesses tha Brokerz operation based on what tha fuck dat freaky freaky biatch hears from Feron. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch deems it inefficient, as tha overly secretizzle procedures mean tha Brokerz agents keep stumblin over theyselves. Feron deems it a advantage when he pretendz ta be on unscheduled Broker bidnizz wit Liara as a "asari escort" ta a pair of outside guards.

Because of tha constant referals ta Shepard as merchandise, Liara begins ta tire of hearin it when Feron explains tha Alingon basez purpose ta her n' shit. When they hear bout Shepardz body arrivin they discreetly tail a Collector goin ta peep dat shit. Liara springs tha fuck into action again yo, but Feron once again n' again n' again advises restraint. Liara bigs up his ass ta tha Brokerz sanctum, where da perved-out muthafucka suspects they might git lyrics.

Liara directly addresses tha Broker at his command center, peepin' of his crazy-ass muthafuckin interest up in Shepardz body as purely a funky-ass bidnizz matter n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch rejects tha notion: aside from moral scruples, she posits instead dat there may be a cold-ass lil connection between tha Reapers n' tha Collectors, where Shepard figures prominently up in tha puzzle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch moves ta battle tha Broker yo, but learns her ass is straight-up poppin' off ta a holoprojector. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da Broker fronts Tazzik has already finished tha transaction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Angered, da hoe biotically demolishes tha entire command center.

While up in tha throez of catharsis, Feron approaches her wit a thugged-out data stick containin a shitload of tha Brokerz dealings. Liara thought tha Collectors already have Shepard yo, but her hopes is rejuvenated when Feron say they still all up in tha uptown portal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wants ta move up yo, but Feron takes tha moment ta come clean wit her muthafuckin ass.

Mass Effect: Redemption 4 Edit

Da alarms all up in tha Alingon base mobilize its securitizzle personnel. Liara easily defeats one crew up in her way, includin tha two turian guardz oglin her earlier n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Still seethang at Feronz reveal as a triple agent ultimately hustlin fo' Cerberus, Liara listens up in silence at Feronz attempts at straight-up explainin his dirty ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch begins ta KNOW his cold-ass thang, n' accepts tha data stick fo' safekeepin should anythang happen ta his muthafuckin ass. Liara dispenses some lyrics: her belief dat lyrics aren't tha only thangs dat drop a rhyme tha real deal.

Once again n' again n' again bout ta cook up a ploy ta snatch Shepardz pod, Liara be again n' again n' again surprised when Feron suddenly breaks cover ta approach tha crew n' claim tha Broker has fucked up off tha deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da momentary distraction gives Liara tha time she need ta dispatch tha attendant guardz n' tha Collector drone. Da corpse havin been reloaded up in Tazzikz shizzle cuz of Feronz trickery, Liara cook up a funky-ass break fo' it up in tha commotion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat her ass is forced ta leave Feron behind when Tazzik had his ass pinned down.

As promised, Liara brangs tha Commanderz corpse ta Cerberus. Because Mirandaz assessments on Shepardz prospects is grim, Liara muses it may be betta ta let tha dead rest, comparin tha tinkerin wit tha corpse wit suttin' tha Collectors might've done. Da Illusive Man, however, has a mo' hopeful outlook n' Miranda lets Liara know dis shit. Cerberus aren't willin ta do anythang bout Feron, however, n' they mark his bangin rescue as Liaraz own bidnizz. Leavin tha Minuteman Station, Liara has put tha Shadow Broker on her list of enemies, n' she vows ta save Feron from his clutches someday.





Mass Effect: Paragon Lost Edit

In 2185, two or so muthafuckin years afta tha SSV Normandyz destruction, Liara is contacted by her apprentice Treeya whoz ass asks fo' her opinion on a mysterious artifact found on tha colony of Fehl Prime fo' realz. Afta analyzin tha readouts from tha artifact, Liara surmises it is Reaper technologizzle n' starts spittin some lyrics ta Treeya bout tha Reapers ' involvement up in tha Prothean extinction n' tha recent whoopin' on tha Citadel . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch dismisses tha general view dat Sovereign was merely a mad bangin dreadnought piloted by a rogue spectre , relatin her own interactions wit Sovereign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat communications is cut off by tha Collector shizzle arrivin ta abduct tha colony before Liara can say more.

When dissed by Lieutenant Vega, Treeya relates her respect fo' Liara yo, but explains dat since her mission wit Commander Shepard, Liaraz beliefs bout tha Reapers border on obsession, ta tha detriment of her academic game n' reputation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. To tha hood at large, there be a still no concrete evidence tha Reapers exist.





Mass Effect 2 Edit

By 2185, Liara has become a shiznit broker on Illium . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch sponsors Shepardz dockin fees while tha Commander is on tha hood, extendin a invitation ta hook up at her crib. When they finally reunite afta two years, however, Shepard receives a less than warm welcome.

Liara is unable ta rap ta tha Commander freely since all of her rap battlez is probably bein recorded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Her personalitizzle has become much darker n' ruthless, showin willingnizz ta break tha law n' ta threaten playas up in order ta big up success up in tha shiznit trade. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch even uses a quote her mother, Matriarch Benezia, once holla'd when threatenin a cold-ass lil contact: "Has you done faced a asari commando unit before, biatch? Few humans have..."

Her chizzle up in personalitizzle is lata revealed ta be attributed ta her hatred of tha Shadow Broker n' her determination ta end his ass fo' tha grief tha Broker put her all up in cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard can try ta break all up in her shell n' peep tha real Liara yo, but only fo' a moment. If axed bout her needs, Shepard offers ta track down tha Shadow Brokerz agent known as tha Observer n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch be also willin ta provide tha Commander wit shiznit on tha locationz of a shitload of tha potential mission recruits.

Romizzle Edit

If Liara was Shepardz horny-ass partner up in 2183, her ass is peeped on tha SSV Normandy as it is beat down by a unknown assailant. On Shepardz ordaz ta evacuate, dat thugged-out biiiatch climbs tha fuck into a escape pod before tha Normandy is fucked wit fo' realz. Afta Commander Shepard is resurrected all up in tha Lazarus Project, tha Illusive Man drops some lyrics ta tha Commander dat Liara is probably hustlin fo' tha Shadow Broker and, if so, she aint ta be trusted.

Durin they first meetin on Illium, Liara greets Shepard wit a kiss. Once Liaraz missions on Illium done been taken care of, dat thugged-out biiiatch confesses dat she feels guilty. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch understood dat Cerberus would use Shepard fo' they own bidnizz yo, but nevertheless gave tha Commanderz body ta dem cuz dat thugged-out biiiatch could not let Shepard go. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch feared Shepard would don't give a fuck bout her fo' dis n' apologizes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard may chizzle ta calm her by assurin her dat her dope ass did tha right thang as tha current mission is mad blingin.

On tha other hand, if Shepard accuses Liara fo' dis selfish betrayal, Liara rebuffs dis sayin dat shiznit was a sliver of hope dat she refused ta turn down, n' if her dope ass did then tha Commander would have remained dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dat shiznit was either Cerberus or tha Collectors - Liara decided Cerberus was tha dopest chizzle dat thugged-out biiiatch could make n' again n' again n' again apologizes fo' realz. Afta handin over Shepardz body, Liara remained on Illium, devoted ta hustlin tha Shadow Broker down, although she expresses regret dat dat thugged-out biiiatch cannot come wit Shepard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Onboard tha Normandy SR-2, tha Commander has a picture of her near tha private terminal up in Shepardz quarters. If Shepard remains faithful ta they relationshizzle, tha Commander looks at Liaraz picture durin tha trip ta tha Omega 4 relay.

Lair of tha Shadow Broker Edit

Weapon Proficiencies Edit

Powers Edit





Dossier Edit

“I've dropped two muthafuckin years plottin revenge. Now I have tha chizzle ta make it a rescue.”

Cerberus serves up Shepard wit information regardin tha Shadow Broker n' asks Shepard ta serve up it ta Liara. Da shiznit serves up Liara wit a lead ta track down tha Broker along wit proof dat Feron, a gangbangin' playa captured by tha Broker, is kickin dat shit, yo.

Liara asks Shepard ta hook up her at her crib ta say shit bout plans regardin tha Shadow Broker n' shit. 25 minutes before Shepardz arrival, however, a unidentified assailant attempts ta put a sniper cap up in her; fortunately dat freaky freaky biatch has her kinetic barrier switched on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Instead of escapin immediately, Liara spendz four minutes plantin clues fo' Shepard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Before hustlin off ta hook up her contact Sekat all up in tha Baria Frontiers crib up in tha Dracon Trade Center, Liara doublez back ta her crib n' sees tha would-be assailant breakin tha fuck into her home: tha Spectre Tela Vasir.

Liara is close ta meetin Sekat on tha third floor when, just as Shepard, Vasir, n' tha squad arrive, a seriez of explosions tear all up in tha building. Ultimately her ass is beaten ta tha punch by Vasir, whoz ass takes tha salarianz intel afta cappin' his muthafuckin ass. Liara surprises Shepardz crew when she reappears all up in tha scene of Sekatz murder, n' reveals ta dem Vasirz legit allegiances.

Yo, shepard n' tha squad then turn they weapons on Vasir, whoz ass shattas a window, throwin tha glass as a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distraction ta escape. Liara generates a funky-ass biotic field ta protect tha squad, n' Shepard tacklez Vasir outta tha fucked up window fo' realz. Afta a funky-ass brief fight, Liara also jumps all up in tha window, rockin her biotics ta slow her fall. While Shepard n' tha squad is bogged down by swarmz of mercenaries, Liara singlemindedly chases Vasir, eventually cornerin her on tha landin pad outside tha building.

When Shepard n' tha squad arrive, Vasir, now outnumbered, calls her X3M, jumps in, n' speedz away. Liara grabs a cold-ass lil cab n' is joined by Shepard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Shepard pilots tha hoopty while Liara keeps a eye up fo' obstaclez n' Vasir, occasionally exchangin semi-comedic banta along tha way. When Shepard asks bout weapons up in tha skycar, Liara dryly remarks dat as itz a taxi, "it has a gangbangin' fare meter".

Eventually they catch up, n' Vasir tries ta knock dem outta tha sky. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Vasir collides wit another vehicle, n' then crashes on tha roof of tha Azure hotel. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard landz tha cab on tha roof n' Liara joins Shepard ta pursue Vasir. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. They proceed ta battle they way all up in Shadow Broker agents up in tha hotel until they reach Vasir up in a plaza.

Da bleedin Spectre takes a hostage, n' Shepard tries ta rap her down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Liara is enraged at Vasirz underhanded tactics yo, but Shepard remindz her of they "usual" way of handlin thangs. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat lyrics is useless n' Vasir picks a gangbangin' fight. They battle Vasir until dat thugged-out biiiatch collapses near one of tha plazaz walls. Liara is first there, grabs tha disk, n' goes off ta analyze it while Shepard converses wit Vasir before her dope ass dies.

When Shepard catches up ta announce Vasirz dirtnap, Liara confirms tha dataz veracity, dat it is exactly what tha fuck they needed ta finally take down tha Shadow Broker fo' good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Concerned fo' Feronz well-being, Liara becomes possessed wit a sense of urgency as tha Broker aint yet discovered what tha fuck happened ta Vasir. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch curtly explains her decisions ta Shepard, whoz ass can snap her outta her funk wit well-timed interruptions.

Liara joins Shepard up in tha raid on tha Brokerz Base, initially landin all up in tha hull. Da Shadow Brokerz forces try ta keep dem up yo, but they push back ta a external door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Liara uses a thugged-out door cracker dat is illegal even on Illium, manages ta bypass tha door, n' tha squad gets inside. From there, they fight all up in tha ship, eventually arrivin all up in tha shipz prison cells.

Liara findz her long lost partner strapped ta a cold-ass lil chair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Feron, however, can't be busted out without cappin' his ass as he is hooked up ta a torture machine dat will fry his dome if tampered wit yo. Dude drops some lyrics ta tha squad where ta shut it off, n' tha squad sets off ta free Feron n' brang down tha Shadow Broker once n' fo' all.

When they finally reach tha Shadow Brokerz office, they discover dat tha Broker is straight-up a yahg , a species dat is effectizzle outcasts up in tha galaxy. Da Broker gloats bout Liaraz cluelessnizz yo, but she proves otherwise by deducin tha yahgz lowly origins as tha original gangsta Shadow Brokerz "trophy" or even "pet". In a rage, tha Broker throws his fuckin lil' desk n' engages Shepard n' Liara up in combat.

Afta a protracted fight, up in a cold-ass lil coordinated effort, Shepard distracts tha Broker while Liara brangs down tha liquid dat was contained up in tha ceilin onto tha Shadow Broker n' shit. Da liquid causes tha Brokerz barrier ta malfunction, n' he takes a thugged-out dirt nap up in tha subsequent explosion.

As tha squad pick theyselves up, tha juice goes up briefly, allowin Feron ta escape n' cook up a funky-ass break fo' tha airlock. In tha Brokerz office, tha Shadow Brokerz agents start askin bout tha interruption up in tha signal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Liara strutts over ta tha mass of computa banks, n' afta all dem seconds, respondz ta tha agents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.

In tha Shadow Brokerz artificially-distorted voice, Liara fabricates a rap dat juice went up temporarily when they was upgradin hardware. While dis is happening, Feron storms tha fuck into tha office, brandishin his wild lil' freakadelic glock yo, but lowers it when da perved-out muthafucka sees what tha fuck is goin on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Feron n' Shepard ask if dis is what tha fuck Liara wants, n' her ass is sure. Feron leaves ta check on tha juice systems leavin Shepard n' Liara ridin' solo.

Liara assumes tha posizzle of Shadow Broker, wit his crazy-ass minions none tha wiser, n' promises Shepard dat dat biiiiatch will turn tha organization around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch also mentions dat biiiiatch is ghon be able ta provide Shepard wit mo' shiznit now props ta tha Brokerz extensive networks. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch vows ta use tha Brokerz resources fo' good; ta help Shepard combat tha Reapers.

Yo, she n' Feron remain on tha Shadow Broker Base ship. Liara lets Shepard depart wit tha promise dat they can return anytime. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard can also invite Liara aboard tha Normandy fo' a trip of tha shizzle n' ta catch up. If Shepard refuses ta have Liara come aboard tha Normandy, her big-ass booty sadly accepts tha refusal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. When struttin away her big-ass booty stops ta peep tha Commander, only ta have tha Commander not return tha glance.

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“I dropped two muthafuckin years mournin you, biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So if we goin ta try this, I need ta know you always comin back.”

Durin tha Shadow Broker mission, Shepard has a opportunitizzle ta try n' confront Liara bout they relationshizzle before boardin tha Shadow Brokerz shizzle while expressin resentment of Liara fo' rockin tha Commander ta help find tha Shadow Broker n' shit. Liara respondz dat dat thugged-out biiiatch can't "undo two muthafuckin yearz of mourning."

Afta tha yahg Brokerz defeat n' Liaraz takeover of his thang, Shepard thangs whether dis is what tha fuck dat biiiiatch wants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Liara begins enumeratin tha ways dat her freshly smoked up posizzle can benefit Shepard but bursts tha fuck into tears afterwards, unbelievin dat her two year quest fo' vengeizzle is over n' shit. If Shepard chizzlez ta gangbang Liara, Shepard reassures her n' they lightly lick but Liara stops short. Liara implies they n' they relationshizzle have chizzled over tha two muthafuckin years yo, but if Shepard interrupts her before she finishes, tha Commander intimately holdz her n' they lick deeply.

Later, Shepard can ask Liara whether she eva pimped a horny-ass relationshizzle wit Feron yo, but Liara assures Shepard dat she n' Feron is "just playas" n' dat Shepard juiced it up clear ta Feron dat dat biiiiatch was, as humans say, "taken." Alternatively, if Shepard opts not ta take tha kiss, dat dunkadelic hoe teasingly asks if Shepard is jealous n' suggests dat tha Commander "do suttin' bout dat shit." Liara misses Shepard but her dope ass don't wanna put heat on tha Commander.

Yo, shepard has tha option of just stayin playaz or becomin involved again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Regardless of tha chizzle, Shepard invites Liara fo' a thugged-out drank on tha Normandy. Back up in Shepardz cabin on tha Normandy, Liara comments on tha Normandy n' mentions hustlin tha fuck into Joker n' shit. If Shepard be a thug n' up in a relationshizzle wit Liara, Liara mentions dat Joker axed her ta record any partz of tha conversation wit tha Commander where her eyes do dat "freaky black eternitizzle thang". If Shepard be a gangbangin' female, Liara relays Jokerz interest up in whether or not tha two would be "actin up scenes from a vid called Vaenia."

If tha Commander chose ta continue tha romance, tha conversation then focuses on Liara askin Shepard bout they future. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard jokes bout marrying, growin oldschool n' havin fuckin shitloadz of "lil blue children". Feelin burdened all up in tha thought of losin Shepard again, Liara need ta be reassured of Shepardz return, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard teases Liara fo' askin a funky-ass big-ass promise but subtly suggests bout needin suttin' special ta come back ta n' hints ta her fo' a offer n' shit. In response, Liara say she open ta suggestions, then gasps as Shepard reaches behind her muthafuckin ass.





Mass Effect: Homeworldz Edit

As tha freshly smoked up Shadow Broker , Liara desperately searches fo' a way ta stop tha Reapers . Journeyin ta Thessia ta examine tha Prothean archives there, her ass is pissed tha fuck off ta learn how tha fuck lil they contain.

Liara leverages her past camaraderie wit Doctor Passante, a oldschool playa of her mother's, ta bust clandestine access ta tha archives. Da doctor obliges warmly enough yo, but expresses worry on Liaraz mo' n' mo' n' mo' singleminded pursuit of her passions. Liara addresses these fears by appealin ta tha doctorz trust up in her n' shit. Passante then recommendz investigatin Kahje since its Prothean ruins is much mo' vast.

Once there, Liara persuades a hanar straight-up legit wit a "sizable contribution" ta allow her ta git on over ta a submerged Prothean joint dat had become a hanar shrine fo' realz. A drell named Quoyle takes her ta tha shrine yo, but on arrival tha shrine launches torpedoes at Quoylez craft. When tha craft is hit, Liara uses her biotics ta keep it from floodin while Quoyle guides it ta tha dock. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch quips she'd like ta have "a word" wit whoever fired dem torpedoes.

Therez no one ta greet Liara n' Quoyle when they emerge from tha ship, as they bodies is strewn all up in tha facility. Liara is impressed wit tha joint despite tha bodies, though soon she encountas they assailant: a single Cerberus Phantom yo. Her M-5 Phalanx is bisected up in tha Phantomz initial assault, though she lata biotically slams its pointy end tha fuck into tha Phantomz skull. Quoyle is wounded yo, but not mortally, n' drops some lyrics ta Liara ta go on ahead.

Liara senses desperation up in tha Cerberus attack, menstrually analyzin they motives as she reaches tha archives. There, Liara discovers a promisin lead up in tha form of encryption keys fo' other Prothean archives yo, but is interrupted by tha full-body holoprojection of tha Illusive Man yo. Dude insists dat tha Phantom aint his fuckin lil' bustin, blamin tha whoopin' on a rogue faction within Cerberus, n' proposes dat they form a alliizzle against tha Reapers.

Yo, still wary, Liara be thinkin tha Illusive Manz scam might be a mutually beneficial move yo, but she insists dat he upload his crazy-ass muthafuckin shiznit first. When tha Illusive Man remains silent, Liara opines dat either da ruffneck don't wanna share, or da ruffneck aint gots any up in tha straight-up original gangsta place.

Da Illusive Man insinuates Liaraz unfitnizz fo' tha Shadow Broker thang as dat dunkadelic hoe turns ta leave, frontin dat tha black markets sense tha Broker growin soft n' weak, n' insists she needz his help. Liara retorts dat he is tha one tryin ta cook up a thugged-out deal n' advises his ass ta bust a army tha next time tha pimpin' muthafucka tries ta bust a cap up in her before forcibly terminatin tha connection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

As dat freaky freaky biatch helps Quoyle ta tha shrinez shuttle bay, she informs Admiral Hackett of her possible lead n' asks fo' access ta a top-secret facilitizzle on Mars.





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Liara has taken over tha Shadow Brokerz operations regardless of Shepardz involvement.

If Shepard assisted Liara up in takin up tha Shadow Broker, Cerberus tracked down tha Brokerz shizzle n' busted a cold-ass lil cruiser against it durin Shepardz incarceration up in Alliance custody. Liara n' Feron managed ta load as much vital shiznit onboard a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shuttle as possible, then crashed tha Shadow Brokerz shizzle tha fuck into tha Cerberus cruiser ta make they escape. Liara didn't have much ludd lost over tha event, fo' da most thugged-out crucial part of tha Shadow Brokerz operation is tha spy network across tha galaxy.

If Shepard didn't help Liara, she raided tha Shadow Brokerz shizzle wit dozenz of mercenaries yo, but lost Feron durin tha process.

Afta tha eventz of Arrival , Liara realized what tha fuck lil time tha galaxy had before tha Reapers arrived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Admiral Hackett knew it too n' commissioned Liaraz aid up in findin a way ta stop dem wild-ass muthafuckas. This brought her tha fuck into conflict wit tha Illusive Man , as they agents fuckin started crossin paths.

Through tha process of elimination mixed wit a lil desperation, Liara discovered tha existence of a funky-ass blueprint fo' a Prothean thang dat could theoretically fuck wit tha Reapers all up in tha Mars Archives. Unfortunately, tha Reaper invasion hit Earth.

Durin tha chaos, Cerberus assaults tha Archives n' Liara findz her muthafuckin ass evadin they troops all up in tha air ducts fo' realz. Afta managin ta bust a cap up in her pursuers, Liara reunites wit Shepard, whoz ass had barely escaped Earth n' had been ordered by Hackett ta Mars.

Durin tha meetin wit tha Council afta fleein Mars, Liara serves up tha Councilors wit a funky-ass background on tha Prothean plans fo' tha Crucible. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch insists dat despite tha challenges n' tha unknowns, tha thang is straight-up feasible ta build.

Liara relocates ta tha Normandy up in Miranda Lawson z oldschool crib on tha crew deck. Da room serves as a gangbangin' straight-up functionizzle Shadow Brokerz office, wit communication terminals n' monitors salvaged from tha Broker shizzle lined up on tha wall, as well as tha custom VI drone, now properly reprogrammed n' named " Glyph ". Through her Shadow Broker resources, Liara pimped outly aidz tha war effort, includin tha acquisizzle of shiznit, contacts, forces, n' resources crucial ta tha war against tha Reapers.

When Shepard first comes ta Liaraz crib afta tha meetin wit tha Council, she poppin' off ta Joker bout tha "less than ideal" outcome of tha meeting. Liara heaps scorn on tha Councilz bickering, a gangbangin' fact not lost on Joker when da perved-out muthafucka say he likes how tha fuck her Shadow Broker thang has turned her tha fuck into a cold-ass lil cynic. Liara chizzlez ta take it as a cold-ass lil compliment. If Shepard hung up on tha Councilors while deliverin they reports up in 2183, Joker jokes bout it as a probable cause. Liara is surprised ta hear bout dis - however, her dope ass don't git ta deliberate on it as Joker craftily fakes a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass connection ta dissuade further rap on tha subject.

Liara is initially present wit tha crew on Menae fo' tha extraction of tha turian Primarch. Partway all up in tha mission, Joker reports strange malfunctions aboard tha Normandy. If Garrus Vakarian be around, Liara leaves tha jam ta check on tha ship. Otherwise, dat freaky freaky biatch helps tha jam complete tha mission, pluggin her observations while mowin down husks.

Later, Liara reminisces bout her stay on Palaven when dat biiiiatch was straight-up young. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wistfully talks bout tha mountains dat "go on forever" accordin ta a turian whoz ass teased her at dat time, comparin dem ta tha current state of Palaven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch contacts Garrus on tha comm, askin his ass ta come over n' rap which Garrus turns down, wishin ta be ridin' solo. If Garrus otherwise took a dirt nap durin tha suicizzle mission, however, dat thugged-out biiiatch confesses ta be unsure of his opinion on Palaven had he lived.

Afta tha rescue of Primarch Victus, Shepard can hook up Liara up in tha Presidium Commons if they docked all up in tha Citadel. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch is still caught up in her work n' is unable ta truly savor tha beauty of tha Citadel. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard can tell her ta take mo' time off yo, but she insists on working, askin Shepard ta hook up Barla Von whoz ass might be able ta help tha war effort.

Matriarch Aethyta tendz ta Apolloz Cafe, all dem steps away from Liaraz table. If Shepard talks ta her, Aethyta reveals her rap fo' movin outta Illium, as well as tha fact she straight-up Liaraz "father". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch spies on Liara on behalf of tha matriarchs, n' Shepard can convince her n' her daughta ta hook up up. If Shepard talks ta Liara bout this, she reveals she already knows whoz ass Aethyta is. Liara has no intention of bustin lyrics wit her, which can prompt a annoyed Shepard ta egg her on.

Yo, shepard can stand nearby n' eavesdrop on they conversations, which start off awkward but then goes tha fuck into reminiscin bout Benezia. Liara learns like all dem thangs from her father: Aethyta bugged her Illium office, dat freaky freaky biatch has a half-sista whoz ass is part-hanar, n' dat shiznit was Aethyta whoz ass first coined tha "Little Wing" nickname Benezia gave her n' shiznit fo' realz. Afta further conversations, it appears dat Liara has warmed up ta Aethyta. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch begins ta acknowledge Aethyta as "dad" n' even drops some lyrics ta her she "the dopest daddy a hoe could wish for" afta receivin a asari commando squad as a "gift".

Afta tha emergency evacuation of Grissom Academy, Liara is impressed wit tha mettle of tha rescued biotic hustlas, even creditin Jackz positizzle influence if dat biiiiatch was also involved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch do be thinkin it odd ta peep a entire academy just fo' biotic children, as asari basic ejaculation covers biotic hustlin programs.

Liara eventually comes forth wit a special project ta present ta Shepard, askin fo' grill time up in tha Captainz Cabin all up in tha earliest time possible. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch has pimped a time capsule containin shiznit on various thangs up in they cycle, includin tha Reapers n' plans fo' tha Crucible , monitored similar ta tha Prothean VIs encountered . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch seeded multiple copies on nuff hoodz up in case they lose ta tha Reapers, hopin tha next cycle can carry on they work. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dat biiiiatch wanted ta ask how tha fuck dat thugged-out biiiatch can portray Shepard fo' future generations.

Yo, shepard can tell her ta decizzle fo' her muthafuckin ass, be real or show how tha fuck inspirin tha Commander was. Liara raps bout Shepard accordin ta background, class, n' disposition if tha Commander decides dat she knows dem well enough.

Afta tha mission ta rescue tha turian platoon, Liara can be found wit Garrus trippin' off some rare leisure time up in tha Port Observation Lounge. They catch up on each otherz lives: Garrus freely talks bout his sojourn on Omega as Archangel. Liara, on tha other hand, shares straight-up scant detailz of her activities: all dem "explosive battles" wit Cerberus n' her mutual adventure wit Shepard on Mars.

Liara has all dem observations bout tha krogan n' they leadershizzle up in tha aftermath of tha mission ta cure tha genophage. Da krogan is gearin up fo' a gangbangin' full-scale war, which Liara be thinkin aint much different from how tha fuck thangs always was on Tuchanka.

If Wrex is tha Clan Urdnot leader, Liara expresses her lingerin doubts bout tha cure, hopin dat tha krogan don't misuse dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch knows tha other krogan aint like Wrex, whoz ass might not be able ta stop dem from startin a freshly smoked up krogan empire. If Wreav instead is tha leader, Liara worries bout his thugged-out actions once tha war is over n' shit. If Eve survived tha cure process, Liara admires her courage n' determination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Eve remindz her of a shitload of da most thugged-out formidable matriarchs she knows. If Eve didn't make it, Liara wishes dat thugged-out biiiatch could've peeped tha rebirth of her people.

When Shepard finishes tha holoconference wit Admirals Hackett n' Anderson afta tha failed Cerberus coup, Liara passes a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distress call from Asari High Command ta tha Commander n' shit. Well shiiiit, it be reppin tha hood Lesuss n' Shepard be axed ta investigate it as nuff muthafuckin asari commando squadz have gone silent afta goin there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho.

If tha Virmire survivor, Kaidan/Ashley, died, Liara is straight-up upset at they dirtnap. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch meets Shepard on tha Port Observation Lounge up in tha Normandy n' reminisces bout dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch never understood what tha fuck Ash wanted ta prove yo, but Liara admired her bravery. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch felt less alienated wit Kaidan on tha Normandy cuz da thug was biotic n' cuz da thug was thugged-out wit her from tha start. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch offers condolences if Shepard was involved wit either Virmire survivor, n' agonizes over tha wild-ass bullshit of blastin dem down whether dat shiznit was her, Shepard, or another jam member whoz ass directly pulled tha trigger.

Yo, shepard can claim they wished there was another way, or intone harshly dat they forma crewmate chose they fate when they sided wit Udina. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepardz train of thought shifts ta Kai Leng, tha Cerberus agent prominently involved up in tha coup, n' Liara don't be thinkin itz a cold-ass lil coincidence Leng was also ranked N7 like tha Commander n' shit. Liara promises ta update Shepard on tha matta if anythang freshly smoked up comes up.

Afta tha mission on Lesuss, Liara sympathizes wit tha fate of Samaraz crew. If tha crew all took a dirt nap up in tha monastery, Liara starts dissin tha necessitizzle of Falerez dirtnap but be thinkin betta of it n' goes back ta work. If Falere lived but witnessed Samara die, Liara laments on Falere never gettin tha chizzle ta know her mother, additionally thankin back ta her own experience on seein Benezia take a thugged-out dirtnap on Noveria if dat biiiiatch was personally present there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. If only Rila died, however, Liara aint upset as much. Dat hoe glad tha monastery was fucked wit as da hoe believes no muthafucka deserves ta be turned tha fuck into Reaper abominations like tha banshees.

Upon completion of tha mission ta sabotage tha geth dreadnought, Liara has a intercom conversation wit Joker, whoz ass asks if her "hair tentacles" move. Liara is flustered n' refuses ta answer his question, n' Shepard can support either of dem wild-ass muthafuckas. If Shepard supports Joker, a exasperated Liara drops some lyrics ta his ass dat tha afro tentaclez is semi-flexible cartilage based scalp crests, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Joker be aiiight da thug won a funky-ass bet wit Vega, n' Liara quips at least he makin playas.

When Shepard returns from delvin tha fuck into tha geth consensus Liara can be found conversin on tha comm wit Legion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch expresses disappointment up in peepin' dat tha geth did not come across any Prothean technologizzle ta analyze, which Legion confirms by sayin tha geths knowledge on tha subject is no pimped outa than her own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Regardless, Liara props Legion fo' lookin tha fuck into tha matter, ta which Legion respondz dat cuz Shepard placed faith up in it Legion will up in turn place its faith wit tha rest of tha Normandy. Liara erects Legion by sayin it meant tha Normandyz crew, ta which Legion clarifies dat it do not peep a meaningful distinction between tha two.

Afta tha events on Rannoch, if either quarians or geth was fucked wit, Liara becomes straight-up disquieted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. If tha quarians is gone, Liara forbidz Glyph from issuin salvage ordaz on they derelict ships. If Tali took a dirt nap on Rannoch, Liara partially bases tha decision on lettin her rest. If Tali took a dirt nap on tha suicizzle mission, Liara takes solace up in tha fact she never lived ta peep her racez extinction.

If tha geth was fucked wit, Liara holdz a intercom session wit EDI n' recalls how tha fuck terrified dat biiiiatch was when she first encountered tha synthetics. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch be thinkin they could've been valuable allies, wonderin if they would've become truly sentient tha way Legion/the Geth VI kept saying.

If peace between tha races was bigged up , Liara converses wit Tali on tha comm, expressin wonder n' amazement all up in tha feat they pulled off. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch hopes dat tha quarians would start acceptin tha geth as mo' than servants, even playas.

Liara insists on accompanyin tha Commander down on Thessia durin tha hunt fo' tha Catalyst, distraught bout tha ongoin Reaper invasion of her ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch helps up in convincin tha local soldiers ta cooperate wit they mission n' breaks tha securitizzle field obstructin tha temple they was supposed ta go ta yo, but learns disconcertin implications bout asari history up in tha process: dat of Prothean interference up in they early pimpment. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch witnesses a Prothean VI emerge from a previously-hidden Prothean Beacon up in tha temple, n' Kai Leng shows up soon afta intendin ta loot dat shit.

A vicious battle ensues, n' Liara works wit tha squad up in tryin ta brang Leng down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. At tha end Leng manhandlez Liara n' throws her ta Shepardz other squadmate, ordaz his support gunshizzle ta fuck wit tha templez support structures, n' gets what tha fuck his schmoooove ass came for. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Liara can do lil other than pull Shepard outta a cold-ass lil chazzle n' process tha import of tha dayz defeat.

Liara sulks at her cabin up in tha aftermath of tha battle, mad salty at bein kept unaware of tha beacon by her mutha n' shit. EDI remindz her over comm dat Benezia may done been simply shieldin her as tha penaltizzles fo' hoardin Prothean tech is rather stiff, a explanation Liara accepts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.

If Shepard talks ta her, Liara tearfully blames her muthafuckin ass fo' tha fate of her homeworld. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch despairs at bein unable ta live up ta her promises, bustin a point of askin Shepard how tha fuck nuff asari took a dirt nap cuz her dope ass demanded her help. If Shepard interrupts her, Liaraz morale is restored when Shepard drops some lyrics ta her "none": her dope ass did warn her playas fo' four years, n' while Thessia may have fallen tha asari up in general is still kickin dat shit, yo. Liara gets off her bed n' begins hustlin back at her terminal ta help refugees, feelin she owes dem at least dis much. If Shepard don't interrupt her, tha Commander either points up tha futilitizzle of savin Thessia even if they beat Cerberus, a notion Liara grows ta accept, or tha Commander opts instead ta divert her attention ta tha next mission, a notion Liara also accepts fo' precisely dat reason.

Afta tha mission ta Horizon, Liara has all dem lyrics ta say bout Miranda provided dat biiiiatch was also involved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If Miranda took a dirt nap at Sanctuary, Liara briefly wishes her rest up in peace, additionally advisin Shepard dat even his schmoooove ass couldn't have stopped her from goin if Shepard n' Miranda was freaks. If Miranda survived, Liara keeps tabs on her recovery n' drops some lyrics ta Shepard tha shizzle when asked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Liara observes she always found Miranda ta be a straight-up driven biatch, additionally wishin Shepard n' Miranda happinizz together if they is freaks. Glyph interrupts wit a cold-ass lil compilation of Sanctuaryz suckas, n' Liara ordaz tha VI ta prepare dirtnap notices fo' they next of kin.

If Liara is up in tha squad all up in tha final push towardz tha Conduit , her ass is capped by Harbinger if the galaxyz forces rallied against tha Reapers aren't enough cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce.

If Shepard activates tha Crucible n' tha galaxyz might is sufficient enough ta hold against tha Reapers, dat biiiiatch will continue ta live on n' is ghon be peeped honorin tha fallen up in tha Normandyz memorial wall, along wit tha other survivorz of Shepardz current crew.

If Shepard refuses ta activate tha Crucible, a VI representation of Liara can be peeped on a unidentified hood nuff muthafuckin years lata narratin tha eventz of her cycle yo. Her time capsule project was a success, n' tha culture whoz ass discovered her devices wisely used tha shiznit within ta rid theyselvez of tha Reaper threat up in they time, as narrated by one such person up in dat far-off future.

Mass Effect 3: From Ashes Edit

As tha Normandyz resident Prothean expert, Liara game is brought ta bear up in a artifact retrieval mission on Eden Prime.

Upon reachin tha excavation site, Liara showcases her expertise dependin on whether she already has a rapport wit tha squad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If dat biiiiatch wasn't straight-up close ta tha crew, Liara launches tha fuck into a explanation of Prothean architectural evolution. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If dat freaky freaky biatch had significantly mo' interactions wit tha group, tha other squadmate invariably asks if dat freaky freaky biatch has eva uncovered a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dinosaur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Liara smartly delineates tha differences between paleontologizzle n' archaeologizzle before realizin da hoe bein yanked around.

Liara is surprised at peepin' they weren't retrievin just some Prothean artifact: what tha fuck was unearthed, up in fact, was a hustlin stasis pod wit a live Prothean inside. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch helps Shepard up in retrievin tha command signals needed ta safely open tha pod while dealin wit Cerberus forces up in tha area. When tha dust has settled, da hoe bears witnizz ta tha reawakenin of tha last Prothean up in tha galaxy: Javik.

Liara is initially overjoyed ta git a real livin Prothean onboard tha Normandy. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat followin nuff muthafuckin rap battlez wit him, her big-ass booty slowly grows pissed tha fuck off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time yo. Havin previously imagined Protheans as tha "keeperz of wisdom n' enlightenment" of they era, Liara findz dem ta be cold n' ruthless imperialistic warlords.

In tha aftermath of a mission when axed if her ass is hustlin on anythang Liara will explain dat dat dunkadelic hoe tryin ta decode a shitload of tha Cruciblez designs, though theoretical particle physics was not her specialty. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch laments how tha fuck Javik is still bein withdrawn, n' how tha fuck dat biiiiatch wishes dat thugged-out biiiatch could trade tha last 100 muthafuckin yearz of her game ta resurrect one Prothean scientist ta help dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Afta tha fall of Thessia, dat thugged-out biiiatch can be found up in Javikz cabin caught up in a gangbangin' fierce argument wit its occupant. Liara vehemently disbelieves tha implication of Prothean involvement up in asari history, n' interprets Javikz blunt replies as gloating. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard can chizzle ta defuse tha thang, which thangs up in dis biatch up in a tentatizzle peace between tha two. Both sides slowly grow ta respect n' appreciate each other over time and, if Javik do not bust a nut on his crazy-ass memory shard, is thankin of freestylin a funky-ass book together titled "Journeys wit tha Prothean". If Shepard didn't interrupt them, Liara decides he not worth fightin n' storms off Javikz quarters. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard can follow her ta her cabin whichever way tha argument endz n' provide lyrics of comfort.

Mass Effect 3: Citadel Edit

Afta Shepard is beat down by a unknown mercenary group shortly afta tha crewz shore leave, Liara is tha straight-up original gangsta one ta come ta Shepardz aid durin tha ambush all up in tha Wards, provided Shepard is romantically involved wit either her muthafuckin ass, or any other "non-combatant" (like fuckin Steve Cortez or Samantha Traynor). In Shepardz Personal Apartment, Liara calls up in favors ta find shiznit on tha glock found by tha Commander, which leadz ta a cold-ass lil casino balla named Elijah Khan, whoz ass is suspected of rockin his crazy-ass scrilla ta smuggle weapons onto tha Citadel. Consequently, tha shiznit broker advises tha commander ta infiltrate Khanz casino alongside Maya Brooks up in order ta obtain mo' shiznit, offerin ta come her muthafuckin ass as well. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch is lata part of tha raid on tha Citadel Archives ta hunt down tha Mysterious Figure wit tha rest of Shepardz squad.

Afta tha conclusion of tha fiasco, Liara can assist tha Commander fo' competitions up in tha Armax Arsenal Arena.

Shepard can also invite Liara up ta they Personal Apartment. When she arrives, Liara begins ta play tha piano located on tha lower floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. When axed bout tha cold lil' woo wop her ass is playing, her big-ass booty say it is tha only one she knows; Liara had hustled tha cold lil' woo wop from a cold-ass lil colleague while trapped up in a storm at a Prothean dig, as dat freaky freaky biatch had needed suttin' ta occupy her time.

If Liaraz just platonic wit Shepard, she reflects dat cuz of tha time her big-ass booty spendz chasin down knowledge she forgets bout tha thangs dat can be hustled by bustin not a god damn thang - kickin it wit close playas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch clowninly fronts she hustled how tha fuck ta git her muthafuckin ass up in tha game-threatenin thangs on a thugged-out everyday basis as a result of her association wit Shepard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When she excuses her muthafuckin ass ta continue her work tha Commander offers her tha crib fo' long-distizzle work or just takin a funky-ass break up in general. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Liara gladly accepts.

If Liara n' Shepard is freaks, Glyph proceedz ta play tha rest of tha cold lil' woo wop as tha couple move toward tha window. Liara appears on tha verge of sayin somethang yo, but excuses her muthafuckin ass n' turns away. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard can pull her back, n' regardless of dis action suggests bustin similar intimate moments up in tha future. Da duo make up as Glyph continues ta play tha piano.

Regardless of prior circumstances, Liara lounges up in a cold-ass lil couch by tha ground floor fireplace fo' a while afta tha meet.

Liara be a mandatory invitee ta Shepardz bangin' party.

Romizzle Edit

“Do you feel ready, Shepard?”

When Shepard first reunites wit Liara on tha mission ta tha Prothean Archives, tha Commander takes her handz tha fuck into theirs. Liara expresses her worries fo' tha Commander as dat freaky freaky biatch had heard bout tha whoopin' on Earth. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch regrets not bein able ta git on over ta Shepard durin they imprisonment. Da Commander then say they had missed her like a muthafucka.

Lata up in tha mission, up in a securitizzle post, Liara blames her muthafuckin ass fo' not realizin dat Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Coré was a Cerberus undercover operative. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard tries ta dissuade her from thankin itz her fault. When she expresses doubt, Da Commander then moves closer ta her n' takes her handz up in theirs, assurin her dat they will stop tha Reapers together.

Afta the discouragin meetin wit tha Council, when tha Commander visits her room, Liara shares her concern fo' both they lives given they fucked up occupations. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch reminisces bout her trip of tha Normandy if Shepard invited her aboard afta brangin down tha oldschool Broker yo, but don't let it keep her from askin if Shepard is still horny bout her as it has been some time since they was together n' shit. If tha Commander became involved wit one of mah thugs prior ta they reunion, Liara particularly demandz ta know if Shepard is willin ta break dat off.

If Shepard wants ta resume tha relationshizzle, they take her tha fuck into they arms. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. There was a shitload of reasons they was aiiight ta peep Liara on Mars. Liara wanna dat list but she regrets dat freaky freaky biatch has a shitload ta do fo' tha moment.

On tha Citadel, afta the turian primarchz rescue, Shepard meets Matriarch Aethyta up in Apolloz Cafe, whoz ass turns up ta be Liaraz "father". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch warns Shepard dat biiiiatch won't let dem within a light-year of Liara if they retain Cerberus ties. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Then dat dunkadelic hoe drops some lyrics ta tha Commander bout tha matriarchs' plans ta assassinizzle Liara if she overstepped tha line, ta which tha Commander can respond aggressively n' make it clear ta Aethyta dat Liara is they girl.

Yo, sometime afta Evez retrieval from Sur'Kesh, Shepard can find Liara up in her room conversin wit Glyph. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch muses bout her "young" age n' how tha fuck dat could allow her ta witnizz tha entire cycle comin ta a end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard drops some lyrics ta her not ta give up hope. When Liara wondaz how tha fuck tha Commander be able ta keep going, Shepard fronts they couldn't do anythang without her n' shit. Liara sits down on Shepardz lap, gives dem a quick kiss, n' calls dem "flatterer".

Afta the Cerberus whoopin' on tha Citadel , Liara asks Shepard ta join her on tha Citadel fo' some free time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch waxes nostalgic bout her mutha n' childhood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Shepard can ask her ta tell mo' bout Benezia or simply offer they condolences. They can either cut off they buddin romance, if there was any, or permanently affirm dat shit. If Shepard chizzlez ta affirm it, they tell Liara dat they wish ta spend they game wit her n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch accepts n' they kiss.

Afta the revelation up in tha asari temple, durin tha conversation wit Javik, Shepard asks his ass whether da thug was real wit his fuckin lyrics of encouragement ta a grief-stricken Liara, whoz ass just peeped her ghetto devastated by tha Reapers. Da Commander insists dat it is blingin as Liara means a shitload ta them, ta which Javik will say dat he meant dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard then proceedz ta comfort Liara up in her cabin.

Durin tha mission ta uncover tha secret of Leviathan, her ass is straight-up worried bout Shepard venturin underwater n' shit. When Shepard manages ta git back ta tha surface, Liara supports tha Commander ta tha shuttle n' attempts ta revive dem wild-ass muthafuckas. When Shepard regains consciousness, she persuades tha Commander never ta do dat again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Liara don't want any tentacled creature inside Shepardz mind, besides her, quippin it ta tha Commander back aboard tha Normandy.

Before tha battle on Cerberus Headquarters , Liara headz ta Shepardz quarters, where they converse bout gettin locked n loaded fo' tha final battle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch notes how tha fuck easy as fuck it would be if they just went somewhere far away n' just lived up they lives up in peace. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard be thinkin there be a no place they'd rather be, n' Liara agrees. They then share a intimate night together.

Yo, shepard abruptly wakes up, unsettled afta yet another nightmare bout tha pimp whoz ass took a dirt nap on Earth. Liara senses tha Commanderz disquiet n' cheers dem up, pointin up dat tha Reapers won't git any mo' chances ta divide tha galaxyz forces cuz of Shepardz deeds. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shepard is encouraged n' props her fo' tha effort before risin ta prepare fo' tha assault on Cronos Station.

Just before tha final battle up in London, Liara comments on how tha fuck pissed tha fuck off they 'lil blue children' is ghon be dat her dope ass aint gots some noize ready, ta which Shepard will tell her dat they will make up a phat rap fo' dem wild-ass muthafuckas fo' realz. Afterwards, Liara offers Shepard a gift: ta join her consciousnizz wit Shepardz n' share her memories, a practice asari reserve fo' they closest playaz n' they bondmates. Inside tha menstrual space, tha two freaks kiss, brightly backlit against tha void.

If Liara be a squadmate durin tha final assault, her ass is severely fucked up durin Harbingerz battle fo' realz. As Liara be assisted onto tha Normandy, she pleadz ta stay wit Shepard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Knowin dis could be they last intimate moment, Shepard assures her dat that no matta what tha fuck happens, she means every last muthafuckin thang ta dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch then drops some lyrics ta Shepard her ass is theirs.

If Shepard activates tha Crucible, Liara places Shepardz name on tha Memorial Wall durin tha funeral service. If tha Reapers was fucked wit n' Shepard sufficiently rallied tha galaxy, she refrains from placin tha name wit a smile. If synthesis between organic n' non-organic game was bigged up , afta Liara n' EDI comfort each other over Shepardz dirtnap wit a funky-ass blunt.

Mass Effect: Andromeda Edit

Pathfinder Ryder can dig nuff muthafuckin voice lyrics busted by Liara ta Alec Ryder up in his quartas aboard tha Hyperion. These lyrics was originally busted up in 2182, a year before her encounta wit Shepard, n' say shit bout her research tha fuck into tha Protheans n' they empire.

Liara was fascinated all up in tha prospect of explorin another galaxy, though she felt her big-ass booty still had much ta learn bout tha Protheans n' could not bear tha thought of leavin tha Milky Way. Learnin bout Alecs extragalactic trip, dat biiiiatch wished his ass phat fortune up in future endeavors.

Eventually, Ryder unlocks a message by Liara from 2186, busted ta Alec while da thug was up in stasis on tha Hyperion travelin ta Andromeda, informin dem tha Reapers arrived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch mentions tha Crucible but warns Alec ta expect tha worst, n' asks his ass n' his fuckin lil pimps ta never forget dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

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