According to their arrogant way of thinking, one press of the spray button and ZAP, pesky conservative bugs are no more. They fail to notice that rather than scattering off into a zillion corners, conservatives are standing strong; that that they’re there still there on their way back to crawl all over them.

WARNING to allI Internet conservative bug life out there; the hoity-toity mainstream media has morphed into a can of RAID Kills Bugs Dead and are now screeching in the cartoon language of ZAP!

The mainstream media’s spin on Election 2016 not only failed but failed abysmally

The mainstream media’s spin on Election 2016 not only failed but failed abysmally, so now they need a new scapegoat and they’re convinced they found it.

Let all Hillary’s “deplorables” run for the antacid, they’re running for the RAID can.

Just as they convinced themselves that Hilary Clinton would be the first female president; just as they made saturation coverage of endless polls claiming her victory was inevitable; just as they kept the world waiting until 3 a.m. when the result was obvious to all, the mainstream media are convinced that all it takes to get back in the good books of the public is anointing themselves the new ‘Ministry of Truth’. That’s how they think they can reclaim the readers, listeners and viewers that have been abandoning them in droves since Donald Trump was elected.

HOO-EEE! Any conservative outlet who dares take views that oppose their own, has got to be a ‘Fake News’ Site. That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.

The snowflakes can cower in their campus ‘safe’ spaces; paid rent-a-mob millennials can take to the streets waving signs reading, “He’s not MY president”, but the cafe latté belching bigwigs of the mainstream media are on their computers creating hit lists for ‘Fake News’ sites.

They’ve roped in Professor What’s-er-name from Merrimack College , and they’ve even partnered with a division of the Qatar-financed Al Jazeera, the pro-Jihadist “news” agency once known as the voice of al Qaeda, and last but not least the Southern Poverty Law Center.

With comrades like that on the Mother of All Missions, are they too big and too powerful to fail?

Now that they’re burying the Fake and Faux of their own media spin in a deep hole they’re sure no one can find, they’re counting on the public to buy into their ‘Save-Our-Butts initiative.

The public, they assure themselves, has a short memory.

It’s no longer what the public forgets that is the problem, but what the public now KNOWS.

They know that fake is what Obama, Hillary and the media are because what they’re offering is a fake Utopia from that oh-so-elusive One World Government; that they adore fake idols like the Satan-espousing Saul Alinsky; the recently departed Communist dictator Fidel Castro, and that they defiantly cling to faux theories like global warming/climate change, which they claim is a bigger scourge to humanity than the danger they fail to name: Islamic terrorism.

But like the progressives they serve, the mainstream media think that branding citizens as homophobes, misogynists, Islamophobes, bigots and racists would silence all dissent.

It didn’t.