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Calvin: DAA, I WANT A BEDTIME STORY! Dad: I'm busy, Calvin. I'll read you one tomorrow. Calvin: IF YOU DON'T READ ME A STORY, I WON'T GO TO BED! Dad: Once upon a time there was a boy named Calvin, who always wanted things his way. One day his dad got sick of it and locked him in the basement for the rest of his life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The End, Calvin: I don't like these stories with morals.