WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of more than 300 federal agencies and departments received an email from the President late last night with the subject line “Anything Else?”

The body of the email, which rambled off-topic at points and included several spelling and grammatical errors, asked federal employees if anyone had “any more bullshit up [their] pant legs [they] need to shake out.”

Presidential scholars who had a chance to read the email suggested that Mr. Obama may not have been completely sober when he penned the message, which was sent out at 3:07am EST.

The President’s email alludes to a series of scandals that have rocked his administration over the past two weeks.

In the middle of a Congressional investigation into the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi last September, it was revealed that the IRS had been singling out conservative organizations for increased scrutiny. Shortly thereafter, it came to light that the Department of Justice had illegally subpoenaed telephone records of Associated Press reporters in the wake of a national security leak.

“So if anyone from the Department of Labor has their 13 year old kid working for cash under the table or whatever, just come out with it now so we can get this shit over with,” the email said.

“And just for safe measure, you NASA guys better knock it off drawing dicks on the surface of Mars,” Obama added after an unrelated paragraph about how proud he was of his daughters Natasha and Malia. “If I get impeached because of a cock 140 million miles away, I will be so pissed.”

Washington insiders say the President has been distressed and confused over the controversies that have erupted during his second term.

“Why would we want to validate the paranoia of the Tea Party?” he was overhead yelling at Attorney General Eric Holder yesterday evening.

Holder responded, “I don’t know.”

Holder repeated his answer several times until Obama threw up his hands and left. The President was last scene heading in the direction of the White House bar. He was not heard from again until the late night email.

Mr. Obama has cancelled all press conferences today, saying he doesn’t feel well because of “food poisoning.”