man (laying in bed): i feel so sick man: urg, i'll call in sick today man (suddenly opens eyes): wait a minute. last thursday of the month. it's hawaiian shirt ice cream social team fortress 2 happy party fun day at the office! man: i feel man (leaping out of bed): amazing! man (breaking through window): let's get to work! man (falling out of window in building): let's do this man (looking confused): hmmm. i'm not flying... *man is about to hit the sidewalk* man: well, this is gonna be embarrassing

"wow! that looked embarrassing!" -bystander