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After discovering LuckySpammer had defected to Pi and that the vast majority of Sphere was no longer interested in waging a war, Cyanide vents his frustrations.

Cyanide is a little upset.

00:00 - 00:03 We have almost finished preparing our signal jammers.

00:04 - 00:05 We have set them up here,

00:05 - 00:07 here, and here.

00:08 - 00:12 At midnight CST, Razgriz's TagPro connection will be permanently severed

00:12 - 00:15 The Pi subreddit will be without good leadership, causing mass hysteria.

00:17 - 00:19 Wonderful work.

00:19 - 00:21 I'll have LuckySpammer remove Pi afterwards to rub it in his face.

00:24 - 00:26 Well Cyanide...

00:27 - 00:28 Uh...

00:31 - 00:33 LuckySpammer just made a post embracing Pi as his home server.

00:34 - 00:36 It may become the most elite server on TagPro.

00:53 - 00:58 If you were planning to stop warring against Pi...leave...now...

01:13 - 01:15 I didn't expect anyone to leave!

01:15 - 01:17 We get hit as a server, we fight back as a server!

01:18 - 01:23 Everyone out there will pile onto Pi and we'll destroy it together!

01:25 - 01:28 91 fucking subscribed Pi scrubs...

01:29 - 01:31 Are you fucking kidding me!?

01:31 - 01:34 And only in a matter of a few days!

01:34 - 01:37 Nearly a hundred people stupid enough to listen to Razgriz.

01:37 - 01:40 I bet half of them came from Sphere as well!

01:40 - 01:42 Cyanide, I can't allow you to insult Sphere's own members.

01:42 - 01:46 They are cowards, traitors, and failures!

01:46 - 01:48 Cyanide, this is outrageous.

01:48 - 01:52 They are the scum of the TagPro player base!

01:53 - 01:54 Not a shred of honor!

01:56 - 01:57 It's the same shit as usual.

01:57 - 02:00 "Yes, we love Sphere!"

02:00 - 02:03 "No, we're not hanging out on other servers!"

02:04 - 02:08 Then while I turn my back for the MCAT,

02:08 - 02:13 They fraternize with other scrubs on Pi and Radius

02:14 - 02:16 with plans to silently desert to inferior servers!

02:17 - 02:21 All it must've took for Razgriz to lure them was a shitty piece of chocolate!

02:27 - 02:29 Ever since I came onto Sphere

02:30 - 02:34 I've poured my heart and soul into making it the master race

02:34 - 02:36 and only asked for everyone's support.

02:41 - 02:42 Traitors.

02:43 - 02:47 They've betrayed and deceived me from the very beginning!

02:48 - 02:53 What a monstrous betrayal of the Sphere server!

02:54 - 02:56 But I'll tell you what I'll do to them.

02:56 - 02:59 I will personally find everyone who left the room

03:00 - 03:02 and beat them all to death!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay Trench, Cyanide won't let anything happen to you.

03:14 - 03:16 My efforts have all gone to waste.

03:19 - 03:23 Under these circumstances, there is no way to crush Pi.

03:25 - 03:26 It's over.

03:31 - 03:33 The war is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you think I'm going to abandon Sphere, you are seriously mistaken.

03:46 - 03:49 I'd rather concede a million caps.