HOUSTON, TX - JULY 27: Lance McCullers #43 of the Houston Astros pitches in the first inning against the New York Yankees at Minute Maid Park on July 27, 2016 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

Houston Astros pitcher Lance McCullers is a very funny guy. We know, he joins Mad Radio every Thursday at 9:15 a.m. he is exceptionally well versed on the giant twitter machine. On Thursday night the Astros had a bevy of big news come down. First, they traded for Brian McCann, the veteran catcher. Second Jose Altuve, a finalist for the MVP, was third in the MVP voting, losing out to Mike Trout of the Los Angeles Angels. Finally, it was reported that the team signed outfielder Josh Reddick to a 4-year $52M deal.

With all the news coming down so fast Lance was making his feelings on all the moves and information known, and it was quite hilarious (SERIOUSLY GO FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER.)

On Monday Lance made a point that he wanted Altuve to win the MVP or he was going to be angry!

Adam Abramson remembered the call when Trout was named the MVP.

Trout named MVP. We gonna riot? https://t.co/mhd598jvIi — Adam Abramson (@Adam_Abramson1) November 17, 2016

Lance took his frustration out on some who voted, but were just delivering the news.

Then the conspiracies came out. Maybe it wasn’t Altuve’s fault he lost. Russia probably had something to do with it.

Trout is good. But there is one guy he’s not good against as Thomas Maidlow pointed out to Lance.

@LMcCullers43 when i think of Mike Trout winning MVP only stat i remember is he is 1 for 12 with 7Ks against you. Any tips to share? #7Ks! — Thomas Maidlow (@TomDaMan533) November 17, 2016

But baseball is full of superstitions, also, a guy like Trout you don’t want to let him know (even though he probably already does) that he is owned by a guy. Lance wasn’t very excited about the public information.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD!?!? https://t.co/2nxee97w7E — Lance McCullers Jr. (@LMcCullers43) November 17, 2016

And congratulations were in order for Altuve after a historic year.

Seriously though.. huge congrats to my brother @JoseAltuve27 on such an incredible season, it was special being able to watch you everyday! — Lance McCullers Jr. (@LMcCullers43) November 17, 2016

Then Lance moved onto the acquisition fo Brian McCann. The 13-year veteran could help the Astros tremendously. McCann talked about his excitement coming ot Houston.

Brian McCann:"To play w/Altuve, Correa,Bregman,Gattis,Springer, to catch Keuchel,the list goes on &on,I'm really excited about this" #Astros — Mark Berman (@MarkBermanFox26) November 17, 2016

Lance, is also really excited, for obvious reasons.

L. McCullers: "Really excited that he (McCann) won't be hitting anymore bombs dead center off me, also to have another "McC" guy is huge" https://t.co/VkWPUnyv8J — Lance McCullers Jr. (@LMcCullers43) November 17, 2016

Lance also knows he did some things that might not have gone over well with his former rival who is now his teammate, and it’s a game, you have to do what you have to do.

Don’t go analyzing the Astros now after all these moves and leave off Lance McCullers. Just don’t do it. (YOU HEAR US KEN ROSENTHAL!?) Luckily, Lance isn’t bothered by that stuff. He’s got his tea.