Product Number: 004-009-6124

Following in the great tinkerer's tradition of coming up with a strange solution to a problem that already has a familiar solution, this novel Kaywoodie shape provides and easier clench by means of a crazy-straw stem that shifts some of the leverage onto your chin. By coincidence, just the other day I handed Chris one of these salvaged from our "pipe science" box, suggesting that his smoking it would greatly amuse his children.

- Eric N. Squires