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Anymore 10/23/03 - Crinkle Crinkle 10/21/03 - The Ol' Ball Game 10/21/03 - Overzealousness 10/21/03 - Inside Trading 10/20/03 - Denial 10/20/03 - Close-Ups 10/19/03 - Yammer 10/19/03 - Fit 10/17/03 - Bitch Bitch Bitch 10/16/03 - Ignorance is Bliss 10/15/03 - Reverse Music Engineering 10/15/03 - Fun On The Rocks 10/12/03 - Our Mother of Slang 10/12/03 - A View From The Top 10/12/03 - Don't Hike Hungover 10/12/03 - Shall I Sew Thee An AIDS Quilt? 10/09/03 - As Plain As The Chins On Your Face 10/08/03 - Codependence Day 10/08/03 - Late Return 10/03/03 - J'aime Aussi la Fée Verte 10/02/03 - Slumlord 10/01/03 - Para Mis Amigos Que Hablan Español 09/29/03 - Absinth Minded 09/29/03 - Absinth of Malice 09/29/03 - Conspicuous By His Absinth 09/29/03 - Absinth Makes The Heart Grow Fonder 09/25/03 - Fidelity 09/23/03 - Digicam 09/23/03 - Whipper Snappers 09/23/03 - Dying of Consumption 09/23/03 - Outside the Courthouse Yesterday 09/22/03 - Yellow Journalism 09/21/03 - Cunning Linguist 09/18/03 - Bypass 09/18/03 - Overheard at the World-Famous San Diego Zoo 09/16/03 - Comparative Religion 09/14/03 - Homesickness 09/14/03 - Penitence 09/13/03 - Office Gossip 09/12/03 - Yet Another Wacky Misunderstanding 09/11/03 - Axis of Egomania 09/11/03 - In Memorium 09/10/03 - Rainbow Coalition 09/08/03 - Pretty Pretty 09/06/03 - Who Wants Cake? 09/06/03 - Your Mileage May Vary 09/01/03 - Hygiene and Disease Prevention 08/28/03 - Rah Rah Rah 08/28/03 - Some People Don't Get It 08/27/03 - Tale of the Expected 08/25/03 - Repetitive Stress 08/25/03 - Get Well Soon! 08/24/03 - Honesty Is Still The Best Policy 08/24/03 - So Easy To Use, No Wonder Idiots Use It 08/21/03 - Bad Enough For Government Work 08/20/03 - Connection 08/20/03 - Next on Bravo... 08/20/03 - Out Of Office--Auto Reply 08/19/03 - Misinterpretation 08/19/03 - Commitment 08/18/03 - Why The Tech Guys Love Me 08/17/03 - Burger, Fries, Shake, Bypass 08/16/03 - Untitled 08/15/03 - Just Don't Order The Rusty Kuntz 08/13/03 - National Pride 08/13/03 - Emergency Planning 08/13/03 - The Gary Coleman Solution 08/12/03 - Nothing Gold Can Stay 08/10/03 - Meanwhile, At Neverland... 08/10/03 - Moderation 08/10/03 - Shopping Spree 08/10/03 - Genetics 08/09/03 - The Price of Inflation 08/08/03 - A Head Start 08/08/03 - Cleophatra 08/08/03 - The Waiting Game 08/08/03 - How Employment Lawsuits Work 08/05/03 - Lead-In Programming 08/05/03 - Networking 08/05/03 - Management Styles 08/05/03 - Costco, part 7 08/05/03 - Costco, part 6 08/05/03 - Costco, part 5 08/05/03 - Costco, part 4 08/05/03 - Costco, part 3 08/04/03 - Costco, part 2 08/04/03 - Costco, part 1 08/01/03 - Coup de Poop 08/01/03 - Why Salespeople Hate Me 07/30/03 - Better Than A Blue Period 07/29/03 - Death By Chocolate 07/29/03 - How Construction Defect Claims Work 07/28/03 - Proportion 07/27/03 - I'm Just Better Than You 07/27/03 - Celebrity Encounter 07/24/03 - Perks 07/23/03 - Shoot Your WAD 07/23/03 - Unrequited Spite 07/23/03 - I Like Your Beard 07/23/03 - Medical Breakthrough 07/23/03 - Home Improvement 07/23/03 - How About A Nice Sausage? 07/23/03 - Res Ipsa Loquitor 07/22/03 - Silence of the Hams 07/21/03 - You Don't Think, Therefore You Are Not 07/21/03 - Give Me An H! 07/20/03 - Salad Is Healthy 07/19/03 - DONG! 07/19/03 - Lend Me A Hand 07/19/03 - Eternal Optimist 07/17/03 - L'chaim! 07/16/03 - Urgent Message 07/16/03 - How Anti-Harassment Policies Work 07/16/03 - Be Careful What You Wish For 07/15/03 - Yawn 07/15/03 - The Criminal Element 07/15/03 - Baby Talk, Baby Talk! 07/14/03 - Giddy-Up! 07/14/03 - Meeting Of The Minds 07/13/03 - Home Schooling 07/13/03 - Isn't There A Law About That? 07/13/03 - Weird, But Not Funny Weird 07/12/03 - Matchmaker 07/12/03 - The RIAA's Next Move 07/10/03 - Size Matters 07/09/03 - Sexxxy 90's Song 07/09/03 - Shhhhhhhh 07/09/03 - Enough Already! 07/09/03 - Differences of Opinion 07/09/03 - The Grass Is Always Browner 07/08/03 - Finding The Right Escort 07/08/03 - Update Your Resumes! 07/06/03 - CC 195 Sanitation (12) 07/06/03 - Pink Eye 07/06/03 - Up Sell 07/05/03 - Fashion 07/05/03 - Agendas 07/05/03 - Career Advice 07/05/03 - Check Your Cavities 07/03/03 - Yet Another Real Sex Street Interview 07/03/03 - Technicalities 07/03/03 - Tit for Tat, Crack For Crack 07/03/03 - Father, Son, and Holy Crap 07/03/03 - Click Here for X-Rated Strip! 07/01/03 - Why The Atkins Diet Is Successful 07/01/03 - Public Service Announcement 07/01/03 - Eating with more hands than Ganesh 07/01/03 - Grapes 06/30/03 - Nice Rack 06/30/03 - Time Crunch 06/29/03 - Dressed to Kill 06/29/03 - My Cousin's Ex-Wife 06/29/03 - Family Reunion 06/28/03 - Texas, 2003... 06/27/03 - Texas, 1998... 06/27/03 - Self-Actualization 06/26/03 - Gargle 06/26/03 - E-Z Wider 06/26/03 - Barnyard Follies 06/25/03 - Idiot Hell 06/25/03 - That's Not Something I Do 06/25/03 - Roaring Rapids 06/25/03 - Ambition 06/22/03 - It's The Lack Of Thought That Counts 06/21/03 - Icing on the Ho Cake 06/21/03 - Another Brick in the Wall, Part IV 06/21/03 - Every Son's Nightmare 06/21/03 - Filth 06/20/03 - Smells Like Productivity 06/20/03 - We Can't Go On Together 06/20/03 - More Hits of the 80's 06/20/03 - You Don't Get It 06/19/03 - Este Noche, En San Diego... 06/18/03 - Turntablism 06/18/03 - Chomp! 06/17/03 - What I Really Want To Say 06/15/03 - Happy Father's Day 06/14/03 - Get Some Strange 06/14/03 - Grumble 06/12/03 - Denouement 06/12/03 - Asses to Asses 06/12/03 - Gasp! 06/12/03 - Public Enema #1 06/12/03 - The Will of the People 06/12/03 - You're Asking For It 06/12/03 - When You're on Death Row, You're Family 06/12/03 - Family Values 06/12/03 - Just Awful 06/09/03 - Hell Is For Children 06/09/03 - Nice cup, Stanley 06/08/03 - Banana Split 06/08/03 - Why America Hates Me 06/08/03 - Yours, Mine, and Ours 06/08/03 - Meat Is Murder! 06/07/03 - Cause and Effect 06/06/03 - Maybe A Bumper Sticker Would Show I Care 06/05/03 - Total Eclipse of the Porch 06/05/03 - Winky 06/05/03 - Very Important--Forward This Comic To Everyone You Know 06/05/03 - Shout It Out 06/04/03 - How About A Nice Tossed Salad? 06/03/03 - Shock & Awww 06/03/03 - Toro? Vaca? Mariposita! 06/03/03 - Oil of Ole! 06/03/03 - Something's Fishy 06/03/03 - I Shouldn't Admit This 06/02/03 - Cancel Us Before We Breed 06/02/03 - One Day, I Will Regain My Patience 06/01/03 - We Were Founded By Puritans, You Know 06/01/03 - Another Reason to Lose Weight 06/01/03 - A Reason To Lose Weight 06/01/03 - Boom Boom Scratch Boom 05/31/03 - Just Awful 05/31/03 - You People are So Dirty 05/31/03 - My Day at the Salvation Army 05/31/03 - What a Ho (Ho Ho) 05/31/03 - My Life As A John Hughes Movie 05/30/03 - That Explains Why The Cross Doesn't Work 05/30/03 - How's It Hanging? 05/30/03 - Hey! That's My Wife! 05/29/03 - Teats 05/29/03 - Just Desserts 05/28/03 - This Really Happens Here 05/28/03 - Stupid Cracker 05/28/03 - And Your Little Dog Toto, Too 05/28/03 - Kermit Sings 05/27/03 - Fool Me Twice 05/27/03 - Dirty, Dirty, Must Make Clean! 05/27/03 - Behind the Music 05/26/03 - Who Cares As Long As People Buy Them? 05/26/03 - Excuses, Excuses 05/26/03 - Hey, Oedipus! 05/25/03 - The Factor 05/25/03 - Now That's Hell 05/25/03 - Tomorrow's Sermon 05/24/03 - Karaoke Night 05/24/03 - Yet Another Man On The Street Interview 05/24/03 - Coming Up, On a Very Special Episode 05/24/03 - You're Hot Blooded, Check It And See 05/24/03 - Why Do I Keep Having This Conversation? 05/24/03 - Honey, Let's Rent This One! 05/23/03 - I Rebuke Thee 05/23/03 - Personal Hell 05/22/03 - Hot Dry Sex 05/22/03 - Take it in the Loophole 05/22/03 - Even More Man on the Street Interviews 05/22/03 - Coming to Theaters Everywhere, Every Summer 05/22/03 - Grass Roots 05/21/03 - Oh, What a Giveaway 05/21/03 - Don't Forget the Nashville Network 05/21/03 - Aunt Flo Gives It Two Thumbs Up 05/21/03 - What's That You're Sticking Up There? 05/21/03 - Face the Facts 05/21/03 - Proclivities 05/21/03 - Invalid Entry 05/20/03 - Real Sex Street Interviews, Take 2 05/20/03 - Who are you calling douchebag? 05/20/03 - Do Unto Others 05/19/03 - Now You're Killing Me 05/19/03 - Slow Death 05/18/03 - If God Existed, This Song Wouldn't 05/18/03 - Perspective 05/17/03 - Behind the Beef Curtain 05/17/03 - You Always Hurt The One You Love 05/17/03 - A Lesson to be Learned 05/17/03 - You're Busting My Chaste Balls 05/17/03 - The Negotiator 05/17/03 - The Devil is in the Details 05/17/03 - Hold the Pickle 05/17/03 - Take Your Licks 05/17/03 - Growing Old Is A Bitch 05/17/03 - Jesus Loves the Little Children 05/16/03 - What are you saying? 05/16/03 - Pee-Pee Dance 05/16/03 - You Are Welcome to My World 05/15/03 - We can learn a lot from the third world 05/15/03 - I Should Pay You in Bananas 05/14/03 - This strip brought to you by Proctor & Gamble 05/14/03 - Meanwhile, behind the barn 05/14/03 - You're not from around here, are you? 05/14/03 - Two years ago, in Hell... 05/14/03 - I'm not fat, I'm just big stomached 05/14/03 - Real Sex Street Interviews 05/13/03 - Later...After the Furry Convention... 05/13/03 - I'd better grease my zipper 05/13/03 - The PD are into BD 05/13/03 - Damn you! Damn you all to Hell! 05/13/03 - You want some of this? 05/13/03 - Wasabi? 05/12/03 - Service with a sneer 05/12/03 - More Man On The Street Interviews 05/11/03 - It's no fun if you're willing 05/11/03 - How Christian of You 05/11/03 - Switch Hitter 05/11/03 - Gentle as a lamb in the Bible 05/11/03 - Your whole life is a failure. 05/11/03 - Oh, Sweet Bliss 05/10/03 - How 'bout a nice game of Kerplunk? 05/10/03 - It's funny cuz its true 05/10/03 - You remind me of a less smooth Lando Calrissian 05/10/03 - Man On The Street Interviews 05/10/03 - Shut Up and Go Back to Work 05/10/03 - Magic Bullets 05/10/03 - Dr. Doolittleboys 05/10/03 - Snappy Answers 05/10/03 - Now It Can Be Told 05/10/03 - Skin Cancer 05/10/03 - The Perfect Crime 05/10/03 - Girl, you know it's true 05/09/03 - Won't Somebody Think of the Children? 05/09/03 - Aim Low, Shoot Low 05/09/03 - Ebb and Flo 05/09/03 - Oh, I didn't know 05/09/03 - Three were fantastic, one was just fabu 05/09/03 - Your parents would never lie to you, would they? 05/06/03 - I Love Eye-Talian Food 05/06/03 - The Ol' Switcheroo 05/06/03 - Who are you calling Mary? 05/06/03 - Win-Win Situation 05/06/03 - Utopia 05/06/03 - A Dictionary Will Clear That Right Up 05/06/03 - This is so unimportant 05/04/03 - I can write safe strips too (2 of 2) 05/04/03 - I can write safe strips too (1 of 2) 05/04/03 - Amen, Brother 05/04/03 - I love you too 05/04/03 - Damn Homophones 05/03/03 - We'll be right back after these messages 05/03/03 - Much Better Than Atlanta 05/03/03 - Catholic Grrrls! 05/01/03 - Two new jokes and an old one. 05/01/03 - I Just Wanna Thank My Lord Jesus Christ 05/01/03 - Black Like Me 05/01/03 - Who Says Jesus Wouldn't Drive a Hummer? 05/01/03 - Mr. Nice Guy 05/01/03 - A Load to Bear 05/01/03 - Isn't it Obvious? 05/01/03 - Didn't see that coming, did you? 05/01/03 - We Are Precious In His Sight 05/01/03 - Tough Love 05/01/03 - The Grass is Always Greener 04/30/03 - Yesterday's News 04/30/03 - Youre going to feel a little prick 04/30/03 - The meek shall inherit nothing 04/30/03 - Will this day ever end? 04/30/03 - How hung is god?

