Meet Alison: a moody girl here to express all your antisocial needs.

Parents giving you too long of a lecture?

Alison checks the time.

Friends trying to invite you to a party?

Alison waves goodbye.

Roommate asking you if you ate her delicious ravioli leftovers that she saved from last night?

Finger guns.

Alison with her bag of perfect remarks is here just for you!