Imagine, if you will, the Mystery Incorporated gang out trying to stop another neerdowell. It isn't much of a stretch to believe that foiling a villain could make some seriously deadly enemies. What if one of their past villains held a vendetta, and attempted to murder the entire crew, with the only surviving member being Shaggy.

Shaggy, then alone having to deal with the death of his friends, became the stoner the entire internet has always thought of him as. It was there that Shaggy became a drifter, taking on the name "Marty", as to distance himself from the trauma of his past life.

Ever notice how everyone in Cabin in the Woods looks like a college student but Marty? After years of trying to escape his memories, he ended up befriending a group of local college kids who reminded him most of his dead friends.

Look at the heroes of our story. Curt (Chris Hemsworth) leads the crew, in an incredibly similar fashion to Fred. His girlfriend, Jules (Anna Hutchison) also fits in perfectly as a mirror to Daphney. Holden (Jesse Williams) is our Velma and Dana (Kristen Connolly) rounds out the group as our adjunct Scooby Doo.