listen. all the boys of sdv are to SOME extent a himbo. lets discuss, feel free to debate. Himbo Points will be out of 10 for simplicity.



Sebastian: -2. Seb, bless him, is too skinny and intelligent to be a True Himbo. I mean he knows how to program computers, isn’t particularly social… he just doesn’t fit the Himbo Archetype.



Sam: 5. An average himbo. Can you really have hair like that and not have traces of himbo?



Harvey: 3. Harvey really isn’t a himbo (I mean, look at that stache) but in his college days? I’ll bet he got up to some Shenanigans. An ex-himbo, if anything, but still more himbo than Seb.



Shane: 7.5 This might seem surprising at first, but think about it. Shane used to be on the gridball team. He for sure had those terrible pickup lines. Could pull some. He’s grown out of his himbo ways, but you can never escape them.



Alex: 9.5 A pretty traditional himbo. Sports, buff, doesn’t know what he’s talking about half the time but he’s trying, he’s trying so hard. Cares deeply about the hair and tan. Need I say more?



Elliott: 9. The man looks like he’s all refined, but we know for a fact he goes to town at any event where food is present. He’s probably absolutely ripped from having to hold his hair up all the time. Man doesn’t have a kitchen, do you really think he knows how to turn on an oven? That’s Himbo Energy if I ever saw it.



Grandpa: 10. Do I know this for a fact? No. Do I feel it in my soul? Yes.

