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The 30 Rock series finale closed out with Jenna singing a Rural Juror song, a mostly slurred ballad that highlighted the series’ love of absurd wordplay and the character’s love of the spotlight. After some diligent listening (and some closed captioning help), Vulture has been able to decipher the lyrics of this masterpiece. We really will never forget you, rural juror.

The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder

Turned the bird’s word lurid

The whir and the purr of a twirler girl

She would the world were demurer

The insurer’s allure

For valor were pure Kari Wuhrer

One fervid whirl over her turgid error

Rural juror

Rural juror

I will never forget you

Rural juror

I’ll always be glad I met you

Rural juror



I will never forget you

Rural juror

I’ll always be glad I met you

Rural juror (x2)

These were the best days of my flerm.

Now sing along!