Let us pause for a moment to salute the random Rio Olympics fan, a man who, so far, has been identified only as “Roosevelt.”

You’ve seen Aly Raisman’s parental gymnastics as well as the adorable babyness of Boomer Phelps. Have you seen a guy walking around wearing a horse head? I thought not.

The photo comes to us from EPA and there’s so much to unpack: the gold medal, the shirt…

And, if you were wondering, Roosevelt was watching the equestrian competition — duh — on Monday.