You wanna succeed in the business world? Climb that ladder to the top? All it takes is mastery of one skill- blame deflection. You gotta learn to channel all your fuck-ups onto or into someone or something else. You gotta make it look like it ain’t your fault, even when it couldn’t possibly be anyone else’s. And if you burn a few bridges along the way? Hey, as long as you leave your competition on the other side it’s no problemo. Oh, and brushing up on your business speak won’t hurt either. Or at least that’s what I’ve heard. I might have mindshared some bad paradigms.