Hi, here we are again with a new update on Donald B. Trump and his Shiggy Diggies. Let's begin shall we?

Looks like they've started to dig even more deeper. Yay!



Story time, Antmerica had its first crystal meth addict. Let me explain, so I put in a sugar cube for the ants to eat but they're were too busy to make Antmerica great again to care, except a few. One small ant in particular, an immigrant named Juan crawled right into the molten sugar, staying motionless, presumably high as ****. Fearing for Juan's life, Donald quickly set up a rehabilitation program and after a few hours Juan was running around and working in the mine like he should

Top view, with in the corner the pit mine they made to make Antmerica great again!

]So today I wake up and... what's this? Donald has kept his campaign promises and has started to dig sideways, to create a home for the citizens of Antmerica.

Closeup of Donald Bitey Trump.

Another.