Don’t all parents wear crisp, all-white clothes and lounge on a pristine white couch. We do in these completely unrealistic photos of motherhood.

Just when we thought we were bored of mocking stock photos for their unrealistic depictions of people, Sara Given created a Tumblr page dedicated to hilariously captioning unrealistic stock photos of motherhood

Stock photos of pristine white sofas, well-behaved children, and glamorous mothers wearing breast pumps are accompanied by amusing captions.

Given, a mother from Ohio, told The Huffington Post why she set up the page: “It’s cathartic to poke fun at these pictures when we know what parenting really looks like. There is so much pressure to get mothering ‘perfect’ that it makes every decision, every action, feel like it will make or break your child.” Below are a handful of some of the captions used on the Tumblr page.

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