Maybe they just wanted people to notice that this event was happening. That’s the only thing I can come up with. They were huddled around a table, frustrated that no one seemed to care about their ‘cyber security summit,’ and they thought: “Let’s do the most insane thing we can think of, just so people will realize we’re here.”

Thus, Hillary Clinton was tapped to keynote the FireEye Cyber Defense Summit 2019.

I guess, if they only after attention, it worked. It may not be the kind of spotlight they wanted, but people have noticed…. And virtually the whole world thinks this is hilarious:

We are pleased to announce that Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton will be a featured keynote at our #FireEyeSummit in October! Secretary Clinton will engage in an intimate Q&A keynote discussion with Kevin Mandia. >> Learn more at https://t.co/HPdYNonbx0 pic.twitter.com/l96yOkADLf — FireEye (@FireEye) May 30, 2019

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I’m not going to waste time explaining the irony here. We all know why this is funny. That Hillary Clinton – a woman synonymous with Bleachbit, hammering cell phones, and poorly-secured secret servers – is going to appear at a cyber security event is hilarious. If you wanted the perfect way to sum up the Democratic Party in 2019, this might be it.

It’s like having Bill Clinton keynote an abstinence conference.

It’s like having John Edwards keynote an ethics conference.

It’s like having Ilhan Omar keynote the AIPAC conference.

It’s like having Michael Moore keynote CPAC.

This is like having Jeffrey Dahmer give the keynote speech at the Aspen Food and Wine festival. https://t.co/mAd1uX0u92 — Robert Laurie (@RobertLaurie) May 31, 2019

So, Congrats FireEye. You have been noticed. Maybe it’s not going the way you were hoping, but still, everyone knows you exist. That’s… something, I suppose.

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