I was told I would be recieving the first of two packages shortly, but I was not prepared for the level of awesome that would be arriving with the first. When I opened it up I thought, "What? Why would anyone send me a banana?" as well as "The fact that they shipped it so it arrived perfectly ripe truly is an impressive feat." I opened the package rather carelessly and paid for my arrogance, as the beast inside flew out and ravaged me, my home, and my neighborhood as payment for my irresponsibility. I have since tamed the beast and we have settled into a discussion of current events, with Sharkbanana being surprisingly literate in the current turmoil surrounding the Middle East.

To my anonymous redditgifter, hats off to you sir, and I appreciate you trusting me with such a powerful and wise gift.