No game this college football bowl season has a chance to be as entertaining as the Belk Bowl’s exchange with @FauxPelini.

The folks running the Belk Bowl’s Twitter account reached out to @FauxPelini, the popular parody account of the former Nebraska coach, asking if he was interested in coming for the Dec. 30 game between Georgia and Louisville. The anonymous Nebraska fan who runs @FauxPelini responded, setting off a hilarious back-and-forth.

@belkbowl 1) nine wins forever and 2) that's what the police report said — Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 8, 2014

@FauxPelini We talked to the boss and Carl is ok but still discussing the 9 win thing… also is the cat hypoallergenic? — Belk Bowl (@belkbowl) December 8, 2014

Sadly, the cat from @FauxPelini’s avatar is not. Neither, apparently, is Carl, Pelini’s brother and his much-maligned former defensive coordinator. But that didn’t seem to be as much of a deal-breaker as whether the cat – and Carl – were house trained.

And declawed.

@belkbowl ok I'll leave them both at home if I can do an interpretive dance at halftime — Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 8, 2014

@belkbowl ok if you are talking about that video nobody ever proved it was me — Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 8, 2014

It doesn’t matter that few people outside of the SEC and ACC know who Belk, the bowl’s sponsor, is. (And even that’s questionable.) Or that it’s not played on New Year’s Day. The Belk Bowl is now officially our favorite.