"If foolz tried to slit his wrists he would only puncture fat"

"Get shot kid. You don't need kevlar. Your fat will protect you."

"It will be over in 6-8 months when you collapse"

"Robert Burrows is 13 years old. He is still in special ed. Born in 2003 he is fat... as... fuck"

"I'd let you drink my semen but you don't need the extra calories"

"You have more chromozones than two people combined"

"Your total number of brain cells mirrors your IQ"

"When I see RcFoolz, I see the star on The next biggest loser. But then again you need brain cells to become a star on a reality TV show"

"You are 13 years past your due date you fat piece of shit"

"I do not accociate with people who weigh as much as my car"

"Hey Foolz, How many brain cells do you have left. I am truly curious."

"RcFoolz is more spherical than a basketball"

"What foolz lacks in inteligence, he make up for in chromosomes"

"Foolz is a bloated faggot with assburgers"

"Foolz's parents wanted a boy but instead they got a baloon"

"VoCo Vip? More like VoCo VIB. Very important Balloon"

"Foolz is so fat I could use his belly button as a vagina"

"You're a neglected dyslexic fat fuck with parents who may as well be dead and you've got an extra 30 chromosomes."