Accurate as of 5/8/2017.

The Bard of Space enters the game first. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Librarian pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Character Creation and Faeries. Their chat handle is boisterousSynergy. They are definitely the leader. They appear to be destined for greatness. They do not even understand the Land of Domes and Frogs. They are Enemies with the Seer of Time.



So apparently Bard of Space is a (maybe tabletop) roleplayer who loves sylvan creatures.

Who could’ve thought.

The Bard of Space does random bullshit sidequests at LODAF, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



“Why am I doing this?” - Bard of Space



The Knight of Blood enters the game second. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Hoofbeast pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Stand-up Comedy and Puppets. Their chat handle is kookyBoor. They boggle vacantly at the Land of Pulse and Coins. They are Totally In Love with the Heir of Breath. They are Totally In Love with the Sylph of Life. They are Totally In Love with the Thief of Light.



You have an…interesting personality.

Mixed session? Wow.

The Bard of Space does random bullshit sidequests at LODAF, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



“No seriously what am I doing” - Bard of Space



The Page of Mind enters the game third. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Sky Horse pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Music and Mediating. Their chat handle is perceptiveMechanic. They smile knowingly at the Land of Decisions and Vines. They are Totally In Love with the Seer of Time.



Apparently your favourite music is made with SICK WRENCH DRUMS.

You are not in the game and you’re already performing temporal fuckery, Seer of Time. Have shame.

The Knight of Blood and the Bard of Space do random bullshit sidequests at LOPAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



“Okay now we’re doing bullshit quests together. Does it change anything?” - Knight of Blood and Bard of Space



The Prince of Void enters the game fourth. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Koala pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Heroes and Death. Their chat handle is precociousVirtuoso. They stare blnakly at the Land of Isolation and Void. They are Enemies with the Sylph of Life.

I bet you get a Heroic death.

Why so arrogant, Prince?

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



Dafuq ur doing



The Bard of Space and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, listening to the ridiculously similar croaks of cloned frogs to figure out where their flaws are.



zzz Frog Quests

The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time lecturing the Bard of Space about the various ways a player can be triggered into going shithive maggots.



Learn how to NOT to send a player into a murder mode and you might save many lives.

Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.



A useful sprite that is not cryptic as fuck? What an oddity.

The Seer of Time enters the game fifth. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Jump Creature pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Pets and Hacking. Their chat handle is sarcasticTherapist. They appear to be destined for greatness. They are very confused by the Land of Cake and Clockwork. They are Totally In Love with the Knight of Blood.



Shame your pet died. Oh, wait, your guardian. Fuck. Excuse my terrifying ignorance of alien customs.

And yet you’ve been pretending to be knowing how to time-travel. Or was that your other self? I don’t even know.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though.



Stop messing with Dersites, they have fucks to give and stabs to show.

The Knight of Blood and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Pulse and Coins, uniting warring consort nations against a common enemy. The Bard of Space is flustered around the Knight of Blood. Hoofbeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Whoosh, proper land quests! Why is the Bard not sticking to their land though?

The Seer of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.

Don’t you know that those are useless? Oh right.

The Sylph of Life enters the game sixth. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Cowboy pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Weight Lifting and Gardening. Their chat handle is sportsLeaper. They are obviously pleased with Land of Spring and Trees. They are Enemies with the Knight of Blood. They are Enemies with the Prince of Void.



I like this land.

The Sylph is In.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



What are you doing, replacing bulbs?

The Knight of Blood and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Pulse and Coins, protecting the session from various ways it can go shithive maggots. The Bard of Space is flustered around the Knight of Blood. Hoofbeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Stability quests. Oh man this is nice.

The Seer of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



And once more, why don’t you chat with your other self and go do something useful?

The Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



Dream Kingdom shenanigans!

The Thief of Light enters the game seventh. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Dig Beast pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Love and Equality. Their chat handle is trueLaunderer. They stare at the Land of Light and Fog with unrestrained curiosity. They are Enemies with the Bard of Space.



Why are you so not-Vriska?

Oh sorry for your loss.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.

Just stop being so goddamn cryptic.

The Knight of Blood and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Pulse and Coins, uniting warring consort nations against a common enemy. The Bard of Space is flustered around the Knight of Blood. Hoofbeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Hey, do you have a crush on them?

The Seer of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Third time’s the charm.

The Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



“Where are my boonies?” - some random Dersite thug



The Heir of Breath enters the game eighth. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Ram Beast pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Girls and Video Games. Their chat handle is heartsBeauty. They appear to be destined for greatness. They grin excitedly at the Land of Hunger and Breeze.



Wait, you are not John…

“Not a normal video game”. Yeah pretty much.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



Okay, this is just the monitors glitching.

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 6 power) targets the Hestia Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (44 hp, 25 power) targets the Knight of Blood (56 hp, 6 power). A hit!



Shit. The Knight of Blood (31 hp, 6 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



Go grab some levels or something, I don’t know…

The Seer of Time does quests in the Land of Cake and Clockwork, cheating at obstacle course time trials to get a finishing value of exactly 0.0 seconds. JumpCreaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Time travel is sure efficient.

The Bard of Space does random bullshit sidequests at LODAF, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



“Why am I even doing this?” - Bard of Space



The Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



Ah, the fabled waltz of the Eldritch…

The Maid of Hope enters the game ninth. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Pigeon pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Fashion and Aliens. Their chat handle is monochromeHegemony. They appear to be destined for greatness. They are enthused about the Land of Angels and G̵̹̪ŗ̥̳̺̫̱̓͆͞͏̶̥̜́̕i̛̥m̨͓̘̪͉͙ͭͯ́͞ǫ̜̪̹̮͌͟ͅǐ̹̜̼̫͏͔̺ͦ̅̍̈͜ŗ̘̙͚̲͉̥ͩ̃ͮ̓͞e̴̓s̢̫. There is …something very, very wrong about the Land of Angels and G̵̹̪ŗ̥̳̺̫̱̓͆͞͏̶̥̜́̕i̛̥m̨͓̘̪͉͙ͭͯ́͞ǫ̜̪̹̮͌͟ͅǐ̹̜̼̫͏͔̺ͦ̅̍̈͜ŗ̘̙͚̲͉̥ͩ̃ͮ̓͞e̴̓s̢̫.



Ah fuck who forgot to patch the game

Like, Angels reading Grimoires? Maybe Holy Books?

The Maid of Hope is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



Did you read the Grimoires? If you didn’t, don’t.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though.



Sure, stealing Agent candy is a good idea. Nothing could go wrong.

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 6 power) targets the Hestia Minion (44 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (38 hp, 25 power) targets the Knight of Blood (56 hp, 6 power). A hit!



Shit. The Knight of Blood (31 hp, 6 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



Rinse and repeat, and, maybe, you’ll kill it one day.

The Seer of Time and the Seer of Time do quests in the Land of Cake and Clockwork, collaborating with the exiled future carapacians to manipulate Prospit and Derse according to how its supposed to go. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. JumpCreaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Double the Seers, double the effect!

The Sylph of Life does quests in the Land of Spring and Trees, coaxing the fallow farms of the local consorts into becoming fertile. Cowboysprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.



Second useful sprite. Wow.

The Bard of Space does random bullshit sidequests at LODAF, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



“No seriously why am I doing these bullshit quests” - Bard of Space



The Heir of Breath does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.

Oh you’re also a Derse Dreamer.

So you have a crush on them? Neat.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



Argh, what is there? And when is JR going to fix this? Oh, right, this is not a bug, this is a feature.

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 6 power) targets the Hestia Minion (38 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (32 hp, 25 power) targets the Knight of Blood (56 hp, 6 power). A hit!



Shit. The Knight of Blood (31 hp, 6 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



See, you are dealing damage.

The Seer of Time and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Cake and Clockwork, stopping a variety of disasters from happening before even the first player enters the medium. JumpCreaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



<Sigh>

I still don’t get it.

The Sylph of Life and the Maid of Hope do quests at LOSAT, coaxing the fallow farms of the local consorts into becoming fertile. The Maid of Hope delights in rubbing how much better they are at the game in the face of the Sylph of Life. Cowboysprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.



Stop being such an asshole and ohgodwhat

The Heir of Breath does random bullshit sidequests at LOHAB, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Okay, now you are also wasting time on this bullshit.

The Thief of Light does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



Is it so dark there because you stole all of its light?

The Sylph of Life is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



Oh, great. Another corrupted player.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though.



What now? “BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH” graffiti on Royal Quarters’ walls?

The Seer of Time initiates a strife with the Hephaestus Minion.



The Seer of Time (247 hp, 9 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (41 hp, 25 power) targets the Seer of Time (247 hp, 9 power). The Seer of Time (247 hp, 9 power) dodges the attack completely.

The Seer of Time (247 hp, 9 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (41 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (33 hp, 25 power) targets the Seer of Time (247 hp, 9 power). A hit!

The Seer of Time (222 hp, 9 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (33 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (24 hp, 25 power) targets the Seer of Time (222 hp, 9 power). A hit!

The Seer of Time (197 hp, 9 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (24 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (16 hp, 25 power) targets the Seer of Time (197 hp, 9 power). The Seer of Time (197 hp, 9 power) dodges the attack completely.

The Seer of Time (197 hp, 9 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (16 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (7 hp, 25 power) targets the Seer of Time (197 hp, 9 power). The Seer of Time (197 hp, 9 power) dodges the attack completely.

The Seer of Time (197 hp, 9 power) targets the Hephaestus Minion (7 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hephaestus Minion (-2 hp, 25 power) is dead.



The fight is over. Hephaestus Minion is dead.



Wow, when did you…

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 7 power) targets the Hestia Minion (32 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (25 hp, 25 power) targets the Knight of Blood (56 hp, 7 power). A hit!



Shit. The Knight of Blood (31 hp, 7 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.

See, you are killing it, albeit slowly…



The Maid of Hope does quests in the Land of Angels and G̵̹̪ŗ̥̳̺̫̱̓͆͞͏̶̥̜́̕i̛̥m̨͓̘̪͉͙ͭͯ́͞ǫ̜̪̹̮͌͟ͅǐ̹̜̼̫͏͔̺ͦ̅̍̈͜ŗ̘̙͚̲͉̥ͩ̃ͮ̓͞e̴̓s̢̫, brainstorming a variety of ways the local consorts can solve their challenges. Pigeonsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.



Stop corrupting the session dammit

The Heir of Breath and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Hunger and Breeze, putting out fires in consort villages through serendepitious gales of wind. RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



“Just a coincindence” - Heir of Breath



The Thief of Light does random bullshit sidequests at LOLAF, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



<sigh>

Welcome to the new rung, Seer.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though.



Okay I was mistaken last time but if I didn’t know that this connection is one-way I’d be glad that you took my suggestion to heart.

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 7 power) targets the Hestia Minion (25 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (18 hp, 25 power) targets the Knight of Blood (56 hp, 7 power). A hit!



Shit. The Knight of Blood (31 hp, 7 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



How about you figure out that you can take two hits and not die?

The Sylph of Life initiates a strife with the Hemera Minion.



The Sylph of Life (182 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (100 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (95 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (182 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (157 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (95 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (91 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (157 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (132 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (91 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (86 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (132 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (107 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (86 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (82 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (107 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (82 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (82 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (77 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (82 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (57 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (77 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (73 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (57 hp, 7 power). A hit!



Shit. The Sylph of Life (32 hp, 7 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



Repeat 3 more times and you are done.

The Seer of Time and the Seer of Time do quests in the Land of Cake and Clockwork, searching through time for an unbroken legendary piece of shit weapon. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. JumpCreaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



“Unbroken” and “piece”. Pick one.



The Bard of Space does quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, watching as their manipulations result in consorts rising up to defeat imps. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.



Okay but how about Frog quests…

The Thief of Light and the Maid of Hope do quests in the Land of Light and Fog, torrenting vast amounts of grist from the other players. The Maid of Hope is doing a kickass job of helping the Thief of Light. DigBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.

You are stealing from yourself you goddamn Typhoid Mary

The Heir of Breath and the Page of Mind do random bullshit sidequests at LOHAB, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Bullshit quests done together are still bullshit quests. Or bullshit^2 quests? Go figure.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



I need new glasses.

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 7 power) targets the Hestia Minion (18 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (11 hp, 25 power) targets the Knight of Blood (56 hp, 7 power). A hit!



Shit. The Knight of Blood (31 hp, 7 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



I guess that’s your third-from-last attempt.

The Sylph of Life initiates a strife with the Hemera Minion.



The Sylph of Life (182 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (73 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (68 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (182 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (157 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (68 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (63 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (157 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (132 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (63 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (58 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (132 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (107 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (58 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (54 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (107 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (82 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (54 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (49 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (82 hp, 7 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (57 hp, 7 power) targets the Hemera Minion (49 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (44 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (57 hp, 7 power). A hit!



Shit. The Sylph of Life (32 hp, 7 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



Okay, you’re better off being more careful, I don’t know?

The Seer of Time and the Seer of Time do quests in the Land of Cake and Clockwork, realizing that the legendary piece of shit weapon was broken WAY before they got here. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. JumpCreaturesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Shame you didn’t see it coming.

The Bard of Space does quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, watching as their manipulations result in consorts rising up to defeat imps. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.



Shenanigans

The Thief of Light does quests in the Land of Light and Fog, winning at increasingly unfair gambling challenges. DigBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Gambling is gambling. Unfair gambling is a cheatfest.

The Maid of Hope does random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



Oh and you’ve fucked up the name. Well done.

The Heir of Breath and the Page of Mind do whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop. Page of Mind is irritable around the Heir of Breath.



Okay, how about you stop it?

The Maid of Hope isn’t responding to chat messages much anymore.

The Void calls…

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.

No, not that Void.

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 8 power) targets the Hestia Minion (11 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (3 hp, 25 power) targets the Knight of Blood (56 hp, 8 power). A hit!



Shit. The Knight of Blood (31 hp, 8 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



Just finish it off, it’ll die the moment you hit it!

The Bard of Space initiates a strife with the Echidna Minion.



The Bard of Space (262 hp, 15 power) targets the Echidna Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Echidna Minion (35 hp, 25 power) targets the Bard of Space (262 hp, 15 power). The Echidna Minion (35 hp, 25 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Bard of Space (262 hp, 15 power) They miss so hard the Bard of Space (262 hp, 15 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in.

The Bard of Space (262 hp, 15 power) targets the Echidna Minion (21 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Echidna Minion (6 hp, 25 power) targets the Bard of Space (262 hp, 15 power). A hit!



The Bard of Space (237 hp, 15 power) targets the Echidna Minion (6 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Echidna Minion (-8 hp, 25 power) is dead.



Well played.

The Sylph of Life initiates a strife with the Hemera Minion.



The Sylph of Life (182 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (44 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (39 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (182 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (157 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (39 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (34 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (157 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (132 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (34 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (29 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (132 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (107 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (29 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (24 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (107 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (82 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (24 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (19 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (82 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (57 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (19 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (14 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (57 hp, 8 power). A hit!



Shit. The Sylph of Life (32 hp, 8 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



I thought you could live through this?

The Heir of Breath does quests at LOHAB, paragliding through increasingly elaborate obstacle courses to become the champion (it is you). RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

The champion…is you

The Page of Mind and the Seer of Time do quests in the Land of Decisions and Vines, manipulating the local consorts into providing dungeon clearing services. The Seer of Time is doing a kickass job of helping the Page of Mind. The Page of Mind is flustered around the Seer of Time. SkyHorsesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



You sure like them don’t you

The Thief of Light does random bullshit sidequests at LOLAF, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Okay, now you know that the answer to the Ultimate Riddle is hidden in the Skaia. Go find it.

Awww yessss.

The Seer of Time is not going to play by SBURB’s rules. They pester the Bard of Space to do Ectobiology. That’s why they’re the leader. They bug and fuss and meddle and finally the Bard of Space agrees to …just FUCKING DO IT. Baby versions of everybody are created. Don’t worry about it.



Enforced ectobiology. Good.

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.



"How do I break Sburb?” - Maid of Hope

It hurts. It hurts and nobody understands.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though. Why is the denizen Nix bellowing so loudly on LOIAV?



Da fuck are you doing

The Knight of Blood initiates a strife with the Hestia Minion.



The Knight of Blood (56 hp, 8 power) targets the Hestia Minion (3 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hestia Minion (-4 hp, 25 power) is dead.



The fight is over. Hestia Minion is dead.



Yeah, finally!

Wait. What is with the HP?

The Sylph of Life initiates a strife with the Hemera Minion.



The Sylph of Life (182 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (14 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (9 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (182 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (157 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (9 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (3 hp, 25 power) targets the Sylph of Life (157 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Sylph of Life (132 hp, 8 power) targets the Hemera Minion (3 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Hemera Minion (-4 hp, 25 power) is dead.



The fight is over. Hemera Minion is dead.



Well done. That took you just four attempts.

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope does quests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, doing the consorts’ menial errands, like delivering an item to a dude standing RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Pigeonsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.

I hate delivery quests.

The Thief of Light does quests at LOLAF, torrenting vast amounts of grist from the other players. DigBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

What are you going to do next, say that the other players just forgot that they’ve spent the grist on candy?

The Heir of Breath does random bullshit sidequests at LOHAB, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



“Check the Veil” - ancient mural



Level-up x3 combo!



The Seer of Time is not going to to fall into SBURB’s trap. They pester the Bard of Space to do frog breeding, even if it seems useless. They bug and fuss and meddle and finally the Bard of Space agrees to …just FUCKING DO IT.



“Okay okay I will do the frog quests just fucking STOP” - Bard of Space

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though.



Can I watch? I won’t tell anybody, I swear.

The Thief of Light initiates a strife with the Cetus Minion.



The Thief of Light (111 hp, 8 power) targets the Cetus Minion (100 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Cetus Minion (92 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (111 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Thief of Light (86 hp, 8 power) targets the Cetus Minion (92 hp, 25 power). The attack manages to not hit anything too vital. The Cetus Minion (88 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (86 hp, 8 power). A hit!

The Thief of Light (61 hp, 8 power) targets the Cetus Minion (88 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Cetus Minion (81 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (61 hp, 8 power). A hit!



Shit. The Thief of Light (36 hp, 8 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



I have a feeling that’ll take four more attempts.

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Angels and G̵̹̪ŗ̥̳̺̫̱̓͆͞͏̶̥̜́̕i̛̥m̨͓̘̪͉͙ͭͯ́͞ǫ̜̪̹̮͌͟ͅǐ̹̜̼̫͏͔̺ͦ̅̍̈͜ŗ̘̙͚̲͉̥ͩ̃ͮ̓͞e̴̓s̢̫, protecting various consorts with game powers. Pigeonsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.



Everybody know that the plague is coming…

The Sylph of Life does quests in the Land of Spring and Trees, preserving the legacy of a doomed people. Cowboysprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.



Poor consorts.

The Page of Mind and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Decisions and Vines, pulling pranks as a minigame, with bonus points awared for pranks performed on those who ‘had it coming’. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the Page of Mind out with their relationship drama. SkyHorsesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



The therapist is in.

The Heir of Breath does random bullshit sidequests at LOHAB, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



<snore>

The Seer of Time is not going to to fall into SBURB’s trap. They pester the Bard of Space to do frog breeding, even if it seems useless. They bug and fuss and meddle and finally the Bard of Space agrees to …just FUCKING DO IT.



“Okay, okay, back to the frogs” - Bard of Space



The last sentence is a bit rude.



The Bard of Space is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



Shit, not a borked Frog.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



Oh, they’ve fixed the illumination.

The Thief of Light initiates a strife with the Cetus Minion.



The Thief of Light (111 hp, 8 power) targets the Cetus Minion (81 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Cetus Minion (73 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (111 hp, 8 power). Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark.

The Thief of Light (61 hp, 8 power) targets the Cetus Minion (73 hp, 25 power). The attack manages to not hit anything too vital. The Cetus Minion (69 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (61 hp, 8 power). A hit!



Shit. The Thief of Light (36 hp, 8 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



Fucking crits.

The Page of Mind initiates a strife with the Janus Minion.



The Page of Mind (295 hp, 22 power) targets the Janus Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Janus Minion (28 hp, 25 power) targets the Page of Mind (295 hp, 22 power). A hit!

The Page of Mind (270 hp, 22 power) targets the Janus Minion (28 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Janus Minion (6 hp, 25 power) targets the Page of Mind (270 hp, 22 power). A hit!

The Page of Mind (245 hp, 22 power) targets the Janus Minion (6 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Janus Minion (-16 hp, 25 power) is dead.



The fight is over. Janus Minion is dead.



Wow, when did you even…

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope does quests in the Land of Angels and G̵̹̪ŗ̥̳̺̫̱̓͆͞͏̶̥̜́̕i̛̥m̨͓̘̪͉͙ͭͯ́͞ǫ̜̪̹̮͌͟ͅǐ̹̜̼̫͏͔̺ͦ̅̍̈͜ŗ̘̙͚̲͉̥ͩ̃ͮ̓͞e̴̓s̢̫, performing bullshit acts of faith, like walking across invisible bridges. Pigeonsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.



Stop breaking the game.

The Sylph of Life and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Spring and Trees, defeating an endless array of locust underlings. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the Sylph of Life out with their relationship drama. The Knight of Blood is flustered around the Sylph of Life. Cowboysprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.



“Okay, what can I help you? You seem…empty…” - Knight of Blood

The Heir of Breath does random bullshit sidequests at LOHAB, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Look, why are they even in the script? They are boring as fuck.

I am afraid of this Page.

The Seer of Time is not going to to fall into SBURB’s trap. They pester the Bard of Space to do frog breeding, even if it seems useless. They bug and fuss and meddle and finally the Bard of Space agrees to …just FUCKING DO IT.



Okay but how about you de-corrupt them first?

All love is unrequited, they say.

The Maid of Hope will tell anyone who will listen that the game needs to be broken.



First you are trying to break the game and now you are trying to make others to do that too.

The Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. The Dersites sure seem to be mad at them, though.



You did WHAT?

The Thief of Light initiates a strife with the Cetus Minion.



The Thief of Light (111 hp, 18 power) targets the Cetus Minion (69 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Cetus Minion (50 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (111 hp, 18 power). A hit!

The Thief of Light (86 hp, 18 power) targets the Cetus Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Cetus Minion (32 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (86 hp, 18 power). A hit!

The Thief of Light (61 hp, 18 power) targets the Cetus Minion (32 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Cetus Minion (13 hp, 25 power) targets the Thief of Light (61 hp, 18 power). A hit!



Shit. The Thief of Light (36 hp, 18 power) doesn’t know what to do. They don’t want to die… They abscond. The fight is over due to a lack of player presence.



Run, little Thief, run as fast as you can. Even though you can one-shot the minion.

The Knight of Blood and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Pulse and Coins, convincing the local consorts to rise up against the denizen, Hestia. The Bard of Space is flustered around the Knight of Blood. Hoofbeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.



Yeah the consorts are super good at fighting. Been there, seen that.

The Heir of Breath does quests in the Land of Hunger and Breeze, putting out fires in consort villages through serendepitious gales of wind. RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Unironic whoosh

The Sylph of Life does random bullshit sidequests at LOSAT, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



STERN OBSERVING DISAPPROVAL

The Seer of Time knows how the god tiering mechanic works. They conjole and wheedle and bug and fuss and meddle until the Prince of Void agrees to go along with the plan and be killed on their bed. A frankly ridiculous series of events causes the Prince of Void’s dying body to fall off their bed. They were never destined to GodTier, and SBURB neurotically enforces such things. The Seer of Time tries desparately to get them to their bed in time, but in vain. They are massively triggered by their own astonishing amount of hubris.



Idiot.

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They exploit glitches to access areas of the game meant never to be seen by players. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.



No, they’re going to steal the Squiddles discs from the Magicant!

The Knight of Blood is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



I’d say that I’ve lost count how many players are corrupted now but I’ve never been counting in the first place so…

The Bard of Space should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Awww.

The Thief of Light should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 players are dead (and that asshole the Bard of Space MUST be to blame) and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



I don’t get i- oh you just hate the Bard of Space.

The Page of Mind should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead players and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Awww x2 combo.

The Thief of Light initiates a strife with the Cetus Minion.



The Thief of Light (111 hp, 20 power) targets the Cetus Minion (13 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Cetus Minion (-7 hp, 25 power) is dead.



The fight is over. Cetus Minion is dead.

Fucking finally.

The Bard of Space does quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, trying to figure out why the Forge is unlit. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.

Yeah go light the Forge!

The Heir of Breath does quests in the Land of Hunger and Breeze, retrieving a sword from a stone. RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Part 2: Retrieve a sword from the stone. Or you’re going to use it with the stone?

What is the Sylph of Life doing out near the furthest ring? Oh GOD, what are they DOING!? Oh, wait, never mind. False alarm. Looks like they’re just negotiating with the horrorterrors to give players without dreamselves access to the afterlife in Dream Bubbles. Carry on.

Dreambubble bullshit is my favourite kind of bullshit.

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope does random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



Best way to break the game: Do leisure quests.

The Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.

The bubbles glisten above. Or below?

Level-up!

The Bard of Space, as a member of the royalty of Derse, administers the universal remedy for the unawakened to the Prince of Void’s Corpse. Their dream self takes over on Derse.



Smoochrevive, you say…

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek the counsel of the noble circle of the Horrorterrors. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.



Great. Go get eaten.

The Dream Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



What did they do? Consorts don’t say anything useful.

The Heir of Breath initiates a strife with the Typheus Minion.



The Typheus Minion (50 hp, 25 power) targets the Heir of Breath (227 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Heir of Breath (202 hp, 25 power) targets the Typheus Minion (50 hp, 25 power). A hit!

The Typheus Minion (25 hp, 25 power) targets the Heir of Breath (202 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Heir of Breath (177 hp, 25 power) targets the Typheus Minion (25 hp, 25 power). A hit! The Typheus Minion (0 hp, 25 power) is dead.



The fight is over. Typheus Minion is dead.



Oh, look! That one was fast!

The Knight of Blood and the Bard of Space do quests in the Land of Pulse and Coins, give unending speeches about the power of friendship and how they are all fighting for loved ones back home to confused and impressionable consorts. The Bard of Space is flustered around the Knight of Blood. Hoofbeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.



Awww. <cough>

The Thief of Light and the Seer of Time do quests at LOLAF, planning an elaborate heist that relies on several hard-to-predict factors going absolutely perfectly. The Seer of Time is doing a kickass job of helping the Thief of Light. DigBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



This is the perfect crime.

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope does random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



Move along, nothing to see here.

The Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



“Remember: We will be watching” - Horrorterrors



Level-up.

The Mildly Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They search for the game disk for SBURB itself. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.



Please, not the disc.

The Seer of Time has taken an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a giant pile of crazy. They engage Murder Mode while thinking of their enemies Heir of Breath and Dream Prince of Void. This is completely terrifying.



Remember when that Bard of Rage (Gamzee, right?) was terrifying? He couldn’t time-travel.

The Maid of Hope slips into the fabled blackdeath trance of the woegothics, quaking all the while in the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues. It is now painfully obvious to anyone with a brain, they have basically gone completely off the deep end in every way. The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope has officially gone grimdark.



Whoops, guess who’s now going to be even more effective at ruining the session?

The Dream Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



Okay, perhaps I just should check the Void quests chapter…

The Bard of Space and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, clearing various bullshit obstacles to lighting the Forge. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time lecturing the Bard of Space about the various ways a player can be triggered into going shithive maggots. The Bard of Space is flustered around the Knight of Blood. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.



There’s a live example running around the session.

The Thief of Light and the Heir of Breath do quests in the Land of Light and Fog, realizing the the entire point of SBURB has been a lie. The Heir of Breath is flustered around the Thief of Light. DigBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Wait, this is several updates in the future, what the fuck…

The Sylph of Life and the Page of Mind do random bullshit sidequests at LOSAT, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



Probably Bullshit 2x combo.

With a conscious act of will, the Murder Mode Seer of Time settles their shit. No matter HOW much of an asshole people are, SBURB is the true enemy, and they are not going to let themselves forget that.



“ST, remember who the true enemy is…”



The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They search for the game disk for SBURB itself.



Hah, good luck finding it.

The Bard of Space isn’t responding to chat messages much anymore.



Oh, this session is pretty much doomed.

The Dream Prince of Void is doing…something. It’s kind of hard to see. Their consorts seem pretty happy, though.



Who spilled ink on it?

The Sylph of Life and the Knight of Blood do quests at LOSAT, realizing that Hemera is somehow spawning the endless hoard of locust underlings . The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the Sylph of Life out with their relationship drama. The Knight of Blood is flustered around the Sylph of Life. Cowboysprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.



Hemera, you goddamn pest…

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME NOT BREAKING YOUR GAME

The Heir of Breath does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



Get Thief of Light and go win some boonies.

The Seer of Time knows how the god tiering mechanic works. They conjole and wheedle and bug and fuss and meddle until the Prince of Void agrees to go along with the plan and be killed on their slab. A frankly ridiculous series of events causes the Prince of Void’s dying body to fall off their slab. They were never destined to GodTier, and SBURB neurotically enforces such things. The Seer of Time tries desparately to get them to their slab in time, but in vain. They are massively triggered by their own astonishing amount of hubris.



Um, I remember you trying that. Fucking why.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests.



Remember that one Seer of Light doing that? If I remember correctly, her name was - or is, idk - Rose.

You just noticed.

The Knight of Blood isn’t responding to chat messages much anymore.



Welcome to grimderp ranks.

The Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space does quests at LODAF, lighting the Forge. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. They finally finished off all the main quests on Land of Domes and Frogs. They should be ready to face their Denizen.



The Forge is lit!

The Heir of Breath does quests in the Land of Hunger and Breeze, paragliding through increasingly elaborate obstacle courses to become the champion (it is you). RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.

Okay, once more. Well done.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



Man, I hate when it happens.

The Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



But do they read the newspapers?

The Thief of Light knows how the god tiering mechanic works. They steel their will and prepare to commit a trivial act of self suicide. A frankly ridiculous series of events causes their dying body to fall off the bed. They may have known enough to exploit the God Tiering mechanic, but apparently hadn’t taken into account how neurotically SBURB enforces destiny. They are DEAD.



DERP, thou art a heartless bitch.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They meet with the Dersites to discuss game destroying options.



“Why are they trying to break the game? And why are they burn with purple fire?” - random Dersite



The Seer of Time has taken an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a giant pile of crazy. They engage Murder Mode while thinking of their enemies Heir of Breath and Dream Prince of Void’s Corpse. This is completely terrifying.

Okay, but what the corpse did to you

The Sylph of Life isn’t responding to chat messages much anymore.



Why so (grim)dark?

The Heir of Breath should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Okay, awww… The Page of Mind should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



…x2 combo.

The Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space initiates a strife with their denizen, Echidna.



The Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space (262 hp, 49 power) targets the Echidna (100 hp, 100 power). A hit! The Echidna (51 hp, 100 power) targets the Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space (262 hp, 49 power). The Echidna (51 hp, 100 power) practically appears to be standing still as they clumsily lunge towards the Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space (262 hp, 49 power) They miss so hard the Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space (262 hp, 49 power) has plenty of time to get a counterattack in.



The Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space (262 hp, 49 power) targets the Echidna (1 hp, 100 power). A hit! The Echidna (-48 hp, 100 power) is dead.



The fight is over. Echidna is dead.



Rip Echidna.

The Heir of Breath does quests in the Land of Hunger and Breeze, realizing that Typheus has thoroughly clogged up the pneumatic system. RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



Go get him not-John!

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope and the Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood do random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



Said sidequests being “Win at Call of Cthulhu”.

Wow, level 2.

The Page of Mind, as a member of the royalty of Derse, administers the universal remedy for the unawakened to the Thief of Light’s Corpse. Their dream self takes over on Derse.



Don’t waste the second life, Thief.

With a conscious act of will, the Murder Mode Seer of Time settles their shit. No matter HOW much of an asshole people are, SBURB is the true enemy, and they are not going to let themselves forget that.



Could you do it for good? Please say you’re done with being murderous for good.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They exploit glitches to access areas of the game meant never to be seen by players.



No, get out of that Vault!

Go confess instead.

The Knight of Blood will tell anyone who will listen that the game needs to be broken.



“Will help you with your problems in exchange for breaking the game and killing us all” - Knight of Blood



The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Egoistic bastard.

The Page of Mind should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead players and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



But do they care about you?

The Mildly Grim Dark Bard of Space does quests at LODAF, restoring their land from the ravages of Echidna. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.



What did Echidna do, broke the domes?

The Heir of Breath does quests in the Land of Hunger and Breeze, trying to manually unclog the pneumatic system. RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful.



“Shit, I forgot the plunger” - Heir of Breath



The Dream Thief of Light wanders a shifting and confusing landscape. They think they see a dead player? They must be dreaming. It’s a little awkward.



“Who are you?” - “I am you but Prince and Hero of Void and a person of many other traits and dead”



The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



There. You have filled 23.78% of the Angels’ Grimoires with different eldritch stuff. Go do something useful, dummy.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



The sun’s not shining, the Horrorterrors are whispering, the corruption is spreading…

The Seer of Time knows how the god tiering mechanic works. They conjole and wheedle and bug and fuss and meddle until the Bard of Space agrees to go along with the plan and be killed on their bed. The Bard of Space’s body glows, and rises Skaiaward. On Derse, their dream self takes over and gets a sweet new outfit to boot. It is not a very big deal at all.



Sweet. You know what, codpieces suck.

The Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood suddenly snaps out of it. Their friendship with the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope has managed to free them of the Horrorterror’s influence. The irony of this does not escape anyone.



Okay, I don’t get how liking a grimdark person makes you not-grimdark.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.



Yeah, you destroyed a wrong temple.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests.



You didn’t though.

The Heir of Breath and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Hunger and Breeze, using Breath powers to unclog the pneumatic system. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the Heir of Breath out with their relationship drama. RamBeastsprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading. They finally finished off all the main quests on Land of Hunger and Breeze. They should be ready to face their Denizen.



Now it works.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life and the Page of Mind do random bullshit sidequests at LOSAT, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



Anybody wants to bet when the Page’s going to get infected?

The Thief of Light knows how the god tiering mechanic works. They steel their will and prepare to commit a trivial act of self suicide. A frankly ridiculous series of events causes their dying body to fall off the slab. They may have known enough to exploit the God Tiering mechanic, but apparently hadn’t taken into account how neurotically SBURB enforces destiny. They are DEAD.



You already tried that, shitforbrains.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life is trying to break SBURB itself. They meet with the Dersites to discuss game destroying options. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They meet with the Dersites to discuss game destroying options.



“Now watch, and learn…” - Maid of Hope

The Page of Mind is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



Called it.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Why so egoistic?

The Heir of Breath should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Run, run as fast as you can.

The Heir of Breath cautiously approaches their denizen, Typheus and are presented with The Choice. The Heir of Breath manages to choose correctly, despite the seeming impossibility of the matter. They gain the power they need to acomplish their objectives.



Ye chose…well.

The God Tier Bard of Space and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, restoring their land from the ravages of Echidna. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the God Tier Bard of Space out with their relationship drama. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.



Fix the land, then corrupt it. Seems legit.

The Seer of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Bullshit sidequests, I missed you. (No)

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, fluttering about aimlessly and chatting up Prospitans. The visions of the future provided by Skaia were largely ignored.



I doubt that the Prospitans were inclined to talk.

The second level-up! The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They begin asking the local consorts VERY uncomfortable questsions. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.



Sorry?

The Heir of Breath is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



Okay, who is not corrupted now?

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead players and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Knight of Blood should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Page of Mind should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Ah, the egoistic grimdark Maid of Hope is now the shining beacon of Hope.

The God Tier Bard of Space and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, restoring their land from the ravages of Echidna. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the God Tier Bard of Space out with their relationship drama. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.

Just two corrupted friends chatting, nothing illegal…

The Seer of Time and the Seer of Time do random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Back to bullshit.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, fluttering about aimlessly and chatting up Prospitans. The visions of the future provided by Skaia were largely ignored.



Stop messing with the Prospit, it is illegal to spread corruption here.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life is trying to break SBURB itself. They begin asking the local consorts VERY uncomfortable questsions. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.

Rude.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek forbidden knowledge hidden deep within the glitchiest parts of the Furthest Ring. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.

The question is, how did they return?

The God Tier Bard of Space is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



Ah, right, Ascension cleanses the Corruption.

The Knight of Blood should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Heir of Breath should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Moving on, nothing to see here.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life and the Knight of Blood do quests at LOSAT, preventing the next generation of locust underlings, thus ending the consort famine. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life out with their relationship drama. Cowboysprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading. They finally finished off all the main quests on Land of Spring and Trees. They should be ready to face their Denizen.



Ready to see Hemera fight? Oh, right.

The Seer of Time and the Heir of Breath do random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



“Okay, the shoggoth eats your character”



The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, fluttering about aimlessly and chatting up Prospitans. The visions of the future provided by Skaia were largely ignored.



The Prospit guards are too afraid of you to ask you to GO THE FUCK AWAY.

Woot, Ascension rung claimed!



The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek forbidden knowledge hidden deep within the glitchiest parts of the Furthest Ring. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Knight of Blood should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead players and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Heir of Breath should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Page of Mind should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Shit’s going down as usual: Mourning fallen friends and believing in an insane game-breaker.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life cautiously approaches their denizen, Hemera and are presented with The Choice. The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life manages to choose correctly, despite the seeming impossibility of the matter. They gain the power they need to acomplish their objectives.



Second correct Choice. Why so good at making Choices?

The God Tier Bard of Space and the Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, restoring their land from the ravages of Echidna. The Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the God Tier Bard of Space out with their relationship drama. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.



Okay, why is that dome filled with ink?

The Seer of Time and the Heir of Breath do random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.

“Roll to see if Dhole left behind any remains of your investigator”



The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, fluttering about aimlessly and chatting up Prospitans. The visions of the future provided by Skaia were largely ignored.



The White Queen sent an envoy to ask you to leave. Shame he ran away in fear.

Oh, right, you are getting experience.

The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life is trying to break SBURB itself. They meet with the Dersites to discuss game destroying options. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek forbidden knowledge hidden deep within the glitchiest parts of the Furthest Ring. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.



“You cannot do shit. Watch and learn, Sylph” - Maid of Hope



The Knight of Blood isn’t responding to chat messages much anymore.



Noo, you are supposed to be the team player that the team needs!

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The God Tier Bard of Space should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.

I am tired of those.

The God Tier Bard of Space does quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, restoring their land from the ravages of Echidna. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests.

Okay, but does that mean that you’re pure of taint now?

The Page of Mind and the Heir of Breath do quests in the Land of Decisions and Vines, presiding over increasingly hard consort court cases, punishing the guilty and pardoning the innocent. SkyHorsesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.

Slam the gavel.

The Seer of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Where’s your coplayer?

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, fluttering about aimlessly and chatting up Prospitans. The visions of the future provided by Skaia were largely ignored.



The Skaia shows the future and the future is bleak.

The Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to explode a gate using dark magicks. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game.

And what?

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They attempt to use their powers to access the Game’s source code. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.

Hope you accidentally erase yourself.

The Seer of Time is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors!



I have a feeling that this is the last one.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The God Tier Bard of Space should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead players and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Heir of Breath should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead players and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Page of Mind should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Note to JR: Make these rarer.

The God Tier Bard of Space and the Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Domes and Frogs, restoring their land from the ravages of Echidna. The Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the God Tier Bard of Space out with their relationship drama. Librariansprite is pretty much as useful as another player. No cagey riddles, just straight answers on how to finish the quests. The corruption is spreading.



Go fuck up Skaia, idk

The Page of Mind and the Heir of Breath do quests in the Land of Decisions and Vines, learning of the systemic corruption in the local consort’s justice system. SkyHorsesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.



Guess what, there’s no corruption in the system aside from what you seven are spreading.

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does random bullshit sidequests at LOAAGRIMOIRES, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The corruption is spreading.



“The Ultimate Riddle: Why frogs are universes?” Just kidding.



The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, cheating at poker and keeping tabs on the lifeblood of Derse. The whisperings of the HorrorTerrors provided a nice backdrop.



“YOU ARE DOING WELL, MORTAL” - Horrorterrors



The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to explode a gate using dark magicks. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.



I wonder how strong you must be to do serious damage by exploding a gate.

The Bard of Space isn’t responding to chat messages much anymore.



Bye.

The Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Mildly Grim Dark Sylph of Life should probably be flipping the fuck out about 2 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Heir of Breath should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead. The Page of Mind should probably be flipping the fuck out about 1 dead friends and being completely useless, but somehow the thought that the Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope is still alive fills them with determination, instead.



Like lmao why the fuck are these so repetitive and common

The Page of Mind and the Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood do quests in the Land of Decisions and Vines, rooting out corrupt consort officials, and exposing their underling backers. The Mildly Grim Dark Knight of Blood spends a great deal of time helping the Page of Mind out with their relationship drama. SkyHorsesprite provides the requisite amount of gigglesnort hideytalk to be juuuust barely helpful. The corruption is spreading.



“I swear, the imps made me do that!” - random consort official



The Seer of Time does random bullshit sidequests at LOCAC, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle.



Why are you not using time travel?

The Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope does whimsical moon activities, such as attending dance parties, fluttering about aimlessly and chatting up Prospitans. The visions of the future provided by Skaia were largely ignored.



There’s a legit squid atthe Prospit.

The Mildly Grim Dark God Tier Bard of Space is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests. They seem strong enough to do some serious damage.



Hah, as if that’ll do anything.

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!



Speak of the devil.

Just joking. Well, I mean. Not about them blowing it up. Sessions fucked. But. I mean, come on. What did you THINK would happen? Stupid, lousy goddamned GrimDark players crashing my fucking sessions.

ERROR: SESSION CORRUPTION HAS REACHED UNRECOVERABLE LEVELS. LAST ERROR: Message: Uncaught PlayersCrashedSession: Mildly Grim Dark God Tier Bard of Space and Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope has foolishly crashed session: 28697363 - URL: http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/javascripts/Scenes/GrimDarkQuests.js - Line: 55 - Column: 3 - Error object: {"name”:“PlayersCrashedSession”,“message”:“Mildly Grim Dark God Tier Bard of Space and Severely Grim Dark Maid of Hope has foolishly crashed session: 28697363”,“stack”:“Error

at new PlayersCrashedSession (http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/javascripts/Scenes/GrimDarkQuests.js:90:17)

at GrimDarkQuests.crashSession (http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/javascripts/Scenes/GrimDarkQuests.js:55:9)

at GrimDarkQuests.renderContent (http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/javascripts/Scenes/GrimDarkQuests.js:64:9)

at processScenes2 (http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/javascripts/scene_controller.js:139:6)

at http://purplefrog.com/~jenny/SburbStoryExperimental/javascripts/v2.0/scenario_controller2.js:183:4”} ABORTING.

ERROR: SESSION CORRUPTION HAS REACHED UNRECOVERABLE LEVELS. HORROR TERROR INFLUENCE: COMPLETE.

boisterousSynergy:S͏AV̸̩̥ͣ̚͝Ē҉̦̰ Ù̬̺̱̑̕͠͡S̸̝ͥ

kookyBoor:I̴̢̲͕̻̐̿̂ͩT҉̝͚ͧ̃̑ͭ̌͌ KE̹̲ͨ͂ͬ͐͛͜Ę̶̷̱̜̄̍͘Ṕ̫̦̉͡S̨ H̛͙̥͋͢͝͠͝Á͍̪͕̭̌̅͋Ṕ̷̰̱̹̻̘̲̠͔ͪ̉̓͟Ṕ̶̧̡͕̤̃͂̆̿̔̈́͝E̵̛̜͋̈́̀̋͟͜͟͝N͈͂̋͜I̅͑͟N̵̉͟҉̷̴̧̤̥́ͬǦ̨̯̣ͫ̇

perceptiveMechanic:C͌E̢̡̜̪̖͉͎ͣ̆ͣ͂ͨ͜͠͞Á̧̜͗ͥ͊͘͜S҉҉Ȇ̡̌͘͢ R̜̀ͭ͘͢E̶̷̢̨̦̟̞ͣ̒̀ͥ͡҉͈P̱̎́ͭR̲̗̹ͬ̓͞OD͛U̸̵̡̧͔͔ͧ́̒̋̈́ͣ̓͜͝C͓̯̤͉̻̯͚̃ͭ̈́͡TI͍̍̑̒OͣN̎҉̴̛

precociousVirtuoso:F̠̮̬̒͗͟͟͝I̹̞͡͞X̧̗͍͓̔ͮ̈́̉ Ỉ̤͚̞͎̙̣ͧ̂͘͢͠T

sarcasticTherapist:I̶͈ͯͦ͘T̰̤̘͙ͣ́ͯ̕͡͝ͅ K͡E̶̴̸̡̛͕̯̪̰̓͌ͫ͟͞E͔̕P͓̞̹̹͒ͤ̏͟͢͡҉̝̰̣S H̦̃ͬ́ͦA҉̶̶̡̜̬̲̍ͫ̋ͪ͢͡͞͝P̵̨̥̰͇̎̕͜͜P͋Ẻ̻͜͢͜N̵̡̫̺̪͗͟IN͎G͖

sportsLeaper:Ơ̶̶̷͎͍̻͈͔ͨͪ̕B̫̿̈͜͏̥̰̬͋̊́E҉̦̟͎̀̈͢Y̷̹҉̴̷̛̻̤̜̇̔̊

trueLaunderer:I̢̛͖̹ͨ A͏҉̵̨̛̳͚̦̱̻̃̿̕͝͞M͟ T͈͎̼ͬ͌̄͌͋̎̽H͗̽́͢͟E̝̗̊ͦ͊͑̚̚͢ Ë̶̡̖̥́̐͋̑͟͜͡͡M̶̢̜̘̑̈́͊̇ͣ̊͜͡Į̛̤̖͚̖̣ͫ̇ͮ̕͜͏̵̪S̷̢̡̥̦̱͎̟͙ͫ͛͒̐͑͘S̨̹͔͗͘͜͏̴̧̝͔͕̿ͪ̏A̷͓̥͗͊̔̆̊ͫ͞͞ͅR̼͓͋ͮ̀ͤ͗͘͟͡Y͖̣̽ͩ O̶͏͏̧͉̠͛ͫ͘F̶̸̯̣̪ͬ͟͟ Ṭ̥͞͏̸̞̲̻͡Ḫ̶̡͍̱̗̉͌Ȩ̵̺̖͂ͭ̂̕͝ Ň̢ͭ͘ͅŐ̶̢͔̪̙͗̓͂ͬ͌͘͝͡BĻ̶̸̥̹̲̱͉͎́̂͢E̗̐ ĆÌ͛ͮ̔ͨ͏̡̰̑́̎̽̉͜͞Ȓ̢̥̠͞C̿̾҉̵̧̣͂͘͜L̴̖̖̥͚̆̔͒͂ͩ̾̋̓E̟̤̭͚̳̎ͩ̀ͬ̐͢͠ O̶̡̬̥̰̚F͏̵̢͇̰̠̦̤̯̄ͩ͡͝ Ṯ͍̉͡H̵̛̲͎̲̣̖̰̀̓ͥ҉É HO̷̴̘̣̞͓͈͍̲ͭ̀́́͂R̢̨̡͇̜̭ͣ̈̊͘R̴̡̡̼̜̩̊̈̂O̴̵̺̳̹̟͐͘͜Ŗ̹̈ͤ̊͘͡͝ T̙͕̃͏̷̴̧̘̯͔̳̀̏E̵͆R̓̄Ŗ̶̢̤̳ͪ̅̈́͠O̪̍͟Ŕ̭S̟͈͈̠ͧͦ.̰͞

heartsBeauty:S̨̭ͬ̂͌͜͜͢B̸̙͔͓͇̼͔͗ͫ͘Ṵ̴̢̮̻ͦ̅͂ͣŖ̶̸̟͓̭͖̙̻ͯͧ̒̔͝B̡͋ Ḃ̷̵̛͕̞̮̯͋ͦ̈̇́͟Ṛ̤ͨ̒͜O̵K̴̷͓͛̒ͪ̀̌̀͘ͅͅE̡̥̳͋̌͂͆̚͢͡ Ṷ̵̵͙̲̯̘̙̾͌̈́͢͝Ş̜̤. Ẅ̶̦́̅ͣ͝Ȇ̴̵̡̝̹ͬ̀̚͜ B̞̍̈RÕ͖̌̓͠Ḱ̪̀͢E̷͚̟̘͆̔̃͑̕͜ S̨͆͗́B̷̤́́͘U̸̝͛҉̢̞ͮ̓R̸͔̯͊̕B̋̒.̻̖̀ͧ

monochromeHegemony:F̣̆́͢IX̵͛ I̶̞T̵̯͈ͣ̓ͪ͞

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SUGGESTED ACTION: OMFG JUST STOP CRASHING MY DAMN SESSIONS. FUCKING GRIMDARK PLAYERS. BREAKING SBURB DOES NOT HELP ANYBODY!



Lousy goddamn stupid grimdark players crushing the experimental sessions.