Life was getting lonely in Maple High School. Tristan was really lonely since he already gone through two relationships. Tristan was at football practice as usual. As he went to the locker room, someone touched his dong. "?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Tristan said. "OMG IM SOO SORRY HOTTI-I MEAN TRISTAN" said the girl who tickled his pickle. "Do I know you?" Tristan asked. "No but I do, I'm Rachel, captain of the cheer-leading team." Rachel said. "How did I never know your name don't you guys practice with us every day?" Tristan asked. "Yeah but I'm kinda introverted so a lot of people don't know me." Rachel said. Tristan noticed that she was a weaboo and a koreaboo, just like him. So Tristan decided that this is the girl that Tristan is going to shag in her vag. Tristan decided to use the same tactic that Calvin used. He bought roses from the 40-year-old shopkeeper that gave him a wink, and he showed up after practice the…