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Hitler can't take losing twice. Proceeds to let the tendies hit the floor.

00:00 - 00:03 ... and donations have been pouring in.

00:04 - 00:05 There's now enough to challenge

00:05 - 00:07 Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

00:08 - 00:12 The people have spoken, Drumpf is illegitamate.

00:12 - 00:15 MSM outlets are running the recount around the clock now.

00:17 - 00:19 What about the filings?

00:19 - 00:21 The filings are the most important part.

00:24 - 00:26 Dear Leader,

00:27 - 00:28 Stein,

00:31 - 00:33 Stein missed the PA deadline.

00:34 - 00:36 by a lot, too.

00:53 - 00:58 I need you all to leave and fetch me some tendies, immediately

01:13 - 01:15 I can't EVEN!

01:15 - 01:17 I'm literally SHAKING, CAN'T EVEN!!!!

01:18 - 01:23 That bitch lied to us all, her and her fucking Ents!

01:25 - 01:28 It's over. It's all over.

01:29 - 01:31 And that stupid fucking clown Kaine!

01:31 - 01:34 Billions spent, and complete control of the fucking media.

01:34 - 01:37 I can't watch it MYSELF without throwing up.

01:37 - 01:40 Three days our story runs but then they get stumped by TWITTER!!!

01:40 - 01:42 But Leader, our shills had all the right things trending...

01:42 - 01:46 A fucking BOT! You didn't cover IT UP!!!!

01:46 - 01:48 We thought we had control of the chans and Reddit...

01:48 - 01:52 Always it comes back to this KEK.

01:53 - 01:54 He's NOT REAL!!

01:56 - 01:57 We own every social network,

01:57 - 02:00 every TV channel and newspaper.

02:00 - 02:03 and Kanye was taken care of!

02:04 - 02:08 Look how easily we subdued PizzaGate to that shitty Voat.

02:08 - 02:13 We only need a few more racist posts on The_Donald..

02:14 - 02:16 I have Spez's balls for Christ's sake!

02:17 - 02:21 There hasn't even been a Pepe on the front page for a whole hour.

02:27 - 02:29 How did we get here?

02:30 - 02:34 Obama was so, so easy...

02:34 - 02:36 Hope, that's all it took.

02:41 - 02:42 Hope,

02:43 - 02:47 It should have been so easy! It's HER TURN!

02:48 - 02:53 Who the fuck came up with 'I'm With Her," anyway?

02:54 - 02:56 That's almost as bad as the damn pant suits.

02:56 - 02:59 But she wore so many COLORS!

03:00 - 03:02 One for each of our snowflakes!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry, you're still special.

03:14 - 03:16 I gave so much money.

03:19 - 03:23 I really thought we could take the votes.

03:25 - 03:26 Pizza...

03:31 - 03:33 ..and nut sauce

03:40 - 03:46 I'm so stressed right now, I don't even know what to do.

03:46 - 03:49 And Trump said he wouldn't prosecute.