He is emphatically not telling anyone (at least not media, standing there all eager in front of him with a notebook and a live Twitter feed) when he’s finally opening his brand-new version of Perly's Delicatessen Restaurant , the 50-plus year Richmond dining institution that closed in Sept. 2013 .

[Sidebar: I could go on and on about this topic (and maybe one day I will), but let’s just say, I get it, Yelpers – y’all have a platform and a voice and are delighted to elbow your way into a restaurant within minutes of it opening and then log-onto a national website and forever brand a restaurant with some rant about service being slightly slow and hope, a year from now, that whoever happens upon your one-star review makes their way into paragraph nine of your list of grievances where you note that the restaurant was 12 minutes into live operation during your visit. (OK, to be fair, not all Yelpers are like that.)]