It was a regular day in South Park. Just as a regular day in school goes on South Park, Stan ,Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were waiting for the School Bus.

Stan yells "God d*** it!" Cartman replied, "What's wrong?" Stan replied "I have to go to school even though I have this f***ing paper I didn't write." Cartman replied, "Well, That's too bad because I'm going to the site of alternate universe transportation!" "Oh yeah, the school commissioned us all a day off to see that." said Kyle. Kenny replied "MHRMHPHMHRMR? MRPH MRPH ! MR HUR!" (Kenny Translator: "We don't have school today? F*** Yes! Let's go!")

So, the 4 boys went to the site.

"We have made a scientific breakthrough today! You see, to transport to alternate worlds, you put shit and plutonium in a vagina and than take it out and that should open a portal." "Kick-a**!" replied Cartman.

Meanwhile in Equestria...

"I've been trying ALL NIGHT at alternate universe transfer. I don't know WHAT else could work." yelled Twilight Sparkle. "I think it's impossible." Spike replied. Twilight Sparkle replied "You always say that." Right then and there, Twilight noticed an unused book. "Look! It's a book that says 130 ways of magical transportation! Let's see...Oh, here it is! Spell for alternate universe transfer!" Twilight Sparkle responded.

It made a big BOOOOOM!

Everyone fainted.

Cartman and Twilight Sparkle simultaneously say "Murrrr... Where am I? What am I?" Then, Cartman said "Oh f***ing god! I'm a f***ing pony!" Meanwhile, Twilight was saying "I'm a HUMAN! A mythical creature!" Cartman then said "It looks like South Park- but in that gay-a** Jew show called My Little Pony." Kyle responded "My Little Pony is a GIRL show. Cartman replied "No, it's - Stan! Kyle! Kenny! You're all dumbf*** Ponies!" Twilight Sparkle came in to say "Hey, Ponies aren't dumb! Cartman's response to that was "And who would you be?" "I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm a pony, but i got this human body.

Kyle then said "What? What has science done? I knew alternate universes were a bad idea." "But why is this still Ponyville, Equestria?" said Twilight. Stan shouted "I don't know what This Ponyville s*** is, but this is South Park, Colorado." "I don't know, we'll just call it... South Equestria but I need you to go looking for my friends so we can fix this!" said Twilight Sparkle.