Last night as I was coming home from basketball, I spotted it-the infamous "Apocalypse Cow" the rarest of Pacific NW car species-the Sasquatch if you will of automobiles. I am fortunate that we live right in its natural habitat-ie, directly across the street from a sketchy bar that its owners frequent. Various people in SE have seen this magnificent freak of automotive nature, but here it is captured in vivid color

In fig.1 we get a good over all perspective of the cowprint markings that transform this from a typical late-80's Mazda into this special misunderstood vehicle. The "Apocalypse Cow" scrawled across the side in vaguely Anarcho-Punk Font is also an unmistakablely unique and baffling trait. In fig.2 we get to the car's most distinctive feature.