While you cavorted all afternoon, sashaying from one venue to the next, Le Fly slaved over a very hot laptop — procuring video clips from the French Presidential debate. Some might ponder as to why I’ve gone through such struggles, injuring myself with 2nd degree burns from my laptop battery, know this: I do it for the people of France — a country where the name ‘Le Fly’ is as much a household word as ‘liberte’ or ‘vin.’

I’ve made this real easy for you. Le Pen crushed Macron. His spirit was gone by the end of the debate. I am almost certain his 65 year old wife will be baking him an oven filled with cookies this evening — in order to calm his nerves.

FUN FACT: Macron was a victim of child pedophilia, having an affair with his teacher when he was 15. He ended up marrying her.

Le Pen introduces Macron as a banker shill, representing ‘wild globalization’ and ‘social brutality.’ LOL

Macron’s penis was chopped off here.

Le Pen wants to strip people of dual citizenships, expel fuckers who don’t agree.

Macron told Le Pen she was going to terrorize people by stripping away their dual citizenships. She then chastises him for not having a plan to fight terrorism.

Le Pen told Macron that he should be less arrogant, especially since he was ‘chosen by default’, referring to the French establishment elite.

THIS IS MACRON’S DUMBEST MOMENT. He doesn’t think border guards can keep out terrorists. The low level logic being displayed here is amazing. Macron seems to think terrorists will enter the country via the internet.

Macron said Le Pen’s war on terrorism will foment ‘CIVIL WAR’ in France. Macron will not give into their trap of ‘CIVIL WAR’. Fucking retarded.

Sidebar insult, courtesy of Le Pen: “We call you Hollande Junior” and you hang out with socialists.

Macron wants to work with Trump on MUH climate change, in spite of the fact that Trump doesn’t give a shit about it. When confronted with this fact, Macron said ‘civil society’ doesn’t agree with Trump and he’d help him understand that. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Le Pen: ‘you don’t think in the best interests of France.’

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