Chris Pratt is finally sharing the story behind that ridiculously suave, pre-fame headshot he posted on Twitter a couple weeks ago, and it sounds like something you’d read on the back of a gay porn DVD cover.

The 35-year-old Guardians of the Galaxy actor dubbed himself “Douchemaster McChest” in the photo, which he says was the first headshot he took after moving to LA to become an actor in 2000.

On Thursday’s episode of The Tonight Show, Pratt told Jimmy Fallon the story of how the headshot came to be, starting with the gay photographer who picked him up at post office and ending with him in the gay photographer’s penthouse shower.

Wonder how many details he left out?