The modern world is an ideological minefield, readers, and is increasingly almost as dangerous as a real one. Having the wrong opinions about things can easily get you fired, ostracised from polite society, arrested or beaten up, and nowhere is this more the case than in the sphere of gender politics.

The extremely brave intersex woman Claire Graham (aka @MRKHvoice on Twitter, her latest account after a series of arbitrary bannings for upsetting the wrong people with statements of biological fact) recently compiled a list of things which are now deemed “transphobic” by trans activists, and given the transience and vulnerability of anything published on Twitter, we thought it was a good idea to preserve it here, with some additions of our own and from others.

[EDIT 9 Dec 2019: Claire has of course now been permanently banned and her original list deleted by Twitter.]

We’ve previously noted how alarmingly this sort of extremist, intolerant and openly violent male bullying in the guise of progressive political correctness has been used in recent months to silence all sorts of people (mainly but not exclusively feminists).

Politicians, police and numerous other authorities in both Scotland and the UK have been complicit – whether intentionally or not – in enabling a terrifying “woke” culture of censorship and intimidation in which the wishes of the vast majority of the public are about to be simply ridden roughshod over, resulting in the creation of laws which could have (and are already having) absolutely horrific consequences.

Anyone raising issues, however, is liable to find themselves at the centre of a vicious storm of outrage, abuse or worse. So if you’re concerned about the imminent abolition of sex but want to stay out of trouble, here’s the stuff you need to avoid.

1. Gender-neutral toilets are transphobic.

2. The desire for privacy is transphobic.

3. Snapchat is transphobic.

4. Having a “genital preference” is transphobic.

5. The NHS is transphobic.

6. Talking about prison reform is transphobic.

7. Women’s rights are transphobic.

8. Every dictionary in the world is transphobic.

9. Biology is transphobic.

10. Transwomen writing about trans schoolchildren are transphobic.

11. Liking someone’s tweets is transphobic.

12. Retweeting a poem is transphobic.

13. Debating proposed changes to the law is transphobic.

14. Telling parents about their child’s sex change is transphobic.

15. The word “bisexual” is transphobic.

16. The words “gay” and “lesbian” are transphobic.

17. Writing about “men” and “women” is transphobic.

18. Saying men and women are different is transphobic.

19. Making jokes about genitalia is transphobic.

20. Writing books with transgender characters in them is transphobic.

21. Keeping foxes out of henhouses is transphobic.

22. Holding public meetings about feminism is transphobic.

23. The entire British media is transphobic.

24. Drag queens are transphobic.

25. The phrase “ladies and gentlemen” is transphobic.

26. Thinking you know if someone’s male or female is transphobic.

27. Friends is transphobic.

28. The Daily Show is transphobic.

29. The Colbert Report is transphobic.

30. 30 Rock is transphobic.

31. Mike And Molly is transphobic.

32. The Cleveland Show is transphobic.

33. How I Met Your Mother is transphobic.

34. South Park is transphobic.

35. Family Guy is transphobic.

36. Two And A Half Men is transphobic.

37. Doctor Who is transphobic.

38. Pink woolly hats are transphobic.

39. Cupcakes are transphobic.

40. Lesbians are transphobic.

41. Dogs are transphobic.

42. Facial recognition software is transphobic.

43. Bank security checks are transphobic.

44. Airport security checks are transphobic.

45. Chocolate bars are transphobic.

46. Nice weather is transphobic.

47. Climate change is transphobic.

48. Mumsnet is transphobic.

49. Mothers Day is transphobic.

50. The phrase “Mother Earth” is transphobic.

51. Martina Navratilova is transphobic.

52. Paula Radcliffe MBE is transphobic.

53. Sharron Davies MBE is transphobic.

54. Dame Jenni Murray is transphobic.

55. Dame Kelly Holmes is transphobic.

56. Dame Edna Everage is transphobic.

57. Germaine Greer is transphobic.

58. Meghan Murphy is transphobic.

59. Feminism is transphobic.

60. The Vagina Monologues is transphobic.

61. Cervical smear tests are transphobic.

62. The modern remake of The X-Files is transphobic.

63. The modern remake of Tootsie is transphobic.

64. Academic research into transgender issues is transphobic.

66. Psychiatric research into transgender issues is transphobic.

66. Trans people talking about trans rights is transphobic.

66. Saying that women get abortions is transphobic.

67. Saying that women have periods is transphobic.

68. Using anatomically-accurate language is transphobic.

69. Investigating the circumstances of child rape is transphobic.

70. Wanting to have sex with trans people is transphobic.

71. Not wanting to have sex with trans people is transphobic.

72. Gendering cats is transphobic.

73. Calling girls in an all-girl school “girls” is transphobic.

74. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is transphobic.

75. Crocodile Dundee is transphobic.

76. The Naked Gun 33 1/3 is transphobic.

77. Psycho is transphobic.

78. The Silence Of The Lambs is transphobic.

79. The 40-Year-Old Virgin is transphobic.

80. Trainspotting is transphobic.

81. Dressed To Kill is transphobic.

82. The Crying Game is transphobic.

83. Diamonds Are Forever is transphobic.

84. Paddington is transphobic. (Yes, Paddington. Shut up, transphobe.)

85. Correctly defining the word “castration” is transphobic.

86. Ships are transphobic.

87. Goths are transphobic.

88. Bud Light beer is transphobic.

89. Protecting young children from abuse is transphobic.

90. Not being allowed to call women “scum” is transphobic.

91. Female sport is transphobic.

92. Including transgender characters in videogames is transphobic.

93. MPs talking to women’s groups is transphobic.

94. Graham Linehan is transphobic.

95. Ricky Gervais is transphobic.

96. Frankie Boyle is transphobic.

97. The director of Queer Up North is transphobic.

98. At least 37,000 people on Twitter are transphobic.

99. Google is transphobic.

and of course,

100. Wings Over Scotland is transphobic.

So don’t do, say, read, watch, play, listen to or just stand too near any of those and you should be fine, folks. Good luck.

[UPDATES]

101. Transgender writer Miranda Yardley is transphobic.

102. Telling young children their bodies are fine is transphobic.

103. Supporting a trade union picket line is transphobic.

104. Debating women’s issues is transphobic.

105. ScotRail is transphobic.

106. Acknowledging the medical condition of intersex is transphobic.

107. Philosophy is transphobic.

108. Birth certificates are transphobic.

109. Being imprisoned if you commit a crime is transphobic.

110. Working in a gender clinic is transphobic.

111. Body hair is transphobic.

112. Medicine is transphobic.

113. Peaceful protest using stickers is transphobic.

114. Deciding that you’re not transgender after all is transphobic.

115. Not tweeting about corsets is transphobic.

116. Being pansexual is transphobic.

117. Pregnancy is transphobic.

118. Childhood is transphobic.

119. Questioning gender identity is transphobic.

120. Banning men from women-only spaces is transphobic.

121. Women modelling women’s lingerie is transphobic.

122. Facebook is transphobic.

123. Shakespeare is transphobic.

124. The NSPCC is transphobic.

125. Reporting a court case is transphobic.

126. The alphabet is transphobic.

127. The post is transphobic.

128. Children are transphobic.

129. The Pogues and Kirsty McColl are transphobic.

130. Sitting next to someone on a train is transphobic.

131. Chromosomes are transphobic.

132. The word “woman” is transphobic.

133. The female orgasm is transphobic.