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Reporter: Ok...so it turned out there wasn't an advanced army of alien roaches hiding inside the moon, preparing to invade Earth...right? Man: Uh...so? Reporter: So...you blew up the moon for nothing, resulting in disastrous consequences on a planetary scale. Man: I fundamentally disagree with that. Reporter: Wait...you disagree about the actual results of your actions? Man: Facts are debatable. Reporter: Um...blowing up the moon put us back to living in caves and on the verge of extinction. Man: Look...dwelling on the past isn't going to change that, so let's stay focused on what we should do now. Reporter: Like trying to blame all of it on the current administration for not putting the moon back together, right? Man: Oh, like that's so much to ask!