LOS ANGELES — After his loss to Mahershala Ali in the Best Supporting Actor category, Adam Driver donned a Kylo Ren outfit and began dismantling the backstage area of the Dolby Theater.

According to eyewitnesses, Driver could be heard screaming “No, no, no! This was our moment” as the disgruntled actor stabbed at the padded makeshift walls with a plastic laser sword.

“It was quite comical if you ask me,” said Best Actress winner Olivia Coleman.

Selfie of Grant and Driver from Grant’s Twitter.

Security was called but not before fellow Best Supporting Actor Nominee and Driver’s co-star in Star Wars: Episode IX, Richard E. Grant, lent a hand with a plastic laser sword of his own.

After 20 minutes of waggling swords and pushing velvet furniture, the pair of villains were restrained with the help of Best Adapted Screenplay winner, Spike Lee, who took a break from his own tantrum to calm the men down.

“Ya gotta fight crazy with crazy,” joked Lee afterwards.

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