WOW! My santa was the BOMB! First off, the SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE arrive marked Top Secret and such, but I think there was a BREACH of SECURITY and my package was intercepted. Thankfully, much to my RELIEF, a RECOVERY team offered its AID and SMUGGLED my mail back to me.

There was a WAVE of excitement as I opened my package as well as TERROR. What it it was POISONED with ANTHRAX? I took the risk and opened it to find there was a another box FLOODed with awesome flavor text. Inside of it was even more awesomeness - lots of little notes following our theme (and santa I'm slow... it took me a minute to get all the little feet. I guess my nickname is Slowpoke for a reason :p) were EXPOSED.

To top off the sweet theme, the gifts were EXPLOSIVE too. I received an awesome Doctor WHO book mark, a heart charm, the coolest spyglass necklace (a little steampunk and a lot of PIRATE... love it!), and TWISTER earrings.

Thank you very much santa!! You definitely made this exchange as EXPLOSIVE as a METH LAB with a GAS leak.