October 14, 2016 - News Post

I'm currently wearing one shoe.

Yes, I own two shoes. At the moment, however, I am only wearing one.

This is not a fashion statement. This is not by choice. This is because I took off my shoes several hours ago, and now a dog has absconded with my left shoe.

My favorite shoe.

If you see my shoe, please inform me of its location at your earliest possible convenience.

Thank you.

-Jeff