an: I had a thought. It broke free and grew. Possibly a oneshot.

much swaering first chapter.

Call of Harry

chapter one: ohshitshitfuck!!!!

Harry, hermione had snuck down to the lake outside Hogwarts during the end of year feast for one simple reason.

He discovered his animagus form was a cephlapod. That means he needed water to attempt a transformation.

"Cmon Harry, you can do it!" called Hermione and ron from the lake's edge.

Taking a deep breath he transformed for the first time.

"Where's he go?" asked Ron.

"There!"

slowly a dome reached the surface and started to rise. procededing this were two large eyes and a mass of tentacles.

"So what is he?" Ron wondered aloud.

Hearing no response he turned to Hermione and his face wrinkled in confusion.

She was gone.

He looked around for her and spun around when he heard her voice.

"OHSHITSHITSHITFUCKSHITFUCKBITCHDAMNMOTHERFUCKEROHGODIMGONNADIESHITSHITSHIT!!!!!"

And blinked at her rapidly shrinking back.

--------Great Hall-------

""shitshITSHITDAMNDAMNDAMNFUCKSHITDAMN!!!!!"

Dumbledore blinked as he heard the voice of the normally polite Ms.Granger swearing so rapidly she could not to breathe.

SLAM!

The doors to the hall flew open as Hermione ran through them and straight past the tables and was about to exit through a secret passage when Dumbledore cleared his throat loudly enough to be heard. quite a feat considering she was still swearing.

"Why exactly are you running, Miss Granger?", he inquired politely.

"ARRGHH!!!" She screamed and spun around tensed up with her hands sheilding her face.

She peaked over her hands and seemed to relax when she saw Dumbledore.

"Sir! It's Harry! His animagus form!"

"Most impressive at his age, is it not?" Dumbledore twinkled.

"SIR! His form! It's,It's!"

"Out with it girl!" Barked Snape, taking a swig from his goblet.

Hermione took a deep breath and said:

"I'ts Cthulhu."

Snape, having been drinking, did an impressive spitake that drenched the other staff at the table as the hall listened attentively.

"Don't joke about that." He said as he wiped his chin.

"What's a Cthulhu?" This came from Mcgonnagal.

"An eccelent question, one I was just about to ask myself..." promted Dumbledore.

"If there was a food chain of the Universe, he would be on one of his own with ours not even a footnote." Hermione said before turning back to Snape.

"Im not joking sir! I saw the giant head with tentacles and the tip of his wings before i started to run!"

Snape seemed to pale more than his usual at this.

"You are certain?"

"Your welcome to go and check if you want."

Snape paled EVEN MORE!

He spun around.

"SIR IM AFRAID I MUST RESIGN IMMEDIATLY I WILL OWL YOU THE PAPERWORK IN A FEW DAYS BUT FOR NOW I MUST RUN AS CTHULHU IS JUST OUTSIDE!!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!" He screamed like a girl and ran to the dungeons.

Dumbledore got a bad feeling about this as a muggleborn yelled out.

"CTHULHU!! OH SHIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! ARRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!" he joined snape in running and screaming.

At this point a few more students from each house, having read/heard of h.p.lovecraft Also joined in.

"I think I shall go investigate." Dumbledore spoke up once more.

"Okay fine" said Hermione. Surely the great and powerfull Dumbledore could distract... errr stop Harry! thought hermione as she went to find a nice warm place to hide.

End Chapter one.

Well what do you think? first i thought of Harry being a collosal squid, which on the food chain is one step under Cthulhu, as its big and nasty. VERY nasty. as in it-has-freaking-big-and-sharp-hooks-on-its-suckers nasty and 18-wheeler big. if its a baby. (shudder)

anyway opinions? comments? and btw for those who want me to update Debts Repaid i will when i hit a measly 10 reviews for that story, is it too much to ask?