Tennessee’s Stacey Campfield, the third-term state rep who tried to ban public school teachers from talking about sexuality in any manner with his “Don’t Say Gay” bill, has never submitted a bill that became law. Ever. And it looks like he racked up another point: “Don’t Say Gay” won’t be addressed this term. Meanwhile, we just found Rep. Campfield’s blog! He posts jokes sometimes! Here are two (slightly amusing) nuggets:

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!’

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, ‘Never mind, I found one.’