Ahoy, ye swashbucklin’ landlubber! Did ye ever want t’be an honorable man? A servant o’ crown and country? Then away with ye!

Everyone else be welcome to PirateHell!

As I be tellin’ ye this, thar be a bunch o’ traitors sailin’ the seven seas. Me own men be committin’ mutiny and maroonin’ me on this rat-infested island! Now, I be wantin’ revenge and I be wantin’ ye to help me with that. Don’t be afraid, lad, I shall be teachin’ ye everythin’ ye need t’ know.