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Calvin: This emergency meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS club will come to order, Dictator-for-Life Calvin presiding! Hobbes: Oyez! Oyez! Calvin: As we're all aware, the enemy has infiltrated our territory and is spreading disiformatin to the effect that homework ought to be done right after school! As my mom may have covert girl sympathies, we must eradicate the hostile forces1 Any questions? Hobbes: Yes, could we poke some air holes in here? Calvin: Too risky. The box of secrecy must remain secure!