02:24

I sound like a lunch buffet. I’ll do my best to stay fresh and hot and free from unfriendly bacteria.



“Vihari is the new Ernie McCracken,” says a mysterious email from John Phaceas. “Welcome to the chair Geoff. No words required.”

Ernie McCracken of Kingpin sits next to Hanuma Vihari Photograph: Geoff Lemon/The Guardian

If you’re as confused as I was, here you go.