Hans crazy uncle part 3

Uncle : this time I have the good idea I m gonna take the princes of the southern isles on a walk close to different kind of waps ticks and then there are gonna died from some very dangerous disease I m gonna collect all of them and them BAM they all died ! I poisoned the king and now i m king !

Uncle : HA ! « evil smile » perfect

........at family dinner.......

Uncle : « wait for the queen to leave » oh I just have an idea !

Uncle : what about going on a walk Tomorrow hum what do you think boys ? « Smile »

Triplet9th10th11th: no !

Twins rudi and runo ( 7th 8th) : « rolled their eyes »

Klaus 6th : nope not interest !

Jurgen 4th: i prefered stay my whole life with all my brothers that go with you !

Émile5th : agree !

Alphonse 12th : you sucks !

Uncle : ....

Uncle : I....

Uncle : well first that not a way to talk to your uncle this way little man ! « Force laugh »

King : I agree ! I sense a lot of tensions between you and uncle john !

Uncle : he sense a lot of tension between you and uncle John !

King : you are gonna go out with him show respect to him !

Caleb : but father next time...

King : Caleb !!! This is an order ! I don’t raise pig there but princes !

Caleb : « dirty look to his uncle »

Klaus : « sadistic smile »

............on the forest.....

The three oldest are taking cares of their little brothers Caleb 1th is with the 4th 5th 6th. prince Lucas the 2th is with the twins and triplet and Lars 3th is with the youngest Hans and the 12th Alphonse. They are between 5-18 years old.

Uncle : aaah what a beautiful day !

Klaus : it too hot I would have prefered stay at home.

Uncle : I can’t hear you what did you say number 6 ?

Klaus : « dirty look »

...............

Uncle : « is walking next to the second prince »

Lucas 2th : ok what is the trap ? « Whisper »

Uncle : « which trap are you talking about ? « Whisper anxious »

Uncle : I cannot tried to improve my uncle nephew relationship ?

Lucas 2th : ok you tell me i help you we kill Caleb and then... « notice the triplet fighting each other’s take one away from his brothers by pushing him a little away »

Lucas : and then we kill father together and I share my powers 80% 20% good ? « notice rudi torturing a small animals »

Lucas : Rudi ! Stop doing it that’s disgusting !

Lucas : so ? « Whisper »

Uncle : 70 - 30 % ?

Lucas : deal !

.............

Uncle : « while walking next to Lars hans and Alphonse »

Hans : did you know that cow are more dangerous than shark ?

Uncle : oh what ? Well that’s interesting little prince.

Hans : and did you know that mostiquo can kill over one million of people by year ? One million !!!! « Big surmised eyes »

Uncle : interesting !! Really ! « start being anxious his plan will be reveal »

Hans : did you know bees are in all continent ?

Uncle : « really starting to be annoyed » really ?

...........1 hours after........

Uncle : « exhausted extremely piss off »

Hans : « all happy smiling while walking very enthusiastic innocent »

Hans : and did you know that spider are not insect ?

Uncle : cool !

Hans : did you know...

Uncle : ok you are very interesting and that really great that you learn the whole encyclopdia in the castle but i already know enough stuff ok ? « Force smile »

Hans : no that’s not encyclopedia that’s Lars who teach me this I m still trying to learn how to read me ! « All happy smile »

Lars : « kind of pround what he teach him » smile »

Uncle : oh him ? « see Lars rolled his eyes »

Hans : yah ! « Giggle » did you know that...

Uncle :ok what about go discus with your brother ok ? « Put himself at his level »

Alphonse : « do something stupid »

Hans :

Uncle :

Uncle : you can stay here but be quiet ! Ok ?

Hans : « smile all happy nodded »

Uncle : sooo we are going in these direction !

Hans : ATTENTION !!!!!!!

Uncle : what AGAIN ?

Caleb : yes hans don’t yelled like that !

Hans : but there is a tick !!! Did you not know ticks can cause big problems by spreading dangerous diseases and fever

Uncle : haha you are funny ! « Anxious »

Lars : no he is right and the amount of them here is abnormal !

uncle : yes of course if his highness I have glasses so I m smart said it then that’s right LETS GO !!!

Lucas : wait....this was your plan ?

Caleb : which plan ?

Lucas : hugh but that’s sucks !!!!!!

Uncle : « sight »whatever !

Rudi and runo : saw a beehave push their uncle

Uncle : AHHHHHHHHH !!!! « Scream all over bees around him in pain »

Alphonse: oh oh !!!!!

Hans : did you knows that without bees the humans will not be able to be alive ? They are very important !!!

Uncle : « red of anger scream if frustration » I HATE YOU I HATE ALL OF FROM THE FIRST ( point Caleb angrily ) TO THE LAST ( point Hans)

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Lucas : we still makes 70% 30% ?

Uncle : « middle finger »

Lars: « hide hans and Alphonse eyes »

Uncle : « leave while crying » that’s was not complicating ONE prince and TWO princess what is complicated ? what it has to be 13 PRINCES !!!!