Following several decades of dedicated service, the former King of the Vagina’s Rom Jeremy stepped down today to make way for the new king, Pat. Pat hails from the Northwest county of Ireland, Donegal.

Delighted the new King of the Vagina’s said,

I’m absolutely honoured. I thought this day would never come. Bestoe onto thy king all the secrets of thy vigini wonders my loyal subjects…

Let’s hope he can have the same success as Rom in servicing his loyal subjects.