“Para malinaw lang kung me pasok o wala.”

To shed light on the confusion between conflicting announcements of Department of Labor and Pineapples (DOLE) and Malacanang, another communication memo was released by the Malacanang communication team to clarify the situation:

“To make way for the ASEAN meetup happening in Metro Manila, September 28, 2017 an official (non-working) national day of ‘working unpaid holiday of working and paid vacation (peksman mamatay man)*” according to Exec Secretary Sally Mendiola.

Official memorandum of understanding the understandable.

When asked for clarification, this note was distributed to the press. “I hope this sheds light on the situation,” Mendiola said Thursday evening to the collective groans of HR and Accountants.

Asked for comment, Rex Millora, accountant said the following: “Puta, ano raw?!”

Thank you, Malacanang.

*DTI NCR Permit Number 23334 series of 2007