-Uncle Al,

We can't fight State-level corruption by making music directed at the problem. We CAN fight the problem by bringing back Ministry, as it were, synthpop. This un-local feeling of defeat can be remedied by what you performed almost 40 years ago. Please, Al, only you can bring Ministry, as it were, and attack the system. By synthpop, by post-irony, and by counterpoint art contracts. Please, Uncle. Only you can bring back Ministry, as it were...

*The SLF is a Global Autonomous Organization dedicated to synthpop reunification and synthicide prevention.*