Apologies for the blatant self-promotion, but I think this is something MS readers will actually be stoked on: I am starting a BURZUM clothing line! It’s been a crazy six months or so of negotiating with Varg’s people, designing the product, coordinating with all our vendors in Asia (did you know they take Chinese New Year off for like two entire weeks?!), but we are only a few months away from launch! The clothing line will be available this spring at Hot Topic, Spencer’s Gifts, and Journeys, but we wanted to give you a sneak preview of some of the most exciting SKUs.

Think of it as somewhat of a re-imagining of the BURZUM brand — a fresh update that makes the brand relevant to the new generation of consumers. With metal more popular than ever, and bands like Suiside Silence and Bring Me The Horizon moving massive quantities of merch, we figured that it was time to for BURZUM to get the recognition they deserve for all the amazing music (and ideas) they’ve produced over the years. We’d like to think that these items breathe new life into the brand, while never losing sight of the brand’s heritage. But enough about us — check out this exclusive sneak preview and let us know what you think!

Mesh shorts, ideal for blasting your quads at the gym or surviving sweaty mosh pits! MSRP $24.99

Basketball jersey with silver foil print “BURZUM” logo and marijuana leaf. Back has number 69 with “GET LIFTED” across the shoulders. MSRP $69.99

100% nylon duffle bag lets you represent true black metal when traveling, going to the gym/school. Interior measures a roomy 550 cubic centimeters! MSRP $59.99

Stay warming during frostbitten northern winters with this beanie! One size fits all, 50/50 cotton/poly blend. MSRP $14.99

Fitted New Era baseball hat with embroidered “BURZUM” logo. MSRP $29.99

Sexy yoga pants for lounging around your dorm room, an early morning jog, or a quick trip to the grocery store. MSRP $34.99

This womens’ half-zip fleece pullover is the perfect blend of cute and comfy! Printed “BURZUM” logo and embroidered occult seal on front pocket. MSRP $49.99

The exploded-scale “BURZUM” graphic makes a bold statement on these super-soft, slim-fit sweatpants. Imported. MSRP $49.99

This sexy little 100% cotton, American Apparel thong with printed occult seal graphic is the perfect gift for a truly grim Valentine’s Day! Sizes XS-XXL. MSRP $12.99

The controversial slogan on the back of this tee will make sure all eyes are on you at the next concert! MSRP $16.99

Accessory bundle featuring printed, hypo-allergenic rubber wristband and 100% stainless steel necklace. MSRP $34.99

This engraved “BURZUM” bottle opener shows other fans that you are metal to the core! Brushed aluminum with stainless steel O-ring. MSRP $8.99

Colorful, cartoon-style illustration of a shark eating a zombie. 100% cotton. MSRP $14.99

We are really proud of all the work we’ve put into the BURZUM brand over the past six months, and hope you are as excited as we are! Please let us know what you think in the comments (just type your information into the boxes below and press “reply”), and make sure to check your local retailer to get your hands on this high-quality lifestyle apparel!

-Sergeant D.

Sergeant D. helps bands with re-branding every day at Stuff You Will Hate.