( ok i shoulden't have to say this but im serious and i need you to bare with me)

ok?

well it all started like 3 months ago when my wife kept feeling something touch her every time she sits on the toilet and she kept trying to tell me but i thought she was crazy and then on day i felt something too and when i looked to see what it was there were lots of bubbles and the toilet made a noise like something was moving in it.

so i called a plumber and he said he didn't find anything and we should get a new toilet or pour some poison down it or something and we put alot of mr.clean in it and flushed and all of that and for a while

we did not see anything but then one day my wife was on the toilet and ( dont bug me ok we take showers whatever ) we were both in the bathroom and she was about to "go" and this worm came out of the toilet and slithered up her "woo-hoo" and caused her a great deal of pain. we wanted to go to a hospital but we live very far away from a town and she said it didn't hurt her THAT much and that maybe it would leave or something and she said it did not hurt after so a month went by and she said she could feel it slithering around inside her v***** and her stomach got bigger like she is pregnant or something and its giving her painfull org***s more and more often what the **** is this?