Do you feel happier in the nude? You're not the only one. Here's where you can join fellow nudists free from the shackles of clothes.

UK’s first naked restaurant

Are you on the waiting list? Because 4,000 other people are, and this restaurant is opening its doors for three months only. Launching in June, The Bunyadi will encourage diners to experience “true liberation” by being completely nude. The restaurant’s founders want to free guests from the “trappings of the industrial world.”

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Upon arrival, you will be led into changing rooms to disrobe, before being handed a light gown, which you can then fling off at the table in a demonstrative gesture of true liberation. Or you can leave it on. Candlelit tables will be partly obscured by bamboo screens, so your neighbour’s flaccid penis doesn’t ruin your appetite, and large napkins will be provided in case you drop your burning steak onto any delicate areas. The icing on cake? Nude waiters.

Naked life-modelling

Spirited Bodies is a naked modelling workshop all about the models rather than the art. Professional models encourage visitors to face their body issues through posing naked for artists, who will bring out models’ best features. Basically, if you need a little ego-boost before your next relationship, hook-up, swingers’ party, you name it – then this is the place to go. Let’s just hope the artists are good enough not to make you feel catastrophically worse once you see the sketch…

Nude swimming

There’s nothing worse than an ill-fitting pair of trunks. Even worse, Speedos. And even well-fitting trunks start to look pretty terrible after a dip in the pool. So why bother? Every Sunday, at the University of London Union, you can let it all float freely by engaging in some naked swimming.

Nude Spa

Rio’s Naturist Health Spa is the perfect naked getaway from fully clothed, fully stressful, everyday life. A little naked stroll in the outdoor garden, a naked plunge in the plunge pool, some naked sunbathing in the sun-trap garden…what could be better? Oh yes, a little hanky panky in the swinging sauna. “Special sauna nights” allow for some under-water groping after a drink in the nudist bar. Now you know, you wont make the same mistake as this poor sod who didn’t realise the type of “sauna party” she was attending. She writes about her traumatic experience here.

Naked dancing

This men-only naked dance club, The Nudity Club, would certainly be a sight to behold.

Naked yoga

We dread to think the kind of angles discovered in this naked yoga class. Let’s hope the yoga mats leave PLENTY of space between them, lest some wandering arms arrive at unfortunate destinations. These four-week naked yoga courses, taught by naked Annette, seek to make members feel comfortable in the nude. So actually, it’s not really about yoga.

Naked reading club

Naked Boys Reading is a bi-monthly naked literary salon for naked boys, reading. Hey, some people like going out and some people like going out and reading naked. You can also listen naked. “We are interested in all colours, shapes, sizes and any gender that identifies as a “boy”” says the salon. They even have a naked brunch coming up, selling it as "four men in jockstraps."

Naked gym

'We train NKD' founder and personal trainer, Paul, offers all-nude fitness training sessions and personal training, in London’s only all-nude gym. Paul intended the gym to attract both men and women, but sadly he has no female regulars. He says he would like to start a women-only session however. Bet he would.

Naked café

'Birthday Suits' is a nudist vintage store café in Dalston. A video on YouTube shows the tiny café full of naked, attractive young people, wearing hats, playing the guitar, cuddling a dog and knitting. Well, there's Dalston for you.

Naked picnicking

The Abbey House Gardens offer a Clothes Optional day for a breezy day out in the park. Guests can take their own picnics to the garden and enjoy them naked, providing they do not take any photos of any other naked guests. Seems fair.

Naked village

The crème de la crème of it all. A whole naked village. Spielplatz Naturist Resort gives you the freedom to walk naked, jog naked, have Sunday lunch naked, drink naked, play sports naked, dance naked, camp naked, swim naked… heck, just live naked.