I received my SS package in the mail, and what did I find?

2 Christmas Ales

a restroom sign with a note attached: "I've had this sign for a long time, but now it's time for it to move on"

A Laz-e-boy huge universal remote

A copy of the US Constitution

A keychain wifi detector

A wireless G PCMCIA card (unfortunately I have a Macbook, but it's the thought that counts)

The beer is chilling, the remote will be set up, the wifi detector will hit my keychain and I've got plans for the sign. Thanks, SS!