This is absolutely one of my biggest pet peeves about flying. When people show up at the airport late and ask if they can cut you in the security line because their flight takes off in 30 minutes or some shit. Hey Assface here is a crazy idea. How about showing up on time? We all play by the same rules. Like if everybody just cut then I’d be late. You being an 8 year old and not being able to manage your schedule isn’t my problem. Oh you hit traffic ? Umm no shit. There are only about a billion apps now that tell you how long the trip will take you. Oh the airport is busy? Gee ya think?

And the worst part is these late savages always try to make it seem like you’re the bad guy if you don’t let them cut. It’s always the most uncomfortable position to be put in when they ask for special treatment because of their ineptitude. They ask to cut the line like they are asking to borrow ketchup at a restaurant. As though it’s the easiest question in the world. Like it’s not an inconvenience to you. Well it is. When you cut me in line because you have no life skills and don’t value other people’s time my wait time gets pushed back. It’s punctuality shaming is what it is. I shouldn’t be made to feel guilty for me being on time and you being late. That’s not fair. That’s why anybody who even asks the question should be thrown in jail. If you’re late deal with it like a man. The only way these people will learn is missing their flight or being put in cuffs. Until then they will continue to flaunt the laws of society. Well I say it stops now. It stops today. Nobody should ever say yes when a late person asks to cut at the airport. Never again.