Best Quotes From Jerry Gergich

Is it possible to have comic relief in a show that’s already super-funny?

If there is, it’s Jerry Gergich’s character in Parks and Recreation.

Every time the writers and producers need laughs, boom, they hit us with a classic, unforgettable Jerry moment. EVERY TIME!

Parks and Recreation will be ending in 2015, but Gary Jerry Terry Larry Gergich and his overall sucky-ness as a peron will live on forever. At least he was a nice guy.

Here’s are Jerry Gergich’s best quotes from Parks and Recreation:

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Leslie Knope: So let’s talk sched, guys. Um, the kids are gonna come at 9AM on Saturday, and everyone’s gonna do Santa for two hours, so I would just advise everyone before you get into your costume to go to the bathroom so we can avoid what happened last year.

Jerry Gergich: It was just farts.

5. “They can laugh at me all they want. Because two more years until I retire with full benefits and pension, and my wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake, and I am gonna get myself a stack of mystery novels, a box of cigars, and I am gonna sit back and enjoy my life.”

4.

Jerry: I really wish I could have your body.

Tom: What?

April: Eww, like tied up naked in your basement?

Jerry: No, no I mean you’re in good shape and you can eat whatever you want.

Leslie: That was weird, Jerry.

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April: Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?

Jerry: Anyway, hunting and fishing season is winding down, OK? And we all know that it is already closed season on twout. So now-I said twout instead of trout.

Donna: It happens to everyone.

Jerry: My marbles are full of mouth today.

2. “I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?”

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