Me: *talking about queer rights and representation* Straight Person: Are you gay? Me: No, I'm demisexual. SP: What's that? Me: *explains* SP: I don't understand. Me: *clarifies* SP: But everyone's like that. Me: *pulls out PowerPoint presentation* SP: But that's just a healthy relationship. Me: *does interpretive dance* SP: So you're asexual. Me: *writes and produces Broadway musical about the subject, it wins five Tonys* SP: Oh, I'm like that. Me: For fuck's sake.

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