Today PETA announced that 49 out of 50 states in the US have passed a law allowing transgendered dogs to choose public fire hydrants that correspond with their gender identity. Some people are calling this a threat to public safety and warn that some conservative politicians may step in to fight this new law. The House and Senate voted 407-128 Monday to expand protections based on sexual orientation and gender identity, making it the latest frontier in the national debate on how people treat gay, lesbian and transgender dogs. The revision to the ordinance allows dogs to choose fire hydrants corresponding to the gender which they identify.

However, opponents of this new law say they will not go down without a fight. “This action allowing a gay male dog, who is made to dress up in a little pink skirt by its owner, then allowing it to use a fire hydrant that females urinate on is totally despicable,” said Marissa Thomas, president of the nonprofit organization Straight Pride. “If my little fluffy needs to go potty at the dog park, she should not have to do it in front of a gay dog dressed up like a female. Plus, these male dogs just spray everywhere. Leaving urine spots all over the hydrants. It’s just unsanitary and it’s an awful, awful law. We plan to fight this all the way to the Supreme Court.”

However, celebrities such as Caitlyn Jenner and RuPaul say it’s about time their gay puppies get the right to be who they feel they are. “When I adopted my puppy, I knew he was transgender,” said Jenner. “That’s why I adopted him. Because I know what it’s like to be singled out and unwanted. I want to give my puppy, Rexy, the best puppy life ever. And I feel this new law will make him feel confident and secure just like I do.”

The one US state that has not approved to adopt this new law is Alabama. The governor of the state says they will never approve this ridiculous law. “Transgender fire hydrants threaten my dogs privacy. It threatens everybody’s privacy. It threatens the traditional, moral values of this country.”

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