Here is an interesting item sent in by a special correspondent.

One of our favorite “ideal” orgs is the Colorado Rockies overflow parking lot in Denver.

They continue to hold regular IAS “briefings” there, though it is a wonder they can cover the airfare it costs to get there. It is touted by Miscavige and his PR minions as one of the “50 ideal orgs that PROVE the massive international expansion of scientology under the brilliant leadership of Mr. David Miscavige.” Everyone inside the bubble is pretending this (and all the rest of idealish orgs) is a functioning, ongoing, viable activity.

This report comes after our correspondent received the latest issue of Integrity (hah…), The Magazine of the Church of Scientology of Denver. This is what he found:

I opened the magazine to the completions page and compared the list with the lists from the previous two magazines. I discovered for myself the exact definition of “Ideal Org”, which someone has probably already noted before.

An Ideal Org is a building which has:

Zero Processing Completions

Zero Academy Completions

Zero Congress Course Completions

Zero Golden Age of Knowledge Course Completions

Zero Extension Course Completions

I know now that when you enter an Ideal Org, you get exactly the kind of personal attention described in the Oh No, Ross and Carrie series.

I’ve gone through the entire list of completions and every one of them was listed in one (or both) of the previous two magazines. Oh, except for a couple of nuggets. Two people were lucky enough to receive a “CONFESSIONAL”. And two others submitted themselves to a “STUDENT RESCUE INTENSIVE”. Talk about personal attention!

Not a SINGLE NEW COMPLETION ON ANY SERVICE IN THIS GOLDEN AGE OF TECH AND ERA OF STRAIGHT UP AND VERTICAL EXPANSION. (And even if everything listed on this page WA S new there is still not a single Grades, Academy Level or Dianetics completion. Would Ford be able to convince their shareholders things were hunky dory if they did not manufacture a single new car, truck or van but only a few bumpers, wheel assemblies and transmissions a year ago?)

Here is what is still says on the scientology.org website about the ribbon yanking conducted there in 2012:

The greater significance of the inauguration was prominently underscored by the presence of Mr. David Miscavige, Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center and ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion.

Addressing the thousands of Scientologists, Mr. Miscavige said: “The moment you elected to take responsibility for Denver—to become Denver in the most meaningful sense—you invoked the very essence of that word responsibility. And consequent to that, it now becomes your responsibility to bring all our programs and technology to bear: To not just teach kids how to read, but to read with such passion it sparks a cultural renaissance. To not just cut drug consumption, but to end the misery once and for all. And to not just provide a moral compass, but a full-fledged technology for living based on a reverence for life. So, yes, some might say our goals are impossibly high. But as all great things must begin somewhere, then let it begin mile high—at your Ideal Church of Scientology Denver!” Even after 4 years, this org is not only not “Going SH Size” — it is going NOWHERE. It is doing NOTHING. It is EMPTY. And this is more proof. And you can be sure, this is precisely what is happening in “ideal” orgs everywhere.