Master Phred

From: Coli (Colorado) State

Age: 19

Weight: 190

99-2 87ko



Everybody, please bow down to the greatest person of all time. Master Phred is by far the coolest guy on this game. He can KO Nick Bruiser easily (in 8.11 seconds to be exact!). Without Game Genie, Master Phred cannot be beaten! ....... Just kidding. He sucks. Anyway, it doesn't even look like me. The only thing that matches me is the style of goatee, and that really doesn't match me either. Isn't my goatie coo' though? .. No? NO?!?!?!?! I SHALL KILL YOU!!!!! Just kidding, I won't kill you, I'll just take your eyeballs out of your skull with an ice cream scoop when you are asleep and then place them in a gumball machine. If you haven't seen me on the game, that's because I am a very hard to get secret character. Really secret. Shhhhhh.