In the 'What would you like 100 of' question, I answered brains, because why not, I love neuroscience and I thought it would be funny.

Aaaaand then I opened the box that arrived at my door, the letter said '100 brains coming up!'. And I thought, "Wait what, really?" I moved the packaging out of the way and there it was, a 2 lb bag of gummy brains. Obviously I ate one immediately (brains taste like blue raspberry, fyi).

Then I saw a really flat package at the bottom of the box. Super flat, like 'This could be a false bottom of the box' flat. Picked it up, unfolded it, had a heart attack. My santa got me a signed photograph of one of my all time favorite metal bands. The whole band signed it. I'm keeping it in the cardboard as of right now - I'm too afraid to touch it and ruin it! I'm going to find a frame for it and then I'll be able to display it without fear of it getting mutilated by cats or dust or air or amoebas.

Santa thank you so much. Both gifts were far beyond my expectations. They were both wonderfully thoughtful. You are awesome. :D