Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Marriage Is Falling Apart: “She Wants the Fairy Tale and Knows It’s Not Going to Happen With Kanye” (EXCLUSIVE)

In a shocking turn of events, a marriage between two narcissists — based solely on one controlling dressing the other, and a pregnancy less than a year into the relationship — couldn’t handle the pressure of a traumatic near-death experience/robbery and a psychotic episode.

No, we’re not recapping your favorite soap opera. Just your favorite reality show, as In Touch has exclusively learned that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s marriage is falling apart.

“Kanye is back living in his old Hollywood Hills bachelor pad,” a source tells In Touch exclusively.

“This last year has been absolute hell for Kim and made her realize life is too short. She wants the fairy tale and knows it’s not going to happen with Kanye.”

We know what this means; you’ll have to find a new song to be your definition of #RelationshipGoals — and we can only imagine how hard it is to find lyrics as romantic as “Bound 2,” which boasts the passionate line, “I want to f–k you hard on the sink.”

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But with the death of their marriage, Kim could be enjoying a revival of something else — her family’s failing reality show.

With ratings of Keeping Up With the Kardashians constantly floundering, Kris Jenner “is pressuring Kim to discuss her marriage problems on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”

Well, if we have to live with the fact that Kim and Kanye’s marriage is over, at least we’ll be able to honor its memory by watching it fall apart in neatly edited 30 minute episodes — complete with cliff-hangers, dramatized commentary, and — if we’re lucky — Kim’s cry face.

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