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Marcus: Innocuous inquiry. Jason: Introductory response. Declaration of joke's premise. Marcus: Skeptical statement. Jason: Support of premise via examples, usually three. Logically yet idiotic conclusion. Marcus: Dryly delivered punchline. Jason: Unnecessary dialogue. Marcus: We're pretending to be comic strip characters. Peter: You guys are so weird. Jason: Don't speak. Just hold this over your head.