Things I Learned From Pasting My Novel Into an Online Word Count Tool

I used the word gigantically nine times.

I used the phrase she roared seven times.

There are two different minor characters called Bobby.

I used the phrase he bellowed 16 times.

I used the word groin 23 times.

I made up the words Italianistically and groinally.

I used the word bazillion 14 times.

There are two separate mentions of The Mentalist.

I used the word unbatmanlike three times.