It's not too early to spread some Christmas cheer, just ask these 14 people who practically didn't even wait until Thanksgiving was over to flood their feeds with intense holiday spirit. And even if you're not a huge fan of Christmas, here is something other than Christmas carol music (ugh) that'll make this year's holidays a little lighter.

Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some Santa jokes, Christmas jokes, or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG-13.

Santa Jokes for Adults

1) Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A: A rebel without a Claus.

2) Q: Why is Santa so jolly?

A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

3) Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit.

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4) Q: What do you call a broke Santa?

A: Saint Nickel-less

5) Q: Why did Santa send his daughter to college?

A: To keep her off the North Pole.

6) Q: What do you call Santa if he also lives in the South Pole?

A: Bi-Polar.

7) Q: What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?

A: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."

8) The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas.

"Something for my mother, please," she replied.

"Something for your mother? That's very loving and thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. "What would you like me to bring her?"

Emily answered quickly, "A son-in-law."

9) Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish.

10) Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

A: Because it soot's him.

11) Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses.

12) Q: What's the difference between Santa and a knight?

A: One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.

13) Q: What did Santa say to his wife?

A: It's going to reindeer.

14) Q: What goes "oh oh oh"?

A: Santa walking backwards.