Automobile aficionado Edward Smith, pictured above with "girlfriend" Vanilla, has had a...unique appreciation for cars of all shapes and sizes since he was just a teenager. He's one of several hundred "car lovers" across the globe, and even cites his most intense sexual experience as a tryst with the titular helicopter from 1980s action show Airwolf. And now you'll never be able to watch Airwolf the same way, assuming you watched Airwolf to begin with.