Yoinks. A quick note that the Kindle versions of Under the Empyrean Sky and Blightborn are each a mere $2.00 over yonder hills in the moist and jungley forest of Amazon.

It is a series that features a great many fun things, including but not limited to: People turning into plants, hobos, robot bartenders, teens with way too much responsibility, flying horses, horses that don’t fly, corn pirates, conspiracy, class warfare, diversity, drunken mayors, blood-drinking corn named Hiram’s Golden Prolific, talking birds, arranged teenage marriages, sonic weapons, flying rich people, dustbowl poor people, rebellion, anarchy, love rhombuses and more.

(If you dig Star Wars, well, so do I, and I think it shows in these books.)

I do hope that if you haven’t checked ’em out, you might give them a chance now.

*poke poke*

*stares*

*stares harder*

Also at Amazon, if you’d prefer a physical copy of an author’s books (like my own Heartland books above, or even The Kick-Ass Writer), you can get an additional 30% off by using code HOLIDAY30. (Further details here — ends tonight at 11:59PM.)

This is also your reminder that bookstores — like, actual bookstores — contain some of my books and in fact contain a lot of other books by other amazing authors, and you should totally go to them because that’s where the books live. And yay books.

[edit: actually, while few stores carry my Heartland series, one that does is the amazing Let’s Play Books in Emmaus, PA. They in fact have signed copies available, too. Though they are closed on Mondays, you should still check ’em out when you get the chance. And they will ship books, too. Follow them on Twitter @letsplaybooks!]

*disappears in a shudder of corn*