Disney said it planned to release a seventh “Star Wars” feature film in 2015, with new films coming every two or three years.

—New York Times

“Star Wars Episode VII: A Saga Continues” (2015):

Following the successful destruction of the Death Star, Han Solo and Princess Leia wed in a beautiful ceremony on Endor. Chewbacca keeps hanging around with them on Endor but feels a little existentially lost. Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker fights off the few remaining stormtroopers in a climactic battle sequence.

“Star Wars Episode VIII: Return to the Glory Days” (2019):

The Galactic Republic is called back into order as Princess Leia and Han Solo must go through a messy custody battle over their four-year-old daughter, Madison. Meanwhile, Luke rounds up people that he thinks might be stormtroopers—or at least have stormtrooper tendencies. Chewbacca goes back to college.

“Star Wars Episode IX: Attack of the Panic Attacks” (2022):

Over a long week in Taanab, Han Solo attempts to reconnect with a now twelve-year-old Madison. Meanwhile, Luke becomes obsessed with locating “Empire sympathizers” and is sentenced to five years in prison after drunkenly shooting lasers at where the Death Star used to be. Chewbacca graduates from medical school cum laude and begins practicing full time.

“Star Wars Episode X: When Did We Get So Old? Did It Happen All at Once, Like Overnight? Or Have I Just Been Asleep All These Years?”(2026):

Upon his release from prison, Luke makes a firm commitment to therapy, and through hard work, a devoted Jehovah’s Witness community, and a caring therapist, he is able to overcome his past familial trauma. He gets a job shelving at a local library and even starts dating a little. Meanwhile, Han Solo is forced to confront lingering feelings toward Princess Leia after she gets into a car accident. Chewbacca works furiously and saves her legs.

“Star Wars Episode XI: A New Beginning—Every Day Is One, When You Stop Worrying and Appreciate the Little Things” (2029): Over Thanksgiving, Luke sees Leia for the first time since his “laser episode.” Leia smiles politely when the conversation turns to Luke’s newfound belief in Kabbalah mysticism. Meanwhile, Madison introduces her girlfriend, Charlotte, to the family, and a drunken Han makes some inappropriate jokes. Chewbacca gets diagnosed with prostate cancer but thanks to early detection faces a ninety per cent survival likelihood.

“Star Wars Episode XII: Looking Back, I Guess Everything Did Happen For a Reason—Or Really, We Make Our Own Reasons to Describe What Happened—Either Way, I Don’t Have Any Regrets, Do You?” (2033):

Han and Leia decide not to remarry but instead to live in neighboring apartment complexes and watch television together twice a week. Every once in a while, Madison, Charlotte, and their baby son, Josh, stop by for dinner. Meanwhile, Chewbacca survives his surgery but resigns from his medical practice, devoting himself to philanthropy. Luke changes his name to Yusuf after converting for the third time; he claims to finally understand the Force.

“Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope” (2037):

Remake of 1977 classic.