There are two kinds of people in this world; those who watched our mayor drunkenly stumble his way through the past couple of years and thought "this is a massive cry for help", and those who thought "wouldn't it be hilarious if I showed up drunk at Muzik on Friday in a Rob Ford costume?" If you're the latter, I have good news: you are one step closer to fully embodying your party spirit animal. The Toronto Sun reports that an Etobicoke party store has begun offering Rob Ford masks, and they are flying off the shelves.

Amazing Party and Costume put the the latex "Mayor masks" on sale just over a month ago for $29.99, and they've already sold most of their first run of 200 - more are on the way just in time for election day, I mean Halloween. If you never, ever (ever!) get tired of "drunken stupor" jokes, step right this way to buy your own. Or just stare, hypnotized, into its black, soulless eyes.

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