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Some preach Bowieism as their chosen religion and bow down in his mere presence. They pray to the light machine every single evening for a new Bowie album to be released... Some go to every show he performs around the world and hang on every word he utters from that immortal mouth...



Some are simply content to just buy and listen to his music... Some go as far as collecting his Marlboro cigarette dimps from hotel ashtrays, some even scour the gutters in the street...



Some are fans simply because of a pair of ball busting tights he wore in Labyrinth. The mere glimpse of that crotch for more than 2 seconds would convert any young pre-pubescent teenager into one of the 'moist Bowie fan generation'. The number of Labyrinth video tapes worn out from the 'pause, play, slow motion, frame by frame' viewing is now beyond counting. For those in the know, a similar thing kind of happened back in 1972. The 'numbers' costume that he wore, with the numbers '6 and 9' delicately placed across Ziggy's crotch. So where were the Spiders while the fly tried to break our balls? Indeed.



To find out which category you fall into, type in your first and last name, and the David Bowie Fan Type Generator will give you your category.



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