UPDATE: Police department has its volunteers after an overwhelming response.

Want to get drunk and not get in trouble with the cops?

Kutztown’s police department is looking for three volunteers to help train officers in administering sobriety tests.

Qualified people must be available between 2:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. on April 4.

Volunteers must:

Be between ages 25 and 40

Be in good health

Have no history of drug or alcohol abuse.

Clean criminal history

Be willing to get drunk off of hard liquor

Have a designated person available to get you home and take care of you after the training

Sign a liability waiver

Alcohol will be provided. Though you probably won’t be allowed to drink it from a Pringles can.

Those interested can contact Kutztown police at 610–683–3545. The original Facebook post is below.