* We take purses and wallets of foreigner free of charge. (Service offered at the Ho Chi Minh Museum in Hanoi.)

* Porn Hotel. (Hotel in Thailand.)

* Try To Eat Restaurant. (Name of restaurant in Malaysia. I tried. I couldn’t.)

* Charles Dickens French Restaurant. (Restaurant in South Korea. Only thing French about it was the bad service.)

* Fried rape. (Read off a menu in Thailand. You can imagine, I was afraid to order.)

* Temple authorities request people to pray to their ancestors earlier to avoid traffic jams on all souls day. (On a temple wall in Malaysia.)

* Join the Disorganized Workers Meeting TBA (painted on a park wall in India.)

* Our toilet is clean and hygienic! Come in and take a look! (Restaurant sign in Thailand. I took more than a look.)