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DAB offices after 2019 DC elections, Junius Ho is meeting with party members.

00:00 - 00:03 The pan-democrats are launching an attack on all fronts

00:04 - 00:05 They've already taken Wong Tai Shin,

00:05 - 00:07 Tai Po and Sham Shui Po.

00:08 - 00:12 Of course they won in that hipsterland of Sai Kung

00:12 - 00:15 and the depressing public housings of Sha Tin.

00:17 - 00:19 As long as we have the Heung Yee Kuk

00:19 - 00:21 to canvass in the Northern New Territories

00:24 - 00:26 Junius

00:27 - 00:28 Tuen Mun...

00:31 - 00:33 Tuen Mun has fallen to the yellow ribbons,

00:34 - 00:36 you've lost your constitution.

00:53 - 00:58 Holden Chow, James Tien, Andrew Leung, John Lee. Others out.

01:13 - 01:15 We've been annihilited by students

01:15 - 01:17 By fucking amateurs who didn't even bribe their voters

01:18 - 01:23 All those buses I sent to eldery homes, all those wasted Maxim's coupons

01:25 - 01:28 I spent my day pushing wheelchairs

01:29 - 01:31 I even registered my dead parents to vote

01:31 - 01:34 and got stabbed in front of cameras

01:34 - 01:37 How are we going to collude with developers

01:37 - 01:40 if those cockroaches control the councils

01:40 - 01:42 Junius, we can openly send the triads...

01:42 - 01:46 Those idiots managed to lose fucking North Point

01:46 - 01:48 Junius, we can always disqualify some of them

01:48 - 01:52 We even managed to lose against a cat !

01:53 - 01:54 A FUCKING CAT !

01:56 - 01:57 Those cucks at the liaison office

01:57 - 02:00 will laugh their ass off learning that.

02:00 - 02:03 I'm taking mandarin lessons to bootlick them

02:04 - 02:08 not to have them humiliate me in front of hookers in Shenzhen.

02:08 - 02:13 I always end up paying the bill and I can't get a hard-on

02:14 - 02:16 those Fujian girls think I have nothing in my balls

02:17 - 02:21 only Regina Ip gives me a boner now.

02:27 - 02:29 When I was younger we won all the districts,

02:30 - 02:34 I got a massage in each of them in a single night.

02:34 - 02:36 All is lost because of that stupid Carrie Lam,

02:41 - 02:42 her fucking extradition law

02:43 - 02:47 her stubbornness and her imaginary silent majority

02:48 - 02:53 I had the time of my life in Yuen Long just four months ago

02:54 - 02:56 I thought I would be the king of votes.

02:56 - 02:59 Now we're all gonna have to open our asses

03:00 - 03:02 To the almighty dick of Winnie the Pooh

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry Starry Lee, I heard he has a small one

03:14 - 03:16 Our only hope is the Outlying Islands

03:19 - 03:23 As long as we have Lamma Island, we can hold out

03:25 - 03:26 Get rid of foreign interference

03:31 - 03:33 We'll cut the electricity first

03:40 - 03:46 Sink their chaotic junk boats and DB Moms ferries

03:46 - 03:49 We'll just have to get rid of those hippies first