after a long friday night of work, i went to sleep at 6 am in the morning. i got some good sleep and as i went to go to my garage to grab me some delicious orange juice, i saw the mail man pull up and place the mail along with 3 SMALL PACKAGES. three of em. first thing that came to my head was fuck yea, packages.

as i opened the fist of the small packages, sipping on my delicious orange juice, i see these awesome galaga looking ankle socks. SWEET. galaga is awesome. one of the best retro games ever.

i then opened the second small package. BAM all i saw was "press start" and hearts all in an 8-bit style print like zelda. fuck you orange juice, i got me some socks to try on. these sock are the long socks and ive been really digging long socks in these cold hawaii times. yes hawaii gets cold in the 60s at night. yes the 60s is cold when you live in hawaii your whole life and are used to high 80s to mid 90s most year round. 64 degrees makes me wear 2 jackets and jeans and still be freezing.

anyways, back to the important stuff, socks. now being super stoked off just the 2 pairs of socks i just received. what can beat galaga and retro style socks that remind you of zelda? mother fucking my little pony socks. it wasnt just 1 pair but 2 MOTHER FUCKING PAIRS OF MY LITTLE PONY SOCKS. although the first pair wasnt too impressive, just had a rainbow letter B with a silhouette of rainbow dash, the 2nd pair looked a whole lot better. it says "brony" near the top and mid way down its a reverse rainbow with a silhouette of rainbow dash. good lord imma be wearing these to work and stick them in all the peoples face. co-workers and not.

all these socks deserve to be shown off. i may just break all sorts of fashion code and wear them with my slippers (many prolly call em flip-flops and your all wrong. its slippers). well maybe not the long socks. long socks are for shoes only. id just look silly with long socks and slippers but who knows. im not normal at all. mister or miss santa, u deserve yourself a batch of cookies my kinda sir or madam.