It is a known fact that Abraham Lincoln challenged Chuck Norris to a rap battle in the Battle of ERB3.



"Four Score and 65 years in the past

I won the civil war with my Beard

Now I'm here to whoop your @$$!



Ive read up on your facts

you cure cancer with your tears?

Then tell me, Chuck, how come you never sat down

and cried on your career?



You're a washed-up has-been

on TV selling "Total Gyms"

And you're gonna lose this battle

Like you lost "Return of the Dragon"



I'll rip you chest hairs out

put 'em in my mouth

I'll squash you like I squashed the South



I've never told a lie, and I won't start now

You're a horse with a limp, I will PUT YOU DOWN!"



-ERB