In which our heroes find themselves trapped in a dark room and bound to a grotesque, rusted steel death trap. Unable to move and unable to escape. In front of them a screen flickers to life and to their horror; the Saw franchise starts playing. We talk about the rules of horror, scheme our own lethal traps and wonder why so many people are keen to becoming the next Jigsaw Killer. Gabe pitches his ideal Saw 8 with added Cary Ewles but not before Zoe pitches Saw 9, set decades in the future. Meanwhile, Tom has trouble coming up with a original trap that's more Saw and less Snidely Whiplash. So sit back and get ready to play a game. But don't worry, if you don't die in this podcast you'll be brought back for Part VI five years from now. Want to help us escape from one of Jigsaw's taps? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us bribe our way out of the game. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least seven books about setting up your own murderous Rube Goldberg machines.

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