(That was a Roadhog pun)

So, my OG Santa bailed. Wouldn't have been so bad if he had not gone and marked my gift shipped knowing there was nothing coming in the mail for me. Once again, I had been bamboozled by Reddit.

My Christmas spirit was shattered. I drank for 5 days (I booze away my bamboozles). Then I decided I would try for a rematch. I knew that I only had 1 or 2 bamboozles left in me, so this was risky. Thankfully my rematch-er pulled through and delivered some awesome gifts!

Each gift (except for the shirt) came in a gift bag with personalized note:

Gift #1: I hear your cat is adorable. And maybe a hoarder!

A bag of toys for my adorably evil cat.

Gift #2: Something cheesy to assist in swinging for lethal.

A playmat to show off my sick Magic cards skills.

Gift #3: A little something to doodle on a lazy afternoon.

A Die Hard coloring book that was most ranked as New York Time's best selling coloring book in 2016. I bet you didn't even know they ranked coloring books.

Gift #4: I'm gonna wear the fuck outta this shirt and give all my friends "Roadhugs". This is when you make a hook/claw out of your right hand, then you go in for a normal hug, but use the claw hand to grab their balls and pull them towards you.

Thanks again Rematch Santa. I hope you have a bamboozle free year!