A Tennessee lady and her husband took their children and grandchildren to a hibachi restaraunt the other night, when the chef performed his usal routine of “butter fly,” “onion volcano,” and using the little plastic doll that drops his pants and squirts water to steam the vegetables. Apparently the chef playfully squirted some of the water in the direction of the lady, and some of the water hit her on the face. So after eating their meal, the family threw a fit about being sexually assulted, told the restaraunt that they weren’t paying, and called police. Police took the complaint and determined that despite the lady’s claims, the doll did NOT have a weiner. Nobody has been charged. Legal professionals doubt the lawsuit will be successful, but that hasn’t stopped this husband-wife duo from telling their story to every news outlet willing to give them their 2 minutes of fame.

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