James Comey tweeted this on April Fools Day so we’re pretty sure he was just joking.

We hope he was just joking.

And dammit, who keeps taking these pictures of him?! PUT THE TWITTER DOWN, JIM.

I’m in. We need someone in the middle. #2020 pic.twitter.com/IGt69bEQz1 — James Comey (@Comey) April 1, 2019

The middle? On what planet would he be considered the middle politically?

You know what, don’t answer that.

But could you imagine a president who used this website to make dad jokes rather than to hurl insults? Happy #AprilFools. #VoteDem2020 — James Comey (@Comey) April 1, 2019

Shew! April Fools … and the guy who just said he’s in the middle tells everyone to vote for Dems.

What an a-hole.

If this editor rolled her eyes any further back in her head she could see Russia from her house.

Brit Hume took it HOME:

“Look up and down that long lonesome road, hang down your head and cry… “ https://t.co/6W8Ngxdyd8 — Brit Hume (@brithume) April 1, 2019

So good.

Respectfully, the self aggrandizing hubris in this post is colossal. Again, I’d thank Mr. Comey for his service, and encourage him to relax, withdraw, and enjoy his retirement. We’ve had enough of his help. I’m sure Hillary would agree. — Edward P. Murphy, Jr. (@Epmurphyjr) April 1, 2019

HA!

Comey hasn’t exactly been making friends lately, has he?

The middle of the road, where you get hit from both sides. — Dave Bethke (@DaveBethke) April 1, 2019

There is no try, only do or do not … that’s a Yoda thing, right?

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This man has lost his mind ! — Valorie Sauls (@raggady) April 2, 2019

Gotta be April Fool’s but seriously, this dolt is anything BUT a fence-sitter. He’s all in for the side who’s against Trump and his self-aggrandizing is over the top.. — Bill Thomas (@BillThomas1082) April 2, 2019

Looks like he is on the left side of the line. — Doug Rogers (@DER722) April 2, 2019

Maybe Comey & Biden could make a ticket. A ticket to out of touch with reality. — BWG (@Hodagbrad) April 2, 2019

Oof.

This seems a little artsy fartsy, doesn't it? He's smug even in "humor." — Jan Groh (@jtk4) April 1, 2019

When you’re as smug as Comey that’s a lifestyle, it’s not something you can just turn off.

Looks like the road less traveled — Colleen Upton (@cupton62) April 1, 2019

Ain’t that the truth?

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