Good Girl Gina

sucks my banana frequently and with zeal, brings me a frosty pint of mountain dew when i wake up, cleans the dorito powder from my shirts, plays video games with me and lets me win, is atheist, finds the hairs on my neck endearing, doesn't mind if i don't bathe, comments on my ever-so-slightly tipped fedora...

is real

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