A person once said that it was "dope" that I had seizures and that I was "amazing" because some moron told them that seizures could make a person psychic and able to see ghosts...............

And yes, you read it correctly: "feets"

She used the word "like" so many times, I thought I was gonna snap..

A friend from high school once said that he liked that I was "really, really weird" because it made his weirdness seem normal...and that that was the reason he liked to hang around me.

A girl once said that the dress I was wearing was "ugly as hell" and she liked how I was able to pull it off.