We all know that the global economy is in the toilet right now. And I can't think of a clearer illustration of just HOW BAD things have gotten . . . than THIS . . .

Over the past several months, business has been down at a brothel in Berlin, Germany, called the "P***y Club" (--or, if you prefer, the "(Another-word-for-a-cat) Club").

So to attract more customers, the brothel has started offering a flat-rate of $90 during off-peak hours . . . which basically means during the morning and afternoon . . . that includes:

All you can EAT

All you can DRINK

And ALL THE SEX YOU CAN HAVE WITH THE CLUB'S ENTIRE STABLE OF WHORES!!!



And, as if that's not enough, the club has also started to allow men to bring their wives along . . . to partake in the activities. (Spiegel / UPI / 4-Men.org)

In other words, you could take your lady out for dinner and drinks. Or, for roughly the same price, you could take her to the P***y Club . . . where you'll BOTH be serviced by numerous, anonymous whores. Best. Date. Ever!!!)

RANDOM STAT: A study a few years ago found that the average German's unit is 5.7 inches long and 1.5 inches wide . . . while the average condom is 6.7 inches long and 2.2 inches wide. Yep, Germans have small dongs . . . which might help explain two World Wars.)

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