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Hitler at the turn 106 (which Napoleon's France, Israel and Poland declared war on Germany)

00:00 - 00:02 Cologne - 2440 BC

00:02 - 00:04 Where's that explosive sound come from?

00:05 - 00:06 Mein Führer, France declared war with us this morning

00:07 - 00:10 The city wall of Cologne is under heavy fire.

00:10 - 00:14 Napoleon's triemes and infantries already damaged part of our wall.

00:15 - 00:16 What the hell are our armies is doing?

00:16 - 00:18 We don't know, I got Koller from Berlin on the line

00:18 - 00:20 Koller? Give me the phone.

00:21 - 00:25 Koller, Do you know Cologne is under enemy fire?

00:25 - 00:26 No.

00:26 - 00:29 Didn't declaration of war from France reach Berlin?

00:29 - 00:31 No, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:31 - 00:33 They know I took a vacation here.

00:33 - 00:36 They must know I'm in Cologne from Israeli scout.

00:36 - 00:38 I don't think that would be possible.

00:40 - 00:42 Declaration of War from the French just reach us.

00:42 - 00:43 I think it is very likely now.

00:43 - 00:48 Israel and Poland also declared war upon us

00:48 - 00:49 I guess this was to be expected.

00:49 - 00:52 We are lucky David's Mossad didn't got you yet.

00:52 - 00:54 We are at war with three civ at once and you say I'm lucky?

00:54 - 00:56 Do you think it is funny?

00:56 - 01:00 When I return to Berlin, You and Germany's foe will be all dead!!

01:01 - 01:02 This is ridiculous.

01:03 - 01:07 Instead of the damned Byzantines or Romans

01:07 - 01:10 They want me to be first to be wiped out.

01:12 - 01:14 Mein Führer, Cologne's defense wouldn't stand for long,

01:14 - 01:16 What's your order?