“Am I supposed to bow to say hello?”

“I like these watches. Are they hot?”

“Is it the year of the dragon? Rabbit? Who are you going to vote for?”

“So, China can keep ripping us off.”

“Tell me what's not made in China.”

“Can you guys take care of North Korea for us?”

“Do they call Chinese food in China just food?”

“Do you know karate?”

“How do they dance in China?”

“When you go down to Chinatown, seemed like everybody is aware of what's going on. Some people say it's very insulated and they don't interact with American politics, but it looked like everybody knew what was going on.”

“They're such polite people. They won't walk away or tell me to get out of here. They sit there and say nothing.”