Here’s a weird one: not only is Terry Crews in the upcoming Microsoft game Crackdown 3 but now the American-footballer-turned-actor/activist is saying that the game is essentially “a Terry Crews simulator.”

Sadly, though, this doesn’t seem to mean that you get to play through Crews’ life and act out hilarious yogurt-based skits from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Indeed, despite how appealing the idea of becoming Crews may be, this is still a Crackdown game and Crews isn’t playing himself in it. Rather, he’s lending his voice and his likeness to a character named Commander Jaxon. You’ll play as this very well built and superpowered agent, during a worldwide power outage and a battle with terrorist enemies in this action-adventure title.

The resemblance between Crews and Jaxon is striking, though, and that seems to be part of what Crews is getting at with this comment. In an interview with Screen Rant, Crews was asked how he would hype up the game if he could only say one thing about it. This is what he went for: