Warning: You may spend the majority of your day watching these videos.

Coco the golden retriever has his own YouTube channel, and we can not stress enough how amazing it is.

A few key Coco facts: Coco’s official job is “eating, sleeping, playing.” Coco hates the word “wait,” his hobby is “television shopping,” and his favorite person is “The president of Japanet.”

When you’re not watching the USA vs. Germany match today, watch these incredible videos of Coco the golden retriever eating vegetables and playing games.











[via Boing Boing]