Super Bowl LII is here at last, and it’s a rematch of the New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles. The Patriots are the favorites, like usual, with future Hall of Famers Bill Belichick and Tom Brady looking to add to their legacies. The Eagles are the scrappy underdog despite going 15–3 this year, riding a hot backup quarterback in Nick Foles and a great defense and all around roster. It should be a heck of a game.

And the game of the year deserves a comprehensive breakdown. Which coach is better? Which QB is better? What team has the better depth? Which one has better food? Who has better fans, real-life or fictional? Who has the better mascot or the better fight song? Let’s go head-to-head on all things Philly vs. New England and determine a Super Bowl champion …