As the years pass by I find myself becoming increasingly out of touch with technology. Just last night I struggled to grasp the concept of the new Myki system while catching the train into the city. As I stood at the turnstile swiping my card frantically to no avail, like so many senior citizens before me, I knew something had to be done.

I’m not going out like a chump. I need to conquer technology.

I’ve decided to start with Photoshop. Not being a fan of copius amounts of tutorial reading, I’ve given myself a little project – Trumpafying villains.

Why?! Do I really need a reason?

I do? Ok well here’s just one…

I’m pretty much afraid of everything, name an irrational fear and I’ve got it. I’ve spent many a night looking for a cure: hypnotism, interpretive dance, light tranquilisers – nothing has worked…until now. I have discovered no villain (dare I say, no thing) can be scary if Trump hair is placed strategically atop it.

Here’s a taste…