AAA Tipsy Tow 2014

Don't drive drunk on New Year's Eve.

You can call AAA and they will take you and your car home on the wings of a golden chariot, piloted by a helpful guy named "Chuck" in a blue button down shirt.

AAA's Tipsy Tow program is in full swing again this year to ferry home drivers who partied a little too hard at their respective gatherings.

Of course, the company asks that you not depend entirely on the program. Designate a driver for the night or plan to take a cab home.

If you have Uber available in your city (Birmingham doesn't) then you have a third option for safe transportation home, where you can eat a whole bag of potato chips in your bed and pass out with your clothes on. Again.

But at least you'll be safe at home.

In Alabama, the program is available statewide. It's called Tow-For-Life here. They're so committed to keeping the roadways safe, it's even available to non-

Here's a map of the places the AAA program is available this year.

members. You have to be 21 to take advantage of it, however.

There's a list of all of the programs (and their locations) in this press release on their website.

Be careful out there tonight, ladies and gentlemen. And Happy New Year!!