My reaction after watching a jacked, shirtless, dude get fucking destroyed by a white guy in a polo and khakis…

There are few universal rules in life: don’t eat yellow snow, don’t look down the tube of a hose if it stopped working, brush twice a day, look both ways before crossing the street, etc. But the least talked about one is DO NOT fuck with someone unloading a UHaul. I don’t care if it’s for work or if they’re moving, the task they’re partaking in is one of the worst imaginable. They’re so angry they could fight a bull. The only thought in someone unloading a UHaul’s head is “I hate my fucking life. I must kill.” That’s literally it. So don’t fuck with them or you’re gonna get knocked out then left in missionary to be fucked by a van. It’s like the stories you hear when a mom lifts a car to save a baby, men unloading UHauls have so much anger and adrenaline running through their veins that they can destroy absolutely anything. Including ripped, shirtless, and crazy men.

h/t Dan P