jen-iii:

I fu ckin g cant stop imagining Ruby and Sapphire having a motorcycle with a side car omf g Sapphires the one driving and Ruby’s in the sidecar and they have fucking helmets and goggles and they just look like fuckin g dorks

But then they fuck shit up because Sapphire is a hella good driver and the bike is fast as hell and Ruby just slams things ith a baseball bat from the side car