Some sequels are so bad that fans don’t even care to acknowledge them, and the latter two installments in the Return of the Living Dead franchise fit that bill. Shot back-to-back, Necropolis and Rave to the Grave premiered on Syfy in 2005, and the rights to both are being auctioned on eBay.

User “polak3” has begun the auctions at $50,000 each, and dropping that hefty sum of cash will nab you all 35mm laboratory film elements – including pre-print materials. The reason for the sale, the auction listing claims, is that the seller simply doesn’t have the room to store the prints.

Distributed in the United States by Lionsgate, the films can now become your property, giving you the opportunity to do with them whatever you please. Our advice? If you’ve got the cash to spare, snatch these up, destroy them in a raging, celebratory fire, and send us the video footage!

Click the links below to check out the individual auctions.

In Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis, a group of teenagers, in an attempt to rescue their friend from an evil corporation, end up releasing a horde of bloodthirsty zombies.

Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave centers on a college student who creates a drug called “Z” and sells it on campus, inadvertently resurrecting the living dead, who wreak havoc at a Halloween rave.