Bacon-maker Applegate has a very special Christmas gift for you: This half-hour long video that entails nothing but a bunch of bacon sizzling away in a skillet, in a fireplace. Play it on loop at your holiday party and see how much drool gets on your rug!

In case you don't have time to hunker down by the bacon blaze and need some quick pork hypnosis, here it is in GIF form: