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Woman: What are you doing? Man: I'm eating poo. Want some? Woman: No! That's stupid and gross and wrong! Man: It's my religion. I am a pooist. As a politically correct American, it isn't enough of you to tolerate me. You must respect my beliefs. You must accommodate me, and use pooist vocabulary. Man 2: What the he- Woman: Hey! Religion! That's his scrapmament!