Every couple of years my wife’s family has a reunion of sorts-I like them and we all get along for the most part so I have fun at these things. We all get along except for my sister inlaw and her husband. She is a real snooty bitch. Kate is her name and she thinks she knows everything, everything she has is better than anyone else’s. Her k**s are better. Here husband is just like her. I get a headache just thinking about her. And she is ugly too, while my wife is hot. I can’t believe these two are related. Anyway we all got together and decided to go on a float trip, it is a popular thing to do around these parts. You get in a canoe and float down a shallow river and get drunk.

Well so we all get our canoes and get started. Of course Kate and her husband know everything and they start mouthing off and we all end up in a big crash, everyone falling out of canoes and coolers of beer go floating down the river and everyone is scrambling about. Well I avoided the wreck but my wife jumped in to help recover things. Kate jumps in my canoe and yells “let’s go” and starts paddling like hell.

We end up way down river ahead of everybody else. “Kate, why did we do this?” I ask. “We are winning we are so far ahead.” She laughed. “But that is not the point, we are not having any fun.” I stated. “Pull over so I can go pee, I drank too much.” She said. So we did pull over and Kate gets out of the canoe. “Come with me so no one gets me while I pee” She pleads. “Just pee in the water.” I said. “That is gross, just come with me.” She said. I followed her up into a secluded area all the while thinking nobody would get this bitch. Just then she stopped and pulled down her shorts and squated and started peeing. I got a full view of her snatch. “is any one coming?” She asked. “No” I said. Then I decided to whip my cock out and pee right in front of her.

“Wow, nice cock. Kim said you a large cock and that it felt good. It is much larger than my husband Dale’s cock.” Kate said looking at my dong. “It is eight and half inches when it is hard” I replied. “Dale’s is only five inches and he hardly cums. Kim said you were a heavy cummer” Kate said. At this point I started to wonder why my wife Kim would be telling her sister Kate about my cock size and me being a heavy cummer but at the same time it turned me on and my cock went to that semi hard state.

“Oh look at that it is getting bigger. I bet you are a nice ride, I have not had a good fuck in a long time.” kate said still peeing. A grudge fuck is what you will get if you don’t shut up I thought to myself. I finished my wizz and was about to put my cock away when Kate leaned over and took it in her hand. “I want to see it at a full hard on.” Kate said. “lets go back down to the river.” I said taking her hand off my cock. “No come on prude, it will only take a minute, show it off.” Kate pleaded taking my cock again. She played with it for a minute then took it in her mouth, I was shocked. And I was more shocked that she was good at sucking dick. I figured these two assholes would just have straight vanilla boring sex. My cock went to full hard on.