Everyone meet Carl, the guy who reached back and sent a hot one right into the jaw of a bear. Carl does not fear man or beast because, as he puts it, “The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and its mama’s already dead!” You crazy for this one, Carl.


In the video above, Carl tells (and re-enacts) the story of how he damn near punched a bear dead. Why did Carl assault the bear? Because the beast threatened his dog, Lacey, and also because the bear looked at him like, “Go eff yourself!” Nobody looks at Carl like, “Go eff yourself!” and gets away with it. Chumps who try that get their heads corkscrewed.

And just in case you think Carl is bullshitting, his friend saw the whole dang thing, and can corroborate Carl’s story:


What’s that, you’re still skeptical? What what if I told you—

Yeah, that’s what I thought!



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