AN to dinosaur reviewer: ok i believe you :)sorry i was so supicious. i get a lot of mean reviews sometimes.

laura and i sat at the sushi place. it was darkish and there was a waterfall. we plaed with ur chopsticks while the beautiful mandolin played. the waitress came and i was terrified. i felt cold sweats all over my body. i was so scared.

"what would you like to orda" she said in her troll japanese voice

we ordered: chicken katsu, pepper steak, chicken tempura rolls, and the special grub sauce roll

i stared the waitress some more and she looked me directly in the eyes. i was so scared but she just said "k"

"konichiwa!" we squeeled.

the manager came over and i was so scared i started to shake.

"hello" said the manager

"hi..." i said nervously

"i wanted to tell you we have a special" sad the manager. "it is ladys night and you get five rolls free if you order fraps"

we were so excited. we ordered fraps and five rolls (california, boston, philadelphia and avocado)

while we waited we decided to talk about how earth ended.

"i cant believe all the humans are gone" i said.

"fuck humans. i hate people and the system" said laura and i didnt get sad because i knew i was the exception.

"yeah but my parents are dead" i frowned.

"they were gonna die anyway" said laura.

"i guess your right" i said.

she asked me about this planet and i told her about school. "we have to to go class on tuesays, and the teacher is mr. hussy who is the literal worst of al time" i said, looking like i had to barf.

"damn that sucks" said laura

"yeah."

i told her about dave and eridan and gamzee and all the oher trolls. she told me that she was going to punch sollux ith brass knucles and i laughed.

i sighed "i just dont know what to do with the boys. and now gamzee is in jail."

laura sighed and looked like she was hiding a secret.

"what is it?" i asked

"well when i woke up the portal there was a post it attached to me and it was a pamphlet that said 'the universal truths'"

"ok so"

"well it said i should give you page 21" she handed me the page

this is what the page said:

THE UNIVERSE WISHES TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, STACIA WORCHESTER. NEITHER DAVE OR ERIDAN STARTED THE FIRE. ERIDAN STOLE THE FAYGO TO GET RID OF THE FIRE. DAVE STOPPED HIM AND THEY FOUGHT. DAVE IS LYING TO YOU.

i couldnt believe it. this was the complete truth. i started to cry beacause i was so relieved to finally know what he truth was.

"ok so tell me about yur old planet" i sad and wiped my tears.

she told me it had water and plants but no people.

just then the waiter came over and rea the piece of paper that had my name on it

"THIS IS TACIA WORCHESTER" said the waitress loudly, pointing at me.

she poured green tea from another table on me "GET OUT"

laura and i fled, sad we got no food.