Eventually, he gives me a breakdown of his finances.

Kurt’s main source of income comes from working 6 nights a week as a supervisor at a security firm. His parents, who are in their early sixties, chip in with their hawker salaries.

From his $3000 salary, $300 goes to storage space rental, which he uses to store all the wrestling memorabilia he has accumulated over the years. The spaces add up to around 100 sqft, about half a room in a typical HDB flat.

He spends a further $300 each month on 4D and Toto. The rest of it goes to expenses and some pocket money for his parents. He only started saving when he found out his wife was pregnant.

At the moment, he lives in a 3-room flat in Yishun with his wife and parents. His wife, Kim Ngan, is a mail-to-order bride from Vietnam. In 2013, Kurt spent $10,000 on a wedding package deal, which was still incumbent on her father’s acceptance of the guy’s proposal and dowry.

Unsurprisingly, Kurt went through a total of 10 girls whose fathers refused to marry them off to him because of his C-cup breasts. Kim Ngan was lucky number eleven. She works 6 days a week, although the bulk of her salary is sent back home to her family.

Kurt wasn’t always working the night shift as a security guard though. In 2010, he embraced his entrepreneurial side and founded “4Evr Escort Massage Agency”, which raked in $3000 to $4000 per month.

That too, did not last long, as competitors started to undercut him. This, alongside the loss of all his savings from gambling in MBS, led to a bizarre change of behaviour that he previously attributed to stress.

Now, he sings a different tune.

“After I lost all my savings I got possessed by a shemale spirit,” he tells me with a straight face.

Initially, I thought he was pulling my leg. But I realised that he was either a very good actor, or he was being dead serious.

In fact, he attributes this spirit as the reason why he started behaving effeminately, and blames this unearthly banshee for influencing his decision to get the breast implants.

When I call him out for saying in a previous interview that he wanted breasts because whenever he saw women on the train, he would “feel very miserable that I didn’t have breasts like them,” he quickly tells me that it wasn’t him speaking, but the shemale spirit.

“Last time I also never want breast, but suddenly after I tio possessed, bo tai bo ji suddenly want breast and keep wearing low-cut tank tops,” he tells me.