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I learned two things this morning. One is that naked rugby exists outside of my fantasies. The other is that apparently it's popular enough in New Zealand that they have a "premiere" team.

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New Zealand's premiere naked rugby team, the Nude Blacks (that's real), took on England's naked rugby team this weekend. Who won? All of us. We all won.

For the curious, you can watch an uncensored video here, and you can look at plenty more photographs here.

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