(My band director made a recording of us playing our songs so we can hear how they sound. He started the recording early, so the first part of it consists of beginning-of-class chatter, and the director yelling at a student who is always twirling a drumstick.)

Band Director’s Recorded Voice: “Put that down!” *pauses* “[Student]! Put that down! That is a distracting nuisance!”

Student: *drops the drumstick, which he has been twirling again*

Band Director: *in person* “Student, I should play this for your mother!”