So you see, the pres’dent is a perfect role model for children because he’s teaching us bettr ways to spel words AND, along with the first lady, showing us that bullying is totally unacceptable, unless it’s directed at a sitting U.S. senator who criticizes him or a Gold Star family member who criticizes him or a pope who criticizes him or a woman who criticizes him or a journalist who writes something he doesn’t like or a business leader who criticizes him or a former president who criticizes him or a black person who criticizes him or a world leader who criticizes him or a U.S. general who criticizes him or a celebrity who criticizes him or the mayor of a hurricane-ravaged city who criticizes him or a late-night television show host who criticizes him or a former secretary of defense who criticizes him or anyone who criticizes him.