You know what these are, the videos of people running, fighting, and rioting on Black Friday, all trying to score a deal on some crappy piece of merchandise. Please don’t be like these people, just buy your stuff online.

“Door Busters” at Circuit City:



Best Buy seems a bit more tame:



another Best Buy Video:



Walmart Stampede:



Fighting over Computers:



Looks like some fun shopping:



Cat Fight at Kohls



More Walmart:



even more Walmart:



and finally a nice little compilation:



Seriously, go back to sleep, wake up around noon, and buy your stuff online.