So imagine my surprise to open my long awaited Secret Santa gift, to find a hideously empty eyed mask of myself. Along with of course a very lovely letter detailing the adventures of an Australian transplant to Germany stuck trying to get the death-masks printed and stuck at the mercy of an unforgiving restroom dispensary.

In my short bio I asked for something to put on my desk that I can point to and say, "This came from the Internet." I was not disappointed! I received a morbidly helpful penholder and two stamps (Like and Dislike) that are sure to be gracing my paperwork shortly!

Thank you very much, I sincerely appreciate your efforts.