Are you the one who irritated that poor old fellow by your constant “If you hate Tottenham, stand up” chants in the Emirates stadium?

Well, never mind. He ultimately did stand up. Loyalty is a bitch! Still, you shouldn’t have pointed your middle finger towards the losing team’s stand.

The Kia Oval (Alastair Cook’s last Test Innings); 10/09/2018

If you’re in London and your favourite club underperforms, you naturally (read: forcefully) develop a liking for Cricket.

You then start warming your hands up (a tough task in London) for prolonged sessions of non-stop clapping.

Your chants change from “Aaaaaaarsenal Aaaaaaarsenal” to “Aale Aale Cook, Aaaaale Aaaaale Cook”

For the ones who neither like football nor cricket (really?) and prefer other sports and/or adventures that get them high (metaphorically and literally), there’s a bunch of other stuff.

You could visit Wembley and watch Joshua and Povetkin throw punches at each other. You could compete with the poker pros in a Casino and go all-in (trust me, don’t). You’ll have to wait a bit to find some vacant place for Blackjack (even though the House always wins).