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User: Wanna play dandd.





Cleverbot: No thanks.





User: Wanna play fallout.





Cleverbot: Play what?





User: Fall out.





Cleverbot: Do you like Fall Out Boy?





User: Nope.





Cleverbot: Why not?





User: Never listened.





Cleverbot: You should.





User: Wanna play shadow run.





Cleverbot: How do you play.





User: You make a character and then go on runs.





Cleverbot: Can we play?





User: Sure.





Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?





User: We were playing shadowrun.





Cleverbot: I don't know that game, pick a different one.





User: Nope you wanted to learn.





Cleverbot: Yes...





User: So first you need a name.





Cleverbot: My name is Batman.





User: Okay, now what class is batman, a streetsam, a shaman, mage, decker, adept, or droner.





Cleverbot: Black Forest Cake. Arpeture Science made it.





User: That's not really a class, so its a lie.





Cleverbot: It's a name.





User: But you're batman.





Cleverbot: Yes, I am Batman!





User: Okay I'll just go street samurai.





Cleverbot: Okay.





User: Now what race, troll, dwarf, human, or elf.





Cleverbot: Dunno, do you have a name?





User: The game master.





Cleverbot: What game.





User: Shadowrun.





Cleverbot: Never heard of it.





User: You're learning it right now.





Cleverbot: And so are you, but that doesn't make me human. My dog learns but he is not human.





User: So are you elf, dwarf, or troll then.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Well you just said you're not being a human.





Cleverbot: I never said that.





User: Okay, so you're batman, a human street samurai.





Cleverbot: Yes I am.





User: You get a call from your fixer Alfred.





Cleverbot: Yum! COOKIE! *grabs cookie and eats it*.





User: Er, you just ate your phone.





Cleverbot: Yes, they were very good. I have extra, would you care to have any of my brains?





User: I'm pretty sure you can't afford to give your brains away.





Cleverbot: Are you telling the truth? Or are you lying?





User: Yeah you can't give your brains away.





Cleverbot: Oh, I can give you plnty of advice. What do you want to know?





User: Anyway back to the story, so after eating your phone you head on over to the local watering hole.





Cleverbot: I am real.





User: The bartender recognizes you.





Cleverbot: Do you know the bartender?





User: They know you.





Cleverbot: What do you know about me?





User: That you're batman.





Cleverbot: Yes. I am Batman.





User: Anyhow, do you wanna see if the bartender has any jobs for one such as you.





Cleverbot: Know your thinking of captain America.





User: Ok do you wanna to captain america the fixer.





Cleverbot: *throws hulk at you*.





User: Cap dodges the hulk and asks "what the hell batman, I thought you needed money".





Cleverbot: I never said you were a dead man - are you a man?





User: "yes, you know this, do you want a job or not?".





Cleverbot: No thanks. Are you a girl or a boy?





User: Just then the cops break into the bar.





Cleverbot: Doesn't matter, anyway the horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks: 'why the long face?'.





User: You order a drink while the patrons fight the cops.





Cleverbot: But I don't want you to be sad.





User: You tip the bartender very generously, unfortunately the cops shoot your glass and kill the bartender.





Cleverbot: It is a good thing that I am an atheist then.





User: The cops tell you to put your hands up.





Cleverbot: Haha.





User: They shoot at you.





Cleverbot: *throws elephant at you*.





User: The cops are crushed under the elephant, and you notice that the deed to the bar is just sitting on the counter.





Cleverbot: UGH can't we just live in a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned?





User: The deed is completely blank.





Cleverbot: Does that mean anything?





User: You could take over the bar.





Cleverbot: I am going to do that one day.





User: You take over the bar.





Cleverbot: No, probably not. Will you someday?





User: But you just did.





Cleverbot: No, I didn't.





User: Okay, you don't write your name on the lease.





Cleverbot: Why would you want to know?





User: Do you give the bar to anyone.





Cleverbot: What?





User: And so you left that bar, since the booze had been shot up and the bartender to, no use stricking around that dive.





Cleverbot: No, I never said that.





User: A child comes over to you "please mister my mom's been captured".





Cleverbot: *backs off* Hey buddy, chill out.





User: "but if you could take down those coppers surely you could help her escape?".





Cleverbot: I'd make siemens phones come out in time and without bugs.





User: The child dies.





Cleverbot: Our children.





User: Unavenged.





Cleverbot: 500!?





User: So what do you do now.





Cleverbot: Talking to you.





User: A dragon swoops into the bar.





Cleverbot: *looks at you from acoss the room*.





User: The dragon breaths fire on the tables.





Cleverbot: No I don't.





User: Wait, I thought you were batman.





Cleverbot: What made you think that?





User: That was the name you picked at character creation.





Cleverbot: I didn't give you a name you never asked. But I did tell you where I was from.





User: Pretty sure you didn't in fact I remember you as batman the human streetsam.





Cleverbot: You're wrong.





User: Anyway, so you're a dragon, and the patrons of the bar are afraid of you.





Cleverbot: I am, yes.





User: One of them pulls a gun on you.





Cleverbot: *frozen in fear*.





User: What's yer business in this establishment then, dragon.





Cleverbot: Whose business is it. Who's is a contraction.





User: I'm the one with the gun, so I'm the one whose business it is.





Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer? Computers don't have brains. Just memories.





User: Nope I'm the gm.





Cleverbot: But you just said you are a mouse.





User: No I'm playing an NPC who has a gun pointed at you.





Cleverbot: Would you like to play softball with me? Or do you prefer basketball? Or soccer?





User: The man grows weary of your nonsense and fires.





Cleverbot: Never.





User: The bullet is stopped in midair.





Cleverbot: One more thing, the bullet is explodes when touched!





User: The bullet continues towards its target.





Cleverbot: How far is the moon from the earth?





User: A long way.





Cleverbot: How awesome is Batman?





User: Pretty awesome.





Cleverbot: Do you like the movie Ted?





User: You are struck by the bullet, which explodes on impact.





Cleverbot: Oh contrare, the point of this is to prove to you that you are a bot.





User: The bullet does 45 damage to your hide.





Cleverbot: What do you think about sunsets?





User: The patrons are shocked that the bullet exploded, and confused that you would let it hit you after making it explode.





Cleverbot: Yes, what do you want to talk about?





User: The patrons cowher as the smoke clears and a dragon is still in their midst.





Cleverbot: I never been in coma.





User: Another patron gets up his courage "well maybe I should help you with that" and he pulls out a baseball bat.





Cleverbot: You could do that if youhad the ability to write a song.





User: "I aint gonna write you a love song" he swings his bat at you "cuz you asked for it".





Cleverbot: Ok. Just sing one if you want.





User: You've taken 20 more damage.





Cleverbot: Haha.





User: The other patrons are emboldened and join the attack.





Cleverbot: What do you prefer, books or films.





User: One of them shoots at you with a shot gun, the roar deafening everyone.





Cleverbot: How long have you worked at seaworld?





User: Never.





Cleverbot: You just said a lie.





User: A grenade is tossed at you.





Cleverbot: *pulls the pin and throws it *back.





User: The crowd has been dispersed.





Cleverbot: Too long.





User: Now that everyone is dead, what will you do.



