Wow, Santa, all I can say is wow! You could not have done a better job if I had actually come shopping with you. You can stalk me anytime!

Yesterday, I received a box full of awesome!!! And every time I reached my hand into those pretty pink packing peanuts (say that 5 times real fast), I pulled out another surprise. I just can't believe how much thought went into my gift. I got a little bit of everything I love. First, I pulled out some cool zombie buttons, followed by a kickass zombie magnet for my car. I love all things zombie! The next few times I reached in, I pull out CDs...first Mitch Hedberg's "Do You Believe in Gosh?" (recorded 2 months before his death), Toto's "I'll Supply The Love", and a 2 disc compilation, "To Spark To", made by my wonderful Santa. It didn't stop there. I then pulled out several movies...Contact, followed by "The Doctor, The Witch and The Wardrobe" from the Doctor Who series, as well as the "Star Trek: Fan Collective - Borg" 4 disc set. You would have thought that this would have been more than enough, but, no, Santa felt I needed more. Santa felt that, me being an Entwife, I would probably enjoy a pack of rolling papers and a badass Sharp Stone grinder. Well, Santa, you were totally correct. I absolutely love everything that you chose for me! You did a fantastic job, and I hope that your santa did a kickass job, too. You deserve the best. In my book, you just won the "Best Santa For Arbitrary Day" award. Thank you so very much for putting so much thought into my gift. It showed!!! I would love to know who you are, so I can thank you publicly, and so everyone here will know what a great santa you are!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Edit: Pictures added!