Please limit yourself to saying "I'll be back" only when quick-loading.

Tonight we dine in Oblivion!

Er...I don't know any Taylor Swift lyrics.

Now when you step forward and say "No, I'm Sparticus!" you'll look the part.

Now to download the killable children mod and find Joffrey.

When you first arrive in Skyrim , it's easy to spend hours just tweaking your cheek bones and coordinating the forehead color and eyebrow size of a dragon demolisher – especially when you're trying to recreate your favorite hero from another reality. So why not let someone else create your character for you? Download one of these saved games for a ready-made recognizable adventurer.The Nordic accent shares more than a few pronunciations with real-world Austrian, so when I first played Skryim I envisioned the Governator's face under every Whiterun guard helmet as they mocked me about my stolen baked goods. It's not funny sir, I loved that damn sweet roll! Now, thanks to this saved game , you can add harvesting flowers and horrendously wicked morning breath to Ah-nold's list of accomplishments alongside bodybuilding, "acting," and governing.Madness? This…is...SKYRIM! Nobody can kick a man down a bottomless pit with half the pizzazz of King Leonidas from the visceraly violent flick 300. Pretend wolves and ice wraiths are hoards of Persian soldiers flowing through Thermopylae, and all that stands between them and your wife and children is this crafted hero based upon Gerald Bulter's character.Outside of my favorite female bard in Riften, the entertainment ranks of Skyrim are an uninspired lot, prone to awkward pauses between regurgitated lyrics. Why not take matters into your hands? Slip into the skin of country-pop superstar Taylor Swift and rock the roof off the Bards' College. The tavern denizens will all thank you; this Black-Briar reserve is on the house.The Roman Republic's most feared rebel is reborn into the frosty world of Skyrim. He won't be a happy camper about all the slavery of the Empire, and he's a perfect character for joining up with the Stormcloaks. A rendering of the late Andy Whitfield of Spartacus: Blood and Sand is at your disposal with this saved game - welcome him to the ultimate battle arena.Imagine it: instead of losing The Game of Thrones to Ser Ilyn Payne, Ned Stark is saved at the last second by a huge dragon! Where does Lord Stark's story go from here? Perhaps he picks up a sword to reclaim his rightful seat as Lord of Winterfell, or wait… was that Jarl of Winterhold? Can he claim his 100 skill level on the one-handed longsword? One thing is for certain: he'll always try to do the right thing, no matter the cost. Load up this save file and give Ned the future he deserved!Alright, now someone make me a good Daniel Craig . Make sure I look good frolicking in the ocean shirtless. Oh, and a PP7 mod, please.