Knock Knock

Who's there?

Altoona

Altoona who?

Altoona cah, but not a pianuh!

It was funnier in my head. Also, oh dear God, the caramel corn...I don't even LIKE most sweet things, but this is just so god damned delicious I can't stop stuffing it in my shame-filled pie hole.. I've only been in the mid-west for about two years now, so I'm still kind of learning about the region. My secret santa rocked, sending me a box full of goodies and a key ingredient to one of my biggest food weaknesses (pasta)! It's a bit hard to see in the back there, but it had to support the weight of the mallow bars AND peanut butter cups.

I have never had a mallow bar, although I have heard tell of these wonderous legends whilst living on the left coast...this intrigues me...Also coffee (a staple of life, if you ask me), peanuts (noms), and an awesome little post card telling me about the history of Altoona (Al the Tuna?)!

Oh God...oh God, the caramel corn...I'm so fat...I can't stop eating it...I'm not even ashamed.