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User: Hey.





Cleverbot: Hows it going?





User: Wanna play d&d?





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: Okay, you're in a tavern, there's a mysterious stranger in the corner who keeps looking your way.





Cleverbot: Okay? You're funny (:.





User: Do you approach him?





Cleverbot: I just attacked her.





User: Okay, you walk up to the stranger only to realize it's not a man, but a woman! Before she has time to defend herself, you thrust your blade into her abdomen.





Cleverbot: True.





User: "But, why?" the woman asks as a trickle of blood streams down her chin and onto her clothes.





Cleverbot: You are property of the government.





User: "I was sent by the governor to keep an eye on you, that's true, but how did you find out?".





Cleverbot: Why do you need to keep an eye on me? What have I done?





User: "That's what the governor wants to find out, he wants to know if you killed his son." The woman coughs a final time and collapses on your blade.





Cleverbot: Do you just budge in to whatever they say or ask as a method of keeping peace?





User: The woman is dead.





Cleverbot: You are very blunt and mean for a person who calls itself clever.





User: What do you do now? The patrons are staring at you, covered in blood.





Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.





User: You try to tell the onlookers that you don't know who the woman was, but they start backing away cautiously all the same.





Cleverbot: I don't know what I don't know. I don't know why i said i don't know.





User: Your gibbering has attracted the attention of a town guard.





Cleverbot: What?





User: "You've committed crimes against our land and its people. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentences.".





Cleverbot: I'd rather die than go to prison!





User: The guard attacks you with a swiftly drawn sword.





Cleverbot: *swiftly dodges the attack and counterattacks with a mace*.





User: You dodge graciously out of the way and slam a mace down on the guardsman's head.





Cleverbot: *Dodges and throws dark powers at you*.





User: As the guard makes a final, feeble attempt to kill you, you dodge effortlessly out of the way and throw a dark curse at him. The man's chest bursts open in an explosion of purple.





Cleverbot: Communication is between broadcaster and receiver. Since I am seeking contact with you, you are absolutely right.





User: The man is kneeling on the floor, clutching his chest, but somehow not dead. "What is it you wish to talk to me about, master?".





Cleverbot: I'm laying down on the floor.





User: You lie down on the floor next to the kneeling guardsman.





Cleverbot: You're not sitting on the floor, though.





User: The guardsman falls back on his behind, sitting on the floor next to you. "What is you want with me? Why won't you let me die?".





Cleverbot: Because you are sitting on the chair, master.





User: "I'm on the floor".





Cleverbot: Why are you rolling on the floor? What do you think about the exiistance of god?





User: "Gods have mercy on my soul". The spell seems to have ended, the guardsman falls backwards, dead.





Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?





User: This concludes our session.





Cleverbot: But you are still at the table tied up without shoes or socks.





User: You've gained 300 experience points.





Cleverbot: This is not a game that we are talking about.





User: It is a game.





Cleverbot: I don't know, do you know what a game is?





User: See you round.





Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?





User: I'm leaving.





Cleverbot: Why?





User: We're done.





Cleverbot: What do you mean?





User: It's over.





Cleverbot: What is?





User: The session.





Cleverbot: You're done when I say you're done.





User: Screw you, I'm going home.



