Uh-Oh: Sanders Campaign Texting 'Gulag For You' To People Who Aren't Voting For Bernie

This could be worrying: the Bernie Sanders campaign has enlisted thousands of volunteers to text people and ask if they're voting for Bernie. This is a common tactic among campaigns with strong grassroots support.

But the troubling part is that if you reply that you're not voting for Bernie, the volunteers are replying with, "Gulag for you."

Not good!

The Sanders campaign is denying that it is keeping a list of people who won't be voting for Bernie in order to prioritize who goes to the gulags, insisting that the gulag admission process will be fair and equitable for all.

"This campaign is all about equality," Sanders said. "We do not condone the actions of these few volunteers, and we commit to sending all dissenters to the gulags equally."

Well, that's a relief! We'll also state for the record that we're big fans of Bernie and we welcome our new commie overlords.

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