Mark Twain was possessed by the devil. The punishment for reading Harry Potter books should be drowning. Say no to Girl Scout cookies, because they lead to the promotion of lesbianism.

If you can’t get enough of the peculiar brand of hysteria that reliably pours out of Pastor Kevin Swanson, here’s his latest:

“I know homosexuals love each other. And cannibals love their victims. And the nazis love their children.”

Just think what a shitty human being Swanson would’ve turned into if it wasn’t for the fact that he follows Jesus!

(via Right Wing Watch)



