We are here tonight not only to look at new iPhone cases…

That is an actual quote from the clip below, kicking off a in-store vow exchange at what appears to be a wedding at the Fifth Avenue Apple store in New York City. (An employee tweeted about the wedding as it was going down.) The choppy video, heavy with background noise, shows a young couple vowing to love, honor, cherish and recharge each other nightly for all eternity. The officiant, clad in a Steve Jobs-like black turtleneck, quotes Jobs during the ceremony:

So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down…

While you or I might think a wedding like this will look dated in a few years, the happy couple, Josh and Ting Li, allegedly met at an Apple Store, so there’s that. And the location holds a bit more significance to Josh, who confirmed the event to Entertainment Weekly.

“We got to know each other because Ting was looking to buy an iPod…and I managed to strike up a conversation that way.” Romance blossomed for the two iLovebirds. “I used to joke that the Apple Store is my church because I am not religious, and I loved everything Apple,” Josh adds. “Ting then came up with the idea of having the wedding there.” They haven’t decided yet where to have a reception, but I hear Cupertino is lovely this time of year.”

The ring bearer was reportedly a first-generation iPod.