ayy guyz, if this seem irritatingly familiar, sorry. an noob. anywayy this is a pile of garbage i pulled out of my ass one day and then made more of, so yey. Ingredients: 50% idiocy, 49% dank, 1% memes. and no im not gonna remove the swearing, so shhhhhh presses chicken sandwich to lips. so here we gooo!

''NUUUUUUU''

''OMFG THE KITS ARE COMING! PUSH HARD, BUT NOT TOO HARD''

''U WHAT M8?!''

suddenly a little slimey package thing flew out of fartflowers v****a, going straight out the nursery.

''OMFG GAYSTIRP GOT HIT IN THE HEAD'' came a voice from outside

''IS HE OKAY''

''HE'S DEAD''

''FUCK''

''IS MAI LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY ALIVE?!/1/1/!?/'' meowed fartflower nerviously.

''YES''

senpaiface brought the mewling, slimey peice of shit back into the nursery.

''YEY HE'S SO LIT IMA CALL HIM LITKIT''

''THERE'S ANOTHER 1 COMIN!''

in desperation to get the painfull kitting over with, fartflower pushed as hard as she could. the natural concesquence was the little kit flew out of the nursery, just like litkit. but this time as there wus no dunderheaded tool to block her/his flight, the little kit flew straight into orbit.

''LAST ONE AND FOR FUCKS SAKE DONT MAKE IT FLY OUT OF YOU BY PUSHING TOO HARD AND GO INTO SPACE.''

''OKAY''

she pushed delicatly, the bundle of fur almost out.

''YO WHASSUP HOWS MY BAE DOIN?'' yowled dabfur as he butted in.

fartflower jumped, and accidently sucked the kit back in.

''WTF JUST HAPPENED'' yowled senpaiface. ''WHATEVER IDC JUST PUSH FFS''

''WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?'' he yowled again

''YOU FUCKING DID IT AGAIN OMFG''

''WHAT IS HAPPENING'' he yowled.

''ARRRRGH''

finally, after four days, fartflower finally managed to get little dankkit out.

later dat day...

''so hows bean a mum worked out for you?'' meowed pokemongodawn

''rough start. dankkit thought my butt was a teat.''

''shit''

''she nearly died''

''i can imagine''

''She would've been fine, but i farted.''

''HOW IS SHE ALIVE''

''no one knows. senpaiface says it's because she was blown clear before the fumes could do too much damage.''

''at this point im beginning to wonder whether life has been on loan to an 8 year old recently.''

''mm hmm.''

suddenly keemstar, the leader of gnomechildclan, said

''let all cats old enough to dab come to the really high thing for a clan meeting.''

''todai ima make a new apprentices. dankkit, come here rn.''

dankkit walked over.

''but i was born like today''

''shut up. from dis day forwid, you shall be known as dankpaw. your mentor will be turdface.''

turdface waddled over. no one knew why turdface was a warrior in the clan, what with him being a penguin and all, but he was very wise and beaky, and was quite good at fishing.

dankkit touched his beak with her nose, and then litkit was given 420weed as a mentor.

a bit later...

''wut r we gonna be doing today 420weed?''

''were gonna be lernin how to hunt.''

'okau''

''okay weer gonna have to start super easy and slowly so what i want yu dto do is know how to hunt.''

''I DID IT.''

''good boi.''

meanwhile, where dankpaw and turdface were training, things were different.

''yo turdface what do yu want me to do like''

''*penguin noises*''

''you what m8''

''*angry penguin noises*''

''OMFG WHY DO I HAVE A PENGUIN FOR A MENTOR''

''*FURIOUS PENGUIN NOISES*''

''IM LEAVING.''

back at the camp...

''KEEMSTAR I WANT A NEW MENTOR RN''

''y''

''coz he's a penguin''

''lol and?''

the end (for now)

if you guys be wantin more, i have a written sequel-ular substance already on the laptop. all flames will be used to cook your family.