Background Pony #5063

Chocolate milk is cheap to buy, coffee is not. A bag of coffee beans costs 6 to 8 bucks each whereas chocolate milk only costs 2 bucks a gallon.Coffee is three times the cost of chocolate milk so they're more sacred than chocolate milk could ever be. Besides you shouldn't be drinking chocolate milk since it has waaay more sugar in it than plain milk does.Plain milk has 2.5 grams of sugar in it. Chocolate milk has 25 grams of sugar in it. 25! And yes, I looked it up on the internet.Drink the plain milk and save yourselves the trouble of getting tooth decay.