Guest post by Joe Hoft

An Internet site that performs statement analysis reviewed Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti’s statement after being arrested for felony domestic assault. The analysis shows that Avenatti’s “Guilt is Acute”.

An Internet site analyzed Michael Avenatti’s statement after being arrested for domestic assault last week.

The statement is as follows:

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First of all, I want to thank the hard working men and women of the LAPD for their professionalism and their work today. They had no option given the allegations.

Secondly, I have Never struck a women, never will strike I woman. I have been an advocate for women’s rights my entire career and I will continue to be an advocate. I am not going to be intimidated stopping what I am doing. I am a father to two beautiful smart daughters. I would never disrespect them by touching a woman inappropriately or striking a woman,. I am looking forward to a full investigation at which point I am confident that I will be fully exonerated.”

According to the site, Avenatti’s statement provides a mountain of information regarding his defense of his actions for which he was arrested for. When he says that he wants to thank the law enforcement:

This is an indication of manipulation as well as a sensitivity indicator for possible guilt.

When he says that he has never struck a woman and never will: