Instead she surprised me with this: "Is it impolite for me to ask the guy who sits in front of me in one of those huge lecture courses to turn off his porn while the teacher's speaking? It's, like, really distracting." The tone she used was one she'd employ to inquire which fork to begin with at a formal dinner or whether she should fold her napkin between courses. This student watches entire dirty movies on his laptop — during a 9 a.m. class — and "not just clips." She doesn't want to move because she's left-handed and snagged one of the few seats designed for lefties.