If Jack Frost had a man cave, it’d probably look like this.

Reddit user dickpoop88 (possibly a pseudonym for John Lindsay, creator of E-mails from an Asshole) describes himself as an “igloo interior decorator.”

Perhaps inspired by the New York snow shelter briefly listed on Airbnb, dickpoop88 decided to build his own “luxury igloo” on his back deck. But instead of renting it out for $200 a night, the Pennsylvania resident kept it all for himself, turning the glacial grotto into a surprisingly classy outdoor den—reserved for drinking craft beer and watching pirated movies.

To maintain privacy and an air of exclusivity, dickpoop88 fixed a makeshift sliding door to the igloo’s entrance:

But taking a few steps into the darkened entryway reveals a cozy interior with cedar floors:

Complete with mood lighting and a little whittled Saskatchewan squirrel:

And, of course, the most important ingredient of all: ice-cold beer.

Most redditors were impressed by dickpoop88’s ingenuity:

He earned particularly high marks for his alcohol selection:

But the commenters did have their criticisms.

First, they challenged dickpoop88 on the architectural safety of his igloo:

Then, they cross-examined him on his use of real candles:

They also voiced concern regarding the cave’s thermoregulation:

Some keen observers called dickpoop88 out for watching a movie that’s still in theaters on his laptop:

While other astute redditors pointed out that dickpoop88’s igloo doesn’t technically qualify as an “igloo”:

But when one redditor demanded to see the blueprint for the igloo/quinzee/unnamed snow structure, dickpoop88 proved his mastery of architecture—and his ambitions for expansion:

Someday soon, dickpoop88’s icy man cave may turn into a man mansion—but only if he can finish building those extra rooms before the snow melts.