I'm sorry to be out-gifted, but, I just gotta say this was the BEST SS GIFT OF '14 OF ALL TIME!

Anxiously like many giftees did I wait when I received n contact from my SS right up until the day they confirmed shipment.

With tracking number received I then embarked upon the "check every 3 minutes" journey for two days hoping that the FedEx trucking accidents hadn't affected my delivery and that said delivery wouldn't be stolen (it's that kind of fail-bor-hood) when Mr FedEx dropped it off.

Gah! Squee! Hark! A parecel! Filled with joy and excitement and GREEN. AND IT SMELLS LIKE THE FOREST. I GOT GIFTED A FORREST?!

/u/Tara_McCloseoff stalked well and researched me and my eccentricity that had me in tears and happy and touched and loving and nearing diabeetus omnomnom. Seriously, most amazing santa ever.