Urinal

Hidden in the men’s bathroom stall at the Rave Cinema was Lisa, an 8-year-old girl. She kept her feet propped on the toilet and sat on her knees with her hands over her mouth, holding her laughter in as she watched men come and go through the crack between the door and wall. No one noticed the little girl tucked away in the stall, discovering the male ritual for the first time. Fatherless, she was delighted to learn men could stand and piss. She liked how some examples of the male species held their hand against the wall and shoved their pelvis into the urinal. Then there were the ones who put their hand on their back. She felt a tingle rush through her when the little boy pulled his pants down to his ankles, exposing his pale butt cheeks, and leaned in and pissed without having to hold his penis. She especially liked the animalistic grunts.

It wasn’t until Mark, a 40-year-old who had a little too much to drink during the film, came bursting in, that Lisa became worried about her mom looking for her. Fidgeting with a loose shoe lace, she giggled as Mark let out a fart with both his hands wrapped around his penis.

Mark looked behind him as if he had heard a ghost. Confused, he finished his piss, zipped himself up, and walked up to the stall door. He knocked and heard another giggle. He peeked underneath the door but didn’t see a pair of feet. He then peered through the crack and saw a startled Lisa, who shrieked as their eyes met.

“What the hell,” Mark said.

Just then, a woman yelled into the bathroom. “Lisa, are you in there?”

Lisa burst through the door, rushing past Mark and out of the men’s room. Mark stood there in disbelief, not quit sure he had seen a little girl.

Back in her mom’s hands, Lisa was chastised for running away from her after the movie was over. How could she be so thoughtless? Lisa kept smirking, which further angered her mom as the pair walked out of the theater. Just 8-years-old, Lisa had discovered the secret of male gender, finally aware of what the other girls at school meant about watching their father piss.