The cable channel Investigation Discovery has brought us a lot of great shows over the years. Wives With Knives, Southern Fried Homicide, Karma’s A Bitch, and the list goes on. But last night, on the series premiere of My Strange Criminal Addiction, the entire human race jumped the shark when we learned the story of a man who steals and drinks fresh urine from young people in order to stay young. (*shudders*) I don’t know how to follow that sentence. Additional music by Kevin MacLeod.