Ravana said:

I may or may not wish to bed her.

Ok, yes, you _are_ going to have to listen to her rant about how her step-mother threw out her pot or how insensitive everyone was when her 3rd cat Mittens died but apart from being smoking hot, being a snake has some qualities that just can't be passed up.

1) Minimal body hair, scentless, & non-sweaty.

2) Cold blooded, won't overheat the bed.

3) Eats like a pig but stays skinny.

4) No gag reflex, powerful throat muscles.

5) Tight skin and muscles retain superior elasticity.

Better act fast before she evolves and grows some sort of weird horns or a frickin cannon out of her chest.