For thousands of years, mankind has wondered: were we visited by ancient astronauts? Was Stonehenge a UFO refuelling station? Were the Nazca lines of Southern Peru designed to guide their craft in to land? Are the pyramids proof of alien involvement in human development?

Snowbeast answers none of these questions. I don't even know why I brought them up, quite frankly. No, Snowbeast is more of a 1970s TV-movie-of-the-week, detailing what happens when Bigfoot goes on vacation. Sadly, the big galoot didn't remember to take any snacks with him, and he's forced to make do with the guests at the nearby ski lodge.

If you're one of those people who gets an almost indecent thrill from seeing lots and lots of snowmobile footage, then please get some help. But before you do that, settle in for the evening and enjoy Snowbeast. You'll be glad you did.