guy: i don't know lots of things. explain the important stuff to me guy 2: oh wow! ok... guy 2: #1 super important thing. the squishy thing above those two things you walk with is a butt. and poop comes out of there guy 2: point the butt away from everything but a toilet if the poop is gonna come out! guy: please explain this "poop" thing. is it evil? guy 2: it's morally ambiguous