I apologize in advance, but this is a bit of a break from your regularly scheduled programming. Some of you may know that I’m obsessed with Buzzfeed. It’s been a dream of mine to somehow find a job there- and now it’s possible. They’re looking for an LGBT culture blogger, and I couldn’t think of a job more perfect for me! I would adore each and every one of you forever and for always if you could reblog/share/like/retweet/ skywrite the link to this blog, and tag @Buzzfeed . You can tweet this,for example:

Help me get my dream job @Buzzfeed http://wp.me/p2HWRo-7j #GetAngelHired

Dearest Buzzfeed,

I love you so. I can’t even count the ways. But here are some things I can count- 7 reasons why I’m awesome and you should hire me:

1. I already write LGBT posts for funzies. I have a super awesome blog. You should totally browse around to verify how great it is.

2. I definitely have a take on LGBT news and culture, because:

3. I’m a lesbian

4. I’m chock full of great ideas. Examples:

5. I love conversations! My unique views, opinions, and generally sassy disposition can bring different perspectives to (inter)national stories.

6. Social Media? I essentially majored in that. No, Really:

7. I’m also an SM MACHINE (you can totes click on these):

Twitter (what?! I have TWO of those!)

Tumblr- My Tumblr is also super gay- check it out!

Facebook- but who doesn’t have that, really?

Instagram- I love that shit

LinkedIn? I think it’s dumb, but I have it anyways!

BONUS: I’ve exposed a bunch of people that, due to some ridiculous oversight on their part, have never seen Buzzfeed before.

I hope we’re on the same page, now. Doesn’t this just seem like a no-brainer?