Taric is Love… Taric is Life…

I was only bronze V,

I loved Taric so much.

I had all the Taric Penta-Kill albums and pro-guides.

I prayed to Taric every game.

"Taric is love" I say, "Taric is life"

My jungler hears me and calls me a faggot.

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Taric.

I called him a Cunt.

He ganks me and feeds my lane.

I'm crying now and my lane is feed.

I lay in the fountain, I have no gold.

I feel something cold. It's Taric!

I'm so happy.

He whispers in my ear, "You're nothing more than glass waiting to be smashed."

He hits me with his gem hammer, and forces me on my hands and knees.

I'm ready.

I spread my ass cheeks for Taric.

He penetrates my butthole.

It hurts so much, but I do it for Taric.

I can feel my butt tearing and my eyes start to water.

I push against his force,

I want to please Taric.

He roars and sheds his armor as He fills my butt with his love.

My jungler recalls to base.

Taric looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all Gemmer now."

Taric ults through the fountain.

Taric is love.

Taric is life.

It's not Gemover…

…It's never Gemover.

Taric is love,

Taric is life.

Inspired by: Shrek Is Love... Shrek is Life...

Written By: 1OrangeJuice1

Illustrated By:Raposa1999