Alex Jones, purveyor of stupid conspiracies and making money off even stupider people, thought he could tough guy his way through Lucy’s Fried Chicken in Austin, TX. While Texas is unfortunately red, many places (most cities) are strongly Democratic, with Austin perhaps being the most so. (I’m in the DFW area, and we’re a close second in my opinion.)

For whatever reason, Alex decided this was a good forum to start calling people “libtards” and other creative names while roaming the restaurant like a lost raccoon looking for scraps. You may think this would’ve amounted to a fight or otherwise a strong verbal altercation, but no. The patrons laughed at him, made jokes, videoed it from who knows how many phones, and ultimately watched him get escorted out by management.

No one in the restaurant took him seriously, most people just ignored him and kept eating, and those that did speak up made fun of him.

The whole sordid affair can be seen in the video. Enjoy. It’s better than the four hours’ worth of insanity that was his deposition.

(NOTE: There’s plenty of language in this, as you might expect.)