Donald Trump is a maniac. He says racist things. He makes fun of people's appearances (or their disabilities). A lot of his diplomatic plans include him getting things done by "being the best" and other leaders "being losers." And because nothing makes sense, he remains the frontrunner for the Republican nomination.

Which means, at this point in the process, when the Marco Rubios of the world were supposed to take over the field, we end up with The Donald not only winning, but winning while signing a woman's chest.

And that's when I realized it. Donald Trump is Happy Gilmore. Just like the Adam Sandler character, he's a little crazy and seemingly full of anger issues. He's gone into a world full of snobs and "The Establishment" and pissed everybody off, while somehow "winning" a lot. (I use quotes only because we haven't reached any actual primaries.) And just like Happy Gilmore, Trump now has a scene where he signs a woman's chest.

Now, does it matter if he signs a woman's chest? Of course not. If the woman wanted her chest signed (she clearly does), no harm, no foul. And in fairness to Trump, I would bet all the money in my bank account that Bill Clinton has signed his share of boobs.

That said, it's a picture that perfectly sums up Trump's campaign in that any campaign manager would absolutely tell him not to do this (like most of the offensive things he says), but of course he does it anyway. And if I had to guess, the response from voters to this photo is not going to be about how this was a weird thing to do as a Presidential candidate, but rather how Trump isn't like those other phonies. He's just a regular guy. You know, just like Happy Gilmore. And who wouldn't want Happy Gilmore to be President?