John Every walked through the supermarket.

He reached the breakfast section. His eyes stopped on a cereal box with a picture of the Holy being itself, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, on the cover. The Noodle Diety had many noodles touching chocolate balls on the cover (these balls were in a bowl of milk).

John read the name, “Noodle-O’s.” He then read the slogan at the bottom, “All touched by His Noodle.”

John shook his head.

John Every looked around the breakfast section. It appeared that almost all of the cereal boxes had a Noodle Monster on it. Except for one solitary box in the corner … … …

-End of Entry (Cereal)