Mongo trader adds me, offers cash on my hat. We had a bit of a chat (as you do lad) and I invite him to our csgo premade. Long story short, he gets rushy and really sketchy.

Mysterious Masked Man: Can i buy the unusual before we go about this game?

Mysterious Masked Man: please.

Mould))): id rather not rush it

Mould))): man gotta stay safe

Mould))): can do it tomorrow if you cant do anything long tonight

Mysterious Masked Man: :/ i suppose i can just buy another unusual than no big deal man

Mysterious Masked Man: not really in the mood to play a game of cs right now.

Mould))): fair enough you dont have too

Mysterious Masked Man: aight

Mysterious Masked Man: thanks anyway man you'd rather play cs than sell your unusual

Mysterious Masked Man: which

Mysterious Masked Man: whatever than

Mould))): look mate i was playing csgo before you added me, I'm not gonna go like 'give me half an hour lads I gotta background check this man and verify everything'

Mysterious Masked Man: again no problem

Mysterious Masked Man: i have other offers on the table anyway i just got done buying a specalized max's

It's alright though I figure it's just a run of the mill shit tier scam and we end it all polite and shit.

Mysterious Masked Man: thanks for the time mate

Mould))): well cheers for offering, hope you get the stuff you want

Then, 2 hours later he sends me what I can only say is the absolute worst and most stupid attempt at a scam I've seen in my life. I was just trying to push to see what he'd come out with the whole time. My favourite part is I'm blatantly taking the piss the whole time. Fuck sake

Mysterious Masked Man is now Online.

Mysterious Masked Man: Your entire familys history and all information has been generated to a online document, {LINK REMOVED} With this i can do alot you can either forward me the howl or i can continue from here.

Mould))): the howl? )))

Mysterious Masked Man: you either pass the unusual, or your entire familys information documented spread throughout the us aswell as a complete ddoss to your residents router and much more via your phone lines and communcation.

Mould))): u joking lad

Mysterious Masked Man: Not a tad bit, If you would like to know more about where i come from i consider you search up the deep web or directly find out where im coming from http://i.imgur.com/xpZbM1r.png

Mysterious Masked Man: This is your chance and one opertunity i could trace everything via that mumble

Mysterious Masked Man: Ill give you 1 minute to have that item in my backpack, which also means accepting this trade and not letting it expire before i show you what i can completely do.

Mould))): rip me

Mysterious Masked Man had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.

Mysterious Masked Man: Again this is your one and only chance and making this straight before you completely regret everything.

Mould))): ddosed too soon

Mould))): allah save me

Mysterious Masked Man: itll be greater than a ddos, your entire familys history was listed on that document, including credit card information and phone numbers full name and residents etc.

Mould))): so given that you know our credit cvard numbers why is an unusual worth money to you

Mysterious Masked Man: Bringing it to the level of using someones credit card isnt where i stand

Mould))): so your telling me i have nothing to be afraid of

Mysterious Masked Man: I clearly stated i will be releaseing that document you saw to the open public what they decide to do with it is another thing.

Mould))): yeah that document saying link removed

Mould))): honestly mate if you're trying to scare someone

Mould))): try giving information that'll scare them

Mould))): like what is this

Mould))): I mean if what your releasing to the public is just something saying link removved then I don't mind much lad

Mysterious Masked Man: Your entire family's information is documented there.

Mould))): where though

Mould))): I just told you it said link removed mate

Mysterious Masked Man: {LINK REMOVED}

Mould))): Mould))): I just told you it said link removed mate

Mysterious Masked Man: {LINK REMOVED}

Mould))): put a space in it lad

Mysterious Masked Man: {LINK REMOVED}

Mysterious Masked Man: work?

Mould))): Mould))): put a space in it lad

Mysterious Masked Man: {LINK REMOVED}

Mysterious Masked Man: work?

Mysterious Masked Man: goo[dot]gl/FdcKJb

Mould))): safe

Mould))): let me have a quick looksie

Mysterious Masked Man: I highly suggest you dont fuck with the information shown on that page and keep your family safe.

Mould))): doesnt seem to be loading anything can you give me an example of the info?

Mould))): maybe its a DNS issue

Mould))): mate this is well inkeeping with your name

Mysterious Masked Man: Continent:North America (NA)

Country:United States (US)

Capital:Washington

State:Virginia

City Location:Ashburn

Postal:20147

Area:703

Metro:511

Mould))): doesnt get more mysterious than this lad

Mould))): you having a giggle? I already told you im english

Mysterious Masked Man: Highly suggest you figure out how to load the page otherwise i can do some serious damage to you

Mysterious Masked Man: Or trasnfer this unusual

Mould))): cant you just put it on pastebin lad

Mould))): this websites well shit

Mould))): fam cmon dont want me credit card deets out there

Mysterious Masked Man: You either trade me the unusual

Mysterious Masked Man: or i completely destory it

Mould))): what you're gonna destroy my unusual?

Mould))): mate thats some serious step up shit

Mysterious Masked Man: No completely destroy your entire familys history

Mould))): my history teacher once told me

Mysterious Masked Man: and throw it out to the general public with facebook groups of over 1 million users

Mould))): history can be covered up

Mould))): but it can never be truly erased

Mould))): do you reckon thats true or not lad

Mysterious Masked Man: This is your last and final chance to set this straight and trade me

Mould))): mate ;(

Mould))): just gimme a bit of info fam thats how extortion works

Mould))): you're lowballing my unusual with noob blackmail

Mould))): honestly lad do you wanna just forget it

Mysterious Masked Man: forget what

Mould))): like I told you I was englush and you still put it down as USA, you're not willing to pass any info

Mysterious Masked Man: listen i will give you literally on my life i swear to god

Mysterious Masked Man: 2 minutes

Mysterious Masked Man: to have sent me a trade offer with your unusual

Mysterious Masked Man: otherwise i can completely fuck over everything about your life

Mould))): how about I make you a counter offer lad

Mysterious Masked Man: including your family.

Mysterious Masked Man: make it.

Mysterious Masked Man: Make it quick

Mould))): take a picture of your bumhole wiith a sharpie in it right, and ill give it you for free

Mysterious Masked Man: Your life will completely change from this day on

Mould))): is that a nah then

Mysterious Masked Man: enjoy your bad decisions mate

Mysterious Masked Man: fucking enjoy :)

Mould))): so sharpie bumhole or nah?