“Uh, don’t you knock?”



“What the fuh. Frick. What the frick are you doing.”



“Coming to visit Steven! We just got here.”



“Through the toilet?”



“How did you think we got here? Pearl revoked our warp pad access after…”

“…Peridot…”



“…wouldn’t stop popping in at three in the morning to wake up Steven.”

“Oh, please. You humans spend so much time asleep. It’s wasteful! There are so many interesting things to talk about!”



“Through the toilet.”



“Is she always like this?”



“This is officially the worst conversation I’ve ever had.”

