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Sep 10, 2013; Foxborough, MA, USA; Brazil coach Luiz Felipe Scolari looks on during the second half of their match against Portugal at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports

Brazil manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has a plan for his players having relations during the World Cup. They can partake, but they must stick normal acts and nothing “acrobatic”. No seriously, according to Fox Soccer:

The players can have normal sex during the World Cup. Usually normal sex is done in balanced way, but there are certain forms, certain ways and others who do acrobatics. And that, no. We will put limits and survey the players.

I’m sure that Brazil is under intense pressure to perform well in the World Cup since they are hosting. Plus, they don’t want any repeats of what happened to Britain in 2006 when their ladies’ presence had the British press calling it a circus. I would like to know how Scolari plans to survey the players though.