Boston, MA – Local atheist Jerard Clark is reported to be completely oblivious to the numerous ways he is undermining the atheist movement that may or may not exist.

In the course of a week, experts state that Mr. Clark engages in repeated microaggressions against Catholics, Muslims, Presbyterians and other members of the faith community by not attending Mass, mosque, church and other godly activities. “This just confirms the strident atheist stereotype so common in our society,” said an anonymous Humanist who attends 12 different faith-based services a week.

To make matters worse, Mr. Clark has made it known that he did not vote for Hillary Clinton for President. “My state was going blue anyway,” he stated. “Instead of voting, I stayed home and binge watched Two Broke Girls.” There is talk of throwing him out of the local atheist meetup group due to this incident. However, there is no consensus that Mr. Clark’s mortal sin was not voting for Hillary or not voting against Trump.

Mr. Clark’s activity on Facebook consistently strives to make atheists second class citizens. When his Aunt Mimi wrote on his wall last Thursday that he was going to hell because Little Baby Jesus didn’t live in his heart, his response was, “Ha! Ha! Ha! Auntie, you got me there!” At no point did he mention the absurd idea of an all-loving, all-powerful deity allowing his children made in his image to suffer for eternity. Nor did he unfriend her. The only thing he had to say regarding the exchange was, “She means well.”

Agnostic atheists, gnostic atheists, humanists, brights, freethinkers, Satanists, agnostics, self-proclaimed smarty pants, godless YouTube shysters, as well as unbelieving bloggers, social justice warriors, anti-social justice warriors, feminists, anti-feminists, and those who wanted creamy but mistakenly bought chunky peanut butter all agree on one thing: There is something about Jerard Clark that makes them think he is not only making fun of himself but taking the piss out of them all.