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If you have a cat, there is most likely a decent number of phrases you use daily when addressing your feline friend. It doesn’t matter whether you have a Siamese cat or a British short-hair, most cats respond in the same manner. Let’s check out the daily phrases that cat owners say.

Here kitty, kitty … Kitty! KITTY! HEY! COME HERE! HEY! CAT! HEY!!!

Cats are widely known for ignoring people. Everyone who has ever encountered a cat has experienced this fur ball creature completely ignore any sounds. Even the ones from their master.

Cats have grown used to living with their masters without doing any specific tasks. A cat will ignore its master if there is nothing to be gained from obeying. If, on the other hand the master is calling their pet for dinner, the cat will happily oblige.

Research has proven that your cat most definitely hears you, and recognizes your voice but it just doesn’t really give a damn.

Get off the table!

If you’ve ever felt hungry in your life and wanted to eat something, you probably put it on your kitchen table right?

And your cat was certainly more than happy to spare you the effort of eating that food so it jumped on the table and attempted to eat it for you. Sadly this nasty habit cats have is not so easy to undo.

If you manage to teach your cat that climbing on the table is strictly prohibited by law and that severe consequences will follow… it will just wait until you leave the room.

What do you want?!

Meow. Meow… Meow. Go through articles and articles of the cat language and your cat will still manage to surprise you. While some cats are quite calm and just meow when they want something specific like food or the need to go outside, many others meow randomly.

Sometimes they’ll go around your feet and meow. You point to the kitchen, the cat stares at you. You point to the door, your cat stares at you. The last time this happened to me I managed to shush the cat by laying on the floor and cuddling/playing with her for 10 minutes.

Sadly, after 10 minutes the meowing continued, so I was back to square one.

Where is that sound coming from…?

I remember once wanting to cook up a meal. So I opened the fairly large family fridge to explore my options. Eggs, cheese, some milk, and a cat sitting casually on the bottom shelf.

Aside from being ninjas and hiding everywhere…or attempting to do so, cats will often find themselves closed in various places.

When you open your cupboard to get something, don’t leave it open for too long. Your cat’s curiosity might drive it to sniff inside and get closed afterwards. This applies to various doors or…well yeah doors.

Everything that can be closed is essentially a door, so if you hear a mumbled meowing while calling your cat, start opening every door you see.

Where’s the cat?

Camouflage!

Cats adore pockets to hide. Often under blankets and clothes and they hide quite often inside boxes or bags. They’re mostly visible and they think they aren’t but you probably thought twice before putting your butt down on a couch that had a small pile of clothes or a wrecked blanket near it.

Not now!

It seems like cats pick the worst possible moment to interrupt your everyday activities. Many cat owners get a not so pleasant surprise when their cat tries to wake them up in the middle of the night.

Either meowing or scratching or something else. For example a noise coming from the kitchen, clearly indicating a creature is walking on your table…or you have a really weird burglar trying to rob your house by….stealing your forks or something.

Either way, cat owners just roll in bed half-awake knowing that if they don’t get out of their cozy bed, something loud and potentially harmful for the carpet is going to happen.

AAAA!

When playing with a cat be sure to let the cat know it’s your hand you’re using as a toy. When cats know that it’s your hand, they won’t be so brutal when it comes to nibbling or slightly scratching it.

Meanwhile let’s say a prayer for those unfortunate souls who had their hands or feet covered with a thin piece of cloth while playing with a cat or moving their feet while sleeping under a thing sheet.

A feline hunter, commonly known as your cat, will sink its claws inside any object they judge not to be a body part of their master.

And I mean dig their claws so hard, that blood starts to flow. Additionally if you try to move your body part quickly, the cat will assume its “prey“, is putting up a fight so it’s going become a blood bath.

Basically, keep your feet and hands where your cat can see ’em mister! And if your limbs become a part of the cat trap, slowly remove the cat using your hands. Or shout at it.

And don’t blame the cat, it didn’t know! Just give it a pat before you go to a hospital to get stitches. I’m just kidding it’s not going be that bad. Well, unless your feline companion is in fact a 4 foot tall tiger.

Get out from there!

It’s normal for cats to poop.

I know, shocking.

Before you teach them properly where they should do their business, mistakes are bound to happen. Cats naturally prefer a cozy private spot to do their business, usually behind a TV or a couch, or basically behind anything they can get, that’s a big hint on placing your cat litter.

Anyway, even though after successfully training cats not to do their business behind furniture, cats visiting their old dumping ground makes cat owners irritated.

Cats are sort of like people.

Unlike many other pets, cats have a mind of their own and will hardly oblige to anything you say unless it benefits them, which results in some interesting things happening. There are countless things cat owners say, mainly because cats never learn, or rather simply because they don’t want to listen. These are just a general few, but each ‘cat-owner pair’ has about a million others.