Reporters are experts at listening, so if you are ever dealing with one, make sure they’re done and gone before you start talking about how much you love their big ol’ knockers.

(Also, just don’t ever do that, because it’s wrong and demeaning.)

Deputy Sergeant Zach Farnam of the La Plata County Sheriff’s Office had yet to learn that important lesson when he called reporter Chase Olivarius-McAllister of The Durango Herald. He was following up on her request for comment on a story. She didn’t answer, so Farnam left a voicemail. Then he didn’t hang up. Then he started talking about her tits. You can listen to the whole thing above, but highlights include:

My wife worked at the Herald. She fucking hated that bitch.

[She’s] not hot. I mean, she’s got an OK body.

Fucking giant, dude. I mean, not like quadruple Ds or anything. But at least a solid set of Ds, probably double Ds.

Yea. Don’t ever do that. The department said they are taking the matter “very seriously.”

[H/T @morninggloria, Via Jezebel]