GIFT RECEIVED! The UPS driver knocked on my door. The UPS drivers never knock on my door. They just leave packages under my doormat. I opened the door. See giant freaking box. Oh my gosh. Thought to myself, I can't NOT open this now. If I put this to the side and wait until Christmas, I'm gonna have to look at this everyday and it's gonna drive me crazy. Also, it's huge. Where do I put said gift until Christmas? Have to open it. Opened it. Gift is in a giant velvety gift bag. Laugh out loud. Literal belly laughs. Peak inside the bag. Close my eyes. Open my eyes. See the not on the gift bag. Read note. Wow. Pull giant box out of hilariously large gift bag (I'll be re-using that by the way). What an awesome gift man. Very generous. Very much appreciated. Very thankful. I can't wait to sit down and start learning how to play it. I've got some buddies that are musically talented in the area of guitars so I'll have some awesome teachers. Thank you so much for making my first Reddit Secret Santa so freaking awesome. I hope your Santa gets you something equally or more unbelievable and exciting. Seriously, thank you.