ooo snapp... ok, well, you probably will want someone to help, because i can not picture this... but umm... well, I'm just gonna tell you what they do, i just got my braces off.

You need something to hold your mouth open, because putting braces on takes about an hour and a half. They have a special thing, but idk what you can do... anyways, so then they spray the tooth with water, put on this stuff [sorry idk what it is] it might be the glue, then they blow dry it for like 5 seconds, then center the bracket on the tooth. The whole time this is happening something is sucking up your spit, idk what it's called, my I used to call it Mr. Thirsty hahah... then you have to let it sit there for like 7-10 minutes. Then you have to do that to all the teeth and then put in the wire, and you need wire cutters to make it fit your mouth, then you'll need rubber bands to hold the brackets and wire together, and these special things to put them on.

phew... that's what happened to me at least, and I saw it all happening. Good luck....... but not sure if it's gonna work... :/ sorry

But sorry, this is a verrrry bad idea, idc if you don't want to hear it, it is...