Win or lose Friday night against the Braves, we will always have Jayson Werth's chest hair.

Naturally, this screencap led to the creation of a Twitter account:

@NatsEnquirer @JWerthsBeard Yes we come from the same man. But we are seperate regions of hair!

— Werth's Chest Hair (@WerthsChestHair) June 21, 2014

And, of course, a photoshopped romance novel cover:

(Screen cap via MASN/TV)