Phone smashed, mouth dry, head pounding, eyes red, and that leftover pizza box? Yeah, it’s still in bed with you. Sound familiar? After a night filled with draft beers and debauchery, you’ll be craving a miracle cure for those queasy feelings of regret and lack of sleep.

1. ‘The Sweet Home Alabrunch’ from Street. West End section of Portsmouth, NH.

The eggs benedict options at Street range from the slightly healthy (Garden Benny), to the over the top; The Sweet Home Alabrunch is the latter. Savory pulled pork, perfectly gooey poached eggs, tangy BBQ sauce, and of course, a healthy offering of hollandaise. This southern twist on the brunch classic will quickly wash away that foggy memory from last night when you performed all of Mariah Carey’s 90’s chart toppers at karaoke. We hope you hit those high notes!

2. The Breakfast Bowl at Roundabout Diner and Lounge. Portsmouth, NH.

Take this simple and delicious breakfast bowl, with eggs, ham, onions, tomatoes, cheese, and scallions, It’s perfect, right?… almost. We suggest one change, swap the home fires (which it comes with), for their hearty hash instead. An extra helping of greasy protein is a sure fire way to make sure those vodka tonics don’t make a second appearance. ugh…

3. Bacon Egg & Cheese on a Croissant at Anthony’s Food Shop. York, ME.

Sometimes the night before is so awful that you can’t muster to sit through a full breakfast. Even your own cat gave you the ‘side-eye’ when you woke up! Clearly you should be avoiding the public at all costs. Anthony’s Food Shop has got you covered. Slip in quickly, big sunglasses and baseball hat hiding your identity, grab a breakfast sandwich and one extra large Gatorade and get back to bed ASAP.

4. Coffee (however you like it) from Crackskull’s Coffee and Books in Newmarket, NH.

If you’re the type of person who won’t do anything before their morning cup-of-joe, then you’ll need the mother of all caffeinated concoctions after a long night out. No matter how you take it, Crackskull’s extensive beverage menu will get your heart pumping. Go with a ‘red-eye’ (regular coffee with an extra shot of espresso) and try to forget that you left your boss a heated voicemail, detailing your issues with the company’s ‘no flip flops and Hawaiian shirt’ dress code. Summer forever!

5. Shoyu Ramen from Anju Noodle Bar in Kittery, ME

You’ve tried it all, aspirin, extra large water, hot shower, greasy food, and an endless barrage of Friends episodes via Netflix, but you still believe death is the next best option. Take some advice from your sweet ol’ Nonnie and get yourself some soothing soup. Warm broth that took 14 hours to make, slow roasted pork, egg, and the best dang noodles (hands down) in town is your last resort. A few spoonfuls of the steaming ‘this could cure the common cold it’s so good’ broth should cure you of anything that ails you and if it doesn’t… well I guess you should just start drinking again.