How Alive Are You?

Now, before you began going through this quiz, I must tell you that it was created out of the sport of quiz making and not out of any notion of producing some good incite into your mundane, absolutely meaningless-to-me lives. Please, go ahead and answer the quiz but don't expect to be quite satisfied with your outcome. Chances are you are dying.

Are YOU alive? How can you tell? Just knowing you can stand, breathe and answer useless questions about useless matters doesn't mean that you're alive at all! Take this quiz and know for sure.

What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female Which of he following colors would you most likely dye your hair, if it wasn't already that color, that is? Black Hot pink Lime green Boring brown Which of the following activities would you prefer doing? Pretending youÃ¢??re dead. Having some Ã¢??funÃ¢?? with your favorite partner. Being weird for the hell of it, and then shutting yourself off in your room because no one takes you seriously. Assimilate to the modern norm. What do you find most attractive in a partner? A taste for the bizarre. Heavy make up, but not the goth kindÃ¢??bright pinks and reds instead. Poorly applied or messy clothes/appearance, like sie just got up from bed. (And just how would you know what sie looks like fresh out of bed. Wait a minute, I know what you were doing!!!) Someone wearing the hippest fashion. WhatÃ¢??s in and popular! Where would you rather have been born? Romania, or in some other highly romanticized country that no sane person would ever step foot in. Paris, France. In a town where their pride and joy is a very large boot resembling Italy. In a hospital because you were desirous of being near your mother during a time of need. Which of the following is of a greater import to you? Hottopic. Disco Techs or any other contact clubs. Attending your local county fair and getting your caricature done and when itÃ¢??s finished youÃ¢??re surprised by how unrealistic it is. Being as normal as possible, as long as it pleases you hip, shallow friends who watch the OC. Which of the following celebrities would you rather meet, or date if that suits your fancy? Marilyn Manson Pete Burns Jim Carey Jude Law What era in the past century attracts your attention? 1990's 1980's 1970's 1950's Which of the following is the most important to you? Standing out and getting attention. Being true to yourself and your vanity. Dancing with your hands above you head. Conformity 100% How do you spell "her"? Anyway you possibly can. Hir. Don't really care. Her. Which of the follwoing words do you like the most? Grotesque Rebel Queer Herd

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