Twas my first reddit Christmas and I finally got my box, I knew no matter what my Santa got me something that rocks!

The first box I saw, I knew it was musical alright... A Flaming Lips vinyl, oh shit that's tight!

The second box I knew would be just as cool, For I learned with the first box, my Santa was no fool.

I was greeted with an amazing page full of original lyric, It was my inspiration for this letter, I want all or reddit to hear it!

First thing I saw was a blast from the past, It was a cartridge for booze, it was my new Zelda flask!

The second thing I found was not for any rook, It is the Zombie Survival Guide, a must have book!

Next item I found helps if I'm lost in a forest and the situation is dire, I've got some tough new laces made with flint that helps with fire.

Oh damn, there's more, I found something from my Santa buddy, A brand new CD.... a little Creedence never hurt nobody!

And finally, a magnet for the game I take with me when I die to heaven, It's a daily reminder that the best ever was Goldeneye...Double "O" Seven.

Now Santa, I waited to open until Christmas, I hope you don't think I'm rude, Please know, I love my gifts, you killed it this year my dude!