Today I found a list on my work bench from Pete detailing what I am not under any circumstances allowed to do. Apparently I have to sign or I'm not allowed back at the Triskellion, Tricarrier any number of shield bases including the fridge and if I try to go to any hot dog cart, pizza joint or my favorite bar they are instructed to shoot on site until I do. Nor will I be allowed to kiss/hug/touch Pete (baby boy). So here is my dramatic reading of the thirty things I'm not allowed to do.

(Disclaimer loosely modeled after the fic by OfficerKennedy)