In the past lead has been a problem for health, but it all depends how fast it's administered.

Former leader of the PTL club Jim Bakker continues to dole out religious salvation, this time with a miracle lead cure, Jesus bullets. Bakker, who was disgraced in the 80's for cheating on his wife Tammy-Faye, who eventually died from a cancer, that he himself couldn't cure, is now back in the saddle selling salvation.

" Take one of these babies before you go to bed, and you'll wake up in heaven." Said Jim Bakker.

The cure all comes in different doses, .22, .44, .357 and 9mm, and you only need one dose. This certainly eats into his profit, because there is no repeat business.





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