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much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I havenever figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting intobed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feellike it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for meto satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled lookby saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you inthe bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time withher. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, bigunnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried onseveral different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one totake so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes tocompliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. Wewent onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamondearrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I wasone wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me becauseshe asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to playtennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is alldear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feellike it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffledWHAT?"I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You'rejust not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfyyour shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like shewas going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am andnot for the things I buy you?"Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.