I know some of you non-charr can’t get over our superficial resemblance to cats, but that’s not an excuse to harp on it, and you can’t just walk up and pepper us with invasive questions. I’m not about to talk to perfect strangers about whether we purr, or stick out our tongues for no reason, or sit in boxes. Why? Because it’s none of your business—that’s why. A couple of you look like murellows, but I don’t assume that’s the cause of your toxic breath.