Christian Right activist Dave Daubenmire, who said earlier this year that men shouldn’t touch themselves because it’s totally gay, explained on his “Pass the Salt Live” webcast yesterday the real reason some people didn’t want Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court.

It’s because he might be the fifth vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, and Satanists rely on the blood of aborted babies to retain their power.

And just in case the crazy wasn’t evident, Daubenmire said all that while wearing a literal tinfoil hat.

“Why are they so upset about abortion?” Daubenmire asked, rhetorically. “Why are they so interested about death? Why do they want so much, the most important right they are ever going to have is the right for a woman to be able murder her unborn baby?” This question prompted one of the participants on the livestream to explain that abortion is “the basis of their power” because “these people are satanists [who] sacrifice children and they use the children’s blood for their drug, adrenochrome.” Daubenmire agreed, claiming that the left uses abortion and torture to create an “adrenaline rush” in fetuses and young children, who are then killed so that their adrenaline-filled blood can be extracted and consumed. “I know this is ultimate tinfoil hat,” Daubenmire admitted. “But can somebody explain to me why the left wants to kill babies?”

For someone who refuses to Google a question with clear answers (including the fact that the left has no desire to kill babies), he sure finds the most complicated theories to explain the gaps in his knowledge.

But at least we know the truth know. Brett Kavanaugh was sent by Jesus to cure liberals of their addiction to adrenochrome.

Something like that.

(via Right Wing Watch)

