My gifter sent me a box of cheese straws! Well, sort of. The side of the package indicated that I had received 6 counts of 6 ounces of cheese straws. This conjured mental images of drinking milk through a tube of mozzarella, which had me slightly worried. I was further baffled when I saw that the package specified that I was ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN to open the box with sharp objects. So I ripped the box open with my bare hands and discovered that the box was, in fact, lying, and I had received six boxes of delicious carbohydrates: three boxes of cookies, one of cookie "straws," and two of cheese "straws."

The cheese straws are basically fancy, tasty cheese crackers piped into cylindrical shapes. The cookie straws are similar, but delicious in a sugary way. The normal cookies are ...normal cookies. My gifter definitely satisfied my desire for carbohydrate tasties. Thank you! :D