Linka: (breathing heavily)

The brothers freeze.

Loki: (whispers) S-She's behind us, isn't she?

Luke: (whispers) I-I'm too afraid to look.

Lars: (whispers) I knew my demise would come some time this week.

They slowly turn to face Linka, who has fire in her eyes and her face red.

Linka: (clenched teeth) What. Is. Going. On. Here?

Loni: Oh, we were just reading your diar- (elbowed by Loki and Luke.) OWW!

Loki and Luke: (whispers) SHUT UP!

Linka snatches the diary from Lynn's hands, then uses it to hit him across the face. He falls, and holds his now broken and bloodied nose.

Linka: If I EVER catch you reading my diary again, I'LL BURY YOU ALL IN THE BACKYARD!!!

She then storms to her room, leaving the brothers in absolute fear.

Lane: I-I've never seen her that mad before.

Luke: It's almost as bad as when she's on her period.

Loki: I think we can all agree, never read it again?

Loni, Luke, Lane, Lynn and Lars: Agreed!