Howlovely Fri 13-Dec-19 21:57:59

How much pleasure do you actually think children get from pulling crackers? At my school every single year we fill nearly three bin bags just with crackers. 90% of the shit that comes in them (as obviously the PTA buys the cheapest ones they can find because all schools are so poor now) is left on the table, just to be scooped straight in the bin.

On a scale of 1-10 how upset do you really think your child is over this? On the same scale, how important is the lesson they have all learned due to this? And then please, have a word with yourself.