An article from today's Jackson Citizen Patriot highlighting the

on a large wafer at Jackson Catholic Middle School has me thinking about my own revelation: an image of Christ that's appeared on the polished concrete floor of my basement (see photos; in the smaller one, the face is a foot or so to the left of the table leg).

It doesn't matter that the image only looks like a figure when seen from the singularly fortuitous vantage point of my treadmill, or that the figure — because what else could it be? — might possibly represent someone other than Christ (

perhaps?). What matters is that a strange smudge has appeared on my basement floor, and if I play my cards right, I could make a killing.

Mario Rubio, for instance, saw more than just an image of Christ within the skillet burns of his tortilla in 1978 — he saw a full-fledged

. In 2005, a North Carolina man with the alliterative name of Ditto Dalcher was selling a

on eBay and was receiving bids in the area of $500.

Better yet, in 2004 a Florida woman sold a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich featuring an

to online casino GoldenPalace.com for $28,000 on eBay. A year later the same website paid more than $1,700 for a

, as well as $1,200 for a

.

Perhaps the staff of Jackson Catholic Middle School need to open an account on eBay. As for me, I'm off to get in touch with GoldenPalace.com.