By the way, every time Paul transforms into Supersonic we have to endure the same awful song complete with "flying" that probably inspired The Pumaman the following year:









Dr. Gulik's plan —whatever the fuck it is — needs the cooperation of Professor Morgan. In order to secure it he intends on kidnapping Morgan's daughter, Patricia. Here Supersonic saves her from a pair of Gulik's henchmen in far and away the goofiest scene in the entire movie:









Forget for a moment that Supersonic lifted a steamroller MADE OUT OF WOOD and ask yourself what exactly would cause their car to explode like that? Did they have a barrel of moonshine in the trunk?

The bulk of the film consists of Dr. Gulik's pompous speeches to Morgan who stands there like a teenager who just got caught drinking a beer by their parents. Gulik's plans are foiled along the way as Paul uses his questionable standards to try and get into Patricia's panties in between berating her on her Supersonic fixation. Paul is supposed to be this enlightened being sent to our planet to help us and yet he uses his moral superiority to totally fuck-up a bar by beating the shit out of half of the innocent patrons that just got caught up in a fight. During a dinner date with Patricia he actually transforms into Supersonic so he can STEAL A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE:





"Korbel? Fuck it, she ain't that hot anyway."





Supersonic Man at least seems aware of its ineptitude and doesn't try to play it too straight. A recurring theme between Paul and a bloodhound toting "Borracho" (Spanish for drunk) rallying against the evils of liquor wears out its tiring welcome quickly. Cameron's hammy performance as Dr. Gulik is made all the more enjoyable by the dubbed British accent given him. I would suggest a drinking game involving every scene that consists of Gulik's smarmy discourses with Professor Morgan, however, you would die of alcohol poisoning about midway through the film. Steal yourself some cheap booze and prepare for some super-sized cheese.









Tomfoolery is better suited if a bunch of neighborhood kids kicked in his door and threw water balloons at him. A walking soup can that shoots flames is definitely in the "you gotta be fucking kidding me" category.Adding to the all-around oddness of this film is the fact that our "hero" is portrayed by two different actors. Former Tarzan tumbler Jose Luis Ayestaran as the titular Supersonic and Antonio Cantafora — sporting a mustache that must disappear during transformations — as Supersonic's alter ego, Paul: