124 Greatest Simpsons Quotations

Everybody loves The Simpsons. This is a list of 124 of the greatest Simpsons quotes throughout the shows history.

Homer:

Sideshow Bob:

Nelson:

Sideshow Bob:

Chief Wiggum:

Comic Book Guy:

Homer:

Ned Flanders:

Comic Book Guy:

Chief Wiggum:

Ralph:

Troy McClure:

Homer:

Homer's Brain:

Homer:

Homer's Brain:

Homer:

Milhouse:

Lionel Hutz:

Ned Flanders:

Homer:

Homer:

Mayor Quimby:

Comic Book Guy:

Homer:

Chief Wiggum:

Reverend Lovejoy:

Homer:

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1.D'oh.2.I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.3.Dad didn't leave... When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!4.No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.5.This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.6.The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity...7.Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!8.I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!9.Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies.10.Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2.11.Me fail English? That's unpossible.12.Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!13.Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!Explain how!Money can be exchanged for goods and services!Woo-hoo!14.Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*15.Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son."16.You ugly hate-filled man.Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said.17.I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.18.Homer no function beer well without.19.I stand by my racial slur.20.Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.21.You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.22.Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the...uh...what cures cancer?23.Marge, just about everything's a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.24.Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.Page: 1 | 2 More Simpsons Quotes: