CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Local data analyst, Corey Letterman (31) is today starting to question whether he really needed to stay at the pub between Whittaker vs Style Bender at 2:45PM and the NRL Grand Final at 7:45PM.

When you throw in the fact that he was at the pub on Saturday watching the Wallabies beat Uruguay as well, then it’s not hard to see why he’s now dealing with a pretty severe case of the grog horrors.

“Yeah…” he sighs.

“The UFC was the only thing that I HAD to watch at the pub”

“But even then, the amount of money we spent on grog and parmies… Me and the boys could have just split the pay-per-view”

“Fuck. I was in the pokies for most of the afternoon”

In fact, the more he thinks about it, Corey realises that he was actually drinking in licensed venues every for four days straight over the long weekend.

“Probably didn’t need to be there Friday night either. I didn’t even care about the South Africa Italy match…”

“I don’t even care about rugby union unless it looks like the Wallabies are definitely going to win”

“Fuck I went to the pub yesterday as well. I think. Wait up. Let me check my bank balance”