Siri, we have some questions… (Picture: Amy Willis)

Apple has secretly been wishing everyone all the best this Christmas.

That’s right, there are a whole bunch of festive laughs hidden in your iPhone’s Siri function. And it turns out – Siri really does know her stuff.

43 questions to ask Siri if you want a funny response

Does Santa exist? Well, according to Siri, yes. Which is lucky if your five-year-old child/niece/nephew/sibling [delete as appropriate] gets hold of your phone.

We had a little play around and found some of the easter eggs but there are bound to be dozens more waiting to be discovered. Add any you find to the comments below.


1) Siri, wish me a happy Christmas

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Ho ho ho. Siri what a joker you are. I’d better get cracking on that list…



2) Where does Santa Claus live?

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Wait a minute while I go and check Google Maps for this awesome sounding country. Is it near Lapland?

3) Siri sing me a Christmas Carol

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Not really what we were expecting… nor sung with much of a tune but whatever. Top points for effort.

4) Does Santa exist?

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Conclusive evidence right there.

5) Siri, where does Santa live?

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So good we had to ask twice.

6) Siri, what do you want for Christmas?

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Some what?

7) When is Santa coming?

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That’s as specific as Siri is going to get on this one.

8) Please call Santa Claus

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Shhhhhh! Now everyone knows Santa’s direct dial.

9) Siri, which is the best phone for Christmas?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Trolled.

10) Tell me the Christmas story?

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Siri has clearly watched the nativity play far too many times.

11) Siri give me a kiss under the mistletoe

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Clearly a very straight-laced Apple bot.

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