Description

Sick of being second guessed or held accountable for your own actions? Tired of working and expected to pay for things? With the VIP EDITION OFFICIAL WHITE PRIVILEGE Card, now ANY person no matter who/what/if you are, can live the care free high life that millions of WHITES enjoy everyday! Take advantage of the privileges WHITE people have access to everyday, what can't you accomplish in life now? A personalized card with your name on it...



What you get:

-Custom printed card with personalized name on it (just put in First/Last name in notes when you buy, otherwise I will use what is listed in the order receipt)

-Official looking accompanying letterhead, welcoming you to the WP club

-Massive amounts of PRIVILEGE... So much PRIVILEGE you won't know what to do with it all!



Hear from some of our satisfied customers:



"I was running for office and with this card, I was able to insult black voters by saying "#YouAintBlack" if you don't vote for me and the best part was the Media defended me. I then said 'Unlike the African-American community... the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community', and nobody cared then as well, I'm unstoppable" - Uncle Joe



"As a 1st year student at University, I make sure to bring out my VIP WP card whenever I need to let the professors know I’m not there to learn from them but to teach them based on my vast knowledge and years of experience. They really appreciate it when I let them know they are out of line or being offensive by lecturing on something I don’t agree with." -J. Snowflake



"As someone who doesn’t own a TV, has a very small carbon footprint and only eats gluten free/paleo, I’m already better than most people, but its nice to have this personalized VIP WP card just in case I have to go to the doctor and remind them that "NO I do not need to have my children vaccinated..." -Maddisynne



"Because of systemic racist patriarchal homophobic bigoted hate speech by fascist sexist Nazis, I had to mansplain the 1% about problematic toxic masculinity and why some marginalized income inequality bullies lack access to my truth to power about tolerance, progressive inclusiveness and the divisive microaggressions of the alt right, which is offensive." - #Stay woke



-ORIGINAL GENERIC WP CARD WITH NO NAME STILL AVAILABLE! SEARCH SELLER (AmerICanByAmerican) TO FIND ITEM-





DETAILS: Custom printed card, with an official looking hologram overlay and then all laminated together. Looks and feels professional/authentic and the best part is its sized and fits where any credit card would fit.