

Vogon Poetry

A sample of the third worst poetry in the world, delivered to your inbox. Simply fill in your name and email address, and answer the questions. Click the 'Send me my poem' button, and your poem will be delivered by email.

Poetry

...and its application to torture

Vogons

Green, Ugly, very bad poets.

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Vogon Poem Generator



Your name:



Your email address :



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A word that describes your mother:

An unsuitable colour for a t-shirt:

Something that smells:

A friend's name:

A word that describes how you feel when you first wake up in the morning:

Something small and green:

A completely made up word:

A word that sounds rude, but isn't:

Something you'd find in your fridge:

An ugly animal:

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