A real "blast" from the past. In a clever display of grooming irony, users shoot this vintage 357 Magnum Hair Dryer at their heads to avoid committing style suicide. We can see it now, the biggest public service campaign since, This Is Your Brain, This Is Your Brain on Drugs: Blow Your Hair Out, Not Your Brains Out.

The Magnum 357 stylist is an original, made in 1981 by Jerdon. You may have seen it on the big screen back in the day--it made a cameo in both Reckless Kelly and Caddyshack 2. The blow dryer's shell is gleaming white, with chrome-colored plastic, and a faux-pearl handle. Operation is strictly point-and-shoot, with a trigger "On" switch that latches at the user's desired power setting. Beauty's secret weapon also comes with a white holster that can be wall-mounted.