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Claymation is the world's least loved form of animation. No one really likes it -- we just put up with it because we understand that we could never do something like that ourselves. It must be daunting as hell to make those raisins dance and sing, not to mention all the effort going into smoothing the fingerprints out of Gromit's face. But at the end of the day, everything looks a bit like the nightmares of a cartoon sex offender. And that's a pretty decent segue into this video.

This particular art is entitled seximation. It was created by master of the genre Shitwolf and stars Fred Tunnle Fucker and Tammy Tit Lick. No, I'm not the one who mistyped "tunnel." It could be a family name, though, so I'm just leaving it as is.

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I couldn't tell who was who at first, but I guess the one with hair is Tammy. Fred is bald, and may also be Eric Bana's character from Star Trek. The action is intensely shaky and also made of clay, meaning it's terrible in every way. It's sexy in the way that being kicked in the stomach after a big meal is sexy. Remember that guy in the movie Se7en? I typed it with a number in it because I'm picking up what David Fincher was putting down. I'm totally hep. Hep!

If I had to guess, I'd say that probably only stop motion animation would be more off-putting in a pornographic setting, because when I think of stop motion, I tend to imagine Japanese horror movies and old Harryhausen flicks, neither of which I have been able to really appropriately fap to. However, watching Claymation anal is really up there on the list of things that don't cause much groin jitterbugging.