According to eyewitnesses, this is a video of a Hummer waiting in line at a gas station when a woman in a Grand Cherokee, fed up with the line, decides to take her road rage off the road and into a service station to cut in line and take the next pump. Aaaaaaaand that's when she crashes head-on into the thing, knocks it over, and sets her car on fire. Smooth, lady. See? This is EXACTLY why-- "Women shouldn't be allowed to drive?" What? Nooooooooooo. I was gonna say this is why...*think quick, GW, think!*...I only use full-service pumps. *phew, good save*

Hit the jump for a couple videos, the first of which from a local news channel that sucks and probably makes you watch an ad before it, and another from a different angle.

Driver Causes Gas Pump Explosion In Miami Beach [cbs]

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Inconsiderate Gas Station Line-Cutting Woman Causes Huge Explosion [gizmodo]

Thanks to ben, who once drove away from the pump with the nozzle still in his gas tank and it tore off and he got embarrassed. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!! A friend's mom did that when we were in the car in high school and I laughed so hard I was never allowed to spend the night after that.