Last night, Boston Red Sox DH/legend David Ortiz played his final game. It's hard to believe that this is really it after the amazing season Ortiz put together, and especially hard when you consider all 16 seasons Ortiz played for the BoSox were amazing in their own way. In fact, when you look at everything in Ortiz's career as a whole, it's evident that he's the greatest Red Sox player that's ever lived. Purists might prefer Ted Williams or Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski, but Ortiz has them beat both in wins and personality. And yet, despite playing through the Internet age and the bore-ification of baseball, Ortiz never seemed hungry for the spotlight—it just couldn't stop shining on him in the biggest moments. And, as we all know, those moments were when he was always at his best. Here are 34 reasons David Ortiz is obviously the Red Sox G.O.A.T.

1. He broke The Curse.

2. He helped Pedro Martinez convert his embarrassing "Who's your daddy?" moment into a triumphant "Who's your papi?" moment in the same season.

3. In 2004, before helping the Red Sox defeat the Evil Empire™, hit a walk-off, opposite field home run to send the Red Sox to the ALCS.

4. He hit one of the all-time great post-season grand slams in 2013, leading to this iconic photo.

5. He won a World Series title in 2007, spoiling Red Sox fans who had suffered an 86-year drought until 2004.

6. Other than Pedro Martinez, not one other Red Sox player to have their number retired ever won a World Series. That includes Ted Williams (9), Joe Cronin (4), Bobby Doerr (1), Carl Yastrzemski (8), Carlton Fisk (27), Johnny Pesky (6), Jim Rice (14), and Wade Boggs (26).

7. In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombings in 2013, Ortiz stood before a packed Fenway Park and said "This is our fucking city! And nobody gonna dictate our freedom." You heard it here first: Papi 2020.

8. He was part of back-to-back-to-back home runs with Manny Ramirez and Kevin Youkilis in the 2007 ALCS.