For those that treat Twitter as a voyueristic thrill, Jose Canseco is a rare gem.

To review (in reverse order):

Actually, he hit .312 with a home run every 13 at-bats. If you want to split hairs. Yes, yes it is. Apparently the first groups of people Canseco can think to compare himself to are murderers and child molesters.

And for those interested, here was Canseco’s convincing argument last night when he was begging Billy Beane for a job.