It’s going to be dangerous to trick-or-treat this Halloween due to the coronavirus pandemic. The only way you’re getting candy from a stranger this year is by putting on a mask and going to the grocery store. Share:

You know the reason they call it, “Florida man” Because there’s only going to be one guy left in florida when all this coronavirus stuff is over. Share:

They say coronavirus came from China. I am not buying it, no one can sneeze that hard. Share:

Herman Cain is going to find out about the Coronavirus 5x5x5 plan. Positive test within 5 days of TrumpRallyTulsa



He spread Coronavirus to least 5 of his friends



He only has 5 minutes left of his 15 minutes of fame Share:

If the Coronavirus really was made in China, we don't really have much to worry about... ...it won't last long. Share:

Michael J. Fox has contracted coronavirus Contact tracing shows he got it from shaking hands Share:

What would be the scariest coronavirus costume? One without a mask Share:

We have passed 10 million subscribers. Thank you very much for joining us. Sincerely Coronavirus Share:

What did the head of WHO say when he was asked, "How did China's president convince you Coronavirus is under control?" Xi blinded me with science. Share:

Doctor, when is the coronavirus pandemic going to end? I don't know, I'm not that into politics. Share:

If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and.. Why K-pop? Share:

What's the difference between the coronavirus and a BMW? The coronavirus has the pricks outside. Share:

Coronavirus has its own YouTube channel now. Already 8,931,812 followers and counting. Share:

Coronavirus has finally made me less racist Now I also cross the street when a white person approaches me on the sidewalk Share:

My fortune cookie said that something positive would happen to me this week and it finally happened!!! Guys do you know what this coronavirus thing is? Share:

Cute pickup line below I think I just gave you coronavirus because I can’t stop staring achoo Share:

What does Coronavirus and Cops have in common? They both take your breath away. Share:

Yo mama is like the coronavirus She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her. Share:

Quarantining and social distancing for coronavirus has caused dating to become less distinct It's harder to make out Share:

Donald Trump set a new world record today. He has helped America to get to 1 million cases of Coronavirus the fascist.



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For the first time this year I didn't go in a European trip due to coronavirus Every year I don't go because of money Share:

Next year we'll be laughing about the great Coronavirus fears of today \-Not every one of us, of course... Share:

Y’all heard of that new disease called Delicious? It’s a perfect mix between Coronavirus and Lyme disease Share:

It’s recently been discovered coronavirus spreads fastest on pirate ships It’s because they have a really high R number Share:

In recent weeks, interest in reading long works of fiction has gone way down Due to the novel coronavirus Share:

CDC announces a new dye that turns coronavirus black so police will kill it for us. Share:

My Mom’s sister got Coronavirus so I bought her a new computer. The warranty said it came with free “Aunty-virus” protection software. Share:

The worst part of having to do zoom classes out due to coronavirus is I keep getting bullet holes in my monitor Share:

My buddy still plans to throw a party despite this coronavirus Please send him your thots and players Share:

This coronavirus quarantine is great.. Today I set a new personal record for beers consumed during Mass. Share:

A Coronavirus sketch I just watched on tv: A couple struggling to survive being cooped up at home are feeling a bit better as they finish off their fourth glass of wine for each. And the wife says "Well we made it to 10 am." Share:

My wife and coronavirus have something in common. I have no control of either so I just learned to deal with it. Share:

If the coronavirus were to come from somewhere in Japan, what do think Trump would call it? Probably the kimono-virus. Share:

So there I was - - out of work, day drinking in my underwear and moaning about the future.



Then the coronavirus hit. Share:

Chuck Norris Caught CoronaVirus The CoronaVirus is now hospitalized on ventilator support. Share:

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now But you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you get it. Share:

Doctors discovered that during the coronavirus quarantine your food tastes different. It’s either a symptom or it’s because everybody started washing their hands. Share:

No wonder China is behind the Coronavirus We even saw a big red flag 🇨🇳 Share:

“Breaking news” Florida man with coronavirus arrested for coughing on people in public.



Says he was “spreading positivity” Share: