We tend not to think of most criminals as genius masterminds -- if they were really smart, they wouldn't get caught in the first place. But there are some recent criminals who have such an antiquated concept of modern technology that they seem to view the Internet, cellphones, and incriminating footage as part of some untraceable cloud of witchcraft.

5 Suspect Gets into Facebook Comment War on His Own Mugshot, Gets Arrested

Matthew Oliver was wanted by police for punching a man in the face and stealing his wallet at a Family Dollar, because bargains can affect your judgment in powerful ways. (Well, drugs too.) The Pasco County sheriff's office decided to post his mugshot on their Facebook page as the "fugitive of the day" to try to generate some tips, but were stunned when Oliver himself began commenting on it in an incandescent rage normally reserved for a Pacific Rim fan thread.