One of the purveyors of TheDirty.com (né DirtyScottsdale.com), a Web site that aggregates pictures of attractive women and invites viewers to nitpick their appearance, revealed the identity of one of the message board’s most prolix patrons. The Dirty founder Scott Karamian claimed in a blog post yesterday that the pseudonym Brock Landers belonged to one Ben Quayle, son of former vice president Dan Quayle, and current Republican Congressional candidate from Arizona. The Washington Post reports: “Quayle had a featured section on the site, Karamian said, called ‘Brock’s Chick,’ in which he sought to ‘find the hottest chick in Scottsdale.’ He added that ‘Without Ben, there would be no TheDirty.com.’”

At first, Quayle denied his connection to The Dirty and the filthy things therein, but Karamian responded to Quayle’s dismissal of the charges with a message to the candidate: “I am not attacking you, I am just being honest. Stop listening to your bull sh*t advisors because they are making you look stupid. If you don’t remember me or Brock Landers that is cool. I guess I don’t remember the time you banged [redacted] (a chick) in my spare bedroom. I just let randoms spend the night and have sex with strangers should I continue?” he asked, we believe rhetorically. Finally, Quayle admitted that he “just posted comments to try to drive some traffic” but insisted he was not Brock Landers. We covered our keyboard in Saran-wrap and Purell and made our way through the archives of the site, picking out postings from “Brock Landers.” Our five favorites (favorites?) after the jump. • “I was sitting at a table at the Mirage last April and this Kate Goslin look alike stumbled by with some black dude hanging all over him. They were both totally tanked and heading straight for the elevators.”

• “ummmmmmmmmm

she looks like she could be his daughter - they both have the same kind of pug-face, boxer who took too many shots to the nose look, eh?”

• “Does anyone notice the guy in the middle of the second picture. That jackass was on the Dirty about 3-4 weeks ago with his little homo friend. They must run in packs.”

• “may I smell yo finger pleeeze”

• “If I was around she wouldn’t EVER need butt floss”

And, finally, the Brock’s Chick manifesto:

“As I wrote in my first post, every once in awhile I will post a picture of a foxy lady who resides in Scottsdale. I requested submissions from the DS readers, and thanks to all of your emails, I received a whopping zero pictures. Jesus I almost feel like the kid who eats paste in elementary school almost.

Fortunately, after spending a night sitting on my couch, in the dark, with a bottle of whiskey, rhythmically flicking the switch on my table side lamp on and off, I remembered that I had the entire DS picture vault at my disposal. Flush with this realization, and coupled with the fact that I have a king-sized ego that can overcome any emotional setbacks, I poured through the numerous pictures on file at the DS headquarters and found the first lady worthy of some recognition.”

For the record, Quayle is running on a platform of “Barack Obama is the worst president ever” and not “leadership means sitting in the dark with a bottle of whiskey.”