This retard wants money to write a blog that is completely free to make. Your money in particular.

“So I’ve set up a Go Fund Me page for the Gamer Dad“. Um… why the hell did you set up a crowdfunding page for a fucking blog? To begin with; it’s completely idiotic to ask for money for a blog when you’re writing on said blog right now, but if you really needed money for a blog you can use your own fucking money, parasite.

“I don’t normally talk about me but now I will“. What does that have to do with anything?

“I’m disabled and it’s gonna be a uphill fight for disability been told 2 years at least if I get started now. I had back surgery last year and will forever have multiple back issues“. Oh, of course. He tries to inspire pity with his unspecified disability to beg for money. But he’s not even begging for money for a wheel chair or medical treatment: he’s begging for money for A BLOG. So why did he even mention it? At no point in the did he say he’s unable to work!

“Luckily I can walk again“. I’m 100% sure he has been able to walk since he was a baby.

“and play games at all cause a year ago I could barely walk and couldn’t sit for more than 20 mins“. You know you’re seeing a responsible parent when he celebrates that he can still play video games, but being able to work to feed his child is not worth mentioning.

And since when is it necessary to walk to play video games?

“I want to make this blog bigger and better!“. Does he think money is gonna make him a better writer?

“I would love for everyone to spread the word“. Imagine that…

“Hey there Jimmy! How about you give some of your hard-earned money to this beggar so he can buy unspecified products?”

“and I want to expand into more than a blog“. It’s a blog. How are you going to make it “more than a blog”? What does that even mean?

“bring more content from more consoles more games, anime, tv shows, and more!“. So he wants to talk about stuff in his free blog; which is by definition made to talk about stuff. Why does he need money to do that? Is he fucking retarded? Well he is fucking retarded, I don’t need to say it, the problem is that he takes us for idiots and he wants to steal our money (how the hell did Go Fund Me approve this project?).

“I’ve already branched out into Japanese games a little and want to continue“. I’m clueless as to why it’s relevant at all that he has played Japanese games, he says it like it’s some sort of accomplishment.

But he may be right though; have you ever even heard of Mario? Maybe this wacky individual will tell us more about these… “video game” thingamajigs if I give him some spare change.

“The link below is to the page and anything even a share is appreciated“. So in the entire blog post he doesn’t mention how much money does he want or anything at all; for that you’re gonna have to click on his shitty Go Fund Me project (even the name of the website sounds completely shameless):

When I said “shitty project” I wasn’t kidding; look at that. The picture has nothing to fucking do with his blog, it looks like it was taken with a disposable camera (in 2015), and he couldn’t even center himself or his baby in the frame.

Here we can finally see that his funding goal is 2,500 dollars. It is not specified anywhere on the page what that absurd amount of money was supposed to be used for, and thankfully people aren’t as retarded as Samuel Hulbert thinks they are, because nobody donated a fucking dime.

The only reason we are given to ask for this money, is this small paragraph right here:

“Help me expand the content brought to you through my blog“. Expand it how?!

“I’m disabled and dedicated to my blog just need a little help!“. He mentions his unspecified disability again for the sole reason of inspiring pity (he must think he’s 6 years old if he thinks that’s gonna cause pity), and we already know that he’s not disabled. He could write from his bed if you was really that bad, and he doesn’t mention having any sort of hand problems that would prevent him from writing. Stephen Hawking lived his life talking with his cheek on a wheel chair, and he didn’t ask for alms like this bitch.

“I want to bring gaming news updates reviews“. People do that for free, you son of a bitch.

“Adding. Japanese games and Anime as well“. Why the fuck is that relevant?!

“Any donations are greatly appreciated and thank you for helping me achieve a dream“. What dream?! A dream of having a blog? You mean the blog you already have?!

So he asks for thousands of dollars for no reasonable reason, there’s no sort of guarantee that any money donated will NOT go straight into his pocket, and the project itself looks like it was made in 5 minutes by the baby in the picture. He couldn’t even set up a decent image when shamelessly asking for 2,500 DOLLARS!

The only thing that comes to mind is that he wants a .com domain (which is completely unnecessary), but the thing is that it only costs 18 dollars a year on WordPress, so with the money he asked for he would be able to buy a .com domain for over 138 years:

Pay for it yourself, motherfucker. You’re clearly not too disabled to write if you can ask for money on the internet.

Oh and guess what? After telling that guy about this post: the GoFundMe page was taken down!