Alex C.:

Hey bro, I'm actually going to be going to a Vemma meeting on Wednesday night, you wanna come with so you can get a better understanding? Plus there will be many new BMWs haha

Cody B.:

Sorry. Can't.

Alex C.:

All good bro, maybe next time, but you're gonna miss out on joining me on getting our BMWs! Haha

Cody B.:

I'm good. I already have one.

Alex C.:

Yeah I remember seeing it back in the day haha and it was a nice one at that, but if I were to offer you a new 5 series and a grand a month would you deny that? Because that's the same opportunity haha

Cody B.:

Much rather have the E46 3 series than a bloated ass 528i with shitty graphics on the side. Also a personal escort would be pretty nice.

Alex C.:

File Transfer: IMG_8062.jpgIdk dude, that looks like sex to my eyes haha that one is my uncles and id kill several babies for it... Haha you can always just garage it for fun to show off haha

Cody B.:

That's not a 5 series. That's an F30 3 series. Also nice job of hiding the ratchet ass graphics on the side.

Alex C.:

Haha well yeah I was just saying you could get a new 5 series, you can get w/e you want just as long as it's not old haha well yeah but that's why they pay for it haha I mean you can opt out if the car and they'll pay you half the amount every month in cash, but the money would be coming out of your pocket, the Vemma logo on the side would just make you more money haha I mean yeah I agree they don't look nice but that's the price if they're gonna buy you a new BMW or Mercedes haha

Cody B.:

So do you have your BMW yet?

Alex C.:

Nah, it took my uncle 6 months and I've been in it for about 1 1/2 months and I'm about half way to the car

Cody B.:

So a college kid getting a brand new base level 320i for selling product for 3 months? Sure. Right.

Alex C.:

Yeah bro, I have about 50 people under me already, you need 120 under you to get car qualifies and I'm about to reach my second month of actively pursuing Vemma, and you don't ever sell the product, you just drink it and share it with friends, bro trust me, there are seriously 14 year olds who have the car but can't drive it because they don't have their licenses... It's sad hahaha if you come to one of the meetings that my uncles hold for over 200 people every week, I'll prove to you that it's possible and if you still say no then I'll say alright and I'll never bring this up to you again haha but I figured as you being a BMW lover and a chill/funny guy that this would be a good opportunity for you

Cody B.:

I don't understand. If you don't even sell the product how does the company make enough money off you to pay for your BMW? They wouldn't be in business if they were just giving 14 year olds free cars.

Also I like old BMWs. Not the cheap shit they make now. Nice try though.

Alex C.:

Ok so for every 1$ they make they pay 50 cents back to people like me who are brand partners, they're an A+ in the Better Business Bureau, two NBA teams are advocates of it, they make millions a month in sales. And it doesn't matter about age bro, as long as you're enrolling people, you get paid doesn't matter about age, but if you are under 18 then you have to have your parents consent but besides that it doesn't matter.

Cody B.:

But how do they make that $1 to begin with if you're not selling anything?

Also I don't give a flying ho-ho fuck who endorses it or whoevers dick at the BBB got sucked for that A+ rating.

Alex C.:

When you sign up, you can sign up as one if two people, a brand partner or a customer, a customer just purely buys the product and doesn't get paid, a brand partner buys the product every month but gets paid when they enroll people, the products are legitimate products, they're not just a bag of air, I personally get their healthy energy drink and I had never used energy drinks before, but now I take a verve (the energy drink) every day before work or class so I stay awake and alive haha they also have a daily vitamin shot that provides you with all your daily vitamins and a liquid shot, and they also have a drink for kids and a protein powder and weightloss supplement, so not everyone does the business aspect

Cody B.:

File Transfer: Screen Shot 2013-07-01 at 10.14.48 PM.pngNice try. Also who is writing your script?

Alex C.:

If you read "Vemma is being updated by the bbb" thenFile Transfer: IMG_2758.pngI would show the reasons but it wouldn't fit and no one is... I'm going off facts bro. My uncles have a car, I don't see how it can be fake

Cody B.:

Send me the link to that page.

Alex C.:

http://www.bbb.org/raleigh-durham/business-reviews/multi-level-selling-companies/vemma-in-oxford-nc-90076602 There's another

http://vemmasample.com/

Cody B.:

If they're in Oxford, NC, then why are they lauded as "Vemma Ranked in Top 50 Private AZ Companies 9/14/2012" and based out of Arizona.

Alex C.:

Idk, but if this was a fake or uncredible business then why would my uncles but a building in cam purely for Vemma, and how would they make millions of dollars in sales each month

That's why I like people to come to meetings, so you can see that it is legit and that it's not just 2 people being successful but a lot of people being successful in it

Cody B.:

So... would this break up my busy schedule of masturbating and playing Minecraft while listening to Pink Floyd?

Alex C.:

Slightly... Haha no not really, I actually have a similar schedule minus the pink Floyd haha and you play minecraft? But nah, the business is seriously just txting and talking to people, not very difficult haha

Cody B.:

Sounds like too much work for my hands to me.

Alex C.:

Well if you play minecraft and masturbate then your hands are perfectly in shape for it. You play on Xbox or computer?

Cody B.:

I don't masturbate and play Minecraft simultaneously. What kind of a sick Minecraft fetish son of a bitch do you think I am?

Alex C.:

Well you know... Some people are into that kind of stuff! I mean there are some pretty weird mods out there... But real talk Vemma doesn't take any effort, the most effort it takes is at the beginning but after that it's all down hill and smooth sailing

Cody B.:

What do you have to do in the beginning that is so hard?

Alex C.:

Enrolling someone, because say you enroll person A, you now have 1 person under you, then person A enrolls 2 others, you now have 3 people, each of those 3 people enroll two people then you already have 12 people and it just escalates from there, that's why the beginning is tough but once you have a solid group then you don't have to worry about getting people

Cody B.:

Hmm. Is there a diagram for that? Hmm. It seems like it would be shaped... like a pyramid. Is there a name for this scheme?

Alex C.:

Oh wait... What's that? Every business structure ever made? Yeah exactly haha more like a pyramid than Vemma because in the business structure you can never and will never make more money than the tier above you, in Vemma you can... File Transfer: IMG_5642.png

Cody B.:

Except average income of someone is $500 a year in your little game. Also what does Bernie madoff think of your little game?

Alex C.:

'Little game' ok and I could care less about what other people think of it because it works and is working for tons if people

Cody B.:

Hmm. I make that a month doing almost fuck all work, and don't have to shell out an exorbitant sum of money to buy a starter pack that may guarantee me something lesser than what I already have.

I have a steady and guaranteed job which doesn't require me to buy into anything.

Alex C.:

That 500$ a year is complete bs first of all, I bet that's calculating everyone in the business including the customers lol but I make 300$ a month whether I jack off or sleep

Cody B.:

$300 a month? Hah. I do much better in 4 days a month work.

*8.

Alex C.:

Yeah but I don't think you understand... I make 300 a month for life until I die... If you miss a day of work you don't get paid, I don't have to work to get paid.

Cody B.:

So you're capitalizing on others work. Also why miss a day of work when you do 14 minutes a work an hour? Also, at my job, I get to talk to the library patrons, and doing such things as talking to girls. It beats sitting around all day and jerking off and sleeping.

Alex C.:

Well you see I also get paid to go to work, go to school, play soccer and actually get with girls and party so I'd say I win, think what you want bro, but you're the one missing out on a good business opportunity and if you're too blind by society then go ahead and when I start making a lot of money I'll be sure to thank you for inspiring me to do this that much more

Cody B.:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Alex C.:

Well cool lol

Cody B.:

Smoke on your pipe and put your fruity ass drink in.

Also how do you get chicks when you sit around and smack your yak all day?

What sets this apart from Herbalife or Amway or Mary Kay?

Alex C.:

It's called a joke bro, but I actually went to a party Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights and fucked a girl on Sunday so I guess that's how lol and nothing except for the fact that with those, you only get money for the people you recruit not the people they recruit too, so it's a lot harder, with Vemma it's easier

Cody B.:

So you capitalize off of other peoples work? Also I didn't ask about your sex life, Mark.

Alex C.:

You asked how I get girls and I told you. And no, what work? There is no work, you talk to people... And you had to put in the work in the first place to recruit them

Cody B.:

So I'd be under you so I would be your pawn. You would profit over my work.

Alex C.:

No dude, because anyone else who I get goes under you, so say I enroll you, then I enroll person A, they go under you, so it's a group effort and with the group I'm in it's more like a family thing.

Alex C.:

No dude, because anyone else who I get goes under you, so say I enroll you, then I enroll person A, they go under you, so it's a group effort and with the group I'm in it's more like a family thing

Cody B.:

So you got in contact with me again for personal profit? Not a good friend to me.

Alex C.:

You would be profiting too but I guess if you don't like to make money than this business isn't for you

Cody B.:

Erm... You see me as $$$, not a friend. You got in contact with me again to try and shove your Ponzi scheme down my throat. Please fuck off into the opposite direction and never contact me again.

Alex C.:

LOL ok cool kid who has so much going on

Cody B.:

Eat shit you cunt. I hope your BMW breaks down on you.

Alex C.:

Cool story bro

Cody B.:

You won't fucking leave me alone until I suck your dick.

Alex C.:

Well you see but I'm not into that kind of stuff, I actually like girls so yeah stop fantasizing please but see ya and good luck in life and I hope you become successful!

Cody B.: