House Republicans' proposal for repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act, secretly crafted by Paul Ryan and proudly endorsed by President Trump, is finally here, and in a rare and heartening display of national unity, pretty much everyone hates it. Democrats loathe the proposal because it cruelly slashes healthcare benefits for millions of lower-income Americans, while many on the right think the bill should slash those benefits further. Ah, bipartisanship!

As it turns out, even the super-right is thoroughly unimpressed the Republican Party's efforts. Breitbart News, the venerable conspiracy theory clearinghouse formerly helmed by White House chief strategist Steve Bannon, came out firing yesterday, dragging the TrumpCare scheme for being soft on illegal immigration—because, you know, everything in Breitbartland relates to illegal immigration, obviously.

Today, Business Insider scored a furious Slack snippet purportedly from Breitbart's Washington editor Matthew Boyle, whose very weak haiku attempt is something like eight times funnier if you imagine him very seriously saying it like Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.

Although Breitbart was viewed as friendly in the early days of the Trump White House, this isn't the first time it's tried to bite the tiny hand that feeds. A few weeks ago, Bannon reportedly lit in to Boyle after the site ran a story claiming that Reince Priebus, long rumored to be locked in a probably-unwinnable power struggle with Bannon, could lose his job over the resignation of Michael Flynn. Boyle, a reasonable, level-headed guy who sounds like exactly the type you want running a newsroom, reportedly responded by telling staffers that Bannon had committed "treason." (Against Breitbart, that is. Not against—well, never mind.)

Hmmm. At a time when Breitbart has managed to become more powerful and influential than ever, why would someone at the site want to turn on Trump, leaking Boyle's betrayal accusation and sharing the receipts with Business Insider? Here are a few theories.