Picture Of The Day: I Want This Guy’s Job!

So where should I start?

Where did this guy go to school and what program did he major in to become the official thigh-taper of the USC Song Girls? Are there currently any openings for such a position? And how does one apply for such a job?

Sure, it may appear as though this sexy young female is having fun. But trust me. No one is having as much fun as that 45-year-old man who gets to put his hands up her skirt and call it his job. And if he is smart, he will apply those bandages loose enough so that she will have to come back to be re-taped. I guess “dream jobs” really do exist.

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