Caliborn unintentionally unlocks a cabinet and discovers a game cartridge designed to tell the rest of Act 6 behind his back. He sabotages it with Special Stardust and sticks it in.

In Caliborn’s version, Bogus John dies when the meteor hits his house.

Having achieved total domination over his quest, Caliborn takes over the story and retells Homestuck Act 1 in his own style.

John returns to Lomax to find the ring missing. Astonished, he zaps away again.

Roxy reciprocates and relates Calliope’s problem. John offers to get the Ring of Life for her.

John tells Roxy all about what happened in his session.

Jane outlines her imperious intentions. Jake appeals to Brain Ghost Dirk, but he is not real enough to help.

John sweeps the glitches away unnoticed by Jane or Jake.

The stumps and dismay begin to get to us.

John zaps behind himself, reverting canon events by zapping himself away from Lohac before he is noticed.

Terezi blindfolds herself and goes hunting for Gamzee.

John zaps back to Lohac just as Jade is telling Dave to fight.

Jane sells Kanaya an obscene amount of troll blood at an obscene profit.

Dirk contacts Dave, who confuses him for Davesprite due to the glitch noise.

Jade kicks the Mayor off the roof. Dave swoops down and saves him from the lava.

Flying back from the edge of the Medium, Dirk asks Lil Hak for a situation report and regrets it.

John narrowly blows away from Jade again. Rose discovers the theft of her pillow.

John blows the artifacts away. He discusses his canonspace ability with Rose and she asks him to find the Nobles.

Rose and Terezi suffer sensory overload on Lolar as the gross stardust settles in. Gamzee steals Rose’s pillow under cover of the glitches.

Jane resurrects Karkat. John eludes Jade with a canonspace jump. She zaps after him, leaving Jane alone with the trolls.

Jade and Jane visit Karkat and Kanaya on Lofaf. Jade explains how she rescued Alpha Earth and orders the trolls to go see Echidna. They refuse. Jane proves her resolve by impaling Karkat on her trident.

On the run from Grimbark Jade, John blows away.

Dave, back in his apartment on Lohac with the Mayor, reminisces. John zaps in and catches Dave looking at his old selfies.

Jade scatters Karkat, Kanaya, Rose, Terezi, Dave, and the Vagabond around the newly merged session. They suffer amnesia and glitched dialogue.

Jade pilots the meteor through a Skaia defense portal and sends it crashing into Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse. Then the story skips due to the dust in the cartridge. We glimpse Jane ectobiologizing with GCat, and Jade fighting John.

Bogus Dave defeats some Emberley minions. Caliborn tries to reward him with a kiss from Bogus Rose. John, angered, breaks Bogus Dave and calls Caliborn a creep.

They ride Emberley horses through the Emberley land. John crashes Shit Biscuit into Bogus Roxy and she falls apart.

Bogus Dave and his entourage enter the Land of Someone’s Handicrafts I Took.

The real John intrudes on Homosuck. Caliborn tries to cover up John’s presence.

The Condesce flies in on the Battleship Condescension.

Gamzee catches Terezi at the edge of the lava and pulls her up. Rose shoots a spell at them.

Jane’s royal sceptre culling fork sinks into the lava, offering cloud visions in its melting Skaian orb.

Jake returns from a death judged neither heroic nor just. He and Rose watch as Gamzee gets his revenge on Terezi. Gamzee slams Terezi into the house piece, breaking it in two.

Gamzee breaks free of Aranea’s mind control and turns the tables on Terezi.

Aranea’s soul snaps back into her body. Jane charges at her and is not deterred by psychically induced sleep.

Noir and the Monarch chase after GCat without putting down the body. Dave flies off after them.

Terezi tries in vain to kill Gamzee, driving him back over the lake of lava.

Gamzee tackles and gropes Jane. Dave arrives and discovers Jade under the house.

Jade, not knowing whether she is dead or dreaming, visits Calliope in her sanctuary in the Furthest Ring.

Aranea introduces herself to Roxy and puts her to sleep.

Aranea drops Jade’s house on her, killing her. Jade’s death is judged just.

A lake of lava forms next to the Forge.

overwhelms the power of the Green Sun , defeating Jade and knocking her unconscious.

Jade switches the planets, bringing everyone from Derse to LOFAF. Karkat sees the

Roxy scarpers, avoiding the angels flying out of the hopesplosion.

Jade joins Jane on Derse. Their contemplation of the shitty parking job is interrupted by a giant hopesplosion.

Jane follows the battleship to Derse, where it has been parked illegally, and rings Jade.

Harnessing the telekinetic power of her ghosty Damaras, Aranea pilots the battleship away from Lomax.

Meenah rings Aranea and asks her to come back to the Furthest Ring. Aranea declines, revealing her plan to single-handedly avert the creation of the cherubs’ universe.

Gamzee brings the ring to the Furthest Ring and gives it to Aranea. She puts it on and joins him in the waking world.

Gamzee, having stolen the Ring of Life, goes to sleep in the fridge on the battleship.

Caliborn perfects his crafts manship and becomes the Supreme Doujinshi Man Gaka.

The Condesce flicks the Ring of Life off Aranea’s finger and snaps her neck. Aranea’s death is judged just.

The Condesce has Aranea at her mercy.

Karkat, Jake, Jane, Gamzee, Kanaya, and Dave die. Jake and Dave’s deaths are judged heroic. Jane’s death is judged just. Terezi and Rose are critically wounded. Roxy rescues Rose. Lofaf and Lolar collide. Lohac and Locah collide. Lotak and Lomax collide.

Caliborn suffers a creative calamity. He rejects his manga phase, falls back on the basics, and designs the stage on which his masterpiece will be presented.

On Lowas, the funeral is over and the salamanders have gone home. John returns to Roxy and gives her the Ring of Life. They hold hands and zap away with the entire planet and comic frame.

Karkat, Kanaya, and Sollux arrive on the roof. John greets Karkat warmly, gives him the scarf, and zaps off. Sollux chalks it up to shenanigans.

After clocking Vriska, John greets Terezi and discovers there is one last instruction he can’t fulfill. He doesn’t have a wallet to give her.

The seventh key thought sends John to the rooftop trial. The scarf instructs him to knock Vriska unconscious before Terezi kills her.

Jane continues her account of the prison break. Jane tried to do the lifey thing to resurrect Roxy—and that is the last thing she remembers. She thinks she was struck down by the surprise leader of the attack, who was not expected to be alive or present in the session.

The sixth key thought sends John to the Drop Inn while Gamzee is flashstepping around Terezi. The scarf instructs him to honk one of Gamzee’s horns. Terezi discovers Gamzee and, a moment later, busts down the door in her Redglare outfit carrying his tied-up ass.

The fifth key thought sends John to where Gamzee left Nepeta’s corpse to frame Vriska. John leaves a note for Terezi.

The fourth key thought sends John to Terezi investigating Tavros’s murder. The scarf instructs him to return the scalemate while her back is turned.

On LOWAS, Roxy and the salamanders hold a funeral for Rose with Bro’s sword for a headstone. Jaspersprite shows up.

The session proceeded as previously seen, including Jade and Jane’s corruption, until Jade went to the meteor, at which point Jane and the Condesce lost track of her. The meteor crew stayed together and attacked Derse’s prison. Roxy took a culling fork through the chest for Rose.

Having joined the trollsona club, Jane tells Jade and Calliope what she remembers of the alpha session. Calliope illustrates Jane’s story.

The third key thought sends John to Terezi’s hive again after it has been built up in Sgrub. The scarf instructs him to write “you don’t need him” on her wall.

The second key thought sends John to Terezi playing Courtblock Drama in her hive. The scarf instructs him to steal a scalemate while her back is turned.

After babbling and hugging his friends, John flies off to the battleship and takes the ring he left on his couch.

The instructions on the scarf are preceded by key thoughts that send John to moments in Terezi’s past just like the mindy thing did. The first thought sends him back to his reunion with the meteor crew when they were dumped at the Slab of the Jaded Fool’s Ennui.

Jane enters the sanctuary bubble where Calliope has been drawing Jade’s stories. They give her a warm greeting.

By following the instructions, John will fix Terezi’s mistakes and change the outcome of the new session. But this time, John’s retroactively preemptive continuity adjustment will not be a true retcon, because the text of Homestuck will still contain the version of events where he was absent.

John sends his past self away and then asks Terezi what he should do with the power to change canon. Terezi writes a list of instructions in her own blood on the scarf she used as a blindfold, gives John the scarf, and dies.

Meenah and Vriska tour a carnival in their dream bubble. Vriska decides to get a tattoo.

John decides to go to Terezi for advice. He concentrates on when Terezi did the mindy thing and zaps back to that very moment.

John first zaps to his own entry item creation, then to Hearts Boxcars eating Eggs , where Clover spots him, and then to himself about to derail Dave’s argument with Jade. As seen before, he zaps himself away before he is noticed.

John encounters Roxy, whose denizen Nix told her to go to Lowas or be left behind in a dead end. They discuss being nowhere.

John’s land has been relocated from the Medium to nowhere. The fireflies are freed.

A puff of air ejects the Act 6 Act 6 Supercartridge, knocking out all the Special Stardust.

John plays his song through the clean pipes of Lowas, blowing away all the clouds.

John’s denizen, Typheus, challenged him to master his canon-zapping power or die. But instead of removing himself, John zapped away the oil he was drowning in. All the oil on Lowas was dispersed throughout canon. The planet was finally clean.

The second story is about John resuming his personal quest in the Special Stardust timeline after everything went wrong.

The first story is about how Jade’s past differs from the one we saw. During the trip through the Yellow Yard, Typheus made Lowas explode with John and Davesprite on it, leaving Jade dismayed and alone for the rest of the journey. Then she dreamed and met the Calliope who predominated.

Jade tells Callie two stories she remembers while Callie illustrates them in a book.

Terezi tries a mindy thing and then sends John on his way.

Roxy suggests John should go to his denizen. John agrees on the condition that Roxy goes to hers. Roxy leaves to see Nix.

Terezi reports that everyone is dead and tells John to change what happened.

Jade and Callie talk about their childhood. Jade recalls that she met a god tier ghost Calliope who told her some stories in an earlier dream.

Terezi flies in on her dragon rocket, crash lands in front of John, and headbutts him for asking a stupid question.

John and Roxy grieve and contemplate giving up the game.

Roxy takes Rose to Lopan. Rose laments losing Kanaya and then dies. Rose’s death is judged heroic.

John meets Dirk, who has returned from the edge of the session. Dirk becomes incoherent amid the glitch noise. John sees Roxy airlifting Rose.

Only Lowas and Lopan are intact. John flies around, examining the wreckage of the other six planets.

The Nobles will make a comeback with help from Arquiusprite. Dirk will suck Caliborn, Arquiusprite, and half of Gamzee into Lil Cal. Roxy will send Lil Cal into the void.

The eight kids will appear and challenge Caliborn. Caliborn will suck John, Jade, Rose, and Dave into the house juju, send it into the void, and then devastate the other four in battle.

Vines 12 to 24: The Fracas is Loud and Large.

In claymation, Caliborn recreates a battle he saw that will happen after he defeats Yaldabaoth and unlocks the clockwork manjunk.

Vines 1 to 11: A Spoiler to the Ending of Things.

April 22 2015 7448 Cinematic 105: Hello Reader I Want to Play a Game. [S] MSPA Reader: Mental breakdown.

April 23 2015 7449 Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5. Cinematic 106: Vriskagram. [S] ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5

May 4 2015 7497 Tavrosprite argues that Jake can be a brave and good friend. Vriska badmouths them both. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====>

May 5 2015 7500 Terezi and Vriska appreciate their good fortune and rapport. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====>

May 7 2015 7508 Vriska encourages Kanaya to keep faith in the revival of trolldom. Vriska and Karkat trade pathetic jokey unrequited blackrom stuff. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====>

May 10 2015 7510 Dave commits unbelieveable-ass Freudian boners. Everyone except Terezi agrees that Jane is a babe. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====>

June 3 2015 7635 Ambient 11: Audience with Echidna. [S][A6A6I5] ====>