A veritable cornucopia of goodies from Think Geek! Singing Monkey Balls, Inanimate Character Stickers (to make anything on your desk a monster), Smart Mass Putty, Digital Message Tape, Origami Sticky Notes, and BACON POP.

You will notice the Bacon Pop is not picture. Because my housemates and I could not wait for the photo op, and consumed all three bags in one night.

But nothing warmed my heart as much as the haiku included with the invoice:

When I read haiku, / I hear it in the voice of / William Shatner

These words have warmed my heart and soul and truly put me in the Christmas spirit.

I don't know your username, and the name that signed the Haiku didn't match the name from the billing address, so whoever you are, thanks you so much! I'm sorry it took me so long to upload; the first time I tried I was so excited about the gift that I crushed the camera in my bare hands.

Thank you!