After listing Mr. Trash Wheel’s many accomplishments, which include a 4.9 rating on Google Maps, a successful “Ask Me Anything” on Reddit, and being the first to sport and then lose a googly eye only to have it “surgically reattached,” the petitioner also provided some alternative titles to be considered, like “The Illustrious Mr. Trash Wheel,” “Mr. Trash Wheel, Esquire” and “Mr. Trash Wheel The Great.” One person commented that adding “O.G.,” as in “original gangster,” to the end of his name might be enough to distinguish his seniority.