Update: Part 2 of my Santa's gift arrived and it's a Totoro hoodie! I am sure to blend in with any crowd now...no one will even lift an eyebrow towards me anymore. Thanks Santa!

I'm excited for my first Santa from across the pond! It's great that people in the motherland support our fight for privacy. I promise we will lend the same support for your fight for high quality pornography!

Per my Santa, this is pt. 1. Pt. 2 is due to arrive mid-August so I will update then. Thanks Santa!