Michael's Rage Quit series in one in itself, but special mention goes to The Impossible Game Level Pack. Michael: It's like I'm an abused wife! The Impossible Game Level Pack also gives birth to one of Michael's most famous lines. Michael: Swiss FUCKING CHEESE!

In The Unfair Platformer, we get a hint as to what happens behind the scenes of Michael's rage quits. Michael: What the fuck are you laughing at, Gavin? Edit the fucking video! Apparently, Gavin did actually edit the video, like Michael told him to, so we never heard him laughing.

Seeing Michael rage in his Rage Quit shows are usually funny in and out of themselves, but probably one of the most hilarious Rage Quit's is the Turok one. After the references to a couple movies, near the end, something unbelievable happens. As Michael aims his bow at the T-rex, who is across the map, mind you, the scene plays where the T-Rex eats him. Michael: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE WAS ACROSS THE LEVEL! OH, BULLSHIT! THAT'S BULLSHIT! Michael describing the annoying strategy the T-rex has. Michael: *in a really nerdy voice* NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! : *in a really nerdy voice* NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! I'm gonna eat you now.

Pretty much all of "Rage Quit: Duke Nukem Forever", but special mention goes to: Michael: All right, Duke. Put the fuckin' thing in the hole, just like we learned in health class. From, like, the only hot teacher in the school. Except for the gym teacher, who had a very handsome mustache.

Rage Quit: Cassie's Animal Sounds Michael: Fucking beautiful. What the fuck is she doing?

Michael's rants during Mirror's Edge. Michael: (trying unsuccessfully to somersault under some pipes) Look at her. Look at her slide. Look at her slide under the pipes : (trying unsuccessfully to somersault under some pipes) Look at her. Look at her slide. Look at her slide under the pipes like a fucking ninja, she is! (Jump cut to her holding onto the edge of a structure, but not climbing up) Michael: [Beat] ...GO UP!!!!

When Michael finds the checkpoint, it's on top of a building, and the only way to get up there was on a different building... that he jumped off near the beginning of the video. Michael: Is there a fucking access ladder I can use somewhere? An emergency stairwell? A fucking elevator? A helicopter? A BAT JET?! HOW THE FUCK DO I GET UP THERE?! Michael: [later in the video] Give me a fucking trampoline! A fucking bouncy castle, for fuck's sake! And the little gem when Michael rage quits it, and the game's still running. Gavin: Try the other side— Michael: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Any rage quit with both Michael and Gavin.

Rage Quit: QWOP Michael vs. Gavin. It has to be seen to be believed, and the moment where Michael and Gavin realize they're running on the same track is arguably the funniest Rage Quit moment of all time.

Rage Quit: Surgeon Simulator 2013. Michael and Gavin plus a hospital setting equals hilarity: Gavin's constant failing at the controls, throwing surgical tools and body parts alike off the table, or into the patient's chest cavity.

Michael and Gavin make the hand flip off the patient. Gavin then confuses the term "flipping the bird" with "flicking the bean".

Gavin is holding a cloth, and throws it across a table, where it lands nearly offscreen. The only problem: in the process, he swept the cloth across the heart on the table. Michael : WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEART?! You th— It's gone! Gavin : It's like a magic trick! Michael : Well, it's on the fucking floor now. I don't think the five-second rule applies.

When he does manage to successfully grab a tool, he tends to overuse it, with deadly results. Gavin : Got it (a hammer)! (drags the hammer across the patient's face, causing blood loss) AAH!! AAH!! Michael : Oh, you hit him in the face! Gavin! You just fuckin'... cracked his brain! He needs brain surgery now, dude. Gavin : ...Hold on, okay, we got it. (completely destroys the patient's chest cavity with the hammer, causing massive blood loss and death) OHHHHH!!! Michael : JESUS CHRIST, MAN! What are you doing? Gavin : We've lost a lung! Michael : We've lost everything!

Sometimes he grabs something else. For instance, when Gavin grabbed a clipboard instead of a tool: Michael : You gonna write him a note!? "I owe you one new heart."

Or he misuses the tool entirely: Gavin : (holding a bone saw) All right, there wa... get the... (accidentally kills patient) Michael : Did you just stab them in the face? Gavin : (laughing hysterically) I think I slit his throat by accident! I severed the... I went straight for the jugular! Michael : You're like the fucking Angel of Death!

And finally, at the very end, Michael and Gavin have been careful in trying to do everything right, but the patient is losing blood quickly. Gavin carefully grabs the replacement heart... and flings it across the room, offscreen. Michael: Okay, don't... okay, go over it... lower your hand... Gavin: Yep, have we got it? All right. Michael: You got the heart... (Gavin flings the heart offscreen) Gavin: NO! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Michael: GAVIN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me? Gavin: Oh, where did it go? Where'd it go? Michael: You threw it against the wall : You threw it against the wall like a wet paper towel

His Rage Quit of Uproar!. The first game to quit on him! Michael: Jab with the right and hook with the left, you idiot! [game crashes] Y— WHAT?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! I just cannot, er, abh, I just fucking contacted the creator right now, it's a piece of shit and... fuck you. I couldn't even fucking quit this. The fucking game QUIT ME! I GOT CODE 4'D! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CODE 4?!

Rage Quit - Aircraft RC shows why Michael should never fly a real RC airplane. Him messing with the initial options. Michael: [fiddles with the volume knob] Got the music volume here. Gonna blast this fucking shit up like : [fiddles with the volume knob] Got the music volume here. Gonna blast this fucking shit up like Skrillex ! WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUUUUB! The ending: Michael: Mark me as "MIA" because I went out to fly a plane and I never came back because I got stuck on A PIECE OF FUCKING WOOD!

A real gem was Rage Quit: Serious Sam Double D XXL, where Gavin causes Michael a significant amount of trouble, as usual. Gavin: Instead of walking, I'm gonna be a wheel, look at this. [Gavin moves his control stick in circles, causing his character to twirl his arms around in circles while making whooshing noises] And another part where they had to ride on top of giant ants or whatever to get down a shaft. Gavin: Michael, Michael, I'm scared of the bugs. I'm scared of the bugs... [Jump cut to Gavin on top of the ants] I'm gonna do what's called a— Michael: Hurry the fuck up and get down here, that's what it's called! Let's go! Gavin: Can I crouch? Michael: Yes, press down. [Gavin falls down the shaft and under Michael's character] Gavin: Oh! Michael: [Crouching against Gavin's face] Look, that's how you crouch. I'm gonna fucking stuff my nuts in your mouth. And when they meet the gun salesman. Michael: He looks like James Earl Jones. Gavin: Like Randy Newman's brother... During that time, they buy new ammunition and comment on how there's only one money account, wondering why they both can't have their own, leading to this little gem: Gavin: Did I spend my money or your money? Do we have a joined account? : Did I spend my money or your money? Do we have a joined account? And do I get half of it in the divorce? Michael: Not if I kill you. After getting some new guns and killing some monsters, they go back to the gun salesman, and Michael complains about Gavin buying too many air buffers. Michael: Can we just rob this motherfucker? Gavin: Oh, it's $50! I'm gonna buy another air buffer! Michael: We don't need another air buffer! Gavin: We need air buffers. We're gonna have buff— Michael: We have three buffs now. You're gonna fucking buff me after this video! Gavin: [Laughs] And during the boss fight, a giant beetle, they both get killed by it due to the bullets bouncing off its shell. They later figure out that when it flaps its wings, it exposes soft flesh under the wings. Michael promptly tells Gavin where to shoot. Michael: You have to shoot it in the asshole, where's your fucking stupid heart?! [Gavin gets killed and switch to loading screen] Gavin: [As he shoots at the Beetle's weak point] I'm shooting his bum! Later, Michael dies against it, and Gavin manages to kill it by himself, which would be pretty awesome if not for what happens next. Michael: [Gavin, with only a sliver of health left, kills the boss] Fucking finally, Jesus fucking Christ— [Gavin walks into one of the [[Mooks]] that the boss was spawning and dies] GOD DAMN IT, GAVIN!!! You killed him, and then fucking died from a monkey!! Gavin: Where were you?! Michael: I was dead for like four minutes! You never picked me up!

And then we have Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition (Part 1). It starts with Gavin throwing everything on the desk into disarray in the start menu and Michael forgetting how to control the hand's fingers and being unable to properly grab anything. And the watch falling off. All within the first minute of the video. It only gets better from there. " STOP LOSING THE FUCKING WATCH! "

" Gavin and Michael discovering the wonder of the surgical laser. Every time they grab it, they tend to do more damage than they need and let the laser go flailing afterwards. Michael: What is this? We just yanked something! Gavin: Bloody laser cutter! Michael: IT'S A LASER BEAM! Anytime they accidentally get themselves high. The first time they accidentally stab themselves with the needle, Gavin immediately starts scrambling for the bottle on the table, hysterically shouting, "I WANT THE ORANGE BURST. GIVE ME THE ORANGE BURST."

At one point, their surgical laser attempt gets them to free the patient's guts and their attempt to stop the bleeding by using the needle ends up getting them high... and using the other needle ends up speeding up the bleeding!

Gavin's attempt to cut something always ends up with his hand flailing around. Michael: You cut like a three-year-old draws. Special mention goes to Gavin for briefly rage quitting at Michael (for the first time in a Rage Quit episode) when they're arguing about whether they have to take out the old kidneys when they're putting in the new ones. Michael: All you need to do is bump the other ones into place. I don't know why you keep trying to fucking take the old one out! Gavin: Well, it's not a transplant then if you leave the other one in... Michael: WHO GIVES A SHIT?! Do we put all the other parts back inside him?! Gavin: HOW 'BOUT THIS THEN? HOW ABOUT WE JUST GET THE NEW ONES NOW AND CHUCK THEM IN?! SHOULD WE DO THAT?! Michael: This is how surgery works! You think they take your fucking heart out when you get a heart transplant? They just push it to the side and fucking give you a new one! No one fucking goes through all that! Gavin: ...You're a damn idiot. Their first attempts at brain surgery. Their first attempt ends with slamming an axe into the guy's neck. The second attempt has them kill the person with the drill. And both attempts end with the guy dead in under 30 seconds. Michael : Holy SHIT! JESUS!!! Holy crap! He looks like

Gavin: I might've damaged him, but...

Michael: You killed him.

Gavin: "Brutal murder"!

Michael: You killed him in 27 fucking seconds!

Gavin: Let's try that one again.

Michael: Don't hit him in the side of the head with a fucking battleaxe, there, Gimli!

Gavin: What's it there for? : Holy SHIT! JESUS!!! Holy crap! He looks like Tyrion Lannister ! You fucking cut his face off! WHAT HAPPENED?! DID YOU KILL HIM?!I might've damaged him, but...You killed him."Brutal murder"!You killed him in 27 fucking seconds!Let's try that one again.Don't hit him in the side of the head with a fucking battleaxe, there, Gimli! The third attempt, they get breaking the skull right and, as they go to pull the brain out, the ease of it freaks the hell out of them. And when the thing just easily pops out after being cut, Michael's panicking screams of "IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME!" shows how freaked out he is!

Part 2 picks up where Part 1 leaves off and we see Michael and Gavin trying to pull these surgeries off in an ambulance and in space! The brain surgery goes just as well as you expect - Gavin buries a hatchet into a guy's skull in 10 seconds. Gavin: Whack it... whack 'im... Michael: [Watching Gavin smash open the skull with the axe leaving it in his brain ]God damn, dude. Okay, we gotta... Gavin, Jesus! Gavin: [Reading the achievement] "What have I done?" Michael: What DID you do? Gavin: It's like, stuck in his brain! Michael: OH, MY GOD! Gavin: [laughing] 10 seconds...! Michael: You fucking made him a unicorn! You killed him in 10 seconds! Gavin: It's sticking out of his brain! Michael: LOOK AT HIM! Their attempts to stop bleeding during said brain surgery leaves the patient with only 1ML of blood left. They end up killing him with the syringe. Gavin: "How did we bloody do that?!" Their attempts to try and fit a fire extinguisher in the poor patient's skull. Gavin: Should we see if we can hold the fire extinguisher in his head? Michael: Yeah, we should. *dead patient* Michael: NO! NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU IDIOT, WE HAD IT! This comes around again when Gavin suggests a pencil this time (small objects in the game can't harm your patients like the pencil) but Michael was adamant against fucking up again. Michael : Get the God Damn new brain! Gavin : Pencil! Pencil! Put a pencil! Michael : I'm not gonna put a pencil—- Gavin : Put a pencil! Michael : I'mnotgonnaputapencil —- Gavin : Put a pencil! Michael : I'mnotgonnaputapencil—- Gavin : Put a pencil! Eventually, they do and the resulting physics causes it to spaz out in the brain cavity before it emerges from the back of the patient's neck. Michael and Gavin freak out briefly. The space mission. Michael: Space is fucking stupid. The very end, after they beat every level, when Michael and Gavin play one more time to fulfill a "personal task": Like A Wet Paper Towel. After commenting that the space heart transplant is like a "bloody romance movie": Gavin: (whispers) (whispers) Michael. I'll give you my heart. Gavin's patience with the hammer runs low: Gavin: Could you just let go of the hammer?! Let go of it! Michael: Alright. Jesus, relax. Chill out.



The ending to the Rage Quit of Among the Sleep (Alpha): Michael: [He has just walked to the kitchen door and, as lightning flashes, he sees a monstrous figure in the distance] " [He has just walked to the kitchen door and, as lightning flashes, he sees a monstrous figure in the distance] " OHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT! Oh, shit! [ turns his character around and runs ] I am not prepared for this! Jesus Christ! [ Jump Cut to the character near some tennis shoes] Put the shoes on! Put the fucking shoes on! Put the shoes on and RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

The Rage Quit to Happy Pong has Michael fiddle with all of the options, turning his first experience with the game in a majorly psychedelic, if not unplayable, mess.

Rage Quit: Cat Mario, especially when Michael first hits the Kaizo Trap at the end of Level 1 - which he never beats. Michael: [Jumps over a random laser beam and onto the pole, begins to move to the castle.] I jumped over the laser beam and I beat the fucking level. One-One, done! [Monster falls from the sky and kills him before he reaches the castle.] NO! NO!! And the invisible trap in the middle of the level. Michael WHY DO YOU JUMP LIKE YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING MOON!?!?! And finally, the ending where he tries one last time to jump over the Mario Pole to avoid the kaizo trap note This is actually how you avoid the kaizo trap is one of the funniest endings in Rage Quit history. Michael: Okay, ready? We're going over this, you ready? [Takes a few deep breaths and jumps, only to get killed by the laser beam from earlier before even getting near the pole.] GOD DAMN IIIIIT!! FUCK!!!

Rage Quit: Give Up is another really funny video, with the beginning of the video setting a tone for it. Michael: [Reading game description] "Give Up: A game about failure and regret." Accompanied by a picture of fucking bloody spikes! : [Reading game description] "Give Up: A game about failure and regret." Accompanied by a picture of fucking bloody spikes! ''YEAH, THIS IS GONNA END GREAT!!'' The first levels, which are composed of his character running through a flat plane, give him some truly funny dialogue. Michael: Floor one; Floor one is my FUCKING BITCH!! SUCK MY DICK, FLOOR ONE! In a later level, he actually makes it through about eight cannons that are all firing at him at once, and when he makes it to the end of the level, just has to be seen to be believed. Michael: [Jumping to next platform, just barely being missed by the cannons.] Ahhh! Fucking made it, MAAADE IIIT!! [Gets hit and killed by a cannon as he walks into the exit.] ...ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE?!!?

Rage Quit: Trials Evolution, just about every rant he goes on. Michael: [Making his rider lean back and forth repeatedly, making it look like he's fucking the motorcycle] Oh, there he goes, HUMPING THE FUCKING THING! Yeah, get it! Show her who's boss, but buy dinner first, asshole! When he tries to ride uphill, but gets stuck at a giant pipe. Michael: Come on, dicknugget! When he tries to cross the river. This evolves into a slideshow of him failing at the game. Michael: [His rider falls off the slope and into the river] Ohh, what's the matter? I wasn't even touching the controller. You got nothing to live for; YOU FUCKING KILLED YOURSELF!! [Jump cut to him still trying to cross the river] Michael: 'IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! [Jump cut to his rider lying down on a ramp] Michael: Great. Fucking great... And the "Sin City Level." Michael: [After making it past an obstacle without knowing how he did] How did that happen? How did that he— HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! [Falls] I am pissed that that just happened! [Crashes, bike falls apart, body gets hit by multiple cars as Michael rants] That was fucking ridiculous! I did like a front flip over and slid down the ramp, and the game is like "No, that's fine." : [After making it past an obstacle without knowing how he did] How did that happen? How did that he— HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! [Falls] I am pissed that that just happened! [Crashes, bike falls apart, body gets hit by multiple cars as Michael rants] That was fucking ridiculous! I did like a front flip over and slid down the ramp, and the game is like "No, that's fine." It's the fucking Sin City level. 'Cause everything's red and black and white. Except, you know what's missing? Jessica Alba's giant titties! Where are they?! Maybe they'll be in DLC! All in all, there's a good chance that the Trials games made Michael paranoid. Michael: It's like they were like "Hey, remember that guy that played Trials, and he was like 'This game's fucking hard!'? Let's make another one! He'll play that one too!" And you're right! And then they're gonna make a fucking third one! And I'm gonna play that too! And It's like they were like "Hey, remember that guy that played Trials, and he was like 'This game's fucking hard!'? Let's make another one! He'll play that one too!" And you're right! And then they're gonna make a fucking third one! And I'm gonna play that too! And I'M LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE , like I always do when I play these goddamn games! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

No mention of Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 ?: Michael: Let me tell you this. If you visit an island that's filled with nothing but half naked women that are running around playing tug of war and bouncing on trampolines, and splashing each other in the water, and you buy an Let me tell you this. If you visit an island that's filled with nothing but half naked women that are running around playing tug of war and bouncing on trampolines, and splashing each other in the water, and you buy an Xbox , then you sir, are a goddamn asshole! Immediately followed by him actually buying it. Michael: Alright, let's be honest, it was a good buy.

The Rage Quit to Uncraft Me has Michael actually have fun with the mindless game of shooting bricks away and revealing scantly-clad women. Of course, after the first four stages, it gets hard and Michael devolves back into his angry roars.

Michael vs. Andrew in Yu-Gi-Oh! Decade Duels Plus: The number of references to the show, particularly Joey's infamous dubbed Brooklyn accent.

Both players' experience a number of epic fails due to not reading the effects of their cards.

Michael's furious reaction to losing and calls for a rematch. Michael: I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR BUTT! Andrew: *yelps*

Michael and Andrew do have a rematch. And ham up their performance, especially at the end. Near the end of the video, Andrew uses Torrential Tribute in order to destroy all of Michael's monsters... It would've worked except Michael's Elemental Hero Wildman is completely unaffected by Trap Cards, contributing to Michael's victory in the video. Keep in mind that this is after Andrew was already made aware of Wildman's effect earlier when he tried to use Sakuretsu Armor in order to destroy it only for that to fail. Andrew's Oh, Crap! reaction sells it. Michael (shouting): I attack your life points directly, bitch! Your ass is going to the Shadow Realm! That's it, game over! Have fun fucking hanging out with Pegasus and fucking... whatever his name is! Your ass is in the Shadow Realm, bitch! GAME! Andrew: It was close. note (for the record, Michael ended up beating him with 10,000 Life points left over, which was MORE than he started with)

His yearly devotion to The Impossible Game really riles him up as he deals with level three, leading him to freak out and place a checkpoint inbetween two spikes, sending him on a death loop, leading him to roar out to tune in next year where he doesn't beat level four. Michael: Part 4: The Dramatic Ending - I Die.﻿

Rage Quit (?) Grand Theft Auto V. Michael decides to say screw raging and take a little "fishing trip". Michael: (to the police while speeding away in a helicopter) YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP ME AND MY VACATION!

Rage Quit - Distraction. At one point, he dodges a missile shot at him from outside the screen, only to be hit with another missile a second after, leading him to go on a tangent about a similar incident in an episode of Naruto! At the end, he gets so pissed off, when he slams his mouse, it causes him to scroll off the screen and pull the web browser window out of the way.

At one point, he begins to question the motives behind the animals causing the titular distraction, but in the middle of it he's killed, and he just screams, "WHAT ARE YOU- I— I'M A BIRD! I'M A BIRD!!!"

Michael's rant at the HDCP involving video capture on the Playstation 4. Then, he shows us how he "circumvents" it, leading to hilarious results.

Rage Quit: Freestyle Football Trials just has to be seen to be believed! It's like a video you'd see on a "try not to laugh or grin" video.

After a player quits on him in ''Avatar Paintball": Michael: You know, this is the problem with the online community nowadays. Everybody's a dick, okay? Nobody can just go online, have a nice, relaxing game- (shoots another player) YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!? : You know, this is the problem with the online community nowadays. Everybody's a dick, okay? Nobody can just go online, have a nice, relaxing game- (shoots another player) When chasing a guy called "bobby2sloppy" Michael: Come here Bobby, you fucking sloppy bitch!

Rage Quit: Winnie The Pooh's Home Run Derby - Michael can't get past Piglet.

Rage Quit: Geometry Wars Retro Evolved. Anyone who watches the VS episodes Achievement Hunter regularly puts out will know about this game. Michael has a number of funny moments raging about this game. Michael: It's a game about fucking shapes. It'll shape your asshole! At one point, he kills all the enemies on his screen, then flies into the first enemy that spawned. Michael: OHHH!! Fucking atom bomb, motherfucker! Didn't see that coming, did you! (Gets killed) Oh, goddammit! He frequently describes the shape monsters that he's killing as things that wanna rape him. Michael: They're just fucking... they're butt snakes. They're butt snakes! Michael: It's like World War fucking 37, cuz I don't know what year it is. We're in a future time-space continuum with fucking triangles and snake monsters, and fucking purple squares fucking your asshole apart! Michael: They just fucking spawn out of nowhere. You're just minding your own business, then BAM! You're in Narnia, a magical land where every fucking woodland creature wants a piece of your mouth! At some point, Michael got killed before he finished ranting about the last time he got killed! Michael: Jesus Christ. (Gets killed) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! What the shit?! It was like a goddamn fucking explosion of colors on my screen! GODDAMMIT!!! : Jesus Christ. (Gets killed) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! What the shit?! It was like a goddamn fucking explosion of colors on my screen! I got fucking raped by a red-- (gets killed again) WHAT THE FUCK?! Later in the video, Michael got so angry that he almost crapped his pants. Michael: Oh my god! RRRGH!! : Oh my god! RRRGH!! Shit a little bit. Shit a little bit. Little bit of shit came out... In the end of the video, Michael gets an achievement for getting over 250,000 points. He then wonders what the other achievements are like. Michael: Oh! I got fucking 250,000 fucking points! Yaaay, achievement. What do I need to get all the fucking achievements, let's see. (Looks at the last achievement, earn over 1,000,000 points without dying.) Now what kind of fucking piece of shit is gonna waste their goddamn life trying to get a fucking stupid retarded achievement like that?! You gotta be some kind of fucking moron!! (Cut to Jack's page, where he got all the achievements) Michael: ...fuck you, Jack.

Rage Quit: Left 4 Dead 2. Michael + Mike (who has never played Left 4 Dead prior to this video) = Hilarity Ensues Mike accidentally shoots a propane tank, setting both Michael and himself on fire and dying. Mike: No, it says I have pills. Can I take those? I guess not. Michael: THAT'S NOT YOU! THAT'S ROCHELLE! While attempting to save Michael, Mike gets dragged away by a Smoker. Even after he's freed from the Smoker, Mike panics and shoots wildly only to get incapacitated by a single Common Infected Michael: YOU JUST STOOD THERE! When everyone but Mike is incapacitated, what does Mike do? Hide behind a forklift Mike: The zombies are going to come after me! The entire encounter with the Tank. While Michael scolds Mike for almost getting killed by a pipe bomb, Michael comes face-to-face with a Tank which proceeds to incapacitate him. Mike thinks he killed the Tank (he killed a Charger instead) and celebrates only to be knocked down by the Tank. Michael is then picked up by the AI only to get killed by the Tank within seconds before the Tank finishes off Mike Michael: You're the worst fucking intern ever.

"Rage Quit - Dodge the Balls" has Michael fit in as many ball jokes as possible. At one point, Michael has to make his red ball dodge ten balls, then realizes that it's like Achievement Hunter - there's five guys and then there's Gavin.

Rage Quit - Toy Stunt Bike has Michael get stuck on level 2. Michael: Don't go under the table, asshole. Yeah, go play with the block—"A" for "asshole". And then there's him getting stuck on the block. Michael: It's like : It's like Gnome Chompski . I don't to bring to the end of the fucking game! The ending when he falls over his bike and slides to the finish line. Michael: Congratulate my FUCKING CORPSE WHEN YOU PUT ME IN THE GODDAMN GROUND!!! : Congratulate my

The Impossible Game Level Pack 4: After yelling and screaming like a madman throughout the whole video, Michael's reaction when beating the level in The Stinger is a calm "Oh, sweet, I beat it." Before The Stinger, the video ends with him laughing like The Joker.

In his frustration, complains that he makes it two blocks further every 100 tries. He then rhetorically wonders where he'll be after 2000 tries. Cue Gilligan Cut.

Rage Quit: VVVVVV: Michael vs. Veni Vidi Vici. After an hour and a half and several hundred deaths, he successfully completes the challenge and collects the Trinket. And then he notices that clearing Veni Vidi Vici is optional, since it's basically a very complicated dead end with a Trinket in it note He had earlier stated that he didn't care about optional trinkets and was just trying to reach the end of the game. .

Rage Quit: Red Wire... it was supposed to be Rage Quit: FTL: Faster Than Light, but Steam decides to not work. Not only this, but two thirds of the video are spent trying to get Steam to work!

Rage Quit: Heavy Bullets has its funny moments too: Michael introduces the MedBay in a funny fashion. Michael: (while zooming in and out on the MedBay) Come back when you get some money, buddy. Michael introduces the X button by accidentally using an antidote with the X button. Michael: What the fuck was that? Aw, shit! I just used the potion. Don't hit the X button... uh, when you don't need to... Fuck. Michael also introduces the use of the B button by accidentally setting off a bomb near a bank machine. Michael: OH SHIT! Michael runs from the bomb as it blows up the bank machine. Michael: Well... oops... Hope the discount wasn't just good on that one...

Rage Quit^2 Partway through the game, Michael gets to a part where he has to cross four quadrants to reach a goal. He's able to get past the first two after getting stuck in the first one for a long time, but as he gets to the third one, he ends up dying. There's this dead silence before there's the sound of something thumping before he speaks up completely dejected.

Rage Quit: Flappy Goat in Goat Simulator has Michael trying to keep his cool. It fails miserably. Michael: Gotta keep your cool, that's definitely the technique to this game is to probably not let it frustrate you. You're gonna die a lot, you're gonna fail a lot but if you get the system down, you'll get better and you just wanna, you want to- (dies) GOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! The ending where he gets up and throws his chair away and kicks it.

Rage Quit: No Time to Explain In Michael's quest to get hats, he pulls a Double Take when he gets one that makes him looks exactly like Gavin. So much so that he drags Geoff and Gavin over to check it out! Then, the very next stage, he declares it old news when he gets a fox head.

