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Too many supervillains tend to wallow in drab colors with stealthy shades of black (Venom, Catwoman) and beige (Blofeld). It's time to toss aside those boring hues and embrace something shinier. You need a rose-gold Cobalt Valkyrie-X private plane from department store Neiman Marcus's annual Fantasy Gifts guide.

The plane from Cobalt Aircraft costs a mere $1.5 million (£1.23 million, AU$2 million), which should be a drop in the bucket of your supervillain budget.

The luxury airplane comes with these delicious-sounding specs: a carbon composite main structure, flight controls with full pushrod-bellcrank precision mechanisms and solid-alloy retractable landing gear. It's okay if you don't know what any of that is. You will have a henchman or henchwoman piloting the thing for you.

The most notable feature of this sleek aircraft is the rose-gold exterior that makes it look like a blinged-out iPhone accessory. The fighter jet-inspired design makes it a perfect choice for escaping from your personal private island headquarters when James Bond shows up. Once you land, you can then hop into your shimmering gold Infiniti Q60 Neiman Marcus Edition to complete your getaway. "You will never catch me, Mr. Bond! Bwahahaha!"