"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020



“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."

-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20



"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20



"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne



"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown



"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me



"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine



"Eck!" -- George the Cat