We guess Kickstarter just wouldn’t do.

Veteran poet Raffael Medina Brochero needs money to fund his European tour after going broke touring South America last year. But instead of working, or starting some sort of campaign, Brochero is offering something else for the paper.

His balls.

According to Colombia Reports, Brochero, 52, is looking to sell his balls for at least $20,000 — but another source claims he is asking for closer to $200,000, which sounds more reasonable, but not by much. Brochero, who is a married father of one, reportedly told a local radio station he welcomes the transplantation of his testicles into the body of a man who needs them more than he does, or, failing that, their use in the preparation of soup.

Oh. We didn’t even know that men could swap testicles. Let alone cook them in soup.

You learn something new everyday.

SOURCE: Colombia Reports

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