Posted: 1/11/2020 9:14:45 PM EDT [Last Edit: 4/8/2020 9:08:47 AM EDT by JohnStoner] 2-4 April 2020

White Hills, Arizona

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"Life will find a way" That's all the message said.



With a strange image attached. An oblique silhouette with shadowed background and fuzzy outlines. Peep shaped and terrifying.



"What do you make of it" I thought out loud to the others. They too gathered around terminals, the glow illuminating their faces.



Many had been lost there, returning changed. Rumors of a ghost, speaking in concise but mystical terms of building men.



The stranger was right, he had been watching. It was time again to gather and explore. To grow and learn.



Great obstacles await those who would dare venture to the Wasteland. Deep ravines, vehicle destroying monoliths left by prior civilizations.



Who will brave the challenges to arrive, only to face the unknown. Will they conquer, or be conquered?







Sign Up Link





Breakdown of this years slot assignment:



Staff slots are for those who are essential, not those who just

want to call themselves staff. There will be more involved in small ways but not all guaranteed run slots.



10 slots for WEST Top 10, including Top 2 NVG and Wimminzf rom West events. First come, first served.



30 slots for Cola Vets, any event. Randomly drawn after signups close.



30 slots for noobs/+1s.



13 random draw, 5 essay, 2 video essay

which can include chug attempts.



Standby in the order the application is received, to include staff, vets, and noobs who don't get a slot due to random numbers not favoring them.



Signups closed January 20th, and will be posted for the final time January 25th. After that your in is by video challenge. Chug a 2 liter, make it interesting. Group response will decide.



When: April 2-4, 2020. Note: on the sign up screen, if you sign up to be staff, you must be here for setup and early runs the weekend before.



Where: White Hills, Arizona in the Mojave Wasteland! The turn off is 69 miles from McCarran Airport in Las Vegas. And about another 40 minute drive on dirt roads. A decent clearance vehicle is urged, but 4WD not necessary. Oh, and please note: there is no cell phone service for a couple of miles. This means that during an awkward silence in a conversation, one can't just whip out their gadget. I highly recommend anyone without a truck to park at the rendezvous point and be shuttled in, also, those heading in please check the RP for people and give a ride to anyone you can. There were no casualties in 2015 or 2017, so things should be fine...right? Maps will be emailed as we get closer to the event. There will be 2 travel paths outlined, 1 more direct from Las Vegas for experienced drivers. 1 more direct from Kingman and better accommodates over-sized vehicles.



Local accommodations: There are 3 gas stations at on Highway 93 within a mile of the White Hills turn off. One does have a cafe (Rosie's Den) with great food. There is also now one at Stockton Hill Rd. & Pierce Ferry Rd. Only expect these places to have the basics as far as supplies. If you would like to stay in civilization and just drive out for the events, Las Vegas/Henderson/Boulder City are your closest places for that on the Nevada side, and Kingman is almost equal distance on the Arizona side.



Sleeping arrangements on site: People have successfully brought travel trailers & small motorhomes, if you have one that meets the clearance criteria, feel free to bring it. Otherwise, please pack whatever camping gear in the manner you are accustomed to-tent, sleeping bag, and I recommend a tarp to place your tent on. If you have a pop up shade structure, recommend bringing. It hasn't been terribly hot during the day in years past - however shade is nice and helps prevent sunburns.



Restrooms: Porta-potties on site.



Food: With enough donations, we plan to have meals. Once an attendee list is finalized and a count determined - we'll know if it's dirt mixed with water or cooked food. Plan to have a few things with you to munch on if you got busy and missed a meal. Chefs are volunteer and don't cook to order.

Weds - roughing it, not many normally arrive this day

Thurs - Breakfast Lunch and Dinner

Fri - Breakfast Lunch and Dinner

Sat - Breakfast Lunch



Donations: There is no entry fee. That being said - organizing meals, latrines and incidentals take bucks. Averaged out over attendees is around $75 per person. Please give in what way you can so we can have the things.



PPal Donation Link (preferred as no fee)



Debit or Credit Card donation link





Persons of Interest:

The Ayatollah of Cola, Praise be Unto Him: RustedAce

Sultan of Sand: JohnStoner

Sultan of Sponsors/Swag: JohnStoner. Interested in sponsoring? Email: PR@colawarrior.org

Sultan of Steel: NVGeologist (MOA Targets)

Sultan of Food: s_gorilla45

Sultan of Art: L0pper (concept credit slowmethinks)

Sultan of Finance: JohnStoner

Sultan of Maps: Seagean

Sultan of Kids Range: anthem_of_the_mind







OVERALL RULES:

Follow all firearms safety rules.

No handling firearms after drinking.

No items of a sexual nature, there are kids around.

Must sign waiver before running course.

Listen to CW Staff - if they tell you not to do something and you do it, you're done.

If you break any of these rules you will be banned from this and all future Cola Warriors.



COURSE RULES:

5 minute penalty for each failed obstacle.

Each obstacle must be attempted for at least 10 seconds.

10 minutes to complete the obstacles.

Last Peep must be in mouth before run.

5 minute penalty for each target left un-hit, one hit each steel target.

5 minute penalty for hitting pistol targets with rifle.

Reactive targets must be hit to react as designed, falling targets must fall.

5 minute penalty for each Carbonated beverage unchugged.

10 minute total chug time allowed, everything left after will be penalized.

6x 12oz cans, 3x 24oz cans, or 1x 2liter with a 5oz chaser are the only allowed sizes. You desire some odd size? It will count as 2 liter.

If you vomit before finishing a 12oz can, no matter how much is left that can it is a 5 minute penalty.

If you vomit before finishing a 24oz can, no matter how much is left that can is a 10 minute penalty.

If you vomit before finishing 2 liter it is a 30 min penalty



Night run only: 5 minute penalty for light ND, 10 minute penalty for prolonged use.



Closing Ceremony:



Plan to attend. If you don't - items you may have been awarded will go back into the general prize pool. Only exception is a designated proxy who collects things on your behalf. Staff is already busy with things, so please don't request this of them.



Note:



1. The usual two pistol mags, two rifle mags rule is in effect. However, there will be no capacity limit to the mags, or belts. Beta mags, drums, etc. are all good to go. To balance that, you only have 10 minutes from the first round fired to complete the course of fire. To avoid tearing up the nifty reactive steel targets, please don't plan on bringing calibers that exceed 3500 fps at the muzzle or 3500 ft/lbs of energy. Due to fire risk (really) and general liability, no ammo that attracts a magnet can be used.



Other Stuff:



Questions are great, but please keep an eye on this original post (OP) for the latest and greatest info.

This is a family event. We look forward to seeing the next generation of Cola Warriors advance through the ranks. We will have a kids course, which will be a miniaturized version of the regular one. Depending on age, we will use Airsoft or .22LR. If you've never been to a CW event, you won't be disappointed, these are the greatest human beings you could ever hope to puke with.





Night Vision Thursday night, Friday night. 4 per night, 1st come, 1st served. Procrastinate? Welcome to Saturday AM run.



If you say you are in and no show, you are banned for life, and nobody wants that, man. Hit that sign up link.





The List:

Daywalker

Night Vision



Staff:

JohnStoner

Splat2013 withdrawn

BMSMB withdrawn

meestermurphy

CaliContractor

AllAlphas withdrawn

s_gorilla45

Seagean

Anthem_of_the_mind

EvilBaxter101

ORJeepGuy (essay)

(More helping than listed!)



Sponsor attending/running:

Esstac x 3 (1 Night) withdrawn

Arson Machine & Family withdrawn

Holdway Customs

NVGeologist

SBF Kydex

Cherry Balmz withdrawn

Jolly Green Juan & Family

Zero Day Consulting withdrawn

Independence Training

Dillon Precision

TBD

TBD

TBD

(Message me for info)



Privilege (Top 10 etc)

getboth

Harleyfx69

DoroteaSenjak withdrawn

Nvgeologist

camudcat withdrawn

Hyperscott withdrawn

BoxofRox

Yukonboy03

Micsbuick

Cola Queen withdrawn



Noobs:

blacktuono's +1 KGore withdrawn

Wakamba withdrawn

boobaloo

Normoyle

­HDLS +1 HDLS_Son withdrawn

Zach20 withdrawn

ShooterMcStabbin withdrawn

HDLS +2 RatchDaddy withdrawn

Halladay withdrawn

SHarr

Bopper1

Santaroga

Shopgirl

BWebb

ilovethose withdrawn

Whiro withdrawn

Devomstr

Monkeybeard withdrawn

Manbeck

Rhodie withdrawn

MTXprez

FightingHellf­ish moved to standby per request

grumpystumpy12



Essays:

ORJeepguy

coyotlgw

LukeDuke

Obo2­



Vets:

bigstick61

spyderboy03

Blac­kTuono withdrawn

Spunk withdrawn

YourCoWorker

Sirsqueeboo

Paramiles withdrawn

Paramiles +1 withdrawn

BigMel

Vesticles moved to standby per request

Bcauz3y withdrawn

B*tchBiscuit

Wingnut116ACW



Jimmer218 withdrawn

HDLS

Hfrog355 withdrawn

shade_1313

Wormgod

8eDeuce withdrawn

Wildernesstom withdrawn UNWITHDRAWN - SHOWED UP

RePp withdrawn

Umbrellacorp

TessaAR

55_S2K_Shawn

binary_operator

Lhotse withdrawn

BELTFED870 withdrawn

panda_king withdrawn

Dryw13 withdrawn

Kelsgro withdrawn

JohnConnor withdrawn

Kate Connor/Kate Brewster withdrawn

Rainmaker9

theoldrustedlens

Toblin withdrawn

Patchouli withdrawn

DrMerk withdrawn

Mk4dubbin

Freeride21a­ withdrawn

hopsbang

The_Hermonator withdrawn

MadBrad

Sigchef

Wa­shingtonApple withdrawn

Kiltakaze withdrawn

Grey50beast

morr3d withdrawn

mousehunter withdrawn

Cessnasp withdrawn

titsmagee withdrawn

Buttstuff withdrawn

JeredMD

TrojanCosta withdrawn

RobotJosh withdrawn

Tyler259 withdrawn

NeasgNoMercy withdrawn

Luis_R withdrawn

NorCalJackalope withdrawn

Fergus McLaggin

Click2boom withdrawn

Linggrrlonggrr

phurba­ withdrawn

bajagringo req standby

Motas2002

MrPlayer

Haywire withdrawn

Gf83 withdrawn

Ironsides

General Hummel



Standby:

Buttstuff moved to run list

JeredMD moved to run list

ChefKatie withdrawn

TrojanCosta moved to run list

RobotJosh moved to run list

Tyler259 moved to run list

NeasgNoMercy moved to run list

Luis_R moved to run list

Gabe withdrawn

NorCalJackalope moved to run list

Fergus McLaggin moved to run list

Click2boom moved to run list

Linggrrlonggrr moved to run list

phurba moved to run list

That1guyhenry moved to run list

bajagringo moved to run list

That1GuyBrad withdrawn - e

Motas2002 moved to run list

MrPlayer moved to run list

Ballsy McGee withdrawn (D)

Haywire moved to run list

Gf83 moved to run list

Ironsides moved to run list

CDMAC withdrawn (T)

General Hummel moved to run list

Spankeybankie Perm standby per request

FightingHellfish Perm standby per request

Bajagringo Perm standby per request

Vesticles Perm standby per request



Keep on eye on the list. If you didn't select a screen name its your name/initial or +1. Don't see your name? See below.





Swag mockups and order form. Sponsors on back of shirt.



Shirts 20 (+5 for 3X or 4X) 3/16/20 last day to order

Patch 12 for 1, 20 for 2

Mystery shiny thing 25

Lapel pin 12 for 1, 20 for 2

Add 10 to Ship, or nothing extra to get at event.

Ppal West@colawarrior.org friendly family



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Staff slots are for those who are essential, not those who justwant to call themselves staff. There will be more involved in small ways but not all guaranteed run slots.10 slots for WEST Top 10, including Top 2 NVG and Wimminzf rom West events. First come, first served.30 slots for Cola Vets, any event. Randomly drawn after signups close.30 slots for noobs/+1s.13 random draw, 5 essay, 2 video essaywhich can include chug attempts.Standby in the order the application is received, to include staff, vets, and noobs who don't get a slot due to random numbers not favoring them.Signups closed January 20th, and will be posted for the final time January 25th. After that your in is by video challenge. Chug a 2 liter, make it interesting. Group response will decide.April 2-4, 2020. Note: on the sign up screen, if you sign up to be staff, you must be here for setup and early runs the weekend before.White Hills, Arizona in the Mojave Wasteland! The turn off is 69 miles from McCarran Airport in Las Vegas. And about another 40 minute drive on dirt roads. A decent clearance vehicle is urged, but 4WD not necessary. Oh, and please note: there is no cell phone service for a couple of miles. This means that during an awkward silence in a conversation, one can't just whip out their gadget. I highly recommend anyone without a truck to park at the rendezvous point and be shuttled in, also, those heading in please check the RP for people and give a ride to anyone you can. There were no casualties in 2015 or 2017, so things should be fine...right? Maps will be emailed as we get closer to the event. There will be 2 travel paths outlined, 1 more direct from Las Vegas for experienced drivers. 1 more direct from Kingman and better accommodates over-sized vehicles.There are 3 gas stations at on Highway 93 within a mile of the White Hills turn off. One does have a cafe (Rosie's Den) with great food. There is also now one at Stockton Hill Rd. & Pierce Ferry Rd. Only expect these places to have the basics as far as supplies. If you would like to stay in civilization and just drive out for the events, Las Vegas/Henderson/Boulder City are your closest places for that on the Nevada side, and Kingman is almost equal distance on the Arizona side.People have successfully brought travel trailers & small motorhomes, if you have one that meets the clearance criteria, feel free to bring it. Otherwise, please pack whatever camping gear in the manner you are accustomed to-tent, sleeping bag, and I recommend a tarp to place your tent on. If you have a pop up shade structure, recommend bringing. It hasn't been terribly hot during the day in years past - however shade is nice and helps prevent sunburns.Porta-potties on site.With enough donations, we plan to have meals. Once an attendee list is finalized and a count determined - we'll know if it's dirt mixed with water or cooked food. Plan to have a few things with you to munch on if you got busy and missed a meal. Chefs are volunteer and don't cook to order.Weds - roughing it, not many normally arrive this dayThurs - Breakfast Lunch and DinnerFri - Breakfast Lunch and DinnerSat - Breakfast LunchThere is no entry fee. That being said - organizing meals, latrines and incidentals take bucks. Averaged out over attendees is around $75 per person. Please give in what way you can so we can have the things.The Ayatollah of Cola, Praise be Unto Him: RustedAceSultan of Sand: JohnStonerSultan of Sponsors/Swag: JohnStoner. Interested in sponsoring? Email: PR@colawarrior.orgSultan of Steel: NVGeologist (MOA Targets)Sultan of Food: s_gorilla45Sultan of Art: L0pper (concept credit slowmethinks)Sultan of Finance: JohnStonerSultan of Maps: SeageanSultan of Kids Range: anthem_of_the_mindFollow all firearms safety rules.No handling firearms after drinking.No items of a sexual nature, there are kids around.Must sign waiver before running course.Listen to CW Staff - if they tell you not to do something and you do it, you're done.If you break any of these rules you will be banned from this and all future Cola Warriors.5 minute penalty for each failed obstacle.Each obstacle must be attempted for at least 10 seconds.10 minutes to complete the obstacles.Last Peep must be in mouth before run.5 minute penalty for each target left un-hit, one hit each steel target.5 minute penalty for hitting pistol targets with rifle.Reactive targets must be hit to react as designed, falling targets must fall.5 minute penalty for each Carbonated beverage unchugged.10 minute total chug time allowed, everything left after will be penalized.6x 12oz cans, 3x 24oz cans, or 1x 2liter with a 5oz chaser are the only allowed sizes. You desire some odd size? It will count as 2 liter.If you vomit before finishing a 12oz can, no matter how much is left that can it is a 5 minute penalty.If you vomit before finishing a 24oz can, no matter how much is left that can is a 10 minute penalty.If you vomit before finishing 2 liter it is a 30 min penaltyNight run only: 5 minute penalty for light ND, 10 minute penalty for prolonged use.Plan to attend. If you don't - items you may have been awarded will go back into the general prize pool. Only exception is a designated proxy who collects things on your behalf. Staff is already busy with things, so please don't request this of them.1. The usual two pistol mags, two rifle mags rule is in effect. However, there will be no capacity limit to the mags, or belts. Beta mags, drums, etc. are all good to go. To balance that, you only have 10 minutes from the first round fired to complete the course of fire. To avoid tearing up the nifty reactive steel targets, please don't plan on bringing calibers that exceed 3500 fps at the muzzle or 3500 ft/lbs of energy. Due to fire risk (really) and general liability, no ammo that attracts a magnet can be used.Questions are great, but please keep an eye on this original post (OP) for the latest and greatest info.This is a family event. We look forward to seeing the next generation of Cola Warriors advance through the ranks. We will have a kids course, which will be a miniaturized version of the regular one. Depending on age, we will use Airsoft or .22LR. If you've never been to a CW event, you won't be disappointed, these are the greatest human beings you could ever hope to puke with.If you say you are in and no show, you are banned for life, and nobody wants that, man. Hit that sign up link.The List:DaywalkerStaff:withdrawnwithdrawnmeestermurphyCaliContractorwithdrawns_gorilla45SeageanAnthem_of_the_mindEvilBaxter101ORJeepGuy (essay)(More helping than listed!)Sponsor attending/running:withdrawnwithdrawnHoldway CustomsNVGeologistSBF KydexwithdrawnJolly Green Juan & FamilywithdrawnIndependence TrainingDillon PrecisionTBDTBDTBD(Message me for info)Privilege (Top 10 etc)Harleyfx69withdrawnNvgeologistwithdrawnwithdrawnBoxofRoxMicsbuickwithdrawnNoobs:withdrawnwithdrawnboobalooNormoylewithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnSHarrBopper1SantarogaShopgirlBWebbwithdrawnwithdrawnDevomstrwithdrawnManbeckwithdrawnMTXprezmoved to standby per requestgrumpystumpy12Essays:ORJeepguycoyotlgwLukeDukeObo2­Vets:bigstick61spyderboy03withdrawnwithdrawnYourCoWorkerSirsqueebooParamiles withdrawnwithdrawnBigMelmoved to standby per requestwithdrawnB*tchBiscuitWingnut116ACWwithdrawnHDLSwithdrawnWormgodwithdrawnwithdrawn UNWITHDRAWN - SHOWED UPwithdrawnUmbrellacorpTessaAR55_S2K_Shawnbinary_operatorwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawntheoldrustedlenswithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnMk4dubbinwithdrawnhopsbangwithdrawnMadBradSigchefwithdrawnwithdrawnGrey50beastwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnJeredMDwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnwithdrawnFergus McLagginwithdrawnLinggrrlonggrrwithdrawnreq standbyMotas2002withdrawnwithdrawnIronsidesGeneral HummelStandby:moved to run listmoved to run listwithdrawnmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listwithdrawnmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listwithdrawn - emoved to run listmoved to run listwithdrawn (D)moved to run listmoved to run listmoved to run listwithdrawn (T)moved to run listSpankeybankie Perm standby per requestFightingHellfish Perm standby per requestBajagringo Perm standby per requestVesticles Perm standby per requestKeep on eye on the list. If you didn't select a screen name its your name/initial or +1. Don't see your name? See below.Swag mockups and order form. Sponsors on back of shirt.Shirts 20 (+5 for 3X or 4X) 3/16/20 last day to orderPatch 12 for 1, 20 for 2Mystery shiny thing 25Lapel pin 12 for 1, 20 for 2Add 10 to Ship, or nothing extra to get at event.Ppal West@colawarrior.org friendly familyMust fill out form!ShirtPatch (color)Lapel pin(Silver/black)Error, issue, problem? PM me