“We won’t find out the results of today’s elections until long after this taping, so, for now, we’ll just congratulate any man who’s around the age of 78. Well done! You’re crushing it! Never doubted you!” — JAMES CORDEN

“The big story coming into tonight was that the moderates are consolidating behind Joe Biden. Yes, the moderates are consolidating. We are reaching extreme levels of centrism!” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Analysts say Democrats are now ‘circling the wagons’ around Joe Biden. That’s the phrase, yeah. Biden said, ‘The last time wagons were circled around me, I was 5 and Ma and Pa were headed to Oregon territory.’” — CONAN O’BRIEN

“But, yes, last night was big for Joe Biden because he got all the endorsements of his former rivals. Yeah, Buttigieg came out to say Joe was the only one who could unite the party, Klobuchar came out to say Joe was the best choice for moderates, and Beto O’Rourke came out to remind people he still exists.” — TREVOR NOAH

“Yeah, Biden is surging. Last night, he had a big rally where he brought out Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar and Beto O’Rourke. It was basically Coachella for CNN.” — JIMMY FALLON

“This is like a reunion of ‘Friends’ if some of the friends were gone longer than others and none of them were friends.” — STEPHEN COLBERT