TL;DR: CoinSpice scours the Twittersphere to shine light upon the top crypto tweets of the week. The current dispatch of folly finds the obnoxious Bobby Lee claiming to have red-pilled action movie star Bruce Willis. The Winklevii’s exchange had second thoughts about associating with BitMEX at the exact wrong time. BTC users describe more horrors. Bitcoin Cash (BCH) community raises BCH for South Sudan. Binance is run out of coffee shops around the world, and it’s time to FreeRoss.org.

Tweets of the Week: #9 Leave Bruce Willis Alone!

We at CoinSpice will take things that never happened for $1,000, Alex. Supposedly cryptocurrency hardware wallet shill Bobby Lee, brother of Litecoin’s Charlie Lee, was on the same flight with Hollywood legend Bruce Willis. Lee snapped an awkward candid photograph of Willis returning to his seat as proof of their fateful interaction.

Imagine spending hours and hours unable to escape near Bobby Lee clumsily attempting to convince you about magic internet beans. We cannot think of a worse fate for Willis. Come to Shanghai, they said. Take a flight from Los Angeles, they said. No word from the Die Hard franchise principal as to whether he’s gone down the rabbit hole only to emerge on a Bitcoin conference panel near you. Poor Bruce.

On my flight from #LA to #Shanghai, I was surprised to see #BruceWillis come onboard, sitting next to me, traveling w/ his family to China. 🙂 What do I do? Let’s talk #Bitcoin! He didn’t know much, so I introduced him to $BTC, and showed him our @BalletCrypto physical wallets. pic.twitter.com/fektI7miCb — Bobby Lee – Ballet: Simple & Elegant Wallet (@bobbyclee) November 2, 2019

#8 Winklevii Exchange Deletes Tweet for 22,000 Reasons

Gemini deleted after 1 hour

links in original tweet: https://t.co/x7OhFRPFSU pic.twitter.com/11QBjJGRab — Crypto_Deleted_Tweets (@CryptoDeleted) November 1, 2019

#7 Borderline

#6 Perspective

Some perspective on the last 3 months of BTC and BCH block production rates (daily averages): – BTC: 154 blocks/day

– BCH: 146 blocks/day — Coin Dance (@Coin_Dance) October 27, 2019

#5 Buy Signal?

GEEZ! In late 2017, my mom asked me to buy bitcoin for her, and the bull ends…..today my father asked me what is blockchain and how to buy coins. History repeats or ? #Blockchain #China pic.twitter.com/gnGIWpzVgg — Cindy Wang (@crypto_cindy) October 28, 2019

#4 BCH Community is Generous

Any donations between these blocks I will also match up to 4 BCH. Let's do some good in the world and help those in need in South Sudan! #BitcoinCash #HelpHumanity https://t.co/dUAwMZuHAn — Josh Ellithorpe (@zquestz) October 26, 2019

#3 BTC User Nightmares Continue

1. Had a little BTC left in my wallet

2. Booked a hotel with it + $1 fee

3. The payment stuck for an hour

4. Meanwhile the hotel got full

5. My reservation didn’t go through

6. BTC still stuck

7. Realize how dumb i am to even try

8. P2P cash my ass pic.twitter.com/hqanyGCH8y — Jeff Paik (@jeff_paik) October 28, 2019

It has been over 10 hours and my bitcoin transaction still hasn't confirmed yet… This is one of the main reasons btc has not gained mainstream adoption yet as a peer to peer electronic cash. Imagine how users & businesses feel when it takes this long to confirm. pic.twitter.com/JzzudWbR0T — Tai Zen (@HeyTaiZen) November 1, 2019

#2 What a Time to be Alive

During the AMA today, someone asked where our offices are. Well, coffee shops. Home to one of the largest exchanges in the new world. Photo credit to @hoangsonviet pic.twitter.com/Y51i5xnF3a — CZ Binance (@cz_binance) October 30, 2019

#1 FreeRoss.org

I have met Ross. He is a good human. His punishment is absurdly disproportionate to his crime. Anyone who cares about justice should be a signatory to this petition. https://t.co/Qkkm91wUmd — Erik Voorhees (@ErikVoorhees) October 31, 2019

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