I challenged my gifter to find me the most awesome, ugly-cute, unicorn mug out there, and they delivered! I now have the most unamused fat unicorn ever, farting out a rainbow. It just doesn't get better than that, folks. Thank you so much mysterious stranger! I look forward to sitting around on my weeaboo ass, in my Unicorn Kigurumi, drinking green tea from my super mega kawaii mug, as I reevaluate my life choices and ultimately get distracted and end up searching for fanfiction of questionable content on the internet.