I'll get into Cesaro's awesome week of Cesaro in a sec, but I'm still LOLing hard at "hard fart victory," you guys.

We all slip up, and I try not to get crazy nitpick-y about technical gaffes and goofs (like wrong TitanTron videos or botched header graphics, etc), but Kane said fart. Which means not only was fart said by accident, but Kane's the one who said it. Kane who still comes out to booming red pyro.So yeah, the big Red Corporate Conglomerate accidentally congratulated Daniel Bryan on a "hard fart victory." And as you can see, I haven't gotten over it. Because I'm six.Judge away. You know me. I don't care. But I do think Kane should have run with it and, after injuring Bryan's shoulder, said "Good luck in the Fartlimination Chamber, Daniel!" Because then I would have melted down into pure, molten joy.And look, Daniel Bryan is injured because Daniel Bryan is not winning the Elimination Chamber. And they need a reason for Orton to retain and head to WrestleMania and wrestle Batista in that match that no one wants to see at WrestleMania. If they wanted to stack the odds against Bryan even more, Kane could announce, day of, that he and Bryan have a match at the PPV so that Bryan pulls double duty. Essentially, what should have happened at the Rumble.So as it stands, looking at the Chamber PPV, we've got Orton retaining, Batista going over Del Rio, Wyatts probably beating The Shield due to Shield miscommunication, the Outlaws going over the Usos, and Big E. most likely beating Swagger. Not completely sure about that last one since it all depends on if Swagger rises with the Cesaro tide. They'll be split apart for sure, so it'll all depend on whether they wind up feuding when they do. Swagger could win the IC belt and then Cesaro could beat him for it at 'Mania, since Cesaro's 'Mania placement is still very much up in the air.Which leads me into Cesaro's big week of Giant Swings on Orton and Cena. With Punk gone (and no real headway in the situation in any shape or form), Cesaro could gain. The way that Bryan will no doubt gain even more. Cesaro got a shockingly clean win over Orton on Smackdown and then, as they say, "took Cena to the limit" on RAW . Which is pretty much all you can do with Cena. Take him to the limit. Cena helps guys get over by basically taking all of their offense for 20 minutes and then putting them down quick with an AA. Standard at this point. In fact, I'm always amused when Cole says, like he did last night, "What more does Cesaro have to do???"Because there's no answer to that. There was nothing Cesaro could do except show the world the breadth of his talents. Cena was going to kick out of anything, so these kinds of matches pretty much wind up feeling like THQ WWE Demo Training Mode. Now try to do reverse a running grapple. Now try an Irish Whip on the apron.On a side note (and as you may have heard advertised on RAW), Steve Austin's podcast with John Cena went up today and it's all sorts of awesome. If you want to hear what Cena thinks about the business and why he gets booed half the time, check it out. He basically says that the WWE failed to build up new stars so there are a lot of fans who are tired of him. Oh, and he also talks about his Rumble match with Orton. And not for nothing, Austin gives him some quick advice on how to not make his STF look like garbage.On the podcast front, Podcast One also has some new deal with the WWE where they're running a WrestleMania podcast series, where Renee Young talks to a different 'Mania famous guest each week. The first episode has Shawn Michaels on it. And it's boring as s***. The exact opposite of what we like from wrestling podcasts. No inside talk. Just safe, recycled rhetoric.Anyhow, Cesaro, who's kicked his first name to the curb because Vince didn't think "Antonio" sounded manly, is looking amazing as usual. And it would naturally be grand if somehow he or Bryan got thrown into the Orton/Batista main event at 'Mania. Hell, anyone entering into that match and making it a three way would ease our suffering. And, I forget, have any of the announcers mentioned the fact that Bryan actually won an Elimination Chamber match? I've been tuning them out more these days than usual.

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