I know someone’s gonna be all “I don’t get it” so here’s some cheat sheets in case you slept through history class:

D Day

Omaha Beach

Kraut (why you would learn derogatory terms in history class I don’t know, but I won’t judge.)

Plot Twist

While I was poking around putting that together I decided to look at the one for Memorial Day where I stumbled upon this: Uniform Monday Holiday Act. Sadly, it’s not about wearing uniforms on Mondays. Anyway, here’s a choice quote:

“The Act was designed to increase the number of three-day weekends for federal employees.”

I wish I could make laws that said I didn’t have to work.