About Me

Hi there. My name is Alan Spirta. By day, I'm a computer programmer at a top ten firm. My wife was a feminist in college who had a thing for black guys. My two kids, 11 and 14, think I'm a moron and raid my wallet to buy videogames and pot. My boss thinks I'm so milquetoast that she gives me whatever assignments the rest of the team refuses. I routinely get passed over in line, and people shove me aside to get to inanimate objects. However, I like it this way. When the day is done, and the family is fed, this mild-mannered nerd gets his revenge on the world.