Yes, I know there are "bigger" issues — $500 million for rebuilding municipal assets, a lack of affordable housing, the trial of the D.A., the mistrial of America's Dad, the conviction of political heiress Renee Tartaglione – but street-corner trash cans are something we can get our heads around, even though we wouldn't touch one with a 7-foot Latvian, such as the one just acquired by the Sixers.