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How I imagine an average meeting goes around the president's office..

00:00 - 00:03 So we have plans for new construction

00:04 - 00:05 We are looking to put in another building

00:05 - 00:07 Right about here

00:08 - 00:12 We can squeeze it in near the Great Lawn

00:12 - 00:15 It can be brick and have 7 columns

00:17 - 00:19 I think you mean 10 columns

00:19 - 00:21 7 columns is not enough

00:24 - 00:26 P Tribs...

00:27 - 00:28 7 columns...

00:31 - 00:33 7 columns is all we can afford right now

00:34 - 00:36 The Admin Building and Bell Tower sir...

00:53 - 00:58 Any Professor...with tenure...needs to leave. Now.

01:13 - 01:15 What the hell are they thinking?!

01:15 - 01:17 If we don't have more columns how will we stay ahead!?

01:18 - 01:23 I CANNOT BE SECOND TO W&M!

01:25 - 01:28 I was a goddamn senator!

01:29 - 01:31 I taught at Harvard for Christ sakes!

01:31 - 01:34 Now I have to increase tuition again!

01:34 - 01:37 FOR THE 4th YEAR IN A ROW

01:37 - 01:40 What will Rosemary think!?

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, the divorce papers are already in..

01:42 - 01:46 I don't care! Our names are on the library!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, we can remove her name..

01:48 - 01:52 That's not the point you swine!

01:53 - 01:54 I need these columns

01:56 - 01:57 The PLP students need these columns

01:57 - 02:00 It's not enough they get priority housing and scheduling!

02:00 - 02:03 They are the future of this school!

02:04 - 02:08 If we can't put up more buildings

02:08 - 02:13 where are the students going to live!?

02:14 - 02:16 We are admitting more students than we have housing for

02:17 - 02:21 and we need to KEEP THEM LIVING ON CAMPUS

02:27 - 02:29 for all 4 or 5 years

02:30 - 02:34 How can I keep these kids on my campus for 5 years

02:34 - 02:36 I need this

02:41 - 02:42 I'm sure you all have heard

02:43 - 02:47 CNUPD gave ME a fucking parking ticket last week

02:48 - 02:53 Who the fuck do they think they are?

02:54 - 02:56 Fucking CNUPD

02:56 - 02:59 They couldn't find their own ass with a flashlight and a map

03:00 - 03:02 How does 2 years of community college qualify them for shit

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, one of them was Newport News PD

03:14 - 03:17 I told everyone I could rebuild this school from the ground

03:19 - 03:23 I can't quit now I'll look like a pussy.

03:25 - 03:26 Shit.

03:31 - 03:33 We need these new buildings

03:40 - 03:46 Please do me a favor and don't tell the other professors

03:46 - 03:49 We have to increase tuition and lower salaries again