E-commerce software

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept live on the Foundation Intranet. SCP-XXXX and the intranet site it is kept on must have copies on no less than four servers at no less than five Foundation controlled Sites. All Level 01 and higher personnel must be able to access SCP-XXXX at all times. Placing orders for items through SCP-XXXX is strictly forbidden to all level 04 personnel and below. Anyone using SCP-XXXX without the direct approval of an 05 will be re-classified D-class.

SCP-XXXX must never be deleted. Initial attempts at deletion resulted in the software appearing on XXXXXX.com, XXXXXX.com, and XXXX.com only 3 business days after deletion.

Attempts to keep a single copy of the software isolated from the internet have had similar results to deletion. The software simply appeared on popular ecommerce websites days later.

Foundation researchers determined that SCP-XXXX must not only be on a live computer network, but be available to be viewed by no less than 500 individuals.

Protocol XXXX must be run continually in order to detect containment breaches. If a breach is detected, it is immediately reported to no less than two 05s, and Special Task Force Omega-17 "Script Kiddies".

In the event of a containment breach, Special Task Force Omega-17 will carry out Protocol XXXX, resulting in the removal of the software from all affected websites. Special Task Force Omega-17 co-ordinates with any and all other Foundation Task Forces to recover any SCPs which breached containment during the breach of SCP-XXXX. Individuals who saw an SCP listed on a website containing SCP-XXXX are to be found, interrogated, and administered Class A Amnesics.

A list of SCPs currently listed by the copy of SCP-XXXX on the Foundation Intranet is to be monitored and maintained by Special Task Force Omega-17.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a software program for E-Commerce websites. Subjects who have used the software describe it as being extremely user-friendly and intuitive. It allows for easy setup and management of E-commerce stores.

SCP-XXXX has properties not yet understood by Foundation researchers. Items purchased on websites using the software usually arrive at the address specified by the buyer within 3 to 5 business days. This includes items that the seller did not have in stock, or even items that the seller never had access to.

SCP-XXXX has been shown to create item listings on its own, without the intervention of a human. Product listings created in this manner have proven impossible to remove, delete, or censor.

These product listings have included multiple SCPs. When other SCPs are listed by SCP-XXXX, the product description given for those SCPs match exactly the descriptions given in Foundation documentation.

SCP-XXXX was discovered when SCP-XXXX breached containment. The breach initially seemed to be caused by a careless researcher, Dr. XXXX who had dropped SCP-XXXX, allowing it to fall into a shipping container. Dr. XXXX reported the accident right away, but the shipping container was immediately loaded onto a truck at Site-XX. The truck left immediately. Attempts to contact the driver failed. Attempts by security personnel at Site-XX to stop the vehicle met with strange circumstances; cars not starting, guns jamming. Mobile Task Force XXXXX-XX was called in to help, but a string of communication errors led them to destroy the wrong vehicle. SCP-XXXX was only recovered weeks later, by agents in the field. The agents captured and interrogated the individual who ordered, and used SCP-XXXX, which led to the discovery of SCP-XXXX. Later incidences of breaches have shown it to be nearly impossible to intercept an item shipped by SCP-XXXX before it reaches the address specified by the buyer.

SCP-XXXX has been used by 05s to securely ship SCPs between Foundation Sites. SCP-XXXX has also been abused by Foundation Personnel for personal shopping.

SCPs currently listed as products on Foundation Intranet copy of SCP-XXXX:

SCP-1151

SCP-1236

SCP-1090

SCP-1042

SCP-140

SCP-871

SCP-093

SCP-184

SCP-1025

Notes:

Based on experiments, SCP-XXXX will only list objects as products if it is feasible for the object to be shipped. It will not list objects that are too large, immobile, or ephemeral to ship.

Dangerous objects that are not SCPs have been noted as products in SCP-XXXX. Incident XXXX occured when a nuclear device was listed on SCP-XXXX hosted on XXXX.com,

Fake addresses or addresses that do not exist will not be shipped to by SCP-XXXX.

Living things will not be shipped by SCP-XXXX.

Attempts to track the activities of objects shipped by SCP-XXXX in real time have proven fruitless. All successful tracking has been through after-the-fact interrogations.

Prices given for SCPs listed independently by SCP-XXXX seem to depend on the estimated retail value of a non-SCP version of the same object. SCP-140, for example, is currently listed at $14.95 - an average price for a hardcover book.

Containment Breach Logs:

Experiment Logs:

Experiment 01

Object: a ballpoint pen from the desk of Dr. Bright.

Shipping Address: REDACTED, The home of Dr. Bright.

Methodology: The pen was added to the E-commerce intranet site that SCP-XXXX is contained on. The pen was ordered by Dr. *, and shipping was requested to REDACTED.

Observations: The pen disappeared from Dr. Brights desk, apparently overnight. Interrogations of staff members lead us to believe that the janitor may have accidentally knocked it into the wastebasket, which he then collected and placed with the rest of the waste collected that night. The pen and the waste made their journey to Site-**-B for routine disposal. Somewhere along the way, the pen fell from the garbage truck and was picked up by a transient. The transient carried the pen nearly 3 miles, accidentally leaving it at bank. A bank teller used it for about a day, until she signed for a UPS package, at which point she accidentally gave it to the UPS employee. The UPS employee brought a package to the home of the neighbor of Dr. Bright. The neighbor used the pen to sign for his package, and the UPS employee forgot to take it back from him. The neighbor visited Dr. Bright the next day and accidentally left the pen there.

Experiment 02

Object: a box of unmarked envelopes.

Shipping Address: 1 Terabithia Lane, Magic Kingdom, Mars. A made up, non-existent address.

Observations: SCP-XXXX notifies the buyer that the address does not exist and requests a real address.

Experiment 03

Object: A normal house cat.

Shipping Address: REDACTED, The home of Agent XXXXXXX.

Methodology: a photo of the cat, along with a short bio of the cat, was added to the E-Commerce Software by Dr. XXXXX. Agent XXXXXXX then ordered the cat, and entered his home address for shipping.

Observations: On check-out, SCP-XXXX states that living things cannot be shipped. The listing for the cat and the order are both automatically deleted without human intervention.

Experiment 04

Object: A stuffed animal

Shipping Address: REDACTED, Site-XX

Methodology: A stuffed bear was added to the E-Commerce Software by Dr. XXXXX. Dr. XXXX ordered the stuffed bear via the intranet site containing SCP-XXXX. Efforts were made to prevent the stuffed bear from reaching Site-XX.

Observations: We can't repeat this test again. We lost over XX good people. The stuffed bear reached Site-XX in 4 business days. Suppositions have been made that efforts to prevent the stuffed animal from reaching its destination may have slowed its progress.

Experiment 05

Object: A hardcover copy of War & Peace.

Shipping Address: REDACTED, a far flung SCP containment site in the mountains of XXXXX. Site has no roads. Site had wind conditions preventing most flight nearby.

Methodology: To test how long it will take SCP-XXXX to ship somewhere, we have chosen Site-XX, which by our calculation is not possible to reach from the origin of the object in less than 12 days while ensuring safe delivery. Object added to SCP-XXXX by Dr. XXXXX. Object purchased by Agent XXXX at Site-XX.

Observations: Object picked up by D-Class personnel and left in Agent XXX's car. Agent XXX's car was broken into that night, and the book was stolen. Four days later the book fell from the sky, and landed in one piece at Site-XX. Investigations have revealed that the book somehow made its way onto a military cargo plane, which it then fell out of onto Site-XX, without being harmed. Total time for delivery: 5 days.

Experiment 06

Object: A GPS tracking device

Shipping Address: 1 Main Street, REDACTED, A ghost town in the Arizona desert, with no roads to it.

Methodology: GPS unit added to E-Commerce Software by Dr. XXXXX. Unit purchased by Dr. XXXXX, requesting shipping to the above address. GPS unit left running so that the Foundation can track its movements.

Observations: GPS unit left Site-XX when an Agent picked up the wrong GPS unit, believing it to be their own. GPS unit shut down by Agent shortly after leaving Site-XX. GPS unit lost by Agent shortly after returning home, under unknown circumstances. GPS unit appears 3 days later at address specified, brought by a crew filming a documentary on ghost towns.

Experiment 07

Object: A plain brick.

Shipping Address: REDACTED

Methodology: Brick sealed in a safe to which no Foundation Personnel knew the code. Safe sealed in Vault-XXX at Site-XX, and bolted down to the floor. Orders given to Security Personnel to let no one in or out, on threat of death. Brick added to SCP-XXXX by Dr. XXXXX. Brick ordered by Agent XXX, with the above shipping address.

Observations: This experiment or versions of it are never to be attempted again. XX SCPs were breached at Site-XX, causing XXX deaths and the complete loss of Site-XX. The brick arrived at its destination in 3 days.

Experiment 08

Object: None - See Methodology

Shipping Address: REDACTED

Methodology: This was to test if non-existant objects or technologies not yet understood by The Foundation could be shipped. A Lightsaber from the film franchise Star Wars was entered into SCP-XXXX. The product description included images, videos of it being used in the films, and a description taken from a Star Wars guide book. The Lightsaber was purchased from SCP-XXXX by Dr. XXXXX, and shipped to the address above.

Observations: A fake plastic Lightsaber, which can be bought in any toy store, was delivered to the address 3 days after being ordered. The Lightsaber displays no anomalous properties, and appears to simply be the same model sold in stores.

Experiment 09

Object: A stack gold bullion totaling over $100,000,000 in value.

Shipping Address: Site-XX

Methodology: A photo of the gold bullion was placed on the E-Commerce Software, along with a description of it. The price entered on the E-Commerce Software was $1. The purchase was made by Agent XXX.

Observations: The Check-Out form threw an error, stating that the object price was invalid. The object never appeared at the shipping address.