This is an outrage and must be stopped!

The robot barman, called Mr Asahi, debuted at Selfridges in London, serving up Asahi beer to the locals. I am totally serious.

The 1st problem with the robot barman: He serves shitty beer. Asahi is bad Budweiser on a good day. Calling it "warm piss" is a compliment.

2nd problem: It's freaking weird looking. Those eyes make me want to reach over and steal all the pints it's pouring without leaving a tip. Wait, that's good thing.

3rd problem: No boobs.

4th problem: (see 3rd problem.)

5th problem: Waste of human talent. Wouldn't society have been better off if these scientist spent their time on more noble pursuits? Like inventing a robot that helps wheel chair bound people, perfecting robotic prosthetic devices or by making a giant laser that could blow up Earth from the Moon? Eviilll!

In short, the day robots replace humans, is the day I quit drinking. Alone at McSorley's, by myself, till 4am every week night.

PS - I'm 5 hours sober.

