Last night's True Detective Season 2 premiere was pretty boring. It was great to see some familiar faces in gritty new roles (Rachel McAdams!), but the most entertaining part of the whole episode was probably playing Wait, Where Have I Seen That Guy Before? throughout the hour. If you didn't have a chance to Google around to match names to all those faces you're pretty sure you know but can't quite recall, here are the journeyman actors and actresses who popped up in the return of HBO's weirdest show. First we give you the character, then we give you the rundown. Proceed.

Jordan Semyon (aka That Redhead Married to Vince Vaughn's Frank)

Who Is This? British actress Kelly Reilly

Do I Know Her? It's a long shot. Her last big screen credit was the movie Flight, and before that she played the wife of Dr. Watson in Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes movies. She's got a number of other screen credits dating back to the mid 1990s, but nothing else major.

Commander Floyd Heschmeyer (aka The Boss of Taylor Kitsch's Paul at the CHP)

Who Is This? Matt Battaglia

Do I Know Him? Maybe. Battaglia has been a fixture on the TV movie and series circuit (24, Big Love, Bones, etc.) but his biggest roles came as Emmett's closeted QB boyfriend Drew Boyd on Showtime's Queer as Folk and a six-episode run as J.L. King in Days of Our Lives all the way back in 1997. You may also recognize him from Friends, a Ford truck commercial, and that time he was a linebacker in the NFL.

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Steve Mercier (aka That Boy Toy of Rachel McAdams's Ani Bezzerides)

Who Is This? Riley Smith

Do I Know Him? If you watched the Disney channel at the turn of the millennium then probably yes! He starred in the Mouse House original movie Motorcrossed in 2001 and also appeared in Freaks and Geeks as Todd Schellinger in 2000. Since then he's had arcs on 24 and True Blood and numerous a la carte appearances on various shows.

Mayor Austin Chessani (aka Vaguely Creepy Mustache Guy)

Who Is This? Ritchie Coster

Do I Know Him? There's a slim chance you might. He played a criminal named The Chechen in The Dark Knight and is another TV veteran in bit roles. He's an HBO alum who had a recurring role in the show Luck, but that got cancelled because they couldn't keep their on-set horses alive.

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Lacy Lindel (aka The Girl Who Propositioned Paul to Get Out of a Ticket)

Who Is This? Ashley Hinshaw

Do I Know Her? A little bit. She showed up at the very end of True Blood (more HBO points!) as Jason's surprising soul mate and Hoyt's ex, Brigette. She also showed up briefly as Colleen O'Brien on Agent Carter.

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Teague Dixon (aka That Guy Working a Case with Colin Farrell's Ray)

Who Is This? W. Earl Brown

Do I Know Him? Yes. Most famously he played Warren, Mary's brother, in There's Something About Mary, Dan Dority on Deadwood, and Meat Loaf in the TV movie Meat Loaf: To Hell and Back. But he's been all over the place, like Knights of Badassdom, Justice, Scream, and the upcoming Black Mass.

Athena Bezzerides (aka Ani Bezzerides's Sister)

Who Is This? Leven Rambin (formerly Levin Rambin)

Do I Know Her? There's a good chance you do. She appeared briefly as the tribute Glimmer from District 1 in The Hunger Games, but has done a lot of TV work over the years, including Riley Dawson in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Sloan Riley on Grey's Anatomy and a four-year run on All My Children.

Osip Agronov (aka The Guy Frank Took That Meeting With)

Who Is This? Timothy V. Murphy

Do I Know Him? If you watch Sons of Anarchy, in which he played Galen/Gaalan, then yes. Other than that, he's another long-time TV fixture. Murphy too has a little bit of HBO pedigree with a credit on Six Feet Under.

Lt. Kevin Burris (aka Ray's Cop Co-Worker)

Who Is This? James Frain

Do I Know Him? Yes! This guy's done a lot, and he’s always a solid performer. He's recently been on Orphan Black as Ferdinand, Agent Carter as Leet Brannis, and, our favorite, as Franklin Mott the sadistic but lovesick vampire in True Blood. The HBO players abound in season 2 of True Detective.

Ani's Dad (aka That Long-Haired Dude at the Panticapaeum Institute)

Who Is This? David Morse

Do I Know Him? Yes. From everything. We only put him here because his name was on the tip of your tongue but you couldn't quite remember it.