The Ottawa Senators head into the All-Star break comfortably in a playoff spot, primarily because the rest of their division is not very good.

Not that 58 points from 47 games and a plus-4 goal differential is necessarily a bad thing, of course. Given the weird way in which the Eastern Conference in particular has stratified itself this season they’re something of a rarity. The other top teams in the conference obviously have positive goal differentials (Philadelphia and Boston are the other playoff teams in the red) but unlike every other top club, Ottawa only has a single-digit differential. In fact, the Sens and their Ontario neighbors (plus-13) are the only ones without at least a plus-25 goal differential in the conference among the positive teams.

To be so average, and yet so safely ensconced in a postseason position, is a little strange, but especially so when you consider that basically everything the Senators do is underwhelming. Fifth from the bottom of the NHL in adjusted corsi, heading into Thursday night. Ninth-bottom in adjusted shots on goal. When it comes to shot quality (measured by expected goals) they’re 11th-worst. And yeah they’ve been lucky to sit 14th in actual goals percentage at 5-on-5, but not especially so: Their PDO is only 100.3. Their shooting percentage is 14th. Their save percentage is 11th.

Same story on special teams: 15th in power play, 13th on the PK.

Literally anyone can look at this team and determine with relative ease that this is a decidedly average club with a small handful of difference-makers. Erik Karlsson has a point on nearly 1 in every 3 goals the team scores despite a bad year shooting the puck personally. Mark Stone, Mike Hoffman, and Kyle Turris can all play as well. Mike Condon is punching well above his weight right now in net, but you can’t hold that against him too much, even as you expect him to take a step back.

But here’s the thing: People think Pierre Dorion is gonna go shopping as the deadline approaches. They already traded for Tommy Wingels just to flesh out the roster a bit since Clarke MacArthur is done for the year, but there are plenty of rumblings that they want to add to this group. Scott Burnside said on ESPN.com the other day that the Senators should target one of Matt Duchene or Gabriel Landeskog. Ken Warren of the Ottawa Citizen says basically the same thing:

“Yet when you add [the Senators’ recent point streak and the loss of MacArthur] together — and let’s throw in captain Erik Karlsson’s long-term future, for good measure — it makes sense for general manager Pierre Dorion to take a hard look at trading for Duchene before the March 1 trade deadline.”

Like I know things feel extremely weird these days what with the whole surreality of the Trump presidency so far, but this is “also I have slowly gone insane” territory, right? Not that acquiring Duchene isn’t a good idea, of course. He’s a good player in a bad situation and apparently doesn’t really care if he stays in Colorado or goes literally anywhere else. Warren posits that Colorado would want a current Senators defenseman and a future like Colin White or Thomas Chabot.

Which, first of all, the Senators defense is really bad. After Karlsson you’re looking at Dion Phaneuf and Marc Methot (both 31 and pretty expensive), then Cody Ceci and Mark Borowiecki (both under 30 but not good), and a hodgepodge of lower-level guys Dorion couldn’t pick out of a lineup. It doesn’t behoove them to offload Chabot in such a deal since he actually looks like a good future NHL defenseman, and maybe you make the argument that you one day hope White turns into what Matt Duchene has been for years and probably will be for a few more. Fifty-plus points each of the last three seasons and on pace for almost 60 on a rotten team this year too. You take that.

But the Senators are short on futures to begin with. Corey Pronman ranked their prospect group 16th in the league before the season. They only have four picks in June’s draft (a first, third, fourth, and sixth), with no second in 2018 either.

With this in mind, and with the idea that any major trade likely involves the Senators giving up at least something of noteworthy future value, we have to recognize one salient fact:

If this Ottawa team is in Going For It mode, we are living in a world gone mad.

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