I was at an Arby’s the other day, getting some milkshakes for my daughter and I, when the guy in the drive through window informed me that the bill had been covered by the car ahead of me. I thought to myself “Alright, I’ll get the next car.” Then, I looked in the rear view mirror and saw an SUV full of people, and my next thought was “NOPE” In hindsight I should have asked how much their bill was, maybe the driver was just getting a soda. What I did was thank the man for my free food and drive off like a jerk.

I CAN’T BE PAYIN’ THIRTY BUCKS FOR SOME SHAKES…CAUSE I’M A JERK