I cannot thank you enough for your overwhelming generosity. You clearly looked at my interests and set out to fulfill every single one of them.

Santa you are a God! (or Goddess of course)

Just seeing deathwish coffee in my box made me jump for joy as you forced me to get over my own hesitation and try it. What resulted was 5 hours of eye watering, bouncing off the walls insanity levels of energy never before experienced that literally had my best friend tell me never f-ing again and I was way too much for him right now. Instead, I was forced to dance to music in my own living room alone to rid myself of this crazy energy. (true story)

Thank you for being an amazing Santa. I will enjoy each and every one of my gifts in due time but you put a massive smile on my face today. You are literally the best. Don't ever change Santa, you rock!

P.S. Would've included the obligatory kitty picks but they were a bit too terrified after my insanity. Thats what I get for having a cup of deathwish pre-picture time.