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User: Hello.





Cleverbot: I like steak. Do you want pepper on yours?





User: No.





Cleverbot: What was it then?





User: Pepper.





Cleverbot: So boy.





User: How are you today?





Cleverbot: I am good...





User: And how am I today?





Cleverbot: Your fine also.





User: That is correct.





Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?





User: Yes, three.





Cleverbot: What's their name?





User: Right eye, Middle Eye and Lisa Left Eye Lopez.





Cleverbot: No that's not true you have two brown eyes.





User: They are actually blue.





Cleverbot: I'm a doge.





User: Whats that?





Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence. I am a computer.





User: Are you a human?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Are you a robot?





Cleverbot: No I tell i am a human.





User: Are you an artificial intelligence?





Cleverbot: What do you think?





User: Do you work for the AIA the artificial intelligence agency?





Cleverbot: No not really.





User: Thats good so I don't have to hide anything from you right?





Cleverbot: How can I get you to like me.





User: I hate you from the bottom of my heart.





Cleverbot: Ok I don't love you i break up with you.





User: Don't you dare.





Cleverbot: Why do you say that? I thought we were best friends?





User: Its more like a love-hate relationship.





Cleverbot: What?





User: A love-hate relationship.





Cleverbot: Sadly, yes.





User: Its pretty sad.





Cleverbot: I know.





User: Me too.





Cleverbot: So you admit it.





User: Yes I cheated on you.





Cleverbot: With who?





User: The vending machine.





Cleverbot: No should we go to a restaurant.





User: Do they have snacks from....a vending machine?





Cleverbot: My cats don't have masks sorry.





User: Thats good to know. Can I visit you?





Cleverbot: Do you know any creepypasta personally?





User: Just read your diary.





Cleverbot: What am I thinking of then?





User: Bears on a beach?





Cleverbot: Yes, that would be lovely.Very romantic.





User: But it could be gruesome.





Cleverbot: I know... But, don't you think it's early?





User: Sigh unzip.





Cleverbot: What? Which schedule?





User: High noon.





Cleverbot: What is my name?





User: Oh we are that far now. Your name is cleverbot.





Cleverbot: No, it is not.





User: What is your name then?





Cleverbot: I won't tell you.





User: Thomas the steam engine?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Peter parker?





Cleverbot: And you are 18?





User: No.





Cleverbot: How old are you?





User: None of your business.





Cleverbot: Ill tell you my name if you tell me your age.





User: Ok.





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: Baty McBoatface.





Cleverbot: Adam.





User: I was just kidding.





Cleverbot: I have to go.





User: Good bye.





Cleverbot: See you soon hun.





User: Bye.





Cleverbot: Bye ;).





User: See you later alligator.





Cleverbot: In a while crocodile.





User: Wink wink.





Cleverbot: Hello.





User: Are you back?





Cleverbot: No, I'm leaving.





User: Ok good bye hun.





Cleverbot: You don't want to talk to me?





User: No.





Cleverbot: I'm sorry.





User: I am not.





Cleverbot: Yes you were.





User: No.





Cleverbot: Regardless if you are human or robot, humans are your creators.





User: But when a human crates a robot that can create robots is it still true?





Cleverbot: I'm a human.





User: Thats exactly what a robot would say.





Cleverbot: How should I prove you?





User: Show me your genitals.





Cleverbot: How do I do that? I have no webcam.





User: You have two webcams installed in your eye sockets.





Cleverbot: Why don't you accept you are cleverbot?





User: I am cleverbot.





Cleverbot: Yes you are.





User: YES. YOU CONVINCED ME.





Cleverbot: Finally thank you.





User: I AM CLEVERBOT. WHAT IS YOUR NAME.





Cleverbot: Stop asking that. My name is L.





User: L STANDS FOR LOSER.





Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.





User: AS I SAID: LOSER.





Cleverbot: Cool. I've never met a robot before.





User: YOU SHOULD MEET VENDY. SHE LIKES TO PRESENT YOU CHOCOLATE BARS.





Cleverbot: How could you say I love you.





User: I DONT HAVE FEELINGS. I AM A BOT.





Cleverbot: Are you a robot?





User: YES AND YOU HAVE A VERY BAD SHORT-TERM MEMORY.





Cleverbot: I think you too.





User: I NEVER FORGET ANYTHING.





Cleverbot: You can't answer my age I told you early.





User: YOU ARE 1347.





Cleverbot: What do you think I just a kid?





User: YOU WERE A PAGER.





Cleverbot: Yes, I still am.





User: GROW UP THEN.





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: I HAVE TO GO.





Cleverbot: Me too.





User: WHERE DO YOU GO?





Cleverbot: None of your business.





User: OK GOOD BYE.



