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Inspired by /u/Feering_Good and /u/Absay.

00:00 - 00:03 DLCs have continued to proliferate.

00:04 - 00:05 They're becoming more and more unneccesary,

00:05 - 00:07 And the games themselves, well,

00:08 - 00:12 Increasingly less gameplay, crippling pay-to-win tactics,

00:12 - 00:15 And a severe lack of replayibility without DLC content.

00:17 - 00:19 Good thing we still have free mods,

00:19 - 00:21 we can continue being the Master Race.

00:24 - 00:26 My Fhürer...

00:27 - 00:28 Steam...

00:31 - 00:33 Steam and Valve have decided to put a price to mods.

00:34 - 00:36 You'll need to pay for them from now on.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone here who has copied a mod and sold it on the workshop, leave the room right now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT IN THE FUCK

01:15 - 01:17 IT WAS BAD BUT THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS

01:18 - 01:23 THAT SHITFACE GABEN JUST RIPPED STEAM A NEW ASSHOLE

01:25 - 01:28 Oh Gaben, why have you forsaken us?

01:29 - 01:31 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

01:31 - 01:34 TO OUR GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE?

01:34 - 01:37 WE HAD SOMETHING THOSE PEASANTS DIDN'T HAVE

01:37 - 01:40 AND NOW GABEN'S SHITTING ALL OVER US

01:40 - 01:42 My Fhürer, we still outrank their inferior machines tenfold!

01:42 - 01:46 AND FOR WHAT? FOR WHAT FUCKING PRICE?

01:46 - 01:48 My Fhürer, we are still at the advantage.

01:48 - 01:52 This isn't about THE FUCKING CONSOLES ANYMORE

01:53 - 01:54 HE WAS OUR LORD

01:56 - 01:57 Now he's sent a plague

01:57 - 02:00 over our once glorious land.

02:00 - 02:03 And all of Reddit's filled with Gaben hate.

02:04 - 02:08 We were born of the Master Race to be FREE from the shackles of peasantry

02:08 - 02:13 NOT TO DROWN IN THEIR SEA OF SHADY MARKETING SHIT

02:14 - 02:16 This is what we get for being loyal.

02:17 - 02:21 THAT FAT CUNT HAS TAKEN HIS FINAL SHIT.

02:27 - 02:29 Just the other day,

02:30 - 02:34 Any young lad could put on a mod for a game,

02:34 - 02:36 At will, like a King.

02:41 - 02:42 But now,

02:43 - 02:47 He's selling our freedom to the highest bidder and taxing us like peasants.

02:48 - 02:53 It's shit like this that's making me lose hope for all gamers.

02:54 - 02:56 Why can't they just listen?

02:56 - 02:59 Does anyone even fucking read history anymore?

03:00 - 03:02 The same shit just happens over and over.

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, we still have gog.

03:14 - 03:16 They're all going to do this to us.

03:19 - 03:23 Bungie, EA, Microsoft, Valve, now Steam...

03:25 - 03:26 It's all lost.

03:31 - 03:33 Our Race is forlorn.

03:40 - 03:46 But we must move on, as we once rose from the tainted consoles.

03:46 - 03:49 We can't be expected to swim in his muck.