[Robot Devil appears]

Bender: What up?

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you.

Bender: Forget it. You can't tempt me.

Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Really? There's nothing you want?

Bender: Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want. ——————-

Great job stalking me Santa! Has to be the best SS yet!!!