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The screen fades from black into a VHS quality video of the AWA venue for tonight's show. The fans are loudly cheering as the official theme song for the show, The Touch, plays loudly in the background. The venue is purple and blue, with an old school style set, and an old school "WCW" style interviewing place next to it, a big AWA logo hanging from the back. The camera pans over at the fans, who are flashing their cameras with bright white lights, and are cheering loudly.



The camera transitions into a shot of the two commentators, Stan Anderson and Jimmy Hart, as they stand ringside, two big AWA microphones in their hands.



Stan Anderson: Welcome everyone... To Saturday Night... Weekly Extravaganza!

Jimmy Hart: We are into week two of AWA's creation! I want to take this moment to say a big hello to everyone watching either on the XHF Network, or over on Reddit!

Stan Anderson: I'm Stan Anderson, joining me, the Mouth of the South... Jimmy Hart!

Jimmy Hart: That's me bay-bay!

Stan Anderson: Let's run down tonight's hour of programming, Hart! First, we will get an exclusive interview with none other than Bjark the Assassin ahead of his main event match against "THE METROSEXUALLLLL" Ricky Jackson!

Jimmy Hart: Then we will move onto a tag team showcase match as Magnus Cramshaw II teams with the AWA Cruiserweight Champion to face the duo of Daruun Micheal and none other than the Warrior of Time and Space... Nano-Tron!

Stan Anderson: Then, Honest Al will be back as he interviews Cramshaw and Cosmo Kid about their unlikely alliance in the match prior, regardless if they win or not!

Jimmy Hart: We then move onto the last opening round match of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix as the two debuting stars, The Broken Hiro and THE PARALYZER go head to head to see who will be advancing into the next round to crown the FIRST EVER AWA World Heavyweight Champion!

Stan Anderson: Oh I can't wait for that! After that we will have a ROCK CONCERT?! THAT'S RIGHT! A ROCK CONCERT with none other than the grunge rocker... Poison!

Jimmy Hart: Then, finally, Bjark the Assassin clashes one on one with "THE METROSEXUALLLLL" Ricky Jackson in our star-studded main event!

Stan Anderson: All this and more... Starting... NOW!

HONEST AL INTERVIEW w/ Bjark the Assassin

The camera cuts to Honest Al with Macabre and his acquisition, Bjark the Assassin, at the interview podium placed next to the old school set. Bjark the Assassin just stands there, a black cloth covering his ugly mut. Macabre is sneering, a black cane in his hand. Al smiles as the cameras roll and he brings the wired mic to his mouth.



Honest Al: Ladies and Gentlemen I am here with none-other than Macabre and his "greatest" acquisition, Bjark the Assassin! Now tell me, after such a devastating loss last week, how will Bjark fair when he fights the "Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson in the main event tonight?



Macabre sneers his nose at Al, the interviewer shudders at the very sight of him.



Macabre: Tonightttt... Bjark will assassinate Ricky Jacksonnnnn... When he steps in the ring with himmmm... Just like he did to his brotherrrr... Gustavvvvv... Ohhhh yessssss..... Why you may asssssk?.... Well because of THISSSSSSSS man...



Macabre points his cane towards the entrance ramp as the cameras zoom out and the lights don a golden color. "O Fortuna" by the Boston Symphony Orchestra blasts into the PA as the whole venue erupts in a chorus of boos. Then, stepping through the curtains comes "The Intellectual One" Magnus Cramshaw II! He walks on out with his expensive walking stick in one hand and a briefcase in the other. He wears a long flowing golden robe as it trails on behind him. He walks down the ramp before joining Macabre and Bjark the Assassin at the interview podium, Honest Al goes to shake his hand but Cramshaw sneers his nose at it, which garners a massive boo from the AWA faithful.



Magnus Cramshaw II: That's right, I, the Intellectual One, Magnus Cramshaw the Second, have struck a deal with Macabre and his prized possession to put a bounty on Jackson's head! They, have gladly accepted my offer, and tonight the deed shall be done.



Honest Al looks rather scared and nervous stood between three of the AWA's most menacing bad guys. He looks at the case.



Honest Al: First of all, I'm sure all of our fans around the world would LOVE to see what you have in that briefcase! Second of all, why Ricky Jackson?



Cramshaw II laughs at Al's questions and hands him his walking stick, thrusting it into his spare hand. With both his hands, Cramshaw II opens the briefcase to reveal thousands of dollars.



Magnus Cramshaw II: I am a man of my word, Al! In this briefcase lies $10,000 of pure aristocrat money! When, and only when, the deed is done, will this briefcase be handed over to Macabre and his crown jewel in Bjark the Assassin. And why Ricky Jackson, did you say? First of all he does NOT stand up to my ideological views, we should all be REAL men, not some kind of transgender-bender-pornstar that persuades children to be what or who they want to be! Children should be seen and not heard! They should NOT have a say in the matter! I would crush their pathetic dreams in an instant, whilst Jackson is over here telling them to follow their IDIOTIC fantasies! WHAT A PATHETIC LOSER! I want him gone from this company, Al! GONE, I tell you! And tonight, Bjark will be doing the job for me! Oh it feels good to be ME! Mwahahahahahaha!



A kid loudly boos and Cramshaw can't help but notice it, he points at them.



Magnus Cramshaw II: SHUT UP KID!



With this Cramshaw II shuts the briefcase, snatches his walking stick back off of Al, and walks on out of the interview podium, heading to the ring for his match coming up next. The camera zooms back in on just Al, Macabre and Bjark. The boos are still really loud as Cramshaw is taunting the AWA faithful on his way to the ring. Honest Al looks a little bit shaken up.



Honest Al: Well there you go folks! How will Ricky Jackson fair against the Assassin in tonight's main event?! Find out later tonight! But don't be going anywhere for the time being, because coming up next, we will see Magnus Cramshaw II in action as he teams up with the AWA Cruiserweight Champion, the Cosmo Kid to take on the unlikely duo of Daruun Micheal and Nano-Tron! STAY TUNED!

COMMERCIAL BREAK



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Tag Team Showcase match

Daruun Micheal/Nano-Tron vs Magnus Cramshaw II/The Cosmo Kid (c)

Cramshaw is walking around the ring with his expensive walking stick, he passes it to ringside officials alongside his golden robe before stretching the ropes and getting ready for the match. "Don't Stop Believing" By Journey shoots into the PA as the fans loudly cheer and the Cosmo Kid walks on out through the curtains, the AWA Cruiserweight Championship around his waist. The lights flash red and yellow as he runs down the ramp, high-fiving the fans as he goes and slides into the ring, Cramshaw just looks at him with intrigue.



Jimmy Hart: Here's the AWA Cruiserweight Champion! He'll be teaming up with Magnus Cramshaw II in this special tag team showcase match!

Stan Anderson: I hope he doesn't fall under the influence of this bad, bad man!



Radicalz breaks into the PA as the whole venue go absolutely wild, "No Fear" Daruun Micheal steps out of the curtains and looks around at the cheering fans, bathing in their glory. He raises his arms in the air and nods his head as a "NO FEAR!" chant starts to build up. Micheal smiles at the reception from the fans and then points to the curtains behind him. Radicalz cuts out and "Here is the News" by Electric Light Orchestra kicks in, the fans go even more nuts as the Warrior from Space and Time, or Time and Space, Nano-Tron comes shooting out through the curtains. He joins "No Fear" Daruun Micheal on the entrance ramp and both men make their way to the ring.



Stan Anderson: Last week, Daruun Micheal announced that he was going to fly! Tonight, the question remains, WILL WE SEE HIM FLY, HART?!

Jimmy Hart: I sure hope not, we don't have a big enough budget to afford both a new ring and health insurance for the wrestler who takes the maneuver! He could end the AWA just as it's getting started!



Both Nano and Micheal climb into the ring and both the Warrior of Time and Space and the AWA Cruiserweight Champion, Cosmo Kid, start of the match. DING! DING! The bell rings as the crowd cheer and Kid and Tron both meet in the middle, locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. Kid manages to get Nano-Tron into a headlock as the crowd cheer and Tron shoves him off and into the ropes! On the rebound Nano-Tron hits him with a MASSIVE dropkick and then runs against the ropes himself, rebounding with a big clothesline to the AWA Cruiserweight Champion as he gets back to his feet! Tron looks around at the fans and nods his head at the cheers before lifting Kid back to his feet and holding out his arm, looking for a tilt-a-whirl arm breaker! But NO! Cosmo Kid jumps and hits Tron with an AWESOME hurricanrana as the crowd cheer loudly! The Cosmo Kid then gets to his feet, swings Nano-Tron against the ropes, and then hits a BIG dropkick of his own to the Warrior of Time and Space! Daruun Micheal shouts for Nano-Tron to get back in the game whilst Magnus Cramshaw II is relaxing on the ring skirt with a CUP OF TEA and a few biscuits in his hands! Kid looks on at his tag partner not caring about the match and decides to WHIP Nano-Tron RIGHT into the turnbuckle, knocking an unfocused Magnus Cramshaw II off of the ring-skirt and down to ringside! The crowd loudly cheer as an infuriated Cramshaw looks at his tag team partner in the ring and shakes his head, Kid smiles and looks around at the cheering fans before punching and kicking Nano-Tron in the corner as they cheer him along! Magnus Cramshaw II runs back up onto the ring skirt and SPRAYS A MIST OF TEA right into the face of his tag team partner, The Cosmo Kid! The AWA Cruiserweight Champion stumbles and staggers backwards, holding his burnt face and eyes! Nano-Tron charges out of the corner and makes a MASSIVE hot tag with his partner, "NO FEAR" Daruun Micheal!



Stan Anderson: Cramshaw may have just cost his tag team partner this matchup!

Jimmy Hart: WHO CARES, HE DESERVED IT! Anyways, here comes NO FEAR, DARUUN MICHEAL!



Daruun Micheal runs into the ring and hits the Cosmo Kid with a big lariat to the back of the head! Kid falls to his stomach as Daruun carries on running to the opposite ropes and on the rebound hits a THUNDEROUS body splash to the back of the AWA Cruiserweight Champion! CRUSHING HIM BELOW! Magnus Cramshaw II just watches his tag team partner get squashed by the weight of "No Fear" Daruun Micheal as Micheal gets back to his feet and Kid rolls onto his back. He charges back over to his corner and TAGS Nano-Tron back in as Tron climbs to the top rope! The crowd cheer as Tron nods his head and hits his SIGNATURE Corkscrew moonsault! But before pinning Kid, he looks up at Daruun Micheal, WHO IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE, and waits for him to make the finishing blow! The crowd go crazy and everyone is shaking their heads, they can't believe that Daruun Micheal is going to do this! He shakes in fear at the top of the ropes as they wobble! Suddenly, he stops shaking, lifts both his hands to his mouth, and shouts "NOOOO FEAARRRRR!" at the top of his lungs! HE FINALLY JUMPS AND HITS AN EARTH SHATTERING FIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH RIGHT ONTO THE CHEST OF THE COSMO KID! ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATING HIM! Nano-Tron slides over to Daruun who lays ontop of Cosmo Kid and places his hands on his back, as the referee makes the count!



ONE! TWO! THREE!



DING! DING! The crowd cheer loudly as Nano-Tron celebrates in the ring, jumping up and down as the fans go wild! Daruun Micheal slumps off of Kid's body and staggers to his feet, celebrating with his tag team partner.

COMMERCIAL BREAK



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HONEST AL INTERVIEW w/ Magnus Cramshaw II/The Cosmo Kid

We cut to the Cosmo Kid and Magnus Cramshaw II at the interview podium with Honest Al. The Cosmo Kid, with the AWA Cruiserweight Championship around his shoulder, looks visibly pissed off and hurt, whereas Cramshaw is just standing there with his expensive walking stick in hand, sneering at the camera. Honest Al looks over at the visibly pissed Kid and puts his hand on his back, he raises the microphone to his mouth.



Honest Al: Well, I'm here with the AWA Cruiserweight Champion, the Cosmo Kid, and Magnus Cramshaw II. After such a devastating loss, Kid, will you ever be teaming with Magnus Cramshaw II again?



The Cosmo Kid mockingly laughs at the question, red-faced and really pissed off. He shakes his head at the question as Al lifts the microphone to his mouth. The Cosmo Kid looks down at the AWA Cruiserweight Championship around his shoulder and admires it's beauty. He shakes his head again.



The Cosmo Kid: I want nothing to do with Cramshaw ever agai-



Magnus Cramshaw II immediately snatches the microphone out of Al's hand, and the crowd loudly boo him for it. Kid looks over at Cramshaw II in confusion, as does Honest Al.



Magnus Cramshaw II: Well, unlucky for you kid, I went to the Absolute Wrestling Alliance headquarters earlier today and BOUGHT OUT your contract! That's right, champ, I now OWN you! You have a lot to learn under my wing, but if you get under my skin EVER AGAIN, like you did during this matchup! Well, I'll be setting my little brother on both you and your title! WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!



Magnus Cramshaw II does a really evil laugh as he shoves the microphone back into Al's chest and pats the Cosmo Kid on the back, before making his way to the ramp and to the back, walking stick in tow. The AWA Cruiserweight Champion is in absolute shock, alongside Al, as the cameras fade to black.

COMMERCIAL BREAK



SUNDAY! May the 6th, live from Las Vegas... AWA presents it's first iPPV... Absolution! We will see the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix come to a close as the FIRST EVER AWA World Heavyweight Champion is crowned! Not only this, but all the top AWA stars will be there! See the likes of the Metrosexual, Ricky James, GUNNS' own... Poison, Nano-Tron and MUCH MORE! Only, on the XHF Network!

AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix

The Broken Hiro vs The Paralyzer

We cut back to ringside with Jimmy Hart and Stan Anderson, they both smile.



Stan Anderson: Here we go! Time for the last opening round matchup of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix! Who's heading to the semi-finals, Hart?

Jimmy Hart: The brute... The bone-breaker... THE PARALYZER! I'll put $100 on it!

Stan Anderson: Why the Paralyzer?

Jimmy Hart: Because... HE'LL PARALYZER YOU!



Dakarius, "Night of the sociopath" BREAKS into the PA as the whole crowd cheer this phenomenon! Running out through the curtains comes the Broken Hiro as the whole venue explodes in "DELETE!" chants! He looks around at the fans and shouts "YEEEEAASSSS! WONDERFUL" before running down the ramp and high-fiving fans as he goes.



Stan Anderson: Look at this man! He promises that tonight, he will DELETE the Paralyzer!

Jimmy Hart: So, that means one thing, Anderson... Will Hiro be DELETING the Paralyzer tonight? Or will the Paralyzer be PARALYZING the Broken Hiro? Let's do this!



The Broken Hiro rolls into the ring and gets back to his feet, starting up the "DELETE" chant again. He walks on over to his corner, takes off his trench-coat and prepares for the matchup. The Godzilla theme earthquakes it's way into the PA as the whole venue loudly boo, the lights dim black and the cameras in the audience flash as the Paralyzer storms on out through the curtains and roars at the top of his lungs. He raises his biceps in the air as the cameras flash some more before chargin at full speed down the ramp and sliding into the ring!



Stan Anderson: HERE WE GO!



DING! DING! The bell rings and both men trade blows with each other, going back and forth with every cheer and boo. The Broken Hiro tries to kick the Paralyzer in the chest, but he grabs the leg, and pulls him in for one HELL of a Clothesline! The Broken Hiro's head hits the mat as the Paralyzer marches around the ring, the crowd heavily booing him. He storms back over to Hiro and lifts him up by his head, he whips him into the ropes again as the crowd boo and hits him with ANOTHER clothesline! He stomps down on the downed Hiro as the Broken One tries his best to fight back, but the RAW power of the Paralyzer is just TOO much! The Paralyzer stops his tirade and looks back at the crowd, roaring once more and raising his arms in the air, which garners a heavy amount of boos. He picks the Broken Hiro back up again, this time by his hair, and kicks him in the gut with a hefty kick! He applies a WRENCHING headlock to the Broken One as Hiro flails his arms around trying to gain some strength. He can't find it however as the Paralyzer WRENCHES it in some more and Hiro drops to his knees, losing his breath. The crowd start up the "DELETE" chant, which some how gives the Broken Hiro some magical powers to start fighting back! The Paralyzer shakes his head in anger and shouts at them to "SHUT UP!" but they're not having any of it, the "DELETE" chant rages on!



Stan Anderson: Can the Broken Hiro DELETE this headlock?!

Jimmy Hart: Oh shut up, Anderson!



The Broken Hiro nods his head with the chants and starts to sickeningly smile, he starts shouting "YEEEEEAAASSSSS!" as the Paralyzer shouts "NOOOOOOOO!". Soon, the Broken Hiro manages to rise back to his feet as the crowd pop ever so loudly, he's still not out of the hold yet though! The "DELETE" chants begin to get louder and louder as the "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!" becomes even longer! Then... the Broken Hiro stops... The Paralyzer begins to smile, thinking he's made him pass out. Until... "WONDERFULLLLL YEEEEEEAASSSSSS!". THE BROKEN HIRO BREAKS OUT OF THE HOLD AS THE FANS EXPLODE WITH CHEERS! The Paralyzer reacts in shock! The Broken Hiro immediately runs against the ropes and on the rebound hits the Paralyzer with a FLYING lariat! He doesn't knock him off of his feet however, just makes him stumble backwards! The Broken Hiro gets back to his feet and looks at the stumbling Paralyzer! He shouts "DELETE!" before running against the ropes AGAIN and hitting the Paralyzer with ANOTHER flying lariat! The Paralyzer staggers onto the ropes behind him and leans against them as the fans go crazy! The Broken Hiro looks at him one last time, shouts "TIME TO DELETE, THE PARALYZATION!", runs against the ropes again, hits the flying lariat and KNOCKS THE PARALYZER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE WITH A TSUNAMI-WORTHY THUD! THE CROWD EXPLODE! The Paralyzer is so big and heavy that he can't manage to get back to his feet however! He tries pulling himself up using the ring skirt but fails! The ref, Billy Bean, begins his count as the crowd loudly cheer along with him. The Broken Hiro parades around the ring, going crazy and shouting "DELETE!", stamping his feet on the mat and shaking the ropes. The Paralyzer JUST manages to get onto one knee as Bean counts to FIVE and the crowd start to cheer some more! The Paralyzer shakes his head as the Broken Hiro taunts him some more from inside the ring! He gets to his feet as the crowd get really anxious! He grabs the middle rope with his colossal hands and tries his best to pull himself back into the ring! BUT THE REF COUNTS TO TEN! THE PARALYZER LETS GO OF THE ROPES AND STUMBLES BACKWARDS INTO THE STEEL BARRIER AS THE FANS GO NUTS! DING! DING!



Stan Anderson: The Broken Hiro has done it! The Broken Hiro has defeated the Paralyzer! I thought it was impossible!

Jimmy Hart: THIS IS UNFAIR! HE DIDN'T PIN HIM!

Stan Anderson: Oh boo-hoo, the Broken Hiro has officially DELETED the Paralyzer from the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, and in the process, has advanced to the next round!



The Broken Hiro goes crazy in the ring as the fans go absolutely nuts with him, they love the unstable mentality from this guy! He points at the Paralyzer on the outside and shouts "DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!" before climbing the turnbuckle and doing his signature 'wonderful' pose!

THE ROCK CONCERT w/ Poison

We cut to a random bar in Main Street, Los Angeles. In the corner of the bar, there is a miniature stage, with tiny flashing fairy lights around it. Standing in the center of the stage, which is the whole stage, is Poison, as he head-bangs along with his electric guitar and a rip-off Metallica song playing out of a portable speaker to the right of him. No-one is paying any attention to him however, for the bar is full of piss-heads and smokers, but still, this doesn't stop Poison from playing his heart out. The song starts to come to an end as Poison slides onto his knees and pours his heart and soul into it. Still. No-one cares. The song comes to an end and he gets to his feet, the lights stopping and the sound of everyone talking and rambling just filling the room, going on about completely unrelated topics. It zooms in on Poison's face, he looks a bit heartbroken that no-one had listened to him. He shakes his head and brings the microphone to his mouth, visibly pissed.



Poison: Hey y'all! Yea I'm talking to YOU!



He points at the drinkers in the bar as the rambling stops and they all turn their heavy gaze towards him. There's an awkward silence, Poison looks around at them all before dropping his hand.



Poison: I'm the future AWA North American Champion, bay-bay! That's right, I want in on the championship match at Absolution! Now show some respect and head-bang with me, bay-bay! Woooo!



Poison starts to awkwardly head-bang as all the beer drinkers just watch on, completely stunned and confused. The awkward silence is deafening as Poison carries on. Then. He stops. Realizes the silence, and shouts "AH SCREW IT!" before jumping off of the stage and swinging the electric guitar down upon the head of one of the drinkers. They all shout at Poison before lunging at him, looking to break his damn neck. He manages to fight back against them though, hitting them with the other half of the broken guitar and trading blows! No matter how many drunks try ganging up on him, his RAW power and wrestler strength gives him the SUPERHUMAN ability to beat them all up! The barman hops over the bar stool with a bottle of Guinness in hands and smashes it over Poison's head. But Poison absolutely no sells it and shouts "WOOOOOO, BAY-BAY!" before smashing the broken guitar right over the dude's head and knocking him clean out. Poison drops it and looks over towards the camera, he grabs it with both his hands and pulls it in close, we see a full shot of his angry and excited face.



Poison: SUNDAY, MAY THE 6TH! I'M COMING FOR THAT NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP BAY-BAY! I DON'T CARE WHOOOOOOOOOOO WANTS TO FIGHT ME FOR IT! FOR VEN- POISON, WILL BE BATTLE OF THE BANDS CHAMPION IN NO TIME, DUDEEEE! WOOOOOOOOOO!

...ROCK AND ROLL, BROTHA...



With this the camera fades to black on Poison's sadistic smile. Who will his opponent be at AWA Absolution on Sunday, May the 6th? Find out in the coming weeks of AWA Weekly Extravaganza!

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MAIN EVENT:

"The Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson vs Bjark the Assassin

O'Death by Jen Titus hits the PA as we transition back to ringside and focus upon the old school entrance stage. The purple house lights turn to black and the venue is left in complete darkness. The deep eerie tone of the song garners loud boos from the fans as smoke bellows from behind the curtains and out onto the stage. Stepping through the smoke, like a devil in plain sight, comes Macabre, sneering at the fans, a cane in hand. He looks around at the jeering fans and just sneers some more, before pointing his cane behind him as Bjark the Assassin stalks his way from out of the back, a black cloth above his head. Bjark twitches and shakes before stalking his way down the ramp, Macabre on his tail. The younger fans shy away from him as he twitches his head towards them and eerily laughs and grunts. They both get to ringside as the Assassin rolls into the ring and Macabre climbs up the ring steps.



Stan Anderson: Will Bjark the Assassin ASSASSINATE "The Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson tonight?

Jimmy Hart: I sure hope so! I agree with Cramshaw II, the Metrosexual is an embarrassment to this company! He needs to be ridden of!



Bjark the Assassin stands in his corner, Macabre by his side, the black cloth still over his acquisition's head. The lights turn back to normal as O'Death cuts out and the fans boo the monster in the ring. The camera gets a shot of Macabre's face, as he sneers at their stupid mortal remarks. Suddenly, the lights flash purple and green as the whole venue EXPLODES with cheers. "Beat It" by Michael Jackson BLASTS into the PA and Jackson walks on out through the curtains as the venue cheer EVEN louder! He wears his standard attire, with a cocktail stick in his mouth and shades upon his head, he looks around at the audience and smirks. He places his hands upon his head and begins to do some slow sexy circles as all the female fans in the audience become completely aroused! Even men too! The camera pans up his hairy legs, to his white jacket and behind it his hairy chest, then to his chiseled jaw and his mustache on his upper-lip! He pulls the cocktail stick out of his mouth and flicks it into the camera.



Stan Anderson: What a MAN! I don't care if you like him or not Hart, but you've got to at least be inspired by his greatness!

Jimmy Hart: Inspired by WHAT greatness, Anderson?

Stan Anderson: The greatness of METROMANIA, brotha! Look at all these METROMANIACS jumping up and down, looking out for their idol!

Jimmy Hart: They're all being taught wrong things! Cramshaw II's bounty will prove this! Oh how I can't wait for Bjark to RID of this FALSE IDOL!



He makes his way down the ramp, high-fiving the Metromaniacs as he goes. He slides into the ring and looks around at the screaming fans, pointing at them and winking. He walks on over to the six foot four monster of a man in Bjark the Assassin, who stands in the middle of the ring, the cloth still over his ugly mut. "Beat It" fades out and the lights turn to the normal purple variant, the fans start up the "MET-RO-SEX-UAL!" chant and Ricky Jackson just looks around at them all smiling. Then he turns his attention back to the towering Bjark the Assassin, he looks up at him, ready to end his despicable tirade before it even starts. Macabre circles his acquisition as the Metrosexual chant rages on, he grabs onto the cloth above his head, and yanks it off as Bjark roars at the top of his lungs and CHARGES at the Metrosexual with a MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE! RICKY JACKSON IS TAKEN DOWN! DING! DING! The bell rings as the fans boo like crazy and Macabre exits the ring, Bjark continues to stomp directly onto the chest and the head of the Metrosexual as he tries his best to fight back, but can't get the beast off of him. Bjark doesn't stop to look at his manager this time though, for he learnt from his mistakes from last week, he picks Jackson up by his head and proceeds to SHOVE him against the ropes! When Jackson rebounds back he DUCKS under another clothesline attempt from Bjark and on the second rebound goes to hit a DIVING CROSS-BODY! NO! BJARK CATCHES HIM! He brings him down and hits him with a DEVASTATING backbreaker! The crowd then boo as Bjark storms around the ring, tugging on his rough beard. He grunts and roars before charging back over to the Metrosexual and planting him with some more STOMPS and KICKS!



Jimmy Hart: Now this is how you assassinate somebody, Anderson!

Stan Anderson: I wouldn't count Ricky Jackson out JUST yet, Hart! This man can take a lot of punishment and still bounce back for the victory!

Jimmy Hart: I'd like to see him try!



Bjark bends down onto his knees and begins to deliver some hard punches to the Metrosexual's face! The referee, Billy Bean, goes to interject but Bjark the Assassin shoves him away and into the ropes! Bean, in total shock and fear, looks on the verge of calling this match off for disqualification when Macabre grabs his foot and pulls him under the bottom rope! Macabre puts both hands onto his cane and runs at the ref, knocking him to the ringside mat unconscious, using his cane as a weapon. DING! DING! THE MATCH IS CALLED OFF! Inside the ring, Bjark continues his evil tirade and does not stop for one moment, the whole venue booing like crazy and throwing trash into the ring. The Assassin doesn't even take a moment to breath, he will not finish until the deed is done! They're all starting to give up hope until Dakarius' "Night of the sociopath" BREAKS into the PA and the whole venue erupts in cheers! Running from the back comes the Broken Hiro as "DELETE!" chants reign supreme, he runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, shoving Bjark, who gets back to his feet as both men go head to head, ready to fight it out. The Broken Hiro starts doing his DELETE shtick as Bjark tugs on his beard, the fans going crazy as for no apparent reason the Broken Hiro has decided to come on out and stop Bjark from assassinating Ricky Jackson! However, just before they're about to fight, the Paralyzer comes running out of the curtains to a chorus of boos and STORMS his way down the ramp! He climbs over the top rope and the fans boo, suddenly realizing that the Broken Hiro is surrounded by both Bjark and the Paralyzer.



Stan Anderson: I believe the Paralyzer is another one of Macabre's acquisitions, Hart!

Jimmy Hart: What an alliance, the Broken Hiro and Ricky Jackson are doomed!



The Broken Hiro pulls up his fists, ready to fight off Macabre's Acquisitions, when Jim Johnston's "Radicalz" EXPLODES into the PA and the fans go absolutely nuts as "No Fear" Daruun Micheal runs out from the back! He storms down the ramp as the fans go wild and slides into the ring, immediately attacking the Paralyzer and knocking him off of feet, the fans going BALLISTIC at the sight of it! Bjark is then struck by the Broken Hiro, who kicks him in the gut, grabs his long straggly hair, and throws him out of the ring! Daruun Micheal and the Broken Hiro are left in the ring with the downed Ricky Jackson, as they help him back to his feet! The fans going absolutely nuts at the alliance in the middle of the ring! YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION, THE METROSEXUAL, RICKY JACKSON! Both the Broken Hiro and Daruun Micheal lift Jackson's arms in the air as the fans go wild, the Paralyzer and Bjark are at ringside, Macabre holding them back! All three men celebrate together in the ring!



Stan Anderson: What a sight! WHAT AN ALLIANCE, Hart! But just think, two of these three men could be fighting each other at AWA Absolution for the AWA World Heavyweight Championship!

Jimmy Hart: Well I can confirm that in two weeks time, the Metrosexual Ricky Jackson will be taking on the Broken Hiro in the second of our semi-final matches! Our first semi-final match? Well that'll be happening NEXT WEEK, as Daruun Micheal goes head to head with the GREATEST wrestler of ALL TIME... Magnus Cramshaw II!

Stan Anderson: Talking of Magnus Cramshaw II, here is now!



Cramshaw II walks on out of the curtains as the cameras pan onto him, looking at the alliance in the middle of the ring, and sneering his nose up at it. The fans are still going wild for all three men as they continue to celebrate with each other. The last shot we get is of Macabre's acquisitions looking angry and crazed, Magnus Cramshaw II on the entrance stage sneering his nose at the scenes inside the ring, and the Alliance of all Alliances as the "Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson, "No Fear" Daruun Micheal, and the Broken Hiro all lift their arms in the air as a sign of their triumphant victory!

Fade to black.

END OF RECORDING! MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EDITION OF THE AWA WEEKLY EXTRAVAGANZA ONLY ON THE XHF NETWORK!

The screen fades from black into a VHS quality video of the AWA venue for tonight's show. The fans are loudly cheering as the official theme song for the show, The Touch, plays loudly in the background. The venue is purple and blue, with an old school style set, and an old school "WCW" style interviewing place next to it, a big AWA logo hanging from the back. The camera pans over at the fans, who are flashing their cameras with bright white lights, and are cheering loudly.The camera transitions into a shot of the two commentators, Stan Anderson and Jimmy Hart, as they stand ringside, two big AWA microphones in their hands.Welcome everyone... To Saturday Night... Weekly Extravaganza!We are into week two of AWA's creation! I want to take this moment to say a big hello to everyone watching either on the XHF Network, or over on Reddit!I'm Stan Anderson, joining me, the Mouth of the South... Jimmy Hart!That's me bay-bay!Let's run down tonight's hour of programming, Hart! First, we will get aninterview with none other than Bjark the Assassin ahead of his main event match against "" Ricky Jackson!Then we will move onto a tag team showcase match as Magnus Cramshaw II teams with the AWA Cruiserweight Champion to face the duo of Daruun Micheal and none other than the Warrior of Time and Space...Then, Honest Al will be back as he interviews Cramshaw and Cosmo Kid about their unlikely alliance in the match prior, regardless if they win or not!We then move onto the last opening round match of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix as the two debuting stars, The Broken Hiro andgo head to head to see who will be advancing into the next round to crown theAWA World Heavyweight Champion!Oh I can't wait for that! After that we will have a?!with none other than the grunge rocker... Poison!Then, finally, Bjark the Assassin clashes one on one with "" Ricky Jackson in our star-studded main event!All this and more... Starting...w/ Bjark the AssassinThe camera cuts to Honest Al with Macabre and his acquisition, Bjark the Assassin, at the interview podium placed next to the old school set. Bjark the Assassin just stands there, a black cloth covering his ugly mut. Macabre is sneering, a black cane in his hand. Al smiles as the cameras roll and he brings the wired mic to his mouth.Ladies and Gentlemen I am here with none-other than Macabre and his "" acquisition, Bjark the Assassin! Now tell me, after such a devastating loss last week, how will Bjark fair when he fights the "Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson in the main event tonight?Macabre sneers his nose at Al, the interviewer shudders at the very sight of him.Tonightttt... Bjark will assassinate Ricky Jacksonnnnn... When he steps in the ring with himmmm... Just like he did to his brotherrrr... Gustavvvvv... Ohhhh yessssss.....?.... Well because ofman...Macabre points his cane towards the entrance ramp as the cameras zoom out and the lights don a golden color. "O Fortuna" by the Boston Symphony Orchestra blasts into the PA as the whole venue erupts in a chorus of boos. Then, stepping through the curtains comes "The Intellectual One" Magnus Cramshaw II! He walks on out with his expensive walking stick in one hand and a briefcase in the other. He wears a long flowing golden robe as it trails on behind him. He walks down the ramp before joining Macabre and Bjark the Assassin at the interview podium, Honest Al goes to shake his hand but Cramshaw sneers his nose at it, which garners a massive boo from the AWA faithful.That's right, I, the Intellectual One, Magnus Cramshaw the Second, have struck a deal with Macabre and his prized possession to put a bounty on Jackson's head! They, have gladly accepted my offer, and tonight the deed shall be done.Honest Al looks rather scared and nervous stood between three of the AWA's most menacing bad guys. He looks at the case.First of all, I'm sure all of our fans around the world wouldto see what you have in that briefcase! Second of all, why Ricky Jackson?Cramshaw II laughs at Al's questions and hands him his walking stick, thrusting it into his spare hand. With both his hands, Cramshaw II opens the briefcase to reveal thousands of dollars.I am a man of my word, Al! In this briefcase liesof pure aristocrat money! When, and only, the deed is done, will this briefcase be handed over to Macabre and his crown jewel in Bjark the Assassin.First of all he doesstand up to my ideological views, we should all bemen, not some kind of transgender-bender-pornstar that persuades children to be what or who they want to be! Children should be seen and not heard! They shouldhave a say in the matter! I would crush their pathetic dreams in an instant, whilst Jackson is over here telling them to follow theirfantasies!! I want him gone from this company, Al!, I tell you! And tonight, Bjark will be doing the job for me! Oh it feels good to beA kid loudly boos and Cramshaw can't help but notice it, he points at them.With this Cramshaw II shuts the briefcase, snatches his walking stick back off of Al, and walks on out of the interview podium, heading to the ring for his match coming up next. The camera zooms back in on just Al, Macabre and Bjark. The boos are still really loud as Cramshaw is taunting the AWA faithful on his way to the ring. Honest Al looks a little bit shaken up.Well there you go folks! How will Ricky Jackson fair against the Assassin in tonight's main event?! Find out later tonight! But don't be going anywhere for the time being, because coming up next, we will see Magnus Cramshaw II in action as he teams up with the AWA Cruiserweight Champion, the Cosmo Kid to take on the unlikely duo of Daruun Micheal and Nano-Tron!This April, live on the XHF Network, the XHF presents... The Rumble! Who will walk away X*Crown Champion as Rob Arnold defends againstsixty other opponents in the rumble match itself? Also, the tag team titles will be on the line, as the G.U.N.S. defend their XHF World Tag Team Championships against the team of Danny Ray and Austin Grant, "Heart & Soul". All this and much more, only, on the XHF Network!Daruun Micheal/Nano-Tron vs Magnus Cramshaw II/The Cosmo Kid (c)Cramshaw is walking around the ring with his expensive walking stick, he passes it to ringside officials alongside his golden robe before stretching the ropes and getting ready for the match. "Don't Stop Believing" By Journey shoots into the PA as the fans loudly cheer and the Cosmo Kid walks on out through the curtains, the AWA Cruiserweight Championship around his waist. The lights flash red and yellow as he runs down the ramp, high-fiving the fans as he goes and slides into the ring, Cramshaw just looks at him with intrigue.Here's the AWA Cruiserweight Champion! He'll be teaming up with Magnus Cramshaw II in this special tag team showcase match!I hope he doesn't fall under the influence of this bad, bad man!Radicalz breaks into the PA as the whole venue go absolutely wild, "No Fear" Daruun Micheal steps out of the curtains and looks around at the cheering fans, bathing in their glory. He raises his arms in the air and nods his head as a "" chant starts to build up. Micheal smiles at the reception from the fans and then points to the curtains behind him. Radicalz cuts out and "Here is the News" by Electric Light Orchestra kicks in, the fans go even more nuts as the Warrior from Space and Time, or Time and Space, Nano-Tron comes shooting out through the curtains. He joins "No Fear" Daruun Micheal on the entrance ramp and both men make their way to the ring.Last week, Daruun Micheal announced that he was going to fly! Tonight, the question remains,?!I sure hope not, we don't have a big enough budget to afford both a new ring and health insurance for the wrestler who takes the maneuver! He could end the AWA just as it's getting started!Both Nano and Micheal climb into the ring and both the Warrior of Time and Space and the AWA Cruiserweight Champion, Cosmo Kid, start of the match. DING! DING! The bell rings as the crowd cheer and Kid and Tron both meet in the middle, locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. Kid manages to get Nano-Tron into a headlock as the crowd cheer and Tron shoves him off and into the ropes! On the rebound Nano-Tron hits him with adropkick and then runs against the ropes himself, rebounding with a big clothesline to the AWA Cruiserweight Champion as he gets back to his feet! Tron looks around at the fans and nods his head at the cheers before lifting Kid back to his feet and holding out his arm, looking for a tilt-a-whirl arm breaker! But! Cosmo Kid jumps and hits Tron with anhurricanrana as the crowd cheer loudly! The Cosmo Kid then gets to his feet, swings Nano-Tron against the ropes, and then hits adropkick of his own to the Warrior of Time and Space! Daruun Micheal shouts for Nano-Tron to get back in the game whilst Magnus Cramshaw II is relaxing on the ring skirt with aand a few biscuits in his hands! Kid looks on at his tag partner not caring about the match and decides toNano-Troninto the turnbuckle, knocking an unfocused Magnus Cramshaw II off of the ring-skirt and down to ringside! The crowd loudly cheer as an infuriated Cramshaw looks at his tag team partner in the ring and shakes his head, Kid smiles and looks around at the cheering fans before punching and kicking Nano-Tron in the corner as they cheer him along! Magnus Cramshaw II runs back up onto the ring skirt andright into the face of his tag team partner, The Cosmo Kid! The AWA Cruiserweight Champion stumbles and staggers backwards, holding his burnt face and eyes! Nano-Tron charges out of the corner and makes ahot tag with his partner, "" Daruun Micheal!Cramshaw may have just cost his tag team partner this matchup!WHO CARES, HEIT! Anyways, here comesDaruun Micheal runs into the ring and hits the Cosmo Kid with a big lariat to the back of the head! Kid falls to his stomach as Daruun carries on running to the opposite ropes and on the rebound hits abody splash to the back of the AWA Cruiserweight Champion!! Magnus Cramshaw II just watches his tag team partner get squashed by the weight of "No Fear" Daruun Micheal as Micheal gets back to his feet and Kid rolls onto his back. He charges back over to his corner andNano-Tron back in as Tron climbs to the top rope! The crowd cheer as Tron nods his head and hits hisCorkscrew moonsault! But before pinning Kid, he looks up at Daruun Micheal,, and waits for him to make the finishing blow! The crowd go crazy and everyone is shaking their heads, they can't believe that Daruun Micheal is going to do this! He shakes in fear at the top of the ropes as they wobble! Suddenly, he stops shaking, lifts both his hands to his mouth, and shouts "" at the top of his lungs! HEJUMPS AND HITS ANFIVE-STAR FROG SPLASH RIGHT ONTO THEOF THE COSMO KID!! Nano-Tron slides over to Daruun who lays ontop of Cosmo Kid and places his hands on his back, as the referee makes the count!DING! DING! The crowd cheer loudly as Nano-Tron celebrates in the ring, jumping up and down as the fans go wild! Daruun Micheal slumps off of Kid's body and staggers to his feet, celebrating with his tag team partner.Area hopeful wrestling fan looking for your first big break in the wide world of wrestling?! Dodream and desire of being a world-class superstar competing all around the world, putting on five star matches and stealing the show every damn night?! Then sign up to the AWA Training Plantw/ Magnus Cramshaw II/The Cosmo KidWe cut to the Cosmo Kid and Magnus Cramshaw II at the interview podium with Honest Al. The Cosmo Kid, with the AWA Cruiserweight Championship around his shoulder, looks visibly pissed off and hurt, whereas Cramshaw is just standing there with his expensive walking stick in hand, sneering at the camera. Honest Al looks over at the visibly pissed Kid and puts his hand on his back, he raises the microphone to his mouth.Well, I'm here with the AWA Cruiserweight Champion, the Cosmo Kid, and Magnus Cramshaw II. After such a devastating loss, Kid, will you ever be teaming with Magnus Cramshaw II again?The Cosmo Kid mockingly laughs at the question, red-faced and really pissed off. He shakes his head at the question as Al lifts the microphone to his mouth. The Cosmo Kid looks down at the AWA Cruiserweight Championship around his shoulder and admires it's beauty. He shakes his head again.I want nothing to do with Cramshaw ever agai-Magnus Cramshaw II immediately snatches the microphone out of Al's hand, and the crowd loudly boo him for it. Kid looks over at Cramshaw II in confusion, as does Honest Al.Well, unlucky for you kid, I went to the Absolute Wrestling Alliance headquarters earlier today andyour contract! That's right, champ, I nowyou! You have a lot to learn under my wing, but if you get under my skin, like you did during this matchup! Well, I'll be setting my little brother on both you and your title!Magnus Cramshaw II does a really evil laugh as he shoves the microphone back into Al's chest and pats the Cosmo Kid on the back, before making his way to the ramp and to the back, walking stick in tow. The AWA Cruiserweight Champion is in absolute shock, alongside Al, as the cameras fade to black.SUNDAY! May the 6th, live from Las Vegas... AWA presents it's first iPPV...! We will see the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix come to a close as theAWA World Heavyweight Champion is crowned! Not only this, but all the top AWA stars will be there! See the likes of the Metrosexual, Ricky James, GUNNS' own... Poison, Nano-Tron and! Only, on the XHF Network!The Broken Hiro vs The ParalyzerWe cut back to ringside with Jimmy Hart and Stan Anderson, they both smile.Here we go! Time for the last opening round matchup of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix! Who's heading to the semi-finals, Hart?The brute... The bone-breaker...! I'll put $100 on it!Why the Paralyzer?Because...Dakarius, "Night of the sociopath"into the PA as the whole crowd cheer this phenomenon! Running out through the curtains comes the Broken Hiro as the whole venue explodes in "" chants! He looks around at the fans and shouts "" before running down the ramp and high-fiving fans as he goes.Look at this man! He promises that tonight, he willthe Paralyzer!So, that means one thing, Anderson... Will Hiro bethe Paralyzer tonight? Or will the Paralyzer bethe Broken Hiro? Let's do this!The Broken Hiro rolls into the ring and gets back to his feet, starting up the "" chant again. He walks on over to his corner, takes off his trench-coat and prepares for the matchup. The Godzilla theme earthquakes it's way into the PA as the whole venue loudly boo, the lights dim black and the cameras in the audience flash as the Paralyzer storms on out through the curtains and roars at the top of his lungs. He raises his biceps in the air as the cameras flash some more before chargin at full speed down the ramp and sliding into the ring!The bell rings and both men trade blows with each other, going back and forth with every cheer and boo. The Broken Hiro tries to kick the Paralyzer in the chest, but he grabs the leg, and pulls him in for oneof a Clothesline! The Broken Hiro's head hits the mat as the Paralyzer marches around the ring, the crowd heavily booing him. He storms back over to Hiro and lifts him up by his head, he whips him into the ropes again as the crowd boo and hits him withclothesline! He stomps down on the downed Hiro as the Broken One tries his best to fight back, but thepower of the Paralyzer is justmuch! The Paralyzer stops his tirade and looks back at the crowd, roaring once more and raising his arms in the air, which garners a heavy amount of boos. He picks the Broken Hiro back up again, this time by his hair, and kicks him in the gut with a hefty kick! He applies aheadlock to the Broken One as Hiro flails his arms around trying to gain some strength. He can't find it however as the Paralyzerit in some more and Hiro drops to his knees, losing his breath. The crowd start up the "" chant, which some how gives the Broken Hiro some magical powers to start fighting back! The Paralyzer shakes his head in anger and shouts at them to "" but they're not having any of it, the "" chant rages on!Can the Broken Hirothis headlock?!Oh shut up, Anderson!The Broken Hiro nods his head with the chants and starts to sickeningly smile, he starts shouting "" as the Paralyzer shouts "". Soon, the Broken Hiro manages to rise back to his feet as the crowd pop ever so loudly, he's still not out of the hold yet though! The "" chants begin to get louder and louder as the "" becomes even longer! Then... the Broken Hiro stops... The Paralyzer begins to smile, thinking he's made him pass out. Until... "". THE BROKEN HIROOUT OF THE HOLD AS THE FANSWITH CHEERS! The Paralyzer reacts in shock! The Broken Hiro immediately runs against the ropes and on the rebound hits the Paralyzer with alariat! He doesn't knock him off of his feet however, just makes him stumble backwards! The Broken Hiro gets back to his feet and looks at the stumbling Paralyzer! He shouts "" before running against the ropesand hitting the Paralyzer withflying lariat! The Paralyzer staggers onto the ropes behind him and leans against them as the fans go crazy! The Broken Hiro looks at him one last time, shouts "TIME TO, THE PARALYZATION!", runs against the ropes again, hits the flying lariat andTHE PARALYZERTHE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE WITH ATHUD!! The Paralyzer is so big and heavy that he can't manage to get back to his feet however! He tries pulling himself up using the ring skirt but fails! The ref, Billy Bean, begins his count as the crowd loudly cheer along with him. The Broken Hiro parades around the ring, going crazy and shouting "", stamping his feet on the mat and shaking the ropes. The Paralyzermanages to get onto one knee as Bean counts toand the crowd start to cheer some more! The Paralyzer shakes his head as the Broken Hiro taunts him some more from inside the ring! He gets to his feet as the crowd get really anxious! He grabs the middle rope with his colossal hands and tries his best to pull himself back into the ring!! THE PARALYZER LETS GO OF THE ROPES ANDBACKWARDS INTO THE STEEL BARRIER AS THE FANS GOThe Broken Hiro has done it! The Broken Hiro has defeated the Paralyzer! I thought it was impossible!THIS IS UNFAIR! HE DIDN'T PIN HIM!Oh boo-hoo, the Broken Hiro has officiallythe Paralyzer from the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, and in the process, has advanced to the next round!The Broken Hiro goes crazy in the ring as the fans go absolutely nuts with him, they love the unstable mentality from this guy! He points at the Paralyzer on the outside and shouts "" before climbing the turnbuckle and doing his signature 'wonderful' pose!w/ PoisonWe cut to a random bar in Main Street, Los Angeles. In the corner of the bar, there is a miniature stage, with tiny flashing fairy lights around it. Standing in the center of the stage, which is the whole stage, is Poison, as he head-bangs along with his electric guitar and a rip-off Metallica song playing out of a portable speaker to the right of him. No-one is paying any attention to him however, for the bar is full of piss-heads and smokers, but still, this doesn't stop Poison from playing his heart out. The song starts to come to an end as Poison slides onto his knees and pours his heart and soul into it. Still. No-one cares. The song comes to an end and he gets to his feet, the lights stopping and the sound of everyone talking and rambling just filling the room, going on about completely unrelated topics. It zooms in on Poison's face, he looks a bit heartbroken that no-one had listened to him. He shakes his head and brings the microphone to his mouth, visibly pissed.Hey y'all! Yea I'm talking toHe points at the drinkers in the bar as the rambling stops and they all turn their heavy gaze towards him. There's an awkward silence, Poison looks around at them all before dropping his hand.I'm the future AWA North American Champion, bay-bay! That's right, I want in on the championship match at Absolution! Now show some respect and head-bang with me, bay-bay! Woooo!Poison starts to awkwardly head-bang as all the beer drinkers just watch on, completely stunned and confused. The awkward silence is deafening as Poison carries on. Then. He stops. Realizes the silence, and shouts "" before jumping off of the stage and swinging the electric guitar down upon the head of one of the drinkers. They all shout at Poison before lunging at him, looking to break his damn neck. He manages to fight back against them though, hitting them with the other half of the broken guitar and trading blows! No matter how many drunks try ganging up on him, hispower and wrestler strength gives him theability to beat them all up! The barman hops over the bar stool with a bottle of Guinness in hands and smashes it over Poison's head. But Poison absolutely no sells it and shouts "" before smashing the broken guitar right over the dude's head and knocking him clean out. Poison drops it and looks over towards the camera, he grabs it with both his hands and pulls it in close, we see a full shot of his angry and excited face.SUNDAY,THE! I'M COMING FOR THATBAY-BAY! I DON'T CAREWANTS TO FIGHT ME FOR IT! FOR VEN-, WILL BE BATTLE OF THE BANDS CHAMPION IN NO TIME, DUDEEEE! WOOOOOOOOOO!GWF is a fed that's basically ancient, and it was defunct a few years but just recently re-opened. Not a whole lot activity yet but if you're interested, check it out: gwfwrestling.net/ "The Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson vs Bjark the AssassinO'Death by Jen Titus hits the PA as we transition back to ringside and focus upon the old school entrance stage. The purple house lights turn to black and the venue is left in complete darkness. The deep eerie tone of the song garners loud boos from the fans as smoke bellows from behind the curtains and out onto the stage. Stepping through the smoke, like a devil in plain sight, comes Macabre, sneering at the fans, a cane in hand. He looks around at the jeering fans and just sneers some more, before pointing his cane behind him as Bjark the Assassin stalks his way from out of the back, a black cloth above his head. Bjark twitches and shakes before stalking his way down the ramp, Macabre on his tail. The younger fans shy away from him as he twitches his head towards them and eerily laughs and grunts. They both get to ringside as the Assassin rolls into the ring and Macabre climbs up the ring steps.Will Bjark the Assassin"The Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson tonight?I sure hope so! I agree with Cramshaw II, the Metrosexual is an embarrassment to this company! He needs to be ridden of!Bjark the Assassin stands in his corner, Macabre by his side, the black cloth still over his acquisition's head. The lights turn back to normal as O'Death cuts out and the fans boo the monster in the ring. The camera gets a shot of Macabre's face, as he sneers at their stupid mortal remarks. Suddenly, the lights flash purple and green as the whole venuewith cheers. "Beat It" by Michael Jacksoninto the PA and Jackson walks on out through the curtains as the venue cheerlouder! He wears his standard attire, with a cocktail stick in his mouth and shades upon his head, he looks around at the audience and smirks. He places his hands upon his head and begins to do some slow sexy circles as all the female fans in the audience become completely aroused! Even men too! The camera pans up his hairy legs, to his white jacket and behind it his hairy chest, then to his chiseled jaw and his mustache on his upper-lip! He pulls the cocktail stick out of his mouth and flicks it into the camera.What a! I don't care if you like him or not Hart, but you've got to at least be inspired by his greatness!Inspired bygreatness, Anderson?The greatness of, brotha! Look at all thesejumping up and down, looking out for their idol!They're all being taught wrong things! Cramshaw II's bounty will prove this! Oh how I can't wait for Bjark toof thisHe makes his way down the ramp, high-fiving the Metromaniacs as he goes. He slides into the ring and looks around at the screaming fans, pointing at them and winking. He walks on over to the six foot four monster of a man in Bjark the Assassin, who stands in the middle of the ring, the cloth still over his ugly mut. "Beat It" fades out and the lights turn to the normal purple variant, the fans start up the "" chant and Ricky Jackson just looks around at them all smiling. Then he turns his attention back to the towering Bjark the Assassin, he looks up at him, ready to end his despicable tirade before it even starts. Macabre circles his acquisition as the Metrosexual chant rages on, he grabs onto the cloth above his head, and yanks it off as Bjark roars at the top of his lungs andat the Metrosexual with a! RICKY JACKSON IS TAKEN DOWN!The bell rings as the fans boo like crazy and Macabre exits the ring, Bjark continues to stomp directly onto the chest and the head of the Metrosexual as he tries his best to fight back, but can't get the beast off of him. Bjark doesn't stop to look at his manager this time though, for he learnt from his mistakes from last week, he picks Jackson up by his head and proceeds tohim against the ropes! When Jackson rebounds back heunder another clothesline attempt from Bjark and on the second rebound goes to hit a DIVING CROSS-BODY!! BJARK CATCHES HIM! He brings him down and hits him with abackbreaker! The crowd then boo as Bjark storms around the ring, tugging on his rough beard. He grunts and roars before charging back over to the Metrosexual and planting him with some more STOMPS and KICKS!Now this is how you assassinate somebody, Anderson!I wouldn't count Ricky Jackson outyet, Hart! This man can take a lot of punishment and still bounce back for the victory!I'd like to see him try!Bjark bends down onto his knees and begins to deliver some hard punches to the Metrosexual's face! The referee, Billy Bean, goes to interject but Bjark the Assassin shoves him away and into the ropes! Bean, in total shock and fear, looks on the verge of calling this match off for disqualification when Macabre grabs his foot and pulls him under the bottom rope! Macabre puts both hands onto his cane and runs at the ref, knocking him to the ringside mat unconscious, using his cane as a weapon.THE MATCH IS CALLED OFF! Inside the ring, Bjark continues his evil tirade and does not stop for one moment, the whole venue booing like crazy and throwing trash into the ring. The Assassin doesn't even take a moment to breath, he will not finish until the deed is done! They're all starting to give up hope until Dakarius' "Night of the sociopath"into the PA and the whole venue erupts in cheers! Running from the back comes the Broken Hiro as "" chants reign supreme, he runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, shoving Bjark, who gets back to his feet as both men go head to head, ready to fight it out. The Broken Hiro starts doing hisshtick as Bjark tugs on his beard, the fans going crazy as for no apparent reason the Broken Hiro has decided to come on out and stop Bjark from assassinating Ricky Jackson! However, just before they're about to fight, the Paralyzer comes running out of the curtains to a chorus of boos andhis way down the ramp! He climbs over the top rope and the fans boo, suddenly realizing that the Broken Hiro is surrounded by both Bjark and the Paralyzer.I believe the Paralyzer is another one of Macabre's acquisitions, Hart!What an alliance, the Broken Hiro and Ricky Jackson are doomed!The Broken Hiro pulls up his fists, ready to fight off Macabre's Acquisitions, when Jim Johnston's "Radicalz"into the PA and the fans go absolutely nuts as "No Fear" Daruun Micheal runs out from the back! He storms down the ramp as the fans go wild and slides into the ring, immediately attacking the Paralyzer and knocking him off of feet, the fans goingat the sight of it! Bjark is then struck by the Broken Hiro, who kicks him in the gut, grabs his long straggly hair, and throws him out of the ring! Daruun Micheal and the Broken Hiro are left in the ring with the downed Ricky Jackson, as they help him back to his feet! The fans going absolutely nuts at the alliance in the middle of the ring!! Both the Broken Hiro and Daruun Micheal lift Jackson's arms in the air as the fans go wild, the Paralyzer and Bjark are at ringside, Macabre holding them back! All three men celebrate together in the ring!Stan Anderson: What a sight!, Hart! But just think, two of these three men could be fighting each other at AWA Absolution for the AWA World Heavyweight Championship!Jimmy Hart: Well I can confirm that in two weeks time, the Metrosexual Ricky Jackson will be taking on the Broken Hiro in the second of our semi-final matches! Our first semi-final match? Well that'll be happening, as Daruun Micheal goes head to head with thewrestler of ALL TIME... Magnus Cramshaw II!Stan Anderson: Talking of Magnus Cramshaw II, here is now!Cramshaw II walks on out of the curtains as the cameras pan onto him, looking at the alliance in the middle of the ring, and sneering his nose up at it. The fans are still going wild for all three men as they continue to celebrate with each other. The last shot we get is of Macabre's acquisitions looking angry and crazed, Magnus Cramshaw II on the entrance stage sneering his nose at the scenes inside the ring, and the Alliance of all Alliances as the "Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson, "No Fear" Daruun Micheal, and the Broken Hiro all lift their arms in the air as a sign of their triumphant victory!