My political manicfesto for Islington North

I am a single issue politician,and have had a long-standing campaign for the abolition of gravity.

Policies: Islington MP’s will be educated in ‘Arsenalisation’ and be compelled to stable Gunnersaurus Rex during the off-season at their parliamentary chambers.

Highbury Square will be re-developed into an intergalactic space port.

Return the British currency to pounds, shillings, pence, farthings and groats, with rural counties such as Kent resuming trade in shiny beads.

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party would create fifty trillion (£50,000,000,000,000) pounds of new money through quantitative easing and give everyone free internet, housing and lunch, including all restaurant bills, in perpetuity.

The Loony Party will issue 'looncoin' a crypto currency based on 'bitcoin' as a reserve currency in case the £50,000,000,000,000 quantitative easing doesn't work.

All our remaining gold reserves will be placed on the last race at the Epsom Derby in a bid to reduce the national debt.

All European trains will be fuelled by gravy.

Fishing will be made a spectator sport by introducing piranha to the River Thames

My reasons for being in the Loony Party

Screaming Lord Sutch and The Official Monster Raving Loony Party were always in the news when I was at school and I was inspired to join after speaking on the phone to Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope in 1994. Since 1997 I have stood in numerous parliamentary elections campaigning as a Loony Party Shadow Minister for the 'abolition of gravity'.

I was injured in a paragliding accident caused by gravity and have had a vendetta against it ever since. Abolition of Gravity

Language and human thought are not suited for the subject of gravity. In practical terms I believe that the best place to find its effect abolished is in the centre of the largest inert planet in our solar system. This floating place is also, maybe, the best place to open doors and do a bit of space hopping. A good first experiment would be to tunnel into the centre of the moon, please contact me if you are willing to finance this project. As I appear to be the first to recognise the gravitationally free nature of the centre of planets and the possible implications in interdimensional (space) travel I feel I am entitled to name this space 'Delves' (or Delvsinian Space). Treasurer of the Loony Party

In the last few years I have been sucked into the inner machinery of the Loony Party and am the main representative to the UK Electoral Commission and Loony Party Treasurer. I hope you enjoy this Loony part of my website which my wife Lizzie tells me is an excersise in Narcissism as in "have you been narcississing again?"

Lizzie is in the red dress and wig in the '2010 Derbyshire Dales General Election' photo.

1997 West Derbyshire General Election 2001 West Derbyshire General Election 2005 Derbyshire Dales General Election 2008 Crewe & Nantwich By-Election 2010 Derbyshire Dales General Election 2011 Oldham & Saddleworth By-Election