Apropos of nothing, I got a Facebook message one night from a random fellow Torontonian letting me know that-- SURPRISE, he was my santa!-- and was confirming where he could drop off my gift!!!!!! :o

This morning I found this gift bag had magically appeared on my doorstep sometime overnight! SQUEE!

Well. My friend and I actually agreed to open our reddit secret santas together. But his gift only shipped yesterday, sooooo... Sorry, DM. (Horrible person here, you know that.)

SO... My local santa rocked it. Amongst all of my ramblings, I mentioned I'd always wanted to play Cards Against Humanity! I've played Apples to Apples a million times, and only really loved it when someone managed to piece together something truly awful from their relatively tame cards... so this was a gift tailor-made for me!

Not only did he send me a great gift in Cards Against humanity, but he also noted that I'm a graphic designer and included a hella snazzy "Designer Pack," which (oh god, I died!!!) is inspired by George Carlin's EPIC classic monologue Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television!!!! (Which, if you've never watched it, you must immediately go do. Like now. Go. Click it.) All of these cards are fantastic, beautifully designed by illustrators and designers, and are hilarious and fantastic to boot. The unmentioned fact that I've always loved George Carlin was just icing on the cake. (RIP, you marvellous motherfucker.)

This. Gift. Is. Perfect for me. So well chosen. Thank you, thank you santa, from the bottom of my heart. You've made my first reddit Secret Santa a wonderful, wonderful experience. You've got a holiday card coming your way. xo