What the heck was that?

Former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) middleweight Jason Miller, dressed like one of Zed's henchmen from Police Academy 2, briefly sat down with HBO "Real Sports" for a closer look at his career in mixed martial arts (MMA), among other things.

I thought it was funny at first.

Then I felt kinda sad, wondering if "Mayhem" was suffering from brain damage after more than a decade of competition in combat sports. After all, this is just the latest incident in a long line of troubling behavior, which includes a 2014 arrest at his home in California (pic).

Either that, or this is the longest con in the history of long cons.

During the short bonus clip from the cable television network, Miller can be seen exhibiting erratic behavior (again), while taking short breaks to pace the grounds, chug some booze, and take a few hits from the bong. Unfortunately, stories like these don't normally come with a happy ending.

Time to get some help?

Probably, though he won't get any from this guy.