Super Bowl Halftime shows usually, to put it frankly, SUCK. A tired and overly safe popstar from yesteryear, a flashy, but completely devoid of substance light show and usually a rapper that nobody cares about. The only time people weren't complaining about a halftime performance was when they promised to play the much loved "Sweet Victory", but that didn't even happen. Super Bowl halftime performances are boring and a waste of time and money!



How do we fix this? The answer is simple. We need something that's the complete opposite of everything the halftime show has come to stand for. We need something fresh and challenging. We need a striped down, more raw performance. We need a rapper that people ACTUALLY care about.



We need Death Grips.



Think about it. MC Ride and company tearing up the halftime show stage with pure animalistic rage and vigor as a spastic, but simple, light show flashes across the Florida stadium. Zack Hill sitting shirtless in the back, destroying his drum kit and sweating profusely, Flatlander bashing away at a keyboard as MC Ride screams "I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI" in front of an audience of millions. All of their hits would be played, "Guillotine", "You Might Think He Loves You For Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For Its Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat" and "Full Moon (Death Classic)".



The icing on the cake? A new song, created exclusively for the Super Bowl, entitled "I've Seen Football". Now that's epic.



No more forgettable halftime shows. Generations from now, parents who saw it in as children will tell their own kids "I've seen footage, I stay noided."