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The lond delayed and ovehyped Star Citizen Hail Mary patch is coming this summer, or is it?

00:00 - 00:04 Hey Morty have you heard Star Citizen is going to release 3.0 for this summer!

00:05 - 00:06 Really? You are a special kind of stupid.

00:06 - 00:10 For real, Chris Roberts said it himself, it must be true.

00:11 - 00:13 You can't believe anything he says Percy!

00:13 - 00:17 He is not bullshitting us this time, I can tell. Its not like last summer, He has a new schedule and charts and stuff.

00:17 - 00:21 I have a finely tuned bullshit detector.

00:21 - 00:24 Very funny, Look he even moved the schedule back a few times since then, that must mean something!

00:24 - 00:25 You would believe anything, you stoner.

00:26 - 00:27 Just keep sending him money dumb ass.

00:27 - 00:30 Well it won't matter if it gets released, it will just be super polished

00:30 - 00:32 No way, he screwed up Freelancer, I wouldn't give him the poop from my diaper.

00:32 - 00:35 You are just a hater, You must work for EA Games

00:36 - 00:37 Fucking Schmuck.