Ask an Ex-Negro - 09-15-2006, 08:43 PM 09-15-2006, 08:43 PM And once again the floor is open to questions...



Brother Wiseman writes, "Why are so many nigras becoming terrorist? Why? Why do they go from bad to worse by becoming black Muslims?"



Well, Marshall, it is known that Islam is a religion of degenerates. Degenerate inevitably end up in jails. Darkies are recruited into the jail bird gang of Islam just like any gang of thugs and punks recruit members for rape and shanking. No different than the Aryan Nation groups we hear about in jails.



Brother Raptuaire writes, "Why do the kneegroids like the towel-heads releigion so well? I've noticed some similarities between the way the muslimoids and darkoids speak, like I have heard a darkie say "Ell'yeah nigga!" and I've heard the muslimoids say "Allah!" Also, I've heard "Gee, a hahd one nigga" and also "Jihad" by the sandcoon. While it seems the negroid and the muslimoid don't seem to always get along, they share that religion. Could you give an analysis on this?



Raptuaire, both the sand and jungle coon being the primitive animals that they are would both look up to the sun and the moon, giving these celestial bodies undue admiration. When the slightly more developed a-rab ousted the false sun god Ra for the equally false moon god Allah the negroid followed suit because the moon has a relationship with nighttime. The cover of dark being the perfect situation to steal and rape. Also the a-rabs, in an attempt to make themselves feel superior, enslaved certain negroids and gave them the Moohamadean religion. Some negroids wishing to elevate themselves to a-rab status started mimicking a-rabs by adopting their false religion in hopes of no longer being Hamites.



Brother Deaner writes, "Is it true that in the ghetto good manners is considered removing the dishes from the sink before urinating in it?"



No, Deaner. In ghettos they urinate on the outside front steps and inside stairways. I do not believe that dishes are even washed in ghettos. The sinks are used to wash niglet babies, chitins, greens, and hair.



Sister Thumper writes, "Is it true negras have an extra muscel in their legs?"



I m afraid not, Sister T. However, hood rats are known to have fast twitch fibers in their musculature. This has developed do to jumping fences, running from authorities, playing basketball all day long instead of going to school, shucking & jiv'in, and from bobbing and weaving around bushes as they attempt to remain unnoticed as they stalk their next rape victim. This type of muscle development is not hereditary.



Glendora has quite a few questions:



Sister, Christianson writes,



1. "How can colored folks afford the gas for those Cadillac Escalades and Lincoln Navigators with the rising price of oil?"



They deal crack.



2. Is it possible to NOT walk to the beat of rap music?



No.



3. I noticed colored folks have pink lips, tongues, and such . . . what color are the naughty bits?



Depends of the skin tone. Your blue gummed blackies have pitch black naughty parts from top to bottom, while the high yellow fellers have a light brownish member with a pinkish peach colored tip. In between those two the coloration will get darker the closer you get to tar complexion. No purple/red coloration or visible green or red veins.



4. a. Why do some colored gals have those great big stand-up butts, even though they aren't that fat?



If you watched national geographic you' ll find that most animals perform the act with the male sneaking up from behind. The descendants of Ham are so degenerated by the time the sons of Shem and Japheth came to rightfully claim them that Satan gave the females a backside to absorb some of the shock from the wild animalistic thrusting brought on by the males.



4. b. Do colored men actually like those great big stand-up butts?



Yes. They absolutely love it. They hoot and hollar like howler monkeys whenever they see one.



5. Finally, there's some young bucks at the liquor store and they keep saying they want to pull up my bumper and smack something, are they planning to valdalize my car?



Did they say, "Smack datazz" ? Brace yourself... Although the negroid love those big round firm high backsides, they would kill their own mother to get a beautiful white woman such as yourself. I must assume that police frequent the area or they know that the owner has a shotgun behind the counter because you are unharmed.



Those filthy degenerate punks want to... do things of a sexual nature... doggiestyle... *shudder*. The thought the common blue gummed negroid with a white woman is appalling. What store is this? Perhaps Elmer and his hunting buddies should pay these coons a visit for showing such disrespect.



Sister Folger writes, "Remy, I can't help but admire you and note that you are an exceptional person. A true credit to your kind. Since I feel so safe with you and you haven't raped me or anything. Does this mean I can trust all high yellow coloreds?"



No, Melissa. Not all coloreds of the lighter persuation are honorary white men. Although it is true that given equal conditions they are better than the tar baby variety, they are usually raised by their darker more savage bretheren. Only trust Landover Baptist Church® approved coloreds. The Reverend Dwight Williams is a darker complexion than myself, but he is a True Christian and church approved. Colin Powell is light in complexion yet has regressed and started making trouble for GWB's new head negro Condie. Make sure you consult with church staff before ever being alone with any colored.



Sister Galvin writes, "Is it true that wetbacks private parts are shaped like an aztec spear?"



Because many are uncircumsized in Mexico their privates look more like tamales or some kind of soft shell tortilla wrap. I hope that answered your question, Shannon.