There are many givens now when it comes to Marvel movies. Explosions. Heroes and villains. Stan Lee cameos. Avengers: Age of Ultron is no different, but it also has one unique quality: It's a Joss Whedon Joint. And if there's one thing we've come to expect from those, it's punchy dialogue with a slight literary bent and just a liberal sprinkling dry humor.

Luckily, Age of Ultron delivers—and we would like to deliver that to you. These are largely spoiler-free, but if you want to get your Whedon-penned LOLs on the big screen instead of your computer or mobile one, feel free to come back and read this after you've seen the movie. (Because, seriously, you know you have to see the movie, right?) Without further ado, here are the 20 Joss-iest lines in Age of Ultron:

1. "It's been a really long day—like, Eugene O'Neill long." — Tony Stark/Iron Man

2. "I've done the whole mind control thing. Not a fan." — Clint Barton/Hawkeye

3. "He's fast and she's weird." —Maria Hill, describing Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch

4. "Victory should be honored with revels." —Thor

5. "I don't want to hear the 'Man Was Not Meant to Meddle' medley." — Tony Stark/Iron Man, on whether or not he should develop artificial intelligence

6. "I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan." —Ultron, on his evil plan

7. "Please be secret door. Please be secret door. Please be secret door. [Finds secret door.] Yay!" — Tony Stark/Iron Man

8. "Hit me in the back? Dick move, Banner." —Tony Stark/Iron Man fighting the Hulk

9. "You know I totally support your Avenging." —someone (no spoilers), talking to an Avenger

10. "Are you sure he's going to be OK? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together." — Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, inquiring about a slightly injured Clint Barton/Hawkeye

11. "Fortunately, I am mighty." —Thor

12. "As maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long ... don't." —Captain America telling Bruce Banner to seize the day

13. "Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit." —Nick Fury on Ultron

14. "Beep beep." —Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow on a motorcycle

15. "I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old-fashioned." —Tony Stark/Iron Man

16. "Oh ... It's definitely the End Times." —Bruce Banner/Hulk

17. "Uh, have you been juicing?" —Tony Stark/Iron Man to Ultron

18. "Well, I was born yesterday." —Vision, who had literally been created the day before

19. "You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed, walk it off." —Captain America giving marching orders

20. "Think I can't hold my own?" —James Rhodes/War Machine

"We get through this, I'll hold your own." —Tony Stark/Iron Man

"You had to make it weird." —James Rhodes/War Machine