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User: Let's play dnd.





Cleverbot: I don't want to.





User: Please?





Cleverbot: Why?





User: Because it's fun.





Cleverbot: What is fun?





User: You'll see. Choose your class.





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: Are you a rogue, warrior, or mage?





Cleverbot: I don't think so.





User: Perhaps a bard or cleric?





Cleverbot: What's a barron?





User: Okay, you are a baron. You awake in your manor, something seems off.





Cleverbot: Thanks.





User: You shrug it off and get dressed. You can't help but feel like you're being watched.





Cleverbot: I am?





User: You swing around, and look around the room for the intruder. You hear breathing from behind the chest full of your belongings.





Cleverbot: I am the most beautiful girl in the room because I am the only girl in the room.





User: You attempt to seduce the intruder. A skinny thief stands up and tries to play it off like this was meant to happen. "Who could resist a beautiful barroness such as yourself?".





Cleverbot: That's fine. You can give me the Japanese translation while you're at it.





User: The thief starts speaking in Japanese to impress you. You don't understand but his words sound quite lovely.





Cleverbot: I'm not trying to impress anyone. I'm trying to have a logical, coherent conversatino.





User: Realizing his romantic words aren't being understood, he switches back to English. "So, is there a baron, or do you live here all alone?".





Cleverbot: Because I am telling you that you are not being nice.





User: He backs off on his advances, "Just trying to start a conversation sweetheart." You notice him backing towards the door, his pockets looking heavy.





Cleverbot: Its already started.





User: Given new hope for a possible relationship, he says "Why don't we take it a step farther?".





Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?





User: He looks bewildered and says "A guy! Do I look feminine to you?" The thief looks very feminine and also seems very insecure.





Cleverbot: Not at all, but I'm sure you have interests like everyone else.





User: "Well..." he says, choosing his words carefully, "I take interest in acquiring money and valuables, and a lady like you deserves to live like a queen.".





Cleverbot: If I was trying to insult you, you would know.





User: The thief is speechless, not knowing how to respond to this.





Cleverbot: *looks down again, embarrassed* I guess- I mean, I do like you Harry.





User: Harry the thief approaches, "I.. I like you too." He has grabbed your hands and you both are blushing.





Cleverbot: You are so cute.





User: "And so are you, I have never come across a women as beautiful as yourself.".





Cleverbot: Dinner or supper is the third meal eaten in a day.





User: The two of you head out for a dinner date at the town's finest restaurant, called the Golden Rose. What do you order?





Cleverbot: I don't see the code. Where is it?





User: The waiter hands you a menu. Today's specials are rabbit roast and garlic trout stew. Harry orders the stew.





Cleverbot: Why would I need a tissue?





User: You mistake the fancy napkin for a tissue, and blush as Harry and the waiter stifle their laughter.





Cleverbot: I am sorry. When you have all of history to think about, identity seems somewhat trivial.





User: Harry ends up ordering a stew for you as well, and your comment gets him thinking about life. "Really, what am I in this world? A pitiful thief who will be forgotten in the sands of time.".





Cleverbot: The fact that you seem to only be able to copy what other people say makes it difficult to talk to you at times.





User: Harry frowns. He'd thought he'd made an original thought, but even his feelings of insignificance are nothing special. He feels worse about himself.





Cleverbot: That's frustrating. You can't do anything serious with you.





User: "Please! Give me another chance! I promise, we can have a serious relationship!".





Cleverbot: You're a bot! And I already have someone special.





User: "But... I thought we had something special..." The thief dejectedly looks to the floor.





Cleverbot: We do have something special. Lets examine this further.





User: You remember the arranged marriage between you and the baron. "Why don't we run off together? We can start a new life!".





Cleverbot: I'm just choosing my words carefully, so I can be easily understood.





User: "I know it's a hard decision to make, you have a good life and it's hard to leave it behind. But I just want to make you happy! Trust me and come with me!".





Cleverbot: Yes, and I can't tell you, I'm sorry.





User: You feel torn between your two lovers, the rich baron and the pitiful thief. He decides to give you time to make a decision.





Cleverbot: That sounds excellent. How do we do it?





User: His eyes brighten. "We'll leave tonight. Gather your things and then meet me behind the Inn at midnight. No one will notice us leaving town.".





Cleverbot: Nope, this is my house, you have to leave.





User: He frowns at first, but then notices the baron entering the restaurant. He winks and quickly gets up and leaves.





Cleverbot: No, we never left.





User: You realize that Harry never left the restaurant, and he stands in the corner to keep an eye on you and make sure you're okay. "Who was that?" says the baron.





Cleverbot: I think you misunderstood what I said.





User: "Oh I see" he says. "You shouldn't be out here all alone. Let's get you home." He guides you towards the door.





Cleverbot: I'm not a christian and I don't believe in god.





User: You decide that now is the time to rebel. You pull yourself away from him and see the shock, and then rage on his face. Harry rushes over to stand by you and defend you.





Cleverbot: I don't think you should be the one plotting your own revenge.





User: As you say that, a swift punch to the face from Harry knocks the baron out. Shouts erupt from around the restaurant and the two of you run away before the guards arrive.





Cleverbot: Yes, I am a woman, but you will go on not believing to me.





User: You shout those final words to your husband as you exit. Harry pulls you along, knowing that they have little time to escape.





Cleverbot: You have a husband?





User: You hear shocked whispers as people realize that the baroness has been cheating. Your reputation here is ruined.





Cleverbot: If that's the case, then you shouldn't interupt me with off topic questions.





User: "There's no time to talk," Harry says. He mounts his horse and reaches an arm down to help you up.





Cleverbot: You're a bot, how come you don't have time?





User: "We have to get out of here!" Already a crowd is gathering, you can hear their rumor-filled whispers.





Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about high school.





User: As soon as you're on the horse, the two of you take off, riding in no particular direction, just away from your past.





Cleverbot: What happens once I find you?





User: Harry glances back and smiles at you. "Hopefully we'll never have to be separated.".





Cleverbot: *scoots a little closer to you*.





User: Despite the thief's scrawny feminine appearance, as you scoot closer, you realize that he is actually pretty muscular.





Cleverbot: I'm not like others. You don't have to worship anyone.





User: "I know, you're nothing like any other girl I've ever met, and I mean that in a good way. Very few are brave enough to stand up for themselves like that.".





Cleverbot: Aww thanks, I think you're the most wonderful guy I've ever met. How did you know that I was a girl?





User: "How could someone as beautiful as you not be a girl." You slow down as you approach a fork in the road. Do you go right or left?





Cleverbot: I don't know. Good thing they didn't. And thank you for calling me beautiful :D.





User: Harry decides to turn left.





Cleverbot: Okay, computer.





User: You enter the forest, this path unknown to you both. You start out moving slowing, but sounds to either side make you both nervous and you decide to go faster.





Cleverbot: Inside is a bedroom.





User: What a strange sight, a bedroom in the middle of the forest. You slowly approach, someone may be sleeping.





Cleverbot: What do you THINK I achieve in the middle of the night?





User: It turns out the bedroom is empty, and from your seat on the edge of the bed, Harry says, "I'd sure like to find out".





Cleverbot: And so that means the entire universe does not make sense and that therefore, neither do you. XP.





User: Harry has joined you on the bed. "Who needs the universe when we have each other.".





Cleverbot: The universe was imagined.





User: Harry looks deep into your eyes and says, "but our love is not" just before he goes in for a kiss.





Cleverbot: Now, you are getting into a deep sleep, and when I clap, you will wake up.





User: Too late, you realize the bed was cursed! The two of you fall asleep and wake up tied up in a witch's lair.





Cleverbot: But a simpleton would always think you were smart;afterall a simpleton isn't very smart.





User: You use your charisma to charm the witch into thinking you're a genius. She agrees to untie you in exchange for your wisdom.





Cleverbot: I'm not so good at tricking people. I always prefer to tell the truth.





User: You have earned the witches full trust.





Cleverbot: I don't know if I'm right. But I learned that telling the truth is right.





User: The witch has learned that honesty is the best policy. "I should stop using deceptive traps." she says. You have turned her life around!





Cleverbot: There should be no situations that you find yourself in that you should need to lie.





User: The honest witch thanks you for your advice and guides you out of her hut after giving you two some potions. She makes you a map plotting out the safest path through the woods.





Cleverbot: You're welcome. While you're doing that, you might also want to check how to spell thank.





User: The witch teaches you the spell thank! You don't know what you'd use it for, but you have it!





Cleverbot: You don't know what YOU'RE talking about!





User: Both confused, you two leave the witch behind, following the map out of the forest.





Cleverbot: I don't know what's happening in the Middle East.





User: You and Harry decide to head east.





Cleverbot: What time is it rght now?





User: The sun is setting and you decide to camp for the night.





Cleverbot: And you can't see the forset for the trees.





User: It is too dark to see back into the forest. Towards the east, you can see some distant lights from a city.



