Spain, the country your slightly better off neighbours go to die. It has been in the news lately as the media have taken a diplomatic disagreement over Gibraltar and exaggerated it to the fact that war is possible between two NATO members. Ridiculous you say; but a country with three jobs available surely must find some way to alleviate boredom.



As anyone in the British government with enough brain cells to season a cannibal's soup will tell you...war with Spain is not going to happen, but what if it does? With everyone saying it's ridiculous to imagine I would conclude that no one high ranking in the British military has planned for such an eventuality. Someone has to... So I've taken the liberty of writing a first strike plan. I thought it would be wise to present it here on my blog before I actually send it to Theresa May.



There are many great advantages that can used in an Anglo-Spanish war to advance the cause of the British army, I am going to highlight these so the…