Do you want to be the next Sims reality star? Do I want to be the next reality show headlining host? The answer to both of those questions is (naturally): Yes. But today, I have a solution to suit our shared reality show needs, and it’s called: The Simcluded!

Good day, one and all, and welcome to the Simcluded introduction, with me, Billy Crystal!

This fabulous building over here is The Simcluded Secluded Station, where our 4 lucky volunteers will play over an extended period of time to win a fairly adequate sum of simoleons to quench their materialistic needs.

The seasons four volunteers will be prepped here, ready for their first moments in their new studio home.

From Day One, their every move is recorded and seen and shown for the viewing pleasure of the public. Nothing gets past our eyes. The next time someone will leave the Station, will be when they forfeit the show.

As soon as they enter, all we can do is watch. The volunteers can’t be influenced by anyone on the outside, not even a player, and will be left blind as we watch them slowly crack and melt away until all that is left is juicy vulnerable bit inside, which, I assure you, is great for television.

They have one kitchen; three bathrooms that include nothing but a single toilet each; a bedroom of 3 beds; and a garden area for meditative purposes. We will watch them day by day develop inside this house.

While inside the house, anything (legal) goes, so expect to see a lot of drama and fun between our lovely volunteers as the days progress.

We even have a “vent room,” where the volunteers can go to vent their frustrations, problems and fun with the world, so we can delve deeper into their volunteer minds.

Throughout the show, there will be competitions and challenges, mainly involving logic and endurance, that the volunteers will face for one ultimate prize…

This will be for a one-day, private access trip into the luxury room; where a luxury (chosen by the viewing public) will be waiting for them. This will also be more and more vital later down in the competition, when the basic luxuries for the volunteers will be taken away.

Eventually, as it always will, it will get too much for one volunteer and they will leave The Simcluded Secluded Station. This will keep on, until eventually, only one will remain.

So, what d’you say? Care to volunteer for a stay? You never know how much you’ll like it till you try it.

Now, my friends, for how you enter. All you have to do is:

Create a sim, any sim (Male, female, elder, child, anyone) and upload them to the gallery with #TheSimcluded in the description. It can only be one sim per family.

Create and comment with a small bio with basic information, characteristics, thoughts etc. for your sim if you want to. You can say as little or as much about your sim as you like, or none at all. As long as its uploaded, they’ll be entered and any information unknown will be given automatically.

You can enter as many Sims as you like. Sometime between now and the 30th October (when Season 1 begins) they will all be put onto a list, names put into a hat and drawn out. The four drawn will enter the house and become the Season 1 volunteers. All volunteers will then be automatically entered into next seasons draw, chosen or not, to make the list bigger and keep everyone in for options. Because, once you become a volunteer, you can never stop.

(Note: Sims will mostly be seen on free will, however if things get boring they will be controlled to kick up the action, for example when someone leaves. Dialogue will be added, along with a commentary by Billy Crystal)

Now, my soon-to-be-volunteers, before I sign out I want to remind you that Simcluded: Season 1 will start on the 30th September, and that you have until then to sort your selves out.

Also, if you have any questions, feel free to ask them.

This is Billy Crystal, your helpful headliner, signing out! ;D