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11 final completely sensible reasons to drink beer

1. You gave yourself a weird haircut!

2. They played Madness in the grocery store!

3. Chicken wings!

4. You finished some laundry!

5. You fought off a sneeze!

6. You voted!

7. You successfully mastered the drum solo to YYZ, but you were using chopsticks and you were alone in your kitchen!

8. You got your oil changed!

9. There’s a new dinosaur exhibit at the museum!

10. There was free pizza at work!

11. You finished writing a terrible list!

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