Tall Problems

Tall Problems comes from very personal experience. I’ve almost always lived in apartments. The last time I lived in an actual house was when I was a child (not counting the house I lived in for one year in college with friends… but that was an old house).

Apartment bathrooms are the absolute worst if you’re a tall person. I can’t put on shirts in the living room unless I bend over, otherwise my hand smashes into the ceiling fan. I still haven’t learned that one. When I shower, I have to crouch in order to wash my damn hair.

Someday I’ll be able to own a house, and I’ll have the tallest damn shower-head possible. Also, vaulted ceilings. That’ll be the day.

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