2? Two?!? In twenty minutes? That’s about one every ten minutes. That’s actually not that bad. Are you sure you didn’t miss a zero or two? Or get the numbers the wrong way around? Because 20 in 2 minutes is one every six seconds and I could see how that would be annoying.

Other questions: How do you know they were taxi drivers? Are you sure it wasn’t just some dodgy looking guys who could be taxi drivers although equally they may also been from some other profession? Perhaps they were just dressed up as taxi drivers to try to give taxi drivers a bad name? Or were they actually in taxis, driving?

And where will it all end? Well, for you, Varsity.

Assuming you survive the taxi drivers.