Diddley Squat, 2020 Candidate for President of the United States.



Welcome to the Hamster For President Campaign, where peace, truth, tolerance and non-violence are our goals and all the candidates are warm and fuzzy all over!

Are you sick of Washington politics? There is good reason to be. The world "politics" comes from the Latin poly for "many," and "ticks," small, blood-sucking insects. As hamsters, we want no more of that!! The hamster candidate is, in other words, a complete outsider to politics as we know it.

Hamsters are not competing to become leaders. They don't claim to be qualified to "rule" anyone. On the contrary, they believe that there should be no leaders and no followers. We're all equal!

If you are old enough to vote, you are old enough to govern yourselves. And under a rodent administration, that's exactly what you'll do.