DM: Roll for InitiativeSlaaneshiMarinePlayer: But Ijust rolled f-DM: Just roll it.S-M-P: *rolls* 3DM: Okay, I need your Int and Wis...S-M-P: Eleven and ten...?DM: Okay roll for observe.S-M-P: What the-DM: Roll it!S-M-P: *crit 1* Shit!DM: Okaaa~y, let's see... page 267...S-M-P:... what-DM: Okay, roll for reflex...S-M-P: *rolls* Ha! Fifteen!DM: Okay, that's... I need my calculator for that...S-M-P: *begins to sweat profusely*other players: *wtf is going on?*DM: O~kayyy~, story time, because whatever you do won't change the outcomeS-M-P: What?DM: As you look down on that defeted female Inquisitor squrming in the mud, trying to reach her Icon you come to be aware of a giant shadow appearing above you. What do you do?S-M-P: I- activate my jump-pack and go full throttle away from her and the shadow?DM: You need five deciseconds to activate your battle-drugs and five to move your body, two milliseconds to notice that you are still in the shadow, one millisecond is spend by the distraction of your coms cracking, your fellow Astartes wanting to tell you something, the rest of the three seconds are spend being crushed into the dirt of the planet by one foot of 410 tonnes of Warhound that step from the lone, the battle surviving, shrub.S-M-P: Bullshit!DM: No shit! Do you remember the one Boon granted at the start of the campaign? The one you used to immediately to get a hot shot at going Chaos?S-M-P: Yes?DM: She used hers for a "Divine Intervention"... And used it half way through you batting her around like Rocky a slab of meat.DM: Oh, btw, time for the ritual *grins*S-M-P: Do I need to?all other players: Yes!S-M-P: And as Telemachus was grinded in the dirt, the combat drugs maximising his awarenes and producing Adrenaline like crazy, slowing the time to nearly a stillstand, he thought to himself: Where did that Titan come from? You need to be some sort of tactical genius to---all: CREEEEEEEED!!!!