How to spot a pedophile

Ever see a guy at work or school who sends off creepy vibes, and you say to yourself "man, I know that guy rapes children"? Some mental health doctors claim that there's no way to tell a pedophile apart from anyone else just by looks alone. Wrong. I scoured the FBI's most wanted list and found some examples that confirmed my theory. Here's what to look for:

On the left is Mark David Keller, wanted for paying young homeless boys for sex. Notice the telltale sign of a man who has a penchant for boy ass: the pedophile-smile or "pedosmile." It's part smirk, part grin, and all molester. It's like he's having a two-for-one sale on rape, no refunds or exchanges. On the right is John Henry Ramirez, wanted for plain old capital murder. Notice the cold gaze, and no smile. Definitely not a child molester. Probably. Here's a chance to test your pedometer. Take this quiz to see if you can spot the pedophiles. Choose "yes" or "no" for each suspect; you will be graded at the end.

Suspect: Pedophile?

Fernando Arenas Collazo Yes No

Dennis Ferguson Yes No

The Jesus Yes No

Calvin Maurice Cooley Yes No

Elizabeth Anna Duke Yes No

Elby Jessie Hars Yes No

John Bolton Yes No

William Claybourne Taylor Yes No

Debra Lafave Yes No

Sheik Ahmed Yassin Yes No

Richard Steve Goldberg Yes No

Patty Ann Kenley Yes No

Eva Maria Malczewski Yes No

James J Bulger Yes No

Edward Claire Reisch Yes No

Warren Steed Jeffs Yes No

Lorrie John Trites Yes No

Senorita Walker Yes No

5,566,656 people suspect their co-workers daily.

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