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By Jessica Shepherd | jessica_shepherd@mlive.com

Do you have a vanity plate? If so, good job! You got around the more than 27,000 letter and number combos deemed "unacceptable" by the state of Michigan.

Many of the unacceptable listings are obvious. References to certain body parts, illegal activity, drugs or swear words are not allowed. Neither are certain number combinations or any references to sexual behavior. Insults are also banned, along with hate speech.

Some of the restricted combinations are more difficult to understand. For example, the pictured plate uses the Santa Claus catch phrase "HOHOHO," but according to the state's unacceptable list, an extra "H" on the end would have put it over the edge. That's right, "HOHOHOH" is on the no-go list.

Here's a look at some interesting combos that you won't be able to slap on your bumper. And if you are planning on getting a vanity plate, remember the state reviews all requests before plates are issued. They can reject your vanity plate for any reason. After all, your license plate is property of the state of Michigan, so it is really their call.

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ARIZONA

On the list of unacceptable license plates, "TEXAS" is nowhere to be found. "ALASKA" seems to get the clear and so does "NEWYORK." When it comes to states, it appears that ARIZONA is the state most disliked by Michigan officials because you cannot have a vanity plate containing its name. If you'd like to be more specific, however, "PHOENIX" isn't immediately blacklisted.

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BEER4ME

No matter how much you love beer, whether you brew it or just drink it, the government does not want you expressing your affection for it via your license plate. This seems to make sense, since everyone hopes alcohol is the last thing on your mind when driving.

Just a few of the other boozy plates the state does not allow:

ALCOHOL

BEERGUY

BEERME

BOOZER

BREWPUB

BOURBON

DRUNK

GINMAN

MIMOSA

RUMBUM

VODKA

WHISK3Y

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CANDYMN

Perhaps you own a candy store. While that really is a lovely business, you must know that this saying has too many negative connotations. Plus, we'll all get "The Candyman" stuck in our heads and we'll have to go home immediately to watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." Now you've ruined the productivity of everyone who drove behind you. See why you can't use this as your license plate?

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CASH4U

If you want to give away your cash, that's fine. Just don't advertise via your license plate. It's probably for your own good, since people might start following you. If that is what you are hoping for, you have some other issues to address.

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CATPUKE

We're sure a lot of people were requesting this gem of a vanity plate. It definitely could be the name of your teenage son's metal band but it can't be your license message. Also on the list: "VOMIT." Surprisingly not on the list: "DOGPUKE."

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CHURCH1

You can pray in your car; you can pray for your car, but your car will never be a church. The state just wants to remind you of that. And no matter what, your car won't become tax exempt as a place of worship.

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EATJAZZ

Jazz is NOT food and the state will not stand for this kind of tomfoolery! Remember, man (or woman) cannot live on jazz alone.

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GLAZE

Make doughnuts? Love pottery? It doesn't matter! GLAZE is off limits!

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GORACING

Surprise, surprise -- the state of Michigan doesn't want you treating your vehicle like a race car. Pretty much any letter configuration that alludes to racing or speeding is completely off limits. Others banned examples:

ISPEED

RACEYA

RACIN

SPEEDER

SPEEEDY





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HANNITY

We're not exactly sure what the state has against a license plate containing a shout-out to FOX News host Sean Hannity. Are they worried about identity theft? Official notice: Don't pretend to be TV and radio personality Sean Hannity.

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I8TOKYO

You can't just go around eating entire cities. Who do you think you are? Godzilla? If you are Godzilla, you wouldn't be able to fit inside a street-legal vehicle. Plus, I'm pretty sure the Secretary of State would never issue Godzilla a driver's license.

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IH8GOLF

Everyone has a bad game now and again but it doesn't mean you need to run out and declare to the world that golf is the worst. In fact, the state won't let you use your car as the vehicle for your golf hatred. Just avoid saying you hate (or "h8") anything on your license plate. Spoiler alert: It will be rejected.

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JOKER1

If you're listening to "The Joker" by The Steve Miller Band on a continuous loop in your car, well, no one is going to want to ride anywhere with you. But also, you can listen to the song all day but it can't change the fact that "JOKER1" is off limits for your license plate. We also understand you might be requesting it as a tribute to Heath Ledger, but that won't help your case. Vanity plate status: REJECTED! RIP Heath.

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JUGGALO

You can strategically place all the hatchet man stickers you want across your car's bumper, but they will never be accompanied by a plate that reveals your devoted status as a juggalo. Even the members of the Insane Clown Posse themselves couldn't get the state to issue this plate.

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KICKASP

The state of Michigan seriously discourages the kicking of any and all snakes. Some are rare or even endangered and they are all important members of our Michigan ecosystem. Do not kick the snakes. Leave them be.

Related: The 17 snakes you might meet in Michigan

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KLRTOFU

Remember the Nickelodeon cartoon "Doug"? Remember the fictional cartoon band created for the show, The Beets? "Killer Tofu" was their hit song. I'm sorry 90s kids, but you can't use the song as the inspiration for your vanity plate.

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LABWRK

You know the old saying -- what happens in the lab stays in the lab. Maybe that isn't the saying. Either way, you can't brag about your scientific pursuits on the back of your vehicle.

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LOVESHK

Maybe Michigan officials have been to too many bad karaoke bars and heard too many versions of this B-52s hit. Your car is not a love shack, it shouldn't have a tin roof and said roof shouldn't be rusted. In another B-52s tribute, you could try for "RCKLBSTR."

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MANURE

If you own a farm, you absolutely love this stuff. It really is a necessary commodity in Michigan, since we have so many farms growing so many delicious forms of produce. Apparently, though, you should keep the manure talk in the fields.

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MRSUN

In an attempt to save the sanity of every parent who has been subjected to endless hours of "Barney" reruns, the state has banned any mention if Mister Sun. So, take that, Mister Sun! Don't shine down on me! We DON'T want to play with you!

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MUFASA

To express your love for the 1994 Disney animated film "The Lion King," focus on Simba, Nala or even Rafiki. Just don't try to honor former king Mufasa on your vehicle's plate.

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MY6PACK

You've been up in the gym just working on your fitness. It really took a lot of work to get that six pack and you should be proud. You just can't be proud via your vanity plate. While we don't think the state has anything against your rock-hard abs, there is a strict rule banning all alcohol references. It's a little silly, since you probably didn't get that six pack by drinking a lot of six packs.

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NOOBS

If you feel like insulting someone in this way, you'll have to stick to World of Warcraft or Xbox Live. You have to admit this plate would be kind of funny on a student driver teaching vehicle.

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OHIOSUX

We are sure many have tried but non have succeeded. We know you don't like Ohio, whether it is about sports rivalry, simple state rivalry or the fact that it is SO BORING to drive through on your way south. No matter your reason, you just can't have this sentiment slapped on your license plate. If you really need to slam our neighbors to the south, you could try "NOOHIO" or "BOOOHIO," since those aren't on the banned list. Just remember, the state can reject any plate at any time.

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PENNE

Pasta enthusiasts, your love for a plate of penne isn't an acceptable topic for your Michigan license plate. However, "PASTA," PASTAS" and "RAVIOLI" are all absent from the unacceptable list so announcing your love for the starch is possible if no one has claimed those carb-loaded license plates yet.

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PIEHOLE

Oh, just shut your pie hole about how you can't use "PIEHOLE" as your vanity place. Then go fill your pie hole at these places. Trust us, it's delicious.

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PNOCHIO

We can't lie, we don't know who would want a "Pinocchio"-themed license plate. Even if you wish upon a star, the state won't allow this one. Perhaps you can go with a "Bambi"-themed plate or kick it new school with a sweet "Moana" plate. Those are both better than "Pinocchio" anyway.

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PRQUEEN

You got a new job in public relations and you are just killin' it. You can't imagine there is anyone as good at pr as you are. Really, you feel like royalty. You are the PRQUEEN! Unfortunately, you never will be, as far as your license plate is concerned. Perhaps you can use your pr skills to convince the computer that generated this list to change its decision.

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PSY

You remember that "Gangnam Style" song. It was everywhere after its release in 2012. If someone is still obsessed with that song and its creator, they will have to find another way to honor Korean pop star PSY. Maybe the state is just mad that they can't do the dance.

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PUCKNUT

You've played hockey since you were old enough to walk and grab a stick. You spend your savings each year on Red Wings season tickets. You live and breathe hockey. Even though you may describe yourself as a "puck nut," you can't tell the world via your vehicle. You'll have to find a different message that displays your love of hockey, but you also have to avoid messages like "BIGPUCK" and "PUCKMOM."

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PUFFINS

Look at those chubby little birds with the bright orange beaks. Aren't they just so cute? I am going to decorate my house with puffin artwork and get a puffin sweater to wear every day and it's going to be puffins, puffins, puffins all the time. Then I'll go to the Secretary of State and get a license plate that says "PUFFINS" so everyone knows just how much I love puffins. Oh wait. What? It's on the banned list? NOOOOOOOO!

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PUNKFAN

Maybe the state thinks Rancid fans should stay home and glue their mohawks. Maybe they think punk is dead. Maybe they think punk fans should be fighting the man and therefore not buying a vehicle to register with the state or "the man." Keep in mind, my mohawk-clad friends, "PUNK" and "SKAPUNK" are also barred.

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PUPLUV

No matter how much you love that pup of yours, you can't choose this plate. But do something nice for that pupper to make him or her feel better about the absence of plate love (or luv). Side note: As we discussed above, you can apparently try for a "DOGPUKE" license plate.

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RATS

The old-timey exclamation "Rats!" is a great way to express frustration without swearing or making anyone uncomfortable, except for the state of Michigan, apparently. They refuse to let you discuss the animal or use the cry of "Rats!"

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REEFS

The coral reefs are in danger. Maybe that's why the state doesn't want to add insult to injury if someone crashes into the back of the vehicle proudly displaying the "REEFS" plate. What a beautiful heart you have for the environment, Michigan.

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SMELLU

We are trying to imagine the road rage fight that occurs when someone sees the plate that reads, "SMELLU." "GO SMELL YOURSELF" the angry aggressor might yell. Who knew our noses could get us in such trouble. Thanks for protecting us, Michigan.

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THEFUNK

It's a good thing George Clinton isn't a Michigander because he would surely need this personalized plate. Unfortunately, it's just too funky for the state of Michigan. Somehow, though, "FUNKY" isn't too funky.

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YAMS

Thanksgiving can be a time for family arguments and drunken stupors. Apparently that is the experience of the computer that banned "YAMS" from the license plate list. Those yams just bring up bad memories.

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4AMY

Your license plate isn't for Amy! It isn't even for you! It is property of the state. Sorry, Amy Sherman. We still love you!

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