​Imagine: a world where everything is perfect. There's no fighting, no war, no poverty, and every player in the MLB is Bartolo Colon.





While we unfortunately will probably never see most of these things, we can get an inside look at one of them thanks to the incredible work by the guys over at ​Amazin' Avenue. They took the time to simulate an entire season of MLB: The Show, with every player as Bartolo Colon.

The results? Horrifying.





From a pitching standpoint, things were incredible. The Cy Young Award winners were, you guessed it, Bartolo Colon: one with the Reds with a 0.17 ERA, 304 strikeouts and zero walks, and the other with the Angels with a 0.23 ERA and 298 strikeouts. Both also won MVP.





There were 2,069 shutouts thrown in the possible 2,430 games. Oh, and there was only ONE WALK THE ENTIRE SEASON.





The hitting stats were the truly terrifying numbers, and to start it off, here's a picture of Bartolo Colon holding his Home Run Derby Trophy, because nothing is sacred.

In case you were wondering, there were 18 total home runs hit in that Derby. Giancarlo Stanton did that in like six seconds.





The AL batting crown went to a nice Bartolo in Boston with a glorious .204 average, while the NL went to a Braves Bartolo with a .195 average. The Red Sox' Colon also led the league in slugging percentage (.235), home runs (5) and RBI (28). There was not a single stolen base attempt.





In the end, the Colon Cardinals took home the World Series title, and the gentleman's PS4 immediately exploded from awesomeness upon the completion of this season.

For more from this author, follow him on Twitter @nickbrown3204 or like his Facebook Page

For our best sports content and jokes, follow @12up on Twitter.

And for everything you missed, swing by our Facebook page!