We all claim to love our Porsches. Some might go so far to say they would marry their Porsches. Maybe some of us caress and lather our cars with affection…to ready them for concours competition. It’s not hard to get carried away when watching all the car porn available today.

But one wayward Porsche lover has taken it to an extreme…making…er… love to a Boxster.

Questions arise: what was it about the Porsche? Was it the Grand Prix Weiß paint? Was it the black soft-top? The combo? And why not a Cayman? Or a 991? A GTS? Or a GT3RS? Was it the svelte size? The potential for an open top? Or its nimble road abilities?

For those who are more politically aware of plus sizes: why not a Cayenne, a Macan, or a Panamera? Maybe he’s not “family” minded…

Kidding aside, we don’t advise this kind of involvement with your own Porsche…well at least not in public.