Ah, remember the good old days when Americans didn’t have to worry about so many wrong address home invasions by the cops who used to protect them or being tased when you have a broken back , border guards (Canadian now, US soon?) weren’t doing the dirty work of private companies in confiscating MP3 players that might have downloaded music on them, we didn’t send prisoners to other countries to be tortured , the government wasn’t eavesdropping on every phone conversation and email sent, we didn’t have Vice Presidents forging documents to help start a war, and so on and so on? Good times, good times…

Just think. There are children being born and growing up who will never know the horror of having to live with all those nasty freedoms we oldsters once had. They’ll actually wonder why we considered Soviet life oppressive!