The purpose of this petition is to bring back the amazing Mango Orange Passion Fruit Rockstar Pure Zero flavor.

My name is Spencer Pewitt and this is my story.

In the spring of 2019 I stopped by a liquor store with one of my friends so he could grab a pack of cigarettes. While in the store, he offered to buy me an energy drink and little did I know, what was in that can would change my life. The drink was way at the bottom of the fridge, unnoticeable to the naked eye. My friend reached down to grab the last one and as he lifted the can for me to read he said: “I bestow upon you the eldritch zero calorie mango orange passion fruit Rockstar”. I gazed upon its infinite beauty for what seemed like hours. The black and white detailed body of the can, the way that the flavor name was shaped with the rest of the label. It all mystified me but one detail stood out in particular. The pure orange top to the can where any other would be bare aluminum. My crippling cone dystrophy and achromatopsia washed away when I looked at it. Like magic, I could see the color clear as day.

It was at that moment that I realized he was offering for me to take it. I had been so enticed by the can that I hadn’t noticed him beckoning for me to hold it. As the cold metal cylinder was placed into my hands, I felt an uncontrollable wave of joy and relief that seemed to travel from my fingertips to the rest of my body instantaneously. When we were rung up at the register, the man working the store seemed to be oblivious of the true value of the item he had just discarded for 2.50 USD.

After I sat down in my friend’s car, he prompted me to crack open the can. The raw power that escaped from that orange topped miracle was enough to strike fear and intrigue into anyone who witnessed it. Before taking a sip, I sat and wondered if I would like the taste of it. “Could an energy drink that was discontinued years ago be all that good?” It was a stupid question but at the time it was reasonable to ask. I lifted the can to my lips and tilted it back, letting the cool, lightly carbonated liquid flow into my mouth.

The initial flavor was all orange, like a monster ultra sunrise on crack. My split second thoughts were that “I don’t like orange, I’m not going to enjoy this.” But then... the front end of the flavor was obliterated by the flavorful yet light passion fruit taste that I was expecting originally. When I thought it was over and that I was content with the balanced flavor, I noticed the sneaky mango aftertaste that left a certain fruity sweetness that tied the whole thing together perfectly. It was at this moment, after everything, I knew this orange-topped beauty was more than any energy drink could ever be.

Sip after sip, I didn’t realize how fast I was draining the can until the last few drops dropped into my mouth. I sat there in my house after the Rockstar-filled blur that the drive home was, and the shock of what had just happened finally kicked in.

As I lay there on my floor, I wondered if I would ever be able to taste it again. The kick, the crisp refreshing flavor, the sweetness, and the overwhelming beauty of it all.

This is why I ask you all to please sign this petition. Not just for me, and not just for like-minded people who loved this drink, but for all who have never been able to experience it. For the perfection of Mango Orange Passion Fruit Rockstar Pure Zero should be widely known and enjoyed by everyone.

Thank You