#768409 +( 3702 )- [X] <Scotty> Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.

<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.

<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.

<Scotty> And she scanned them.

<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.

<Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."

<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.

<Scotty> Oh my fucking God

<Scotty> Until the day I die

<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.

<DanT> haha

<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.