So, after a LOOONG and painful process with the USPS marking my actual snack exchange package... this kind reddit user instead sent me an e-gift card to Best Buy. I'd get into detail, but it'd take all day long.

The reddit user was happy to still send me something and we both agreed it'd be a waste for them to send another expensive snack gift to me.

So thank you to whatever your Reddit username is (Jessica is her name, edited out her name for privacy reasons)