Stealing Shit 101: don’t leave behind any trace of your identity.

A Sydney thief learned this the hard way when their ambitious attempt to steal A

SINGLE BOTTLE OF WINE from the Marlborough Hotel in Newtown was

self-sabotaged when they accidentally left their Good Behaviour Bond at

the crime scene.

The pub shared the blunder on Facebook saying: “Morning all, we wouldn’t normally post

something like this BUT IT’S TOO GOOD! A word of advice, when you steal

a bottle of wine from our bottleshop, DON’T DROP YOUR GOOD BEHAVIOUR

BOND PAPERS ON THE FLOOR!”

The appropriate authorities/parole officers/fail blogs have been notified.

