The time has come for those Americans who felt the world was ending to breathe a sigh of relief. Last night President Trump addressed congress and the nation. He did so with an atypically calm and soothing demeanor that shocked viewers and lead the nation to finally rest easy.

"I always figured he was being bombastic to get into office, then he'd tone it down once he got there," said Trump supporter Wendell Willard of Hartland Wisconsin. "For a second there, I thought I might be wrong, but last night he did me proud. Guess I can take my vacation as planned."

Trump's shocking turn as an even-handed, almost presidential President blindsided his skeptics, most of whom now feel his tenure in office could be a positive turn for the United States as a whole.

"He acted like a president should. Not 100% certain what he's been doing before now, or why he changed it up, but I personally feel like he may actually be able to turn this place around now," said Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, in an unprecedented show of support.