



Last night I slept very hungry and had a dream.





In my dream, I came across a loaf of bread and he started eating.





After eating the bread, I saw coconut and decided to consume that too but there was no knife available.





So I decided to use my teeth to dehusk the coconut.





Unconsciously, he received two strong slaps from my elder brother who was sleeping next to me.





And he screamed ‘‘You just finished eating your pillow and now u want to chew my head’’.





CONTINUE LAUGHING

1. Nobody has better eyesight than a cheating married man coming out of a hotel with his girlfriend. He can even see tomorrow.





2. I'm still waiting for the day I will enter a plane and when we get into the skies, I will escape through the backdoor to Heaven.





3. Welcome to my village whereby if you take a bath in the afternoon you would get someone to ask you where you're going.





4. I asked a girl today when will be the happiest day on her life and she said on her wedding day. Meanwhile, she has 3 kids with different men already. At that moment I realized dreams never die.





5. It's better to pray in your local dialect than in someones. Last night, while praying in the church, can you believe I heard this guy praying next to me saying "I forgive you, Lord."





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