Dot. Book Cover

In what can only be interpreted as a highly uncomfortable familial move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s sister is publishing a children’s book telling kids to put down their smartphones and tablets and sign off social media.

Randi, Randi, Randi.

The book, which goes on sale November 5th, is about a “spunky little girl” named Dot who “knows how to tap, to swipe and to share, and pays little attention to anything else…” Randi’s illustrated adventure teaches kids how much richer life is “when you look up from the screen.”

Parents can also buy their kids a plush Dot doll that comes with a stuffed tablet, the perfect projectile to toss at your parents when they refuse to look up from their own real tablets.