A Turkish man living in Germany has fled to the local police for protection from his wife’s insatiable libido.

For the past four years he’s been sleeping on the couch to hide from his wife (also the mother of their two children). After 18 years of marriage, all he really wants is a good night’s sleep. He’s also decided to get a divorce.

The police report:

He is anxious to arrive at work well rested. At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties.

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