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All Dogs Go to Heaven - Religious Sign Debate - Funny

Notoriously Conservative ^ | 06 13 09 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on by Notoriously Conservative

I got this in an e-mail the other day.

This is literally a 'church signs' debate, being played out in a Southern US town, between Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church, and Cumberland Presbyterian, a fundamentalist church. From top to bottom shows you the response and counter-response over time.





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Humor

Religion

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funny

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religion

http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/06/all-dogs-go-to-heaven-religious-sign.html



To: Notoriously Conservative

That last one is Hilarious!!!



To: Notoriously Conservative

Not real signs; made with a “church sign” generator. This has popped up before...



To: Safrguns

I read this quote the other day...something like, “I don’t know if dogs go to heaven or not, but I want to go where they go.”



To: Notoriously Conservative

Amazing how the same camera angle and lighting appears in all shots...



by 5 posted onby kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)

To: raccoonradio

killjoy



To: Mercat

What wonderful nonsense. There are no winner or losers, just plain good fun.



To: Notoriously Conservative

This bitch is going to hell.



by 8 posted onby DogBarkTree (Support The American Tea Party)

To: Notoriously Conservative

It’s fiction! Nothing is true about this. Get over it.



To: Jeffrey_D.

Americans dream about going to dog heaven when they die, and muslims dream about 72 virgins. I just don’t know what to think about that. What about the animals we slaughter and eat? are we going to see them in heaven too? Does a muslim dog get 72 virgins when it dies? What about pigs? jews and muslims both think they are unclean.



by 10 posted onby mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))

To: Notoriously Conservative

“All rocks go to heaven...and even some rock-heads”.



by 11 posted onby ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)

To: Mercat

sorry to spoil the fun :)



To: Notoriously Conservative

Whoever went hog wild with the online church sign generator not only couldn’t spell, but was also unfamiliar with descriptions of Heaven, and also with John Calvin’s writings on the Restoration. It’s a Protestant view, based upon Romans 8:19-24 foremost among several Biblical passages, that animals are rewarded for their suffering. It’s the Catholic church that flatly denies anything outside of this existence to anyone but men and women who have accepted salvation. As I’ve pointed out myself, there are animals ... and rocks for that matter, in Heaven. What are gemstones? Rocks. It’s there, plain as day, in the Bible. Why people continue to debate the matter is peculiar.



To: Notoriously Conservative

That was hilarious.



To: Notoriously Conservative; ntnychik; devolve; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP

Old thread, hilarious signs. Gave me the first laugh in days. Enjoy.



To: mamelukesabre

"Americans dream about going to dog heaven when they die, and muslims dream about 72 virgins. I just dont know what to think about that. What about the animals we slaughter and eat? are we going to see them in heaven too? Does a muslim dog get 72 virgins when it dies? What about pigs? jews and muslims both think they are unclean." How about we worrying about getting to Heaven and figuring out the rest when we get there. It's not like Fifi whose been dead for 20 years, is going to pitch a fit because you didn't bring her a rawhide when you show up!



To: potlatch

. Tex will expect an eternal supply of Purina Hunter-Mix when I show up . Butt-Weight - there’s more! Tex will be expecting a bevy of lady dawgs too



by 17 posted onby devolve (- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Maybe a little blow? - - - - - -)

To: potlatch

True or not, I loved it! Thanks!



To: Notoriously Conservative

btt



by 19 posted onby Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))

To: Jeffrey_D.

I still like the thing they came up with for the episode of “Little House on the Prairie” where the character played by Johnny Cash was pretending to be a pastor but stealing the town blind. He was called to talk to the little girl whose pup had died, and he told her that God had everything good and wonderful in heaven so dogs must be there too. Or something like that. Anyway, it’s one of those kleenex scenes.



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