Lex™: PC master race is neat.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: No, it's not

Lex™: It's

Lex™: not circlejerky

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: It's full of manchildren that have no idea how programming works.

Lex™: has a point

Lex™: This is HARDWARE

Lex™: not software

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Or hardware.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They don't know shit about either, and act like they do.

Lex™: Define

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Like how they cried about Fallout 4 not looking like some super HD gritty real life simulator.

Lex™: No, that's the peasentry side of the race

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They have no idea how much processing power goes into that volumetric lighting, and how optimized it has to be not to bog down their rig.

Lex™: That's the pessismist side, and they appear way too much.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They're all peasants to me. I actually program graphics.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: And I love consoles.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: For reasons obscure to all these children with their shiny toys.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They don't know the advantages, they're blind to them, because they're just end users.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: With superiority issues.

Lex™: "You are not a peasent because you own a console"

Lex™: You know

Lex™: I don't defend the subreddit

Lex™: But look at the guide.

Lex™: http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/wiki/guide

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: What a bunch of crock.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: LOL

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They think gaming is about the power of the machine.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They got a lot to learn before they start making demands from devs.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They don't know how nice it is to know your EXACT hardware profile and not have to auto-adjust for every config under the sun.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They don't know how nice it is to build cheap, affordable, dedicated gaming machines.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: And sell them to the masses, knowing your devs will never have to deal with incompatbility complaints if they do their job right.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: It's not a "one way is best"

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: It's a preferencial thing.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: And until these assholes get off their high horse, they get no respect from me.

Lex™: Pre-Builts?

Lex™: Fuck No.

Lex™: Too much buck, not enough bang.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: I'm talking about consoles.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Not pre-built gaming PCs

Lex™: You're falling under the misconception "A PC Gamer has to update his machine every half-a-second"

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: I build PCs, I know this.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Dedicated gaming machines with one hardware profile that developers can completely and fully optimize for.

Lex™: Did you read the entire guide

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: You don't have that on PC unless you have the hardware they did all their testing on.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: I don't want to, it's pretentious as fuck.

Lex™: Please do.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Why should I?

Lex™: Read the authors note and reader response.

Lex™: It's very positive.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They're just gonna say how they think they know how the industry works and get it totally wrong.

Lex™: are you sure

Lex™: This is what the note says

Lex™: [Snipped from Author's Note]

Lex™: and some responses

Lex™: [Samples from guide's Reader Respones]

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: I don't see how this will change anything?

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Appeal to popularity much?

Lex™: Did you even read this section

Lex™: [Why not to buy prebuilts]

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Hey, loook, basic shit everyone knows.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: So enlightening.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: These people aren't talking about console gaming. They're talking about the Xbox.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: That's all.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Look at Nintendo.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They kick ass.

Lex™: We have respect for the Wii U, but not the Xboner and the Ponyslaystation

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Sony is pretty good.

Lex™: I only use mine for Littlebigplanet.

Lex™: Littlebigplanet*

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: I don't see what they did wrong, aside from people hacking them once or twice.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: PC supremacists are annoying.

Lex™: "This is not a satirical or circlejerk subreddit. Nor did it start as one. This is a normal subreddit with tongue-in-cheek and satirical humor elements."

Lex™: We're not even supremacists.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Which makes it even worse.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Lel

Lex™: I would link you to /r/consolemasterrace and say it's for you, but I'm not an asshole

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: All this talk like consoles are evil, LOL

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: I'm not interested in that place either.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: They're just as bad.

Lex™: It's a joke subreddit

Lex™: Let's avoid a larger argument and go to /r/Fallout/.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Oh, well, whatevs.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: PC gamers shit their pants when they don't get a solid 60 FPS

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: It's hilarious.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: "Dur hurr what the fuck why does this game not run perfectly on my specific hardware I want a refund"

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Before they even get a chance to fully update it.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: I don't see what Sony did wrong.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Microsoft, they're greedy.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Sony, they're not assholes like MS

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Why do you hate them?

Lex™: I don't.

Lex™: Sony is Fine.

Lex™: The oblivious people that DEFEND consoles as the surperior are the problem, not the people PLAYING them.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Anyone who defends either as superior is fucking stupid.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Both have a place in the market for different audiences.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: That thing you sent me was so full of loaded words and emotional appeals, and it didn't even mention PC's biggest weakness in the pros/cons section.

Lex™: which is

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: The PC Master Race thing.

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Oh, the weakness?

Alon the Spicy Pupperoni ♥: Rampant incompatibility.