1.a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.2.someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.3.anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth4.a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor5.someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not