The stat tracking software used by the NBA has standard stock phrases for events in the game. Here's how the official description of this reads in the play-by-play:

3:48 JaVale McGee bad pass (Jason Kidd steal)

That's really not as descriptive as it could be. "Terrible pass," maybe. "Inexcusable," "Horrendous," or "Hilariously awful," perhaps.


Or maybe JaVale's earned his own category of play. Here, we'll correct it.