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Isn't there something in the syllabus at GOP candidate school that tells them to avoid shots like these?

This picture of Michele Bachmann (and this one) is just unfortunate:

(Daniel Acker/Reuters)

(Daniel Acker/Reuters)

(Romney campaign)

Then there's, who is totally butch!Most of the rest of the field refused to be caught on film doing, um, the thing it is that the Bachmanns are doing.just walked around with a half-eaten corn dog:That was pretty smart—pretend to eat that thing, but not actually ingest that monstrosity in public. It's nice to have servants do his dirty work. Reporters apparently fell asleep beforeswallowed his, and really, I'd shoot myself if I came across a photo ofperforming fellatio on a corn dog.

But Rick Perry? He's not going to let Bachmann upstage him!

He wins.

And yes, in case you suddenly started wondering—there are long-running persistent rumors that Rick Perry is gay.

(Via)