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Depending on your tolerance level, long-lasting batteries might not be the best thing for your family.

Speaking of high-drain devices, too bad my kids don't run on batteries. You think having to deal with multiple obnoxiously loud musical electronic toys with blinding flashing lights at once for hours and days on end is tough. Try putting up with this once the batteries FINALLY die:

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Seriously. You think you're finally gonna get some relief and then that. I'm not sure which is more annoying. It's pretty close. But the "good" news is, just when you think you're about to snap, you're all OH HEY LOOK I bought the 72 pack. Now take these batteries and your toys and go play outside. Preferably at the neighbor's house. Or in some deep, wooded area far far away. Mommy will be in her room with her bottle of Xanax.

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