Dear Secret Santa,

You are AWESOME! I didn't expressly say that I wanted bubble wrap, but damn you and your clever stalking skills for figuring it out and making this the happiest Tuesday this week! TWO DIFFERENT SIZED bubble wrap sheets!

My Santa also published some of my Rambles from the year using Shutterfly. Very very cool to flip through a hard cover book and see my random blurts and rambles from the past year with accompanying images. This is amazing, definitely not something I would've ever expected. I shall now add "published author" to my CV.

Apparently, and I will fight this in court (my Secret Santa works in a law office, so I may lose), my Secret Santa thinks I'm their mom. I mean okay, that's fine, except that I'm a man and have no children, but part of the gift included a personalized message on the back of a Shutterfly.com card that says "Merry Christmas Mom!" So, son/daughter, I'm proud of you for being you and thank you for sending your dear old mom this amazing gift package for Christmas.