MEGAN: Come on, we've got to find great Halloween costumes this year.

AMANDA: What about sexy nurses?



MEGAN: No, I refuse to be sexy this year. Look, they even sell sexy Elmo costumes! I've had it. Surely as women we have more self value than to once a year strip down to our underwear and call it a costume. I want something that makes a statement.



VICTORIA: What if we go as a binder of women?

AMANDA: It even comes with sparkly bikinis for us to wear!



