You have great explosions. Your helpful with enemies, you save ammo. You save lives while taking them.

Your easy to implement. I mean easy in a good way. Plus who doesn't love play testing with you.

I just can't stand to be around you and watch you tear yourself apart. I hate seeing you jealous of rockets, grenades and even health packs. I mean really, everyone loves health packs.

It's gotten old, we don't even interact anymore, all you do is explode. It seems like you're not only in shooter games anymore but in every genre. You. Always being perfectly positioned beside enemies just seems needy. Sometimes I want to shoot things in the head, not just explode you beside enemies.

But this is the last straw: when I walk into a new area in a game and see you standing beside all the places of cover. You give it away that a battle is about to happen and what a surprise when the enemies come running out to take cover right beside you. It's like I don't even want to shoot you anymore.

You say you’ll change but your always the same.