Maher says the GOP candidate would bring 'every right-wing nut he’s pandered to.' Maher: Mitt would be a freakshow

In a comedic plea to voters Friday, Bill Maher urged his viewers to remember that “getting into bed” with Mitt Romney also means bringing in “every right-wing nut” he’s pandered to over the last four years.

“When I talk about getting into bed with Mitt Romney, obviously I don’t mean literally,” Maher said on HBO’s “Real Time.” “No, what I’m trying to do is make an analogy to that old public service announcement how when you go to bed with one person, you’re not just going to bed with him, you’re — well it’s like that with Mitt. When you elect Mitt, you’re not just electing him, you’re electing every right-wing nut he’s pandered to in the last four years.”


Maher continued: “Now I understand having issues with Obama, but stop to think with all the crap we haven’t had to deal with in the last four years. Anybody remember Terri Schiavo? Obama isn’t perfect, but he never turned the entire federal government into a Jesus freak episode of ‘House,’ and he doesn’t have an attorney general like John Ashcroft who covered up a statue at the Justice Department because it was showing too much tit — like it was Janet Jackson. I’m just saying, last four years — no crises about boobies.”

He added: “A new Republican administration would be an open for business sign to all the bizarre Bible-thumping bulls**t that the Obama admin has given us a break from.”