So I got my parcel notice yesterday but scumbag Canada Post said I couldn't pick it up until today. So basically the past 24hrs has been me thinking only about my gift(I had an exam last night). So today I woke up, had a shower, prepped myself for pictures with my gifts and set off to the post office. When I picked up the box it was heavy. I started being stoked in the post office. I got into the car and started taking pictures with the box and being in a state of utter bliss forgot to shut my door so the lady next to me couldn't back out of her spot. It was awkward.

I get home and yell to my grandmother that my gift has arrived, but no one is home. I then proceed to open the box with a big knife. As I open it I see Vanilla Coke(a commodity hard to find in Canada) I start flippin my shit. SOOOO STOOOKED! I then find a lovely letter from my santa :). As Icontinue opening it I find chocolate cake soap (I promise I won't eat it ;)), wasabi peas (my favorite snack), 5 vanilla cokes, some awesome kind of soda, CANDY, and a dead fox tail.

Now the dead fox tail may sound odd but my Santa did some awesome creeping and found a reddit comment stating that if I could have any animal part to aid in my job it would be a dog tail so I could paint huge brush strokes. I also have always wanted to start a taxidermy collection so this is my first piece.

My nana thinks the gifts are fantastic. Also it's absolutely CRAZY that my santa's user is Sasquatch99, sasquatch are my favorite animal! I thought maybe he had made an alt account to contact me but it's legit! AHHHHHH!

Anyways these gifts had me laughing like a maniac all by myself.