Fasten your seatbelts, folks, because the AP’s got the scoop to end all scoops.

let's call it a week eh pic.twitter.com/VFK1L5vxh4 — Justin Green (@JGreenDC) April 19, 2019

Yes. Let’s.

That can't be real. — Ja Kite (@Ja__Kite) April 19, 2019

You bet your boots it’s real:

People worship at Notre Dame de Paris? Get outta here!

Brilliant insight there. — Steve LaCombe (@TXchilinobeans) April 19, 2019

There is so much happening in this headline, I got a little dizzy. https://t.co/eY5r9jHiZ0 — Melanie (@supermod_l) April 19, 2019

It certainly is something.

Bonus points for using "mecca." — neontaster (@neontaster) April 19, 2019

Dying. I love that they use the words “tourist Mecca." https://t.co/yNoVZAns0a — J.P. Freire (@JPFreire) April 19, 2019

That was indeed an inspired touch.

Tourist mecca Mecca also revered as place of worship — Thomas Stern (@shmarxism) April 19, 2019

Wow, that's crazy… when did people start worshipping there?!

They should turn it into a church, or something. — Sean The Producer (@SeanTheProducr) April 19, 2019

Notre Dame could use a multifaith place of worship as part of their renovation/modernization. Near the rooftop bar. — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 19, 2019

Someone should really get on that. And the AP should cover it!

There aren't really the right words for how ignorant and insensitive this is. pic.twitter.com/kzWbmy6LFV — Ellen L. Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) April 19, 2019

@TheBabylonBee is gonna really have to up their game to keep up with @AP's level of satire. — The Redneck Doctor (@Rhogart) April 19, 2019