I took my clothes off.

And grapped 200 kr and the key-chip for the front door.

I walked down the stairs.

I went out into the street.

Nodded to a few people that were passing.

Went to Cantino’s that is just on the corner from where I live.

Standing in the door I waved my 200 kr note and asked if I could get a vegetarian pizza. The answer was no.

I went to the traffic light. Waited until it was green.

Walked across the street. Nodded to a few of the people in the cars waiting for me to cross the street.

A guy was shouting very loudly from behind. He said that I ‘should take on some clothes’. He was quite rude.

I politely said that I would not do what he suggested. He got more rude to the point where I had to raise my voice and say to him that he should not threaten me.

He said I have a little dick (which may or may not be true). I said to him (knowing that I could not be certain), that it was bigger than his and told him to drop his pants to find out.

He refused.

I asked him his name.

He refused to answer, and was again rude.

I walked a little further on the street.

A police car stopped by. Two polite officers asked me what I was doing.

I said to them that I was going to buy a pizza.

They asked me why I had no clothes on.

I said that I just decided not to bring it.

They said I had to be dressed in public.

I said OK.

They offered me a ride home.

I said thank you.

When following me all the way to my stairs in my hall way, they again said I had to be dressed when walking out.

I said OK.

I went inside and put on boxershort + shorts.

Brought my 200 kr note and went outside again.

Went to buy my pizza.

Got home and ate my pizza.

End of story.

Have a nice day.