The long-awaited sequel to Dumb and Dumber is set for release in November 2014, it was finally confirmed this week.

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Dumb and Dumber To will have its cinematic opening on November 14, with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels reprising their respective roles of Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.

So in anticipation, we compiled 13 of the most side-splitting moments from the Farrelly Brothers' motion picture below:

"We got no food, we got no job, our pets' heads are falling off!"

Lloyd Christmas almost loses the plot when he returns home to discover that Harry's beloved parakeet Petee has been beheaded. After lamenting their lack of money, food and a pet with a head, he later Sellotapes Petee's head back on before casually flogging it to young blind Billy.

While sitting in a heart-shaped tub in a honeymoon motel en route to Aspen, Harry says to Lloyd: "I don't know Lloyd. These places always seem to bring back a lot of bad memories."

A concerned Lloyd inquires: "What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?" To which Harry deadpans: "No, it was a girl." We did laugh.

"Don't you go dying on me!"

After dropping his wallet inside a magazine box purchasing the latest edition of 'Slut', Lloyd asks an infirm, elderly woman to keep an eye on his shopping.

Lloyd unintentionally patronises the lady on a motorised scooter by announcing: "Senior citizens, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, can provide a service. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!" And then she robs him.

"Goodbye my love!"

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Lloyd attempts to play it cool as he watches Mary Swanson walk through the airport and board her plane, declaring "Goodbye my love" in sing-song before driving into the back of another car and setting off his giant airbag.



Bad cop

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"Pull over!" the policeman demands to the hapless Lloyd and Harry, after suspecting that the pair have been drinking. "It's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!" replies Harry.

The cop pulls them over and spots the empty bottles of what was once beer but has since been replaced with Lloyd's urine after relieving himself in each one. He takes a big swig before doing, er, that...

"Saddle up, partner!"

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After picking up baddie Joe Mentalino, Lloyd turns and asks him: "Hey, do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Cue Lloyd creating one of the most annoying sounds in the world, which turns out to be a little bit like a gargling cockerel.

It's then followed by a performance of one of the most annoying, albeit catchy, songs in the world.

The scooter

When Lloyd trades their dog van for a tiny child's scooter, Harry claps eyes on their new miniature ride and exclaims: "Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this... And totally redeem yourself!"

"Oh look, frost!"

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While on a ski lift with Mary Swanson, Harry does what we've all been tempted to do, and touches the metal sides with his tongue - which, of course, gets stuck.

It's happened to the best of us.

"Look at the funbags on that..."

"All we gotta do is show a little class and a little sophistication and we're in like a dirty shirt," Lloyd advises Harry as they arrive at the charity gala for the preservation of the endangered Icelandic snow owl in Aspen.

"Don't worry, we can show class and sophistica - oh, would you look at the funbags on that ole horsehound," Harry notes.

"I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti," Lloyd adds.

"Nice hooters"

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The Icelandic snow owl - described as a "magnificent specimen which constitutes one seventh of the snow owl population left on the planet" - carks it - an untimely death by the cork that Lloyd pops out of his bottle of champagne.

Turbo Lax

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Jealous that Harry is meeting up with Mary Swanson, Lloyd decides to get his own back by spiking his drink with half a bottle of Turbo Lax. Which does exactly what it says on the bottle. Lloyd muses: "For a regular guy, to help stay regular."

Harry reaches Swanson's house and dashes into the bathroom with barely seconds to spare.

It's the tiny squeak at the end that really makes it.



Passing wind and playing with fire

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We definitely didn't try this at home after watching it...

"Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"

Lloyd over-rehearses his admission of undying love for Mary Swanson ("I feel like a schoolboy again, a schoolboy who wants to make sweet, sweet love to you") but unfortunately the words: "Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy" come tumbling out when he confronts her instead.

He then attempts to turn it around by asking Swanson what the chances are of them getting together, to which she says, as diplomatically as possible: "One out of a million."

An elated Lloyd replies: "So you're telling me there's a chance?! YEAH!"



We should probably also mention the final scene:

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