My Thoughts on NA Academy/OneTricks High elo (NSFW FLAME)

A lot of you said I was being too nice and sugar coating things with the lcs/streamers post, but I was just being honest. Most of them are my friends and are actually good at the game and good people(SHOCKER!) Then again, a lot of lcs players don’t play enough soloQ for me to have a lot to say about them/flame. But these players, specifically some of the one tricks are just really special



ONE TRICKS:

Scrandor(blitzcrank): not horrible at blitz but I think he has mental issues.. literally ran it down one of my games and goes “Sorry just got news my friends dog died” or something like that and was talking about how unfocused he was and how he couldn’t play. I mean I understood and didn’t flame him..he then decides to fucking requeue and get in my game again and do the same thing for two more games.. what the fuck loool



KatEvolve(Kat): actually 1v9 katarina player but hes branching out on other champs like zoe and irelia and its making me cringe harder than watching IWD try to be positive.. like stop please just lock in kat and give me lp



BsololaneB(shaco): This guy is really confusing, has inted me so much in the past and then stopped and became my friend. Would watch out if hes not on shaco he'll either smurf or int you so hard you'll contemplate submitting a ticket



ChaseShaco(shaco): not too much to say about him, 1v9s some games as shaco and isn't toxic to me at least



Scrubnoob(rengar): I think there might actually be something wrong with him irl, I swear 2 years ago or so he was actually nice as Fuck and never inted (at least my games). Then one day I see clips of him physically threatening people and I’m like wtf actually happened to him..



Real Danijrm(master yi): I’m not saying all LAN challenger transfer players are bad (k that’s just untrue they are) but this guy does not help their case.. imagine taking an 8 month break from the game to come back and see this guy instalocking yi jungle with tp smite.. I didn’t ever have a problem with him until someone banned master yi and he locked Kayle jungle instead of dodging and ran it down. I open his stream after game and he opens a folder of clips he has of himself killing me as late game master yi.. so cringe and bad I ban yi every time I see him in my select and lock in ap rammus top



Romanium(renekton): the only person who’s above d5 that will be 0-6 and still first item buy a Tiamat with no pots or boots first item and run to lane and die again



Damir(Khazix) give him 1-2 kills early game he will 1v5, but some games he just solo invades, dies, blames laners for not helping(doesn’t know how to lane so doesn’t understand lane matchups early) and then afk farms and ints. But no joke he will 1v9 games that are unwinnable if he’s ahead



ADNanniesPref: Challenger girl sona otp, will int randomly, proceed games with caution



Kurumx(Fizz): I cant imagine queueing up as a fizz otp and missing 90% of my Ults that day and then go to sleep, wake up, and do it again



Soulmario: wow a Kled one trick that suddenly becomes high challenger 🤔 I have nothing against the guy, he never types, but Jesus Christ riot fix his unbeatable lane phase



Consensual Clown: Probably NA's best support talent, just has to stop randomly being a psychopath and getting his accounts banned. I will never forget watching his stream years ago and watching him spam ping someone for 40 minutes straight (this was before you could mute pings and they were loud as FUCK).



Keegun: made me hate pantheon as a champion now for over 2 years, i literally feel my blood pressure rising when I see that champ locked in now because of him.. it’s so hard to compliment him because his champ requires 4 brain cells to play, one for each ability, but he is good at map knowledge and using his Ult right



Forestwithin(kindred):this man abuses kindred and just when you ban it out and think it can’t get any worse he goes full ad electrocute poppy....???????????????????.. it’s actually op



Foggedftw(tryndamere): I thought playing vs this guy and tryndamere in general was unfun already but then riot decides to buff tryndamere E and make it basically kassadin lvl16 rift walk xD..and then ap tryndamere becomes a thing...he actually might be praying at a church, mosque, shrine and sucking riot tryndameres dick before games start to get the crits he gets lvl 2 to first blood cheese you



ALL talon one tricks: not even gonna fatigue my fingers typing out a post for every one of you retards(there’s like 50 in master+) you’re all the same, you’re all bad and will drop to low master/high diamond when one riot balance team member gets his ass hole violated by a silver talon in a normal game/aram(no one can convince me these idiots play ranked). All of you fill ADC with Jhin for some reason. Jhin can’t hop walls and go stealth so just dodge if you’re not on talon PLEASE



Prototype: you either get 10-0 proto or 0-10 proto But one thing that’s constant is he’s duoing with someone playing lulu or Janna and he’s flaming you



Moriarty: not really a one trick, but you should dodge if he’s not on TF. Idk he’s just a player that appears on my team and makes me let out a deep sigh because of how unimpressive he is



Shajae(bard): actually good at bard, has clapped me from time to time. Instantly go next when he tries not to bard, sometimes he’ll trick you and make you think he’s not a otp but he is trust



Lesu(khazix): the guy farms for late game just like bmxspecks, please let me side track and say bmxspecks you suck major fucking balls, please go play FarmVille instead of league. We are in season 8 not season 6 you have to gank you fucking idiot, literally 4 players EVERY GAME tell you to gank more for YEARS now.. how has this not sunk in yet what the fuck



Sunset: only Evelynn one trick who can make eve look balanced some games right now, it’s actually unreal how bad he is at a champ that he’s played SO much And that’s op. Please go practice in normal games

^sike, Zuardian, also shit tier eve otp



ACADEMY:

Team liquid Academy:

Viper: listen we’re boys so I’ll go easy, but you can’t just play riven in my game, int, and say ‘shit mb bros this ones on me I’m rusty’ and I check your match history and you have 20 past riven games

Insanity: David I’m ngl you went from being the shitter who creates random ass builds on random champions to chad mid Laner real quick

Hard: hard is like the Hai of jungle, no crazy mechanics but just knows how to jg and be where he has to be to win. We don’t play too much tho he could be mechanical smurf

Shoryu: you’re not slick dming me while i was writing this helping me out with one tricks i might have forgotten. Ill never forget when you made pre-nerf kaisa look balanced in my game and we lost while i was 15+ kill irelia

Joey: not on janna OMEGALUL



Echo fox Academy:

Nintendudex: You're sitting here telling me a washed jungler is a top laner for an academy team? proves academy is just a popularity contest jfc lol

Spica: THROWANOTHERROCKTHROWANOTHERROCK you taliyah abusing fuck...jk tho spica is actually future of NA jg right next to blaberfish

Yusui: idk soloq ign, haven't seen him around

Cake: If this guys ego became a nuclear bomb our earth would be incinerated right now. Jfc... play in lcs and play GOOD and then have the ego you currently have. at least get rank 1 without duo abusing too..humble yourself

Mabrey: idk who the fuck this is lol..must be name change??



TSM Academy:

PieCakeLord: Actually a pretty nutty player, has improved a lot

Mikeyeung: boo did already

ABlazeolive: impresses me, thought he only played control mages but hes branching out and picking up other champs fast, chill dude as well

MrRallez: no idea

Shady: I hover akali in champ select and he still bans it even tho I'm fp over multiple occasions because hes a bm piece of shit. I should just ban morgana, his only champ he can play at a lowmaster tier level. Everything else is d2 MAX



100 Thieves Academy:

Brandini: Doesn't soloQ enough but from experience will play shen/rumble into everything and do well

Levi: Fuck this guy, plays lee and dicks us all down on the enemy team and then plays zoe mid on my team when hes assigned jungle and feeds

Linsanity: miss us, haven't seen you in soloq for a while but you were always a cool dude to me

Rikara: used to flame each other on sight, but were chill now. Actually pops off some games, not a bad player

Stunt?: wait who the fuck is your support i did stunt already



CLG Academy:

Fallenbandit: more like FallenLp after ur vs me in a soloq game 95% of the time

Wiggily: actually a complete chad in soloq, will win your team the game most games, duos with tuesday tho and for some reason when theyre together they chain feed

Tuesday: Chain feeds with wiggily, plays a mean syndra

Auto: actually funny guy, just dont play autofill chogath top anymore ;)

Fill: idk tbh



Cloud 9 Academy:

ok im not doing this c9 academy and c9 main roster are basically same people and ive already done c9 main roster



Clutch Academy:

Maxtrobo: Trying to think of a time i actually lost lane vs this guy, surprised hes on academy team(no flame).

Moon: dont play with him much but his evelynn is 1v9 still

Sun: Also don't play with much

Piglet: Probably rage quit more of my games than any other pro/high elo player. Surprised hes still relevant

Vulcan: mmm idk what to say, you're a hit or miss



FlyQuest Academy:

Ngo: who the actual fuck is this ?

Meteos: meteos plays jungle in a way that makes it so he will completely ignore one side of the map for the entire game. if hes ganking bot, he is FUCKING ganking bot lads, it is not changing. if hes ganking top, hes ganking top lads.

Pekin Woof: inconsistent player with ego AHHHHHHHHHHH

Erry: inconsistent player without ego

Kwon: idk.. play more soloq bro lol



GoldenGuardian academy:

Zig: pretty good on jayce/gp/shen, I don't think I've seen him do exceptional on anything else though. Chill dude tho

Potluck: no comment, dont really play with much

bobqin: Really consistent player, i hope academy actually brings out his potential

Benji: Nice guy...but not amazing player. Picked yasuo in my game bot lane and went 1-14.. i just don't know how thats possible

Jurassiq: Actually a smurf on varus and has multiple high ranked accounts...not sure why hes not on GGA anymore...

Sheep: Yikes. Thoroughly surprised hes even on an academy team. It just proves that NA has NO fucking talent lmfao..this guy has the worst attitude and sub-par gameplay to tag along with it. Whats infuriating is he'll be so bad and then type 'what did i do wrong'... like go watch the replay this shit is your job how do you seriously not know how bad you are



Optic Academy:

Allorim: My first game back from my long break I'm vs allorim on a tank top, nothing new. I think this guy is playing tanks when they're not meta so he has an edge to shit on us all when they do become meta. Seriously, someone link me vod of him doing good on a non-tank. No flame, I just have never seen him not on a tank in 4 years of gameplay since he gave up wukong

Fanatikk: Idk, thought this guy was a reksai otp but i took a long break and now hes on a academy team

Palafox: not much experience with this guy

Eclipse: who tf? lol

Gate: consistent player, but average lol









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