$8.00

Just in time for 2018, this elegantly-crafted plastic thingy that’s attached to a ball bearing will surely earn its rightful place alongside your Pogs and Tamagotchis. Spin it! Throw it like a shuriken!* Eat it!** We’re sure you’ll find as many uses for it as we have. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the emergency room.

*Don’t do this.

**ESPECIALLY don’t do this.