davie bowie: sweetie beetie beetie boo, meester pants, meester boh, bowie, sweet baby, my sweet baby man, my sweet old man, sassy pants, mister sassy pants, mister burf, sweetie baby, little monkey face boy, my baby boy, david (my eldest cat and my best friend)

duchess: dunch, duch, missus duchess, DAchiss (very regal)

snowshoe: ham!, snowy, missus shoe, meany,

petite bouboule qui roule (translated from French: little tubby who rolls) (she’s fat)

RC (rescue cat, my husband’s cat): stupid, baby, dummy, asshole, awful bitch, bitch, awful girl, mean girl, (she kinda bullies people but we love her)