Hello. Today, I shall perform the all-important task of ranking ALL of the many, many variations of Genesis’s Abacab album art work.

#4: This one

What the fuck is this? It looks like vomit. What in god’s name is that weird orange colour? Literally useless. The only good thing it has going for it is that tasty black smear in the middle.

#3: This one

Although it doesn’t quite make me want to vomit, this is just lazy. Like, come on, guys. Cyan, yellow, magenta and black? Don’t tell me you just looked at printer’s ink before coming up with this one.

#2: This one

I would like this one more, but for some reason it just has a mean streak that makes me think it’s going to get nasty if I look at it too long.

#1: This one

Sheer perfection. The interplay between the red, the blue, and the yellow on the cover all add up to a blissful piece that only enhances the overall listening experience, much like pairing wine and food can enhance both. If album covers were songs, this would truly be Who Dunnit?