The Daily Caller was prepared to take a well-deserved respite from reporting on the national epidemic of teacher-student sex romps because — surely — the number of cases would slow down during the dog days of summer. Right?

That plan turned out to be ridiculously naïve. The last couple months have been a banner time for teachers landing in legal trouble for banging their students. Lust knows no academic year, apparently.

As such, and as another exciting school year dawns, here is The Daily Caller’s greatest hits of teacher-student sex stories that appeared on respectable news websites during the salacious summer of 2013 — so far.

Following the typical pattern, English teachers appear to be far and away the most likely to be involved in this sort of thing.

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