We’re conservatives so we understand we’re the racist ones, but there’s just something that bugs us about liberals and their view of immigration from Mexico. First, rich white liberals like Conan O’Brien support the migrant caravans because these people will do the jobs Americans won’t do while CNN’s Bill Weir assures us that the few who make it in will be picking lettuce, cleaning hotel rooms, or building houses.

So, what, we’re supposed to look at these caravans of “asylum seekers” as nothing more than cheap labor for crummy jobs?

NBC News’ Heidi Przybyla has another take on the “asylum seekers” at the border … old white people need them to pay into their Social Security and Medicare.

A generation of aging whites is literally trying to block the young immigrants needed to pay their Medicare & Social Security. “An aging population and declining birthrates among the native-born population are creating underpopulated cities and towns, vacant housing.” https://t.co/r8X02SyPAv — Heidi Przybyla (@HeidiNBC) April 9, 2019

We’re going to hazard a guess and suggest that Przybyla might be blurring the line between legal immigrants and illegal immigrants. Because we don’t know anyone trying to block legal immigrants.

So honestly, could you think any less of the people at the border? We need them to landscape our mansions and pay into social services they’ll never use but old white people will.

Immigrants ARE our social security. We will all be destitute without them. https://t.co/XjUR96yjxB — Buisson (@Buisson2020) April 9, 2019

Note: Anyone who relies wholly on Social Security for their retirement will be destitute.

Blind racism hurting whites who need Medicare and SSI. Too stupid to know…. https://t.co/3jzvbGFVbF — ronguerriero (@ronguerriero) April 9, 2019

So … it’s racist to not exploit “brown people” for cheap labor and to extract Social Security payments from them that they’ll never collect?

Journos out here advocating for slums and serfdom. Lmao https://t.co/MUjpri7frY — สงกรานต์นูปิส์ส์กิน? (@nuPlissken) April 9, 2019

A young(er) “privileged white” screaming for slaves from the 3rd world, angry at the descendants of slave emancipators is peak CURRENT_YEAR Those kids weren’t put on this earth to pay for your feckless lifestyle. https://t.co/nDai7YaNsL — ⛓ Bad Uncle Leo ⛓ (@z31r4m) April 9, 2019

Traitorous ways: train the native population to birth-control and abort themselves out of existence such that an imported servant class becomes necessary. https://t.co/DjzXiZJ7y4 — JillDomschot (@JillDomschot) April 9, 2019

Somehow I doubt unconditionally accepting waves of illegal impoverished immigrants will create the tax revenue needed to solve big government spending. I am inclined to believe the opposite. https://t.co/ymIkSBpYLz — Dan ?? (@danieltobin) April 9, 2019

This is a terrible argument. And the use of "aging whites" demonstrates how unserious it is. — Dan ?? (@danieltobin) April 9, 2019

By the time the government has paid to house, feed, educate/train, vaccinate/treat, and find work (if they get that far) for all who want to cross the border, taxpayers are operating well into a loss. — Dan ?? (@danieltobin) April 9, 2019

Also – I'm a softie on immigration. I want reform on immigration. But what we see happening and what the Dems are selling isn't it. And it's what's really hurting people who want to come here. — Dan ?? (@danieltobin) April 9, 2019

Yep.

Is that all immigrants are to you, another cash-dispenser for muh Medicare? Talk about selfish! https://t.co/B3UOCzxPna — This 50 char name is great and so is Toto's Africa (@AspiringThrawn) April 9, 2019

NARRATOR:

Low skilled low income workers get all of their social security and Medicare payroll deductions returned to them in the form of the Earned Income Tax Credit. https://t.co/SR0ASk9OtZ — Red Eye Smirking Teen Robot (@Red_Eye_Robot) April 9, 2019

You can totally trust Heidi to objectively report facts and leave ideology and emotions at the door. https://t.co/qqX9Vq0hA4 — LearnToCode (@YouLearnToCode) April 9, 2019

Here’s a true believer in Przybyla’s theory: