A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.

Crap-Ass Valentines

I'll do anything a jewelry commercial tells me.

Let's go saddlebacking! 'Cuz what happens in an anus, stays in an anus.

Our love is as annoying as Jim & Pam's.

What the CUCKold?!

Get off my lawn! And into my heart. A gay marriage somewhere is keeping me from loving you.

When we're doin' it, I'm imagining someone who looks almost like you.

