When the Founding Fathers sat down to write the Second Amendment, what they had in mind were situations like the following.

You're a man (the Constitution is for men, because the laydeez should be at home making sammiches and looking purty).

After a hard day at the office, you put on a tuxedo, head for the city's red-light district and hire a lady entrepreneur to perform oral sex on you...because the invisible hand (or mouth) of the market rules!

But your well-earned, free-market, all-American relaxation is interrupted by a pair of liberal busybodies. Now, in some other God-forsaken country, your choices of action would be circumscribed. But this is America, goddamn it!

So you do what any reasonable, red-blooded non-socialist American man who has a blow-job interrupted does: you pull out your 9mm and blast away.

2nd Amendment remedy, bitches!

That's what the Founding Fathers were talking about!

According to thesmokinggun:



A tuxedoed Seattle man was arrested early yesterday after he fired a gun at a couple who accidentally interrupted him while he was being pleasured by a woman in an alcove in the city’s nightlife district, cops report. The couple told cops that they were walking on a downtown street after 2 AM when they happened upon Paul Hunter, 64, receiving oral sex from a woman. After being spotted by the duo, the woman “immediately left,” according to a Seattle Police Department report. Hunter, police report, “got angry and started walking away northbound.” But after about half-a-block, he “turned around, pointed his gun at them” and fired a shot at the couple. “I’m going to kill you,” Hunter said, according to the victims. Responding to a 911 call about a firearm being discharged, cops searched for a male suspect described as “older, wearing a tuxedo and having white hair.” With their weapons drawn, officers quickly apprehended Hunter, who had a loaded 9mm handgun tucked in the waistband of his pants. Hunter declined to speak with police.

Charged with felony assault, Hunter--whom cops described as "highly intoxicated"--was booked into the King County jail, where he is being held without bail.

Are we sure that the man's hair was 'white'? I mean, the light was pretty bad and all. Maybe it was kind of a yellowy-orange? Older, entitled white guy in a tux? Acts of public vulgarity? Sound familiar?'Hunter'? That is so transparent. Lose the 'h', the 'e' and the 'n' and add an 'm' and a 'p' what have we got? 'Trump'. It's blindingly obvious, sheeple!

Now, I'm not saying it was Donald Trump (styling some fake ID). I'm convinced that it was but I don't know for certain.

I'm just putting it out there because we need to have the debate.