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Created by LuckyCrits. It started with running out of hero space and retiring No.9's. It became a rant on SBW RNG. While some inspiration was drawn from posts from other players, this is not targeted at any individual - it's simply an expression of rage we've probably all shared. I'd like to remark that this video is a parody, and sure RNG sucks. You can rage on it and after awhile, you can move on. Eventually things will work out, as long as you keep at it. Best of luck out there.

00:00 - 00:10 We rolled 10 premium contracts, and acquired 2 Vanes, Arona

00:10 - 00:14 and a Brave Dog

00:16 - 00:22 It's fine, we have the No.9's. Roll 10 more contracts

00:24 - 00:25 Furher,

00:26 - 00:30 the No.9's...

00:30 - 00:33 We retired the No.9's

00:33 - 00:36 We needed the extra hero space

00:52 - 00:58 Everyone 4 stars and below, get out

01:12 - 01:16 I was collecting those No.9's!

01:16 - 01:19 Many would kill for No.9's!

01:19 - 01:27 The fuck am I supposed to do with 2 Vanes and a Brave Dog?!

01:27 - 01:31 I'm up to my loins in Roman Soldiers and Crows...

01:31 - 01:34 and you retire No.9!

01:34 - 01:40 You incompetents also gave me 20 Nurspy SBWs rather than Himiko or Mew...

01:40 - 01:42 I cannot permit you to insult Nurspy, she is a decent offensive priest!

01:42 - 01:43 She is useless!

01:43 - 01:45 Breaking my back with her F/F SBWs

01:45 - 01:48 Don't insult my waifu!

01:48 - 01:52 Your waifu is shit!

01:52 - 01:54 Everytime!

01:55 - 01:59 Everytime I visit that traitorous whoreson Fergus

01:59 - 02:04 He makes me another Nurspy or F/F SBW!

02:04 - 02:08 If I roll another F/F old orb...

02:08 - 02:13 I'll shove it right up his ass!

02:13 - 02:22 After farming 30 old orbs, you'd think I'd get a fucking Himiko SBW!

02:27 - 02:29 All I wanted was a Himiko weapon

02:29 - 02:36 Even an A/F Mew or Nightingale would have been fine

02:40 - 02:42 But RNG...

02:42 - 02:47 RNG keeps bending me over and kicking me in the ass!

02:48 - 02:55 This is ridiculous! I should have invested in staves

02:55 - 02:58 Maybe then I could have gotten a decent weapon with Atk/Atk

02:59 - 03:03 rather than this worthless A/F Yeo!

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, A/F Yeo is not that bad

03:14 - 03:17 I just wanted one Himiko SBW

03:18 - 03:24 Under these circumstances, I can't beat Soltar or complete my pokedex

03:25 - 03:26 All is lost

03:40 - 03:44 And if you think I'll be satisfied with a free premium contract or two

03:44 - 03:49 you are seriously mistaken