Mankind’s underdeveloped climbing skills and inability to digest tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. It’s mind over Matterhorn with this Groupon.

$44 for Rock Climbing Class and Two Months of Unlimited Rock Climbing ($425 Total Value)

One introductory rock-climbing class (a $45 value)

Two-month climbing-gym membership (an $80 value)

Daily harness and climbing-shoe rental (a $300 value)<p>

Up to 20 students learn the basics of simple belay climbing with a partner. Instructors begin by coaching them in basic safety and commands and help them clip them into safety harnesses and strap on provided shoes. They then train students on a top-rope system, teaching partners how to coordinate their movements and judge the safety of routes.