Jesus died for your sins. Now he’s gonna kick your ass.

Fight of Gods is an early-access fighting game that looks hilariously bad. Just look at this launch trailer, which features the likes of fighters such as Buddha, Moses, Anubis, and Zeus going toe-to-toe with one another:

My favorite part is watching supposedly peaceful deities right in the middle of the action. Sure, why not.


Here’s the Steam description, which doesn’t really explain how or why any of this is happening:

Your prayers have been answered! For the first time ever, gods, holy spirits and mythological characters from around the globe and throughout history will clash in an explosive 2D fighter where the entire world is at stake! Who will emerge victorious from the most destructive combat tournament the universe has ever witnessed?


According to Steam reviews, Fight of Gods is actually a decent fighter:

All I want to know is: who is the best character in the game? Because right now, Jesus sure as hell looks over-powered.