This guy, Tywin, is a complete waste. He doesn't like the job I'm doing? I haven't even started doing the job yet! He and his whole family are a bunch of losers. If he started a war, I'd wipe the floor with him. Look at those numbers. People like me. They don't like him.I offered to teach his heir a thing or two about leadership. To take him on as a student or apprentice. The kid looks like he might have some promise, especially if he gets away from his family. But Tywin didn't go for it. He wants his son to be just as disappointing as him. That guy is a mess.It didn't matter. In the end, he didn't have the numbers to try anything.One of my vassals was a lazy fat poet who didn't have the energy to keep on living. His widow wanted to say in the house, but I've got a little thing called eminent domain on my side.Look at that. Just a year in, and the economy's booming. I told you we'd win. We're gonna win and keep on winning. This is just the beginning. We're gonna have so much money we don't even know what to do with it. Billions and billions of gold dragons. Just watch.My beautiful wife got pregnant. She's gonna give me an heir. She's such a beautiful woman, just the best. I love her so much. I love her more than any other man in the world loves his wife.I don't know what this jerk's problem is. I guess people see success and they get jealous and instead of working harder, they come after me instead. He's not gonna get away with this.That's what happens when you come after me. Look, I'm a great guy. I love everyone. I love most people. I'm very forgiving, very kind. Just ask my wife. Ask my vassals, ask my maid, ask my gardener. They'll all tell you that I'm a great guy, just the nicest guy, just the best to work for. I don't know what this guy's problem is. He's a criminal. He's crazy.My wife just gave birth to a son. Maxibillion is the most beautiful boy in the world, just amazing. He's gonna grow up to be the best king. He might be a little sick now, but don't worry about it, he'll be fine. He'll be better than fine. Just wait, he'll amaze you. He'll be the best king.