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00:00 - 00:03 It all started with a concept called building

00:04 - 00:05 Fortnite

00:05 - 00:07 The battle is building

00:08 - 00:12 People seemed to really like the concept

00:12 - 00:15 And our profits skyrocketed

00:17 - 00:19 And you added in the

00:19 - 00:21 ranked system i requested?

00:24 - 00:26 My fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 skins are what

00:31 - 00:33 skins are what make the game money

00:34 - 00:36 and shiny new items

00:53 - 00:58 If you're name isn't speedygonzalez, tinytimothy, tfue, or loomin, leave us.

01:13 - 01:15 I said ranked!

01:15 - 01:17 Ranked is what will make the players happy

01:18 - 01:23 You add flossing and boomboxes before a skill based system?

01:25 - 01:28 ranked and smooth gameplay

01:29 - 01:31 are what will keep this game alive

01:31 - 01:34 the players fucking want it

01:34 - 01:37 Its all they bitch about on the comp reddit

01:37 - 01:40 How long have you been sucking off streamers and casuals

01:40 - 01:42 My fuhrer we added a sword to increase viewe..

01:42 - 01:46 THE DAY OFF THE TOURNAMENT?!?

01:46 - 01:48 My fuhrer, we added planes as well to increase mobility

01:48 - 01:52 The game had plenty of mobility after rifts and quadcrashers

01:53 - 01:54 pop up cups

01:56 - 01:57 how are pop up cups the evolution

01:57 - 02:00 of ranked when

02:00 - 02:03 you can only play them for 4 fucking hours a day

02:04 - 02:08 atlantis scrims are way more competitive

02:08 - 02:13 even apex already has it added to their game files and they've been a game for 4 fucking days

02:14 - 02:16 we were #1 on twitch

02:17 - 02:21 i swear to god if I find out who added splode damage through walls, you're done

02:27 - 02:29 csgo and halo

02:30 - 02:34 now those were games where skill prevailed

02:34 - 02:36 the pinnacle of gaming

02:41 - 02:42 and now

02:43 - 02:47 our game is in such a shit state, chap doesnt even want to compete in the skirmish

02:48 - 02:53 Reloading his fucking outplay

02:54 - 02:56 Thats what they used to say

02:56 - 02:59 SHING SHING SHING SHING

03:00 - 03:02 our game is a fucking meme

03:04 - 03:07 its ok, the marshmallow event was a big hit

03:14 - 03:16 i just want to build

03:19 - 03:23 and outplay my opponents based off skill alone

03:25 - 03:26 thats all

03:31 - 03:33 Support a creator is all thats left

03:40 - 03:46 we cant allow shroud to be the new ninja on apex

03:46 - 03:49 quadruple it now