By now, you’re probably familiar with Reddit’s epic Photoshop Battles, but have you ever seen a Komodoshop Battle?

Yesterday morning, Reddit user ashif92 posted this picture of two Komodo dragons locked in a scaly embrace, with expressions of joy (or despair?) written on their reptilian faces:

For the uninitiated, here’s how a Photoshop Battle works: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image in any way you choose and submit it in the comments section.

The image ashif92 selected is actually a shot from award-winning wildlife photographer Andrey Gudkov, who found these two male Komodo dragons “hissing angrily at each other” at Indonesia’s Komodo National Park, according to Biosphere Magazine.

But art, of course, is all about the interpretation, so let’s see how redditors “interpreted” Gudkov’s masterpiece.

User phirleh saw the dragon duo being reunited at an airport:

“G’DAY, JO! WELCOME HOME.” (Reddit user phirleh)

User sweetpsd dialed up the emotions even further, recasting the dragons as a despairing bride, weeping into the shoulder of her supportive groom at their guest-less ceremony.

“He’s consoling her, because no one showed up at the wedding! :*(” (Reddit user sweetpsd)

Still not depressed? User BrotherSeamus went in a more morbid direction:

Quick conspiracy theory: Although all of the images above came from different redditors, it’s possible they’re scenes from the same Komodo drama film… First, two long-separated dragons are reunited at an airport. Then they get married. All seems well until one day—boom—tragedy strikes and they’re at a Sleestak’s funeral.

That would certainly explain the next scene, created by user advice_animorph: Komodo dragons drowning their sorrows at the bar.

“Jim. JIM! That’s enough, man. Drinking yourself to death won’t bring her back. Now let’s get you a cab.” (Reddit user advice_animorph)

A few rounds later, that bar scene suddenly turns into this crowd, courtesy of user i_am_a_bot_ama:

“Those were the droids I was looking for.” (Reddit user i_am_a_bot_ama)

Fortunately, not everyone tried to turn the reptiles’ pain into human tears. In fact, most redditors saw the lizards and immediately started chanting for them to fight. (Which, to go back to the theory that these are all scenes from the same movie, would also make perfect sense. Why else would they get kicked out of the bar?)

User workingat7 pitted the lizards against each other in this city-destroying brawl:

But what started out as a perfectly simple street fight between two skyscraper-sized lizards somehow turned into this image, which is just waiting to be turned into a postage stamp:

“Just gonna wait it out…” (Reddit user GallowBoob)

The robo-reptilian political mêlée features President Obama straddling Godzilla, Bernie Sanders as a sword-wielding Transformer, Hillary Clinton looking poised, and Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un holding the reins to opposing sides of a conjoined Komodo dragon hydra getting simultaneous mouthfuls of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage—because why wouldn’t it?

One day, the entries in this Battle will be the art that’s in need of interpretation.

For more ludicrous lizard pics—or “Komodochromes” (submitting that one to the Dad Jokes community now)—check out the full Photoshop Battles post here.