VERO BEACH — A person accused of swiping purple sex toys may not be pickin’ up good vibrations after being arrested, according to an affidavit.

Jessie Ernest Thompson, 38, was jailed on a theft charge after the Nov. 14 alleged intimate item imbroglio at a CVS in the 1700 block of U.S. 1.

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The case began when a man later identified as Thompson was thought to have absconded with a purple box of condoms.

Vero Beach Police were told Thompson emptied the box in his shirt and ran to the bathroom. In the bathroom, however, they only thing that turned up was “the barcode for a purple personal massager.”

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Thompson was described as a white male with black shirt and blue plaid shorts riding a bicycle.

Investigators spotted a man matching the description in the 900 block of 18th Place.

Thompson was found with “two purple vibrators (personal massagers)” valued at $35.49.

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Thompson was taken to jail.

Rather than telling police to buzz off, Thompson said he would speak with investigators.

He said someone put the purple pleasuring devices by some bushes in the area of CVS, and he decided to take them.