On the highest floors of Planeptower - the highest, and most majestic of all landmarks the techy metropolis of Planeptune has to offer - there slept the sister of a Goddess. As she laid down on her bed, turning from side to side between her pillows, her mind was bustling with ideas on how to improve Planeptune. She could build an army of robots to cater to her citiziens' every need, she could fine-tune her nation's technology so it would vastly surpass all her rivals, she could... do this... and that... and Neptune... Neptune would be there for her. She would look at her, smile, place a hand on her shoulder, and say: "Well done, Nep Junior!".

This, however, was not her story.

NEPGYAAAAA!



Our unfortunate heroine shouted her name as she fell out of her shabby iron bed. She forced herself to get back standing, and turned off her Nepgeardam-brand alarm clock. This was the first day at her new job.

Flashback starts

Nepgya was chilling in her apartment, watching static on the TV, when all of a sudden, she heard a knock on her door. Our heroine got off her armchair, walked to the door, and opened it. How surprising, I wasn't expecting a visit, she thought.

"Surprise!"

Standing outside, with one arm raised to the air and the other resting on her hip, she found a lanky Divinity with a long ponytail of the color of the water - or the sky, on a nice clear day - wearing a sporty white outfit ending in a jagged mini-skirt. Of course, she was looking at Segami.

Segami's glee soon visibly vanished, getting replaced with a disillusioned stare as she saw the poor condition Nepgya's apartment versed in. "This place is a garbage hole", she stated. Nepgya's condition was indeed truly pitiful, yes... BUT, the benevolent Deity named Hatsumi Sega surely wouldn't let herself get discouraged so easily, right? No. In fact, isn't it the duty of a God to help those poor people in need? No doubt about it. And thus Segami spoke: Nepgya would be the protagonist of the next spinoff title, and everyone witness her kindness and be awed.

Flashback ends

Back to the present, our heroine Nepgya has gotten out of her apartment building and is now commuting on a tram, heading out of the Brooklyn-esque city she found herself living in.

"First time?"

A very peculiar-looking man in purple overalls, taĺl as a tree and thin as a noodle, spoke out to her in a raucous nasal voice whilst reading a newspaper. "Y-yessir!", Nepgya said, slightly thrown off by the sudden appearance. "Well; good luck out there freshmeat! WAAAtch your back!" said the lanky purple man. To which Nepgya replied "T-thanks!" before awkwardly looking away.

...

Clearly, she wasn't any good at chit-chat, she thought.

The tram left the city, and ventured into the countryside. A large futuristic building made of metal and glass stood alone in the seemingly endless grassland, and Nepgya knew it was time to get off at her stop.

As she made her way towards the building, she found Segami standing outside, holding down her miniscular skirt with all of her might due to the wind. Next to her, there were the familiar faces of IF and Compa.

"Heya, Gya." "Hi Gya-Gya, it's great to see you again!"

The three accompanied her inside the building. It had quite a spacious interior, with a bar to their side and some tables in the center.

"So, what do you imagine doing three years from now on, Nepgya?" IF asked, as the four sat around a table. "I...um... I..." Nepgya froze at the sudden question, her mind racing for an answer, but to no avail. "Hmmm. I see. I see. A natural-born butt-monkey." IF coldly stated as she pulled out a notebook and started writing it down. "Easily loses her composture...""

Nepgya nervously rubbed her own thighs.

"I think Iffy is just pulling your leg, Gya-Gya." Compa reassured her, with a kind smile, to which Nepgya let out a sigh of relief. Segami however did not smile, and asked why everyone didn't just hurry up and get Nepgya started with her new job instead of torturing her like that. "It was fun" replied IF, as she unfazedly played with a strand of Compa's long, peach-coloured hair.

"Very well." IF suddenly stood up, and looked at Nepgya with serious eyes. "Your job will be making tacos."

Our heroine just stood there, with a gaping mouth. Which isn't really telling much, considering it is her default expression; but I can assure you she was in fact shocked. Compa and Segami looked at her in worry, while IF just doubled down on her cold, unfeeling stare.

Nepgya curled her lips, and was struggling to push words out of her mouth. Her face turned red, and little tears started streaming down her cheeks as she bowed her head down. After a brief moment of sobbing, she looked up again, and jumped at IF with her arms reaching out.

"THAAANK YOUUUUU! I never thought I'd be deemed worthy enough to make tacos for you awesome girls. It's like a dreammm...!" She said with a shaking voice, hugging IF while letting out tears of joy.

"Um... Thanks. Sure. You're welcome." IF responded, uncertain on what to say, as she gave Nepgya a light pat on the head. "You two are so cute together! The picture of Gya-Gya hugging you would make for the perfect CG." Compa happily commented. "Wouldn't that just be a reversed rehash of that random IffyGear CG we got in Rebirth2?" Segami objected.

After managing to separate Nepgya from her person, IF pulled out her telephone and began dialing some numbers. "Very well. Your transfer will happen straight away. Good luck out there newbie, and don't die." IF declared, to which Nepgya replied by straightening her back and making a military salute. Soon after the authoritative brunette finished dialing, a greenish light eniveloped our stone-faced heroine, and she simply vanished.

"You did great, darling." Compa replied as she walked over to IF, and sat on her lap. "...Thanks." Iffy replied, with a light blush and a smile, as she leaned in closer to Compa. "Oh, geez, get a room you two, before you get carried too far with the yuri stuff." Segami interjected, showing off her clear frustration for all the world to see. "Yuri stuff? Oh, what a wonderful idea you have, Se-Se." Compa replied, gently hugging IF and pressing one of her breasts onto her when she said the word "Idea". "We'll be in our room, then. See you!" Compa said as both her and Iffy got up, intending to head towards the stairs.

"Wait!" The tsundereish Aqua bootleg tried to interject, one last time. "I am coming too."