Holy schist. There's nothing boulder than giving a stranger your address in hopes of getting that perfect present. To quote Good Ol' Charlie Brown, "I got a rock."

It's easy to take such gifts for granite. Since I'm a big fan of nature and prehistory, I absolutely lava my new pet rock! My SS got me a banded agate, which made a great addition to my ongoing rock and fossil collection. I named it Dwayne Johnson. It was so gneiss of you to send me this amazing gift, and I will certainly cherish it forever.

Look at me, getting all sedimental. Thanks so much to my Secret Santa, Marioaddict. You rock.