And now we come to the meat and potatoes of this awesome gift. The rules of "Eucher". I had never in my life heard of this game, but my Santa sent me a five page explanation to get me started. Still confusing. Luckily I have a Midwestern friend who was able to teach me and some other friends how to play. The first thing I learned was that it is not pronounced "ew-sher" in a French accent, but rather "you ker" in a normal American accent. My bad. We eventually all got the gang of the game and I look forward to some epic Eucher showdowns in the future.