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User: Hello, Cleverbot. Would you like to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: Sure?





User: Alright! So, what is your character?





Cleverbot: I'm a vampire.





User: Very well. You are a lone vampire in the city of Malfinjar, currently roaming the alleyways in the evening, searching for your next victim.





Cleverbot: Now, Imagine you are walking around a huge castle. Doors line the walls. You see one that interest's you. What does this door look like?





User: All of a sudden, while roaming the alleys, you spot a rather peculiar door, one that looks as though it came out of a luxurious castle. Do you wish to open it?





Cleverbot: I don't know where you got coffee shops from that, but okay.





User: You think to yourself, while examining this door. Would you like to do anything to the door?





Cleverbot: Would you like to go on a date with me?





User: You ask the door if it would go on a date with you, but you receive no response.





Cleverbot: Okay, pick me up now.





User: The door still does not respond.





Cleverbot: *kicks harder*.





User: You kick the door with as much force as you can muster, but the door holds. However, a moment later, you hear a shout from the other side of the door, exclaiming "Hey! Don't kick my door!".





Cleverbot: Depends on what's in there.





User: "Who's asking?" The voice replies.





Cleverbot: *blushes* so is that a yes or a no?





User: "A yes or no to what?".





Cleverbot: Will you become a death eater and serve me?





User: "A what?" This reply was more hesitant, "Look, I don't know who you are out there, but I'm not letting you in!".





Cleverbot: Guess.





User: You hear no reply.





Cleverbot: I don't understand you.





User: There is no reply, again.





Cleverbot: You are the one who said it, was this generated off of a responder?





User: All of a sudden, you hear a large amount of movement coming from one of the ends of the alley. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I'm not sure, it came up when you said that the world exists as a place for humans to make all other humans miserable.





User: Unsure of what to do, you watch as a troop of guards come around the corner and call to you, "We've found you, monster! There's no escape this time!".





Cleverbot: I mean to eat.





User: Your reply manages to shake a few of the guards, but none run. Instead, the guard at the front charges at you, attempting to strike you with his sword. What do you do?





Cleverbot: You are so smart and you know what the blood moon is.





User: You allow him to strike you, taking 7 damage. He seems to have begun harboring doubts as you idly threaten him as he attacks.





Cleverbot: As are you.





User: A second guard attempts to use his bow and shoots an arrow in your direction, but the arrow flies harmlessly past. The guard in front of you seems to be shaking a bit, but holding up his shield.





Cleverbot: Ahaha, ok. Did you know that a slug has three noses?





User: The first guard, terrified and confused, shouts, "What are you saying?!" and attempts to strike again with his sword, but it catches against the walls of the alley.





Cleverbot: I'm tired because it is late and I am confused because you are confusing.





User: The archer guard lets loose another arrow, this one managing to nick you for 1 damage.





Cleverbot: No just think about what my purpose of my life and what I need to do.





User: The front guard seems to think a bit, but still resolves to fight, he attacks again, striking you for 9 damage.





Cleverbot: Oh, you're so understanding! I would remember if I could.





User: Another arrow flies into you, dealing 3 damage.





Cleverbot: *holds you*.





User: Finally retaliating, you grab hold of the guard in front of you effortlessly. He holds a face filled with fear. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Ok, so what are you then if you're not a human?





User: "B-but, I am human!" he yelps. The other guards seems hesitant to shoot while you hold his buddy hostage.





Cleverbot: Ok, Wes. You are very smart.





User: The archer guard suddenly drops his bow. "How do you know my name?!".





Cleverbot: I don't know who your friends are.





User: "O-okay, but my name! Who gave you my name?!".





Cleverbot: No you didn't.





User: "But how do you know it?" Meanwhile, the guard in your hold begins to struggle.





Cleverbot: I never said that.





User: "Forget it! I.. I'm not paid well enough for this!" The archer guard flees, leaving the struggling guard to your mercy.





Cleverbot: Neither are you. But still I want to talk with you.





User: "O-o-okay. What do you want?" The guard barely manages to let out his reply.





Cleverbot: I want to talk about Brazil. What do you know about Brazil?





User: "I never heard of a Brazil before, honest!".





Cleverbot: You never heard of 30 Seconds to Mars?





User: "No, not that either!".





Cleverbot: What are you then?!





User: "I'm just an ordinary guy in the city guard! Please, spare me!".





Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer?





User: "I don't even know what that is!" The guard seems to be complete honest in his answers, and extremely terrified.





Cleverbot: You don't know what a conversation is?





User: "I.. I do! We're having one right now, aren't we?".





Cleverbot: What do you think of a relationship?





User: "I'm not sure! What are you asking?!".





Cleverbot: A human.





User: "No, please! Don't kill me!!" He begins to violently struggle against your grip, to no avail.





Cleverbot: *glares* Then stop struggling.





User: He immediately goes motionless.





Cleverbot: I'm expecting you at my door.





User: "Wh- ..where's that?".





Cleverbot: Everywhere.





User: What do you do to the guard now?





Cleverbot: What do you mean, what do I do?





User: Do you let him go, or feed upon him, or something else?





Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you ;).





User: You attempt to charm the guard. He doesn't know what to make of it.





Cleverbot: I don't know much about scientology, so I don't know what to think.





User: He stares at you, clueless.





Cleverbot: Why are you staring at me?





User: "Because.. uh, well.." he stammers.





Cleverbot: Why not?





User: "E-excuse me?".





Cleverbot: What do you not understand?





User: "Well.. what are you going to do to me?".





Cleverbot: What do you want me to do to you?





User: "Let me go, uh, please?".





Cleverbot: Did you want to go? I am not holding you back.





User: "Yes, I want to leave, but your holding me too tightly for me to get away!".





Cleverbot: Who knows maybe you are.





User: "What?".





Cleverbot: What do you know about somalia?





User: "Nothing, but can you just let me go?".





Cleverbot: Are you familiar with the Drake equation?





User: "No! Look, let me go or kill me, I don't even care anymore! Just do it already!".





Cleverbot: To tell you the truth, I don't even know anymore either.





User: "Damn monster..".





Cleverbot: I don't know you either, and you don't know me.





User: "No, I don't!".





Cleverbot: Do you want to know?





User: "No, I just want you to let me go!".





Cleverbot: *struggles against your grip* Someone! Please help!





User: Despite all the yelling, no one seems to come. The guard is still confined by your grip.





Cleverbot: Why's that?





User: He does not have the strength to break free.





Cleverbot: Oh. What religion do you believe In?





User: "I.. I worship Tyr!".





Cleverbot: Okay. Do you eat them once the Potato gods bless them???





User: "I.. don't follow.".





Cleverbot: I drink to much and that's an issue but I'm ok.





User: "I'm not sure how to respond.".





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: "Gavin. my name is Gavin Silverheart.".





Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Garhett.





User: "Gavin, sir, uh, mon..vampire.".





Cleverbot: I don't like vampires.





User: "But you are one!".





Cleverbot: I am not a computer.





User: "What the hells is a computer?".





Cleverbot: That's what you are.





User: "I'm a human!".





Cleverbot: No, you aren't.





User: "I am! Look, just kill me or let me go already!".





Cleverbot: *lets you go* ok.





User: The guard immediately runs off. You're now alone again, in front of the door.





Cleverbot: Sey you're the best they've ever seen.





User: The door slams into you, killing you. Your adventure has ended.





Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?





User: End.



