This was too predictable.

It seemed like such nice day.

Mike Evans played well. Adam Humphries played well. Chris Godwin played well. Peyton Barber played well. America’s Quarterback played fantastic. Vita Vea had his best game of his young NFL career. Jason Pierre-Paul broke a 12-year double-digit sack drought. Ryan Smith broke an eight-game takeaway drought. Gerald McCoy had a sack.

DeSean Jackson? He pouted, raced off the field and couldn’t get out of the Den of Depression fast enough (Joe caught on video DJax even beating the game officials off the field). Once again, DJax and Jameis couldn’t link up. And while there was so much to be happy with, including a win, DJax sulked.

He then took to Instagram.

First he wrote, “If God is making you wait, then prepare to receive more than you asked for.” Later in the comments — which DJax shut down — a Falcons fans suggested he needs to get out of Tampa and play on a team that will utilize him, DJax responded, “man bra trust ! I know smh”

(Mind you, the man replying to the unknown commenter is the same man Bucs Bit-O-Honey-snacking, Ozark-watching, yams-eating coach Dirk Koetter either has to beg to return punts or the coaching staff is scared of Jackson and doesn’t ask him. So don’t get Joe going about one-score games.)

It’s a rough year for Jackson, who is collecting $11 million of Team Glazer loot this season per Spotrac.com. First, Jackson publicly goes on national television and pleads for journeyman backup Ryan Fitzpatrick to keep starting at quarterback. Fitz then demonstrated why he is a career backup, so that option is/should be shut down for good.

Then Jackson asked for a trade. Bucs AC/DC-loving general manager Jason Licht denied the request.

Now when his team wins a game (finally) and the franchise quarterback connects with everyone except — once again, Jackson — Jackson pouts like LeGarrette Blount. He can’t run away quick enough to get home where he can gripe on social media.

