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Alright, we have some good news and bad news for you, dear reader. The good is just as the headline promised, with Riverdale and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina crossing over in their Archie Comics Extended Universe for our spooky enjoyment. Jughead and Ambrose playing Gryphons and Gargoyles! Alice and Zelda talkin’ about the Farm! Insert your ideal character hang here! The bad, though, goes back to the word “comics” — it’s not happening on the CW or Netflix, or on television at all. Per MTV News, this crossover event will actually occur in the new comic book Archie #700, which finds Sabrina leaving Greendale and causing trouble in the next town over. “We were looking to do something that had never been done before,” Nick Spencer, who wrote the comic, explained. “And we wanted to make it so every character that falls under the Archie banner felt like they had a place in the core title. When a character as classic and iconic as Sabrina comes to town, you know it has to have a big impact.” Just don’t drink the blue juice, girl, and you’ll be fine.