In Ames, Iowa it is illegal for a husband to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with or holding his wife.

Good thing men can take three gulps of beer before you have sex — otherwise a whole lot of Iowans would be virgins. Why would this be a law in the first place? Did a lawmaker's wife get a beer spilled on her after a hot 'meeting of the House'? If this law was in effect in all states, guys would be kicking chicks out of bed right after bumping uglies, forcing them to sleep on the couch.