I got home after a tough day of web-surfing and drinking red wine (we had an awkward work function tonight after hours with the local chamber of commerce). I was ready to give it a wank & a weep and call it an evening ill-spent, when suddenly there it was on the kitchen table: my roommate had retrieved a UPS box for me. It had my Reddit name in the address label. Could it be? REALLY BE? It WAS: my 2013 Reddit Gifts Secret Santa Exchange Present!! Wednesday, I love you after all, you stupidly-spelled day of bullcrap.