helpful guy: sir! sir! i think you dropped something! other guy: i don't want it! helpful guy: i have it in my hands! sir! stop running! other guy: it's not mine! i don't want it! helpful guy: i'll throw it to you! other guy: NO! *other guy gets hit with something that splats on his face* *other guy looks down and is sad* other guy (talking to his dog): well, i guess that's what i deserve for not cleaning up after you