This sarcastic, funny cactus shirt is perfect for anyone who's not a people person. If you identify more as a desert succulent than a social butterfly, let your sassy introvert flag fly proudly with this "leave me alone" statement shirt.

Shirt Info:

pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton

hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:

Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:

Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length

Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length

Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length

X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length

2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length

3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Soft, stylish clothing that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.