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People won’t shut the fuck up about Tom Brady not going to the White House. And it’s bringing together the two worst type of people – race baiters and Patriots haters.

Seriously, what can’t people understand about this? Tom Brady didn’t go to the White House because it was beneath him. Anyone who thinks Tom Brady and Obama are on the same level is delusional. Any idiot can do what Obama does. He has a team full of advisors and secretaries he delegates responsibility to. He doesn’t write his own speeches. He doesn’t make a decision without conferring with a million people first.

But Brady? No one can do what Tom Brady does. He is a God amongst men. When Brady unleashes a strike to an undersized receiver to an undersized receiver, we get a new set of downs. When Obama unleashes a drone strike to an undersized terrorist, a bunch of civilians die. With Brady there is no collateral damage. Oh yea, and Brady has to make his decision in a matter of seconds while being chased by 300 pound steroid freaks. Obama confers with a room full of experts who tell him what to do.

Obama and Brady aren’t even in the same universe. Brady could do what Obama or any other President does with his eyes closed. Obama wouldn’t last five seconds doing what Brady does.

There’s no reason for Brady to go to the White House. If anything Obama should’ve made an appointment to see him, or at least checked with Brady first to make sure the White House trip would fit into his schedule. Do you think if Brady invited Obama to Carnival he’d take him up on that? Nope. So why should Brady drop everything he’s doing to visit Obama? Anyone who thinks the President of the United States is more important than Tom Brady is an idiot.

Up until now it was the butthurt Patriot haters whining about “disrespecting the office.” Typical. They hate us because they ain’t us. I expected nothing less.

But now the race baiters are jumping in. Enter Stephen A. Smith. Here’s what he had to say:

“Why do I feel like if George W. Bush or Bill Clinton or somebody was president, why do I feel like Tom Brady would have been there then? Is it just me? Is it just me? I haven’t heard anybody but me mention it either. I haven’t heard anybody but yours truly mention this.”

Hey Stephen A – you haven’t heard anyone mention it yet because it’s an embarrassingly dumb thing to say. And make no doubt about it, he was making a reference to race here. Because he specifically said that Brady would’ve gone if it were Bush or Clinton in office – members of different political parties. So Stephen A doesn’t think Brady did it for political reasons, he thinks he did it because he’s racist. It’s probably the same reason TB12 throws to Julian Edelman more than Aaron Dobson.

It’s just so perfect because it’s Stephen A. Smith saying it too. This is a guy who doesn’t mind creating racism where it doesn’t exist, but has no problem stroking the ego of the biggest asshole in the HISTORY of sports – Floyd Mayweather.

Mayweather is the biggest piece of human garbage on the planet and it’s not even close. He did 90 days in jail a couple years back for an incident involving an ex-girlfriend named Shantel Jackson, who was living in a home owned by Mayweather with her two children. She was dating NBA guard C. J. Watson. Here’s what happened when Floyd found out:

Mayweather returned around 5 a.m., accompanied by another man, both of who were let in by one of Mayweather and Harris’s children. Harris was asleep on her living room couch when she was jarred awake by the sound of Mayweather screaming at her about texts he had found from Watson on her cell phone.

When Harris admitted that she was seeing Watson, Mayweather exploded. He punched her repeatedly in the rear of her head, pulled her off the couch by her hair, and twisted her arm. He screamed that he would “kill” Harris and Watson, that he would make both “disappear.” Harris screamed for her children Koraun and Zion, aged 10 and 9, to call the police. Mayweather turned to the kids, according to the police report, and yelled that he would “beat their asses if they left the house or called the police.”

Koraun tried to run up the stairs, but Mayweather’s associate blocked his path. Eventually, he was able to make it outside, and the police were summoned. Koraun told police he had witnessed his father punching and kicking his mother while she lay on the ground. By the time the cops had entered the home, Mayweather had fled, taking Harris’s cell phone with him. In a 2013 interview with Yahoo Sports, Harris stated that she believes Mayweather might have killed her that night if Koraun hadn’t been able to alert the authorities when he did.

Savage. That’s what Floyd Mayweather. A Goddamn fucking SAVAGE. In America you only get 90 days in prison when a person whose fists are a lethal weapon, are used to savagely beat a woman in front of her children. And when you get out you pick up right where you left off – making money and hanging out with the Biebs.

As Floyd gets ready to fight Manny Pacquio, ESPN and Stephen A did an “interview” with Money May. And since Stephen A is such a man of integrity, who isn’t afraid to call Tom Brady out for being a racist, you would assume he would ask the really tough questions right? Something to the extent of, “When you are fighting Manny Pacquiao, are you going to envision him as an ex-girlfriend who is banging a washed up NBA point guard? You know, so you can knock him out in the first few rounds?”

Oh wait, you mean he just went to Floyd’s house, kissed his ass, and basically had an episode of ESPN Cribs?

Hey I guess it’s not surprising. After all, here’s what Stephen A tweeted right after Floyd was arrested:

So let me get this straight. Floyd Mayweather, who went to jail for beating the shit out of a woman, an event that was witnessed by her own children, gets the benefit of the doubt. But Tom Brady, a family man who takes care of his kids and his smokeshow wife, gets called a racist because he didn’t wanna leave his family to go to the White House? Yea, that makes TONS of sense.

I guess it’s not really surprising that Stephen A is so cavalier about domestic violence against women. Remember when Ray Rice cold-clocked his fiance in that elevator? Yea, you might recall that Stephen A was the gentleman who immediately decided to blame Janay Rice for getting the fuck knocked out of her:

Anyway, Stephen A had to take a week long suspension for that one. But hey, at least him and Floyd see eye to eye on that one:

As you know, Turtleboy Sports is a family feminist blog. We don’t think it’s OK to beat the shit out of a woman. That’s why we’re proud to root for a man who puts his wife, mother, and children before Obama. God bless Tom Brady, and God bless Manny Pacquiao.

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