Episode Art by twitter user slakingfool.

Original Air date: March 5th, 2020

Caption: Late night episode alert! with Eli Newell in churn!

Running time: 1:41

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt says that the special guiest Eli is very handsome. He travels through the world and starts naming countries that he has visited. Jacob stops him at Djiboui. Paul eggs him on to more Djibouti puns.

Paul gives his top signs for finding another toy collector.

Eli was at Matt's bachelor party. They took LSD and went to a retro video game bar that had bottle service. Paul was on this trip and arrived in a crisp, new cartoon tshirt and a ridiculous hat.

A Fake Commercial for Bubba's giant babies Bubbaventurs.

Eli continues to tell his part of the bachelor party story and how much he wanted to go to a strip club. Paul cornered him and described an episode of Star Trek in painful detail. Paul starts to describe the episode "Inner Light."

Jacob talks about pitching a revival of the show "Bite" which featured Vampire strippers.

A Fake Commercial for a Cunt Tree combination of palm tree and vagina.

Matt reminds people that the Modern Rogue/Night Attack picnic tickets are still available.

Eli talks about going to Azerbijan.

Scoopmail Edit

Harry Poptart sends in a Wait, he did what?? story about growing up aroudn Cherry Poptart comics.

Max the Ginger Scoop asks about how high school sports would influence Penn's magic and Paul's improv.

XGD Falcon sends in a note about how he wanted to see the Shining and his father made him read the book first.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

Callawall Scoop sends in a Scoopardy from nightmares.

Characters and Bits Edit