What do we want?

We, the communist-capitalist state of Autististan demand that the furries shall be castrated, all sexual furry content be banned and all people who call themselves furry be declared as mentally and physically disabled. They shall get free treatment from qualified personnel by using a new experimental medicinical procedure consisting of inhaling vegan neurotoxin. It shall be illegal to have any sexual intercourse with animals and there shall be built an encampment seperated from the rest of the world where furries shall be exiled in. They shall be tortured by listening to Justin Bieber and Jojo Siwa with the rare addition of "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley as punishment for existing.

Why does this petition exist?

The furry menace held us for far too long as hostage of the soul. We want to sleep safe and sound without having nightmares about these unnatural abominations born out of pure hate for humans. In the box of Pandora there was not all darkness of the world, there was something far more evil, there were furries and scat in it. Both World Wars and the Crusades happened because of the furries ( and France, you know what you did). Furries is the cause why Rhodesia doesn't exist anymore. Stop the virus that is killing us and hindering Jesus to come down here. Stop Furries.