Brookfield Woman Selling 12 Packs Of Toilet Paper For $75 On Facebook Says She’s All Sold Out

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Selling toilet paper on Facebook when there are shortages of it makes you a bad person. Toilet paper is for wiping off your keester cakes, not for reselling. If you’re in a position to sell toilet paper on Facebook then it means you either hoarded it at Walmart, or you stole it from somewhere. Either way, this sort of behavior deserves to be called out.

On that note, meet Angelina Serrano from Brookfield.

If you appear to have a clitoris hanging between your gerber servers and you like the Cowboys, you are quite likely to one day end up on TB. That’s just science.

Angelina was selling 12 rolls of TP for $75 all over western Worcester county yard sale pages yesterday.

In other words, she stole a box of toilet paper that was clearly intended to go to a building or business, not residential homes. Thus her operating costs are likely $0, yet she is still charging over $6 a roll when you buy in bulk.

The post was eventually taken down but I wanted to see if she could sell me some. Turns out I was too late.

Anyone dumb enough to pay $75 for toilet paper deserves to go broke, but Angelina is still a predatory woman who clearly sees nothing wrong with her actions, and thus deserves to be called out for it.

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