Kabuto: Looky what I caught!!! A walking talking duck hair!

Sasuke: (catches the snake from Kabuto's torso) And looks what caught?

Kabuto: No no, dammit!

Sasuke: So what you do with this thing?

Kabuto: I DRINK PEOPLE!!!

Sasuke: Were you trying to drink me?

Kabuto: No...yes.(gets knee'd in the groin)

Sasuke: Feel that... That's what honesty feels like.