[camera pans to show a line of AH-64 Apache helicopters as one moves from the line from the rest which are hovering]

We now see Kent Brockman outside Burger Squared Kent Brockman: I'm here at Krustyburger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich? Krusty: I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared! Homer: The math checks out! Lisa: Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination! Marge: Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice. Kent Brockman: And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime against nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow] Krusty: Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills a camera technician and then kills the camera man]

Twenty-eight days later, Springfield's inhabitants have all succumbed to the cow virus and are eating or infecting everyone else who is not a Muncher.

Moe: A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me. Barney: All right! Carl: Yeah, you better! Lenny: Thank you.

Marge: (Gasps) Bart ate a tainted burger! Homer: I'll bash him with this book! Lisa: Dad, No! That's the last book in the world! Homer: Really? Lisa: Yes! It's... Oh, Go ahead.

Homer: To the panic room! Marge: We don't have a panic room. Homer: To the panic room store!

Marge: What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior!? [Camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy nervously fidgeting with his Clerical collar.]

Kodos: This is the best musical in light years. Kang: Light years measure distance, not time. Kodos: You know what I meant.