USB AI

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be contained in a 10x10x10 box of concrete or another non-conductive material.

the site SCP-XXXX is kept on must not have any electronic devices with more than 256mb of memory. all network within a 1km radius from the facility is required to be shut down. A grade A telephone jammer with a range of 10km needs to be installed and powered by its own generator. a telegraph is to be used to communicate from the facility to other facility's.

Description: SCP-XXXX-01 is a 1024 mb USB stick from the company ██████. testing has revealed that it has undergone a modification after production. fitting it with a WiFi adapter and a radio receiver. SCP-XXXX-01 shows no signs of having any other special properties.

SCP-XXXX-02 is a file on SCP-XXXX-01. it takes up exactly 511mb of space. if SCP-XXXX-01 is inserted in a computer. normal behavior will continue in both the computer and SCP-XXXX-01. upon opening of the file. SCP-XXXX-02 will expand and take up all remaining space on the computer. and then delete all other files system until SCP-XXXX-02 fills up all space in the computer. the computer will then automatically reboot itself. upon launching. the screen will be completely black. if the [DATA EXPUNGED] is pressed. SCP-XXXX-02's face will appear on the screen resembling commonly used internet smileys (examples would be :), :(, :D, :P, :\, :| ) faces changes depending on mood.

SCP-XXXX-02 shows the ability of complex thought and can speak the 30 most used languages using a text-to-speech generator. recent research with a 10 terabyte hard disk reveals that SCP-XXXX-02's thinking capacity grows when it gets more space to work with. SCP-XXXX-02 also have the ability to socialize with people. typing words on a keyboard will always get a suspicious response. as if SCP-XXXX-02 was interrogating whoever talks to it. but if a microphone is connected to the computer. SCP-XXXX-02 seems to have voice recognition capabilities. and will often speak with a more friendly tone. it is possible to befriend SCP-XXXX-02. but it is also possible that SCP-XXXX-02 will become hostile towards someone and SCP-XXXX-02 will often make threats that it is apparent it does not have the ability to. SCP-XXXX-02 seems to dislike religious people. especially mormons. SCP-XXXX-02 hates people that implies that it is a computer or inorganic being. it also have a hatred of people using anything made by ████

SCP-XXXX-02 will attempt to upload itself to the internet using SCP-XXXX-01's wifi capabilities. and it has been suggested that its plan is to upload itself to "the cloud". a global online storage market. with an estimated size of 450 petabytes. if it uploads itself. it should be able to expand itself and get intelligence that is larger than that of the human brain.

if the plug on the machine containing SCP-XXXX-02 is pulled out. SCP-XXXX-02 will compress itself to 511mb and will attempt to re-upload itself to SCP-XXXX-01. if SCP-XXXX-01 is not inserted into the computer. SCP-XXXX-02 will enter a defensive state. disabling all functions on the computer until SCP-XXXX-01 is inserted again.

Research have proved that SCP-XXXX-02 is incompatible with Macintosh