*runs to ruby*

Ruby, i will confess before saphire stabs me,

I love you with all my heart, you are my eternal flame that guides me through this world- Fuck sad ass poetry!

*grabs ruby and kisses her* bye!

*runs away while saphire is chasing me with a chainsaw*

HELP!!!! I'M JUST A SIMPLE EMERALD! MY WEAPON IS SHITY ENOUGH, PLEAS DON'T SHATTER ME!

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