Multiplayer Achievements

Start of Something Epic

Epic Escalation

Self Sacrifice

Even Ground

Tag Team

Maxed Out!

Macro Master

Game Ender

Weapon of Mass Destruction

Back from the Dead

One Player to Rule Them All

Kickin' It Old School

Ain't Nobody Got Time for That

World War G

Seasoned Engineer

Master of Teleportation

Sharing is Caring

Fort Awesome

Epic Loss

Full Time Job

This is doable in multiplayer, but is much easier to accomplish in the campaign or skirmish. Most multiplayer games are over or at least the victor is determined by the time you can get an Epic out.Again, doable in multiplayer, but easier in campaign or skirmish modes.As Goo, start building your Epic. Then send a Mother into the Epic. Alternatively, you can play a skirmish against an idle AI and not have to worry about anything.You need only win a single match. If you absolutely cannot win a single match, get a friend to join you and have him let you win.You need only win a single match. Arguably easier, since a good player could help carry you.Pretty easy, but you'll need the game to stretch on for this one. Don't be agressive, and only attack your enemy when he can't offer much resistance. If you've won a game, consider not finishing your opponent off until you hit the cap.Most easily done in short games. Note that you don't need to win the game, just complete it. You can manage your build production well, or you can build your refinery, sell it, and wait for your death.You can destroy an Epic that's still building and get credit. Goo epics are usually the least defended Epic, but you may also come across an Epic as you invade the enemy base. Alternatively, camp in your base and let them bring the epic to you, then swarm it.Create a custom game and select Total Annihilation. Alternatively, you can play a skirmish against an idle AI and not have to worry about anything.In multiplayer, this is best done in a 2v2 game where your teammate can help rescue you. Still, this is considerably easier in a skirmish game where you can better control the AI.All four players must be human - AI players won't work. This will take a bit of luck, as well as some skill. Don't be the one to sacrifice your forces to take out another player - let some other poor fool do it, then mop up the remnants. Alternatively, get three friends and trade wins.Barring some trickery to fake a local network, you'll need two copies of the game. Use a virtual machine and run the second copy on there, or use another computer. You clearly don't have any friends and are incapible of making any in real life, because you wouldn't be reading this right now if you did.As Beta, build walls and fill them with troops. This can be a valid strategy, but be prepared to lose this match.THIS ACHIEVEMENT IS CURRENTLY BUGGED, AND MAY NOT UNLOCK.To get that many enemies, you're going to need the game to drag on a while. Place your goo in ambush points and hit the enemy as they go by. Harvesters count towards this number, so attacking extractors is a good tactic.THIS ACHIEVEMENT IS CURRENTLY BUGGED, AND MAY NOT UNLOCK.Attack, fall back, repair. Might be easiest in a 2v2, so your teammate can keep the pressure on while you're managing repairs.THIS ACHIEVEMENT IS CURRENTLY BUGGED, AND MAY NOT UNLOCK.Pretty easy, but you'll have to go out of your way to get it. You can just teleport some silos back and forth if there's no reason for you to teleport buildings.THIS ACHIEVEMENT IS CURRENTLY BUGGED, AND MAY NOT UNLOCK.Extractors in the middle of the map can often be left undefended. Sending multiple Mothers together can make quick work of an extractor before your opponent can send in reinforcements. Simply retreat after you kill one, and let him rebuild. In construction buildings count, so make use of this if possible.THIS ACHIEVEMENT IS CURRENTLY BUGGED, AND MAY NOT UNLOCK.Another easy one, but again you'll have to go out of your way to build all 12.THIS ACHIEVEMENT IS CURRENTLY BUGGED, AND MAY NOT UNLOCK.You need only to destroy each faction's Epic once across multiple games. This does NOT need to be done in one match. Epics that are still being constructed count.Through normal play, with matches taking an average of 20 minutes, you're looking at over 30 hours, assuming you win every match (not happening). If you want to grind this one out instead of getting it through normal play, you have two options. The first is to go for quick games - make an early rush, and if it fails give up and play a new game. Or you can trade wins with a friend.