Never tell your password to anyone.

04 March 2013

22:01 - Moles Holes: I still can't believe cave story was made by one person

22:01 - Leon: I know right?

22:01 - Moles Holes: I would absolutely LOVe to make a game like that

22:03 - Leon: Same.

22:03 - Leon: But I don't do all dat technical wizardry and junk.

22:03 - Moles Holes: It took the guy 5 years to make it apparently

22:04 - Leon: Wooooooooooooooow.

22:04 - Leon: That's some commitment right there.

22:04 - Leon: I want to commit myself to something, but I just don't know what.

22:05 - Leon: *Literally no clue*

22:06 - Leon: I can't code, draw (though I'm kinda teaching myself to go game art), or anything else for that matter.

22:06 - Moles Holes: Well, it isn't that hard to make 8-bit sprites on the computers

22:06 - Moles Holes: computer*

22:07 - Moles Holes: Anyway, i'm gonna go to bed now

22:07 - Moles Holes: Cya whenever leon

22:08 - Leon: Byes.

05 March 2013

18:52 - Leon: RIGHT.

18:52 - Leon: HELLO FGT.

18:52 - Moles Holes: HEY

18:52 - Leon: YOU ARE PLAYING MY TEXT-BASED AD-LIB ADVENTURE.

18:52 - Leon: WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

18:52 - Moles Holes: D:

18:52 - Moles Holes: WUT

18:53 - Leon: 'COS SAM'S A GRADE A-AFKTHATIS- FGT.

18:53 - Moles Holes: OH

18:53 - Leon: Scenario:

18:54 - Leon: You have been incarcerated against your will in a fortified jail facility.

18:54 - Leon: Your cell consists of nothing more than breezeblock walls and a hard, concrete floor.

18:55 - Leon: In spite of your recent incarceration, you have no clue as to what crime you had commited.

18:55 - Leon: You stand, in your cell and contemplate what should be done:

18:55 - Leon: Your options:

18:55 - Leon: > Look out of the barred window.

18:56 - Leon: > Attempt to contact someone outside the cell door.

18:56 - Leon: CHOOSE ONE FGT.

18:56 - Moles Holes: HEY

18:56 - Moles Holes: neds moar creativity

18:57 - Leon: JUST

18:57 - Leon: CHOOSE.

18:57 - Leon: I'M MAKING IT UP AS I GO ALONG.

18:57 - Leon: IT SHOULD BE ENTERTAINING.

18:57 - Leon: NOW CHOOSE.

18:57 - Leon: RIGHT.

18:57 - Moles Holes: UMM

18:57 - Leon: :v

18:57 - Moles Holes: LOOK OUT DA BARS

18:59 - Leon: You see linear establishments not dissimilar to that of your current location, you can see a work out yard below, not surprisingly it is completely lacking in all life as we know it.

19:00 - Leon: You assess your remaining options.

19:00 - Leon: > Attempt to contact someone outside the cell door.

19:00 - Moles Holes: JESUS CHRIST

19:00 - Leon: xD

19:00 - Moles Holes: THIS ENGLISH IS TOO ADVANCED FOR ME.

19:00 - Moles Holes: MAKE IT MORE SIMPLER

19:00 - Moles Holes: MY VOCAB IS SHIT.

19:00 - Moles Holes is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

19:00 - Leon: ASSESS YOUR BLOODY OPTIONS AND-

19:01 - Leon: > Attempt to contact someone outside the cell door.

19:01 - Leon: > Do a merry jig.

19:01 - Leon: CHOOSE NOU

19:01 - Leon: OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

19:01 - Leon: Something like that.

19:01 - Leon: RIGHT.

19:01 - Leon: LET'S JUST DROP IT

19:01 - Leon: OKAYY???

19:02 - Leon: CYA MOLES.

19:02 - Leon: YOU DIED, APPARENTLY.

19:02 - Moles Holes: NO

19:02 - Moles Holes: WAIT

19:02 - Leon: THE END.

19:02 - Moles Holes: NUUU

19:02 - Leon: WHAT.

19:02 - Moles Holes: i WANNA PLAY :_:

19:02 - Leon: LUCKILY AS YOUR CORSPE FELL TO THE FLOOR SOME RANDOM SHIT HAPPENED CAUSING TIME TO REVERT BACK TO THE MOMENT AFTER YOU PEEKED OUT THE BARS.

19:02 - Moles Holes: I do the merry jig

19:05 - Leon: You bust some moves never before disclosed to the public, a new energy reinvigorates your tired and once lifeless body (+1 to Dexterity) However you become so caught up in the dance you also begin to sing relentlessly.

19:06 - Moles Holes: YES

19:06 - Moles Holes: That sounds like me

19:06 - Leon: Despite being cautioned several times you continue to twist and turn on your concrete dance mat, causing a gaurd to step in and attempt to impede your progress.

19:06 - Leon: *GUARD

19:06 - Moles Holes: doing dance moves nobodys ever seen before

19:06 - Leon: DAMNIT.

19:06 - Moles Holes: impede?

19:06 - Leon: He opens the cell door, and approaches.

19:06 - Moles Holes: Does that mean stop?

19:06 - Leon: (That means stop, yes)

19:06 - Moles Holes: Yay

19:06 - Leon: What do you do?

19:06 - Leon: Your options:

19:07 - Leon: > Attempt to reinvest your dancing ability into a form of martial arts

19:07 - Leon: > Use your now boosted Dexterity to leap over the guard,closing the cell door behind him.

19:08 - Leon: >Shut up, hoping he won't beat you to a pulp as much as initially planned.

19:08 - Leon: >Urinate in his face.

19:08 - Moles Holes: Ooh that's a hard choose between 1 and 4

19:08 - Moles Holes: hmm

19:09 - Leon: You CAN lose, by the way.

19:09 - Moles Holes: The 1st one

19:09 - Moles Holes: Attemept to reinvest my dancing ability, hoping the ability will turn into marshal arts

19:09 - Moles Holes: martial*

19:10 - Leon: What were you thinking? That you can just bust ass as well as you can bust a move? No way, that takes years of training from a martial arts instructor for that. You attempt to moonwalk into the prison officer to no avail, at which point he knocks you to the floor.

19:10 - Leon: What will you do?

19:10 - Leon: Your options:

19:10 - Moles Holes: rofl

19:11 - Leon: >Go back to the last set of choices

19:11 - Moles Holes: The only good thing about my english is that i can read fast

19:11 - Leon: > Defecate oneself.

19:11 - Leon: > Attempt a headspin as a last resort.

19:11 - Leon: > Cry and curl up into a ball.

19:12 - Moles Holes: What does defecate mean?

19:12 - Leon: >Try to snatch his keys and make a break for the door.

19:12 - Leon: (Piss and poo yourself)

19:12 - Moles Holes: Ooh

19:12 - Moles Holes: go back to last options

19:12 - Moles Holes: And urine on him :D

19:13 - Moles Holes: urinate*

19:13 - Leon: The guard stops with an initial sense of shock, as a puddle of urine congregates into a large puddle beneath his feet.

19:14 - Leon: He doesn't look best pleased with your endeavor and proceeds to engage you in combat.

19:14 - Leon: However, the urine causes him to slip and fall, giving you an advantage.

19:14 - Leon: What will you do?

19:14 - Leon: Your options:

19:14 - Moles Holes: rofl

19:15 - Leon: > Grab his keys and make a wild dash for the door.

19:15 - Leon: > Curb stomp him until he no longer moves.

19:15 - Leon: > Use the pumpkin to smother and incapacitate him.

19:15 - Moles Holes: Wait

19:16 - Leon: > Victory Dance.

19:16 - Moles Holes: Where the hell did the pumpkin come from?

19:16 - Moles Holes: VICTORY DANCE.

19:16 - Leon: IT'S BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNING.

19:16 - Moles Holes: YOU MENTIONED NOTHING ABOUT A PUMPKIN.

19:16 - Leon: You proceed to celebrate your apparent victory over the institutional officer.

19:17 - Leon: (What Pumpkin?)

19:18 - Leon: However, in doing so, you disregard the fact that he is merely downed, but not yet out for the count.

19:18 - Leon: Ignorant to his person, he stumbles to his feet, enraged, and drenched in urine, he rugby tackles you to the floor and proceeds to pummel you with his fists of fury.

19:19 - Leon: You have lost.

19:19 - Leon: Would you like to go back?

19:20 - Moles Holes: But I punch myself in the head just after I did the victory dance, nearly knocking me out, but it cures my amnesia. I then summon my moles from my underground mole fortress, and escape in a flash.

19:20 - Moles Holes: i HATE MY ENGLISH

19:20 - Moles Holes: But i'm creative :D

19:20 - Leon: Though it turns out this was a euphoric dream brought on my the trauma of being incarcerated.

19:21 - Leon: You have lost your mind, and are blacking out at the hands of your assailant.

19:21 - Leon: You have lost.

19:21 - Leon: Would you like to go back?

19:21 - Moles Holes: :C

19:21 - Moles Holes: Ehh ok

19:21 - Leon: Choose an option.

19:21 - Moles Holes: And how do you have such a good vocabulary?

19:22 - Leon: > Grab his keys and make a wild dash for the door.

> Curb stomp him until he no longer moves.

> Use the pumpkin to smother and incapacitate him.

19:22 - Leon: I'll tell you about it in a bit, Moles.

19:22 - Moles Holes: And I choose the use a pumkin to smother and (whatever that word means) him

19:22 - Leon: Incapacitate means knock out.

19:23 - Moles Holes: Ah

19:23 - Leon: What a dumb idea! You can't use an object as rigid as a pumpkin to smother the guard, he grows frustrated at your feeble assault and roundhouse kicks you to the floor.

19:23 - Leon: YOu black out.

19:24 - Moles Holes: Lol

19:24 - Moles Holes: Do I lose? or just black out

19:24 - Leon: You lost.

19:24 - Leon: > Grab his keys and make a wild dash for the door.> Curb stomp him until he no longer moves.

19:15 - Leon: > Use the pumpkin to smother and incapacitate him.

19:24 - Leon: Eh.

19:24 - Leon: That didnt work

19:25 - Leon: NOT THE PUMPKIN ONE BUT CHOOSE.

19:25 - Moles Holes: Curb stomp him

19:25 - Moles Holes: Until he no longer moves

19:26 - Leon: You are caught up in the moment and your fellings of panic and fear get the better of you, in a desperate bid of safety you attempt to take him out once and for all.

19:26 - Leon: You stomp.

19:27 - Leon: And you stomp.

19:27 - Leon: You hear a progress sound of crunching,

19:27 - Leon: and bones,

19:27 - Leon: bones breaking.

19:27 - Leon: Shattering

19:27 - Moles Holes: Ouch

19:27 - Leon: Everything has gone quiet.

19:27 - Leon: You look down at the body.

19:28 - Leon: You are no undertaker but you safely assume that he's a goner.

19:29 - Leon: Your heart sinks, you retreat back into your cell, and gaze out at the window as the day draws to an end.

19:29 - Leon: But then,

19:29 - Leon: you hear growling.

19:29 - Leon: A murmur.

19:29 - Leon: You turn to see the guard drawn to his feet.

19:30 - Leon: He says, with an exasperated sigh.

19:30 - Leon: "You're dead."

19:30 - Moles Holes: Welp

19:30 - Moles Holes: I'm screwed

19:30 - Leon: The growl becomes a roar and he charges at you.

19:31 - Leon: Showing no utter regard for the puddle of urine that has manifested itself on the floor.

19:31 - Leon: He slips.

19:31 - Leon: And falls, the door slamming shut behind him.

19:31 - Leon: He's out cold.

19:31 - Leon: What do you do?

19:32 - Leon: Your options:

19:32 - Moles Holes: Lol, this puddle of urine is a live-saver

19:32 - Leon: > Victory Dance

19:32 - Leon: > Inspect the body

19:32 - Leon: >Look kout the widow a third time

19:32 - Leon: *> Look out

19:33 - Leon: > Roll around in the puddle of urine for being a life saver.

19:33 - Moles Holes: Hmm

19:33 - Moles Holes: Victory Dance!

19:34 - Leon: You dance a merry jive to celebrate the defeat of your apparent nemesis, but you soon grow weary. You stop to assess your other options.

19:34 - Leon: Choose another.

19:35 - Moles Holes: Rol laround i nthe puddle of urine for being a life saver.

19:35 - Moles Holes: Roll*

19:35 - Leon: Reaching a euphoric state of happiness and showing a complete disregard for personal hygeine, you roll around in your own defecation.

19:36 - Leon: It pleases you for roughly the first two and a half seconds before you realise what a stupid thing it was to do.

19:37 - Leon: Combining with the stench of your dance-sweat, the odour becomes almost unbearable.

19:37 - Leon: And you are about to vomit.

19:37 - Leon: Where do you do this?

19:37 - Moles Holes: |Rofl

19:37 - Moles Holes: On the puddle

19:37 - Leon: > Out the window

19:37 - Leon: > In the puddle of urine

19:37 - Leon: > On the guard

19:38 - Leon: Choose now.

19:38 - Moles Holes: In th puddle

19:38 - Moles Holes: the*

19:38 - Leon: You vomit into the puddle of urine, realising that you are a connoisseur of bad decisions.

19:39 - Leon: The two substances form to create a smell that is almost unbearable.

19:39 - Leon: You need to get out of that cell fast.

19:39 - Leon: What do you do?

19:39 - Leon: Your options:

19:40 - Leon: > Inspect the body

> Investigate outside the window for some assistance.

19:40 - Leon: > Use the guard as a battering ram.

19:40 - Moles Holes: Use the guard as a battering ram

19:41 - Leon: The guard is to large for you to lift, you instead drag him to the door and slam his head off of it.

19:41 - Leon: *too large

19:41 - Leon: This works to no avail as the door is made of steel.

19:42 - Leon: Instead, you cause severe cranial damage and smatter blood everywhere.

19:42 - Leon: Your current options:

19:43 - Leon: > Investigate outside the window for some assistance.

> Steal the police officer's clothing as a disguise

19:43 - Leon: > Clean up the place

19:43 - Leon: > Inspect the body.

19:43 - Leon: Choose now.

19:43 - Moles Holes: Steal the police officer's unifrom

19:43 - Moles Holes: uniform*

19:45 - Leon: You steal the police officer's uniform, however not only does it not fit you properly as you are too small it is also drenched with urine and the officer's bloody entrails.

19:45 - Leon: However it does look rather swanky and puts a brightener on an otherwise dreadry day.

19:45 - Leon: *dreary

19:45 - Leon: (+2 Charisma)

19:46 - Leon: However, the buildup of stench of urine coats your body.

19:46 - Leon: (+2 Stench)

19:46 - Moles Holes: Eww lol

19:47 - Leon: (+1 POLICE OFFICER'S UNIFORM)

19:47 - Leon: Your options:

19:47 - Leon: > Clean up the place

19:47 - Leon: > Look for assistance

19:47 - Leon: (Outside the window)

19:47 - Leon: > Inspect the officer uniform

19:48 - Leon: > Open the jail cell door.

19:48 - Leon: Choose now.

19:48 - Moles Holes: Inspect the officer's uniform

19:49 - Leon: You are intent on finding the jail cell keys in which the officer used to open the door in the first place, however to no avail.

19:50 - Leon: You search the nearby vicinity and realise the keys slipped out of the cell during the fight.

19:50 - Leon: It dawns on you that urine is a surprisingly slippy substance.

19:51 - Leon: However, you find a Tazer, some cigarettes, a pair of vintage sun shades and a packet of beef jerky.

19:52 - Leon: (+1 TAZER)

19:52 - Leon: (+1 SUN SHADES)

19:52 - Leon: (+1 BEEF JERKY)

19:53 - Leon: What will you do now?

19:53 - Leon: Your choices:

19:53 - Leon: Seek assistance from outside the cell door.

19:54 - Leon: Attempt to disguise yourself as an officer and gain passage to outside your cell.

19:54 - Leon: Whoops arrows.

19:54 - Leon: > Wear sunshades

19:54 - Leon: > Eat Beef Jerky

19:54 - Leon: > Use tazer

19:54 - Moles Holes: eat beef jerky

19:54 - Moles Holes: Even though it's probably covered in urine :S

19:55 - Leon: You disdainfully eat the beef jerky: a man's food, though the stench of vomit and urine lies heavy on the air.

19:56 - Leon: It eventually becomes too much however and you place half the jerky back in your inside pocket.

19:56 - Leon: (-1/2 BEEF JERKY (NOW OPENED)

19:56 - Leon: Choose another option.

19:57 - Moles Holes: Wear sunshades

19:57 - Leon: A new sense of cool dawns upon you, you fell like a man's man, a man's man's man's man.

19:57 - Leon: But enough of that.

19:58 - Leon: You stare intently at the sky outside and realise you are getting nothing done.

19:58 - Leon: (+1 Charisma)

19:58 - Leon: (+1 Stupidity)

19:58 - Leon: Choose another option.

19:58 - Moles Holes: User tazer

19:59 - Leon: With your new found confidence you wistfully and with reckless abandon point your tazer at the steel door.

19:59 - Leon: Firing it, the metallic clip ricochets of the metal bar and into the puddle of urine.

20:00 - Leon: The clip soon becomes live and shocks you and the deceased warden.

20:00 - Moles Holes: LOl

20:00 - Leon: This sends you plying to the back of the cell.

20:00 - Leon: *flying, even.

20:01 - Leon: You lay on your back, the strength of the shock has left you winded and rendered the magical effects of the jerky's strength inducing power useless.

20:01 - Leon: (-1 Strength)

20:01 - Leon: (+1 Crispyness)

20:02 - Leon: You assess the situation and rethink your options.

20:03 - Leon: Choose again:

20:03 - Leon: > Use tazer

20:03 - Leon: > Check outiside.

20:03 - Moles Holes: outside*

20:04 - Leon: You look outside and see some people congregating around the basketball court, you wave to them and shout for help.

20:04 - Moles Holes: What does congregating mean again?

20:05 - Leon: However, from such a distance (Roughly 5 stories up)

20:05 - Leon: Gathered.

20:05 - Moles Holes: Ah

20:06 - Leon: They don't see past your inconspicuous, urine-laden disguise and exchange comments with a rude hand gesture.

20:06 - Leon: Assess your options.

20:06 - Leon: > Use tazer on crowd

20:06 - Leon: > Use tazer on key

20:07 - Leon: Choose one.

20:07 - Moles Holes: How can I use the tazer on the crowd when I'm in the jail?

20:07 - Leon: Through the window.

20:07 - Leon: They are only in the exercise yard.

20:07 - Moles Holes: Yeah, but aren't jail windows tiny?

20:08 - Moles Holes: Also, what does incomspicuous mean?

20:08 - Leon: This one is roughly 30cm x 40cm with 8cm thick bars spaced unevenly.

20:08 - Moles Holes: Ah

20:08 - Leon: Inconspicuous is undetectable, a good disguise.

20:08 - Leon: You blend in (from that distance)

20:08 - Moles Holes: Ah

20:09 - Moles Holes: Right umm...

20:09 - Leon: Lol we've been doing this for over an hour.

20:09 - Moles Holes: Taze them through the window

20:09 - Moles Holes: Yeah, it's fun lol

20:09 - Leon: You pick what appears to be the ring leader of the group and aim carefully.

20:09 - Leon: You fire.

20:10 - Leon: And hit an oncoming pigeon.

20:10 - Leon: You reel in your prize, not quite sure how to react at such an occurance.

20:11 - Leon: All the while, the bird's electrocution makes for an astounding lightshow.

20:11 - Leon: After turning the tazer off, you pluck the bird from it and drop it on the floor.

20:12 - Leon: You consider what do do:

20:12 - Leon: Your options:

20:12 - Leon: >Attempt to taze ringleader.

20:12 - Leon: > Taze body of warden

20:12 - Leon: >Attempt to taze key.

20:13 - Leon: >Attach tazer to nipple out of sheer curiosity.

20:13 - Moles Holes: Hmm

20:13 - Moles Holes: Be stupid and attach tazer to nipple rofl

20:14 - Leon: In light of your recent psychosis, you decide to experiment upon yourself and clamp your nipple within the tazer.

20:14 - Leon: You set the voltage to low.

20:14 - Leon: A sufficient buzz, but not quite what you were expecting

20:14 - Leon: You turn it up.

20:15 - Leon: The shock adversely causes your arm to spasm and you turn it to the max.

20:15 - Leon: You rell in agony at the pain and pull the tazer off.

20:15 - Leon: *reel in agony

20:15 - Leon: (+1 Crispyness)

20:15 - Leon: (+1 ROAST NIPPLE)

20:15 - Moles Holes: Ouch D:

20:16 - Moles Holes: LOL

20:16 - Leon: You feel drained and slump to the floor.

20:16 - Leon: You weakly consider your options:

20:16 - Leon: > Tazer Ringleader

20:16 - Leon: > Tazer Warden

20:17 - Leon: > Tazer Dead Bird

20:17 - Leon: > Use Cigarettes

20:17 - Moles Holes: Tazer dead bird

20:17 - Moles Holes: Poor lil' bird (

20:17 - Moles Holes: :(

20:19 - Leon: In a sudden burst of anger, feeling it was the bird's fault you missed the ringleader in the exercise yard you taze it's smouldering carcass until the feathers catch fire.

20:19 - Leon: You feel remorseful for your actions.

20:19 - Leon: You must now review your choices.

20:19 - Leon: Choose now.

20:19 - Moles Holes: Use cigarettes

20:20 - Leon: 20:16 - Leon: > Tazer Ringleader

20:16 - Leon: > Tazer Warden

20:17 - Leon: > Use Cigarettes

20:20 - Leon: The stench of smouldering carcass, warm urine, dance-related sweat and vomit lies heavy on the air.

20:21 - Leon: You have a sudden burst of inspiration to light a cigarette using the flaming bird-corpse.

20:21 - Moles Holes: D:

20:21 - Leon: After holding it in the air and letting the smoke build up.

20:21 - Leon: It occurs to you, who has never smoked to give it a go.

20:22 - Leon: (+1 Addiction to Smoking)

20:22 - Leon: You cough and sputter until the excessive amounts of smoke drift from your cell.

20:22 - Leon: Causing the fire alarm to go off.

20:23 - Leon: You pull yourself to the bars as you see several armed officers coming to inspect the cell.

20:23 - Leon: What do you do?

20:23 - Leon: Your options:

20:23 - Leon: > Throw flaming bird at wardens upon cell entry.

20:23 - Moles Holes: THROW FLAMING BIRD.

20:23 - Leon: > Try to blend in as one of the officers.

20:24 - Leon: >Give the cell a nice touch up.

20:24 - Moles Holes: wut I said

20:24 - Leon: > Use the tazer which has so far brought no success.

20:24 - Moles Holes: Ooh

20:24 - Leon: Choose now.

20:24 - Moles Holes: Na, i'm sticking with throwing the flaming bird.

20:25 - Leon: The officers enter the smoke-filled cell.

20:25 - Leon: Unable to detect either you, or the deceased warden who has skumped to the side of the door.

20:26 - Leon: Using your childhood skills of hot potato you pick up the flaming bird and instantaneously throw it at one of the wardens.

20:27 - Moles Holes is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

20:27 - Leon: The warden not only suffers from arsonphobia, a fear of fire, but also Ornithophobia: a fear of birds.

20:28 - Leon: So this is basically like the worst thing for this individual guard.

20:28 - Moles Holes: rofl

20:28 - Leon: This works to your advantage.

20:28 - Moles Holes: Whats arsonphobia?

20:28 - Leon: "arsonphobia, a fear of fire"

20:29 - Leon: The bird collides with the officer who is wearing a polyester uniform, meaning it is intensely flammable.

20:30 - Moles Holes: Ah

20:30 - Leon: Acting sheerly out of panic, the guard fires his Glock into the smog.

20:31 - Leon: Injuring one officer, who's vision, also clouded by the smog, retaliates, killing the officer aflame in the process.

20:32 - Leon: Having adapted your vision to your surroundings you then grab the pistol, firing blindly into the smog.

20:32 - Leon: You kill the officer standing at the door.

20:32 - Leon: And only the wounded one remains.

20:32 - Leon: What do you do?

20:33 - Leon: Your options:

20:33 - Leon: > Kill the last officer out of sheer fury for your imprisonment.

20:33 - Leon: > Attempt to leave quietly.

20:33 - Leon: > Tazer the puddle of urine.

20:33 - Leon: Choose now.

20:34 - Leon: Or forever hold your peace.

20:34 - Moles Holes: tazer da puddle c:

20:35 - Leon: You walk to the door of the prison cell.

20:35 - Leon: Before you leave, as a testament to past hilarity, you tazer the puzzle, believing the wounded officer will he electrocuted in the process.

20:36 - Leon: However you seem to forget you are practically coated in the stuff.

20:37 - Leon: Causing a large jolt to your system.

20:38 - Leon: You again, ironically are shocked and sent flying into the door, slamming it shut.

20:38 - Leon: You are left with two options.

20:38 - Leon: > Unleash your fury on the wounded prison warden with your pistol.

20:39 - Leon: > Grab the keys from the deceased officer and make your way out.

20:39 - Leon: >Change into a new disguise.

20:39 - Leon: Choose now.

20:39 - Leon: *THREE OPTIONS.

20:39 - Leon: I KNOW.

20:39 - Moles Holes: Nice two options you got there

20:39 - Moles Holes: Aww

20:39 - Leon: I DECIDED ON A THIRD.

20:39 - Moles Holes: LOl

20:39 - Moles Holes: Change into a new costume

20:40 - Leon: You take far too long, and the warden lying on the floor isn't just going to let you walk freely from your cell.

20:40 - Leon: You are shot dead immediately.

20:40 - Leon: You lose.

20:40 - Leon: Want to go back and try again?

20:40 - Leon: You have two, TWO OPTIONS.

20:41 - Moles Holes: UNleash my fury

20:41 - Leon: You walk up to the wounded police warden with your +4 charisma in tow.

20:41 - Leon: You smugly lay the barrel of the Glock to his foehead.

20:42 - Leon: You pull the trigger.

20:42 - Leon: *Click*

20:42 - Leon: *Click*

20:42 - Leon: You are nowhere near as proficient with a pistol as your newfound confidence had led you to believe.

20:43 - Leon: Holding the gun incorrectly in such a manner that you had caused the clip of ammo to fall out and the bullets to scatter across the floor.

20:44 - Leon: The guard laughs weakly, and with one of the worst attempts at a movie reference in the history of the world.

20:44 - Leon: Says, "I'll be back." and shoots you in the head.

20:44 - Leon: You have died.

20:44 - Moles Holes: :(

20:44 - Leon: You may choose the last option.

20:44 - Moles Holes: Yep

20:45 - Leon: As the smoke has yet to disband, you are left to ruminate over the officer's dead body.

20:46 - Leon: You catch a glance of the warden whom's wounded state has reduced his general awareness and so far has yet to fully notice your presence of still being alive.

20:46 - Leon: Believing you to be dead in the earlier crossfire.

20:46 - Leon: Your grab the guard's keys and yank them from his belt.

20:46 - Leon: *Jingle*

20:47 - Leon: The guard weakly turns his rifle to the door and aims at the source of the sound.

20:47 - Leon: As if by a stroke of luck, the guard shoots the ring of keys, missing your hand narrowly.

20:48 - Leon: The unfortunate news is that the set of keys have been damaged beyond repair.

20:48 - Leon: Your last option is to confront the wounded officer.

20:48 - Leon: How will you do this?

20:48 - Leon: Your options:

20:48 - Leon: > Attempt to shoot him.

20:49 - Leon: > Call upon the lords of dance and pray that the god's may have mercy on your soul.

20:49 - Leon: > Off yourself.

20:49 - Leon: Choose now.

20:50 - Leon: CHOOSE NOU FGT

20:50 - Leon: AMG

20:50 - Moles Holes: OK

20:50 - Moles Holes: CALL UPON DA LORDS

20:50 - Leon: You hope that this time, you may be able to transgress your dancing prowess into somthing more useful, more formidable.

20:51 - Leon: You shake, you shimmy.

20:53 - Leon: You jive, you jallopy, while reminiscing of an old classic tune: "The Stripper" by David Rose.

20:53 - Leon: You pull out every dance move you have.

20:55 - Leon: All the while not fully aware you are moving cloer to the warden in a simply fortuitous fashion.

20:55 - Leon: He is unable to pinpoint where you are.

20:55 - Leon: *closer

20:56 - Leon: He begins firing randomly, as if to try and hit you, with your +4 Charisma you summon all of the smug-assery you can possibly fathom.

20:56 - Leon: Exclaiming "Nice try baby!"

20:57 - Leon: And decapitating him with a high kick beyond anything anyone has ever seen before.

20:57 - Moles Holes: Yay, I actually succeed in doing something stupid :D

20:57 - Leon: You stand there, left to ruminate over the events that have transgressed over the past few hours.

20:57 - Leon: You take the warden's keys, and leave,

20:57 - Leon: post haste.

20:58 - Leon: Or something.

20:58 - Leon: The end.

20:58 - Leon: *You Win*

20:58 - Leon: *Insert Final Fantasy Victory Theme Here*

20:59 - Leon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3suGfhnT2Sg

20:59 - Leon: Good day to you sir!

20:59 - Moles Holes: That was fun.

20:59 - Leon: I've hope you have enjoyed it!

20:59 - Moles Holes: THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD IN ENGLISH.

20:59 - Leon: I'm exhausted, for me that was two hours of solid typing and coming up with a story.

21:00 - Leon: Phew...

21:00 - Moles Holes: Now

21:00 - Leon: But yeah, it was fun.

21:00 - Moles Holes: My turn :D

21:00 - Moles Holes: I'll do it tommorow.