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A candid interview with the man behind the recent ether flash crash

00:00 - 00:05 ... so Pablo said he was talking to this guy

00:05 - 00:07 apparently he made 3 million dollars buying ether... margin trading

00:07 - 00:10 i said Pablo, let me tell you something...

00:11 - 00:16 did you hear what happened on GDAX the other day

00:17 - 00:21 i think i have his 3 million now...

00:21 - 00:24 oooooops

00:29 - 00:31 him and his friends

00:31 - 00:34 all i had to do was convince a robot to give it to me...

00:38 - 00:40 millions

00:41 - 00:47 all i had to do was sell a few Ether, and then the robot took over...

00:47 - 00:50 it decided that everyone else should sell their ether too...

00:50 - 00:56 so it sold all the ether... ALL OF IT

00:58 - 00:59 at any price

00:59 - 01:01 ANY PRICE AT ALL!

01:04 - 01:06 it was a freaking ether firesale...

01:06 - 01:08 and only i was buying

01:13 - 01:14 i was buying

01:14 - 01:16 and the rates were very reasonable...

01:16 - 01:20 FOR ME

01:21 - 01:27 ether for $10... i'll take it! ... ether for $5... i'll take that too...

01:35 - 01:36 ...so much ether...

01:36 - 01:39 all coming to me... all thanks to this crazy fucking robot

01:41 - 01:44 but seriously, ether is like gold dust

01:44 - 01:47 ...it's gone up like 5000% since it launched

01:47 - 01:49 5000%

01:50 - 01:53 turns out i got in cheaper than the ICO price...

01:54 - 01:56 so much

01:56 - 01:58 i'm thinking

01:58 - 02:02 maybe i should take this robot out for dinner...

02:10 - 02:11 maybe...

02:11 - 02:13 maybe i...

02:15 - 02:17 maybe i should just...

02:17 - 02:20 offer to marry this fucking robot

02:21 - 02:28 whats mine is yours and what's yours is mine and all that...

02:29 - 02:30 [but mainly what's yours]

02:30 - 02:32 too fucking right!

02:36 - 02:39 millions of dollars in my pocket

02:40 - 02:42 now who needs some ether?

02:50 - 02:55 i have one or two for sale

02:56 - 02:58 [do you feel any guilt?]

02:58 - 03:04 look at my face... does it look like the face...

03:04 - 03:09 a person with regret... like my guilt is eating me up?

03:09 - 03:11 oh boy... don't tell me you got liquidated too

03:16 - 03:20 oh shit, i got your ether too?

03:23 - 03:26 well this is awkward