Below are Skype logs between Canadian professional Dota 2 player Artour “Arteezy” Babaev and the owner of team Evil Geniuses, Alexander Garfield.

[4:59:32 PM] Alex Garfield: can we do a voice call

[4:59:33 PM] Arteezy: no

[4:59:34 PM] Arteezy: i cant

[4:59:39 PM] Alex Garfield: i hate you

[4:59:40 PM] Arteezy: my headphones rnt plugged in

[4:59:41 PM] Arteezy: Fuck

[4:59:49 PM] Alex Garfield: is it that hard to plug them in :)

[4:59:52 PM] Arteezy: ya

[4:59:53 PM] Arteezy: im chill DUDE

[4:59:54 PM] Arteezy: im doing chem hw

[4:59:57 PM] Arteezy: Just relaxing

[5:00:01 PM] Arteezy: With music Max sound u Feel me

[5:00:04 PM] Alex Garfield: plug ’em in DUDE

[5:00:17 PM] Arteezy: Just typre dude

[5:00:17 PM] Arteezy: FUk

[5:00:25 PM] Arteezy: Why u gotta be so Formal Mane

[5:00:33 PM] Alex Garfield: i’m old school like that

[5:00:38 PM] Arteezy: I’m just a boy T_T (hug)

[5:00:57 PM] Arteezy: (:|

[5:06:21 PM] Alex Garfield: plug ’em in, homie

[5:06:34 PM] Arteezy: DIDE FICKL OFF

[5:06:37 PM] Arteezy: PLZ LET ME BE

[5:06:46 PM] Arteezy: IM IN SUCH A chill pHaSe

[5:06:49 PM] Arteezy: Rock on

[3:21:28 PM] Arteezy: who did u hear that from

[3:21:37 PM] Alex Garfield: can’t answer that

[3:21:46 PM] Arteezy: ███████

in celebration im gonna ███████

[4:22:34 PM] Arteezy: i dont want to be forced

[4:22:35 PM] Arteezy: to stream ███ hours

[4:22:42 PM] Arteezy: sometimes i dont want to play and do hw and shit like that

[4:22:46 PM] Arteezy: its a genuine concern i feel.

[4:23:00 PM] Arteezy: ███ + ███ for streaming ███ hours how about that

[4:23:15 PM] Arteezy: i dont think ill stream as much

[4:23:19 PM] Arteezy: due to matches n shit

[4:23:24 PM] Arteezy: which is what im foreseeing

[4:23:35 PM] Alex Garfield: there are going to be at least 20 hours of streaming required in the contract regardless

[4:23:52 PM] Arteezy: ye thats np

[4:24:43 PM] Alex Garfield: $███ including ███ hours, $███ bonus at additional ███ hours, performance bonus structure which maxes out at $███

[4:24:45 PM] Alex Garfield: and you will sign?

[4:25:49 PM] Arteezy: yes

[4:26:20 PM] Alex Garfield: ok

[4:26:25 PM] Arteezy: wow

[4:26:27 PM] Arteezy: Business

[4:28:06 PM] Alex Garfield: ~business~

[4:30:26 PM] Arteezy: in celebration im gonna ███████

[4:30:28 PM] Arteezy: tonight

[4:33:30 PM] Alex Garfield: red flags

[4:34:14 PM] Arteezy: O cmon dude

how is ███████ offensive U FUCKIN MKOTHERUFK ER

[12:56:45 AM] Alex Garfield: you’re gonna have to chill a little bit on language while on stream

[12:56:52 AM] Arteezy: i am aware

[12:56:52 AM] Alex Garfield: stuff like that is not as okay

[12:56:54 AM] Arteezy: i am just getting it out

[12:56:57 AM] Arteezy: before i sign this ███████

[12:57:15 AM] Arteezy: how come i cant use ███████ though

[12:57:23 AM] Alex Garfield: it’s an offensive word to a lot of people

[12:57:29 AM] Arteezy: it seems subjective

[12:57:34 AM] Alex Garfield: can’t say ███████, either

[12:57:45 AM] Arteezy: >?

[12:57:47 AM] Arteezy: ███████?

[12:57:49 AM] Arteezy: WHAT th ehlel

[12:57:54 AM] Alex Garfield: hell is fine

[12:58:04 AM] Arteezy: isn’t

[12:58:08 AM] Arteezy: ███████ = female dog

[12:58:14 AM] Alex Garfield: you’re cute

[12:58:14 AM] Arteezy: how is ███████ offensive

[12:58:18 AM] Arteezy: U FUCKIN MKOTHERUFK ER

[12:58:34 AM] Alex Garfield: this is going well

[12:58:55 AM] Arteezy: Oh well

[12:58:58 AM] Arteezy: wait are u for real

[12:59:00 AM] Arteezy: how come ic ant say ███████

[12:59:04 AM] Arteezy: i can understand the rest

[12:59:07 AM] Arteezy: but this shit waht the fuk

[12:59:10 AM] Arteezy: what about ███████

[12:59:13 AM] Arteezy: or ███████

[12:59:16 AM] Arteezy: or ███████

[12:59:42 AM] Alex Garfield: i think you know

[12:59:45 AM] Alex Garfield: the answer to that question

[1:00:04 AM] Arteezy: alright apologies

[1:00:30 AM] Alex Garfield: good talk

[1:00:49 AM] Arteezy: what else

[1:00:51 AM] Arteezy: am i not allowed to say

[1:01:08 AM] Arteezy: am i allowed to call other players out

[1:01:10 AM] Arteezy: and call them ███████

[1:01:11 AM] Arteezy: and shit like that

[1:01:19 AM] Alex Garfield: that’s fine

[1:01:27 AM] Arteezy: and what are the consequences for calling someone one of the above

[1:01:28 AM] Alex Garfield: it’s better if you just call them bad

[1:01:48 AM] Alex Garfield: ███████, ███████, and ███████

[1:01:49 AM] Alex Garfield: are really bad

[1:01:51 AM] Alex Garfield: and will be fined

[1:01:55 AM] Arteezy: hows ███████ bad

[1:01:57 AM] Arteezy: fear told me ███████ is ok

[1:01:59 AM] Arteezy: a while back

[1:01:59 AM] Alex Garfield: shut up

[1:02:03 AM] Arteezy: Rofl





[7:01:18 PM] Alex Garfield: so

[7:01:23 PM] Alex Garfield: we signing tonight?

[7:16:44 PM] Arteezy: Please relax.

[7:17:18 PM] Alex Garfield: you relax.

[7:17:29 PM] Arteezy: LEAN IS IMMATURE WAHT TEH UFCK IDD U JUST SAY POPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[7:17:32 PM] Arteezy: Lean

[7:17:33 PM] Arteezy: Lean

[7:17:34 PM] Arteezy: Lean DOER

[7:18:43 PM] Arteezy: Wow. Its open..

[7:18:45 PM] Arteezy: Sign 1location

[7:18:46 PM] Arteezy: ^_^

[7:32:21 PM] Alex Garfield: ?????

[7:32:27 PM] Alex Garfield: waddup DUDE?

[7:33:05 PM] Arteezy: FUCKin relax dude

[7:33:07 PM] Arteezy: im contemplating this

[11:59:22 PM] Arteezy: alright

[11:59:24 PM] Arteezy: i let it all out dude

[11:59:26 PM] Arteezy: i put on the ███████ song 300 x

[11:59:28 PM] Arteezy: and said ███████ 300 times

[12:02:42 AM] Alex Garfield: GLAD TO HEAR IT

[12:03:34 AM] Arteezy: 600 hunna emails

[12:03:36 AM] Arteezy: i AINT EVNE OPEN

[12:03:38 AM] Arteezy: ███████ U MUST BE JOKING

[12:03:42 AM] Arteezy: NEON GREEN PANTS

[12:36:02 AM] Alex Garfield: six hundred hundred emails?

[12:37:26 AM] Arteezy: Oops

ur fukin shit at jokes

[8:43:17 PM] Arteezy: whys ur name

[8:43:19 PM] Arteezy: adam apicella

[8:44:22 PM] Arteezy: on steam

[9:50:24 PM] Alex Garfield: it’s not

[9:50:27 PM] Alex Garfield: oh

[9:50:28 PM] Alex Garfield: on my profile

[9:50:29 PM] Alex Garfield: LOL

[9:50:34 PM] Alex Garfield: i don’t know. because it’s funny.

[10:02:29 PM] Arteezy: ur fukin shit at jokes

[10:05:27 PM] Alex Garfield: we’re not gonna get along.

[7:37:53 PM] Arteezy: ohgoodness u scared me

[7:37:59 PM] Arteezy: i thouight u were gonna msg me about my tweet

[7:38:03 PM] Arteezy: Great

[7:38:11 PM] Alex Garfield: i wasn’t, but now i’m going to check your twitter

[7:45:59 PM] Alex Garfield: that kind of stuff is a no-no

[7:46:05 PM] Arteezy: ███████

[7:46:51 PM] Alex Garfield: good talk

[7:49:23 PM] Arteezy: am i allowed to have ███████ in my tweets

[7:51:47 PM] Alex Garfield: you really should avoid having ███████ in your tweets

U my homie or U my homie? i jam out to this max sound and get drunk

Get higher

[8:15:03 PM] Arteezy: FUCK EG FUCK THE SYSTEM YOLO

[8:15:13 PM] Alex Garfield: whatever that means.

[8:16:22 PM] Arteezy: the past is the fuckign past dude

[8:16:23 PM] Arteezy: It happens

[8:18:45 PM] Alex Garfield: nah, blood.

[8:19:02 PM] Arteezy: U my homie or U my homie?

[8:22:53 PM] Arteezy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TzkHicCWYg

[8:22:58 PM] Arteezy: i jam out to this max sound and get drunk

[8:23:00 PM] Arteezy: Get higher

[11:45:48 PM] Alex Garfield: god

[11:45:49 PM] Alex Garfield: fuck my life

[11:55:25 PM] Arteezy: What?

[11:56:26 PM] Alex Garfield: what the fuck

[11:56:28 PM] Alex Garfield: are these videos

[11:56:31 PM] Arteezy: ?

[11:56:34 PM] Arteezy: i jam out to this shit

[11:56:35 PM] Arteezy: Get higher

[11:56:41 PM] Arteezy: Juicy j and kreayshawn

[11:56:43 PM] Arteezy: thats a smoking marathon

[11:56:44 PM] Arteezy: Take a shot

[11:57:27 PM] Alex Garfield: god

[11:57:39 PM] Arteezy: r we gunna jam out to this shit

[11:58:21 PM] Alex Garfield: i guess.

[6:51:39 PM] Arteezy: i got my gear dude thx

[6:51:41 PM] Arteezy: ij ust got another request.

[7:03:22 PM] Alex Garfield: hit me

[7:04:03 PM] Arteezy: Rofl? ███████

[7:04:49 PM] Alex Garfield: ??

[7:04:52 PM] Alex Garfield: ███████?

[7:05:11 PM] Arteezy: Uhm

[7:05:12 PM] Arteezy: Sorry.

[7:05:17 PM] Arteezy: Mistype

[7:05:19 PM] Arteezy: I meant ███████

[7:05:21 PM] Arteezy: Hey&

[7:05:25 PM] Alex Garfield: you’re a funny guy

[7:05:29 PM] Alex Garfield: we’re gonna have some good times

[7:12:45 PM] Arteezy: headsets ruin your hair

[7:12:48 PM] Arteezy: how do people play like that

[7:12:52 PM] Alex Garfield: your hair is like

[7:12:57 PM] Alex Garfield: .5″ long

[7:12:59 PM] Arteezy: so what

[7:13:01 PM] Arteezy: it still gets ruined

[7:13:06 PM] Alex Garfield: how can you ruin that

[7:13:10 PM] Arteezy: theres a dent

[7:13:14 PM] Alex Garfield: do you use GEL

[7:13:18 PM] Alex Garfield: do you need TIME IN THE MIRROR

[7:13:22 PM] Arteezy: no i hate gel

[7:13:24 PM] Arteezy: im a natural kinda guy

[7:13:28 PM] Alex Garfield: do you SPRAY IT

[7:13:30 PM] Arteezy: No

[7:13:33 PM] Arteezy: r those FUKIN capos

[7:13:35 PM] Arteezy: necessay

[7:13:36 PM] Arteezy: Motherfucker

[7:13:56 PM] Arteezy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9C0hSqI0AQ&

wHaTcHu wAnNa tALk aBOuT aRtoUR

[7:16:27 PM] Alex Garfield: i’m gonna have to get off skype

[7:16:32 PM] Arteezy: Dude

[7:16:33 PM] Alex Garfield: good luck in your games tomorrow

[7:16:35 PM] Arteezy: U cant just leave a brother hagning

[7:16:40 PM] Alex Garfield: okay

[7:16:46 PM] Arteezy: RIOFlk

[7:17:07 PM] Alex Garfield: wHaTcHu wAnNa tALk aBOuT aRtoUR

[7:17:47 PM] Arteezy: i have 10 days to finish 3 units of math dude

[7:17:55 PM] Arteezy: ive left everything to the last minute

[7:18:25 PM] Alex Garfield: are three units a lot of units?

[7:18:45 PM] Arteezy: yea

[7:18:48 PM] Arteezy: 3 homework packages

[7:18:51 PM] Arteezy: 3 tests

[7:18:53 PM] Arteezy: FUCK

[7:18:56 PM] Alex Garfield: addition is hard

[7:19:04 PM] Alex Garfield: you on three digit addition?

[7:19:06 PM] Alex Garfield: long division?

[7:19:08 PM] Arteezy: i got the highest mark in my grade on my bio test im so happy dude

[7:19:14 PM] Arteezy: that wasa highlight of my life

[7:32:55 PM] Arteezy: im gonan b EG.ARTEEZY.sadboys

[7:32:59 PM] Arteezy: The legacy will live on

[7:33:03 PM] Arteezy: #Emotional

[7:33:10 PM] Arteezy: #ArizonaIcedOutBoys

[7:33:15 PM] Alex Garfield: you are probably not going to be that

[7:33:18 PM] Arteezy: Rofl?

[7:33:20 PM] Arteezy: Whats ur problem

[7:33:28 PM] Alex Garfield: maybe something less ugly

[7:33:29 PM] Alex Garfield: how about

[7:33:34 PM] Alex Garfield: EG.Arteezy[SAD]

[7:33:37 PM] Arteezy: Ok

[7:33:47 PM] Arteezy: Yung Lean Doer

[7:33:55 PM] Alex Garfield: i have no idea what that means

[7:34:23 PM] Arteezy: im so me

[7:34:33 PM] Arteezy: my drow is internationally recognzied

[7:35:47 PM] Arteezy: do u go clubbing

[7:35:54 PM] Alex Garfield: yes

[7:35:56 PM] Arteezy: oh right hows ur break from cigs

[7:35:59 PM] Arteezy: did u lose yet

[7:36:01 PM] Arteezy: are u winning

[7:36:03 PM] Alex Garfield: no, i’m winning

[7:36:10 PM] Alex Garfield: when i commit to do something i generally do it

[7:36:16 PM] Arteezy: Rofl

[7:36:17 PM] Arteezy: i dont

[7:36:23 PM] Alex Garfield: BOY YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT RUNNIN’ AWAY

[7:36:35 PM] Arteezy: ive got like so much bio shit to do

[7:36:39 PM] Arteezy: i mgonan go queue for a math

[7:36:39 PM] Alex Garfield: BEATIN’ LIKE A DRUM AND IT’S COMIN’ YOUR WAY

[7:36:44 PM] Arteezy: Alright dude ur me now

[7:37:21 PM] Alex Garfield: CAN’T YOU HEAR THAT BOOM BADOOM BOOM BOOM BADOOM BOOM BOOM

[7:37:25 PM] Alex Garfield: YEAH THAT’S THAT SUPER BASS

[7:37:28 PM] Arteezy: alright

[7:37:30 PM] Arteezy: if ur acutally listenign to that

[7:37:34 PM] Arteezy: im goinna kill myslef

[7:37:35 PM] Alex Garfield: on repeat

[7:37:39 PM] Alex Garfield: i’ve listened to it

[7:37:41 PM] Alex Garfield: probably 200x in a row

[7:37:43 PM] Arteezy: what are u even fucking doing

[7:37:50 PM] Alex Garfield: good song

[7:37:51 PM] Arteezy: arent u like 27 or something

[7:37:51 PM] Alex Garfield: great song

[7:37:54 PM] Arteezy: why are u listenign to nicki minaj

[7:37:55 PM] Alex Garfield: 29

[7:38:02 PM] Alex Garfield: but i look 19 when i shave

[7:38:16 PM] Arteezy: i look 16 when i shave

[7:38:27 PM] Arteezy: Fuck it dude

[7:39:04 PM] Alex Garfield: fuk it

[7:39:25 PM] Arteezy: have u ever drank lean

[7:40:24 PM] Alex Garfield: i legit

[7:40:28 PM] Alex Garfield: have no idea what that even means.

[7:41:41 PM] Arteezy: POURPLE RANK