WARNING: BABIES ARE BEING DROPPED

So Imma be real and tell you what this is about

Who let the dogs out? It was them cats no doubt

Guess you could say that we gave them a Fake Out

Stuck three fingers up there like a boy scout

Knocked ya crew out so hard they lookin' like a Bellsprout

We're out of the pound and we got some lines to spout

And when we're done we'll serve you cats like smoked trout

Cause we're the hot dogs to your sauerkraut.



Speakin' of hot dogs we got Houndoom and Arcanine

SunnyBeamin' 'cause it's our day to shine

Burnin' Skittys like Shaymin the porcupine

Got Stoutland in our crew aged like fine wine

Sand Rushin' with the Hippo and my bro Mamoswine

And my boy Granbull reppin' the new Fairy design

Pixies won last round starting from the first line

Just like doge. such wow. you cats. no spine.

wow. many hurt. such rap. very talentful.

Man, your one and only meme is overused and pitiful

Us cats are everywhere 'cause we're nothin' but wonderful

Bitches want us banned 'cause we're damn near untouchable

Our swag is off the charts, paralyzin' hoes on an infinite interval

Foul Playing your asses makes fighting us regrettable

Listen nigga, yo bravery is actually quite commendable

But just don't be alarmed when you lose a fuckin' testicle.



My crew rocks 9 lives, y'all can't even compete

You'd best just beg to your master for a retreat

'Cause we be Fury Swiping for days without a fleet

Pyroar be pouncin' on yo Mightyenas on repeat

Kings of Pride Rock make y'all obsolete

My bro Meowstic and I be pranking as a treat

Yo, despite our sizes lookin' pretty petite

We got tricks up our sleeves for ya to admit defeat.

Yo crew needs 9 lives? We only need one

'Cause we go hardest bar none

Even if ya got 9 bars y'all are one and done

Since yo crew is a bunch of pussies son

Pussy cats that is, go bake some hot crossed buns

One a penny, two a penny, shoot you with a gun

1 down 8 to go, and we've only just begun

Still though, it's pretty clear that we've already won.



We don't care about your tricks cause we loyal

And they're still as overplayed as Lorde's Royal

Hope they serve ya boys in a Chinese restaurant broiled

I'll be eatin' my Scooby Snax with a Blissey egg Soft-Boiled

Hit us with a Double-Edge and you'll die from recoil

Catch us on the Rebound like a Colossoil

Take Down you fools like tin foil

'Cause we're as smooth as extra virgin olive oil.

Like, zoinks, man, why don't ya just let go?

You dogs are in trouble, cue the "Ruh-roe!"

Ya think you smooth, but y'all are Purugly, bro

We classy, sassy, sexy, like Monroe

Not to mention cute like my babe Litleo

Encore, encore! Y'all been putting on a great show

But careful not to make one wrong move, though

Or expect to be next on Dr. Phil's talk show.



I mean, did ya get Switcheroo'd a Lagging Tail? 'Cause you laggin' behind

Plottin' nasty thoughts is part of our grind

Hope ya got the stability and state of mind

'Cause plot 3 times and we take over mankind

Y'all just begun? Perhaps it's time to unwind

I'll let ya know we won't be as kind

As we be Sand Attackin' to make ya go blind

With our pieces of shit on yo face, hope ya like it signed.

We bustin' moves like our boy Hong Kong Phooey

One more meow and your crew's chop suey

Served with Peking ducks Huey Duey and Louie

On that Duck Tales shit with Scrooge the screwy

Speed droppin' ya cause our slobber is Gooey

Scooby Dooby, I'm rockin' it hella groovy

Gonna teach you some moves like I taught ya how to dougie

Hope you cats can swim in our heated up jacuzzi.



Spittin' fumes hotter than my boy Houndoom

While you coughin' up hairballs in the dining room

That's to be expected when ya lick yourself to groom

That shit's like saliva scented perfume

Smells so ratchet like Stun Spore Vileplume

So you can give up and start sucking our fruit of the loom

Like the high school girls who have ya as a Halloween costume

So choke on this hairball 'cause that's more than you can consume.