Today I received a plain white mug which came inexplicably in a box labelled "I'm a twat mug", every time I drink from this mug at the office my colleagues point and laugh as I sip my coffee. I can only assume this mug enhances my already abundant natural comedic ability, the real test will be at the comedy club tomorrow though!

To my surprise the sender also kindly included a rather nice phallus handled mug, there's the wife's anniversary present sorted!