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What kind of arrangement is this? Lois will only tell Superman where he's going after he decides how he wants to get there? And she'll beat him if he doesn't tell her? We don't even know how she benefits from that plan. What did Superman do that made Lois so crazy?



"That is why we are standing in her room, staring."

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Oh, OK, sure, yeah, that'd do it.

Suddenly, Snakehands!





There is no way that this is the clearest way to teach children what "strange" is. No. No way.

D. McCallum has more nerd comedy here and can also be found in The Four Humors, a short story anthology for charity that you can buy here.

For more disturbing looks at superheroes, check out 5 Superheroes Rendered Ridiculous by Gritty Reboots and The 6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters of All Time.

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