The Bible is right because it says it is, right? Well it actually doesn’t say that, per se, but it’s still taken as the gospel truth, even by atheists.

We know why Christians believe it, but atheists take it as the gospel truth because they know the gospels are hogwash at best. 15th hand accounts transcribed hundreds of years later, many contradicting, with many more left out entirely.

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Not just left out, but destroyed wholesale by decree. Can’t have a dissenting voice in the mix, after all.

This comic is unconventionally long, but I had some pretty long-winded material from which to work, and I limited myself to a single book of the Bible. The one book that directly addresses homosexuality… so come on guys, let’s ban it all.