NICK Clegg’s memoir has left the nation reeling with the revelation that Gove and Osborne are a pair of twats.

Britons fear their minds may explode while reading Clegg’s book Politics: Between The Extremes because of its shocking claims about their most beloved political heroes.

After reading an excerpt in the Guardian, teacher Mary Fisher said: “Michael Gove has always been a hero of mine, as well as representing the ultimate sexual prize. However Clegg’s book portrays him as a duplicitous little arse.

“Apparently Osborne and Cameron were twats too. That’s more mental than all the Matrix films combined.

“This literary dynamite should have a sticker on it saying ‘Warning: Contains truth bombs’.”

She added: “Nick Clegg really is the foremost political insider of our times, even if nobody ever invited him to meetings or even included him in the Costa run.”

Meanwhile charity shops have already warned that they cannot accept copies of the book, which has yet to be published.

An Oxfam spokesman said: “I predict a few hundred of these might turn up on a lorry. The answer is no.”

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