We already have the actual college football rankings to fuel our requisite arguments at tailgates and house parties for the next four months or so (e.g., our very own Amway Coaches Poll), but now there’s an entirely new thing to fight over.

Thanks to Grammarly, we now have these new power rankings, based on how bad the grammar of each team’s respective fan base is. These brave, intrepid souls set aside the first rule of Keeping Your Sanity On The Internet, which is NEVER READ THE COMMENTS, and sifted through at least 100 takes from fans of each team, and found out how many mistakes each fan was prone to make, per 100 words.

Alabama fared the worst.