The “Singularity” refers to a notion that, eventually, our technology will push so far that it will lead to a point where artificial intelligence will exceed human intellectual capacity, thereby radically changing civilization. We will lose complete control, life will become unpredictable and possibly even terrifying. Our creations may bring about our very own destruction.

A related phenomenon: the Ballpark Concessions Singularity, when we lose control over the insanely over-the-top terrible-for-you novelty food they trot out each spring. I mean, it was nice and life-enhancing when we moved beyond mere hot dogs and peanuts and into things like nachos. But we’re entering into a chain reaction of concessions escalation from which we’re unlikely to emerge unscathed on the other side.

The latest example: what the White Sox will be serving at U.S. Cellular Field this year:

Bacon flight! We’ve got BBQ spice, brown sugar glazed, black pepper and jalapeño. pic.twitter.com/87NvdLUzT3 — Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) April 2, 2015

RIB HELMET! These ribs are served in a souvenir batting helmet with fries, coleslaw and corn bread. pic.twitter.com/jvX65yY7yU — Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) April 2, 2015

There is a lot more on their Twitter feed. I’m sure all of them are good for the first bite or so. But then, with each additional bite, our eventual destruction is sealed.

But I guess I’m cool with it if you are. There are way worse ways to die.