You didn't think we were going to make it through Spencer's week off without this one happening, did you?

Anyways, I'm probably fired. I don't have the Hoda connections Ryan does. *shrug* WORTH IT.





Today's selection comes from the 1996 smash musical "RENT", which became a tremendous, record-breaking hit only after the tragic death of its creator. So buck up, Penn State fans - it could happen to you!













five hundred seventy one thousand four hundred dollars

five hundred seventy one thousand dollars, oh dear

five hundred seventy one thousand four hundred dollars

how much did Kirk earn for each win last year









Beat Purdue, beat Ball State

Beat IU but lost the Cy-Hawk





In fumbles, in ennui, in complaints to your friends

Five hundred seventy one thousand four hundred dollars

How do you measure, a year of Ferentz





how about puuuuuuuunts?

how about puuuuuuuunts

how about puuuuuuuunts

measure in puuuuuuuunts





FROM FOURTH AND ONE



from fourth and 1

five hundred seventy one thousand four hundred dollars

sixteen years in with the same old game plan

five hundred seventy one thousand four hundred dollars

How do you measure the wins of an Iowa man?



In truths that we know

But we try to avoid

In the win over Pitt, or the loss of the Floyd?





There's that huge buyout

So this story never ends

Try to deal with

another year in the life of Ferentz



