Super Creepy Halloween Burgers!

It’s that time of year again, when the veil between the world of the living and the dead is thinnest. When ghouls and ghosts come out to play. That time when we decide to dress up scary or sexy (or scary sexy or even sexy scary), and eats bags and bags of candy!

In honor of this spookiest day of days we’ve compiled our Top 5 Scariest Burgers. Be warned… these are not for the faint of heart!

5. Frog Burger

Yup, that’s a whole Fried Frog in a Jet Black Burger Bun. For only 1,000 yen (approximately 8 dollars) you can sink your teeth into a full juicy Frog. This scary treat is only available at Orbi Yokohama, a nature-themed amusement park south of Tokyo, Japan. But maybe you can try and make it at home because it sounds like the prefect snack to completely freak out your friends with this Halloween (or any day really).

4. Canned Cheeseburger

It’s a Burger. In a can!

3. Stemcell Burger

This could be a wonderful thing, if it didn’t sound like a crazy science fiction, or a beginning of one f-ed up horror film. Basically, this is a lab-grown Burger. After extracting stem cells from cow-tissue, the cells are then grown into muscle fibers in 6 weeks. 20,000 muscle fibers are then artificially colored, minced, mixed with fat, and shaped into Burger.

Why a Burger you ask? Because Burgers are the one thing we must never, ever run out of! (Speaking of horror) The first stem cell Burger was cooked and devoured in 2013 at a cost of £215,000 to produce. That might be a bit pricey for a Halloween party, but don’t worry because by 2020 this little guy should be available to the public at a much more affordable price. Start your Pre-Orders now!

2. Hawkins Special Burger

More of a “heart-attack” scary, than”spooky” scary, but scary none the less. Los Angeles Landmark Hawkins House of Burgers is already known for their huge (and delicious!) Burgers, but this one might just take the cake. The Hawkins Special is a Four-Story Behemoth with Cheese, Bacon, Pastrami, Hot Links, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Onion Rings, Chili, Fried Eggs, Pickles, Mustard and Mayo. It weighs about 5 lb. and is over a foot tall. This is so freakin’ tall, it needs sticks to hold it together! Oh, AND it comes with a large side of Fries and a drink. Not sure what scares us more, the Jenga fear of it tumbling down, or the fear of actually having to finish it all!

1. Human-Flesh Burger

Ever wondered what human flesh would taste like? Let’s rephrase that. Ever wondered what human flesh would taste like IN A BURGER! After watching The Walking Dead, Chef James Thomlinson did exactly that. And then he set about creating it.

Researching detailed accounts of cannibalism (‘Hey want to grab a drink tonight?’ ‘Sorry can’t, I’m researching cannibalism’), Chef Thomlinson combined Veal, Chicken Livers, Bone Marrow and Pork – a blend that apparently closely replicates the taste of human flesh. No need to slaughter your friends (or obnoxious in-laws) anymore to satisfy your zombie curiosities because thanks to Chef Thomlinson you can now sink your teeth into a safe human-free version!

But……what if it actually tastes good?

Happy Halloween!