I've been watching those Real Housewives... shows for years. Why?

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Well, let's just say I'm married...

Being a man watching these reality TV shows for hours on end means I've noticed a pattern and come up with a theory:

Andy Cohen -- the creator of this $160 million TV franchise -- is Satan.

(I've talked to people who work on the series and they admit I'm right...)

What I mean is: Andy Cohen and a bunch of gay dudes push the women on the show to indulge in homewrecking gossip, drunken misbehavior and even fistfights.

So far, 13 marriages on the series have ended in divorce, and that's just the beginning of the familial destruction. One participant on a Cohen show committed suicide.

What is that if not literally diabolical?

I'm not the only one with this theory, either...

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