It is true that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote and that Donald Trump won more electoral votes.

However, it is also important to remember that the electoral college is made up mostly of space aliens.

These space aliens hail from the planet Pluto.

No, you cannot see their cities in those photographs that NASA took last year because the cities are underground.

The entrances were covered with snow in preparation for the NASA probe flying by.

Of course they knew it was coming. They have people on Earth, who are in the electoral college.

They arranged mirrors to spell out a message that was visible from Pluto to warn them about the approaching spacecraft.

They didn't want to be detected because they still need to cast their votes in the electoral college.

If we had discovered that there were cities on Pluto, we would clearly have started wondering if the Plutonians had made it here before we made it there.

We'd have started questioning everything. Were there pod people among us? Could we be confident that those who appeared to be human actually were? How long had they been here, subtly guiding our culture? Our politics! Were they involved in our politics? And so on.