The $8 Billion Abortionplex, Soon With Jamba Juice and Bumper Boats: 4 Stars!

The saga of Planned Parenthood's new state-of-the-art fetus-killing facility in Topeka, KS - complete with coupons, karaoke, multiplex and incinerators - still unfolding. First, the Onion article ; then, a site devoted to Facebook comments from outraged people who took it seriously. Now, Yelp reviews - of the abortion experience, nacho bar, arcade games. Man, alot of people have time on their hands. "Can't wait to go back! Got great deals (Buy one, get one half-off.) Enjoyed the wide selection of bars, and picked up new sandals while I was there! I will be back for plenty more abortions!"

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