Square Enix have finally solved the age old question of "ass or crotch" with their Shiva design for Final Fantasy XIII. The answer? Give 'em both.


While I've seen this thing in action before, most you haven't. So take a look at these, showing Shiva in her Gestalt mode. The core design itself, in the top pic, is great. Typical Square Enix flamboyance, bringing together the wheel and the chassis, the ebony and ivory, all in an elegant, refined, completely over-the-top package.


But then look below. Being a motorcycle (at least in Gestalt mode) means Shiva must be ridden. Would you ride the coupling of two God-like women while one stared up your nose and the other sniffed at your butt?

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Think carefully before answering...

『ファイナルファンタジーXIII』、バイクに変形したシヴァ姉妹の姿がとても卑猥 [はちま起稿]