In 2018, things are tougher than ever for the American marketing professional. It can feel overwhelming at times, trying to keep your business going & your motivation up. I mean, how, in this climate of terror, horror, & resignation, can you convince people to buy whatever meaningless shit you’re pushing? In the face of clear signs that the nation, & world, are about to implode into a bloody murder-fuck driven by our boundless greed & abuse of the planet, how in the heck do you move “funny” t-shirts?! Well, fear not, you intrepid superhero: I’ve got 7 brilliant tactics to help you keep peddling garbage while the world burns down around you!