This is absolutely priceless.

New York Magazine's pop music critic Jody Rosen apparently unearthed this gem from the 1980s with "a friend packing for a move" according to his Twitter.

A relic from a 1988 Women's and Gender Studies class, which was reportedly held at the University of Wisconsin, the worksheet is titled "When You Meet a Lesbian: Hints for the Heterosexual Women" and has some ridiculous (and ridiculously hilarious) suggestions for how straight women should compose themselves and act around lesbians.

#OMG: Circa 1988 UW-Madison Women's Studies 103 Handout: "When You Meet a Lesbian: Hints for the Heterosexual Women." pic.twitter.com/ZhzE0cK4VQ — Jody Rosen (@jodyrosen) April 7, 2014

Our personal favorite? "Do not ask her how she got this way. Ask yourself how you got this way."

Genius!