So, to start, I guess I should explain what I left for my Santa to work with...

Here is my exchange preferences.

I'm single, I don't have a woman around to keep the house smelling great. I need to though, so that the ladies don't go running because my dog typically likes to generate the most interesting smells. I also need to smell fresh when I go out trying to meet said lady, so cologne or body spray is acceptable too. Something cheap preferably, because if I fall in love with the smell, I will want more and don't want to go broke supporting my own addiction. Maybe this is why I am still single, always going cheap on my smells. Heck, disregard everything, send motorcycle parts instead, I want to be single for life.

Honestly, have fun with it, don't put a lot of thought into it. Have as much fun selecting the smells as I did writing this. I am here for the experience, not the gift.

It asked what my favorite smell was and I wrote: "I love the fresh smell of napalm in the morning"

I really wasn't expecting a whole lot from this exchange. I was expecting to get fart spray, or the CIA called to my door.

Here is the gift for everyone's viewing pleasure. Thanks again, Santa, for not letting mW down.