Something strange has happened. A disturbance in the force.

The Daily Mail . . . likes someone?

We know, it's eerie.

This morning, the paper has responded to news that older people will be expected to pay more for their care - something it had previously attacked as a "death tax" - by rejoicing that: "EVERYONE can defer care bill - and keep £100k assets".

And when the Conservatives announced action on energy bills - previously decried by the paper as likely to "make the lights go out" - it was welcomed as a "crackdown on energy rip-offs". As Ed Miliband's former adviser tweeted:

Daily Mail headline no.1: when Ed Miliband wanted to cap energy price rises Daily Mail headline no.2: when Theresa May wants to do the same pic.twitter.com/DpoXZ5Fh3m — Stewart Wood (@StewartWood) April 12, 2017

This got the Mole wondering. How would other policies through history have been reported by the Daily Mail had they been announced by Theresa May? Here are a few suggestions:

Logan's Run

MAY'S BIG IDEA TO CUT CARE BILLS

The Black Death

MAY: I'LL MAKE IT EASIER TO GET ON THE PROPERTY LADDER

French Revolution

MAY'S CAKE FOR ALL

Soviet show trials

MAY SWEEPS AWAY EU-LOVING JUDGES

Mary I's loss of Calais

FINALLY, WE'RE OUT OF EUROPE

The 1696 window tax

MAY: I'LL HELP FAMILIES SAVE ON SUNCREAM

The Puritan abolition of Christmas

MAY'S PRODUCTIVITY BOOST

MAY'S TURKEY REPRIEVE

MAY SAVES FAMILIES THOUSANDS ON NEEDLESS FOOT SPAS

Collective farming

MAY TO TACKLE OBESITY CRISIS

The cultural revolution

SPARROWS WERE OVER-RATED ANYWAY

King Herod's slaughter of male babies

MAY EASES PRESSURE ON SCHOOL PLACES

MAY'S BOOST FOR GIRLS' CHANCES IN STEM SUBJECTS

Death of the Princes in the Tower

MAY ENSURES STRONG, STABLE GOVERNMENT

Molotov-Ribbentrop pact

MAY'S NEW SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP

Opium Wars

AT LAST, A SENSIBLE CONVERSATION ON DRUGS

Roman withdrawal of legions in AD410

FINALLY, EUROPE IS OUT OF US