Tendies

Chicken Tendies mummy! time for din din! Its tendie time! Type Food Effects Napping mood Source Good Boy Points Cost to buy 5 GBP each Cost to sell Unknown

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Good Boy Points

Good Boy Points (also known as GBP.) Is a currency used for tendies or Neko dancers. Tendies which provides proper nourishment for growing good boys like us, to allow us to maintain a healthy 1300 pound weight.

How to Earn

Be good boy with healthy frame and stacy mom will give them to you. Or you can guard Tyrones protein powder well and he will reward you because Tyrone is our god. You can also earn extra GBP by destroying Chad's, making them taste your Nippon Steel blade.

Exchange Rate

5 GBP = 1 USD

Poetry

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,

Be they crispy or from Wendys.

Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,

on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.

Mummy lifts me to the car,

To find me tendies near and far.

Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,

in comfy big boy booster seats.

McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,

But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,

But sleeping doesn't make me happy.

Tendies are the only food,

That puts me in the napping mood.

I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,

I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!

Tendies are my heart's desire,

Fueled by raging, hungry fire.

Mummy sobs and wails and cries,

But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,

To buy the tendies that I've yearned.

But there's no tendies on my plate!

Did mummy think that I'd just ate?

"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,

YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"

I screech while hurling into her eyes,

My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.

For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:

Never forget my chicken tendies.

"MOMMY, TENDIES!!!"