ISIS are an uprising barbaric terrorist group who have brutally murdered mercilessly innocent lives from people across the globe. France, Russia and America can continue to bomb ISIS camps, however this will only reduce ISIS and not eradicate them. Furthermore, we can help the lonely man from the John Lewis advert by sending over ISIS to keep him company. If all nations can come together in unity, we can put a stop to this crISIS.

NASA, CNSA and SpaceX have the resources to execute this security measure by building a rocket version of Noah's Ark, except we wont be saving these animals. Much like the Dodo and the Wooly Mammoth, this species shall be terminated.

Once ISIS has been extradited to the Moon, plans are set in place to build the biggest Disneyland yet with the highly anticipated ride "Jihad Simulator 3000".

Signing this petition will be a giant step for mankind and another step towards achieving the universally desired goal of world peace.

A great man once said "I know some fellas who would feel right at home here!" - Neil Armstrong (July 21, 1969)