Advertising slogans can be a lot of things. They can be funny, cheesy and unnoticeable. At times they can even be honest. Nashville-based graphic designer Clif Dickens created advertising slogans based on what real people think, most of which, make more sense than the real ones. His work has been featured in leading publications such as Adweek, Business Insider, Huffington Post, etc. But you can find all of them via a quick Swag Search. It is a great example of the kind of entries we are looking for.

Your Swaganigans challenge this week is to

Visit the Swagbucks Back to School Sale Check out all available deals and brands Click on any of those brands to also check out the items that they sell Create a hilariously honest advertising slogans for any of the above (either a brand on the Back to School page or a brand in the store). Tag-lines for generic products like “A Jogger Stroller” will be past over jovially.

A tagline is something short and sweet like: “Just Do It” or “We Got What You Didn’t Think You Need.” With very few exceptions, if a tagline is longer than that, it’s not a tagline. It’s just really annoying. So stick to short tagline’s future Swagglers. That’s the challenge.

Examples:

Pepsi (via Walmart) We Don’t Serve Coke. Is a Pepsi OK? Wite Out (via Staples) Replace the dried out one that’s been in your drawer for 8 years. Priceline.com Save money on flights to pay the luggage fees.

First time here? Have no idea what’s going on. Don’t worry. This post will answer all your questions.

Prizes

Grand Prize gets 2,500 SB. Second Place gets 1500 SB. Other runners up get 1000 SB. And the submission with the most likes gets 500 SB. Honorable mentions, if any, will receive 10 SB. Any members that gets posted are immediately entered into the select group club of “Swagglers” all of whom are competing for the coveted Swaggler of the Year (i.e the member who gets posted the most). I hope the evilscotsman is keeping track?

Guidelines

Winners will be selected on the basis of humor, wit, wisdom, cleverness and originality. Write your entries in the comments below. 11 entries max. Please include your Swagname, city & state at the end of each entry. Entries must be posted on or before Sunday, August 2nd at 11:59pm (in whatever time zone you happen to be in). Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness. No purchase necessary. Employees of Prodege LLC and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. All gift card prizes are paid out in SB points. To get SB points you must be a member of Swagbucks. If you are not yet a member of Swagbucks that’s ok, no one is perfect. But you can redeem yourself by joining here.

For information on Swaganigans rules and ultimate purpose click here.

Now it’s time to hand things over to the esteemed Prof Jockey to round up last week’s Collective Swag Nouns.

LAST WEEK’S WINNERS

Last week we asked you to create collective nouns for various groupings of things that can be found on or through Swagbucks.

The Submission with the Most Votes and Winner of 500 SB

A bunch of Swagbucks survey questions – A Disqualification (EvilScotsman1974, Brooksville, FL)

Second Place Winner of 1500 SB

A bunch of Staplers – A Milton (NMM1224, Fairhaven, MA)

Grand Prize Winner of 2500 SB

A bunch of Swaganigan winners – A Swaggle (Mordonicus)

Runners Up (1000 SB each)

A bunch of Swagbucks survey questions – A Nickel (AmyLaurette, Boone, NC)

A group of Swagbucks inbox messages – SBAM (danhere, Westchester, IL)

A group of number 2 pencils – A Blackwing (whom77, Plymouth, MI)

Honorable Mentions (10 SB each)

A group of Swaganigan winners – A Fortunate (Toughroot, St. Charles, MO)

A bunch of tweets – Mockingwords (SwaggingMyTale, Chicago, IL)

A bunch of Swagbucks survey questions – A POLLonoscopy (SwaggingMyTale, Chicago, IL)

A group of number 2 pencils – A Crapper (Lilly)

A bunch of Swagbucks survey questions – Hittermiss (Brvfan, Duluth, GA)

IN CONCLUSION

Now go challenge yourself!