The left has some confused notions about quite a few things. Like lard laden behemoths being perfectly healthy. Or in this case illegal minors being huggable sufferers of misfortune... Who come to America for a better life equipped with nothing but the shirts on their backs and a heart full of good intentions. But turns out those carnivores in woolly clothing are more apt to get stabby than huggy (see Autistic Woman Kidnapped, Raped for Two Days. Yep, Rapist is Illegal Immigrant… and Muslim Teen Killed by Illegal Immigrant… Still “Islamophobia”!?).

As immigrant gangsters flood American streets, they bring with them white powders, illegal boomsticks, and trafficked 6-year-olds for Assad to marry. But those are the adults. The unaccompanied niños coming into the U.S. are innocent, right? Incorrecto.

According to a recent survey, over a quarter of immigrant minors are gangsters.

The Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) surveyed illegal immigrant minors in its custody and found that 28 percent of them were gang members, according to Senate testimony. Lloyd said that a review of these unaccompanied minors in their facilities on June 9 found that of 138 minors in these facilities, 35 were “voluntarily involved with gangs.” He added that four had said they were forced into joining gangs. The ORR director said that of the 59,170 unaccompanied illegal immigrant minors referred to ORR in Fiscal Year 2016, 95 percent were from Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador, all of which are nationalities that MS-13 recruits from.

In case you prefer to dwell under rocks, MS-13 is the gang of gangs. The Hillary of Democrats. The Kathy Griffin of Liberal celebrities. This gang is snatching up spicy chitlins faster than Chris Christie snatches unaccompanied bread rolls. But pay no mind to all that. To draw a connection between the two is to commit racist HATE SPEECH!

Quick question for leftists, does their violent track record make these chaps more eligible to become DREAMers? Wouldn't want to discriminate against those lacking non-violent privilege. I'll wait to hear back.

While we're dispelling leftist myths, feast your eyes on this...

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