Mom: …but he died.

Reg: Yep.

Mom: But they can’t do that.

Reg: Oh, but they can.

Mom: But he’s the ki—oh. Oh.

Reg: I sense brains at work.

Mom: So that’s why he and Alistair look so much alike!

Reg: :3

Mom: Go make me a taco, I need to get Alistair on the throne. When do I find out he’s a prince?

Reg: When he likes you enough. Probably outside Redcliffe. Just talk to him a lot in the next town.

Mom: Didn’t you say there’s a thing that makes his pants fly off? I wan—is that Captain Janeway? Why is Captain Janeway a crazy old woman?

Reg: Some people would argue she always was.

Mom: Why are you typing? Are you writing what I’m saying?

Reg: Christ yes.

Mom: Tell them I’m going to marry the pretty boy since I can’t marry Sten.