Bridge Over Bloody Water

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should not be a dick to someone who’s capable of tearing your head off in two seconds flat. Particularly via goat. Goats are somewhat of a trigger for bridge trolls.

I have to mention Terry Pratchett’s Troll Bridge short story here – while the plot and tone are a bit different, I’d be lying if I said this brilliant tale wasn’t an inspiration.