Ewwwwwww why is his hand all in his shirt like that??? And where did he get that nasty jacket from, maybe his homeless uncle?

French artist Paul Delaroche depicts a somber Napoleon Bonaparte on the day he bid farewell to his army after a series of defeats.

Did we say somber? We meant suicidal!

Somebody get this guy a beer!! Or a beignet. Not that he really needs one!