Every ten years, British film magazine "Sight & Sound" polls critics and directors from around the world to determine the greatest films of all time. Lots of filmgoers treat this list as the de facto critical canon. Over 800 critics voted in the 2012 poll, and over 2500 films received at least one vote. Here are some of the most bizarre choices.

Please note that these aren't all films that I consider bad, just out of place on a poll that seems to take itself so seriously. I'm also surprised to announce that not a single one of these films was chosen by Armond White.

Oh, and this list doesn't include any of the directors' choices, because every director in the world is apparently a lunatic and their entire list reads like a WTF-apalooza.

Click on 'List View' for my commentary and to see which critics voted on which films.

More to come...