#875652 +( 864 )- [X] MisVampyre: i'm so outta questions....i'm horrible at asking them

rhys_rhaven: questions are cute

rhys_rhaven: but the real way to understand a person is simple

rhys_rhaven: you wind a cord around the top of the biggest pair of stairs you can find

rhys_rhaven: and then you wait till a person is about to walk down the stairs, where they will obviously trip and have horrible things happen to them

rhys_rhaven: and then you walk 20 feet way. and you put a thing of frozen bacon in a skillet

rhys_rhaven: and you make the skillet so it can only be heated by a locked drum underneath it, which can be lit only by a single pilot light, which you then line with det cord trailing to a small mortar next to it. which you fill with kittens

rhys_rhaven: hungry, meowing kittens

MisVampyre: oh. my. god.

rhys_rhaven: And lastly you put a timer on the on the propane for the bacon. So they have a choice

rhys_rhaven: save the person

rhys_rhaven: save the kittens

rhys_rhaven: or eat the bacon

MisVampyre: you're awesome

MisVampyre: omg..eat the bacon

rhys_rhaven: Thats it. I love you