Justin Bieber is not going to be banned from entering the United States. But he COULD, if all the sh*t hits all the fans from his alleged involvement in a Hamptons nightclub brawl that involved Die Hard and threesomes.

Police officers have confirmed that they are currently investigating an incident, which occurred in Southampton club South Pointe, where the Canadian singer’s security guards were accused of being “heavy handed” and “intimidating” to other party-goers. Immigration attorney Richard Yemm told US magazine Star that the “Baby” hit maker could also be placed into removal proceedings from the United States, if he is charged of assault, the Mirror reported. (Via)

Expect Canada to declare war against the United States, should this happen. “You can have Barenaked Ladies, too.”

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