

Similar to the Fight Face in the sense that it’s simultaneously revealing, unmistakable and hideous, the Sex Scandal Face has been sweeping our nation by storm.

Similar to the Fight Face in the sense that it’s simultaneously revealing, unmistakable and hideous, the Sex Scandal Face has been sweeping our nation by storm. Apparently getting caught lying about your wiener in front of the whole world is so painful and embarrassing that it is capable of transforming a man’s heart into a black hole-like vessel that causes said man to physically collapse inward into himself. It is as if a biological self-destruct sequence has been triggered, wherein the body attempts to end its dreadful existence by swallowing itself. Fortunately, in most cases the force is not strong enough to seize much more than the man’s lips, creating a strange and distinct muppet-like effect.

-JOHN BARCLAY

Hat Tip: Jordan Somers