Jew: " YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork . In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."