THIS Miami Dolphins fan is a real pisser.

The cheeky blonde took advantage of a golden opportunity to pee at a men’s urinal on Monday — holding up her beer while flanked by two male co-relievers.

Clad in a pink top and light-blue shorts that she dropped to her knees, the woman was captured on video as she held the wall for balance — and took one giant leak for womankind.

The footage from Hard Rock Stadium during the game against the Jets was posted on Instagram by the football podcast laceoutshow, along with the caption: “Miami is officially a football town, FOLKS.”

WARNING: This video contains a bare bum

The pee posting made quite a splash — receiving more than 65,000 views and a stream of mostly positive comments.

“Well, you know how long the line is for the woman’s bathroom. At least she didn’t drop her beer that would have been a travesty!” retiredmsg wrote.

“At $16 a beer, I respect her holding that beer in the air! LOL,” posted Hcaines24.

Peanuts_dad simply said about the unidentified woman: “Shes a keeper.”

Others sounded a bit pissed about the spectacle on Sunday.

“So if that was me in the ladies bathroom I would be arrested,” jackpalmsun wrote.

And Cuban_rick said: “Keep this lady away from liquor for her own good. I’m sure when her buzz is gone this will be an embarrassing situation.”

“I’m sure somewhere there’s a guy he thinks she’s a good girl and so faithful,” added mattey291. “His high school sweetheart. If a man walks into a women’s bathroom and does that he would be arrested immediately and will also be a registered sex offender.”

But at least she didn’t splash her urine over rival fans.