What REALLY goes on between Batman and Robin, and is Wonder Woman's body for real? The secret lives (and love lives) of superheroes revealed in new satirical comic posters


When they're not saving the world, they're just like you and me - and then some.



That is in the mind of voyeuristic artist Grégoire Guillemin, who has imagined our favourite Marvel and DC superheroes off-duty in various compromising and revealing positions.

Spiderman, Batman and Robin, Catwoman, Wonder Woman and many more feature in his satirical posters.

We see our heroes picking out wedgies, blowing their noses, sitting on the toilet and munching away on junk food - or each other.

Wonder Woman, famous for her knock-out body, is pictured in the sticky situation of stuffing her bra with toilet paper to boost her assets.

'You've all seen the comics - there’s a lot of pressure on a supergirl these days,' the artist has Wonder Woman say.



Warning: Some of these images contain graphic content

Wonder Woman, famous for her knock-out body, is pictured in the sticky situation of stuffing her bra with toilet paper to boost her assets in a poster called Protective Padding, while one called Wedgie shows even someone like Wonder Woman suffers from the odd wedgie that requires attention



'You’d think a magical lasso and the ability to fly would be enough, but no, apparently I also need giant breasts. So yeah, maybe I pad myself out a bit, so what? You seriously think that Superman is really that hung?'

Or so goes the accompanying text.

One called Wedgie shows even someone like her suffers from the odd wardrobe malfunction that requires attention.

'I’ve been trying out this new material for my outfit, some fancy new blend that Catwoman recommended. She’s normally really into her leather, but this is quite good. It does ride up a bit though when I’m flying,' she 'says'.

Wonder Woman features on two more prints eating a banana and going to the toilet.



'I get bloated sometimes, just like anyone else. The difference is I’m constantly wearing shiny spandex,' she 'says' in relation to the Banana poster



In another image we discover the rumour about Batman and Robin hooking up is true, as Batman stretches his head up to plant a tender kiss on Robin's lips.

Accompanying the poster is this 'quote' from Batman: 'We'd been working together for years before anything happened. Lots of late nights fighting crime and taking down the bad guys, I think we both knew there was something deeper there. He just gets me, you know'

But Robin is not the only one for Lothario Batman, who is also seen cosying up to a disrobed Catwoman (Selina Kyle) in a very racy print called Bat 4 Cat.

Accompanying this is another quote from Batman, who doesn't appear to be a fan of monogamy.

'We’ve only been dating for a few months, but I feel as though Selina might be the one. I mean, she’s sleek and graceful, obviously, but once you get her out of all that leather she’s a real tiger in the bedroom,' he says.

We doubt that Catwoman minds sharing Batman though, who is not the only bisexual one in Guillemin's fantasy world.

Dynamic Duo shoes Batman and Robin getting close and personal... but not as close as he's seen with a nude Catwoman in Bat 4 Cat



Our favourite cat-themed female superhero (or villain) features on three other posters getting intimate with raven-haired Poison Ivy (Cat & Ivy 1, 2 and 3)

Selina Kyle, a seeming favourite of G's, features on two more - one called Sucker, where she licks a lolly, and Bath Time, where she cleans herself like a cat

Our favourite cat-themed female superhero (or villain) features on three other posters getting intimate with raven-haired Poison Ivy.

Selina Kyle, a popular character in Guillemin 's work, features on two more - one called Sucker, where she licks a lolly, and Bath Time, where she cleans herself like a cat.

'It’s a little treat to myself sometimes, in between all the high-stakes burglary, occasional crime-fighting and toying with Bruce’s emotions. I like the fruit flavours the best,' she says of Sucker.

Bath Time comes with the caption: 'Some people get offended when I lick myself. But what they don’t understand is that I really hate getting wet and because of the chemical makeup of my tongue, it's actually totally hygienic. Sometimes I just do it because I’m bored.'

Spiderman discusses his eating regime to accompany the Lunch Break print of him munching on a burger.

'I usually go for a burger with the lot, maybe some onion rings on the side. I know it’s not particularly healthy, but with all the jumping and web-slinging I do, I keep in shape. Besides, with al the crime in the city, it's not like i have time for a sit-down meal,' he 'says.

Spiderman discusses his eating regime to accompany the Lunch Break print of him munching on a burger. He also features on one titled Pick a Winner, picking his nose

Spider Phone and Spider Itch - showing Spiderman taking a phone call and, ahem, adjusting himself, are available from Society6



He also features on one titled Pick a Winner, catching him picking his nose, and two more: taking a phone call and, ahem, adjusting himself.



'Yeah, I’ve been struggling with a cold the last few weeks. Plus it gets really dusty in this cowl, especially with all the pollen about. Its not like I have some special gadget for blowing my nose - sometimes the old ways are the best. Just need to be careful I don’t web myself.'

Bat Donuts features Batman devouring a doughy treat sprinkled with hundreds and thousands , while Dental Hygiene depicts him aggressively scrubbing away.

Other novelty posters feature Elektra attacking a pimple and one of Storm, suffering from a cold, sneezing into a tissue - both from Society6.



Bat Donuts features our bat-eared hero devouring a hundreds and thousands sprinkled doughy treat, while Dental Hygiene depicts him aggressively scrubbing away



Elektra attacks a pimple while Storm, suffering from a cold, sneezes into a tissue



Most of the posters featured are available to buy from Firebox .