"Donuts! Donuts for everyone!!!



All: YAAAYYYYYYYY!!!



"But you'll have to pay first."



All: What?! BOOOOOO!!!!!!



"Uh... Free donuts for... the stallions?"



Mare: What? That's sexist! Get him!!!



All: Yeah!



"Uh.... f-for the mares?"



Stallion: Hey! That's not fair!



"*groan* For everypony?



All: YEAH!!!!!



Griffin: What? Hey! That's racist!



Donkey: Yeah! Why only them?



"*facehoof* Oh my Celestia... I should have seen this coming..."





Wonderful work.