It’s been a long time since I’ve posted any silliness. But Sister Blue sent me a link that I just have to share with you sexy beasts. I hope you’re ready for it.

It’s the SNAZZY NAPPER! Are you tired of not getting weird looks from total strangers? Do you get jealous when you’re not selected for “random” security checks at airports? Is putting your hand or arm over your eyes to block out light too much damn work for you(when i used google to find an example of this, this was the first pic. what the…)? Well, have I got the product for you!

With Snazzy Napper, you’ll never have to worry about not looking like a fucking idiot again! Not only does it look like someone messed up making a burqa, but it comes with snazz-tastic designs(the lamb…IS WEARING GLASSES!)! And a pocket to put your valuables in. This way, when someone snatches that ridiculous shit off your face they’ll get everything in one shot. No wrestling for your fake Louis Vuitton bag. And please, make sure you wear it while waiting in a bus station at night. After all, it’s a shield with a bespectacled lamb on it! What could possibly go wrong?

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