In an Octavarium there lived a djent, epic dragon named John Petrucci. Not a majestic collosal, magnificant Octavarium, filled with guitars and a master smell, nor yet a bloodthirsty, grim, complex Octavarium with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a dragon-Octavarium, and that means epic guitar solo.

One day, after a troubling visit from the whalechug Jari MÃ¤enpÃ¤Ã¤, John leaves his Octavarium and sets out in search of three adept keyboards. A quest undertaken in the company of demons, angels and powerful true prog metal musicians.

In the search for the whalechug-guarded keyboards, John Petrucci surprises even himself with his playing solos at 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000bpm and skill as a lead chugger.

During his travels, John rescues a time signature, an heirloom belonging to Jari. But when Jari refuses to try air guitaring, their friendship is over.

However, Jari is wounded at the Battle of ultimate progressive jazzchug instrumental complexity epic showdown of eternity and the two reconcile just before John engages in some serious air guitaring.

John accepts one of the three adept keyboards and returns home to his Octavarium a very wealthy dragon.