Trump To Dress Up As ‘Spooky’ Mohammed For Halloween

Washington D.C. (the plebian): The White House has announced that Donald Trump will dress up as a spooky version of the prophet Mohammed for Halloween. According to press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, The President chose the costume to create a dialogue with the Arab world after the murder of an American journalist in turkey. “The President is trying to start a dialogue with a turbulent part of the world,” Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed. “there’s no better way to start a conversation then to shake things up.”