By Panda McBearface at Friday, December 28, 2012 10:59:30 AM

As I have probably mentioned about a million times before, I have an enormous problem with Lolcat addiction; and seeing as there is no such thing as Lolcats Anonymous, it's highly doubtful that I will ever be rehabilitated. At first I thought the fact that I have based far too many relationships around swapping cats was due to my being a Socially Awkward Penguin. but I read now that lolcat obsession is possibly the result of being infected with Toxoplasmosis, a disease contracted from cat poop which makes your brain do funny things (also, I totally made a lot of that up so that my disorder would appear more socially acceptable). Anyway, I woke up this morning and decided that there are far too few cats on this website, so I'm about to post ALL of the kitties (if this website allowed imported audio I would do their voices for you, but alas this is not so).

Proceed cat says to proceed with lulz

Listen to this on repeat while reading for the full Lolcat experience

This gaming kitty can haz all the Pokemans, which is a fact many bitchez don't know about.

A life's dream completely destroyed in an instant. Learn from this; and learn well.

He really likes the Sims I guess. Personally I can leave or take (another lie, I'm obsessed).

I like a kitty with ambition.

Cats are dicks.

And I agree.

This picture speaks for itself I think.

AMG IT'S GOOGLING ALL THE THINGS!

He'll brb for science. Godspeed sir!

EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!

WATER!

HEART!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...



I AM CAPTAIN LONGCAT!

I don't know if anyone actually remembers the Captain Planet series, but even if you don't, this is just great.

And with that, I bid you adieu. Play me off Keyboard Cat!

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