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Translation:

Hi! I’m Bucket. I’m 5 months old and I like bright colors and toys. I like flowers. I like going outside. I like my human’s dog, donut. I like getting away with everything. I like that everyone likes me. I like that I can scratch anything I want. I like to have an entire house to myself while my human is away. I like seeing donut getting in trouble for things I did. I like peeing on everything. I like meowing loudly at 2 in the morning. I like running around and knock things down. I like play fighting and biting. I like seeing my human frustrated. I also like bacon. I like to get on the table even though I am not supposed to. I like leaving hair everywhere and giving everyone allergies. I like hiding in places no one can get into. I like not listening to people. I like getting all the attention in the world. I like staring at people for hours at a time. I like making people think that they should get a kitten only because they’re cute like me. I also like watching TV with donut and my human. They really like Married with Children.