INCLUDES-

- All the usual rubbish your kids, or in my case step-kids, will grow tired of inside 8 days (I won the bet. The missus said it would take a month)



- 2 Remotes. This is good because each remote laying idle in the middle of the lounge floor serves as a reminder to beat each of the children who swore they would not get sick of the 2 remotes that are attached to the Wii that you spent just under $1,000 on just over one week before.



-Wii Fit. Includes Balance Board which is used for balance games, yoga and muscle workouts.

This I do recommend. Capturing on your video camera the hilarity of your morbidly obese step-children (doctor's words, not mine) failing miserably to stay on their feet as they attempt to perform the simplest of exercises, whilst clasping a remote tightly in one hand and a mince pie even tighter in the other and then posting the results on You Tube for the whole world to see, may sound cruel but...actually now that I see it written out like that, I can almost take their mother's point.



GAMES

-PLAY

'Wii Play is made up of nine games that will test the physical and mental reflexes of players of all ages.' reads the blurb. These tests determined that the twins have the physical reflexes of 2 cream donuts (sans that little bit of raspberry jam) and the results of the mental tests showed that if they had an extra 4 points of I.Q. each they would be intelligent enough to produce the required amount of saliva that would, in turn, allow them to dribble.



-PIRATES. THE HUNT FOR BLACKBEARDS BOOTY.



If this game came in the form of a food it would be a vegetable because the twins wanted absolutely nothing to do with it. I tried forcing them to use it, the same way I have tried forcing them to leave home but the same way as Blackbeard is not for people with half a brain, independent living is not for 8 year olds. (It's law. I checked.)



EXTRAS

- 2 x Nunchuks. I know what you're thinking. And you are right. The nunchuks have been used a lot. Just not on the Wii.

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