BEARD: Are you watching the Olympics?

KLOWNUS: No, it's all rigged.



KLOWNUS: For the past hundred years people have been setting new records every four years by increments of a hundredth of a second? So every four years we get better, but just a little bit better?



KLOWNUS: If you believe that, then you probably also believe we landed on the moon!

BEARD: Oh good, for a second there I started to think you had a point.



