Before we start, let me apologize. I was out of the office last week and therefore didn’t publish a .GIF. We had won every match since we started this series and it is clearly my fault that the streak ended. I promise that I will never let this happen again.

Now let’s get down to business.

This and That

It was soft, but it was a PK.

FS1 didn’t replay this tackle, but this looks less soft than the above. No call.

Confident CB’s

Amro Tarek and Lamine Sané. Have you every been more confident in a center back pairing in purple? I haven’t seen consistent plays like these very often during our time in MLS. This group will get even stronger when Jonathan Spector returns.

Handballs

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Higuita, Offensive Superpower

He’s already showed us one. Don’t doubt Higuita’s ability to score.

You must be this tall

Is this a whistle?

Monkey off his Back

Bye haters.