Open this post for a surprise, and like it when you see it! Deputy Marty returns for yet another episode of this week's Thought Cops! You can follow him on twitter HERE.

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Are you in the right headspace for a new episode? Have you been thinking sexual thoughts about us that you'd like to share? Well hit that subscribe button and drop us a line at 312-788-7361. This week we uncover the internet's dumbest man, who bought his wife an exercise bike for Christmas. See why people are sending him death threats. We also uncover the internet's dumbest woman, Billie Eilish, who doesn't know who Van Halen is. What a moron!

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