shuichi is whatever $5 box deal they have right now because even if it's just a worse version of the last one they had, you still suck it up and deal with it because its hard to ignore

tsumugi is nachos without the cheeseand then you go to the counter and remind them that you needed cheese and the employee just says "no...this is what you get"

angie is most items on the menu because you think it looks harmless but you know you'll regret it in the long run

rantaro is the baja blast because you know that all of your time spent with it is fleeting and no matter how much you love it, you'll never be able to get it anywhere else and because its easy to spill all over the floor

himiko is the little cinabon things because they're just microwaved so even a lazy person can make them with no effort

kaede would be some kind of promo item that was advertised heavily and then taken off the menu with no warning after like two days and never mentioned again

miu would be the ground beef because it's undeniably low quality yet you still find people that like it even though you can find much better anywhere else, the only time its bearable is when its combined with other things to the point where you forget its there, and it makes a lot of people sick

korekiyo is the breakfast menu because it's unnatural and i'd rather forget it exists

kokichi is like getting a curly fry from arby's in your nachos and you're like "how the fuck does this even make sense thats not even the same restaurant ive gotten curly fries with my regular fries before and i could see how that could happen but what the actual fuck did you do to make this happen" and you're really confused about the circumstances that led to this but in the end you decide you'll never understand it so you decide to just accept it for what it is

tenko is the taco sauce because its not to everyone's taste, some prefer it at its highest intensity,

some don't want any and i'm pretty much entirely indifferent on it

the major difference is taco bell's taco sauce probably could've had good ftes

ryoma is the beefy frito burrito because its tiny but underrated and its only a dollar

keebo is the game that they have on the counter at taco bell where you drop the coin in to try to land it on the targets

some people argue that it counts because you're still spending money on it

the others argue that it's clearly a different thing entirely since it's not a menu item at all

then the first group just calls the second group close minded

gonta is a mexican pizza because you don't really see why it happened but it's kinda hard to get mad at it anyway not to mention issues with localization seriously what the fuck is a mexican pizza

kirumi is the beefy 5-layer burrito because it has it all and it can do it all and honestly if there was a single menu item at taco bell that i'd describe as "overpowered" it would be that burrito

maki is probably those chicken chip things they just started offering not too long ago because looking at it you can tell that it's probably not safe but they keep swearing that it's fine so when you get food poisoning later the only thing keeping you alive is spite and the desire to say "i fucking told you there was something" and because "do you want to die" applies to both her and that meal

kaito is the grande meal because 10 tacos is for a fucking man and he'll eat the whole fucking thing just watch even if you say its impossible all he has to do is eat ten tacos and then we'll see who's fucking impossible you little wimpy bitch