Namesake: Chicago blues musician Muddy Waters

Appearance: Appears as a menacing, robotic figure with extremely long limbs and no facial features beyond a large mouth full of shark-like teeth.

Power: D

Speed: D

Range: B (30 feet for effect, about 5 for movement)

Precision: E

Durability: A

Learning: A

Abilities: The stand’s ability is to determine the quantity of “convenience” for any given situation. Unfortunately, this manifests as the stand shouting “I GOTTA GO POTTY” at what it determines to be the most inconvenient moment for everyone in range. When this happens, everyone in the stand’s range (including the user) will be overcome with a sudden, powerful, implacable need to use the bathroom. The effect is so powerful that those affected will drop whatever they’re doing and seek out the nearest bathroom. Additionally, the stand itself will need to be taken away to do its business, otherwise the effect will continue indefinitely. The stand will not “go potty” while anyone is watching, so the space to which it is taken must be sufficiently secluded. The stand is constantly active and cannot be turned off. It’s useful for escapes, but the toll it would undoubtedly take on the user’s sanity is probably not worth it. It should be mentioned that the stand will not activate during “mundane” situations, like clipping one’s toenails.

Notes: I think we can all agree that this is the worst stand ever. That was the goal. I envision the user as an extremely disheveled, weary man whose life has been ruined by his terrible stand. He’s tried to kill himself countless times, but just as he’s about to pull the trigger or step off the ledge… “I GOTTA GO POTTY”!

Another note: I just had to remake my blog and lost all my followers and everything, anyone who’s into Jojo would do well to follow me. I’m not usually this crass.