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Okay. So, I’m about done with this country. Here we are again steeped in yet another controversy that’s a pure case of free speech at an event to celebrate free speech populated by people claiming to fight for free speech. On Saturday night, Comedian Michelle Wolf hosted the Annual White House Correspondent’s dinner. She held no punches, she came for everyone and now everyone is all butt-hurt. Well, like she said, “Yeah, shoulda done more research before you got me to do this.”

A quick Google search would’ve blessed any seeker with eye-popping insight into what might transpire when you take a comedian with an unapologetic wit and katana-laden tongue, and give her the chance to say to the faces of the world’s biggest nightmare what she says behind their backs.

“I’m tired of being talked down to by elites,” says Matt Schlapp. A barely known comedian is an “elite”? Ha! That’s funny coming from someone that attended the event as a guest and not a paid entertainer, i.e. working.“She went too far when she attacked Huckabee-Sanders looks.” WTF?!! This is why conservatives need to read Beyond the Bible and Ayn Rand. Wolf didn’t attack Suckabee’s looks, she attacked her actions, “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. Like she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like, maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.”

If you have the balls to stand up in front of America and lie to us like we’re deaf, dumb, blind and stupid, then you’ve got the balls to be called out on it. “And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. You know, is it Sarah Sanders? Is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know, Aunt Coulter.”

“But she reinforced Trump’ s whole narrative of a dishonest media out to get him,” liberals say. Oh GTFOHWTBS! This whole controversy is being driven by the media because she came for them too, “We’ve got our friends at CNN here. Welcome guys, it’s great to have you. You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it! Good work! The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles.”

Wolf took the media to task and in their house, and now they wanna get upset about it. Well the only reason we’re in this mess is because of the media. Trump won largely due the media’s never-ending, so-called, 24/7 outrage over 45’s every deed during the election. Now they wanna take their ball and go home. Sorry. It doesn’t work like that. You don’t get to reap the rewards and pay no price. “I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn’t sell steaks, or vodka, or water, or college, or ties, or Eric. But he has helped you. He’s helped you sell your papers, and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster and now you’re profiting off of him.”

The minute you stop holding the lies accountable or start holding accountable those that don’t deserve it (Holla Kathy Griffin) is the minute you’ve already lost. That’s what lends credence to the “fake news” claims shouted from atop Orange Mountain.

I think this is all just something for “Fox and Friends” to talk about this week instead of 45’s crazy ass phone interview last Friday. If you can listen to that interview, still think everything is fine and then criticize Wolf, then you’re off your rocker and the only thing that may save you is a zombie apocalypse.

I’m not saying my jaw didn’t hit the floor with that “Uncle Tom” joke. It most certainly did, but in the best possible way. Just like Hannibal Buress’ Cosby joke. We can only hope Huckabee-Sanders will be hearing that “guilty” ring back at her like it did Cosby last week.

Wolff’s words breathed life into this way too old for no success writer working 2 jobs, 7 days a week and trying to keep this writing dream alive when the truth is, “…I’m not gonna go after print media tonight because it’s illegal to attack an endangered species…”

Oh, and the abortion joke, “Mike Pence is also very anti-choice. He thinks abortion is murder, which, first of all, don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it. You know, you gotta get that baby out of there…”

Maybe it’s more that it hit a little too close to home for too many people? “…And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got for your secret mistress. It’s fun how values can waiver.”

At play in all of this are gross female stereotypes. Huckabee-Sanders the homely, plump girl that needs to be protected from the “mean girl” Michelle who made fun of her eye-shadow (even though she didn’t), and Michelle is just being catty because she’s jealous that she doesn’t have a husband and kids. Well it ain’t catty if you say it to their face.

To all of you out there all butt-sore with your lips stuck out, get a clue. If you can’t see past your would-be hurt feelings and dismay to see that Wolf’s jokes are exactly what we need in these incredibly dangerous times, then kill yourself. You’re wasting everyone’s everything.

To the media that thinks this is an affront to their journalistic integrity, you’ve put that at risk all on your own. Hence, “Flint still doesn’t have clean water!”

And to Michelle Wolf, f*** em’ if they can’t take a joke!

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