The first presidential debate is scheduled for Oct. 3 and the Twitterverse is offering a primer on how to interpret President Obama’s doublespeak and rhetorical tics.

We’re not certain if the Austrian language edition of the #ObamaDictionary will be available before the debates, but Twitter users kindly offered these Obama-to-English translations. They’re such givers.

"Let me be clear…" I'm going to say something that neither answers our question or makes any sense. #ObamaDictionary — Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) August 14, 2012

#ObamaDictionary 'Fair share' = tax increase — Caleb was a robot (@17ebivor) August 14, 2012

Incivility = Disagreement with a liberal "@morganmenzel: The people using the #obamaDictionary tag today are being extremely rude." — Regulus de Leo (@RegulusdeLeo) August 14, 2012

#ObamaDictionary

Invest in = raise taxes.

Promote = raise taxes.

Cut deficit = raise taxes.

Cut taxes = raise taxes. — Legalize Freedom! (@Glen_0) August 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/kesgardner/status/235246977770717185

#ObamaDictionary Gutsy = Ask Valerie Jarrett pretty please, three times — Conservapedia (@jay_pe) August 14, 2012

New Tone = "Stop killing the seniors with your cancer gun, Mitt!" #ObamaDictionary — eric (@eriContrarian) August 14, 2012

#ObamaDictionary "deceased" = potential registered Democrat voter — The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) August 14, 2012

#ObamaDictionary – "The Stadium": Where the Carolina Panthers play — Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) August 14, 2012

#ObamaDictionary Extremist: Person who believes Government should work for the people, operate on a budget, and follow the US Constitution — Wisconservative (@CarterFliptMe) August 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/KentAtwater/status/235356410362347520

While many Twitterers shared their translations of Obama’s rhetorical standbys, others appear to have the Obama-sanitized edition of the #ObamaDictionary.

#ObamaDictionary Solyndra — this entry has been deleted — Regulus de Leo (@RegulusdeLeo) August 14, 2012

No worries. We’re pretty sure we have a handle on how to speak Obama.