Emma McCabe

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the Daily Telegraph

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is quite a tree hugger, literally! Before you think that she’s just anotheractivist, let’s clarify. All she wants is to marry a tree named Tim, claiming that she has had the best sex in her life with it.McCabe said she hasover heels with the sturdy poplar tree and that she’s finally happy after a string of disastrous relationships, according to. The 31- year-old added that she’s planning to marry the tree although her family has refrained from talking about it.“One night, I took off my top and rubbed my naked breasts against Tim’s trunk until I orgasamed,” McCabe told Closer Magazine. She apparently sees Tim four times a week but not just for sex. She loves ‘chatting’ with the tree as well. “I look at other trees, but don’t— I wouldn’t cheat on Tim,” McCabe said, adding, “I’d like to get married, but it would be a low-key ceremony with family. People may judge me, but Tim makes me happier than any man.”It is believed that McCabe may have dendrophilia, a condition where a person is sexually attracted to a tree. Here’s hoping she will eventually see the woods from the trees.