The albino squirrelrabbitcat? THAT guy is the biggest scam artist running, Red Bird, you don’t want HIM.

Now me, do I look like the kinda guy who’ll promise you the fulfillment of your most important wish in exchange for an eternity of combat after which you’ll–haha, spoilers! Of course not! My bargains are on the up and up, just a simple quid pro quo that’s quick and painless.

The choice is obvious, kiddo!