Rushing home today to see if my parcel had been delivered I was greeted with a friendly note letting me know speeding home was not in vain! Thankfully my friendly neighbours had accepted the (weighty) parcel.

After eagerly opening the package (read: hacking the tape apart with my keys) I was overjoyed to see an amazing assortment of delectable delights!

The first thing I saw was AN ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM SANDWICH. Did you get that? An ICE CREAM SANDWICH, for ASTRONAUTS. Yes. I am unbelievably excited to try this, I might have to forego dinner and eat this instead...

Eventually I was able to carry on looking through the box and found Twinkies, which sound pretty cool, if I was brave I'd even try one deep friend as Wikipedia suggests, but I think I'd like to live to try all the other amazing things!

So, Fruit Roll-ups; I have no idea what to expect with these, but it's so hard trying to choose what to eat first... Apparently they're similar to Kellog's Fruit Winders, but I haven't tried them either... Fruit by the foot was another delicacy, from the packaging I'm assuming similar to the roll-ups, but I have no idea. This is so awesome!

Sticking with the fruity goodness, Fruit Gushers certainly sound like something... I feel that tomorrow I will be unwell from overindulgence...

Extreme Sour Warheads, awesome, I LOVE sour sweets, my mouth is already watering!

Bacon Beans! Wow, I couldn't not try these, so I've sampled them already and I've decided that should now count as dinner so I can start on the rest, it's like eating bacon in a pill form, MORE ASTRONAUT FOOD!!?!?

Fizzies? Instant Sparkling Drink? Are you a wizard? Also I thought it said Diabetic on the front and thought it was a sign of things to come... Also I want to try eating one of these, FOR SCIENCE!

Sticking with drinks, real actual Dr. Pepper (A-MAZ-ING!) and Coke from their respective birthplaces and in real glass bottles! I think I'll have to hide these so I don't have to share them...

Now the local produce looks like the best, hot sauces and a jam, the hot sauces I have sampled and I can attest to it's great heat of the Tejas Tears, although I'm too much of a man to admit to crying. I MEAN I DIDN'T EVEN CRY AT ALL. The Austin Grand Prize Peach Hot Sauce is absolutely delicious, although arguably I should have tried it before the Tejas Tears... I've also decided we're having either Chilli or Fajitas this week so I can include these items!

And last, but certainly by no means least the Strawberry Vanilla Bean Jam which sounds like just about the best type of jam ever conceived. I'm am going to be having jam on toast and tea for breakfast tomorrow, although to be truly British I suppose I should have scones?

Thanks puppuppup for a great selection!

TL;DR: Amazing snacks from Texas, I haven't tried any of them before and am incredibly grateful!