I suppose this heap of words vomited onto a page by the unwitting tool of a system he claims to oppose is better than a sharp stick in the eye. Still, here's a list of awful things the world still needed before it needed a book by the Amazing Fucking Atheist...



1. Jar Jar Binks: the Untold Story

2. A channel that broadcasted Family Guy 24 hours a day.

3. Coffee that mixes so poorly it ends up as brownish water on the top and grounds on the bottom.

4. Another Transformers sequel.

5. Another Pirates of

I suppose this heap of words vomited onto a page by the unwitting tool of a system he claims to oppose is better than a sharp stick in the eye. Still, here's a list of awful things the world still needed before it needed a book by the Amazing Fucking Atheist...



1. Jar Jar Binks: the Untold Story

2. A channel that broadcasted Family Guy 24 hours a day.

3. Coffee that mixes so poorly it ends up as brownish water on the top and grounds on the bottom.

4. Another Transformers sequel.

5. Another Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.

6. Another James Patterson novel.

7. A major city with a library system whose film selection is more annoyingly inconsistent than Chicago's.

8. Wynton Marsalis' view of jazz becoming the commonly accepted view of jazz.

9. A revival of Medieval-era painting techniques.

10. Five hundred million more YouTube comments from fourteen-year-olds who listen to "REAL music, fuck today's shit, fuck rap."

11. An out-of-left-field John Denver revival.

12. Yet more advertising on the internet.

13. A movie that manages to accumulate a lower IMDB score than Saving Christmas.

14. A novel composed entirely of tweets from twitter's dark corners.

15. Another Tao Lin novel.

16. Denis Johnson writing more in Tree of Smoke mode and less in Jesus' Son mode for the rest of his career.

17. A new Dream Theater album.

18. A grand rewriting of the critical consensus that holds Tonight, Never Let Me Down and Black Tie White Noise as the best David Bowie albums.

19. Another stand-up comedian whose version of humor is to yell about the banality of American culture. Okay, this last one's debatable.



I'm about out of stuff now, but if you've got any good ones to add, I'll throw yours in and give you collaborator credit. We can make a meta-project out of this!