Citing the meteoric rise of the round-ball game in Australia, code-hopper Karmichael Hunt has flagged a possible switch to the Hyundai A-League to stake an early claim in its booming recreational drugs market.

“I’ve been around long enough and involved in enough different sports to know how this works,” explained Hunt. “The young players come through all innocent at first, but before long they’re regularly trawling through their phonebooks at 6am looking to get their hands on some rock.This league needs somebody it can trust.”

Hunt has held discussions with a number of clubs across the country, but is believed to be favouring two Victorian teams, Melbourne Victory and Melbourne City, for their close proximity to Revolver nightclub.

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