– The stimulus package funneled billions of dollars to ACORN. How does giving billions of dollars to ACORN stimulate the economy?

Where did it do that? I just searched the text of the bill, and ACORN was not listed. There are a number of places where someone who is not versed in how bills are written could terribly misunderstand something, but nothing that seriously means that.

Fact: this is not a question, but a lie phrased as a question. It’s akin to someone hypothetically asking the question: How does Glenn Beck kidnapping and feeding homeless people to his secret lizard army benefit society?