We’ve been previewing the college football season each week, now for something a little bit more fun:

Lil Red (Nebraska) and Paul Ryan

The Leprechaun (Notre Dame) and Joe Kennedy III

Big Red (Western Kentucky) and Todd Rokita

Seymour D’Campus (Southern Miss) and Rosa DeLauro

Hokie Bird (Virginia Tech) and Blake Farenthold

The Mountaineer (West Virginia) and Tom Coburn

Cayenne (Louisiana Lafayette) and John Boehner

Testudo (Maryland) and Mitch McConnell

Hook Em (Texas) and Billy Long

The Masked Rider (Texas Tech) and Frederica Wilson

Purdue Pete (Purdue) and Mark Warner

Demon Deacon (Wake Forest) and John McCain