man: excuse me. can you help me find a book? employee: sure thing! what's the name of the book? man: "the best book for laughtimes" employee: lemme check if we have it *soon* employee (holding book): here's that book- hmm... *employee looks at book back cover with a picture of the author* *employee puts book down and the customer looks the same as the author picture because he's the author* customer: haha, that's right! employee: my boss warned me about you, jim. we get it. you have a book. stop doing this everyday