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Calvin (Spaceman Spiff): "McZargald's...next exit... 50 megazorks. ... Over 75 Million earthlingburgers served..." Spaceman Spiff is going down!!! We join our hero as he struggles to land his damaged spacecraft! The altitude flaps refuse to respond, but fearless Spiff is unfazed. Spiff careens through the alien canyon! Is this the end?? No! Moments before impact, Spiff ejects! Mom: Now are you through charging around the house, or are you going to fall down the stairs again? Calvin: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien...