Here it is, the seventh of January. I had just gotten home from the gym and sat down to enjoy my morning after work out ritual of O.J. and Reddit when there was a knock at the door. I hadn't been checking the site anymore in regards to the Secret Santa since my first one had flaked and I had given up hope to the internet secret santa games of the future, so I was really surprised that it was my rematch Secret Santa's gift! There were three packages and I was ecstatic! The first was a pair of Corgi socks. I squealed with laughter at how adorable they were! The joke on reddit that we, as adults, love socks more and more as we get older is very true. The next gift was a large sand timer. This is coincidentally one of the most commonly used inside jokes I have with my fellow King of the Hill fans, but I had never mentioned it on Reddit. There is an episode where Peggy goes to see a con on death row and gets tricked into bringing in cocaine in boggle sand timers. So whenever I'm not ready or need a minute, I say "Wes needs more time......" and motion a sand timer. Long story, I know. But I was instantly in love with the timer! Last, but not least, AsInOptimus did a great job at reddit stalking and found a post I did when I first made an account about how funny the three foot long gummie worms were (and how perverse). A large bag of gummie teeth greeted me in the third package, and they are delicious!

All in all, thank you so much AsInOptimus! You really went above and beyond, and restored my wavering faith in these events. It really meant a lot to me. ^ Happy New Years to you as well! And that timer will definitely be used to monitor my Reddit time haha.