Tuesday, January 19th, 2010, 6:09pm ET

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Edit, 1/26: Argh, I got hit by a bug or something and my whole body hurts so I can’t really function. So, sorry, but today’s comic will be delayed. Hopefully I’ll have it up by tomorrow. Ow ow ow

Edit, 1/22: My blog post about getting out of jury duty. Guaranteed or your money back.

I did get dismissed from jury duty last week after they interviewed me for 30 seconds, but after I’d sat there doing absolutely nothing for 12 hours over 2 days. I learned a lot of interesting stuff about the process from watching and listening to everything go down, and from all the folks who emailed or twittered their jury duty stories to me, so thanks to you guys. I’m writing a short blog post about it which I’ll put up tomorrow.

There’s not enough you’re so white jokes out there so here’s a few. My buddy Noah contributed the Mos Def line so shout-out to him (I’m so white I use the term “shout-out”). Best I found on Google was something like you’re so white, the government takes away money instead of giving it to you… which is all right, though I think it’s more interesting to contrast it with what banks do, which is the exact opposite (this is from a Louis CK bit) – when you’re rich, banks give you more money, and when you’re poor they charge you low-balance fees. Yeah I just sucked all the humor out of it all, but at least I hope you found my comic funny today. Apparently this here’s a zero-sum comedy site.

Let’s do this again… I’ll be running sweepstakes over at the aLp Facebook page every week. Become a fan, click the “Reviews” tab at the top, write a short review, and you’ll be entered in a random drawing for a free aLp fridge magnet! The new winner will be announced next week. Btw if you’ve already entered, you don’t have to do it again. Thanks and good luck!