Update:!

Ok. So this guy gets put into the Hall of Fame. After all the trolling, Santa ended up sending me three real gifts as follows: an Arduino starter kit, Getting Started with Arduino book, and a Raspberry Pi complete starter kit from Vilros. Seriously kind. Santa is a decent guy after all.

Original Entry Below:

Oh look at the amazing gifts my Santa sent to me. He sent me an amazing vinyl chew toy for my dog, or maybe I could put its ugliness to use and scare the rats out of my attic.

Next up, we have a nice colorful piece of collection paper for my pet bird's morning constitutional. I mean, I guess it will make a nice layer for the bottom of my bird's cage, since it already smells like a stinky pile.

P.S. I am a Cleveland Browns fan, who lives in OH, and my secret Santa has decided to punish me, and punish me hard. Well jokes on him cause I can't even read, and I am color blind; my girlfriend had to tell me what this crap was.

P.P.S. Props to my Santa for the joke gifts, I have been told there are "real" gifts coming. I know, I know, no one is "laughing" harder than I.