Never cross a Kerryman. Or his gate, at least.

Uploaded by Richie Murray, the clip shows a farmer taking matters into his own hands when a nice and shiny car is parked right in front of his gate – with his tractor.

Because in Kerry, they don't need any fancy clampers or tow-truck services. They'll just take care of it themselves - with a tractor.

Nail-biting stuff as the car tips to and fro, balanced on the fork.

According to the folks at Joe.ie, who were sent the video first, this took place near Paidi O'Sé's pub in Ventry - you can hear the cameraman reference it.

Murray also reckons the offending owner - who turns up in the last few seconds looking none too happy - was a tourist passing through the area, and the car was a rental.

We can only imagine there are car rental employees up and down the country squinting at this clip this morning.

Hat-tip to Joe.ie