OUR NEXT MOTHERIS LIANE CARTMAN.

HER SON CLAIMS TO BE THE MOSTOUT-OF-CONTROL KID IN THE WORLD

AND SAYS THERE'S NOTHING HISSTUPID MOM CAN DO ABOUT IT.

WHY WON'T YOUKIDS BEHAVE ?

SHUT UP, SKANK !

HE'S NOTTALKING TO YOU !

SO, MISS CARTMAN, YOU CAN'TCONTROL YOUR CHILD ?

OH, MY LITTLEPOOPSY-KINS

GETS INTO NO-NO'SONCE IN A WHILE,

BUT HE'S STILL MY PERFECTLITTLE SUMPSY-KITTLES.

WELL, YOUR SON MADEA VIDEO BACKSTAGE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

MAURY, I AMOUT OF CONTROL.

YEAH, I USE DRUGS,I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, BITCH.

YEAH, I HAVE SEX ANDI DON'T USE PROTECTION.

IT'S MY HOT BODY,I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

I DON'T GO TO SCHOOLAND I KILL PEOPLE.

WHATEVER !I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

BOO !BOO !

OH, HE'S SUCH A CUTIE.

WELL, LET'S BRING HIM OUT.HERE'S ERIC CARTMAN !

( booing )

WHATEVER, WHATEVER !

MAURY, MY MOMCAN'T CONTROL ME.

AX HER !GO ON, AX HER !

MISS CARTMAN, WHAT DOESYOUR SON TO LIKE TO DO ?

OOH, HE LOVESPLAYING WITH

HIS "CLYDE FROG"AND "WELLINGTON BEAR".

MOM, WE'RE PRETENDING,REMEMBER ?

SEX AND DRUGS.

OH, I MEANSEX AND DRUGS.

OHH !

WHATEVER,WHATEVER !

I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !

OH, WHATEVER,YOU AIN'T TOUGH, HO.

I ROAM WITH GANGS.

OH YEAH ?I ROAM WITH 12 GANGS.

AND WE ONLY COMMITHATE CRIMES.

WHATEVER !I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !

WHATEVER !

YOU AIN'T BAD.YOU AIN'T NOTHING.

I DITCH CLASS AND GO SHOOTHEROIN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM.

WHATEVER ! I RAN FORCONGRESS AND WON.

THEN I HAD SEXWITH AN INTERN,

KILLED HERAND HID HER BODY.

WHATEVER !I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !