Hi. My name is Bree Essrig. I'm an actor, writer, host, and above all, A Series of Unfortunate Events SUPERFAN! Ever since I was a wee little tart, I have wanted to be apart of whatever live-action adaptation of the series they'd be making. Since I couldn't get my ass into the 2004 movie, NOW is finally my chance to make my dweamz cum trew! Please help make this happen for me, and I will #gahbless you so hard!