OK, look, this was probably scripted, but… it’s so damn good.

Marco Rubio is debating profligate degenerate Patrick Murphy tonight for Florida’s seat to the U.S. Senate, and the Cuban dynamo takes Murphy to the woodshed and beats him like a bongo until he’s knocked out.







It’s awesome:

Wow. Obliterated.

What Marco Rubio is outlining is the history that Patrick Murphy was caught lying about – you can read more about that here. He was the guy the Dems chose over that other idiot Alan Grayson for the race – they even called security on him when he freaked out over it!! AND finally, you can read about how Murphy stupidly failed the “Minimum Wage Challenge” which we mocked thoroughly here. In a sane universe, he’d be absolutely no contest against Marco Rubio, but unfortunately, we have Democrats in our universe.