CZAR: When I asked you to clear this lot for my new house, I expected you to dispose of the trees you cut down.



STEVE: There was a problem. You see, trees are made of wood. You can't just throw it into the forest, because that's like throwing bad wood after good.



CZAR: Can't you just dump it in the lake?



STEVE: No can do. Wood floats. I think that's why they make boats out of it.



CZAR: What about burning it?



STEVE: Just turns it into charcoal. Then we need to have a barbecue to get rid of that, but there's no shade!



