Certain people are born with gifts. These gifts come in all kinds of varieties. There are those who have the gift of gab, while others are amazing at arts and crafts. This kid, however, was born to do one thing... KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT ARCADE BASKETBALL. Sure, it's not a very applicable skill for today's work environment and it certainly doesn't help with any of our world's issues... but at least it.. uh.. could get him laid? No, no it definitely won't do that.

