"Dog? What dog? Nope, no dog here!"

" Owww 'bite me' is just an expression, dude "

" let's go to bed i'm tired of this day i need a new one "

"are you having a bad day? do you want my box play with?"

"They text me 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please' "

I don't care WHAT they broke. Don't you DARE yell my litlle marshmallows. "

" DOGGIE DID IT HE WENT THAT WAY "

"Anyone can look cool, but awesome takes practice "

"WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU....DISAPPOINTS ME"