Boyned and Ghost Pepper

~~A Fanfiction by the guy <3333333333~~

You are Boynedmaster. A typical person, leading a typical life. You wake up, take a shower, commence the daily normal routine. Everything is going swimmingly. You eat your dinner, and go to your room to relax. How do you do this? Maybe play some Plants vs. Zombies 2™ (Property of PopCap and Electronic Arts). You think of playing the Chinese version, but that has brought too much pain. You have played most, if not all of the English version, however. As such, you boot it up. Perhaps you'll replay some easier levels. Make your own challenges. ...Ah, yes! Big Wave Beach, day 28. Perfect for relaxation. You select your typical plants. Sun producers. Defensive plants. Instant plants.

Ghost Pepper.

You aren't sure what it is about her, but something about her just makes you feel... Different. A feeling that springs up inside of you only when you see a loved one. How peculiar. You select her, and just as you do, your device shatters. Literally explodes. You screech like a coked-up chimp when it happens. You're quaking now, unable to control it. You worry about the costs, the glass shards in your arms, and other factors. Suddenly, you hear a voice. It echoes through the room, and speaks in a ghastly whisper.

"...Hello?"

You nearly jump out of your skin, which is not an overused phrase, I can assure you. You turn to the voice. It's her. It's Ghost Pepper. Your shaking slowly begins to subside, and you can feel your heart throbbing. You're not sure if that's from the complete fear or the Pepper, however. Regardless, you try to approach, but you're simply too shocked to move. Too shocked to even talk. She makes a disappointed face, seeing your reaction. The Pepper then begins to slowly float towards you.

"Are you okay?"

You slowly nod. Eventually, you regain your senses. Words begin flowing, even if you talk in a rather shaky tone.

"Y-yeah. I'm fine."

She floats closer, nearly touching you. She has a cold, eerie aura around her. You shudder. She exhales, and lightly grins. Her tone is a tad higher than normal, however she seems to drag out her words a bit.

"My, you seem shaken up," she states. "Maybe I can help you calm down?" Her grin widens. Your heart beats faster. You try to respond, but only sputters come out. She moves down from your shoulders and floats near your waist. She doesn't say a word, but you understand what she tries to convey. You unbutton and wait. When she moves closer, the cold aura gets colder and colder. She comes in contact with you, and she feels very hot on the inside. Not warm, but hot. Blazing hot. Like the hotness of 1 million Scoville heat units. She slowly begins moving...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iomc_1T5RAE

Moments later, she's gone. You're sighing and panting. Your face is rather red tinted. With her gone, you re-do your pants and lie on the bed. You don't sleep, you only idly lay, thinking about what just happened. Was it a dream? Did it really happen? Either way, Ghost Pepper in reality replicated what she did in-game.