Me: Uh, Pip? You know that he might kill you sooner or later, right?

Pip: Yarr-harr fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!

Me: And... forget it. Foxy, I know a little too much about you, so kill me now. If you want I guess.

Foxy: I'd never hurt a li'l lass like yerself.

Me: Aww, you guys are so cute! Two pirates. It was just a Nightmare Night costume, but oh well.

Pip: Foxy, are you really the only pirate here?

Foxy: Aye, li'l lad.

Me: On second thought, I might stay for a while. Are ya alright with a girl pirate, lads?

Foxy: Please, say the lass ain't a fan girl!

Me: I was actually a little worried you were how the game says, but I'm happy to be wrong!

Pip: How many fan girls do you have, Captain?

Foxy: Too many, lad. Far too many.

Me: I agree with the murderous pirate fox.

Foxy: Huh?

Me: Nothing. You're just adorable!