Sleepy onee-chan is here~ it’s Kanata’s introduction from Bushiroad! As always, feel free to submit corrections or error reports (via ask/PM/whatever).

This is an SIF-style dialogue, with Kanata addressing the reader (a fellow student), taking place right before her introductory video (”enthusiasm comment”, literally; you can find the text here). She has a younger sister, Haruka, who you might have seen in SIF.

Introduction

Today, we have a report on Kanata Konoe, a recently admitted student to Nijigasaki High School, from right before her introduction! Will we see an surprising side of the infirmary-loving Kanata-chan, a sleeping beauty school idol…?

Dialogue

Ah, ouch—

Why am I in a classroom…? Even though I was in the infirmary…

Why are we shooting… my introduction video… in a classroom? Wouldn’t it normally be in the infirmary?

…Because, it has beds… and filming me while I sleep… would be the best…

What, that’s no good? I’m not allowed to… sleep?

How tough… aren’t you being a little too stubborn…?

This place doesn’t have beds, or a soft Haruka-chan… if we start like this… I won’t have any motivation…

So… I’ll caress you. [TL note: what I translated as “caress” could also be something like “pat”.]

A reward… for taking me from the infirmary to the classroom. Come on, let me caress you.

“Time to get serious”? I’m already at maximum seriousness here—.

Imagine…? That on the other side of the camera… is Haruka-chan…!? Expecting… the heroic Kanata-chan? Ooh, this onee-chan can’t help but be encouraged by that—.

*perks up*

Sigh… that’s it. My enthusiasm has a time limit. I really did well, trying my best to the end.

What…? I have to persevere for a little longer? You’re merciless—.

Ahh, I guess it can’t be helped. Without me… you’re hopeless… Well, onee-chan will have to try her best—.

Probably… definitely… maybe… well, uh, ready yourself…?

Yawn… ugh, could we just start after I sleep for five more minutes~?

