A little bit of fun for @RockLeeSmile, a twitch streamer. He recently dressed as a ridiculous looking gold man and I figured a man wearing that much gold needs some dope rhymes! It features many references to the NLSS, so if you’re not a fan, a lot of this may be over your head. Sorry!

Goldman by Goldman RockLeeSmile (ft. Spandau Ballet)

It’s your boy, RockLeeSmile, and I’m pristine man,

I got no fucking broccolis while owning the scene, man.

I got a need to rock beats while in metallic jeans, man

not infesting NL’s Isaac runs like I’m a green man.

Living the dream, man. Not like I seem, man.

So happy I’ve just gotta scream man.

I’m a new man, not a blue man,

I’m the best man and you know it’s true, man.

Call the president, be like “Yo, put me through man,”

he’s like “Trump is busy chillin’ with his crew, man!”

I’m like “Maybe he won’t answer to you, man,

‘cuz you cold, man, I’m a bold man.

Not a bald man, I ain’t like you old man.

I got the soul man, just how I roll, man.

The POTUS gotta hang with me ‘coz I’m THE GOLDMAN!”

GOLD! GOLD!

Always believe in your soul.

You’ve got the power to know

You’re indestructible.

Always believe in, because you are gold!

Glad that you’re bound to return

There’s something I could have learned.

You’re indestructible, always believing…

I’ve got my gold threads on while I’m off in the stream,

more carrots than Bugs Bunny sewed in every seam,

living the dream, preened and clean with my boss fucking team.

Doing shit the likes of which you have never seen.

These dogs’ll slay you, we stay true, but we don’t hate you

unless NL catch you jaywalking while in his new Daewoo.

Oh you wanna say “Sue!” like we’re gonna pay you,

that’s not how we end up bad, clad in Au!

My suit is sun’s ray hue. In court all the day through.

Tried to chew us up but found we chew back, huh, like Mayhew.

Not dressed for stealth but impressive wealth,

Ever present like a fucking stressing elf.

so rich I don’t even gooch-press myself, it’s best for health.

I’m like Fort Knox went and fucking dressed itself.

Don’t fuck with me, I’ll beat you ‘til you’re gosh God gone,

until you can’t name names like you got Josh mod on.

Fuck you Kanye, the Louis Vuitton Don?

That shit old man.

I’m truly the sickest, you just got a cold, man.

Gold standard – so I’m always bought and sold, man.

That’s why the hottest fashioned rapper is THE GOLDMAN!

GOLD! GOLD!

Always believe in your soul.

You’ve got the power to know

You’re indestructible.

Always believe in, because you are gold!

Glad that you’re bound to return

There’s something I could have learned.

You’re indestructible, always believing…

Giving no fucks in my gold tux,

fearless, peerless, cheer us

we’re do or die old bucks.

I’m being serious, you can’t get near us,

we’re the realest, you can’t steer us,

We the power, you the gears ‘coz

you behind-the-times old fucks!

Rob got our backs, smack you back in control

When you’re attacked by his damn Alpaca patrol.

Then my dog be like “RURU!” and blew through your new crew

and threw you to obscurity like Netflix did Hulu.

When he howls at the moon, every angel lost its wings.

Prepare for defeat soon because Austin always wins.

Ryan Northernlion will be quiet, spying trying

to consider if he could beat you with a tyre iron.

Then you catch him, he starts lying, introduce you to this guy who

will kill you with his prying. DAN GHEESLING BABY! Try him!

And Baer getting you good, knew that he would,

always willing to do killing if he do his shit in the woods.

And there’s no need for hype, or any shitty subliminals

for our next boy, MathasGames he’s a literal criminal.

We’re Like Arthur’s knights, but we’re not a found fable

but Friday nights you can catch us around the round table.

We bring the elegance, laughs and intelligence

you settle for irrelevance, we dress in heavy metal elements

we’re gentlemen. You’re like bad experiments

at crossing rats and pelicans with diseased, sad elephants.

We a rugged band of brothers screaming fuck it, you still love us and…

oh, we forgot Malf. Well if we gold we could be nuggets.

He’ll eat us all, washed down with artisan ale in flagons,

playing malfmood bangers,

laughing to himself about “Dragonslayer Doppleganger”

That’s it, you still not sold, man?

you acting like you ain’t just been told, man?

We flying first class, you in the hold, man.

That’s because I’m the fucking GOLDMAN!



GOLD! GOLD!

Always believe in your soul.

You’ve got the power to know

You’re indestructible.

Always believe in, because you are gold!

Glad that you’re bound to return

There’s something I could have learned.

You’re indestructible, always believing…

#rapgod