It was 1:34 am, and a lonesome redditor goes out to retrieve something from his car. As he walks outside, he sees an unnecessarily large bag, filled to the brim, the aroma of potatoes filling the air. Completely forgetting about reddit secret santa, the redditor is confused. He looks at a card, placed gracefully on top. One glance and this young redditor knows, his secret santa, has pulled through. When I said I love potato bake in my details, I did not expect this many damn potatoes! I received, in no particular order:

-2 whole bags of potatoes??

-An unnecessary amount of microwaveable potato dishes

-A goddamn potato microwave pouch (what????)

-A very fashionable weiner mug (pictured with my dog, Dudley!)

-A light in the shape of a sausage dog!!

-A timer, to time my potatoes.

-And my favourite gift, a framed photo of Steve Jobs, as I so gracefully put in my details "I wanna fuck Steve Jobs"

I love reddit.

I am still unaware whether this is my original ss or my rematch. I know it will ruin the surprise but if either of them see this, let me know!