A 720-acre bro haven in San Diego is now on the market for a measly $17.5 million. My

bid: $8 and this Blockbuster membership card I found in my wallet.

The property includes:

Go-kart racing track

Skeet shooting range

Paint ball course

Fishing pond

Another fishing pond

19-stall barn

6,800-square-foot equestrian facility and riding area

650,000-gallon swimming pool complete with sandy beach (for a reference point, your run-of-the-mill underground swimming pool is about 80,000 gallons. The pool is eight times larger than yours at home.)

The property currently owned by David Batchelder, the co-founder of California activist investment firm Relational Investors. The Wall Street Journal reports that the Batchhelder purchased the property in 2000 for $5 million, and envisioned building what he calls ‘a family fun compound.’

Take a look at the pics below to get a real-estate boner. If any BroBible readers purchase this Bro-pad, please let us throw a party. I’ll bring the chips and dip and a 7-pack of the leftover beer in my fridge.

Ya, we’ll take two, thanks.

[H/T Daily Mail]