A/N: Inspired by r/Frozen/comments/26qvjd/you_wake_up_to_find_yourself_in_a_room_in/ I decided to write a short story about what might happen if I had one day in the castle. This was not meant to be good but just a quick what-if scenario. That being said; enjoy the story! It is written from "my" point of view (I don't use my actual name) in the style of a diary entry

As I went to sleep that night I heard thunder as the storm raged on outside - I knew that when I woke up in the morning I would no doubt be hearing the stories from people who decided that having a heavy brick house was a bad idea and as such had their house blown away. I had fallen asleep under worse conditions so I was out like a light and dead to the world. So much so that I failed to notice that a portal had opened on my wall and the subsequent bolt of magic that hit me and transported me to another universe.

Later that night I woke up with a full bladder and sat up to make my way to the toilet but I promptly ran into a wall where my door normally was. I thought that this would happen sooner or later so I felt around for the light switch in order to get my bearings. Eventually I noticed a few odd things about the room I was in: It was a bit more square than last time I had checked and when did I get double doors and WHERE IS THAT GODDAMN LIGHT SWITCH!? I eventually decided to sit back on the bed and reach over to the desk at the foot of my bed for my phone so I could use it as a flashlight but there was no desk there! Eventually someone came in with a lantern and noticed me in my pyjamas. Now that I had a source of light I could finally see what had become plainly obvious already: This was not my room! Almost immediately I was thrown to the floor as the guard screamed "INTRUDER!" I was thankful that the floor was carpet - it cushioned the blow rather nicely but that didn't mean I still had a fairly decent headache after I hit the floor!

I found myself being walked through the halls still in my pyjamas as it dawned on me that this was quite obviously not my house. How did I end up here in the first place? And perhaps more importantly: Why are they not on the Electricity grid? I didn't have time to roam the halls as I was led down to the dungeons. I demanded my phonecall but the guards just looked at me like I was crazy and locked me in a cell with nothing but a wooden bench on some chains and a bucket in the corner to keep me company. I took care of the full bladder issue as dignified as you can get pissing into a bucket in the corner then decided that I may as well make myself comfortable on the bench, It was probably going to be a while before anyone came down here.

I was proven wrong in my assumptions because as soon as I sat down I heard footsteps coming from the staircase leading down to where I am. I knew that someone would be coming down to ask a few questions because of what had occurred to get me here. However I was not expecting them to show up so quickly during what seems to be the middle of the night nor was I expecting the person that came down to be a blonde woman in an ice blue dress with a tiara in their hair that seemed to somehow be made of flawless ice with diamonds embedded in the middle in the shape of a snowflake and such pale white skin that it was like they had never seen the sun in their life. She seemed strangely familiar but I couldn't remember where I had seen her before.

"Stand up!" I did as the woman had instructed, the voice sounded familiar but I still couldn't quite work out where I had heard it and besides which it was way too early for this, I needed coffee. "How did you get into the castle?"

"I don't know. All I remember is waking up in a strange room on a strange bed. Wait... castle?"

"Don't play dumb with me!" At this point the woman raised their hand left towards me and fired a shard of ice dangerously close to my head which embedded itself in a nearby wall. Suddenly I was wide awake and the connection was made - That woman was Elsa from the movie Frozen. That conclusion didn't make any sense but once the impossible was eliminated whatever remained had to be the truth. "I will ask one more time, how did you get into the castle?"

"Once I figure that out I will let you know! All I remember is going to sleep in my bed and then waking up in that room your guard found me in!" At this point a large rock rolled down the stairs and turned towards my cell then stopped beside Elsa and stood up. It looked like the troll that Kristoff called 'Grand Pabbie'.

"I am afraid that this was our doing Jordan. I-"

"How do you know his name?" Elsa demanded

"I was getting to that part. I accidentally sent you here from your world while trying to replicate Elsa's powers in order to keep our food stores fresh. It seemed like a good idea at the time but I was unaware of what was happening beyond my vision, when you were summoned here I knew that something had gone terribly wrong and I tried to fix it but by then it was already too late. I can't send you back until tomorrow otherwise the universe itself could be destroyed."

"Wait, you somehow managed to botch up making things cold so much that I ended up here?"

"Sadly, yes. I will be back tomorrow to send you back" At this point the troll turned towards Elsa "In the meantime, get him out of there, he is no threat to you." and then he rolled himself back into his rock form and rolled back up the stairs.

"Does he always do that?" I asked

"Yeah, he's a bit of a strange one. I'll be right back!" Elsa ran up the stairs as I sat back down on the bench and looked at the shard of ice stuck in the wall. I broke a bit off the end and put it in my mouth, it wasn't much water but it would do until I could get a proper drink. I didn't believe the explanation as to how I got here for a second - there was just no way that trying to change the temperature would open a portal to another world and zap me through it!