BEL-AIR, CA—After many cryptic tweets, leaked images and development delays, Elon is finally prepared to show the eager world what he’s been so hard at work on. Months ago, major press agencies received a formal invitation to meet outside Elon’s bedroom door at his multi-million-dollar Bel Air estate.

As reporters awaited in the hallway, Elon exited his room, shutting the door quickly behind him. After greeting the public, Elon stated that he is “about to reveal something that will revolutionize the modern household and redefine our understanding of bedrooms.”

“Follow me” Elon said as the excitement in his voice increased. Elon then turned to the security system next to his door and whispered “Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.” A robotic voice was heard, “password accepted.” The door to Elon’s room unlocked and opened. Elon then lead the crowd of reporters into his bedroom and revealed a fort.

Enthusiastically, Elon ran over and kneeled down in front of its entrance. “Mr. Musk, what materials did you use for its construction?” a reporter asked. “Well the roof of the complex is faceted with three blankets. The blankets are 100% polyester brushed polar fleece fiber that I grabbed from the living room downstairs. The overhanging pattern of the blankets creates a gap in the roof of the complex, allowing for natural light to fill the inside. The blankets are reinforced by four winsome wood chairs I grabbed from the dining room” Elon explained. Elon then began to emphasize that he “built this all by himself” and that “it looks much bigger on the inside, than it does on the outside.” He took the reporters for a closer look.

Elon entered the fort and dove onto his Buzz Lightyear pillow, as the reporters crowded outside the entrance to peek inside. “This is my favorite spot to sketch my latest designs” Elon stated, as he pointed to a crayon drawing of a rocket ship and race car hung up on the blanket wall.

“Mr. Musk, when will kits go on sale so consumers around the world can build similar structures?” a reporter asked. “Well, I was told the fort must be taken down by tomorrow, so the product release remains unknown” said Elon. Mr. Musk assured the press that he would be able to reconstruct the fort for viewing again “if we come over to play next weekend.”