And you might be tempted to ask, "Oh so it's okay to objectify men and not women?! Isn't this just reverse sexism?!"

To which I say, NO THAT'S NOT A THING, learn some basic Gender Studies 101, and understand the systemic power imbalances inherent in the patriarchy that render men as subjects even when viewed through the female gaze, therefore making it literally impossible for them to be objectified, i.e. reduced to nothing more than sexual objects.

Also, there's a cute dog.