Episode VIII is leaking juicy intel on a daily basis, thanks to FSW spies camped out in Dubrovnik, Croatia. Today’s scoop, however, comes to us from a local dumpster-diving source known as “Captain Trashma.” According to this rabid Disneyana collector, an internal Disney memo found in one of her bags of garbage reeks of awesomesauce. In other words, Trashma discovered The Top 10 Rejected Episode VIII Titles. Keep reading to discover which titles have already been trashed by director Rian Johnson and Disney. Hold your nose.

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05. The One That Does Something New-ish But Not Really

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03. Poe and Finn Awesome Show, Great Job Bro!

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01. Shadow of the Rise of the Eclipse of the Birth of the Revenge of the Chosen One Strikes Back on Yarvin IV the Fourth Moon of Yarvin in the Lando System Northeast of the Galactic Republic’s Trade Quadrant Twelve E

Notable Mentions: The Ancient Fear, Tale of the Jedi Temple, The Storm of Knights, When BB-8 9, Lando’s Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Song, The Revanant



Looks like we dodged several deadly blaster bolts with those clunky titles, right? Hopefully what Rian Johnson and company write is much better. Do you think Episode VIII will have a title as polarizing as The Force Awakens? Worse? Let us know in the comments section or on our new messageboards!

-will.i.am.bob.o