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Ever been in the position where you could have used an extra player for 5-a-side?

Imagine a Premier League footballer turning up and filling in...

That's exactly the line Subway have gone with in their wicked new film.

The main character keeps pretending to know all the Liverpool players, even saying he's teaching Alberto Moreno Scouse. This gets tiresome for his mates to hear, who eventually challenge him to a game of 5-a-side with his 'mates'.

The winner? Gets subs for the rest of the year.

So, what happens?

After a lot of hard work, these lot show up of course...

Daniel Sturridge then makes a quick quip about not putting, Davey, the main character, in the corner.

Leading Davey's mate to look a little something like this:

What happens next?

Let's just say a savage romping is putting it politely.

We hope he's still got their numbers, that could come in very handy on Monday night.