Never tell your password to anyone.

Donnerstag, 22. März 2012

19:43 - Management Hello.

19:43 - myself: hi

19:43 - Management Your Account got choosen to get involved in our campaign.

19:43 - myself: hi

19:43 - myself: what campaign?

19:44 - Management Yes I'm from the Steam Community and you are choosen for an offer.

19:44 - Management You have the chance to get free games .

19:44 - myself: sounds great

19:44 - myself: how do I get them

19:44 - myself: hand em over

19:44 - Management What for games you have on your account ?

19:45 - myself: ooh you know

19:45 - Management No I only got the mission to call you that you're a winner. Without any bacground information .

19:45 - myself: portal 2, mw2, fallout nv, shogun 2, the gta 4 dlc are my favourites

19:46 - Management What you want for a game ?

19:46 - myself: I got ~150 other games

19:46 - myself: not deus ex, I have that

19:46 - myself: I'd like the darkness ii!

19:46 - Management OK.

19:47 - Management I need your Account files to give you the game and to install the new Steam update.

19:48 - myself: can I choose more than one?

19:48 - Management Yes but that costs 5 €

19:49 - myself: oh come on

19:49 - Management But you can choose any game for 5€ .

19:49 - myself: I thought it's a price

19:49 - myself: just send it to me as a gift

19:49 - Management Nope I can't do this . Sorry.

19:50 - Management We need your Account files , because of installing new Steam update.

19:50 - Management That allows you to play the game for free.

19:50 - Management If we don't install it you will get banned on Steam for playing game without Key.

19:50 - myself: I don't know any account files

19:51 - Management Account files = Username + Password.

19:52 - myself: Never tell your password to anyone.

19:52 - myself: you're management, you have direct access to the database

19:52 - myself: just credit the game to my account :)

19:53 - Management Sorry Valve don't give us pass to database because of copyrights .

19:53 - myself: aren't you Valve?

19:53 - Management I'm in the Valve team but Valve don't use database. Only for deleting or closing accounts.

19:54 - myself: that sounds stupid enough to make me think you are 11 years old. don't they train you?

19:55 - Management Do not insult please.

19:55 - myself: SO WHERE'S MY PRICE NOW??

19:55 - Management I'm a normal worker for the Valve team . I got the mission to get your Account Files for installing update and give the price directly on account.

19:56 - myself: I can install an update just fine all by myself, thank you very much

19:57 - myself: you should not ask people to give you their account files, that sounds just very suspicious

19:57 - myself: there are criminals who do the same, you know

19:57 - Management It's my Job.

19:58 - myself: I know. But you should hand out prices as gifts, so that you are not mixed up with lowlife assholes who I'd love to see die slowly in a fire

19:58 - Management Well I talk with my Chef maybe we will contact you on E-mail.

19:59 - myself: you can just send me the game as a gift

19:59 - Management When You want a game for 5€ send an e-mail to steam-1234@live.com

19:59 - myself: can you give me an official address?

20:00 - Management That's is the adress for the Management .

20:00 - myself: a live address?

20:01 - Management Yes I find it also stupid but so is Valve.

20:01 - myself: So, jetzt mal Schluss mit der Scheiße, du Kind

20:01 - myself: Auf die billigen Tricks fällt doch keine Sau rein

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