SWORD ART ONLINE SUCKS!! Do you want to know why? I saw all episodes and paid attention the entire time! You should know I’m a mature adult anime fan solely by the fact that I hate it, and nothing like those 12 year-olds that couldn’t use valid facts to back-up their opinion if their lives depended on it. IT’S BECAUSE…

The protagonists are the very definition of Mary Sues/Gary Stus. They never fail at anything and aren’t even close to humanly flawed! They don’t even lose or come close to dying! They always think so highly of themselves!



All the girls want Kirito’s dick. They totally go after him all the time and he’s trying to build a harem rather than staying with Asuna.



(Above) Lisbeth crying over how her and Kirito being in a relationship can never be. If you read any of the light novel, you’d know her quick love for him was mainly a result of loneliness and finally finding something real in a fake virtual world.



(Above) Kirito and Sinon’s platonic friendship and friendly fist bump.

(Above) Suguha giving up on Kazuto for someone she thinks is a completely different person. Did you ever catch that she realized how morally wrong it is to have those feelings in the first place?



(Above) Silica only thinking of him as a “big brother she never had”.



(Above) Kirito and Asuna in their serious relationship.

It’s totally every gamer’s wet-dream.



And don’t even get me started on the incest. Suguha and Kazuto totally have sex all the time, and they’ve even flirted with each other!



There’s no character development, even for the mains. No background, no progression or regression, no past events that influence future actions, no moments of weakness…absolutely nothing…

Asuna is useless, and only waits for Kirito to save her sorry ass all the time. She can’t even hold her own in a fight.



Funny how they say the exact opposite of what the series actually has, don’t you think?

