Scootaloo: Uh..... Girls? Any help?

Sweetie Belle: Why they would need so many masts? Can only one would do? Don't they have any idea how long it would need to wash all those sails?

Apple Bloom: Ugh! I don't get it! Why would call that "port" and "starboard" instead of left and right?

S: Uh.... No idea. Sweetie?

SB: Do you think they wash the sails?

S: Who?

SB: The sailors?

S: What? Do they?

S: Uh... I can check....

A: And what in tarnation they call that a stern?

S: Wait! What you were talking about Apple Bloom?

A: What? Oh. They call the left of the boat a "port", the right side the "starboard". Apparently the front is the "bow" and the rear the...

S: That's it! Apple Bloom you are a genius!

A: ... a "stern"... Huh?

S: I'm going to talk about how we call parts of the boat!

SB: I couldn't find if they wash their... Oh. They do! Want to write something about....

S: No time for that. Okay... The port.... starboard... the bow...

SB: Don't forget to talk about the deck, the main sail, the jig, the....

S: ....

SB: Are you noting them?

S: Gimme that.

She took the book and began to read it... until she began to freak out.

SB: Uh, Scootaloo? Are you okay?

She threw the paper away and began another one.

A: Uh...

S: "What I learned in boating school is... that they use to much different terms and names for me to remember..."

A: Kinda makes sense.

SB: Damn it!

A: What's wrong Sweetie?

SB: I was going to write the same thing!



Lovely work