MATTERDADDY T-SHIRT: Get a black shirt with "Matterdaddy" emblazoned on the front. When friends ask you "What's Matterdaddy?" You reply, "Nothing, and don't call me daddy"... then proceed to tell them that you're a backer of an awesome project. You'll also receive all updates. We'll ask for your shirt size once funding closes.

(Kickstarter fees, Amazon Fees, taxes and US shipping is included.)

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