Clint Hassell brings you the third and final set of hints and teasers for this year’s festive special, Last Christmas. Not asleep then you are … ?

Funniest line: “My. Little. Pony.” Best line I missed the first time I watched the episode: “beardy-weirdy” Worst line that I wish I’d missed both times it was uttered: “Who ya gonna call?” The episode’s obligatory Christmas quote: “God bless us, every one.” Two characters have a Christmas list. One of them reads: “tickets to the Indian Orient Express, that painting we saw in Paris, permission to own a cat.” As for the other list? Well, I’ve a feeling we’ll be talking about that long into Series 9. Speaking of, there’s a definite reason that the title of the first episode of Series 9 has already been announced. Technically, there is some vwlsh dtjbr wgcht huian kysda ilafm im, though, as in years past, it’s not quite what everyone expected.