1

Ashley: Have you heard what's happening!?

Mike: What?

Ashley: The undergrads are revolting.

Mike: Yeah, they are disgusting.



2

Ashley: No, I mean they're staging a violent revolution.

Mike: Why are they spinning so fast?



3

Ashley: No, no they're rebelling against their TAs.

Mike: What do they have against tapered amplifiers?



4

Ashley: They want your head on a pike for giving them all Fs.

Mike: Okay, I'll hear their complaints.

Mike: I prefer my head not being on a fish.



