WASHINGTON—Clapping and bouncing up and down in his chair, President Donald Trump reportedly exclaimed “Again, again, again!” to aides in the Oval Office Monday after watching a video of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s death six times in a row. “Show me one more time! One more time, please?” said a visibly gleeful Trump, who according to sources became sullen, pounded on his desk, and threw a paperweight at acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney when the adviser gently suggested it was time to move on to other items on the president’s daily agenda. “I’m not going to any stupid meetings. I want to watch my show again. I love it, I love it, I love it! Fast-forward to the part with the big boom!” At press time, reports confirmed Trump was demanding that Pentagon officials make more videos of people dying for him to watch.

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