Level Two—$65—A copy of The Road to Canterbury and a 5” by 7” Relic Card, suitable for framing, certified as authentic by the Chief Pardoner himself, Alf Seegert. Just think of the possibilities—you can choose from The Scrambled Eggs of St. Benedict (a true Benedictine breakfast order filled with Divine Strength) or The Knickers of Saint Nicholas (there is a limit of two per backer please—some gifts are best left unopened) or The Accusing Finger of St. Phillip (pictured on the left). Several other equally valuable choices are available—all come with lifetime benefits!

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