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And yet he still didn't merit a mention in her dairy.

So wait, he's just gonna leave this young girl to die at the hands of the Nazis? That doesn't sound like the Son Goku we know. This is just the author masterfully toying with our emotions, it turns out, because just a month later, Goku returns to save Anne from the Gestapo. At that moment, he confesses his love, and the fact that he's married is never mentioned again in the story.

Where It Gets Really Creepy:

Let's leave aside the fact that Goku is a warrior from a superior alien race, the Saiyans, who turns blond and blue-eyed when he powers up, and Anne Frank is a Jewish girl who really existed and died in World War II ... actually, let's not leave that aside, because that's all sorts of messed up.

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Unlike this, which is really just two sorts of messed up.

But then things turn even weirder when Goku and Anne fly to Paris and battle the entire Third Reich. After Goku hijacks a tank and goes on a Nazi killing spree, Hitler is met in a final confrontation:

Hitler continued laughing, then finally said "Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!" Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.

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"It's over nein thousand!"

So, wait, is Hitler from Goku's race? Was his Aryan ideal actually about Super Saiyans all along? Because that ... that makes a frightening amount of sense.

After a mighty battle that would have taken at least 20 episodes of the anime series, Goku disintegrates Super Hitler with a Kamehameha, destroys the time machine and moves to Australia with Anne, where they get married and settle down. Hey, at least they spared us the sex scene in this one.

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