Pace Maynard plays 100+ Shows a year with Universal Sigh and throws his own Music and Arts Festival called Sigh in July! Tips: Wrap your toothbrush in a Paper Towel Gold Bond is essential for Summer Tour Designate a Tour Manager Air Mattreses will pop and deflate over time Get a cot instead Invest in a Shopvac for cleaning the van (# of musicians x 5 Minutes) + (# of Bathroom breaks x 5 minutes) + (# of Major Cities driven through x 10 minutes) + (# of Meals eaten on the road x 5 minutes) = Additional time on the road Always have a spare tire Change your transmission fluid every 50,000 miles (every when they tell you 100) Keep all your receipts Cocaine is a hell of a drug Beer does not count as a meal (neither does coffee) If they don’t give you a limit on your food buyout, order the whole menu Bring a Cooler Sleep in clean underwear Try not to shit yourself on stage (Don’t shit in your overalls) Advance Everything! Unlimited Data for entertainment and work in the van Electrical Tape solves a lot of problems Group Stretch for morale Tums + Goodie Powder + Febreeze + Vitamin C Be prepared to sleep on the floor - at least 5 hours Warm up before EVERY show Cases for your gear Be honest with your band mates Don’t forget to get the money Multiple dummy checks Try your best not to park illegally and get towed Take out a Musicians insurance policy Multiple sets of Van Keys Get out of the van and stretch every time you stop Stay Hydrated Don’t suck, Have fun