I just... I just feel so bad for no reason

I'm sorry, can I help?

I don't think so.

Do you know I love you?

No. no one loves me.

What are you... what are you doing?

I'm testing whether your depression is a semipermeable membrane by attempting attempting to transfer love by osmosis.

Is it working?

No. But you should probably keep trying. For science.

Ok. ....for science.