I have large breasts. It’s disappointing but not surprising that a variety of men have commented upon the size of my breasts over the years.

There was the male coworker at a party of a mutual friend who told me, “You have the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.” Then there was the man laughing with his friends at the mall, who said the exact same thing word for word as I was exiting the mall with my husband. That man said it in staccato, pausing between each word.

“You. Have. The. Biggest. Breasts. I’ve. Ever. Seen.”

Men really ought to know better, but what’s even more disappointing than the reaction of certain men to the size of my breasts is the reaction of some girls and women to the size of my breasts. Women really ought to know better.