Disney Exec 1: Hey, I've got an idea! How about we remake the all-time worst Oscar winner for Best Picture?

Disney Exec 2: The Greatest Show on Earth? Everybody loved Jimmy Stewart as a clown.

Disney Exec 1: No, silly, we all know the DeMille Estate is run by litigious jerks. I'm talking about Around the World in 80 Days. Think of it, by remaking the worst Best Picture winner, you have only one way to go: up!

Disney Exec 2: Of course. Maybe we can get Steve Coogan to play Phileas Fogg. Kids love Steve Coogan. Now if we can just squeeze his Michael Caine impersonation into the film.

Disney Exec 1: And Jackie Chan's really hot right now after The Tuxedo and The Medallion. As long as we prevent him from doing anything that will upset the insurers, I think we've got our Passepartout...

Disney Exec 2: ...''You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'' Oh, sorry, I was still thinking about Coogan's Michael Caine impersonation. But, yes. Greenlight!

Disney Exec 1: While we're at it, there's a little Edgar Rice Burroughs story we should keep in mind. Think: Tarzan on Mars.

Disney Exect 2: Do tell!