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Examples of Unnecessarily Flowery Abyssal Names

Most Uncourteous Majordomo of the Broken Household

Resplendent Servant of Dust and Ash

The Boy with the Seven Word Name

Wind That Shreds Ashen Petals

The Bride Spattered with the Blood of the Damned

Forsaken Princess in Hateful Alabaster

Artisan of Blood in Seven Shades

He Who Sows Fear and Reaps Despair

Soul Who Cries Crimson For the Yet to Fall

Ivory-Mantled Exemplar In Its Inevitable Procession

Surgeon In Manners Excellent And Profane

Wistful Dream Shrouded In Velvet

Fallaciloquent Extirpator of Integrity

Examples of Names that go beyond Flowery

The Forlorn and Mournful Lover who cried a Thousand Ivory Tears in a Night Driven by Passionate Sorrow under a Sky of Moonless Ebony in Lamentation of the Untimely Passing of their Love and Desire to the Shroud of Death and Eternity.

The Relentless Wielder of The Scythe With Faith in The Spreading Shadows, Who Has Cracked The Temple Of The Sun To Nothing And Bound Its Stones To Build His Tomb Banded With Straps Of Iron And Surmounted With The Bones of The Honoured Dead

Examples of... ?

Brilliant Example of Dreary Dullness

Reward for Return

Gory Killing Machine of no Other Purpose

The Song that Never Ends

The Song that Does Nothing But End

The End that Watched Everyone Else Singing and Felt Morose

The Servant with the Long and Rambling Name that Will Never Be Remembered Because Not Even the Deathlords Are That Masochistic

The Extra Deathnight

Red Shirt Over a Dead Man

Boredom Given Shape

Exquisite Flavor that Turns to Ashes when the Ingredient List is Read

The Bony Tart with Thin Lips and Hair like a Used Mop After It Has Dried

The Lover of Bony Tarts with Thin Lips and Hair like a Used Mop After It Has Dried

Lapdog of a Thousand Kicks

Imitative Intimations of Moody Ennui by Spoiled Children

Bright and Cheerful Service to Our Wonderful Mistress

Most Efficacious Minister of Gratuitous Mascara and Bauhaus-Listening

My Pal Foot-Foot

I Came On My Own And I Left On My Own And I Went Home And I Cried And I Wanted To Die

Favoured Darling of the Maiden Mistress of Blood Tears Falling as Rain from Black Skies

I Hate Myself and Want to Dye My Hair Black

He Who Listens to Nine Inch Nails in Dark Corners

He Who Listens to Nine Inch Nails in Bright Courtyards and Gets Spanked By the Resonance Fairy

Teaser of Poofy Robert Smith Hair

Azrael Abyss (Todd)

Stalker Clad in Raiment of Shadows

Mourning Warrior Clad in Gloom

Emo of the Mallpunk Gloomcookies

Sister Of Mercy

Loved By None, Hated By All, Guess He'll Go Eat Worms

He Who Listens To The Song That Does Nothing But End Over And Over While Lamenting His Lost Love

Wrist Stapled To Forehead

He of the Bad Poetry and Poor Hygene

Black Tape For a Blue Deathknight

He Who Argues That Trent Sold Out, But Still Listens to Pretty Hate Machine When He Thinks Nobody Is Looking

Hair Of The Dog That Turned

Child of The Follower of Some Soft Black Stars Over London

He Who Tears Love Apart

Overseer of Whiney Scene Politics

He Who Is Ashamed Of All The Inside Jokes And Is Now Looking Into Another Subculture, Maybe Rivethead or Punk

Andrew Eldritch

Relinquisher Of All Enthusiasm Save In Staggeringly Ostentatious Names

She Who Never Got A Pony

He Who Looked Upon The Pit And Gobbed Over The Edge

Accursed Drinker Of The Last Bit Of Milk

Martyr To The Persecution Complex

He Or She Who Dresses Androgynously

Kicker Of Wibbly Eyed Puppies

Yet Another Individual

Shepherd Of The Hounds That Poop On The Lawn Of The Sun

One Who Cried Out To Deaf Ears That ITS NOT FAIR

First Against The Wall When The Revolution Came

Dyed Hair in the Annihilation Soup

The Limper Who Stepped on their Own

Walker in Malls

Did I Get the Mascara on Right? What? Oh, Sh......

Owner of No Clothing What Isn't Black and/or Torn

Shopper in Thrift Stores

Foresworn Eater of Calamari

Rider of Unfortunate Fads

S/He of Questionable Taste

Shibuya Girl of Horrific Tanning (Okay, so it's a little outside of setting, but it is a pretty scary image...)

a pretty scary image...) Shameless Editor of Hopeless Text

Deathknightier Than Thou

Shuffling Dancer Clad In Superfluous Buckles and Zippers

He Who Stares at the Floor

Depressio McMopeypants

Three Little Nightingales on My Doorstep

Small Uncaring Balls of the Porcupine

The Gothest Ninja Ever

The Little Abyssal That Could

The Primary Bad Guy's Minion That Kills People In A Distinctive Way Which Will Ironically Become His Own Manner Of Death

He Who Hides Blood and Bones Beneath His Skin

Tears for Fears

Milk-Curdling Scream

I'll Be Here, Gathering Resonance, ALONE

The One Whose Mother Never Read to Her at Night

My Seneschal Over My Space

Leads a Horticulture But Can't Make Her Think

Pushing This Boulder

The Knight Formerly Known as *******

The Total Eclipse of the Heart

Annoyance at the Apparent Wholesale Copying of Fan-Created Material to a Company Site Without Reference to the Original Source

Only Slightly Pretentious Names

Malachite of the Cenotaph

Impregnable General of the Undefeated Void

Cold of the Unholy Sepulcher

He Who Eats in the Blasphemous Manse

The Insane Heir in the Annihilation

Despicable Lies

Red Blasphemy

Shadowed Lady with Locks of Diamond

Vermillion Dutchess of Fire

Bloodstained Nothingness

Dark Queen in Mysteries

Eyes of Orahalcium Who Sleeps in the Infernal Pavillion

Daughter of Panic

Diadem of Night

Loss Of Everything Known

He Who Made the Grave

Mace of the Bloodstained Sepulcher

Black Philosopher in Insanity

Shaded Right Hand of the Silver Prince

Ashes of the Ivory Forge

She who is Lost and Should Not Be Found

Lady of Mazes

Ripped from the Womb

Servant Bound by Chains of Malice

Inescapable Corpse Wisdom

Ruin Of All Things Good

Seven Centuries Of Blight

King Of Desecration Robed In Blood

Prince Whose Steps Shatter Glass

Princess Whose Rage Blackens The Skies

Queen Of Shadows In Carmine Finery

Jack of Bones

Jackal In The Ashes

Brute Who Breaks Nations On His Knee

Somber President of the Nation Of Crematoriums

Quiet Flight

Twister Of The Hundred Hateful Arms

Dweller In The Iron Belltower

Widow Of The Dragon Of Four Seasons

Destroyer Resplendent In Black and Gold

Juggernaut Gilded In Chains Of Spirit

Sorrowful Carnation Singing Entropy's Praises

Freedom Through Restraint

Defiler Of The Radiant Dream

Slayer Of The Lone Survivor

One Hundred Dead Worlds

Flaming Head Of The Monkey

Bard Of Unwelcomed Mornings

Avenger Of Births

Light In Mourning Colors

Opener Of Gates From Within

Seal On The Hateful Warrant

Armoured In Contempt

Saint Of Impermanence

Worm Grown Fat On Corpsemeat

Wrath Of The Forgotten

Omnilateral Hatred

Sweet Failure To Endure

Befouler Of Sweet Waters

Idolater Of Entrails

I just couldn't help myself... ^^ -Suzume

Hehehe. Those are funny. Thanks

-- Darloth

Thse are pretty funny. It makes me want to write a fake Nesus project entry....

The new band playing at Malfeas:

And now, playing their hit single, Imitative Intimations of Moody Ennui, it's The Song that Never Ends, The Song that Does Nothing But End, and The End that Watched Everyone Else Singing and Felt Morose! Yes it's Spoiled Children!



--BrilliantRain

The sad thing is that I ended up using "Resplendant Servant of Dust and Ash" for an NPC Midnight Caste due to inspiration betraying me at the wrong moment. Fit remarkably well, too.

~~ WeepingStar

I Came On My Own And I Left On My Own And I Went Home And I Cried And I Wanted To Die nearly made me laugh myself to death, but I think technically it should be "I Came And I Stood On My Own And I Left On My Own And I Went Home And I Cried And I Wanted To Die". I also added a couple of my brother's. - Panache

Added a Semi-Serious deathknight title section, and transported my list of death knight names over to here along with a few more humorous ones ~ BrigandRansom , Who's still chuckling over "My Pal Foot-Foot"

Added a few, mainly jokes off of various Goth bands (Bauhaus, I'm looking at j00). I think I'll come back to this, because it tickles me to no end. Also, Panache is right. The line is "so you go, and you stand on your own / and you leave on your own / and you go home, and you cry / and you want to die." Still, nice reference. - Bassist159 who's ashamed he knows that and is now thinking of becomming a Rivethead, after he adds that to the list.

Wait... I made that name and I've never heard that song. I just made it up. Ba-whuuuuuh? -- OhJames "How Soon is Now", by the Smiths. - Bassist159.

Whee, making these is fun. Will I ever be able to think of Abyssals seriously again? ...DeathBySurfeit, who doesn't really think so

Turns out I can. Added a few from my Western campaign...DeathBySurfeit, corrected

If you ever do make me play in that Abyssal game, I'm seriously thinking about Bright and Cheerful Service to our Wonderful Mistress.

-- Darloth

Added some from my game soon to be run. The Servant Bound by Chains of Malice looks nastier than any other abby I've seen. - trithne

I'm baaack! ^__^ Enjoy (I hope...) a few new silly names. -Suzume

I thought of this name while at work, of all places. If anyone's managed to make anything longer, go for it ^__^. - Trithne

I particularly like the Shaggs and Current 93 references. Kickass! And for a long name, hows about "The Relentless Wielder of The Scythe With Faith in The Spreading Shadows, Who Has Cracked The Temple Of The Sun To Nothing And Bound Its Stones To Build His Tomb Banded With Straps Of Iron And Surmounted With The Bones of The Honoured Dead"? -TheHoverpope

Curse you Hoverpope! (Put it up there with mine just so they weren't lonely. - Trithne



The Extra Deathknight made me laugh far too much. ~ Seiraryu

Added a few silly ones, mostly making fun of myself. - WeepingStar

These are beautiful. That is all. --MUrielw

Shuffling Dancer Clad In Superfluous Buckles And Zippers may be the greatest Abyssal name ever created. -Ben-San