1:1 In the beginning when God created the Bridge

1:2 the Bridge was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the Bridge.

1:3 Then God said, ‘Let there be a void’; and there was a void .

1:4 And God saw that the void was good; and God separated the void from the Bridge.

1:5 God called the void the Abyss of Doom, and the Bridge he called Larry. And there was the Bridge and there was the void, the first day.

Larry 1:7: "Larry knew what he had created, Larry the all-knowing said let there be bridge, and bridge was created."

Larry 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Bridge, that whoever crosses it shall not perish but have eternal life

Bob 1:21 "When bob was forged to be the companion for Larry, he tried to become a bridge just as big and as strong. But Bob the Boulder was unable to move from his state."

Bob 1:22 "When larry asked his good friend bob "what has you so low?" bob responded "oh larry, thine structure is so strong and horizontal, i merely wish to be integral to the world like you"

Bob 1:23 "And larry took pitty on bob and smiled in only the way he could. Disarming and charming. "bob" larry said at length "dont be an idiot"

Larry 18:9: One night the Lord spoke to the Masterchief in a vision: “Do not be afraid; keep crossing the Bridge, do not be still.

Bob 1:24 "Knowing he was wrong, bob became quiet before cooking them bacon and eggs for breakfast"

Larry 5:17: Therefore, if anyone crosses the Bridge, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!

Larry 100:2 And when larry was finally crossed and the checkpoint of salvation was reached. it brought upon a mass nerd orgasm.