After a very dreary walk home in the rain, I pushed open the door to a warm warm house and a very exciting package exclaiming 'Firebox' on the stairs. Could this really be my Trick or Treat gift already? Good work, Secret Santa, for being on the ball!

As I tore at the top of the box, the first clue I got as to what the gift contained was the reveal of a single word 'Earwax'. Err...

Turns out it's high quality ear wax "harvested from unsanitary jug-eared humans, fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear". Yum.

To help wash the delicious monster delight down came the next course in the gift package, tasty Blood Energy Potion. Which was mega useful because I was going to need all the energy to stay up all night to play with the final gift...

An amazing, unexpected and slightly overwhelming treat! Sphero 2.0!! SPERO 2.0!!

Thank you so much Secret Santa - you are amazing and you've given this ghoul an outstanding start to the Halloween season!