Original Air date: April 8th, 2019

Caption: This is Churn out Pittsburgh. We explore Pittsburgh’s vocabulary, their Airbnb situation, and welcome a local author onstage to discuss their latest novel. Plus live scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

Running time: 2:07 (127 minutes)

Recording location: Churn out Pittsburgh

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Topics Edit

Matt talks about local sports team owners of the Steelers and Giants and how they have nearly never been purchased apart from an original $500.

Jacob talks about meeting the owner of Crazy Horse 3, one of the larger Vegas Strip Clubs.

Paul plays a game where he is says some Pittsburghese and sees if they can translate it. This is associated with getting a shot of Malort, which is apparently a very strong booze:

Catch - a multi-seat piece of furniture usually placed in a living room

Jumbo - bologna

Mirror - "I'm here"

Nebbie - Nosy

Putting the Chair out - reserving a parking space

Scoop Balsamic is staying at an antique shop with a very sketchy Yelp review.

Smitty Scoop reports on the parking situation of his AirBnB and there is no parking. Another scoop had the same BnB owner leave breakfast for them in the room. The hosts assume that means there was a trap.

Jean McFeaters, author and Paul's in-law, talks about her erotica books. Her nom de plume is Ava Moon. Particularly a Supernatural bestiality twincest that leads to ass babies story called "Finding Darius" is discussed (Episode title reference)

Scoopmail Edit

Lee Popscicle Scoop brought in a book named Red Velvet and Absinthe

Some Scoop delivers a Cash Cannon the lightly tosses out fresh bills to help with cash grabs.

Sarah Boyle delivers a Bucky O'hare toy, a wolf motorcycle flashslight knife, knock-off Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a Batman figurine, and Manassas coffee.

Nest Creamer brought finger puppets for a tiger and a snake

Some scoop talks about a gift that Paul was given and their upcoming visit to Australia.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosions theme is played.

Smitty delivers a Jock vs Nerd live where the hosts have to guess the year based on a Jock event, a Nerd event, and a Jacob event.

Characters and Bits Edit