As America continues to grapple with the horrifying realization that it elected a commander-in-chief who is more interested in tweeting than being commander-in-chief, people who actually know things about things are scrambling to connect with the Trump administration to try and preemptively stabilize the White House. Many of these efforts have been concentrated on Ivanka Trump, the president-elect's 35-year-old daughter, in the hopes that she might be a little more woke than her objectively bad siblings. (These hopes are misplaced, but that's the idea, at least.) Check out this grim prognosis from former State Department official and gender equity advocate Anne Marie Slaughter:

[Slaughter] also sent word to the incoming first daughter a week after the election, saying that she hoped to be in touch with her after her father took office. “She is really serious about the ‘care agenda’ and can be a strong inside force,” Ms. Slaughter said in an interview. Perhaps most important, she said, “I don’t know anyone else.”

With the stakes high and the situation dire, even environmental activist and benevolent human Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten involved:

The Oscar-winning actor recently met with Ms. Trump privately and gave her a copy of his climate change documentary, Before the Flood, according to aides to both people.

Bless you, Leo. Despite having quite the escape route ready to go if necessary, it's good to know that the man has not given up on this planet just yet. However, we're a little disappointed that he limited himself to climate change, since the Trump family could learn some important lessons from the rest of Leo's filmography, too.

Catch Me If You Can: pretending you know how to do something is fun for awhile, but eventually Tom Hanks will find you.

Titanic: some grandiose plans are better in theory than in practice.

Shutter Island: if you can't find the insane person on the island, maybe it's you.