Neil Caldwell has developed a way to dye bacon so it looks like a unicorn just threw up next to your pancakes. Unfortunately, he won't say how it's done. But from the look of things it involves unholy amounts of peen-shrinking Yellow #5. Love that stuff. The doctor said if I don't drink at least a gallon a day I'll have no choice but to keep on being the world's greatest lover...of subway tunnels.

Hit the jump for several more shots of the unkosherness.

Colored Bacon [bacontoday]

Thanks to Yaya, who may or may not hold the divine secrets to the sisterhood. *punches myself in face*