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Welcome to ANONCON SPRING 2011!





Got a confession? Have a secret? An embarrassing phobia? Well, you can type it all out here. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post more than once if you'd like.



The basic rules:



Post anonymously.



Post honestly.



Be tasteful.



Post about yourself. Don't point out or humiliate others.



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From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 04:30 am (UTC) (Link) In 2007 I was an ace student at Cal. I was Phi Beta Kappa in my JUNIOR year, graduated with the highest university and departmental honors (I was a double major, too). Got accepted to my top choice PhD program (which itself is top 3 in the country) with six years of full funding - that'd be tuition and a very livable stipend.



Four years and a completely useless master of arts degree later, I'm a broken, dysfunctional human being without an ounce of confidence or drive left in my body.



When people ask me how stuff is going I always lie because I'm too humiliated and defeated by the truth.



Grad school, it ain't worth it. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:01 am (UTC) ro (Link) MA programs aren't worth it****



FTFY Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 04:34 am (UTC) (Link) I chat with people in class, but I seem to be incapable of taking my friendships outside of the classroom. I spend all my time alone. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 04:35 am (UTC) (Link) i love you, but your sexual history makes me want to vomit all over the place. sometimes when i'm talking to you, all i can imagine is all those men who you allowed to degrade, disrespect and use you. it makes me sick and it makes me question us more often than i'd like to admit. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:04 am (UTC) (Link) *chuckle*



Oh, you're a misogynist, but you're a CUTE misogynist! The kind that pretends to be a feminist nice-guy who really, really cares about the degradation of women, but feels revolted by tainted and impure whores.



Don't worry. You'll grow out of it. I know I did. Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:07 am (UTC) (Link) To their credit, they WERE the first to say 'first' Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:00 am (UTC) (Link) STOP! Before posting your inane bullshit, read this:





"I love this guy/gal, but alas, I can never tell them, woe is me..."





"HOTTEST CLONES! GO!"





"Waaaaaaah, there are too many posts about co-opers! Instead of confronting my own loneliness and jealousy, I'm going to lash out at you with crude stereotypes!"





"LAWL I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING BUT I'M ON ANONCON LAWL"





"LAWL [NAME] GET OFF OF ANONCON AND STUDY LAWL"





"I'm a straight dude, any girls want to hook up in the stacks?"





"I'm a straight dude pretending to be a girl, any gullible dudes wanna hook up in the stacks?"





"WAAAAH I CAN'T HANDLE THE ASIANS AT MY SCHOOOOOOOL"





"WAAAAH I CAN'T HANDLE BEING ASIAN AT MY SCHOOOOOOOL"





"FSM roll call! Tee hee!"





There! You don't need to post it anonymously this semester, I've done it for you! You're free!



You're welcome Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 07:10 am (UTC) (Link) for some people, anoncon is all we have left to keep us going through those sleepless, sunless, friendless days of studying. if you don't understand it then don't use it! Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:01 am (UTC) confession (Link) i love alyssa foran so much that every time i whisper her name my cock whispers it back. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 07:48 am (UTC) Re: confession (Link) WELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BALLSACK TO GO ASK HER OUT Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:24 am (UTC) (Link) If I ever date someone, and I find out that they watched the royal wedding, I will drop them on the spot, no matter how perfect they might otherwise be. I have standards. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:35 am (UTC) (Link) You're going to end up all alone on your high horse. No surprise your confession started with "If I ever..." Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:35 am (UTC) (Link) graduating a female virgin. dying one too. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:46 am (UTC) (Link) Do you want it that way? Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:42 am (UTC) (Link) http://fyeahberkeleystudentbear.tumblr.com/



Hopefully the site isn't entirely dead... Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 05:54 am (UTC) (Link) Anoncon used to be so much better. You'd have hundreds of posts within minutes. Where did everyone go?



I feel old. :( Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 06:04 am (UTC) (Link) Does anyone know how AnonCon got started? Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 2nd, 2011 06:30 am (UTC) (Link) fuckyes it is. :D it's this coming out business that totally sucks though... Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2011 07:26 am (UTC) (Link) Beverly Hills Fabulous is almost as good a good distraction as Anoncon. Anybody else with me?

Also, Cijeo.com is way better than any other free tv sites, check it. This isn't spam, just a tv fan. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2011 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link) so'z bad gurls club,m did yahll watch the reunioni Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread