Jeb W. Bush is a nice enough guy, but he really needs to stop talking without a teleprompter

I have to admit, I've found it one of the best parts of the run up to the election to listen to what Jeb W. Bush is going to say next. It's like Tourette Syndrome - but a long form version of it. You never know what's going to come out of his mouth. You know what they say, "It's funny until someone loses and eye." Well, he's just hurt too many people recently, so I feel forced to send him a Cease & Desist Letter.

I couldn't find his actual mailing address. Beverly put our Christmas Card list on the foyer console and, frankly, I think I may have thrown it out. So all I could find online was this fan mail address. Send him a picture, and he'll sign it and send it back.

I thought that could be a good way to get his signature on the letter, as no one would read it. Then I realized... I'd been punked by Jeb W. Bush!

Fan Mail!

Like Jeb W. Bush gets "Fan Mail!" That is mighty funny, Jeb. Who said you Bush's don't have a sense of humor? Fan Mail...so funny.

Anyways, I've got a link to the letter below. I've already signed it.

You know how I said that "I have a lot of work to do and I can't do it alone?" Well, I could use a helping hand on this.

Would you print this Cease and Desist Letter and mail it to him? You know, if you have the address or happen to live in Iowa and see him at the local diner.

Oh! If you find the address, be a dear and post it in the comments below to make it easier for your fellow citizens.

Thanks in Advance for your help. Lets make America Shiny.

- Jackson