Weeks ago, writer-filmmaker-actor Tommy Wiseau revealed that he had hopes to bring his cult-classic movie The Room to the Great White Way. Now, TheaterMania has exclusively learned that Wiseau has turned to none other than Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda to make his dream come true.

We have obtained the extremely starry cast list, the key art, and an early version of the song list for Lin-Manuel Miranda's Tommy Wiseau's The Room: The Broadway Musical. As you'll see, it almost has as many songs as Hamilton, and is probably just as epic.

Company

Mark Rylance: Johnny, an everyman

Justin Guarini: Mark, his best friend

Annaleigh Ashford: Lisa, Johnny's future wife

Andrew Keenan-Bolger: Denny, Johnny's friend, sort of like a son

Patti LuPone: Claudette, Lisa's mother

Billy Magnussen: Chris-R, a drug dealer

Lin-Manuel Miranda and Javier Muñoz: Peter/Steven, a psychologist

Andy Karl: Mike, a student

Orfeh: Michelle, Mike's girlfriend

Songs



Act 1

Overture - Orchestra

Scenes From San Francisco - Company

Just a Little Something - Johnny and Lisa

I Just Like to Watch: Two Is Great But Three Is a Crowd - Denny, Johnny, and Lisa

You're My Rose - Johnny

I Don't Love Him Anymore - Lisa and Claudette

The Candles, the Music, the Sexy Dress (Loverboy) - Mark and Lisa

You're My Favorite Customer - Florist

Half Canadian Bacon With Pineapple, Half Artichoke With Pesto and Light on the Cheese - Lisa

You're My Rose (Reprise) - Johnny

You're a Good Man (Don't Worry About Those F**kers) - Lisa and Johnny

I Definitely Have Breast Cancer - Claudette

What Are These Characters Doing Here - Claudette, Lisa, Mike, Michelle, Denny

The Ballad of Denny - Denny

Where's My F**king Money/Act 1 Finale - Chris-R, Denny, and company

Act 2

Down on Guerrero Street - Company

Oh Hai, Mark - Johnny

Gotta Tell You About Something/The World Would Be a Better Place to Live - Denny and Johnny

You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa - Johnny

Football on the Roof - Men

Whatever Happened to My Cancer - Claudette

Peter's Song/Steven's Song - Peter/Steven

Love Is Blind/The Out-of-State Bank Song - Men

Cheep, Cheep, Cheep (The Chicken Song) - Men

Anyway, How Is Your Sex Life? - Johnny

The Candles, the Music, the Sexy Dress (Reprise) - Johnny

We're Expecting/There Is No Baby - Johnny, Lisa, and Company

I'm Fed Up With This World - Johnny

Why, Johnny? Why? Johnny, Why? Why? - Denny







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