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The cops then rush in and arrest the guy, violently wrestling him out of the room while Haley and the two runaways get away, smirking at their clever plan of accusing a man of a felony, likely putting him on a sex offender registry for the rest of his life and ruining his career.



Yeah, that looks like standard procedure.

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But hey, they made it to the video game tournament!

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