Like many good stories, this one starts with mind-altering substances. One day, Imgur user hallucinoJER was blazed out of their mind when they got a hankering for some ice cream. So they went to the freezer and grabbed some Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream.

But something didn't feel quite right. As is the way when you're baked out of your gourd, hallucinoJER started questioning everything about the world. They saw the blobs of cookie dough floating around in that creamy vanilla ice cream and wondered whether or not this was actual cookie dough or, like they suspected, just some "flavored nuggets or something." Well, as the old saying goes, when life gives you cookie dough, make cookies.

So hallucinoJER decided to stop asking questions and to actually do something about it.

The first step was to extract the cookie dough from the ice cream itself.

Which presented the first challenge. Scooping was easy enough but the chunks were coming out covered in ice cream.

On the Next Page: Just how much cookie dough do you think is in one of those pints?