The role of the Batman is up for grabs and there's no one else on the planet who could fill the cowl other than professional footballer Gareth Barry.

Not convinced?

Let me explain.

Gareth Barry has:

Athleticism

A Premier League title

A strong gaze

A dark side (possibly)

A superheroes chin (Important)

A superheroes chin (Again, Very Important)

Gareth Barry has not got:

Acting skills (Not Important)

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As you can see, Gareth Barry has everything a man needs to be the perfect Batman.

Please sign this petition to get Gareth in the Cape and Cowl. You know it's perfect.