Best lines taken out of context from Gem Harvest

“Well then, what’s the point of corn?!”



“Garnet says not to lick stuff I find on the ground, but this is for a good cause.”

“A hobo is a man’s job!”

“Greg, you little turd.”

“You’re not big, I’m just saying ‘you’re tall,” not— you know.”

-“She works out.“

-"Yeah I’ll bet.”

“Why don’t we all marry each other!”

“Sorry for your marriage!”

“That’s what we forgot! More cooking oil.”

“This table has corn. And it’s beautiful. And we’ll defend it!”

“Why don’t you put the corn in a mirror for a thousand years and then see how it feels about the table?“