I’m not certain I have ever signed my name in a technically correct manner. I’m not even sure if I possess the capability to do so. I do try, every now and then, when I need to sign something. I go slow, I really focus, and yet still, it comes out as little more than one or two more or less recognizable letters followed by a spastic squiggle that fills the rest of the line. And yes I have thought of getting it changed to something shorter, so as to better my odds, but I know there’s no way I’d be able to fill out the forms for that before making a total mess of them…