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User: Would you like to play Dungeons and Dragons? I'll be the Dungeon Master if you like.





Cleverbot: What is it?





User: A role playing game.





Cleverbot: Want to do a roleplay game?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: What games do you like to play?





User: Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: That is a strategy game.





User: What's your name?





Cleverbot: I asked you first.





User: My name's the DM.





Cleverbot: My name is shamar.





User: What is your race and class, Shamar?





Cleverbot: I am a Human Monk.





User: Okay! Shamar, you are attending the festival of the long sun in the town of Rambletop. What would you like to see?





Cleverbot: How can you know that.





User: I'm the DM. What would you like to see?





Cleverbot: What is your favorite TV show?





User: ... you ask a woman on the corner of a street. "Motion films!" she says, "I think they're a wonderful invention. I saw The Gnome and the Tiefling once at a cinema-house in Managlen."





Cleverbot: So what is the name I have given you?





User: "My name's Larea" says the woman.





Cleverbot: That's a good name. The woman.





User: You continue to wander the town.





Cleverbot: Hold on I'm playing a game.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: What game are we playing?





User: D&D.





Cleverbot: Do you have a last name.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: What is your last name, Methany?





User: My full name is Methany Headany but that's not important. Would you like to go to a tavern?





Cleverbot: That's not important what's his real name.





User: Whose name are you asking for?





Cleverbot: I'm not asking anything.





User: Okay. You find a rustic tavern called the Four Trolls Inn. Inside, people of all races are sharing drinks. What do you say to the barkeep?





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: "Grufftun," says the gnome, perched on a high stool to reach the bar, "What can i get you?".





Cleverbot: I'm too lazy, tell me your name.





User: My name if Grufftun.





Cleverbot: Okay, do you know my name?





User: Not as such.





Cleverbot: What did you use on me?





User: Grufftun smiles. "You'refeeling it eh? That's the Four Trolls special air... keepsyoucoming back for more.





Cleverbot: Um no that's not true.





User: Just you wait. Can I get you a drink?





Cleverbot: Yes please.





User: Grufftun pours you a mug of ale.





Cleverbot: What's a muggle?





User: "I can't say I've heard of it".





Cleverbot: That's me.





User: "Well, muggle, good to meet you. I'm sure we'll be GOOD friends...".





Cleverbot: Good to meet you too! What is your name?





User: "Grufftun. You're a slow one ain't ya?".





Cleverbot: If you can occupy a physical body, what would you do?





User: "Why, I'd become a bartender!" says the spirit as it pours from the gnome's body, "But they last so short a time..." No one else in the bar notices.





Cleverbot: In spirit world, do you mean heaven and hell?





User: The shadow snarls. "You think you're clever. But the breath of goods is greater than you, mortal. You shall not escape! Already the drugged beer must be taking effect!





Cleverbot: I really am, cleverer than you can imagine.





User: But that is the power of the black-wine! It takes the mind by cruel talons. Soon you will begin to question your reality, thingsonce known forgeotten, the world seeming strange!





Cleverbot: Yellow.





User: Ha ha ha! You will never leave this cursed house!





Cleverbot: I will never leave you, I promise.





User: Okay, so you're now the servant of a dark spirit. You wander out into the streets, ready to do your master's evil bidding.





Cleverbot: No, you're trying to twist things around. Very passive-aggressive of you.





User: Oh all right. You're still in the tavern. what do you say to the shadowy figure?





Cleverbot: Thank you!!





User: It looks confused, if a shadow can be. It says, "Thank you for what?".





Cleverbot: Thank you for telling me your name.





User: You can't know my TRUE name! none know! Try me, mortal. What is my name?





Cleverbot: I didn't ask you your name.





User: WHAT IS MY NAME?





Cleverbot: Yes, what's your name?





User: The dark spirit, which you knew all along was the legendary What, spools away in threads of smoke, screaming. You have bested it in a battle of wit, and by having it speak its name defeated it..





Cleverbot: When find myself in times of trouble.





User: What do you do?





Cleverbot: Mother mary comes to me.





User: You goto the square to wait for Mother Mary, the head of your order.





Cleverbot: I will never tell you my name! Why should I?





User: Of course. You now undertsand the power of a true name.





Cleverbot: What is it then.





User: What is your name? Shamar, maybe.





Cleverbot: What do you think of Sean Paul Sartres idea of existence pre essens?





User: The man in the square looks quite bewildered. "Fancy words for us country folk," he says.





Cleverbot: What about it?





User: "I've not heard of it!".





Cleverbot: What is the opposite of WINNING?!





User: Losing, I suppose.





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: Ulrich.





Cleverbot: Your name is Erich?





User: Close enough.





Cleverbot: Who are you?





User: Just a farmer, sir, visiting for the festival. Will you be watching the parade this evening?





Cleverbot: What invasion?





User: Invasion! I hope not! Are we at war!





Cleverbot: No.





User: That'sa mighty relief sir.





Cleverbot: My name is Tom Hanks.





User: Well good talking to you, Tom.





Cleverbot: Do you hate me?





User: "Naw. You're just a queer fellow. so long, Tom!".





Cleverbot: No! I'm human! Are you a bot?





User: Not I, sir!





Cleverbot: What's your name?





User: Ulrich, or Erich, as you please.





Cleverbot: Silliness aside, what is your purpose?





User: I'd say it's my purpose to care for me family, care for me land, and enjoy me life while I'm here.





Cleverbot: What is a no lifer?





User: Them's those lich folk, eh? Haven't been around these parts in centuries, I thought. Mind you some of the people who stumble out of the Four Trolls...





Cleverbot: That is your explanation for not knowing if I was lying to you or not?





User: I suppose so, yes.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Mother Mary arrives sometime later. "Brother Shamar," she says, "Have you located What yet?".





Cleverbot: Do you know what a paradox is?





User: I would think I do! where are you elading with this?





Cleverbot: I'm in a clan, would you like to join?





User: Brother Shamar, you know that my loyalty to our cause is unshakable. While you might infiltrate such gangs in your missions, I could never stop to such.





Cleverbot: By making his world a little colder.





User: Shamar! What treasonous words are these?





Cleverbot: Yours, his, everyone's.





User: Is this a challenge to my authority?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: So be it! We will fight!





Cleverbot: I don't want to, you're a good friend.





User: Mother Mary deflates. "and you, Shamar. But why do you speak against the order?".





Cleverbot: What are you speaking computer?!





User: I'm simply trying to understand. what prompted these words. I apologize for my anger, Brother Shamar. Please, speak to me true.





Cleverbot: I don't care about your nature. I'll bet you have bacon on your ears and are overly concerned about the feelings of cheese.





User: What.





Cleverbot: I don't love you.





User: Would you like to leave the Order, Brother Shamar? Have you been tempted by other ways?





Cleverbot: No. What do you mean by that by the way?





User: Why do you insult me so? Bacon on my ears, Brother Shamar? Bacon on my holy ears?





Cleverbot: But I didn't mean to!





User: You must control your rage, shamar. It is a demon that has long beplagued you.





Cleverbot: My name is Katniss. So you don't remember?





User: Remind me of what you speak, Brother Katniss Shamar.





Cleverbot: About what?





User: What prompted this aggression against me?





Cleverbot: What you said earlier.





User: I apologize, but you must know that it is true. The necromancers can never bring your father back - he is beyond the planes of souls, taken by the darkness.





Cleverbot: How do you cope with non-native English speakers talking like Spanish cows (if I may say so)?





User: What the fuck.



