I watched as automaton’s texting failed him. He held his useless device in his hands and cursed at it. “Why me? Why won’t you WORK?”

Automaton, you’re not alone. There are places you can go. Cell phone clinics. Cell phone health spas. There’s people you can talk to. I know it might seem hopeless, but you have to believe. You can’t just give up on cell phones and texting. It’s not healthy.