Widespread joy amongst Citizens as Google introduces new algorithm that will keep Citizens safe from Online Thought Criminals.

SILICON VALLEY, USA – News of the introduction of a new Google Hate Speech Monitor Algorithm was jubilantly received by Citizens from all over the world yesterday as a new revolutionary step for state-enforced speech and opinion control on the Internet.

The new Monitor can detect various Unacceptable Words (Unwords) and automatically delete online posts that Google deems Offensive, thus making the job of Online Hate Police much easier and helping to keep decent Citizens safe from Hurty Words and Dangerous Opinions.

It also has the power to delete the online account(s) of repeat Offenders and track their IP address in order for Online Hate Police to pay the Offender a visit at an inconvenient time in the early hours of the morning and possibly escort them to Re-Education.

Google’s algorithm is a welcome revolutionary new step in speech, opinion and thought control.

One Twitter user, @CorbynArseLicker, tweeted her approval of Google’s new algorithm this morning: “This is great news! Now I won’t have to keep reporting people who disagree with me, as their accounts will just be deleted anyway!”

The first Twitter Hate Criminal to have his account deleted by the new algorithm, @BigBrexitBarry, sickeningly tweeted earlier today that “Google’s algorithm is a threat to free speech, which two generations of young men had to put their lives on the line for in both world wars.” This Far-Right comment was universally condemned by Citizens and Dear Leaders alike, and Barry, his wife, children and pet parrot were swiftly detained yesterday and sent to a secret Re-Education camp located in the Quantock Hills area of northern Somerset.

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