❝ Just curious, where exactly do you think that Cas's storyline is headed?? ❞

Knowing the sooperboop writers castiel will somehow not kill crowley but will follow Rowena off and be her personal attack dog for a good chunk of episodes giving misha the amazing acting opportunity of growling

(during this period I pray pray pray bucknerlenninglo don’t get any eps or there’ll be some disgusting noncon joke - at least - with Rowena)

then Cas’ll get his agency back in a great ep - written by RT and will reunite with Sam and Dean as they fight the darkness

the darkness at this point will have taken the form of a white guy in a suit

probably a black suit

maybe dark blue if they’re feeling adventurous

Cas’ll swear to help them defeat it! Well, he’ll swear to Sam, he doesn’t make eye contact with Dean no more.

He’ll go off looking for some weapon that can stop it - an ancient weapon. A deadly weapon…. wait shit gimmie a minute

ah yes the ancient Facelifter sword, created by God or something in the first day probably. It is the only thing that can stop the da r k ness s uit ma n

BUT USING IT COMES WITH A COST!!!!

A GREAT COST

Cas is looking for it anyway

while he’s away for episodes at a time sam and dean are fighting about something i don’t know maybe dean cut his toenails at the dinner table

maybe he said suit man’s choice of dark blue is too adventurous and fashionable

cue gay joke at darkness suit man by deano

but DEAN??? didn’T YOU WEAR A BLUE SUIT???

LOOK WHO HE WAS STOOD WITH WHEN HE WAS WEARING IT!!!

SUBTEXT111!!!! MAYBE DESTIEL WILL BE CANON THIS TIME

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