Everyone has typos. They’ll always happen, no matter how many times someone checks their copy. (This article is the exception. It’s infallible.) Philly sports personality Howard Eskin transcended the regular typo, however, with his reaction to Cliff Lee’s desire to pitch in MLB next season.


The following tweet is better if you imagine Eskin angrily speaking with food in his mouth:


Eskin deleted the tweet and went with a second attempt which contained fewer typos. The rose emoji is a mystery:

A few minutes later, Eskin responded to people making fun of his typos, with another tweet that had some typos:


Take a break, Howard. Everything’s okay.

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