The Films of David Lynch Ultra-Condensed by Stephen Keller and Samuel Stoddard

Some Woman I do enjoy my nice, idyllic lifestyle, but I hope that underneath my seemingly perfect suburban world there is corruption and evil. (SOME WOMAN discovers her OWN CORPSE and is ARRESTED.) Midget Someday that gum you like is going to come back in style. Hit Man (laughs cryptically) (An EYE is slit open with a RAZOR BLADE. We learn that SOMEBODY was really SOME WOMAN all along, and they were on the MOON.)



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