So, when I was watching Sailor Moon Stars, of course I paused when I saw the paper Ami was printing out.

I said to myself, “Why is she printing out song lyrics? What song is this?” Turns out it’s Highway to the Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. I finally unpaused and kept watching.

My mind came up with a few conclusions:

Ami can’t really read English

Ami is trolling this fat kid who obviously can’t read English

Colombia University’s Space Engineering program really likes Kenny Loggins.

The writers/animators of Sailor Moon really like Kenny Loggins.

I think it’s one of the first three

We know, fat kid, we know.

I imagine Ami explaining that the highway to the danger zone is a metaphor for a rocket ship going to Pigfarts (It’s on Mars).

Yep. And they are only lyrics.

Hahaha jokes on you, fat kid. You’re getting an F.

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