Note: these are based on UK release dates





10. Sinister 2 – The beigest movie ever.









Full review Worst bit: That by technicality, I have to call it a ‘horror’ movieFull review here









9. Jupiter Ascending – That was your last chance, Wachowskis, and you royally blew it.









Full review Worst bit: “Bees can sense royalty”Full review here









8. Seventh Son – Oh, great, another teen franchise based on a boo-zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ









Full review Worst bit: Jeff Bridges trying to speak EnglishFull review here









7. Taken 3 – Remember when Liam Neeson punching foreigners was fun? The film-makers didn’t.









Full review Worst bit: Forest Whitaker’s evil rubber-bandFull review here









6. Knock Knock ­– Keanu Reeves is Nicolas Cage.









Full review Worst bit: Eli Roth is still making filmsFull review here









5. Fantastic Four – I’ve never seen a movie more determined to kill itself.









Full review Worst bit: The spark of a good idea being snuffed outFull review here









4. Mortdecai – Enough to make you run home and shave your whole body.









Full review Worst bit: It’s a hard choice between Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp and Johnny bloody DeppFull review here









3. Solace – Forgot this existed? I think the actors have, too.









Full review Worst bit: Not sure, it probably happened while I was asleepFull review here









2. Pixels – A corporate product wearing the freshly harvested skin of an innocent short film.









Full review Worst bit: Too many to choose from, so just draw up a chart of every scene and throw a dart.Full review here









1. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 3D – I know what you’re thinking: “Really, it’s not worth getting that annoyed about, is it?”…you didn’t have to watch it.









Full review Worst bit: Active extortion of the audience.Full review here







