Women are superior creatures to us, fellas. We just have to accept it at this point. They make sure our kids don't die or get seriously maimed. They shave parts of their bodies frequently for our enjoyment, while we sometimes lack the gusto to shave the pube-stash from our face. Oh, and there is that whole shooting a baby human out of their vaginas thing they have goin' on. Well, another woman just upped the ante.

Being a walking ecosystem for an unborn human child wasn't enough for Amber Miller. No, no, no. She thought that while that bun was nearing the end of it's cooking cycle would be a good time to enter the Chicago Marathon. She completed the marathon and all that runnin' must've knocked that baby loose. Right after she was done, she went to the hospital and gave the little monster the gift of life. The only thing that could've made her story any better would be if she was juggling during the delivery. So, let that be a challenge to all you females out there.. to.. uh.. juggle while you give birth!