1. "My cousin asked me how a penis goes into another penis." —Jericho Trinidad (via Facebook)

2. "When I came out to my grandma, she asked, 'Does it hurt?'" —Matthew Rivera (via Facebook)

3. "Mom: So your dad and I talked. We decided if you get pregnant you have to keep the baby.

Me: Mom, I'm dating another girl. We are both girls. If I become pregnant, I will most definitely keep this miracle baby.

Mom: Oh. Well…you don't want a buzzcut, do you?" —bryanap2

4. "My grandma asked me if it was because she bought me a cardboard cutout of Katniss Everdeen (aka JLaw) for Christmas three years ago." —madisong4f0fe672d