JAPANESE car companies will pull out of the UK if there is a no-deal Brexit, but admitted that must be really scary.

Honda and Nissan confirmed they will find it difficult to make cars if a no-deal Brexit means they do not have the parts they need to make the cars.

A Honda spokesman said: “There’s not much point in trying to sell cars that don’t have steering wheels, so we’ll probably have to move somewhere else.”

But failed Brexit secretary David Davis said: “No you won’t.”

The Honda spokesman added: “Yes we will, we’ve just said so.”

Davis insisted: “No, you won’t. You’re just trying to scare people.”

The spokesman said: “We’re not actually trying to scare people, we’re running a business. But if people are scared, it’s probably because it’s a bit scary.

“Because it’s true.”

Davis then accused the spokesman of working for the Belgian secret service before producing an ‘incriminating dossier’ consisting of random cuttings from local newspapers.

The Honda spokesman said: “Are you okay?”