This week’s movie, Godzilla vs Megalon, is so jam packed with Kaiju goodness, I’m not even sure I can do it justice.

The humans are at it again with the nuclear testing. Will they ever learn? The ground is a shakin’ in Japan and the inhabitants of Monster Island are none too happy. Rodan takes off and that loveable scrub brush, Anguirus, falls into a fissure in the earth. Poor Anguirus. Godzilla is used to this shit, though, and just kinda hangs out.

While the quake is going on, we see a robot enthusiast, his young nephew, and a friend are at the lake enjoying a picnic. Well, they were enjoying it until the kid has to be rescued from the lake. They head back to the lab in their ultra cool dune buggy. When they get there, they find someone has broken into the lab and were trying to steal the robot they had been building. The intruders escape but not before sucker punching the trio. The robot, Jet Jaguar, hasn’t been stolen, though, and the trio take him outside to put it through its paces.

Next, we’re shown a group of people looking like they're ready for “Carrousel”. Their leader (think Tim Conway in a toga) explains they are the people of Seatopia, an undersea kingdom who is tired of all the nuclear testing those damned humans are conducting. They decide they are going to send up a creature to destroy humans because, why not? We’re introduced to Megalon. Now, he kind of a smash up of several things. He has wings and a gaping maw but he also has drills for hands. He can spit hot rocks, too.