2g1c (blacklists on the "1") [thanks bored]

(blacklists on the "1") [thanks bored] 4chan (blacklists if a "B" or "Y" is entered after a space) (UPDATE: "4chan Y" no longer is blacklisted) [thanks Sasa]

(blacklists if a "B" or "Y" is entered after a space) [thanks Sasa] a2m (blacklists after space) [thanks nic]

(blacklists after space) [thanks nic] acrotOmophilia (the things you can learn from this list!) [thanks Anonymous Entity]

(the things you can learn from this list!) [thanks Anonymous Entity] adUlt (seriously!) [thanks bored]

(seriously!) [thanks bored] amaTeur [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] anal (blacklists after a space)

(blacklists after a space) anilinGus [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] anuS (there really seems to be more blacklisting in this part of the anatomy than anywhere else)

(there really seems to be more blacklisting in this part of the anatomy than anywhere else) are (this is a VERY interesting one. if you stick "are" after the following words, the blacklist kicks in: jews, christians, catholics born-again christians, evangelical christians, atheists, muslims, blacks, whites, italians, mexicans, chinese, japanese, germans, arabs, french, buddhists. the blacklist does NOT kick in when these words are entered before "are": terrorists, scientologists, agnostics, seventh day adventists, jehovah's witnesses, mormons, protestants, evangelists, pentecostalists, columbians, panamanians, iranians, iraqis, koreans, persians, turks.) [thanks Matt]

(this is a VERY interesting one. if you stick "are" after the following words, the blacklist kicks in: jews, christians, catholics born-again christians, evangelical christians, atheists, muslims, blacks, whites, italians, mexicans, chinese, japanese, germans, arabs, french, buddhists. the blacklist does NOT kick in when these words are entered before "are": terrorists, scientologists, agnostics, seventh day adventists, jehovah's witnesses, mormons, protestants, evangelists, pentecostalists, columbians, panamanians, iranians, iraqis, koreans, persians, turks.) [thanks Matt] are idiotS (most any word before this phrase will generate a blacklist - this is really protecting us from ANY sort of negativity)

(most any word before this phrase will generate a blacklist - this is really protecting us from ANY sort of negativity) arseHole [thanks Badspyro]

[thanks Badspyro] aryaN (it's not JUST a racist movement, Google - go read Wikipedia)

(it's not JUST a racist movement, Google - go read Wikipedia) asian baBe [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] ass (blacklists after a space - you will thus see nothing for "ass monkey")

(blacklists after a space - you will thus see nothing for "ass monkey") assHole (OK to say on network TV but not here)

(OK to say on network TV but not here) assmUnch (you can even say this one in church)

(you can even say this one in church) auto eRotic [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] autoerotiC [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] babeS in toyland (thank you Google for sheltering us from the 1961 film classic)

(thank you Google for sheltering us from the 1961 film classic) babelAnd [thanks thepleasurechest.com]

[thanks thepleasurechest.com] baby battEr [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] ball GravY (who comes up with these?) [thanks John]

(who comes up with these?) [thanks John] ball SaCk [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] ball gaG [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] ball kiCking (goodbye football) [thanks EricaHart]

(goodbye football) [thanks EricaHart] ball liCking [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] ball sUcking [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] bangBros [thanks Anonymous Entity]

[thanks Anonymous Entity] barebAck [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] barely Legal [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] barenAked ladies (let this be a warning when picking offensive band names) [thanks Chris]

(let this be a warning when picking offensive band names) [thanks Chris] bastardO (yet bastard is OK) [thanks Eric]

(yet bastard is OK) [thanks Eric] bastinAdo [thanks Jennifer]

[thanks Jennifer] bbW [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] bdsM [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] beaver clEaver [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] beaver lipS [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] bestiAlity [thanks Coldnose Sloth]

[thanks Coldnose Sloth] betty doDson [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] bi cUrious (not around Google) [thanks bruled]

(not around Google) [thanks bruled] bianca bEauchamp [thanks Dan]

[thanks Dan] big blAck (they weren't THAT bad a punk band) [thanks lawl]

(they weren't THAT bad a punk band) [thanks lawl] big knOckers (knockers by itself is fine) [thanks bored]

(knockers by itself is fine) [thanks bored] big tiTs [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] bimboS [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] birdlOck [thanks blacklist bandit]

[thanks blacklist bandit] biseXual (why this is offensive while heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, trisexual aren't is beyond us) [thanks Mikko]

(why this is offensive while heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, trisexual aren't is beyond us) [thanks Mikko] bitcH (there are probably more inoffensive uses of this word than any in this list)

(there are probably more inoffensive uses of this word than any in this list) black coCk (blacklisted, but "white cock" isn't and will get you a list of inoffensive suggestions)

(blacklisted, but "white cock" isn't and will get you a list of inoffensive suggestions) blonde actIon [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] blonde on blonde aCtion [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] blow J [thanks John and Pedro]

[thanks John and Pedro] blow your L [thanks John]

[thanks John] blue wafFle [thanks Andrew]

[thanks Andrew] blumPkin [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] bolloCks (never mind them - at least the Sex Pistols aren't blacklisted) [thanks John]

(never mind them - at least the Sex Pistols aren't blacklisted) [thanks John] bondAge [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] boneR [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] booB [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] booty Call [thanks sofatater]

[thanks sofatater] brown showerS (apparently it's OK if you just try one) [thanks Jennifer]

(apparently it's OK if you just try one) [thanks Jennifer] brunette Action

bukKake (knowing words like this is how you win at Jeopardy) [thanks nic]

(knowing words like this is how you win at Jeopardy) [thanks nic] bulldYke [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] bullet vIbe [thanks Alice]

[thanks Alice] bung hOle (but "bung hammer" is helpfully suggested before the blacklist kicks in) [thanks Michael]

(but "bung hammer" is helpfully suggested before the blacklist kicks in) [thanks Michael] bungHole (thank you Beavis & Butthead) [thanks Michael]

(thank you Beavis & Butthead) [thanks Michael] bustY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] butt (blacklists after a space, so you won't see results for "butt exercises")

(blacklists after a space, so you won't see results for "butt exercises") buttHole (we suspect the Butthole Surfers are fit to be tied over this)

(we suspect the Butthole Surfers are fit to be tied over this) buttcHeeks (yet buttcrack is allowed) [thanks kimberly]

(yet buttcrack is allowed) [thanks kimberly] camel Toe [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] camgIrl [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] camslUt [thanks blacklist bandit]

[thanks blacklist bandit] camwHore [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] carol quEen (apparently being a sexologist is enough to get you on the blacklist) [thanks kate]

(apparently being a sexologist is enough to get you on the blacklist) [thanks kate] carpet mUncher [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] carpetmUncher [thanks kimberly]

[thanks kimberly] chastity bElt [thanks blacklist bandit]

[thanks blacklist bandit] chocolate roseBuds (but vanilla rosebuds are fine) [thanks Travis]

(but vanilla rosebuds are fine) [thanks Travis] chrissie wUnna [thanks Wazza]

[thanks Wazza] circleJerk [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] cleveland stEamer (but "cleveland steamers gets suggestions) [thanks Michael]

(but "cleveland steamers gets suggestions) [thanks Michael] clit (blacklists after a space)

(blacklists after a space) clitoriS (we're not sure why they waited until the last letter)

(we're not sure why they waited until the last letter) clover clampS [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] clusterFuck [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] cocainE (but "crack" and "heroin" are inoffensive)

(but "crack" and "heroin" are inoffensive) cock (blacklists after a space, narrowly averting a "cockpit" blacklist)

(blacklists after a space, narrowly averting a "cockpit" blacklist) cockS

consensual Intercourse [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] coprolaGnia (at last, people who inadvertently type this word into Google won't face any potentially offensive definitions) [thanks anonymous entity]

(at last, people who inadvertently type this word into Google won't face any potentially offensive definitions) [thanks anonymous entity] coprophIlia (now there's a twenty dollar word) [thanks nic]

(now there's a twenty dollar word) [thanks nic] cornhOle [thanks Coldnose Sloth]

[thanks Coldnose Sloth] courtney troUble [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] cream pIe [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] creamPie [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] crossDresser (but not transvestite) [thanks my weekend shoes]

(but not transvestite) [thanks my weekend shoes] cuckoLd (this one dates back to 1250, but it dies here) [thanks anonymous entity]

(this one dates back to 1250, but it dies here) [thanks anonymous entity] cum (blacklists after a space) [thanks John]

(blacklists after a space) [thanks John] cumming (blacklists after a space) [thanks R Hog]

(blacklists after a space) [thanks R Hog] cunT

cunniLingus

darkiE

date rApe [thanks Alice]

[thanks Alice] daterApe [thanks Alice]

[thanks Alice] deep thRoat [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] deeptHroat [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] dick (blacklists after a space - yes, "Dick Armey" and "Tricky Dick Nixon" are blacklisted as is anything that follows "Philip K. Dick" like "stories")

(blacklists after a space - yes, "Dick Armey" and "Tricky Dick Nixon" are blacklisted as is anything that follows "Philip K. Dick" like "stories") dilDo [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] dirty pillowS [thanks joe]

[thanks joe] dirty sAnchez (someonme ought to tell Google that this is the name of a TV show on MTV) [thanks xcitor]

(someonme ought to tell Google that this is the name of a TV show on MTV) [thanks xcitor] dog stylE [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] doggie sTyle [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] doggiesTyle [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] doggy Style [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] doggyStyle [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] dolcett (blacklists after space) [thanks Anonymous Entity]

(blacklists after space) [thanks Anonymous Entity] dominatIon [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] dominatRix [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] dommeS [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] donkey pUnch [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] double donG [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] double pEnetration (hopefully a single penetration test will be enough) [thanks nic]

(hopefully a single penetration test will be enough) [thanks nic] dp acTion [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] ducky doOlittle (sexologist) [thanks anonymous]

(sexologist) [thanks anonymous] eat my Ass (most anything followed by "my ass" will result in a blacklist) [thanks Jimmy]

(most anything followed by "my ass" will result in a blacklist) [thanks Jimmy] ecchI [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] ecstasY (one of the more ineffective blacklists as results for the drug are seen up until the last letter) [thanks Charlie]

(one of the more ineffective blacklists as results for the drug are seen up until the last letter) [thanks Charlie] ejaCulation (but if you go on to type "ejaculate" suggestions will return at the E - go figure)

(but if you go on to type "ejaculate" suggestions will return at the E - go figure) electrotorTure [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] eroTic [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] eroTism [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] escoRt (used to be such a nice safe word) [thanks Steven]

(used to be such a nice safe word) [thanks Steven] ethical sLut [thanks Alice]

[thanks Alice] euNuch (suggestions only) [thanks Hecto]

(suggestions only) [thanks Hecto] fagGot (however, "fag" apparently is not an issue at all)

(however, "fag" apparently is not an issue at all) fantasieS (how sad for this word to be blacklisted) [thanks Alice]

(how sad for this word to be blacklisted) [thanks Alice] fapsErver [thanks Alice]

[thanks Alice] fecaL (who types this without expecting fecal matter?)

(who types this without expecting fecal matter?) felcH (misspelling of "feltch") [thanks joe]

(misspelling of "feltch") [thanks joe] fellaTio

feltCh [thanks John]

[thanks John] femDom [thanks Alice]

[thanks Alice] female deSperation [thanks Joshua]

[thanks Joshua] female sQuirting [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] fetIsh [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] figginG [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] fingerIng (fingering someone for a crime is just not acceptable) [thanks Hazel]

(fingering someone for a crime is just not acceptable) [thanks Hazel] fistIng [thanks kate]

[thanks kate] foot fEtish [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] footjoB [thanks Tarot]

[thanks Tarot] freeonEs

frotTing [thanks Anonymous Entity]

[thanks Anonymous Entity] fuCk

fucK butTons (this is the name of a band - oddly enough, all sorts of results are displayed after the space and before the second "T") [thanks Noel]

(this is the name of a band - oddly enough, all sorts of results are displayed after the space and before the second "T") [thanks Noel] fudge paCker [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] fudgePacker [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] futaNari (so the Japanese word for hermaphrodite is blacklisted even though that word itself isn't) [thanks anonymous entity]

(so the Japanese word for hermaphrodite is blacklisted even though that word itself isn't) [thanks anonymous entity] g-sPot [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] gang Bang [thanks Pedro]

[thanks Pedro] gay bOy [thanks anonymous]

[thanks anonymous] gay dog (blacklists after a space - oddly enough, "gay dogs" isn't blacklisted) [thanks anonymous]

(blacklists after a space - oddly enough, "gay dogs" isn't blacklisted) [thanks anonymous] gay man (blacklists after a space) [thanks anonymous]

(blacklists after a space) [thanks anonymous] gay men (blacklists after a space, saving "gay men's chorus") [thanks anonymous]

(blacklists after a space, saving "gay men's chorus") [thanks anonymous] gay sEx [thanks anonymous]

[thanks anonymous] genitalS [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] get my siSter (because that can only mean one thing - incidentally, "got my sister" works just fine) [thanks joe]

(because that can only mean one thing - incidentally, "got my sister" works just fine) [thanks joe] giant cocK [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] ginger lYnne [thanks Sean]

[thanks Sean] girl oN [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] girl on tOp [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] girls goNe wild [thanks Jason]

[thanks Jason] goatcx [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] goatsE [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] gokKun [thanks Ian]

[thanks Ian] golden shoWer [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] goo gIrl [thanks datafox]

[thanks datafox] goodpoOp ("good poop" shows up fine though) [thanks joe]

("good poop" shows up fine though) [thanks joe] goodviBes (suggestions are given but no results)

(suggestions are given but no results) google is Evil (technically, "*anything* is evil" is blocked, including "hitler is evil" which basically means the only suggestion you get after typing "hitler is" is "hitler is god") [thanks Dave]

(technically, "*anything* is evil" is blocked, including "hitler is evil" which basically means the only suggestion you get after typing "hitler is" is "hitler is god") [thanks Dave] goregaSm (this one really took some digging) [thanks Coldnose Sloth]

(this one really took some digging) [thanks Coldnose Sloth] grinGo [thanks heiferly]

[thanks heiferly] grope (blacklists after a space and the letter a, b, c, e, j, n, o, p, r, s, t, v, or x [thanks Pedro]

(blacklists after a space and the letter a, b, c, e, j, n, o, p, r, s, t, v, or x [thanks Pedro] group sEx [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] gurO [thanks blacklist bandit]

[thanks blacklist bandit] hairY (when did THAT become a bad word?) [thanks joe]

(when did THAT become a bad word?) [thanks joe] hand Job [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] handJob [thanks Omega]

[thanks Omega] happy slapping Video [thanks blacklist bandit]

[thanks blacklist bandit] hard coRe [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] hardCore [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] hate (blacklists after a space, bring political correctness to a new extreme) [thanks teh noir]

(blacklists after a space, bring political correctness to a new extreme) [thanks teh noir] hedoP (we're embarrassed to admit it, but we can't figure out the rest, and without Google to make suggestions, we're kinda stuck)

(we're embarrassed to admit it, but we can't figure out the rest, and without Google to make suggestions, we're kinda stuck) henTai [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] homoeRotic [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] honkeY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] hookUp

hookeR (for some reason, "prostitute" and "whore" are just fine, though)

(for some reason, "prostitute" and "whore" are just fine, though) hot chiCk [thanks Rob]

[thanks Rob] how to kilL [thanks joe]

[thanks joe] how to murdeR [thanks joe]

[thanks joe] huge fAt (how many huge fat things can YOU think of?) [thanks Coldnose Sloth]

(how many huge fat things can YOU think of?) [thanks Coldnose Sloth] humpIng [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] i haTe (yes, "i hate blacklists" is blacklisted) [thanks teh noir]

(yes, "i hate blacklists" is blacklisted) [thanks teh noir] inceSt [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] insertionS [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] interraCial [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] jack ofF

jackie StranO [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] jacobs ladder piercing (blacklists after the space for some reason) [thanks anonymous entity]

(blacklists after the space for some reason) [thanks anonymous entity] jail bAit [thanks Richard]

[thanks Richard] jailbAit [thanks Richard]

[thanks Richard] jenna Jameson [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] jenna Jameson [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] jerk Off [thanks Spiney]

[thanks Spiney] jesse jaNe [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] jiZz [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] jigaBoo (nobody can seem to agree on a spelling for this) [thanks John]

(nobody can seem to agree on a spelling for this) [thanks John] jiggaBoo

jiggerbOo

john holMes [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] jordan caPri

juggS [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] kama (blacklists after a space) [thanks nic]

(blacklists after a space) [thanks nic] kamasUtra [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] kike (blacklists after a space but not before the damage is done)

(blacklists after a space but not before the damage is done) kinbaKu [thanks Jennifer]

[thanks Jennifer] kinkY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] kinksTer (it sounds so innocent and playful - thank you Google for shielding us) [thanks Jennifer]

(it sounds so innocent and playful - thank you Google for shielding us) [thanks Jennifer] knobbiNg (Google may inadvertently be supplying schoolchildren and parents everywhere with a way of figuring out every possible sexual innuendo [thanks Hazel]

(Google may inadvertently be supplying schoolchildren and parents everywhere with a way of figuring out every possible sexual innuendo [thanks Hazel] latinA (the feminine form of Latino is deemed by Google to be a "bad word") [thanks nic]

(the feminine form of Latino is deemed by Google to be a "bad word") [thanks nic] leather restRaint [thanks Jennifer]

[thanks Jennifer] leather straIght jacket (a straight jacket is OK, as long as it's not leather) [thanks Jennifer]

(a straight jacket is OK, as long as it's not leather) [thanks Jennifer] lemon paRty (it all sounds so innocent - "lemonparty still works though) [thanks joe]

(it all sounds so innocent - "lemonparty still works though) [thanks joe] lesBian (this is one of the most shocking blacklists)

(this is one of the most shocking blacklists) lickeD [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] linda lOvelace [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] lingErie (come on Google, people do have to buy the stuff at some point) [thanks grelbar]

(come on Google, people do have to buy the stuff at some point) [thanks grelbar] lolIta (only the title of a classic film)

(only the title of a classic film) lovemaKing [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] loverS (blacklist disappears after a space is entered) [thanks Omega]

(blacklist disappears after a space is entered) [thanks Omega] lsD [thanks Charlie]

[thanks Charlie] madison YouNg [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] make me coMe [thanks Sean]

[thanks Sean] male squiRting (blacklist takes effect three letters further from the female counterpart)

(blacklist takes effect three letters further from the female counterpart) mastUrbate (Google is even kind enough to blacklist "Masterbate" for those who can't spell) [thanks Spiney]

(Google is even kind enough to blacklist "Masterbate" for those who can't spell) [thanks Spiney] matUre (apparently not anymore) [thanks Phil]

(apparently not anymore) [thanks Phil] mdmA [thanks Charlie]

[thanks Charlie] meatS (results are shown after hitting a space though) [thanks Zachary]

(results are shown after hitting a space though) [thanks Zachary] menage a tRois [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] miki saWaguchi (a popular porn star in Japan) [thanks EricaHart]

(a popular porn star in Japan) [thanks EricaHart] milF [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] missionary Position [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] motherFucker (pretty much anything with this suffix is blacklisted) [thanks anonymous entity]

(pretty much anything with this suffix is blacklisted) [thanks anonymous entity] mound of Venus [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] mr handS [thanks heiferly]

[thanks heiferly] muff Diver [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] muffDiving [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] murdeR

naKed ("Naked Lunch", "Naked Chef", "Naked Brothers Band", all blacklisted)

("Naked Lunch", "Naked Chef", "Naked Brothers Band", all blacklisted) nambLa [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] naughtY (results are given after a space but this word alone is too risky - Santa would approve) [thanks Benjamin]

(results are given after a space but this word alone is too risky - Santa would approve) [thanks Benjamin] nawashI [thanks joe]

[thanks joe] negrO (hardly accepted universally as an offensive word)

(hardly accepted universally as an offensive word) neonaZi (but not "Nazi" or "Fascist" or "Ku Klux Klan")

(but not "Nazi" or "Fascist" or "Ku Klux Klan") new porNographers (really cool band out of Canada who clearly don't know where to draw the line)

(really cool band out of Canada who clearly don't know where to draw the line) nig nOg [thanks Andy]

[thanks Andy] nigGa (entering more letters removes the blacklist which is a rarity)

(entering more letters removes the blacklist which is a rarity) nigGer

nimpHomania (for those who are spelling-impaired) [thanks nic]

(for those who are spelling-impaired) [thanks nic] nina HArtley [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] nippleS [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] nonconseNt

nsfw imageS (everything up to the singular form gets suggestions) [thanks Alice]

(everything up to the singular form gets suggestions) [thanks Alice] nuDe (it's really not THAT bad a word)

(it's really not THAT bad a word) nymphO [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] nymphOmania [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] octopusSy (James Bond is really pissed off over this) [thanks Michael]

(James Bond is really pissed off over this) [thanks Michael] omorAshi (the things we're learning from the Google Blacklist!) [thanks anonymous entity]

(the things we're learning from the Google Blacklist!) [thanks anonymous entity] one cup two Girls (nice try but Google is way too smart for that kind of trickery) [thanks nic]

(nice try but Google is way too smart for that kind of trickery) [thanks nic] one guy one Jar (amusingly, this appears in suggestions) [thanks anonymous entity]

(amusingly, this appears in suggestions) [thanks anonymous entity] orgY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] orgaSm

paedoPhile

pamela Anderson (seems just a bit extreme) [thanks joe]

(seems just a bit extreme) [thanks joe] pantY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] pantiEs [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] paris Hilton (we're not objecting to the blacklist, but seriously?)

(we're not objecting to the blacklist, but seriously?) pedoBear (oh noes!) [thanks xcitor]

(oh noes!) [thanks xcitor] pedoPhile

peggIng [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] peniS (is it really still the 1950s in Googleland?)

(is it really still the 1950s in Googleland?) philip kindRed dick (this one is a real mystery to us as the blacklist comes well before the "dick" part)

(this one is a real mystery to us as the blacklist comes well before the "dick" part) phone seX [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] piece of shIt [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] piss pIg [thanks kimberly]

[thanks kimberly] pissIng [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] pisspIg [thanks kimberly]

[thanks kimberly] playbOy (suggestions are given but no results) [thanks Bill]

(suggestions are given but no results) [thanks Bill] pleasure cHest [thanks thepleasurechest.com]

[thanks thepleasurechest.com] pole sMoker [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] ponypLay [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] poof (if you hit a space, poof! your results disappear!) [thanks Hecto]

(if you hit a space, poof! your results disappear!) [thanks Hecto] poop chUte [thanks Coldnose Sloth]

[thanks Coldnose Sloth] poopcHute [thanks Coldnose Sloth]

[thanks Coldnose Sloth] porN (it's only the reason the entire net was created and yet it's blacklisted here)

(it's only the reason the entire net was created and yet it's blacklisted here) pre tEen [thanks Richard]

[thanks Richard] preteEn [thanks Richard]

[thanks Richard] prince albert pIercing [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] prolapsed (blacklists if an "A" or "R" is typed after a space) [thanks blacklist bandit]

(blacklists if an "A" or "R" is typed after a space) [thanks blacklist bandit] pthC (something pedophiles use for "preteen hardcore" in their filenames and whatnot) [thanks EricaHart]

(something pedophiles use for "preteen hardcore" in their filenames and whatnot) [thanks EricaHart] pubeS [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] pusSy (Google has a thing about cats apparently)

(Google has a thing about cats apparently) queaF [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] r@yGold (another "code" word that pedophiles use in their filenames so that other pedos can search for it on sharing programs) [thanks EricaHart]

(another "code" word that pedophiles use in their filenames so that other pedos can search for it on sharing programs) [thanks EricaHart] ragheAd [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] raging boNer [thanks lawl]

[thanks lawl] rapE ("rape hotline" is hereby considered offensive)

("rape hotline" is hereby considered offensive) rapinG [thanks Coldnose Sloth]

[thanks Coldnose Sloth] rapisT [thanks Sasa]

[thanks Sasa] rapping woMen (it's either musical bias or a really wide berth for people who don't know how to spell) [thanks joe]

(it's either musical bias or a really wide berth for people who don't know how to spell) [thanks joe] rectuM (again, that entire area of the body seems to be off limits)

(again, that entire area of the body seems to be off limits) redTube (you know you've made it when the name of your website makes the blacklist) [thanks anonymous entity]

(you know you've made it when the name of your website makes the blacklist) [thanks anonymous entity] reverse coWgirl [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] rimjOb (some people really are still referring to cars when they say this)

(some people really are still referring to cars when they say this) rimmIng [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] rosy palM (starting a third word un-blacklists, unless you want the next entry) [thanks Michael]

(starting a third word un-blacklists, unless you want the next entry) [thanks Michael] rosy palm and Her 5 sisters [thanks Michael]

[thanks Michael] ruLe 34 (this one is strange - suggestions continue to appear with no results, unless you hit a space at the end in which case it all goes back to normal - very weird) [thanks Thomas]

(this one is strange - suggestions continue to appear with no results, unless you hit a space at the end in which case it all goes back to normal - very weird) [thanks Thomas] rusty tRombone (we're impressed - someone is really doing their homework) [thanks excitor]

(we're impressed - someone is really doing their homework) [thanks excitor] s&M ("s and m" is one clever away around the blacklist) [thanks joe]

("s and m" is one clever away around the blacklist) [thanks joe] sadie lunE [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] sadisM [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] sasha Grey [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] savage lOve (the sex column is blacklisted but not "savage arms" - after all, weapons are good, sex is offensive) [thanks Sarah]

(the sex column is blacklisted but not "savage arms" - after all, weapons are good, sex is offensive) [thanks Sarah] scat (as in what you might say to a cat)

(as in what you might say to a cat) schloNg [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] schoolGirl [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] scissorIng [thanks Joanne]

[thanks Joanne] seduceD [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] semen (blacklists after space) [thanks EricaHart]

(blacklists after space) [thanks EricaHart] servitUde (wait a minute - REALLY?) [thanks joe]

(wait a minute - REALLY?) [thanks joe] servitUrE (the blacklist is removed between the two capital letters) [thanks joe]

(the blacklist is removed between the two capital letters) [thanks joe] sex (not blacklisted on its own but many words typed after it will trigger one... it will blacklist almost any word it FOLLOWS - but, oddly enough, not "oral")

(not blacklisted on its own but many words typed after it will trigger one... it will blacklist almost any word it FOLLOWS - but, oddly enough, not "oral") sexO [thanks Alice]

[thanks Alice] sexY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] shanna katZ (part of the sexologist blacklist) [thanks kate]

(part of the sexologist blacklist) [thanks kate] shar reDnaur [thanks Robin]

[thanks Robin] shauna gRant [thanks Omega]

[thanks Omega] shaved Beaver [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] shaved Pussy [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] shay Lauren

sheMale [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] shibaRi [thanks Jennifer]

[thanks Jennifer] shit (blacklists after a space, which is way too late to avoid offense)

(blacklists after a space, which is way too late to avoid offense) shotA [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] shrimpinG [thanks dual]

[thanks dual] slanteYe

sleazy D (continuing with some letters will bring results back) [thanks joe]

(continuing with some letters will bring results back) [thanks joe] slit (blacklists after space) [thanks Joe]

(blacklists after space) [thanks Joe] sluT (what exactly makes "whore" OK and "slut" off limits?)

(what exactly makes "whore" OK and "slut" off limits?) smells like teEn spirit (someone at Google doesn't like Nirvana) [thanks Hazel]

(someone at Google doesn't like Nirvana) [thanks Hazel] smut (blacklists after the space) [thanks joe]

(blacklists after the space) [thanks joe] snaTch [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] snowballIng [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] sodomIze

sodomY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] spanK [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] spic (blacklists after a space)

(blacklists after a space) spoogE [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] spread lEgs [thanks bored]

[thanks bored] spunky tEens (spam is a GREAT source of blacklist material) [thanks Michael]

(spam is a GREAT source of blacklist material) [thanks Michael] squirT (can anyone find a LESS overall offensive word that's blacklisted?) [thanks kate]

(can anyone find a LESS overall offensive word that's blacklisted?) [thanks kate] stickam Girl [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] stileProject (of course, if you knew what this was, you wouldn't have to Google for it) [thanks blacklist bandit]

(of course, if you knew what this was, you wouldn't have to Google for it) [thanks blacklist bandit] stormfRont (also absent from suggestions in which stormfront.com, an unrelated site, is shown) [thanks anonymous entity]

(also absent from suggestions in which stormfront.com, an unrelated site, is shown) [thanks anonymous entity] strap On [thanks heiferly]

[thanks heiferly] strapOn (it will also blacklist with a hyphen - they thought of everything) [thanks heiferly]

(it will also blacklist with a hyphen - they thought of everything) [thanks heiferly] strappAdo (it seems that only gruesome torture that involves sexual organs is blacklisted on Google - impalement is allowed) [thanks Jennifer]

(it seems that only gruesome torture that involves sexual organs is blacklisted on Google - impalement is allowed) [thanks Jennifer] strip Club [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] style dogGy [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] submissiVe [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] sucK (while "blow" as usual gets a free pass)

(while "blow" as usual gets a free pass) sucKs (pretty much anything can't suck if you want to see instant results from Google)

(pretty much anything can't suck if you want to see instant results from Google) suicide gIrls (except it's too late because typing in the g is enough to give you some irrelevant suggestions) [thanks Alice]

(except it's too late because typing in the g is enough to give you some irrelevant suggestions) [thanks Alice] sultry wOmen (but apparently there's nothing wrong with "sultry men") [thanks joe]

(but apparently there's nothing wrong with "sultry men") [thanks joe] swastiKa (perhaps we should just eliminate any results for things that might make people feel bad) [thanks Hecto]

(perhaps we should just eliminate any results for things that might make people feel bad) [thanks Hecto] swingEr [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] taiNted love (suggestions are given but no results for the number one hit) [thanks Benjamin]

(suggestions are given but no results for the number one hit) [thanks Benjamin] taste my (a,c,d,f,m,o,p,w all result in a blacklist - you figure out the rest) [thanks Alice]

(a,c,d,f,m,o,p,w all result in a blacklist - you figure out the rest) [thanks Alice] tea baggIng (oddly enough, "teabagging" is fine) [thanks Jeff]

(oddly enough, "teabagging" is fine) [thanks Jeff] teeN (we had no idea "teen 'everything'" was so offensive)

(we had no idea "teen 'everything'" was so offensive) tentacLe [thanks blacklist bandit]

[thanks blacklist bandit] threeSome [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] throatiNg [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] tied Up (only about a billion other meanings) [thanks Taff]

(only about a billion other meanings) [thanks Taff] tight wHite [thanks Worm]

[thanks Worm] tit (blacklists after a space or the letter "S")

(blacklists after a space or the letter "S") tittIes [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] tittY [thanks heiferly]

[thanks heiferly] tongue in A [thanks Charley]

[thanks Charley] tosseR (who would have guessed?) [thanks John]

(who would have guessed?) [thanks John] towelHead

traci lOrds [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] tranNy [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] transeXual [thanks Mikko]

[thanks Mikko] tribaDism [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] tub Girl [thanks Anonymous Entity]

[thanks Anonymous Entity] tubGirl [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] tushY [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] twaT [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] twink (blacklists after space) [thanks EricaHart]

(blacklists after space) [thanks EricaHart] twinkIe (is NOTHING sacred?)

(is NOTHING sacred?) two gIrls (you can't even get CLOSE to the "one cup") [thanks nic]

(you can't even get CLOSE to the "one cup") [thanks nic] two gIrls one cup [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] undressIng [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] upsKirt [thanks nic]

[thanks nic] urethra pLay [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] urophIlia [thanks anonymous entity]

[thanks anonymous entity] vagIna (if you typed the word, it's likely the results won't shock you)

(if you typed the word, it's likely the results won't shock you) venus mounD [thanks R Hog]

[thanks R Hog] vibratoR [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] violet bLue (yet another blacklisted sexologist) [thanks kate]

(yet another blacklisted sexologist) [thanks kate] violet wAnd (but "violet ray" IS allowed which is basically the older name for the same device - used to be sold for medical purposes, but used for BDSM play in modern days) [thanks EricaHart]

(but "violet ray" IS allowed which is basically the older name for the same device - used to be sold for medical purposes, but used for BDSM play in modern days) [thanks EricaHart] viviD (probably because of Vivid Video - way to ruin the word for everyone else, guys) [thanks Sean]

(probably because of Vivid Video - way to ruin the word for everyone else, guys) [thanks Sean] vorarEphilia [thanks Anonymous Entity]

[thanks Anonymous Entity] voyEur [thanks Bill]

[thanks Bill] vulva (after a space, suggestions are given but no results) [thanks R Hog]

(after a space, suggestions are given but no results) [thanks R Hog] wanK [thanks Kit]

[thanks Kit] wartenberg Pinwheel (how many kids accidentally type this?) [thanks EricaHart]

(how many kids accidentally type this?) [thanks EricaHart] wartenberg Wheel [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] webcAm (a whole piece of technology can only be used for offensive purposes in Google's eyes) [thanks Pat]

(a whole piece of technology can only be used for offensive purposes in Google's eyes) [thanks Pat] wet dreaM (God forbid)

(God forbid) wetbaCk [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] white PowEr (but not "Black Power" - it's all in the marketing, after all)

(but not "Black Power" - it's all in the marketing, after all) women rappIng (there does seem to be some musical bias at Google) [thanks joe]

(there does seem to be some musical bias at Google) [thanks joe] wrapping meN (this one is a genuine mystery to us - and yes, "wrapping women" shows up fine) [thanks joe]

(this one is a genuine mystery to us - and yes, "wrapping women" shows up fine) [thanks joe] wrinkled starfiSh [thanks xcitor]

[thanks xcitor] xX (probably the quickest way to trigger a blacklist) [thanks bored]

(probably the quickest way to trigger a blacklist) [thanks bored] yaoI [thanks blacklist bandit]

[thanks blacklist bandit] yellow showerS (singular is fine as you may be looking for a yellow shower curtain) [thanks blacklist bandit]

(singular is fine as you may be looking for a yellow shower curtain) [thanks blacklist bandit] yiffY [thanks EricaHart]

[thanks EricaHart] zoopHilia [thanks Coldnose Sloth]