You need to lubricate your spaghetti. Make sure your spaghetti is dry, so it will not fall out of your pockets. Stick the lube in your pockets, ( while the spaghetti is in your pockets) This will arouse your spaghettis anus making it harder in your pockets, Sagging down your pockets. Your pockets will look like an extra pair of titanium balls, in your pockets, but alas, the spaghetti shall no longer fall out of your pockets. I hope this has helped you, has changed your life, and i hope you have found your self again. thank you. good. bye. in your pockets