Attention everyone who thinks The Outsiders is your biography: Texas Governor Rick Perry recently signed a law streamlining the lethality of your next rumble! Rejoice, ye Sharks and Jets, for switchblades are soon to be street legal again. The bill formally known as HB1862 was spurred by lobbyist group/culture holy warriors Knife Rights, who must rock just so damn hard as they proudly feature Ted Nugent's immaculate visage on their home page.


Unfortunately San Antonio residents are still confined to knives which aren't spring loaded. Austin and Dallas neighborhood toughs will doubtless use this as their chance to strike following August 27th, when the law comes into effect. As of press time, local hood Jim "Our Future Looks So" Stark claimed he was "quite excited about" stabbing rivals like he was back in '55.

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