My reddit rematch did a wonderful job. I received a bacon air freshener, bacon flavored toothpicks, a graphic novel called Cats are Weird and More Observations: A Cat Book written/drawn by Jeffrey Brown, and cat-food flavored hand soap. Both my kitties kept trying to lick the bar of soap and they especially loved to chew on the toothpicks.

So to my Secret Santa, THANK YOU! Damian and Ian love the fun stuff to chew on!