My boys and I are absolutely blown away by this gift. At first, we were confused. As it came in a little box - and didn't look like a lunchbox (or lunch boxes for that matter)...

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I said Oompa Loompas sent you a gift and my boys' said "HUH?!" We opened the box to discover a chocolate box (or, as we would later discover, a chocolate lunchbox).

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Upon opening the box we see a note that says "read me." So of course, we do.

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Dear Reddit Children,

I am an Oompa Loompa and I work in a chocolate factory called Charles Chocolates. I am sending this package to you in hopes that you will help me, because the world is in grave danger.

It all started a couple days ago. We sell all kinds of good chocolate in my chocolate factory. But we also have a secret back room where we make special chocolates. Strange, magical chocolates that can do all sorts of strange things. Well, a couple days ago an experiment went horribly wrong. I was trying to make whole walking, talking people out of chocolate, but they all turned into monsters! Us Oompa Loompas did not know what to do. We are not very good at fighting monsters.

Little did we know, that same day two little boys had snuck into our secret chocolate making room, because they wanted to try chocolates that they had never had before. They stole a couple of my new STAR CHOCOLATES, a new recipe I had been working on. These candies were supposed to give people SUPER POWERS, but I hadn't tested them out yet. The two boys ate the chocolates and transformed into magical super heroes. They and new powers of strength and could shoot fire from their hands.

Then they saw that a chocolate monster was destroying the factory. They used the powers in a long and epic battle, and were able to do what us Oompa Loompas could not: they destroyed the monsters! The two boys saved us.

But not before many chocolate monsters escaped. They must be stopped before they do evil! I am sending out my magical STAR CHOCOLATES to kids throughout the world, in hopes that somebody will find these chocolate monsters and, with their new superhero powers, stop them from doing harm.

I wish you the best of luck. Enclosed are the magical chocolates, I had to make a special lunchbox made of chocolate to hold them, for no regular box can hold these candies.

Thank you for your bravery, Best, Emiloompa

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Thank you so much - my boys are excited to take the STAR CHOCOLATES to disney tomorrow AM and search for monsters!