When you think of Activision and Toys for Bob’s brand new ‘remastered’ version of the original, classic Spyro the Dragon, you think gorgeous graphics, a beautiful soundtrack and tight gameplay.

When I think of it, I think gorgeous wings, beautiful horns and tight… dragon buns.

That’s right, folks. Since Toys for Bob have seemingly gone all-in on designing and rendering the 80-odd adult dragons in the very first Spyro game for the Reignited Trilogy, I’m almost totally obligated to judge, measure and rank them by their attractiveness. Honestly, there’s no doubt in my mind that the character artists fully intended for me to lust after these dragon daddies, just look at their designs! It’s DeviantArt/Tumblr fanart made canon and these dragons deserve to be appreciated for what they are; pure sex objects.

So, in no particular order, let’s look at the cream of the crop of what the Dragon Kingdom has to offer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: