As a complement to my original 2011 Twins Statistical Overview, here's a new version, complete with updated (but no less depressing) stats:

2011 Minnesota Twins : .2811962 New York Mets : .313

Home runs

Justin Morneau: 1

Toby Gardenhire: 2

Triples

Minnesota Twins: 4

Jose Reyes: 6

Stolen bases

Minnesota Twins: 13

Michael Bourn: 13

Home runs

Curtis Granderson: 11

Last night's Twins starting lineup: 12

Intentional walks received

Minnesota Twins: 3

Billy Butler: 5

Drew Butera's OPS: .304

Rank in MLB if he were allowed to pretend his OPS were his batting average: 31st

Times hit by pitch

Minnesota Twins: 6

Carlos Quentin: 8

Serves him right: Yes

OPS

Juston Morneau: .561

Nick Punto: .593

2011 Minnesota Twins: .615

1899 Cleveland Spiders: .605

Nick Punto (career): .643

ERA

Minnesota Twins: 4.73

Bartolo Colon: 3.86

New York Yankees who would be leading the Twins in homers

Jorge Posada

Russell Martin

Mark Teixeira

Robinson Cano

Alex Rodriguez

Curtis Granderson

Brett Gardner

Brett Gardner? Really?

Yes

RBI

Michael Cuddyer: 4

Nick Punto: 6

WAR

Jose Bautista: 2.9

Minnesota Twins: 0.9

Denard Span: 1.6

OPS

Lefties facing Dusty Hughes: 1.035

Albert Pujols (career): 1.043

Dusty Hughes' role: Lefty specialist

Jose Bautista's slugging percentage: .773

Twins with an OPS over .773: 2 (Jason Kubel, Trevor Plouffe)

WHIP

Francisco Liriano: 1.561

Philip Humber: 0.941

Statistical categories in which the Twins rank last in the AL

Runs

Hits

Home runs

Walks (batting)

On-base percentage

Slugging percentage

OPS

Total Bases

Runs allowed

Strikeouts (pitching)

Statistical categories in which the Twins rank first in the AL

Players named "Rene"