Take a step back into the 80's with the cassette tape doormat. Your best option would be to purchase the cassette tape doormat, and hook up a sensor to it so that whenever someone steps on it, a loud speaker jams out to 'We Built This City'. Everyone will want to come to your house and step on your doormat, and inevitably leave as well. The cassette tape doormat is made of rubber, is machine washable, and measures 23.6 inches wide by 14.9 inches tall.