Because it feels like the whole world is going crazy, online novelty retailer Archie McPhee is selling a handy tin foil hat for conspiracy loving felines who are concerned about privacy rights. This protective hat has earholes cut out for a perfect fit and will properly shield a cat’s thoughts from anyone who may be listening.

They want to know what your cat is thinking. They want to control your cat’s thoughts. Not on our watch! We’ve made a Tin Foil Hat for Cats to make sure that kitty’s thoughts stay private. This mylar hat fits most cats, has a comfy felt lining and is held in place with an elastic strap. It even has holes for cat ears! Take that, Illuminati

They also have a Tin Foil Hat for humans who are equally concerned about who’s out there listening.

A Tin Foil Hat is a necessity of modern life. One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day.

Tin Foil Hats and unicorns. Archie McPhee is trying to influence your behavior. Perhaps you need a tin foil hat to protect yourself? https://t.co/Qw1RbYMU1j pic.twitter.com/AvSQeIS6RC — David Wahl (@zoomar) March 28, 2018

via David Wahl