61-year-old Yukari Mihamae was flying home to Colorado on Thursday. She walks through Terminal 4 at Arizona's Sky Harbor Airport, and, as expected, is faced with the TSA. But its Mihamae that did the groping this time.


According to the Daily Mail:

Police said she is accused of grabbing the agent's 'left breast through her clothing and squeezing and twisting it with both hands without the victim's permission'.


From the way it sounds, Mihamae minced no words about whether or not she squeezed that breast when the police came for her. Oh yeah, she did it. And after resisting arrest, she was taken into custody and brought to Maricopa County Jail. She's now up on felony charges for sexual abuse.

It's not clear why Mihamae groped the TSA agent. But, if I had to guess, she probably asked "How would you feel if I did this to you?" during her screening. All's fair in love and war? [Daily Mail, Fox News]