EXT. MEDIEVAL TOWN - DAY A small medieval town bustling with medieval peasants. Dan is passed out in the center of the town. The peasants walk around him. Dan opens his eyes and looks around, confused. Dan stands up. DAN RYCKERT Excuse me, weird medieval people. Hello. Dan Ryckert turns to a peasant. DA N RY CK ER T (c on t' d) Hello cosplayer, where am I? PEASANT This be the goodly province of San Francisco m'lord. DAN RYCKERT No it's not. San Francisco has buildings and skyscrapers and stuff. This is some weird nerd shit out in the Petaluma. Tell me how to get out of here. PEASANT Through the gates to the north. DAN RYCKERT Fantastic. PEASANT But Sire, Petaluma was lost to chicago heathans. We are all that is left. DAN RYCKERT Oh, I get it. PEASANT Ours is a fragile existance. DAN RYCKERT No, not your stupid plight. I was electrocuted and this place is all weird and stupid. This is one of those dream thingamagigs. (MORE) (CONTINUED) 2.