There are three categories of Trump news: stories of embarrassment, stories of incompetence, and stories of corruption. Just yesterday we were treated to the entire spectrum of Donald Trump news in one day. First we had the goofy, embarrassing, piece of news where Trump went to NATO and tried to show he has a big dick through handshakes. Then we had the incompetent piece of news when Trump showed his lack of understanding of trade policy, when he said he was going to stop Germany from selling cars in America despite the fact that America doesn't do trade deals with individual EU nations, just with the EU as a whole. And finally we had the deeply corrupt piece of news with word that Jared Kushner is a focus of the FBI's Russia investigation. That's what we call the Triple Trump.

Today is just starting but we already have the first leg of the Triple Trump with this embarrassing story about Donald Trump from Axios. It turns out that President Trump only has one app on his phone, and, well of course...

One fun thing: POTUS' current device is an iPhone with ONE app: Twitter.

I mean this is like what you do for a toddler with your old phone. You take everything off of it except for the game he likes. Only in this case, the game he likes is an app that lets him control the news cycle at all times. Of course Axios claims this is a "fun thing." I would argue it's an embarrassing and sad thing, but agree to disagree I suppose. But that's not the only nugget Axios has.

Top White House officials tell me the key to forcing a more disciplined President Trump (like the one onstage overseas) is limiting his screen time. In Trump's case, it's curtailing his time watching TV and banging out tweets on his iPhone.

Oh god. They literally talk about him like he's a child. Walk into any preschool and you'll hear parents debating how much "screen time" is too much for their child. Well, those parents should let themselves off the hook, because if they answer that question wrong, nothing that bad will happen. If White House staff get the answer to that question wrong, we go to war with France over handshakes.

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