Every sentence in your manuscript starts with the word ‘but.’

But I like that.

You can’t begin a sentence with ‘but.’

But why not?

Because it’s bad grammar.

But that’s how I write.

It’s very poor English.

But that’s my style.

Stop it! You’re making me nuts.

But you’re already nuts.

No, I’m not. What’s the title of this grammatical nightmare you’re hoping to publish?

Buttered Butts.

Oh, forget it!