Behold Gritty, the Flyers' new mascot. Try to take your eyes off him. It cannot be done:

The Flyers have created an appropriately batty backstory for Gritty, involving Zamboni snow and hot dogs:

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I’m going to go ahead and question the whole “agility given his size” thing, at least based on Gritty’s showing in Monday night’s preseason game between the Flyers and Boston Bruins:

Gritty also will turn on you in an instant:

Gritty seemed much more comfortable working the crowd:

And doing the Macarena:

He has truly broken the Internet: