Children of the Great Depression never heard of "reduce, reuse and recycle," much less frugal living. The mantra of the 1930s and 1940s was "Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without!"



The thrift borne of those years left it's stamp on my parents and grandparents...and perhaps yours. I remember Grandma finishing discarded bread crusts and Mom carefully unwrapping gifts, smoothing the paper and setting it aside for future use. With eight mouths to feed, my parents always lived as inexpensively as possible. They passed down a way of life that has allowed me to earn a living writing about frugal living and free shipping.



I've spent a lifetime adding to the solutions learned from their example and have combined them into a blog post detailing the top 50 lessons. Please note these are not your usual run-of-the-mill tips. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

1. Good To The Last Drop

Women of the Great Depression wouldn't think of throwing away a lipstick tube until they dug out the last bit of tint with a toothpick. How often do we toss the last bit of soap, make-up or whatever because it's inconvenient to use until gone?



Living in Europe for several years, my favorite personal-care products weren't available at the store down the street. So I learned to squeeze every last bit out of my travel containers. It's a practice I continued after returning to the States, although now I craft my own health and beauty products and make dang sure every last drop gets used up. Read more in my post, "How to Make Your Own Organic Beauty Supplies."



2. Herb Is The Word

Frugalistats like to talk these days a lot about gardening but some of us don't live in the proper climates, have a yard or knees capable of real gardening. Just two or three potted herbs can make a real difference. Dad always had chives and mint on hand but my favorites are basil and rosemary. You can use them in so many different recipes, including basil and rosemary pestos. (That's right, rosemary pesto: It's delicious with fish.)



If you don't like pesto and can't use the herbs quickly enough, freeze them on a flat surface and store them in an airtight container.

3. I've Got An Offer You Can't Refuse

Dad used to send credit card contracts back with portions of the contracts crossed out and a letter saying that, if they issued him a credit card, they agreed to his revisions. Sure enough, they'd send a credit card and he'd call them on some point and win. (Of course, he also made out his income tax forms one year in Roman numerals and the IRS accepted it.)



I doubt that would work today with Our Lord and Master Bank of America, but it worked with my health club. I read their contract, crossed off several items with which I took issue and the manager agreed.



4. Electric Blankets Totally Rule

Every winter evening, I thank the inventor of this high-powered bed Snuggie as I scooch down into my pre-warmed sheets. Men, with their inner high thermometers, may not appreciate this tip as much. But women know why God made separate controls on electric blankets.



I asked an alternative engineer once to compute the cost difference between keeping warm at night with a gas furnace, space heater or electric blanket. Not surprising, the electric blanket won by a mile. The perfect combination is to heat the bedroom up with the space heater with the door closed then turn on the electric blanket. Program the space heater (I highly recommend the Delonghi oil-filled space heaters as the greenest available, and their available with Amazon free shipping.



5. Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness (Sorry Mom)

Being a housewife used to equal housecleaning. Gaaah! In my book, keeping things neat above board is far more important than running dust-bunny patrols under every bed. It's cheaper, too, because superficial cleanliness requires fewer products and allows you to focus on truly frugal practices. Unless you really enjoy housecleaning, keep it hygienic and allow the dust to fall where it may. When you need impetus to do some brute cleaning, have a few guests over or throw a party.



But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. (Sorry again, Mom.)

7. On The Other Hand, Cleaning Is Cheaper Than A Health Club

On the other hand, if you're shelling out big bucks for a health club, just cleaning your kitchen and bathroom is major exercise and sweat isn't your only reward. My cleaning products are pretty basic and often homemade, which helps keep the cost down.



8. When Stuck, Clean Houses For Money

Don't stick your nose in the air. Whether you're a man, a woman, a kid or an adult: Go out and buy a bucket, some sponges, gloves, and a few other basic products. (Use cleaning supplies free shipping codes so you don't spend more than you make.)



Place a free ad on Craigslist under "services" and "household" and email your friends. If you need references, do a few jobs for free and you should be in business. (Also keep an eye out for jobs on Craigslist "domestic" list under "gigs.")



Start by charging $15 to $20 per hour and do a really good job. Download a bunch of tunes, books or radio programs to your iPod and just dig in. It's hard work, but it's honest work, and there's always someone willing to pay someone else to clean.



I did housecleaning for several years while building up a marketing agency, ending with three employees and finally selling the business to one of them. I charged $20 ($25 is the going rate here-bouts) and paid my employees $15, which is $6.05 more per hour than they would have received elsewhere.



Unfortunately, professional housecleaners have to deep clean their own homes to serve as demo models; but once you have enough business you can go back to being superficial.

9. Turn Off the TV

Dad had a great way of limiting our television time. He controlled the television (including a homemade mute button) and liked to watch a LOT of World War II documentaries. You've never seen a room clear out so fast as when he'd turn on those old PBS black-and-white specials. Perhaps that's why I picked up this nasty reading habit and watch so little TV now.



In modern terms, there are lots of benefits to reducing TV time:

• Cheaper electrical bills, particularly if you turn off the entire system.

• Less exposure to advertising that makes you want to buy, buy, buy!

• Time to focus on more useful stuff, like exercise, books and family activities.

• You'll sleep better. (Studies show two hours or more of TV per day can cause significant sleep problems.)



10. Buy Online When It Saves You Money...

Our family spent summers on a remote island where shopping meant fudge or tourist knick-knacks. Mainland prices weren't much better. If only we'd had the Internet!



Small-town residents often don't have lots of choices. While it seems Walmarts have populated every nook and cranny of America, not everyone wants to shop at a big box store and "Always Low Prices" is a matter of interpretation. Big-city denizens also face unique obstacles.



For these and many other reasons, online shopping has become a shining monetary beacon in an unhappy retail market. In fact, J. Crew just announced it will soon offer its outlet stores on the Internet. That means you'll be able to combine the company's famous 30-percent off outlet deals with J. Crew free shipping codes, without driving umpteen miles to some pseudo-village in the middle of nowhere.



The Wall Street Journal predicts other merchants will soon follow, making it even cheaper to buy online.



11. ...But Be Cool

The key, as with any shopping, is to maintain control over your spending.



One sure method is to make all purchases with gift cards, so you can only spend a set amount. (Buy budget gift cards online and you'll save even more, anyway.) Using gift cards also means your credit or debit card information isn't registered with a merchant, so it's not as easy to just click and buy.

12. Mom Would Have Adored Craig

Yes, there really is a Craig of Craigslist.com. I met him at an Oakland fundraiser in the late 1990s, when his free website for classified ads was just getting started. Craig looked just like Silent Bob from the movie "Clerks," complete with trench coat and taciturn manner. But I digress.



Craigslist has entirely displaced the newspaper classifieds, the most important part of the newspaper during the Depression. That's where people found jobs, second-hand furniture, cars, rentals, just about everything they needed. Come to think of it, times haven't changed much, except we now find all those things online.



My point is -- and I do have one -- many people still don't know about Craigslist, or that there's no charge to advertise just about anything. Other free, online classifieds include Freecycle, USFreeAds and BuyMyStuff.



There are rules and you have to be an informed consumer, but isn't that true for everything these days? Before you get started on Craiglist, read "avoid fraud" and "personal safety tips."



13. Libraries -- I Swear!

Weekly visits to the library were a big event when I was a kid. The Carnegie Public Library was my favorite, with the lemon scent of its ancient wood floors and regal stone lions surmounting the entrance.



My co-workers laugh at me, but your local library offers so much free entertainment, education and useful information if you're willing to walk through those doors. Hell, you don't even have to go to a library building anymore to reap the benefits.



Here's a brief rundown of services offered by my local library:

Ebook downloads

• Free movies, CDs, video games, books on CD and MP3s

• Computer labs and classes (for all age levels)

• Internet access with giant banks of computers

• Interlibrary loans (from 25 libraries) delivered to my branch (includes movies, video games, books on CD, magazines and out-of-print books)

• An endless variety of events for children, teens, adults and seniors

• Teen movie and games room

• Title searches and holds processed from any computer. Notification of availability and due date to my email.

• Homework assistance

• A business and non-profit center

• Genealogy and family history center

• Local history library

• Free access to online databases for auto diagnostics and repairs; biological sciences; and applied and general science journals.

14. Buy a Refurbished Computer

Do you geek out when Steve Jobs tweets? Then ignore this advice. For the rest of us, a refurbished computer will do quite nicely, thank you. I was so thrilled when $300 bought me a flat-screen computer with far superior drive than my old work horse. It was pretty cool, too, that the Best Buy Geek Squad recycled my old tube screen and wiped hard-drive box thingy for $25.



The refurbish came with the full Bill Gates workout, too. Not that I love Bill, but I still need Word for a few things. Word up, anyone? More importantly, the geek who sold me the set loaded me up with Photoshop. That's one piece of software I can't live without.



15. Downsize Your Garbage Bill

Trash Engineer Specialists that offer recycling often have another unadvertised service for clients who don't need weekly pick-up of nonrecyclables. In our area, you can buy a set of tags for $1 each that you attach to the garbage can, signifying you've paid for the service that day. Between recycling and composting, it usually takes me a month to fill one bin. That's a savings of over $100 per year.



Granted, not every trash service offers such a deal, but I've also combined garbage with a neighbor and taken our recyclables to a free service center.

16. Shop Small Food Markets

Big-box supermarkets are a comparatively recent innovation and their massive mounds of merchandise make me uncomfortable. Perhaps that's why I tend to patronize two local markets, where the prices are really quite good, the food is much fresher and the service is great. They even take coupons.



I only bring in two canvas shopping bags for smaller trips and, once those bags are filled, I can't buy more. This obviously limits any unnecessary purchases. Since I only buy fresh food, I avoid buying produce that will turn brown in the drawers.



You can expand this principle to suit the size of your family, say to four bags or one cart, but it's clearly easier to follow when you're only shopping for one or two people.



17. Thrift Stores Are Multi-Purpose

You've heard lots of uses for Goodwill, ARC, Salvation Army and Friends, but here are some off-the-wall ideas for standard thrift-store items I bet you haven't thought about:

• Cut slab foam rubber pieces into smaller blocks for cleaning. They absorb cleaning solutions and water like mad and don't leave little bits behind like sponges.

• Encyclopedia pages, maps and other outdated paper products make great wrapping paper for all occasions. They also make pretty cool wallpaper.

• Mis-matched napkins are a thrift-shop staple. Baste stitch them onto wine bottles as an attractive bib and you have an upcycled hostess present.

• Ugly old sweaters don't look so ugly in a different context. Wash them in hot water, cut into mitten or hot pad shapes and sew up the edges. (Even my black-needle thumb can handle this one.)

18. Ditch the Land Line

Many of us hang onto our home phones because we fear losing the 911 function, but the fact is most of us still reach for our cell phones in an emergency. Of course, if there are little ones around the house a home phone is still a good idea.



According to the Federal Communication System, all wireless providers must transmit 911 calls to a Public Safety Answering Point and include location information, accurate within 50 to 300 meters. By 2012, the FCC will require providers to include even more specific location information.



19. Upcycle Dryer Sheets

A lot of tipsters recommend making your own recyclable dryer balls but, after a couple uses, I follow my mother's example and toss old dryer sheets into the toes of shoes. With three stinky-footed sons, Mother had more shoes than dryer sheets.



Since nobody else sees my dresser drawers, I also like to create less-than-adorable sachets by stuffing them with lavender and turning the sheet into a ball with a twist tie.

20. Fake Flowers Never Fade

Real, silk or synthetic, flowers make some of the cheapest and, when used properly, most attractive home decorations. Happily, I inherited some of my mother's beautiful cut-glass vases, which she inherited from her mother-in-law. Other vases I've collected at garage sales and from thoughtful gift givers.



The flowers came from a variety of sources. Good roses (not the cheap kind that droop too early) I bind together with a rubber band and ribbon then hang them upside down until dry. Silk or synthetic flowers I find at garage sales and thrift stores. My favorite find was 40 wood roses for $10 at a street fair. I mixed the wood roses with some cheap, synthetic blush roses in a matching vase and people ask me about them constantly.



The trick is to keep these fake flowers clean or they stop looking real. I haven't learned how to dust dried flowers, so I just encourage gentlemen to keep them coming. Fake flowers are simple to dust, however. Put about 1/2 cup kosher salt in a plastic bag and place the flowers head-down in the bag. Shake briskly while standing outside and remove the flowers from the bag. Shake the flowers to dislodge any remaining salt flakes and voila! This rarely disturbs smaller arrangements and the salt can be reused for many cleaning sessions.



21. Use FSAs for Medical/Child-Care Bills

I obviously didn't learn about Flexible Spending Accounts at Mother's knee, since the total hospital bill for my birth in 1956 came to $26.40. But health expenses aren't what they used to be so we have to deal with them in a modern way.



For those with enough income and a considerate employer, an FSA is the best way to cover medical, dental and child-care expenses using pre-tax dollars. You're just wasting money if you're not taking advantage of these accounts. Meet now with your HR department about establishing an account for next year.

22. Buy Generic Over-the-Counter Drugs

Look at the name-brand label. Now back at the generic.



Now back at the name-brand label. Now back at the generic.



See the difference in the ingredients? You don't? Sadly, that's because they're exactly the same (unlike your man and the Old Spice guy).



Now buy the generic. (It's not on a horse.)

23. Use Open Source Software

Dad was a creative guy who freely shared because that's just what you did. He would have loved open source software and frowned on blood suckers like Bill Gates.



Mozilla Firefox is far superior to Internet Explorer any day of the week. Photoshop is great if you're a professional, but GIMP is just fine if you're editing photos for family albums and Facebook.



Thankfully, there are many people like my dad. For a fairly comprehensive list, check out the Wikipedia entry for "Open Source" and check out the "Lists" entry. Your mind will boggle.

24. A Dab Will Do You

This one comes from my brother James: "Mother was big on 'one drop of dish soap in a small amount of water.' Once, at my friend Ken's house, we were getting ready to do dishes and I filled the sink with a bit of water and added the one drop. Ken teased me like crazy for being so dumb. He took the bottle and put in a HUGE squirt of soap. His mom saw it, yelled at him, asked why he did that and he told her about me and my 'little drop of soap.' His mom said, 'That's called economizing Kenny...James' mother is smart ... it saves money!'"



Brother John weighs in with a memory of Mom using the soapy dregs to clean out kitchen window wells. "Waste not, want not."



The truth is, a modern dishwasher is more economical overall, but not all of us have these new-fangled machines, so a little dab will still have to do us.



25. Toothpaste and Vinegar Clean Nearly Everything

Cheap toothpaste: Whitens piano keys; unscuffs linoleum; removes yucky junk from steam irons; lifts stains out of carpet; whitens the rubber of tennis shoes; polishes leather shoes and chrome; lifts crayon off of walls; removes water rings from coffee tables and lipstick from fabric; fills nail holes in walls; cleans the sour smell from baby bottles; and shines diamonds.



White vinegar: Cleans coffeemakers, floors, drains, glassware, countertops, garbage disposals, microwaves, refrigerators, tea kettles, laundry, paint brushes, steam irons, windows, showerheads, dishwashers, metal, mini blinds, plastic food containers, tarnished brass, copper and pewter, and the mold off walls.



Pant, pant, pant. Obviously, I could go on and on but I'll save it for another blog post.

26. Give It 10 Seconds

This is the short version of the previous rule. I used to watch Mom stop for 10 seconds and think before popping something into her grocery cart that wasn't on her list. Ask yourself why are you buying this item? Do you really need it? If not, put it back.



27. Sit On It

Did your parents ever make you save up for a purchase? The anticipation sometimes proved to be better than the actual buy. You also occasionally realized you'd rather spend your money on something else.



When considering a major purchase -- anything over $100 -- I sit on the decision for a time period that varies depending on the amount of the purchase. Sometimes I've changed my mind by the time I get home.



Some call this the 30-day rule, but waiting 30 days often means that car, house or other major purchase won't be waiting for you at the end of a month. These major decisions can wait long enough for me to sit down with paper and pen to consider the pros and cons before saying yeah or nay.

28. Rent The Home You Need, Not The House You Want

Our eyes tend to get bigger than our wallets when we look for a new home. Mine did. The last time I went shopping my boss had just projected a solid fiscal year ahead and I walked into a stunning house that was double my intended price. No problem, I'd find a roommate. Turns out that's not so easy when the economy falls into a pit, you're over 50, live in a college town and your boss suddenly shutters the business.



It took me a year to get out from under that lease, but my present home costs less than I can afford and still suits me just fine. Sure, it's not as beautiful, the doors don't close perfectly and I can't run the clothes washer and space heater at the same time, but I never worry about paying the rent.



29. Cook For An Army

Whether cooking for a singleton or family of five, I highly recommend quadrupling casseroles or large dishes. Since not everyone is willing to eat red beans and rice for a week straight like I am, use freezable containers to store the leftovers. Plop them in the microwave or oven next time you need a quick meal.



This method also saves because you can buy the ingredients in bulk, making each dish cheaper than it ordinarily would be. Better still, the same amount of effort goes into several meals -- for all us lazy cooks.



30. Freeze Your Credit/Debit Cards

The Greatest Generation lived without credit cards. We can go without them for a day or two. So the next time you feel the urge for some shopping therapy, follow this process:

• Take out a set amount of cash from the bank (only what you can afford, be it $5 or $100.)

• Put your cards into a Ziplock baggie with water and a coin.

• Stick it in the freezer until frozen.

• (The coin will keep you from trying to quick melt the card in the microwave.)

• Go shopping and spend the pre-set amount of cash.

31. Forget Pam (The Cooking Spray. Not Your BFF)

How could I forget this one, since I still use it? Brother Karl (I have a lot of siblings) recalled how Mother used to save the wrapping from margarine sticks to grease baking pans and muffin tins. (Butter was not a luxury seen on our dinner table.)

32. Never Pass Up a Chance To Earn Extra Money

Dad was an incessant freelancer. Of course, he had eight mouths to feed. As a professional photo journalist (among other things), he never let an opportunity go by to sell a photo to one of the wire services. Even at their cheap payment rates ($5 per photo or less), it added up over time.



For many years, even though gainfully employed, I wrote freelance editorial columns, theater reviews, entertainment columns -- you name it, I wrote it (except sports). When times got thin, editors remembered the breadth of my experience and hired me for innumerable freelance gigs, ultimately resulting in this full-time gig.



33. Wash Your Hands

You hear this one a lot in terms of health, but imagine how much your family would save on medical bills, medications and work-time lost if you could avoid whatever is going around. You don't have to use all the fancy anti-bacterial soaps. Just wash thoroughly and dry your hands on something other than your pants.

34. Darn Those Socks

Find a darning egg (or lightbulb--not a CFL), a large-holed needle and some darning thread or embroidery floss. Next, learn how to weave darns without pricking your fingers and saying damn. It's surprisingly rewarding to make something new again with so little effort. Besides, darning eggs are just so darned adorable.



35. But Don't Forget the Fourth "R"

Reduce, reuse, recycle and REPAIR!



Two captains chairs saw constant use in our kitchen for more than 30 years, requiring endless repairs. By the time they were retired from service, there may not have been an original piece left on their sagging wooden bodies, but they were still handsome rogues. With the abundance of hardware free shipping codes, repair parts are readily available, so there's no excuse.



Recycling has made us less of a disposable society, but we're so used to not being able to fix stuff anymore that we tend to think first of replacing. (I'm looking at you, Steve Jobs, and your uncrackable iPhones.)



36. Learn to Mend

While it's true the last two items are all based on the theme of repairing, there are subtle differences.



Along with fireside chats and rocking-chair grandmas, mending torn and tattered clothes seems to have fallen by the wayside. It's hugely mystifying why people will pay what Grandma would have called "good money" for clothing that looks totally trashed but object to wearing a mended outfit.



Cut large swaths of fabric from discarded clothes to use as clothing patches or -- should you ever become so handy -- quilt pieces.



Oh, and save those buttons. I found several giant cookie tins filled with buttons after my mother passed away. One had every gold and silver button from our many uniforms, blazers, etc., and they made the loveliest jewelry. Even if you never find a use for them, your kith and kin might.



37. Make Your Debt Visual

Get those debts off your conscious and down on paper. Create a giant progress bar and, each time you pay down a little bit of debt, fill in a little more of that progress bar. Keep your eyes on the prize as your debt shrinks to zilch.

38. Reuse Every Container That Comes Into the House

Everything comes in reusable containers these days. My nails, screws, etc. are stored in repurposed jars, just like Dad's. My freezer is now lined with repurposed spaghetti jars filled with the previously mentioned pesto (ready for Christmas giving.) And the Tupperware in my cupboards is actually old yogurt and cottage cheese containers. (Tossing plastic unrecyclable plastic is a physical impossibility.)



39. Tea Leaves and Coffee Grounds Make Great Plant Fertilizer

An entire china industry grew up around little bowls for used tea bags, so grandma could dunk, dunk and dunk again. I'm willing to use a tea bag twice, but then the leaves go straight into planters as fertilizer. Same with coffee grounds. (I understand some coffee filters can be composted, but I drink espresso and don't need filters.)



40. Use Powdered Milk

Maybe not for drinking, but powdered milk (reconstituted with water) works well in many recipes. You can also use half real milk and half powdered. (BTW: Our dad once made the kids drink starch water, thinking it was pre-mixed powdered milk? Yes, we were scarred for life.)

41. Beans Are More Than A Musical Fruit

The more you eat, the more you save. Beans are a great source of protein and can streeeeeeeetch a budget like you wouldn't believe. Buy them now at farmers' markets, while they're still nice and soft, rather than in their dessicated, dusty form at the supermarket. Pop them in the crock pot for soups, side dishes, main meals, even deserts. Which brings us to...



42. Buy a Crockpot

A crock pot is perhaps the best deal on earth for reducing cooking costs. Just dump in your ingredients before work, put it on simmer, and dinner is done when you get home. There are so many recipes for basic to complex meals it's just not funny. Use cookware coupons to find just the right crockpot for your needs.



Too bad all Mother had was a pressure cooker.

43. Eat Your Lawn

Whatever happened to dandelion soup and pansy salads? As Eull Gibbons used to famously say in his Grape Nuts commercials, "Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible."



If you're determined to decorate your lawn with Kentucky Bluegrass and traditional trimmings, you can at least make use of it's natural bounty. You'll find plenty of recipes on the Internet. The best come from Clara Cannucciari of Clara's Kitchen, who dispenses Great Depression wisdom with a crackling wit on YouTube.



44. Replant Your Seeds

You can keep your garden going all summer by removing the seeds from some vegetables, drying them out and replanting. Continuing this cycle within the same summer depends upon the length of your growing season, but you can save the best seeds for next year.

45. Re-Gift Gift Wrap

Girlfriend Cathy's family re-used birthday paper wrapping until the "givers" became the "recipients" within an embarrassingly short period of time and commented on how familiar the wrapping looked.



I do recycle particularly pretty wrapping paper, but "wrap" the majority of presents in Dollar Store gift bags. Still, you have to use tissue paper to pretty up these bags, so I flatten out old tissue paper from store purchases and previous gifts.



46. Spend Evenings Together

Not only can you shut off electricity and heat in other rooms but you'll increase that oh-so-important family bonding time. Play cards, discover the new world of innovative board games, mend clothes, build something or just talk.



The time I treasure the most from my childhood years is the time we spent together, just being a family. Video games, Facebook and soccer tournaments can't replace that interaction.

47. Make Your Own Paper Dolls

Barbie is a Teutonic twit with extremely expensive tastes. As children, we had Betsy McCall paper dolls from McCall's magazine -- all properly sized. And it's still possible to make paper dolls from catalogs.



Help your child cut out a kid or adult model standing in a common (non-sexy) pose and attach the paper to cardboard cutouts. They can then clip, mix and match outfits from other models. For accessories, cut out furniture, cars, etc. and mount them on cardboard to create an un-Barbie Dreamhouse.



Children learn dexterity using the scissors (keep tape on hand for small slips) and to appreciate creating their own dolls instead of the gimme-gimme of Barbie's World. If your child is old enough, incorporate another thrift lesson by establishing an imaginary budget for clothes, furniture and other items.

48. Not Everything Has to Match

Pots and pans from grandma are likely more durable than those you can afford today. I still use my Mother's utensils and copper-bottomed pans. (One still has the wood handle Dad created to replace the melted original.)



Styles come and go, but quality kitchen supplies are worth holding on to. Don't ditch the good stuff just because you want to be matchy matchy.



49. Oil and Water Do Mix

If you run out of oil or want to make it stretch, add a little water to your pan. It'll keep food from sticking and it doesn't cost a cent.

50. Bread Is The Magic Filler

Some families go through bread like a knife through I Think It's Not Butter. Others end up using half a loaf and tossing the rest. Before the yeast hits the garbage can, try working bread crumbs into your casseroles, stuffings, as breading (duh) and in other recipes. Likewise with soggy graham crackers or old potato chips, reborn as a chicken coating, pie crusts and the like.





RECESSION-ERA TIPS THAT ARE NO LONGER RELEVANT

1. IBM Punch Cards as Toys

Dad brought home boxes and boxes of IBM punch cards one day and we promptly filled our playroom with row upon row of card houses. What's the modern equivalent? iPads just don't stack as well.



2. Newspapers As Insulation

Newspapers? What are those?



3. Brown Paper Bags as a Baking Supply

An eagerly anticipated tradition was Mom's meringue Easter Bunny baked on a cookie sheet covered with a brown-paper grocery bag. We argued over who got to scrape the sweet remnants off the brown paper. Somehow I don't think this would work with a grocery bag made from recycled plastic bottles.



4. Cooking With Bacon Grease

Remember Grandma saving the bacon grease in a coffee tin, which she stored on the back of the stove? Let's not even think about the diseases involved. Instead, we'll focus on how she used all that grease to cook our eggs in the morning. Dang they were good, but high cholesterol count, here we come.

5. Protecting Furniture With Plastic

Raise your hand if you never sat on Grandma's actual sofa. The plastic only came off for very, very, very special occasions, and that didn't include you and your sticky fingers.



6. Matches as Makeup

A friend said her grandmother told of burning matches to use as eye liner and eyebrow pencil. And you stop using the eyeliner pencil when it gets too short?



7. Taking In Ironing for Cash

We don't use the term permanent press anymore, but most of us shun clothing that requires ironing. With casual Fridays that stretch throughout the week, nobody needs ironed sweatpants, anyway.