A girl’s got needs (Picture: KCAL9)

A tortoise made her great escape – only to be caught having sex with a drain pipe cover.

The tortie, named Touché, is thought to be 100 years old. But clearly she’s still got it.

She got out of her house in Fresno, California, when a gardener left the front gate open.

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Touché wandered for more than six and a half miles, covering the length of around 11 US football fields a day apparently, according to KCAL9.


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Which is pretty damn impressive for an elderly tortoise.

However, she was eventually found – while in a slightly compromising situation with a domed mount that covered a drain pipe.

It looks a bit like a tortoise to be fair (Picture: KCAL9)

To be fair to Touché, it does look quite a bit like a tortoise, in a way.



Her owner, Nancy Knauss, thinks she may have ‘fallen in love’ with it. Ahem.

We can’t blame Touché for trying to get her end away. 100 years old or not, a girl’s got needs.