Statler: Just when I think we've seen the worst comedy ever we've got something new!

Waldorf: A comedian that's funny?

Statler: No, another comedian for us to heckle!

Both: DOH HO HO HO!

Luan: Why do you keep coming here if you hate the show?

Statler: Force of habit!

Waldorf: A habit that we don't even know about!

Luan: Maybe you don't how to take a yolk!

(Luan throws an egg at Statler and Waldorf)

Statler and Waldorf: WE SURRENDER! WE SURRENDER!