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Sit down. We're going to talk about my child's first steps.

It's not just that parents love their child more than anything, they love their child more than everything combined. It's an overpowering, throttling love that has to be tempered just to get through the day. Sure, certain moments help douse the flame, like when a child in your lap spontaneously rears back with their head and pushes your incisors up into your skull. Or when babies throw up in your mouth, or throw up in your eye, or pee in their own mouth while throwing up in their eyes. But during the quiet moments with an infant where you allow yourself to indulge -- to bend to the love completely -- hugging your baby is like hugging a lost love you would give anything just to see again, and then you got your wish.

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There's just no room for anything else. It's why strong/healthy relationships can teeter on the verge of collapse in the sudden presence of a newborn; you have to intentionally carve out and set aside love for the other person, or the human larva just absorbs everything.

So if you are a friend to a new parent, the reason they lose their social priorities or context for what's interesting is because they've temporarily lost context for everything. They are so singularly obsessed it's easier to think of them as addicts. They may go to the movies with you, or dinner, or sit through meetings at work like a normal person, but they are never entirely there because they always know that this is just a detour to that wondrous, beautiful sack of heroine waiting at home.

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And like addicts, you can't just give up on them, because ...