Spoiler I'm not exaggerating, not even a little.

The first is my all time most dissapointing, hated, regrettable gaming purchase of all time, despite having spent only twenty dollars on it. The only way this sequel could in any way make me happy, is if it were just a case containing a check for twenty dollars, and a letter apologizing for wasting my time, filled with signatures of every man and woman that worked on this game.