That’s why the people of this world believe in~

Garnetaur

Panmethyst

Harpearl

and Sphinxven!

Bonus, sphinx! Rose:

And more AU nonsense under the cut:



-Steven’s riddles are, like, terrible kid jokes. “How do you make a Kleenex dance?” “You put a little boogie in it!” kind of stuff.

-Connie guesses ALL of Steven’s riddles, even the really hard ones. Greg is only alive because Rose rigged it and only asked him music-related riddles.



-Amethyst beatboxes the panpipe

-This kind of AU has been done before, of course, buy holy crud check out this spectacular winged Pearl by @disteal



-The Garnet joke was originally going to be that Ruby was a unicorn and Sapphire was a cyclops because of the fan theory and together they made a centaur. But then Sapphire was canonically revealed to have only one eye and now I don’t know where to go with it?

-Homeworld gems!

Japser is a giant. Just. A giant version of herself. And it’s terrifying



Naturally, Lapis is a mermaid

I have NO IDEA what Peridot should be. If I was mixing world cultures, she could maybe be a selkie because when you take away their fancy magic clothes they’re just pathetic little humans that have trouble communicating but..



Yeeeeeeee, please talk to me about my AU, friends

