Poor Mr. Thorne Retreats to the Closet Keyboard Diarrhea, this thing.



Impassioned as I am for such things, I've printed out twelve copies (one for each hit I've received in the interim between his writing







The closet is, in reality, painted beige, but I cannot seem to find that coulourour on my pallet of coulourourours in Microsoft PaintÂ®, my image editor of choice.



I know you must be thinking, "but Scott, whyever did you correspond so poorly with Mister Thorne of Australia, whom now resides in America even though he does not like it?"



Well, because I enjoy time machines, and conversations thereof. I also like to talk to David via email as it feels much more personal and vibrant than my ranting blindly on this website all day. In fact, I am surprised that David has time not only for his fans, but also for his prime detractor! He is a generous man with a big heart. Well, he has been ever since he overheard Lucius say in a pub, "I love philanthropy".



Unfortunately, Lucius was mistaken in the pronunciation of philosophy, and was merely saying so to impress a young coed philosophy major. David was too far away to attain the context of the conversation, and so he is now quite philanthropic. Next week we shall see his article entitled, "Descartes May be Fatter, but Plato Doesn't Matter". This will go unseen by Lucius and sadly prove to be the downfall of 27bstroke6.com, a site completely unrelated to Mr. Thorne.





Update:



I am in the process of creating a YouTube video that will vindicate me and vilify Mr. Thorne once and for all! You will be able to witness its unveiling later tonight tomorrow night, or Yesterday Morning three weeks ago Thursday for those of you in Australia.











In case anyone is curious, the definition of Keyboard Diarrhea will soon be added to my fine lexicon on I'm sure you have all seen the results of Mr. Thorne's latest episode ofImpassioned as I am for such things, I've printed out twelve copies (one for each hit I've received in the interim between his writing this and the new thing), and put them in this closet which I've now invented:The closet is, in reality, painted beige, but I cannot seem to find that coulourour on my pallet of coulourourours in Microsoft PaintÂ®, my image editor of choice.I know you must be thinking, "but Scott, whyever did you correspond so poorly with Mister Thorne of Australia, whom now resides in America even though he does not like it?"Well, because I enjoy time machines, and conversations thereof. I also like to talk to David via email as it feels much more personal and vibrant than my ranting blindly on this website all day. In fact, I am surprised that David has time not only for his fans, but also for his prime detractor! He is a generous man with a big heart. Well, he has been ever since he overheard Lucius say in a pub, "I love philanthropy".Unfortunately, Lucius was mistaken in the pronunciation of philosophy, and was merely saying so to impress a young coed philosophy major. David was too far away to attain the context of the conversation, and so he is now quite philanthropic. Next week we shall see his article entitled, "Descartes May be Fatter, but Plato Doesn't Matter". This will go unseen by Lucius and sadly prove to be the downfall of 27bstroke6.com, a site completely unrelated to Mr. Thorne.I am in the process of creating avideo that will vindicate me andonce and for all! You will be able to witness its unveilingtomorrow night, orthree weeks ago Thursday for those of you in Australia.In case anyone is curious, the definition ofwill soon be added to my fine lexicon on Urban Dictionary Dot Com Rating -513395 (697 to 514092)