Part of Interstate 79 was shut down in Harrison County, West Virginia yesterday afternoon after a mysterious LEGO spill obstructed one of the lanes. Go home Santa, you're drunk. When reached for comment, one local resident had this to say, "Hands down the most exciting thing to happen since deer hunting season."

Thanks to Chris, who lives right by where the spill took place, which is only 30-minutes from where I was born. You should take a pilgrimage to say what's up to my relatives and tell them to send me some pepperoni rolls.