Last month’s metaphor for the Beto O’Rourke campaign was the Democrat candidate changing a tire. This month’s metaphor for a campaign that’s making a lot of noise but going nowhere is O’Rourke’s stuck minivan:

What will next month’s metaphor be? At this point we won’t even assume he’ll still be in the race by then.

This guy is legit cursed. Go home, furry. It's over. https://t.co/7DKmwYQEON — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 19, 2019

Not his year — Pete (@ppdthree) September 19, 2019

Just like his campaign. pic.twitter.com/4DhrT7eGVF — ?Operation Boomerang is Coming? (@HornetStings) September 19, 2019

This sums up his entire campaign. https://t.co/M4nOvBsdQK — SaintlySmug (@StSmug) September 19, 2019

Is there anything this buffoon can do right or is this another staged #Beto event?? — Deplorable Petr (@PragueArtist) September 19, 2019

Quite the visual representation of his campaign — Lulu Lapin (@Lulu_Lapin) September 19, 2019

You wanted a metaphor for Beto's campaign? Ask and ye shall receive. https://t.co/zdHhY2RAFb — Vin Tanner (@VinTannerRedux) September 19, 2019