Desert Song:

Welcome amigo, to the land without end

The desert and Death are the closest of friends

We sing of his courage in magnificent song

Pay close attention - he won't be here long

As the birds pluck his eyes, the sun bleaches his bones

See his entrails get scattered, watch him lose his cajones, ay yay!



Here in the Mojave Desert, animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment. But the pony? She is going to

Die