Ho ho ho, where the fuck do I begin. It’s like fucking christmas in here as a shower of red coloured rosy shit descends upon MHOC. Yes thats right folks, not content with being a credible opposition, Labour have once more descended into infighting and factionalism!!!

But Nub, what are you on about? Why would socialist opposition labour vote for a Tory Budget? Well it fucking beats me but the Shadow Cabinet approved the deal and Labour will be helping pass the budget in exchange for circa £5 billion in unmarked bank notes. Even better is that it won’t be going to a party vote according to the Shadow Chancellor as Party Democracy makes things terrible inefficient.

If we agree to either aye or abstain on the budget, 1 billion additional pounds going to a place the Labour Party suggests, within reason. Shadow Chancellor JGM

Now, it’s taken me only about half an hour to get this leak, which shows how fucking divided Labour is, but here’s the TL;DR

JGM takes it upon his divine self to negotiate a deal with the Tories over the budget

He does this in secret, not even telling the Deputy Leaders

He announces the deal to the Shadow Cabinet, who vote for it???

One Deputy Leader resigns, everyone loses their fucking shit, the shadow cabinet erupt into phenomenal infighting and JGM finds a huge turd outside his office door

MHOC Main has a cement mixer worth of salt unloaded over Sam resigning (no further into this due to IRL issues, dont listen to the haters sam)

Labour Leader has apparently okayed every step of this, including shutting out their Deputy Leaders

JGMs proposal can be found below to the Shad Cab, he basically says he got them loads of cash and a reversal of the nasty LPUK budget, all they have to do is sell out for it.

Now, this banter is bad enough, but we, your ever faithful Salt Miners have dug deeper, to find some beautiful screenshots of Labour losing their shit, first we start with a Labour Not deputy leader saying they will aye a Conservative Budget

Someone in Labour, please clean out your house, it’s got a lot of cobwebs, my cameras are covered in them.