(looks right - looks left)

Look here, obviously you are new to 'the cheese'. I can appreciate your enthusiasm, you do it the right way, and its very good stuff indeed. Now that powdered stuff in the blue box - nah, that ain't no good. Now idea why anyone would eat it, and snorting it is out of the question. Smoked cheese it pretty hip - some good smoked gouda with potatoes and prosciutto is downright civilized. You find some of the real blue cheese once your a little older and your tastes have matured, and I assure you, you'll dig it. I like folks who can get enthusiastic about good taste - shows spirit, and enthusiasm get make you feel high....it can be mood altering....

Stick with the conventional ways of eating it though, k?