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With the exception of the Coaster Brake Challenge, all events are free.

Read each description thoroughly. Some events involve a fair amount of cycling fitness and some require none.

All involve a bit of peril.

I don’t live in a Nerf world.

You may get hurt, it does happen.

All events are meant to be inclusive but many are esoteric by nature.

How much fun you have is up to you. All I can do is provide a forum for fun, you are part of the equation.

Weekly/Regular Rides:

BMX Tuesday.

Every Tuesday we leave at 7:15 SHARP. Rain cancels. 24 and 26 BMX cruisers will be the bike of choice. You don’t have one? No problem. Ride what you got. Average mileage is 20. We stop somewhere for food.

S.C.U.M.B.G.S

Random Sundays . Off road mountain biking. Intermediate to advanced rides. E-mail invite, so contact me to get on the list. Rides vary in length and hardness; you will be given a description. Join if you want or not. No pressure.

Coaster Brake Challenge 23:

Jan 5th, 12th, 19th, 26th. On Sundays. Coaster Brake only single speed only off road rally. Heat winner and overall winner at end of the series. I have loaner bikes.

Klunker run is a vintage mtb ride. The emphasis is on pre-cursor repurposed cruisers but any bike is fine. Drawing the line as to what is vintage and what is not is up to heated debate, I’d say 1990 would be fair but if you have the newest carbon fiber wonder bike and want to roll with us I have no problem with that.

Meet point 7:30 AM:

Rain or Shine! Real riders ride in weather!

We ride at 8 am sharp.

Caballero canyon on the south side of Reseda Blvd, south of Ventura Blvd. Look for the sign on the left hand side, we gather there.

Med skill level ride:

Up the Cab to the Hub junction, back the way we came to the Nike missile base, then we take Farmers for some fun single track, then down the cab again. 12-14 miles, not too hard, mostly fire roads. Nike Missile base has a toilet and water if you need it. Make sure your bike is in good working order, bring an extra tube and be ready to have some fun!!!

BOMB SQUAD!

This is a fun event. It is not a race, but a rally, or a group of idiots that take 16" Barbie bikes and point them downhill in masse...

How old are you?

There is no age limit on a good time.

The rules are simple:

16" kids bike in unmodified bone stock configuration.

Yes, we know you can't fit on it, neither can we.

You may add brakes.

Nothing more. (Ed)

You bike should be 5.99 at the local Goodwill...not something purpose built for downhill.

Full face helmet is recommended, and a helmet is mandatory!

Other protection, motorcycle leathers, knee and elbow pads, bubble wrap (it's happened) is highly encouraged because...

road rash sucks.

Need a loaner? Let me know, I have many!

See you then!! :) Finishers get a sticker.

The Mullet Race:

On the ever moving Easter Sunday many miles on a vintage steed, I'm going to say 1994 This means No V-brakes, Clip in pedals, and a very limited selection of suspension, real riders would rock the full rigid. Carbon fiber? What's that? Bring your steel steed, your mullet, and some Oakley Blades, decked out in some neon and get ready to rumble!! It is Easter Sunday, but whatever, that means you don't have to get up at the crack of dawn to roll, we can have fun and party afterwards.. that is exactly what we are going to do kiddies..oh yeah! Course should take 2-3 hours...more if you have not ridden your bike since it was new...

Alp d' 818

CANCELLED DUE TO BLACK DETH....I will have something else in its place...Soon...

CANCELLED DUE TO BLACK DETH....I will have something else in its place...Soon...

6am meet 7am ride. 60 ish mile road ride with 7,000 feet of elevation gain. We’ll do a tour of the West Valley peaks. We will ride on regular roads, badly paved and unused roads and dirt roads. A cyclocross bike or Randonneuring bike would be ideal. We will stop once for people to re up on water use the toilet. It is a group ride so we aren’t doing a race pace. A high level of cycling fitness is paramount for this ride. We will meet at my friend’s brewery at 6am and roll out at 7am SHARP. We will return for libations and food. Bring some $$ for the beer, food will be free. Route maps will be given out the day of the ride. Bring extra tube, food, water, tools and your A game. Make sure your bike is in good working order.

REPLACEMENT RIDE FOR ALP d' 818

We go up and down, up and down and up and down across the west most mountain range in the sfv....and beyond! There are paved sections, gravel and fire road sections, single track and hike-a-bike sections. Bring water and snacks, and at least one tube. It is a group ride, route maps will be given out. Still has a pace, you'll most likely fall into your pace group. After party afterwards. A cyclocross or gravel bike (same thing?) would be ideal, a rigid mtb next, and then what ever will work for you. Some very steep climbs so gears will be a good idea. See you then!!!

Solstice Ride.

An overlap ride from BMX Tuesday. We climb and cross the spine of the Santa Monica Mountains. Bring lights. The ride is hard. The view: Priceless. We roll on BMX cruisers but roll on what you have we don’t care.

Coaster Brake Challenge 24

more sweat, snot, sideways sliding fun off-road armed only with a coaster brake.

So Cal Single Speed Championship

Single speed mtb race miles are around 12-14 some beast climbs and lots of chances to get lost. Crappy hand drawn maps will be provided. I have loaner bikes, hit me up if you want one.

What:





The Fire Road Cruise is just that a "cruise" on streets and fire roads. The mileages is long, the pace even not too fast, the views are great. How much fun you have is up to you. Any kind of bike is welcome, we will be hitting some hills and some dirt, most people will be riding a BMX styled cruiser, klunker, vintage mtb or other bike but we don't care what you bring as along as you show up ready to have fun!!!



we do the ride, we will have route maps and stop once for a small amount of time for restroom and water refill.

Bring stuff to fix a flat and some water. Tune your bike up beforehand.

Finishers will get a button, quitters will not.

BB_Q afterwards-free. Beer is not, bring some $$ for that.



When:

Sep 7th, 9am show 10 am roll Yes it is a Holiday on a Monday.



Where:



Hand Brewed

Produced at 9771 Variel Ave. Chatsworth, CA 91311

I am the Ninja

September 18th

Dress up like a Ninja. Ride a bike. Battle with foam swords and shurikens. May the mightiest Ninja prevail! You’ll need a ninja get up and bike, I have the weapons. 7:30 pm meet up, 8 pm roll. Bring lights as we'll ride to secret ninja battle ground...

Hacktacular

A Sidehack is a 20" BMX bike with a sidecar attached to it. You have a driver and a monkey (the guy in the sidecar) They both have to work together to maneuver the bike around by leaning and hanging out to alter the weight of the bike. Taken from motocross from the 1970's, BMX sidehacks had a brief time in the seminal days of BMX riding, racing, and development before fading back to obscurity.

You'll need:

A side hack. Don't have one? I have two loaners. If you need one let me know, I can bring it to the meet point.

A helmet. Gloves and other protection is a great idea. Sidehacks are a little unwieldy and you can lose control.

Water and snacks will be provided at no cost.

SCUMBAG Weekend!

October 9th,10th, &11th. A brief description of what it will entail: Deth Moto 7pm October 9th Ride 20 bmx bikes on the "dick track" in Paul's backyard keep going! The only rule is you can't be down for longer than 30 seconds. Either, you die. the bike dies. final three is a foot down if needed. winner gets a trophy, bragging rights, cool scars etc. Bikes are provided. It is a "party" but it is at my house so no d-bags ok?

Nite ride

October 10th. 7pm gather 7:30 pm roll out. Meet a Caballero Canyon on Reseda Blvb. South of Ventura Blvd We ride to the hub junction for a night time view and hand out with friends. Bring lights. Drinks & Snacks if you want them. Climb to SCUMBAG Pointe October 11th 7 am gather 7:45 roll out. Our yearly pilgrimage to the SCUMBAG Pointe, where it all began many years ago. About a 4 mile fire road climb. Meet a Stough Canyon Trailhead in Burbank. Bring food drink and a jacket or something as we are going to hang out at the top for...some time. All are rain or shine, a true SCUMBAG is not afraid to get muddy! A whole weekend of two wheeled fun and hijinks. If you don't get hurt you will be pleasantly tired! Vintage Mountain bike ride, comb out that mullet! Meet point 7:30 AM: Rain or Shine! Real riders ride in weather! We ride at 8 am sharp. Caballero canyon on the south side of Reseda Blvd, south of Ventura Blvd. Look for the sign on the left hand side, we gather there. Med skill level ride: Up the Cab to the Hub junction, back the way we came to the Nike missile base, then we take Farmers for some fun single track, then down the cab again. 12-14 miles, not too hard, mostly fire roads. Nike Missile base has a toilet and water if you need it. Make sure your bike is in good working order, bring an extra tube and be ready to have some fun!!!

BOMB SQUAD!

This is a fun event. It is not a race, but a rally, or a group of idiots that take 16" Barbie bikes and point them downhill in masse...

How old are you?

There is no age limit on a good time.

The rules are simple:

16" kids bike in unmodified bone stock configuration.

Yes, we know you can't fit on it, neither can we.

You may add brakes.

Nothing more. (Ed)

You bike should be 5.99 at the local Goodwill...not something purpose built for downhill.

Full face helmet is recommended, and a helmet is mandatory!

Other protection, motorcycle leathers, knee and elbow pads, bubble wrap (it's happened) is highly encouraged because...

road rash sucks.

Need a loaner? Let me know, I have many!

See you then!! :) Finishers get a sticker.

Turkey Day Ride

November 26th

9 miles up. Hard. Will we see you then? Hopefully.

Solstice Ride

January 1st 2021