Struggling to fill a large hole left by Kevin Spacey, the writers and the producers of “House of Cards” are desperately trying to find a way to continue the TV show.

“I wish we could fire him”, said one of the producers. “Not easy, considering that Kevin’s contract explicitly states that he can be fired only if “unavailable” or “incapacitated”.

“The good news is that he went to Arizona for a treatment. Otherwise, we would have to kill him”

After several sleepless nights, the team came up with a brilliant idea: Why not hire someone who is the REAL president?

“I know, Trump is not a real actor”, he continued, “but is that really important? I watched some of his press conferences and election rallies. He outperformed Kevin in every conceivable way. And it appears that he won’t be in a White House for much longer”

“Can you think of a better candidate? The talent, the experience, the insider’s knowledge of how the White House works, it’s all there.”

“On a different note, even if some bizarre woman ever comes forward with harassment or rape accusations, that’s not something we need to worry about. He did it before. The whole world knows it and nobody cares.”