So, you can’t wait till September 4th huh? Neither can that monkey over there whose sitting a little bit off-kilter. We refer to that ragamuffin as Chewbacca Jr. By the way, he’s STILL working on eating that SAME damn softball sized orange, just like we’re STILL working on getting OfferOfTheDay.com up and running the way it was destined to be.

Well, we thought since there are so many OTD Nut-Huggers out there, we would post a little something to hold them over until September 4th. We call it, “Chewbacca Jr.’s Ballad to Vitamin-C“, and it goes a little something like this:

I’m not a squirrel, but I love Vitamin-C. Oh Vitamin-C…

The only vitamin on Earth to keep ME scurvy free.

The only vitamin to keep my chest fur as blonde as can be.

The only vitamin that fluoresces my pee.

The only vitamin that keeps my sideburns really pointy.

The only vitamin that keeps me climbin’ those trees.

And, the only vitamin endorsed by me, an easily distracted, helmet-headed, monkey. - Chewbacca Jr.