Christmas has come early, Real Housewives fans!

With season seven of The Real Housewives of New Jersey right around the corner, we've been impatiently awaiting the big reveal of the ladies new taglines. We even offered up a few ideas for our favorite jailbird Teresa Giudice. But all that waiting is over because E! News has your exclusive first look at the new opening sequence. You're welcome. (We accept thank you gifts in the form of bottles of Teresa's Fabellini prosecco only—and no, we don't care that it's been discontinued.)

So, did Teresa take our advice and use one of our lines? And what about Melissa Gorga, Jacqueline Laurita, and newbies Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania? Did they deliver the Garden State gold? Let's break it down.