MEET ME IN SAINT LOUIS

Did you know that I'm a homebrewer? And a decent cook? Buy this and I'll throw a pizza party at my house JUST FOR YOU. It won't be a date though. You can bring friends. And I'll invite some of my Game Pals (TM) over. And we'll eat pizza and do goofy stuff and play games.

YOU GOTTA ARRANGE FOR YOUR OWN TRAVEL SORRY

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