….okay, well! Has anyone here ever been in a situation where:

(1) You are courting or are “married,” ( ah, that never sounds right ), to a deity;

(2) You already have, or end up having, a “non-deity/earthly” boyfriend/girlfriend/fiancé/fiancee/wife/husband/etc., who does not believe in your belief system/religion/etc.; and,

(3) You have had to decide whether or not to reveal this … uh, spiritual and previous marriage to your non-deity/Earthly partner?

I mean, this was the “deal” or agreement all along, anyway, between deity and myself. Spiritual deity-marriage was agreed to with a clear understanding that, “of course I would/could have a human, earth-realm significant other, if I happened to meet someone or, to be quite ‘girly,’ 'The One.’” So maybe I have met someone who may not be “The One” *laughs,* but is at least someone I’d like to get to know better. The two relationships – human and deity – are SO different that the main conflict I forsee is scaring him ( human ) off by telling him about deity. Do I just not TELL?

In other words…EEEEEP.

What. The. Hell. Do. I. Do. Now.

Help….help….help!?