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It’s not just her own skin that Tan Mom is good at getting golden brown – she can also cook a mean Thanksgiving meal. But when fellow Wack Packer Wendy the Slow Adult recently called her for some advice on how to prepare a turkey she found in the dumpster, Tan Mom nearly threw up her own dinner.

“Listen to me, you cannot eat this. Put it down,” Tan Mom told Wendy over the phone while audibly heaving.

“It’s chewy. I didn’t have to cook it,” Wendy replied.

When the raw meat later causes Wendy to be ill, Tan Mom tells her to hang up and dial 9-1-1 but the instructions get hilariously misunderstood.

Hear the new Thanksgiving prank call in the audio (below).