Donald Trump likes piss. The fucking creep hired Russky whores to urinate on a bed the Obamas (peace be upon them) had slept on recently. We the people ask to be allowed to give the President, vile as he is, what he likes: an unlimited, term-long supply of urine, courtesy of the thousands who pass each day along Pennsylvania Avenue and already poke their cocks through the fence to jack off in Iwanka's approximate direction (and if they're old enough to remember, Melania's). Let us give the yellow man the yellow juice he loves. Pees to Donald, peace to the world.