DECEMBER 8--Meet Heidi Creamer.

The 48-year-old Florida woman slugged her twin sister in the face yesterday during an argument over “Heidi’s boyfriend and a sexual toy (vibrator),” police report.

A “verbal altercation” between the siblings turned violent Sunday afternoon when Heidi walloped Holly with a closed fist.

After knocking her sister to the ground, Heidi (pictured at right) allegedly “punched, scratched, and pulled Holly’s hair” during the ensuing struggle in the apartment the sisters share with Heidi’s boyfriend.

When police arrived at the pair’s Ellenton apartment, Heidi was locked outside, pounding on the front door and screaming obscenities at her bloodied sister. Heidi was “screaming and her body was shaking,” noted a cop, who added that Creamer “attempted to break free from my grasp several times.”

After being placed in a squad car, Heidi “began screaming that she was fighting with her sister Holly over a vibrator and her boyfriend.” Sadly, cops did not describe the exact nature of the duo’s dispute over a) Heidi’s boyfriend or b) the vibrator.

Charged with domestic battery, Heidi (seen in the adjacent mug shot) was booked into the Manatee County jail, where bond has yet to be set. Heidi’s rap sheet includes multiple prior arrests for drunk driving and battery. (1 page)