To start your day off right, we present to you the cream of the lazy-technologist crop: the MyClicker universal remote, complete with integrated bottle opener.

The remote control’s website features (totally unattributed) customer feedback such as “Remember this day, ladies and gentlemen, as the day human ingenuity officially reached its pinnacle” and “Genius … pure genius.”

We’re curious to see how men respond to this. In the MyClicker universe, are guys just indolent, beer-guzzling Homer Simpsons? (Granted, Homer was named a devout Catholic by the Vatican yesterday.)

Or are we over-thinking a simple gadget that saves you a trip to the kitchen? You tell us!