Lets cancel winter!

And why not? Who needs it anyway?

The cold, the rain, the blizzard’s trail

I want it go away!

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We unchain reindeer, set them free

To roam the plains of North

No more hard work to pull the sleigh

And entertain the tots

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It’s Santa’s time to call it quits

And hang his red attire

Am sure Hotel Del Coronado’s fame

Is the right place to retire

As is, the Christmas is offence to our modern conscience

The Snowman’s sad,

Alone he stands

And carrots are obnoxious

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And Santa? just a poor old man

Who has to keep on working

Because his benefits are scarce

And no kids to support him

The red and white offensive too

To ‘many ancient’ cultures

To say nothing of the booze

That serves a bad example

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The sleds are dangerous for kids

They fail the regulations

Of safety/manufacture/use

In our sterile existence

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As is , the festive greets of old

Hijacked by multi-culturism

Now “season’s greetings” de rigueur

Of faceless relativism

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So lets abolish winter whole

The bad and good in bundle

The storms along the Santa’s gifts

And hail the PC rabble