TAYLOR



1. No less than 2 farts for comedy

2. One Smash Mouth song

3. The mom is dead

4. Dad’s failure as racer will be flashed back to

5. Win by technicality (not final win)

6. “There’s no rule saying zebras can’t race”

7. Edgy use of the c-word (crap)

8. Female foil, super rich with horse, wears all white

9. Derpy doting boy friend friend

10. Colonel Sanders dressed in all white, cliche accent

Final Rating:

Not that bad, I guess