According to the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center, a group I don’t think exists because I don’t want it to, 50 percent of taxpayers will be paying more in taxes by 2027. That’s because Republicans are wisely making tax cuts for big businesses permanent and then paying for that by letting tax cuts for human beings who don’t bathe in money expire. (Republican lawmakers are always right and moral — I know because they say so — and I’m sure this is exactly how Jesus would help the poor if his saviorship had been reliant on wealthy donors.)