I wasn't expecting my package AT ALL when I saw it on the front door step. In fact, my partner gleefully ran towards the package because he assumed it was for him. When he saw my name on it, he pouted and then handed it to me. I was surprised and had a big ol' grin on my face. I brought it into the house and quickly grabbed a knife to open it up. When I opened up the box I was greeted with 3 nicely wrapped blue packages with orange ribbon. I ripped open the first one and my partner laughed his ass off. It was "The Joy of Gay Sex: Fully Revised and Expanded". Chuckling to myself, I opened up the next one. It was "Keeping Mr. Right". Again, I laughed and thought, "Okay, those were my two gag gifts, let's see the third." So I opened up the third one and what was I met with? "The Male Nudes" in hardcover. I laughed so hard I had to sit down for a second. I guess he/she gave me the best possible gift. The gift that keeps on giving.

Thank you China_Rider!