Super-celeb Taylor has a lot in common with mermaid literature. What follows is an in-depth argument that Taylor swift is a mermaid, and not even trying to hide it.

This picture, which she tweeted to Selena Gomez on her birthday, shows the besties posing with a mermaid statue on her property in Rhode Island.

This throwback picture

Young Taylor wearing a Little Mermaid shirt (and making a fish face).

She’s known for star-crossed romances with messy, tragic breakups

This amazing picture

Pretty sure this is from a real photo shoot but I can’t find the source, anybody know? The following album cover seems to be fan made, but the pictures real…

Her newest music video, Out of the Woods

Has her swimming with fishes, and she looks totally at peace.

Her best friend has never seen her swim

Taylor’s friend and Grammy-date Abigail Anderson, who is a record-setting swimmer, can’t get her into the pool. She told the Lawrence Journal World in 2009, “I’ve actually never seen her in a swimming pool, now that I think about it. We live on a lake, so we’ve gotten in there before, but … I’ve never seen her swim, I don’t think I ever will.”

And why not? Obviously because she’s hiding her true form even from her closest friends (the lake was OK, because the water wasn’t clear enough to see her fins).

Even though she loves swimming

T. Swift follows swimming enough to be a fan of Olympic swimmer Missy Franklin; they met in 2015 after exchanging Tweets.

Why is she so obsessed with professional swimming? Because she’s really a mermaid, obviously – she can’t do it herself without giving away her secret, but she still enjoys watching others.

She references the sea in her lyrics

When the tides get too high

And the sea up underneath get so deep

He was trying to skip rocks on the ocean saying to me,

“Don’t you see the starlight, starlight?

Don’t you dream impossible things?”

She built a mansion on the ocean…

And is building a sea wall for privacy.

Why would someone need their own private, walled off section of the ocean?

She built a mansion on the ocean…

She loves sparkly dresses

Mermaids love shiny, sparkly things… but there’s another reason Taylor Swift wears dresses like these: when she sweats, her skin sparkles like glitter. The dresses are camouflage. (But not a very good disguise, since most of them make her look like a mermaid anyway).

Her favorite book is Mermaid Park.

Source.

She can talk to whales



She can talk to whales, as evidenced by this video. Where she says, and I qu0te: