john: beard, talk to me here. what's up? beard: john, it is EXHAUSTING to stop you from doing dumb things. you have a greater tendency to do dumb stuff than the average person beard: i may have actually been making you dumber lately. i'm just so tired! beard: i really need to take a bread, john john: my job has been going so well! i can't lose you! beard: ok... how about this beard: during the week, i'll stay on your face and help you at work. but when you aren't working, i'm going to see other faces and do other secret beard things i can't tell you about john: well... ok! that sounds ok with me! beard (jumping off of face): cool! it's 5pm! see you later! john: time to mingle!

Part of the John! series.