Matt Berry Voice Navigation

Esteemed actor, musician, performer, and artist, Matt Berry, would make a stupendous addition to the Waze program and community. With a confident, sultry, and seductive presence, Matt Berry would guide thousands of drivers to their destinations in the comfort of his soothing, tenor voice.

We, the people, recognize that Matt Berry is busy with his numerous endeavors and that Waze has countless features they strive to add to an already vigorous navigation system. It is with this in mind that we humbly suggest a few lines pulled from his revered catalog of work along with new ideas to both expedite the process and carry some of the load of this chivalrous endeavor.

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(Turn is missed)

"You cocked it up! Make a uuuu-turn."

"In a quarter of a mile, keep right"

(While keeping right)

"Yes!"

"Red light bloody camera reported up ahead."

"Don't drive on the grass, smoke it!"

"Buckle up."

(Pause followed by a hushed town)

“And don’t forget to tip your hooker.”

“Up, periscope!”

(Upon arriving at destination)

“Abandon the vessel immediately.”

“Turn right.”

(Makes turn correctly)

“Ooh, yes. You handle like a fit stallion.”

I have no doubt that this brilliant community along with Matt Berry's endless fan base can make further suggestions in what could be an inspirational achievement.