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I FUCKING LIKED THIS MORE THAN ALL OF THE BAYFORMER FILMS COMBINED!



except Dark of the Moon. These two are on the same love scale. ​

I hope you guys and girls are comfortable because this is going to be onelong entry.First note, this version of the theme song is the greatest thing I've heard in my life.Plenty of bots and cons on the main menu that I don't know. I believe one of them is Rodimus Prime.Alright. Here we go.OK, Food Lion sponsored this I guess.Marvel has a neat little intro thing.Spoopy music as a death orb hangs out between two suns or something.A lot of flashing going on right now.Cybertron looks crazy different.This must be the past. I'm glad the bots use escalators.More robots with facial hair... tsk, tsk and all you guys hated on Sentinel.The animation looks super smooth man.Unicron is the death orb.I'm assuming he's like Galactus but a Transformer.This dude is eating Cybertron with his freaking eye.I'm glad I don't have epilepsy right now.Oh god. Those guys got pulled back in.lmao. This horrible all destructive planet orb thing and it has the cartooniest chewing sound effect.Oh snap. Here's the jams man.OK. I'm geting hype.Let's fucking go baby.Woah. Acid Trip.Starring.Wreck-Gar?Hot Rod?Judd Nelson... I know that name.LEONARD MOTHER FUCKING NIMOY AS GAVALTRON!? WHAT!?Ultra Magnus?Kup?Unicron. I know that one. Or well, I've heard it before.Co-starring Blurr???I mean I guess Optimus don't need no credits you jerk.Wait a minute... It's 2005... Are you guys sure this sites name is from when it was founded? If so, someone knew what the hell they were doing.Vince DiCola you know how to rock that bass, bruh.Cybertron has moons?News to me.The cons rule Cybertron and the bots are chillin' on the moons just letting laserbeak linger around.Autobot city on Earth?So the bots are actually working on an offensive. That's new.Jazz <3Nostalgia kickin' me in right now with these Season One characters.HOLY FUCK SPIKE GREW UP!Spike is one handsome mother fucker.Sorry if the language is bothering anyone. I get cursey when I'm hype.This is so beautiful man, it's so fluid and clean!Pretty sure that was Prowl. In which case - Prowl <3Dude Shockwave looks menacing as shit.God dammit Starscreams here. Movie ruined.Megatron looks menacing as hell too.BUCKETHEAD! LET'S GO BABY!Dude, this god damn sound track is my shit.Oh what the fuck. Their aim got really good.OH MY GOD!WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?!?!NO!!!!NOOOOOO!OH MY FUCK!WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!RATCHET!?!?!IRONHIDE!?!?!GET THE FUCK UP!No way their really dead. Horse shit. Bullshit. They didn't take a single con.I'm fucking shaking right now.OH MY FUCK! HE EXECUTED IRONHIDE! GOD DAMN IT!How the fuck are you going to go from this brutal ass fight to a peaceful ass place....A transformer... fishing... Uh, do what now?Dano? Nano? Bano?Hot Rod.I like this Hot Rod character.The voice acting is so good right now. That kid is adorable. I always want to wear his clothes.Jesus man, the sound track.IS THAT A FUCKING HOVERBOARD!?..This is too much man. I'm getting all sorts of feels and we aren't even ten minutes in yet.He just caught the kid... That's a Shia and Bee moment.It's so beautiful...LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN!Who the hell are you?Haha. Hot Rod said fuck yo' barriers.Ugh. Sorry. Language. I'll try to clean it up. This is so much right now man.Hot Rod's accuracy is on point too. What a champion.Another battle scene already?Daniel. I think that's the kids name. I'm having trouble focusing man. This is so awesome.Blitzwing!? YOU LOOK AMAZING!I don't know who the skinny Hound is but I love him.Dude... Get fucking wrecked.Freaking. Freaking wrecked.Starscream! Kill Starscream! DO IT PLEASE!!Oh my god. This sound track!!!Perceptor! <3Ultra Magnus? Holy shit. Those dudes look awesome.Stringer? RC?OH! ARCEE!That dudes high on acid! Blurr! He's my hero now.Arcee has a much different voice actor.NEVER LEAVE A BOT BEHIND YOU SCRUB!This is so brutal man. So much more action in 13 minutes than two seasons worth.YES! CRUSH HIM!NO! LMFAO! HE SHOT HIMSELF! LOLOLOLOL!Rule #1 - Shoot everything!Insecticons about to have a meal.Hot Rod looks so freakin' amazing. His vehicle form is the rawest.Dude. When did their aim get so on point?BLASTER!!! <3Blaster is reminding me of Han Solo in the turret of the falcon right now.He looked like he was having fun blasting on those fools.Don't you do it. Don't you fucking touch Blaster and Perceptor!RANDALLLLLLLLL!!!!! <3Don't you do it. Don't you freakin' hurt them.KILL THEM PERCEPTOR! KILL THEM ALL!Blaster, you're literally my hero right now.WHAT THE FUCK!? BLASTER HAS CASSETTES!?!?!!!Dude. Oh my god. My heart is racing right now.Blurr, I love you.No... No...Hold on. Time out. Gotta' rewind...... You can't do this to me, Marvel. Fuck you, fuck everything you stand for.I still don't know the green ones name.Little Daniel's helping out like a champion.Microseconds make a come back!!!This music is unbeatable.DEVASTATOR!Kill. Die. They keep saying all of this stuff you'd never hear in the show.NUT UP AND KILL SOME DAMN CONS!RIP THEIR FREAKIN' MOTHER BOARD OUT!DINOBOTS! YES!Let's fucking go baby. Whoop that devastating ass!Kill him! Kill the Devastator!Slow-mo Optimus Transformation. That trailer though. <3Oh, you boys done fucked up now.I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!HELL YEAH!Whoop that ass, Prime!Kill them all!This is what the hell I'm talking about. This is what I've been waiting for.Get it, son. Megatron and Optimus going in for the god damn kill!When did Tron get a lightsaber?OH GET UPPERCUTTED FOOL!This dude just said he's gonna' rip his eyes out.DO IT!EXECUTE HIM!YES! YESSSS!WIPE HIM OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!NO MERCY! DON'T DO IT!Get him Hot Rod, tear that ass up.NOO! STOP IT! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! STOP IT!No. This isn't it. No. Stop. STOP.You just got knocked the fuck out, son.Chop his head off!Starscream's cold blooded, fool.You've got to respect Soundwave man. You've got too. I don't care who you are. He and Randal are as loyal as they come.Dude. That's so much to take in right now. My head actually hurts from the excitement.... dude.I'm tearing the fuck up.God damn you, Peter Cullin.Not like this man, come the fuck on. You survived so much shit...God damn it. I'm crying. Son of a bitch. I'm crying. I'm a grown ass man crying over a fucking cartoon.We ain't even thirty minutes in, dude... So much death.Hot Rod? Oh snap.... I hate this.You guys hear that? My heart just snapped in fucking two.My dude grayed out in death.I feel ya' kid, I freaking feel ya.Unicron. Is he upset over primes death or something?Dude... They're so cold blooded. They just threw them out into space...Someone should have kicked Starscreams ass out when they had the chance.I vote for Soundwave. Randal as VP.Astrotrain is big enough to hold Devastator?This is some weird god like stuff right now.I love Megatron's defiance even in the face of a god.He cowers at the last second as always.Woah.Megatron's eyes look creepy on the inside.Gavaltron. He looks awesome.He's bringing back all of those cons?Scorge?Cyclonus.Alright. That new cons are amazing looking.Oh... Leonard. I miss you.Hahaha. He kept just pulling it away.You've got to be kidding me. These fools actually allowed Scream to become leader.How could you tell that was Megatron?Yes. YES!YESSS!OH MY GOD! YES! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!!!DOES THIS MEAN SEASON 3 HAS NO STARSCREAM!? LIFE IS GOOD! THANK YOU GOD!Now this is a con leader I can stand behind.Jazz. Cliffjumper... C'mon man.He's going to eat them...Let them make it out man. You've got to leave someone to me, come on.Don't do this to me...*sigh*God dang it man. Why are they all dying!?Wait - where is Mirage and Tracks? If they aren't in this movie I'm going to be one sad guy.Who am I kidding. This movies already made me one sad guy.They won't kill Bee and Spike. There's no way.So is Unicron just like a giant insecticon or something?0.0He just said shit. "Ah, shit! What are we gonna' do now!?" I know that blew some preteen minds back in the day.Gavaltron's defiance is amazing.Did Spike and Bee get sucked in? There's no way.Another battle scene already? I'm OK with this.Arcee got over Prime pretty fast to be flirting with Hot Rod already.Blurr is seriously the greatest.Grimlocks shooting fire from his mouth. I don't remember him doing that before. I thought it was lasers. I guess Bay didn't make that up.Haha. "Grimlock, get your noodle out of my face!"Grimlock is adorable right now.Did he just call him Cup?Petro Rabbits.Let me get this straight. The Autobots are abandoning earth while the new cons are there?They're even used the lightsaber sound effect in this movie.The Autobots can be pretty cold blooded too leaving Arcee behind like that.Nevermind, they got her.They didn't give chase to the Autobots?Oh, they lost them.What the hell is this guys name? I keep hearing Cup.Ikkyak? Wait... Wait a minute - Ikky, is that where you got your name?Hot Rod uses a sword and shield and that is awesome.Alright. Break time. I've been so consumed I didn't realize how badly I have to pee right now... back in a flash! (even though I didn't have to type this line because you guys would have never known I went to the bathroom but hey, I'm an honest guy...)annnd we're back.The training bot calls time out after sucker punching Hot Rod.Cyclonus has a really cool needle nose.He's going to take them down. He's putting in mad damage.Swoop is flying insideof the ship?At least they made it to Cybertron.You're not a very good leader Ultra Magnus. You can't just ignore falling soldiers.Direct hit.Gavaltron's right hand man even has facial hair... I love it. You guys that hated on S. Prime can suck it.Just noticed my first animation error. Something was going on on Perceptors head.Giant mechanical fish.Piranha transformers. Beast Wars foreshadowing.Dude, Hot Rod is awesome.CUP!They're driving under water and stuff.A giant squid transformer...That just got head shot.That saw blade is so cool. It's like what Ratchet has in the Bay films.... May he rest in peace in both universes.Cup lost his leg. That's bad news.His arm too.Why does Cup have bubbles coming out of his face but Hot Rod doesn't?Did I mention the band in this movie is fantastic? Cause if I didn't, this band is fantastic.Daniel - you're adorable.Spike's Exo Suit... Uh, wasn't he in that when he got sucked into Unicron?Wait. That's his kid version.This is so adorable and the music fits so well. It's so happy.Dude can't even stand up and now he's cutting front flips.There aren't very many Autobots left now...Where is Warpath by the way? How do you NOT use Warpath in a massive battle like the beginning?Hey look at that more robot facial hair.Why does it keep cutting like a commercial break? It was in theaters for god sakes.I like this Cup guy. His alt mode is meh but he's like... the current Hound.Bah wheat grah bon bitty bah.GungansEnergon bubble gum.They're more like Murlocks actually.Who's that guy? His alt definitely isn't from Earth.That is a massive face.Xenomorph Transformer.Sharkicons? So this is a con ruled planet?I thought they said he was innocent?So that wasn't Cybertron in the beginning.Gamorreans.They kill those that are innocent. This is so brutal man.Imagine if these were humans instead of robots and they tried to show them getting eaten by Sharks.Salami and Bologna?That is one tiny Autobot.His voice is so odd. This is some Wonderland dude....He uses a laser slingshot.Why are there only four Dinobots? Did one die and I didn't catch it?I know Nano's voice (forgot his real name).Daniel. That's it.This feels like a legitimate war movie.That dudes a dang helicopter!? That's awesome.So we have Human transformers then?That's adorable.Also, don't be calling my kid a germ you jerk.More light saber sound effects.TILL ALL ARE ONE!He's trying to use the Matrix and it just isn't working.Damn it! (I love the cursing. Adds much more emotion.)This feels like a legitimate war movie.His screams of agony are so rough.DUDE!? WHAT!?HE WAS ONLY THE LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS FOR LIKE FOURTY MINUTES!?To be fair though. He wasn't very good at it.Wait. Hot Rod. Rod. Rodimus. Rodimus Prime. I think I know what's going to happen.Those Sharkticons have flails for tails!THAT'S THE POWER OF THE CYCLONE BABY!Can diggin' Krakens?Cup is beating them with their own flail. That's so cool.HOT ROD JUST BUSTED ALL OF THAT FOOLS DEATH IN! THAT'S GANGSTER AS FUCK!Haha. The dinobots are squashing the Xenomorph!Ok seriously. Where's the long neck Dinobot? Did he die earlier in the conflict with Megatron?Yes, you are a king.Ground pound!Oh shit. The sharkticons follow the strongest they're just like the dinobots.Wheelie? THAT'S WHEELIE!? Woah. Bay that's another you severely misrepresented.Blurr just became Eeyore.I got a feeling these guys are actually Autobots.This song sounds like Men at Work and I love it. (Strikers singing, not Hays)You check in! But you don't check out!This green helicopter Autobot is awesome man.Dudddeeee that's a bad ass battle axe.Is this band singing "You've gotta' be stupid?"You just got knocked out by a kid! Get'em Nano!I have no idea what the Australian Samurai is saying.Why even ask then?I need to remember that greeting to use on strangers.I don't know why or how this just became a dance party but I'm down with it.Grimlock just got kissed by another dude. Rad.I'm pretty sure Samurai just said roofies.They learned to speak the same way the Bots in 07 did!So Ultra Magnus isn't dead then? He gets exploded and is alright... Prime takes some shots and gets taken out?I seriously can't understand half of these dudes.I heard sexy. Yes, I am - thank you Mr. Samurai.I'm pretty sure the Autobots just recruited Hells Angels into their faction.Don't try to turn the tables if you can't even open the dang thing ya' big dummy.No way this giant dude is actually transforming. This is so cool.This is probably the most detailed Transformation in the history of the show.Dude you're beautiful.His mouth isn't even moving while he speaks. He has freaking wings.Speaking of giant guys where the hell is big Autobot rocket ship man whos name I can't remember right now.Alpha Trion?No... That's the dude that upgrade Prime right? Ugh. I can't remember his name.The cons are running away. Big surprise. I think we're going to see another uneasy alliance between the cons and bots to bring down Uni.They're shooting him in the mouth!Gaval turns into a way cooler gun than Mega.Dude's eating him like a mint.Ouch. Nano's about to find out Daddy didn't make it.Satisfaction, guaranteed!The Thu'um is strong with Unicron.They just busted that fools eye out!They're going to tear this guy apart from the inside out! Let's go baby!Wait. If they're alive inside of Unicron maybe Bee and Spike made it!Gaval wants to help the Autobots... He's thinking with sense and the Unicron, despite having his eye busted out, corrupts him more.This bass though <3DINOBOTS SMASH!Get his ass Grim!There's the long neck! I guess they are all alrightGrimlock, I love you. You better not die on me man. I've lost too much as this point.NANO! PICK THAT FOOL UP!There's water inside of Unicron?Well I guess when you're eating planets you ight get an ocean or two.This is trippy and I have no idea which way is up right now.Dudddeeeeee... what the fuck.SPIKE!RULE #1 NANO! BLAST THAT SHIT!Spike you sound amazing man.BEE!JAZZ!Hell yeah! Let's go boys! Nano is the god damn man!Hot Rod just knocked your ass out son.I love that Gavaltrons accuracy suddeny becomes awful again when it's a character that's clearly going to live.NO! HELLS ANGELS! GET OUT SAMURAI!Nooooo....Take it. Get the Matrix. Kill them all!Haha what an odd choice of music.RODIMUS PRIME!OPTIMUS!I'm tearing up again. Good tears. This is so exciting man.Tear him apart Rodimus!By the way I've been pronouncing that as road-uh-mus prime. Never knew it was rod...You messed with the wrong one fool.Let's go baby! That's a god damn leader! LET'S GO BOYS! RODIMUS MOTHER FUCKING PRIME!Tear him apart from the inside!LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!THIS SOUNDTRACK THOUGH!!!!CLIFFJUMPER!! <3Spinger! That's his dang name!HELL YEAH RODIMUS!OH MY FUCKING GOD! AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!This is the shit I'm here for son!I knew you couldn't die on me Jazz!Yeah, look at your cyclops bitch ass now Unicron!OH SHIT! YOU LOST YOUR HEAD FOOL!BOOM!TILL ALL ARE ONE!My heart is beating out of my chest right now. That is amazing.Oh shit. Here come the jams again!TRANSFOOOORRMMMMMMEEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS!Dude. This is it. This is the fucking one. Starscream actually fucking died! I'm in love with this!THIS IS THE FIRST THING FROM G1 TO GIVE ME EMOTIONS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE BAYFORMER FILMS! I'm so hype right now man. This was amazing.Mad props to Vince DiCola, that dude knows how to make a rockin' soundtrack.I'm so fucking pumped beyond belief right now! This was so god damn good! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE OVER!?!?!Weird Al Yankovic SANG DARE TO BE STUPID!?!?!?!?!!!!Guys, guys... guys. I'm in love with this.I can't remember the name of who mailed me this movie but you are without a doubt my hero man. This is so cool - this is Transformers. I can't believe it's taken me so long to watch this. It's the most fun I've had in years with a film or hell almost anything!I'm still so hype just watching these credits right now man. That was so good. The animation, the coloring - THE ACTION! THAT'S MY SHIT! THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE! THAT IS WHAT I'M HERE FOR!Phew. Jesus, I'm almost embarressed to read anything I wrote for this. I know I had to act a fool the whole time but it was just... so fun. I'm glad I didn't do a video blog for this... You guys would have seen me cry -TWICE-!I really hope the theme song for Season 3 is as rad as this one.Ok. Shit. That's it. Fuck. Why does it have to be over? I'm back at the menu now and I'm finally starting to breath regularly again.Man literally the only complain I have - THE ONLY COMPLAINT - is that a few of the bots didn't make it in. I really would have liked to see Mirage (obviously), Hippie, Seaspray and OMEGE SUPREME THAT'S HIS DAMN NAME!With that said, please tell me I get to see them in Season 3... I really hope so man if that's it for them I'm going to cry... again.The new cast is absolutely amazing. I love all of them. I -really- love all of them. I don't have a complaint about any of the new bots. Cons? Gaval is awesome. His minions? Eh, not enough screentime or personality to really care.OK. Shit. I can keep going on like this for the next hour. I've got to wrap this up. Some of you have been waiting a long time for me to post that (how cool is that?) so let's see... is there anything else important... Oh. Yes.Have a fantastic weekend everyone and I'll see you Monday for SEASON 3 OF THE TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!​