The Vile Vial

This unassuming glass vial has the magical attribute that allows it to make any posionous slosh that is chambered within it even more potent. Any posion stored in this vial for at least 1 hour bypasses any resistances and immunities related to poison damage and the poisoned status effect when used.

This includes undead and constructs.

...and Green Dragons...

...and Monks...

...and Devils...

...and Angels.

You know what? Fuck it. Dieties too. If a diety even touched the poison in this vial it would have to make a constitution save like anything else. In fact, any poison that this vial alters get's a +5 to it's constitution saving throw.

Why? Fuck you that's why. Do you know how hard it is to poison anything in Dnd? Outside the fact that theres like, 4 spells that use poison as it's main damage type, you also have to deal with the fact that 2/3rds of the entries in the monster manual are flatout immune.

Let that sink in... 2/3rds.95 creature out of 150 in the base game. That's 63% percent. Beause fuck me, right? That's more than twice of any other type of damage immunity in this whole game.

A wizard can click his heels, roll his eyes and stick a thumb up his ass thus igniting the fucking atmosphere in hellfire but the best I get is the equiviant of a harsh crop dusting.

Anyway, this vial can hold enough poison for a single use, because we don't want to be overpowered now do we?

Art by: Julia Moshac