Jayme Deerwester

USA TODAY

Poor Kim Jong-Un.

The North Korean dictator is becoming the Jan Brady of the international strongman set. It's like nobody even noticed his most recent missile test in the Sea of Japan.

And it's all Donald Trump's fault, or so CBS' Late Show With Stephen Colbert says, based on a very loose translation of Kim's remarks to his country's Supreme People's Assembly.

"The international media has accused me of doing this to test Trump's resolve," Kim said. "In truth, I did it because I'm mad at him. It is well known that the crazy dictator act is kinda my thing. The flying off the handle? Living off my father's wealth and fame? The ridiculous hair? That's pure Un!"