NHL star Dylan Larkin opens up about the struggles of having a round, plump, muscular butt

Having the perfect butt isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Detroit Red Wings Center Dylan Larkin.

“My name is Dylan Larkin and I have hockey butt,” the 23-year-old athlete says in an new online advertisement for State & Liberty, a men’s clothing company.

“Hockey butt” is when a person has a slim waist and ankles but a plump booty, enormous quads, and muscular thighs, making finding pants that fit a real challenge.

“I can’t really find an off-the-rack pant to fit me,” Larkin laments. “Even when I get a pair of pants custom-made, I can’t move around and stretch in them. Every time I bend down, I feel like I’m going to bust through the seams.”

And that’s where State & Liberty comes in. The company specializes in men’s athletic fit dress pants designed for guys with huge butts, like Larkin.

With the NHL season starting up tomorrow, we wanted to bring in a specialist to help shed light on a topic a lot of people are not comfortable talking about – The Hockey Butt. pic.twitter.com/egGPXduu8N — State & Liberty (@StateAndLiberty) October 2, 2019

Not surprisingly, the response to the ad has been overwhelmingly positive…

You can’t just give the gays everything they want like this!! — WideBros (@widebros) October 4, 2019

Well, it worked. Here I am 👀 pic.twitter.com/w31hDY96lC — Maims Fluker 🔪🎃 (@JamesFluker) October 2, 2019

Please give your marketing team a raise. This is the kind of content I thoroughly approve of. — Daniel Explains it all (@daniluvsuall) October 2, 2019

Oh wow! That is a blessing from above!

🍑 🙏🏽 💜 pic.twitter.com/fCyIxDCbaP — 🌷🌟 IsntDaveOne 🌟🌷 (@IsntDaveOne) October 4, 2019

Well played, State & Liberty. Well played.

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