Rappers do a lot of things in their non-working lives that the public rarely gets to hear about. But Ninja of Die Antwoord's recent retelling of his time playing basketball with Kanye West and Drake has to be one of the best stories we've heard in a minute.

Ninja recently sat down with Viceland and discussed kicking it with Yeezy and the epic outdoor basketball game with team OVO that ensued.

The rocker started off talking about hanging with Kanye at his house, when the rap star asked if he wanted to go hoop next door at Drake's mansion. Ninja and Drake had a beef over a tasteless Instagram joke Ninja aimed at the 6 God on Instagram, so it made the encounter that much more awkward. After retelling what went down during the epic on-court battles, and daydreaming about tea-bagging Drake while dunking, Ninja and 'Ye went back to his house, where they watched anal porn and ate Kim Kardashian's delicious banana pudding with Travis Scott.

Drake's mansion as described in Ninja's story sounds hella lavish. But the rapper is having another compound built in his hometown of Toronto in the Bridle Path area. The 35,000 square-foot home sits on two acres of land and features a 914 square-foot master bedroom. Drizzy is reportedly putting $6.7 million into the new digs. We wonder if his pool is still bigger than Kanye's.

Check out Ninja's wild story below.