Watching AVENGERS: INFINITY WARS.



Within 120 seconds of the opening credits, it’s pissed all over THOR: RAGNAROK, making all the themes and sacrifices of that story irrelevant.



Why do I get the feeling this is gonna suck?

So Peter Parker is supposed to have a secret identity, right? Not anymore. A moron now knows that Parker is Spider-Man. FFS. The entire existence of Spider-Man, every series ever written, is now moot.

I’m twenty minutes in, and Bruce Banner is trying like hell to turn into the Hulk. (a) The last time we saw him it was hard for him NOT to turn into the Hulk, and (b) he was terrified that if he Hulked up one more time, Banner would cease to exist.



FFS.