Sarah Palin is back, baby! The irrelevant human embodiment of avarice has a new book coming out called A Happy Holidays IS a Merry Christmas. The “is” is capitalized—sorry, we mean, the “is” IS capitalized. Emphasis, y’all!

A description of the book, from the people knowingly and willingly exchanging actual United States currency for the privilege of publishing it:

Amidst the fragility of this politically correct era, it is imperative that we stand up for our beliefs before the element of faith in a glorious and traditional holiday like Christmas is marginalized and ignored. This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas.

If you take the “Christ” out of “Christmas,” you get “mas,” right? That. . . doesn’t seem so bad. Mass, as in, an event in which the faithful are free to worship and pray in whatever manner they so choose in various tax-exempt houses of God, Meanwhile, the non-faithful, not at mass, are not constantly subjected to religious iconography stemming from systems of belief to which they do not subscribe every time they simply, say, drop their children off at public school or perform civic actions in publicly funded government institutions.

The rebuttal, Ms. Palin? The half-term governor apparently “will share personal memories and traditions from her own Christmases.”

Stuff it—in your stocking!