What if your food said what it really means?

Designer and illustrator David Olenick is the artist behind a series of sassy food illustrations that get to the meat of how we really think and feel about food.

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From guilt over that half-eaten pint of ice cream to an unending devotion to our morning cups of coffee, Olenick's art hilariously taps into all of our food-related anxieties. His work strikes the perfect balance between embracing and mocking our deeply held embarrassments about what we eat.

See more of Olenick's illustrations on Facebook or at his Society6 and Threadless shops.

Warning: NSFW language.