A well-known polygamous member of parliament (name withheld) from Nyanza Region has been turned into a laughing stock in Kisumu city. This is after a prostitute allegedly abandoned him in bed at a lodging after his weapon of mass procreation failed to raise to the occasion.

The seemingly impatient hooker, only identified as Caren, told her colleagues that she served the MP the forbidden fruit but he just could eat it, even after a tantalising foreplay that took close to half an hour.

That the mheshimiwa could not ‘stand on his three legs’, even after a rigorous warm up and fiddling with his sausage and two eggs, angered the prostitute. Fearing she might waste her precious time and lose out on other clients, the time-barred woman of easy virtue had no option but to leave the legislator in the lodging high and dry.

Mark you this was after she had collected her payment and another sum of money, all amounting to Sh20,000, to buy her silence over the embarrassing incident.

The hooker, however, spilled the beans when she gossiped about the honourable man’s inability to function at the junction, leaving her colleagues in stitches. She said she didn’t even know he was an MP, seeing as he was one of these little known first timers.

One of the hooker’s colleagues gave this writer a blow-by-blow account of how it all began. The legislator, relatively well-known for his randy nature, had drunk himself silly and was talking carelessly to members of his entourage, openly declaring how ‘thirsty’ he was that night.

He even chided some younger members of his inner circle, telling them that their lack of experience is what drives women away from them to older folks like him.

Act of rod

A member of his inner circle, believed to be his pimp, hooked him up with one of the hookers who ply their trade at a night spot where they were drinking. The two later linked up at a lodging in an adjacent building where the act of rod was to take place.

The whole arrangement, however, took a dramatic twist when muheshimiwa’s member jammed, forcing his partner in crime to leave unceremoniously. It’s not know whether the MP suffers from erectile dysfunction.

Nyanza region and oddities of this nature are not strange bedfellows. This particular one comes against the backdrop of yet another scandalous incident in which a man allegedly killed a prostitute in Karungu, a sleepy market centre tucked away somewhere in Migori County after she, get this, failed to satisfy him between the sheets.

The allegedly sex-starved man, it was said, picked the woman from a night club and booked into a nearby lodging for a quick amorous congress.

Full-blown skirmish

Unfortunately, according to lodging attendants, the woman did not live up to his expectations. Her performance was below par, it was said.

The two got into a protracted argument that quickly spiralled into a full-blown skirmish. And in a fit of rage, the furious man pinned the hooker on the ground and strangled her. Dead. Yes, he dispatched her to the other world. Just like that!

Lodging attendants who were used to clients wailing in pleasure, arguing and quarrelling over payment ignored the alarm, dismissing it as one of the usual fights that characterised a typical night there.

One of them said she overheard the man loudly complain about having been short-changed, claiming that he had not gotten value for his money. The attendant didn’t know it would end tragically. The man left the woman’s lifeless body in the lodging, only to be found by attendants much later.