Me: (I grab a basin and turn the hose on. I wait for the water to come up to where I want it, then turn off the hose.) Rarity, are you ready for your bath?



Rarity: (grumbles to herself) Uhh! If only I hadn't slipped and fallen in that mud! I look horrible! It's going to take so long to get this all out!



Me: Well, do you wanna get clean or look like that for the rest of the day?



Rarity: (sigh) Coming!



(She steps into the basin, I get some water in a cup and begin pouring it over her. Then, I squirt some soap onto a sponge and begin scrubbing her back.) Me: How does this feel?



Rarity: Ahh! Absolutely divine, darling!



Me: Just wait till I do the shampoo. You'll be in comfort heaven!



Rarity: That sounds so divine!



(I continue with the rest of her body. Afterwards, I squirt shampoo onto her mane, and begin massaging it into her scalp.) How do you feel now?



Rarity: (cracks a smile and blushes) Fabulous! Absolutely fabulous!



(I continue massaging the shampoo. About 10 minutes later, I rinse her off and she steps out of the basin. I grab a towel and begin drying her) Me: Well Rarity, how was that for a bath?



Rarity: Thank you, darling! I feel glamorous again! So, the next time I get dirty, you can give me as long of a bath as you want.



(I hug her tightly.) Me: You're welcome, sweetness.