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Exec speaks on the state of blitz and answers all your questions

00:00 - 00:05 so the mut sub got all hyped about blitz

00:05 - 00:07 we didnt even tell them anything they just starting saving training for no reason

00:07 - 00:10 they complained and complained about time gated deals

00:11 - 00:16 they wanted great coin training deals.. so guess what we did?

00:17 - 00:21 we fucking took em all out!

00:21 - 00:24 Money packs only!

00:29 - 00:31 now they dont have a global limit

00:31 - 00:34 they have all the time in the world to give us more money

00:38 - 00:40 they thought it would be like the past years.

00:41 - 00:47 even though the past years were shit too!

00:47 - 00:50 always nostaglic about their first piece of shit mut!

00:50 - 00:56 we told them we would published all the deals at once

00:58 - 00:59 they fucking lapped it up! kissed our asses!

00:59 - 01:01 something we should have done years ago and so easy!

01:04 - 01:06 dude dude they were all so pissed

01:06 - 01:08 so then we put 10 minute deals in

01:13 - 01:14 like shitty deals to give us more money

01:14 - 01:16 we just put a random time on it totally pressures them into doing it.

01:16 - 01:20 so we were set to make alll this money from these idiots

01:21 - 01:27 like they were going to buy our shitty team diamonds and shit we had laying around

01:35 - 01:36 but we didnt even test the servers!

01:36 - 01:39 whole thing shut down and let them back in right after the ten minutes

01:41 - 01:44 but seriously seriously

01:44 - 01:47 they asked for us to stop the run, its imbalanced top priority and stuff

01:47 - 01:49 so not shitting you

01:50 - 01:53 the next week we release 4 broken RBS in to the game

01:54 - 01:56 just to fuck with them!

01:56 - 01:58 and they fucking bought them! they bought more broken rbs than the ones they had

01:58 - 02:02 and then we were like what could make this worse?

02:05 - 02:07 dude in the back joked give em xfactors immediately

02:10 - 02:11 we said fuck it and just threw it in there

02:11 - 02:13 and they all bought them, they broke the game

02:15 - 02:17 so to fix it we just release more broken cards

02:17 - 02:20 "defense" coming soon!

02:21 - 02:28 we even put Chris johnson as the master, just bend over!

02:29 - 02:30 they never stop coming back

02:30 - 02:32 they saved powers ups of lamar our broken player this year

02:36 - 02:39 we didnt say shit as they bought for 200k

02:40 - 02:42 then we put him in the set for free!

02:50 - 02:55 they also complained about house rules

02:56 - 02:58 they said they wanted less games and more rewards

02:58 - 03:04 we wrote that shit on a chalk board and fucking pissed on it. cause fuck em

03:04 - 03:09 dude we increased the number of games to win

03:09 - 03:11 and said to get a master you have to play House rules

03:16 - 03:20 one catch though you get like 25 bolts per win

03:23 - 03:26 thats like 1092 wins! and they are still trying to get him