When Kory Wakefield, a 300-pound high school football player in Leadington, MO., claimed that he had been abducted at gunpoint while on his way to school, police got busy putting together a composite sketch of the suspect. According to Wakefield's report, he was forced to drive his kidnapper around for four hours, until he crashed his truck and got the man out. Wakefield's girlfriend, upon receiving two text messages from Wakefield - first HLP, then HELP - contacted authorities. To help track down the suspect, who left no fingerprints in the teen's truck, police distributed the leering likeness above.