ef="http://www.gurlpages.com/other/steffie_rand/purity.html" target="newwindow">www.gurlpages.com/other/steffie_rand/purity.html -- Considering Tallahassee's proximity to Georgia, I figured this would be an apropos test. It could also be titled, "You Might Be A Redneck If...".

Luddites Purity Test -- www.luddites.com/purity.html -- What the hell is a Luddite, you might well be wondering. The long answer is at www.luddites.com/luddite-tale.html. The short answer is that a Luddite is a sort of technophobe. Since the site is run BY technophobes FOR technophobes then there is no guarantee that the test will actually work if and when you take it. But then again, where else can you answer that question that keeps you up a night like a loud barking dog -- are you a Luddite?

The Gamers' Purity Test -- www2.tower.org/purity/gamer.html -- This test determines how much gaming rules your life with such in-depth questions as "Have you ever been arrested in character?" "Cried when your character died?" and "Met Cthulhu?" If you have to ask who Cthulhu is, don't bother taking the test. If you have Cthulhu's pager number in your address book, just go seek help ... now.

The Bondage/Dominance Sadism/Masochism Purity Test -- www.lungfish.com/friday/bdsm_purity.html -- To begin with, this test assumes that you have had at least some introduction to the world of BDSM(see Web Fetish). This test really does run the gambit of what one could do in the world of BDSM. It can also be seen as checklist of things to do on your next first date, depending your kink level.

The Spark.com Purity Test -- www.thespark.com/ -- This one is more than a test of one's sexual purity. There are questions about whether or not one has cheated on one's taxes, stolen from a charity, used a racial slur or been in a fist fight. They also ask for the most outrageous thing you've ever done. It's a long test but at least you can see how your deviations compare with everyone else's and therefore can feel either better about yourself in either that prim and proper way or that damn-I-really-am-a-crazy-mofo kind of way. The Spark.com has a plethora of other tests, like a slut test, a sex test, and a wealth test if all of these tests I've given you thus far do not slack you appetite.

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