Unless your name is Kanye West or Pope Francis, Bayern Munich had a better 2013 than you did. The biggest club soccer team in Germany won every meaningful competition they entered last year, adding 5 trophies (the quintuple!) to the cabinet with spectacular style.

Bayern won the German league, the Bundesliga, by a record 25 points over the second place team, breaking Borussia Dortmund’s record for most points in a season (81, now 91) along the way. Perhaps more incredible, Bayern only allowed 18 goals in 34 Bundesliga games, outscoring opponents by 80 (another record). The Bavarians breezed through every competition and cup final. It was dominance almost to the point of boredom; Bayern Munich was simply too good for every other team in the world to compete. True to form, Bayern and new coach Pep Guardiola aren’t satisfied with conquering the world in 2014.

Imagine if the Miami Heat, the best basketball team in the world and two-time defending champions, were somehow able to sign away one of the best players from a rival team, and money was no object. If the Heat nabbed Russell Westbrook from the Thunder, solidified itself as an unstoppable juggernaut, and then went back and lured away Kevin Durant, it would absolutely break the NBA. The Heat would never, ever lose, and instead the only real drama would exist within daytime television conversations about whether or not they were the best team in NBA history. This is more or less exactly what Bayern Munich has done in the last 18 months or so.

Before facing rival Borussia Dortmund in the 2013 Champions League final, a showpiece for German soccer, Bayern tempted away 20-year-old wunderkind Mario Götze, Dortmund’s crown jewel and a product of the team’s youth academy who Franz Beckenbauer described as the “Lionel Messi of Germany.” Bayern’s team is so deep that Götze isn’t even a guaranteed starter, but Götze’s absence from Dortmund has been arguably as influential in the Bundesliga as his appearances for his new team.

It gets worse for fans of any other team. On Saturday, Bayern finalized a long-awaited deal with Dortmund’s Robert Lewandowski, the best striker in the Bundesliga, who will hang up his yellow jersey for a red one starting after this season concludes. His contract — which comes on a free transfer as Lewandowski’s contract expires this summer, meaning Dortmund gets no compensation for their player leaving — will keep the Polish international with Bayern for 5 years, and will bolster an attack that’s already outscored every team in Germany.

Bayern Munich has not lost in the Bundesliga this season, and they may not lose for a long, long time.

(Update: This article previously stated that Bayern broke their own record for points in a season. The record belonged to Borussia Dortmund.)