Hi, my name is searah and I am obsessed with sex toys that squish women’s bodies into crazy-ass shapes and this one here takes all the mother fucking cake.

First we have the classic boobs with vulva/vagina situation… ’cause you know, that is all that is important about women.

And this “Concubine Breast Doll” takes it a step further and adds the creepy-ness of a mouth and nose*.

But before you get too excited, it is even better because…

it has TEETH!!

YES TEETH.

Check out the maker’s instagram feed for the whole mess of “awesome” stuff they have.

If you want to put your dick into something that is less creepy, click here…

*But no eyes??!? Wouldn’t it be even better with eyes???