[10:28 PM] joeshmo101: Are we a. Male b. Futa c. female?

[10:28 PM] hermocrates: [What'd I miss?]

[10:29 PM] sunasmine: [not much\

[10:29 PM] beauhobbs: Male

[10:29 PM] embermark: I vote B.

[10:29 PM] joeshmo101: (I'm hijacking beauclop)

[10:29 PM] sunasmine: futa

[10:29 PM] beauhobbs: (because beauclop fails)

[10:29 PM] embermark: (Lies.)

[10:29 PM] hermocrates: C

[10:30 PM] beauhobbs: Ill go C

[10:30 PM] embermark: Bah.

[10:30 PM] hermocrates: [So Joe, you're running?]

[10:30 PM] sunasmine: alright female then

[10:30 PM] miss_logic: [what happening?]

[10:30 PM] miss_logic: whats]

[10:31 PM] joeshmo101: You wake up and you find that you have a vagina. Today is starting off good.

[10:31 PM] joeshmo101: Are we a. earth pony b. pegasus pony c. unicorn pony?

[10:31 PM] beauhobbs: a

[10:31 PM] embermark: Eh, A.

[10:31 PM] sunasmine: earth pony

[10:31 PM] equius_zahhak: c

[10:31 PM] hermocrates: [Is this colour taken yet? Wanna change for sake of CRPG]

[10:32 PM] hermocrates: A

[10:32 PM] beauhobbs: [Nope]

[10:32 PM] beauhobbs: [doing same]

[10:32 PM] hermocrates: [Score]

[10:32 PM] embermark: [lolhavingtochangecolor]

[10:33 PM] sunasmine: [iwoulda changed if things got too confusing]

[10:33 PM] hermocrates: [No worries Suna, I did it this time]

[10:33 PM] guest-257135 entered the room.

[10:33 PM] guest-257135 left the room.

[10:33 PM] joeshmo101: In your sleepy mind haze, you realize that it's still dark out. The alarm clock on your ni

[10:34 PM] joeshmo101: ght stand is stuck at 4:27

[10:34 PM] joeshmo101: You should probably get that fixed someday

[10:34 PM] joeshmo101: You suddenly remember why you woke up

[10:35 PM] joeshmo101: A thump sounded like it came from your kitchen. what do?

[10:35 PM] sunasmine: investigate kitchen?

[10:35 PM] hermocrates: ^

[10:35 PM] beauhobbs: Light a candle and proceed downstairs, candle on a tray in mouth.

[10:35 PM] embermark: Do we have anything nearby which could be used as a weapon?

[10:35 PM] hermocrates: Naively, not too worried

[10:36 PM] hermocrates: w/beau, actually

[10:36 PM] joeshmo101: there is a dumb alarm clck next to you, and you know that there is a lamp somewhere in the

[10:36 PM] joeshmo101: room that is good for hitting things

[10:37 PM] embermark: Can we hold the lamp?

[10:37 PM] sunasmine: light candle and investigate

[10:37 PM] joeshmo101: not easily - you won't be able to hold a candle at the same time

[10:37 PM] beauhobbs: [totaly wanna hit them with clock and be like "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!"]

[10:37 PM] miss_logic left the room.

[10:38 PM] joeshmo101: also stairs make things difficult for the lamp

[10:38 PM] embermark: Hmm...

[10:38 PM] embermark: Meh, just carry a light, then.

[10:38 PM] joeshmo101: You rummage around in your nightstand drawer for your emergency candle and earth pony matc

[10:38 PM] joeshmo101: hes

[10:39 PM] joeshmo101: you pull out something long and cylindrical, and put a match to it

[10:39 PM] joeshmo101: it is in fact your emergency candle

[10:40 PM] joeshmo101: you put it in the holder and make it to the top of the stairs without incident

[10:40 PM] joeshmo101: You hear a groaning inside the kitchen

[10:40 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[10:40 PM] beauhobbs: [phew didn't get the dildo draw, win!]

[10:40 PM] embermark: [Was going to inb4 dynamite.]

[10:41 PM] beauhobbs: mumble, Who's there.

[10:41 PM] sunasmine: [mistakenly melt dildo XD]

[10:41 PM] embermark: Listen to groaning do.

[10:41 PM] beauhobbs: w/ embark

[10:41 PM] beauhobbs: embermark*

[10:41 PM] hermocrates: ^

[10:41 PM] sunasmine: listen, then ask if somepony is there?

[10:41 PM] hermocrates: Put candle down, then ^

[10:41 PM] sunasmine: oh ight

[10:41 PM] hermocrates: =D

[10:41 PM] sunasmine: hold in hoof for a moment?

[10:42 PM] joeshmo101: you listen to the groaning for a bit, it sounds like a very lazy pony being told to get ou

[10:42 PM] joeshmo101: t of bed

[10:42 PM] joeshmo101: you place the candle on the floor, knowing full well what happened last time you tried to

[10:43 PM] joeshmo101: hold it in your hooves - the char can still be seen on the walls

[10:44 PM] joeshmo101: "Who's there?" you ask goffily, trying to sound intimidating

[10:44 PM] joeshmo101: the groaning stops

[10:44 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[10:44 PM] embermark: Doesn't make sense for somepony to be asleep down there, was probably a crash.

[10:44 PM] embermark: Investigate, see if whoever it was is hurt.

[10:44 PM] hermocrates: ^

[10:44 PM] sunasmine: w/ Ember

[10:44 PM] beauhobbs: Ask if somepony is hurt, if they groan, approach, if not, worry.

[10:45 PM] beauhobbs: surely if they groan they're not trying to hide?

[10:45 PM] beauhobbs: so higher chance of safety?

[10:45 PM] hermocrates: true. w/beau

[10:46 PM] embermark: Makes sense.

[10:46 PM] joeshmo101: You call down again "Is anypony hurt?" you ask tenderly

[10:47 PM] joeshmo101: as if in response, you hear some heavy coughing followed by ragged breathing

[10:47 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[10:47 PM] beauhobbs: rush down stairs to check on the pony.

[10:47 PM] embermark: ^

[10:48 PM] giggles: ^

[10:48 PM] sunasmine: get down there

[10:48 PM] hermocrates: Bring the candle, of course

[10:48 PM] beauhobbs: and fall down stairs? xD

[10:48 PM] embermark: ^

[10:48 PM] beauhobbs: [gah everyones ^'ing me D:]

[10:48 PM] hermocrates: Candle in mouth, how all?

[10:48 PM] hermocrates: *fall?

[10:48 PM] beauhobbs: [I feel like im doing something right]

[10:49 PM] joeshmo101: Candle or no candle?

[10:49 PM] beauhobbs: candle.

[10:49 PM] embermark: Candle.

[10:49 PM] hermocrates: Cadle

[10:49 PM] beauhobbs: cadle?

[10:49 PM] sunasmine: dandle

[10:49 PM] beauhobbs: xD

[10:49 PM] beauhobbs: dandle lol.

[10:49 PM] sunasmine: [i donlt like this keyboard]

[10:50 PM] beauhobbs: [apparently you donlt]

[10:50 PM] embermark: [I'm rather partial to this one.]

[10:50 PM] joeshmo101: You grab the candle in your mouth and make a move for the stairs. The bright light just

[10:51 PM] joeshmo101: in front of your eyes confuses your eyes, and you manage to trip all the way down the stai

[10:51 PM] joeshmo101: rs, the candle going out in the process

[10:51 PM] joeshmo101: you take one point of damage

[10:51 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[10:51 PM] hermocrates: [facehoof]

[10:51 PM] beauhobbs: [knew it xD two incapacitated ponies now xD]

[10:51 PM] equius_zahhak: we are so pro

[10:51 PM] joeshmo101: (HP: 9/10)

[10:52 PM] plotospex: [Joe I like your style]

[10:52 PM] beauhobbs: Eat health potion.

[10:52 PM] embermark: [Ooh, damage tracking.]

[10:52 PM] embermark: No, save that for later.

[10:52 PM] hermocrates: ^

[10:52 PM] sunasmine: shake our selves off and look around

[10:52 PM] beauhobbs: use health cheat.

[10:52 PM] embermark: Attempt to locate source of sound.

[10:52 PM] beauhobbs: attempt to find anouther match.

[10:52 PM] joeshmo101: health potions must be purchased at the apothecary

[10:52 PM] hermocrates: iddqd

[10:53 PM] beauhobbs: iddqd?

[10:53 PM] sunasmine: [its a doom cheat]

[10:53 PM] hermocrates: [Godmode]

[10:53 PM] beauhobbs: [ah]

[10:53 PM] hermocrates: Get up, brush self off, and investigate do

[10:53 PM] sunasmine: [idkfa was all the stuff right?]

[10:54 PM] beauhobbs: impulse 101

[10:54 PM] joeshmo101: investigate, try to light the candle again, or do something else?

[10:54 PM] sunasmine: investigate

[10:55 PM] beauhobbs: candle

[10:55 PM] giggles: light candle

[10:55 PM] sunasmine: do we have a spare match?

[10:55 PM] hermocrates: [Yeah, idkfa]

[10:55 PM] giggles: ^

[10:55 PM] joeshmo101: all of the emergency matches were left upstairs

[10:55 PM] hermocrates: Just investigate then

[10:56 PM] joeshmo101: but there should be some matches in the kitchen

[10:56 PM] beauhobbs: kitchen, where noise is, may as well just investagate.

[10:56 PM] embermark: Agreed.

[10:56 PM] guest-257534 entered the room.

[10:56 PM] beauhobbs: ponysex

[10:56 PM] beauhobbs: best 1st message eva.

[10:57 PM] guest-257534 changed nickname to sunasmine_2

[10:57 PM] embermark: Indeed.

[10:57 PM] sunasmine: [grrr]

[10:57 PM] giggles: investigate

[10:57 PM] embermark: Connection troubles?

[10:57 PM] sunasmine left the room.

[10:57 PM] equius_zahhak: banned: sunasmine (zahhak)

[10:57 PM] joeshmo101: investigate how?

[10:57 PM] hermocrates: [Ember, don't forget to bracket OOC]

[10:57 PM] sunasmine_2 changed nickname to sunasmine

[10:57 PM] sunasmine: [ty EZ]

[10:58 PM] embermark: [Oh, whoops.]

[10:58 PM] giggles: just walk in and look around.

[10:58 PM] sunasmine: walk over to noise?

[10:58 PM] hermocrates: ^

[10:58 PM] giggles: If matches are between us and noise grab a match

[10:58 PM] joeshmo101: You walk over to the kitchen, your eyes just starting to adjust to the sudden lack of ligh

[10:58 PM] joeshmo101: t

[10:58 PM] beauhobbs: get out mac 10, approach with magnifing glass.

[10:59 PM] joeshmo101: you can see the reflection of the moon in fragments on the floor

[11:00 PM] joeshmo101: a dark shape is among them, moving up and down in time with the ragged breathing

[11:01 PM] joeshmo101: As your eyes continue to adjust, you can make out a pair of wings on the shape

[11:01 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:01 PM] equius_zahhak: follow our animalistic instincts and hump it

[11:01 PM] guest-257639 entered the room.

[11:01 PM] beauhobbs: watch your step over the glass (assuming its glass the light is going off) and inspect...

[11:01 PM] sunasmine: slowly slink closer

[11:01 PM] beauhobbs: its vital signs.

[11:01 PM] guest-257639 changed nickname to epona666

[11:01 PM] beauhobbs: Im with Ez.

[11:02 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello eponapony)

[11:02 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, epona!]

[11:02 PM] epona666: hi

[11:02 PM] sunasmine: [heya eponapony]

[11:02 PM] equius_zahhak: [hey]

[11:02 PM] sunasmine: [/playes epona's song]

[11:02 PM] giggles: [hey epona]

[11:02 PM] joeshmo101: [heya eponie]

[11:02 PM] epona666: [just got done being raped in tf2]

[11:02 PM] embermark: [Howdy Eponapone.]

[11:02 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/iojW0.png

[11:02 PM] epona666: [despite how fun rape may seem, it's not]

[11:02 PM] hermocrates: [^<V ^<V]

[11:02 PM] giggles: Ask concernedly if he's ok.

[11:03 PM] epona666: lol equis

[11:03 PM] epona666: *rides up to hermocrates and purrs

[11:03 PM] cloppyhooves: (horses purr?)

[11:03 PM] embermark: [Epona x Hermocrates for new ship?]

[11:03 PM] epona666: this horsie does

[11:03 PM] beauhobbs: w/ Giggles.

[11:03 PM] equius_zahhak: #2 ship after Cloppy x Ploto?

[11:03 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, I'm down ♥]

[11:04 PM] joeshmo101: [but she isn't a filly...]

[11:04 PM] sunasmine: [hermo/ epona another one of my OTPs]

[11:04 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:04 PM] beauhobbs: w/ ez

[11:04 PM] equius_zahhak: lol

[11:04 PM] beauhobbs: I jest

[11:04 PM] sunasmine: get closer see if hurt

[11:04 PM] beauhobbs: ^

[11:04 PM] hermocrates: Ask if their OK

[11:05 PM] epona666: poke them with your dick

[11:05 PM] hermocrates: or rather, how hurt they are

[11:05 PM] joeshmo101: [we are female pony]

[11:05 PM] sunasmine: we don't hav a dick qq

[11:05 PM] beauhobbs: w/ epona

[11:05 PM] epona666: *casts lunas magic wand on everyone

[11:05 PM] beauhobbs: [grow one with sexchange command]

[11:05 PM] sunasmine: [lol]

[11:05 PM] embermark: [Is there a full story to that? I've only seen a couple pictures.]

[11:05 PM] beauhobbs: Lick the pony.

[11:06 PM] epona666: oh yea

[11:06 PM] sunasmine: [luna makes everyone a futa]

[11:06 PM] epona666: there's a SHITLOAD of stories on it

[11:06 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/gI4re.png

[11:06 PM] epona666: even one where the cmc get involved

[11:06 PM] joeshmo101: you cautiously approach the figure, expertly avoiding what you can now see is broken glass

[11:06 PM] hermocrates: [Omigosh, e_z]

[11:06 PM] embermark: [How do you find them?]

[11:06 PM] beauhobbs: <3

[11:06 PM] guest-257744 entered the room.

[11:06 PM] epona666: ...that one was my fav

[11:06 PM] sunasmine: [EZ thats fucking adorable]

[11:06 PM] beauhobbs: [Best image ever.]

[11:06 PM] guest-257744 changed nickname to shockhoof

[11:06 PM] epona666: I imagine clopsort

[11:06 PM] hermocrates: [Hey shockhoof]

[11:06 PM] embermark: [Howdy Shockpony.]

[11:06 PM] shockhoof: [Yay brackets!]

[11:06 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello shockhoofpony)

[11:06 PM] giggles: [yo shock]

[11:07 PM] equius_zahhak: [hey]

[11:07 PM] shockhoof: [I feel so loved :D so happy!]

[11:07 PM] hermocrates: [OK Joe, please continue]

[11:07 PM] equius_zahhak: [ http://i.imgur.com/JYlPu.jpg ]

[11:07 PM] beauhobbs: [(*.*}/][\(*.*)]

[11:07 PM] joeshmo101: You gently nose them, knowng that any movement could make them worse. You hear another moa

[11:08 PM] beauhobbs: [brohoof failed... but also kinda worked...

[11:08 PM] joeshmo101: n eminate from the obvious pegasus as she tries to stand

[11:09 PM] joeshmo101: her legs are very shaky and her mane is in her eyes. You can't see anything else

[11:09 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:09 PM] equius_zahhak: [I think Joe is going all PSA on us, don't drink and fly kids]

[11:09 PM] embermark: Inquire after her physical status.

[11:09 PM] sunasmine: steady her make sure she doesn't fall over

[11:09 PM] beauhobbs: go underneath the pony and help hold her up.

[11:09 PM] hermocrates: ^

[11:09 PM] giggles: ^

[11:09 PM] hermocrates: If she seems stable, get new match for candle

[11:09 PM] equius_zahhak: do we have ny way of lighting the kitchen?

[11:10 PM] beauhobbs: aye emergency candle at bottom of stairs and the matches in a draw somewhere.

[11:10 PM] joeshmo101: there are matches in a nearby drawer and there are real lights with a switch on the other

[11:10 PM] joeshmo101: side of the room

[11:10 PM] shockhoof: w/herm

[11:10 PM] hermocrates: Oh, hit the switch

[11:10 PM] equius_zahhak: ^

[11:11 PM] embermark: That works.

[11:11 PM] beauhobbs: Check stabled then @herm

[11:11 PM] joeshmo101: [lol stabled]

[11:11 PM] hermocrates: ^

[11:11 PM] sunasmine: yeah turn on lights XD

[11:12 PM] joeshmo101: you check on the pegasus, and smell a strong scent of alcoholin her breath

[11:13 PM] guest-257846 entered the room.

[11:13 PM] joeshmo101: as you begin to move over to the lightswitch, she loses her balance and falls into you

[11:14 PM] joeshmo101: luckily, becuase you are a stong earth pony, you manage to catch her before she hits the

[11:14 PM] joeshmo101: floor and the broken glass there again

[11:14 PM] guest-257846 changed nickname to ndyyeikara

[11:14 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:14 PM] shockhoof: Fiegn concern. "Oh are you alright?"

[11:14 PM] equius_zahhak: piledrive into glass

[11:14 PM] ndyyeikara: [ooh! a cloprpg!]

[11:14 PM] equius_zahhak: don't actually do that

[11:14 PM] embermark: [Have you been in one before?]

[11:14 PM] hermocrates: [Hey ndyyeikara]

[11:14 PM] beauhobbs: [to which she replys, I am jolly good.]

[11:14 PM] shockhoof: "Hey you'd better lay down."

[11:14 PM] equius_zahhak: [hey]

[11:14 PM] ndyyeikara: [nope]

[11:14 PM] ndyyeikara: [hi anywayb]

[11:15 PM] embermark: [Aww yeah, first CRPG.]

[11:15 PM] beauhobbs: Blush slightly then help her up.

[11:15 PM] hermocrates: LAy her in a relatively clean spot on the ground, tell her to not move, and hit the lights

[11:15 PM] beauhobbs: blush then @herm.

[11:15 PM] ndyyeikara: [^]

[11:15 PM] sunasmine: w/ hermo

[11:15 PM] embermark: Seems good.

[11:15 PM] joeshmo101: [please leave the CM's color as different from the rest, makes it more readable]

[11:16 PM] ndyyeikara: [sure]

[11:16 PM] shockhoof: [Lol, clopmaster]

[11:16 PM] ndyyeikara: [genius]

[11:16 PM] epona666 left the room.

[11:17 PM] joeshmo101: You help the mysterious pegasus over to a clear spot on the ground, and gently set her dow

[11:17 PM] joeshmo101: n on the floor

[11:17 PM] guest-257906 entered the room.

[11:17 PM] guest-257906 changed nickname to outtaspec

[11:17 PM] outtaspec: evening all.

[11:17 PM] joeshmo101: she winces in pain as her side hits the cold hardwood flooring, but she seems to be thankf

[11:18 PM] joeshmo101: ul

[11:18 PM] guest-257930 entered the room.

[11:18 PM] guest-257930 changed nickname to rozzak

[11:18 PM] hermocrates: [Hey outta, rozzak!]

[11:18 PM] equius_zahhak: [hey]

[11:18 PM] rozzak left the room.

[11:18 PM] embermark: [Howdy.]

[11:18 PM] beauhobbs: [your all dicks, Evening outtapone. (Least I say hi)]

[11:19 PM] joeshmo101: you hit the lights an turn around, and see her roll over onto her other side

[11:19 PM] joeshmo101: her bright yellow coat is stained with streaks of blood, and her mane is soaked with sweat

[11:19 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:20 PM] equius_zahhak: oh noes

[11:20 PM] embermark: Retrieve medical supplies do.

[11:20 PM] beauhobbs: faint.

[11:20 PM] sunasmine: [heya outa]

[11:20 PM] outtaspec: [mods, can we *PLEASE* change the title of the chat when a CRPG is going so I don't always

[11:20 PM] sunasmine: look for first aid kit

[11:20 PM] hermocrates: Do we have a better surface on this floor?]

[11:20 PM] outtaspec: ruin the narration?]

[11:20 PM] embermark: Do what we can to staunch the bleeding, then rush to the nearest medical facility.

[11:20 PM] outtaspec left the room.

[11:21 PM] beauhobbs: ^

[11:21 PM] guest-257975 entered the room.

[11:21 PM] guest-257975 changed nickname to outtaspec

[11:21 PM] sunasmine: what colour is said mane btw?

[11:21 PM] hermocrates: [Phew, I thought you'd left]

[11:21 PM] outtaspec: [stupid tinychat. I went to check my options and it takes you away from this page.]

[11:21 PM] beauhobbs: [dejavu]

[11:22 PM] ndyyeikara: [dammit]

[11:22 PM] ndyyeikara: [i burnt dinner :( ]

[11:22 PM] joeshmo101: The mysterious pegasus has a yellow and orange mane, that reminds you of flames

[11:22 PM] hermocrates: [OMIGOSH]

[11:22 PM] beauhobbs: [OMFG SPITFIRE WIN!]

[11:22 PM] sunasmine: [eeeeeeeeeeeee!]

[11:22 PM] ndyyeikara: [auuuuuwww lawwwrrrddddd]

[11:22 PM] beauhobbs: [Initiate rape sequence]

[11:22 PM] equius_zahhak: [twists all up in this bizznitch]

[11:22 PM] ndyyeikara: [^]

[11:22 PM] embermark: [no.apng]

[11:23 PM] beauhobbs: Begin to omgosh when you realise what pony it is.

[11:23 PM] hermocrates: Anyway, w/ember

[11:23 PM] beauhobbs: w/ ember

[11:23 PM] ndyyeikara: [pop a boner.]

[11:23 PM] joeshmo101: You know not of the specific Wonderbolts, as you are just a modest earth pony

[11:23 PM] hermocrates: [Female earth pony]

[11:23 PM] beauhobbs: [I have the greatest boner right now]

[11:24 PM] sunasmine: [we have no penis to boner]

[11:24 PM] ndyyeikara: [dammit]

[11:24 PM] sunasmine: but yeah first aid then take to medical faility

[11:24 PM] ndyyeikara: [get horny regardless]

[11:24 PM] beauhobbs: [I have the best vagina boner right now]

[11:24 PM] sunasmine: facility not faility

[11:24 PM] beauhobbs: faility lol.

[11:25 PM] beauhobbs: we dont wanna kill her.

[11:25 PM] outtaspec: [you just say "sploosh"]

[11:25 PM] beauhobbs: yet...

[11:25 PM] equius_zahhak: ok let's chill on the narration interruption

[11:25 PM] ndyyeikara: [then get the narration faster!]

[11:25 PM] joeshmo101: (not interrupting...)

[11:25 PM] outtaspec: is there narration now?

[11:25 PM] joeshmo101: consensus?

[11:25 PM] outtaspec: I didn't think so

[11:25 PM] beauhobbs: w/ ember

[11:25 PM] hermocrates: ^

[11:25 PM] giggles: ^

[11:25 PM] ndyyeikara: >

[11:25 PM] outtaspec: <

[11:25 PM] hermocrates: Do first aid, then medical facility

[11:25 PM] beauhobbs: VC

[11:26 PM] beauhobbs: [damn C!!!]

[11:26 PM] ndyyeikara: [^

[11:26 PM] ndyyeikara: ]

[11:26 PM] hermocrates: [Viet Cong?]

[11:26 PM] outtaspec: ♥

[11:26 PM] outtaspec: lol, that's what I thought too

[11:26 PM] beauhobbs: [@herm win]

[11:26 PM] outtaspec: []

[11:26 PM] ndyyeikara: [get to the choppa!]

[11:26 PM] beauhobbs: [*gets out his wallet*]

[11:26 PM] ndyyeikara: [ok, now this is rediculous.]

[11:26 PM] beauhobbs: [*removes 1 desu*]

[11:27 PM] beauhobbs: [*hands it to herm*]

[11:27 PM] ndyyeikara: [where the fuck is the goddamn narration?]

[11:27 PM] hermocrates: [♥_♥]

[11:27 PM] outtaspec: [right behind you]

[11:27 PM] ndyyeikara: [directed by m. night shyamalan]

[11:27 PM] joeshmo101: You find a clean towel and bring it over to the pony's side, ready to stop the bleeding, w

[11:27 PM] joeshmo101: hen you see the glint of glass in some of her wounds

[11:28 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:28 PM] beauhobbs: Scream.

[11:28 PM] ndyyeikara: go get tweezers, attempt to remove.

[11:28 PM] equius_zahhak: find pony first aid box thingy?

[11:28 PM] embermark: Don't touch it, get professional help NOW.

[11:28 PM] beauhobbs: push it in.

[11:28 PM] equius_zahhak: lol

[11:28 PM] ndyyeikara: [not lol]

[11:28 PM] joeshmo101: [^]

[11:28 PM] hermocrates: [^]

[11:28 PM] beauhobbs: [^]

[11:29 PM] outtaspec: [<]

[11:29 PM] ndyyeikara: [*upvotes!]

[11:29 PM] sunasmine: yeah get her on out back and get to nurse readheart

[11:29 PM] outtaspec: [leftvotes!]

[11:29 PM] hermocrates: ^

[11:29 PM] beauhobbs: w/ ember

[11:29 PM] giggles: w/ suna

[11:29 PM] ndyyeikara: ^

[11:29 PM] hermocrates: w/ember and suna

[11:29 PM] sunasmine: [i hate this keyboard with passion now]

[11:29 PM] ndyyeikara: w/suna and me

[11:29 PM] outtaspec: w/ froggy

[11:29 PM] ndyyeikara: [w/ no donut]

[11:29 PM] equius_zahhak: this story could potentially take a real dark turn now

[11:29 PM] beauhobbs: [w/ silence]

[11:29 PM] embermark: It could...

[11:29 PM] beauhobbs: *cross fingers*

[11:30 PM] hermocrates: [Alright, calm down guys. Let's not distract too much from the CRPG]

[11:30 PM] beauhobbs: Im in a sad enough mood as it is.

[11:30 PM] ndyyeikara: [^]

[11:30 PM] joeshmo101: She is at this point well and truly unconscious

[11:30 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:30 PM] beauhobbs: Wow, I was listening to this and just realized.

[11:30 PM] beauhobbs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ETxBHYBAU&NR=1&feature=endscreen

[11:30 PM] hermocrates: Do the emergency room

[11:30 PM] ndyyeikara: run and get help.

[11:30 PM] beauhobbs: we need to do that.

[11:31 PM] ndyyeikara: but first get sum antiseptic.

[11:31 PM] embermark: No.

[11:31 PM] embermark: Do. Not. Touch. The. Wounds.

[11:31 PM] beauhobbs: like I said, scream.

[11:31 PM] embermark: If there's something in them, we NEED a professional.

[11:31 PM] hermocrates: *TO the emerge, not do

[11:31 PM] outtaspec: you need to stop the bleeding

[11:31 PM] beauhobbs: Go to a nearby restaurant....

[11:31 PM] joeshmo101: leave her in your house or take her with you?

[11:31 PM] beauhobbs: Choke on some food.

[11:31 PM] outtaspec: patient will bleed out before you return

[11:31 PM] hermocrates: Take with us

[11:31 PM] beauhobbs: take with..

[11:32 PM] sunasmine: take with to nurse?

[11:32 PM] embermark: No, Outta. We don't touch her, at all. We can't risk lodging the shards in further.

[11:32 PM] embermark: Have you lot EVER taken a first aid class?

[11:32 PM] ndyyeikara: take in blanket.

[11:32 PM] beauhobbs: Ok, logically...

[11:32 PM] hermocrates: [No, actually]

[11:32 PM] joeshmo101: The shards are only in her side

[11:32 PM] beauhobbs: She would have been on her back and sides.

[11:32 PM] outtaspec: I've dressed wounds in combat, how about you?

[11:32 PM] beauhobbs: so carry from underneath.

[11:32 PM] ndyyeikara: plotospex: [TAKE IN BLANKET]

[11:33 PM] beauhobbs: Nuu blanket will push glass in.

[11:33 PM] embermark: Very much so.

[11:33 PM] embermark: We should NOT mover her.

[11:33 PM] embermark: *move

[11:33 PM] beauhobbs: ^

[11:33 PM] ndyyeikara: [take in telekinetic field]

[11:33 PM] sunasmine: we alredy moved her

[11:33 PM] hermocrates: [Earth pony]

[11:33 PM] embermark: [Can't, earthpony]

[11:33 PM] equius_zahhak: tie her up in basement

[11:33 PM] equius_zahhak: : P

[11:33 PM] embermark: We didn't know as much as we did now, Sunas.

[11:33 PM] ndyyeikara: [use aliens]

[11:33 PM] beauhobbs: ^

[11:34 PM] outtaspec: again, 1st duty is to stop the bleeding. send someone for help (if available))

[11:34 PM] beauhobbs: like I said, scream.

[11:34 PM] ndyyeikara: [not available]

[11:34 PM] beauhobbs: some pony will help if you scream.

[11:34 PM] outtaspec: then we better make it available

[11:34 PM] outtaspec: we have nothing to signal with?

[11:34 PM] ndyyeikara: [how close is pony neiighbor?]

[11:35 PM] outtaspec: a horn, flare, ...

[11:35 PM] ndyyeikara: [we do what beauhobbs said. Spitfire is DYING.]

[11:35 PM] embermark: Horn might be reasonable, but it may not be loud enough.

[11:35 PM] ndyyeikara: [^]

[11:35 PM] outtaspec: then make it louder, are we a unicorn?

[11:35 PM] embermark: No.

[11:36 PM] outtaspec: wait, were an earth pony, right?

[11:36 PM] ndyyeikara: [then HAVE to take her!]

[11:36 PM] giggles: [yes]

[11:36 PM] hermocrates: [Yes]

[11:36 PM] outtaspec: if no other options are available we have to risk moving her

[11:36 PM] beauhobbs: do not panic.

[11:36 PM] joeshmo101: The bleeding is not heavy, there is glass in the way

[11:36 PM] giggles: [How far is hospital?]

[11:36 PM] outtaspec: then find a cart

[11:36 PM] hermocrates: Run for help then

[11:37 PM] hermocrates: It's only Ponyville, it's not that big

[11:37 PM] guest-258365 entered the room.

[11:37 PM] beauhobbs: take into living room, lock in to avoid going back to glass get professional.

[11:37 PM] embermark: If she isn't bleeding that badly, run to the nearest medical facility.

[11:37 PM] guest-258365 changed nickname to rarity_times_two

[11:37 PM] hermocrates: [I assume ponyville]

[11:37 PM] joeshmo101: (who said anything about Ponyville?)

[11:37 PM] outtaspec: [ello RX2]

[11:37 PM] hermocrates: [Hey R×2]

[11:37 PM] sunasmine: sure, get nurse redheart and ome back wt hher

[11:37 PM] giggles: [hey rarityx2]

[11:37 PM] equius_zahhak: [hey]

[11:37 PM] embermark: [Howdy. Ponyville is assumed if no setting is specified.]

[11:37 PM] sunasmine: ]heya RX2]

[11:37 PM] joeshmo101: [heya Rarity]

[11:37 PM] hermocrates: How close is facility?

[11:37 PM] giggles: ^

[11:37 PM] beauhobbs: [hello rarity squared.]

[11:37 PM] outtaspec: if bleeding isn't bad then leave the injured pegasus and go for help

[11:38 PM] outtaspec: quickly

[11:38 PM] giggles: ^

[11:38 PM] ndyyeikara: [i agree.]

[11:38 PM] joeshmo101: It's a good 7 minutes at full speed

[11:38 PM] beauhobbs: ^

[11:38 PM] sunasmine: so are we in ponyville joe?

[11:38 PM] outtaspec: round trip?

[11:38 PM] beauhobbs: nuu

[11:38 PM] joeshmo101: We ARE in ponyville

[11:38 PM] rarity_times_two: [hello ponies]

[11:38 PM] ndyyeikara: [run like you're rainbow dash]

[11:39 PM] equius_zahhak: suck the glass out of her wounds, there is no way this could end badly

[11:39 PM] beauhobbs: scream "Party" get pinkie pie to get help.

[11:39 PM] outtaspec: has she been tested for hep C?

[11:39 PM] hermocrates: Alright, run to Nurse Redheart

[11:39 PM] beauhobbs: ^

[11:39 PM] ndyyeikara: ^

[11:39 PM] sunasmine: w/ hermo XD

[11:39 PM] giggles: ^

[11:39 PM] shockhoof: Carry pony to Nurse.

[11:39 PM] embermark: NO

[11:40 PM] ndyyeikara: SUYO

[11:40 PM] outtaspec: to dangerous

[11:40 PM] outtaspec: can make a small wound much larger

[11:40 PM] beauhobbs: [20 minutes this has taken...]

[11:40 PM] ndyyeikara: [lord hammercy]

[11:40 PM] joeshmo101: You head straight for the door, forgetting about the glass in your path, even as it digs

[11:40 PM] outtaspec: [be a jedi, you must]

[11:40 PM] joeshmo101: into the bottom of your hooves

[11:40 PM] ndyyeikara: [^]

[11:41 PM] shockhoof: [horse shoes much?]

[11:41 PM] beauhobbs: [shut it]

[11:41 PM] joeshmo101: You sprint full out, adrenaline numbing the pain in your beating hooves as you make a beel

[11:41 PM] joeshmo101: ine for the hospital

[11:41 PM] shockhoof: [what exactly put the glass everywhere?]

[11:42 PM] hermocrates: [Please don't interrupt the narration.]

[11:42 PM] ndyyeikara: [we fell]

[11:42 PM] joeshmo101: you run in, and immediately a nurse pony comes and pushes you off of your bleeding hooves

[11:42 PM] joeshmo101: you try to explain the situation, but words are hard to form

[11:42 PM] joeshmo101: However, she seems to get the idea and calls out to another nurse nearby

[11:43 PM] joeshmo101: Your vision is swimming in front of you and just before you black out you see three pegasi

[11:43 PM] joeshmo101: carrying medical supplies rush off towards your house

[11:44 PM] joeshmo101: everything goes black for a second. You try to forceyour eyes open and find yourself in a

[11:44 PM] joeshmo101: hospital bed

[11:44 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:45 PM] beauhobbs: [Once again the day has been saved by, *THE POWER PUFF PONIES!*]

[11:45 PM] equius_zahhak: arn't hooves too thick for glass to penetrate?

[11:45 PM] outtaspec: look around

[11:45 PM] embermark: Call for nurse do.

[11:45 PM] beauhobbs: ^

[11:45 PM] outtaspec: not the frog

[11:45 PM] hermocrates: Look around us

[11:45 PM] embermark: [Ponyhooves are often portrayed as being soft.]

[11:45 PM] hermocrates: Just look around you

[11:45 PM] outtaspec: ^

[11:45 PM] shockhoof: Push call nurse button.

[11:45 PM] ndyyeikara: [sleep, wait to be awoken]

[11:45 PM] beauhobbs: ^^

[11:45 PM] sunasmine: [we were runnig pretty hard EZ and also things can get stuck inhhoves]

[11:45 PM] outtaspec: stand up

[11:45 PM] outtaspec: take all

[11:45 PM] outtaspec: south

[11:45 PM] hermocrates: [What is it you should see? That's right: maths.]

[11:45 PM] guest-258539 entered the room.

[11:46 PM] sunasmine: look around get our bearings

[11:46 PM] guest-258539 changed nickname to alex

[11:46 PM] outtaspec: [hermo, I see what you're doing there...]

[11:46 PM] hermocrates: [Hey Alex]

[11:46 PM] outtaspec: [ello alex]

[11:46 PM] embermark: [Howdy Alexpone.]

[11:46 PM] giggles: [hi alex]

[11:46 PM] ndyyeikara: [hey alexpone]

[11:46 PM] alex: [hello!]

[11:46 PM] equius_zahhak: [stuck in hooves and cause bleeding are a fair bit apart but nvm]

[11:46 PM] beauhobbs: w/ her,

[11:46 PM] beauhobbs: herm*

[11:46 PM] ndyyeikara: [freddie's dead......]

[11:47 PM] outtaspec: [hermo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeraIbgXXIE]

[11:47 PM] embermark: [PFFFFFFFFFFT}

[11:47 PM] beauhobbs: grab hoof, breath in, aaaaaahhhh, breath in, ahhhhhh, breath in, ahhhhhhh, breath in, aahh

[11:47 PM] ndyyeikara: [NONONONO]

[11:47 PM] shockhoof: w/herm

[11:48 PM] ndyyeikara: ^

[11:48 PM] hermocrates: [Imhotep is invisible]

[11:48 PM] beauhobbs: w/ herm or ember

[11:48 PM] joeshmo101: [back, sorry. Did you reacha consensus yet?]

[11:48 PM] outtaspec: look

[11:48 PM] ndyyeikara: [nope]

[11:48 PM] hermocrates: Look around, ask for a nurse

[11:48 PM] outtaspec: ^

[11:48 PM] shockhoof: [Essentally just look around us.]

[11:48 PM] giggles: w/ hermo

[11:48 PM] shockhoof: w/herm

[11:48 PM] beauhobbs: w/ herm

[11:48 PM] outtaspec: look and say "nurse I'm ready for my sponge bath"

[11:49 PM] beauhobbs: im off to bed.

[11:49 PM] joeshmo101: You look around, and see a bunch of blue curtains. You call for a nurse, and after a minut

[11:49 PM] hermocrates: [OK, g'night beau]

[11:49 PM] hermocrates: [Sweet pony dreams]

[11:49 PM] giggles: [night]

[11:49 PM] beauhobbs left the room.

[11:49 PM] ndyyeikara: [gunit aven beaupone]

[11:49 PM] outtaspec: [please don't intruppt the narration]

[11:49 PM] outtaspec: [heh]

[11:49 PM] joeshmo101: e the one that first took care of you shows up and asks what happened

[11:49 PM] joeshmo101: what say?

[11:50 PM] outtaspec: what happened?

[11:50 PM] ndyyeikara: is she okay?

[11:50 PM] hermocrates: Say what happened

[11:50 PM] hermocrates: ^

[11:50 PM] outtaspec: ^

[11:50 PM] sunasmine: first ask if she's okay

[11:50 PM] sunasmine: then tell story?

[11:50 PM] outtaspec: what happened to that pegasus. you know, the cute one?

[11:50 PM] shockhoof: "Is the other pony ok?"

[11:50 PM] hermocrates: I like "Is she OK?"

[11:50 PM] embermark: ^

[11:51 PM] ndyyeikara: [that's what i said!]

[11:51 PM] outtaspec: "what is the fastest land animal?"

[11:51 PM] hermocrates: [Yeah, I was agreeing, ndyy]

[11:51 PM] joeshmo101: "Is she OK?" you askthe pretty nurse pony

[11:51 PM] ndyyeikara: [excellent]

[11:52 PM] joeshmo101: "She'll be fine," she responds. "How are you doing?"

[11:52 PM] joeshmo101: "We'll get to what happened last night in a minute."

[11:52 PM] joeshmo101: What do?

[11:52 PM] shockhoof: "It hurts, but I think I'll be alright."

[11:53 PM] hermocrates: ^

[11:53 PM] outtaspec: "I'll never play the piano"

[11:53 PM] ndyyeikara: "my foot hurts. can i have some sort of painkiller?"

[11:53 PM] sunasmine: w/ shock

[11:53 PM] cloppyhooves: (foot?)

[11:53 PM] ndyyeikara: [fuck it] w/shock

[11:53 PM] outtaspec: "can I get medical marijuana for this injury?"

[11:54 PM] shockhoof: [Lol]

[11:54 PM] hermocrates: [=D]

[11:54 PM] joeshmo101: "It hurts, but I think I'll be alright."

[11:54 PM] joeshmo101: "Well, that's to be expected," she says somehow sweetly

[11:55 PM] joeshmo101: "Can I get you anything?"

[11:55 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:55 PM] sunasmine: maybe a snack?

[11:55 PM] outtaspec: maybe some munchies?

[11:55 PM] hermocrates: Water, maybe something toeat

[11:55 PM] hermocrates: *to eat

[11:56 PM] shockhoof: [How do we appear to be? Are we in casts or anything?]

[11:56 PM] outtaspec: dry oatmeal

[11:57 PM] joeshmo101: your hooves are covered in perfectly dressed bandages

[11:57 PM] outtaspec: all 4?

[11:57 PM] embermark: Presumably.

[11:57 PM] shockhoof: Ok, w/herm

[11:57 PM] joeshmo101: www.eeyup.com

[11:58 PM] hermocrates: [How much pain are we in?]

[11:58 PM] joeshmo101: "Water, maybe something to eat. I'm a bit hungry..." you tell the nice nurse pony

[11:59 PM] joeshmo101: "Any special requests?" she responds, smiling at you innocently

[11:59 PM] joeshmo101: what do?

[11:59 PM] embermark: Daisy sandwich do.

[11:59 PM] sunasmine: if she's awake I'd like to talk to that pony too

[11:59 PM] hermocrates: ^

[11:59 PM] joeshmo101: the pain is about that of a rug burn and lemon juice - bareable, but not at all pleasant

[12:00 AM] hermocrates: [Very well, no painkillers will be needed.]

[12:00 AM] shockhoof: Both ember and suna :)

[12:00 AM] hermocrates: ^

[12:00 AM] outtaspec: ^

[12:00 AM] giggles: ^

[12:01 AM] joeshmo101: "A daisy sandwich sounds really good right now... also, I'd like to talk to that other

[12:01 AM] joeshmo101: pony too."

[12:02 AM] joeshmo101: "Unfortunately, she's in another room. Maybe once you can stand we can go walk over to her

[12:02 AM] cloppyhooves changed nickname to cloppyhooves_brbwhoo

[12:02 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:02 AM] ndyyeikara: [fuck. it's goddamn skyrim time.]

[12:02 AM] outtaspec changed nickname to shower_time_yay

[12:02 AM] ndyyeikara: ask for a shot to ease pain and go see her.

[12:03 AM] joeshmo101: (just FYI, I'm using a d20 system for this, and you rolled a 1 for going to the hospital)

[12:03 AM] sunasmine: eat sammich first

[12:03 AM] hermocrates: [Heheh]

[12:03 AM] ndyyeikara changed nickname to ndy_loves_skyrim

[12:04 AM] shockhoof: [kinder than I would have been good sir :)]

[12:04 AM] rarity_times_two left the room.

[12:04 AM] hermocrates: "How long do you think until I can stand?"

[12:04 AM] hermocrates: And then if it's a long time, ask for a wheelchair do

[12:05 AM] shockhoof: Ask for something to take the edge off, once it arives, take it, and tough it out like a

[12:05 AM] joeshmo101: You eat the sandwich once she gets it for you. It tastses like generic boring hospital foo

[12:05 AM] shockhoof: bawse.

[12:05 AM] joeshmo101: d. "How about something to take the edge out?" you ask with a wince

[12:06 AM] joeshmo101: "I think I can rustle something up." She leaves and returns with a little cup with a red

[12:06 AM] joeshmo101: pill in it.

[12:06 AM] joeshmo101: "I need to watch you take it, though."

[12:06 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:07 AM] hermocrates: Take it

[12:07 AM] sunasmine: take pill

[12:07 AM] embermark: Take pill do.

[12:07 AM] joeshmo101: You put the pill in your mouth and take a swig of water

[12:08 AM] joeshmo101: You feel the pain melt away, but you also become very drousy

[12:08 AM] joeshmo101: waht do?

[12:08 AM] embermark: Ask what it was.

[12:08 AM] sunasmine: sk to see other pony?

[12:08 AM] shockhoof: "Thanks for being such a help. Would you mind telling me her room number?" Get on hoves.

[12:08 AM] hermocrates: ^

[12:08 AM] sunasmine: [pain killers are drowsy yo]

[12:08 AM] giggles: [She's gonna rape us.]

[12:09 AM] giggles: w/ shock

[12:10 AM] joeshmo101: "Thanks for being such a help. Would you mind telling me her room number?"

[12:11 AM] joeshmo101: You start to get out of the bed, only to find the nurse glaring at you and moving toward

[12:12 AM] joeshmo101: your bed. "You really should rest for now." she says sternly. "Doctor's orders."

[12:12 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:12 AM] hermocrates: Try to apper like we're fine, and not too drousy

[12:13 AM] hermocrates: [Probably fail miserably at it]

[12:13 AM] shockhoof: "I'm fine, and its just a shot walk. I'll be back in bed before you know it." Act ok.

[12:13 AM] sunasmine: get on hooves but collapse anyways, then say "fine, you win"

[12:14 AM] hermocrates: w/shock if we can stand, w/sunas otherwise

[12:15 AM] giggles: ^

[12:16 AM] joeshmo101: You try to slide out of bed, and manage to get on your hooves. The pain screams through yo

[12:17 AM] joeshmo101: ur head and you reflexively fall onto your side, anything to get off of your hooves

[12:18 AM] joeshmo101: The nurse helps you back into bed. "It's okay," she says. "Just take your time next time"

[12:18 AM] joeshmo101: "We DO know what will get you better faster, and walking isn't on that list yet"

[12:19 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:19 AM] hermocrates: Ask for a wheelchair

[12:19 AM] guest-259064 entered the room.

[12:19 AM] shockhoof: ^

[12:19 AM] sunasmine: "what CAN get me better faster?"

[12:19 AM] hermocrates: ^

[12:20 AM] guest-259064 changed nickname to iwantyou

[12:20 AM] embermark: [Howdy Wantpone.]

[12:21 AM] giggles: [hello want]

[12:21 AM] joeshmo101: "Get better... faster..." you manage to say before passing out again from pain and meds

[12:21 AM] iwantyou left the room.

[12:21 AM] hermocrates: [Oh :(]

[12:22 AM] hermocrates: [We need to take Greater Fortitude]

[12:22 AM] joeshmo101: You wake up to find the nurse standing at your bedside, nudging you gently

[12:23 AM] joeshmo101: "Oh! You finally woke up. Just in time, too. You have a visitor. Can she come in?"

[12:23 AM] joeshmo101: What do?

[12:23 AM] sunasmine: nod

[12:23 AM] hermocrates: ^

[12:24 AM] shockhoof: ^

[12:25 AM] joeshmo101: You nod at the nurse. She looks over her shoulder and says"You can come in now"

[12:26 AM] joeshmo101: The mysterious mare with the yellow coat and firey mane walks through the door, her sides

[12:26 AM] joeshmo101: heavily bandaged.

[12:26 AM] joeshmo101: "I think I'll leave you two alone." says the nurse as she backs out of the door.

[12:26 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:27 AM] hermocrates: [Sorry, going to make warm milk. BRB]

[12:27 AM] equius_zahhak: sy hi, ask how she's doing

[12:27 AM] equius_zahhak: ask 'er name

[12:27 AM] sunasmine: "you look a bit better"

[12:29 AM] joeshmo101: "Hey." you manage to say. "You're looking a bit better..."

[12:29 AM] joeshmo101: You see a tear roll down her cheek. "Yeah... I guess..."

[12:29 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:30 AM] embermark: Ask why sad do.

[12:30 AM] sunasmine: "you alright?"

[12:31 AM] shockhoof: suna, then "How long till you can fly?"

[12:31 AM] joeshmo101: "Why are you..." is all you manage to say before she totally breaks down. She runs over to

[12:32 AM] joeshmo101: your bed and begins nuzlling your neck and crying. Between sobs you manage to catch some

[12:32 AM] joeshmo101: words

[12:33 AM] joeshmo101: "Sorry... drinking... bar... through... hooves... thanks... sorry... bills..."

[12:33 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:33 AM] shower_time_yay changed nickname to outtaspec

[12:33 AM] sunasmine: hug her and try to calm her down

[12:33 AM] hermocrates: "Hey, hey, calm down. It's all right."

[12:33 AM] embermark: [WB]

[12:33 AM] hermocrates: [WB yo]

[12:33 AM] joeshmo101: [^]

[12:34 AM] outtaspec: [tanks you guys!]

[12:34 AM] hermocrates: [Yes, we know you were in the military. Tanks are pretty cool though]

[12:34 AM] outtaspec: [oh you!]

[12:35 AM] outtaspec: also, w/hermo

[12:35 AM] hermocrates: [http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/Oh%20you.png]

[12:35 AM] joeshmo101: [aliens! http://tinyurl.com/dxu5kw4]

[12:35 AM] outtaspec: [exactly]

[12:36 AM] hermocrates: [403 Forbidden]

[12:36 AM] outtaspec: forbidden!

[12:36 AM] outtaspec: *IT IS FORBIDDEN!*

[12:36 AM] sunasmine: [the aliens fobade us]

[12:36 AM] shockhoof: w/herm

[12:36 AM] joeshmo101: [http://tinyurl.com/c2g854p]

[12:36 AM] outtaspec: server not found

[12:36 AM] joeshmo101: [not worth it]

[12:37 AM] outtaspec: I want to believe.

[12:37 AM] hermocrates: [Hey outta, don't forget your OOC hat]

[12:37 AM] hermocrates: [Also, warm milk is best milk]

[12:37 AM] embermark: [This isn't TF2, Hermo.]

[12:37 AM] hermocrates: [http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/Oh%20you.png]

[12:37 AM] outtaspec: [my litle what now?]

[12:38 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:38 AM] hermocrates: "Hey, hey, calm down. It's all right."

[12:38 AM] hermocrates: And huggu~ do

[12:38 AM] outtaspec: "hey, calm down, post a link to that alien pic again"

[12:38 AM] shockhoof: w/herm

[12:39 AM] sunasmine: w/ hero

[12:39 AM] hermocrates: [Hug gleefully stolen from sunasine]

[12:39 AM] sunasmine: [fuck you keyboard]

[12:40 AM] joeshmo101: "Hey, hey, calm down. It's all right now." as yu reach around her neck for a hug

[12:41 AM] joeshmo101: she smiles as you give her a hug, but the tears don't stop. "I'm just so soryy... about

[12:41 AM] joeshmo101: everything that happened last night."

[12:42 AM] joeshmo101: she nuzzles into you, taking comfort in your embrace

[12:42 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:42 AM] embermark: Comfort more do.

[12:42 AM] shockhoof: "I'm just glad we're both ok." Look at her side and our hooves "all things considered."

[12:42 AM] sunasmine: ask her why she was drinking so much

[12:43 AM] hermocrates: w/ember and shock

[12:43 AM] outtaspec: w/shock

[12:43 AM] outtaspec: and ember

[12:43 AM] outtaspec: w/Shockber

[12:43 AM] embermark: Makes sense.

[12:44 AM] shockhoof: [By your powers combined WE ARE EMSHOCKBER!]

[12:44 AM] joeshmo101: "I'm just glad we're both okay." you tell her. "All things considered as you look at your

[12:44 AM] joeshmo101: bandages

[12:45 AM] joeshmo101: She looks up at you, her eyes starting to water

[12:46 AM] joeshmo101: "No, don't start-" as your cut off by the mysterious pegasus stealing a kiss away from you

[12:46 AM] joeshmo101: *you're

[12:46 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:46 AM] embermark: Be surprised do.

[12:47 AM] outtaspec: ^ but smile

[12:47 AM] sunasmine: be surprised but acept kssu~

[12:47 AM] hermocrates: ^

[12:48 AM] joeshmo101: You start, and then relax as you accept her kiss. But as you do, she pulls away and starts

[12:49 AM] joeshmo101: tearing again through shut eyes. "Oh my gosh, I don't know what came over me... just...

[12:49 AM] equius_zahhak: interrupt with kissu

[12:49 AM] joeshmo101: your eyes..."

[12:49 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:50 AM] sunasmine: say nothing and kissu?

[12:50 AM] giggles: ^

[12:50 AM] hermocrates: Put hood on her arm ,reassuringly. "It was nice. . . . but I don't even know your name."

[12:50 AM] shockhoof: w/ ez/suna

[12:50 AM] outtaspec: "bat lashes and say what hermo said

[12:51 AM] hermocrates: Actually, w/sunas_zahhak. Mine can wait

[12:54 AM] hermocrates: [My chat didn't die, did it?]

[12:54 AM] embermark: [Nope.]

[12:54 AM] joeshmo101: You dart back in for another kiss, and Spitfire seems startled, but accepts your insistanc

[12:54 AM] joeshmo101: e

[12:54 AM] joeshmo101: After what seems like forever, she breaks the kiss and goes over to the door

[12:55 AM] joeshmo101: "How about a little privacy?"

[12:55 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[12:55 AM] giggles: privacy do

[12:55 AM] hermocrates: Approve, and ask her name

[12:55 AM] embermark: Be okay with this.

[12:55 AM] sunasmine: w/ Hermo

[12:55 AM] giggles: ^

[12:55 AM] shockhoof: hermo

[12:55 AM] joeshmo101: [holy crap, I forgot something]

[12:56 AM] embermark: [Oh?]

[12:56 AM] shockhoof: [Retcon it]

[12:56 AM] hermocrates: [^]

[12:56 AM] joeshmo101: We are Keybearer, the Locksmith pony

[12:57 AM] hermocrates: [So close to being from the Matrix]

[12:58 AM] embermark: [Well, THAT'S important.]

[12:58 AM] joeshmo101: [any suggestions for coat, mane, etc.?]

[12:58 AM] joeshmo101: [yeah, lol]

[12:58 AM] joeshmo101: [it's on the character sheet, too]

[12:58 AM] embermark: [Mane has to be blue, smooth, and semishort.]

[12:58 AM] embermark: [There's a character sheet?]

[12:59 AM] sunasmine: [do we own a keyblade? .... i'm sorry XD]

[12:59 AM] shockhoof: [why is this important? lol.]

[12:59 AM] joeshmo101: [paper only]

[12:59 AM] embermark: [Pffft. Well, THAT'S helpful.]

[12:59 AM] joeshmo101: [this is important becuase I intend to make this into an campaign CRPG]

[12:59 AM] shockhoof: [k]

[12:59 AM] joeshmo101: *a

[12:59 AM] embermark: [Whoo! Now we'll have three, I think.]

[12:59 AM] hermocrates: [Sweetness]

[1:00 AM] sunasmine: [tea, zephyr, sunny and not key

[1:00 AM] sunasmine: [*now key

[1:00 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:00 AM] hermocrates: Approve, and ask her name

[1:00 AM] sunasmine: w/ hermo

[1:01 AM] joeshmo101: "That might be a good idea," you agree masterfully. "By the way, what's your name?"

[1:02 AM] joeshmo101: "Let's leave that for later," she says as she tries to saunter over to your bed sexily

[1:03 AM] joeshmo101: you can see the attempt, although her bandages are making it herd for her to move.

[1:03 AM] joeshmo101: *hard

[1:03 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:04 AM] hermocrates: Smile sexily back at her

[1:04 AM] sunasmine: cute giggle and smile

[1:04 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:04 AM] shockhoof: Whistle provocatively and nod in approval. "Looking good."

[1:05 AM] joeshmo101: You giggle cutefully at her, and smile as she gives into a trot back over to you

[1:06 AM] joeshmo101: "Now where were we?" she asks

[1:06 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:06 AM] hermocrates: Pull her face up to ours, begin makeouts

[1:06 AM] shockhoof: "Somewhere around... here." Lean in and kiss her again.

[1:07 AM] sunasmine: careful wrap hoovs around her neck and resume kiss?

[1:07 AM] giggles: w/ suna

[1:07 AM] hermocrates: ^ sure

[1:08 AM] embermark: Sounds gooooood!

[1:08 AM] joeshmo101: You carefully wrap your hooves around this mysterious mare and resume your kiss, blissful

[1:09 AM] joeshmo101: and delicious

[1:09 AM] joeshmo101: You can feel a tongue begin to give the slightest pressure against your lips, and you part

[1:10 AM] joeshmo101: them just enough to let it slip through. you find your tongue moving in kind, pushing past

[1:11 AM] joeshmo101: her sweet, warm lips, each tongue rolling over the other, not in a fight for dominance but

[1:11 AM] joeshmo101: in a lustful dance of the mouth.

[1:11 AM] joeshmo101: eventually, worldly needs force the two of you to part for breath

[1:12 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:12 AM] sunasmine: are we under a blanket?

[1:12 AM] embermark: If we can manage it without hurting anyone, hug do.

[1:13 AM] joeshmo101: Your lower half is under sheets and a blanket

[1:13 AM] joeshmo101: also, we are already hugging her

[1:13 AM] embermark: Bring Strangerpone under blanket too.

[1:13 AM] sunasmine: hug and pull bak sheets a little hinting for her to join us?

[1:13 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:14 AM] sunasmine: rather keep huggu~ and with one hoof pull back blanket

[1:14 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:14 AM] embermark: Yep.

[1:15 AM] joeshmo101: you slide one hoof from around the golden fire pony and pull back you sheets just enough

[1:16 AM] joeshmo101: to give the idea, but not so much that the warmth within is lost to the air

[1:16 AM] joeshmo101: The pegasus gets the idea and slides under the covers next to you, and resumes the kiss

[1:17 AM] joeshmo101: you can feel a little bit of moistness near your legs, but whose it is you can't tell

[1:17 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:17 AM] embermark: How are her wings?

[1:18 AM] hermocrates: Run a hoof through her mane, then down her body avoiding the bandaged areas

[1:18 AM] sunasmine: start to feel down her back, and to her wings

[1:18 AM] sunasmine: also don't touch bandages

[1:18 AM] hermocrates: IF they're fine, definitely run along wings

[1:18 AM] joeshmo101: her wings are bound in the cast, but you could see them against the fabric

[1:18 AM] embermark: Hermo's most recent message.

[1:19 AM] sunasmine: if wings are bound then don't touch

[1:19 AM] embermark: That might just be to protect her sides. Can we tell?

[1:20 AM] embermark: [Dammit, injuries make ponysex so hard!]

[1:20 AM] sunasmine: [hehe]

[1:20 AM] hermocrates: Maybe a tentative touch to wings, if she reacts badly then stop touching

[1:20 AM] embermark: ^

[1:20 AM] joeshmo101: there was little to no blood on her wings the night before

[1:20 AM] sunasmine: tenative touch then

[1:20 AM] embermark: So they're probably fine. That's good to know.

[1:20 AM] sunasmine: super careful

[1:21 AM] hermocrates: [Wing boner in cast must be agonizing]

[1:21 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:21 AM] hermocrates: Run hoof down her back, avoiding bandaged areas but grazing her wings

[1:21 AM] giggles: [Time for bed for me]

[1:21 AM] joeshmo101: [nite giggleponie]

[1:21 AM] hermocrates: [Good night giggles. Sweet pony dreams!]

[1:22 AM] embermark: [Good morning, then, Gigglepone.]

[1:22 AM] sunasmine: [night]

[1:22 AM] giggles: [night everypony

[1:22 AM] equius_zahhak: [see ya]

[1:22 AM] giggles left the room.

[1:24 AM] joeshmo101: You runn a hoof down her head, brushing back her mane and trailing along her spine down to

[1:24 AM] joeshmo101: her sensitive wings. You can tell they're straining agains the bandages. You gently run

[1:25 AM] joeshmo101: your hoof along one of them, to which she replies aith a moan a a bit of a buck. "Please"

[1:26 AM] joeshmo101: she moans sexily. "Please stop. These bandages are bad enough." her big orange eyes look

[1:26 AM] joeshmo101: at up pleadingly

[1:26 AM] joeshmo101: *you

[1:26 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:27 AM] embermark: Stop do. Stop do FAST.

[1:27 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:27 AM] sunasmine: apologize too

[1:27 AM] guest-260030 entered the room.

[1:27 AM] guest-260033 entered the room.

[1:27 AM] joeshmo101: Just stop?

[1:27 AM] hermocrates: Return hoof to her mane

[1:28 AM] guest-260033 changed nickname to umok

[1:28 AM] hermocrates: [Hello umok]

[1:28 AM] embermark: [Howdy Umokpone.]

[1:28 AM] embermark: So... stop, apologize, stroke mane?

[1:28 AM] joeshmo101: You pull your hoof off of her bound wings, and run it through her mane, continuing your

[1:28 AM] joeshmo101: lustful tongue dance

[1:29 AM] joeshmo101: she begins to kiss down your neck

[1:29 AM] joeshmo101: what do

[1:29 AM] sunasmine: were her flanks bandaged?

[1:29 AM] embermark: If we can reach, kissu otherponyneck. Do whatever she does, unless it would hit a bandaged

[1:29 AM] embermark: area.

[1:29 AM] shockhoof: Rub her flank (assuming its uninjurred,) and bite own lip, giving a sigh of excitement.

[1:30 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:31 AM] joeshmo101: Yoiu reach down and begin to rub her flank as you bite you lip. The mare continues to kiss

[1:32 AM] joeshmo101: every inch of your length down towards your now noticably wet honeypot

[1:32 AM] umok left the room.

[1:33 AM] joeshmo101: your hoof grazes over her cutie mark, and she lets out a short whinny of approval

[1:33 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:33 AM] sunasmine: rub her mark gently?

[1:33 AM] embermark: Rub cutie mark do.

[1:33 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:35 AM] joeshmo101: You continue to rub her flank, paying almost all of your attention to her erogenous cutie

[1:36 AM] joeshmo101: mark. The fire pony continues her kissing down your body, and stops just inches above your

[1:37 AM] alex left the room.

[1:37 AM] joeshmo101: sweet, wet candyvag

[1:37 AM] joeshmo101: As she moves down, though, you can no longer reach her flank

[1:38 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:38 AM] embermark: Is there any way we could contort ourselves such that we could reach down there? If so, do

[1:38 AM] hermocrates: "Oh Celestia, what are you waiting for?"

[1:38 AM] sunasmine: sit up more to reach her flank?

[1:38 AM] hermocrates: Then place hooves on her mane

[1:38 AM] embermark: this. If not, use rear leg to try and rub her candyvag, assuming it isn't injured.

[1:39 AM] joeshmo101: all of your hooves were injured

[1:39 AM] embermark: I mean if she isn't injured.

[1:39 AM] ndy_loves_skyrim changed nickname to ndyyeikara

[1:39 AM] embermark: There. We aren't all that bad off.

[1:39 AM] hermocrates: [WB]

[1:40 AM] ndyyeikara: [skyrim be beast]

[1:40 AM] joeshmo101: [hey, wb]

[1:40 AM] ndyyeikara: [at any rate, it seems i missed the buildup.]

[1:40 AM] ndyyeikara: [GODDAMMIT]

[1:40 AM] embermark: [WB. Yes, you did.]

[1:41 AM] hermocrates: [http://youtu.be/xCUwQIn3GrU]

[1:41 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:41 AM] ndyyeikara: [well, fuck.]

[1:42 AM] ndyyeikara: LICK HER VAGINA UNTIL IT BLEEDS

[1:42 AM] sunasmine: sit up to continue rubbu is not thrn use hind leg to run her candy vag

[1:42 AM] embermark: Not what Yei said.

[1:42 AM] ndyyeikara: [dammit]

[1:42 AM] joeshmo101: her vagina is out of reach

[1:42 AM] ndyyeikara: make out tenderly.

[1:42 AM] embermark: Not of our hind legs, is it?

[1:43 AM] sunasmine: stroke mane then?

[1:43 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:43 AM] ndyyeikara: ^

[1:43 AM] embermark: Manestroke seems like about all we can do. : |

[1:43 AM] sunasmine: her head is on our crotch sooo....

[1:43 AM] hermocrates: [We'll get a chance to do more later]

[1:43 AM] sunasmine: *in

[1:43 AM] ndyyeikara: ^

[1:44 AM] joeshmo101: You run a hoof through her mane, gentle yet insisting. She ignores the hint, and instead

[1:44 AM] guest-260030 left the room.

[1:45 AM] joeshmo101: runs her tongue along the outside of your vagina, stoping for a moment to analyze the

[1:45 AM] joeshmo101: new taste.

[1:46 AM] guest-260354 entered the room.

[1:46 AM] guest-260354 changed nickname to snafubar

[1:46 AM] guest-260360 entered the room.

[1:46 AM] hermocrates: [Hello, snafubar]

[1:46 AM] snafubar: 'Sup people?

[1:46 AM] guest-260360 changed nickname to sammiepie

[1:47 AM] hermocrates: [Cloppin]

[1:47 AM] embermark: [Howdy Snafupone and Sammiepone.]

[1:47 AM] hermocrates: [Hey sammie]

[1:47 AM] snafubar: Should've known.

[1:47 AM] joeshmo101: She runs her tongue straight down your now gushing vag, and returns to make circles around

[1:47 AM] joeshmo101: your pony clit

[1:47 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:47 AM] snafubar: Oh, I seem to have interrupted something.

[1:47 AM] sammiepie: [hiya everypony]

[1:47 AM] joeshmo101: [also heya snafu and sammieponie]

[1:47 AM] hermocrates: Moan do

[1:47 AM] embermark: Moan do.

[1:47 AM] sammiepie: [summary pm'd?

[1:47 AM] sammiepie: ]

[1:47 AM] snafubar: [I'll just watch]

[1:47 AM] sunasmine: lean back a little and moan

[1:47 AM] shockhoof: Shudder and moan lightly, trying to keep nurse from hearing.

[1:48 AM] sammiepie: w/suna

[1:48 AM] sunasmine: screw that be load

[1:48 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:48 AM] embermark: [Nah, play along, Snafu! Why wouldn't you?]

[1:48 AM] snafubar: [No idea of the context]

[1:48 AM] sunasmine: *loud

[1:48 AM] joeshmo101: You push into her a little and open your lips to let out a sexy moan

[1:49 AM] ndyyeikara: [fuck ass. i can't leave this damn chat for a second.]

[1:49 AM] joeshmo101: And just as you do she dives in to nibble on your sweet love button, causing you to scream

[1:50 AM] joeshmo101: out in pleasure. It seems as though no pony heard you, because the firey mare continues to

[1:50 AM] joeshmo101: lap at your vag, sticking her tongue in as far as it will go while rubbing your clit with

[1:51 AM] joeshmo101: her chin. you are getting close to full orgasm. what do?

[1:51 AM] embermark: Close eyes, try to slow breathing.

[1:51 AM] sammiepie: continue do

[1:52 AM] sunasmine: gently push her into you a bit more?

[1:52 AM] shockhoof: w/em

[1:52 AM] hermocrates: All the things

[1:52 AM] ndyyeikara: scream like the heavens as you climax.

[1:52 AM] sammiepie: all

[1:52 AM] ndyyeikara: ^

[1:53 AM] embermark: W/Yei's idea.

[1:53 AM] sammiepie: [why doesn't anypony finish all the things in classic clopchat fashion anymore?]

[1:54 AM] embermark: [What's that?]

[1:54 AM] ndyyeikara: [because fuck]

[1:54 AM] joeshmo101: You squeeze your eyes shut and try to slow your breathing, but the pleasure coming from

[1:54 AM] guest-260504 entered the room.

[1:54 AM] joeshmo101: the marvelous tongue between your legs is making it extremely difficult

[1:54 AM] guest-260504 changed nickname to supertrekkie4

[1:54 AM] supertrekkie4: [I'm back for the night]

[1:54 AM] hermocrates: [Hey Trekkie]

[1:55 AM] ndyyeikara: [heytrekpone]

[1:55 AM] sammiepie: [hiya supertrekkie]

[1:55 AM] supertrekkie4: [♥ u friends]

[1:55 AM] joeshmo101: You find your body disobeying your mind, and insticntively bucking up to recieve more of

[1:55 AM] joeshmo101: the mysterious fire pegasi's tongue

[1:56 AM] joeshmo101: You can feel your climax coming, like a glorious, unstoppable force

[1:57 AM] joeshmo101: you give into the pleasure at the last moment, and let out a fantastic shriek, your hips

[1:57 AM] joeshmo101: bucking uncontrolably into the mare below you, who seems intent on not letting a single

[1:57 AM] joeshmo101: drop of your sweet juices hit the bed

[1:58 AM] joeshmo101: as the orgasm subsides, you feel a hoof where the mouth used to be as the mysterious pony

[1:58 AM] joeshmo101: crawls back up to kiss you

[1:59 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[1:59 AM] outtaspec: [ello st4]

[1:59 AM] joeshmo101: [also heya ST4]

[1:59 AM] embermark: Kissu and try to rub her candyvag do. [Howdy ST4.]

[1:59 AM] hermocrates: ^

[1:59 AM] sunasmine: w/ ember

[1:59 AM] outtaspec: [ello other ponies who came in while I was away]

[2:00 AM] sammiepie: w/ember

[2:00 AM] joeshmo101: You kissu her and reach down to start pleasuring her, when she blocks your hoof

[2:01 AM] joeshmo101: "That was a tank you, for saving my life. You don't have to do anything else."

[2:01 AM] joeshmo101: *thank

[2:01 AM] shockhoof: "And if I want to?"

[2:02 AM] embermark: Interrupt do! "I don't care if I have to. I want to."

[2:02 AM] hermocrates: "Who says I'm doing this because I have to?"

[2:02 AM] joeshmo101: "Tomorrow, we can work on me apology for your window and your hooves. But I'm a little too

[2:02 AM] joeshmo101: tired to continue right now."

[2:02 AM] joeshmo101: what do?

[2:02 AM] supertrekkie4: stab ourselves

[2:02 AM] outtaspec: not intrupt the narration

[2:02 AM] joeshmo101: *my

[2:02 AM] joeshmo101: w/ outtaspec

[2:02 AM] hermocrates: >_<

[2:02 AM] sammiepie: cuddle do

[2:03 AM] outtaspec: ^

[2:03 AM] sammiepie: also w/ hermo

[2:03 AM] sunasmine: open mouth to say somthing but think better of it, and just have cuddles?

[2:03 AM] supertrekkie4: find nearest object and stab ourselves

[2:03 AM] hermocrates: w/suna

[2:04 AM] joeshmo101: You open up your mouth as if to say something, but seeing those orange eyes looking up

[2:05 AM] joeshmo101: at you make you rethink. Instead, you just nuzzle in close and whisper a "Thank you."

[2:06 AM] joeshmo101: You both fall asleep nestled in eachother's hooves, all pain from earlier erased with

[2:06 AM] joeshmo101: bliss.