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Energy To Perform Energy

If you don't have energy, how are you going to get the energy you need to get energy?

What're you doing?

"Just drinking my BSN N.O. Xplode Fruit Punch stuff before I work out."

Oh yeah? See, I could never get into those performance energy drinks.

"Why not? Because you don't like the taste? The ingredients don't sit with you? Too expensive?"

No, none of that.

"Then why?"

Well, it's just that before I have a performance energy drink, I don't have much energy and finding a vessel to shake my drink takes so much energy that I'd usually rather just take a nap.

"Seriously? Lucky you! This stuff COMES WITH A SHAKER."

Really!? Finally! FINALLY, someone has listened to me! Finally, there's a drink made for me! Finally, I can enjoy the sweet fruits of performance and energy drinks without the crippling disappointment that the only way I can enjoy that drink is the daunting task of finding a cup with a lid dedicated to shaking. You don't know what this means to me! It means so much. You deserve a hug. Here, let me give you a hug.

"There there. There there."

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