A Job Advertisement By Vatican

How Vatican’s job advertisements would look if the weight of their integrity and honesty were to exceed that of a grain of a mustard seed (i.e. the smallest of all seeds according to Unholy and Evil Bible)? From what one observes while studying the history of the Catholic Church, one would get the impression that their job advertisements looks like the following:

As the result of the great financial success since the crucifixion of that zombie Hebrew the Catholic Church( a for profit and peadophile friendly organisation that operates above the law and receives generous tax exemptions) is now looking for a senior clergyman.

The Ideal applicant must be the champion of the art of hypocrisy and have an established record in peadophilia, homophobia and anti-Semitism.

The applicants would be judged based on the following criteria:

• How good they are at making homophobic remarks and not getting caught with a male prostitute

• Their level of skill at scaring children with peaceful and loving doctrines of eternal damnation and suffering

• Their ability to rape choir boys and not getting caught (experience with deaf ones is highly regarded)

• Condemnation of greedy and god killing Jews while kissing the arse of Islamic fanatics, especially when these Islamic whackos are mad because of a cartoon

This role would especially suit ex-Nazis, maniacs, psychopaths and charlatans. There also would be discounted male prostitutes for the right applicant as the part of the remuneration package.