So this exchange is the awesome PACKAGING exchange and I don't think my Santa read it right. I think they thought it said AWESOME BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY AND GO ABOVE AND FRIGGIN BEYOND WITH EVERYTHING POSSIBLE exchange. How dare they ;)

Muahahahaaa, ok so this package took like an hour to open and document and I even had to stop for a pee break halfway through it lol. Hopefully my post does it even a smidgen of justice because holy bajoley, it deserves so much praise!

I am still waiting for my images to transfer onto my computer and had to dwindle down from like 70 pictures to 40, to like 32 lol, I don't know how long this post will take to write let alone read...you might want to go get a snack and a cozy blanket.

I opened my front door and saw THE BOX. My Santa let me know it would be here today and told me to be prepared (in so many words) and I was...but also wasn't prepared enough hahaha. I took a picture of the box next to my 95yo grandmother and 12lb dog for scale hahahaah The box was COVERED in stickers, glittery, silly, puffy, cute, fun, you name it. Oh and did you see how much they spent on the shipping alone?!?! O.O I knew I was in for something really spectacular when I noticed that too.

So, I began to open it slowly because immediately I was greeted by silk flower petals, fall leaves, glitter cut outs, confetti, paper shapes, flowers etc. You name it, if it was used to decorate something at some point, it was in this box! LOVE IT!! So I opened it and read the sweet card, face plastered with a smile already :)

I began to move aside all the loose petals and flowers, etc when I began to notice what exactly was in the box...a gazillion packages! THIS POST IS ALREADY TOO LONG AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN STARTED REALLY LOL WUT!?! Go pee now.

Ok, welcome back. Let's dive back in... ;D I set up a table so I could place every gift on it first as pictured and look at all the cute wrapping!! Everything was wrapped and stuck with stickers or decor and taped with glitter tape. Did I mention to y'all yet that I love glitter? :D

I began with the gift for my little pup Charlie, I let him grab it out of the bag and he went to town running around the house squeaking it for nearly an hour (until dinner was served hahah).

Now we'll get to the gifts for me........

Package#2 but #1 for me so we'll say 1 ;)

1 FELTING WOOL! Yeah baby! I ALWAYS can use more colors of felting wool!

2 An awesome Pineapple life makeup bag which if I'm being really honest is going to be re-gifted to my BFF because she happens to have a pineapple bag currently that she is obsessed with and omg she is going to LOVE THIS!!! :D

2 was filled with: NAIL POLISH! I have like 350 nail polishes now but honestly don't even think I have any of these ones you just sent me, that's magic.

3 Green textured makeup tote filled with random makeup supplies! Fun! Also I'm using the chapstick right now as mine JUST RAN OUT! WHAT?!?!? This is like seriously magic of you.

4 A fantastic Vanilla Candle and ADORABLE matchsticks! Ok, I know I'm a dork but for some reason I FRIGGIN LOVE THESE DAMN MATCHSTICKS. They are the cutest damn things ever, not sure why I am fascinated by them honestly!!! One of my favorites from this insanely amazing haul xD

5 A long sparkly silver pencil case/tote/makeup bag lined with purple vinyl (really like this case).

5 was filled with: SOCKS!!! Omg, the friggin coziest grey slipper socks ever, some footy socks, and some adorable LLAMA socks that I may have to gift to my Momma because we have a running Llama/Momma/Drama joke so these are actually friggin amazingly perfect for us xD

6 An adorable string of lights for my room! My room is covered in string lights and I cannot wait to find the perfect spot for these little clover ones!

7 CHOCO-LOT! :D Yummy! My tummy's favorite box right here baby ;) My grandmother has already eaten the Turtles!! I plan on going to town on the Lindt tonight myself ;)

8 I pictured this box because I like it and will use it to organize SOMETHING in the future hahah, love the colors :) It contained a sparkly, pretty silver wristwatch and a silver bar matching necklace/earrings/bracelet set. So shiny! My little sister is an avid wearer of watches and would love this set of minimalist silver loving jewelry (I am a re-gifter if you didn't notice and LOVE being able to share awesome goodies with people who'd love them) so I think I will be giving this to her around X-mas ;)

9 is the bomb baby! Also I'm going to need these to help get all this glitter off of me! hahah BATH BOMBS!!! I LOOOOOVE bath bombs!! Also I was kidding about the glitter. Yes, it's all over me but I don't want to remedy that! xD

10 omg are you still reading this?! Ok sweet! 10 A beautiful glass bottle! It has gorgeous flowers and birds on the outside along with a quote by Rumi that states, "YOU ARE RAIN SOAKING EVERYWHERE FROM CLOUDS TO GROUND" :) I like it quite a bit.

At this point in the unwrapping I looked over to my right and saw my dog in the laundry room staring at me with his new toy at his feet (should be pictured) I took a picture and as I moved my arm he thought I Was going to chase his toy and he grabbed it xD

11 This pretty box has a lot of cute stationary supplies in it. LOVE pen case with pens and pencils of all kinds. Adorable sets of stationary and and cute animal notepad. Scrap booking tape rolls, an adult coloring book...and another favorite thing...the funny cards that crossover modern silliness with Pride and Prejudice...and glitter ;)

12 and the final box to unwrap (at this point I am covered in glitter along with the floor and I couldn't be happier) and it contains a nice long orange and grey toned scarf. While I'm not much of a scarf gal (I run hot) I will so find someone who is, you bet your ass! hahahahaaa

I really shouldn't have chosen a bluetooth transfer for my pictures as they are STILL TRANSFERRING and it's been over 2 hours xD

Oh [name redacted hahaha], my sweet Santa, thank you so much for making sure I Would really love this exchange! It means sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much to me to have been so thought of and well taken care of, truly. These last few months have been...rough to say the least and this gift you sent me is hands down a bright spot.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Thank you so very, very much! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥