The 2000 presidential election is barely in the books, but talk has already turned to the possibility of Hillary Clinton making a White House run in 2004. What do you think?

"A woman president? What if she menstruates all over some important legislation?" Rich Durban • Machinist


"Hillary would make a great president. But she'd probably ask her girlfriends for advice, and I just don't trust that Sharon." Annette Petersen • Homemaker

"She's got a good shot, so long as no one blows her up, causing her faceplate to fall off and revealing the gears and diodes beneath." Todd Tyler • Systems Analyst


"Would she have female Secret Service agents? Because that'd be pretty sexy." Bob Houdel • Cashier

"No, no–you don't understand: The 19th Amendment gives women the right to vote for a president, that's all." Bob Van Eeghen • Lawyer

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