Moondancer: T-twilight! Dammit! Get out!

Twiligth: C-come on, Moony... See? T-there's enough room for two...

M: You're going to ruin it!

T: L-l-like t...two ponies could do it... C-c-could it because *urp!* c-could it be that *hic!* 'cause you.... I'm so close to you? Ha hahahaha! Y-you're.... you're blushing...

M: *blushing* N-n-no!

T: Hey! Mistletoe!

M: W-what?

T: Come on... Sh-show me those liiiiips...

M: Gah!

She removed the purple princess from her sweater with the help of her magic.

M: T-that's enough Tw-

T: Aww... She is ssoooooooo shy...

M: What? N-no I'm not! It... it was just for the sweater...

T: Then... *giggle* Come here and kiss me!

M: No.

T: I-I'll let you wear my... my princess dress if you... if you kiss me... *grin*

M: Uh.. Hey Spike!

Spike: Huh?

M: Hold her okay?

S: Awww, jeez. She drank again?

M: Yes. Hold her a minute, ok?

S: Uh...

T: Oh! Spike! Mistletoe... and you know what that means.

S: ... Great.

HE kissed her on the left cheek.

T: T-that's not a kiss. Let me show you what... what is a k- AHHHHH!!!! C-COLD!

Moondancer have dropped an entire bucket of cold water on the purple alicorn.

T: S-s-spike? W-what are doing under the mistletoe with me?

S: Uh... Ask your friend there.

M: I see that you got back to your senses.

She put the bucket on the ground nearby.

T: Yeah...

Twilight pounced Moondancer and kissed her on the lips.

T: B-but I haven't lost my memory for that matter.

M: I hate you.