Anonymous asked: How would I bring two people back to life and have them be completely normal

Of course it’s possible for a skilled necromancer to raise two corpses at once and have them both be “completely normal.” Don’t ever let any lesser magi or occultists convince you otherwise.

The real problem here is not a paucity of necromantic energy (as the disgusting, living-biased media would have you believe). Unfortunately, the truth is that we live in a life-centric culture that insists on prizing the living, marginalising the dead, undead, and transdead among us.

Sure, they may come back as fleshless wreckage, their bodies ravaged by their time spent beyond this plane, but that shouldn’t be anything “abnormal.” Indeed, that’s very much the normal condition for someone who has spent even a short while dead.

Here is a list of totally normal things that you shouldn’t worry about:

Decay

Exposed bone

Bilious Miasma

Mildew

Necrosis

Coagulation

Frequent, involuntary groans

Significant, irreversible brain damage

It’s vital1 that you don’t let those disgusting pro-lifers get to you.





1. Even the language we use is disgustingly living-centric.