There’s nothing quite like a movie monster.

No, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O’Donnell, we are talking about hideous creatures that thrive on the weak and the unholy scent of death. Again, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O’Donnell.

Anyway, a good movie monster can add real bite (literally) to even the most mundane films.

They can shock, terrify and even inspire highly-profitable marketing spin-offs. We just can’t get enough of them. But why? Is it because we are so sick of being at the top of the food chain? Are we really that bored? Or is just because we take great pleasure in watching a predator outwit its prey?

Truth is, how the hell should we know? Who do you think I am, David frigging Attenborough?

Anyway, in our latest excuse to write some random list, we have decided to expose the monsters with a little more bite. The creatures which really make the feature. And no we are not talking horror icons like Dracula, Freddie, Jason or Michael Myers, or just beastly humans like Hannibal. We are talking horrible, slavering beasts with a taste for human flesh.

And no, we are still not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O’Donnell.

Enjoy!



20. Sarlacc

Movie: Star Wars : The Return of the Jedi



A giant anus in the desert which eats you and you are digested for 1,000 years. Now that’s pretty scary.

19. Giant Claw



Sorriest-looking thing on two wings ? but who cares?

18. Worms

Movie: Deep Rising



Pretty disgusting worms from a little gem of a horror movie.

17. Stripe

Movie: Gremlins



Best Mohican we’ve ever seen.

16. Pinhead

Movies: Hellraiser series



Don’t ever play with nail guns.

15. The Thing

Movie: The Thing



Don’t fancy yours much.

14. Gamera

Movies: Daikaij? Gamera and a few others



A giant, flying turtle that was launched in Japan as a rival to Godzilla during the 60s. Among some of his other names is ‘Friend To All Children’. We think he should keep quiet about that one.



13. The Marshmallow Man

Movie: Ghostbusters



He’s so sweet.



12. Crawlers

Movie: The Descent



Stopped us from going pot-holing again.

11. Werewolf

Movie: An American Werewolf In London



Americans?! You come over here, shag our women, take our jobs and turn into man-eating wolves.

10. Pale Man

Movie: Pan’s Labyrinth



Really quite horrible.

9. Skeletons

Movie: Jason and the Argonauts



Scared the hell out of us when we were kids.

8. Shelob

Movie: Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King



Imagine finding that in your bath.

7. Tyrannosaurus Rex

Movies: Jurassic Park series



True story – a friend of ours’ mum after watching Jurassic Park asked: ‘Dinosaurs: They are extinct, aren’t they?’ Guess the T-Rex really did push new boundaries.



6. Fly

Movie: The Fly



Pesky flies.

5. Gwoemul

Movie: The Host



Tadpoles have never been so scary.

4. Shark

Movie: Jaws



OK, the award should really go to the cello, but still?

3. King Kong

Movies: King Kong in its various guises



The Peter Jackson remake was good ? but the 1933 original is better.

2. Godzilla

Movies: Too many to mention



A legend.

1. Xenomorph

Movies: Alien series



Scares the hell out of us.

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