by Tarzana Joe for KS



Grantland Rice is noted

For his quote of lasting fame

“No matter if you win or lose

It’s how you play the game”



Accept defeat with grace

Think of the children you’ll inspire

When they go low to beat you

Take pride that you stayed higher



Strive for better standards

Only do what’s kosher—

For my inspiration…

I prefer Leo Durocher



Ask yourself this question

(And my answer, please infer)

When the duel is over

Are you Hamilton or Burr?



The legislation’s loaded

And it’s pointed at your head

The New Deal isn’t new, it’s old

It isn’t green, it’s red.



They’re coming for you barbeques

They’re coming for your cars

You can move from California

But you’ll have to move to Mars



They’re coming for your daughters and

They’re coming for your sons

They’re coming for your doctors and

They’re coming for your guns



The rules they say they honor

Aren’t rules that you can trust

Fight this thing like Gandhi

And they’ll grind you into dust



Wear your MAGA hat, my friend

Salute the flag and love it

And when they bring up Grantland Rice

Tell them they can shove it



Make sure the world can hear you

When you have a viewpoint, shout it

It’s your right to live a normal life

Be militant about it