FOX NEWS: Scaring white people since 1996 and damn proud of it

I don’t allow members of my household to turn on Fox News. Then again, since the members of my household are all dogs, this is not a problem.

My main concern, however, is that within less than 48 hours all of that will change and an actual person of the human persuasion will be arriving for an “extended visit.” It has been brought to my attention, that although a liberal thinker, this person actually enjoys FOX news, because she appreciates a different perspective. So, what do I do? Do I apply the dog rules to all of those who have beating hearts? Should I be afraid? Should I be very afraid? Please help me out. I need you….



