It’s tough, getting up for work. Mornings in general are a pain in the ass and awful. To illustrate said awfulness, watch this clip, which I believe gives a very nice summary of my feelings:

As such, I often sit in bed and think of clever ways I could avoid work. And what’s more clever than waking up murdered? Nobody is going to question that one. And then you have a whole day, in glorious murdered freedom, to do as you please.

So now you know, what I spend my time dwelling on. I’m sorry you had to see it.