A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane



Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb



Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett



Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan



You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz



A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford



I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi



Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara



Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern



Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum



I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd



He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford



Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse



I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp



If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin



If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton



The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell



I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj



As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin



A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin



I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader



I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood



For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson



I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere



I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan



Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix



I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk



It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero



Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran



I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman



Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown



Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby



I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz



Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde



Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing



I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor



You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb



As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah



You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone



Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor



