These batty Russian Star Wars posters — created before anyone had a clue was Star Wars was — really about are the stuff nightmares are made of. You've got a cat-faced Vader with lightsaber hair, a crying Jabba planet, a robot, space cowboy and something that is called the "Cantina Band" but honestly looks like Greedo in the middle of a trampoline sex party full of aliens.


The vintage posters are on auction right now on ebay ranging anywhere from $300 to almost $4,000. So if you've got money to burn, Cat Vader could be all yours!