



BOSON, MA—Facebook Chick-fil-A protest group Boycott Chick-fil-A claimed victory last Sunday after managing to keep all customers and employees from coming onto the premises of a Boson Chick-fil-A restaurant for the entire day."Not one customer all day," page administrator Byron Vega said in a Facebook post celebrating the victory. "The hate-peddlers are bleeding profits today thanks to your effort. Do you know what happens when giant corporations like Chick-fil-A don't get a single customer for an entire day? They burn to the ground."Asked if the company had felt the loss, Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy responded, "Sunday is the Lord's Day, we don't work on the Lord's Day."A protest organizer responded, "That's just corporate double speak, what does that even mean? What is 'The Lord's Day?' Is that something from Lord of the Rings, or Game of Thrones?"Boycott Chick-fil-A had already called for another boycott for the following Sunday, this time hoping it will go nationwide. "We proved that when real-life, grassroots protesters gather, they can affect real change. Now we call upon LGBTQIA activists across the nation to join us in a devastating protest next Sunday.""When we take away their Sunday profits, we have them right where we want them," the page admin added triumphantly.See Also: Protest Against Chick Fil-A in Toronto, Canada