When you book Techno Dads for your event, here’s what we need from you.

Technical Requirements

One dirty 4 way adapter. Must have beer stains.

2x questionable Technics turntables that nobody has used for ages because everyone uses CDJs now.

Mixer – 2 working channels. Crackly crossfader, with only the metal prong sticking up as it has lost its knob. We’ll make our own knob with gaffer tape.

DJ booth – must have somewhere to put beer.

Performance requirements

A nun. We like the feeling of a nun.

Hospitality arrangements

Meat. Dads love meat.

Beer. Plenty of it. Dads love beer.

Accomodation: It is NOT FUNNY to put a bottle of amyl nitrate under our nose while we are sleeping on your couch.