Okay so I woke up this morning to find that I received a gift. The people I live with thought It was a pet, due to the holes punctured into one side of the box.

My stalke- "Friend" wrote "Hold this way up" with arrows pointing to different ends of the box so the poor postman had absolutely no idea what to do with it.

Upon placing it down It felt quite alien, with the holes and the disgruntled attempted at taping the box together I wasn't sure if I should brave opening it but alas I gathered up the courage... To ask a lady I live with to open it.

Upon opening my attention was first garnered towards the blood stained note, as you can see it told the tail of a rare and forbidden tale... I'm not sure if I can bring myself to watch it without a group of friends.

Directly below the note was a picture of my house, blurred out due to my fear of getting more stalke- "Friends" which tied in with the note my "friend" sent me.

There were some trinkets though, a spooky cup, LED pumpkin, a walking skull and some of my favourite candy - gummy cola bottles!

Even though I was just downright confused when I received the box (I'm sure the post office had some fun with it too) It has completely made my day, I chuckled and laughed as this is exactly my type of humour and I'm extremely appreciative of the effort put into the gift.

Thank you, whomever you are and have a great Halloween!