The key to starting up your own successful small business is to identify a service that isn’t being offered, and then offer it. For example, maybe there's a shortage of French restaurants in your hometown, or there’s no 24-hour gym. Or maybe guys just keep sending you pictures of their penises while asking you to critique them.

That latter was the subject of a Mel Magazine article in which a pair of women who offer penis assessments for money gave their insight into their undoubtedly specialized and unique line of work.

One of those women, Eevie Bellini (a.k.a. “The Banana Butcher”) says that she offers up three-paragraph long dick appraisals for $20. For an extra $10, she’ll provide a “custom-made nude video reaction to your dick pic,” wherein she evaluates the “length, girth, grooming, veins [and] balls.” Think of her as a pioneer. Bellini offers this transaction in one of the few places you can probably market it, through Reddit’s r/sexsells, where she continues to rack up money to pay off her student loans. (Here are six things every man should know about their penis.)

Bellini says her clientele are anxious guys who want to know if they have nice dongs without having to worry about if their partner(s) are lying to them or not. “I’m usually sweet about it,” she says. “Unless the boy wants to have his banana up on the chopping block where I brutally nitpick his pathetic penis.”

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Bellini learned she could make extra scratch doing this after a man solicited her opinion of his member while she was selling some panties. “Sure, why not? Let me review this internet stranger’s dick,” she says, thinking back to that moment. “I dabble in creative writing and apparently my first attempt at a cock rating was the best he’s ever had — and he’d had his dick rated many many other times [by other sellers on r/sexsells]. He declared me a wizard with words and left me a glowing review. Now boys flock to me to have their dicks rated.” Sounds lucrative.

While this is certainly a niche line of work, Bellini isn’t without competitors. Someone with the online handle “Schoolgirlsubslut” is one of a handful of others who also dabbles in the penis-judging trade. She adds that most guys just want unfiltered truth, and that in six months of doing the work she’s only had one or two guys seek her out to be intentionally humiliated.

Asked why she thinks dick crits are a profitable endeavor, she says “I think most guys are looking for an honest opinion, since it’s not generally something they get a chance to hear in everyday life (…) I suppose it does offer guys some confidence in themselves since porn is so overwhelmingly flooded with ridiculously enormous dicks that it can be hard to discern whether you are in fact normal.”

$20 for peace of mind? You’re probably not going to beat that price. Of course, getting an honest critique of your penis may not be what you're looking for. If you just want some feedback on the artistic merit of the penis pic you're about to send, there's (of course) someone who does that, too.

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