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Goat: What do you have there, Pig? Pig: Some of my pez collection. Goat: I didn't know you collected pez. Pig: Oh, yeah. It's great trying to collect the best ones. Goat: What do you look for? Pig: The ones with the most 'Pezness'. Goat: What's that? Pig: Proper head-to-body ratio, color, and most of all, rarity. Goat: And which ones have all that? Pig: Pezness? Gosh, well, my Yoda, the Tin Man, my William Shatner. But the best of the best is the one of the stand-up comic Margaret Cho. Almost no one has it. Goat: That one's good? Pig: Good? Pig: There's noooo Pezness like Cho Pezness! Rat: I made it using his actual head.