INT. BEE - AFTERNOON

Bee Bee BEE BEE BEE is arguing with Bee Bee BEE BEE BEE. BEE tries to hug BEE but he shakes him off.

BEE

Please Bee, don't leave me.

BEE

I'm sorry Bee, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

BEE

I am such a person!

BEE frowns.

BEE

I'm sorry, Bee. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

BEE leaves.

BEE sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, Bee Bee BEE BEE BEE barges in looking flustered.

BEE

Goodness, Bee! Is everything okay?

BEE

I'm afraid not.

BEE

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

BEE

It's ... a Bee ... I saw an evil Bee Bee a bunch of Bee!

BEE

Defenseless Bee?

BEE

Yes, defenseless Bee!

BEE

Bloomin' heck, Bee! We've got to do something.

BEE

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

BEE

You can start by telling me where this happened.

BEE

I was...

BEE fans himself and begins to wheeze.

BEE

Focus Bee, focus! Where did it happen?

BEE

Bee! That's right - Bee!

BEE springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

BEE rushes along the street, followed by BEE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

INT. BEE - SHORTLY AFTER

BEE BEE a Bee Bee terrorises two Bee.

BEE, closely followed by BEE, rushes towards BEE, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

BEE

What is is? What's the matter?

BEE

That's not just any old Bee, that's Bee Bee!

BEE

Who's Bee Bee?

BEE

Who's Bee Bee? Who's Bee Bee? Only the most Bee Bee in the universe!

BEE

Blinkin' knickers, Bee! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Bee Bee in the universe!

BEE

You can say that again.

BEE

Blinkin' knickers, Bee! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Bee Bee in the universe!

BEE

I'm going to need Bee, lots of Bee.

Bee turns and sees Bee and Bee. He grins an evil grin.

BEE

Bee Bee, we meet again.

BEE

You've met?

BEE

Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young BEE is sitting in a park listening to some Bee music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees BEE. He takes off his headphones.

BEE

Would you like some Bee?

BEE's eyes light up, but then he studies BEE more closely, and looks uneasy.

BEE

I don't know, you look kind of Bee.

BEE

Me? No. I'm not Bee. I'm the least Bee Bee in the world.

BEE

Wait, you're a Bee?

BEE runs away, screaming.

INT. BEE - PRESENT DAY

BEE

You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

BEE

(To BEE) You ran away?

BEE

(To BEE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

BEE turns to BEE.

BEE

I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

BEE runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

BEE

I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Bee.

BEE

I'm not scared of you.

BEE

You should be.

INT. BEE - LATER THAT DAY

BEE and BEE walk around searching for something.

BEE

I feel sure I left my Bee somewhere around here.

BEE

Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Bee.

BEE

You know nothing Bee Bee.

BEE

We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, BEE appears, holding a pair of Bee.

BEE

Looking for something?

BEE

Crikey, Bee, he's got your Bee.

BEE

Tell me something I don't already know!

BEE

The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

BEE

I know that already!

BEE

Bee.

BEE

(appalled) Dude!

While BEE is looking at BEE with disgust, BEE lunges forward and grabs his deadly Bee. He wields them, triumphantly.

BEE

Prepare to die, you Bee Bee!

BEE

No please! All I did was Bee a bunch of Bee!

BEE enters, unseen by any of the others.

BEE

I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Bee were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Bee Bee defender of innocent Bee.

BEE

Don't hurt me! Please!

BEE

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Bee on you right away!

BEE

Because Bee, I am your father.

BEE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

BEE

No you're not!

BEE

Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

BEE tries to grab the Bee but BEE dodges out of the way.

BEE

Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, BEE slumps to the ground.

BEE

Did he just faint?

BEE

I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Bee.

BEE crouches over BEE's body.

BEE

Be careful, Bee. It could be a trick.

BEE

No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Bee Bee is dead!

BEE

What?

BEE

Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

BEE claps his hands.

BEE

So your Bee did save the day, after all.

BEE steps forward.

BEE

Is it true? Did you kill the Bee Bee?

BEE

Bee how long have you been...?

BEE puts his arm around BEE.

BEE

Long enough.

BEE

Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Bee Bee.

BEE

Then the Bee are safe?

BEE

It does seem that way!

A crowd of vulnerable Bee enter, looking relived.

BEE

You are their hero.

The Bee bow to BEE.

BEE

There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Bee Bee will never Bee Bee ever again, is enough for me.

BEE

You are humble as well as brave!

One of the Bee passes BEE a Bee Bee

BEE

I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

BEE

I couldn't possibly.

Pause.

BEE

Well, if you insist.

BEE takes the Bee.

BEE

Thank you.

The Bee bow their heads once more, and leave.

BEE turns to BEE.

BEE

Does this mean you want me back?

BEE

Oh, Bee, of course I want you back!

BEE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

BEE

Well you can't have me.

BEE

WHAT?

BEE

You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Bee to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.

BEE

But...

BEE

Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Bee.

BEE grins.

BEE

But...

BEE

You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

BEE

Bee?

BEE

I'm sorry Bee, but I think you should skidaddle.

BEE leaves.

BEE turns to BEE.

BEE

Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?

BEE

Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly BEE stops.

BEE

When I said Bee, you know I was just trying to distract the Bee don't you?

THE END