Would you like me to tell you the little story of Right Hand- Left Hand – the story of good and evil? You see brothers and sisters, these toys are evil, the devils work! These cars are possessed of pure malice and wanton destruction like vengeful ghosts from Satan’s personal bowling alley . But some twisted people LOVE these cars despite their wicked ways, and yet they also hate the evil *vile* form they may assume when your eyes are averted. Yes sir, love and hate is always a warring and a fighting. These evil cars will run wild all over you if you give them the chance.

Here we and it’s part three already in my look at Special Teams and Combiners and the ever lovin’ mean eyed menace of the Stunticons is upon us, just oiling at the mouth to run us through. These fiends were created by some outer space lunatics calling themselves the Decepticons, led by the EEE-VIL Megatron if you can believe that.

From Satan’s scrap yard to your children’s hands, these maniacal menaces of the road are adorned in colors of pure bedazzlement and witchery. With silver wheels and burning a-smokin’ rubber they have been known to run down robots and pedestrians alike such is their nature.

If faced head on with one of these threats, you best get down on your knees and pray to Primus that your time to join the well of Sparks is not yet nigh. RESIST THE POWER OF EVIL! With it’s *shiny* chrome bumpers and pearlesecent shine-itude. Don’t be fooled be the spoilers of hate, the power steering of hostility nor the fine luxury interior seats and dash of excess comfort.

When the wheels of evil are running over your soul, resist the screams of despair – it’s only giving in to their cackles of mirth.

Obey the rules of the land dear friends, do not exceed the limits of life and you too can be saved from these demon infused fuel injected engines roaring to life on the highways and byways in the wastelands of tomorrow

As your children are possessed by their final forms, don’t give up or despair! Laser guns are the work of the robot devil and can be overcome by the brace position or the ever reliable duck and cover under your desk or workspace method sure and true.

Should you come face to face with these gigantic sadistic robots of the raceways remember that as the flesh is torn from your body and your bones are crushed to powder under the mighty boot of space lunatics that you shall be remembered by those who are able to run faster and survive as they flee and scream in pure terror.

As the final invasion of our souls begins, remember that it was your very own children who invited this evil into your homes with their disgusting birthday lists of craven desire for robots who assume multiple forms.

Be aware that even the smallest among them is adorned in gold and the most deceptive colors of their rainbow of hate.

Beware their leader who stands mighty and tall and wields a great sword that sparkles like the eyes of an angel as he lays waste to all around him without hesitation or mercy.

Check the noticeboard and you will see posted the captured images of the foul abominations. Don’t stare at them too long lest you be hypnotised by their creed of Deception and Destruction.

Be not consumed by their wild stunts and trickery! Be not enslaved by their attractive hypnotising gaudy colors nor the sparkle of their clean finish or roar of their kamikaze engines of unfathomable horsepower.

You shall know them by the smell of flesh and rubber on their tyres, you shall know them by their tinted windows and wild pack like sadistic behavior as they terrorize our motor ways and highways.

If you do succumb to the pure unadulterated evil of these luxury vehicles, know that we pray for your very soul as they careen off into the sunset.

If you see wild and crazy demon cars, alert the authorities, run and hide and remember that they may be seen to drive more vertical than usual with their powers of enchantment.