Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

Today, we bring you the fifth installment of Abnormality, the original comic Mr. Rowntree will be updating every Monday here on Cracked.

Check out past updates, in which Winston illustrated Every Album Ever and The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds or weeks before when he showed you How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.