Written by: Larry Claudin

On Monday morning, President Trump held a press conference outside of the White House. Why does he still have them? We don’t know. But, what we do know is that most of his answers were given to him by Toby Fischer, a four-year-old child who has an infinitely higher IQ than the average four-year-old.

“He’s always just been better and smarter,” his mother, Janine, told us. “He’s in Kindergarten a year early and the teacher tells us that she thinks he may even be ready to skip it and go straight to first grade.”

“Let’s put it this way, the kid knows his shapes and colors,” Toby’s father, Caleb, added.

We asked Trump why he decided to hire a four-year-old as opposed to a seven-year-old or 30-year-old. He told us “Listen. Kids are the future. Am I right? Of course I am. I’m the president. If kids are the future, I think I need to speak from the future. Do you know what I mean? Of course you do. Let’s be honest, I’m the president.”

During the press conference Trump was asked why their wasn’t anything being said or done about the events that unfolded in Niger two weeks prior. His response (Toby’s response) was, “I’ve written them personal letters. They’ve been sent out or, uh, going out tonight. If you look at president Obama and other presidents most of them, uh, didn’t make calls–a lot of them didn’t make calls.”

A reporter had a follow-up question, “you said that President Obama never called the families of fallen soldiers. How can you make that claim?”

This is where you see it. You see President Trump put his finger to his ear as a gesture for help from little Toby. “I don’t know if he did, no, no.” Toby says as Trump repeats. “I was told he didn’t often and a lot of presidents don’t. They write letters.”

We’re not sure how long Toby has been feeding Trump answers but if Toby fact-checked as much as Trump uses Twitter, I think we’d be on to something great for America’s future and it’s people.