Don't be tellin' me about foot massages

One of the many knocks against Destiny is its story -- I mean, if you can call it that. And after earlier versions of the game, there was a vocal group of gamers who suggested that Peter Dinklage, the loveable Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones, was phoning in his performance as the Ghost tag along.

Well, what if we replaced that empty Dinklage performance with the voice talents of American treasure Samuel L. Jackson? I think the answer is pretty clear from this video. The game suddenly becomes one of the greatest masterpieces of our time.