Imagine being in an office. In your cubicle. You’ve worked long hours this week for an upcoming product introduction. You’re tired and cranky, and you just want the weekend to finally arrive.

But first you have to try if the homepage for the new product works fine on Windows 10. No problem, you think, your trusty Mac laptop has software installed that allows you to run Windows.

You fire up the software, and when Windows politely asks you to update with several intrusive notifications, you say, sure, go ahead.

And then you see this.

Something something

That would be almost amusing, if it wasn’t for the deadline for the product.

Well, you say, let’s blow off some steam and share that screenshot with the world — or at least, with the Twitter world.

Excitedly you drag the screenshot into the Mac Twitter client, and hit the Tweet button. Then this happens:

Those pesky media ids are at it again!

When you finally come to your senses after contemplating the Weltschmerz of the universal suffering brought upon humanity by lazy programmers and designers who don’t think — you think perhaps some great food will help.

An excellent plan! Thanks to the awesome power of millions of dollars of venture capital and hordes of mustache-twirling techno-hipsters spending the best years of their youth in swanky San Francisco loft offices, let’s order burrito delivery!

But first, just answer this one important philosophical question that Postmates has for you, out of the blue and with no context.