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It looks like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won’t be the only cupcake coming to the Georgia Dome in 2014.

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Yes, it appears the Atlanta Falcons will be offering boozy cupcakes at all of their home games this season, according to Yahoo! Sports. Finally, sports fans will be able to fulfill their lifelong dream of screaming for their defense to break the opposing quarterback’s leg, while munching on a frosted dessert infused with alcohol.

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Delights by Dawn founder Dawn Belisle named them “Toxycakes,” and they come in flavors like Chocolate Cherry Bourbon, Key Lime Margarita and Strawberry Colada.

A dozen of these Toxycakes will run you nearly $40 if you’re placing an online order, so it’s anybody’s guess as to how expensive they’ll be inside an NFL stadium.

Here’s a tip, Dawn – raise the prices each week to maximize profit, as Falcons fans are generally more likely to eat their feelings and need to consume more alcohol as each week passes on the team’s schedule. The heartbreak factor with this bunch is usually pretty strong.

Now, who thinks the Falcons and their boozy-cupcake-eating fans aren’t tough?

Oh, everyone.

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