The sweet, surprisingly deep, and irreverent Adventure Time has now been adapted into a porn parody by the weirdos at WoodRocket. Titled Assventure Time—The XXX Parody, the film, in its way, follows the exploits of the cartoon’s well known and beloved characters. Of course, it’s a porn parody, so there’s a bit of a twist on all of the names (and, presumably, a lot more bodily fluids than on the show). For those curious if there’s a plot or if the parody is just cosplay taken to a nightmarish degree, here’s what the “film” is ostensibly “about,” according to a press release:

Assventure Time – The XXX Parody follows our heroes, Sinn and Jerk, Princess Bubblecum, Whoreceline, and CreaMO on a sexy and wild adventure that could only lead them to a Cinnamon Bun-shaking, Buck Pudding-squirting Hot Dog Monster party. But will they get to jam Jigglers before they get the cold shoulder from the Ice Peen?


The trailer is below and is mostly safe for work, save for a talking dildo that takes over for BMO and lots of terrible puns. That Jake The Dog (errr, Jerk The Dog) costume may end up haunting the dreams of all who see it, though. No word yet if Adventure Time creator Pendleton Ward is aware of this, or how much it will disturb him to see his creations in this new, sexy light. Those interested can check out the film at WoodRocket’s site, which is obviously NSFW, and, 28 minutes later, truly know what it is to stare into the abyss. For all those that decree that the new Ghostbusters or Star Wars have ruined their childhoods, take a long look at this and realize what a ruined childhood actually looks like.