At the end of the Steve Martin episode:



Statler: Well, that was different.

Waldorf: Yep. Lousy...

Both: ...but different!



From the Juliet Prowse ep:



Statler: The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?

Waldorf: The question is, who cares?



From (unknown ep)

Waldorf: Bravo, bravo!

Statler: Why are you yelling bravo? Did you like it that much?

Waldorf: Nope; friend of mine, Joe Bravo, he's sitting in the front row. Bravo!



From MuppetVision 3*D

Statler: (after putting on his 3-D glasses) Hey, hey look! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask! ...that's not a mask. Oh; sorry lady!



Waldorf: Hey look, an orchestra of penguins!

Statler: Yeah, probably took the job for the halibut!



Waldorf: (commenting on the scenery for Piggy's number) Isn't it lovely?

Statler: Yeah. Too bad they're gonna spoil it with a pig.



Waldorf: Hey, what's all the commotion about?

Sweetums: Bunny ran away!

Waldorf: Well, you know what that makes him...

Statler & Waldorf: Smarter than us!



Statler: (on Bean's reuniting with the other Muppets) This is a very moving moment.

Waldorf: Yeah; I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh!





-Kim