Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop accused of assaulting officer

A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 34, is accused of assaulting an Evergreen State College police officer and a Thurston County deputy in Olympia, Wash., according to reports. A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 34, is accused of assaulting an Evergreen State College police officer and a Thurston County deputy in Olympia, Wash., according to reports. Photo: Dane County Sheriff's Office Photo: Dane County Sheriff's Office Image 1 of / 1 Caption Close Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop accused of assaulting officer 1 / 1 Back to Gallery

Yes, you read that headline right.

A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 34, is accused of assaulting an Evergreen State College police officer and a Thurston County deputy in Olympia, Wash., according to KTVB.

He is charged with two counts of assault as well as malicious mischief and malicious harassment. He is being held on $50,000 bail.

The suspect was accused of tearing down fliers from the library entrance at Evergreen State College on Sunday. When confronted by an officer, Zopittybop-bop-bop allegedly resisted arrest and ran after being punched in the jaw and Tased twice by the officer, a report says.

While the suspect was running, a deputy tried to stop him by deploying a Taser and striking him several times with a metal baton. The deputy reported that the blows didn't seem to faze the man.

A third officer joined the pursuit after the man got away and ran into the woods. The officer deployed his Taser as well, and the suspect was finally tackled, handcuffed and arrested. It is unknown if Zopittybop-bop-bop was under the influence of drugs at the time of his arrest.

This isn't the first time this unique name has been in the headlines.

In 2012, Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested on marijuana and weapon charges in Wisconsin, and in 2013 he was arrested on drug charges in Iowa, according to The Olympian.

You may ask if Zopittybop-bop-bop simply had creative parents, but no, his given name is Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. Sorry to burst your ba-ba-bubble.