A Night at the Opera

By Luke Bayne

Tentacled horror in podunk farmhouse? Check. Wounded partner captured and tied up in farmhouse basement? Check. Wife stalking me because she thinks I'm cheating? Check. No backup because Delta Green is an unsanctioned secret organization protecting humanity from things that go bump in the night? Check. No freakin’ idea how to save the day with my marriage and sanity intact? Check.