// Start of Random Cat Fact Script

alias "randomcat" "cat1"

alias "cat1" "alias randomcat cat2; say In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420000 kittens."

alias "cat2" "alias randomcat cat3; say On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping."

alias "cat3" "alias randomcat cat4; say When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down."

alias "cat4" "alias randomcat cat5; say A group of cats is called a 'clowder'."

alias "cat5" "alias randomcat cat6; say Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed."

alias "cat6" "alias randomcat cat7; say Cats make about 100 different sounds. For comparison, dogs only make 10."

alias "cat7" "alias randomcat cat8; say A cat's brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog's."

alias "cat8" "alias randomcat cat9; say There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds."

alias "cat9" "alias randomcat cat10; say Over 30% of households in North America own a cat."

alias "cat10" "alias randomcat cat11; say In 1963, France blasted a cat named Felicette into outer space. She survived the trip."

alias "cat11" "alias randomcat cat12; say A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound."

alias "cat12" "alias randomcat cat13; say A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face."

alias "cat13" "alias randomcat cat14; say The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 50 cm long and can weigh as little as 1.2 kg."

alias "cat14" "alias randomcat cat15; say The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 1.8 kg (about five large cans of cat food)."

alias "cat15" "alias randomcat cat16; say A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face."

alias "cat16" "alias randomcat cat17; say A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats."

alias "cat17" "alias randomcat cat18; say A cat's back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34."

alias "cat18" "alias randomcat cat19; say Approximately 1/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds."

alias "cat19" "alias randomcat cat20; say All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest"

alias "cat20" "alias randomcat cat21; say A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover)."

alias "cat21" "alias randomcat cat22; say In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die."

alias "cat22" "alias randomcat cat23; say Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding."

alias "cat23" "alias randomcat cat24; say Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees."

alias "cat24" "alias randomcat cat25; say One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep."

alias "cat25" "alias randomcat cat26; say Cats have about 20155 hairs per square centimetre."

alias "cat26" "alias randomcat cat27; say The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 21 kg."

alias "cat27" "alias randomcat cat28; say The oldest cat on record was Creme Puff from Texas, who lived 38 years and 3 days."

alias "cat28" "alias randomcat cat29; say The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 1.3 kg and was 15.5 cm high."

alias "cat29" "alias randomcat cat30; say The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze."

alias "cat30" "alias randomcat cat31; say The first cartoon cat was Felix the Cat in 1919."

alias "cat31" "alias randomcat cat1; say A cat has no collarbone, hence it can fit through any opening the size of its head."

bind KP_INS randomcat // Change KP_INS to whatever key you want this bound to