Just so we’re absolutely clear on what happened today:

There’s been a U-turn (The Sun):

Except that nothing has changed (the Scottish Lib Dems):

Let’s see if we can get a rhythm going.

There’s been a U-turn (the Telegraph):

Except that nothing has changed (Politics.co.uk):

There’s been a U-turn (Scottish Labour):

Except that nothing has changed (also Scottish Labour):

There’s been a U-turn (Scottish Tory columnist):

Except that nothing has changed (Scottish Tory leader):

There’s been a U-turn (Telegraph again):

Except that nothing has changed (the Spectator):

There’s been a U-turn (Guido Fawkes):

Except that nothing has changed (the Scottish Conservatives):

We could do this all night, to be honest, but you probably get the idea.