“I used to have a great job at a financial institution. But now, I have an even better job at the same financial institution.”

CollegeHumor recently pranked an entire subway car full of people when a panhandler, played by sketch comedian Carl Foreman, Jr., bragged about his successful life. The empty cup that he was holding in his hand throughout the speech was not for collecting money. He just finished his latte and didn’t want to litter.