I opened up a cryptic letter delivered to my door by Canada Post and found a bunch of 1st Generation Rock Energy cards bound up in plastic. "That's cool, I guess," I thought out loud to myself, not really sure why I had received this.

And then it clicked. This was my Reddit Pokemon Exchange gift!

"Fantastic!" I announced to the heavens. "But... What is it?" I turned the package over in my hand to noticed Brock's Onyx playing card. "Oh, cool. So, it's like they've sent me the card for my deck, and some energy cards so I can play him too. That's nice. And I guess they put it in these plastic bits to protect it. But, why can't I get it out? And also, what's this little pouch on the front of the energy card? And why are there coins inside?"

And then once again, it hit me.

"It's a mother-flipping hand-crafted Pokemon wallet! Full of every type of Canadian coin there is! With a main pouch for notes and a front pouch for coins!" I shouted excitedly to no one. And no one replied back, "Dude, that's a really cool gift. You should take pictures and post it to redditgifts.com for everyone to see."

And so here I am, frantically typing with a beaming face. This, good sir or madam, is the coolest gift I have ever received from a stranger on the internet. Thank you so much.

Now if only I had some British money to put in it!

P.S. Please contact me so I can thank you in person!