Despite BJP bigwigs Arun Jaitley and Amit Shah releasing PM Modi’s BA and MA degree certificates and marksheets in a press conference on Monday, Delhi CM and the paragon of honesty, Arvind Kejriwal’s conviction remains unshaken. The Delhi CM has now demanded carbon dating of PM Modi’s BA and MA degree certificates to establish their exact age, and thus their authenticity.

The AAP convener laid the groundwork for his demand early in the day with a few delectable retweets, including one in his trademark style.

Minutes later, he followed this up with a well phrased tweet that simultaneously implied PM Modi’s treachery and his own magnanimity.

The other AAP leaders quickly followed their leader’s cue, and let loose their own tweets, sparking another round of Bhakt-Aaptard skirmishes on Twitter and Facebook.

Later, journalist turned idiot politician, The Ashutosh called for a press conference, and declared triumphantly that AAP now has conclusive proof that PM Modi’s degree certificates are fake. Waving around a sheaf of papers, The Ashutosh declared that AAP had commissioned an independent scientific laboratory to carbon-date the photocopies of Modi’s purported degree certificates, and the results clearly established the age of the documents as less than a month. “Will the Modi answer?” he thundered.

BJP leaders Arun Jaitley and Amit Shah then called for a counter press conference, and demanded that before anything else, The Ashutosh must make public his 1st standard to 5th standard pass certificates.

“However,” said Arun Jaitley, “in the interests of putting this despicable debate to rest, we accede to the demand of carbon dating the Prime Minister’s certificates.”

PM Modi’s certificates were duly submitted to a carbon dating laboratory in Delhi, and an hour later, amidst much media glare, the lead technician emerged from the lab and announced that the documents were found to be approximately 33 years old with an error margin of plus or minus 5 years.

Arvind Kejriwal has now declared that the degree certificates of the technicians who conducted the test are fake, and demanded that they be carbon dated. It is reliably learnt that should these documents prove to be genuine as well, Kejriwal will demand carbon dating of the degree certificates of the technicians who carbon dated the degree certificates of technicians who carbon dated the degree certificates of PM Modi.