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ADD ONE THING AT A TIME.

Only add to the top of the Monument. Otherwise, it might fall over. Periods at the end of your additions will make the monument wobble.

The sky above, the mud below

A Lubbock snowstorm

The set of all run of the mill sets

A counterclockwise antidestabilizing hyphen

Man's first footprint on the moon

A destabilizing elipsis (take that fuckers!)

A putrid smell emanating from the office storage room

A curse of eternal youth

The Large Hadron Collider

The world's tinyest maestro

Philanthropic animal parts

The last time somebody died

A scathing retort

racecar

A startling palindrome

A resounding "Fuck you"

Paradise, containing a cheeseburger

The arguments of gods over blast radii

The blast radius of a nuclear bomb

A vermicious cnidarian

A cotillion

Weena Mercator as the Hopping Woman

Sir Francis Drake

A scabrous scabbard

Dreams of electric sheep

A good night's sleep

A bicycle basket filled with vegetables

The arm of your best friend

A Desk of Holding

Progressive rock

An infinite number of buttons

A finite number of shirts

Free gifts for siblings

Heartbreak Hotel

A stiff upper lip

A paper moon

A pronunciation dictionary

My favorite piece of embroidery, stained with blood

A packet of soy sauce

Rome

A human head sold on the black market

Your long lost twin

A half-full Cherry Coke

A sketch of a pencil

A resume for one Michael J. Fox (no relation)

A mysterious hotel room key

A bottle of cyanide filled Tylenol

A breathless 'Huzza Huzza'

A resounding 'Huzzah!'

A working internet-ready laptop computer

A pun on the word "growth"

An economic growth index of 20%

Fried corn

The Fourth Doctor

An octagenarian faking out an intruder with a fake heart attack

A bucket for the holding of drool

Milo Ventimiglia, buck naked

A scroll of Meteo for Hiro

Two copies of How Do You Stop an Exploding Man?

A child adopted for tax reduction purposes

A lake troll

A guitar made from pieces of the holy cross

The parents of Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, & Pickles, & the grandparents of William Murderface, eating at a burgerjoint whose name is a reference to a notable metal musician

A guitar, broken by impact with an evil-doer's skull

An exit on the left side of a stage

The snigger of a Hannah Barbara villain

Thre discovery of said Satanic messages by those wishing to hear them

An attempt to search for Satanic messages by playing the below forwards

A John Cage composition, played backward, though no one knew it

Johnny Cage

Johnny Walker

Toblerone Loufburrow, floating in the summer sky

The first mandatory HPV vaccine for young girls, free

The Caucasian Club for Men

A record collection of dubious origin

A murderous astronaut in a diaper

A kickass English professor with a sense of humor

Lies, in abundance

Dunstan Checks In, third greatest film of all time

All the king's men

All the king's horses

The broken remains of Humpty Dumpty

A gremlin under the bed

All of your children's worst fears

A wind answer re-reversing device

The answer the wind whistles back, but backward, so no one gets it but me

The earthly incarnation of the color yellow

An orange you glad I didn't say banananananananananananananananana

A banananananananananananananananana

A supervillain quiz result

The longest word in the Welsh language

Some over the top description of a common bowl of chicken soup

A round dozen pargon runes

A case of whiplash

An eyelash

Two baker's dozen of donuts

A square five

Four half-dozen cartons of eggs

The Holy 23

A .22 rifle

A missing poster for the number after twenty

1920

Seventeen eighteens

Sixteen levels of Tetris

Fifteen fnords

Fourteen inverted pyramids

Thirteen gratuitous verses

Twelve drummers living with their girlfriends

Eleven Pipers annoying the hell out of all the tourists

Ten lords a-leaping

A ten billion trillion trillion carat diamond

Nine ladies dancing

Eight maids a-milking

Scheven schwans a schwimming

Six geese a-laying

Five golden rings

Four calling birds

Three French hens

Two turtle doves

A beautifully decorated real Christmas tree

A partridge in a pear tree

Iceweasels

A bouncing blue ferret

A block of cheddar

A muppet's hairpiece

The old lady's shoe department

An overweight hippogriff

A fracas, a rumpus, & a gunwhale

A sign reading 'no Todds need apply'

A brouhaha

A four headed dragon missing a head

Green AND red apples

A kingly stag party

A kingly stag

A dire kraken

A dire wolf

A golden lion

Four green fields

A parsimoneous polyglot

An armpit scrubber

A single spent cartridge

A pearl of infinite value

An exclamation point

The broken sky

A million millipedes

Bread, wine, & a selection of thou

A night like this

A cold turkey

A dollar twenty five

A summation

A godslayer badge

A Heavy Weight Championship belt

A computerized sword slash

The turn of the century

A single molecule of minesculium

A brilliant briney brittle British brick

A dog of march, 30 days late

A finely tuned piano, falling fast

A pair of barbed wire hands

Your final instructions

A baby like me, only better

The final pieces of the puzzle

A steak-tastes-better pill

The election of a new ruler

A pair of cybernetic eyes

A rush to find the best musicians possible

A bag of Fritos, a bottle of Mountain Dew, and a can of Tab

Someone who knows all the secrets of your heart

One badass fucking fractal

A present from someone who you never knew loved you

A brief romance with a mythical monster

A desperate plea to save a child

A half-pony half-monkey monster

An invitation to an independent police force

A pod of dolphins swimming away without a word

A dozen people trying to use you

The pants that Mr Fancy Pants will wear in the Fancy Pants Parade

A religious argument between a living saint & a fanatic

All North Carolina

All the tea in China

Mr. Boddy's swimming pool

Your sister's body in the swimming pool

Captain Jack

A crystalline structure shocked by the scantily clad dancers at the Hustler Club

A membrane hyperpolarized by the loss of Ag2+

The silverware drawer

A pair of wax yak lips

Five copies of "There Stands the Glass" on wax

A beer bought for the glass

A gottle of geer

Ostracism

A bonzai Redwood

A scarred face bandaged with red silk ribbons

Burnt lemon juice

Invisible ink

Elements traced with radioactive ink

Radioactive trace elements

Stolen food for wingless flies

A dangerous action

The antics of a plucky shoeshine boy

A bald man's head shine

Hoboken

The end of the world, to rid of us hobos

A dust storm summoned by hobos

The Norns' pubic hairs

Destiny's boxer shorts

Fate's sense of humor

A bug unchanged

The evolution of human beings into olfactorotrophs

The collapse of the rest of the economy

A booming air freshener industry

A world afraid

A gnome musk

A gnome puller

A gnome launcher

A chicken-headed scepter

An annoyed mindflayer

The Other Hat

The Hat

A well-oiled moustache

My pants

Festive party foods spiked with caltrops

The hemophobes ward

A dentist lacking a degree

The mapping chamber

The hole of Russia

The whole of Tunisia

An exquisitely peeled banana

A finely crafted book binding

A delicately seasoned soul

A deftly sampled soul beat

A monkey contemplating Marx

The concept of writing

A solitary Feegle

But not one stitch of underwear

A thousand thousand girls at a slumber party

A thousand thousand fluffy pillows

A kitty batting a katamari about the floor

Assorted small animals attending a wedding

An instead of vegetables pill

The contents of Cynthia Rose's lunchbox

A steak tastes better pill

A two-part lead

A monkey with an aquamarine chainsaw

A blue pinata's feelings

As many pins as you can fit on the head of a staff

As many Staphylococci as you can fit on the head of a pin

An ancient marble

The means to silence a Camero what won't quit bitchin'

A golden throne wrapped in seran wrap

A reason not to laugh at that dog

An inalienable right determined via pure reason

Hawthorne's gumption

A trustee

A rust monster's left ear

A corrugated iron dildo

A plastered platypus

A voice as deep as the deepest trench in the oceans

The ninth hole of an alien miniature golf course

An electric guitar arguing with its component parts

A flying blue banana

A corkscrew's sister

A frying pan with a head shaped dent

A marooned velvet cape

A reeses peanutbutter monkey

A turbine in darkness

A bubbly blister

A cargo of bricks

A transcendental number line

A conga line

A band-saw cover

An ABBA cover band

A black velvet band

Super-saturated sweet tea

A ringing bell

Myng Rabbyt's LJ Icon that says "ONOZ! OMG!"

Waltzing one's matilda

A movie ticket, on the back of which the meaning of life is writ in invisible ink

The time of day in Chicago

Pins, a whole collection

Werewolves (in London)

A constable's shoes

Three vegetarian corndogs for the price of one

A gross abuse of the system

The TV I don't watch anymore; the last air-bender; Ray Vecchio's horrible suit; Diefenbaker the wolf; The Witchblade; The Bucket Of Absolutely Nothing (Yours free for only 99.99.99); Eyes Only's wheelchair; The Delphinius; Colonal John "Hannibal" Smith, on the jazz and loving it when a plan comes together; H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, petting his invisible dog Billy; Templeton "Faceman" Peck, charming a woman; BA Barracus, pitying the fool

A barnyard symphony

A sonnet written in hexadecimal

A wet pavement

Unconditional love without a restraining order

The reason god invented chocolate

A 4000kW potato clock

Every molecule of water ever

Homegrown java compilers

Dry cotton briefs

A probability problem explained with sugar packets

Elvis

A fallen spoon

Harmony & whore money

Paper lanterns floating on the river q22222222222222222222222222222222222

A blizzard in June in which three tadpoles have gotten lost on their way to school

A sleeping cat's comforts

A man named nobody

Contour model semantics

Wakka's voice

The inverse of gallop

A perverse joke told by a nun

Homer Jay Simpson

Demosthenes, stealing everything else

Locke, stealing everything beneath him & everything above him

A lock of spiky hair

A melodiously played harp

A broken hart

A washed up thistle

An expired livejournal account

A choad

A splined minter's stoat

A fine winter coat

The death curses of a thousand screaming gods

A glass clock

A broken digivice

The mineral deposits in a bag of pretzels

A bit of cauliflower that succobed to its evil side

A pretty but ill used armchair

The left eye of a beholder

A pound of expressway through the cultural cesspool that is the human heart

The most excessively extravagant curse ever uttered

The felonious deeds of a Vestal virgin in a tuxedo

A lemur with the deed to the moon in its glove compartment

The ten most interesting qualities of the fourth chord from the end of your least favorite composition

A minute quantity of foreign coinage

A beached whale's final speech to the gathering throngs

A tall order

Top Hat, starring Fred Astaire

Copycat Sin

The first carcinoma

Some Fritos, a case of Tab, and a 2 litre of Mountain Dew

A jig & five reels

A copacetic mophandle

A cracked vase

A porn cracker

The discography of Mink Stole

A nest of stink moles

A sine wave

A cine pone

Corn pone

A vampire with a Seoul

As they say in France, a Hamm Sandwich

A brevitous woman

A bout of depression in the form of tropical weather

The worlds tiniest autoclave

A clavier

The last of The Seven Dwarfs, you know, the one you can never remember the name of

Crumbs in bed

A surprising twist

A fellow American

Guybrush Threepwood's beard

Wild passionate sex with the dignity of the presidency

An attack on the dignity of the presidency

A work schedule with 42 hours

The process by which a horse becomes glue

The creativity of death

The death of creativity

A statue of the man they call Jayne

The Duchess Bakery

A Duchess, summoned to search the lagoon

Chamillionaire's best rhymes

A plate full of Matterhorn Chicken

The Matterhorn

A stripper from planet Moebius

A moebius strip

The third note of the song stuck in your head

A shivering slug in a maze of salt lines

A single lonely tribble

Tesla's death ray

A gun on the mantle in the first act

A timely shot fired from a nearby pistola

A wobbling weeble

The final death scene in Anaconda

Four men, five swords, one really big stick, and a pile of fruit

A thousand crunk muthafuckas

A discarded need

A deck of tarot cards missing the Tower; Michael Jackson; the Duke of Danger, standing on his head; A can of Bremner Wafers; a crossbow that can pierce garage doors

An artichoke's beating heart

An ellipsis

An exact replica of Scotland, scaled down to a quarter inch per mile

A tartan pony

Three shiny mix compact discs

Birthday presents

A dozen halophilic bacteria

The Deegan family

The Holy Grail

A gall stone

The son of a son of a sailor

The original copy of all roleplaying logs extant

The original copy of the first printing of the word 'copy'

The original copy of Detective Comics #7

The original copy of Napoleon's swimsuit calendar

The original copy of the Napoleonic Code

A reality show about mutants

The asteroid that might have caused the Great Dying

A disgruntled anomalocaris

The twenty two in hair styles

An Opblaaskrokodil

Aberdeen's last foot massage

A Sunday afternoon in a cool beer garden

A teddybear that looks like a scotsman in a kilt with bagpipes; the Mobile Operations Vehicle of Lubbock, Texas; Lone-Star's winnebago; a whip and a brown fedora; the Shankara stones; the ashes of Nurhachi; a Victrola-style crank-powered radio; a cartoon no one else seems to remember, about a deposed prince, a wizard, and his three familiars who all lived together in a tree

Mike the TV

Three lines from the worst poem ever written

An unlikely pair of crimefighters

A vastly improved air conditioning system

A poorly aimed airstrike

A log of ecstacy

The square root of negative one eyes

Three point one four one five two nine & so on pies

Two point five children

The calloused feet of a sedentary horseshoe crab

The beard of a wandering amoeba

A hoard of Mongolian pennies that sit just out of reach

A horde of mongols that live just out of sight

A plenipotentiary passage

A peck of pickled voonerables

A portable patio

A petrified banana peel

A sieve filled with pistachio nuts

A hologram of the Great Pumpkin

An extended version of every funk song about New Orleans

A blanket-covered elder thing

The growing concern over the condition of our children's teeth

The deed to a house in a vacant lot

A ball of wax engraved with your image, 10,000 years before you were born

A news anchor who has stolen your name

A circular pattern that is meant to depict the carbon cycle & the lives of the gods

A short sequence of good cigars

A long series of bad acting decisions

A malfunctioning continuum transfunctioner

A llama, mistaken for an emu

A gravid emu

A child's chewed crayon

The writing on the wall

A pox of Toves

A clutch of automatics

A murder of crows

A barrel of monkeys

A can of worms

A little drink of green elixir

An imported beer

A key shaped like a tank

A less than salubrious clock

A bald girl named 'Ewige'

An ornery cowbboy & his trusty horse, Dustbin

The dreaded Tesla-Terrapin

Whirled peas

A nitwit, some blubber, an oddament and a tweak

A collection of films about pirates

A single severed toe

A list of well named goblins

A lackluster tribute to the family values of the 1960s

The Partridge Family in a pear tree

Andy Partridge in a pear tree

A donut eating scene from Twin Peaks

A hundred thousand free donuts

A gondola on the river Danube

A plethora of kittens

A homosexual necrophilic duck & his dead partner

A katamari too small for this mighty edifice

Too many fucking Discworld references

A hat capable of FTL travel

A joke that no one gets

A truck that is like my love for you

Those sci-fi toys from the 80's where the spacemen all had magnetic feet and parts of the ships were motorized

Almonds

The color octarine

A big steaming bowl of Wolf brand chili

Banner's balls

R.O.U.S's

A dearth of pop culture references

Vinny Barbarino, standing on top of Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington, standing on top of Juan Epstein, standing on top of Arnold Horshack

A deck of cards

Errol the backwards-flaming swamp dragon

A sticky situation

A caterpillar

The deed to a treacle mine

A few keenly missed friends

A bucketpail full of ideals

A hung jury

Custer's Last Stand

A club with a nail in what is still a club at night

An Acadian accent

A seven by seven block of marching ants

Yertle the Turtle

A christening with wonder

A cask of truffle oil

The cow as pure as blood

The resulting child of putting the middle son of a Russian Tsar atop the third daughter of a farmer from Iowa

The middle son of a Russian Tsar

The third daughter of a farmer in Iowa

A shotgun for each hand

The icy stare of an irate duchess

A thousand thousand cornfed fucks

A well preserved monotreme

The seed of the Pumpkin King

Nick Cave's vestigial tail, kept in a jar by his dear old mum

Albert Renkarr's Nipples

Your mom's livejournal

Your Mom

The Mona Lisa

A pez dispenser shaped like Mike Rotch, Attorney at Law

All things Rocket

A gnarly full can of pringles I haven't touched since I bought it

A caribou

A Carib

A can of worms, fresh from the bait shop

An inflatable knife

Murphy's Law

A cigar smoking turtle perched atop a mound of cigar ends

A book of names properly spelled

A page from the book of love

Ire

A natural royal flush

A perfect day

The contents of a dead man's livejournal

Bela Lugosi rising out of his coffin with a pissed off look on his face

The tiniest bunny you ever did see

The temptation of wheat

A mad psionist

Some damn buzzard perched on a cactus

The sky

A newly erected telegraph pole

The entire collection of books written by John Steinbeck, stacked precariously

A still wriggling swordfish

The heritage of a thousand silverback gorillas

A bucket of water squeezed from a virginal dwarf

A natural 20

The alpha and the omega

Minas Morgul, fortified

The color blue

An eiffel tower constructed of toothpicks and gumdrops

A sea lion

A 15th century French castle

A prescription for drugs the patient doesn't need anymore

An elephant tower from the likes of Dumbo

A ladder

The Gras

A bad pun

A herd of whores

A herd of horses

Dubya's stupified expression

The stains on a golden chastity belt

The hairstyle of the Empress of Spain

A drop of curdled milk

An English dictionary abridged with a chainsaw

A salt shaker

The arrogant magnanimosity of a feline monarch

Gratitude for the below mentioned list

A bag labelled 'Aliments pour Perruches'

A list of good books

A living chestwig

A crow's nest

A raging case of crabs

A vial of oxygen

A balancing beam

An oyster

The Ming dynasty

A giant eggplant's thoughts

The ability to fly

A shoehorn

A box of hats

A lincoln log