Warning: Here be series-wide spoilers!

PREVIOUSLY ON SURVIVOR: VANUATU…

LET’S GET THIS SHOW STARTED!

It’s now Day 11 at the men’s camp! And the guys are squabbling over which spots around the fire are the most favourable.

Shortly afterwards, they see two guys on a boat approaching the beach and honking their shell horns.

One of them steps off and says something in the local language that the men can’t understand, apart from two words: “one chief”. Sarge steps forward and thinks he’s going on the boat with them, only to be handed a special stick before the two locals paddle away.

By the way, anyone notice the glaring continuity error in the edit where it clearly shows Sarge wearing the necklace before the boat arrives? Doh!

Over at the women’s camp, they also get a visit from the boat men, and they all select Scout to get the special stick.

While Leann is doing her confessional about how confused she is about what this whole chief thing could possibly mean, she gets a rather rude interruption…

EARTHQUAAAAKE!!!

After the ground decides to calm down, the two tribes meet up on the beach. Jeff then explains what the deal is with the chiefs…

DROP YOUR BUFFS, WE’RE HAVING A TRIBE SWAP!!!

Scout and Sarge are in charge of picking the new tribes via schoolyard pick.

REWARD CHALLENGE!

It’s the Dive Masters challenge. Winners get a waterfall trip, plus Pringles and beer.

Bubba sits out. Off we go!

Despite Chris losing one of the markers and Sarge blowing out one of his ears, it’s neck-and-neck. Time is running out and it’s down to Chris vs Ami…

Lopevi wins reward!

At the reward, the new Lopevi are already a bunch of happy campers. Especially Twila, as she now gets to hang out with the guys.

The last remaining Generic Bro is happy that the Fat Five have been separated which could buy him some more time in the game.

Over at the new Yasur camp, the girls are showing Rory and Bubba some hospitality.

Well, everyone except Ami, who goes full blown Straw Man-Hater by refusing to teach them their coconut tricks and gets mad that her little concubines are getting along with those icky boys.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!

It’s the Jungle Relay with boats. First tribe to retrieve their flag wins, losers get Tribal Council.

While Jeff explains the rules, Bubba decides to send out a secret message to Chris. However, Ami notices this little exchange…

Uhoh.

Scout sits out. Off we go!

Lopevi have a slight lead, which increases greatly due to Rory struggling big time with the outrigger knot. Yasur end up with an even bigger deficit when they do a bad job of pushing off the boat. Even Jeff has a Probst Dick Moment by making fun of both tribe’s crappy paddling…

Lopevi wins immunity!

After Yasur arrive back at camp, Rory is scared that one of the two guys are going to be on the chopping block. And he has every right to feel that way because Ami is now on the warpath due to Bubba getting his hands caught in the cookie jar.

Just before the tribe head off to Tribal Council, Rory and Bubba have a little farewell prayer circle together as they face their inevitable fate.

TRIBAL COUNCIL!

As the new Yasur arrives at Tribal Council, Jeff asks if there’s still a gender divide. Lisa feels that she’s getting along great with the guys, but Leann feels the opposite.

Ami then puts Bubba on blast for his little spy attempt. Bubba tries to get out of it by claiming that he was trying to work out if Lopevi were going to throw the challenge. Ami is not impressed and says outright that he wouldn’t be the target if he didn’t go all double agent on them.

Ouch.

Rory then says that the only hope the two guys had was for Yasur to win immunity. Bubba tries to plead his case by saying that he worked his ass off.

Scout then says that she picked two of the three guys she really wanted on her tribe.

It’s time to vote!

Let’s read the votes! Will this be one of the most obvious boots ever?

No duh. Farewell Bubba, not exactly the best secret agent in Survivor history.

See you guys for episode 6!