Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect baseball game on Tuesday night when he gave up a single.

It was a great night for America’s two favorite pastimes: baseball and racism.

lmao. what is #carma?

Yes, missing out on perfect baseball game is totally the payback America has been waiting for…

See! At least this guy knows a bit of history. HASHTAG hiroshima, HASHTAG nagasaki.

I often receive requests to “post some nice, positive tweets.” Here are some people who really wanted Yu Darvish to pitch that perfect game:

Props to Twitter for offering to translate that last tweet.