man: i challenge you to... man: a living contest! man 2: i accept! man: yeah! *later* *men are staring at each other* *later* *men are staring at each other, slightly older now* *later* *men are staring at each other, seem to be very old now* *later* *man is in casket, other man is standing over it* man: in. your. face! *man jumps out of casket* man: boo! man 2: AHH! *man 2 is dead on the ground* man: ha! man (holding chest): oop- *man falls back into casket* IT'S A TIE!

Part of the Contests series.