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1. Socrates — Market Director

"The unexamined life unliked Instagram is not worth living keeping in your feed."

"There is only one good, knowledge fashion, and one evil, ignorance credit card spending limits."



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2. William of Ockham — Fashion Director

" Entities Outfits should not be multiplied repeated unnecessarily."



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3. René Descartes — Style Editor

" Cogito Tweeto ergo sum." (I think tweet, therefore I am.)

"One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said made by one philosopher designer or another."

"If you would be a real seeker after truth style, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things everything in your closet."



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4. Ludwig Wittgenstein — Stylist's Assistant

"Whereof one cannot speak find the right shoes, thereof one must be silent create a completely new outfit."



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5. Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel — Market Editor

"What is rational fashionable is actual worth buying and what is actual worth buying is rational fashionable."



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6. Bishop George Berkeley — Blogger

"If a tree falls in the forest fashion editor tweets at a show and no one is there to hear favorites or retweets it, does it make a sound was she really there?"

"To be is to be perceived photographed. (Especially with your new Céline bag.)"



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7. Friedrich Nietzsche — Online Fashion Editor

" God Print is dead! "



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8. Albert Camus — Fashion Assistant

"There is but one truly serious philosophical Fashion Week problem, and that is suicide seating."



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9. Jeremy Bentham — Market Editor (Under $100 Market)

"The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation fast fashion and knockoffs."



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10. Immanuel Kant — Accessories Editor

"Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination handbags."

" Metaphysics Fashion Week is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic knockoff Louboutins."



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11. John Stuart Mill — Accessories Director

"Liberty consists in doing buying what one desires."



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12. Bertrand Russell — Stylist

"It is undesirable to believe a proposition support a trend when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true it is completely unwearable."

" Science Fashion is what you know own. Philosophy Style is what you don't know how you wear it."



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13. Thomas Hobbes — Luxury Editor

" Leisure A no-limit AmEx black card is the mother of philosophy style."

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14. William James — Fashion Journalist

" Philosophy Fashion is at once the most sublime and the most trivial of human pursuits."



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15. Aristotle — Personal Style Blogger

"She who is unable to live in society increase her social media following, or who has no need because she is sufficient for herself, must be either a beast or a god."

" Happiness is Retweets are the highest good."



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16. Plato — Senior Accessories Editor

"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play one look at her accessories, than in a year of conversation."



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17. Epicurus — Street Style Photographer

"The greater the difficulty more absurd your outfit, the more glory in surmounting it likely you are to be photographed during fashion week."



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