Let's all high five Lady Gaga. Because despite her tendency to treat every day like a fancy dress party - and her determination to mutilate the balls of her feet - she does speak some sense sometimes.

"I find lesbians to be way more daring than straight men when it comes to coming on to you, and I really like that," Gaga admitted, while men and women alike stared unblinkingly at her shell bra. "It wasn’t until I found a guy who could come on to me as strong as a lesbian that I fell in love."

"I’ve taken a few dips in the lady pond - I like girls. I know people think I just say things to be shocking but I like p**sy. It just depends whose p**sy it is. "

See - that makes loads of sense.

Gaga also used the opportunity to talk about Miley's recent reluctance to wear clothes in public.

"I think everybody needs to lighten up and leave her alone. It’s pop music, and everybody’s entitled to their own artistic expression and if you have a problem with that, just change the channel," she said, passionately, while a few middle-aged parents searched frantically for their remote controls. "I don’t understand the incessant need to go on and on about hating things."

"She’s 20 years old, and if anything, I give her props because she’s growing up in front of the entire world and maybe she’s not so happy with the things that she did in her career when she was younger and she wants to be free. Let her do what she wants."

And if none of that makes you gaga for Gaga, fear not - she talked about One Direction, too. PHEW.

"I don’t feel it’s fair that I’m asked to choose the cutest member because they’re all pretty damn cute," she said. Which makes the most sense of all.