"Of course I can't! My hands are both full. Duh. You're so lazy sometimes, I don't understand it. Hold my lemon wedge while I sip my fancy umbrella drink? Wonderful. Don't drop that. Or that. You seriously need to up your game if you want to have the privilege to carry my things, Potter, honestly.Sometimes I wonder if appointing you my honorary book bitch was a good idea.""...Book bitch? What exactly does that entitle?""You get to be around me and I'll try not to look THAT much better than you, but its hard with MY face. And you get to touch my things. Like that incredibly expensive book buckle. DON'T DROP IT."...I have no life.