As for the vigilante/not-quite-royal-guard idea, I’m working on some ideas for NaPoWriMo, but good dialogue is challenging to get right.

“My name is Fizzlepop, but you’ll address me as Commander or Ma’am. On weekdays I make sodapop and ice cream, but for the next forty eight hours, I will make you all slightly less of a disgrace to the uniform than what I see right now.”

- Newly appointed military advisor to guardsponies at a monthly training weekend

