This is my first Reddit gifts experience, and let me tell you, I am beaming.

When I first singed up I not so subtly eluded to the fact that I've been wanting this cat shaped keyboard that meows when you press the keys. I happened to see it at Target and it brought me pure unadulterated joy. For the past two years,I've coveted over this thing. But, my girlfriend more or less said no to it. (Annoying, I would never shut up with it, not worth the money.)

I mentioned other things in my bio that I liked (cats, cereal, coffee, art, etc) to make it easy and stress free to choose something for me, so I honestly wasn't expecting for my Santa to pull through on a silly off hand comment I made about a cat keyboard that's made for ages 2-6.

Well, the day has finally arrived. And honestly, when I see the package at the door, I'm excited for whatever it could be. I'm pretty grateful and easy to please. Like a giddy child on christmas morning, I tear apart a rather large sized cardboard box addressed to me and low and behold, IT'S THE FREAKING CAT KEYBOARD.

My reaction a mixture of laughter, tears of joy, and a gesture that can only be described as the fist pump Jesse gives when Free Willy jumps over his head and into the ocean. I have patiently waited two years for this moment. This moment I can finally conduct music with only some sick beats and the meows of a cat.

Anonymous (I think, I couldn't find my Santa's user name) Secret Santa, you are the true MVP. And you made one strange grown woman very, very happy. Thank you, a thousand times, thank you.