A Chinese vlogger tried to shock her audience by eating a live octopus during a livestream. It didn’t go exactly as planned. Instead of the woman eating the octopus, the octopus ate her.

The vlogger who is known as “seaside girl Little Seven” shared a video on the Chinese social media platform Kuaishou of her attempting to eat an octopus that was still very much alive and wriggling. The cephalopod quickly turned the tables and attacked the woman’s face. You come at the king, you best not miss.

The octopus was no tiny calamari, this was a large sea creature and I’m not even sure exactly how she was going to eat it. The octopus latched onto the woman’s face with its suckers on its tentacles and would not let go, even when she pulled hard. As she tugged at the animal, she screamed “painful” and “I can’t remove it” into the camera. “Look how hard it’s sucking,” she said.

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She finally was able to rip the octopus off her head, but it had left a small wound on her cheek. Turnabout is fair play. “My face is disfigured,” she said in the video. Now this is a real eating challenge — a food that fights back.

You have to appreciate how the cameraperson didn’t miss a beat and also didn’t put the camera down to help as their friend gets eaten alive.

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Wait a minute. I’ve seen this person before. She was in that movie…

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The vlogger vowed, “I’ll eat it in the next video.” I have my money on the octopus.

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[NYP]