If there was anything as inevitable as the media car crash of Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke’s parting of the ways, it was that the topciality-chasing Nando’s would be the first brand to make fun of it.

As well as a radio ad declaring its restaurants a Bingle-free zone, the brand has created Bingle Free Zone signs that punters can print out and stick up in their offices.

Dr Mumbo can see that one becoming a hit. The brains behind the stunt are The Sphere Agency.