I picked up a suspicious envelope from my work reception today. The envelope was marked "Firebox", which I was worried was a reference to some kind of STD :-P

Opening it up I found the Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing - a valuable resource for expanding my vocab! Maybe my posts had too much uncreative abuse for my Secret Santa! Also Modern Toss - good work!

Also inside was an interesting looking tool. I have yet to break it out of its packaging (might possibly require another tool altogether). It is no sonic screwdriver, but should help me on my way to becoming a Dr Who/James Bond-like figure.

At the very bottom was a lil' card and a bag of sweets (immediately consumed).

Thanks, Secret Santa! (or not-so-secret - the invoice had your name and address! Though not your username!)