Tile Name Tile Text Author Debut Edition

Why Don't My Friends Visit More Often? Give 6 to one person. [alternate Why Does She Hate You?]

Michelle Jaros

Why Did Michelle Move Away? Drink 6. [alternate Why Does Jenga Hate You?]

Michelle Jaros

Beauty Swap - Michelle Swap places with the second most beautiful person at the table (after Michelle). [modified Beauty Swap]

Michelle Jaros

Rumsfeld Pick someone. You must actively disagree with everything they say for the rest of the game. [ refined Repellent/Rumsfeld]

Michelle Jaros

Michelle Pfeiffer Quit your job and become a Pink Lady from Grease 2 or drink 1.

Michelle Jaros

Michelle Kwan Wear ice skates for the rest of the game or drink 2.

Michelle Jaros

Michelle... My Belle Speak only in French for the rest of the game or drink 3.

Michelle Jaros

Me'shell Ndegeocello Sing "Wild Nights" for 1 minute or drink 4.

Michelle Jaros

Jaros Hall Pass If you need to leave the table, you must raise your hand and ask Ms. Jaros' permission.

Michelle Jaros

Wasted Education Drink 1 for every year you spent in college that is now meaningless in your chosen profession.

Michelle Jaros

No Depth Perception For the rest of the game you must drink with your eyes closed.

Michelle Jaros

Broken Toe For the rest of the game you must pull pieces standing on your toes.

Michelle Jaros

Pearl Harbor [mod] "Every time I see the sunset I'll think of you... drinking 5." [see original Pearl Harbor]

Michelle Jaros

Jewbilee Give 1 for every famous Jew you can name (limit 5).

Michelle Jaros

Why is Phil such a bitch? Give 6 to one person [alternate Why Does She Hate You?]

Phil Cook

2nd Tour of Duty [alternate Take 2 and Redo]

Phil Cook

Damn Chinese sweatshop kids! [alternate Do Over; the original has no Jenga stamp on it for some inexplicable reason]

Phil Cook

Phil Jackson Coach any NBA team to 2 non-consecutive 3-peats or drink 1.

Phil Cook

Prince Phillip Kiss a live frog or drink 2.

Phil Cook

Regis Phil-bin Give someone $1,000,000 or drink 3.

Phil Cook

Egyptian Peacekeeper Make a rule. You must mediate any disagreement for the rest of the game.

Phil Cook

Drill Instructor You must "motivate" everyone as they pull their pieces.

Phil Cook

Full Metal Jacket Give the tower a name, and talk only to it for the rest of the game.

Phil Cook

Blind Man Everyone pulls pieces while looking through Phil's glasses. (Phil must pull without his glasses.) [no longer applicable since Phil's eye surgery]

Phil Cook

Johnston Atoll Move as far away from the table as you can, and return only to pull your pieces.

Phil Cook

Stan's Menu Give 1 for every Stan's menu item you can name (limit 5).

Phil Cook

Condiment Delivery System Do a shot of ketchup or finish your drink.

Phil Cook

Squirrel Examine all sides of any food you eat for the rest of the game.

Phil Cook

Phil Cook Drink a shot of tequila mixed with another liquid of your choice. Chris Sniezek



Andy Glahe Give 2 if you have ever experienced a Crump. Drink 3 if you do not know what a Crump is. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Anchorman Get 2 new beers (1 beer if <7 players). The person to your left drinks as much as they want from these, then passes them on to their left, and so on. You must finish off whatever gets back around to you. Chris Sniezek



Hey You For the rest of the game, no one may refer to other players using proper names or gestures. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Rise and Fall Drink 1. The next player drinks 1 more or 1 less. If they drink more, the next player gets the same choice. When someone chooses to drink less than the last player, the next player must drink 1 less than that, on down to zero. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Polish Cavalry Swap drinks with the person whose drink is most full. You must finish the drink, and they must drink half of the one you give them. Chris & Rob S. Sniezek 2004

Dyngus Day Attract a girl's attention by hitting her with a pussywillow and give 2 or be too shy and drink 3. Rob S. Sniezek 2004

Double Contract Give one person 2 drinks. If they counter by saying "Family Influence", they only get one. If they counter with "Mob Power", you get 1 and they get 1. With either counter, it becomes their turn; otherwise, play proceeds normally. Chris Sniezek



Chain of Fools Give 1. That person must give 1, and so on. This continues until either someone gives one to the person who just gave them their drink, or to you. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Can of Whoop-Ass At any one time during the game someone gives you 2 or more drinks, you may give them 10 drinks in return. If you are a Bodyguard, you may also do so if the drinks are given to the person you're guarding. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Elder Land Wurm Any time you give drinks to someone, they get 1 extra. You may not give drinks to anyone who has not given you drinks since this came into effect. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Güsselscheist Interpret for everyone the artistic meaning behind the outfit worn by the person to your right. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Black Lotus At any time during the game, you may give 3 extra drinks to someone you give drinks to. If you do not do this before the tower falls, you must drink 3. Chris Sniezek



Grizzly Adams Everyone who has never grown a full beard nor French-kissed a man with one must drink 3. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Rock, Paper, Scissors On a count of 3, everyone throws Rock, Paper, or Scissors. You drink 1 for every person who beats you. Every person who matches you gives 1. Every person you beat drinks 1. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Three-Man You are the Three-Man. Whenever a new row is completed on top of the tower, you must drink 2. If you place the piece that completes a row, you may make someone else the Three-Man. Chris Sniezek



Heavy Kev Every player who weighs less than you do must drink 2. You must drink 1 for every player who weighs more than you do. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

No Guts, No Glory You may no longer pull blocks from the center of any row. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Jefe Factor

Pick another player at random. For the remainder of the game, you may only give drinks to this player, and must talk smack to them whenever you do so.

Chris Sniezek

Sniezek 2004

Not It

(Do not read this aloud: The last player to touch their finger to their nose must drink 2.) Chris Sniezek

Sniezek 2004

Free Pass

Do not place this on top of the tower this turn. On any future turn, you may place this instead of pulling a new piece.

Chris Sniezek

Sniezek 2004

Dammit, Jim!

"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" Drink 1 and give this to another player to place on top of the tower.

Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Quitter

The next player must finish their drink, and is out of the game. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Reverse

Reverse the order in which players take their turns. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Stuck On You

Pick a "conjoined twin" - a player to your right or left. You share a liver: any drinks given to either of you may be distributed between you as you see fit. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Quiet, Please

From now on, anyone who talks or makes noise during your turn must drink 2. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

10% Lie

Every player who masturbates must drink 1. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Moving Violation

If you've ever had sex in a motor vehicle, give 2. If you've done so while it was moving, drink 2. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Sibling Rivalry

Give 1 for every sibling you have. Drink 1 for each of them that is playing. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Baby Got Back

Give 2 to the player whom you think has the best behind. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

4077

Give 1 for every doctor you can name who lived in "The Swamp". Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

YAWP

Sound a barbarian YAWP! Everyone must now refer to you as "O Captain, My Captain." Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Copycat

Follow the instructions from the block placed just before this one. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Here's To You! Everyone playing may give you 1 drink, and drink 1 along with you. Chris Sniezek Sniezek 2004

Mexican Standoff Give 1. That player may give you 1 back. You may then give them another. Continue until one of you opts not to give a drink. Rob S. Sniezek 2004

Arms Race Give 1. That player may give you 1 back. You may then give them 2; they may give 2 back. Continue until one of you opts not to give drinks. Chris Sniezek Camp Gimmiyabeeya