This one’s for all the youth movements out there…

(To the tune of YMCA)

Young Jews, your summer camps are so fun

We let you think, that they’re “democratically” run

I said Young Jews, you can think what you want

As long as you love Israel

Young Jews, Israel’s pretty much fine

I said Young Jews, don’t teach about Palestine

Or we won’t fund you, and your youth movements will die

On a few, rich Jews you rely

You need your funding from the UJIA

Don’t disobey us or We Will Not Pay

You’re democratic, but we get the final say

Just in case you kids vote the wrong way

You need your funding from the UJIA

Saying Kaddish for Gaza, Is Not O Kay

We inspect you each year, and control what you do

To ensure you’re the right kinda Jews

Young Jews, don’t mourn when Israel kills

I said young Jews, remember who pays your bills

We will phone up, and force your mazkirut

to condemn you on facebook

Young Jews, embody Jewish values

Youth movements, you get to do what you choose

But remember, justice has its limits

When it affects Israel’s right to exist

You need your funding from the UJIA

You must be zionist or We Will Not Pay

Non-zionism is not, an acceptable view

If you want us to count you as Jews

You need your funding from the UJIA

We fund every Jewish org In The UK

You can’t escape us, we have total control

We decide who’s on the payroll

Young Jews, please stop making a fuss

I said young Jews, don’t democratise us

We like to decide, where our wealth goes

Like the modern day pharaohs

Each year, we make youth movements compete

For our money! – well we are the elite

We want to see you, cheer the Jewish state

Tell your kids: Israel is great

You need your funding from the UJIA

For Palestinians you must never pray

They are all terrorists, even their kids

Don’t mention Gaza in your bids

UJIA we censor every Thing That You Say

Young jews, young jews you must support the jewish state

Young jews, young jews nonzionism is what we hate

UJIA you need your funding from the UJIA

Young jews, young jews you must obey us

Young jews, young jews don’t democratise us