Embrace that which is underrated, unappreciated, or simply undiscovered





1. Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon

2. The Cheap Seats

3. Lucy Liu

4. Sitting in Your Car Until The Song Ends

5. Telecom stocks

6. A Good Meal

7. Colin Harrison Novels

8. Real Breasts

9. Pittsburgh

10. A Spanking

11. Inaction

12. Peace and Quiet

13. Museums

14. Swearing

15. Saturday Mornings

16. Johnnie Johnson, Chuck Berry's Piano Player

17. Missionary Position

18. Limited Choice

19. Talking Up the Old Lady

20. Sideburns

21. Sleep

Even their worst buddy movies are like bad pizza--not that bad at all.You don't have to be on top of the action. Occasionally seeing a game from way up here can give you a new perspective.Always has that look in her eye like she's about to give you the best sex of your life. And then cut your throat for enjoying it. Any of you guys mind? Anyone?Bye-Bye Miss American Pie is 10:03. So what!Made cheap through bashing, leprous through scandal . . . yet we're all still paying the phone bill every month.One that doesn't come from a box. One you're not rushing through. One not simmering with tension from yesterday's arguments. Just a meal that someone cooked because they give a damn about you.Don't know him? Look him up.A couple of flesh-covered Swiss balls look great whipping around a fire pole from 50 feet away. But hands-on, the real things still rock.Beautiful, fun, surprising, cheap. (Like that girl in '92.)But never in the heat of the moment. A formal cheek-lashing that the naughty one knows is coming, and why it's coming. Naughty woman or naughty child? Your call.Sometimes the worst decisions are made because you decide you have to do something.A campfire, a dog, a beer net in the stream, and no humans for 48 hours.Alone, you can lose yourself. With a girl, you can act and crack wise. With kids, it's painless culture, with a caf... hot dog waiting at the end.The effectiveness of a well-timed and perfectly pitched profanity.Getting anything done before 9 a.m. on a Saturday.You can barely hear him on those old records, but check out Johnnie B. Bad--you'll hear why Mick and Keith brought him onstage during their most recent tour.The car chase of sexual stunts--done a thousand times. But done well, always a crowd-pleaser.Thousands of mutual funds, hundreds of cable channels, and scores of toothpastes are depressing the hell out of us, according to no less than five recent studies. Just line up three options and pick one.It's common to hear tell of nagging, harping, and griping. Rare is the man who speaks of his mate's caretaking, encouraging, and giggling.Just let the suckers grow. Muttonchops are the new mullet.It's the one thing we all think is expendable that's not.