WARNING: Graphic language…

Joe Newby at The Washington Examiner has found a real doozy of a “comedian.” Her name is Laura Levites – with obviously no connection to the priests of the Old Testament. (She’s an atheist with a fondness for Ricky Gervais.)

“I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian so that they have NO reproductive rights,” she wrote on Twitter, using the hashtag “#HobbyLobby.” She certainly knows how to draw attention to herself. Newby said that’s not all.

Pls #Boycott @HobbyLobbyStore I’d rather shop at Home Depot for a hacksaw to chop off David Greens dick just so I can shove it up his ass — Laura Levites (@LauraLevites) March 26, 2014

She also expressed her hatred of Christians in a tweet calling conservative Christians “scumbags,” claiming they are “really trying” her patience. “Why can’t Agent Orange be legal?” she asked. In another tweet, Levites said she would pay for Hobby Lobby’s David Green to be castrated. She went so far as to advocate violence on Green, proclaiming she would purchase a saw from Home Depot to cut off Green’s male organ so she can “shove it up his a**.”

Pls #Boycott @HobbyLobbyStore I’d rather shop at Home Depot for a hacksaw to chop off David Greens dick just so I can shove it up his ass — Laura Levites (@LauraLevites) March 26, 2014

Like the rest of the feminists, Levites wants complete sexual autonomy, which somehow includes insisting that everyone buying an insurance policy must agree that “women’s health” includes her contraceptives: “I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

In January, after Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.) delivered the GOP response to Obama’s State of the Union, Levites also went into Hulk-smash mode. “I want to rip out the uterus of that pro life C**t Cathy McMorris Rodgers and eat it, so I can see the surprised look on her frigid face,” she tweeted.

Her Twitter profile says she “teabagged the Tea Party” and features her wearing an “I [heart] Haters” T-shirt: