Last time we saw Rebecca Bunch she was standing on a cliff, swearing to bring destruction and ruin to Josh Chan. It's eight months later. Two weeks in West Covina time. We finally get to see her Chan Plan.

And boy, is it a doody -- er, we mean doozie.

Amber and Suzanne squee and squirm their way through the showstopping season 3 premiere of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge." And we have so many questions...

How long will Rebecca keep up this femme fatale costume, both physically and emotionally? Is Valencia dead? Will Colin Crowley ever meet Josh Chan? How many gift baskets did NP3 send to Rebecca? How satisfying is it to see Darryl stand up for himself? Will Rebecca really send that gift to Josh?

We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly un-Bunch-like.

SONGS:

Where's Rebecca Bunch? (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend cast)

Let's Generalize About Men (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Steven M. Gold and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lovell, and Gabrielle Ruiz)