No-one gets drunker than Juncker, you might say, if you believe the tittle-tattle. At the Bildeburg Meetings, he’s always the first to get up and do the Owl Dance and before starting his long days of systematically undermining all of the United Kingdom’s political and economic interests, Jean Claude likes nothing more than slurping frantically at a sizeable snifter of cognac while eating his cornflakes or, more likely, sprinkling chocolate on hard cheese – as that’s what they do over there.