Dec. 31, 2015 by MoarPewPewPlz I WANT TO KNOW THEIR USER NAME, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED OFF THE STICKER IN FRANTIC SEARCH FOR IT...IT WAS JORDO SOMETHIN

On the xth day of Christmas my secret santa gave to me... Fiiiiiive GRAND PRESENTS!

My Christmas was set after this. I didn't care if I didn't get any presents from my family after this, I felt like a kid all over again. My title explains it all...my secret santa was more than prompt, they sent this thing as early as Halloween man. That's how fast they were. I believe their name was Jordo or something, I saved the paper from the shipment but upon trying to search for it to finally post this VERY LATE THANK YOU I accidentally ripped it and the name was ruined. I know it starts with a J, so I'm gonna nickname my secret santa J-Boss cause this person is a boss.

My presents? I was only expecting one. Really.

1st - got an amazing Rick and Morty shirt of a Meeseeks! LOOK AT ME! I wore it to the next time I went to work. Working at a bookstore at a college campus, a bunch of students complimented my shirt, one girl even took a picture of me in the shirt. I'm famous now. Momma I make you proud. Shouts out to my secret santa J-Boss. My actual boss AKA manager would like a word with you about the distracting shirt though (Not anymore though, think he forgot, but he was confused for a good moment).

2nd - Sketchbook. Now I have so many sketchbooks dating back to my embarrassing middle school level art skills, but I was still thrilled to have one, because every sketchbook is like a chapter display of my art at that period. And I'm saving this beauty for when I get way better. It gives me hope. I name my sketchbooks after whatever e-Sports pro player signed it, one book is named after Puppey from DOTA2 Team Secret, another one is named the Dendi Fear book. I shall name this one after J-Boss.

3rd + 4th - Pencils + Sharpener. Can't sketch without pencils and a sharpener! The message J-Boss left for the sharpener was "Don't get stumped". Promise you boss, I will try not to. If I ever do, I'll sharpen up.

5th - My sexy sleek beautiful Spirited Away book. I kind of have a weird story with this one...after I opened the box, I needed to take a shit real bad. Sorry, I know. I really wanted to look inside this book though so I brought it to the bathroom while doin my deuce duty. Spent a little too long looking at it that the toilet almost swallowed me by the time I realized I was still in the bathroom with this book. I made sure not to taint this book. So I cleaned my hands like a surgeon afterwards and I'm now oogling at this book in appropriate situations such as at my chair or when laying down in bed. I usually like to look at these books before I sleep like a little kid tucking themselves to sleep.

Where the hell is the more than 10 rating. This present is more than excellent.

Thanks for reading my shitty (hoho) stories of rudely late thank you to my Secret Santa J-Boss.