Every "That's What She Said" Ever

# Episode Speaker Straight line

2.02 -1 Sexual Harassment Michael Jim: "No thanks, I'm good."

2.02 -2 Sexual Harassment Michael Pam: "My mother's coming."

2.02 -3 Sexual Harassment Michael Jim: "Wow, that is really hard."

"You really think you can go all day long?"

"Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling..."

2.10 Christmas Party Michael Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"

2.12 -1 The Injury Dwight Doctor: "Does the skin look red and swollen?"

2.12 -2 The Injury* Michael Oscar: "You should put butter on it."

2.17 Dwight's Speech Michael Dwight eats grapes.

2.21 Conflict Resolution Michael Angela: "You already did me."

3.01 Gay Witch Hunt Michael Himself: "Put this matter to bed."

3.03 The Convention# Michael Jan: "I can't stay on top of you 24/7."

3.05 Initiation* Stanley Michael: "They taste so good in my mouth."

3.10 A Benihana Christmas Michael Waitress whispers in his ear.

3.12 Traveling Salesmen Dwight Michael: "I want you to think about it long and hard."

3.18 -1 Cocktails Michael Jan: "Let's just blow this party off."

3.18 -2 Cocktails Jan Herself: "Why is this so hard?"

3.21 Product Recall Michael Himself: "I need two men on this."

3.23 Beach Games* Everybody Michael: "Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily."

4.02 Dunder Mifflin Infinity Michael Himself: "Can you make that straighter?"

4.02 Dunder Mifflin Infinity Michael Himself: "That job looks hard."

4.02 Dunder Mifflin Infinity Michael Himself: "You should put your mouth on that."

4.04 Money Michael Himself: "And up comes the toolbar."

4.07 -1 Survivor Man Michael Himself: "That's what I said."

4.07 -2 Survivor Man Jim Michael: "I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard."

4.08 -1 The Deposition Michael Himself: "Come again?"

4.08 -1 The Deposition Michael Lawyer: "And you were directly under her the entire time?" (2×)

4.08 -2 The Deposition Stenographer Reading back Michael's testimony.

4.09 -2 Dinner Party Michael Jan: "Well, you are hardly my first!"

4.12 Did I Stutter? Michael Dwight: "Force it in as deep as you can."

4.14 Goodbye, Toby# Michael Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up."

5.01 Weight Loss# Jim Dwight:"Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."

5.01 Weight Loss* Michael Jim: "It's gonna be tight."

5.04 Crime Aid Michael Himself: "It squeaks when you bang it."

5.05 Employee Transfer Michael Holly: "Don't make it harder than it needs to be."

5.06 Customer Survey Pam Kelly: "Dwight, get out of my nook!"

5.13 Stress Relief^ Michael Himself: "Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?"

5.16 Golden Ticket Dwight David Wallace: "This is huge."

5.25 Café Disco# Michael Himself: "I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you."

6.02 The Meeting Michael Jim: "Instead you screwed me."

6.03 The Delivery Michael Jim: "Put it away."

6.20 New Leads Michael Darryl: "You need to get back on top."

6.23 Body Language^ Oscar Michael:"Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!"

6.26 Whistleblower Michael Michael: "Get it up. That's what..."

7.06 Costume Contest Dwight Dwight: "The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth."

7.08 Viewing Party Michael Gabe: "Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be."

7.09 WUPHF.com^ Michael Himself: "Oscar is my queen. That's easy, gimme a hard one."

7.14 The Seminar David Brent Himself: "Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself."

7.16 PDA Holly Herself: "I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work."

7.22 Goodbye, Michael Michael Himself: "This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest."

9.05 Here Comes Treble Creed Clark: "There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths."