LOREE: I'm from the college newspaper and we'd like to know if you violated open meeting laws when you fired President Czar?

REGENT: Of course not! We held an open meeting and kept a window open the entire time!



LOREE: That's not what that means. Do you even know what an open meeting is?

REGENT: Sure I do, but why don't you tell me what you think it is?



LOREE: Fine, an open meeting is where all involved are out of the closet homosexuals. Is that what you held?

REGENT: Well played.



