So around the shipping deadline, YouSaucyBastards reached out to me. I kinda forgot to check out redditgifts and I did not read his message on here but needed a phone number for shipping. I gladly complied.

Then … nothing. Well. I was away for Christmas. So maybe that.

Nothing.

But my Santa marked it as shipped. It surely will arrive.

Then … nothing.

Start of the work week, my Santa reaches out to me and he is like: "Oh my god! Something's off with FedEx. Can you please reconfirm your address and phone number?" – so I did.

Next day, my Santa sends me another message, panicking slightly, because FedEx apparently had handed my package to the Lost and Found. I have no idea how much time he spent on the phone with them. He probably now has a picture of him / herself hanging in the FedEx customer support department.

Next day, I see a missed call on my cellphone from a random number. I call – it's the FedEx delivery dude, speaking in a super broad local accent "Yeah man, you were not at your office, so I drove off." I told him I was. He told me he couldn't find the entrance. I explained. He told me "I'll try tomorrow". I tell him "Fine".

Ten minutes later, the FedEx dispatching centre calls me, asking me why I wasn't at the office. Random

Two hours later, my phone rings: "Hello Mr. BigThunderbear? FedEx driver here? Are you around? I got some time now!"

Well yes, I was. Read on in the picture captions...

(PS: I will play a song and record tomorrow. OP will deliver.)

OP delivers: https://vid.me/C4pI