"LETTER OF DEMAND"

"This is a letter of demand for the amount of $5,000.00 (five thousand dollars) for discrimination and harassment and a violation of civil rights as you have broken the following Federal law as a moderator in Extreme Games."

"1983 Civil action for deprivation of rights."

"You are in violation of United States Federal Law which is the cause of this law suit. If these demands are not met within 30 (thirty) days legal action will be taken in the city of Port Orchard in the state of Washington for discrimination and harassment. You are not above the law. And you will be shown this TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE in this matter and your immediate attention is required."

ROFL I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, LOOK:

This story I am about to tell you is so fucking weird, I have no idea how to classify it, but it deals with EG, so you can all relate to it. Here goes:-------------------------------Friday, after I got out of work, I went to my mailbox to find a note that I have to sign for a certified letter or package. I figured the ride home from work today (Monday) would be a good time to pick it up, and I did just that. I received a letter for which I had to sign 3 different documents for. I walked outside, opened it up, and was AMAZED at what I read:Didn't make any sense to me. It looked official too, from "Shannan Hannah", which also had a symbol next to it, making it looks like a law firm or something. I read on:WTF????? I totally knew right then what this letter was referring to:Then it goes on stating theIm sitting in my car reading this thing, thinking of this thread, wondering what the hell this letter is? I read on:By now I'm ROFLING. This can't possibly be real. The telephone number is all zero's. It's not from an attorny or a court. All it is, is a letter demanding money.The bitch actually took the time to look me up, made the letter, AND EVEN SPENT $6.49 TO SEND IT CERTIFIED!!!!!!-------------------------Dear Toppy,I'm sorry you feel the way a pre-pubescent teenage girl would feel after you were banned from EG for 1 day by yours truly. Thanks for making me feel special with the time and effort you put into your wonderful letter. Not only were you banned a day, but I made you spend time and effort, probably some gas, writing utensils, supplies, and six dollars and forty-nine cents in shipping and handling. Because of your efforts, this letter goes on my wall next to Christmas Cards from 2005, and just above my bowling pin.Sincerely,EURA*FAG