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In what sense is this a pushback against the elites, especially given the size of government today and the privileged position of its employees? If Ashton cares to examine the numbers, she will discover that those in public life are paid far better than their private-sector counterparts even before you include the lavish pensions they’re making somebody else pay for. In return Ontario teachers’ unions, for instance, are absolutely crucial to the re-election of the regime that treats them so generously.

It is hard to find a more classic example of an elite backscratching pact. Yet I do not believe the brave MP for Churchill-Keewatinook Aski favours disrupting such arrangements by contracting out, school vouchers or other ways of giving ordinary people choices at the expense of the comfortable lives of public-sector insiders.

Drat those elites. They’re everywhere. Including her mirror

Even her call for tuition-free post-secondary education at government institutions, which the Post says garnered “roaring applause,” is classic pro-elite pseudo-demagogy. Presumably it includes colleges. But it particularly subsidizes university, which costs more, lasts longer and generally attracts those with reasonably affluent parents. How is it progressive to give them an extra boost at the expense of the working class?

If the goal here is more accessibility, it makes sense to offer means-tested support not subsidize the well-off. And while I’m at it, can one imagine a more complacent elite institution than a government-funded Canadian university with its six-figure salaries, tenure, generous pensions and underpaid sessionals doing about half the teaching, as though feudalism had been restored while no one was looking? Does Niki Ashton want to privatize universities or abolish tenure to shake up the elites? Hoo hah.

Who, one wonders, are these naughty elites that haunt Niki Ashton’s dreams? Transnational corporations? The gnomes of Zurich? The patriarchy? And what exactly are they “holding us back” from? Massive deficits to stimulate the economy? Socialized medicine? Turning our backs on any sort of war-fighting capacity? Gay marriage, abortion on demand and gender equity in cabinet?

Drat those elites. They’re everywhere. Including her mirror.

National Post