According to their website, Dryden & Palmer was “founded by Charles Dryden and Noah Palmer, two friends looking to share their love of rock candy with the world…What makes [their] rock candy so special? Quite simply, it is the purest form of sugar available.” According to AMC’s Breaking Bad, Heisenberg Enterprises was “founded by Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, a former-teacher and student looking to share their love of meth with the world…What makes [their] meth, Blue Sky, so special? Quite simply, it is the purest form of meth available.”

Rock candy, especially blue rock candy, and Blue Sky aren’t that dissimilar, which is something Breaking Bad fans have taken advantage of on the Amazon page for Dryden & Palmer’s “Blue Raspberry Rock Candy Crystals.”

Reviews include:

This stuf is, like, over 99% pure, yo. I bought some a few weeks ago and I could’t believe how good it was! By far the sweetest on the market. Can’t go wrong with the blue, yo.

This blue crystal is the best crystal I have ever had. When I saw that it was just $7 a pound I couldn’t believe it at all! I was thinking of re selling it to make some of my own money but I can’t go through with parting with it. The best part is that it is made right here in the USA (I heard though that it was financed by some German company though). If you are looking for top quality crystal this is the stuff. It is 99% pure and you find anything better. If it is sold out on Amazon I would suggest going to visit Badger – he usually has the mad hook ups on this stuff.

This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape! Blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that.

You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am the one who knocks.

They could charge twice the current rate for what they provide and customers would pay it, hands down.

The fans have even turned on one another. One review reads:

I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED ONE OF THE CRYSTALS AND MY ENTIRE ROOM EXPLODED!! ALL WINDOWS AND FURNITURE NEED TO BE REPLACED!! STAY AWAY!!!

Which elicited the following response:

I don’t like this review because the fulminated mercury that Walt made was the same color and texture of the meth he made. This blue rock candy is used a prop to replicate the meth made with Phenylacetone, which causes it’s blue color. They only started using phenylacetone at the end of season 1, which was after the scene with the fulminated mercury.

Breaking Bad fans are the best.

(H/T Lauren O’Nizzle) (Via)