This autumn, two years will have passed since the German invasion of Liverpool.

We all remember where we were when we heard that Jurgen Klopp – the visionary, charismatic, uber-successful manager of Borussia Dortmund – would be saving the Reds from the Brentian command of Brendan Rodgers. And if you don’t, it’s probably because you were too excited to form a coherent memory.

How the time has flown. Admittedly, no, the titles and trophies haven’t flooded Merseyside quite as instantly as fans might have hoped, but we are still all better off for living in a Kloppian Britain.

Here are just a few reasons why everybody ought to pause and cherish the 50-year-old's presence here, beginning with this umbrella hat, worn with an unknowable amount of irony on a recent holiday to Ibiza:

This umbrella hat