A duty solicitor has told of her shock at finding a human poo on the floor of Westminster Magistrates’ Court.

Yesterday Marianna, who tweets under the name Legally Brunette, posted these distressing words: ‘Not even lying; someone has s*** on the floor outside court 7.’

During an interview with Vice she explains that speculation was rife that a ‘homeless man’ had wandered into the court and human faeces ‘sort of fell down his trousers’.

She said that cones were erected to cordon off the poo – which was ‘quite spaced out’.


Apparently it fell from the trousers of a homeless man (Picture: Dan Dennison/Getty Images)

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