Senator Mary Landrieu: South Dakota Borders on Canada, You Know

I'm pretty sure that South Dakota implies a more northerly Dakota.

Remember, these people are all super-smart, per the media, who are all super-smart themselves (Also per the media.)

Some possible movies:

In a land of mystery and confusion, one intrepid soul attempts to find a way. Senator Mary Landrieu in...

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Or, how 'bout:

When a state goes missing, Detective Mary Landrieu is on the case. Can she discover....

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Or even:

In the world of the future, the evil Canadian Empire has annexed North Dakota.

But resistance fighter Mary-6 Landrieu will put things right.

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Or even:

Mary Landrieu just wanted a day-trip to Canada. But thanks to a wondrous map and a GPS system that had a mind of its own, she wound up in a magical world of cattle and corn.

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Or finally:

They tried following her.

They tried anticipating her every move.

They got hopelessly lost. Because Senator Mary Landrieu went in a direction They couldn't have foreseen.

Mary Landrieu stars in...

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