Brooke Metz

USA TODAY

Why buy one wax figure of a former president when you can buy five — right, John Oliver?

After the Hall of Presidents and First Ladies Museum closed in Gettysburg last year, late night hosts like Stephen Colbert and Rachel Maddow swooped in to snag their own wax presidents (Colbert got Zachary Taylor and Maddow took home Dwight Eisenhower). And, of course, Oliver wanted one too. Or, you know, five.

“We are five times stupider than any other TV show,” Oliver said.

The famed five include Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton (“Or to be more accurate, John Travolta in primary colors as Bill Clinton,” Oliver joked), Jimmy Carter and William Henry Harrison, “who died of pneumonia 31 days into office, and this is probably exactly what he looked like when he did,” according to Oliver.

Oliver also picked up Warren G. Harding, who he said he likes the most — so much, in fact, that he made an entire movie trailer about him.

The video shows wax Harding in a variety of presidential situations that prove to be pretty hard for a wax figure, like signing a document (his glasses fall off) or just standing up (he falls down—a lot).

“His name was synonymous with grace and dignity,” the narrator says before wax Harding falls from a car.

Oliver recruited actors James Cromwell, Laura Linney and Anna Kendrick to star alongside Harding.

Watch the whole clip here. Warning: Language is NSFW.