KLOWNUS: I've been watching a lot of Storage Wars lately. I decided to try mu luck and bought this locker for $400 sight unseen.



HOBO: Aren't you worried about what's inside?

KLWONUS: Worst case scenario I find nothing.



CHRIS: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Who were you expecting to meet in here?

KLOWNUS: Not again!



