Extremely cheap people and post-apocalyptic crusaders against zombies have a common friend in Costco: On their website, the wholesaler is selling Thrive, which consists of a year’s supply of dehydrated and freeze-dried food, all served up in gallon-sized cans. The price tag: $800. (If you buy it after October 10th, it jumps up to $1000.) That’s 5,011 servings of food, most of which have a shelf life of up to 25 years. Here’s what you get:

First, check out the delicious cans o’ food:

Here’s the rundown:

This THRIVE 1 Year 1 Person Food Storage package contains 84 #10 (gallon size) cans. See below for specific package contents. Grains 8 Cans of Instant White Rice (48 servings per can)

12 Cans of Hard White Winter Wheat (44 servings per can)

3 Cans of 6 Grain Pancake Mix (50 servings per can)

2 Cans of Elbow Macaroni (45 servings per can)

Vegetables 6 Cans of Dehydrated Potato Chunks (42 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Sweet Corn (46 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Green Peas (41 servings per can)

1 Cans of Dehydrated Chopped Onions (45 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Mushroom Pieces (48 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Broccoli (47 servings per can)

Fruits 2 Cans of Organic Apple Slices (48 servings per can)

2 Cans of Freeze-Dried Strawberries (45 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Blueberries (50 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Blackberries (49 servings per can)

2 Cans of Freeze-Dried Raspberries (48 servings per can)

Dairy 6 Cans of Powdered Milk (43 servings per can)

3 Cans of Chocolate Drink Mix (48 servings per can)

Proteins/Beans The taste and texture of TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein) is consistent with real meat, making it a great addition to vegetarian diets 3 Cans of Bacon TVP (47 servings per can)

3 Cans of Beef TVP (44 servings per can)

3 Cans of Chicken TVP (45 servings per can)

2 Cans of Taco TVP (42 servings per can)

6 Cans of Pinto Beans (49 servings per can)

1 Can of Black Beans (49 servings per can)

2 Cans of Lima Beans (49 servings per can)

3 Cans of Lentils (52 servings per can)

6 Cans of Whole Eggs (236 servings per can)

Cooking Basics 2 Cans of White Sugar (46 servings per can)

Yum?

Meat eaters who don’t like the sound of that “TVP” stuff and want some real animals to eat once they tire of those 1,416 servings of whole eggs can splurge for the fancy THRIVE Premium Meat Essentials Package: 96 servings each of roast beef, chicken, and ground beef.

(via Marginal Revolution | Costco page)

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