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OK, no more Connery accent, we promise.

The only instance we could find where someone is bigger than Connery in a poster is Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, where they presumably used photo trickery to make Ford appear larger because he's technically the star of the movie.

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But look at Connery's face there -- he's pissed. He's clearly thinking, "I'll show that whippersnapper." And sure enough, Connery got them to include a second, actual-sized version of Ford right below him. Just to set the record straight.

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"I'm 12 yearsh older and 12 feet taller."

J.F. Sargent does the Twitter and the Tumblr every now and again. Gabe likes email, and always does the same things on Twitter and the online radio station he DJs for. Kier Harris has a Twitter, and you can send him your kidneys via email.

For more on actors doing the exact same thing all the time, check out The 9 Most Typecast Actors of All Time and 7 Actors Typecast in Bizarrely Specific Roles.

And stop by LinkSTORM to see David Wong's best Blue Steel.

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