So I have been doing no nut November and I made the decision to convert my excess nut into extra brain cells in order to do better in school. I have since learned this is an AMATEUR MISTAKE! After I converted my excess nut into brain cells they remained in my testacles. Now my penis has become SELF AWARE! If anybody knows how to cure a sentient penis please let me know! Seriously I need HELP! P.S. the penis typed this out not me