how to tie a tie (for college students) step one: buy a tie *student is at the register* student: i\'m gonna put that on my neck and get jobs! step two: google how to tie a tie *student is sitting at the computer* student: i can\'t get the length of this stupid thing right! step three: once tied correctly, keep it tied like that FOREVER *student has a tie around his neck and his hands on his hips*

this is how it went for me at least =)