From: ********@reply.craigslist.org

To: *******1@sale.craigslist.org

Subject: Fisherman Gnome – $25 (santa fe)

Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 06:43:42 -0700

Hello,

Is the gnome still available, really interested. Please let Me know

Tim

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On Sep 19, 2013, at 12:08 PM, “craigslist 3989904921” *************@sale.craigslist.org> wrote:

Yes it is.

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From: *******************@reply.craigslist.org

To: **************@sale.craigslist.org

Subject: Re: Fisherman Gnome – $25 (santa fe)

Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 13:59:41 -0500

Hello,

Great I’m glad you still have it.

I am an avid collector of garden gnomes. I have over 1500 in my collection. Each one has its own story, that combines into a greater story.

My gnomes are members of an Internet spaceship fairing, rag tag group called LAWN. They are led by Basil Vulpine, master of logistics, with a soothing Sean Connery like Scottish accent. Another member of the high command is Basils Wife, Eingang vulpine, head diplomat and the real leader of the alliance if you know what I mean, lol. LAWN is part of a greater coalition called the CFC lead by the fearsome Goonswarm Federation. LAWN along with their CFC partners just conquered and lead a diplomatic coo to take the galactic regions of fountain, delve, and period basis from there mortal enemy’s Test Alliance Please Ignore, and tribal band.

The 1500 gnomes work in unison mining, ratting, plexing and Blowing up others spaceships in an endless quest collecting interstellar kredits and the tears of there enemy’s.

So what is your gnomes backstory? And how will it fit in with the rest of my gnomes?

Thanks

Tim

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On Sep 19, 2013, at 4:00 PM, “craigslist 3989904921” <**************@sale.craigslist.org> wrote:

My Gnomes only like to fish . He is not in to intergalactic travel or killing aliens. He just like to kick back with a beer on the bank of a lake and catch fish.

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From: Thetim ******************@reply.craigslist.org>

Date: 09/19/2013 4:49 PM (GMT-06:00)

To: *****************@sale.craigslist.org

Subject: Re: Fisherman Gnome – $25 (santa fe)

Hello again,

I think your gnome could fit right into LAWN. He could fly around in N3 renter space in a interdiction nullified cloaky Tech 3 class strategic cruiser, perhaps a tengu (once his training is completed of course) he would be fitted with a covert cynosural field.

While drinking quafe, the strongest drink in the universe, he would sneak up on unsuspecting N3 ratters, fishing if you will. He would heroically light his covert cynosural field, and soon the rest of LAWN would bridge in rendering the N3 ratters ship into galactic dust. He would become the hero of the CFC and the interstellar kredits would flow.

I think he would fit in nicely. Please send in his full API information so that we can make sure he’s not a spy.

What’s his name by the way, this is really important, I can’t have a gnome without a name.

Does he have any alts (other gnomes) available for purchase?

What would be a good time for him to drop corp so I could pick him up?

Thanks again,

Tim

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His name is Phuckett Anfeedum Fisheads. My wife said she isn’t to keen on him fighting intergalactic wars. She didn’t rise him from a sack of quickcrete to be a fighter. He doesn’t like being around of a lot of other gnomes . He comes from a one gnome famliy. The wife has said I can’t sell him to someone that will send him to war. He’s a lover not a fighter.

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