Despite the drubbing Oculus Rift has earned itself for having sold out to FaceBook, a slew of dedicated designers have refused to give up on it (or at least have nowhere better to turn yet) – with one such developer creating an interactive breast-groping simulator featuring haptic breast controllers for maximum interactivity, a long desired invention that for many may yet be the Rift’s killer app.

A video of the simulator in action utilizing Pink Pineapple’s highly coveted mouse pad:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24418264

Critics have already been lambasting what is sure to be a mega-market as an unacceptable perversion of the device’s true raison d’être of allowing simulated mass murder in ever greater fidelity.