A good music video can make a mediocre song tolerable, but a bad music video of an equally bad song creates an aural singularity of fart-stained terribleness. These are the worst we've seen so far this year -- and 2013 is far from over. Consider the following your State of the Union address for "Things That Will Make Two of Your Five Senses Atrophy," or perhaps a sonic Cerberus of "Shittiest Song of Summer 2013." In any case, we're sorry.

3 Limp Bizkit -- "Ready to Go"

Limp Bizkit is a band you and your older brother used to listen to while playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater back when Bill Clinton was president. Sadly, that ragtag group of nu-metal miscreants didn't survive the transition when the 1990s collided with the 2000s, but now they're back with a brand-new music video that literally features a 40-year-old man taking a shit in a public restroom.

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Which is really the perfect representation of Limp Bizkit as a whole.

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That's Limp Bizkit frontman/terrible rapper Fred Durst, with mature flecks of wintery gray in his "guest-starring on Breaking Bad" beard, informing us that despite all appearances to the contrary, he is still a legitimate rock star drowning in pussy. He delivers these boasts while pooping (see above) and standing in the middle of a suburban driveway doing his best Brett Favre impression: