"Suck on my long form!"

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Crap Up: Republicans are having a major meltdown over questions—particularly from civil rights icon Rep. John Lewis—over the legitimacy of a Trump presidency, and they want President Obama to “step up” and do something about it. (Warning, choking danger: Do not have food or liquids in your mouth while reading this.)

Donald Trump's team is still plenty steamed after a leading House Democrat described Trump as an illegitimate president - and there are now calls for President Barack Obama to act. Trump's incoming White House chief of staff says the congressman, civil rights leader John Lewis of Georgia, is being "irresponsible" and has started a "firestorm." Reince Priebus tells NBC's "Meet the Press" that Obama should "step up" and "call it what it is - it's wrong what is happening, it's wrong how some of these Democrats are treating President-elect Trump."

Indeed. It’s time for Barack Obama to step up—for the tiny fingered, popular vote losing puppet of Putin, who spent eight years leading the “birther” jag-off movement—and defend Trump’s legitimacy. He should get right on that.