11:11 PM - #Roselucky: I'm so hot right now

11:13 PM - coppercore: oh my?

11:14 PM - #Roselucky: yeh bby

11:14 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: R63 THYME

11:14 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Roselucky was tired after a long, slow, boring day of running his flower stand

11:14 PM - #Roselucky: I am now a naughty druid with a big bosom

11:15 PM - #Roselucky: oh

11:15 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: It was the second week since hearts and hooves day and the second day of the first hard heatwave of ponyville's early-come summer

11:15 PM - sna_fu_bar: And he'd given up on his dream of writing a fanfic.

11:16 PM - #Roselucky: I didn't give it up

11:16 PM - #Roselucky: fuck

11:16 PM - #Roselucky: I'm just in a rut Snafu

11:16 PM - #Roselucky: I don't know

11:16 PM - #Roselucky: it's complicated

11:16 PM - #Roselucky: Short's a douche

11:16 PM - #Roselucky: and I hate Douche's

11:16 PM - sna_fu_bar: Fix him.

11:17 PM - #Roselucky: uhg

11:17 PM - #Roselucky: it's been so long

11:17 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Having carefully placed the unsold flowers into their carrying containers - and irratably noticing how few containers remained unfilled - he closed the shutters, locked everything down, and headed for home.

11:18 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: As he trotted along the street he found his pace had a slight bounce and swing to it, as his mood suddenly caught an unseen wave and rode it to a subtle state of euphoria

11:18 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: something was different, but roselucky couldn't quite put his hoof on it

11:18 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Was he hungry?

11:18 PM - #Roselucky: This better end with me having sexxors with Roseluck

11:18 PM - sna_fu_bar: No, with Bonbon.

11:18 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: No, that wasn't it. There was 4 empty flow carriers in his pack and he had only sold one plant that day.

11:18 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Was he thirsty from the heat?

11:19 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: No, that couldn't be it either - he had drunk plenty of water and possibly a little more of bonbon's sugarcane rum then he should have

11:19 PM - sna_fu_bar: Drinking on the job Cinor? Shame.

11:20 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: It came to him like a boner to a middleschooler.

11:20 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: He was horny as fuck, and he had no idea why.

11:20 PM - #Roselucky: oh god

11:21 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: There was no single mare who was the focus of this unexpected and not entirely welcome sexual drive, but just a need in general to pound some fine pony bootay.

11:23 PM - LunarWolves: I'm off to work. Take care everyone.

11:23 PM - LunarWolves disconnected.

11:23 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: He immediately thought of the two mares who had stopped by the shop that day, considering both of them delectibly saucy and very attractive in their own way. Applejack was strong and athletic and could probobly go for days straight (not that roselucky would need more then a handful of minutes in his current state), but then Twilight had the sexy librarian thing going for her, and who knew what freaky sex thangs she could do with her magic?

CHOOSE YOUR SCARE!

To go to the library, turn to page 4.

To go towards sweet apple acres, turn to page 19

11:24 PM - coppercore: wtf

11:24 PM - coppercore: seriously, wtf

11:24 PM - #Roselucky: LIBRARY

11:24 PM - #Roselucky: LIBRARY

11:24 PM - #Roselucky: I GO TO LIBRARY

11:24 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: TURNS TO PAGE 4

11:24 PM - coppercore: am i reading a clopfic being wrote in real tiem?

11:24 PM - coppercore: *tiem

11:24 PM - coppercore: *GOD DAMN IT

11:24 PM - coppercore: TIME

11:24 PM - #Roselucky: yeah

11:24 PM - coppercore: k... i'm really, really scared now

11:25 PM - coppercore: someone needs to post this btw

11:25 PM - Lossy: A choose your own adventure type even

11:25 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: With the unquenchable flame raging so angrily in his loins he knew he wouldn't need the extreme levels of stamina that applejack could bring to the table, so he headed off towards the library to find Twilight Sparkle, the living embodyment of (potentially very pleasurable) magic

11:26 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: His trot turned into a run, and then into a full blown canter

11:26 PM - #Roselucky: I want to touch her

11:27 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: like a freshmen running for the big white telephone during his first meeting with everclear, roselucky recklessly bolted towards his destination, one target on his mind, one picture in his mind's eye

11:27 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: He could see it now, Twilight sparkle laying on her soft purple bedsheets

11:28 PM - #Roselucky: yuss

11:29 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Her rustled mane that lay about her head and luxurious coat blending perfectly with the sheets beneath her

11:29 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: only the light pink stripe in her hair and the red blush of her cheeks standing out from the sea of beautiful pruple around them

11:30 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: His imagination so fuelled by desire he could feel his hooves sliding down her sides as he knelt above her on the bed

11:30 PM - #Roselucky: 8=w=D

11:30 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: down her sides and to her crossed legs

11:31 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: her could feel her pretend to herself that she was resisting before she let him gently uncross her legs and move them apart, reveal her -

11:31 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Suddenly three things happened seemingly at once

11:32 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Roselucky's mind started to slow as an all-too-familliar sensation rocked his entire body

11:33 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: his slow mind unable to proccess it's surroundings, the moment his back right hoof landed in a wet, slippery, sticking puddle on the floor it slipped out from under him and his wreckless momentum carried his face straight into the dirt

11:34 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: He lay there, one leg covered in his own shame, face covered in blood and dirt, and floppy horsecawk laying against his belly and yell "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!"

11:34 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: the end.

11:34 PM - coppercore: wha... hataz you don't actually write fanfics do you?

11:34 PM - Lossy: /me claps

11:34 PM - VankoTheBrony: Wha... what are you guys talking about...

11:34 PM - coppercore: cause that was one of the biggest WTFs i've ever read

11:34 PM - sna_fu_bar: shhh vanko

11:34 PM - sna_fu_bar: don't interrupt

11:35 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: nothing to interupt

11:35 PM - VankoTheBrony: don't shh me!

11:35 PM - sna_fu_bar: I didn't shh you

11:35 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: I will release the first two chapters of a sequal and then never write on it again

11:35 PM - sna_fu_bar: I shhh'd you

11:35 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: I'll blog about a chapter on it's way in 10 months

11:35 PM - sna_fu_bar: I think Hataz should do the honor of posting it.

11:35 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: to get your hopes up

11:35 PM - coppercore: hatz you are a bastard

11:35 PM - coppercore: hahahahah

11:35 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: but then I won't really write it

11:35 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: Don't worry cinor

11:36 PM - HatazGunnaHahalol: it happens to all of us some time

11:36 PM - coppercore: or you'll rage at some stupid fans on fimfiction, delete all you stuff and never be seen or heard from again