Far right kooks fail to show up, overthrow America

There were supposed to be “millions” of God-fearing, freedom-loving, gun-hugging American militia crackpots in Washington DC today, taking back America while dodging Obama’s drones.

But somewhere along the way, “millions” became “dozens.” May have to put that “overthrowing America” thing on hold.

Apparently the #AmericanSpring is 50 white people standing outside drinking coffee! When does the impeachment start? pic.twitter.com/bzG8nQgz7s — JamesFromTheInternet (@JamesFTInternet) May 16, 2014

I’m not going to embed it here, because it may cause brain damage, but if you must see these Neanderthals in “action” there’s a live video feed here.