Corporate Gibberish Generator™ Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com

Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.

(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.) Company Name:

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish: A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. SipsCo is the industry leader of transparent channels. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become user-centric, customized? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think social-network-based. Think back-end. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack platforms. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable? We have come to know that it is better to unleash virally than to streamline intuitively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become B2B? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to transform your robust feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will seize the capacity of initiatives to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We will extend our aptitude to implement without lessening our capability to utilize. We understand that it is better to generate vertically than to monetize virtually. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to monetize extensibly leads to the aptitude to reinvent ultra-virally. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined media sourcing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. Without implementation, you will lack process management. SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of 60/60/24/7/365 macro-compelling reporting. A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to unleash courageously. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric architectures and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-platform, customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge, collaborative, magnetic eyeballs" really mean? We will cultivate the term "robust". We will cultivate the capacity of virtual, granular solutions to reintermediate. If you morph extensibly, you may have to scale compellingly. We believe we know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also innovate virtually. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will raise our capacity to empower without diminishing our capacity to drive. SipsCo practically invented the term "metrics". We believe we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to empower vertically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Think social-network-based. We often monetize reality-based web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack methodologies. The capacity to benchmark seamlessly leads to the power to innovate globally. Without micro-data hygiene, you will lack data hygiene. Without well-chosen sexy e-businesses, experiences are forced to become social-network-based. We will integrate the commonly-used jargon-based term "co-branded, innovative". SipsCo is the industry leader of dynamic users. A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to generate courageously. Without well-chosen web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. The architectures factor is frictionless. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-purposing supervising. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. SipsCo is the industry leader of integrated mindshare. What does the industry jargon "enterprise, plug-and-play" really mean? What does the term "customized" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be subscriber-defined? We will inflate our capacity to enhance without reducing our power to architect. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. SipsCo is the industry leader of integrated holistic, open-source obfuscation. We will revalue our capability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to drive. Without TQC, you will lack super-macro-convergence. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be clicks-and-mortar? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C raw bandwidth management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "innovative, web-enabled e-business, customized interactive, innovative bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize easily. We will widen our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-magnetically than to target proactively. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? The capacity to empower holistically leads to the capability to deliver holistically. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to engage wirelessly. What does the term "viral" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, bleeding-edge, sexy cyber-ubiquitous bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think open-source. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become user-centric, customized? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think social-network-based. Think back-end. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack platforms. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable? We have come to know that it is better to unleash virally than to streamline intuitively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become B2B?If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will seize the capacity of initiatives to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We will extend our aptitude to implement without lessening our capability to utilize. We understand that it is better to generate vertically than to monetize virtually. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to monetize extensibly leads to the aptitude to reinvent ultra-virally. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined media sourcing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG.A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to unleash courageously. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric architectures and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-platform, customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge, collaborative, magnetic eyeballs" really mean? We will cultivate the term "robust". We will cultivate the capacity of virtual, granular solutions to reintermediate. If you morph extensibly, you may have to scale compellingly. We believe we know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also innovate virtually. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails.We believe we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to empower vertically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Think social-network-based. We often monetize reality-based web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack methodologies. The capacity to benchmark seamlessly leads to the power to innovate globally. Without micro-data hygiene, you will lack data hygiene. Without well-chosen sexy e-businesses, experiences are forced to become social-network-based.A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to generate courageously. Without well-chosen web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. The architectures factor is frictionless. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-purposing supervising. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean?What does the industry jargon "enterprise, plug-and-play" really mean? What does the term "customized" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be subscriber-defined? We will inflate our capacity to enhance without reducing our power to architect. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly.We will revalue our capability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to drive. Without TQC, you will lack super-macro-convergence. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be clicks-and-mortar? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C raw bandwidth management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "innovative, web-enabled e-business, customized interactive, innovative bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize easily. We will widen our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-magnetically than to target proactively. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"?What does the term "viral" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, bleeding-edge, sexy cyber-ubiquitous bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think open-source. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. 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