Hey there. I’m Ricardo Marquez, and I used to have 15 seconds of fame in the MLB Fan Cave. Now I write/photoshop/photograph stuff for my site SouthpawRhubarb. I don’t have a profound reason as to why my site is called that. It sounded cool at 2 in the morning. Before you go on to look at some terribly photoshoped images of athletes playing musical instruments, I just wanted to take a few seconds to thank Mitchell Miguel Marcus Michael for letting me be a part of this year’s Blogathon to support Doctors Without Borders. If you can spare the funds, please donate whatever you can to a great cause. Without further ado (or is it adue? I don’t fucking know. I dropped out of college), here are baseball players playing saxophones.

DOUBLE MANNY!

Ricardo Marquez is a 27 year old failed comedian hailing from Southern California. Ricardo spent the entire 2012 baseball season in the MLB Fan Cave and went on to work for Major League Baseball in 2013. He moved from his lush apartment in New York City back into his parents house in Covina, California where he sobs openly, dreaming of the life he once had. You can catch his work on his personal website SouthpawRhubarb.com and follow him along on Twitter/Instagram @iBlogBetter.

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