Man, I started laughing maniacally as soon as I opened the box. Successfully scared the sweet Jesus out of my sister in law. Thank you for getting me something that was never (and never would be) on any wish list I have ever had, but which I find truly delightful. This is why I love redditgifts. You, sir, have helped make my b-day month awesome.

Thanks for not sending a bunch of candy. I live with a 2 yo & a 4 yo. There is always so much candy in the house.

BTW, the candle smells amazing. I love the jar that it is in because I can keep it for treasures after the candle is done.