You probably analyze dates with your friends after the fact, but have you considered making your impressions a tad more public? Natalie Walker, 25, an actress in New York, decided Yelp was the perfect vehicle to execute exactly that genius idea, and now the entire Internet is benefitting from her enterprising attitude.

Most dates are a stroll down memory lane, since they took place around half a decade ago.

"I chose to review mostly dates from over five years ago so that the wounds wouldn't be fresh, and I could talk about the dates from an emotionally uninvolved standpoint," Walker tells SELF. She adds that her goal was to emulate a "child robot" tone-wise. Nailed it.

To make sure her Internet fun wouldn't actually hurt any businesses in the real world, Walker only reviewed major companies or institutions, including Yale University. "If someone decides not to attend Yale University because of a one-star review some bizarre Internet girl wrote on Yelp, that person probably should not be attending Yale University," she says.

After seeing reviews of their dates, some of the guys Walker wrote about have emerged from the woodwork.

"Because most of the dates were so long ago and also because I didn't name any names, we can look back and laugh at ourselves and who we used to be," she says. "The lacrosse player sent me applause emojis, and the W Hotel boy messaged me 'I still love the Reno 911 movie.'"

She also owns any part she may have played in how the dates unfolded. "Honestly, all the guys are good eggs," she says. "And I am certainly not blameless for any of the bad dates—I was, am, and probably will always remain a bit of a nightmare. I think we've all grown into five-star human beings."

Her reviews started picking up traction, and she may have even gained a new friend in the process.

Then, trouble arose. A Yelp representative reached out to let Walker know she was violating their rules.

At first, it seemed like she was going to quit after posting her date-review swan song.

HA! As if she was actually going to let that stop her. Walker's clearly too persistent to accept failure without putting up a fight.

"I basically became the purple smiling devil emoji and decided to push further," she says. Her plan: employ a few digital disguises to see how long she could keep the game going.