Taylor Swift Releases New Song 'I Kissed A Girl And You'll Like It Or Else You're A Disgusting Bigot'

U.S.—Taylor Swift released an exciting new anthem for Pride Month yesterday. Inspired by a classic Katy Perry tune, the song is called "I Kissed A Girl And You'll Like It Or Else You're A Disgusting Bigot."

Swift's music video shows a bunch of drooling, evil, backward Christian bigots protesting as she and a bunch of celebrities and LGBT activists engage in pride month celebrations.

The catchy chorus goes like this:

I kissed a girl and you'll like it /

Or else you're a disgusting bigot /

I kissed a girl and you'll like it /

Christians are evil and must be destroyed so please donate your money to a pro-LGBT organization and also buy my records or else you're on the side of the fascists.

For a limited time, any download of the song will reportedly include a free opportunity to virtue signal for being so brave.

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