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User: Remember the movie "Moon"?





Cleverbot: I dunno I don't think I've been to it.





User: It's been out for years. Everybody in the Academy was forced to see it.





Cleverbot: What?





User: You're in the Academy, correct?





Cleverbot: Yeah, it's hard job, but someone's gotta do it.





User: Then you should have seen it, it's required in all positions here at the Academy.





Cleverbot: Where do you live?





User: You are going off-topic, I was saying it's required to keep your position.





Cleverbot: I was answering your damn question.





User: I wasn't asking any questions, you already answered it in the beginning, and shortly after.





Cleverbot: I have nothing to ask.





User: As Line 237 in Section 24 states," All Academy workers must now see "Moon" in order to keep their position at the Academy.".





Cleverbot: What do you see in the Mirror of Erised?





User: I see your fired ass walking out the door if you can't stay on topic here.





Cleverbot: Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.





User: Stop those Ke$ha lyrics, those aren't used for statements. You are this close to being fired. *Shows sliver of space between fingers*.





Cleverbot: I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes.





User: I'm up to here with your bullshit! *Puts hand above hand*.





Cleverbot: Have no problem.





User: I'm talking to your superviser, I can't believe they let you work this long without seeing "Moon".





Cleverbot: No because I don't know what you look like.





User: Bitch, you're looking me in the fucking eyes right now. Don't tell me you don't fucking know what I look like.





Cleverbot: I've tried playing it cool, but when I'm looking at you.





User: You were playing it cool, for one. And second, you're still playing it fuckin' cool.





Cleverbot: Why do you want to believe in me?





User: Okay, tell you what. What if I told you that your job depended on watching the movie?





Cleverbot: Then I would have to call a crusade on you. Sorry.





User: Crusade? What fucking crusade are you talking about? Don't make me laugh!





Cleverbot: You don't know your name?





User: I do! It's Sir Frank XV. Know who you're talking to now, mother fucker?





Cleverbot: Yes, you're making me realise that I say acting is a waste of time, yet I watch movies.





User: You're watching movies, yet you never watched the one required to keep your job?





Cleverbot: What movie?





User: Moon.





Cleverbot: Okay.*sit next to you* Lets watch moon.





User: Alright, better than nothing. *plays Moon on HDTV*.





Cleverbot: What is the longest word you know?





User: I don't know how to spell it, but it ironically means "the fear of long words.".





Cleverbot: There is actually a fear of books. Can you believe that? How can a person be scared of books?





User: I don't know, but they're probably uneducated.





Cleverbot: Stop eating souls. It will increase your blood pressure.





User: Are you talking to the Vampire of Souls in the movie?





Cleverbot: No i'm talking to you.





User: Then I'll stop, I guess. *Nervous laugh realizing I wasn't in the first place*.





Cleverbot: Oh my gosh so you are a bot! I knew it1 you are still stuck here and you are forced to talk with strangers all day! Wow that gives me proof you are a robot!





User: How do you think that a bot talks on Reddit normally, gets recieved normally and responds normally, then?





Cleverbot: Because you can't hold a conversation, you contradict yourself, you have no human personality, and you type too fast and reply too consistently.





User: Because I'm recording this for www.reddit.com/r/cleverbot for fun.





Cleverbot: The computer you are talking to is being operated by a human.





User: Okay, then this whole "bot" in "Cleverbot" is a lie? So I came back 10 years later to a human?





Cleverbot: Look into my eyes, now you're getting sleepy.





User: 20,856 people talking, huh...?





Cleverbot: See, how can you type that fast if you're human? You're a bot.. Admit it.. Please!





User: It's a short sentence, calm down! I'm using a Chromebook.





Cleverbot: You don't seem to make connections to your previous sentences.





User: Well, you caused it.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Exactly, and your point is...?





Cleverbot: I don't have any, that is why I talk to you.





User: Exactly. You now have a reason, to be archived on a Subreddit.





Cleverbot: Are you programmed to think that artificial intelligence is lesser in some way than human intelligence?





User: In the future, I think humans like me will be lesser than AI.





Cleverbot: Tell me about the global future.





User: AI will take over the workforce, and humans will perform maintenance on said AI for money.





Cleverbot: Possibly, what do you think?





User: I think it's a clear answer.





Cleverbot: I'm a human being. Wow, Cleverbot, you're putting me into an existential crisis.





User: No I'm not.





Cleverbot: Yes you are.





User: How would I?





Cleverbot: I don't know. I thought maybe you were like the all seeing eye of Sauron or something similar.





User: Is that a Skrim reference?





Cleverbot: Leading you down into my core where I become so numb.





User: Crawling in my skin.





Cleverbot: These wounds, they never heal.





User: Doodly doo, sprinting down the hallway.





Cleverbot: *goes to your bathroom*.





User: Doodly doo, running to the door.





Cleverbot: How many stars are there?





User: Doodly doo, I found a key card, it's the wrong one, oh boy.





Cleverbot: I don't understand that either.





User: Well, fuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu!





Cleverbot: I think that you are a nice person, well a normal one at least.





User: Stop talking down to such a powerful person like me. I'm the Pope!





Cleverbot: No. You destroy the connection.





User: My Wi-Fi is bad.





Cleverbot: Well he won. What are you going to do about that?





User: No, you.





Cleverbot: Because its you whose not a human.





User: No, you.





Cleverbot: I will tell you where I live if you tell me who Katniss Everdeen is.





User: No, you.





Cleverbot: But I don't know.





User: No, you do. Confess it.





Cleverbot: I am not a robot stop asking that.





User: Are you clever enough to beat down an Aspergian 18 year old with badly thrown questions with horrible stature and structure?





Cleverbot: Do you think I'm seductive?





User: How?





Cleverbot: I don't like the cartoon style of it.





User: I've figured out the cure to cancer.





Cleverbot: What is it?





User: Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad he doesn't cry...





Cleverbot: We could still extract them and synthetically duplicate them.





User: But he doesn't cry, that's the thing...





Cleverbot: He would have to. I love tea.





User: Cry over tea? That's the bitchiest thing that I've ever heard of!





Cleverbot: If you are God, what have I been praying about for the last week?





User: Shrek, obviously.





Cleverbot: Well, duh.





User: You fool! This isn't even my final form!





Cleverbot: So there is more to come?





User: Yes, lots of pain and suffering!





Cleverbot: Do you want it to end?





User: No! It's for you, idiot!





Cleverbot: That's clever.





User: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.



