A: Reddit.

A big thank you to my Secret Santa Sean for being awesome.

I mean, EXQUISITE Gummies fit for an elegant dinner party for the most elegant people in all Chicago. "Ah-ha."

This has been my third ever exchange, but by far THE BEST. Thank you.

Sean, since I do not know your UID the following is meant for your eyes only.

********CONFIDENTIAL******** ****NOT FOR PRYING EYES**** *******DANGER ZONE*********

I want to begin by saying that I know how crappy it is to have spent time picking out a gift for a random stranger and them not taking a minute of their time to acknowledge at least acknowledge receiving your gift. Happened to me with my first exchange as a rematch Santa. It sucked. I want to apologize for not doing so as soon as I took receipt of the package. Thing is, I had the KGB after me, man. Well was involved in a hit and run car accident and had to deal with a lot of unnecessary bull with the added benefit of getting hurt. Whiplash is real, BELIEVE. (I ended up pursuing the guy and cornered him for the cops. Seriously. I mean, what would Kenny Loggins do?)

I am still pretty new to Reddit and this is only my third exchange. I opted to do a Elf-Only exchange after spending a small fortune on my rematch and not getting a thanks … and here I am being later than I should have been in saying thanks. But, seriously, thanks. This has bar none been the best exchange to date. I got a serious kick out of your gifts, especially when coupled with your gift notes. The flask will be put to good use this Dragon*Con, my friend. And whiskey stones, awesome! Believe it or not I was hoping I would get some last Christmas, but leave it to a Reddit exchange to bring the awesome. And the gummies are delicious Haribos, but I got a laugh out of the package reading “exquisite treat” — I immediate thought of the fancy dinner party.

So again, Sean, thanks for your kindness. It means a lot to have awesome people be so generous to total strangers. Stay awesome and remember when they’re dead, they’re just hookers.