(It's 3:32 p.m., and you're sitting in the living room playing video games. We hear you shouting, laughing, and cussing at the TV as you play. Then, the doorbell rings as you're about to beat your highest score, and suddenly you lose your last life. You cuss out loud once more, and reluctantly get up to answer the door. You see that it's your best friend at the door, who's visibly upset)

You: (surprised) Oh, hey! I thought you were gonna get ready for that date at the movies with Brad. (pause) Wait, what do you mean you're not going? Did something bad happen? Did it get cancelled? (pause, then scoff in frustration) Then, tell me what's wrong! Why's your face all red? Look, come on in and talk to me. (pause) Oh, psssht, no! You didn't interrupt anything; I was just playing Donkey Kong before you came over. So, come sit down with me, and tell me what's bothering you. You look like you've been crying your eyes out. (pause) Really? Really. You shouldn't let that change your mind into going. What did he say? (pause, then) Now, what? He said that he only went out with you just out of pity? (pause) Wait, his EX said that to you? What? No! (pause, and then smack your forehead and groan in disgust) Okay, now that was just...(groans) how can she say that to you? I'm gonna tell you this right now: you are NOT a butterball. I don't care what anybody says. You don't look like that to me. What I see is a very voluptuous, cherubic, beautiful girl sitting right in front of me. (scoffs, and playfully) Don't you roll those pretty eyes at me. You know it's true! We've been best friends ever since you moved here in the 6th grade, and now here we are---HELLO! We're seniors now! You know I've always been awe-struck at how beautiful you are, and I envied how you were always so athletic. You probably remember me as the scrawny little kid clinging to you around the baseball field begging you to teach me how to throw a fastball. (chuckle, then pause) Oh, really? (laughs) Yeah, I do remember that. And you probably also remember me telling you how I liked your blue-and-green dress. You think you still have it hidden somewhere in your closet, or did you throw it out? Anyway! What I'm trying to say is...is that I truly think you're a gorgeous girl. You've come this far to let some bitch kick you down like that. I'd say you go to the movies with Brad, and knock 'im dead! (pause) Well, you know he's gonna be badgering you come Monday, wanting to know why you didn't show up. (pause) Oh, come here. (You embrace her in a warm, loving hug)

(Inhales) Mmmm, your hair smells so good. Like vanilla flowers and coconut. Just...(softly) let me rest my head on your shoulder. (sighs) Hmmm...can I run my fingers through your hair? It's so soft. I swear, one more whiff of your scent will drive me crazy. (pause) Well, yeah, I've always had a crush on you. Your eyes were what caught me the first time we met. Those sweet, little doe eyes...I could stare into them for hours on end. Can I rest my head on your breasts? (pleading) Please? How about this: take off your shirt. (pause) Yes, I want you to take it off for me! I wanna see those ample tits. Just looking at them makes me so...so...(groans in frustration) Uggggh, what am I doing? I just...I just can't help it. I think you're very sexy, and I can't...I can't concentrate on what I'm trying to say here! I think you really need to take pride in yourself. So, come on...take your shirt off. (pause) And the bra, too. I wanna see those nice, round titties of yours. (she takes off her shirt and her bra, and you gasp in awe-stricken lust) Oh, wow, baby...they look even more beautiful exposed like that. Mmmm...care if I suck on them a little? Oh, please, let me suck and lick your delicious nipples. I want them in my mouth, honey. Come here...(you start making sucking noises) Mmmm, so good. (more sucking noises for a while) Baby, what are you doing? Stop trying to rub yourself all over me! You're making me even hornier when you do that. (pause, and with a stern tone) Okay, that's it. Lie down on the couch right now.

I want to just...(we hear you unbuttoning her jeans)...fucking let you know that you've made me feel like this for far too long. That curvy body of yours...I don't even want to unzip those jeans, I just wanna fucking...(we hear you ripping the fly to her jeans) rip them off you. And those black lace panties? Yeah, they need to go, too. (the sound of you ripping her panties off) Mmmm, that's more like it. Oh, God, baby...that cunt is nice and dripping wet for me...I want your legs up in the air for me, all the way up. I wanna see your hot little pussy and I want to see your ass...oh, fuck...your juicy, sweet ass. Just looking at it makes me throb! Makes me so fucking hard...let me lick you, please, baby? Please? I want to taste that delectable cunt of yours. (you start making pussy-licking/sucking noises, moaning while you do so) You're so fucking tasty! Oh, my God...let me lick you all over. Let me make you scream. Ooooh, I want you to feel my hot, wet tongue sliding up and down your ass and all over your clit. (some prominent licking noises here) Mmmm, let me spank you. (give her ass a few sharp spanks) Ohh, FUCK, I love it when you moan loud like that. Can you see what I'm doing? Mmmm, I have my hand inside my pants, just stroking my cock while I lick you. You wanna taste the pre-cum off my fingers, huh? Mmmm, here...taste it, baby. (you hold your fingers up to her mouth, and she ravenously sucks your pre-cum off your fingers) Ohhhh, fuck, you're such a good girl! I want you to cum in my mouth, honey. Come on, let me lick you faster. (more prominent licking/sucking noises) Oooh, that's it, baby girl...CUM for me! Cum so hard as I lick your swollen clit. Mmm...(more licking noises)

What? You want me to stop? (laughs) Ohhh, no, I'm not through with you yet. What makes you think we're done? I want you to get on top of me. Come on, baby, sit that sexy ass right down on my lap. I want to fuck you so bad---no, I NEED to fuck you. I know you want to feel my hard, throbbing cock pounding you, baby. Wait, hold on. Let me just get these off...(we hear you taking off your pants and your boxers, and then you guide her onto your cock) Ohhhh, fuck, there we go. Ahhh...can you feel that? Can you feel my cock throbbing deep inside that sweet pussy? (lean over and whisper in her ear) You caused it, baby. You made me so fucking hard...mmm, just looking at your curves. Oh, FUCK...fuck, let me play with your titties, please? Oh, please! Let me squeeze them in my hands. Ooooh, you like it when I squeeze you tight like that, huh? Come on, baby girl...wrap your legs around me. Fuck me back! Please fuck me, baby! (moan for a while, with occasional "fuck"s) Mmmm fuck, baby, your pussy feels so good around my dick. Let me kiss your neck. Tilt your head back a bit. (kissing and moaning for a while) Ahhh, I bet that feels so good! Bend over towards me...c'mon, you naughty girl, let me spank you! (you give her 5 hard spanks as she rides you) OH, FUCK! Look at me...look at my eyes, baby. I want you to look me in the eyes as you cum for me. I wanna reach down...(gasps) oooh, do you feel my fingers rubbing your juicy clit? Oh, fuck, yes! I love seeing your titties bounce like that. Fuck, you make me wanna cum so hard for you just looking at them move. I want you to cum again for me! Please cum for me again. Oooh, baby, work that fucking hot pussy! Fuck me, honey! (improvisational dirty talk and moaning until orgasm)