I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that Megan Fox doesnt have to scour the countryside to find someone, anyone, to have sex with her. Not only does Cameron Diaz have to do that, but she seems to think it’s some badge of honor. The Sun says…



“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love.

“It’s not unusual in this business – my lifestyle demands it.

“I’m always traveling for cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”

And Cameron didn’t leave it there.

“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’

“Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me… I love physical contact.

“I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

I don’t feel so good all of a sudden. This would be a terrific story if Jessica Alba were the one telling it, but Cameron Diaz looks like she just punched her way out of a grave. I’d rather fuck Jessica Albas shoe than Cameron Diaz.