Popular vote loser Donald Trump wasn't even a handful of minutes into his big congressional speech before he just HAD to remind people how great his electoral win was. Also, just a wager that he may have written this passage all by himself—it's that bad. Behold:

Then, in 2016, the earth shifted beneath our feet. The rebellion started as a quiet protest, spoken by families of all colors and creeds -– families who just wanted a fair shot for their children, and a fair hearing for their concerns.

But then the quiet voices became a loud chorus, as thousands of citizens now spoke out together, from cities small and large all across our country.

Finally, the chorus became an earthquake and the people turned out by the tens of millions, and they were all united by one very simple but crucial demand—that America must put its own citizens first, because only then, can we truly MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.