Ring, ring...



Honey, are you home?



No, nothings wrong. Are the dogs there?



Yes, you're right - where else would they be?



What did I call to talk about? Here's the thing. You said the dogs are there - could you smell their feet for me?



No, this isn't a joke... no, I'm not drunk...



Why do I want you to smell the dogs feet? To see if they smell like Fritos. That's right, the corn chips.



I know that sounds kinda weird, but it makes sense, really. See, there is this person posting on the internet that her dogs feet smell like Fritos.



Yes, I promise I'm not drunk.



What am I doing reading posts on a dog owner forum? Oh, it's not a dog forum. Not a Fritos forum either.



Disney. No, I don't think dogs or Fritos have anything to do with Disney. Well, OK, you'v got a good point there - but can we put that aside for a moment and get back to smelling the dogs feet?



Hello... honey.... are you there....