Ned Jul 02, 2016

did not like it 's review

I loved it!



Pony town is in serious trouble, with Vlad the Impony breaking into the ponies houses at night and cruelly replacing their glitter bridles with enormous buttplugs, forcing them to prance about in a most unseemly manner. It looks like every pony in Pony Town is going to become a victim until sherif pony has the idea to release Death Metal Pony from prison one night. Death Metal Pony defeats Vlad in an epic pony battle that ends with a pony parade down main street wearing Vlad the imponys intestines as a tiara!



Not sure why this is a children's book, however Vlads bowels are quite colorful when they spill out all over Death Metal Pony's bridle. Everyone in Pony Town becomes best friends with Death Metal Pony. And they all live happily ever after!