Mom: Dad and I are thinking about canceling our life insurance. I mean, you’re grown up now and if anything happens I don’t need a fancy funeral, just cremate my body and throw the ashes somewhere, I don’t care I’m going to heaven. Also, I’m going to update my will in case something happens and I become a vegetable. I don’t want to live like that so just end it.

Me: So… you want me to pull the plug…

Mom: Yes! I don’t want to be a burden! What’s the point? You can see me in heaven.