I love Nerf stuff. All the darts and guns, swords and bows, and freaking bazookas that this company puts out, they’re a weapons manufacturer for children and I think it’s hilarious. They do a good job of keeping these things relatively safe too which is no small feat. I have a huge collection of Nerf guns locked up in storage somewhere for whenever I have time (and resources) to make a cheesy war movie with them. …One day… Sigh…

The only thing I don’t really like about the Nerf toys are how crappy the packaging is. Kids tear right through them without much resistance. We are constantly wasting these toys out and donating them. For every toy we sell we probably have to mark one out of stock because some dumb kid stole the darts from the package.

While cleaning up another mess of Nerf packaging I was carrying the remains back to the Stockroom when I walked by a balding old man who had fallen asleep in a chair. It got me wondering, how many darts could I get to stick on his head, and how many would it take before he woke up? …and now we’re here!