I am a fan by nature, and a pushy fan by choice: there is no pop culture I love that I haven’t forced friends to watch or listen to. But, even by those standards, I don’t think I’ve pushed any show as hard as The Good Wife. A show about a disgraced Chicago politician and his faultless-but-ashamed wife doesn’t sound like much on paper, but it’s one of the best things on television, ever since it came to the UK in 2010. I am as in love with it now as I’ve ever been.

The obvious place for my affections to land was Alicia, the titular spouse, played by Julianna Margulies – a good girl who keeps showcasing an edge that runs a little jagged. I loved Kalinda (Archie Panjabi) before she hung up her sexy, knee-high boots of justice in season six. I enjoy the gravel tones of Cary (Matt Czuchry), and the statement jewellery and assured walk of Diane (Christine Baranski), and – before he was cruelly ripped from us – the classic Will Gardner smirk. I could go on. But more than anyone, I love Eli Gold: political consultant, campaign manager, chief of staff and silver fox of note.

As played by Scottish actor and national treasure Alan Cumming, there’s nothing Eli can’t sell: possible electoral fraud, an opportunity to run for governor or state attorney, or kissing a younger woman in a restaurant. He is by turns a slimeball, a bully and a master manipulator – but he is also a loyal friend, wickedly funny and even kind (as required). And then there’s that hair!

Eli is the friend I’d want if I were ever in a tight spot. Luckily, I know where to find him: Thursdays, More4, 9pm. Get in.