Oh snap! Girl is having a rough week at work. What do I do? What do I do? Hey, what's this, a box from Amazon? 10 little rubber duckie doggies, fresh at my door. She loves ducks. And dogs. Dogs + ducks = amazeballs.

This is great. But it's not enough. What else? Wine! She digs wine. Time to get out the classy Pinot she's been vibing lately, "Josh". Not my name, but the dude knows his grapes.

Will that do it? No way, Jose. She's gonna need food, too. Off to TJ's to make some lime chicken and lemon rice. It's about to get citrus up in this bitch. What's that? Calla lilies for $3.99/bunch? Better grab two. Boomsy!

The grub is on the stove, the wine is waiting, and the ducks are in a row. Hear the key in the lock. Game time.

TL;DR We played duck-duck-dog later that night.