Most babies are cute and adorable, but every once in a while, a horror pops out. George and Loretta Johnson had the misfortune of having a truly hideous baby.

“I remember being put in shock when I saw my child after pregnancy. I don’t know how that face could have come from us. I asked my doctor if it was too late for an abortion, and just balled when he said that you can’t kill a newborn baby.” -Loretta Johnson

The Johnsons considered putting the child up for adoption, but realized they could not put any aspiring parents through the suffering of raising such an ugly child. Luckily, there is one day a year where they do not have to be ashamed of being seen with their child in public. Halloween.

“Halloween really is the best day of the year for us. It is our one chance to dress our child how we wish he could be. When we put a mask over his face people will actually be able to sincerely say that he looks adorable.” -George Johnson

The Johnsons briefly considered saving money by having their son trick or treat as himself, noting that he’d be bound to win any Scariest Costume Awards, but upon realizing they may have to put the award photo on their fridge, decided it would be best to try and cover up his monstrosity.