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1.) Go out and buy yourself a pack of cigarettes and a pack of matches.

2.) Go either to your house or a smoking friendly area.

3.) Find a large rock.

4.) Smack yourself in the head with the large rock at least 4 or 5 times . . . hard.

5.) Crumble up the pack of cigarettes and throw them out.

6.) Sit down and realize that being bashed in the head with a large rock is still better than smoking.

7.) Repeat as necessary until all smoking urges are gone.