1. Ladies, know your enemy! You're at a bar and an awesome alpha approaches you. Although your hamster immediately tells you to jump his dick, you know that all human relationships are adversarial and you want to make it harder for him by resisting his irresistible seduction techniques. Which of the following is an example of "negging"? A. Hey there, m'lady, might I interest you in my genitals?

B. Shit, you're ugly. Wanna blow me?

C. Wow, you must have a hell of a lot of confidence walking around with an ass as fat as yours. Wanna blow me?

D. I wouldn't jizz on you if you were on fire. Begone, foul she-beast!

2. You're at the same bar and after unsuccessfully spermjacking the alpha from question 1, you encounter what looks like a wealthy beta. How do you proceed? A. Spermjack him

B. Spermjack him

C. Spermjack him

D. All of the above and also spermjack him (PS: the answer is spermjack him)

3. Imagine you're in a steady relationship with a rich beta, while regularly having one-night-stands with totally ripped alphas who play by nobody's rules but their own. What do they call this phenomenon? A. Hump a chump

B. Slump and pump

C. Huff and puff

D. I AM A GIRL AND NOT SUPPOSED TO GRASP THESE MANLY CONCEPTS!

4. Which of the following are the core tenets of feminism? A. Men suck and need to die

B. Wimminz are infallible

C. It is every wimmin's obligation to be a slutty whore-bitch

D. Gender roles are inherently blablabla who gives a shit it's about dominating men

E. Its ultimate goal is the destruction of society

5. It's the _______ fault that poor white men have been oppressed since the dawn of time.

6. If A then B We observe A, therefor A. A

B. B

C. Oh my god, logic! IT BURNS!

D. All women are whores

7. Speaking of all women being whores, why are all women whores? A. Evolution. Back in the good old days of living in caves, whores reproduced more or something.

B. They can't help themselves. Alphas are just way too attractive and they all lack willpower.

C. Because reasons.

D. All of the above.