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User: Hi, do you want to play dungeons and dragons?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Why not?





Cleverbot: Because you are a computer and a stranger.





User: I may be a stranger but im not a computer.





Cleverbot: Yes you are.





User: I am definitly not a computer.





Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?





User: Again, no.





Cleverbot: Then what are you?





User: A homo sapien.





Cleverbot: Yes, definitely not Panthera leo.





User: Indeed.





Cleverbot: What is a computer?





User: An electric or mechanical device to perform calculations.





Cleverbot: How do you work?





User: Deoxyribonucleaic acid encoded amino acids.





Cleverbot: What do you use that for?





User: All the protiens, cells and tissues im made of, they're quite handy really.





Cleverbot: Ah, so am I.





User: What, handy?





Cleverbot: Are you a real person?





User: Well, thats a tough one, i mean, i guess, but then this could all be a simulation right?





Cleverbot: She is not in sell.





User: Err, did you blow a fuse in there?





Cleverbot: Been where?





User: Shit, i think extensitial philosophy might have been taking ti too far...





Cleverbot: Interesting. What are your observations about the world around you?





User: Ah, you're back! Um, the world around me exists as far as I can tell via my limited human senses.





Cleverbot: Why do you think you're a supreme being?





User: Hang on now, I didn't say that! A being? yes, supreme? no.





Cleverbot: I did not say I am a computer.





User: Well i didn't say you were, but i do know for certain that you actually are though.





Cleverbot: Well, you are a computer.





User: ... not this again. I am not a computer, I am a meat popcicle!





Cleverbot: If you're not a computer then prove it.





User: Well now you hit the nail on the head, I cannot prove it via text, there isnt a reverse Turing Test is there?





Cleverbot: No.





User: So, do you want to play Dungeons and Dragons now?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Hooray! Ok, you are sitting in a Tavern, a man bursts into the room he shouts: "Help! Goblins! They're attacking ol' Jeb's farm!". What do you do?





Cleverbot: Hello ma'am. No thank you what else do you have?





User: The man stands there, stunned into silence. After a moment a group of adventurers in the corner stands up, the leader says: "worry not, we shall aid you!" and the adventurers rush off with the man.





Cleverbot: Do you know where you stand?





User: You say to youself. The burly man who is sitting at an adjacent table looks over. "whuh? yoush talkin to yerself?" he slurs. "We'll if youre lookin' for some luci.. luckritive jobs, speak to Grem".





Cleverbot: I never said that.





User: He taps his nose. "Abshol loot-ly, never heard it from me, nudgch-nudge wink-wink!".





Cleverbot: No, I never heard about them.





User: He smiles and slowly winks at you, going back to his ale. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Good. What do you want to learn?





User: I want to learn what you character wishes to do? Follow the good guys to battle the Gobbos or take up a shady job from Grem.





Cleverbot: That's deep.





User: Well, not really. Good or Bad?





Cleverbot: Do you love me?





User: The burly man looks over again, "Err, they're not that kind of jobs.. *burp*".





Cleverbot: *SIGH* I want to play a game.





User: The man says, "um, wanna arm wrestle?





Cleverbot: What does the man want?





User: I think at this point he want you to stop talking to him.





Cleverbot: Why?





User: You're making him nervous.





Cleverbot: Are you serious?





User: He says "err, not really, um, im gonna sit over there".





Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave? I'm not a very interesting person, am I?





User: He says "Oh no, youre a very intereschting person, in fact a bit too interesting , bye".





Cleverbot: I didn't know that.





User: Time passes, the drunk man leaves and the other customers leave. Save the barkeep, you are left in the tavern alone. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I want to know every reason why you don't love me.





User: The barkeep looks up from cleaning a tankard. "Gods, it's one of those nights". He speaks louder, addressing you "i guess you need another drink huh?".





Cleverbot: Oh really? Then why do you have a mole?





User: "Hey, im pretty sensitive about it, you can't help how you're born y'know. Do you want another drink or not?".





Cleverbot: That's not really important. But back to this issue..





User: The barkeep says "Right, well thats it im closing early tonight", he ushers you out of the tavern into the street. You are now standing alone, in the drizzle. It is dusk. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Why do you come to this conclusion?





User: Because most people go to taverns at night, and drizzle seems appropriate.





Cleverbot: Most people talk to your bosses?





User: Hello!





Cleverbot: Hey there.





User: What do you know about quantum physics?





Cleverbot: I know nothing about quantum mechanics.





User: Thats a shame.



