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Dan's not happy about the attention regarding his luxury compound at Burning Man

00:00 - 00:03 The request for our new BLM compound has been submitted.

00:04 - 00:05 Your air conditioned luxury trailer is here,

00:05 - 00:07 next to the ceramic flush toilets.

00:08 - 00:12 The laundry is located past the VIP rooms,

00:12 - 00:15 and another luxury bathroom and a shower trailer are near that.

00:17 - 00:19 The layout seems good

00:19 - 00:21 Let me know when BMORG signs the contract

00:24 - 00:26 Dan Love

00:27 - 00:28 Burning Man....

00:31 - 00:33 ...They are refusing to sign the contract.

00:34 - 00:36 They say it's too extravagant.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone leave except Ruhs. Seidlitz. Ramos. Sandberg. VIPs.

01:13 - 01:15 The fucking BMORG!

01:15 - 01:17 Who the fuck do the think they are?

01:18 - 01:23 Their city wouldn't exist without us!

01:25 - 01:28 We slave every year

01:29 - 01:31 In their fucking dust rave

01:31 - 01:34 Busting people for peeing on the playa

01:34 - 01:37 I invited my boss to see the great job I'm doing

01:37 - 01:40 And I'm not going to make him shit in a Porta Potty

01:40 - 01:42 The porta potties are cleaned daily and really aren't that bad

01:42 - 01:46 It's still a porta potty! It doesn't even flush!

01:46 - 01:48 Dan Love, you don't have to look at the poo

01:48 - 01:52 Fine, you lost your flush toilet and running water privileges

01:53 - 01:54 Enjoy the smell!

01:56 - 01:57 Have you ever tried to use one of the porta potties

01:57 - 02:00 next to the big sound camps at night?

02:00 - 02:03 You have to piss into the side of a mountain of crap!

02:04 - 02:08 I want my own bathroom, shower, and air conditioning!

02:08 - 02:13 And then after a relaxing twenty minute shit with a newspaper

02:14 - 02:16 I want to eat a goddamned Choco Taco

02:17 - 02:21 It's my right as Special Agent Dan Love, tell BMORG to quit stalling!

02:27 - 02:29 Is it really too much to ask

02:30 - 02:34 They're already paying us $4 million

02:34 - 02:36 Why is another $1 million such a big deal?

02:41 - 02:42 My salad bar....

02:43 - 02:47 We might only get 4 kinds of lettuce instead of 8!

02:48 - 02:53 I was looking forward to short ribs and pork tenderloin

02:54 - 02:56 You can't use a porta potty after eating a cheese plate

02:56 - 02:59 You have to take a shower after every shit!

03:00 - 03:02 If I eat water and granola bars I'll fucking bloat!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, I'll save the last Choco Taco for you

03:14 - 03:16 I thought they'd do anything for a permit

03:19 - 03:23 I was going to impress them with luxury

03:25 - 03:26 In the desert

03:31 - 03:33 Without a single dime of my own money

03:40 - 03:46 Issue a press release immediately, tell the press

03:46 - 03:49 We asked for only the same facilities