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Dating app Clover decided it was high-time that you knew exactly where you stacked attractiveness-wise geographically: using a proprietary scoring system able to accurately assess a person’s level of attractiveness, Clover was able to analyze its data to see which cities and states had the hottest (or ugliest) users.

In other words, if you’re from Detroit you are basically living in a cesspool of ugly.

I got some beef with this data though. I’ve been to Cleveland and the city is basically a ghost town of old people who enjoy walking laps around the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame every weekend for “exercise” and young people on opium actively trying to move somewhere else. Granted, I only know one young person in Cleveland and the guy sure as shit loves his opium, so that might not be the best sample size. Oh wait, Johnny Manziel is there too now. Pretty sure he sucks sooo yeah, Cleveland blows.

The rest of the data? Can’t argue with it. Detroit is a given and while Maryland is $5 on the list of least attractive men I’m going to agree only because all the hot Marylanders move down to DC / Arlington once they’re old enough to know what’s up.

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[Via Clover]