The first package I received contained not only one of my favorite books "No Country for Old Men" but also a copy of "The Fabric of the Cosmos"! I have not seen it yet but if it there's one thing I love in this world it's NOVA documentaries.

A few days later I received another package. I thought to myself how awesome my Reddit Santa must be to send a second round of gifts. I tore into the package with the dexterity of a four year old chimp only to find out how wrong I was. This was not a second round of awesome gifts. It was a first round of my painful demise. As soon as I opened the package my face was met with a powerful burst of steam. Hot metal smashed into my face with the force of a small pick-up truck. I had released a mechanized terror into my home.

I regained consciousness to my apartment in complete destruction and the sound of what I can only imagine a train sounds like when it derails into a nitroglycerin factory. My life has been turned upside down. I am now ruled by a tiny gold robot named Blitzcrank. He tore apart my oven, microwave, washing machine, car, dishwasher and everything else that resembles a robot. He doesn't use doors, he just simply punches holes through them and any walls when he wants to go somewhere. He deleted all my shows off my DVR. And worst of all he stole my first two gifts. I now write this while hiding in some bushes in my front yard as a plea for help. Somebody please help me fight off this golden brute, he's far too tanky for me to solo. My apartment is a complete loss but I at least want my first two awesome gifts back.

Thank you Santa for the first two gifts. But I could have done without the mechanized golden death bot. Not my cup of tea :/

(Seriously though thank you! I love my gifts! Above and beyond! 10/10 would receive gifts again :D )