Researchers have found that one-third of fast food packaging such as burger wrappers contains fluorinated chemicals, grease-repelling compounds that can harm the immune system and are even linked to cancer. What do you think?

“Anything that touches a Guacamole Bacon Thickburger for long enough is bound to get some chemicals on it.” Neil Fitch • Lecture Booker


“Just to be safe, I’ll go behind the counter and eat straight off the griddle from now on.” Paula Werther • Truancy Investigator