Eat your heart out!

Your lunch and or beverages are important to you and shouldn't be anyone else's business. Disguise your beer or food with our Human Organ Lunch Tote. It looks just like an E.M.T.'s Emergency Organ Transport Bag! Everyone will think that you're an organ carrier and will gladly move out of your way, just be sure to have a very focused face when you're walking!



Insulated liner keeps your cans cold, so that just bought you some extra time! Move aside, important stuff coming through!



Please note: This bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers!



Polyester fabric with food-safe PEVA liner. Measures 9 inches long x 6 inches wide x 6.5 inches deep.