Sure, Walter Bishop's crazy ass managed to vanquish Reed Richards AND Victor Frankenstein... but today he faces a professional! Doctor fricken Evil! We're turning up the heat on io9's Mad Scientist Smackdown!


Finally, someone who can beat Walter in the apparently all-important "inappropriate personal share" portion of the contest — Walter can talk about his erections and urination all he wants, but Doctor Evil will tell you about his shorn testicles... and there are three of them! Doctor Evil also beats Walter hands down in the "estranged son" sweepstakes — and I have to say Seth Green makes a cooler pissed-off offspring than Joshua Jackson. Just sayin'. Plus Dr. Evil has invented pretty much everything.

So have at it!