However, when I got home and checked the mail box I could hear this slight roar. I opened it up and there was a white package rumbling inside my mailbox. What in the could this be? So I carefully picked it up by the edge and walked it into the house holding it out at arms reach. For all I knew by the actions of this package it was a bomb!

I get inside and take it up stairs, now I've thought about it for about a minute, and I realize there is a solid chance there's a living animal inside this plastic packaging that is slowly dying and fighting to live so I must open it immediately. So I tear into it and I was right!

SLAYER THE DRAGON HAS ARRIVED!

He ran out of the package at mach speeds and hid behind my cactus. Clearly not a good idea. So I went over to talk to him. He was pretty shaken up, turns out traveling by mail is really scary.

So I offered him a shot, sour apple pucker, his choice of course, and we got to talking. Turns out he likes Dr Who as well. So I let him ride my Tardis. (Dear lord that sounds dirt.)

After I finally got his nerves calmed down, he started to get a little silly and even posed for me. He's really excited to be my new cubicle buddy. Told me so himself. He thinks he's a fierce little dragon, but I suspect he's a softy. Regardless, Slayer and I are going to have a great time at work together!

Update! I gots some pokemons. Love these little guys.