Who can take some bodies, grind'em into goo

Cover it with choc'late and a thumb or two

The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can

The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with blood and makes the world taste good

Who can take some children, kill'em in all with gas

Soak them in fructose and remove the taste of ass

The Candy Man, the Candy Man can

The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with blood and makes the world taste good