Want to build you own 17,000 calorie pirate ship? No problem, pick up these ingredients and then follow the picture tutorial after the jump.

Ingredients:

~20 sausages

~48 rashers of bacon

1.2kg of sausage meat

1kg of pork mince

10 franks

1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time)

1 onion

1 mushroom

2 packets of chipolata sausages

various food colorings

sage

My god that looks delicious. I've always known I wanted to be a pirate, I just had no idea how badly I wanted to be a meatpirate. Yaaar, surrender yer sausage! Haha nothing, I'm being serious -- now drop trow ye scalawags!

Hit the jump for the making of the ship.

A meat ship made out of 20 sausages, 48 rashers of bacon and 1kg of pork [arthemia]

Thanks to MoD and Karl, who are both rocking more sausage than a meat ship ever could.