FUN FACTS ABOUT DOLPHINS



Hey kids, here are some fun facts about dolphins I bet you didn't know.



Dolphins breathe oxygen.





Dolphins bare their young live.





Dolphins eat human babies.





Dolphins sound like they breathe helium but in fact they are just gay.





Dolphins created racism





Dolphins eat shit for breakfast.





Dolphins use sonar to track fish.





Dolphins hear trough their mouth.





Dolphins where the real assassins of president Kennedy.





Dolphins where sole propriotors of the first boy bands.





Dolphins have red blood just like humans.





Dolphin meat tastes like chicken.





This guy Bob I know once got gay raped by a dolphin.





And liked it...





Dolphins deplete the ozone layer.





Dolphins love to roll in motor oil.





Dolphins polute the ocean more then any animal alive.





Dolphins invented cigarettes.





Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.





If you invite a dolphin over for dinner it will pee on your floor.





Dolphins made Anthrax.





Dolphins make funny noises when you stick your finger in their blow hole.





Dolphins think they are better then you.





Dolphins like pudding.





Dolphins can't fly.





Dolphins pushed the ice burg in front of the Titanic.





Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.





Dolphins are not miniture whales.





Dolphins stab sharks in the gills with their nose, and will stab you in the head with it too.





Dolphins always smile, even when brutally assaulting small childred.





If cooked properly dolphins taste like a Snickers bar.





Dolphins invented cancer.





Bill Gates is dolphin in a clever disguise.





Dolphins shit out lawyers.





Dolphins invented break dancing.





Dolphins got MC Hammer his first record contract.





Dolphins shot 2-Pac.





Dolphins brew Miller High Life





Dolphins hate whitey





Dolphins are the Loch Ness monster.





Dolphins have the cure for AIDS...but won't give it to us.





Dolphins sell drugs to children.





Dolphins suck at hitch hiking.





Dolphins love Hitler





Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...





Dolphins operate the Internal Revenue Service





If you eat dolphin brains you WILL gain super powers!!!





God hates them.





Dolphins held us at gun point and forced us to make this site.





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