Dear Santa,

I know I've been naughty this year, but I want to put in a good word for Justin. He is so thoughtful! When it was his turn to buy for me, he listened to the things I love and made awesome, funny choices. I wanna hug him! But I don't know where he lives...

See, Santa, I love pink. And kink. He got me really nice pink handcuffs! And he's witty! I am now the proud owner of a deliciously scented candle. It's called "Smell My Nuts" and I laughed so hard. Oh, and he's a smart boy/man! I also got chocolate. Dark Ghiradelli chocolate. Mmmm.

When the FedEx lady came, I ran downstairs like a kid on Christmas morning... Oh wait... Well, I did the stereotypical thing. And I squee'd. I may or may not have used my teeth on the boxes.

Anyway, please send Justin all good things this year, Santa. He is amazing and getting all kinds of jade pet love!!!

Love and happiness,

jade

P.S. In case it didn't come across, thank you from the bottom of my heart!