They’re armed and adorable, and no matter where you stand on gun control, they’ll leave you feeling trigger happy.

A Vermont photographer hopes to turn his portraits of lovable puppies posing next to high-powered firearms into a wall calendar that you or a loved one might actually want to own for once.

Puppies With Guns is the high-concept brainchild of Ben Haulenbeek, whose skills as a lensman buffer any potential emotional conflicts born of the subject matter. And his seamless logic makes the modest $2,500 fundraising goal of his Kickstarter campaign seem all but inevitable.

“No combination of two items has ever created more feelings of ire or joy than newborn canines and bitchin’ firearms,” he writes. “Whether you see the joining of these things as disgusting or amazing, you cannot ignore Puppies With Guns.”

Twenty bucks will get you a copy of Haulenbeek’s 2015 calendar, along with a suite of screen savers and desktop backgrounds featuring various weapons of mass affection. A mere $75 also buys you an 8-by-10 print of your favorite dog.

“Rarely do you see a Chinese Crested and a SPAS hanging out together in a tea room, and we thought that was wrong,” Haulenbeek muses. “Why shouldn’t cute little dogs and kick-ass guns be best friends?”

Prepare to get shot through the heart.

Grady

Chunk

“Chunk lays down the law with his United Sporting Arms Sheriff’s Model .45.”

Sherman

“Bullpup meets bull pup.”

Zoey

“Zoey is SOCOM when she has a Mark 23 by her side.”

Fairbanks

“Fairbanks dual wielding with the Glock 24C.”

Hunter

“We’ve solved the mystery of the grassy knoll. It was Hunter with his SPR. Oh look it’s Hunter again, knocking over a very expensive gun.”

Banana

“Banana and her S.P.A.S. Bad people have been trying to ban this kind of cuteness for decades, we can’t let them!”

Tobias

“Tobias with a SBR.”

Cody

Winnie

“Meet Winnie, half Shih Tzus, half Bichon; and her FN Five-seven IOM. Together these two are a relentless high velocity combo.”

Monty

“Monty slobbers on the 240B more than any other AG I’ve ever meet. I know the Army has been changing a lot these days, but letting a Cane Corso join-up might not be the best idea.”

Fiona

“Fiona is going to lob some highly explosive adorable at you with her M320.”