“Oh boy! Here we go again,” stated Inter Miami fan Damien Henderson. “And we kick off in Los Angeles again for the 34th time! It’s like I’ve never seen this game on repeat every single day because it’s the only thing they have.”

“I’m making time in my schedule for this, again,” stated Heather Stephenson. “And tomorrow, I’ll make time in my schedule for literally the same game again. And then the next day. And then the next day.”

Inter Miami decided to add historical context by interviewing players who were there 29 days ago as they continued to forge ahead.

“It’s important to keep our fanbase engaged,” stated one team insider. “We are going to run the game in reverse next week and then the next four games we are going to try to synchro cast this with audio from the best of Tito Puente, Tim McGraw, Ke$ha and Dean Martin to see which music our fans prefer.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Inter Miami fans walk around quoting the exact commentary lines from the LAFC game because it’s the only thing they have left.