“He made the announcement from his home in Vermont, where he has been holed up for weeks, obviously, without the benefit of a haircut.” — JIMMY KIMMEL



“[imitating Bernie Sanders] Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get Michael J. Fox back to 1985.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Within a few minutes of this news breaking, this is what was trending: ‘RIP Bernie.’ And you know, when you’re in the middle of a pandemic talking about a 78-year-old man, maybe choose your hashtag a little bit more carefully.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Give Bernie credit, though — he held on for longer than your mother on the phone. Even after you thought it was over, had a few more ideas to share.” — JIMMY KIMMEL