It's another Monday. I walk past the front desk at work, and overhear talking.... What's this? Oh, Allietubb! I have a package for you! I excitedly take the package and try to take it to my desk, but the office noticed the return address contained "jewelry" and is almost more excited than I am (HARDLY!)! So I am ordered to stop restraining against my work shackles and open the gift! I was so excited! I almost thought they might unlock the chains and let me go pee, but not on company time! It's a beautiful carriage AND a pink tassel! I am the envy of the office! I can't help but make sure someone is around when I pull out my keys now! Thank you Santa!! It is clear you did your investigation work!! Pink, Girly, shiny, and dainty! (and the first time i received a gift, so you're extra special!!)