The Babylon Bee's Updated Style Guide For News Corporations

We at The Babylon Bee have been at the forefront of journalism for millennia. But times change, and you have to change with the times. As Austere Vocal Scholar Bob Dylan said, "The times, they are indeed shifting rapidly."

So we're updating our style guide now for news corporations like The Washington Post, The New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, and other fine outlets who exist for no purpose or agenda other than to keep you informed. As the English language changes, we have to update the way we use it. We have to be sensitive in the way we refer to vulnerable people groups like ISIS, Antifa, and the Communist regime in China.

With all that in mind, please reference the following style guide when writing pieces for the corporate press:

Remember: you, and only you, can stop ISIS leaders from being offended.

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