You might have supposed that a single Game of Thrones porn movie would be sufficient. Or you might have thought the HBO show is already fulfilling your porno needs. In any case, there will soon be two duelling Thrones pornos.


Lee Roy Myers, who's done porno parodies of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Big Lebowski, is still racing ahead with his porn spoof — which will be a webseries, not a single DVD. According to The Observer, Myers says he's torn between three titles: Game of Bones, Game of Moans or Game of Thongs.

But meanwhile, Hustler is prepping This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX, to come out in early 2014 from director Axel Braun, who's done several superhero porn spoofs and three Star Trek porn spoofs. (Which means we may indeed get to see Evan Stone playing Jaime Lannister.) From the Hustler press release:

This parody of the popular HBO series spoofs the politics, sex and struggles of Seven Kingdoms in the way only HUSTLER can do it. In this feature, parodies of your favorite characters get it on in ways you can only imagine! The blood of royalty runs hot and sultry, indeed, in THIS AIN’T GAME OF THRONES XXX.


Which version do you think will be better? And which scene from the HBO series are you most dreading seeing recreated in an X-rated spoof with porn actors?