manetpaintingmonet asked: Your blog is insanely perfect *whispers to sam "is that kale I see?"* Hey cas what is your unicorn called? Hope you guys have a great day

Sam: “G’night, Thor! Your hair is PERFECT!” ”G’night, Deadpool, you amusing if incomprehensible Midgardian!”

Sam: *smoochie*

SE Hinton: WHAT’S GOIN’ ON HERE???

Sam: Well, hello, HOLLYWOOD BIGWIG and FAN FICTION EXPERT SE HINTON! What can we do you for?

SE Hinton: I saw you! You were SLASHING those CHARACTERS!!

Sam: It was just a little g’night smoochie! I’m a THORPOOL shipper, and I’m writin’ a COFFEE SHOP AU!

SE Hinton: AHA! I thought so! There’ll be NO SHIPPING on MY WATCH! You’re BANNED, Moosie!

Sam: BANNED? But, what will become of my WIP? I have at least six readers, maybe six and a half!

Dean: You shouldn’t BAN SAMMY for havin’ his characters SMOOCHIN’, SE HINTON!

SE Hinton: How would you know? I’m a HOLLYWOOD BIGWIG and SUPERFAN!

Dean: Well, yep, that may be so, but EVERYBODY does a little SMOOCHIN’, now and then. And it means NOTHING at all! Like ME and CAS!

Cas: Hello, Dean.

Dean: Why, we sometimes do a little SMOOCHIN’.

Cas: That is true, SE HINTON.

Dean: And then we STARE into each others’s EYEBALLS, filled with INCHOATE LONGING, burnin’ with the PASSIONS of UNFULFILLED DESIRES, EYEBROWS a-QUIRKIN’

SE Hinton: Stop that at once! Stop QUIRKING your EYEBROWS.

Dean: Cas!

Cas: Dean!

Dean: Cas!

Cas: Dean!

SE Hinton: That’s it! You’re BOTH BANNED!

Sam: SE Hinton, THOR an’ DEADPOOL are a-SMOOCHIN’ again!