In which beIN Sports presenter and all-round chauvinist icon Richard Keys takes us on a VIP guided tour of his bolthole out in Doha in the style of MTV Cribs.

It’s not quite as full-on Alan Partridge-esque as you usually get with the Keysmaster, but there are still some glorious moments of acute and ridiculous self-awareness to feast upon, like his wonderful step-by-step breakdown of the contents of his wardrobe.

All together now: ‘Light suits for light days, dark suits for dark days’…

“Say there was a fire and you could only save one thing. What would it be?”

“Myself”

So says a man with a wife, two children and a house full of animals.