Well well well.

Ain't that somethin', a life size talking Cozy Glow doll.

CG: "unhoof me you weirdo!"

>Rotates in every direction

Too bad there's a defect. Wings are missing.

CG: "Defect! That pesky no good draconequus magicked my wings from me."

Hold still, this is too lively >I can feel her warmth, sheesh filly did you eat a whole pack of skittles?

CG: "What kind of stupid expression is that? Put me down, good friends don't hold ponies against their will."

So you know what little girl's toys are but not skittles.

CG: "The game that has you knock pins over with a ball. Gee mister, I guess your kind isn't known for their wits."

>Drops her on bed

You came to the wrong man's house.