Customer: “Excuse me?”

Me: “Yes, how can I help?”

Customer: “I was wondering if you had a staff exit I could use.”

Me: “The main exit is just there.” *points at front doors.*

Customer: “No, I can’t go through your security gates.”

Me: “Why not?”

Customer: “I have a pacemaker. Walking through those gates will kill me!”

Me: “But you came in through the gates.”

Customer: “Well, yes, but I didn’t know they were there when I came in!”