thesnadger:

Every time I see something with the concept of “Bill loses his powers and becomes a normal human after Weirdmageddon” I’m like “anything where he isn’t dead within a week just isn’t realistic.”

So a lot of people apparently thought I meant that Ford or someone else would murder him for revenge, which is certainly possible, but I wasn’t even thinking that would be necessary.

Like, even if he were dumped in a random body outside Gravity Falls and no one knew who or what he was. Even if he managed to figure out “okay I need to eat food every day and glass is not food and I need to sleep and not jump off high places.” Even then, I just think he would be so incapable of dealing with human limitations, and so unable/unwilling to control every single mad or violent impulse he has that he just wouldn’t manage basic survival.