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Count Instagram “influencers” among the ranks of the newly unemployed and broke.

According to a report in the Daily Mail, these 2020 curiosities are on the skids too.

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These micro-celebrities rely on sponsorships from big brands to maintain their lavish lifestyles. But now, the goodies have dried up. Mercy no!

Abigail Ratchford has 9 million followers and typically that means mucho doneros to push product. Even worse, California’s “Safer at Home” order means no make-up artists, hairstylists or professional snappers.

Ratchford usually makes about $500,000 a year.

Ella Rose, with 811,000 Instagram followers, told TMZ she has had no new ad inquiries for a week. Usually it’s several a day.

“Influencer” Desiree Schlotz told TMZ that she’s lost work, and some companies are delaying her payments.

And poor Canadian travel “influencer” Mel Vandersluis is stuck at home.

“A lot of people are in panic mode,” our plucky heroine noted. “Some press trips have went to a halt, some have been cancelled. They obviously don’t want influencers to contract the virus while on the trip.”

Alyssa Ramos pouted that the media is fear-mogering.

“Followers ask me questions about if they should cancel their plans. I get very angry about it because I want people to travel.”

PART OF HIS JOB WAS TAKING GOB FROM ANGRY SLOB

She claimed she had a black belt “in martial arts” and may have proved it when she kicked her boyfriend in the nose because he wouldn’t have sex with her.

La-Donald Holmes, 38, of Florida, then shot a “copious amount of saliva” into the face of a paramedic.

She also screamed at the EMT: “I have the coronavirus!”

Holmes was charged with domestic battery and battery on a firefighter/emergency medical technician. Her beau told cops she became “very agitated” when he rebuffed her hormone-charged hijinks.

MEAT OF THE MATTER

A British Columbia couple is getting copious amounts of shade for cleaning out a grocery store’s entire meat section.

Dan Marcotte, who owns a moving company, admitted “getting caught up”in the COVID-19 feeding frenzy that has cleared out supermarket shelves. The meat was for his family.

The scene of the crime was the Lake Country Save On Foods. Ever since, Marcotte has been crucified by strangers online who saw the video of him shopping on YouTube.