I never wanted a girl.

I know, you're not supposed to say that kind of thing. But I really, really didn't. I wanted a boy. I'm a video gamer, a sports fan, and I think toilet humor is hilarious. I'm loud, often impulsive, and I like stupid television and movies with super heroes and explosions.

In other words, in my heart, I'm a 12-year-old male. I used to do play therapy in the San Francisco public school system, and I always connected better with the boys. We'd play 4-square, talk about South Park, and trade video game cheats. They thought I was awesome, and I thought they were wonderful.

Boys? Boys are easy for me. Girls? Well… Girls are glitter. Girls are ponies. Girls are long emotional conversations and signature colors, and most of all girls are drama.

Parenting a girl? Gah! There's so much fear involved. With boys, I assumed you would teach them when they're young how to defend themselves physically and how to stand up to bullies, and then just cross your fingers. With girls, there always seems to be something more. The fear doesn't ease as they grow. There's emotional gang bullying in middle school. Physical attacks from people much stronger than them. Pregnancy. Rape.

I was too scared to want a girl. Until I found out I was having one.

I still don't know how, but from the moment the ultrasound was turned on, I could tell my daughter was female. In fact, I said out loud "Oh! It's a girl!" and after a moment, the technician replied, "Yes, do you know how to read ultrasounds?" I'd never seen one before except on Nova, but from the second I saw her, I knew. Faced with a reality of a daughter, I was thrilled. And still terrified. And absolutely sure that I would be able to raise her gender neutral. I bought only yellow and green clothing with not too many frills. I painted her bedroom wall yellow and got a neutral wood crib and some neutral animal decorations.