I wrote the above blog earlier today. Did I take some shots at cruises? Yes. Yes I did. It wasn’t personal when I called cruises the vacation of choice for poor people. It was part of my editorialization of the current scene in Cozumel. I was required to put that in there.

Porthole Magazine got personal. They got so personal that they started talking about my butthole. ON TWITTER! HAVE I NO BUTTHOLE PRIVACY, PORTHOLE MAGAZINE!?