My researchers just confirmed that literally nobody on Twitter, not a single soul, is planning to comment on the Oscars live tomorrow night. Well sir, we at RiffTrax have been known to blurt out a few things here and there vis-à-vis popular culture, so we’d thought we’d step up and fill that vast, tumbleweed-strewn social media gap.

Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and myself will be discussing the goings-on at the 86th Academy Awards tomorrow night, via Twitter, under “hashed-tagg” #RifftraxOscars. We’ll be joined by RiffTrax writers Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason… and YOU, we hope. Come hear us chat and joke and spew nonsense at Oscar nominees TAKEN 3: EVEN MORE TAKENER; MATTER-EATER-LAD BEGINS; and CAPTAIN WILSON PHILLIPS.

We’ll also be giving away some free RiffTraxeses to people who play with us, using the aforementioned #RiffTraxOscars tag. Plus we’ll have a sweet little sale of RiffTrax titles that have won the little gold naked man (…or that have won an Oscar, if there are none in that former, admittedly weird and random, category).

This is all being thrown together very quickly based on a fever dream I had last night, and my distinguished colleagues are humoring me! Please show them that it will be fun so we can do it even bigger and better next year, maybe with video and snacks and plenty of little gold naked men.

#RifftraxOscars