It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Crushed

Nobody wants to die, especially visiting fans that have to endure the classlessness and abuse from UCF fans during the pre-game tailgate. Spit on, cussed out, and then crushed? Not on our watch, Son.

Since our company launched two years ago, we've helped THOUSANDS of visiting fans get the protection they need when visiting that condemned pile of rusted paper clips in Oviedo. But still, we get emails all the time from people who ask us "Is the stadium REALLY going to collapse?"

Take a look at the photo to the right. For two years we've been warining people of shoddy construction done on the cheap. That beam is still there. Want to know what UCF did to fix that horiffically twisted beam? They declared it National Champion of horifically twisted beams.

The fact remains: That rusty pile of crap could collapse at a moment's notice. Stadiums aren't supposed to bounce, kids. And yet the Oviedorks, who know their building is held together with chewed bubble gum wads and scotch tape, TRY to shake their stadium.

So we ask you - Why risk dying in the first place? Good question. Just stay home. But if you insist on risking your life to sit on aluminum benches next to chain link fence, PLEASE - take a moment to protect yourself with a UCF Stadium Collapse Insurance Policy.

It's the SMART thing to do!

"UCF has... an on-campus stadium [that is] a rusted, corroded Erector Set" - Martin Fennelly, Tampa Bay Times