This is ALL HanAssholeSolo's reddit comment history from December 2015 to May 2017. Anonymous does not forget. Anonymous does not forgive. 7963ee0a127993f0b95f37675ed2d501c4d5c848a45da17c7c89e54e31e715a990f0fce3df820827a7e2edc4a4ec84803a87a824f4c7538dbfff37731000e09f Date: Thu Dec 17, 2015 05:20 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3x65ml/_/cy1xo14/ M'Quill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jan 17, 2016 06:30 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/41bp7h/_/cz1anyd/ Too soon? http://i.imgur.com/MMf73XJ.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/41ebua/_/cz1zxtz/ Than the men they roll over on while sleeping. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:35 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/41fs2i/_/cz2005s/ Obama certainly hasn't. We're the laughingstock of the world...and look at what is happening in Germany, Sweden, and France..he is enabling it to happen here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Mar 29, 2016 09:47 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ceu9s/_/d1i9d33/ You work for WGU? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Apr 11, 2016 02:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4e7frg/_/d1y03d0/ Yeah but the Christians wouldn't want to behead or stone the homosexuals to death. Fuck Islam and all of its stone age believers in a child molesting prophet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Apr 11, 2016 02:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4e8vhs/_/d1y11u0/ PC because I shouldn't have to pay for playing a game multiplayer against someone online or pay for DLC. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Apr 11, 2016 05:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4eau69/_/d1yobpn/ And I'm sure Springsteen and Adams have played Dubai and Saudi Arabia where people like this are stoned to death or beheaded. Fucking morons. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Apr 11, 2016 06:20 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4eau69/_/d1yqtbh/ Adams played Egypt, which is Muslim http://twitchy.com/2016/04/11/bryan-adams-back-from-egypt-concert-cancels-mississippi-show-due-to-discriminatory-law/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:46 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4ednun/_/d1z7c9t/ Fuck Sanders. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:46 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4ednx0/_/d1z7crj/ So will you. Location identified. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:47 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4edo3m/_/d1z7dj5/ My dog eats at the table, my kid eats on the floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4edjd0/_/d1z7gqd/ Pour milk on it...seriously. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Apr 14, 2016 03:40 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4ep7cv/_/d225gg8/ We have electronic voting...no way that can be rigged.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Apr 14, 2016 03:12 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4epuq4/_/d22nbpd/ I've seen some things..and some stuff!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Apr 14, 2016 05:40 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/4es8ld/_/d22uggq/ Great now they're going to be raping the townsfolk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Apr 14, 2016 05:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4es69j/_/d22uhv5/ Liberals who preach tolerance and then do the opposite. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Apr 14, 2016 07:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4esug9/_/d230o7s/ Hey wow, you painted it the other day too! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4eiwtz/i_painted_my_computer_black_so_it_would_run_faster/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Apr 15, 2016 04:58 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4ev2oc/_/d23nabr/ Or in this case, No Joy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 2, 2016 12:13 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ha0er/_/d2p0pei/ No offense but his grandmother is my hero. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue May 3, 2016 08:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4hnngr/_/d2riky4/ Sucked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 9, 2016 12:30 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ih3wp/_/d2y1183/ The wiki on Reddit [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/reddit](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 04:31 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d32unau/ The problem is this..if you come to someone's country to relocate, you don't expect everyone to assimilate to your stone age ass backwards culture and expect everyone to change their laws to accept your stone age beliefs. You respect the culture you are coming into and while you should be allowed to practice your religion you should not force it on others, bully others to accept your viewpoints to change theirs, and resort to violence if someone disagrees with it. Just like if you are a tourist in another country it's all about RESPECT. If you can't grasp those simple concepts, move the fuck back to the place you came from. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 04:43 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d32v7ws/ Sorry, fixed a few things I mistyped it didn't make sense. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 04:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d32vfnj/ I'm very respectful to other cultures, I've been all over Europe as a tourist and I've never had anything less than a friendly reception and always helped because I make it clear I'm a visitor and don't understand the culture and make sure I read up on the laws and traditions before I go....I don't like to leave a bad impression. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 06:07 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d32z2vw/ Yeah 99.99% of Americans wish they could murder, rape, and kill women who "dishonor" another man, or wish they could molest children in the name of a pedophile prophet, wish they could destroy historical/religious landmarks in the name of Allah, wish that they could force their females to cover up and look like a ninja in public...yeah I'm sure 99.99% of Americans wished their country was like yours. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 06:09 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d32z60o/ Funny thing is if Christians were in Germany forcing their beliefs on people, violently attacking others who didn't believe in their religion, destroying businesses that did not adhere to the principles of Jesus Christ, sexually assaulting women against their will Merkel would have already banned Christianity in Germany. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 06:43 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d330pk1/ Jealousy? LOL I've been offered contract positions in the middle east making over $100K a year and I've turned them all down...I'd rather stay here in America than live your Islamic "dream". Stay there and don't leave it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 08:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d336vts/ And forcing your beliefs onto society to the point where change their laws, their customs, and their beliefs to accommodate your own and change that society into one that is in fear of being attacked for their own beliefs is harmful as well. Works both ways. I don't have a problem with Islam per se but history and what is going on is showing that once they become a majority in an area they begin to superimpose their beliefs on everyone around and harass those that don't align. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 10:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4j12md/_/d339oge/ If what you say is true, then why don't you and others like you openly condemn what is going on around the world in Europe? No one is coming out and saying that what these immigrants are doing in Europe in terms of violence and actions is condemned. I'd like to see every Imam come out and condemn what they are doing and tell them to be peaceful and not act like animals who are owed something by society. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 10:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4j23jv/_/d339pty/ By the gods.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 12, 2016 10:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4j1lt5/_/d339qhu/ Use a bidet you'll use a lot less TP. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 13, 2016 04:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4j4akj/_/d33n47d/ Soon to be strewn with oxygen bottles and feces. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 13, 2016 04:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4j4kle/_/d33n5hd/ Fucking ecstatic that someone not originated with the political corrupt machine is going to lead this nation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 13, 2016 04:09 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4j4d80/_/d33n9ra/ I'm browsing Reddit on the toilet too!!! Is your mom's name Martha? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 15, 2016 12:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/4jbg2y/_/d35t5ff/ News headline 50 years from now: Asians flock to Australian safari park to poach rhinos in hopes their horns ground up in grub mush will give them longer penises. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 15, 2016 02:32 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4je084/_/d35wmxv/ Saw this on VHS in 1998 in of all places Salt Lake City, we had to go to some hole in the wall video store to find it because it was next to impossible to find in Mormonland...we laughed our asses off the whole way through it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 15, 2016 04:23 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4jgedy/_/d36fq2g/ Bath time Timmy! AAAAAA NOOO I'M GONNA DROWNNNNN!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 15, 2016 04:25 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4jgicw/_/d36fs9r/ I see what Jew did there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 15, 2016 04:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4jgghe/_/d36fttx/ All the Bible thumping Jesus freaks got their chastity belts in a wad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 15, 2016 04:31 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/4jgis5/_/d36g005/ You must be a liberal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 16, 2016 01:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4jhon5/_/d3704la/ Alas poor Juan, I knew him Pedro.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 16, 2016 02:08 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/comments/4jisr2/_/d370kn3/ I'm picturing an old man in tattered clothes yelling "GET OFF MY SHORELINE!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 16, 2016 09:46 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/4jinv5/_/d37b4sj/ This one time, in band camp.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 16, 2016 09:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4jkdre/_/d37b61u/ No they'll just know the horrors of buffering. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 16, 2016 09:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4jkdo0/_/d37b6ub/ Next time put your balls on his drum set he'll love that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 16, 2016 09:50 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4jkcdo/_/d37b74o/ Hancock? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue May 17, 2016 05:07 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4jp2bn/_/d38gq5e/ I'll shake my selfie stick/cane at them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed May 18, 2016 03:00 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4ju8wb/_/d39r4mb/ My attempt http://i.imgur.com/aSLr4XT.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 19, 2016 12:18 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/4jzl0t/_/d3aypml/ Powdered Toast Man's angry brother. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 19, 2016 02:24 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4k03hi/_/d3b3ovd/ Private Pyle: The Early Years -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 19, 2016 02:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4k042r/_/d3b3rxx/ Gee thanks Reddit, you leave the fucking post up but remove the story. Bravo dumbasses. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu May 19, 2016 05:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/4k0ofs/_/d3b9f28/ If they vote for a name I'm going with Vaggy McVagface -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 20, 2016 04:03 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4k6fpc/_/d3cjf0b/ [Comfortably Numb](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) by Pink Floyd -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 20, 2016 04:50 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4k6hf2/_/d3ckqcb/ He just took the part so he could be in the soup kitchen in the back of a Toyota Prius. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 20, 2016 09:32 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/history/comments/4k8w7b/_/d3dfyeb/ So basically everyone immigrated to Oklahoma City? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 20, 2016 09:39 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kah4c/_/d3dg7hz/ Brendan Fraser -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri May 20, 2016 11:58 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4kavpd/_/d3dl4v1/ I remember the day I got new glasses just so I could post a selfie on reddit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 12:01 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4kb3ui/_/d3dl7wf/ Wow Lex, that's something else. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 12:01 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kb0jr/_/d3dl8dd/ Leonard Part 6. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 02:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4kblyz/_/d3dpl1j/ Fox restored the clip and the DMCA has been taken down. Seth McFarlane even tweeted about it. https://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/733704087913517057 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 02:45 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kbq4y/_/d3dqhlz/ The way she laughs..wow that's a great reason to vote for commander in chief. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 02:51 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4kbo4a/_/d3dqo4f/ Dog poop tipping is fun. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 04:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4ke2oi/_/d3e7icd/ Seriously humanity fucking sucks at times. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 04:06 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4kdvah/_/d3e7l4z/ Wow Lex, that's something else. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 04:20 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4ke2vr/_/d3e824e/ Only if Bernie is being used as the anchor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 04:46 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4ke53s/_/d3e8zxv/ Show me where there are a million malls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 05:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4ke94x/_/d3ebgq2/ And of those 444 how many were legitimately killed by police? Your statement is irrelevant without more data. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 05:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kekq4/_/d3ebhom/ Destructive if it calls for compliance with punishment of death if you refuse to comply. *cough* Islam *cough* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 07:40 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4keuq4/_/d3ef5cm/ The punch line killed me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 21, 2016 07:46 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4kew98/_/d3efcuk/ Jersey douchenozzle confirmed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 01:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4kefrh/_/d3eqns7/ Right before he teed off he was heard to exclaim "I am Nomad I golf perfect!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 02:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4kgqs7/_/d3eszd2/ No black people or men....hmm...that's diversity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 03:20 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4keuq4/_/d3etyoi/ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo^ooooooooo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 03:22 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4ke53s/_/d3eu0mk/ A mall weighs more than a ton. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 03:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4kgqs7/_/d3f9s8q/ Huffpost Token -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 04:00 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4khqhf/_/d3f9y59/ They have them in Paris too except they pose as deaf people trying to get money for their charity...had one come up to me flopping their hands around making absolutely no sense in sign language, I told her in fluent French she might want to go to the hospital she's having a seizure....she flipped me off and went on to the next victim. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 04:02 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4khqhf/_/d3fa0xw/ People who love to stand up before the plane comes to a complete stop to get their luggage like they are going to somehow get to the baggage claim faster than others...was on a flight once about 5 people did this and right as the plane got to the walkway the pilot goosed the brake hard and all 5 ended up face down in the aisle. Laughter ensued. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 04:10 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4kinoh/_/d3faal0/ Cars 3? No wonder half my trailer park was cheering in joy the other day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 06:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4kijn4/_/d3fg9c7/ Seriously, fuck America..this country is fast becoming a corrupt shithole. I'm sure it was a "concerned citizen" who called the cops anonymously like a chickenshit asshole. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 07:10 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kjwvu/_/d3fgthb/ Paul Walker. Too soon? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 07:14 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/4kjnmf/_/d3fgyxn/ The set of Sanford and Son and What's Happening used the same set for both shows..I think there were other shows that used the exact same set too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun May 22, 2016 11:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kl5mm/_/d3fqq8i/ Yep...fucking in the shower she had one leg cocked in the air the other on the floor of the tub, I shifted, stepped on soap, did a flip and landed on my right side on the faucet and broke 4 of my ribs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 23, 2016 01:22 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kl5mm/_/d3ftxh4/ That I slipped in the shower on soap and hit the fixture...didn't say I was in there banging the lady LOL. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 23, 2016 04:35 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4kkekm/_/d3g0zcc/ Look what it did to Dewey Cox. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 23, 2016 04:37 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4km032/_/d3g11ol/ [McDonald's worker from the 21st century](http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/MCDONALDS-FIGHT.jpg) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 23, 2016 04:38 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4km48j/_/d3g12ii/ Bob Barker and the Barker victims. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 23, 2016 04:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4km2lj/_/d3g15ns/ Wow Lex, that's something else. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 23, 2016 01:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4knosr/_/d3gcdyq/ A walking oxymoron. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 23, 2016 01:42 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4knngl/_/d3gcevx/ Why was I clicking on this expecting to see Mike Tyson at a water fountain saying "Thith ith too difficult!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue May 24, 2016 03:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kt0xf/_/d3hrmix/ My parents. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed May 25, 2016 02:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kxgfa/_/d3il10u/ Blue waffle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 28, 2016 02:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4le05f/_/d3mk7jv/ 3rd grade we had a book report contest to whomever could give the best book report, it came down to myself and one other person...my book report was awesome, this other jackoff copied WORD FOR WORD parts of the book in his report (I knew this because I had read the book several times in the library) and won the prize...I was pissed for years over this but recently found out the plagiarizer was arrested for forgery and had a long criminal record. I feel ok about it now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 28, 2016 02:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4le05f/_/d3mk8s3/ Thank goodness it wasn't a Pepsi. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 28, 2016 02:35 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4ldylz/_/d3mkae0/ How aware were the kids of the result of the questions they were being asked or like in skits like the Slaves video where kids are dancing around to people singing about slavery? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KUbflnMEs -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 28, 2016 02:45 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4le0x3/_/d3mklau/ You are a shit legend. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 28, 2016 02:47 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4ldxao/_/d3mkn6d/ Finally a joke not opun to interpretation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat May 28, 2016 02:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4lau1h/_/d3mkwg1/ I play the cowbell you have no idea the massive amounts of tail I get. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 30, 2016 01:58 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ln4aj/_/d3oohci/ I Feel For You - Chaka Khan....original was by Prince. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon May 30, 2016 03:24 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4lnp1p/_/d3orf8x/ Anyone know this asshole or his whereabouts turn him in NOW. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 01:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/4lxgie/_/d3r78rj/ Maybe if you Europeans got some balls instead of waiting on your politicians to take care of this and fought against these stone age assholes something would happen, but apparently your nut sacks have shrunk since WW2. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 01:50 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4lys3p/_/d3r7c4m/ Needs more cowbell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 03:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/4lyzxc/_/d3ra0fw/ No, what I meant for example: Zootopia comes out next week on DVD/Blu Ray..it won't be available on disc through Netflix til July -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 03:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4lz2hy/_/d3ragps/ Read any crime blog from Detroit, Memphis, Chicago, or Baltimore...there's plenty of names given to people who won't get any further than the Taco bell drive thru. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 03:17 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4lz2hy/_/d3rah9o/ Throatwarbler Mangrove -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 03:21 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4m1oun/_/d3rt4zy/ Shutter Island..but only because about 30 minutes into it my wife says "He's a patient at that asylum".... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 04:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4lys3p/_/d3rw1ji/ Definitely could use a little Brendan Fraser. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 04:28 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4m0r1g/_/d3rw4xp/ Just do not under any circumstances awaken the patient known as Abby Normal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 04:31 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4m1orj/_/d3rw9m8/ And just who is this caring emotional nice individual? YOU'LL FIND OUT FRIDAY NIGHT IN THE OCTAGON WHEN JOHN CENA NURSES A HURT KITTEN BACK TO HEALTH!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 1, 2016 04:32 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4m1nnl/_/d3rwbrr/ The wong kid died! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 2, 2016 12:11 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4m2c8s/_/d3sgi8x/ Why should he be surprised they blew up an airport in his home country a few months ago what's a few bullets? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 2, 2016 12:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4m2n02/_/d3sgp4h/ Taking myself over to /r/incest for the follow-up story. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 2, 2016 12:18 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4m2hfv/_/d3sgs7a/ Dammit you should have told me sooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPEc_FUZxYg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 2, 2016 12:20 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4m4dr0/_/d3sguc1/ Shorts not pulled up below the base of the man nipples... He's wearing it wrong. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 2, 2016 12:21 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4m438f/_/d3sgv7v/ In Chicago they're the local chapter of Black Lives Splatter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 2, 2016 12:31 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4m4dr4/_/d3sh9fm/ I use a tree-fiddy bill. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 2, 2016 06:35 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4m8d00/_/d3tf7cc/ Was this filmed with a Minecraft camcorder? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4mkjb6/_/d3wgl4q/ Voting for the Benghazi murderer Hitlery. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:38 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/4mjdro/_/d3wgqfq/ Chanting the Islamic prayer will get you nothing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:40 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4mlk1k/_/d3wgta1/ So...what constitutes bizarre behavior with Richard Simmons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4mlpwh/_/d3wgu8j/ Fuck Zuckerberg. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:58 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4mlh0b/_/d3whcqw/ Mass school shootings (5+ killed) in the last 25 years: 1991 - University of Iowa (6 killed), shooter was Asian 1998 - Littleton Colorado (15 killed) shooters white 2005 - Red Lake, MN (10 killed) shooter Native American 2006 - Pennsylvania (6 killed) shooter white 2007 - Virginia Tech (33 killed) shooter Asian 2008 - Illinois (6 killed) shooter white 2012 - Oakland, CA (7 killed) shooter Asian 2012 - Sandy Hook (28 killed) shooter white 2013 - Santa Monica (6 killed) shooter middle eastern 2014 - Marysville, WA (5 killed ) native American 2015 - Roseburg, OR (10 killed) mixed race (black/white) Don't stereotype whites as mass school shooters because Asians have nearly done the same amount. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:22 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4mnoj6/_/d3wvu88/ It does. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:23 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4mnoj6/_/d3wvut6/ Top row, third from the left...he clearly sharted himself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4mnscf/_/d3wvygv/ Bruce Nolan, is that you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 5, 2016 03:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4mnscf/_/d3wvyt4/ Escort service on demand. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 6, 2016 09:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4mst90/_/d3ylyig/ He was going to target Muslims and Jews..had just been targeting Muslims they should have let him go and carry them out since the EU is too chickenshit to do it themselves. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 6, 2016 09:35 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4msfsl/_/d3ym200/ We don't need one we already have Minnesota and Michigan with the Muslims infiltrating that state and taking over their political systems....just a matter of time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 6, 2016 09:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4msfsl/_/d3ym3ha/ That's one reason I hated being in the military, the actions of a few warrant everyone else being treated like a fucking child. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 12:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4mw1pu/_/d3yti7l/ I've been to Paris 3 times..damn that is some high ass water. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 12:42 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4mw8zf/_/d3ytjei/ Oh about treefiddy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 12:43 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4mw0fn/_/d3ytlmb/ 80's gayness checks out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 12:45 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4mw9x6/_/d3ytnih/ Amazon..always on time, fast delivery, has never got an order wrong. Newegg has systematically fucked up more shit than I can recall. I ordered a wireless router from them and they ship me a fucking Apple mouse, took me a month of back and forth with them to get my money refunded to me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 12:46 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4mvyj8/_/d3ytpho/ Never drive when Andre the Giant is taking a shit on the mountainside...NEVER. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 12:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4mvzbi/_/d3yttcl/ So a Tappen will be tappin it's ass all winter? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 03:19 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4mzhhb/_/d3ziyd6/ My mom ain't shaved her legs in a week she looks like a Yeti -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 7, 2016 03:22 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4mz7e1/_/d3zj2bl/ And of course Microsoft will charge for the DLCs and mods. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 8, 2016 03:17 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4n2tkw/_/d40eb03/ I'm not afraid to do it. http://imgur.com/6y3LRY6 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 8, 2016 03:22 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4n2nkt/_/d40ehka/ Did you like the show Nip/Tuck? 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Ball's in your court God. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 10, 2016 05:22 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4nh4ly/_/d43varb/ someone deleted the ucking Cunt. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 10, 2016 06:24 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4nh8hy/_/d43y4k7/ Sketch of suspect is too white. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 11, 2016 03:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4nlme6/_/d44y0bl/ Or on Twitter after a Cavs game and get fired. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 11, 2016 03:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4nllhx/_/d44y1au/ I'm packing my bags -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 11, 2016 03:39 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4nltu2/_/d44y7ir/ Exactly...you can't tell me with a packed room of people under 25 at an after concert signing every phone in that room was off and not recording/snapping pics and someone hasn't leaked the footage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 11, 2016 06:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4nmfnd/_/d45563l/ Would Danny be dropping loads all over the place? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 11, 2016 07:02 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4nmlg2/_/d455nmu/ Yes, maybe taking up horizontal video? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4nnkaq/_/d45fsiz/ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:00 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nl77l/_/d45fvib/ Clickbait articles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4nnsu7/_/d45g1fh/ I only kneel before Zod. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:06 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nnvoq/_/d45g2qf/ People. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 01:03 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4nq16q/_/d45xkcq/ British media is already reporting it...unlike the USA where they hide it as much as possible in the liberal media. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 01:08 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nq48s/_/d45xoyp/ /r/Redditblocksdiscussionsonislam -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 01:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4nq16q/_/d45y4bs/ That was a different story happened Friday night...this happened today and British news is already reporting the shooter was Islamic. Reddit already banned me from posting in /r/news so I suppose they'll do it here since Reddit is partly owned by Saudis. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 01:28 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nq7wp/_/d45y5qs/ Orlando nightclub shooting. There's your answer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 04:24 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d4644ya/ /r/news is massively censoring posts regarding this, even banning posters from commenting. I was banned from /r/news by calling out that the shooter was Islamic and had ties to radical terrorism. His FB page showed ties to Islam and terrorism but no doubt it's been scrubbed or removed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 04:25 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/thedonald/comments/4nqloj/_/d4646qj/ Either the mods or reddit has Islam ties hence the reason for censorship. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 05:03 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d465tok/ I just unsubscribed too. Fuck /r/news. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 06:00 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d468awh/ 9/11 - worst terror attack on American soil 6/16 - worst mass shooting on American soil. Both Islamic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 06:03 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d468ff4/ /r/news is censoring any talk about this. Unsubscribe their viewership is going into the toilet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 06:09 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d468pf1/ Colossal pussy move by Obama.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 08:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d46f86j/ Just don't jump the shark you'll piss Fonzie off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 08:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d46f89c/ Just don't jump the shark you'll piss Fonzie off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 08:37 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d46faji/ Wow, this thread broke Reddit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 12, 2016 08:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d46fjqg/ Worked great in Brussels too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 01:51 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ntebz/_/d46rdk0/ Your sex tape -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 01:52 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d46rfm6/ 9/11 = 2011 6/16 = 2016 Got it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 02:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nqnrm/_/d46rw3h/ Facebook user posts there were two more shooters http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=10msiv9&s=9#.V14QM5A8KK0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 02:27 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4nvsri/_/d47blv4/ Repost FAIL. http://dashadee.deviantart.com/art/Cthulhu-rising-488263710 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 05:52 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nwru3/_/d47kxdz/ Now that it's electronic chances are it won't count. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 05:53 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4nwru3/_/d47kyc5/ Hitting my wife while holding a can of beer wearing a mustard stained tank top. MURICA. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 05:54 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4nwhkq/_/d47kzko/ Thanks for triggering another sleeper cell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 05:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4nwrkg/_/d47l1il/ Garbage bag full of lawn clippings = suspicious package. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 05:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4nwer8/_/d47l33c/ Cue ACLU suing to get it taken down as it violated 1 person's religious rights among 1 million people. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 06:27 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4nwr65/_/d47mn1a/ Probably playing it to take her mind off Bill getting a blowjob. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 06:28 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4nwtnb/_/d47moqf/ Oh dear God please let Deadpool be the one who does him in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 08:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4nxn43/_/d47tfwb/ The gays are turning to Trump, the Latinos are turning to Trump...the only ones left for Hillary will be SJW's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 08:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/4nxnzp/_/d47thkt/ Orlando shooter - child of immigrants Ft Hood shooter - child of immigrants San Bernadino shooter - child of immigrants Chattanooga shooter - child of immigrants -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 13, 2016 08:50 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4nxn39/_/d47tk2z/ Video not available..fuck Youtube. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 14, 2016 09:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4o15wp/_/d49dpa4/ They did that here at a Motel 6, guy went and remodeled the hotel and used all foreign/migrant workers, all the tub handles were installed backwards, cold on left hot on right, and all the soap dishes were put in upside down. Not to mention the anti-skid stickers weren't installed on the tub floors so people were slipping in the shower and falling. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:01 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4o3vs2/_/d49duop/ Ishtar. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:30 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4o3ozi/_/d49f2q2/ Well the guy frequented the gay club and had contacted men on Tinder..so explain that one to me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4o3qjm/_/d49fiyd/ No that's the sign right by the "Special" Hogwart's Train. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:02 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4o48g9/_/d49gdt1/ Alex, how can we handle Islam/radical Islam when the basis of their beliefs calls for the death and destruction of anyone who does not believe in their teachings? Is the solution to profile Muslims like Israel does? Is the solution to ban Islam? What is your take on this? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4o48g9/_/d49gym2/ /r/news got called out HA!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 07:24 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4o5y42/_/d49wp1x/ Plain oatmeal. Us people of the whites can't handle anything else we're kind of bland. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 07:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4o5w93/_/d49wqep/ A group of low educated low expectation citizens whose job it is to strip search old ladies and children to search for bombs and let the Middle Eastern people on the plane unseatched. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 01:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4o71fw/_/d4a5c6c/ Allahu Crapbar!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 01:54 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4o7cn2/_/d4a5jbb/ Knock Leo off the bow of the Titanic, take his place. I am now king of the world. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 01:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/4o74z9/_/d4a5kkl/ Ok the thumbnail had me believing the guy on the left turned into the guy on the right after three decades in solitary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 01:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4o72el/_/d4a5mdd/ Baby corn says "Sorry mom, he's out playing wargames with the Kernel" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 04:21 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4o7tge/_/d4ac5yt/ Video won't play here. Tried in Firefox and Chrome. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 04:28 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4o7tjg/_/d4acioe/ After the video ended he went into the ladies room to calm down. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 15, 2016 05:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4o8fw6/_/d4agf9q/ As soon as she opened her fat SJW mouth and said "a lot of you might not know these things because you are white" she branded herself as a racist. Had I said "A lot of you might not know this because you're black" they would have lynched me right there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 03:45 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4odlcz/_/d4bpgyl/ Nobody messes with Adam We... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 04:45 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4odzwo/_/d4bscn0/ Thanks! Stealing and spreading this as much as I can! Wait...I'm entitling myself to this and spreading it as much as I can! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 04:54 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4oe5tt/_/d4bsrwr/ Fuck Zuckerberg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 06:25 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4oeofd/_/d4bxd6c/ Mathematical proof an assault rifle ban is useless: According to the FBI, (source at the bottom), there were 12,253 murders in the US in 2013 where a weapon was used. You'll notice that 2013 is a typical year, so we'll just use that for our data. In 8,454 of these murders the weapon was a fire arm. Further, 285 of these murders used a rifle. Now, if you pull out your handy-dandy calculator, you'll notice that this accounts for about 3.37% of murders where a fire arm was used, or about 2.33% of all murders where a weapon was used. For the sake of argument, let's go ahead and say that every single rifle used was an "assault rifle". Let's also say that any assault weapons ban in the US is 100% effective, meaning all assault rifles disappear and it is impossible for any new ones to enter the country. Additionally, we have to assume that the murderers who used assault rifles are now incapable of murdering anyone due to their lack of an assault rifle. If these conditions sound reasonable to you, then congratulations! Push for that ban and maybe, just maybe, after a long legal battle you'll be able to prevent 2.33% of murders where weapons were used. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 06:35 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4oegwj/_/d4bxukh/ I got roped into this one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 07:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4of8bj/_/d4c1wd9/ Flame war!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4ofoz2/_/d4c975k/ For the 20th year in a row on Epsilon Eridani the number one song is Vagina in D Mina -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:39 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4ofoja/_/d4c9f9p/ At least it isn't Gamecast. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ogcwa/_/d4cep70/ Islam isn't a race. Fail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 01:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/4ogm5k/_/d4cf1rw/ Damn onions.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 01:14 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4ogeb4/_/d4cfelk/ Don't bother looking in /r/news most have probably all been shadowbanned I was. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 01:54 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ogtuj/_/d4ch0xj/ Too soon but I laughed nonetheless. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 01:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ogvg2/_/d4ch4rn/ JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 01:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ogvg2/_/d4ch521/ Vagina boob. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 04:58 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4ohhce/_/d4co8ge/ His name is Paul Blart -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 05:13 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4ohhce/_/d4conf4/ He was channeling Ashlee Simpson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 03:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4oj8fe/_/d4d3aup/ Yep FUCK ISLAM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 03:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4ojcf2/_/d4d4ple/ [My preciousssssssss..](http://i.imgur.com/Nq8XgBp.jpg) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 04:32 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4oiej4/_/d4d7by7/ You've done it...you've slept with a lady... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 05:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ok6at/_/d4dakja/ Stupid analogy...musicians aren't forcing you to listen to their music and like it or else they will cut your head off or stone you to death. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 06:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4okgn0/_/d4ddwny/ Seriously fuck Zuckerberg. That asshole has to be in bed with some Islamic group to be censoring anything like this on social media, it's almost like he wants us to be ignorant to Islam. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 08:50 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4okwib/_/d4djdal/ This joke is going to blow up on the front page. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 09:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ojejy/_/d4djyy4/ Why do asians always wear surgical masks? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 09:19 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4ol5cx/_/d4dkl6h/ Why didn't the nightclub guy pick Westboro instead? No one would have cared. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4olp1k/_/d4docj5/ I sure as shit won't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:54 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4olst9/_/d4dqcxy/ I love how Wikipedia explains the plot: "Then they engage in sex, first in the missionary position, then doggy style, and then with Debbie on top. They finish in the missionary position before Mr. Greenfield ejaculates on Debbie." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:07 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4olxl4/_/d4dqtmz/ Of course he refuses he's a long piece of shit Muslim practicing taqiyya. In case you don't know what it is: Taqiya (تقیة taqiyyah/taqīyah, literally "fear, caution") is a form of Islamic dissimulation or a legal dispensation whereby a believing individual can deny their faith or commit otherwise illegal or blasphemous acts while they are in fear or at risk of significant persecution. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:10 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4om42m/_/d4dqw7q/ Roseanne didn't dream the whole thing Charlie wasn't smashed by a piano -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:12 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4olxx5/_/d4dqzfk/ Fuck Islam -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 02:27 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4omma2/_/d4dvak7/ What he said razor blade and windex -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 02:29 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4omh8b/_/d4dvdel/ Too busy having fun and ignoring the Muslim takeover of Minnesota -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 02:38 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4omnzp/_/d4dvmnv/ Get in the shower soak yourself from head to toe throw some seaweed in your hair and run in the room screaming "RUN FOR THE HIGH GROUND!!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 02:38 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4omocd/_/d4dvn92/ Killing a random homeless person. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 02:39 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4omep9/_/d4dvnzt/ Signs signs everywhere there's signs... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 02:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/4omewz/_/d4dvpo7/ Wait there were ducks in the Taunton too in addition to Luke? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 03:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4omqfi/_/d4dxaxy/ That's almost as good as the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck..I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 03:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4oosib/_/d4ebxyf/ Jehovah's Witness....hello? hello? I know you're there I can hear you on the other side of the door I have some literature about the end of the world! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 03:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4oosa0/_/d4edjjj/ It's the redneck triforce!!! It's dangerous to go alone Cooter, take this! *hands Cooter a 12 pack* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 05:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4opava/_/d4eg9z4/ Umm.no that's not a perfect shape of the U.S. Florida fell off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 05:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4opaqc/_/d4egaw6/ So you're driving backwards the whole trip? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 05:18 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4opasi/_/d4egcay/ Flip the box moron. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 05:18 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4opb13/_/d4egcwq/ Ditched my wife. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 07:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4opuhn/_/d4ekr1s/ Who cares she's still a talentless screeching hag who made her money off the back of John. She ruined the jam session between him and Chuck Berry, look it up sometime. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 07:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/4opsd5/_/d4el08r/ This video is shit. Not even close to top ten fights in the NBA. You don't even have the infamous Kermit Washington punch on here.. You fail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 07:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4opo1w/_/d4el2h1/ Reverse cowgirl workout. She must do porn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 08:21 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/comments/4oq180/_/d4emkvp/ Damn...that is one hell of an awesome pic! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 08:37 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4oq4nj/_/d4en4c0/ Seriously you stupid fuckers are too afraid of these assholes. Kick them out or eradicate them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 08:47 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4oq5y3/_/d4engde/ Sweden, Germany, France, England..all turning into immigrant cesspools of rape and violence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 08:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4opz3t/_/d4ensa8/ So you like a man who is abusive as shit to his on screen costars? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 08:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4opz3t/_/d4entyw/ She has a great scene with Phoenix Marie and Danny Mountain that ends with Phoenix getting creampie...have jacked to that one numerous times! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 09:06 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4oq8wh/_/d4eo45i/ OMG PARAGRAPHS PLEASE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 09:20 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4oowat/_/d4eom07/ [He's genuinely surprised](http://i.imgur.com/bv0u9wb.png) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 09:38 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4opxr6/_/d4ep7o6/ Is anyone's Patronus an acorn? http://i.imgur.com/n6IXqiK.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:11 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4oqh4i/_/d4eqcgl/ Silence of the Lambs Seven -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:12 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4opz3t/_/d4eqdka/ Yeah he sounds like a real winner: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/02/two-more-james-deen-accusers-tell-all-there-was-so-much-blood.html -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:17 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4oqjcm/_/d4eqizd/ To say I love you when they say it. Fuck you Leia. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:40 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4oqma3/_/d4er9x4/ Pooping in public. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:47 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4oqeg7/_/d4erhdo/ Must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque http://i.imgur.com/jDtrST0.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4oqncb/_/d4erj9w/ Hostel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4oqncb/_/d4erta7/ Someone already did it in a short film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17pORf_iE4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:09 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4oqqih/_/d4eu4xn/ Just had? Baby bunnies are blind at birth. This one is several weeks old. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:13 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/4oqvl4/_/d4eu8v8/ Maybe they live in Detroit and want to get out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:14 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4oqyof/_/d4eua6u/ I don't think I could intelligently debate someone who is Ti they're probably more intelligent than I am. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:17 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4opcbp/_/d4ew8l0/ This doesn't change anything. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:18 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4opcbp/_/d4ewa5o/ Exactly, Foo Fighters had a concert in Nashville last October, tickets went on sale and I was on at the exact moment they went on sale online for fan club presale...I was in within 2 minutes and there wasn't jack shit available in the floor seats or anywhere near the stage. Ended up paying for floor seats through stub hub... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:22 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/4opcbp/_/d4eweig/ Make it so you can cancel your ticket purchase buy buying "insurance" like you do for an airline ticket that allows you to cancel for a full refund so you get our money back and that ticket goes back into the pool for the general public. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:31 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4or64l/_/d4ewo98/ You're gonna be sued. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:32 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4or8y7/_/d4ewpcy/ Silence is golden...showers? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4or0kz/_/d4ewqjy/ Star Wars Holiday Special...#neverforget -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4or7x5/_/d4ews9m/ Me..even if I'm in the Caribbean and it's 86 and humid as fuck I have to have at least a sheet over me...the only exception is a hammock..I can flat out pass the fuck out in a hammock with nothing covering me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:42 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4or7c7/_/d4ex02w/ I can edit them out easily enough. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 01:43 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4or6gp/_/d4ex1r5/ Like anything is going to happen to her. Just like with Obama they could be mass murderers and publicly admit it and the Senate/Congress would still sit on their hands and let them do what they want. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 04:03 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4orlqj/_/d4f1diq/ Isisonly.com ad? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 04:03 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4orm3z/_/d4f1e5b/ Still better fx than Scorpion King -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 04:06 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/4oro8q/_/d4f1hbx/ Your videos suck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 04:08 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4ors23/_/d4f1ipt/ I about shit when I read this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4oq5y3/_/d4fbb17/ Well, you're wrong about that. Immigrants can sometimes cause issues, this is obvious. However the facts clearly demonstrate that the countries /u/HanAssholeSolo (who is American) mentioned are actually extremely peaceful and safe, especially when compared to the US. His pathetic, hysterical fear-mongering deserved to be mocked with facts. I notice you have brought nothing to the discussion apart from some vague hand-waving about biased sources. Perhaps you could elaborate as to why you think Wikipedia's crime data is wrong? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 07:30 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4oucd2/_/d4fo8s8/ What's really sad is that the original Chekov outlived him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 09:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4ouzqu/_/d4ft1q8/ Heyooooo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 09:45 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ov9ou/_/d4ftdna/ I have a cold shower every morning just before I go mad. Then I go mad one, mad two, mad three, mad four! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 09:54 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4ov7f2/_/d4ftoyd/ There needs to be a Pee Wee Herman doll in this one.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 09:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/4ovcqj/_/d4ftrmb/ Doesn't anyone Google anymore? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_1_Second_Film -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 09:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4ovcg9/_/d4ftsi3/ Can confirm, am the poop in his undies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:00 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4ov870/_/d4ftxla/ Nagging wife is too high on the scale to depict -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:01 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ouzv4/_/d4ftyhb/ Channnnge? Spare some channnge? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:43 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ovjr3/_/d4fvgjc/ My sisters pussy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:52 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/4ovime/_/d4fvrye/ FUCK ISLAM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4otvxd/_/d4g0awx/ Like this liberal cunt thinks editing the transcript will change anything, the whole country knows the person was an Islamic piece of shit that not only called 911 but a TV station to pledge his allegiance to ISIS and the pedo prophet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 01:00 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4ov7zl/_/d4g0fs3/ Just taking this opportunity to say FUCK ISLAM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 02:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4ow7ps/_/d4g3839/ Umm...no it doesn't. Fail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 02:29 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4ow4z9/_/d4g4d2j/ Same thing happened to my buddy he overdosed on marijuana...RIP. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 02:54 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4oz0v6/_/d4godhf/ But Hancock did it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 04:12 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4oz2t8/_/d4grqzl/ Is that Kanye or Kevin Hart? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 05:37 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4oz2t8/_/d4gvm6r/ Fuck you to whomever downvoted me the person in the pic looks like Kanye or Kevin Hart so go fuck yourselves you neck beard 40 year old virgin looking keyboard warrior motherfuckers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 20, 2016 05:42 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4oztiy/_/d4gvuel/ Yeah fatass, stop abusing the motorized carts in Wal Mart and walk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 21, 2016 01:06 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4p1ztt/_/d4hf075/ Staying away from places marked "GUN FREE ZONE". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 21, 2016 01:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4p1vzo/_/d4hgkr7/ [Catch!](http://i.imgur.com/hZj2a0M.jpg) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 21, 2016 03:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4p2nzh/_/d4hl68u/ Midget cops. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 21, 2016 03:57 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4p2o4j/_/d4hl7qg/ ClickbaitPorn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 21, 2016 03:59 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4p2o2s/_/d4hlaje/ Movie 43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:37 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4p7epa/_/d4ip3kr/ Make her laugh hard enough and she'll flatulate...and urinate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 02:13 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4p8ay5/_/d4iv527/ The end credits. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 02:13 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4p81w7/_/d4iv5qh/ You know what they say about people who have big feet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 03:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4p8d82/_/d4ix5fc/ Hey it takes a lot of skill to spend 6 out of 8 hours leaning on a shovel and drinking coffee trying to look important. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 03:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4p8hpw/_/d4ix7fc/ Because SJW's were created through being dropped at daycare all day and being told that there are no losers everyone is a winner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 03:09 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4p8e73/_/d4ixc0o/ I once was homeless, Reddit gold came, now I am millionaire with big house and car. Thank you Reddit gold. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 03:10 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/4p8cxo/_/d4ixdco/ [First thing that came to mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj1FifK3bbg) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 03:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4p91x5/_/d4jh2e5/ If you're a leprechaun anything's possible. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 04:14 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4paynh/_/d4jixsy/ [Xenobrown](http://i.imgur.com/9OxBHck.jpg) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 06:12 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4p9d9d/_/d4joqrc/ Even worse Michael Cera could still play a high schooler. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed Jun 22, 2016 06:19 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4pbpot/_/d4jp3rj/ Kind of like Hillary voters attributing her direct quotes to Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLGG8VlDAOc -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 01:45 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4pe5hv/_/d4k8pp9/ Push her sorry ass in and hope the sharks eat her. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 01:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4pbffj/_/d4k8ug4/ THIS. I have a PhD, but unless the requirement is to have a PhD, I don't list it on my resume. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 01:50 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4pe3fg/_/d4k8xd4/ seriously FUCK ISLAM..fuck them and fuck their whole ideology and way of life. Fucking followers of a pedophile warlord. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 01:51 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4pe9l7/_/d4k8xuo/ Those are YUUUUGE!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 01:52 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4pe4e0/_/d4k8zq2/ Can confirm, fapped to a actress playing dead. Felt like Bill Cosby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 01:53 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4pe96u/_/d4k90lr/ Unless it's tech support, then you yell at them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 02:21 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4pgkpr/_/d4ksp4d/ 10/10 would finger bang. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 04:13 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4phenp/_/d4kxvty/ I'd have flung poo at the little girl in anger and asserted my dominance. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:26 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4pjd1f/_/d4lfkfj/ A place where ignorant neckbeards gather to censor information and downvote posts at whim. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:28 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4pj3d8/_/d4lfn76/ Yes definitely, if you wake up in the morning and your penis is sporting a cape, do update us. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 01:30 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/4pk0qk/_/d4lmycq/ Watch Two Broke Girls...10 minutes with their laugh track and you'll slash your wrists and put your head in the microwave. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 01:31 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/4pk0qk/_/d4lmzco/ They should have an option when you watch a show to watch it with or without the laugh track. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 01:48 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/4pk0qk/_/d4lnnpu/ Exactly, then I'd be laughing at the silent pauses. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 03:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/4ph47o/_/d4md9h6/ You notice at around the 1:04 mark he says "Please listen" while blood is pouring out of his nose and head? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 04:36 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4pnqf4/_/d4mf2uy/ So you only worked there for a month? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 04:38 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4pngrl/_/d4mf5m4/ FUCK ISLAM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 07:14 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4po4ai/_/d4mmeej/ And then the bat boy yelled Shpoople! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 08:08 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4poif4/_/d4mouad/ The last one is the Alfred E. Neuman story. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:00 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4pmrjs/_/d4mtipe/ California... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:02 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4ppf23/_/d4mtkbs/ So does 1024 Brits make a Megabrit? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:04 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4pp5s8/_/d4mto38/ When he was asked to take the witness stand his lawyer said "Gee, zip it!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:05 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4pp5l2/_/d4mtph3/ Ok somehow this looks really badly photoshopped. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:27 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4pp6vg/_/d4muj63/ And the fact that most of them are Muslims breeding like cockroaches taking over London -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:27 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4ppacl/_/d4mujl0/ You're dead to me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:55 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4pppd8/_/d4mvlq6/ Are you still upset over ESPN editing your bloody sock out of the Game 6 rebroadcast? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:56 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4pp9k1/_/d4mvmso/ You forgot to draw Mohammed on the ship with a suicide vest. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:03 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4pnzu5/_/d4mvvsx/ I'm surprised someone hasn't taken her out already. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:12 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4pp6vg/_/d4mw8gk/ You called me a racist, you just lost all credibility. Now go fuck off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:15 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4pppd8/_/d4mwbxm/ Because it's ESPN..they are the TMZ of sports now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 25, 2016 01:16 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4pq8v6/_/d4n0rqg/ I whizzed on the electric fence. AND I LOVED IT. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 25, 2016 03:33 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4psvdz/_/d4nkxrw/ People who drink Starbucks coffee and think it's some status symbol they are drinking eight day old moldy diarrhea. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 25, 2016 08:35 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ptwrx/_/d4nvtev/ Deadpool texting nad pics again? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 25, 2016 08:37 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4pu03a/_/d4nvwid/ Upvote for laughter + almost defecation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat Jun 25, 2016 08:42 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/4pu1dv/_/d4nw2gp/ FUCK ISLAM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:41 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4puuvf/_/d4o449j/ Napoleon Dynamite https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TcWPiHjIExA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:51 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4pv7zw/_/d4o4fca/ BENNNNNNYYYYY SCROOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 02:46 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4pvpjr/_/d4o81in/ He's also never made you cry -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 03:49 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/4pvum7/_/d4o9vq8/ Nick Cage and Matthew McConaughey (he said he wants to reprise his role from Season 1) would be fucking epic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 03:51 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4pvt5g/_/d4o9x7e/ Also the best time to strangle someone to death..the acoustics when the snow is falling and the gurgling of a windpipe being crushed is absolutely enthralling. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 05:08 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/4pxup3/_/d4orv7x/ Would you like to know more? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 05:09 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/4pxup3/_/d4orwsd/ I'm not a janitor but I'm almost positive Phobos won't turn into an inner tube. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 05:14 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4pya7r/_/d4os3jc/ Wat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 05:15 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/4pyhr4/_/d4os4wo/ Same goes for your car when you travel, use it for your own trash....DO YOU HEAR ME TENNESSEE?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 05:31 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/4px1p0/_/d4osq9u/ [I seent it](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/7a/74/44/7a74447eab7f5444d5c2c784ef137ddc.jpg) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 06:34 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4pypo4/_/d4ov0gg/ Don't leave me hanging, just give me the skinny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 06:39 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4pywg7/_/d4ov783/ FUCK ISLAM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 07:06 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/4pywiq/_/d4ow600/ And during the time this story has been out, how many people in Chicago were shot and killed using illegal firearms? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:50 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4pypzc/_/d4p4der/ https://youtu.be/YersIyzsOpc at the 1:10 mark. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:28 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/4pzs5v/_/d4p7rbq/ Dan Snyder wouldn't do that he's too busy buying a new yacht for his dream team the shitskins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:29 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/4pzs5v/_/d4p7shp/ I spent a lot of time in a cheerleader's end zone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:44 UTC URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/4q0cb0/_/d4p8bvs/ Except in the case of a conversation with a Muslim, by the 5th minute it all blows up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon Jun 27, 2016 01:11 UTC URL: https://www.redd