If you hate Mexicans, this blog isn’t for you.

Rod Salka thought he would wear shorts with a wall plastered on them and the title “America 1st” as he took down his Mexican opponent, Francisco Vargas.

People would take his victory as a symbol of our country and ideals: the wall will be built and the wall always wins.

How do I put this lightly?

You don’t wear red when you’re fighting a bull. And you don’t wear shorts emblazoned with walls when you’re fighting a Mexican.

Unless you want to look like a little punk ass bitch.

Because here’s the thing: a wall isn’t going to keep us out; the God damn Rio Grande couldn’t do it, Mother Nature literally couldn’t do it, and you wearing shorts to make a statement against your opponent will only serve as a reason for me to smile on this glorious Friday afternoon.

Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, bitch.