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Hahaha!

Weirdly I had that exact sample in my mind before I clicked play!

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:30, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:30, Reply

reminds me

Dustman calls to collect Dustbin. He knocks on the door and a Chinese man comes out. Where’s your bin...? Chinese man says I bin in the bedroom, Dustman says No where is your dust bin, Chinese man says I just told you I Dust bin in the bedroom. Dustman says NO where is your wheelie bin, Chinese man say ok I wheelie been masturbating.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:35, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:35, Reply

*snort*



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:41, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply

pffft

Oh no, more tea on my keyboard.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:48, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply

LACIST



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:46, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply

One of my all time favourite gags.

Probably because it's the only one I can ever remember though.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:52, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply

One of my favourite gags has the punchline: "have you ever tried to pull apart a toasted cheese sandwich?"

& that's one of the few I can remember too.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:06, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply

Ewww - that's a gag I've been trying to forget.



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:56, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply

And I think "gag" is perhaps the best description of this joke...



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:25, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply

Got the sample

from youtub Every exterminate ever, about 8 mins long. But alot sound terrible. This was the first that sounded proper daleky.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:50, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:50, Reply

It's the same one they tend to use for all the Dalek toys too

'Seek, Locate, Exterminate! Seek, Locate, Destrooooy!' nearest thing to Dalek poetry.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply

Hahahaha!!



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:55, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply

Is that West Road?



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:03, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply

I think it's Westgate road/hill



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:45, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply

I used to live there!

...in 1984...

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply

err. me too!



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:52, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply

I dunno

It's somewhere "Up North"

Mind you everything past the Thames is "Up North" to me.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply

southern pansy



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:40, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply

Have your socks dried out yet?



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:39, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:39, Reply

there's a rescession on you know

I can't afford socks.

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:18, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply

Well the south starts at Macclesfield

so the midlands must be fookin massive

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:54, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply



Macclesfield Watford

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply

Watford Gap

which is nowhere near Watford ;)

( , Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:35, ( , Sun 1 Jul 2012, 19:35, Reply

That. Is. Genius.

Stop the internet, nothing can improve on this

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:12, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply

Genuine lols



( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:24, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply

Was REALLY hoping the second was going to be a broad Geordie Dalek!

Whyyyiii, Extoooorminate, Extoooorminate like......tooon army!!

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:51, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply

haha

excellent!

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:18, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply

haha

*clicks*

( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:53, ( , Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply