Greetings, mortals.

I have arrived in your world to assert my dominion over the Hearthstone development team, but first I must get a “job” at Blizzard Entertainment.

The accursed Brode speaks of "qualifications"? Of "experience"? I will show him a resume from the grave, and the true meaning of entrepreneurial!

I will master all mortal professions and prove myself lord not only of the Scourge, but of all “jobs.”

Soon he will learn that no one rules forever.