Just how many worthless things can one man profit from?

Sure, the 2010 Super Bowl looks like it oughta be a nail-biting classic, but what if it's not? Start in on the proposition betting — wagers on just about anything but the actual outcome — and you won't have merely the ads to get excited about. Only this year, forget that random safety and who scores the first TD — gambling gets much goofier with off-the-field props (What color top will Kim Kardashian wear?) and cross-sport action (Will LeBron outscore the Saints?). We asked two top wise guys — Bodog.com's Richard Gardner and Las Vegas Hilton bookmaker Jay "King of Props" Kornegay — to parse the odds (as of early Wednesday) behind the weirdest of wagers.