Spousal Hot

The top five list, as dictated to you by your girlfriend

**1. Beyoncé **

"At least you and I can agree on her. I'd let you, if you had the chance. I wouldn't even be mad. She is gorgeous. And so strong and fierce! I think she and Jay-Z have a really equal relationship, you know? Why can't we work together like that?"

**2. Kristen Wiig **

"She's sooo funny! She sounds just like I do when I'm out with my girlfriends. We are crazy when we're together. The last time we all went out, you just stared at your phone. I feel like you haven't really connected with them." 3. Michelle Obama "Look at those arms! She could power-lift a thousand Bloomingdale's bags with those arms. Put those arms on me and I could rule the world."

**4. Adele **

"When I listen to Someone Like You,' I feel like she knew exactly how I felt the last time we broke up. That's beautiful to me, especially since that breakup was your fault."

**5. Kate Middleton **

"That wedding dress! Swoooon. She is pure class. How could you like Pippa better? Pippa is a whore."—Drew Magary