[Intro]

Aka, the dopest team alive

Yo, ayo

One, two, three



[Hook 1]

Vinesauce is number one

They've the team and they're super fun

If you don't agree then I'll shoot you with my gun

Hahahaha, ayo



[Verse 1]

First is Vinny

His rhymes ain't skinny

He'll play Zelda like nothing else

He'll corrupt the game like a wack emcee who makes all of that cold money

Honestly I don't know why he isn't on top of the world

If I were a father, he could have my little girl

Blast off like a rocket he's unstoppable like Davy Crocket

He knows the best memes

If you're a hater then a shotgun and cock it

Shoot it at your spleen



[Hook 2]

Vinesauce is number one

They've the team and they're super fun

If you don't agree then I'll shoot you with my gun

They know how to make funny puns



[Verse 2]

Next is Joel

He ain't your average Joe

He's the one from that swedish po-po

He'll mess you up like it's his Windows 8 computer

Go around shouting Grand Dad from his electric scooter

Obsessed with skeletons and Hulk Hogan

Bulk Bogan, Freedom Cheeseburger Man

Ripping your feelings off like Felix the Cat

Hit your hate back with a meme-made Baseball bat



[Hook 3]

Vinesauce is number one

They've the team and they're super fun

If you don't agree then I'll shoot you with my gun

When you think they stopped, they've just begun



[Verse 3]

Now to list off the others:

Ahem



IWantapotato, he is pretty cool

I think Feargingers goes to my school

Pelikuni is not honestly not that bad

Hooty himself is pretty rad

Mentaljen is a dope tight freestyler

Livebyfoma is a bomb speechwriter

GEEPM is nice and cold like ice

Direboar is one of the best picks tonight

Limealicious is made for the microphone

Fredsauce is here to rattle your bones

And the last one here for you right now

Is Rev



[Hook 4]

Vinesauce is number one

They've the team and they're super fun

If you don't agree then I'll shoot you with my gun

Best people in existence, second to none



[Hook 5]

Vinesauce is number one

They're the team and they're super fun

If you don't agree then I'll shoot you with my gun

When you see them you better run!



[Outro]

Like what?

Hahahaha

Yo, 2016

Representing the internet to the fullest

Yo, hit that strong crap, you know what I'm saying?

Haha, 420 Blaze It

Grand Dad, 2016

Everybody makes all of that cash