Cut Paul "@OceanMarketting" Christoforo A Break—He Might Just Have Roid Rage



It’s been a heck of a day for Paul Christoforo, whose flippant email to a customer asking about his Avenger controller order has made Christoforo a walking memetic punchline. But maybe we should cut Christoforo a break for his overly aggressive emails: he could just be feeling the effects of roid rage.

We asked for official comment from “Brandon Leidel, Director of Marketing” using an email address with which we’ve previously corresponded in the past. ([email protected]).

Hey guys, Is Ocean Marketing a third-party agency for you guys or in-house? Thanks! Joel Johnson Editorial Director, Kotaku

We got a quick reply from Brandon.

Hey Joel, 3rd party agency we were using to help us through the Holidays. I think things are a bit blown out of proportion on this today. Brandon Leidel, Director of Marketing [email protected]

Strangely, though, the email came from “[email protected]”. A cursory Googling of that email reveals that it’s one of the addresses used by Mr. Christoforo. It’s even listed as a contact address in one of his “@oceanstratagy” tweets from last year. (If it is Mr. Christoforo’s email address, he also enjoys collecting tropical fish.)

That same Hotmail address is also used as a contact address in a post on Steroid.com, a internet message board for people who used anabolic steroids. Under the alias “TheAngryPimp”, someone who lists “[email protected]” as their contact address asks:

Guys whats up we have been here already im comming off a 16 week Test cycle its been almost 3 weeks my levels are almost back to normal i can post actual labs if you like im taking tamox 20mgs a day but my energy levels are shot im tired no motivation to go to the gym the past week whats the deal what do i need to do slap myself in trhe face and push or get some clen, winny or something else help and advice would be awsome i need my energy levels back and i need to get my arse in the gym asap, please get back to me anyone if you have advice im on msn [email protected] or post your advice here please. Thanks alot

“Tamox” is a common shorthand for Tamoxifen, an estrogen receptor antagonist used as “post-cycle recovery” compound for those coming off of a round of anabolic steroids. While we cannot confirm that “TheAngryPimp” is Mr. Christoforo, looking at other posts by the user yields a wealth of salient advice, including this especially trenchant gem given by “TheAngryPimp” to a forum newbie: “Your a real tough guy huh , relax with the roid rage lol,”.