Problem

Since Nashville doesn't have enough integrity to allow American citizens to express opposing political opinions without fear of retribution; Memphis should invite Kid Rock to be Co-Grand Marshal of our Christmas parade. (Sean Penn might even want to come hang out too.)



Solution

Contact Kid Rock and invite him to enjoy our Memphis hospitality, a parade, and the best BBQ in the world. While he's here, he might even want to "have some good times, meet some cool people, cruise around, and crank some tunes" in the Birthplace of Rock and Roll !