I returned home from a very tiring weekend among relatives to find a slightly-bulging box in my mail slot. Since I don't know anyone from California (and my Redditname is on the label), this must be my Secret Santa gift!

I don't know much about these items but I'll try to describe them as best I can. PLEASE CHECK THE PICTURES. IF YOU CAN HELP IDENTIFY THESE ITEMS, LET ME KNOW.

So, first up is a die-cast car toy. The package says "MARIOKART Wii" which is probably some cartoon show or something I'm not familiar with. There must have been a mix-up at the factory, because the angry fat man on the packaging is not the same as the dapper gorilla I got.

Then there's also a box of what look like Magic the Gathering cards. Apparently it has two "White Kyurem" cards in it (I have no idea what that means, must be pretty good? I don't know anything about these characters). I don't play Magic, but the shiny cards could be used to make a pimpin' card house.

My Santa clearly tried his best, and I am very thankful for these interesting items I received. I hope this write-up and the pictures bring as big a smile to my Santa's face as his gifts brought to mine. Thanks, Patrick!

(If you're still a bit lost - no worries, the gifts are perfect! Please excuse me while I go rip these things open and geek out for a bit.)