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NOTE TO READER: Where some don’t get sarcasm, this column will mystify anyone without a funny bone. Read with care and caution. You have been warned.

You see, I’ve seen the light. The social media clowns have convinced me. The Notley NDP have persuaded me. Certain newshounds have converted me.

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I don’t want to be on the outside looking in. I want to be with the pack, the political cool kids, no matter how trivial their path.

Yes, I am like a newborn babe, a new creation no longer interested in the real issues facing Albertans. Jobs, the economy, Trudeau, the carbon tax, pipelines.

They matter little. That’s Kenney stuff. Boring bread and butter beefs.

Damn it, the real world isn’t the real world. An old building in Edmonton with a big dome and lots of political types and paper shufflers waiting for a pension is the real world.

Now I finally realize I am on the certain path of virtue, a quest for the nearest, highest, loudest soapbox I can shout from to teach you what you should care about most.