Just days after taking over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, the renegade militia has unveiled the next step in their plan.

“I have envisioned,” said leader Ammon Bundy, “a clubhouse where only cool people can enter and no parents are allowed. We all get to be kings and we’ll build a cool fort in a treehouse and make all the rules and it’ll be recess all day long everyday for infinity years.”

His brother Randy had more to say: “We’re going to all have code names like ‘Snake Eyes,’ ‘Golden Eagle’ or ‘Danger Man.’ And our parents will never be able to tell us what to do again. Can you imagine a world with no one to tell you to eat your vegetables? We’re going to have ice cream for dinner every night!”

A local Wal-Mart has reported that the militia has order “several hundred units of paper cups and string,” presumably to make a phone system.