For whatever reason, Canada feels it needs "a team."

Perhaps because for all our bluster about hockey being woven into the country's national fabric, most of our teams play as though they're new to it. Come April, there are typically only a few Canadian clubs to rally around.

The Canucks are one, but it won't happen. You've heard this already, but it's true that this group will never be "Canada's team," at least not in the traditional sense.

Rather than support the back-to-back Presidents' Trophy winners from coast to coast as the country's best hope to win a Cup, many in the country have instead chosen to root for their ultimate destruction.

Now, the hatred isn't unanimous. According to a Maclean's poll, the Leafs, not the Canucks, are Canada's most hated team (although I would suggest the numbers are skewed by asking non-hockey fans. After Alberta, the province that hates the Canucks the most is British Columbia. More than anything, this poll suggests that the only hockey property the country will ever back unanimously is Wayne Gretzky).

But the poll also suggests that, with only 35 percent of the national fan support, more people in the country will be rooting against the Canucks than for them.

The Canucks have become Canada's anti-team.

Now, let's get the nonsense out of the way. This has nothing to do with geography or climate, and the people pushing this lazy and recycled line of rhetoric only out themselves as woefully closed-minded.

It's funny. A large part of Canada's identity is the belief (generally mistaken) that we're more progressive than our neighbors to the south. And then columnists claim that having an oceanic rather than alpine climate somehow excludes you from Canadianness, even though the United States manages to hold itself together despite representation from both those climates, as well as humid subtropical, arid, desert, tropical rainforest and subarctic climates, among others. It makes Canada seem a little behind when it comes to progress, no?

Seriously, if you live in North America and you're giving identical weight to uniformity of climate or geography, you're an imbecile.

You're also reaching for no good reason. You don't have to look outside the room to understand why the Canucks are hated from coast to coast.

It's that core -- the Sedins, Roberto Luongo, Ryan Kesler and Alex Burrows. With the talent they have, each would be welcome on any of the league's 30 teams and passionately defended by that team's fans. (I'm a Canucks fan. I like them all.) But, with the personalities they have, remove the fan bias and the villain's role suits each one of them.

Outside of British Columbia, they're easy to hate and they're fun to mock. Heck, the history of hating them is littered with great moments:

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Alex Burrows

Burrows been has been known to bite fingers, pull hair, spear groins and take dives, although these antics are hardly exclusive to him; he's really no worse than Brad Marchand, Steve Ott, P.K. Subban or several of the league's other high-level pests.

But he plays on the Canucks' top line, which means you don't get the satisfaction of knowing that being a wanker is all he's got. He's a wanker that can beat you, which is why getting the best of him is the quickest way to achieve heroic status. Like this:

Or this big hit from Wednesday night's game.

Ryan Kesler

If you don't know what makes Ryan Kesler hateable, you obviously didn't watch Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final. He was all over the ice, either on his feet or off. His tumbleweed dive in the back half of the third period was downright ridiculous, as was his attempt to draw a high-sticking call on Jonathan Quick while interfering with him on Alex Burrows' goal to open the scoring.

That's typical Kesler. On the ice, he's a big, mean, dirty, underhanded jerk, which is why that time Andrew Ladd tagged him was one for the ages:

The Sedins

Let's be clear: the Sedins are classy, quality individuals who have made immense charitable contributions, mind their business, and would prefer to avoid altercations. To my mind, even their diving has been exaggerated. They've been known to go down easily, sure, but to act like it makes them outliers in the NHL is silly. Drew Doughty is one of the league's worst divers. In his case, no one seems to care.

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