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Meanwhile, Robin has not only gained a bat-logo on his chest, but according to the packaging he has graduated to a new title: Space Flyman. To celebrate, Batman bought him some blonde hair dye, but we see that it's already wearing off.

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"Robins are birds ... birds fly ... we technically live in space ... SPACE FLYMAN!"

Wait, uh, what's that on the back of Robin/Flyman's card? Computer, zoom in:

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ZOOM OUT, ZOOM OUT.

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Huh. It seems that Space Flyman isn't very picky, since he "beats off any opponent with his strong muscles." Anyway, this version of the dynamic duo is so popular that someone created animated-style fan art in their honor, though we very much doubt that the resulting cartoon would be PG-13.

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