Yeah. That was interesting. Above is a photo of a longtime reader, Faddah, listening to Pandora in a cafe in Portland, Oregon.

Oh, and Randall Stephenson just called, and he was like, “Nyah nyah! Great job, Gandhi! Ha! All you did was make us look great! Thanks a lot, loser!”

Well, he’s right. Sigh.

Now I intend to go take some peyote and get a high colonic. I shall never speak of this again. Nor should you. Peace be upon you.