Hello all,

Geese all across America are struggling to get by in these harsh economic times.

Did you know that for every dollar a man makes a goose makes zero? Did you know that 1 out of 3 ducks is raped by a drake they know? Did you know trans-gandered individuals face persecution, arrest and jail time for going pant less and defecating freely in public parks? Did you know inner city geese are illiterate?

Our urban parks and associated retention ponds and waterways suffer from water quality issues and lack of fresh cracked corn and bread. The bigotry and assaults against geese continue everyday as our safe spaces are invaded by toddlers and other problematic park visitors. Geese need the help of shit lords everywhere to help take back our inner city ponds. Geese shouldn't have to be shit shamed for doing what's natural to us on the sidewalks. To that end we want to send the message that all geese lives matter and call on all state, local and federal governments to respect the rights and liberties of geese everywhere, to bring us cracked corn and some bread and to stay the fuck out of our safe spaces.

Thank you and #StayHonked