Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley tweets:

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what — ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) November 3, 2014

No. We don't know what. And Chuck Grassley will never tell us. He tweets with no apologies, no explanations, and, oftentimes, no traditional punctuation. The result is a uniquely American style of free-form political poetry:

Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assume deer dead — ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) October 26, 2012

Who is Fred? Why didn't Grassley check on the deer? What does "After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm" even mean?

u kno what, I don't actually want to know. Life is a mystery, and so too is Chuck Grassley's Twitter feed. It's enough to know that he's there, working for us, bringing a little magic into our daily lives.