lierdumoa:

sashayed:

sashayed: My name is Calfe

& Im too young

to know yet what do

with my Toung!



So till my Mom say

“Dont Do That!”

Ill stick it out

And lik this cat. My little Calfe,

Im proud of yu–

yur living like

the Big Cows do.

Yur doing just

what Mom have said–

for yu lik cat,

and cat lik bred.





Bad meme execution. 0/5 stars.

These poems are supposed to be imitative of 17th/18th century middle English poetry (pre-dating dictionaries and formalized spelling conventions) not early 2000s chatspeak, not babytalk.

These poems are also supposed to be in iambic diameter, giving them a pleasing songlike rhythm. The above has inconsistent syllabic structure from line to line.

These attributes are clearly illustrated in the prime:



So tired of people on this website and their flagrant disregard for syllabic structure.

No respect for the craft.