an earth-shattering rage-quake of whirling fury shall rise up from me as if from the bowels of hell, decimating the entire eastern seaboard and hurling ripples of abject wrath across the globe













I need more of this mahfuckah in my life immediately. I love EVERYTHING about him. His design is incredible. His voice is like chocolate for the ears. I love the mystery of him, his affect, his demeanor. I am especially amused by his ability to gayonize straight dudes. If he eventually turns out to be some mustache-twirling boilerplate bad guy,I'ma be pissed.Somehow, I managed to make him look creepy AF though. That was not my intention. Perhaps his original design just doesn't translate well into my style. If I saw this guy coming at me, I'd probably leave a trail of terror shits across the cosmos as I ran my ass away AFAP. Hah... fap.I'm in a silly mood today. Probably because I woke up at 4am for no discernible reason and I'm running on fumes. I feel like I've got the midnight funnies except its's like 9:50am. Did I really just spell "it's" with two s's? Jesus Christ. I need to go back to bed.Anyway, enjoy. Or don't, I guess, if sexy sexy hot hot purple elven fembois aren't your thing.