"Lock up your SETBELTS and strap IN your girl friends- now Bilbo is about to turn this party THRILLBO!"

All attendees at the WICKED party PAHTY cheers their glass... for BILBO VAGINS has entered a building! He is the "Life of the Party" no matter what party he goes. And Bilbo likes to Party!

"Guess who brought DUNKS for you PUMKS !!" screams Bilbo very much. And he begins LUNGES dunky donuts around! It was a DONUT FRENZY. How 'bout how like them apples!

This now has become a MUST BE party. Bilbo does the break dance. DJ spins the latest Pitbull music hit record. The Dunks are a'flowing bountiful. Everyone goes PARAPLEGIC! "Bilby Baggah you MUST let us in on those secrets!" holers a Townie towards Bilbo, the Hobbit, "how on EARTH becomes one... such a PARTY LEGEND?"

The small hobbit has no ears for such pedestrian INQUIRIES... he drenches a wicked thirsty BROAD in clam chowdah,, and finances her with $100 billbos. Yeah right picture that with a KODAK! Who enters this legendary party now...?

It's famous Townie SHIA LABOEUF. Shia came to get his PARTY ON and got his ROCKS get OFF... if you IF you DO catch the drifts. Shia winks his eyeball. Do you GET IT...? "Ballbo Buggy it's a magnificent pleasure," introduces Shia, "to meet you here. I'm Shia."

"Well pahk my cah in Hahvahd YARN-- me too!" delights Bilbo.

"You're Shia??" puzzles Shia.

"Freak yeah I'm from the SHIYAH ! In Middle Earl!!" replies Bil says Bilbo. Now the Whole Party laughs so FREAKING hard from these EPIC exchange. Between the two acting titans. Of CINEMA. But how ever....

Trouble does brew on the horizon? In your party the dragon SMAUG the dragon has reptiled into this "biblical blowout". And he's sure is FUMING. "Where THE fuclk is BIBO BAGGINS?" fires Smaug so demandingly. All townies in the wicked pissah fall dad silent.

"I will'd CHALLENGE him... to a game with BEER PONG.... to the DEATH."

"Who are you now'" is what Bilbo says against Smaug.

"I'm Smaug the Dragon," introduces. Smack the Dragon.

"Well pahk my cah in Hahvahd PAHK-- me too!" delights Bilbo.

"You're dragon?" puzzles Snaug.

"Yeah.... I'm DRAGON my testicle BALLS on your FACE !"

The brave little Hobbit yanks out his testes and "tea bags" Smaug the Dragin.

"Now THIS..." wails the Bilbo, "it's what I like to call "!!!THE BOSTON TEA PAAAAAAHHTY!!" The WHOLE party goes nuclear .

Townies lose their SHIN....!!

This has BEEN the very most WICKED PARTY FOUL ever seen courtesy of little Ho Bit Bilbo!!! Smug with the Dragon Tattoo is just too humiliated at this point. He disreptiles the pissah in much shame. Never dares he come back in "The Hud"! "Mass a chunkets"! Bilbo celebrates with a BRAKE DANCE and slinging more Dunks. And now he winks his eyelids at YOU the reader. "Yeah right.... picture picture THAT with a KODAK!" THE END This novel was brought to you by the Kodak Camera Company.

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