Stand With Hoda: Petition to Get a Different Student Body. (Brought to you by the Vignette)

Hoda feels cheated. Given the amount of money, work, and passion she has poured into her successful broadcast career on local and national television, she thinks she deserves better than this. Tulane students are hardly inspirational figures, and despite the fact that they can spend the equivalent of a small country's GDP every Wednesday at the Boot, she feels that she deserves a more recognizable and more prominent student body. Commencement audiences are supposed to quietly nurse hangovers and politely clap before they are gently tossed into the real world. Tulane students spend their time sipping wine and watching talk shows, and discussing which dog breed is trendiest in 2016. There’s hardly anything inspirational about that. This is an embarrassment not only to Hoda Kotb, but also to the entire cast of Good Morning America.

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