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"The council of aliens met at alien headquarters." Alien: We are an advanced race, but that poor race of humans is not. They are sad, silly, and stupid. "So the council of aliens passed a resolution." Alien: We will save the human race from itself. "And so, using all of their advanced technology, the aliens constructed their gift to humanity. And fired it in a rocket to earth. And this. I was born." Rat: And that's chapter one of my autobiography. Goat: Burn chapter two. Pig: Don't mock our gift!!