(16:40:29) (InfamousU): PUNCH BOWL II: THE PUNCHLINE

(16:40:39) (DBCrumpets): Oh god

(16:40:45) (DBCrumpets): I'll message weebs

(16:41:00) sahdee: message her right now!

(16:41:54) (DBCrumpets): messaged

(16:42:13) (DBCrumpets): but yeah

(16:42:22) (DBCrumpets): I just gained the spell alter appearence

(16:42:24) (DBCrumpets): :P

(16:42:26) (InfamousU): Ok. We're picking up where we left off. Punch is dead on the floor. All living and conscious party members are in the engine room. There is very little air. You could search for oxygen tanks, an airlock, or a safe exit. Ice is dead. You are now in the stratosphere, and can almost see the entirety of the earth.

(16:42:46) (InfamousU): should we wait for weebs?

(16:42:47) ChatBot: (DBCrumpets) is now known as (1_DBCrumpets).

(16:42:53) (1_DBCrumpets): she might not be online

(16:42:57) (InfamousU): 2Sahdee

(16:43:00) (InfamousU): 3 Zwoosh

(16:43:06) (InfamousU): 4... weebs if she comes over

(16:43:08) ChatBot: sahdee is now known as (2_sahdee).

(16:43:21) ChatBot: Zwoosh is now known as (3__Zwoosh).

(16:43:31) (InfamousU): I'm gonna have to write these adventures up all nicely, and maybe even illustrate them.

(16:43:46) (InfamousU): ok, how long should we wait before starting without weebs?

(16:44:13) (1_DBCrumpets): she hasn't posted in 5 hours :/

(16:44:18) (InfamousU): hm

(16:44:22) (1_DBCrumpets): so maybe we should start and let them join in

(16:44:27) (1_DBCrumpets): if they come

(16:44:42) (InfamousU): I guess we'll just go, yeah. ela and "braum" (whoever you are) and spam, can't or won't join, right?

(16:44:58) (2_sahdee): that's luuk

(16:45:06) (2_sahdee): Spam's at work

(16:45:06) (InfamousU): ok

(16:45:17) (InfamousU): Ela said he was out this round

(16:45:20) (InfamousU): so lets go

(16:45:23) (InfamousU): DBC TURN!

(16:45:40) (1_DBCrumpets): I'm in the living room but I go into the bedroom

(16:45:47) (1_DBCrumpets): I examine under the bed

(16:46:19) (InfamousU): ok. Under the bed you see used condoms and a bunch of dust bunnies. There is also a hinge sticking out of the floor under there, but you can't reach it

(16:46:37) (InfamousU): The dust bunnies seem aggressive

(16:46:49) (3__Zwoosh): brb

(16:46:56) (InfamousU): luckily you inherited all of xan's supplies (razor, floss, wrench)

(16:47:09) (InfamousU): 1 action left

(16:47:36) (1_DBCrumpets): Can I throw the trashcan at the dust bunnies?

(16:47:41) (InfamousU): yes

(16:47:43) (InfamousU): if you want

(16:47:46) (1_DBCrumpets): I do it

(16:47:52) (InfamousU): roll 1 d 10

(16:47:53) (1_DBCrumpets): GO TRASHCAN GO

(16:47:58) ChatBot: (1_DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 1.

(16:48:00) (1_DBCrumpets): fuck

(16:48:27) (InfamousU): DBC flings the trashcan through the wall, and is almost pulled into the vacuum of space but...

(16:48:37) (InfamousU): roll to see if you can be clever enough to save yourself

(16:48:43) ChatBot: (1_DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 6.

(16:48:46) (InfamousU): whew

(16:48:46) (1_DBCrumpets): kinda

(16:49:26) (1_DBCrumpets): also

(16:49:33) (1_DBCrumpets): what was this trashcan made out of?

(16:49:34) (InfamousU): DBC catches himself on some torn plaster with an improvise floss lasso. However, in searching through his pockets he slices himself on the razor. DBC is now at 9 hp (-1). You are stuck.

(16:49:42) (3__Zwoosh): back

(16:49:44) (InfamousU): the house is flimsy. its a metal trashcan

(16:49:45) (1_DBCrumpets): fuck

(16:49:48) (InfamousU): wb zwoosh

(16:49:53) (1_DBCrumpets): wb z

(16:50:03) (InfamousU): Sahdee turn!

(16:50:06) (3__Zwoosh): So ,w e resumed are we're falling out of the sky?

(16:50:11) (InfamousU): yep

(16:50:12) (1_DBCrumpets): no

(16:50:16) (InfamousU): punch is (probably) dead

(16:50:17) (1_DBCrumpets): we're going to space

(16:50:28) (InfamousU): and yes, you've reached escape velocity

(16:50:36) (1_DBCrumpets): HAHAHAHAH

(16:50:37) (InfamousU): you'll keep going unless you stop yourselves

(16:50:44) (1_DBCrumpets): well

(16:50:50) (InfamousU): SAHDEE TURN!

(16:50:52) (2_sahdee): I look at the controls Punch Bowl was fiddling with when we viciously attacked and murdered him

(16:50:52) (1_DBCrumpets): I happen to have some dogecoin in my pocket

(16:51:09) (1_DBCrumpets): so dogecoin to the moon?

(16:51:23) (InfamousU): Sahdee, let me draw you a picture of the controls. It will only cost 1 action, but you can chat freely for the ~5 min it will take to draw them.

(16:51:34) (InfamousU): ^this is an experiment

(16:51:38) (InfamousU): I hope it turns out good

(16:51:45) (2_sahdee): Sure, DM, you're the boss

(16:51:49) (1_DBCrumpets): sweet

(16:51:53) (1_DBCrumpets): I'm stuck

(16:51:54) (InfamousU): plan, theorize, etc

(16:51:54) (InfamousU): I'm busy

(16:51:55) (2_sahdee): For now

(16:52:00) (1_DBCrumpets): can somebody help

(16:52:04) (1_DBCrumpets): plz

(16:52:08) (3__Zwoosh): We gotta stop fallin

(16:52:12) (2_sahdee): Shuddup Muffin

(16:52:15) (3__Zwoosh): Plan, we jump

(16:52:22) (1_DBCrumpets): genius zwoosh

(16:52:27) (1_DBCrumpets): we can land on the trashcan

(16:52:32) (3__Zwoosh): it stop fall cuz we go up

(16:52:43) (1_DBCrumpets): huh

(16:52:50) (2_sahdee): I just realised that there were other people at the party too

(16:52:59) (1_DBCrumpets): yeah

(16:52:59) (2_sahdee): I wonder what happened to all of them

(16:53:06) (1_DBCrumpets): but most of them flew out the window

(16:53:11) (3__Zwoosh): Thye can go fuck themselves we just murdered talking punch

(16:53:27) (1_DBCrumpets): GET CPR

(16:53:30) (1_DBCrumpets): QUICK

(16:54:08) (2_sahdee): So uh, how's it going Spammy?

(16:54:22) (1_DBCrumpets): Spam is of work

(16:54:31) (2_sahdee): And tape, what are you working on?

(16:54:44) (Spamman4587): Welp...filled out 1736 cells of data in Excel

(16:54:51) (1_DBCrumpets): O.o

(16:54:52) (Spamman4587): out of nothing for an entire hotel

(16:55:05) (2_sahdee): Data entry!

(16:55:08) (2_sahdee): My old friend

(16:55:19) (Spamman4587): I wish...it's convoluted

(16:55:41) (2_sahdee): Poor, poor Spam

(16:55:43) (Spamman4587): had to track down all the information from the switches

(16:55:55) (Spamman4587): anyone want a copy of the spreadsheet?

(16:56:00) (Spamman4587): it's pretty vast

(16:56:21) (2_sahdee): How's that guy you were going to prank?

(16:56:34) (Spamman4587): Didn't get to, Investors are coming in...

(16:56:44) (1_DBCrumpets): damn

(16:56:47) (2_sahdee): Aww

(16:56:53) (1_DBCrumpets): Spam might get some coworkers

(16:57:09) (1_DBCrumpets): This is annoying if inf is going to post a pic

(16:57:20) (1_DBCrumpets): I don't think pastebin lets you have pics

(16:57:42) (3__Zwoosh): I'M OUT OF CRANBERRY JUICE

(16:57:44) (2_sahdee): And I just remembered that Spam doesn't get to have a day off anytime soon

(16:57:51) (2_sahdee): Zwoosh No!

(16:57:58) (2_sahdee): How is that possible?

(16:57:59) (lore_tape): i just got offered a position to work summerlong summercamp

(16:58:03) (Spamman4587): Yay, asshole coworker just left for lunch...he got here at 4:30, it's 7:30...

(16:58:09) (Spamman4587): *7:57

(16:58:15) (lore_tape): halp, i have no idea what to do

(16:58:22) (Spamman4587): ...I haven't eaten yet today

(16:58:40) (1_DBCrumpets): while inf is gone

(16:58:40) (2_sahdee): How long would that be tape?

(16:58:43) (1_DBCrumpets): I'm gonna lore

(16:58:50) ChatBot: (1_DBCrumpets) is now known as (1_DBC_Lore).

(16:58:54) (InfamousU):

(16:59:01) (Spamman4587): I like how I've taken 22 calls...and he's only taken 10 calls

(16:59:04) (InfamousU): is that loaded for y'all?

(16:59:15) (lore_tape): all summer long, with theexception of a week to go to boy's state, and a week to work leadership camp

(16:59:20) (InfamousU): 1 action left for sahdee!

(16:59:34) (1_DBC_Lore): yep

(16:59:40) ChatBot: (1_DBC_Lore) is now known as (1_DBCrumpets).

(16:59:43) (2_sahdee): Hey Zwoosh look at these buttons!

(16:59:59) (2_sahdee): I think one of them could be for the air control

(17:00:00) (3__Zwoosh): I see them

(17:00:04) (3__Zwoosh): They're buttons

(17:00:08) (1_DBCrumpets): PURPLE ONE

(17:00:13) (lore_tape): I would get paid, IDKif i should though. I dont know who i would be working with, whois even working and what all it would entail

(17:00:20) (2_sahdee): DM why is there one button missing?

(17:00:25) (2_sahdee): The faster button

(17:00:28) (1_DBCrumpets): ...

(17:00:33) (1_DBCrumpets): don't push that button

(17:00:36) (Spamman4587): BUTTON FINGER!!!

(17:00:37) (InfamousU): ...I guess you'll have to find out

(17:00:47) (1_DBCrumpets): BUTTON FINGER

(17:00:48) (1_DBCrumpets): YES

(17:00:53) (1_DBCrumpets): BUT DON'T

(17:01:01) (3__Zwoosh): !

(17:01:04) (3__Zwoosh): DO IT!

(17:01:05) (2_sahdee): looks at the button on her finger and then back at the console

(17:01:07) (3__Zwoosh): ITS THE ONLY HOPE!

(17:01:12) (3__Zwoosh): SEAL ALL WINDOWS

(17:01:20) (1_DBCrumpets): purple buton

(17:01:21) (1_DBCrumpets): do it

(17:01:22) (InfamousU): Zwoosh, with what?

(17:01:23) (3__Zwoosh): THEN HIT THE PURPLE BUTTON

(17:01:24) (2_sahdee): feels enlightened

(17:01:29) (1_DBCrumpets): PURPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E

(17:01:34) (3__Zwoosh): The walls

(17:01:37) (3__Zwoosh): tear them down

(17:01:41) (InfamousU): lol

(17:02:04) (2_sahdee): What's the thing above the buttons?

(17:02:05) (InfamousU): I'm now going to remove 1 pt from all your rolls due to oxygen starvation

(17:02:08) (InfamousU): so good luck with that

(17:02:28) (InfamousU): >:-D

(17:02:58) (2_sahdee): I press the faster button

(17:03:04) (2_sahdee): I have to do it guys

(17:03:22) (InfamousU): Your finger fits into the button socket perfectly. A distant alarm sounds, but you ignore it

(17:03:27) (3__Zwoosh): Do it

(17:03:33) (InfamousU): the ship begins to accelerate

(17:03:43) (2_sahdee): Uh...

(17:03:46) (InfamousU): "are you sure you want to do this?" asks the computer?

(17:04:14) (2_sahdee): I mean no!

(17:04:18) (InfamousU): "I could make you tea instead. tea is quite nice. I much prefer tea over death. I guess I'm just weird that way. oh well"

(17:04:34) (InfamousU): Computer monitor beings to flash warnings

(17:04:45) (InfamousU): "you said yes first, dearie"

(17:04:56) (2_sahdee): Computer! Save us!

(17:05:12) (InfamousU): you realize you aren't dead.

(17:05:34) (InfamousU): "HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD! You should have seen the look on your face! It was priceless!"

(17:05:50) (3__Zwoosh) falls over from light headed-ness

(17:06:05) (2_sahdee): pats self in relief

(17:06:16) (2_sahdee): Still here!

(17:06:20) (InfamousU): "ohhh. they always fall for it. usually the alarm does the trick. The button's been gone for years and we have to accelerate manually. We're out of fuel anyways."

(17:06:40) (2_sahdee): Shit

(17:06:47) (InfamousU): "Well, catch you later. gotta get some sleep. ;)"

(17:07:04) (InfamousU): The monitor dims and displays "...standby mode"

(17:07:07) (2_sahdee): Wait! Can you tell us which button controls the air?

(17:07:10) (InfamousU): ZWOOSH TURN!

(17:07:18) (2_sahdee): Crapper!

(17:07:28) ChatBot: (xanbear) logs into the Chat.

(17:07:34) (InfamousU): hru xan!

(17:07:35) (xanbear): I Return!

(17:07:36) (InfamousU): wanna play?

(17:07:40) (InfamousU): we're continuing

(17:07:44) (InfamousU): lemme fill you in

(17:07:44) (xanbear): Of course!

(17:07:45) (3__Zwoosh): I try to realize what just happened

(17:07:52) (InfamousU): or actually, let sahdee fill you in

(17:08:01) (xanbear): Turn 4?

(17:08:01) (InfamousU): Zwoosh, roll

(17:08:07) (InfamousU): ;)

(17:08:12) ChatBot: (3__Zwoosh) rolls 1d6 and gets 3.

(17:08:15) (InfamousU): (xanbear) yes, you're 4th

(17:08:18) ChatBot: (xanbear) is now known as (4_Xan_the_man).

(17:08:29) (2_sahdee): We killed Punch but we're on dead (other than icy who's so dead)

(17:08:45) (4_Xan_the_man): We killed him again?

(17:08:46) (2_sahdee):

(17:08:52) (InfamousU): Zwoosh, you now have some idea of what's going on. You think it involves eggplant smoothies. You ask sahdee "so wait, what about the eggplants?" Sahdee gives you a confused look.

(17:08:56) (1_DBCrumpets): purple button!

(17:08:58) (2_sahdee): This is what he was doing

(17:09:03) (InfamousU): 2 actions remain!

(17:09:22) (2_sahdee): No, this starts from when we killed him

(17:09:38) (4_Xan_the_man): Gotcha.

(17:09:40) (1_DBCrumpets): Xan

(17:09:41) (1_DBCrumpets): the

(17:09:42) (1_DBCrumpets): man

(17:09:47) (1_DBCrumpets): gonna save us all

(17:09:58) (4_Xan_the_man): For the Third time. Whoop whoop.

(17:10:06) (InfamousU): Zwoosh has 2 actions left

(17:10:14) (3__Zwoosh): I get up while stumbling and pres the purple button

(17:10:47) ChatBot: (InfamousU) rolls 1d6 and gets 4.

(17:11:12) (InfamousU): you stumble towards the buttons, and manage to press the purple button. And the blue one. oops

(17:11:21) (InfamousU): 1 action remains!

(17:11:24) (3__Zwoosh): Well shit

(17:11:26) (1_DBCrumpets): shouldn't z roll for that

(17:11:32) (1_DBCrumpets): :/

(17:11:48) (2_sahdee): and what happened when he pressed the buttons?

(17:11:54) (2_sahdee): do they do nothing?

(17:11:58) (InfamousU): (1_DBCrumpets) it was an unpredictable event, not an attempt he was making.

(17:12:07) (1_DBCrumpets): :?:?:?:?:?

(17:12:21) (3__Zwoosh): Plus I was in the stage eggplant

(17:12:23) (1_DBCrumpets): he was attempting to hit the purple button

(17:12:28) (InfamousU): you are all dimly aware of the sound of a computer imploding, but you dismiss it as "just the wind"

(17:12:32) ChatBot: (elaifiknow) has been logged out (Timeout).

(17:13:05) (InfamousU): The computer wakes up. "Bio Imprint not recognized. Self-implosion sequence initiated! Have a nice day."

(17:13:30) (InfamousU): 1 action left for zwoosh

(17:13:40) (2_sahdee): Zwoosh!

(17:13:44) (3__Zwoosh): We run

(17:13:54) (3__Zwoosh): I do anyway

(17:13:59) (2_sahdee): We need Punch's finger!

(17:14:00) (4_Xan_the_man): I follow.

(17:14:03) (2_sahdee): Damn it

(17:14:05) (InfamousU): where to, z?

(17:14:07) (1_DBCrumpets): where?

(17:14:14) (3__Zwoosh): Living room

(17:14:15) (1_DBCrumpets): Bedroom

(17:14:18) (1_DBCrumpets): ;)

(17:14:20) (4_Xan_the_man): I stop in my Tracks. Remembering that I am the /Hero/.

(17:14:35) (InfamousU): zwoosh is now in living room.

(17:14:39) (InfamousU): XAN TURN!

(17:14:43) (1_DBCrumpets): "Xan the Man, help me!"

(17:14:51) (1_DBCrumpets): i say while falling out the window

(17:14:53) (1_DBCrumpets): again

(17:14:56) (InfamousU): you just witnessed everything that went down in the engine room.

(17:15:00) (4_Xan_the_man): I go to help DBC.

(17:15:04) (4_Xan_the_man): Again

(17:15:05) (1_DBCrumpets): yay!

(17:15:06) (InfamousU): (1_DBCrumpets) not the window, a hole you made in the wall

(17:15:12) (1_DBCrumpets): pssh

(17:15:15) (1_DBCrumpets): same thing

(17:15:17) (InfamousU): and he's not slipping, just stuck

(17:15:26) (InfamousU): oh well. whatever

(17:15:29) (InfamousU): Xan goes to DBC

(17:15:37) (InfamousU): Xan helps DBC. no actions left. Roll!

(17:15:40) (InfamousU): 1 d 10

(17:15:44) ChatBot: (4_Xan_the_man) rolls 1d10 and gets 2.

(17:15:46) (4_Xan_the_man): Fuck.

(17:15:58) (InfamousU): welp. due to oxygen starvation, you have effectively rolled a 1

(17:16:09) (4_Xan_the_man): Double fuck.

(17:16:19) (3__Zwoosh): XAN

(17:16:22) (1_DBCrumpets): the

(17:16:23) (1_DBCrumpets): man

(17:16:29) (InfamousU): you shoulda left him, xan

(17:16:33) (InfamousU): you are now a murderer

(17:16:33) (3__Zwoosh): Db you fuk'd

(17:16:36) (4_Xan_the_man): I AM the /HERO/

(17:16:39) (1_DBCrumpets): Shit

(17:16:41) (4_Xan_the_man): I cannot leave him.

(17:16:42) (1_DBCrumpets): am I deaded

(17:16:45) (InfamousU): xan you have lost all honor

(17:16:49) (1_DBCrumpets): DBC is kill

(17:16:49) (4_Xan_the_man): I put him out of his Misery.

(17:16:51) (InfamousU): DBC falls into the void

(17:16:58) ChatBot: (1_DBCrumpets) is now known as (DBC_Is_Kill).

(17:16:58) (4_Xan_the_man): I couldnt let him be there. Not like that.

(17:17:02) (4_Xan_the_man): Please. Forgive me.

(17:17:05) (4_Xan_the_man) cries.

(17:17:09) (DBC_Is_Kill): 1/1 not a bad KD

(17:17:15) (InfamousU): on the bright side, Xan recovers all equipment that DBC took from him after Xan got roofied

(17:17:18) (DBC_Is_Kill): WAIT

(17:17:19) (DBC_Is_Kill): INF

(17:17:23) (DBC_Is_Kill): CAN I DRAG XAN WITH ME

(17:17:27) (InfamousU): DBC, chill

(17:17:30) (InfamousU): no

(17:17:37) (DBC_Is_Kill): but it's my turn next

(17:17:41) (InfamousU): (whispers) you are now punch. tell no one

(17:17:49) (DBC_Is_Kill): fine

(17:17:51) (DBC_Is_Kill): :/

(17:17:53) (InfamousU): (whispers) consult with me, and say all actions via whisper

(17:17:58) (DBC_Is_Kill): (whispers to (InfamousU)) Sweeeeeet

(17:17:59) (InfamousU): ok

(17:18:19) (InfamousU): NPC AND EVENTS TURN!

(17:18:28) (InfamousU): (whispers) You're punch. you get up

(17:18:29) (DBC_Is_Kill): (whispers to (InfamousU)) I get up and go to the bedroom

(17:18:39) (InfamousU): (whispers) 1 action left

(17:18:50) (DBC_Is_Kill): (whispers to (InfamousU)) I push xan out the hole

(17:18:56) (DBC_Is_Kill): (whispers to (InfamousU)) as revenge

(17:19:19) (InfamousU): ok

(17:19:26) (InfamousU): I've come up with it

(17:19:43) (InfamousU): Computer implosion sequence worsens. Sahdee notices that punch's body is now gone.

(17:19:56) (3__Zwoosh): Dammit

(17:20:02) (InfamousU): SAHDEE TURN!

(17:20:07) (DBC_Is_Kill): :D

(17:20:14) (DBC_Is_Kill): PUNCH LIVES

(17:20:14) (2_sahdee): Fuck this shit!

(17:20:26) (2_sahdee): I examine the room for the escape hatch

(17:21:05) (InfamousU): You see a hatch in the side of central computer core. You see 2 doors. One says: Supplies. The other says: Surprise!

(17:21:20) (InfamousU): 1 action and 1 minor act remain!

(17:21:37) (InfamousU): doors are real doors, at far end of room

(17:21:47) (InfamousU): hatch is an opening into the center of the computer core

(17:21:50) (2_sahdee): Would opening one of them be a full action?

(17:21:58) (InfamousU): minor act

(17:22:19) (2_sahdee): I open up the one that says supplies

(17:22:26) (InfamousU): entering or looking/examining inside is a full act, btw

(17:22:34) (2_sahdee): Maybe it has oxygen tanks

(17:22:40) (3__Zwoosh): Search for oxygen masks I'm passin out over here

(17:22:53) (InfamousU): you open the door. inside is pretty mundane stuff. You know, ketchup bottles, brooms, and teddy bears.

(17:22:55) (2_sahdee): You left the room Zwoosh

(17:23:03) (3__Zwoosh): I know

(17:23:08) (2_sahdee): That's not supplies at all!

(17:23:15) (InfamousU): yes it is

(17:23:19) (3__Zwoosh): But I can hear the narrator

(17:23:19) (InfamousU): wanna search or enter?

(17:23:50) (2_sahdee): I search it for oxygen tanks or the escape route you keep promising me exists

(17:23:56) (InfamousU): guys, do your best not to give each other advice unless your character actually knows of whatever you're giving advice on.

(17:24:12) (3__Zwoosh): brb

(17:24:40) (InfamousU): You find a tank. it says "Oxyjen"

(17:24:49) (InfamousU): It has a valve on it, and a mask attached

(17:24:51) ChatBot: (lore_tape) has been logged out (Timeout).

(17:24:55) (2_sahdee): 8o

(17:25:05) (2_sahdee): Can I put it on now?

(17:25:11) (InfamousU): ZWOOSH TURN

(17:25:14) (InfamousU): sorry sah, you're outatime

(17:25:22) (2_sahdee): It's fine

(17:25:27) (Spamman4587): Oxyjen?

(17:25:31) (Spamman4587): not Oxygen?

(17:25:36) (Spamman4587): ITS A TRAP

(17:25:41) (DBC_Is_Kill): TARP

(17:25:55) (DBC_Is_Kill): then again

(17:26:02) (2_sahdee): I don't trust it but I have to breathe something

(17:26:02) (3__Zwoosh): After stumbling up again, I go back into the engine room searching for oxygen

(17:26:05) (DBC_Is_Kill): you are suffocating

(17:26:16) (InfamousU): yeah, kinda

(17:26:29) (2_sahdee): I point at the oxyjen tank

(17:26:31) (InfamousU): anyways, Zwoosh is now in engine room. 1 action and 1 minor act remain!

(17:26:36) (2_sahdee): Looking innocent

(17:26:52) (3__Zwoosh): I ask Sahdee with the mask on if there is another oxygen tank

(17:27:07) (InfamousU): ok. DBCC is DM. I have to go. I trust he can handle this

(17:27:11) (2_sahdee): I didn't put it on Zwoosh

(17:27:15) (InfamousU): good luck DBC!

(17:27:20) (DBC_Is_Kill): Yesss

(17:27:20) (2_sahdee): yet

(17:27:27) (InfamousU): come up with the twistiest twists you got

(17:27:30) (2_sahdee): Here, try it out

(17:27:33) (DBC_Is_Kill): I AM A MIGHTY GOD

(17:27:37) (InfamousU): bru! someone save the finished log for me and post it

(17:27:46) (InfamousU): I really wanna see where this goes

(17:27:50) (DBC_Is_Kill): BRU

(17:28:05) ChatBot: (InfamousU) logs out of the Chat.

(17:28:32) (DBC_Is_Kill): So Z 1 action?

(17:28:36) (DBC_Is_Kill): what you gonna do?

(17:28:49) ChatBot: (DBC_Is_Kill) is now known as (DMCrumpets).

(17:28:59) (3__Zwoosh): I uh

(17:29:08) (3__Zwoosh): Try on the mask and get a few breaths in

(17:29:21) (DMCrumpets): Well

(17:29:24) (DMCrumpets): As it turns out

(17:29:31) (DMCrumpets): It's just oxygen spelt wrong

(17:29:43) (DMCrumpets): You can breathe normally

(17:29:43) (2_sahdee): yay

(17:29:48) (DMCrumpets): one small action

(17:29:54) (3__Zwoosh): Thank god

(17:30:04) (3__Zwoosh): I thank Sahdee

(17:30:12) (DMCrumpets): XAN TURN

(17:30:34) (DMCrumpets): xan?

(17:30:34) (4_Xan_the_man): I look around the Engine room.

(17:30:43) (DMCrumpets): You aren't in the engine room

(17:30:46) (DMCrumpets): you're in the bedroom

(17:30:58) (4_Xan_the_man): I look around wherever I am!

(17:31:25) (DMCrumpets): There is a bed, a rather large hole in the wall, a dresser, and a nightstand

(17:31:34) (DMCrumpets): and a door into the hall

(17:31:44) (2_sahdee): DM

(17:31:51) (DMCrumpets): yes?

(17:31:57) (3__Zwoosh): gtg guys, 'll talk to you guys tomorrow

(17:32:02) (2_sahdee): Remember that there's a way out in one of the two rooms

(17:32:02) (DMCrumpets): bru Zwoosh

(17:32:07) (DMCrumpets): yes

(17:32:07) (4_Xan_the_man): I grab my Razor and carve 'RIP DBC' Above the hole

(17:32:09) (2_sahdee): bru

(17:32:11) (3__Zwoosh): Plottwist I'm imaginary

(17:32:12) (DMCrumpets): however nobody has found it

(17:32:19) ChatBot: (3__Zwoosh) logs out of the Chat.

(17:32:20) (DMCrumpets): One action remains

(17:32:38) (DMCrumpets): IT TURNS OUT

(17:32:44) (DMCrumpets): THE OXYGEN WAS POISONED

(17:32:50) (DMCrumpets): ZWOOSH DIES VERY QUICKLY

(17:32:50) (4_Xan_the_man): SNAAAP

(17:32:55) (DMCrumpets): RIP

(17:33:15) (DMCrumpets): one action Xan

(17:33:23) (2_sahdee): Rest in peace Zwoosh

(17:33:23) (4_Xan_the_man): I carve '& Zwoosh' above the hole too.

(17:33:35) (DMCrumpets): lol

(17:33:40) (DMCrumpets): NPC TURN

(17:33:47) (2_sahdee): I'm glad I decide to test it first

(17:33:57) (2_sahdee): d

(17:34:03) (DMCrumpets): The door behind Xan creaks open

(17:34:08) (4_Xan_the_man): ohshit

(17:34:09) (DMCrumpets): but nobody comes through

(17:34:17) (4_Xan_the_man): oooooooohshit

(17:34:23) (DMCrumpets): might'ave been the wind

(17:34:25) (DMCrumpets): who knows

(17:34:37) (DMCrumpets): at this point the house seems to be slowing

(17:34:45) (DMCrumpets): but you are all running out of oxygen

(17:34:51) (DMCrumpets): SAHDEE TURN

(17:35:11) (2_sahdee): I open the hatch marked surprise

(17:35:26) (DMCrumpets): ok 2 regular actions left

(17:35:59) (2_sahdee): What am I looking at?

(17:36:06) (2_sahdee): Is it the way out?

(17:36:19) (DMCrumpets): No it's a room filled with unmarked tanks

(17:36:33) (DMCrumpets): no masks are visible

(17:36:49) (2_sahdee): I examine the tanks

(17:37:19) (DMCrumpets): They are quite heavy and have gauges reading them all full

(17:37:30) (DMCrumpets): they appear to be metallic and there are at least 20 of them

(17:37:38) (DMCrumpets): completely unmarked

(17:37:47) (DMCrumpets): you guess that this is the "surprise"

(17:37:49) (2_sahdee): crap

(17:37:56) (DMCrumpets): 1 action

(17:38:05) (2_sahdee): And they're all identical?

(17:38:11) (DMCrumpets): yes

(17:38:19) (DMCrumpets): bear in mind that you will suffocate soon

(17:38:32) (DMCrumpets): it might be worth a shot

(17:38:48) (2_sahdee): I grab the one closest to me and breathe in using the mask I already have

(17:39:08) (DMCrumpets): The tank you grabbed has no visible affect, you seem to be quite normal

(17:39:11) (DMCrumpets): XAN TURN

(17:39:30) (4_Xan_the_man): I run out of the room in tears!

(17:39:40) (DMCrumpets): where do you go?

(17:39:42) (2_sahdee): lol

(17:39:43) (4_Xan_the_man): I head to the Kitchen.

(17:40:12) (DMCrumpets): The kitchen seems mostly untouched, apart from a missing trashcan

(17:40:24) (DMCrumpets): there is a bowl of fruit and a set table

(17:40:32) (DMCrumpets): You aren't sure if it was set earlier

(17:40:37) (DMCrumpets): 1 action remains

(17:40:55) (4_Xan_the_man): I scour the Cabinets!

(17:41:09) (DMCrumpets): You find a bowl and a hidden lever

(17:41:14) (DMCrumpets): NPC TURN

(17:41:58) (DMCrumpets): Zwoosh's body seems to have disappeared and xan can hear a faint scratching in the kitchen

(17:42:05) (DMCrumpets): SAHDEE TURN

(17:42:20) (DMCrumpets): Now

(17:42:34) (DMCrumpets): keep in mind if you don't find some oxygen this turn you will suffocate xan

(17:42:47) (2_sahdee): I take the next closest tank and try it

(17:42:59) (4_Xan_the_man): Damn. I have an Idea.

(17:42:59) ChatBot: myductape logs into the Chat.

(17:43:11) ChatBot: myductape is now known as (lore_tape).

(17:43:12) (DMCrumpets): this tank appears to be breathable though your vision seems to blur

(17:43:18) (DMCrumpets): it's possible this tank is drugged

(17:43:40) (DMCrumpets): 1 action left

(17:44:01) (2_sahdee): I try another tank

(17:44:22) (DMCrumpets): This tank appears to be empty of all gas

(17:44:33) ChatBot: (4_Xan_the_man) is now known as (3_Xan_The_Man).

(17:44:40) (DMCrumpets): luckily you manage to put nearest tank back on

(17:44:45) (DMCrumpets): which is the drugged one

(17:44:47) (DMCrumpets): :D

(17:44:48) (2_sahdee): DM are you rolling or just making this up?

(17:44:53) (DMCrumpets): XAN TURN

(17:44:58) (DMCrumpets): I'm not rolling

(17:45:05) (DMCrumpets): Inf actually had this planned

(17:45:08) (2_sahdee): that's fine

(17:45:11) (DMCrumpets): I was msg'ing him

(17:45:22) (3_Xan_The_Man): I get on my Knees and pray for oxygen, and repent for my sins agaisnt DCB.

(17:45:32) (DMCrumpets): uh

(17:45:50) (DMCrumpets): I really want to us DM powers

(17:45:54) (DMCrumpets): but for the sake of RP

(17:45:58) (DMCrumpets): nothing happens

(17:46:05) (DMCrumpets): that will be your small action

(17:46:29) (DMCrumpets): 2 ACTIONS LEFT

(17:46:34) (3_Xan_The_Man): Uhhh... I run searching for my alive teammate.

(17:46:59) (DMCrumpets): you run to the surprise hatch and meet up with sahdee

(17:47:03) (DMCrumpets): 1 action remains

(17:47:37) (2_sahdee): I motion to the tanks and explain what I'm doing

(17:47:49) (3_Xan_The_Man): I grab the first tank he gestures to and test it.

(17:47:59) (DMCrumpets): Xan

(17:48:02) (DMCrumpets): you have no mask

(17:48:11) (3_Xan_The_Man): I put it directly in my mouth.]

(17:48:14) (2_sahdee): I offer my mask

(17:48:31) (DMCrumpets): Xan now has the mask

(17:48:38) (DMCrumpets): NPC Turn

(17:48:52) ChatBot: (DMCrumpets) rolls 1d4 and gets 1.

(17:48:57) (DMCrumpets): ah

(17:49:06) (2_sahdee): Okay I'm really sleepy by now so you'll have to carry on without me

(17:49:17) (DMCrumpets): Sahdee suffocates to death

(17:49:22) (DMCrumpets): :D

(17:49:35) (DMCrumpets): the house has now achieved orbit around the earth

(17:49:41) (2_sahdee): falls limp

(17:49:52) (DMCrumpets): and The sounds from the kitchen are getting louder

(17:49:58) (DMCrumpets): XAN TURN

(17:50:17) (3_Xan_The_Man): I test the Tank, After putting the mask on it/me!

(17:50:21) ChatBot: (AllStarr) logs into the Chat.

(17:50:26) (DMCrumpets): The tank is fine

(17:50:27) (AllStarr): hru

(17:50:28) ChatBot: (zxprodigyx) logs into the Chat.

(17:50:29) (Spamman4587): Hru Starr

(17:50:32) (DMCrumpets): you've already confirmed that

(17:50:34) (DMCrumpets): hru starr

(17:50:36) (Spamman4587): Hru Prod

(17:50:43) (DMCrumpets): hru prod

(17:50:44) (AllStarr): lol you guys are still doing this?

(17:50:47) (DMCrumpets): 2 actions

(17:50:51) (DMCrumpets): different game

(17:50:54) (DMCrumpets): I'M THE DM NOW

(17:51:04) (3_Xan_The_Man): Uhh.. I test the tank's Gass for if it's O2 or not?

(17:51:12) (DMCrumpets): The tank is fine

(17:51:18) (AllStarr): ill brb have to shower

(17:51:20) (DMCrumpets): judged by the fact that you didn't suffocate

(17:51:30) (DMCrumpets): 2 actions

(17:51:31) ChatBot: (AllStarr) is now known as (AllStarr_Showe).

(17:51:46) (3_Xan_The_Man): Oh. I give a thumbs up to Sahdee and hand him the tank.

(17:52:03) (DMCrumpets): You'll suffocate

(17:52:08) (DMCrumpets): you're now in orbit

(17:52:30) (DMCrumpets): you can look for a mask maybe?

(17:52:42) (3_Xan_The_Man): I search for a mask!

(17:52:50) (DMCrumpets): roll 1d10

(17:53:02) (3_Xan_The_Man) prays.

(17:53:04) ChatBot: (3_Xan_The_Man) rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(17:53:07) (3_Xan_The_Man): YES!

(17:53:09) (DMCrumpets): damn

(17:53:19) (DMCrumpets): straight away you find a mask for sahdee

(17:53:31) (DMCrumpets): 1 action left

(17:53:49) (3_Xan_The_Man): I toss him the Mask

(17:54:01) (DMCrumpets): I think sahdee is afk

(17:54:06) (Spamman4587): finally...lunch

(17:54:06) (DMCrumpets): so to explain this

(17:54:16) (DMCrumpets): I'll just say that she has already died

(17:54:18) (DMCrumpets): RIP

(17:54:21) (2_sahdee): I'm unconscious

(17:54:27) (DMCrumpets): Ok

(17:54:29) (2_sahdee): or dead

(17:54:32) (DMCrumpets): Sahdee has a mask

(17:54:35) (DMCrumpets): so she's alive

(17:54:41) (DMCrumpets): with the drugged air

(17:54:49) (DMCrumpets): NPC TURN

(17:55:03) (DMCrumpets): The house has now stopped going up

(17:55:12) (DMCrumpets): it is in orbit about the earth

(17:55:36) (DMCrumpets): Whether this is designed or it just ran out of fuel is anyone's guess

(17:55:46) (DMCrumpets): The noises from the kitchen have moved to the hall

(17:55:53) (DMCrumpets): SAHDEE'S TURN

(17:56:04) (DMCrumpets): unless she doesn't want to play

(17:56:08) (3_Xan_The_Man): Question, Is the hall towards the room with the buttons?

(17:56:13) (DMCrumpets): No

(17:56:17) (DMCrumpets): that's where you are

(17:56:23) (3_Xan_The_Man): Oh! Goot.

(17:56:25) (2_sahdee): I'm too sleepy now Muffin, I'm sorry

(17:56:34) (2_sahdee): I'm going to nap now

(17:56:37) (DMCrumpets): :(

(17:56:39) (DMCrumpets): bru

(17:56:46) ChatBot: (2_sahdee) is now known as (sahdee_afk).

(17:56:49) (zxprodigyx): ill step in if you need someone

(17:56:56) (DMCrumpets): shall we leave it there for the night?

(17:57:02) (3_Xan_The_Man): For the bests.

(17:57:06) (DMCrumpets): alright