Hidden Requirements

2nd place in Derby #454: Love with 138 votes

All you need is love*!

*To harvest love, you'll need the following tools:

- Between 1 and 8 pounds of unrefined love-ore

- A 90hp love separator to separate the love from the ore

- Very thick gloves, for the handling of the separated love (in this state, love is highly acidic)

- An EPA-approved disposal container for all leftover ore

- A cryogenic chamber for the cooling of the separated love

- Thirteen inscrutable riddles to distract the love while you insert...

- A syringe of very powerful, potentially illegal sedatives (true, unsedated love is too much for anyone to actually handle)

- A Brunson burner to bring the love to a boil

- A coffee filter to be worn as a mask while inhaling gaseous love

- Three ibuprofen every six hours for two weeks or until body stops trying to reject love

- A guitar (not to play. To eat. It's like chicken noodle soup for colds: don't ask us why it helps; it juts does.)

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