CELEBRITIES

Tara Reid was in so many “not-skin flicks” in the ‘90s that she must have a near mythic aura to all of the young men who were going through puberty at the time. American Pie, Body Shots, Van Wilder. I’m pretty sure my idea of physical beauty was calibrated directly off of her in her prime. I was so confused when I started meeting people who thought blondes were not the hottest women that I just dismissed them as drug addicts, and one should never trust a drug addicts judgement.

But it isn’t only her looks that get my motor going. She has that smokers voice as well. AS much as I want to be able to indulge in a valley girl every now and then, that voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Just because smoking is going out of style doesn’t mean we have to give up all of the good things that went with it.

There was a time when people intentionally changed their voices to speak like the Hollywood celebs, so why can’t we do that now? Let’s have the next fad be women acting like they’ve been smoking in the womb. I do not know how I will handle that much sexiness, but I am eager to find out.

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