And told you that he was god, and proved it by letting you fly through space and turning matter into gold. Then he told you that in order to save the world you would have to walk naked through your school and smear your feces all over yourself and scream out "Zomar must return, Zomar must return!". he would assure you that he would appear before the worlds news agencies and explain what happened and you would be a hero.

But it turns out its just an alien that is messing with you and is laughing his *** off, and you've screwed up your life.