I get on with life as a gangsta,I'm a phat kinda person.I like stealing the show on Sundays,I like freestylin' in the week.I like to contemplate bacon.But when I start to daydream,My mind turns straight to cash.Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!I like to use words like 'radical,'I like to use words like 'spankety.'I like to use words about bacon.But when I stop my talking,My mind turns straight to cash.Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!I like to hang out with Picky,I like to kick back with Pig's Butt,But when left alone,My mind turns straight to cash.Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!I'm not too fond of dad,I really hate Lucas,But I just think back to cash,And I'm happy once again.Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Auto Praise for A Phat Kinda Gangsta

"Bacon or cash - it's the age-old question. This music is deep, man."

- DJ Smooth, Awesome Tunes Magazine

"'Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!' - I just can't get it out of my head. Such a catchy song."

- Little Max, The Pop Pop Channel

"I'm a a phat kinda person too, so this song really resonates with me."

- A Web User With Lots of Opinions

"This song deserves to be in the charts, perhaps with a music video depicting a gangsta dancing on the moon."

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