Seen here looking like he's trying to bite the head off an industrial powered dildo, a guy eats a corn on the cob in ten seconds with the help of a power drill. I'm not sure how much corn he actually ate though, because it looks like most flies at the camera. Still, everybody has to knock all their teeth out somehow, right? I lost all mine playing hockey. Tonsil hockey. With a brick wall. Took all my teeth and doesn't even return my calls.

Keep going for the video while I try the same thing with one of those giant dill pickles that come individually packaged in a clear bag. I'm gonna get a spicy one if they have it.

Thanks to RedDot, who may or may not be a sniper rifle sight pointed at my head. TAKE THE SHOT.