Today is World Meat Free Day, a topic in which I feel pretty strongly about. I mean, who in their right mind would go meat free? Like ok yeah I see your point, eating animals is wrong but there’s simply no way I could live on salad alone.

So in light of World Meat Free Day, I thought I’d list a few of the reasons I could never say bye-bye to bacon.

First of all, vegans live on a plant based diet, and plants are gross.

In fact, plants are just just generally pretty unappatising.

There’s something about green food that’s just so off putting.

Just talking about vegetables makes me need a double bacon cheeseburger. Like, now.

And never having pizza again? Well it’s just not worth thinking about.

I mean, a proper cheesy pizza anyway.

No burgers, no pizza, no hot dogs either. It would just be too much of a miserable existence.

Thinking about going vegan? Well say bye to cake, pie or any baked goods whatsoever.

Nope, no cute lil’ instagrammable cupcakes for vegans.

You can’t make doughnuts out of plants, either.

Vegans don’t eat eggs so who knows what they eat for breakfast. Dry toast and an apple, probably

They definitely can’t start the day with anything indulgent anyway.

Lastly, the main reason I will never be able to go vegan.. cheese.

No nachos stacked up with sour cream and con queso. No cheese and onion toasties for lunch. Nothing, but a sad and pitiful existence.

So there’s my list of reasons why going vegan is an awful idea. I hope I’ve made anyone considering ditching meat to think twice.

There’s simply no way you can swap your animal based favourites, for a cruelty free option. Oh wait..