"The Crazy No One Will Ever Do It, So Be Silly With It Package" - For this high end donation package, for the discerning donor with way too much money on his hands, I will get a tattoo, subject matter of your choice, location of my choosing, no larger than a fist. Why would you want to tattoo me? You wouldn't unless your sadistic. Why would I want to get tattooed? I have tattoos all over and most of them don't mean anything, so this isn't really a big deal. Additionally, I will work in your house as a servant for a week. (Cleaning skills not commensurate with donation value.) And I'll name my first born child after you. And call you every year on your birthday. Additionally, I will perform one mission at any location in the world for you. Some restrictions may apply.

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