Well. It came in a big box. I was intrigued. The label said fresh food. I had talked about my difficulties learning to cook vegan so I thought I had something related to that. My interest was peaking. My partner grabbed the shipping note. Her face told a look of surprise. I considered that to be a good thing. I looked inside the box. And there they were.

2kg of potatoes.

So this was how the story began. My post was taken down (I think because it was a little mean maybe) and my Santa messaged be very apologetically saying there are indeed further instalments to follow! Over the next week 3 more packages arrived! The potatoes were all part of my Santa's mission to get me and Mrs Dorgoth12 sailing around the world! So we are now the proud owners of our very own eye patches (a sexy one for her... or me on Fridays), a very cool sailing manual and a set of new knives for our potatoes!

Thank you very much Santa! This will be a memorable Christmas for many more ways than I could have hoped...