Ok. So as promised here’s the follow up. Now that we are all clear about feminism from the last video let’s watch two people go through a really scary haunted house.

One is a woman one is a man. Notice how brave the man is /sarcasm/. Notice how his instinct is to literally throw the woman beside him between himself and the object of fear. He uses her as a shield and everyone thinks this is hilarious!

So what happens now that we have emasculated all the men to this degree? What happens when we women (who are weaker no matter what feminism wants to say) actually need protecting? Actually need help? Who will help us?

Not men. Nope. We’ve told them we want to be “equal.” Well, here ya go sisters. Equality means being used as a human shield and why not? If we are all equal?

Thanks feminism.

Irony bonus: This whole thing was set up by Ellen. Ellen can be seen to be laughing so hard she is crying after watching this video.

Yep, Ellen. The lady who didn’t think it was enough to tell all the men in her life she didn’t need them and that they were obsolete but made it the focal point of her career to tell everyone in the world how much she didn’t need men at all.

Nope, Ellen advocates a lifestyle personally and professionally where men are entirely unnecessary – may as well put them on an island or something.

“Oh look we scared one, isn’t it funny?”

The ease of modern life has tricked Ellen into thinking she doesn’t need men but how quickly would a power grid collapse, a house fire or natural disaster change her mind?

Oh, you want food and shelter? Sorry all the men are pansy little she-men who don’t know how to do anything like hunt, build, forage or protect anymore.

Good luck women. Good luck with your smaller muscle mass. Good luck caring for yourself and your off spring with out machines, motors and the grocery store.

Men, like the one here in this video, are probably going to sit down and cry when that hurricane strikes or the earthquake cuts off the roads.

Hey, look at the bright side. Not having anyone strong and brave enough to hunt for our food means we women will all loose tons of weight and since American women have become so incredibly morbidly obese that should work really well!

Well, until we starve that is.