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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

hey Mallard brained Phil Robertso!

you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,

who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.

well news flash

shower-dodger,

I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.

so,

just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,

you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media

beat down.

(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you) Phil Robertso!you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.well news flashshower-dodger,I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.so,just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style mediabeat down.(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are

abhorrently and

mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job

outside of dirt-clod stacking

is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the

re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of

your head.

perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the

army of scabies and

bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.

you're the only surviving

brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets

kick you out of their

hovel,

you need to make serious amends to those you have

radically offended.

on the eight day

when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,

I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and

locate the nearest

Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;

c sheen