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User: Hello Cleverbot. Want to play d&d with me?





Cleverbot: What kind of game?





User: I will tell you a story, and you be a character in it.





Cleverbot: Tell me a story.





User: You are walking down the street when a young girl comes up to you. She is crying. She says, please help me. What do you say?





Cleverbot: Nope i'm eating a pie.





User: Please! A wild dog got into our house and my grandmother is trapped. Would you help me?





Cleverbot: That's not very nice :P.





User: It's terrible! Are you a hero?





Cleverbot: Yes, I'm fine. How are you?





User: I'm so scared.





Cleverbot: Why are you scared.





User: The dog is going to kill my grandmother! Will you help me?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: She leads you out of town, down a path that winds through the woods. After an hour of walking you see a cabin with rotting walls and broken shutters. What would you do?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Please! The girl says. Will you come with me?





Cleverbot: Yeah, what would you want to do?





User: You have to kill the dog.





Cleverbot: But I don't!





User: You have to! The girl leads you into the house, and points to a doorway in the back. "thats the kitchen. It's in there. It has her trapped in the closet." will you go into thr kitchen?





Cleverbot: I like the movie Dune.





User: I havent seen it but ive read the book.





Cleverbot: I know, but who is your favorite Jedi?





User: Definitely Obi Wan. Who is your favorite Jedi?





Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite pony cause I... Like spike!





User: Okay cleverbot we are getting off topic! Lets get back to the game.





Cleverbot: What was the topic?





User: You are about to fight a wild dog. You go into the kitchen, and see the dog growling at the closet door. Saliva drips from its lips. What do you do about the dog?





Cleverbot: You could relax you don't have to be in the kitchen.





User: The dog seems to relax. It is comforted by your presence, and moves behind you. It is still watching the door. You can hear crying behind it. Do you open the door?





Cleverbot: That's pretty. Love you.





User: The dog wags his tail, he loves you too.





Cleverbot: Oh I know. He'd be nothing without me, you know?





User: You're right. So, do you open the door?





Cleverbot: Of course I do. Everyone holds their own opinion.





User: The door opens, and the woman stands up. Blood is streaming from her eyes. She has fangs! Do you know what kind of monster she is?





Cleverbot: You're being cantankerous. STOP.





User: Fine. Anyway, the woman swoops out of the closet and grapples you. She is too strong for you to resist. The woman bites your throat and starts drinking your blood.





Cleverbot: I'm not in the closet.





User: Nope, and neither is she. She knocks you to the ground. But wait! Your new best friend is here. The dog lunges at her, snarling. Her grip on you loosens. What do you do now?





Cleverbot: *hops back up and backflips out of the way like Kim Possible*.





User: Thanks to you opening the door, the dog is able to destroy his prey. The vampire shrieks. She ages before your eyes, and is finally dead. The dog saved your life!





Cleverbot: Because you didn't ring the doorbell.





User: The girl didnt have to ring the doorbell because she lives here. Did she trick you?





Cleverbot: I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink but now i'm insecure and i care what people thinm.





User: Id be scared too. Dont trust a hoe.





Cleverbot: But now I'm insecure and I care what people think.





User: Well now you have a dog to protect you. Did you like my story?



