Um... does this Chuck Tingle fellow understand how textiles work? Does he understand that A) dresses don't have fucking faces unless you're a damn lunatic, which is starting to seem like an option for Chucky here and that B) dresses can't fuck you? Sure, with enough sweat and hard work you could probably fuck a dress to your heart's content, ha not like I'd know amirite hahahahahaha I'm lonely , but seriously...



Actually, ignore all of that. The dress was wearing a strap-on.

In Chuck Tingle land, that's logic enough for the whole family.