We've had our fun with the Edmonton Oilers recently, "translating" Daryl Katz's letter to fans, chuckling at the jersey tossed onto the ice, and marvelling at the burgeoning anti-Kevin Lowe movement, with its massive billboards and "threatening" presence outside the Oilers' administrative offices. It's all been pretty incredible.

But we are not your enemies, Edmonton. We love you. We feel for you in this dark, dark time. And so we have decided to contribute to the anti-Kevin Lowe movement. Like all good movements, your grassroots campaigning is quite nice, but it's nothing without a song, as Lisa Simpson taught us well.

That in mind, Puck Daddy presents "Kiss From a Lowe", written and recorded in one hasty take by yours truly. May you be inspired, and godspeed in your efforts.

The lyrics:

There used to be a hockey franchise alone at the top

They became the team that won five Stanley Cups

Fans remained a group that was pleased with their club

But did you know that Kevin Lowe

Was then put in charge and he made them a bad hockey team?

Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make

Ooh the more I see of you

The worse you appear, yeah

Maybe once Lowe is removed

The team will improve in their play?

There is so much a fan can tell you

So much they can take

Lowe remains in power, forever their pain, baby

To Daryl Katz he's an addiction that he can't deny

Won't you tell him it's unhealthy, someone?Cause did you know that Kevin Lowe

Was once put in charge and he made them a bad hockey team

Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make

Ooh, the more I get of you the worse you appear, yeah

Maybe once Lowe is removed

The team will improve in their play

Lowe's been rebuilding the Oilers for eight years

They're still losing most games they play

They've restarted their rebuild like three freaking times

They restarted again yesterday

There is so much a fan can tell you

So much he can say

Lowe remains in power, forever their pain

To Daryl Katz he's an addiction that he can't deny

Won't someone tell him it's unhealthy, baby?

Cause did you know that Kevin Lowe

Has guided the team to be the worst team that they've ever been

Baby, I compare you to a team Kevin Lowe got to make

Ooh, the more I get of you, the angrier I feel, yeah

Maybe once Lowe is removed

The team will improve in their play?

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hankering to go watch Batman Forever.

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