* Weekly updates! Maybe even more! Probably less! * An RPG and inventory system! * Loot drops for days! * A really weird story if you’re into that. * A mix of Idle and Active play to satisfy everyone except really grumpy people. * Progress Bars everywhere! * A snarky, very active dev who is extremely attractive and not biased at all. * Crappy Puns.

July 25, 2019 Hey guys, I have some sad news: I won't be updating NGU on Armor Games any more. The game's still gonna be here, don't worry! It just won't receive any new updates. Kongregate and Kartridge versions are still being updated, and saves should be able to migrate there without any issue. plz forgive me, 4G <3

May 31, 2019 Build .423 "More Art, Kong Badges, and Improved Kartridge Saving!" * Added Boss Art for Bosses 101-150! We're all caught up now! Thanks again to the wonderful Musluk for the weird and hilarious pics! * Two Badges have been added to the Kongregate and Kartridge versions! This should mainly appeal to new players or the super noobies, they're fairly easy badges after all. Enjoy! * Tweaked the automated backup save system for Kartridge. Instead of NGUBackup.txt being overwritten every 30 minutes, two files are now written instead, NGUBackup.txt and NGUBackup2.txt. TLDR: if you lose your autosave, you have two backups to try to load! If one fails, the other ought to work! * If you load a file from a future build of NGU into an older version of the game, you are now directed to check for updates instead of a stupid " File not found!" message. * Kartridge saves now use the 24-hour system in their file names. RIP Americans. * Tweaked the rarity of a secret special item because apparently it is THE LITERAL END OF THE WORLD for it to be as rare as it is, for some people. Yeah, i'm putting you guys on blast in the patch notes. Deal with it!