This is a thing that I’ve been thinking about. In Legend Of Zelda, who’s the old man in the cave that gives you the sword? And why does he give you a wooden sword? Okay maybe it’s not wodden, but it is brown so either it’s wooden or rusty. Is he just evil and want Link to die a horrible painful death? And if he gives away free weapons left and right, why doesn’t he give him a better weapon or more weapons?

Anyway. I just thought of this scenario in my head and it made me laugh so I hope it made you guys laugh too! 😀