Rembrandt was hailed for his incredible portraits, Turner was renowned for his sweeping landscapes, but one artist is just happy being known as the guy who painted Kim Kardashian’s backside with his penis.

Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen took advantage of his genitalia to paint a portrait of Kim Kardashian’s infamous ‘break the internet’ photo-shoot, before uploading the finished artwork to the internet, along with a series of bizarre pictures chronicling the creation of the piece.

In the unlikely event that you also wish to undertake the bizarre technique, Mr Jensen has outlined his unorthodox methods on his blog.




He wrote: ‘It’s always a challenge to smear an entire canvas using only the natural brush, but with the right attitude it goes anyway.’

Uwe Max Jensen poses proudly with his creation (Picture: Uwe Max Jensen)

In an interview with the Daily Dot, Mr Jensen gave further insight into his methods.

He said: ‘I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other’.

‘I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.’

Mr Jensen previously made headlines when he staged the decapitation of a statue of the Little Mermaid while naked.

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