FINALLY: Proof that Trump Doesn’t Have Russian Ties, Plus His Comments on the Vainglorious Showboat, Jim Comey

Good evening gentlemen. Over the past few month’s, the left part of the country has been going insane over Russian ties. They believe the only reasonable explanation for Trump’s win over Hillary is because the rotten Russians ‘intervened’ and played king-maker for Vladimir Putin.

Up until now, no one really knew if this was true, definitively. I never thought that the Russians hacked anything, because I viewed it as sour grapes, plus I have ZERO confidence in our ‘intelligence agencies.’ But I didn’t have proof, until now.

President Trump did an interview with LESTER “the molester” HOLT this evening and had this to say.

“I actually asked him” if I were under investigation, Trump said, noting that he spoke with Comey once over dinner and twice by phone. “I said, if it’s possible would you let me know, am I under investigation? He said, ‘You are not under investigation.'” “I know I’m not under investigation,” Trump told Holt during the 31-minute White House interview. “I just want somebody that’s competent,” Trump responded. “I am a big fan of the FBI, I love the FBI.” But Trump also insisted there was no “collusion between me and my campaign and the Russians.” “Also, the Russians did not affect the vote.” “I have no investments in Russia, none whatsoever,” Trump told NBC News. “I don’t have property in Russia. A lot of people thought I owned office buildings in Moscow. I don’t have property in Russia, and I am…in total compliance in every way.”

There it is folks. Serious question for Trump haters out there: how can you recover from this and what charges will you make next? Perhaps pivot back to Russian hookers urinating on his face, or how about him raping a bunch of people — based off his ‘locker room’ talk?

With regard to Comey: there isn’t any room in the Whited House for ‘showboats’ and ‘grandstanders.’ The fuck out of here with that attitude.

“He’s a showboat, he’s grandstander, the FBI has been in turmoil,” Trump said of Comey in his wide-ranging interview with Holt. “You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil, less than a year ago. It hasn’t recovered from that.”

HE HAS A CERTIFIED LETTER!!! QED

GET IN HERE DEMOCRATS AND EXPLAIN THIS. pic.twitter.com/MSCLhYHnvf — The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) May 12, 2017

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