I almost hate myself for writing something so volatile and unkind, but here it is.



Spike: YOU THINK I ENJOY BEING PUSHED AROUND ALL DAY?!!! DO YOU THINK I LIKE YOU TREATING ME LIKE SOME KINDA SIDEKICK OR ERRAND BOY?!!!!!

Twilight: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER SPIKE!!!! STOP ACTING LIKE A BABY!!!!

Spike: AND THAT'S ALL I AM TO YOU, AREN'T I??!!!!!!! I'M JUST A PATHETIC LITTLE BABY, WITH NO HOME AND NO STINKING PARENTS WHO LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight: SPIKE I ORDER YOU TO STOP RIGHT THIS SECOND OR YOU'RE GONNA GET IT BIG-TIME!!!!!!

Spike: YOU WANT ME TO STOP!!!!!! OKAY, THEN!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight: Wh-what...? *tear comes down her face*

Spike: ALL MY LIFE, YOU HAVE BEEN PUSHING ME AROUND AND HAVING ME DO ALL THE MENIAL TASKS THAT CELESTIA ASSIGNS YOU, AND THEN GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW HARD YOUR LIFE IS!!!!! YOU'VE NEVER SHOWN ME AN OUNCE OF REAL LOVE EVER!!!!! WELL I'VE HAD IT!!!! I'M LEAVING!!! I'M LEAVING YOU, I'M LEAVING PONYVILLE- I'M LEAVING, AND I'M NEVER. COMING. BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!!!

Twiight: What? But...Spike...I...

Spike: No buts, Twilight. I've had enough. If you're not going to treat me as an equal or even a friend, then there's no place for me here *walks out the door and pauses* Goodbye, Twilight Sparkle. *slams the door as hard as he can*