Adult Swim News (otherwise known as the online videos of Chinese tabloid Apple Daily) recaps the entirety of the Kevin Smith/Southwest Airlines conflict, from the seating, to the ousting, to the tweeting, to the podcasting, to the… the angry mob marching through the streets?

As always, there’s no translation from the Chinese, so hit the jump for your daily, physician-recommended, dose of surreality.

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