Utterly amazing, my gifter is. Ultra-comfy, super cool zombie slippers. I've no problem shovin' my feet right in their cute (but most assuredly rotten) mouths as their eyes pop out and their brains become exposed.

What's more awesome than that?! Well, my nifty gifter is also an accomplished screenwriter. Yessir, u/cherrybombent sent me one of the original DVDs to his zombie film "Pushin' Up Daisies"! Yeah, be jealous.

But if you wanna see a sneak peak of the film, see it at iamnotazombie.com.