/u/tanookisuit3 stopped and gazed into space.

Oh no.

It was happening; She couldn't help thinking about /u/warnzzz again. She tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be, no, - would not be- held back.

But like dozens of unstoppable generals they came creeping forward till they filled Her brain;

/u/warnzzzs smile shined like tin foil, as impressive as a skyscrapper, it filled the hut and /u/tanookisuit3 was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.

/u/warnzzzs eyes were like baseballs.If you rolled them they would go quite far.

/u/warnzzzs legs were like a skyscrapper. Straight and tight.

/u/warnzzzs chest was like a Mercenaryss. Powerful and impossible to ignore.

How could /u/tanookisuit3 not be helpless in the face of that?.

I mean, sure, /u/tanookisuit3 and /u/warnzzz had sex with eachother before, when they met at a club once, but it was just a casual thing. One of many that night.

Before things got too messy /u/tanookisuit3 snapped out of it. But the thoughts of /u/warnzzz would be back. Would She be able to resist next time?

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Once apon a time...

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Interlude:

/u/tanookisuit3 was finding it really hard to concentrate at this movement her thoughts kept trying to think of /u/warnzzz. Despite what was happening, it was hard to focus!

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/u/warnzzz was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!

/u/warnzzz danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.

Oh, how excited /u/warnzzz was! Today, he would finally be married to /u/OfficialMSPainter! (A/N Oh yeah, /u/warnzzz is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, /u/warnzzz had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo cuz she's a bitch).

/u/OfficialMSPainter himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.

/u/warnzzz was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but /u/OfficialMSPainter thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: /u/warnzzz couldn't wait until the actual night. See. /u/warnzzz had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. /u/warnzzz felt there had to be at least one thing /u/OfficialMSPainter should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited /u/warnzzz was to finally share that final bit with /u/OfficialMSPainter!

The day was coming along nice. /u/warnzzz received lots of compliments for his dress. /u/OfficialMSPainter looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, /u/warnzzz loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.

And those hands, /u/warnzzz looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to /u/warnzzz while he did so. /u/OfficialMSPainter's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed /u/warnzzz's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held /u/warnzzz's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on /u/warnzzz's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as /u/warnzzz and /u/OfficialMSPainter. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when /u/warnzzz stood there at the altar about to give his word to /u/OfficialMSPainter. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo said. "I should be with /u/OfficialMSPainter!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!

The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Loyal followers came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and /u/xandan, who had been the priest, too!).

"I knew something was up," /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."

She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at /u/warnzzz.

/u/warnzzz opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.

/u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite /u/tanookisuit3 but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to /u/tanookisuit3 and I defeated her and took her invitation.

/u/warnzzz knew that /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo could be powerful. Oh yeah, before /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting /u/tanookisuit3 together. But /u/warnzzz didn't know that /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo could have defeated /u/tanookisuit3...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!

The mercenaryss took /u/xandan and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with /u/OfficialMSPainter.

/u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo walked over to /u/OfficialMSPainter and took his hand. "Now, /u/xandan, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, /u/warnzzz try to stop me....I will ressurrect /u/tanookisuit3!"

/u/warnzzz felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! /u/warnzzz thought. Give up the love of /u/warnzzz's life or save the world from /u/tanookisuit3. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture /u/warnzzz!

But long /u/warnzzz didn't have to be in agony. Because /u/warnzzz had a plan!

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And then, at the worst possible moment. It happened. Again.

/u/tanookisuit3 gazed at /u/warnzzz.

It was impossible to resist this time. Like a plane /u/tanookisuit3 was pulled towards /u/warnzzz. It was a like guerilla tactics in a war. It was a like a ozis piercing through Her heart. (and other lower regions of the body) It was a like magnets.

There was No resisting. No mercy. No Pants. No longer anything else mattered.

/u/warnzzz looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. He had known all along.

Of course. How could /u/tanookisuit3 have been so stupid? Those long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners. The steamy showers.. The non stop sex.

It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more and /u/warnzzz had known all along.

"I knew" /u/warnzzz said.

"oh" /u/tanookisuit3 said, realizing all this for the first time.

But there was more.../u/warnzzz wasn't pulling away. He was pushing tighter. Holding /u/tanookisuit3 like a wild whale.

At some point their clothes came off.

They got ripped in the process of the pashioning

She didn't care. This is what She had needed for so long. too long. April. maybe more.

But this was now now.

/u/tanookisuit3 and /u/warnzzz together at last!

They canoddled like lovers and made love with their naughty bits.

They took it in turns inserting their bits into eachother. /u/tanookisuit3 inserted her bit into /u/warnzzz. Then /u/warnzzz inserted his bit into /u/tanookisuit3. They repeated this a few times.(Toys were used)

Afterwards (when they had finished cleaning their bits)they looked at eachother as if for the first time and had a cigarette.

But they knew they must leave.

They didn't want anyone to see.

Their forbidden love must remain hidden for now. Perhaps forever.

/u/tanookisuit3 took one last look at /u/warnzzz.

"Goodbye my snuggly one"

"Love you too, my one and only /u/tanookisuit3"

And then they departed.

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~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," /u/warnzzz said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry /u/OfficialMSPainter just to make you jealous."

And then, then /u/warnzzz thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.

"Because really, said /u/warnzzz, I love you."

/u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo stood there baffled. All the security gaurds looked at her unsure what to do now.

"Y... you mean that?" said /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo.

"Of course not!" said /u/OfficialMSPainter and in that unguarded moment he knocked /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" /u/OfficialMSPainter yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.

All the other guests laughed as well.

As did /u/warnzzz.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo, the wedding continued.

And as /u/warnzzz predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that /u/OfficialMSPainter too had a secret, he whispered at /u/warnzzz, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, /u/warnzzz thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... /u/warnzzz felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. /u/OfficialMSPainter was /u/warnzzz's life partner now. Although... maybe... when /u/TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo finally came free, /u/warnzzz might be able to convince /u/OfficialMSPainter to explore more kinks with the both of them....