The weirdest request her boss ever made:

"I need you to buy my birthday cake and find the best one, but it can't be expensive, but I want it to be expensive. Also, please follow me around for my birthday party the whole time and collect all of the gifts and do not leave my side."

The dumbest thing she had to do on the job:

Watch my boss's child. On repeat. For weeks on end. Without being asked.

Advice to aspiring assistants:

Don't be a fucking dick. Cause that shit gets around and you will burn your bridges faster than you think.

Fun fact:

Screaming obscenities at your boss will not cost you your job. In fact, it makes them like you more and then when you want to get fired...they won't do it.