Many lefties talk the talk, but this one walked the painful walk. Will Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez follow through?

I Got a Vasectomy Because of Climate Change

Remember when we used to mock cult members who would commit suicide expecting to ride a comet? The climate cult members of today are mutilating themselves because they expect the planet to be destroyed.

We got engaged in June 2018, a couple months before a wildfire destroyed an entire town in California and another one wiped out sections of Malibu. Shortly after that, most of the Mississippi River basin flooded, something that might be the new normal, virtually eliminating the future for industrial agriculture throughout a region that produces much of this nation’s food. And, of course, the whole Donald Trump thing has been going on. Is this a world we want to bring kids into? Is this a world it’s responsible to bring kids into?

None of those things were anything but the weather. Except for Trump.

I'm not sure how Global Warming caused Trump, but I look forward to this excitingly stupid theory.

The future might be worse than any of us currently fear.

Sure, just ask the North Koreans or Venezuelans. A lefty takeover would be bad news. The more of them vasectomy themselves out of existence out of fear of the Flying Global Warming Monster, the better.

That’s because there are simply too many humans on this planet.

For reasons having little to do with the modest population increases of the American citizenry. But it would be un-PC to ask the third world to stop their emissions.

It might not be enough to save the polar bear, and it might not prevent the next Camp Fire, but this is the absolute biggest difference we can make.

Someone want to tell him?

The polar bears are doing great and the Camp Fire had nothing to do with global warming. Wes could have skipped castrating himself for the planet. The planet doesn't care.