SMS conversations with 1234 Search



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(excuse the crappy formatting; It's from an exporter so I can copy the SMSes verbatim, and I haven't gotten around to cleaning it up yet)

Me <Me> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 8:51 PM To: 1234 Search <1234> What is the speed of light?

1234 Search <1234> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 8:53 PM To: Me I'm working on your question right now and will get back to you as soon as I've found the best answer.



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1234 Search <1234> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 8:54 PM To: Me The speed of light in vacuum, is 299,792,458 metres per second. This speed is approximately 186,282 miles per second.



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Me <Me> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 8:57 PM To: 1234 Search <1234> are there any gothic industrial nightclubs on in Sydney tonight?

1234 Search <1234> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM To: Me I'm working on your question right now and will get back to you as soon as I've found the best answer.



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1234 Search <1234> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 9:00 PM To: Me The Lewisham Hotel & Live House is the Gothic Industrial Nightclub open tonight. I will send you their details now.



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1234 Search <1234> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 9:01 PM To: Me THE LEWISHAM HOTEL & LIVE HOUSE 794 Parramatta Rd LEWISHAM 2049, 02 9560-8755



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Me <Me> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 9:14 PM To: 1234 Search <1234> is the abduction x nightclub on at the lewisham hotel tonight, or was the last one earlier this year?

1234 Search <1234> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 9:14 PM To: Me I'm working on your question right now and will get back to you as soon as I've found the best answer.



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1234 Search <1234> Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 9:18 PM To: Me Abduction X Nightclub is held on the last Saturday of the month which is 24th September.



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Me <Me> Sun, Sep 25, 2011 at 12:00 AM To: 1234 Search <1234> your information was erroneous. Abduction X has not existed since February. there was a pub without power, but it's not the same as a goth club

Me <Me> Mon, Sep 26, 2011 at 4:49 PM To: 1234 Search <1234> How do you explain what protein is to a 5 year old?

1234 Search <1234> Mon, Sep 26, 2011 at 4:50 PM To: Me I'm working on your question right now and will get back to you as soon as I've found the best answer.



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1234 Search <1234> Mon, Sep 26, 2011 at 4:56 PM To: Me A suggested way to explain what protein is to a 5 year old is - Some foods which have a lot of protein in them are eggs and meat and cheese and beans and fish. When you eat protein, you are strong and healthy, and can play with your friends. Eating protein can also help you win the football (whatever sport) game. Protein is good for you! It tastes good too, when you eat it the way you are supposed to.



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Me <Me> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:24 PM To: 1234 Search <1234> You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?

1234 Search <1234> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:25 PM To: Me Hi. We think you've sent an sms to 1234 by mistake. For 1234 SMS info see http://sms.1234.com.au



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Me <Me> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:25 PM To: 1234 Search <1234> It was not a mistake; it's a standard question

1234 Search <1234> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:28 PM To: Me I'm working on your question right now and will get back to you as soon as I've found the best answer.



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1234 Search <1234> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:29 PM To: Me Sorry, I've been unable to find an answer to that question. Can I help you with something else?



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Me <Me> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:31 PM To: 1234 Search <1234> Are any of your staff replicants?

1234 Search <1234> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:32 PM To: Me I'm working on your question right now and will get back to you as soon as I've found the best answer.



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1234 Search <1234> Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 6:34 PM To: Me A replicant is a bioengineered or biorobotic being created in the film Blade Runner (1982). The Nexus series-genetically designed by the Tyrell Corporation-are virtually identical to an adult human, but have superior strength, agility, and variable intelligence depending on the model. Because of their physical similarity to humans, a replicant must be detected by its lack of emotional responses and empathy to questions posed in a Voight-Kampff test. A derogatory term for a replicant is "skin-job." In answer to your question, as yet, I have not detected these qualities in any of my fellow agents.



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