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#NationalHornyDay !

Here’s our little entry, to celebrate!

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Excerpt From: Daniel L Rappaport & Patricia Gresham.

“The Legend of the Lost Rose.”

North Hamilton Press. Apple Books. https://books.apple.com/us/book/the-legend-of-the-lost-rose/id836967197

“Let’s see, now.” Petite thought out loud. “I think that we should just give names to the three who spoke. I can’t see how it would matter with the others.”

“Great point, dearest.”, replied Spark.

“Walt, Steve, and Bill. No, no… Pixie, Trixie, and Dixie…. No, that won’t work either. Flip, Flap, Flop? Nope. Wart, Puss, and Lesion? Heavens, no. Wait, I got it! Hecate, Puck, and Ariel! Kids, what do you think?”

“Well, personally, I liked Wart, Puss, and Legion. But I liked Pixie Trixie, and Dixie.”

“Now, this isn’t up for debate. Who wants to be what name? Our little girl will need to be Hecate. Okay you two boys. Which one do you want?”

One answered, “I’ll take Puck!” as he went off hiding somewhere. The other answered, “I’ll take Ariel!” as he went leaping, almost flying across the room.”

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