Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Roe v. Wade.

Roe v. Wade who?

Get out of my joke, Paul Ryan.

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient feminist.

Impatient fem—

WHY DON’T WE HAVE EQUAL PAY YET??

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Online harassment.

Online harassment who?

Isn’t that just like a stupid whore to say something like that—I hope you die.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

You should smile mo—

I’m gonna stop you right there, dude.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the swamp and fill it up with lady-haters, looks like.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do I can do for eighty-seven cents on the dollar.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry the hell up and join the twenty-first century, corporate boards, geez.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business what I’m wearing.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Preëxisting.

Preëxisting who?

If your last name is “condition,” you can just keep moving right along, pal.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben protesting this shit my whole life, feels like.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream right now if I could but then you’d say I was being hysterical.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish I didn’t have to tell knock-knock jokes to get my point across.

**

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Men!

Men who?

EXACTLY.