"Japanglish" or "Engrish" are portmanteau words that describe the garbled translation between the Japanese and English languages. Due to the differences in grammar and vague, "sort-of, but not really" definitions, many Japanese-written English text comes across as insanity. There are enough examples of this that there are several sites online that consist only of curious examples like disabled bathroom stalls with signs stating "Maimed People Poop," hair salons named "Hair Factory Funny Face," or a child's shirt that states, "I feel happiness at potato mouth." This proliferation of not-quite translations is a weird blip of language that is endlessly amusing.

So why would the porno be different?

Today we'll be taking a look at some of our Asian porn offerings to highlight the strangest, most oddly worded, and way-too-descriptive titles from the Far East.

Finally! The story of your parents' marriage is being told on the big screen!

The jury's still out on what a "maple butt pie" is, but if you're brave enough to find out, we salute you.

After in the cock fucking, he and sleep fell, and wild pussy rub occurred, though sad.

Actually, this title is pretty self-explanatory. You didn't know you had a badminton player fetish until now.

Specifically, her pancreas.

What's a cum document, you might ask? Watch and find out... maybe?

If that's the cure, I'll gladly stay diseased. Still... not quite as stupid as homeopathy.

Cum for the MILF ass, stay for the 30 people! Spoiler alert: there aren't that many people in this movie, but there's MILF ass galore!

I would take The Nutcracker over The Assrammer any day.

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