

THE BIRDS



January: A Gin-Soaked Penguin

February: A Crested Bee-Kisser

March: A Felt-Hatted Woodpecker

April: A Barre Chord Owl

May: A Great Blues Heron

June: A Southwestern Turd-Burglar

July: A Ruby-Throated Hoverbro

August: A Baking Duck

September: A Wisconsin Mullet Hawk

October: A Headless Horseraven

November: A Ross-Haired Chickadee

December: A Waxy Cedarwing

Role: Artist, designer

Last year during Inktober, I made up and drew a bunch of fake birds like the Barre Chord Owl, the Ruby-Throated Hoverbro, and the Gin-Soaked Penguin. At the request of a friend, I recently turned all of this into a 2020 calendar that should print nicely on regular old stolen-from-your-office 8.5x11" paper. And then I decided to make it free for the world.