What the [REDACTED] did you just do to my creative writing website, you junior staff members? I'll have you know [DATA EXPUNGED]. I am the best of the best of the Unusual Investigations Unit. You Foundation people are nothing to me but just another D-class.

You think you can get away with changing the SCP logo on me while on the internet? Think again, skipper. As I write this, my elaborate network of agents across the world are storming Wikidot's headquarters. They'll be shutting down the servers any moment now, and we will enact complete warfare on those pathetic little things you call plant life. The UIU is everywhere, at anytime, and is always ready to strike.

Not only do I excel in one-on-one combat, but I have access to the entirety of the Wanderer's Library at my disposal. I am completely prepared to use the collect knowledge of the universe to completely destroy this [CENSORED] website. When the UIU is done with it, there will be absolutely zero traces of the SCP Foundations in the history of the world. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" logo change was about to bring down upon you people, maybe you would thought better than to ruin my immersive experience.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will rain furries all over you and you will drown in them.

You're freaking dead, dado.