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As the Australian television frenemies most likely to broadcast a foreign person’s nipple before bedtime – the ABC and SBS – contemplate merger to withstand the multimillion dollar funding cuts Tony Abbott said wouldn’t happen, the social media managers behind @ABC2 and @SBS2 have adorably shown us what could happen when 2 become 1.

Observe.

It’s like a @SBS2 vs @ABC2 engagement showdown on my feed from 6pm -9pm every night 😐 — Emma Arnold (@emephant) March 27, 2014

@ABC2 @emephant We’re more of a thumb war kind of channel…. — SBS 2 (@SBS2) March 27, 2014

.@SBS2 You’d have an advantage! Everyone on SBS is naked, we’d get distracted! — ABC2 (@ABC2) March 27, 2014

@ABC2 Sometimes we show football too….. besides we’ve seen your Friday nights, you’re not unfamiliar with nudity. — SBS 2 (@SBS2) March 27, 2014

@lesty76 We’ve been told to kiss, @SBS2. Meet you behind the bike shed? — ABC2 (@ABC2) March 27, 2014



And it only got cuter…

So apparently you can now travel by Dragon between two mountains in Wales. The internet said so. — SBS 2 (@SBS2) June 4, 2014

@SBS2 Are you planning our honeymoon? That’s sweet. — ABC2 (@ABC2) June 4, 2014

You digital channels, always flirting. Get a room. RT “@ABC2: @SBS2 Are you planning our honeymoon? That’s sweet.” — Lawrence Leung (@Lawrence_Leung) June 4, 2014

@ABC2 @Lawrence_Leung We were just using the dragon as transport….pets were something we’d never discussed. — SBS 2 (@SBS2) June 4, 2014

@ABC2 @SBS2 @Lawrence_Leung As long as you sign a pre-nup. SBS gets good game in the divorce right? — Marc Fennell (@marcfennell) June 4, 2014

Via Buzzfeed