Thanks to porn and articles like the Throat Swab, there are women out there who feel incapable, inadequate, useless really. Sadly for these women, deep-throating proves to be too difficult for their little mouths and overly sensitive gag reflexes. Our heart goes out to them. Like any good humanitarians our first thought was, how can we help the poor, the downtrodden, the face-fuckless womenof our society build up their cock slurping self esteem?

We searched high and low, but the answer was found at Amazon.com. Comfortably Numb touts itself as a deep-throat spray that works as a numbing agent for the back of the throat.

“… helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener as well.”

Because you never know when that need to Throat Swab will overtake her. This way nobody has to wait until they’re behind closed doors or out of Grandma’s funeral.

Personally we think this would be a great stocking stuffer or Valentines gift for that special lady in your life. If we’d only known before we would have hid it at the end of our Easter Egg hunt. We’re sure she would have appreciated it.

Not only do they have Spearmint but Comfortably Numb also comes in Mint Chocolate flavor. And everyone knows women love chocolate.

Note: Trying it reminded us of Chloroseptic Spray. It numbs your throat, but feels, for lack of a better word, icky.