I come home one day and freeze, for there lay a package that comes straight from thee! I rip open the package and what do I see? Only the spoils of war laid before me!

I'm a martial artist, something my Santa obviously saw, but I'm also a geek, so the Santa... draw? flaw? craw? Ah hell, it's too hard to rhyme. :P

Anyways, my Secret Santa gave me Adventure Time, a series I've been meaning to pick up. If that's not enough, he also sent me what's obviously a ninja hood, as you will see! Thanks Santa!