In an effort to protect buyers from products that don’t do what they say they do, online marketplace Etsy has instituted a new policy banning spells, hexes, potions, and “[a]ny metaphysical service that promises or suggests it will effect a physical change (e.g., weight loss) or other outcome (e.g., love, revenge).” What do you think?

“Good. I’m tired of spending hard-earned money on a love charm only to find out it’s really an amulet of protection.” Lula Gordon • Video Game Exchanger


“First eBay bans Nazi memorabilia and now Etsy bans black magic. How is a guy supposed to make a living anymore?” Andy Durgen • Morning Hall Monitor

“Something tells me their attitude will change after the next full moon.” Doug Woodward • Unemployed