"Silicon’s Island" - Parody of the Gilligan’s Island Theme Song

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale

A tale of a fateful app

That started from initializr

To fill a functional gap

The dev was a mighty Mary Ann

The Skipper brave and sure

Five apps were deployed that day

For a three hour tour

A three hour tour

The GC started getting rough

The tiny app was tossed

If not for the courage of the fearless crew

The data would be lost

The data would be lost

The app set ground on the shore

Of this uncharted Java isle

With Gilligan

The Skipper too

A container, that came to life

A GitHub star

The Professor and Mary Ann

Here on Silicon’s Isle

Now this is the tale of our streaming apps

They’re here for a long, long time

They’ll have to make the best of things

In a CD paradigm.

The first mate and his Skipper too

Will do their very best

To make the apps comfortable

In their Java island nest

No Slack, No sprites, No FTP

Not a single luxury

Like a base install of Linux

It’s primitive as can be