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Calvin: Since you're mom's sick, I'll be making dinner tonight. Calvin: You can cook? Dad: Of course I can cook. Dad: As you can see. I survived two years of my own cooking when I had an apartment after college. Calvin: Mom says you ate frozen waffles and canned soup three meals a day. Dad: Your mom wasn't there, so she wouldn't know. Get the syrup out, will you?