Don't try this at home. Everyone wants to break a world record when they're a kid. Most of us probably wanted something along the lines of "Richest Person Ever" or "Most Consecutive Movies Watched", but not all world records are quite so glamorous. Here are 8 of them that we really hope stay unbroken.

Most Times Being Struck by Lightning Between 1942 and 1977, Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning 7 different times. Though his work as a ranger in Shenandoah National Park left him more exposed to thunderstorms than most other people, Sullivan is still bizarrely unlucky.

Highest Fall Without a Parachute On January 26th, 1972, flight attendant Vesna Vulović was unfortunate enough to find herself on a plane that broke up over former Czechoslovakia. Vulović, the only survivor of the incident, fell 33,330 feet to the ground. Though she was in a coma for 27 days, she amazingly survived the fall.

Longest Distance Pull By Horse While On Fire This oddly situational record is held by Roland Halapi, from Kisoroszi, Hungary. We're not sure why he chose to be pulled over 1500 feet while on fire, but it was a voluntary effort that was even captured on video.

Longest Time Spent in a Coma Edwara O'Bara, the 'Sleeping Snow White' of Miami, Florida, was in a coma from 1970 to 2012 - a span of 42 years. O'Bara was taken care of by her mother and sister in their home for over 4 decades before eventually passing.

Longest Time Spent Lost at Sea José Salvador Alvarenga probably wasn't expecting his daily fishing outing to take such a disatrous turn. Due to a faulty engine and rough weather, Alvarenga drifted from his small town on the Mexican coast to the Marshall Islands. The 6,200 mile voyage lasted an amazing 439 days.

The Heaviest Person To Ever Live Jon Brower Minnoch had an unfortunate condition known as a generalized edema, which resulted in his body storing massive amounts of extracellular fluid. At his heaviest, he weighed in at an estimated 1,400 pounds. He also holds the record for most weight lost (924 pounds) - a feat that he accomplished once he was admitted to the hospital. Unfortunately, his condition ultimately proved fatal.

Longest Prison Sentence Handed to a Criminal It seems as though white collar criminals are constantly receiving prison sentences for pyramid schemes. None, however, come close to Chamoy Thipyaso's 141,078 year sentence that she received from a Thai court. Though she was responsible for stealing $204 million, some might argue that her punishment was a tad extreme.