When I requested something nsfw and for my girlfriend as well, I kinda knew what's coming up. It's a DIY vibrator, and I can make one shaped exactly like my penis! And it glows in the dark, too! Kasia said that we'll make one tomorrow, but I probably won't submit pictures, this kind of shit belongs to /r/gonewild.

Or I'll make it shaped like a velociraptor.

Anyway, you've made my day Nathan, you're the man! Thank you!