Once upon a midday dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, As to why I had even turned Netflix on the tv for, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my front door. 'Tis the UPS guy,' I muttered, tapping at my front door - Only this, and nothing more.'

Distinctly barked my rover, it was in the bleak October, And each separate child of mine with its Cheerioes adrift Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my Netflix surcease of sorrow - sorrow waiting for the RedditGift - For the rare and radiant package whom the angels name a RedditGift Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each chevroned curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating `'Tis the UPS guy entreating entrance at my front door - Some late UPS guy entreating entrance at my front door; - This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, Guy,' said I, or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is my kid was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my front door, That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -

And there were TWO packages from Amazon!

One with a book, "Death by Chocolate" (I can't wait to bite into that one)

and in the other... a death load of chocolates from around the world! (Yummy!)

Thank you SO much!!!