Also known as Pussy Pops. No, not the dance move.

One night, I was browsing Reddit.

Yes, yes. That was my first mistake.

I was in the less-than-safe-for-work part of the internet, when I came across this YouTube video.

WARNING: There is no nudity and YouTube has not pulled it, but this video is inappropriate and age-restricted:

The above video is not the original video. I think maybe the video that hooked me got removed for violating YouTube’s strict rules.

In the original video, YouTuber Ganja Goddess asks in the very first second of the video:

“Do you want to taste my pussy?”

Flashes of different snapshots of a scantily clad booty in flamingo-print panties overwhelm the screen as the text:

“It’s summer and I am ready for FUN”

appears.

Suddenly there is a cute teal-hair-don’t-care woman with opera glasses advertising Pussy Pops.

I had never heard of these unhygienic sexual treats before, and honestly —

They fascinated me.

I sent the above video to all the kinky freaks in my contacts.

Pussy pops became a personal joke in my friend circle.

There wasn’t a lot of information on YouTube about the Pussy Pop fad. Just some more ads from Ganja Goddess (All her videos are a trip and a half).

Seriously. They are hot mess perfection.

The pussy pop ad continued by showing a weirdly glistening green Blow Pop with the text:

Pussy pops in stock. Taste me.

She then promises that all of her items are vacuum-sealed so you get “the best taste.”

I was revolted. I was intrigued.

I was worried about this poor woman’s vaginal ph levels.

Finally, as the weeks went on, the joke stopped being a joke and I made a profile on Pantydeal to look into buying one of these vagina lollipops.

I could not include the picture in the ad because it showed full chatte.

The total price with shipping and everything was $30, which I sent directly to the seller’s PayPal.

We flirted and she assuaged my fears about purchasing something so subversive and weird.

I gave her my address and less than a week later I got a package.

I shared my unboxing journey on my SnapStory for a few close friends, but did my package opening alone. There was a cute purple envelope that contained five pictures of Ganja Goddess and the enclosed lollipop, more than she promised on the posting in her store. She wrote me a sweet note, and included the infamous pussy pop in a vacuum-sealed bag.

I expected it to be sticky and difficult to open, but it wasn’t.

As a very-sex positive lesbian, I can say with full confidence that the pussy pop smelled good to me.

Charm’s Sour Apple goes surprisingly well with hot girl scent.

I am going to make a million dollars with my new air freshener company!

I was overall a satisfied, if self-reflective, consumer.

If you are curious too, she is all over the internet, apparently.