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I couldn’t think of anything better to share with you all on a wonderful Friday than this story given to me by a very good friend. Background: My friend started receiving text messages and voicemails from a girl that he didn’t know. Apparently she had the wrong phone number. Anybody else probably would have text messaged her back and told her that she had the wrong number. Not my friend. Here are the actual voice mails left on my friend’s voicemail. They start off slow and a bit boring… the stuff that you might find on a Dr. Phil show… and then escalate into pure insanity ala Jerry Springer. How bad does it get? She admits to being with the poor guy’s brother, berates his manhood, and then admits to being with no less than five other guys. Lovely. I have bleeped the content the best that I could, but you should still consider this audio NSFW (not safe for work). Use headphones or turn your volume down. The really disturbed stuff starts about halfway through the recording. You don’t want to miss her rendition of a popular Madonna song, either. You have been warned! You can listen to the audio right here. Here’s a transcript of the text messages. They aren’t nearly as good as the dirt dished out in the audio, but entertaining enough:

stalker_girl: hey Beautiful Stranger…. I Miss You!…i Want You… I Need You…and I Believe We Can Work This Out… Mark Meant Nothing…neither Did DXXX! stalker_girl: hey Beautiful Stranger… kisses And Hugs Baby…love You!>;-> stalker_girl: this rose ())>-%— Symbolizes Our Love! stalker_girl: … Take A Chance On A Beautiful Stranger… Da Da Da Da Da Da da Da Da …. Beautiful Stranger! stalker_girl: baby… Why Didnt You Talk To Me?.. do You Need More Time? dont Shut Me Out… stalker_girl: trick Or Treat Lanabins stalker_girl: You Need To Grow Up… Where Do You Get Off Treating me Like This… i Have Been So Good To You..congrats On Ruining Someone That You Claimed You Loved Me: My brother? WTF! When was this? stalker_girl: I Tell You That Im Sitting Her Crying My Eyes Out And Thats What You Care About…Wow nice.. Thanks For That! Me: Sorry, I am just under a lot of pressure at work right now. And with what happened to him, I just got so angry. stalker_girl: What? that Doesnt Even Make Sense. Any Why Aren t You Calling…. You Never Text… Me: I am busy at work, so I figured out how to text. It’s actually pretty easy. stalker_girl: Your Lying… Me: It’s not like it’s hard. stalker_girl: Well If You Were Actually A Man You Would Of Called Of By Now…pathetic Me: whatever stalker_girl: What Kind Of Heartless person Are U? [the real boyfriend] Came Home, u Knew I Had The Wrong # Why Didnt U Tell Me? Instead U Get Off from me crying All might N Day! Unreal! Me: I did, when you called last night. stalker_girl: I Was Clearly Drunk Last Night… I Only Got Your Machine… Why Didnt You Tell Me Today… Instead You Think Your Funny To Mess With Me When Im Clearly Upset! Me: You didn’t sound drunk to me. stalker_girl: that Doesnt Excuse Your childish Cruel Actions… Im Sorry For Having The Wrong #.. This All Could Of Been Avoided!… Im Glad you Enjoyed Your Game! Me: I did. stalker_girl: Nice… Okay You Have Had Your Fun… You Can Leave Me Alone Now! Me: Sure thing.

Now, I’m not justifying my friend’s actions by any means – but when you get as many wrong numbers and prank phone calls as my friend does, well, sometimes you just ‘snap’ I guess! Have a great weekend everyone! Chief

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