Hey, Anthony Bourdain, tell us how you really feel…

The famous chef has never been shy about sharing his thoughts on fellow foodies in the press, but his latest interview with Atlanta Magazine is a candid masterpiece.

When asked how becoming a dad changed him, he replied, "The minute that you become a father, certain truths become immediately obvious to you. The first second you see your daughter's head corkscrew out of the womb and open her eyes, they are pretty much saying, 'Lose the Ramones shirt.' So I've made some adjustments in my life."

He added, "I sort of feel in a heartfelt way for Guy [Fieri]. I wonder about him. He's 52 years old and still rolling around in the flame outfit…What does he do? How does Guy Fieri de-douche?"

Fair questions, Mr. Bourdain, and the ball's officially in your court, Mr. Fieri.