We took screenshots from the Heat’s player introduction video for your viewing pleasure.

The Miami Heat kick off their regular season against the Charlotte Hornets on Wednesday night.

Miami will host the game at the AmericanAirlines Arena, and a new season means a new video for player introductions. That’s exciting! Let’s check out the video:

Whoa, some of those clips went by awful fast. You could hardly see the players. Luckily we grabbed some screenshots, like Chris Bosh looking really forlorn:

Tyler Johnson looks like a standup guy.

Huh, some of the clips are a little silly:

Wait, what in the world is going on with Josh McRoberts?

These photos are smoldering. Everyone else looks like they are kind of hyped for a basketball game; McRoberts looks like he knows he has deeply hurt everyone who has ever been close to him, but that will never stop him from chasing the woman he fell in love with as a young man even though she still has amnesia from the accident he caused. Or, uh, something like that.

We’ll have to wait and see if McRoberts’s tortured heart affects him on the court.

- Rohan Nadkarni