The big oil spill news today (so far):

KEY WEST, Fla. — The U.S. Coast Guard says 20 tar balls have been found off Key West, Fla., but the agency stopped short of saying whether they came from a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Next stop, the coral reef, which, by the way, is already endangered by the climate crisis. If it happens, fossil fuels will screw the coral from above and below.

And from there, Limbaugh's oceanfront property in Palm Beach.