I received a big pile of candy from the 1980s.

Tootsie Drops Bit-O_Honey Jaw Busters Slap Stix Now and Later Fun Dip Pop Rocks Tootsie Rolls Saf-T-Pops Juicy Fruit Blow Pop SweeTarts Atomic Fireballs Bazooka Gum Zotz Bottle Caps Wax Lips Candy Necklace Laffy Taffy Jolly Rancher Pixy Stix Mike and Ikes Apple-Heads Cherry-Heads Grape-Heads Gobstoppers Double Dipped Nerds Candy Cigarettes Bubblegum Cigarettes

The box was delivered to my office and I became the absolute most popular girl within 30 seconds. When the candy cigarettes and candy necklace were displayed, a solemn hush fell over the room. Everyone wanted them. Too bad, coworkers.

Thank you, Anonymous Redditor!