Hey!

Check it out!

Yeah!

Check it out! Buy You should buy ALL our stuff! [While purchasing]

Bratty! We're gonna be rich! [On purchase]

We're all $$$$$old out! Mee-YOW! [When trying to buy something that's sold out]

You need WAY more money. [Not enough GOLD] Sell Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.

Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?

We don't.

Really need.

Anything.

Wait! I'll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt! [If Glamburger is in Inventory] Oh my God. Is that a Glamburger? OH MY GOD!!! GIMME!!! God, Catty. Try to have some self-control. Sorry... 'Cause they OBVIOUSLY brought that Glamburger for ME. NO WAYYY!!!!!

Talk So, like, what's up? [About you two] I'm Bratty, and this is my best friend, Catty. I'm Catty, and this is my best friend, Bratty. [About your wares] The stuff inside, is like... TOTALLY wicked expensive. But, like, this stuff we found is like... TOTALLY wicked cheap. You should... Like... TOTALLY wicked buy all of it? TOTALLY wicked buy all of it? [Origin of wares] I mean, like, where does anyone get guns, or food, or... We found it in the garbage! It's GOOD garbage. It's like, really good garbage. [Origin of garbage] Where do we get the garbage? Like, the garbage store, duh!!! ..... ..... Waterfall mostly. I found a gun in a dumpster! [About Mettaton] Oh my God. Mettaton. Oh my GOD, METTATON. He's like... My robot husband. Actually he's like... MY robot husband. I think we're like... both going to marry him. We're both like, ALREADY married to him. He just, like, doesn't know it yet. [Origin of Mettaton] So, like, Dr. Alphys built Mettaton, right? That's like, what they TELL you. But like... Mettaton always acts like... ... being built was HIS idea somehow. And even right after he was built... ... he acted like Alphys was an old friend. But they're like... Not friends anymore. Yeah!!! Unlike me and Bratty!! Best friends for-EVER!!! [About Alphys] Oh my God. Alphys. Oh my god, ALPHYS. She used to live on our street. She was like a big sister. I mean, like, if your big sister... Takes you on trips to the dump. She showed us the coolest places to find trash. She was always collecting these weird cartoons. Then she became the Royal Scientist... Yeah, we haven't seen her in forever... [Royal Scientist] So Alphys has always, like... Thought ASGORE is a SUPER cutie. So, like, I'm pretty sure she... Made Mettaton to, like, totally impress him. A robot with a SOUL... That's, like, SUPER relevant to his hobbies! So after seeing Mettaton, ASGORE... Asked her to do all this science stuff for him! But nobody's, like, seen anything from her yet. Or... her at all... She must, like, just stay in her lab all day. Like, live a little, girl. Yeah!!! Like us!!! [About ASGORE] Oh my God. He's a total goober. He's a big, fuzzy goofball!! Like, I LOVE that guy. He's like, SO nice. God, we're like... God, we're like... SO hyped for the destruction of humanity. SO hyped for the destruction of humanity. [ Burgerpants ] Oh, that guy from the store? Yuck, what a creep. Yeah! He's a creep! But he's kind of cute, too... C'mon Catty, don't you have ANY standards? Nope!!! [More Burgerpants] OK, like, the annoying thing is... He'd be OK if he just treated us with some respect. But he just acts... Really weird. And then acts like it's OUR fault he acts that way! Like, when we asked him to get those Glamburgers... He dropped them and ran away before we could even say anything! We were, like, going to share them. Really? I wasn't. Catty! [B.Pants Hangout?] Oh, uh... Yeah!! He should come look for junk with us! But like, if we let him hang out with us... I just worry it'll... ... be really super fun! Um, that was NOT what I was gonna say. But I was close, right !? [That Kind of Guy] Well, that kind of guy... You hang out with him once, then he wants to hang out... All. The. Time. But don't you feel bad for him, Bratty? Poor Burgerpants... Think about how cool we are compared to him!!! We'd be saving his LIFE with our friendship!! His LIFE, Bratty!! Uh, so? ... Think of all the glamburgers he could get for us!! ... so is he free after work?

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