Arriving home late from decorating my boyfriend's apartment, I was stoked to see a tiny box for me. I immediately grabbed a Bic pen to tear into it only to break the pen. Somehow, I clawed my way in and was greeted with a charming letter from Santa along with a sweater guard (I have a collection of them), a crochet pattern for a vintage hat, an actual crocheted beanie and, at my request, a picture of Neil Diamond being awesome...in a KILT! Needless to say, I was down on Christmas cheer this year but my SS managed to brighten the season and remind me that there is good in the world still. Now here I go sounding like Tiny Tim or some bullshit~ Thank you Secret Santa! You really have made my heart grow 3 sizes today. -kilt_inspector