7. So you can become a master of opening tempeh packaging …

8. … and an expert in the thousand different ways to prepare tempeh once you've managed to get it out of the packet.

9. To fully understand the mysterious equation that nutritional yeast makes things delicious in an exactly inverse proportion to how gross the name "nutritional yeast" sounds.

10. And that the same goes for Braggs Liquid Aminos.

11. So you can try that thing where you make a sandwich with tempeh bacon, vegetarian ground beef, soy sausages, vegan chicken wings, and a tofurkey deli slice and glory in the fact that no less than five different fake animals died for your lunch.

12. So you can know the secret truth about protein.

13. And experience the profound pleasure of saying this to someone: