Eight days before he turns himself in on attempted weapons possession (and begins a year-long stint on Rikers Island in New York), Lil Wayne thought it was the perfect time to join Twitter. @liltunechi (a moniker Wayne frequently namechecks in songs) hasn't said much in his first five tweets, mainly using the Web site to make vague, sort-of emo declarations (example: "if its held in your heart, u kant let go."). As b's resident Lil Wayne fan, I'm hoping Wayne spends his 140 characters during his last days of freedom constructively. Here's how I'd like him to put his best Twitter foot forward.



1. Recording updates: Rap's hardest-working MC has allegedly been putting the final touches on Tha Carter IV, the follow-up to the last CD to sell more than a million copies in its first week. It'd be great to know what producers he's working with or song titles, or really just anything.

CHANCES OF HAPPENING: 5%

