YOU GUYS SMELL THAT ?

IT SMELLS BADOUT HERE TOO.

I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS WHOLETOWN SMELLS LIKE DOO-DOO.

YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE, THAT'SWHY THEY CALL IT ASS-PEN.

ALL RIGHT,LITTLE DUDES,GREAT TO SEE YOU OUT HERE.

MY NAME IS THUMPER,

AND I'M GONNA BE YOURCOOL SKI INSTRUCTOR.

HIS NAME ISTHUMPER ?

WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT SLOW,TAKE IT EASY,

MAKE SURE EVERYBODYHAS A GOOD TIME.

'CAUSE WHAT ISSKIING ABOUT ?

HAVING A GOOD... ?

TIME, THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW JUST A FEW SAFETY THINGSTO KEEP IN MIND.

FIRST OF ALL, LOOK STRAIGHTAHEAD WHEN YOU SKI.

IF YOU LOOK DOWNYOU'RE GONNA FALL.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVEA BAD TIME.

ALSO, BE AWARE OFSKIERS AROUND YOU.

IF YOU RUN INTO ANOTHER SKIERYOUR SKIS ARE GONNA CROSS--

GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.

SO WHERE'S THE PART WHEREWE HAVE A GOOD TIME ?

HEY, LITTLE DUDE, YOU GOTSOME CRAP RIGHT HERE.

THAT'S MY FACE, SIR.

OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO THISWITHOUT ANY POLES

UNTIL WE KNOW OUR TWOPRIMARY FEET POSITIONS.

TO GO SLOW, WE WEDGEOUR SKIS TOGETHER

IN THE SHAPE OFA SLICE OF PIZZA.

THEN TO GO FASTER,WE PUT THEM PARALLEL LIKE...

FRENCH FRIES.YOU SEE THAT ?

PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES...

PIZZA,FRENCH FRIES...

HEY, THIS IS GONNA BEJUST LIKE EATING AT SHAKEY'S,

HUH, FELLAS ?

OKAY, LET'S HAVE THE LITTLEDUDE AT THE END TRY IT FIRST.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?

IIIIKE !

OKAY, MIKE,SKI DOWN TO ME.

GO ON, IKE.

PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES...

PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES,FRENCH FRIES !

PIZZA !

OKAY, YOU SEEWHAT HE DID ?

HE FRENCH FRIEDWHEN HE SHOULD'VE PIZZA'D.

YOU FRENCH FRY WHEN YOU PIZZA,YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.