(Last Updated On: December 8, 2018)

Baked by Melissa is a shining example of the basic nature of modern day North Eastern America. Tiny cupcakes baked by dudes working for a chick named Melissa, cupcakes that are utterly delicious and yet somehow leave you hungrier than you were before your first bite.

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That’s kind of where we’re at with Melisandre of Asshai from Game of Thrones. Carice Van Houten has been arguably the hottest actress on Thrones from the get-go, and with Natalie Dormer’s Margaery Tyrell dead, she competes only with fellow Ginger Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark) for hottest actress on the show.

And somehow, that bitch got banished by Jon Snow, Da King in Da Norf. What are you thinking, Jon? Sending that broad out into the snow by herself? Nature be scary. She’s going to die and it’s all your fault. Melisandre is needed for the Long Night and the White Walker War. We can’t have her running off into the snow to bake tiny cupcakes in the wilderness.

All because she baked that one little girl. So what? I’m sure every famous baker has accidentally or intentionally killed an innocent child at one point or another. It’s just par for the course.

Feel for Melisandre. Feel for her and bring her back to her former glory.

WE WANT CARICE BOOBS!

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