Ugh. Such a crazy couple of days!

Checking my package ship status when ding dong, package arrived two days early! Not only that, but check out the sweet derpy dog on the box. That is a work of art so nice I almost don't want to open - ah, who am I kidding, where's my knife?

For someone who didn't know anything about Burning Man, Derpis did an amazing job. What a bounty! So thoughtful! Fireworks, costumes, cool lights, and a giant pair of happy balls. I'm not normally one to stoop to those kinds of jokes, but I'll gladly make an exception and joke the shit out of that one. oh and then we get to the useful stuff that might keep me alive like a water bottle, flashlight, and stuff to make me not stink in the desert. That will be a very welcome change of pace!

As I write these words I'm lying in bed, eating some of the candy and trying to decide what youtube movie to watch. Om nom nom nom burp nom nom.

I don't want to get sappy or trite, so I guess all I can add is, Derpis, Thank You. I don't think I've ever received a gift as thoughtful and appropriate and full of love as this, ever. I will try to deliver pictures of your bounty being shared in the desert!

Dusty Hugs, i-make-robots