December 14, 2015

All right, friends, a new day and a fresh release from BaDoinkVR. This time, it’s called My First Lesbian Crush, starring Jessie Volt and Candee Licious. Now, earlier today, I was looking at OcNSFW, and someone said that BaDoinkVR has shown much growth. I agree with this, and we’ll touch upon that later.

First, let’s look at the basics of this latest lesbian VR effort.

BaDoink last ventured into the lesbian niche on August 20th with Kitty Lovedream and Julia De Lucia in VR porn’s first lesbian movie, Lez Strap-On. And, their last movie featured an Athina/Felicia double-team: so, this seems like a sexual scenario they’ll periodically explore. And, I’ve praised BaDoink for their variety: it’s good to resist the easy, formulaic temptation.

So, what do we know about these two ladies…besides them both being rather… stunning.

Well, Jessie Volt is a French and Canadian porno gal: she’s been professionally humping since 2010. She hails from beautiful Montreal, Canada.

I remember, years ago, on a long Greyhound trip I met this beautiful French-Canadian, blonde gal from Montreal. We talked for hours. Moonlight slid through the dirty bus window and gave her soft face an eerily-angelic glow. I thought she was spectacular…Um… All right, let’s stay focused. Additionally, that’s just another boring story about how nothing ever works out right. But, man…was she a beauty. The type of woman that can make you feel optimistic for a couple minutes…

All right, so Ms. Jessie Volt is a 25 year old knockout: standing a dainty 5’1″ and measuring-in at 32B-24-36. And, to address the real question: her shoe size is a 7.

Now, how about the Candee Licious. Well, 20 year old Candee is yet another Hungarian beauty.

I’ve said it before, but I don’t know what it is about Hungary and how every woman from there is an exquisite beauty. I remember walking around Budapest in 2009…I felt like the whole damn city was a Victoria’s Secret talent tryout.

All right. So, let’s talk about this movie. I watched it on an HTC M8 with a Homido Viewer, using the AAA VR Cinema player.

If you’re using a different rig, your mileage probably will vary.

And, first a word about how I do these reviews. There are three main factors I consider for every VR porn that comes across my headset.

1. The performers: beauty, passion, intangibles.

2. Scaling: Were the technical, filming aspects handled well? Are the proportions correct?

3. Positioning: Both, sexual positions and positioning in respect to camera. Consensus has quickly established that close-ups are much-desired.

So, this is part of how the BaDoink boys describe their latest movie:

“Jessie Volt doesn’t hide her preference for girls. Lucky for you, in this version of Oculus porn you get to be a girl. Not just any girl; you’re in the body of the very hot Candee.”

All right. Sounds like an interesting premise. Things begin: Ms. Volt struts forward, and she’s gorgeous. Just the slender body you love. She looks a bit like—if you remember—a better-looking-version of Donna Martin from Beverly Hills 90210.

Let Donna graduate! Damn it! So, Jessie’s skinny-blonde-galness works for these man eyes. Additionally, I’d say her acting abilities are about on par with Tori Spelling.

So, Jessie shares a secret with Candee: that she loves her! Thus begins our trip to the Isle of Lesbos.

Concerning the girl love, it’s pretty much what you’d expect: some rubbing, touching, kissing, funbox munching, dildo-diddling, etc. And, how you appreciate this will have a lot to do with how much you like lesbian porn. If you dig the lesbos groove, it’s likely you might find this horny-inspiring.

One of my favorite parts was when Ms. Volt wiggled her tight-pink-panty-ass around. If I were President, my first executive order would be that all sexy blondes must wear pink panties. In my kingdom, no other panty colors allowed! Some gals just look all sorts of fine in a snug pair of panties. Jessie Volt is one of those gals.

The scaling of this movie was completely on-point for me. This is one area in which BaDoink VR has rapidly improved. As I’ve said elsewhere, their scaling now has a VRP feel to me. And, this is a good thing.

As to the positioning: there were moments when Jess stuck that big-pretty-blonde-head up-close to the VR rig. And, that’s good stuff. But, more of it. If there’s one criticism that continually surfaces about VR porn, it’s that the viewers want more close-ups. It seems so simple…

Additionally, Jessie provides an up-close view of her doggy, and it makes this man say, “Oh… very good girl!”

In my opinion, the BaDoink boys are on a roll with their recent efforts featuring Athina and Felicia: and, the excellent piece with the beautiful (and painfully-under-appreciated) Jimena Lago and Alexa Tomas.

Things are rapidly changing in the VR space with several big new players jumping-in: including Kink VR, Czech VR and a Dutch VR company that’s just getting started.

For a brief moment, there was a VR porn trifecta: Naughty America, Virtual Real Porn and BaDoink. That’s over. The competition has arrived: particularly Kink VR, who most definitely has their shit together: technically, thematically, marketing, etc. This new Czech VR ain’t no rinky-dink group either. They’re going to be a major player shortly.

And, folks…the consumer Oculus isn’t even out yet! The Gear just has sort of made it to Best Buy. So, it’s pretty easy to predict where this thing is going.

Like the rest of porn, it’s going to be competitive as hell. And, from what I’m seeing lately, I expect BaDoink VR to thrive in this space.