Which Country Has the Biggest Dicks in the World?

In a world where men think they can lie about their penis size, there exists a magical place called the Internet. And on this Internet, there are people like us who find actual penis size statistics and call those liars out when they’re incorrect on being erect. Unless you’re unique among your local constituents, there’s a good chance our map below on the average erect penis sizes around the world contains the hard evidence that has your wood pegged. You may be surprised (disappointed) by where you land with your fellow man, but just remember that this map only represents size — and not how you use it. If only our geography lessons focused on who has the biggest dick maybe Americans wouldn’t be so bad at it.

Before we get to the map and list of the average erect penis sizes for 80 countries worldwide, here are some notable findings:

-The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.

-The global average is 5.5 inches.

-The most well hung country in our study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.

-On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).

-North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches).

– A lot of these numbers are self-reported. So keep that in mind, don’t kill yourself yet.

-Only 3 percent of men worldwide are over 8 inches. Only 6 percent of men actually need extra large condoms.

-Of the 80 countries included, the U.S. ranks #61 in average erect penis size.

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Sources used:

EveryOneWeb.com

Buzzfeed

Elite Daily

Funnyjunk.com