You might be angry that a moose has come into your yard to eat the apples from your apple tree, but scaring it away with a robotic lawn mower just isn’t going to work.

This is what was probably going through the moose’s head:

"Hey, I like apples. I’m going to eat these ones here."

"I love apples."

"These apples are delicious."

"What is this?"

"This annoys me."

"Well, whatever it is, I’m going to stomp on it."

"Okay, problem solved. Back to eating apples."

"Apples are good."

Don’t send your robotic lawn mower after the moose.