We can go ahead and blame the Jews for this – and I’m of course going to mention their role in making this disgusting thought experiment a reality.

But there’s something else that needs to be addressed, and it all comes down to how the British people have declined over the years.

Once upon a time, you would have seen Prince Philip hurl himself forward like Leonidas at Thermopylae to immediately tear Harry into shreds for defiling his bloodline and nation.

Once upon a time you would have seen riots in the streets over this mockery of a tradition reaching back into the primeval European forests.

And once upon a time, you would have had the Queen foaming at the mouth over the mere thought of allowing a ghetto Negro preacher from America to take the pulpit to shout disjointed nonsense.

But all that is in the past, and we’re left with the questions of why and how.

It’s a topic that would take years and volumes to answer, but I think a good summary is that the mighty Anglo-Saxon grew soft, grew complacent, and let his hallowed customs fade in importance and in sacredness.

Secular materialism took the place of God and Church, and apathy replaced piety in some instances, or became drastically warped as the years went by.

And when the right ingredients became combined with the above, you wound up with a people zealously defensive of multiculturalism, and a people utterly incapable of any determined resistance to what we were forced to witness today.

May Almighty God have mercy on the people of Cuck Island, and may He grant them the strength to save themselves from a future even more twisted than the wedding of Prince Harry and Cheddar Man.