If you’re like me, you’re one of 16 million Americans suffering from depression. Hopefully, you’re not like me in the fact that you still have any sex drive. Every day that I become more emotionally stable, the less likely it will be that I ever orgasm again. So, can you make me cum on my antidepressants even though it’s as dry as the Sahara Desert down there? No seriously, can you just try? Please, I’m begging you.

If you got…

Mostly As: You see me more as a friend and frankly I need that as well right now.

Mostly Bs: It seems like you don’t like me very much so why are you even taking this quiz? You clearly are not up for a challenge, which is what I currently am.

Mostly Cs: Congrats! You are the perfect candidate to attempt to make my emotionally stable yet unenthused vagina finally feel any type of pleasure. It’s not gonna be smooth sailing, but I sure do appreciate the help!