I need one hundred people. To be clear, one hundred people, each with a ten dollar bill.

You see, for reasons that pass all understanding, Amanda insists on making me run when we go on vacation. She has even made me run on my birthday. After six years, I have grown tired of this. As such, I have made a deal with the dev... err, Amanda. If I can raise a thousand dollars for charity before our next vacation/compulsory run, I will never again be made, by her, to run during a vacation.

So, on November 7, 2015 I will be participating in the 2015 Disney Wine & Dine Half Marathon as a member of Team ASPCA, a national fundraising and endurance training program. I am excited to be participating as a member of Team ASPCA (and the prospects of no more forced vacation running) and honored to be raising the awareness and the much needed funding to support the ASPCA's programs (and pay off the debit I owe against the evil overlords at SpousallyForcedVacationRunning, Inc.).

This part is serious. Your donation will help the ASPCA provide life-saving programs and services to millions of animals nationwide. The ASPCA is very important to me, Amanda, and our beloved Ruthie M'Lou and I appreciate your help as we fight to give abused and homeless animals a second chance at life. Please support me by making a donation and help me make a positive impact in the lives of animals!