Archerboy's package came at an amazing time where I was stressed out and super busy. It has served as an impetus, helping fuel me through the last couple of days. Stuff that I got:

Cake Mix - A box of fudge marble cake mix, and a white packet labeled 'carrots' in pen. I can feel little cubes inside of the bag. I can only assume Archerboy used his bare hands to crush a bunch of carrots into dense cubes of carrot flavor. Legend has it that it takes a lot of practice to make carrot cubes, as too much pressure will give you diamonds instead.

Beetle Trapped in a Marble (Not pictured) - The little guy has been trying to get out for a while now. Archerboy used his magery to entrap a bug in a timeless sphere, cursed to out live me and even civilization itself.

Kbuntu (Not pictured) - I have been given two suggestions for the CD. (1) Use it to install the OS on a piece of electronic equipment. (2) Throw it at my roommate. I will opt for (1) when I have time to work on computer stuff.

Cloverfield - I heard this movie was pretty good and have been meaning to see it. It appears to have been conveniently placed in the parcel I have received, but how did he know to include it? I can only assume that Archerboy is actually some sort of mind reading spacestronaut. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

3 Cups of Tea - A book about a dude who builds school in Pakistan. Me and Pakistan go way back, and I'm certain that the book will be an interesting read.

Origin of Species - The back cover says it's a book about Darwin perfecting the air guitar solo and using his newfound powers amass a giant stable of bitches, Willard style. Actually, I skimmed the back page, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is about. I'm pretty sure I can read.

Cookies - Most of the gingerbread men survived the trip. I like to eat them as a quick snack when I'm doing something physical. The head is the best part to eat first; that's how you get their power.

Paracord Lanyard - This was the most interesting of all the gifts. I bought a Ruger 10/22 as my Christmas gift to myself and I intend to weave my own sling out of paracord. The lanyard provides an excellent starting point and even has a convenient latch for easy removal of the sling as a whole. I was just going to tie rope to the gun and call it a day, but now I've got a more functional starting place, which will lead to a classier gun.

$20 - I must use this money to purchase Bad Company 2: Vietnam, as explicitly stated by the accompanying letter. I will do so the moment I get some free time to play games.

I have a home for every single piece of the gift and will cherish every bit of it. Some bits will be cherished by my stomach initially, and I will eventually consume the rest. Thank you so much, Archerboy. I hope you did well on all of your exams.

Dictated, but not read. Completed in a state of near exhaustion.