If you’re a young person and you’ve been scoffing at the idea of going to college, you need to watch this new joint Michelle Obama just dropped. Or however you’re supposed to say it.

This is such a great song, with such a terrific message, that it inspired me to add some new lyrics:

Got nothin’ else to do, but you don’t want a job?

If the future is a door, you can be a real knob

It’s called higher education, ’cause you’d have to be

Higher than $#!+ to go to university

But look to halls of ivy for a place to crash

Hey, FLOTUS, how should their parents waste their cash?

If you need a safe space

You should go to college

If you’re not obsessed with race

Just spend a term in college

Sick of microaggressions?

Make the world acknowledge

Whine about your repression

For some credits in college

It’s useless for most vocations

But just go to college

Enjoy the rape accusations

When you go to college

[FLOTUS ON THE TRACK]

Wasn’t proud of my country till it elected my hubby

Step back, all you haters sayin’ my butt is chubby

All you racist right-wingers gettin’ up my nose

That’s why the comments on this video are closed

Lots of good jobs you can get

Without going to college

It’s a lifetime of debt

When you enroll in college

In your dreams you’ll start believing

When you go to college

Underwater basket-weaving

Is your major in college

PEACE!!!