(CNN) First, the obvious: The tantalizing whiff of controversy drew media to a season premiere of "Bachelor in Paradise" that many outlets (including this one) would have otherwise ignored. Nobody expected a "60 Minutes"-type expose, but once ABC and Warner Bros. opted to forge ahead with the show, they had a certain duty not to whitewash what nearly derailed it, and to clarify what happened -- or didn't.

Those hoping for a few rays of transparency, however, were treated -- in classic reality-TV fashion -- to plenty of padding with little payoff. And while the contestants in question have lawyered up, viewers would be well within their rights to sue for the time squandered on a program that tediously played coy with the whole situation in what felt like an effort to exploit it, starting with host Chris Harrison's intro saying, "Yes, there was trouble in 'Paradise.'"

To recap, ABC suspended production in Mexico, citing possible misconduct pertaining to contestants Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson. Both left the show and retained attorneys, and filming resumed after an internal investigation cleared those involved.

Despite a lot of "coming up" teases hinting at the controversy, though, viewers saw just a few moments of Olympios and Jackson canoodling and then hopping clothed into the pool together. The show basically then went back to business as usual, presenting a slow-motion trip through the first few days, including the "I've got a puppy," "Dean is really good looking" and "I think you're very hot" stages of "Bachelor" courtship.

The hour closed, anticlimactically, with Olympios and Jackson being summoned to talk with producers and production shutting down, while the other participants expressed their confusion. But the absence of dirty laundry also dispensed with anything that might be confused with exonerating the contestants involved or, for that matter, the network and producers, who have been accused of plying their charges with alcohol to wring more drama out of the proceedings. (One contestant did get notably inebriated, a moment treated largely as a joke.)

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