The gift that is minor league baseball concessions just keeps on giving with the Kane County Cougars unveiling its 25th anniversary season menu, which includes Oreo Churros, a signature branded beer, and a "Heart Attack Burger."

The gift that is minor league baseball concessions just keeps on giving with the Kane County Cougars unveiling its 25th anniversary season menu, which includes Oreo Churros, a signature branded beer, and a "Heart Attack Burger."

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What is in a Heart Attack Burger? Pretty much everything. It is a half pound patty covered in a fried egg, chipotle bacon mayo (yes, mayonnaise with bacon in it), two slices of bacon, grilled onions and cheddar cheese, with an extra dose of dairy coming from the two grilled cheese sandwiches that serve as buns.

The club is also offering footlong Polish sausages, its signature barbecue pork chop sandwiches, and, for the more mild-mannered eaters, a chicken caesar salad.

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Chances are you will not be leaving Fifth Third Bank Ballpark hungry this season.

- Brendan Maloy