I would buy this on a poster, I would buy this on a toaster!

I would buy this on a hat, I would buy this on a mat!

I would buy this on a prayer candle, I would buy this on trivet with a handle!



I would buy this on a shirt, I would buy this from a guy named Bert!

Do you understand what I'm saying, honey?

Shut up and take my money!



All jest aside... I'm going to go look for this on shirtoid; is it available in literally any form at all for sale? Because, I think I NEED it. Again, I made an account JUST to comment here.