The larger the size of my alcoholic drink of choice, the better. The last thing this increasingly hopeless world needs is a sober writer. To that end, I'm going to need Snoop Dogg to ship me the gargantuan cup he used at this weekend's BottleRock Napa Valley festival.

Snoop helped pull off a Guinness World Record break at the Napa, California festival by mixing up the "largest paradise cocktail" on record. Naturally, the chosen cocktail was a Gin and Juice, as in the savory beverage at the center of Snoop's 1994 Doggystyle single. Warren G and Top Chef's Michael Voltaggio helped Snoop make this particular slice of history, according to Mercury News.

The commemorative plaque, presented to Snoop and company onstage Saturday by a Guinness World Records rep, explained the feat as follows:

The largest cocktail was created by Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Michael Voltaggio, Kim Kaechele and Randall Coleman (All USA) in Napa, California, USA on 26 May 2018.

For the perfect Gin and Juice this summer, I personally recommend following this recipe.