Hide the children and take inventory of your dangly bits, because Resident Evil Week is coming back and I’ve heard it’s going to be way better than the original. And yeah, we could’ve done this when the series turned 20 last month, but then I found out April 15 is Tax Day, so I figured we’d try to balance that out with another week-long celebration of all things Resident Evil.

So stick around, stranger. We got somethin’ that might interest ya’.