Dion’s lovers are heartbroken after learning their beloved ranch dressing is temporarily unavailable. According to the restaurant’s Facebook page Dion’s is in the process of upgrading their production facility and all dressings are being substituted with… wait for it… “high-quality alternatives.” That’s right, those headed to Dion’s to get a fix of their signature ranch will be met with an alternative. The Facebook post goes on to say that they anticipate the real ranch will return within a few weeks. But by few, do they mean three? Do they mean five? The ranch lovers need to know. Anyone looking for a good laugh should head on over to Dion’s Facebook page to read the comments on their Ranchgate post.

Dion’s lovers are heartbroken after learning their beloved ranch dressing is temporarily unavailable.

According to the restaurant’s Facebook page Dion’s is in the process of upgrading their production facility and all dressings are being substituted with… wait for it… “high-quality alternatives.”


That’s right, those headed to Dion’s to get a fix of their signature ranch will be met with an alternative.

The Facebook post goes on to say that they anticipate the real ranch will return within a few weeks. But by few, do they mean three? Do they mean five? The ranch lovers need to know.

Anyone looking for a good laugh should head on over to Dion’s Facebook page to read the comments on their Ranchgate post.