THE GREENLEAF 1 IMAX THEATER

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THE APPLE STORE BUT WITH WEED

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$12.99.(Formerly The Greenleaf 18) Until recently, our state-of-the art Imax and 3-D surround-sound digital projection theater featured stadium seating and eighteen screens. Now it's only got one giant screen, all the chairs have been replaced with rugs and love sacs, and since no one can agree on a movie we're just going to watch like a whole season ofAce of Cakes. I'm not sure when or how these events transpired, but my signature's on the order, so I'm standing behind it.(Formerly The Apple Store) Fairly similar to the more traditional Apple store, GreenleafÃ¢ÂÂs features a spare, open floor plan, few products, a lot of glowing things, and multicolored foam balls scattered around in front of computers loaded with childrenÃ¢ÂÂs educational games. (Please note: there is generally a two- to three-hour wait for the children's games, so consider making an appointment online before coming in).Of course, there are other differences as well. For example, an apple can very easily be made into a pipe, and The Apple Store But With Weed has taken steps to address that. And especially discerning consumers may notice that the Genius Bar is staffed entirely by cardboard cutouts, although so far no one has.By now, everyone and their mother owns the original iPot, but what about those of us that simply don't need 300 GB of marijuana storage? Introducing the iPot Shuffle: just load a few choice nugs of your favorite strains into the hopper, then take it to the beach, pool, or anywhere else one can surf and tan. The Shuffle does the rest! Rediscover forgotten favorites and enjoy the classics, all on the go! ItÃ¢ÂÂs guaranteed to make you wish that the iPot Shuffle played music, which it does not. And at a mere 5.2 lbs. and seven inches across, the Shuffle fits your lifestyle, going with you anywhere youÃ¢ÂÂre allowed to wear a pot-smoking device strapped to your neck! Why pass to the leftÃ¢ÂÂ¦when you can pass to yourself?