This shall go down in history as the greatest Secret Santa gift in history. I love doing these exchanges and have participated in the past three years. Something was different about this year, though.

Once the matching was completed, I received a message from my Santa - something that has never happened before. The message informed me that my Santa happens to be a 9yo boy (and his mom) and that he was very excited to get started. I was overjoyed and couldn't wait to hear more.

Santa checked in with me once more last week, letting me know that goodies are on their way, however they will be arriving in two separate shipments. Santa asked me to please wait until I have both boxes to open them - and so I did. I wouldn't want to be on Santa's naughty list!

Well - today was the big day. I rushed home from work as fast as I could, put on my onesie and eagerly opened the parcels. My smile only got bigger as I pulled out each gift. My Santa picked picked out the perfect, most kick-ass items:

1: Avenging Unicorn - "Because unicorns are super awesome"

umm YES THEY ARE AND THIS IS THE GREATEST UNICORN I HAVE EVER SEEN.

2: Baby Emperor Penguin - "A cuddly penguin to cozy up to over the holidays"

the cuddliest of penguins, for which I have an unhealthy obsession

3: Funko Walking Dead Bicycle Zombie - "The coolest zombie from Walking Dead!"

I agree! This is going straight next to the avenging unicorn on my desk to I can appreciate the greatness every single day.

4: Nerf N-Strike Elite Firestrike Blaster - "To keep safe on your adventures!"

I mentioned I love travelling and although I'm not sure this will pass through airport security, this baby will help me win every single Nerf fight from now on. The BF stands NO CHANCE mwahahahah!

Legojedi (and brokenboomerang), I can't begin to thank you enough for the wonderful gifts you have sent my way. The amount of thought you put into this warms my heart. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!