“Good day,” it started, “it has been observed that you have mailed recent paid tickets in the supplied envelope but it contained a foreign substance, which appears to be some sort of glitter. The Borough of Nazareth employees who are tasked with opening, and processing the tickets and cash, now have to deal with a glitter like substance which is adheres [sic] to the money, ticket, and causes extra cleanup from each envelop. I assume it was not your intent to obstruct or confound the processing of the tickets but for whatever reason this substance was placed into the boro envelope, it is doing just that.”