Lets face it, you are a lazy son of a bitch, and on the rare occurrence that you are around your child, you're certainly not going to want to be holding a bottle to their face when you could be napping, playing video games, or eating cocktail weiners. Just throw your ugly child into the corner of the room, strap on the Bababib Baby Bottle Holder to their face, and have a few minutes to yourself while you dream about how great it would be to not have any children. The lazy parent baby bottle holder comes with a strap that connects the bottle to the bib, will fit all bottle types, is machine washable, has a cut-away design that still lets your baby hold the bottle if they want to, and comes in blue and pink colors.