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For the character mentioned in Point Lookout, see Benny (Point Lookout).

“ yo back those titties up because the maestro is gonna show y'all how to do a proper ass spanking ”

Benny is a fashion designer of Goodsprings in 1986. He is the real deal behind a complex scheme to rob 1 ton of waffles from a waffle house in New Vegas that is owned by Charles barkley and serves a secondary antagonist in Barkley Shut Up and Jam!

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Background

Benny was a member of the tribal gang called the Boot Lickers until he realized his tongue became weaker and softer than a boiled and mouldy carrot. A few years later, Benny sewed out some stylish clothes and kidnapped a few wastelanders. They were given suits and ties and renamed as "Mongos". Benny saw the potential of his minions, but the tribe's chief at the time, Azis, wanted to stay slick. Benny was challenged to a basketball tournament, the winner getting an Elvis themed suit, and Benny walked away after slamming Azis' body in the hoop and called him a "nobhead". Benny sometimes likes to eat sandwiches with tomatoes in them.

Benny's long-term goal is simple: swallow 90 eggs. The chances of such a thing happening seem very possible, but as Benny himself would say "HAHA fuck off". Benny was voted "Best Videogame Character of All time" back in 1998.

Benny can also speak Bulgarian, Dutch and a little bit of Egyptian.

Interactions with the player character

Interactions overview

This character is essential. Essential characters cannot be killed. This character is a temporary companion. This character is a permanent companion. They grant the A hero ain't nothing but a sandwich perk. This character is a doctor. Restores health.

Removes radiation.

Removes addictions. This character is a merchant. Caps: 6

Sells: - This character can repair items. Repair cap: - This character can modify weapons. - This character rents beds. Cost: - caps. This character starts quests. Take it easy, Pete This character is involved in quests. Space Jam

Quests

Space Jam You have to help out retired basketball player Benny in a basketball match against the Monstars. If he loses, everybody in New Vegas will be enslaved and used as attractions on an alien planet. You MUST successfully complete this quest or else you won't be able to play this game ever.

Other interactions

If you make him nachos, he will say stuff like "shit homie this shit is off the hook" and "aight"

Inventory

Apparel Weapon Other items On death Chained prostitute outfit BB gun 2 caps

Notes

If you call him a nerd, he will cry. Please don't call him a nerd.

Appearances

Benny appears only in the PC videogame "Poker Night at the Inventory"

Behind the scenes

You do not exist

Bugs

If you make out with Benny when you finally find him, the game might melt from jealousy.

Gallery

References