Austin Mahone attends the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards at the Barclays Center on August 25, 2013 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images

You know, the vaguely Bieber-ish kid who was forced to perform on the red carpet outside this year’s VMAs. Still nothing? It’s fine, all the teens know about him, and now so does Birdman, who just signed him to YMCMB. Still not the weirdest Cash Money signing of 2013!