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The new polls do not bode well for Clinton's sanity. Contains some strong language

00:00 - 00:03 Our poll numbers are rapidly dropping.

00:04 - 00:05 Trump is ahead in Florida and Ohio,

00:05 - 00:07 and gaining ground in Pennsylvania.

00:08 - 00:12 He is very nearly tied in the national polls

00:12 - 00:15 and we only have a month and a half to go.

00:17 - 00:19 Just wait for the debates.

00:19 - 00:21 There’s no way that orange buffoon can win after America sees his racism

00:24 - 00:26 Madame Secretary-

00:27 - 00:28 The debate-

00:31 - 00:33 The first debate is 90 minutes with no breaks.

00:34 - 00:36 Trump’s not weak like Bernie.

00:53 - 00:58 If you haven’t made a donation to the Clinton Foundation, leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 It's my turn!

01:15 - 01:17 It was supposed to be my turn!

01:18 - 01:23 What the fuck happened to the Republicans?

01:25 - 01:28 The plan was to run against ¡Jeb!

01:29 - 01:31 It would be an easy victory,

01:31 - 01:34 but they just had to nominate a cheeto.

01:34 - 01:37 I would have won eight years ago,

01:37 - 01:40 if an uppity negro hadn’t stolen the nomination from me-

01:40 - 01:42 Madame Secretary, don’t talk about the President like that-

01:42 - 01:46 I’ll talk however I want you fucking kike-

01:46 - 01:48 But what if the media hears you talking like this?

01:48 - 01:52 They won’t say anything. Everyone knows this.

01:53 - 01:54 It’s standard procedure.

01:56 - 01:57 We own the media,

01:57 - 02:00 they only publish stuff that's good for me

02:00 - 02:03 and hurts the Republican.

02:04 - 02:08 But then this fucker comes in with a goddamned superpower

02:08 - 02:13 Every piece of bad publicity only makes him more popular

02:14 - 02:16 I could have had a weakling like ¡Jeb!

02:17 - 02:21 Instead I got a cheese puff that’s friendly with a Nazi frog and Putin!

02:27 - 02:29 Trump University didn’t work,

02:30 - 02:34 calling the wall racist made it more popular

02:34 - 02:37 every European terrorist attack makes his xenophobia more palatable

02:41 - 02:42 I’m out of ideas.

02:43 - 02:47 There’s no way to stump this asshole.

02:48 - 02:53 It’s like he’s incapable of losing.

02:54 - 02:56 I just dropped my tendies.

02:56 - 02:59 Is he going to pay for those?

03:00 - 03:02 Trump had better pay for my lost tendies.

03:04 - 03:07 It’s okay Anna, we’ll get some from former Bernie voters

03:14 - 03:16 Nate Silver had me winning a month ago.

03:19 - 03:23 But now this is happening,

03:25 - 03:26 and I can't stop it.

03:31 - 03:33 The election is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 The cheeto is going to win a landslide,

03:46 - 03:49 and he’s putting all of us in prison.