This original, locally-developed musical sets the questionable beauty standards and parenting practices of reality TV’s Toddlers and Tiaras to music in a high-energy musical with a twist: there is no scripted winner. Each night, a panel of judges from the audience will determine who wins, leaving the cast to improvise the end of the show.

Running Time: 1 hour 50 minutes, plus 20 minute intermission.

Featuring Katherine Alpen, Jennifer Suratos, Matthew Fedorowicz, Ben Bilodeau, Grace Newson, Jolene Bernardino, Joseph Spitale, Kayla Heyblom, Nevada Robart, Meaghan Hommy, Rebecca Piplica and Stefanie Michaud.

Music and Lyrics by Christopher King. Book by Alan Pronger. Directed and Choreographed by Dawn Ewen. Music Direction by Katie-Rose Connors.