[Cosmic Starshaper]: "What is with everybeing always ending up in embarrassing and sexy situations? It's like the laws of reality have it where if something exposing can happen, it will!"

*thinks over his words*

[Cosmic]: "Wait, "laws of reality"... *smacks forehead* I must have been in a Zeus frame of mind when I wrote the laws for this one."

*walks off*

[Cosmic]: "While I could rewrite those away, there's just too much great fanart to be had from them, so I'm leaving them in. While unfortunate for you and everypony else, it's very fortunate for the viewers. Ta-ta for now!"

*he's gone*