Transfer deadline day is always an exciting time, especially for the hordes of unsupervised children young and old who loiter outside football stadiums to get in the background of a Sky Sports News live report.

With a little more than an hour to go before the deadline hit, the arousal of potential transfers proved all too much for two people outside Norwich's Carrow Road as SSN's Kate Riley gave a vital update on how nothing was happening there. So they did some clothed humping against the gate behind her. The over the shoulder smile the humper gives the camera as he's doing the deed is what makes this TV magic.

As always, it's highbrow stuff here on deadline day.

UPDATE: As Sean Leahy points out, it appears the guy getting humped is wearing a Leeds 2011/12 away shirt. So perhaps this was a bit of performance art related to Norwich getting Luciano Becchio from Leeds earlier in the day?