



6. Stodgy Cake





A safe, but classic, pick to kick of the thicc summer season. No reason needed not to relish this stodgy staple.













5. Stodgy Pizza





Admit it. You secretly wanted an excuse just to get your hands on a piece of that sweet stodgy zaw. Well now you do! Get your stodg noms on with a classic pineapple pizza.









4. Stodgy English Steamed School Pudding





Stodgy. English. Steamed. School. Pudding. Nuff said.









3. Stodgy Bread





Wether you love it or you hate it. You slice it or you rip it up and dunk it into your favorite soy based olive oil. They’re here and they’re queer. And they’re staying right over here, not going anywhere. They’re your stodgy Queen. It’s stodgy bread.





2. Ariana Grande





Now I know some of you might think that Ariana Grande does not belong on this list. And that just sounds like a problem you don’t have enough money to solve. Thank U, Next.









1. Stodgy English Muffins





Of course, in the number one spot, the stodg hog itself. The stodggiest stodg muffin of them all. The Stodgy English Muffin.













Now that you know the best stodg picks next time you’re craving a stodgy snack you will know exactly what to reach for and in exactly what order!!









It’s summer. You’ve been craving. You’ve been raving. And that’s so Raven. And we heard you loud and clear so here are the top six summer stodg sump’ns to sweeten the season.