From the dangerous lands of Mid-West where Vikings roam the plains and ships sail the Mississippi I received the horns of a bull, soul of a God and the life of a viking...well almost. I asked for this kind of hat and that is EXACTLY WHAT I GOT, my gift couldn't have been any better. Secret Santa Rematch went above and beyond to get it for me, and I only wish he could see how happy I am. I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU MAN!!! It would be my honor to pillage a village with you. Thank you, I only wish I knew your name so I can thank you more.

Well I'm off to sail the seas of the West Coast.