I wasn't expecting much. Maybe a small treat or doo-hicky. And then I opened the box. To my astonishment I laid my eyes upon the mother-load of all gifts! Inside the box was a Sonic Screwdriver flashlight, a Doctor Who t-shirt, and three OUTSTANDING books: "Merde! The real French you were not taught in school", "How to Lie with Statistics", and Stephen Hawking's "The Grand Design". Oh my, this present was Grand indeed. Thank you Lucas for your thoughtful gifts!