Delivery took a while...so did me finally putting up this post.

I got my box to find a beautifully hand written note. It explained the thought process behind this gift wonderfully. Here's what it said:

Dear Absolutekraze,

First of all, thank you for being such an awesome match and actually giving me information I can work with, unlike my giftee in last years exchange. This time around I had to put in some genuine thought in order to make sure you would not (I Hope) be disappointed with your gifts. I asked myself, "What do mountain biking, kinky sex, and space exploration have in common? They can be dangerous? They are only attempted by the brave? They rely heavily on proper procedures for lubrication? Yes, all of this is true, but they didn't help me in finding a suitable gift - short of "all-purpose" lubricant. No, I had to go deeper. I started thinking about what you said about being married, and "maybe something for couples"

So! contained herein you will find two things to get you started planning a romantic picnic with your husband. Fill the handlebar-ready basket with food and a bottle of wine, and bring your fancy new water proof picnic blanket with you on an evening ride (bring candles!) and set up camp where you can see the stars and get romantic if hte feeling strikes (provide your own restraints, if needed).

I hope you like your gift and I'll be wishing you and your husband a very happy and health holiday season!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Your Secret Santa

I meant to take pictures of us using this for a picnic, but we got...uhh..kinda lost in the moment. :]

thanks for such a great gift! It will definitely be used!

~absolutekraze