Based on the scene from the Simpsons, Season 08 episode 09. It started with me imagining Lapis saying the line in the comic and I thought to myself “Wow, yeah, this is definitely something Lapis would say.” And I worked backward from there!

Here are the drinks everyone is drinking:

Amethyst - SkittleBrau (Beer with Skittles mixed-in, invented by Homer Simpson)

SkittleBrau (Beer with Skittles mixed-in, invented by Homer Simpson) Steven - Shirley Temple (Not Pictured)

Shirley Temple Pearl - Mimosa (Not Pictured)

Mimosa Bismuth - Lava Flow (Hawaiian-inspired Cocktail)

Lava Flow (Hawaiian-inspired Cocktail) Greg - Beer Float (Like Root Beer Float, but with actual Beer!.)

Beer Float (Like Root Beer Float, but with actual Beer!.) Peridot - Grasshopper

Grasshopper Eyeball Ruby - Uhh…Ruby Cocktail (She takes things too literally…)

Uhh…Ruby Cocktail (She takes things too literally…) Jasper - B52 (Cuz she da Bomb!)

B52 (Cuz she da Bomb!) Lapis - Water (HAIL HYDRATE!)

Also, I’m gonna make it my headcanon that Ruby always calls Steven “Steve-o”.