Wow, m’santa exceeded himself this year, with not one, but four euphoric gifts!

The first I opened was a book by a true visionary - RON PAUL, just thumbing through this impressive tome took me back to the heady days of when I first joined Reddit, and Ron Paul swept our attention.

The next gift that twinkled in my eye was m’pony, Rainbow Dash (best pony, obviously.) my secret santa experience just got 20% COOLER!! I cannot wait to while away the hours combing dashies colourful hair dreaming of our future together.

Ron Paul wasn’t the only visionary author who’s book I received. I also received the glorious book ‘The Game’ by ‘Neil Strauss’ I am so sick of being friendzoned and cannot wait to put the tips in this veritable bible (or LIEble amirite?) to work. I can see myself becoming the ‘son of style’ following in his footsteps to transform myself into the top poster of /r/theredpill!

Speaking of tips and style, now it’s time to get to the ultimate gift. The most stylish piece of headgear I have ever laid my PC Master Race 4K discerning eyes on. A BLACK TRILBY the tipping has never been more intensified. I am already a proud owner of a grey and a straw trilby (NOT a Fedora, pleb) but the black headgear has a certain touch of class my trilby collection has been missing.

With these gifts I am sure to impress a lovely m’lady, thank you santasir for such life changing gifts, now /r/gonewild here I come!!!