a recipe for the culinarily challenged

How to make BOILED WATER



ingredients:

Tap Water-- possibly tainted with bacteria is *fine*



tools you will need:

-a pot or kettle

-a stove, hot-pot, electric burner, or electric kettle



1. add water to pot or kettle

2. apply heat using stove, hot-pot, electric-burner, or electric kettle (in case of extreme ridiculousness or drunkenness on a warm summer's evening, a weber grill can be substituted if used out-doors)



3. wait for water to boil; allow water to boil for 60 seconds; shut off heat



Tools you will NOT need:

-hundreds of dollars to give to the bottled-water companies

-plastic bottles

-an automobile to carry bottles of water