Andrew Wiseman wins the day with this hilarious Freedom of Information Act Request.

It'd be amazing if this crazy thing ended up online, in torrentable form: the Wu-Tang Clan's double-album "The Wu – Once Upon A Time In Shaolin," recorded in secret over the past few years and recently purchased by the recently arrested pharma douchebag Martin Shkreli.

UPDATE: Alas, it wasn't meant to be. FBI tweets "no seizure warrant" for arrest.



#Breaking no seizure warrant at the arrest of Martin Shkreli today, which means we didn't seize the Wu-Tang Clan album. — FBI New York (@NewYorkFBI) December 17, 2015

Just FOIA'd the FBI to try to get the Wu-Tang Clan album from Martin #Shkreli – Let's party! pic.twitter.com/Dd0nxU1DwH — Andrew Wiseman (@wisemana) December 17, 2015