Her: Hi thrre. This is annalisa. U rang?

Me: You ready for our next session?

Her: Absolutely

Me: How much for the same as before, but you leave it in your eye for 2 minutes?

[called her and asked her for a price quote on cumming in her eye again, but with the added stipulation that she leave it in her eye for two minutes, writhing in agony]

Her: I can't do anything right now and as to your question "did i have fun?", can i assume that you DON'T want an honest answer to what i have to say is a seriously obnoxious-prick question???

Me: I'm sorry. I just wanted to express appreciation that you indulge my crazy fetishes. When would you be free? Are you working tomorrow?

Me: I'm sorry if I upset you. I would really like to see you again though. Please forgive me.

Her: I'm happy to accomodate you but i KNOW that last time i did this for u i CLEARLY stated that i did NOT want it lingering in my eyes because it stings like crazy!!! Its one thing to ask me to do something that i made CLEAR is painful but don't fucking ask me to say its FUN!!!! What kind of prick are u??!

Her: You REALLY pissed me off

Me: I'm sorry

Me: I'm sorry

Me: I'm not a bad person I'm just a guy with weird fetishes. I didn't mean to disrespect you

Me: I won't say anything like that again

Me: Can I call you to apologize?