For 236 years the national anthem of SelmaSimpCity, or Simp City, has been "Unlock It" by pop singer Charli XCX. While it may have at the time of it's adoption, the song has no relation to the culture of Simp City as of now. It seems to remain the anthem for the sole reason that the Queen of Simp City, Selmacashmoney, likes it. While that reason may be enough for the average simp, the culture of Simp City has long surpassed your typical Pokimane stan.

Selma simps need a stronger sense of national identity, this is exemplified by the civil war, or Simp War, between notable simps DrDogCat and Nanto, culminating in a split nobility: Nanto claiming the sub badge, and DrDogCat the bits badge.

I call upon our Queen, most holy of holys and most epic of gamers, Selma, to bring peace to our nation once more. A small concession could be a large step forward.