My gifter either knew I was packing, or wanted me to know that he or she though I was a giant cock! Either way, they put the "giant weiner" in "Secret Santa"! (Did that make sense to anyone else? I was drunk when I wrote this). Long story short, I've got both spare undies, and a practical daily handbook for helping avoid those unfortunate frosty unexpected toilet dunks (brrrr!)

Thanks, Secret Santa! From one giant cock to another.