Shoutout to /u/giobbistar21 on reddit during my AMA for directing me to this silly story about Jets rookie Quinnen Williams that I somehow missed.

I’m not gonna lie there is still a part of me that giggles every time I hear an announcer talk about how a player got really good penetration. Just deep penetration right at the line. Such deep penetration. I love it when they go deep to the tight end. I like how players have excellent ball handling skills. Football is an erotic adventure masquerading as violence.

Also I just want to say that now that I’ve seen the new Jets uniforms in motion, I like them less and less. They have no identity of their own. They are bland college knockoffs.

