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Dimitri finds out about the price of Monero after losing interest in it.

00:00 - 00:02 We're out celebrating because we made 12% on our rental property last financial year.

00:02 - 00:04 Unbelievable gains!

00:05 - 00:06 Traditional financial investments methods are a waste of time.

00:07 - 00:08 But those guys made 12%.

00:08 - 00:09 12% in one day?

00:09 - 00:11 No, 12% this year!

00:12 - 00:13 Those knuckleheads should be embarassed to say that in public

00:13 - 00:16 They think they're investment moguls? My buddy said he made $500k on Bitcoin!

00:16 - 00:17 How much did you make in the last year then?

00:18 - 00:21 Two years ago I stupidly invested in a cryptocurrency called Monero, except it's too hard to use and can't scale, so will never go up past $2.

00:21 - 00:23 I've only got about 10,000 Monero.

00:23 - 00:25 I might just trade it all for Ethereum or Dash.

00:25 - 00:26 Monero is fucking dead.

00:25 - 00:29 A year ago I couldn't pay my rent because I went full 'monero ramen' and became homeless!

00:30 - 00:33 I'm still giving back alley hand jobs so I can save enough to rent an apartment again.

00:34 - 00:37 These day's I dont even own a computer to track cryptocurrency prices

00:37 - 00:38 But Monero is over $200.

00:39 - 00:40 Monero is over $200.

00:41 - 00:42 Over $200?

00:42 - 00:43 You're fucking with me right?