Supporting the Rights of Sluts Not to be Raped

Dear Slutwalkers,

In support of your recent protests and assertion of your right to dress, act, and be as slutty as you damned well please while maintaining expectations of not being raped; I declare this to be Don’t Rape a Slut Day. Further I pledge that I, a man who has not yet nor ever will rape anyone, will not rape any sluts today or any other day regardless of race, creed, amount of eye shadow, or color of lip gloss. I shall support your right to assemble herd, take no responsibility for your actions, drink yourselves to oblivion, degrade and demean yourselves, and commit public acts of debauchery in a rape free environment. I support these rights and encourage others to do the same despite the fact that by definition, the word “no” is used only rarely by anyone referring to herself as a slut. However, on those rare occasions when a member of your culture herd does make use of that word, I believe that she means it. I pledge to encourage others to do the same.

I can assure you that no slut faces any threat, in fantasy or reality, from me. Slutty attire and behavior does not turn me on. Therefore, even if I were a rapist (which I am not); I would not be inclined to rape a slut. In fact I would not be inclined to place my dick into a slut even if she had the last hole remaining on the planet.

However, regardless of my support for your right not to be raped; I must state emphatically that you have no right to demand I give you my respect. I reserve the right to give my respect only to those whom I actually deem worthy. I have no respect for sluts. You may take back the word if you like, but I do not see how you or anyone else can define a slut as meaning anything other than a dirty, slovenly, immoral, dissolute, or loose woman. I will, however, support your right to be as dirty, slovenly, immoral, dissolute, and/or loose as you wish. Though I do not respect you, I bear you no ill will.

In support of Don’t Rape a Slut Day I have composed an anthem. Helen Reddy penned the original lyrics to sing about her newfound self-esteem after becoming involved in the women’s movement. Since SlutWalks symbolize what the women’s movement has become and has achieved for women, it should be sung to the same tune.

I AM SLUTTY

I am slutty, I’m a whore

Legs spread too wide to ignore

Laying flat up on my back waiting for you.

‘cause I’ve done it all before

And have the right to do it more

Just try and stop me if you think you can

Chorus

Oh yes I’m a slut

It’s men I’ve got to blame

Yes, I’ve felt the shame

And I’ve soiled my good name

If I want to, I can fuck anything

I am loose

I’m irresponsible

I am slut-tee

My dress will make you want me

But you have no right to take me

Until I spread my legs for men across the land

I may cum but never go

You may think I’m just a ho

In these streets I will make my final stand

Repeat Chorus

Have an orgasmic Don’t Rape a Slut Day.