Dave: I would love for someone to try this out in real life. Even if it didn’t work, it would be hilarious when the respective parties compared notes.

Liz: This two-letter idea was originally thought of as a practical joke - to actually exist and be completed - and be sent out to two real individual parties who knew each other. We ultimately decided that this version of assassination was too delicate to risk hurting feelings, ala ruining the joke, but since we are very fond of the concept, decided to illustrate the best results here for you. We had several possible candidates as to who could have sent this, but settled on Lilith and Namah as the most surprising. Who sent the letters isn’t really the point of the joke, it’s the conflict of the players.