All roads lead to Dildo (Picture: mikebucat/Instagram)

Welcome to Dildo, described by residents – also known as Dildoians – as ‘the happiest place on earth’.

Take that Disneyland.

You might go for the name – and, of course, lots of people do; check out the number of selfies beside the ‘Dildo this way’ sign on Instagram – but you’ll stay for the scenery.

Dildo, in case you weren’t aware, is a beautiful fishing village in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.

You’ll find it within driving distance of Conception Harbour and Spread Eagle Bay, also on the Newfoundland coast.

It’s a really beautiful spot.

There are a whole host of water sports on offer.

And adventure tours.

Or you could take a ride on the Dildo pleasure boat.

It’s a great place to lose yourself.

While there, you can have your picture taken with the village mascot, Captain Dildo.

And if you’ve got some annual leave to take at the end of July, you could always time your visit to coincide with the annual Dildo festival, Dildo Days.

The festival climaxes every year with an awesome fireworks display.

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BRB. Gone to Dildo.

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