Calm down, ladies. Chill, dudes. And members of the group referred to by the newly politically correct term “queer’’ need to get over themselves.

A catcall isn’t even close to sexual assault. Unsolicited compliments do not rise to the level of abuse, physical or psychological. Listen up, people —it is not a national emergency that women (and men) walking the streets of New York City may be forced to hear the words “sexy,’’ “bless you, mami’’ and “damn girl!’’ uttered by strangers.

But the radical feminist activists have spoken. And killjoys who take themselves way too seriously have issued a message that risks impeding the free speech rights of crude guys (and possibly women) who express their appreciation of physical beauty in clumsy ways.

A video was posted on YouTube Tuesday entitled “10 Hours of Walking in NYC’’ by the international nonprofit group Hollaback! The organization exists to protect infantilized women, men, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgender individuals and queers (did I leave out anyone?) from the tyranny of “street harassment.’’

Over the last few days, I’ve been visually assaulted, against my will, as the 1 minute, 56 second video clip has been turned into a public-service announcement that’s continually played amid TV news programs. It shows aspiring actress Shoshana Roberts, 24, walking city streets in a black T-shirt, snug jeans and with a grumpy look on her face as she’s secretly videotaped by Rob Bliss. According to Hollaback! the gal endured 108 strangers’ comments during her stroll, most of them of the “nice!’’ variety. But one guy followed Roberts, according to the org, in silence for five minutes. Another bugged her with “You don’t want to talk? Because I’m ugly?’’ Yet another demanded that she say “thank you.’’ And so on.

Hollaback! finds this downright threatening.

Street harassment “exists on a spectrum including ‘catcalling’ or verbal harassment, stalking, groping, public masturbation and assault,’’ reads a post on the Hollaback! Web site. No evidence was provided to show that oral displays of admiration are on the same plane as stalking, groping, public self-gratification or assault.

The harassment “constantly reminds subordinated groups (women and LGBT folks, for example) of their vulnerability to assault in public spaces,’’ the site continued. “Street harassment can be sexist, racist, transphobic, homophobic, ableist, sizeist and/or classist.’’ I get it. More than half the population can be victimized by mainly-male brutes!

“We’re not children,’’ a female friend told me. “Walk away or tell the creep to get lost. It works.’’

As The Post’s Doree Lewak bravely wrote in August, “And when I know I’m looking good, I brazenly walk past a construction site, anticipating that whistle and ‘Hey, mama!’ catcall. Works every time — my ego and I can’t fit through the door!’’ The piece was headlined, “Hey ladies, catcalls are flattering! — deal with it’’.

In 2011, with the cheering of former Speaker Christine Quinn, Hollaback! received a $20,000 taxpayer-paid grant from the New York City Council to be used to update its mobile app. Released last year, the free app for iPhone and Android devices allows complainers to report street harassment ordeals to their council members, but not to police. Why?

That’s likely because going after a non-touching fiend — one who utters an un-asked for “smile!’’ for example — would stomp on the speaker’s Constitutional right to free speech.

Only if the alleged nitwit’s language or gestures are abusive or obscene can the person be charged with disorderly conduct, a violation that carries a fine up to $250 and/or 15 days in jail. The person can be charged with harassment, a violation that carries the same penalties — but only if the accused harasser alarms or seriously annoys an alleged victim at least twice.

But we’re talking about crude flattery, not scary behavior.

New York’s women (and men and… you know) need to grow up. Tell street harassers to get lost. Call the police if it’s warranted. Or enjoy the catcalls, if that’s your fancy.

Crisis solved.

Blas in Heckuva ‘fix’

Mayor de Blasio finally has a cop’s back. He supports the police boss who told two subordinates to fix a burned-out headlight on the minivan of Gwen Carr, the mother of alleged

Staten Island police choke-hold victim Eric Garner, helping the woman avoid a ticket.

“If he’s doing a citizen a solid, that’s not a bad thing,” mayoral spokesman Phil Walzak said. “He has faith in the officers and their discretion.’’ Discretion? The officers were ordered to replace the headlight!

Now that police are in the fix-it business, I’ve got some work I’d like done around my house. That is, if I qualify for the personal service.

‘Home’ in on neo-Nazi teens

It’s not surprising that a group of German schoolchildren, all 14 and 15 years old, might have grown mustaches in the style of the late Nazi Fuhrer Adolf Hitler. The kids in a school near Leipzig are accused of throwing up Nazi salutes as part of a secret fan club devoted to the Third Reich, which attempted Jewish genocide. Glorifying the Reich is illegal in Germany and offenders can be jailed.

The alleged neo-Hitler youth are being investigated by German prosecutors at a time when Europe is experiencing a new wave of anti-Semitism, and frightening attacks against Jews are becoming commonplace. These kids were not born neo-Nazis, they learned it somewhere. Their parents should face charges.

Cutting through the ‘BS’ at CBS

Sharyl Attkisson quit a 20 year career as a CBS News reporter this year after, she claims, the TV network refused to air her stories critical of the administration of President Obama. In her memoir due out Nov. 4, “Stonewalled: My Fight for Truth Against the Forces of Obstruction, Intimidation, and Harassment in Obama’s Washington,” Attkisson wrote that a “government-related entity’’ planted classified documents on her computer to lay the groundwork for leveling criminal charges against her or her sources. And someone put spyware on her laptop computer, Attkisson wrote, to keep tabs on her stories about such scandals as the massacre at the American compound in Benghazi, Libya, and the disaster that is Obamacare. CBS brass have reacted to Attkisson’s claims with silence.

She makes a convincing case that someone was out to get her.

Add decency to charity

Pop diva Miley Cyrus arrived at the AmfAR Inspiration Gala in Los Angeles honoring designer and AIDS-research fund-raiser Tom Ford with a bare navel and her breasts hanging out of a bondage-inspired dress designed by Ford. Singer Rihanna wore Ford’s sheer, cleavage-baring white dress with the bottom slit way up her thigh. Ladies, I know it was for a good cause.

But if you don’t start going out fully clothed, people will get bored.