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I just heard a Bud Light Real Men of Genius ad on the radio (“Mr. Cargo Pants Designer … is that a banana in your pocket?”), and it reminded me of the fact that there IS no better ad campaign in history than Bud Light’s “Real Men of Genius” (formerly known as “Real American Heroes”) radio ads. They are pure brilliance!

If you’re like me, you’ll bookmark this entry. Then, whenever you need a lift… have a few minutes to kill… or just need a good laugh… you’ll find great pleasure in hearing these ads over and over again.

Following are the full-length .mp3’s for many of the Bud Lite Real Men of Genius ads.

Why not crack open your own bottle of Bud Light, sit back and relax while you listen to these full-length commercials online. I promise, they’ll make you laugh out loud every time you listen to them!

Enjoy…

Let’s start with some of my personal favorites:

1. Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer

2. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer

3. Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy

4. Mr. Footlong Hot Dog Inventor

5. Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer

6. Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker

7. Mr. Underwear Inspector No. 12

8. Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter

9. Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper

10. Mr. In The Car Nose Picker

11. Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper

12. Mr. Push-up Bra Inventor

13. Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer

14. Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer

15. Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer

16. Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer

17. Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer

18. Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer

19. Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher

20. Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer

21. Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer

22. Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor

23. Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts)

24. Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy

25. Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter

26. Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer

27. Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper

28. Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer

29. Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer

30. Mr. Pontoon Boat Maker

31. Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor

32. Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor

33. Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer

34. Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy

35. Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller

36. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy

37. Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater

38. Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member

39. Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic

40. Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller

41. Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper

42. Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer

43. Mr. Major Highway Line Painter

44. Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy

45. Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman

46. Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy

47. Mr. Pet Toy Designer

48. Mr. Airport Baggage Handler

49. Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

50. Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor

51. Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy

52. Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy

53. Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant

54. Mr. Company Computer Guy

55. Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller

56. Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy

57. Mr. Fantasy Football Manager

58. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer

59. Mr. Ultimate Philadelphia Sports Fan

60. Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer

61. Mr. Artificial Tree Maker

62. Mr. Really Big Golf Club Maker

63. Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy

64. Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer

65. Mr. Garden Gnome Maker

66. Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer

67. Mr. Rolling Cooler Cooler Roller

68. Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer

69. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer

70. Mr. Taxi Cab Over-Accessorizer

71. Mr. Raise The Net Before They Kick The Field Goal Guy

72. Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer

73. Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer

74. Mr. Radio Traffic Announcer Guy

75. Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy

76. Mr. Basketball Shoe Designer

77. Mr. Enormous SUV Driver

78. Mr. Centerfold Picture Retoucher

79. Mr. Excited About Storms Weatherman

80. Mr. Sad Country Song Songwriter

81. Mr. Selfless Club Hopping Dude

82. Mr. Professional Sports Leg Cramp Rubber Outer

83. Mr. Professional Figure Skater

84. Mr. Portable Toilet Cleaner Outer

85. Mr. Parade Float Driver

86. Mr. Office Party Over Hugger

87. Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer

88. Mr. Indie Band Member

89. Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer

90. Mr. Giant Pocketknife Inventor

91. Mr. Forgot Her Birthday Man

92. Mr. Edible Underwear Maker

93. Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker

94. Mr. Blue Aluminum Bottle Maker

95. Mr. Baseball Encyclopedia Guy

96. Mr. Airline Meal Chef

97. Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer

98. Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter

99. Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer

100. Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor

101. Mr. Bass Plaque Maker

102. Mr. Philly Cheese Steak Maker

103. Mr. Doggy Day Spa Operator

104. Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy

105. Mr. Unathletic Sports Talk Radio Guy

106. Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player

107. Mr. Chazz Michael Michaels

108. Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor

109. Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy

110. Mr. Golf Tournament Quiet Sign Holder Upper

111. Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter

112. Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

113. Mr. Electric Carving Knife Inventor

114. Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter

115. Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper

116. Detroit Pistons Basketball Fans

…Pure marketing genius!

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And now you can send a personalized Bud Light Real Men of Genius birthday greeting to a friend!

Purchase Bud Light Real Men of Genius CDs

Yep, you can purchase all of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ads on CD individually (Volume I, Volume II, Volume III), or as a complete 3-CD set. (BudShop.com occasionally carries them.)

Check it out… Lots more fun Bud Light memorabilia!

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