A UIUC sorority is in trouble today, after a large fight broke out inside their house near campus Wednesday night.

The trouble started when three groups of girls returned home after shopping for their halloween costumes. As the girls were showing off their costumes, they realized that every member of the sorority will be a sexy cat.

“Like, we can only have one or two sexy cats, some people had to take their costume back and be something else. But, nobody was having it!” Lyndsay a sophomore from Naperville told snickersee.

That’s when Linsey, Lynsey, Lyndsy, Lyndsey, Jessica, Jesica, Jessica, Jessicah, Jessika, Jessikah, Christie, Christy, Kristy, Kristie, Katy Kateigh, Kati, Katie, and Katy began to argue.

“It was unbelievable, nobody would be something else! It was scary,” Ashley a pledge from downstate Illinois said.

“Maddie slapped Maddy, and Ashleigh tried to break it up. Aimee stepped in, but Amy was upset because she didn’t have enough money to buy another costume and she slapped Emily and Emilee,” Ashley continued.

The fight then spilled out of the house, drawing a huge crowd from one of the near by bars.

“It was amazing,” Jake a student from Arlington Heights said, “The girls were pulling each others hair, yelling, kicking and scratching. Why did the cops have to break it up.”

While no charges against the girls have been filed. Police offered the suggestion of being a sexy mouse, sexy nurse, sexy school girl, sexy unicorn, or sexy bear.