A big, fat storm hits Briarcliff Manor this week on American Horror Story. No, it wasn’t Frankenstorm Sandy, but it sure shook up the asylum: Sister Mary spoke in devil-pitched voices, Sister Jude drank all the Communion wine, and Even Peters didn’t show his butt once. The horror!

Here’s what happened:

Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. He also had to deal with a big fat storm this week.

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