Rainbow Dash: What the hay is THIS?



Twilight Sparkle: Well, it's a story about these two stallions who are both dating the same mare, and--



Rainbow Dash: No, I mean what the hay was the author thinking when he wrote this garbage. The overall narrative is filled with clichés, the characters are thinner than the paper this book is printed on, the murder mystery dinner party subplot was unnecessary, and the twist ending is so predictable you can figure it out three chapters early!



Twilight Sparkle: (Too dumbfounded to talk)