I love it when a santa does their research. I got a nicely written note from my santa letting me know that they searched high and low for the perfect gnome on a blue sports bike to match my own, but could not find one. I loved the fact that she had found out some cool stuff about me, which goes to show some santa snooping abounded. At any rate - Pat the Gnome, named so because my santa said that was his name as he looks like Pat Rothfuss, arrived stuffed into a cardboard box. He was a little grumpy at first and was a little tense until we got a packing peanut out of his arse. Once that was cleared up we took him outside so he could pick out a nice place for himself.

Thank you so much for the thoughtful gnome gift. I did not get your username so couldn't send a PM - so I hope you see this and know that Pat has a great home.