In re the audition for, even with half of the internet rooting for me, I did not get seen. Too bad, so sad.It was actually a really good experience. I got there at 8.05a, I was the eleventh person there, though at an EPA they see Equity members first, then people with Equity points, then non-Equity, if there is time. I am non-Equity because I dropped out of Equity, so therefor I had to wait. It was a great room, everyone was really friendly and non-competitive. At a lot of these auditions it's all cutthroat and vicious, but in the Fat, Friendly Room, the attitude was more like, "Isn't it cool that someone finally wants us? Maybe it'll be me, maybe it'll be you!"There was one girl who drove eleven hours from Dayton, OH to get there. She ripped her pantyhose and she was going to go out and get more before the monitor came and the list started, but we didn't let her go because she would lose her place in line. There was another girl who went around and gathered everyone's email addresses, (the Hot and Heavy list, she called it) so that we can start some sort of loose fat actress group. I got chatty with a woman sitting next to me, whose last name I wish I remembered so that I could find her on Facebook.They were taking a long time with everyone, ten or fifteen minutes each, and they didn't have time to see all of the non-Equity members there, so, at around noon, they took all of our headshots and typed us out, meaning that they chose the ones that they wanted to see, and I was not among them. The Dayton girl was, thank goodness, and the email girl, not the one that I was talking to. They kept our headshots, saying that they might call people later, which isn't that likely, but it's never a bad thing to be on file.Then I did a rare smart thing, I went straight to Burger King (not that) and typed up a letter to the casting people:"Hi Scott and Gayle,I was at the Fat Pig EPA today, and unfortunately you were not able to see me. Thought I'd drop you a note in case out of all of the awesome women whom you saw today, (and I was hanging out with them for four hours, so I know how awesome they are), you still haven't found just the right girl. Perhaps when you look at my headshot, you will smack yourselves on the forehead and say, "How could we not have seen Kymm? Thank goodness we will have the opportunity to rectify this!" Or perhaps you won't, but in either case it was pretty cool being in the room with that many fat chicks at once, not to mention putting my real weight on my headshot for the first time in the entirety of my life!Good luck with the project,Kymm Zuckert"Then I crossed the street to the post office and mailed it along with another copy of the headshot that they kept and the one that I didn't give, where I look really fat. I used instead the one where I am laughing. So I did something useful and proactive!I'm sorry I didn't get seen, of course, because if I could have gotten seen, I could have really kicked it, but I enjoyed the experience nonetheless.