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He’s Quite A Big Star, You Know

3rd place in Derby #210: Chemistry, with 798 votes!

Back in Starship Troopers he fought aliens on a moon

No one saw him act in Animal Room

Bad guy once on Batman, sang on Broadway for a while

Doogie Howser when he was a child

But viewers by the million know just Barney Stinson, he’s such a clown

They say

“HIMYM’s on.

Let’s sit down!

But turn it off

if they start to count down.”

Scores a million women and is always dressed sublime

That final slap could show up any time

Winning 83% of every argument he has with friends

Doing those bits that are legendar- wait for it.

Viewers by the million know just Barney Stinson, he’s such a clown

They say

“HIMYM’s on.

Let’s sit down!

Turn that dumb

blog show down.”

“Oh, sure, the villain, he has charm,

but the words can sometimes be sub-par.”

One of the directors for the Magic Castle board

Rest assured the stuff he does is pretty hard

That Neil Patrick Harris, he’s so nice and never rude

And face it, he does look good in a suit

But viewers by the million know just Barney Stinson, he’s such a clown

They say

“HIMYM’s on.

Let’s sit down!

Turn that dumb

Blog show down.”

“HIMYM’s on.

Let’s sit down!

Turn that dumb

Blog show down.”

Wear this shirt: Four words. High. School. Drama. Class. And get ready to be top dog for a day, baby.

Don’t wear this shirt: around people who don’t watch things on the Internet. It’ll only raise your blood pressure.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve got a Ph.D in Adorableness.”

We call this color: Kelly, Kelly, Do You See That Guy Over There? Tell Me If That’s Nathan Fillion. If That’s Nathan Fillion, I’m Just Going To Absolutely DIE! It’s… Oh, It’s Not. Sorry, Kelly, My Mistake.

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