TOM MAGLIOZZI, Car Talk:

I have my own law of marriage, and it is, it is more important to be happy than to be right. Now, you may know that you're right. I mean, I'm always right. Whenever my wife and I have an argument, I'm always right.

But, being the clever fellow that I am, I never try to prove to her that I'm right. And she thinks that I'm a dummy, that I'm always wrong, but she loves me.

(LAUGHTER)