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Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles. From Timmy Tucker to **********@**********.org



Hey there! I saw your ad on ********** and have some "vintage" liquor you may be interested in.



I have about half a handle of Captain Morgan's Rum, a rare vintage rum from the Caribbean. I bought this at a liquor store on Long Island in 2007, and believe that its taste has really aged to perfection. I am willing to sell this for $300.



I also have a very rare bottle of Aristocrat Tequila. You can taste the fine vintage in every sip. I acquired it from a friend who says he bought it at a liquor store in Baltimore in 2005. You can really taste that southern atmosphere in this one! Due to its rarity, I will sell this for $500.



Also, if you are interested, I have about half a case of vintage Natural Ice beer. It was acquired from a frat party I was at about a month ago. This frat has a very old history with Syracuse, and that history came with the beer. It doesn't get much more vintage than this. I will part with this at $50 per can.



I really hate to see this stuff go, but after my third DUI, the court ordered me to do a program that involves me staying sober, so I think it is best that I part with this rare liquor.



Please let me know if you are interested. I have several other buyers lined up, so I will need to know very soon.



Thanks,



Tim



From Evan ******* to Me



Tim,



You must be crazy to consider that bottom-end liquor "vintage." I am not interested and am insulted that you would even try to sell me such cheap liquor at such ridiculous prices.



Evan



From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******



Evan,



I am very disappointed that you are not interested in these vintage treasures. Every bottle and can I sell comes with priceless historic value. Please reconsider, because I don't think you will find an offer like this anywhere else.



- Tim



From Evan ******* to Me



Are you nuts? You want to sell me beer you stole from a frat, that is a month old, for $50 a can? I am NOT INTERESTED.



From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******



Evan,



I did not steal that beer, and I resent the accusation. Please reconsider purchasing this. I am a recovering alcoholic, and fear that I will drink again if I am unable to get rid of this booze. Please do not make me drink again!



Tim



From Evan ******* to Me



Why don't you just throw the booze away? You have problems, man.



From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******



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