Welcome back to SUR.

We're a little over one week away from the season five premiere of Vanderpump Rules on Monday, Nov. 7, and after debuting the trailer and racy key-art, E! News is exclusively debuting the Bravo hit's new opening credits sequence, and there's so much to unpack. So, so much. No. 1: Where is Lala Kent?! Yes, one of the newer SURvers is no longer a featured player in the new footage, but Stassi Schroeder is back after sitting out of season four's opening completely (aka the darkest timeline).

So go make yourself a pumptini, start blasting "Good as Gold," and get ready to break down the epic new opening, complete with .GIFs and commentary...