Hot scoop on First Lady Melania Trump from Reuters, everybody!

First lady Melania Trump struggles with a pair of oversized scissors as she officially reopens the Washington Monument after three years of extensive renovations pic.twitter.com/73aBrAhowd — Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 20, 2019

Wow. How embarrassing! For Reuters, that is.

Perhaps next Reuters can try to figure out why Melania may have struggled to try to use giant scissors to cut a ribbon that had no tension left in it. Maybe they should try cutting a slack ribbon with giant scissors and see how well it works out for them.

Bravo. Awesome reporting. Is this @TMZ? Foolish. — Benjamin Van Hoogen (@benjvanhoogen) September 20, 2019

wow, Reuters. Is this what you consider news these days? Pretty pathetic — Marina (@88marina88) September 20, 2019

JFC Reuters. Slow news day? — Sens fan Al (@from_ottawa) September 20, 2019