'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, two cats were scurrying because I'm a cat lady with no spouse. No stockings were hung because I just don't care, because I live alone, gifts are a bit rare. I just settled in for a lazy afternoon nap when upon my door I heard a tap tap... I didn't get up to see the clatter, I just didn't care what was the matter. When I awoke, to my wondering eyes, there were two packages, what a surprise! It wasn't Saint Nick, I thought it was a trick. I opened the package with a twinkle in my eye- for it was a gift that my secret Santa did buy!! A grand treat, for you see- I have been wanting a ukulele. How did he know? He made my heart glow. I've wanted one for years, it nearly brought me to tears. Why, just the other day, I had hoped Santa would bring me one from his sleigh!!! Thank you Benjamin R!!! You made my holiday with this mini-guitar!!