I found these videos, so I’ll do the judging. If you and your buddies out there decide you are inspired to go act suspicious in a Wal-Mart and film it, please post them in the comments for our enjoyment. Now on to the two ballsy contenders so far for “most suspicious person in a Wal-Mart” and took up the challenge of National Act Suspicious at Wal-Mart Day on this past December 24th.

This guy is somewhat suspicious, but really bordering on nuisance:



But this guy has him beat, hands down, production values are where it’s at folks:



But really, send in videos we don’t know about. And if by some awesome chance meeting, you can film yourself acting in a suspicious way that could top these guys, I don’t see any reason to let December 24th be the only day we’re allowed to make fools of this “report suspicious behavior” nonsense being trumped up by the authorities. Do it, for the lulz.