By Piper Blackmun

Former televangelist Jim Bakker has given details of a recent vision he had about the Trumps. According to Bakker, God showed him a vision of an unending line of Trumps in the White House.

“I was sleeping last night and God came to me and showed me a vision of the White House and there were pictures of presidents on the walls,” said Bakker in an interview in Charisma magazine. “I saw pictures of Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Barron and even some Trumps that are not even born.”

“I believe God was showing me the holy Trump line will go on because they are doing His work,” said Bakker.

This might sound like the rantings of an insane religious zealot, but just after he was acquitted of impeachment Trump posted a video of him serving well into the 22nd century.

Bakker recently promoted a concoction that could cure the coronavirus in 12 hours.

“Well let’s say it hasn’t been tested on this strain of the coronavirus but it’s been tested on other strains of the coronavirus and has been able to eliminate it within 12 hours — totally eliminates it, it kills it,” said naturopath Sherrill Sellman, who was a guest on Bakker’s TV show. “Deactivates it. And then it boosts your immune system so you can support the recovery, because when you kill the virus, then the immune system comes into action to clear it out. So you want a vibrant immune system as well as an ability to deactivate the viruses.”

However, Trump’s idiot son, Don Jr., is currently being groomed to replace him, even though he has zero political experience. Trump Jr. recently appeared on the propaganda show “FOX and Friends” and received a fawning welcome.

“We just got a chance to witness, possibly, the 46th president of the United States,” said co-host/dimwit Brian Kilmeade.

Don Jr. and his sister “Princess” Ivanka are currently ranked no. 2 and 4 in the GOP presidential race for 2024.