Friday

Oooof. Well, Cody Reed was ok. His control is still bothersome. He gave up only an earned run over 7 innings, but he walked 4. He also allowed 5 hits and struck out 5. Austin “Fisher” Brice and Jimmy “Orange” Herget both pitched scoreless innings. Brice struck out 1. Tyler “Good Day” Goeddel was 1 for 3 with a walk.

Keury “Hella” Mella was mediocre. He did strike out 7 batters over 5.1 innings, but he allowed 3 earned runs (5 total) on 8 hits and a walk. Robert “Good” Stock struck out 1 over 1.2 innings and Zack Weiss struck out 2 in a scoreless inning. Aristides “Horse Shit” Aquino was 3 for 4 with a double, dinger, 2 runs scored, and 2 RBI. Chad “Stupid” Tromp was 2 for 4 with a double and a RBI.

Wyatt “Earp” Strahan was dang good. He only gave up an earned run over 7 innings. He allowed 3 hits, 1 walk, and 6 strikeouts. Sandy “Beaches” Lugo struck out 2 in a scoreless inning. Luis “MVP” Gonzalez was 2 for 5 with a triple, and Reydel “Rotel” Medina was 2 for 5 with a RBI. TJ Friedl hit a solo homer. Garrett “Tupperware” Boulware was 3 for 3 with 2 RBI and a walk.

Scott Moss pitched 5.1 innings and gave up 4 earned runs. He did strikeout 7 and walked 2 with 6 hits given up. The problem was the 2 dingers he gave up. Aaron Fossas “Your Teef” struck out 5 over 3.2 innings. Carlos Rivero “Bendo” was 2 for 4, Taylor “Future All Star” Trammell was 3 for 4 with a double, and Hector Vargas was 2 for 4. I believe it was this game so I’ll talk about it. Jose Siri was 0 for 3 with a walk. This snapped his hitting streak. The big story was the Loons who chose to not only throw behind Siri on the first pitch, but never even came close to the strike zone in his at bat. It was incredibly cowardly and the Dragons were not happy. The benches did clear, but I don’t think any punches were thrown. I’ll repeat. It was incredibly cowardly, and the Great Lake Loons should be ashamed. There is a video of the incident.

Jhon “H Jon” De Jesus gave up 3 earned runs over 4 innings. He allowed 3 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 2. Zac “Coral” Correll pitched 3 scoreless innings with a strikeout. Miles “James” Gordon was 2 for 5 with a RBI, Stuart “Little” Fairchild was 2 for 3 with a RBI and a walk, and Jake “Trunchbull” Turnbull was 2 for 4 with a RBI.

Edward “Boozy” Escoboza struck out 8 over 4 innings and gave up only 1 run. Valentin Martinez was 3 for 4 with 2 doubles and 2 RBI. Juan Martinez was 2 for 5 with 2 doubles and 3 RBI.

Ricky Karcher gave up 1 earned run over 3 innings (3 H, 2 BB, 3 K), and Alexis Diaz pitched 4 scoreless innings with 4 strikeouts, no walks, and 2 hits. Raul “Don’t Go To” Juarez was 2 for 3 with double and 2 RBI.

Saturday

Ew, Jackson “Mississippi” Stephens was not good. He gave up 3 earned runs over 4 innings. He walked 5, gave up 6 hits, and didn’t strikeout a batter. Alejandro Chacin “Amy” struck out 3 over 2 scoreless, Ismael “Beef” Guillon struck out 1 over 2 scoreless, and Ariel Hernandez struck out 1 in a scoreless inning. Zach “Soft J” Vincej was 2 for 4 with a double and a RBI.

Jesus “Lives” Reyes has been better. He gave up 3 earned runs over 5 innings (4 H, 2 BB, 5 K). Tanner “Have You Ever Seen The” Rainey struck out the side in the 6th. Blake “Brohan” Trahan doubled and walked, and Gabby Guerrero was 2 for 4.

Seth “Vinny Vanny” Varner didn’t give up an earned run over 5 innings. He allowed 4 hits, 2 walks, and struck out 4. Reydel Medina was 2 for 4 with a 2 run homer.

Tony “Sizzlin” Santillan was lights out. He struck out 10 over 6.1 innings and only gave up 1 earned run. He scattered 4 hits and walked 2. Bruce “Soft Jazz” Yari was 2 for 3 with a solo homer and a walk. Siri was given a well deserved night off.

Ogden scored their four runs in the final inning. Mac “Scoliosis” Sceroler struck out 8 over 5 shutout innings. He allowed 3 hits and walked 1. Miguel Aguilar struck out 2 over 3.2 scoreless. Satchel “Man Purse” McElroy had the only hit and it was a triple.

Evan Mitchell pitched a scoreless inning with a strikeout, and Junior Harding pitched 1.2 scoreless with 3 strikeouts. Justin “Wish He Was Cody” Bellinger was 2 for 4 with a double and a RBI.

Sunday

Louisville was rained out. Tyler Mahle pitches at 7:05 PM ET.

Deck “Feck” McGuire’s peripherals were pretty dang good. He struck out 8 with only 1 walk over 5 innings. However, he allowed 3 earned runs (5 total) on 8 hits. Carlos Gonzalez pitched a scoreless inning. Gabriel “Angel Vlad” Guerrero was 4 for 5 with a double, Nick “Senzational” Senzel 2 for 4 with a walk, and Josh “Put A Quarter In The” VanMeter was 3 for 4 with a double, 2 RBI, and a walk.

Jose Lopez pitches at 6:00 PM CT.

Ty “Lancing” Boyles gave up 3 earned runs (4 total) over 5 innings (8 H, 0 BB, 3 K). Joel “Shiny Ass” Bender struck out 2, Sandy “Cheeks” Lugo struck out 3, and Aaron “Ink” Quillen struck out none while all pitching a scoreless innings. Alfredo “Pasta Rod” Rodriguez went 2 for 4, and Luis “Yankee Killer” Gonzalez hit 2 doubles and had a RBI.

TBD is on the mound at 7:05 PM ET.

Andrew “Big Block of Cheese” Jordan gave up 3 earned runs over 6 innings with 6 strikeouts. There were 6 hits and a walk. Dauri “Haka” Moreta struck out 3 in 2 scoreless innings. Bruce Yari hit another solo dinger with on a 2 for 4 day. Taylor “Swift” Sparks was also 2 for 4. Randy “Porn Name” Ventura hit a double and a walk.

Matt Blandino pitches at 7:00 PM ET.

Tyler “Walter” Mondile struck out 5 over 5 innings with just 1 earned run. This was on 3 hits and 2 walks. Cory Thompson continues to pitch well since being converted from shortstop. He pitched 2 scoreless with a strikeout. Miles “City” Gordon was 2 for 3 with a RBI and 2 walks.

Packy Naughton pitches at 7:05 PM MT.

The Baby Reds were off, but will play again Monday at 7:00 PM Arizona Time.