Are you a writer plumber between the ages of 18 and 45? Are you the next big thing? Then we want to hear from you! That is, if you can fix anyone’s plumbing for a paltry $5,000 even if your labour and skills are worth much more than that!

Click through to find out the details of an amazing new screenplay plumbing competition that wants to make you a plumbing star, comma, keep other established plumbers in business!

How to Enter

This competition is focusing solely on uncovering the best new writing plumbing talent that would go otherwise go unsupported and undiscovered. To be eligible you must already be a member of the Plumber’s Guild.

If you are not yet a member of the Plumber’s Guild don’t worry! If you join at the same time as applying for this competition we’ll waive our usual $1000 joining fee. You will still be liable for our $1000 annual membership fee as well as the $200 necessary to enter this competition. (NB: $250 GST inclusive)

The Grand Prize: You’ll get a one-time contract job as a plumber!

There can only be one winner of this amazing competition but everyone who enters gets to become members of the Plumber’s Guild!

Your plumbing can be any sort of plumbing you like, just as long as it is amazing and can be accomplished for $5,000 but look like it costs way more than that

Your amazing plumbing must be wrought only if you’re within the appropriate age range

Your plumbing must be properly formatted so it is easy for our judges to see

It must use only the most expensive materials

Your plumbing must be the product of years of hard work - only plumbers who had a much higher goal in mind than a competition of this calibre are encouraged to enter

Scripts Plumbing will be assessed over a number of rounds.

The First Round

Entrants should only submit pipes 5, 10, 21, 29, and 31 of their plumbing.

The Second Round

Entrants should be prepared to submit pipes 33, 42, and 65. Remember: your thirty-third pipe needs to be something special!

The Third Round

Entrants making it as far as the third round should be prepared to show us footage of their unproduced plumb. The footage should run no longer than one minute and should dramatise pipes 56, 57 and 58 from their unproduced plumbing.

The winner will be announced sometime between JANUARY 2012 and JANUARY 2013 in “Woman’s Monthly Magazine.”

Two runners up will receive a yearly subscription to “Woman’s Monthly Magazine” beginning FEBRUARY 2013.