Dana DeArmond is the thinking man's pornstar. An early social media star, DeArmond had nearly a million Myspace friends earning her the name "The Internet's Girlfriend" before she even began her career. Since then, DeArmond has dabbled in comedy and currently hosts the Dirty/Nerdy show on Vivid Radio for Sirius XM. She's also a huge menswear fan, finding comfort and freedom in its limited elements, simple silhouettes, and classic tailoring. With all of this in mind, Dana sat down with Esquire to give our readers some directives on clothes and grooming, as well as to weigh in on men dressing to get laid.

Men's fashion is so much better than women's fashion, because women's fashion is basically designed towards consumerism and trends. And men's fashion is all classic and tailored and interchangeable with different pieces, and I just appreciate that more.

I don't like a man in sandals. If I see a man in flip-flops, I'm like, "You better be headed towards the shower."

With cargo shorts, there's no way you're carrying anything in all those pockets. Cargo shorts bother me.

I like a cardigan on a man. I like dad style.

If you're going to own one pair of jeans, make 'em really good

I do know this—I hate Pharrell's hat. Even though it's a Vivienne Westwood hat and it's a couture piece. He's obsessed with wearing it. He wears it all the time and I'm like "Ugh."

When in doubt, let a barber do your beard.

If I see a man wearing white socks with dress shoes, that's a no. That's a hard no for me.

On dressing to get laid: There's a lot of idiots out there who don't know how to dress themselves who can fk like crazy.

If I'm going to see you without all of your clothes on, I want your feet to look nice. So I like when guys get pedicures and their toes are done.

Andrew D. Luecke Style Editor, Esquire Digital Before coming to esquire.com, Andrew D.

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