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Look, for $250 bucks a month I’d room with just about anyone. Nancy Grace? Done. Martin Shkreli? Sign me the fuck up. That evil cartoon guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit who dipped that poor shoe into acid? Let’s get bunk beds. That being said – this guy in the Craigslist ad is pushing it.

Brushing all insane remarks aside, his deals and expectations aren’t really too bad. They’re actually really kind of fair. My one little bug-a-boo is the whole “my house is my church and I am God’s only real priest and minister” part. I’ve seen Misery, dude. I know how this ends. Check out the slightly less than sane listing below.