It happened. We found them. The two most glorious humans Wimbledon has ever seen. Ladies and gentleman, it’s not even the end of the first day, and we already have our winners — not of the tournament, but of tennis fandom.

Because I dare you to take one look at these two Italian guys dressed up as John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg from the ’70s and try to tell me otherwise. Here they are.

Okay, now take a look at the real Borg and McEnroe.

Okay, now look at them side-by-side.

IT’S. SO. GOOD.

But it gets even better, because when these guys spoke, their Italian accents and broken English just made the whole thing that much funnier. It was like something out of Borat, except there was no way they were fooling anyone.

They went back and forth for a while with Rachel Stringer, a newscaster on the Wimbledon live-stream. She played into their bit (bless her heart), asking Fake McEnroe (real name unknown) why he wasn’t on the court where Milos Raonic, whom the Real McEnroe is coaching these days, had just won his match. Also, for reference, here is what Real McEnroe looks like now.

He’s been wearing that Mets hat a lot lately. Anyway, Fake McEnroe responds to Stringer’s question with this: “Now I’m coming back beside the court because I want he can try to win Wimbledon this year because I enter the team for this reason. So I’m not here for losing.”

Which I’m pretty sure meant, “I joined Raonic’s team to help him win.” Stringer then turns to Fake Borg (real name also unknown) and goes, “who have we got over here?”

“I am Bjorn Borg,” Fake Borg says. “I speak only in Sweden.”

Unclear whether he meant that he only speaks when he’s in Sweden, or that he only speaks Swedish, but in this case, neither of those things were true, so it really doesn’t matter. Fake McEnroe then told Stringer that he and Fake Borg used to dress up as the two tennis greats when they went to tournaments in Italy, and wanted to make it to Wimbledon at least once before hanging up their costume shoes.

At the end of this delightful interview, Stringer asks Fake McEnroe if he’d met Real McEnroe.

“No, I think he will punch me,” says Fake McEnroe. “We’ll see. I think I’ve got to move from London very quick.”

The levels of dedication involved in these costumes are just staggering. Not only is everything totally accurate — I mean, just look at the side-by-side — but their rackets are even old school.

I have never made as spot-on a costume in my entire life, and I was a baseball player for Halloween in third grade, which is about as easy as costumes get. I just hope these guys are having the time of their lives. And that they meet the real McEnroe and Borg someday. I highly doubt it would end in a fistfight.