It was a mysterious package labeled with the words "DANGER" and "BEWARE". I got a horrifying feeling as I realized what was inside the bag: SPIDERS. Reaching past the fearful plastic arachnids, I took out a note. It was a really neat and formal acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It really made my day, and I want to tell the Redditor who sent it to me that I appreciate it! :D

[UPDATE]

I received my supplies, and I'm definitely ready for this upcoming Chicago winter. Abuelita hot chocolate, a Cuddlee, and The Green Mile? Simply amazing. Just played some Skyrim while drinking hot chocolate, wrapped up in warmth, and it was perfect.