The weeks after Sadness Season was filled with Chinese WrestleMania matches, bloodbaths, and more. Now, we’re back to some sort of semblance of normalcy. Almost. Maybe.

Bike is still in China, it seems. Xylop (The Great Lopking (also the world champion)) is wondering Chinese zoos while searching for Uncle Sledding. The Shadow Realm has greater control than every, and Gyro Supreme is devastated by news many people find somewhat heartwarming.

Yes, Cheesesteak and Sanders are going to get married. Save the date?

Here’s the card:

SCFL Pro Open Scramble Championship: THE FIST(C) vs. Aladdin Bell vs. Officer Richards vs. Marciano vs. Samantha Sugar vs. Baby Hayes vs. Vector Wang vs. Fun Adams



ICE (Ichabod Adams/Federal Bell) vs. SCLL (El Hijo de Armadillo Gigante/Veneno)



SCFL Pro Dot TV Championship: Philly Supreme(C) vs. Nightsbane Kvlt



DEATHMATCH: Technology Cooper vs. ???



SCFL Pro Hardcore Championship: October Schmidt(C) vs. Front Reed

SCFL Pro Unified Tag Team Championship: The Lost Boyz(C) vs. The High Seas

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