Hummala Bebhuhla Zeebuhla Bop!

For a 64-year-old rock start…Diamond Dave looks pretty dam good. Considering his track record of booze and babes….I’ve always wondered how he maintains that manly “glow”. Well, I wonder no more!

David Lee Roth has launched a new skin care line called “Ink The Original”. The line was specifically made to preserve, protect and highlight tattoos and keep them from fading.

David said: “It’s simple: The product that we’re dealing with now goes hand in hand with what I think is the true Esperanto: It’s a language — ink — that everybody shares, especially if you don’t speak the same language. With ink, we read each other’s signs and icons. In that way, it’s much like music.”

He likes his ink. I’ve got a few tattoos as well but I’m not sure what the heck, Esperanto means. So, I googled it. This is what it means:

Esperanto is an international auxiliary language devised in 1887 by Dr. Ludwig Lazarus Zamenhof (1859-1917), an eye doctor, under the pseudonym of “Doktoro Esperanto“

So, there you have it. Leave it to Diamond Dave to take a simple Tattoo cream line and make it “80s Rockstar”! Dave….you’re awesome! – Parker