It was December. Christmas was approaching at Hogwarts!

Since Hogwarts was the biggest and the best witchcraft and wizardry school, Pigbumps and Swineblemishes Academy were invited to Hogwarts to have a big party.

" !" everyone yelled, excited. Even Harry Potter got a little jittery, and he almost never loses his cool.

Everybody knew that Harry Potter was the coolest kid in school. He's rich, so he wears a different dragon-leather robe to every class. He's the boy he lived, and he aces the Defense Against the Dark Arts class. All the girls like him and all the guys hang out with him, like Ron Weasely and Hermione Granger.

Harry Potter also knew how to break dance. He was gonna show off some moves on top of a table during the party. It was gonna be great!

The day of the giant party at Hogwarts finally arrived. Hogwartarians excitedly glanced down from their windows to see the robed Pigbumpians. "HAHA! They're pigs!" they chanted. "Harry's the best!"

Then they saw the Swineblemishes students. "HAHA! They're swines!" they shouted. "Harry's the best!"

Meanwhile, oblivious to the Hogwarts students, the Pigbumpians and Swineblemishitarians were yelling: "HAHA! They're hogs! We're the best!"

But as soon as they saw Harry Potter, they changed their minds.

It was time for the Christmas feast! The students enjoyed goblets of drinks that refilled themselves, platters of every kind of food you could think of, and gingerbread men you had to catch in order to eat.

After the feast, they played games. Ron gambled while playing wizard chess and won quite a boodle. Hermione won the Wizard Jeopardy jackpot of 5 galleons five times before they decided to stop playing. Harry got a lot of money because he was just plain awesome. People threw money at him, as well as flowers.

Finally, it was time, for the final break dance competition. As Harry approached the stage, a giant cheer erupted. His opponents crumpled under his pure awesomeness. "ARGH!" Harry yelled. When he yelled, everybody listened. "Why isn't there anybody good at break dancing in here? I can't even show off my best moves before my opponents are defeated!"

Suddenly, Voldem- I mean You-Know-Who- crashed in through the window on a soaring broomstick.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Voldemort!" he screamed. He paused for a second, realized his mistake, and said: "I mean You-Know-Who. I didn't mean to say Voldemor—oh. Sorry. Can I try again please?"

Everybody stared at Voldemort as he flew out the window and did his best to come back in dramatically and say: "MUAHAHAHAHA! I am You-Know-Who!" He stopped and waited expectantly.

A few people raised their eyebrows.

"Aren't—Aren't I scary?" Voldemort asked. "Dang it! All that dramatic come in for nothing!" He paused for a second and added: "C'mon, can you tell me what I did that wasn't scary?"

There was a brief silence in the crowd when suddenly everybody unanimously screamed: "YOU HAVE NO NOSE!"

Voldemort, embarrassed, hurriedly whipped his hood over his face. "Okay," he said to Harry. "Getting to the point. I'm very good at break dancing. Let's have a showoff."

Harry stared at Voldemort and said: "Okay. Let's get this thing going."

Voldemort got off his broom and went first. A beat sounded in the background as Voldemort did his routine. The audience was surprised to see that he was actually really good at break dancing. As Voldemort finished, he smirked at Harry. "Try to beat that!"

But Harry was waaaaaaaaaaay better at break dancing then Voldemort. The world seemed to be centered on him as Harry did a handstand and moved his legs in a rhythmic matter. As Harry ended his routine, Voldemort knew he had lost. He quickly got back onto his broom and flew away sobbing.

The crowd cheered: "HARRY! HARRY! HARHARHARHARRY!"

Everyone was disappointed when the party ended.