Eddie Mallard says: Your wife has been dead for over ten years, and she's following you around New York?

Johnny Vohden says: Let's go clean 'em up.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Then I woke up.

Loretta Lynn says: (trying out a new song) It goes like this 'It'll over my dead body, so get out while you can't, then it drops down to 'cause you ain't woman to take my man!' Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: Where'd you come up with the idea for that song, Loretta.

Radio Station Manager says: And come off that dumb hillbilly act! Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: If you knew Loretta, you'd know that ain't no act. Loretta Lynn says: Thank you, honey.

Roy Foltrigg says: Lyin' lips are an abomination to the Lord, so sayeth the Psalms! Harry Roosevelt says: That's Proverbs 12:22.

Mark Sway says: Thanks, Rev. Roy, you've been a real pain in the ass. Roy Foltrigg says: Thank you, son. I can assure you, you have been an even larger pain in the ass.

Mary Todd Lincoln says: (To Thaddeus Stevens) You have always taken such a lively, even prosecutorial, interest in my household accounts Mary Todd Lincoln says: You have always taken such a lively, even prosecutorial, interest in my household accounts. Thaddeus Stevens says: Well, that's because you're household accounts have always been so interesting.

Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: (after Loretta's first appearance on the Opry) What we gotta do next is; figure out what to do next. Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: What we gotta do next is figure out what to do next.

Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: Mr. Webb, me and Loretta are fixin' to get married tomorrow, it's alright with you. Ted Webb says: Go ask Clary. Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: (walks through the house to the kitchen) Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: Miss Webb, me and Loretta are thinkin' about gettin' married tomorrow. Clara Webb says: Go ask Ted. Loretta Lynn says: Doolittle, what are you doin'? Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: (walks back onto the porch, then back into the house) Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: Ted says go asks Clary; Clary says go ask Ted; I don't know. Loretta Lynn says: Wait 'till they go to bed; then you can catch them together. 'Less they'll keep you runnin' back and forth all night long.

Agent K says: Boris the Animal! Boris the Animal says: It's just Boris!

Wendell says: You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that're huntin' him? Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Well, that's all right. I laugh myself sometimes. Ain't a whole lot else you can do.

Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injury, is 4 miles an hour which gives us a radius of 6 miles! What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 15 miles! Our fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.

Thaddeus Stevens says: Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.

Thaddeus Stevens says: Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.

Thaddeus Stevens says: The greatest measure of the 19th century was passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.

Thaddeus Stevens says: [knock on his door] It opens!

Griffin says: This is my new favorite moment in human history! Unless this is the one where K forgot to leave a tip... (He looks over to K's tip-less plate, then looks up. We see a meteorite heading for Earth.) Griffin says: This is my new favorite moment in human history! Unless this is the one where K forgot to leave a tip... [he looks over to K's tip-less plate, then looks up. We see a meteorite heading for Earth] Agent K says: (Re-enters, and leaves a tip. He looks to Griffin...) Almost forgot. Agent K says: [re-enters, and leaves a tip. He looks to Griffin] Almost forgot. Griffin says: (The meteorite is intercepted by a satellite. Griffin looks to the camera.) That was a close one! Griffin says: [the meteorite is intercepted by a satellite. Griffin looks to the camera] That was a close one!

Thaddeus Stevens says: You claim you can trust them. But you know what the people are. You know the inner compass that should direct the soul toward justice has ossified in white men and women, north and south, unto utter uselessness though tolerating the evil of slavery. White people cannot bear the thought of sharing this country's infinite abundance with Negroes. Abraham Lincoln says: A compass, I learnt when I was surveying, it'll... it'll point you True North from where you're standing, but it's got no advice about the swamps and dessert and chasm that you'll encounter along the way. If in pursuit of your destination, you plunge ahead, heedless of obstacles, and achieve nothing more than to sink in a swamp... What's the use of knowing True North?

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: A crime this big it's almost impossible to take it's measure.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Well, they'd torture em' first. I don't know why...maybe their television set was broke. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Well, they'd torture em' first. I don't know why... maybe their television set was broke.

Wendell says: Well, it's a mess..ain't it sherrif? Wendell says: Well, it's a mess... ain't it sherrif? Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Thaddeus Stevens says: How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands stinking the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio? Proof that some men are inferior. Endowed by their maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold pallid slime in their veins instead of hot red blood. You are more reptile than man George, so low and flat that the foot of man is incapable of crushing you.

Thaddeus Stevens says: Would Mr. Wood conclude his interminable gabble? Some of us breathe oxygen and we find the mephitic fumes of his oratory a lethal challenge to our pulmonary capabilities.

K says: The roaches check in. J says: They don't check out.

Thaddeus Stevens says: Abraham Lincoln has asked us to work with him to accomplish the death of slavery Thaddeus Stevens says: Abraham Lincoln has asked us to work with him to accomplish the death of slavery.

Huey Calloway says: Damn Eve.You'll be mad again if I stay.I ain't changed none. Huey Calloway says: Damn Eve. You'll be mad again if I stay. I ain't changed none.

Captain America/Steve Rogers says: Keep it steady! Peggy Carter says: Wait! (kisses Steve) Go get him. Peggy Carter says: Wait! [kisses Steve] Go get him. Captain America/Steve Rogers says: (Looks surprised at Phillips) Captain America/Steve Rogers says: [looks surprised at Phillips] Colonel Chester Phillips says: I'm not kissing you!

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: That look like a '77 Ford to you Wendell? Wendell says: It could be. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: I'd say it is not a doubt in my mind.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Didn't think a car would burn like that.

Wendell says: Well it's a mess ain't it sheriff? Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: If it ain't it'll do till the mess gets here.

J says: Hey, where you going?? J says: Hey, where you going? K says: (Calmly) I'm going to get my gun back. K says: [calmly] I'm going to get my gun back.

Mike Roark says: I can't leave you here after an earthquake. Kelly Roark says: Dad, I'm 13 years old, I know what to do. Mike Roark says: Ok, What do you do? Kelly Roark says: Get into a doorframe, stick your head between your knees & kiss your ass goodbye.

Agent K says: You know how I live such a happy life? Agent J says: How you live such a happy life? Agent K says: I don't ask questions. I don't want to know the answer to. Agent J says: That's deep.

Agent K says: Let me enjoy this.

Maj. Chip Hazard says: It's a small world after all.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: These people will kill him, Carla Jean. They won't quit. Carla Jean Moss says: He won't neither. He never has. He can take all comers. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: You know Charlie Walser? Has the place east of Sanderson? Well you know how they used to slaughter beeves, hit 'em with a maul right here to stun 'em...and then up and slit their throats? Well here Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around, six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll pardon me...Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but what with the swingin' and twistin' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie, he still can't reach up with his right hand for his hat...Point bein', even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain.

Tommy says: I'll see you in the sun, Eliza.

Kay says: OK here we go automatic pilot...It is not automatic pilot Kay says: OK here we go automatic pilot...It is not automatic pilot. Jay says: He doesn't operate at hyper speed ! Jay says: He doesn't operate at hyper speed! Kay says: I could really use a steering wheel here Kay says: I could really use a steering wheel here. Jay says: We don't have no damm steering wheel this what we've got Jay says: We don't have no damm steering wheel this what we've got.

Dr. Arnim Zola says: I don't eat meat. Colonel Chester Phillips says: Why not? Dr. Arnim Zola says: It disagrees with me. Colonel Chester Phillips says: How about cyanide does that give you the rumbly tummy too?

Dr. Arnim Zola says: What is it? Colonel Chester Phillips says: Steak Colonel Chester Phillips says: Steak. Dr. Arnim Zola says: What is in it? Colonel Chester Phillips says: Cow Colonel Chester Phillips says: Cow.

Agent K says: Do you know what's the most destructive force in the universe? Agent J says: Sugar? Agent K says: Regret.

Agent K says: There are things out there you don't need to know about. Agent J says: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!

Jay says: You don't remember me but we use to work together. Kay says: I never worked at a funeral home. There's something I could do for you, slick?

Agent K says: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to Agent K says: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: Your Enemy is not what you expect Colonel Chester Phillips says: Your Enemy is not what you expect. Colonel Chester Phillips says: Your enemy is not what you expect.

J says: You Do Know Elvis Is Dead? Right? J says: You do know elvis is dead? Right? K says: No, Elvis Is Not Dead. He Just Went Home. K says: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

D says: Do you know how many treaties you just violated? Mikey says: One? K says: One! D says: Try seven. Mikey says: Seven!

Dr. Richard Kimble says: I didn't kill my wife. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: I don't care.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: I asked for an army. All I got is you.

Kay says: Does that come standard? Jay says: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.

Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: Why did Richard Kimble kill his wife? Detective Kelly says: He did it for the money. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: What do you mean, he did it for the money? He's a doctor. He's already rich. Detective Kelly says: But she was more rich.

Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: Why did Richard Kimble kill his wif Detective Kelly says: He did it for the money. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: What do you mean, he did it for the money? He's a doctor. He's already rich. Detective Kelly says: But she was more rich.

Biggs says: [after Kimble jumps off of the dam] Sam, are you out of your mind? He's dead. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: That ought to make him easier to catch.

Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: [on the phone] Well, Sir, Mr. Copeland was a bad man. He was gonna shoot one of my kids. [pauses] Well, sir, you can blame me, I'm the one that shot him.

Commander Krill says: You're the roadrunner? William Strannix says: Yeah, never been caught. Mee-meep.

Commander Krill says: [Krill is dressed as a drag queen] ... Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation? William Strannix says: Not at all.

K says: Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: I'M not gonna kiss ya! Colonel Chester Phillips says: I'm not kissing you.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Do you know old Charlie Walser whose got that place out east of Sanderson? Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Well you know how he used to slaughter beeves; him 'em with right here with a maul and then truss 'em up and slit their throats? Well here old Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around. Six hundred pounds of very pissed off livestock...if you'll excuse the.... well. Charlie grabs his gun there shoots the damn thing in the head but with all the swinging and the thrashing it's a glance shot, ricochets around, comes back and hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie he still can't pick up his right hand for his hat. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Well you know how he used to slaughter beeves; him 'em with right here with a maul and then truss 'em up and slit their throats? Well here old Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around. Six hundred pounds of very pissed off livestock... if you'll excuse the... well. Charlie grabs his gun there shoots the damn thing in the head but with all the swinging and the thrashing it's a glance shot, ricochets around, comes back and hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie he still can't pick up his right hand for his hat. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: The point bein' even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain.

Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: Okay get a cane pole, go catch the fish that ate him.

Dr. Richard Kimble says: i didnt kill my wife Dr. Richard Kimble says: I didn't kill my wife! Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: i dont care Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: I don't care!

Colonel Chester Phillips says: We are here to create a new breed of supersoldiers Colonel Chester Phillips says: We are here to create a new breed of super soldiers.

K says: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacities to an unlicensed, unauthorized cephalopoid? Jeebs, you piece of s***!! K says: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacities to an unlicensed, unauthorized cephalopoid? Jeebs, you piece of s***! Jeebs says: He looked alright to me.

Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: ...then I woke up. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: And then I woke up.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: If you have something to say, now would be the perfect time to keep it to yourself. Colonel Chester Phillips says: If you have anything to say, now would be a perfect time to keep it to yourself.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: if you have something on your mind now is a great time to keep it to your self. Colonel Chester Phillips says: If you have something on your mind now is a great time to keep it to your self. Colonel Chester Phillips says: If you have something on your mind now is a great time to keep it to yourself.

Travis Lehman says: We spotted the Parsons woman in the Quarter last night. She got away. I just came by to find out if you'd heard from her. Nick Parsons says: Not a peep Nick Parsons says: Not a peep. Travis Lehman says: Do you have any idea why she's fixated her lunacy on you? Nick Parsons says: Well, the world's full of crazy people, am I right? Travis Lehman says: Oh, yes, you are right. Truer words were never spoken. Those are nice pictures there. Did your kids do them? Travis Lehman says: Oh, yes, you are right. Truer words were never spoken. Those are nice pictures there. Did your kids do them? Nick Parsons says: Uh, no. Those pictures are by a very great artist named Kandinsky. Nick Parsons says: Uh, no. Those pictures are by a very great artist named Kandinsky. Travis Lehman says: Oh Travis Lehman says: Oh. Nick Parsons says: Why do I think you already knew that?

Roy Foltrigg says: What's the Cloak and Dagger all about, Reggie. You know you can trust us. Reggie Love says: You three come here alone?. Reggie Love says: You three come here alone? Roy Foltrigg says: Nah uh!. Roy Foltrigg says: Nah uh! Reggie Love says: That's the truth. Roy Foltrigg says: Of course it is. Reggie Love says: Well, then, why don't you just have one of them. Reggie Love says: Just trot out just one of those cars that aren't in the parkin' lot and get a pen and a paper from one of those agents that aren't out there.

Loretta Lynn says: Doolittle, are you leavin'. Loretta Lynn says: Doolittle; are you leavin'? Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: Naw, Loretta, *I* ain't leavin'. Doolittle "Mooney" Lynn says: [come back in the house] Naw, Loretta; *I* ain't leavin'.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: General Patton has said that wars are fought with weapons but are won by men. Our goal is to create the greatest army in history. But every army begins with one man. He will be the first in a new breed of super-soldier. We are going to win this war because we have the best men. And they, personally, will escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: Grenade! Captain America/Steve Rogers says: (jumps on grenade scrambling) ............is this a test? Captain America/Steve Rogers says: [jumps on grenade scrambling]

Dr. Arnim Zola says: What this is? Dr. Arnim Zola says: What is this? Colonel Chester Phillips says: Steak Colonel Chester Phillips says: Steak. Dr. Arnim Zola says: What is in it? Colonel Chester Phillips says: Cow.

Loretta Bell says: How'd you sleep? Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: I don't know. Had dreams. Loretta Bell says: Well you got time for 'em now. Anythin' interesting? Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: They always is to the party concerned. Loretta Bell says: Ed Tom, I'll be polite. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Alright then. Two of 'em. Both had my father in 'em . It's peculiar. I'm older now then he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but it was about meeting him in town somewhere, he's gonna give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past... and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down and when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up... Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: Alright then. Two of 'em. Both had my father in 'em. It's peculiar. I'm older now then he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but it was about meeting him in town somewhere, he's gonna give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past... and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down and when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up...

Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: Newman, what are you doing? Newman says: I'm thinking. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, while you're thinking.

J says: You know, Elvis is dead! J says: You do know Elvis is dead, right? K says: Elvis isn't dead, he just went home. K says: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: Look at that? He's making me cry.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: Stick a needle in that kid's arm and it's gonna go right through him Colonel Chester Phillips says: Stick a needle in that kids arm and it's gonna go right through him. [watching Steve struggling whilst training with the other new recruits]

Colonel Chester Phillips says: I'm not kissing you.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: He's still skinny.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: Grenade!!! Colonel Chester Phillips says: Grenade!

Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: So, he showed up not dead yet. Let that be a lesson to you boys and girls: don't ever argue with the big dog, big dog is always right.

Dr. Richard Kimble says: I didn't kill my wife! Dr. Richard Kimble says: [Holding Gerard at gunpoint] I didn't kill my wife! Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: I don't care! Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard says: I don't care!

Clay Shaw says: I believe I shall go home and make some etouffee.

Jim Garrison says: Were you a contract agent for the CIA? Clay Shaw says: And if I were do you think I would be sitting here today talking to someone like you?

Wendell says: It's a mess, ain't it Sheriff? Wendell says: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff? Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: If it ain't it'll do til a mess gets here. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell says: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: He's still skinny.

Colonel Chester Phillips says: Your enemy is not what you expect.

Gene McClary says: We could make something here. Start out with a crazy plan. Bobby Walker: Start slow and see if it will grow. Gene McClary says: We could make something here. Start out with a crazy plan. Bobby Walker says: Start slow and see if it will grow.