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Warning!

this

is a

dumb

joke!

carry

on

reading!

or

NOTHING

will

happen!

Even

if

you

can

easily

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this or

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ONCE

THERE

WAS

A

LITTLE

GIRL

CALLED

CLARISSA,

SHE

WAS

10

YEARS

OLD

AND

SHE

LIVED

IN

A

MENTAL

HOSPITAL,

BEACUSE

SHE

ATE

HER

MUM

AND

DAD'S

COOKIES.

















SHE

GOT

SO

BAD

SHE

STARTED

TO

EAT

ALL

THE

STAFF'S

COOKIES

IN

THE

HOSPITAL

SO

THE

GOVERMENT

DECIDED

THAT

THE

BEST

IDEA

WAS

TO

GET

RID

OF

HER

SO

THEY

SET

UP

A

STUPID

ROOM

TO

DO NOTHING

TO

HER,

AS

HUMANE

AS

POSSIBLE

BUT

IT

WENT

RONG

THE

FUCKING MACHINE

THEY

WERE

USEING

WENT

WRONG.

















AND

SHE

SAT

THERE

DERPING

FOR

HOURS

UNTILL

SHE

FINALLY

DERPED.

















NOW

EVERY

WEEK

ON

THE

DAY

OF

HER

DERP

SHE

RETURNS

TO THE

PERSON

THAT

READS

THIS

STUPID CHAINMAIL,

ON

A

DERPY

NIGHT

AT

1265564:57486743

SHE

KREEPS

INTO

YOUR

ROOM

AND

EATS YOUR

COOKIES,

BUT

SLOWLY

AND

PAINFULLY

SLOWLY

EATING

UR

COOKIEES

THEN

WATCHES

YOU

DERP

TO

DEATH

IF

YOU

DONT

SEND

THIS

TO

20

PEOPLE

NOTHING

WILL HAPPEN!

SEND

IT

SO

SHE

HAS

ANOTHER

LOAD

OF

DERPS

TO

GET

AND

DERP

BAUT

YOU

DUNT

BELEEVE MEH

EEEEY?



EXAMPLE

1:

TARDUS

DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BY A CHICKEN AND WELL JENNY IS STILL ALIVE NOW. SO DERP THAT'S ALL



















EXAMPLE

2:

MR. HDNGFDKJFHNMSM PIE

ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE SLIPPED ON A FUCKIN' CAT AND BROKE HIS LEG. STILL READING THIS SHIZ?



EXAMPLE

3:

FUCKONNA

SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC AND EXPLODED. SO SKIP THIS HORRIBLE CHAINMAIL AND GO LIVE YOU'RE AMAZING LIFE.