

Gotta love this new POTUS, and I do. Really, really love him. I’m waiting for the inevitable burst hope bubble, but he just keeps making it bigger and shinier.

It takes some serious sack to say to [order] executive officials on Monday to consult with Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. before relying on any of [Bush’s signing statements] to bypass a statute.

“Yeah, that guy who was here before? At best I think he was inept, and at worst a total fucking sociopath. Either way, his orders mean dick. Disregard all his bullshit. We’re going to try doing things constitutionally for a change.”

Sometimes I wonder what it must be like for Bush now. I have the feeling he spends most of his time avoiding any and all contact with the outside world, lest he be reminded that everyone’s hep to his bullshit and calling for his neck. More than anything, I’ll bet he’s wishing he hadn’t gotten Texans all hot and wet about the idea of killing retarded criminals.