



C9 vs RNG

我准备吃狗肉了？你们呢

I’m about to eat dog meat, wbu guys? (Uzi’s nickname is little puppy)

RNG在梦游吗？别等下被送回家了。

Are RNG sleep walking? You’re gonna be sent home soon

在我们都在喊RNG牛逼的时候，三星已经到家了，可能还点了份外卖。

By the time we say RNG OP. Gen. G already arrived home, probably ordered food already.

今晚各大医院急诊一定很忙(〜￣△￣)〜

Looks like many hospitals’ ICU will be busy tonight

这一把打完，我一拳砸在了桌子上，稍微偏一点点，我的键盘或者鼠标就再见了

After this game I slammed my desk. I almost broke my keyboard and mouse

C9今年都别再想拿到时光和锤石了

Looks like we won’t be seeing C9 playing Zilean or Thresh again

UZI头这么铁，还用AP卡莎？上一把被德莱尼打的还不疼么

What’s wrong with Uzi’s head (brain) by still playing AP Kaisa? Didn’t he get hit enough (in the head) by Draven last game?

c9Sneaky:我 玩 我 自 己

Sneaky: I’m playing as myself





C9 vs VIT

今晚NA>EU。

Tonight NA > EU

开始以为c9是运气，再来以为c9是状态……等到现在

尼 玛是真的强啊(╯°口°)╯(┴—┴

At first I thought C9 got lucky, then thought they overperformed now I realized they are fucking strong

我TM的是在看S8总决赛吗？？？？

Am I fucking watching the Grand Finals right now?

怎么打了半天还是韩国队好打

At the end of the day beating LCK teams is easier

三星其实你们不要太难过，不是还有好消息的嘛，比如，比如，今晚你们就可以回到家了嘛，而且车费也不用多少，游泳的话这次你随意，（没办法实在是想不出别的了）╮(￣▽￣)╭

Don’t be too sad Gen. G, the silver lining is that…um..you can get home by tonight. You wouldn’t even need to spend that much on the commute, you can even swim if you want. (sorry I can’t think of anything else)

巴西RNG吧。。

Brazil RNG…(world cup reference)

(╯°口°)╯(┴—┴C9这个队有毒，tm是怎么输给tl了？

This C9 team is OP, how the fuck dd they lose to TL?

北美拿着高薪，还能全队组团下WOW副本打本，还强简直没天理了

NA has the highest salary and the whole team can play WoW together AND they are strong? Life is unfair

记得VIT说：MSI冠军和S赛冠军注定有一队不能进8强，他们预言对了，然后现在在收拾行李

Remember VIT said “MSI champions and S7 champions will not get in to QFs” Their prediction was correct, and now they are packing their luggage.

三星真的是兄弟，拦住skt，挡住格里芬，干掉kz，还咬了c9一口，我哭了，你们呢

Gen. G are the real bros. They cockblocked SKT, GRF, fucked KZ and bit C9. I’m crying

vit真的不好受，大晚上的还得收拾行李调整心情，哪像三星，现在都到家了。

Poor VIT, having to pack late into the night and try to comfort themselves. Unlike Gen. G, whom are already home.





RNG vs Gen G

格里芬 SKT KZ队员在地铁口拿着刀等着GEN.G全队

GRF, SKT and KZ team members holding knives waiting for Gen. G at the subway entrance

每戴一副眼镜，胜率就降低百分之二十，然后三星戴了五副眼镜

Every pair of glasses decreases chance of winning by 20%. Gen. G has 5 pairs

RNG:VIT这菜鸡怎么赢的C9? VIT:C9这菜鸡怎么赢的RNG? C9:RNG这菜鸡怎么赢的VIT? 三队:GENG这菜鸡怎么进小组赛?

RNG: noob team VIT can beat C9?

VIT: noob team C9 can beat RNG?

C9: noob team RNG can beat VIT?

All 3 teams: noob team Gen. G can get into groups?

釜山的地铁是11点20才关。我查了。三星的队员赶一赶，今晚还是能回家睡觉的

I checked and Busan’s subway closes at 11:20. If Gen. G rushed, they can still sleep at home tonight

三星淘汰的原因找到了，三星S8果然会爆炸

The reason for Gen. G’s failure is that Samsung S8 can really blow up





RNG vs C9

RNG：听说你想小组第一？香锅你懂吧？

RNG: So you guys want 1st seed? MLXG you know what to do.

Vit:什么?！？我居然赢了Rng和GG，那小组第一岂不是？？？(°∀°)ﾉ c9:什么？！？我居然赢了Rng和GG，那小组第一岂不是？？？？！！(°∀°)ﾉ RNG:没错，正是在下(=・ω・=)

VIT: What? I beat RNG and Gen. G? So that means this Group’s first seed is..

C9: What? I beat RNG and Gen. G? So that means this Group’s first seed is..

RNG: That’s right, me (=・ω・=)

VIT：我35分钟刷Gen.G C9：我30分钟 RNG：我23分钟 VIT C9：好，你小组第一出线(^・ω・^ )

VIT: I beat Gen. G in 35 mins

C9: 30 mins

RNG: 23 mins

VIT C9: Ok, you take first seed

官方mv 安必信 √ perks uzi faker √

Rise music video:

Ambition √

Perkz

Uzi

Faker √

你们都只想着谁会是第一名，却没人去关心这个点三星队员们有没有平安到家

You guys only care about who will take 1st, no one cares about whether Gen. G got home safe or not

别人不敢开的团，小明敢 小明不敢开的团，妹扣敢

Everyone is scared of initiating, Ming isn’t

Ming is scared of initiating, Meiko isn’t

卡萨：小虎这波上不上 小虎：算了吧，我们发育，等小狗三件套 卡萨：好的，那我去做视野了啊。 香锅：小虎，你冲不冲，反正老子冲了，你不来，我就去送了 小虎：你等等劳资！ヽ(`Д´)ﾉヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

Karsa: Xiaohu we gonna go for drake?

Xiaohu: Nah man lets scale, wait for Uzi’s 3 item spike

Karsa: k, I’ll ward

MLXG: Xiaohu, we going in? I’m going in if you don’t come im inting

Xiaohu: wait man! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉヽ(`Д´)ﾉ





Translated by: 1337sn1per



