"And the rest of the planet. And the solar system. And the galaxy. And the universe. And the multiverse. The only survivors were the heroes, The Old Shop Owner, Roman Torchwick, and Neo. Since we don't know who gave them the candy we're just going to blame Jaune Arc."



"Guilty! We sentence you to have Pyrrha Nikos brought back and you and her are now a canon couple."



"How is that a punishment?"



"What, can't you see how much they care about each other?"



"...Fine."



"Now bring me my Pumpkin Pete's cereal, I've almost got enough coupons to get the shirt!"



"(Sighs). Why did I apply for the job of Assistant Omni-Universal Court Judge's assistant?"