1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the?other one

11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. And if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

17. If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, expect an answer that you don't want to hear.

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, hockey or golf.

20. You have enough clothes.

21. You have too many shoes.

22. I am in shape.? Round IS a shape!

23. When I am fishing, I'm there to fish. Not talk on the phone or text you every 15 minutes.

24. All Guys look at porn, It's nothing against you!

25. Guys are also naturally horny... so deal with it.

26. If you ever want a guy to do exactly what you wish, Just be straight forward with him. Don't beat around the bush.

27. Never tell a guy it's okay to hang out with his friends, and then txt him constantly and get upset that he isn't responding.

28. Just because she's a girl, doesn't mean that I am fucking her...

29. The Jealous Girls are the PSYCHO Girls.

30. Nobody likes a crazy, clinger, girlfriend.... yes that means your boyfriend as well.

31. Looking is not touching, and its not an insult to your girlfriend... its more of a sign of respect to her boyfriend.

32. A girl that actually hangs out with her guy and his friends is way more likely to be accepted by them. Therefore, fulfilling her dream of becoming a bride.

33. Guys are simple. We Shit, Shower, and Shave... with occasionally fart. Get Over It!

34. Now and Days, Guys like to play video games. You like to read and have your girl time and we leave you alone. All we want is the same.

35. If you ask us what we are thinking, and we reply "Nothing" that usually means we aren't thinking about anything important. We are just in a daze or or thinking, sports, hunting, fishing, or smoking.

36. If you're boyfriend smokes do one of two things: 1. You can chill with him and smoke or 2. Don't bitch about him always smoking, or being high.

37. Guys like girls that are down to hang out and chill.

38. The Newest Ex-Girlfriend is off limits!

39. Men Like Confident Women. Not someone who is unconfident and has no personality.

40. Fantasy Sports are not stupid... They give us a reason to get away from you. (We just never have the balls to actually say that).

41. To All New Girlfriends... In the beginning its Bro's Before Hoe's

42. If a Guy takes the time to make you a nice dinner, but doesn't cook it very well, don't sit there and piss and moan about every little thing he did wrong. You know that cooking is unchartered land for us.

43. Please don't ever comment if you hear your boyfriend say a car/motor cycle is sexy.

44. College Football TV Schedule WED: ESPN 2 @ 7:00 PM THURSDAY: ESPN 2 @ 7 & 9 PM FRIDAY: ESPN @ 7:00 PM SATURDAY: ALL FRICKEN DAY

45. Sunday (all day) and Monday and Thursday Nights are devoted to the NFL.

46. Old College Buddies are welcome over any time!

47. Guys like to cuddle, as long as you don't complain if we get a little too touchy...

48. Guys will be down to hang out with your friends, as long as your friends aren't grenades. We like to have something to keep ourselves distracted from all the jibber jabber...

49. We Don't Try to Piss you off during your "special" week... We want to avoid that at all costs, but you just don't have the patience for that...

50. I am the man of this house!!! Therefore, You make the smaller decisions, and We will both consult and I will have final say on the Larger ones.

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I somewhat copied a highdea from another person, and thought to myself that i should make a Top 50. Something all guys have experienced. Feel free to come up with new ones.