It’s my birthday

Here are your gifts.

Something somber and departing to get to inversely started?

Maybe you want to start off with some cat purring and high talking?

Or something a little bit more sexy and oral based with the dd/lg focused Daddy Juice?

And the big one, the 90 minute first time, older man and younger woman After School Special.

There’s a live show for patrons tonight, too. In addition to all the podcasts, ASMR pieces, content on the blog, yadda yadda. It’s almost like it’s my birthday instead of yours.

You could pay me.

Seriously, you could pay me.

And thank you.