Yesterday the Clinton News Network aired another hit piece on our beloved Der Trumpen Führer attempting to smear his holiness by highlighting his intimate bromance with Alex Jones.

The three minute segment rested its entire case on the painfully worn out lyrics: 'Alex Jones is a "conspiracy theorist" - he even alleged 9/11 was an inside job!'

Just when you thought it couldn't get any faker

CNN, if you don't stop we're going to put you in a straight jacket. Building 7 suddenly came down in free fall because of a fire. And the moon is made of the most exquisite cheese in all of France.

By trying to discredit our Donald, you have somehow managed to craft an absolute masterpiece of promotional genius for the very man you are using to discredit. Well done, we are highly impressed.

You, the cratering mainstream media, are the ones who are in total denial. Jones is kicking your collective butts, as we laid out pretty definitely in this piece on Wednesday. He is now bigger than the New York Crimes, the BBC, and... you. Yes, you, Lyin' CNN.

You went full retard. Everybody knows, you never go full retard.