New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may be the greatest of all time, but today, on Halloween, he’s an avocado.

This is not a drill.

Brady and his wife, super model Gisele Bundchen, went as avocado and toast for their Halloween costumes this year. It’s a perfect match and a healthy eating option, which is good for a guy like Brady.

The Patriots are on bye week, so it’s a perfect time for Brady to enjoy the holiday with his family. Doubtful he’ll eat any of his kids’ candy.

Happy Halloween, everybody.