Stuck for a decent couple-friendly Halloween costume, Dries Mertens and his wife Kat were forced to get creative earlier in the week.

Indeed, the Belgian forward has revealed that he and his good lady spent the eve of All Hallows dressed as two of his Napoli teammates – specficially Lorenzo Insigne and Marek Hamsik.

Whisper it, but Kat is giving us subtle shades of Joe Hart in that photo.

Anyway, with their authentic tattoo sleeves, hipster spectacles and faux mohawks in place, the Mertens happily partied the night away as their adopted personas…

Of course, the only thing remotely frightful about Insigne is that shocking peroxide job.

Hamsik on the other hand – well…