SCP-4420

@import url ( https :// fonts.googleapis.com / css2 ? family = Montserrat :wght @700 & display = swap ); @import url ( https :// fonts.googleapis.com / css2 ? family = Architects + Daughter & display = swap ); / * Flopstyle CSS Theme * [ 2020 Wikidot Theme ] * Created by Lt Flops * Select CSS Styles Are Credited Where Necessary * -- ( CC BY-SA 3.0) -- ** / / * ---- SITE HEADER ---- * / span , a { word-break: unset ; } #header h1 a , #header h1 a : :before { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 90 % ) ; text-shadow: .7 px .7 px 0 hsla( 0 , 0 % , 0 % , .8 ), 1.4 px 1.4 px 0 hsla( 0 , 0 % , 0 % , .8 ) ; } #header h1 a { font-family: "Montserrat", "Arial", sans-serif ; font-size: 170 % ; letter-spacing: 0 ; } #header h2 span , #header h2 span : :before { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 90 % ) ; text-shadow: 1 px 1 px 0 hsla( 0 , 0 % , 0 % , .8 ) ; } / * ---- TOP MENU ---- * / #search-top-box { right: 6 px ; } #search-top-box-input { border-radius: 0 ; } #search-top-box-form input [ type = " submit " ]{ background: hsl( 0 , 33 % , 30 % ) ; border-radius: 0 ; font-size: unset ; } #search-top-box-form input [ type = " submit " ] :hover , #search-top-box-form input [ type = " submit " ] :focus { background: hsl( 0 , 25 % , 50 % ) ; } #top-bar , #login-status { right: 8 px ; } / * ---- SIDE MENU ---- * / #side-bar .side-block { border-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 20 % ) ; border-radius: 0 ; } #side-bar .heading { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; border-bottom: solid 1 px hsl( 0 , 0 % , 20 % ) ; } / * ---- GENERAL ---- * / body { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; word-break: unset ; } #search-top-box-form input [ type = " submit " ] , #search-top-box-form input [ type = " submit " ] :hover , #search-top-box-form input [ type = " submit " ] :focus , #top-bar ul li ul , #side-bar .side-block , .page-rate-widget-box , .scp-image-block { box-shadow: none ; } / * ---- INFO BAR ---- * / body { -- barColour: hsl( 0 , 89 % , 18 % ) ; } .u-faq { display: none ; } .info-container .collapsible-block-content { padding: 0 .5 em 30 px ; } .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table { width: 100 % ; } / * ---- INFO PANE ---- * / .creditRate { margin-right: 0 !important ; } .rate-box-with-credit-button { border-radius: 0 !important ; box-shadow: none !important ; } / * ---- PAGE RATING ---- * / .page-rate-widget-box { margin-right: 0 ; } .page-rate-widget-box , .page-rate-widget-box .rate-points { border-radius: 0 ; } .page-rate-widget-box .cancel , .page-rate-widget-box .cancel a :hover { border-radius: 0 !important ; } / * ---- FORMATTING | [ GENERAL ] ---- * / #page-content h1 , #page-content h2 , #page-content h3 , #page-content h4 , #page-content h5 , #page-content h6 { display: flex ; flex-direction: column ; align-items: center ; justify-content: center ; margin-bottom: .57 em ; word-break: unset ; } hr { height: 0 ; margin: 1 em 0 ; background-color: transparent ; border-top: 1 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 67 % ) ; } .collapsible-block-link { font-size: 120 % ; font-weight: bold ; } .info-container .collapsible-block-link { font-size: 100 % ; } ol li { margin: 0 0 1 em ; } ul { margin: 1 em 0 ; } .footnotes-footer , .bibitems { padding: 0 0 .5 em ; } / * ---- IMAGE BLOCK ---- * / .scp-image-block.block-right { margin: 0 0 1 em 2 em ; } / * ---- FORMATTING | [ SPECIAL ] ---- * / .centered { / * ---- Center-Aligns Text ---- * / text-align: center ; } .justified { / * ---- Justify-Aligns Text ---- * / text-align: justify ; } .indented { / * ---- Indents Block by ½- inch /2 em ( Use Within Other Divs ) ---- * / text-indent: 2.4 em ; } .indented .bibcite , .indented .footnoteref , .indented ul , .indented ol , .indented .scp-image-block.block-right , .indented #page-content h1 , .indented #page-content h2 , .indented #page-content h3 , .indented #page-content h4 , .indented #page-content h5 , .indented #page-content h6 , .indented .footnotes-footer , .indented .bibitems { text-indent: 0 ; } .rev-red , .rev-green , .rev-blue , .rev-yellow , .terminal-span { font-weight: bold ; } .rev-red { / * ---- Red Document Revision Text ---- * / color: hsl( 360 , 100 % , 27 % ) ; } .rev-green { / * ---- Green Document Revision Text ---- * / color: hsl( 120 , 100 % , 27 % ) ; } .rev-blue { / * ---- Blue Document Revision Text ---- * / color: hsl( 240 , 100 % , 27 % ) ; } .rev-yellow { / * ---- Yellow Document Revision Text ---- * / color: hsl( 40 , 100 % , 40 % ) ; } .terminal-span { / * ---- Computer Terminal Text ---- * / font-family: "Courier", monospace ; font-size: 120 % ; } .lite-heading { / * ---- Special Heading Area ( Adapted From SCP-4058 ) ---- * / margin: 2.4 em auto ; clear: both ; } .lite-heading h3 { color: hsl( 360 , 100 % , 27 % ) ; } .lite-heading hr { width: 55 % ; margin: auto ; border-width: medium ; } .scene-break { / * ---- Fancy Section Break ---- * / width: 2.5 em ; margin: 1 em 0 ; } .footing : :before { / * ---- Article Footing ---- * / content: " " ; position: absolute ; bottom: 1 px ; left: 0 ; right: 0 ; border-bottom: 2 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 47 % ) ; } .footing { position: relative ; bottom: - 2 px ; margin-bottom: 2 px ; border-bottom: 1 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 47 % ) ; } .series-nav { / * ---- Series Navigation ---- * / margin: .5 em 0 ; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right , hsla( 0 , 0 % , 100 % , 1 ), hsla( 0 , 0 % , 50 % , .5 )) ; border: outset 1.5 px hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; border-radius: 2 em ; font-size: 85 % ; font-weight: bold ; text-align: center ; } / * ---- CUSTOM DIV BLOCKS ---- * / blockquote , / * ---- Regular Quote Block ---- * / div.blockquote { background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 96 % ) ; border: 3 px double hsl( 0 , 0 % , 60 % ) ; } .alt-blockquote { / * ---- Alternative Quote Block ---- * / margin: 1 em 0 ; padding: 0 1 em ; background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 96 % ) ; border: 1 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 60 % ) ; border-radius: 1 em ; } .lightweight { / * ---- Lightweight Quote Block ---- * / margin: 1 em 3 em ; padding: 0 1 em ; background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 90 % ) ; text-align: left ; } .card-block { / * ---- Decorative Quote Block ---- * / margin: 1 em 0 ; padding: .6 em 1.2 em ; background: hsl( 220 , 15 % , 93 % ) ; border-left: 8 px solid hsl( 0 , 100 % , 30 % ) ; border-radius: .48 em ; } blockquote hr , div.blockquote hr , .alt-blockquote hr , .lightweight hr , .card-block hr { border-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 67 % ) ; } .report-box { / * ---- Report Block ---- * / margin: 1 em 0 ; padding: 0 1 em ; background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 100 % ) ; border: medium solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; } .report-box hr { border-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; } .realistic-shadow { / * ---- Better Shadows ---- * / box-shadow: 0 1 px 1 px hsla( 0 , 0 % , 0 % , .23 ), 0 2 px 2 px hsla( 0 , 0 % , 0 % , .18 ), 0 4 px 4 px hsla( 0 , 0 % , 0 % , .15 ), 0 8 px 8 px hsla( 0 , 0 % , 0 % , .13 ) ; } .faux-source { / * ---- Mimics " Page Source " Appearance ---- * / margin-bottom: 1 em ; padding: 1 em 2 em ; background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 100 % ) ; border: 1 px dashed hsl( 0 , 0 % , 67 % ) ; } .raisa-header , .pink-header , .oracle-header { margin-bottom: 1 em ; padding: 0 .5 em ; text-align: center ; } .raisa-header { / * ---- RAISA Notice Header ---- * / background: hsl( 60 , 65 % , 85 % ) ; border: 1 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 60 % ) ; } .pink-header { / * ---- Pretty Header ---- * / background: hsl( 350 , 100 % , 85 % ) ; border: 1 px solid hsl( 0 , 4 % , 36 % ) ; } .pink-header hr { border-color: hsl( 0 , 4 % , 36 % ) ; } .oracle-header { / * ---- SPC Oracle Notice Header ---- * / color: hsl( 208 , 100 % , 97 % ) ; background: hsl( 208 , 67 % , 44 % ) ; border: 1 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; } .oracle-header hr { border-color: hsl( 208 , 100 % , 97 % ) ; } .img-resize img { / * ---- Header Icons ( See Examples ) ---- * / float: left ; width: auto ; height: 8 em ; margin: .5 em ; } .log-header { / * ---- Interview / Exploration Log Header ---- * / margin-bottom: 1 em ; padding: 0 1 em ; background: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 96 % ) ; border: 3 px dashed hsl( 0 , 0 % , 60 % ) ; border-radius: 1 em ; } .warning-notice { / * ---- Simple Warning Block ( Adapted From SCP-3143 ) ---- * / padding: 0 1 em ; background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 100 % ) ; background-image: url(http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-style-resource/scp_trans.png) ; background-position: center ; background-repeat: no-repeat ; border: 2 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; text-align: center ; } .journal { / * ---- Journal Block ( Adapted From SCP-4003 ) ---- * / margin: 1 em 0 ; padding: .9 em ; background-image: linear-gradient(to top , hsl( 201 , 33 % , 84 % ) 0 % , hsl( 60 , 29 % , 89 % ) 8 % ) ; background-position: 0 8 px ; background-size: 100 % 1.3 rem ; border: 1 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 80 % ) ; border-radius: .9 em ; font-family: "Architects Daughter", cursive ; } .journal p { margin: 0 ; font-size: 1.3 rem ; line-height: 1.3 rem ; } .sms-message { / * ---- Text Message Block ---- * / float: left ; clear: left ; width: 22.4 em ; margin: 0 0 1 em ; padding: 0 1.2 em ; background: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 75 % ) ; border-radius: 2 em ; font-size: 112.5 % ; text-align: center ; } blockquote .collapsible-block-folded , .alt-blockquote .collapsible-block-folded , .lightweight .collapsible-block-folded , .report-box .collapsible-block-folded , div.blockquote .collapsible-block-folded { / * ---- For Collapsibles Inside Divs | [ CLOSED ] ---- * / padding: .75 em 0 ; / * -------- * / } .alt-blockquote .collapsible-block-unfolded , .lightweight .collapsible-block-unfolded , .report-box .collapsible-block-unfolded , div.blockquote .collapsible-block-unfolded { / * ---- For Collapsibles Inside Divs | [ OPEN ] ---- * / padding-top: .75 em ; / * -------- * / } / * ---- ADVANCED WARNING HEADER ---- * Adapted From SCP-001-JP - indonootoko ' s Proposal * See the Example at the Top of the Page ** / .orderwrapper { position: relative ; width: auto ; text-align: center ; } .council { position: relative ; top: 0 ; bottom: 0 ; left: 0 ; right: 0 ; width: 295 px ; height: 295 px ; margin: auto ; background-image: url(http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-style-resource/scp_trans.png) ; background-position: center ; background-repeat: no-repeat ; background-size: 295 px 295 px ; } .ordertitle { position: absolute ; top: 27 px ; left: 0 ; right: 0 ; } .ordertitle h1 { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; font-size: 220 % ; line-height: 90 % ; } .orderdescription { position: absolute ; top: 93 px ; left: 0 ; right: 0 ; width: 100 % ; } .orderdescription h1 { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; font-size: 120 % ; } .orderdescription p { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; font-size: 90 % ; } .itemno { position: absolute ; bottom: 18 px ; left: 0 ; right: 0 ; } .itemno h1 { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; font-size: 170 % ; } / * ---- YUI TAB BASE ---- * / .yui-navset .yui-nav a , .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a { background-color: inherit ; background-image: inherit } .yui-navset .yui-nav a :hover , .yui-navset .yui-nav a :focus { background: inherit ; text-decoration: inherit } .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a , .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a :focus , .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a :hover { color: inherit ; background: inherit } .yui-navset .yui-nav , .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav { border-color: inherit } .yui-navset li { line-height: inherit } / * ---- YUI TAB CUSTOMIZATION ---- * Adapted From Black Highlighter Theme Dev ** / .yui-navset * { transition: color 80 ms cubic-bezier( .4 , 0 , .2 , 1 ), background-color 80 ms cubic-bezier( .4 , 0 , .2 , 1 ) ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav , .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav { display: flex ; flex-wrap: wrap ; width: calc( 100 % - .125 rem) ; margin: 0 auto ; border-color: hsl( 360 , 94 % , 20 % ) ; box-shadow: 0 calc( .0625 rem * 5 ) 0 0 hsl( 360 , 94 % , 20 % ) ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav a , / * ---- Link Modifier ---- * / .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 5 % ) ; / * ---- Tab Background Colour | [ UNSELECTED ] ---- * / background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 99 % ) ; / * -------- * / background-image: none ; border: unset ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav a :hover , .yui-navset .yui-nav a :focus { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 96 % ) ; / * ---- Tab Background Colour | [ HOVER ] ---- * / background-color: hsl( 360 , 100 % , 27 % ) ; / * -------- * / } .yui-navset .yui-nav li , / * ---- Listitem Modifier ---- * / .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li { position: relative ; display: flex ; flex-grow: 2 ; max-width: 100 % ; margin: 0 ; padding: 0 ; background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 96 % ) ; border-color: transparent ; box-shadow: 0 0 0 .0625 rem hsl( 360 , 94 % , 20 % ) ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav li a , .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li a , .yui-navset-bottom .yui-nav li a { display: flex ; align-items: center ; justify-content: center ; width: 100 % ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav li em { border: unset ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav a em , .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a em { padding: .35 em .75 em ; text-overflow: ellipsis ; overflow: hidden ; white-space: nowrap ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected , / * ---- Selection Modifier ---- * / .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected { flex-grow: 2 ; margin: 0 ; padding: 0 ; / * ---- Tab Background Colour | [ SELECTED ] ---- * / background-color: hsl( 360 , 94 % , 20 % ) ; / * -------- * / } .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a , .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em { border: hsl( 360 , 94 % , 20 % ) ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a { width: 100 % ; color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 96 % ) !important ; background-image: none ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a :focus , .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a :active { color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 96 % ) ; background-color: hsl( 360 , 94 % , 20 % ) ; } .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a :hover { cursor: default ; } .yui-navset-left .yui-content { / * ---- Content Background ---- * / background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 99 % ) ; / * -------- * / } .yui-navset .yui-content , .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content { padding: .5 em ; border-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 60 % ) ; } / * --- INTERWIKI --- * / iframe.scpnet-interwiki-frame { position: relative ; width: 17 em ; height: 12 em ; margin-left: 4 px ; margin-bottom: .78 em ; background-color: hsl( 0 , 0 % , 100 % ) ; border: 2 px solid hsl( 0 , 0 % , 20 % ) ; } / * ---- REDUCED MOTION ACCESSIBILITY ---- * By SMLT ** / @media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce ) { * , * :: before , * :: after { animation-duration: .001 s !important ; animation-iteration-count: 1 !important ; transition-duration: .001 s !important ; } } / * ---- MOBILE MEDIA QUERY ---- * / @media (max-width: 479 px ) { #header h1 a { font-size: 85 % ; } } / * ---- NOTE MEDIA QUERY ---- * / @media (min-width: 480 px ) and (max-width: 580 px ) { #header h1 a { font-size: 100 % ; } } / * ---- MINI TABLET MEDIA QUERY ---- * / @media (min-width: 581 px ) and (max-width: 767 px ) { #header h1 a { font-size: 120 % ; } } @media (max-width: 767 px ) { .open-menu a: hover{ box-shadow: none ; } } / * ---- TABLET MEDIA QUERY ---- * / @media (min-width: 768 px ) and (max-width: 979 px ) { #header h1 a { font-size: 140 % ; } }

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ITEM NUMBER: SCP-4420 LEVEL 2/4420 CONTAINMENT CLASS: euclid restricted

DISRUPTION CLASS: {$disruption}

SCP-4420. Image captured from a 50-metre safe distance.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4420 is situated in a secure position in the Site-82 Arboretum. Tentative Containment Module #819 regulates the entrance to an artificial pocket dimension large enough to confine SCP-4420. Containment technicians have installed four synchronized Scranton–Marlowe Topology Stabilizers, which maintain dimensional stability inside the module.

Description: SCP-4420 is a red Idaho potato with a current mass of 400 million kg and external dimensions of 150 metres by 65 metres by 55 metres. SCP-4420 displays the following ectoentropic properties:

SCP-4420 responds to moisture shrinkage (~5% every two weeks) by generating a new amount of moist potato matter. During this event, a random Idaho citizen's drinking water transforms into starch-rich potato-flavoured water, which grants the ability to commune with potatoes for 3 to 10 hr after consumption. Exposure to electromagnetic radiation in the human visual spectrum (λ = 400 nm to 700 nm) produces potato matter of a randomized form. This matter relates to potatoes at various conceptual levels, be that immediate or vague. The new matter grows alongside SCP-4420 and attaches itself via esoteric means beyond current agricultural understanding. Observed forms include: Any variation of the 5 000 potato varieties grown globally.

Types of cooked potatoes such as mashed potatoes, French fries, and potato chips.

1996 Idaho County Junior League Potato Sack Race champion Michelle Brown, age 6.

A species of Jerusalem cricket (colloquially known as the potato bug) composed of sweet potato. These insects have infested ~8% of SCP-4420 to date.

Memetic ennui affecting 10% of persons within a 5-km radius. SCP-4420 displays evident immunity to decay. SCP-4420 consumes most organic irregularities almost immediately after their growth, and produces healthy potato matter in their place. SCP-4420 consumes food and organic waste within 20 metres of its surface. Any nearby organic material transforms into a potato tuber of equal mass and teleports into SCP-4420. This includes small animals up to 5 kg in mass.

As of current documentation, SCP-4420 has been growing for 22 years.

UPDATES

I. 10 May 2019

Field researchers discovered foreign fluid with trace amounts of thaumic contaminants in the local groundwater. The Site-82 Operations Command Office initiated Mandate 3731-Ov91, which calls for immediate lockdown and destruction of foreign substances. Security staff considered the lockdown successful within the hour.

Because of its containment location, however, SCP-4420 remained unaccounted for.

At 21:51 CDT, SCP-4420 absorbed thaumic fluids and developed sapience lasting for 32 hours. During this time, it displayed the ability to manipulate informational constructs. SCP-4420 then disseminated 362 SMS messages to on-site staff.

A series of received messages is as follows.

can you see me

pls look at me

im big

look at me

do you think im pretty

is that what i rly look like

no way

is that how you see me ☹️

you cant see me like this

im not good enough am i

not for you

how could i be

leave me alone

im a monster

im sorry i look this way

II. 12 May 2019

At 05:51 CDT, SCP-4420 ceased all anomalous growth and displayed signs of accelerated decomposition.

SCP-4420 has been reclassified as NEUTRALIZED.