BUT NOW FOR OUR NEXT SONG,HOLD ON TO YOUR BOOTSTRAPS

'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TODESCEND DOWN INTO HELL !

( sobbing & singing )

♪ OH TANNENBAUM,OH TANNENBAUM ♪

♪ WIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER ♪

♪ OH TANNENBAUM,OH TANNENBAUM ♪

♪ WIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER ♪

♪ DU GRUNST NICHTNUR ZUR SOMMERZEIT ♪

♪ NEIN, AUCH IM WINTER,WENN ES SCHNEIT ♪

♪ OH TANNENBAUM,OH TANNENBAUM ♪

♪ WIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER ♪

HEY, HITLER...

WHAT'S THE MATTER,LITTLE GUY ?

OH SATAN...

DER TANNENBAUMWIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER.

AW, YOU DON'T HAVEA CHRISTMAS TREE ?

AUCH IM WINTER,WENN ES SCHNEIT !

WELL I'LLTELL YOU WHAT...

MAYBE WE'LL HAVE OURSELVESA LITTLE CHRISTMAS...

RIGHT HERE !

C'MON EVERYONE,GATHER 'ROUND !

♪ STRING UP THE LIGHTSAND LIGHT UP THE TREE ♪

♪ WE'RE GONNA MAKESOME REVELRY ♪

♪ SPIRITS ARE HIGHSO I CAN TELL ♪

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪

♪ DEMONS ARE NICERAS YOU PASS THEM BY ♪

♪ THERE'S LOTS OFDEMON TOYS TO BUY ♪

♪ THE SNOW IS FALLINGAND ALL IS WELL ♪

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪

♪ THERE GOES JEFFREY DAHMERWITH A FESTIVE CHRISTMAS HAM ♪

♪ AFTER HE HAS SEX WITH ITHE'LL EAT UP ALL HE CAN ♪

♪ AND THERE GOES JOHN F. KENNEDYCAROLING WITH HIS SON ♪

♪ REUNITED FOR THE HOLIDAYSGOD BLESS US, EVERYONE ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HASA HAPPY GLOW ♪

♪ LET'S DANCE IN BLOODAND PRETEND IT'S SNOW ♪

♪ EVEN MAO TSE-TUNGIS UNDER THE SPELL ♪

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪

ADOLPH, HERE'SA PRESENT FOR YOU !

OH !

AU TANNENBAUM !

YES, A TANNENBAUM.

♪ GOD CAST ME DOWNFROM HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪

♪ TO RULE IN HELLFOREVER MORE ♪

♪ BUT NOW I'M KINDA GLADTHAT I FELL ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪

♪ HERE'S A RACK TO HANGTHE STOCKINGS ON ♪

♪ WE STILL HAVE TO SHOPFOR GHENGIS KHAN ♪

♪ MICHAEL LANDON'S HAIR LOOKS SWELL ♪

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪

♪ THERE'S PRINCESS DIANAHOLDING BURNING MISTLETOE ♪

♪ OVER POOR GENE SISKEL'S HEADJUST WATCH HIS WEINIE GROW ♪

♪ FOR ONE DAYWE ALL STOP BURNING ♪

♪ AND THE FLAMESARE NOT SO THICK ♪

♪ ALL THE SCREAMING ANDTHE TORTURE STOPS ♪

♪ AS WE WAIT FOROLD SAINT NICK ♪

♪ SO STRING UP THE LIGHTSAND LIGHT UP THE TREE ♪

♪ WE'RE DAMNEDFOR ALL ETERNITY ♪

♪ BUT FOR JUST ONE DAYALL IS WELL ♪

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪

♪ GATHER CLOSE TOGETHERAND MAKE IT QUICK ♪

♪ WE'VE GOTTA MAKE ROOMFOR ANDY DICK ♪

♪ WAKE HIS MOTHERAND RING THE BELL... ♪

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ CHRISTMAS TIME

♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL... ♪♪

MERRY CHRISTMASMOVIE HOUSE !