SCP-426 - I am a toaster that if you don't talk about me in the first person makes you believe that YOU are the toaster and tries to do the things only a toaster can do.

SCP-087 - A dark staircase located in [DATA EXPUNGED], its possibly endless and has a seemingly humanoidlike creature living in it, also the crying of a unknown individual can be heard after going down a few flights.

SCP-1507 - A flock of living plastic pink flamingos. They are friendly as long as you don't (accidently) knock one of them over, otherwise they will tear you to shreds.

SCP-343 - Possibly God. Though it could be a shapeshifter who is posing as god...

SCP-1974 - A tub filled with water, when you go sit in the water you will hear a american person (the tub) and russian person (the water) constantly debating with eachother about such topics as capitalism and communism.

SCP-049 - A pleague doctor from the 14th century, claims to have a "cure" for something called "pestilence" when exposed to a patient he will kill the patient and then revive the patient and turn him/her into a zombie.

SCP-049-J - The idiot version of SCP-049, thinks that hitting someone in the throat with a shoe makes a sore throat go away. (HE IS MOST EFFECTIVE!)

SCP-3305 - A bunch of trees with bread stuck on them, where on occassion a man made of bread appears who is willing to share his body and blood (which is wine) with everyone.