Huge if true. A liberal writer says that the true cause of global warming is 500-plus years of Christian white supremacy. I’ll have to see the science behind this, but if it can be proven that’s great news because we won’t have to give up straws and cheeseburgers. Cows will be free to fart as much as they want and we can take those HOV stickers away from insufferable Prius drivers.

Daniel Jose Camacho writes for The Washington Post, Time, The Guardian as well as covering religion for ABC. He did all of these fake news outlets proud today with the mutha of all global warming claims:

You might want to make fun of religious people talking to plants, but the sad joke is how Christian ideas, over a 500+ year span, about the inferiority of Indigenous peoples & [white] humans dominating the earth, directly fed into the ecological emergency we’re confronting today. — Daniel José Camacho (@DanielJCamacho) September 18, 2019

I wasn’t kidding, this lefty kook thinks Christian racism is the root cause of global warming. How can one thing that doesn’t exist be responsible for creating another thing that doesn’t exist? Liberal logic is a thing of wonder.

Actually this newest theory goes against conventional liberal logic. The accepted party line is that global warming causes racism or that global warming itself is racist, as if something that supposedly affects the entire planet is specifically picking on people of color. At least Camacho blamed something on racism because that’s really the only part liberals care about.

Despite claims they are the party of science, democrats base all of their positions on a combination of outrage, ignorance, and emotion. They take all of the things they hate, put ‘em in a bowl, toss, and then serve a word salad of absurdity. This could have just as easily been: “heterosexuality ruins socialism because of the 2nd Amendment.”

Actually what’s going on here is a coordinated effort by the left to destroy Christianity and establish the Cult of Global Warming as the official state religion. I know that sounds like some tin-foil hat stuff, but check out some other things that have been going on in past couple of days:

Here’s unfunny comedian Sarah Silverman giving the cult its messiah:

You think you will recognize Jesus when he comes back? He is this girl. And y’all don’t even see it. https://t.co/TAB5YafOQ0 — Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 14, 2019

And then here’s NBC establishing cult rituals:

Blast the AC? Cook a steak once a week? Where do you fall short in preventing climate change? Tell us with Climate Confessions: https://t.co/WoifEE8gHj pic.twitter.com/nhCE0UOiuA — NBC News Graphics (@NBCNewsGraphics) September 18, 2019

Remember, nothing happens randomly on the left. They have been instructed by their overlords to play this crap up. First they say that Christianity is racist and causes global warming, then they offer up a savior and give people a chance to atone for their environmental sins.

Followers are expected to give up everything they love for the collective good and for the benefit of a mysterious force that can’t be proven to exist. At this point the differences between the Global Warming Cult and Jim Jone’s People’s Temple are indistinguishable. I highly suggest you don’t drink the purple Kool-Ade. They Yelp! reviews are terrible.