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WE PAY TO CUT YOUR HAIR!

We are a hair styling school that is looking for volunteers to get their hair styled/dyed by our students. We will pay you up to $50. Preferably women/girls From Mike Anderson to *********@*********.org



Hey! I saw your ad saying you will pay cash to cut my hair! Well I just got my head shaved, but I haven't trimmed my pubes in about five months. They are pretty gnarly, and I jammed my beard trimmer trying to cut them earlier. How much would you pay me to trim my pubes?



Mike



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Mike,



Sorry but we do not trim pubic hair. This is more of a hair dying and styling place.



Thanks!



From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com



That works for me too. My pubes are very curly, but I've always wanted to get them straightened. Would you be able to do that? Maybe you could put some highlights in, and just shape up my split ends. Also, do you have some kind of conditioner that would take care of my crabs problem? My prescription ointment doesn't really do the job.



Where are you located? I am free all day tomorrow.



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Mike we work on HEADS ONLY. SORRY.



From Mike Anderson to *********@yahoo.com



Here's what I am willing to do. You style my pubes, and I'll accept $40 cash instead of $50. You can even donate my pubes to those people with cancer who need hair, if you want.



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NO. That is disgusting. Leave us alone!

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Thats what she said...that was an epic opportunity Mike Anderson (2012-11-27 06:21:16)

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