Of the many Internet gags centered around '80s blue-eyed soul sensation Rick Astley, the 'Things Rick Astley Will Never Do' checklist just might be our favorite. (Sorry, 'Rickrolling.') So we were happy to see it suddenly resurface on the Web today.

Check out some more of our favorite guides to what the velvet-voiced crooner behind 'Never Gonna Give You Up' will never do below. Now can we all move on to "Together Forever"? It's basically the same song with an even cheesier video.