The dream of the 1990s isn’t dead, even though everybody who remembers the decade inches ever-slowly closer to the grave where they’ll be reunited with the Tamagotchi they left to die alone, surrounded by its own s**t. To celebrate the era, and also mark the inevitable progression of time and decay of all things, there’s going to be an “I Love the ’90s” tour this spring.

Vanilla Ice, Salt-N-Pepa, Coolio, All-4-One, Biz Markie, Color Me Badd, Kool Moe Dee, Kid ‘n Play, Rob Base, Tone Loc, and Young MC all took time from their busy schedules to join the inaugural tour. It kicks off on April 15 in Greenville, North Carolina, and will make stops at 28 more cities, none of which are major markets.

But do not make fun of these musical relics of a bygone era as they hit the road in an attempt to recapture a fleeting bit of past glory, for you too will peak one day. Maybe you already have.

I Love the ’90s Tour dates:

April 15 – Greenville, SC @ Bon Secour Wellness Arena

April 16 – Tupelo, MS @ BancorpSouth Arena

April 22 – Woodlands, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion

April 29 – Mashantucket, CT @ Grand Theater at Foxwoods Casino

May 12 – Bloomington, IL @ US Cellular Coliseum

MAy 13 – Columbia, SC @ Colonial Life Arena

May 14 – Baltimore, MD @ Royal Farms Arena

May 20 – Tuscaloosa, AL @ Tuscaloosa Amphitheater

May 21 – St. Augustine, FL @ St. Augustine Amphitheatre

May 26 – Kalamazoo, MI @ Wings Event Center

May 27 – Nashville, TN @Bridgestone Arena

May 28 – Las Vegas, NV @ Mandalay Bay Beach at Mandalay Bay Resort

June 2 – Bonner Springs, KS @ Providence Medical Center Amphitheater

June 4 – Louisville, KY @ KFC Yum! Center

June 10 – Phoenix, AZ @ Talking Stick Resort Arena

June 11 – Grand Prairie, TX @ Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie

June 29 – Kettering, OH @ Fraze Pavilion

June 30 – Cleveland, OH @ I-X Center

July 1 – Englewood, CO @ Fiddlers Green Amphitheater

July 15 – Fayetteville, NC @ Crown Coliseum

July 16 – Alpharetta, GA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre at Encore Park

July 23 – Jackson, CA @ Jackson Rancheria Casino Resort

August 6 – Camden, NJ @ BB&T Pavilion

August 12 – West Allis, WI @ Wisconsin State Fair

August 13 -Indianapolis, IN @ Farm Bureau Insurance Lawn at White River State Park

August 19 – Clarkston, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre

August 20 – Toledo, OH @ John F Savage Arena

August 27 – Redmond, WA @ Marymoor Park

October 20 -Salem, VA @ Salem Civic Center