Tier o:

12 Attack Pale Moon: The greatest unparalleled deck for all time. It’s gone against everything from Overlords, to Chaos, to Luard and come out on top. Just don’t ask for a decklist, its my super secret competitive list and I don’t want you to net deck me.

Tier 1:

Raging Form Luard: The early game power of Revengers with the late game draw and survivability of Luard. There’s no downsides here you just drop hand for that sweet sweet double restand then reride Luard for dem dank owl draws.

Maelstrom: You can prevent your opponent from guarding with anything if you have 5 Maelstroms in your soul. There’s just no stopping it man sit back and enjoy the crit.

Nightmareland: So I hear you want a DI list without any Demons in it. Luckily for you there’s this wonderful totally meta deck that doesn’t need em. Monochrome already falls into this archetype, and with Heartrude you can gain power on your opponent’s turn and you still have access to things like Flying Librarian (not a demon) and Covetous Succubus (I said no demons but Succubi are actually okay) to SC faster. SO GUD

Dudley: You can be on a 13k Vanguard at all times thanks to Jessica. And you have early search power from Mason. Combined with Geronimo’s backrow attack and Spike’s general power gain you can put on so much pressure. And if you end up using Hellhard 8 you aren’t reliant on one card like Rising is with Frog Raider.

Tier 1.5:

Blue Waves: Its my favorite deck so I’m going make up a tier just for it so I can make myself feel good.

Tier 2:

Giraffa: Unlike the rest of Megacolony you already had power columns before the Zoo booster thanks to Goliath. With the ride chain for consistency and on hit pressure from Sangiraffa/Goliath your opponent will have to drop some serious guard to stop you stunning their board.

Dueling Dragons: You force your opponent to discard a card or else they get Drive -2. IT’S SUCH A TOUGH CHOICE no way your opponent can take the pressure. And once we have Drachma that choice will be EVEN HARDER.

Non Rush Seven Seas: You’re like Nightrose but you can do stuff before GB. People just can’t see how good this deck is they’re all weeby meta sheep who only like Rose’s tits.

Chronofang: Anyone who plays Chronojet is just a meta sheep. Fang turns anything in your hand into stride fodder. And you can consistently return their board to the bottom of the deck. SO MUCH CONTROL. And you have access to giant columns, crits and quad drive. You can even multi attack for good numbers thanks to Nani.

Tier π:

Overlord: Its so linear. All you do is stride Purge or a Restander. People who play this have no imagination.

Rising-Hellhard Eight: You’re so reliant on one combo. How do you even get to GB8 by 2nd stride you’d have to like find all your heals by first stride. And besides Chronofang can get rid of your Frog Raiders with Pandora Chimera since they rarely call a backrow. Just too inconsistent man.

Chaos: Everything is getting ways to put away locked cards. Deck’s dead no way it can deal with that.

Tier -∞:

Chronojet: Y’all just riding Chrono’s dick