Pull out your phone and log on to Instagram. What you’ll find can be divided into two categories: adorable cat pictures and slutty girls posing with vaporizers. I’m a massive supporter of girls taking slutty pictures and posting them on the internet. But first I want to make sure we’re all on the same page here: GIRLS DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE VAPING.

I can already sense that you betas are foaming at the mouth right now, getting ready to send me an angry email or leave a white knightish comment on this post. But for you reasonable people, let me explain:

You see, a basic aspect of female psychology is that girls are absolutely obsessed with male attention. They all are to one degree or another, but for some this need reaches absurd levels. These girls need male attention the way a drowning person needs a breath of oxygen. This might sound crazy to some of us men, because it’s so completely different from the way that we view the world. Most of us don’t think about how much attention our actions will bring us because it’s generally not important to us. But for girls it’s absolutely critical, and this need for male attention influences every action they take. After all, despite our advanced technology we’re still living in bodies that evolved to help us survive in the caveman days, and girls needed to do anything they could to attract males to help protect them from saber-toothed tigers or whatever.

In caveman days the options for attracting men were limited to wearing the skimpiest wooly mammoth-hide bikini they could find, but nowadays girls have many more options to help improve their appearance and attract male attention. Because let’s face it, we aren’t really attracted to personality all that much. So their options are limited to using their looks in order to secure that sweet, sweet validation. The ones with less daddy issues might just throw on 10 layers of makeup and yoga pants, others might go as far as getting fake tits or that weird surgery where they inject fat from other parts of their body into their ass. (Not that I have a problem with that.)

But others (particularly those with daddy issues and/or low self esteem) leverage the power of the internet to attract thousands upon thousands of cyber orbiters. The ones who are truly obsessed with male attention will pose while wearing a bikini and holding a mech mod with RBA attached. The reason? Because they are taking advantage of the fact that most vape nerds are not very experienced with women and will fall for the most basic tricks that girls use such as pretending to like the same things that they like.

Trust me, zero hot girls give a flying fuck about boring mechanical things like rebuilding atomizers. Why do you think that they all major in psychology or education in college? Mechanical things bore them. They don’t give a shit about nerding out about the new badass 26650 mech mod. But they do care about getting your attention to boost their weak self esteem. And that mission is accomplished any time you chode out and click the like button on that social media post of a girl holding a vape who just happens to be practically naked.

Now there are a few girls who actually do like vaping, but they are few and far between. Most of them will not be vape nerds, however. They will be more than happy to vape with a basic vape pen or maybe an entry level mod, but that’s it. The ones who really are vape nerds? They’re too busy actually building coils and shit to spend 10 hours doing their makeup and taking 10,000 selfies so they can find the perfect one that will get them the most retweets.

Are you a vaping nerd who follows every “girls who vape” social media profile and is going to defend their honor by white knighting the shit out of my inbox or comment section? Let’s hear it!







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