When your YouTube video is titled, “22 Year Old Preacher Rants Against Atheism,” I’m going to watch. Especially when it’s only a minute long. And this time, I hit the jackpot.

Here’s angry Christian preacher Matt Powell yelling about all the things he hates about atheists.

It’s amazing. I don’t like to get on the subject of evolution with atheists because they just freak out. They’re like, “Oh my! I can’t believe you don’t believe in evolution!” Why would I? It’s stupid. You have to actually defy science. Oh, it’s scientific. Well what about this?! I never thought of that. It’d really never even crossed my mind. Because we live in a school where it’s just fill in the blank. Fill in the blank. Fill in the blank. They’re not taught to logic! They’re not taught to reason. I thank God I was in a home where I at least got taught how to logic.

Let’s pause there for a moment… because that conversation has never happened. Not once. No atheist who wants to have a debate about evolution has ever heard a Creationist’s argument and then thought, “Oh, I guess all that overwhelming evidence must be meaningless.”

There’s no logic in accepting the Book of Genesis. There’s no reason involved in thinking God “poofed” us into existence. And no one gets taught “how to logic.”

This guy don’t speech so good.

And you know what all these atheists have in common? They’ve been attacking us online. They put out a little two hour documentary trying to expose the one pastor that I put out and Brother Brandon… put out a two hour documentary. You know what all these atheists have in common? Video games! They all play video games!

I have no clue what documentary he’s referring to… and I don’t know why he thinks all of us play video games. Or why that’s relevant.

And Harry Potter! You get on their channel, they’re in fantasy land. That’s all they ever do!

As someone who doesn’t play video games, I still feel confident in saying we’re not playing or talking much about Harry Potter. Great books. Great movies. We’ve moved on, just like everyone else. This guy really needs to catch up on his pop culture references.

They can’t think for themselves! They sit back and they drink Coke all day, and sit behind the video game system, and then wonder why, “Oh, you’re crazy, Brother Paul, for believing in a Creator! Oh, you’re insane.” No, you’re crazy, and you need to get off the video game system, and somebody needs to preach to him the gospel of Jesus Christ and so that they can be saved! That’s what we need. And I’m sick and tired of these stinking video games messing with people.

Dude. We drink coffee. You have to do some research…

I don’t know what that rant was about, but it was obviously unrehearsed and devoid of any useful commentary. I don’t know why he thinks he’ll win over online atheists by pigeonholing us into a completely narrow stereotype.

The video’s description asks Christians to “please share this video.” I’m not Christian, but I’m feeling really charitable today. So consider it spread.

Now everyone will know the wisdom of an angry 22-year-old preacher who’s super-confident in his ignorance.

You can watch him fail a basic debate on God’s existence right here.

