Another Apple event came and went today, ho-hum. The surprisingly succinct press conference highlighted the company's environmental efforts, a bit of shade thrown the FBI's way and a couple new products. Apple unveiled four new straps for its Watch, an iPhone SE that packs the power of a 6s into the chassis of a 5s and, oh yeah, a new 9.7-inch iPad Pro that, fully-loaded, will cost more than my first car. Come, see what sorts of obscenely-priced gadgets you'll need to buy if you want to keep up with the Joneses this year.