“Because if you have to go…go with the gold.”

Not too long after Glastonbury announced its ‘Stink Free Loos’, Austin City Limits Music Festival has decided to take it up a notch. The festival just announced it will be introducing an outlandish, “Golden Porta Potty” at it’s October edition this year.

The fairly lavish portable loo is apparently built with 24 carat gold – A golden throne (pot) with air conditioning, a crystal chandelier (okay, what?!), Toilet paper imported from Egypt, some expensive champagne, (the only useful quality) a TV screen with live feed of the festival, a phone charging dock, Sunscreen, ‘posh’ hand towels, .. okay so the list is endless. Just imagine yourself inside a loo at the Burj Khalifa – THAT’s the experience the folks at ACL are going for.

You may not have been born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but you can have a golden toilet under your bum at ACL: http://t.co/pKuafeFQ8p — Kristen Kurtis (@kristenkurtis) July 14, 2014

This golden shit pot aims at providing the sort of “privacy and exclusivity that attracts billionaires, internet entrepreneurs and rock star royalty,” according to a video ACL just released. Surely a festival incentive like no other. Cheggit below.