WASHINGTON – The President of the United States had a meltdown after being told the McFlurry machine was temporarily out of service. Upon hearing the unfortunate news, President Trump flailed his arms up and down, just before going horizontal on the McDonald’s floor and thrusting his feet up in the air violently.

“All I wanted was seven McTriples, eight large fries, two McChickens, an apple pie and a McFlurry” Trump shouted while Secret Service agents, who were holding 17 bags worth of McDonald’s, watched helplessly. “If I wanted shit service I would’ve gone to Trump Tower” he bellowed.

Theresa Smathers, the manager of this local burger joint, came out from her office and tried to console the screaming 864 month-old child. She offered him a complimentary kids meal with a toy if he stopped his crying, to which the President looked up starry-eyed. He asked if he could have the Transformer’s toy, but Smathers was unable to provide given those were a part of last month’s toy cycle. Smathers offered Trump a Muppets finger puppet instead, but the President, unimpressed with the offer, began flailing again, finding himself in the men’s restroom alone. “Don’t worry,” said the President’s caretaker, Barron Trump. “He’ll come out when he’s ready. I’ll also have 20 chicken tendies, please, as well as his Muppets toy.”

Smathers complied with Barron’s order request and then asked them all to please leave the premises. Eventually, law enforcement agents were called and helped escort the President out of the bathroom he had nearly locked himself in.

Meanwhile, Vice President Pence pulled up to a Chick-Fil-A, where he was greeted with open arms and hailed as The Prophet, Blessed Be He.