It’s the long awaited Series Finale of the NHL, and after a season that makes you wonder “Can’t we just have another lockout already”, we’re excited to see how they tie up all those loose ends. After 102 seasons of cliff hangers and wild fan theories, tonight we at last find out whether anyone can stop the Zombie Chara Mountain, whether Claude Giroux will ever win elected office, and who the hell is Noel Acciari. This and so much more in the finale Episode of NHL hockey ever.

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