Rain, rain go away. Come again some other month. Seriously though. I think this rain situation is getting a little ridiculous. I totally understand the functional importance of rain and the water cycle. It’s just that, at this point, it’s a little too much. As always, bring an umbrella and a raincoat so that the precipitation does not impede your weekend. Here’s everything you should do in Baltimore this weekend:

Friday

Black Eyed Susan Day at Preakness

Think of it like a fancy pre-party in anticipation of Saturday’s actual Preakness race. At least that is how I’m thinking about it as someone who does not fully understand the formalities of the horse racing partying process. Either way, Black Eyed Susan Day seems like a great event to flaunt your personal style, learn about the race’s history, and enjoy food and drink. Now if only the rain will hold off…

Bollymore at The Motor House

It is a night of art and cross-culture collaboration at The Motor House, and for those looking for a more indoor friendly activity, it is hard to beat an event with free samosas. Admittedly, that is selling it short because Bollymore is much more than free food. It is a unique celebration of the sounds and stories of India.

Say It Loud Film Festival at The Peele Center

In a showcase of local poets, musicians, and filmmakers, the Say It Loud Film Festival opens at the Peele Center in downtown. It is a unique opportunity for Baltimore storytellers to share their creative passions and projects with a wider audience. The event is free to attend and open to the public. As part of the festivities, there will also be a free screening of “Say It Loud” for visitors.

Saturday

Baltimore Rising Film Screening and Discussion at Angelos Law Center

Thanks to the efforts of Planned Parenthood of Maryland and Leaders of a Beautiful Struggle, there will be a free screening of Baltimore Rising, the 2017 documentary detailing the protests following Freddie Gray’s death, followed by a discussion with community leaders and activists. Those interested in attending the event are encouraged to RSVP ahead of time. Besides, this is like a way cooler version of illegally streaming HBO content.

Baltimore Vintage Expo at The Ideal Arts Space

Out with the old, in with the… old? The Ideal Arts Space is hosting Baltimore’s premier vintage and antiques expo featuring a wide selection of clothing, furniture, and accessories. Even better, there will be on-sight tailoring provided by The Bushelers of Baltimore and denim repair from Fischler Clothing Co. Now do not use this as an opportunity to try to tailor or repair clothes in your existing wardrobe. Although, I totally respect the hustle behind anyone who tries to finesse a free repair or alteration.

Nonument 01: McKeldin Fountain Public Art Project at McKeldin Fountain

What happens when technology meets nostalgia and urban planning? The answer is Nonument, an art project dedicated to the preservation of public spaces and their history through the power of augmented reality. In the first Baltimore installment of this project, Saturday is the release day for the McKeldin Fountain app in McKeldin square. The demolition of the fountain in 2016 was a loss of both a unique public space and carried out with little public input. Nonument seeks to celebrate these landmarks through a gathering to collectively activate the app.

Plant Sale at Baltimore Free Farm

There’s never a wrong time to expand your plant collection and there’s no such thing as having too many plants. Now that we’ve covered all the logistical reason as to why you should spend Saturday morning at Baltimore Free Farm’s Plant Sale, let’s move onto the important details, the plants. There will be heirloom tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, miscellaneous veggies, herbs, and more. Sidenote: If anyone successfully can grow these foods, I will gladly take any extra you do not want!

Preakness Steaks at Pimlico Race Course

According to my Google searches which lasted roughly 45-seconds, no rapper has ever said, “I’m trying to raise the stakes like Preakness.” And that is an incredibly missed opportunity. So when everyone is watching the Preakness, think about that and let me know if I’m wrong.

Royal Wedding Celebration at Emma’s Tea Spot

First of all, if anyone has not seen Kevin Durant’s “Hey Google” commercial, please watch it. It’s fantastic. That being said, I’m also really excited that Emma’s Tea Spot is celebrating in the festivities as well. Visitors are encouraged the bring their fancy hats and pajamas for a tea party brunch. Although there is a lot to celebrate, is anyone else still sad that they wrote Rachel off of “Suits?”

Sunday

Brewscape 2018 at Birroteca

Following the Baltimore tradition of adding “-scape” to the end of the word as the name for an awesome event, Brewscape is an inaugural spring festival hosted by Birroteca. The event will feature local artists, musicians, and lots of craft beer. The event culminates with the first annual BirrOlympics, a competition featuring a series of beer intensive feats of endurance and prowess all in the name of charity. Participants will have the opportunity to sign up during the event. Just remember to stretch first, and look up the nearest emergency care provider in case things go south.

Cutting Board Class at Workshop of Our Own

No lie, I’ve spent probably an hour watching random DIY cutting board instructional videos on YouTube. Although I have a solid mental plan on how to make my own cutting board, I do not have the equipment or woodworking space to make said project a reality. Luckily, Workshop of Our Own has the tools and the knowledge for participants to leave with their own cutting board.

Mount Vernon Place Walking Tour and Monument Climb at Mount Vernon Place

Time to learn the history behind one of Baltimore’s most iconic (and Instagram-able) spots. The heritage walking tour dives deep into Mount Vernon’s pre-19th century history. The tour covers some of the most remarkable stories behind the over 200 year old monument, and gives visitors the opportunity to climb to the top of the monument for a view of central Baltimore.

West Baltimore Murals and History by Bike at New Public Sites

West Baltimore is home to quite the collection of public art works and murals. The city began a public arts program in the 1970s, and a majority of those works can be found throughout West Baltimore neighborhoods. Join Baltimore Heritage (by bike of course) for this unique view into the city’s history.

Yoga Brunch Club at The Charles

What do you say when you do not want to leave yoga class? Nah Imma stay. Well Sunday’s yoga brunch is a perfect opportunity to both practice yoga and its terrible puns. Participants will also receive one free drink and access to a small bites brunch with purchase of an event ticket.

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