Going up

‘Skintellectuals’ Super-informed beauty shoppers who know their nicotinamide from their retinol.

‘Duh’ The Tyra Banks-approved way to show you think what someone has said isn’t worth much cop.

Green From Rihanna’s lime-coloured nails to the olive shades that are all over the high street, it’s good to go green this summer.

Meatless meatballs, anyone? Photograph: William Van Hecke/Corbis via Getty Images

Meatless meatballs Your Ikea lunch is set to get a plant-based option. Just add lingonberry.

Mood rings Amazon is reportedly working on a wearable gizmo that can recognise human emotions. We’ll stick to the 90s accessory, thanks.

Egg heads Reap the benefits of a yolky hair mask with TonyMoly’s Haeyo Mayo condiment-style concoction. No cracking needed.

Going down

Bog-standard trainers Balenciaga has added LEDs to the heels of its Track Trainer, bringing back memories of LA Gear’s 90s must-haves.

Rosé Vermouth is the drink of the summer. Belsazar does a rosé version if you’re still keen to drink pink.

Watercolour ink Minimalist designs in black and grey are among the top tattoo trends this year.



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Philately A collector of Supreme sports items recently sold 1,300 accessories for £200,000 at Sotheby’s. Stamp collecting just got a lot less appealing.

Double cleansing Time-consuming. Actor Shailene Woodley uses body wash to remove makeup – efficient.

Identiskirts The leopard-print midi – as seen around the world in 100% polyester – now has a dedicated Instagram account (@leopardmidiskirt).