Players have been known to manipulate the truth in bizarre ways in an effort to explain away off-the-field injuries, and we must say it's not easy (though it is fun) to picture Dez Bryantblasting Sarah Bareilles on his home stereo while concocting wild recipes at the stovetop. That said, we make no accusations here. If Dez likes to get a stew on during his private time, more power to him.