Base was in a ruckus again, gals took the airbus to chase some guy in a two-seater. No luck. Might as well, the list of probably illegal stuff we did is getting kinda long.Another Academy airbus. This time I actually got to order the gals to go get it. Note to self: Order them to put clothes on next time. All I got was "Yes ma'am!" and they all ran off in various stages of undress.The reports from the field were...disgusting. They landed in a swamp and apparently they had entirely too much fun 'wrestling' the nurses around in the mud.They came back tracking mud all over the barracks, entirely too pleased with themselves. Apparently the consensus is that this is some kind of game to them. One of these days one will them will come with a bullet in the head, and they'll fucking blame me, I just know it.Head Brainer barged in today. She said that the brainers have...'researched' the two saved gals thoroughly. And that they asked the runts to 'recruit' them too. I swear, does everything have to be a sexual innuendo around here?All that's left is for me to meet the two new dweebs.They don't seem very impressive to me, but then again they had the good sense of not charging out of the house to get diced by the dudes with cutlasses, so I count that as a win.Anyway, after that Head Brainer droned on and on about all kinds of random stuff, and even asked me if I thought? What kind of question is that? Like, duh, of course we are superior, everyone knows that. After that, she said she wants some dogs around. Fine by me, maybe the gals will learn how to behave if they have some positive examples around.I have been neglecting writing in here. To be fair, nothing much happened these days. It was pretty quiet, and I've had time to get...'acquainted' with Savage Basilisk. (Oh no, I'm doing it too, now.) She's really intense and fun, but I worry that eventually she'll cut off my face and wear it as a skinsuit. But I have a plan.The crazy chainsaw gal informed me today that she wants to be known asfrom now on. That it's a revered name in one of the old earth languages meaning 'father rip and tear'. I wanted to tell her she can't be a father of anything without the equipment, but I remembered she has a chainsaw. Good choice.Other than that, nothing much happened except the brainer gal barging in at exactly midnight every night and yelling at me about some random thing or other. Usually it's a random mix of esoteric philosophy, and practical knowledge everyone should know.I gave the order for the runts to dig a new swimming pool. All I got in return was "Yes m'am, one extractor coming right up!" I wanted to say something, but they left running before I could get a word edgewise. I sense a trend in here.I've been told that another airbus has been sighted. I only got word after people were already en-route. I only wonder how many of them went tits-out this time.I'm way past caring. I'm just happy that Jack is paying us for all these airbuses. At least I will be able to pay the salaries of everyone that is dicking around....cause me and the gals won't see a cent.Field trip? FIELD TRIP? I've woken up today to the sound of giggling. Runts and brainers huddled around the radio, egging the gals on. Apparently, they took the airbus on a 'retaliation' against the Academy.Most of them went naked, because "It will strike fear in the hearts of our enemies, boss." Dipshits.This is one of the pictures they sent back. Poor academy flunkie.Apparently, most felt increasingly confident that they can handle ANYTHING. Still, the 4 prisoners they brought back fetched us a nice ransom. I am starting to warm up to Jack, he makes for a pretty good fence.In order to placate me, the brainers came up with the idea of starting to annoy the Guild too. GREAT! Now we'll have two factions who want us dead.Well, Head Brainer barged in, dragging a ruffled government representative with her. Apparently, he's here to commend us for a job well done and to hand us a briefcase with money. While it's no treasure, I could pay everyone, and even have some leftover.CORRECTION: HAD some leftover. Head Brainless took it all and told me another of her 'friends' will arrive soon. I tried to object, but she started showing me some graphs about how they're actually earning us money and that it makes mathematical sense to hire a full team as soon as possible. I suspect they're just blowing it all on crack and wenches.