Welcome to Week Three of the Meltdown, folks. Today we highlight the angry fans of the Iowa Hawkeyes, USC Trojans, and Jawja Bulldogs. As always, the language below is not suitable for the easily offended. If you have a distaste for foul mouths I suggest that you point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned.

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Merry fucking Christmas, little brother. You can send the thank you card to Kirk Ferentz.

Eat the fucking buyout and get a coach who tries to win games

i'm so fucking sick of Iowa being half assed we can get half assed for a LOT GODDAMN LESS THAN FOUR MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS A FUCKING YEAR. TAKE YOUR SON AND GREG DAVIS AND GET THE FUCK OUT

fuck you kirk.

someone stab me in the face.

give me a fucking break

NEVER ICE A KICKER BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK

this is a clinic on how to give a game away

fuck you kirk and fuck you greg davis

There's a 800 pound gorilla in the room and he's sitting in the coaches box

So the state of Iowa has two shit teams this year

and UNI ain't one of them

Fucking Clown Show. I can't believe this shit still surprises me. Fire that fuck and not just bc of the stupid timeout call but for the utterly feckless coaching job we have suffered since I don't know when.

Fuck this shit! What did I just watch? Who cares? I have more beer

guys i don't think we're going to make the playoff

I keep being thankful american sports don't relegate shitty teams to a lower league for a year

Man up and eat the fucking buyout. Oh, show Barta the door on the way out too. I will not even consider attending another Iowa game with KF as head coach. Because he will fuck up and lose the game.I'm beginning to think we are living in an Ayn Rand reality where we pay the incompetent 4.5 million dollars a year for FAILURE.

I am ashamed to be an Iowa fan, and next time either the Foundation or the Alumni Association calls wanting a handout - not ONE FUCKING PENNY UNTIL KF IS GONE. I feel bad for the players. They are being coached into a shitshow every single week. We should only RARELY lose to ISU, if ever. We've been the better team on paper for every single one of the games KF has coached against them and he's .500 against ISU.ISU will probably lose all, if not most of the rest of their games.

I am ashamed to be an alumni of Iowa today. Truly ashamed.

I'd really like to lose a different way for once,

like getting the kick shitted out of us instead of these excruciating close losses. It really just feels like a prescription at this point.

I am so fucking pissed. So angry. I'm already having a bad day emotionally and this just shoved the red hot iron of ultimate disappointment into my gut. I hate this. I hate KF football. He is the worst hiring decision we have ever made.

I haven't felt this bad since I accidentally forgot to wash my hands and got Ben Gay on my nuts.

You know, I was following the game here

Until the first half ended... I've torn in this California drought all of the grass out of my yard so I can install crushed granite next week, and I was out leveling a dirt yard by hand in 100F 15% RH heat, and when I'd duck into the a/c for water, I was checking the 2nd half meltdown. Its hard fucking work, and all I could think about when I was leveling that dirt is how I want to apply the Norman Bates solution to Barta's dumb ass contract extension...

How about a kickstarter to raise the $$ for a buyout. Investors would need to get a ‘seat at the table' though.

Watched the KF post-game video--why does no one ask him real questions? Some reporter lobbed some softball about giving Koehn credit for making a FG. Are you kidding me?! We all watched him kick the fucking field goal. I don't give a shit what Kirk thinks about the job he did on that field goal. What about all the things he completely fucked up? Why not ask him how he felt about GD's play-calling today, why not ask him why we play Jacob Hillyer, a WR who seems to carry a fucking CB magnet in his helmet, when Willies and Powell sit on the bench. Why not ask him where the Raider package was at in a game where we desperately needed to rest our DL and pressure the quarterback? Or maybe ask him why we played nickel for one goddamned down and ran a delayed blitz on 3rd and 5?

Ferentz is going to owe me a new liver for this shit. Fuck.

Blow my fucking brains out with a nail gun.

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Why do I sports?

The Coug's are winning 21-0. By Pac-12 law, someone else has to coug it this weekend to maintain conference parity.

I hate everything.

WHY ARE WE RUNNING INTO THINGS WE HAVE 0 YARDS RUSHING OR SOMETHING

WE HAVE FOUR FUCKING RUSH YARDS. FUCKING. FOUR.

You know what sucks so much about this game? This just feels like a Kiffin-led team.

Either way I'm gonna be jacking off with my tears tonight but dear god let them be happy.

So we score here, onside, score again, onside, win. This is NCAA '14. I have cheat codes.

wait shit we don't want any of those.

This is literally a mirror image of the Oregon State 2008 game. #6 is jacuzzi rodgers. we have a samoan in #56 and a brian cushing lookalike, #6 under center for SC, a receiver wearing #1 that disappears

Goddammit, Kiffin got a hold of our headset again

Negative run, run, sack, punt. Pt 6

We like remakes here in Hollywood.

So clearly our problem is the rush defense. Sarkiffian you better figure this the fuck out. There's teams in the PAC-12 that rush this well if not better, and if we can't stop them we're FUCKED.

I hate my life.

So, who's going to start the official "SC needs to stop recruiting statues at QB" thread?

Oh hey they're blitzing still

Let's not call a screen to counter it again

Stick a fork in this team their done.

Shit effort all around

I really hope I don't see any of the homers bitching about some other team's ranking -- as in teams that ACTUALLY FUCKING WIN, even if against shitty opponents. Boston College is HORSE SHIT. USC is NOT a top-10 team.

Glad the Mayweather fight comes on tonight. That'll take some of the attention away lol. (Laughing at the pain is my only resort right now)

Where are the sunshine pumpers who thought we would come back in the 2nd half? Plz pick up a white courtesy phone

From here on fuckin out, we only recruit Black QBs. The Blacker, the better. I'm tired of mobile QBs raping us.

Furd shoulda beat the shit outta us.

But Shaw became the black LK and threw the game to us.

Anyone else think Sark, Wilcox, and Drevno should be fired following this raging dumpster fire???

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Seems like Grantham never left town

Our D couldn't stop a 5-year-old with one leg. Our O couldn't score from the 9 yard line. Our prize kicker missed 2 FGs. The refs stole about 14 points from us. Just a synergy of suck all around.

I am sorry, but HUTSON MASON SUCKS

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Switched from beer to bourbon somewhere in the second quarter. Hasn't helped much. The truth is that we are getting beat on both lines. I sure hope Bobo and Pruitt can fix that at the half.

Also, fuck political ads, on both sides.

You had 1st anf goal and Gurely did not carry the ball 3 times. You jackass. You are a jackass. I take back every time I have ever defended Bobo. You are a total jackass.

Jesus I feel like I'm watching the braves.

Okay I've got a beer, chocolate cake, and "Everybody Hurts" is on repeat in the CD player. Time for my post-game loss ritual

Only Georgia could have first and goal on the 4 with the best player in the country and fuck it up that bad

Seriously fuck you mike bobo. I'm fucking done with this shit. 3rd and god damn three and we pass with a fucking QB has barely ever played in college when we the best backfield in the country. FUCK MIKE BOBO.

Man that's fuckin crazy. I hate everything. I hate football. I hate caring. Fuck you SCa. Fuck.

Pruitt better shoot a safety during halftime to raise morale.

Get fucking Damian Swann out of my fucking face.

He cant fucking cover.

He cant fucking tackle.

All he is is a fucking liability.

Ready for you to be done you pos.

welcome to Georgia sports

we hope you like taking in tha ass sans lube

F.u.c.k Mike Bobo and f.u.c.k. Mark Richt

2 weeks to prepare and we get our $ hit pushed in like this?

Play zone all night and let them play pitch and catch all night?

F.ucking Bobo with the bull $ hit long developing plays trying to be all cute.

1st and goal from the 4 and we dont run gurley. Fuck bobo.

F..cuking waste a time out when you need it on a useless challenge.

F..uck this team. Time to avoid sports talk for a week.

F.u.c.k you......you weak piece if shit. Choke on your own dick.

Was Pruitt on vacation all week or did we hire Grantham back? Our fucking defense looks like garbage. This is a complete embarrassing pile of bullshit.

Fuck you you cocksucker. You can't take the truth. Look in the mirrir bitch. Fuck you half piece of shit fan. Go bandwagon another team!

None of this would have mattered if not for that bullshit holding call on the Gurley TD. Not to mention that was a horrible spot. The officiating in general this game was terrible. Fuck Marshall Morgan for not being able to make a 30 yard field goal.

Weather delays like this are the fucking dumbest thing going in college football right now. This is fucking stupid. When was the last time that even a single person got struck by lightning during a football game prior to these ridiculous weather rules being in place? Fuck these rules and fuck the idiots that came up with them. Fuckers.

Honest to god, in my time at UGA, I cannot remember a questionable call with huge momentum implications actually going in our favor.

Get that fat fuck off the field. That's twice he's fucked us.

Fuck Mike Bobo

fucking piece of shit

Anyone else think that defender had something else in mind by hanging onto Gurley's ankle for that long?

Jesus if you're gonna rough the passer you may as well break his legs.

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