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The machinery that keeps influencers running is complex, multifaceted, and, above all else, terrifying. While some internet personalities exist only as forces for good (see: the “cleanfluencers,” that guy in a suit who reviews everything), they’re outweighed by the masses of inexplicably wealthy people who do stuff like fake-g oing to Coachella and monetizing their weddings and newborn children in service to the implacable gods of c ontent. This sort of devotion can be pretty puzzling. It drives influencers to do stuff that, as the examples above show, nobody should do. The #engagement hunger can grow so powerful, in fact, that it’s led to a bunch of influencers just destroying expensive Supreme clothes and other branded products as a way to keep people invested.

Videos showing this sort of thing are all over YouTube and Instagram. In the one above, which was posted a few years ago, a YouTuber films a Louis Vuitton/Supreme collaboration hoodie (claimed, then, to be worth about $4,000) being stomped and pissed on, smeared with food, run over by a truck, and then doused in lighter fluid and set on fire. Elsewhere, an Instragram post shows seven different Supreme accessories, from mugs to Christmas tree ornaments, being crushed by a car’s wheel. In another, a guy takes a pair of AirPods whose case has been wrapped in a Supreme sticker, and drops them in water, throws them against a wall, and then drives over them in a car.




The Guardian’s André Wheeler covered this influencer subgenre, highlighting a few more videos in which Vans/Supreme collaboration slip-ons are roasted on a barbecue and a Swarovski collaboration t-shirt is deliberately mangled.




Wheeler quotes some of the people behind these clips, who mostly talk about the entertainment value of destroying valuable stuff as a vicarious thrill for viewers who can’t afford to buy it for themselves. The kind of people making these videos, after all, are usually pulling in good money: Wheeler is told by one influencer that his “social media activity” generates “five figures each month,” which is then used to buy Supreme items to make the videos in the first place. Wrecking some of the clothes and accessories as a stunt that boosts channel interest and keeps that money coming in ends up making sense in the creepy logic of influencer economics.




Basically, the whole trend is part performance art, part rich person flex—a reminder that influencers live in a different reality from the rest of us and have created a style of marketing even more excessive and bizarre than what we’ve gotten used to in the past.



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