Come on Chris, it’s time to talk (Picture: Frankston Community Noticeboard)

A man named Chris is certainly the talk of this town.

His name has been plastered everywhere by his pregnant girlfriend who really wants to talk.

The disgruntled ex turned street artist has scrawled the same message all over town hoping Chris will do the right thing and call her before the baby is born.

In huge purple letters, she wrote: ‘Chris u need 2 talk 2 me b4 baby is born or don’t bother after.’


It has appeared on floors, brick walls and doors across Frankston, a suburb in Melbourne, Australia.

Frankston locals are desperately hoping Chris will finally get the message before the entire neighbourhood is reduced to purple graffiti.

Chris, are you even listening? (Picture: Frankston Community Noticeboard)

A baby is on the way, Chris! (Picture: Frankston Community Noticeboard)

On the Frankston Community Noticeboard, a post directed at Chris read: ‘Chris… Can you please just call her before she destroys the whole city?’



The lack of a surname means every Chris in Frankston is now looking over their shoulder.

But the ongoing saga has strangely united the community in resolving the dispute.

Kirsty Ingram wrote under the post: ‘Jeez I hope Chris goes to these places so he gets this very important message, and perhaps he can tell baby mama to clean up after herself so she sets a good example for baby.’

Leanne Heenan said the mystery pregnant woman is well and truly ‘on her way to trashing the place’, adding: ‘Wonder how long Chris has got. Come on Chris, we’ve suffered enough.’

Chris, this is getting out of hand now (Picture: Frankston Community Noticeboard)

We get the feeling Chris hasn’t phoned his ex yet (Picture: Frankston Community Noticeboard)

Although some people reckon Chris is better off staying away.

Jake Roberts said: ‘Who ever this Chris is, just needs to keep running and never look back.

‘New phone, new number, new house, new area, new country, new planet.’

Nyree Hamilton wrote: ‘I just can’t work out why Chris doesn’t call, she seems like a wonderful person.’

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