Golden Pill Makes Your Poop Glitter

The slang phrase “he’s got money coming out the wazoo” is actually pretty accurate thanks to these golden pills. Apparently they have been around for a few years now but I somehow missed it. If you got money to shit out, this product right here is your golden ticket. Dubbed as the Gold Pill, it’s a capsule pill that has been dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf.

Besides making your poop sparkle, there really is no point to this product. If you got $425 to digest, I say go for it.