CMS Secretary on verge of quitting and joining Friedmanite19

Saldol, the culture, media and sport secretary has confirmed that he is currently being targeted by Friedmanite19 and that he is currently considering whether he will jump ship.



The revelation will come as a blow, but also as a relief in someways, to the prime minister, DrCaeserMD, who has been on a charm offensive against Friedmanite19's efforts to sway Conservative members and MPs away from his party and to the preliminary named Democratic Freedom Party. He has assured members that he is always willing to listen to members, and that all they had to do was reach out to him and he will deal with problems and concerns.



Speculation has been rife over how many Conservative will join the DFP. Currently, three members of the Conservatives have quit in the past two days.



One point of speculation, was whether Saldol, who is seen to be on the right of the party, would quit. Whilst some point to his right wing ideas as proof that he will quit, others point to the fact that he remained in the Duncs11-led UK Independence Party despite have disagreements with the leader over policy.



When asked, one Conservative cabinet member said that they didn't want Saldol to leave. "He's eccentric yes," they admitted. "But I like him."



The prime minister's allies have pointed to the number of defections currently and have argued that it looks worse than it actually is. They point out that when other parties have three members leave, people don't bat an eye. "What makes it worse," they say "is that Friedmanite19 is getting people to write out resignation speeches in order to maximise publicity and damage to the prime minister. It's quite pathetic. All these resignations are only harming any potential cooperation that can be had with a new party - nobody will trust them after this."