I love mail - real mail. I've been a postal nerd ever since I can remember. So this exchange was particularly exciting for me. And my Postcard Santa did not disappoint!!!!!!!!!!

It doesn't show up in the photo but this is an amazing 3D postcard!!! (Who doesn't love 3D?!?!?!) - And making it even more spectacular is the wholesome boating scene complete with SWANS and a WINDMILL - OH MY GOD!!!

And if that wasn't enough to push this clearly into the fucking amazing zone... my Santa got this on a trip to the Norfolk Broads which you can only get to by boat!!! HOLY SHIT!! EXOTIC LANDS! Mother. Fucking. YES!!!

As far as postcards go, consider my mind completely blown, complete nerd satisfaction has been accomplished and I am stoked out of my skull!!!

Postcard Santa...I can't thank you enough and only hope that this long, rambling, message full of capital letters, commas and exclamation points, and too many swear words gets across fully how much you kicked ass this exchange!!!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS the drawing of the alien with the postcard on the back made me literally squeal out an "awww" so loud my cat gave me a serious side eye.