Well, almost.

But it looks like I just have to settle with a box filled with fun stuff from ThinkGeek. /damn./

In all honesty, my gifter went all out.

I got:

Some Han Solo Carbonite Ice Tray Molds

A Nerf Gun(I haven't had one of those in forever. MY CHILDHOOD WILL BE AVENGED)*

Bacon Flavored Popcorn!

Some Super Mario "?" boxes filled with candies

Zombie Jerky!

A PB&J sandwhich in a can? WHAT SORT OF WIZARDY IS THIS?!?

Some sweet Ninja chopsticks that I use to impress some sushi rolls into my mouth

a windup rover that is going to explore all magnets on my fridge

Some bacon sanitizer to make sure my hands are clean...and delicious

A spy remote that will allow me to reek havoc on the tv's at work

And in addition to all that, I also got 2 months of Reddit Gold!

Thank you so much, randumnumber! I hope your first Arbitrary Day was awesome!

*batteries included