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“So, you’re the scrappy cub reporter tasked with the responsibility of writing that feature piece about my seemingly banal science research in your newspaper or possibly magazine, eh?”

“Er … yes, Dr. Cruelpepper. I suppose that’s me. I'm just here to talk about your experimentation with bacteria and I'm sure that's all we can anticipate discussing today. I want to give readers a sense of your vision for SWEET MOTHER WHAT IS THAT?”

“Oh, this is Frank.”

Mew.

“Dr. Cruelpepper, this a … he’s a …”

“Frank is a unique specimen, I grant you.”

Mew?

“Why would you think to even introduce this quasi-mechanical prehistoric beast to our world‽ We … it’s ..."

“Aw, I had to create Frank. Who else would keep Gwendolyn company?”

“Who is Gw- HOLY JAMBALAYA. IT’S A PANDA BEAR WITH CHAINSAWS FOR ARMS.”

Snort. Snuffle.

“Oh, sorry. Gwendolyn likes to sniff.”

“Dr. Cruelpepper, you’re out here creating these beastly abominations … just ... why? Tell me why.”

“Same reason I made Frank meow. Life finds a way, my friend, but without whimsy, it’s pretty freakin’ dull.”

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