Oof. Another election, another litany of threats from American liberals vowing to leave the country if a Republican is elected president:

If Romney win I'm leaving the country #Straight? — Tae (@cantFoolaFoolie) October 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/ashleycameronxx/status/255768908705968129

If Romney wins, im leaving america deadass… — Sujud Awad Bargouthi (@Judddy95) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/JaymzzzC/status/253663002430164992

Almost election time. If fuck romney wins I'm leaving the country — Jaydon Taylor (@itsjaydontaylor) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/mopaynter/status/255810732803911680

Romney get in office, im goin to get my passport.. I'm leaving yall ass.. — ScottyDrippin! Ⓜ️ (@LucciTENNTY3) October 9, 2012

We’re sure we’ll miss that guy.

But where will they go?

Many say they will move to Canada if Romney prevails on Election Day next month:

http://twitter.com/CeCeBangin/status/255497312896442368

https://twitter.com/iRockAndRauhl/status/255863953861787648

http://twitter.com/CAShmoney__flow/status/255836729167183873

If Romney wins .. I'm fer sure moving to Canada . — Baby Hussle (@OhLookItsRaven) October 10, 2012

Is anyone else seriously considering moving to Canada if Romney wins the election? — solstice child (@akilahshani) October 9, 2012

if mitt romney wins I'm moving to Canada — mik (@miknuggett) October 4, 2012

If Mitt Romney wins this election, I'm moving to Canada. — Katy Fincham (@KatyFinch) October 9, 2012

Yeah, Canada here I come RT "@MeltsN_yaMouth: If Romney wins, I'm moving out of the country…" — Reginald Sr. (@Im_gr8nss) October 1, 2012

If Romney wins I'm moving to Canada #Dumbass — Jasen Fernsler (@JasenFernsler) October 4, 2012

If Mitt Romney Win , I'm Moving To Canada . — Feb (@NoLove_Given) October 9, 2012

Im sorry, but if Romney is elected then I'm moving to Canada. — Sarah Stone (@_sarahstone) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/hugzforfree/status/255764307831291904

http://twitter.com/killTharris/status/255773161273036803

If Romney wins, I'm moving to Canada on my 18th birthday. — kween (@___k8__) October 9, 2012

If Mitt Romney wins ? I swear I'm moving to Canada? #TeamObama — omar. (@ohhhhmar) October 4, 2012

Hosers.

Some are considering England:

https://twitter.com/jenny_coyle/status/253661310921883649

http://twitter.com/amandajanice_/status/255794688685137920

After watching the debate again in polisci I'm moving to England or Canada if Mitt Romney becomes president. — Talia DiGiulio (@tdigggggs) October 9, 2012

http://twitter.com/Margot_Tatiana/status/253675139256963074

if romney wins i'm moving to England. who's coming with? — Sam Fisch (@SamFishyy) October 4, 2012

http://twitter.com/Mary_lovexx27/status/253671576552218624

http://twitter.com/DayaGomezHomies/status/254326289765392384

if Romney wins, I'm moving to England. — Gretchen ♡ (@blessthismess__) October 4, 2012

http://twitter.com/ShelbyLucas2/status/253687453666402304

http://twitter.com/Maddiecox27/status/255646840266035201

Or the greater U.K.:

https://twitter.com/AYO_NikNak/status/253678805686833155

VOTE FOR OBAMA, NOT MITT! This country is going to collapse to pieces if mitt Romney is president. I will move to Scotland if chosen. — bossybossxox374MTV (@gsantiagoballer) October 4, 2012

If Mitt Romney becomes president, then that's it… I'M MOVING TO SCOTLAND. — zayn malik (@zaymilks) October 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/kwalsh46/status/255570913267953664

https://twitter.com/pippinramon/status/254017467070955520

https://twitter.com/broNaNa45/status/253668683057070080

https://twitter.com/aaaashley_/status/255264881178189824

I wonder how much moving to Ireland or Scottland would cost. Because if Mitt Romney gets elected I'm leaving. — Liz. (@lizaferr_) October 3, 2012

Italy’s looking pretty good to them, too:

I'm probably gonna move to Italy if Romney wins I look lik Mario they'll lik me ova dere — IG 4thmuthafuker (@4thmuthafuker) October 2, 2012

If Romney get in office im leaving to Italy. Screw this — Daqualah simpkins (@TheeConscious) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/Jess_Jadexo/status/255654397588160512

https://twitter.com/keytoluxury/status/253683641484443650

I'm moving to Italy if Romney win; Italian men love black girls — illest ice™ (@iamDynastyCold) October 4, 2012

It’s worth noting that those who escape to Italy will avoid the second coming of Mussolini:

I'm Italian, and in Italy we had someone just like Romney… His name was Benito Mussolini — ∞ ⱣirateWench ⚓️™ (@PirateWench) October 9, 2012

Australia also holds a lot of promise:

Im moving to Australia if Romney wins. — Adrianna ❗️ (@mshtx_) October 4, 2012

http://twitter.com/blueyedbri/status/255837724840435712

http://twitter.com/ya_PHILme/status/255736799236874240

If Romney wins this election, I'm moving to australia — Lexi (@lexi_lou628) October 4, 2012

If Mitt Romney wins I'm moving to Canada….or Australia — Jessica (@Miss_Jay17) October 9, 2012

http://twitter.com/ChloeCrowdes/status/253692073864204289

http://twitter.com/maura_xox/status/253533076146253824

http://twitter.com/IAm_YoungDread/status/253688642625761280

Good point. Romney wants to send people back to the cotton fields, after all.

http://twitter.com/_KidFolarin/status/253666704670986242

OBAMA IS BLACK.

ROMNEY IS WHITE.

IM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA. — ☽ Mollypop ☾ (@MollySingleton3) October 4, 2012

Wait … what?

http://twitter.com/Dex3Mariee/status/253665238568816640

If Romney wins this election I'm moving to Australia for 4 years because last time Bush took it nobody said shit but me and Jesse Jackson — Chris setitoff jones (@ChrisJones205) October 2, 2012

If Romney is elected, I'm moving to Australia. — B (@BradleyRay3) October 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/sydneycarrr/status/253643996319064064

https://twitter.com/Oh_me_so_HORNEy/status/253599570309808128

If Romney wins this election I'm moving to Australia for 4 years because last time Bush took it nobody said shit but me and Jesse Jackson — Chris setitoff jones (@ChrisJones205) October 2, 2012

And how about New Zealand (where, incidentally, the prime minister is a member of the conservative National Party)?

http://twitter.com/luciouslyrical/status/253689413459120129

Told my New Zealand friend that if Romney is elected I am moving to her country. She said "Deal. We don't need politics we have ferns." — Amber Lee (@JoseAmbuervo) October 4, 2012

http://twitter.com/LICK_HER_OREOS/status/254631579186515968

If Romney wins this election, I'm moving to New Zealand because this fucker is not taking away the shit that I believe in. — Stargirl (@Cannadiss) October 4, 2012

If Mitt Romney is the next president of the United States, you better believe I'm moving to New Zealand! #OBAMA2012 — kibbles (@kyybs) October 4, 2012

http://twitter.com/kittyprincessxo/status/253238157275979776

http://twitter.com/lovingschneider/status/253667338388393984

Charming.

Many see Mexico as a safe haven away from all the inevitable right-wing oppression that will ensue if Romney wins:

https://twitter.com/EdFoo89/status/255808422157615104

If mitt Romney wins I'm packing my shit and going back to mexico — Miguelito™ (@LITO1017) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/SarasModernLife/status/255852417311207425

https://twitter.com/SheBanging__/status/255868039441031169

https://twitter.com/RaunchyHoran/status/255880324448407552

https://twitter.com/FCK_Youux5/status/255850701022969856

And it’s important not to overlook Cuba, that steady beacon of freedom in a sea of political turmoil:

If Romney is elected, me voy pa cuba. — kenshin rurouni (@JosneryRossjr) October 4, 2012

If romney wins i'm leaving to cuba. — Chiddy (@_JulianGallego) October 4, 2012

If Mitt Romney wins I'm moving to Cuba — Don Toño Killuminati (@DeLaCity415) October 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/_JennAyyyy/status/255738410558443520

If Mitt Romney becomes president we all might as well move to Cuba. — The Danimal (@D_Smithh8) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/Stephywuuut/status/253660646862901249

https://twitter.com/IAMLexxie/status/255426467951960064

If romney becum president im movin out da usa, shit send me to cuba w fidell and his bro idgaf — dirtyjerzee_ (@ICHASECHINKS_) October 3, 2012

A few Twitterers believe that these kinds of threats are empty ones:

If you say you're moving to Canada if Romney/Obama wins election, you're better off leaving now and revoke citizenship in the process. Bye — Jack D (@jack_d96) October 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/BrittneyDuhh4L/status/255847852725653504

But these people aren’t drama queens; they’re dead-set on getting the heck outta Dodge — and off of Earth:

If Romney gets elected. I'm living on the moon. — Arica (@Aricalovesyou) October 4, 2012

Who's down with moving to the moon if #Romney wins? — SaintPaul (@PJ_YaBish) October 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/tijhanalivehard/status/253678375640657921

If romney wins I'm moving to the moon bitch — Still Slummin (@PoppaMarcus) October 4, 2012

Mit Romney is legit a fucking retard. If he's president I'm moving to the moon ok. — rachel (@fourhes) October 4, 2012

They must really want to leave; even Ernie, who’s pals with Romney victim Big Bird, admits he’d never want to live on the moon.

We hear Mars is lovely this time of year, too.

If romney wins we r allllll fucked im moving to mars — Qzaddy (@__MISSLMAO) October 9, 2012

If Romney becomes American president I am leaving for Mars #pillock — danielle flannery (@daniellemflan) October 10, 2012

I'm moving to mars.. People are stupid! .. WTF IS NEXT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT ?! The world is coming to an end! #GirlBye — SistaGerl (@jadejanelle) October 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/CallMejazz__/status/253701971071074305

Don’t forget to pack the lady parts!

https://twitter.com/melissabeaird/status/253670576600788992

If Romney actually becomes president this year I'm packing my shit& moving to mars. He'll never deserve my citizenship. #Peasant — j-baby (@thatjoziegirl) October 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/Chelseaaaface/status/255193043702005760

If Romney get elected because not enough of you muthafuckas vote I'm moving to Mars — IG tha_ugly_friend (@Tatted_Ratchet) October 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/fabul0usb0yz/status/253673034559414272

Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit’s dead.