SportsCenter’s “Not Top 10,” meet your jewel — family jewel, that is.

The ceremonial first pitch ahead of the Red Sox-Cardinals game at Fenway Park Wednesday night turned painful when the fan’s toss sailed way over the catcher’s outstretched glove and right into a cameraman’s genitals.

The cameraman, identified as the Eagle Tribune’s Tony Capobianco, keeled over and grabbed his legs as those standing around the mound grimaced in unison.

The Red Sox were commemorating the 50th anniversary of the “Impossible Dream” team, which won Boston’s first AL pennant in 21 years after an improbable run in 1967, in a pregame ceremony attended by several team members.

They gathered around the infield to watch Jordan Leandre, a diehard Red Sox fan and former cancer patient, who incidentally lost his grip on the ball as it coincidentally found its way toward Capobianco’s groin. Minutes after the incident, Leandre was poking fun at himself on Twitter.

Capobianco, meanwhile, can look at his own footage to remember the evening’s blunder.