

Washington, DC - Despite fighting about whether or not McConnell actually asked for his sauce on the side, and passive-aggressive comments about Trump’s growing waistline, the two Republican leaders assure the couple they’re on a double date with that they’re relationship is doing very well.



“Well what couple doesn’t fight?” chuckles Mitch McConnell, the other couple awkwardly smiling and nodding their heads. “I mean I don’t know a single couple that doesn’t argue on occasion!”

The two have been known to quarrel a lot more recently due to issues regarding health care, tax reform, and McConnell wishing Trump would call his mother more often.

After McConnell felt the need to remind Trump that the cake they ordered for dessert was to be shared, Trump stormed out angrily and waited by the car.

Later that night, Trump tweeted a selfie of them together with the caption “#LoveMyTurtle #CantStopUs #ReformThi$”