All week long, DeMarcus Cousins has been tweeting, sub-tweeting, and emoji-ing his emotions all over Twitter. Things like this:

https://twitter.com/boogiecousins/status/613225835365949440

and things like this.

https://twitter.com/boogiecousins/status/614139386922446849

What, pray tell, could Boogie Cousins be talking about? Well, he’s probably talking about the fact that trade rumors involving himself and virtually every team with an NBA draft pick in tonight’s draft have been swirling. First: it was rumored that George Karl wanted Boogie out. Then Vivek Ranadive. Then some weird, argumentative-but-maybe-on-the-same-page combination of both? Honestly, we’re all a little confused by what the hell is going on in Sacramento.

So, since it would appear important to Boogie to voice his frustrations via emoji-laden tweet, and since — at least at this point — it would seem that he’s going to be traded (*Author’s note: which is an insance proposition if you’re the Kings. But. . .you ARE the Kings, I guess, so why not do something ridiculous. Like, you know, hire Vlade Divac to make the bulk of your operations decisions.) by either Ranadive, Divac, Karl, or some combination of all three, we figured we’d step in and help him out with a few crappily created emojis.

Gorgeous George

The emoji needed when your new coach comes in and poops on the best player his team has had in the past decade.

Vivek Viper

The emoji needed to express how you feel when your team owner swaps you out for a college player who didn’t just average 24 and 12 with almost 4 assists per game against the Western Conference.

Here’s what a Tweet from Boogie could look like with the power of these new emojis in his hands.



Good look, Boogie. Feel free to not use these emojis wisely.

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