Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in Shadowrun [Sep. 26th, 2009|09:46 pm] TheGlen

78. Not allowed to commission a pistol that costs more than a sedan.

160. I will not load any gatling weapon with nothing but paint rounds.

179. Chummer means he is my friend, not that sharks find him tasty.

245. Not allowed to attend any opera whose name the GM confuses with a strip joint.

335. When installing cyberware, can't install the Clapper as a built in feature.

341. Not allowed to declare myself a free agent and take offers from other adventuring parties.

347. If I'm not the decker, I can't do anything I saw in Tron once.

403. My rigger does not get a bonus if his log in code is up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, Start.

526. If an NPC is known as the "One" I cannot volunteer to be the "Two".

599. Cannot start the new adventure with me trying to run down who ever didn't show up for the last adventure.

647. Any answer to a question involving the words 'wizard', 'station wagon' and 'wood paneling' is no.

764. In the middle of a chase in a commandeered car can't spend an action to change the radio presets.

1004. Not permitted to die from essence loss during character creation.

1047. If my troll is the smartest character in the party, the entire party is vetoed.

1058. When I get to the custom weapons creation section, I will keep turning those pages.

1063. Even if my character sheet says otherwise, I can’t max out the party with Delta class Cyberware immediately after character generation.

1283. For the last time, the elf wears the maid disguise and the troll wears the bouncer disguise.

1350. I will not dare the wage mage into trying to summon a class 20 spirit.

1396. No matter his condition, we aren’t selling the villain’s corpse as modern art.

1628. If all the players have to pool there d6's so I can roll for initiative, time to retire the character.

1652. My negamagician will not taunt the wage mage Brer Rabbit style.

1653. The power gamer would appreciate me not bringing the book with the rule he is grotesquely abusing.

1788. Even if it takes an hour before it's my turn again, can't kill time with solitaire.

1813. My troll's biography will not include the phrase 'sweet, sweet love'

1857. No unloading all my remaining ammo in the last bad guy so I don't have to carry it back with me.

1867. Can't have a gun that reduces people to Rorschach tests.

1972. No probating Dunkelzahn's will.

1996. If any player ends up in lingerie, the game is over.

2018. Spending my Rank 4 instead of Rank 5 priority on human does not make me more human than human.

2028. Even if the rules allow it, a called shot to the eyes with a sledgehammer isn't very practical.

2069. No explaining battle plans to the tune of a Jerry Reed song.

2076. If I'm commissioned to build an artillery gun, they don't mean a gun that fires howitzers.

2089. Even if it is a real way to kill somebody, I can't burke the bad guy.

2098. Even if I took it with me with the full intention of using it, a manhole cover counts as an improvised weapon.