Dear faithful Cat Ladies, Cat Lady allies, and other readers,

It has come to our attention that some ne’er-do-well has purchased the domain name http://www.australiancatladies.org and has redirected it to a similarly-titled organisation’s webste, http://www.acl.org.au.

[UPDATE: Apparently it now redirects to a Google Image Search for ‘dogs’. THIS IS EVEN WORSE.]

Needless to say, we are OUTRAGED. Our cats are letting out angry yowls as we speak! MEOW!!??!!?!?!

Who would DARE to so BLATANTLY and IMMORALLY squat a domain name like this?!!!? Just disgusting. Now hard working salt-of-the-earth Cat Ladies will be met with EXTREMIST ANTI-CAT PROPAGANDA when all they’re attempting to do is look at cuddly cat pictures.

We ask the perpetrators behind this, do you mock DOGS as much as you mock cats? Why do you single cats out for special harsh treatment? Is it because you know cats are an easy target?!?!?! You absolute cowards. You should be ashamed of yourselves, you smarty-pants canine-lovers.

We bet you’re dog-owners. Did you know that we even have some dog-owning friends? They don’t agree with the immature mockery you’re trying to make of us. You’re just giving them a bad name.

We have a right to free speech!!! You can’t censor us! Our meows will be heard wide and loud! You’ve just given us more publicity!!!

We will pray for you, after we have had our afternoon nap.