I'm 19 years old and live in syracuse, NY. I've always been sexually excited by the thought of girl's smelling my stench. Lately, i've been going on a diet consisting of hotsauce, redmeat, sauerkraut, diet soda, and beans. It always results in a VERY potent smelling odor.

Lately, i've been spending my time on the elevator and when a female comes in, i wait until the door closes and let one loose and try to keep them there as long as possible.

Usually they look very uncomfortable, awkward and maybe give me a dirty look, but one threatened to sue me today. She knew I was getting sexual pleasure out of watching her smell my flatulence. I've only been doing this for around 2 days now and i've actually had two people say they will file reports.

So my question is simple - is there anyway I can get into LEGAL trouble over this? I don't want to hear people tell me how it's "morally" wrong, "mean" or "weird". I don't tell YOU how to get your rocks off.