(read on stream is prerequisate) hes been streaming sonic heros for the last 10 FUCKING YEARS. AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT. some bloke in chat got him to take a sociopath test, and now we need him to take the bdsm test. if you dont know what that is, dont worry about it. all you need to know, is that this test is going to change the world. IM MAKING THIS SHORT AND SWEET. HE DOESNT NEED TO GO OUT TO MR MAGDONALD AND GET CHICCKEN OR THE FIRES. but what he does need is the website where you can take it, which will be sent to him upon gaining a total of,,,,,,,,, THREE HUDNRED SIGNS ON THIS PETITION. i know it seems like alot, but the first one was 100 signatures, the second was 200, and now. this is the motherload. the ultimatum of all funke petitions. the ghoast of chrispmas future. 300 is truly the best number for this petition, as funke said this stream. "three must be my unlucky numbert" PLEASE READ TEARMS AND COMDTIIONS: )1(. take the bdsm test. self explaintiory, find out if funke is a urinal cosplayer or not. )2(. AS A SIDE THING, the dastardly dreaded evil fiende, falth evie thiere (EVIL LYN) wants your (she told me to add EXACT) birthtime. dont know why, probably for demon summoning if im being hoenst, but this petition is a collab, OR A TRICOLLAB )3(. THE MAN MYTH LEGEND AND FUNKE IN DISGUISE, CINISTER HAS A QUITE, ((((((((sinister)))))))) REQUEST. hes here to kill a meme as well, AND HE COMES PREPARED. funke will eat 1 bite of Wasabi Root (quest item) (http://www.thewasabistore.com/shop/qce5g8s7fdyyhhs4i09qq242vz0z9r for every page he does of the bdsm test as there is a SHIT LODE OF PAGES. thats 11 bites. you choose how big or small they have to be. now the wasabi can be arranged to be something else as the price of the wasabi is AS MUCH AS 8 COPIES OF LEGO STAR WARS THE PHANTOM MENACE BUt you know thats cool.)4(. as a side quest for funkes enjoyment, i lied at the beginning. you can get some fries and a froesty or a milshake from wherever youself wants. youll want something sweet to keep you from wasabing. ill keep this crisp for now, but this is alister aiken, signing off -

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