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Original Air date: April 23rd, 2020

Caption: The UCB theatre closed but it's not as closed as the mind of Carolyn Goodman. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:35

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Paul begins by singing the J.G. Wentworth theme song.

The hosts play the Vegas Parking and Weather jingle and begin talking about Carolyn Goodman, the may or of Las Vegas. Matt played a strip club owner on a TV Judge show for former mayor Oscar Goodman. Paul attempt to pronounce Hydrochoroquine as the Trumpian COVID-19 cure.

The Las Vegas mayor's disastrous CNN interview starts to spread on the internet. Jacob updates with the news notifications. He also identifies Teller as the real person in charge of Las Vegas.

A Fake Commercial for Tommy Smithton's PSA about keeping it clean and missionary. "Keep the Devil at Bay, on your back you lay."

Matt talks about his younger child's birthday. He talks about a friend that is going around and putting on small concerts from the back of a truck.

Matt talks about watching Christian cinema as a part of his Scoopflix and Chill series with his wife.

Jacob identifies the singer as Monroe the garbageman.

A Fake Commercial of a Howie Mandell PSA thanking people for living the way he wants to "howielivenow.com."

The hosts talk about the UCB improv theatre closing. Matt and Paul tell their positive and negative stories about the UCB and how the organization failed. They also cojizzerate about their old improv situations.

Scoopmail Edit

In the twitch chat, they announce that the scoops are hosting a Zoom happy hour.

The Proper Scoop and Manananak Scoop send in some physical scoopmail of some home-mad masks for the hosts and their partners.

Bear Scoop writes in a story about nearly killing himself while listening to the podcast.

Little Spewed Scoop sends in a blowjob story.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The revenge of the nerd theme is played. Emma sends in a Scoopardy

Characters and Bits Edit