Let's hear it for all of the cat ladies out there who are now receiving the news of a lifetime.

A feline veterinary clinic based in Dublin is hiring what they describe as a "cat cuddler" for a full-time job, Mashable reports. "Are you a crazy cat person and loves cats? Does cattitude come naturally to you? Have you counted kittens before you go asleep? Does petting cats make you feel warm and fuzzy?" the job description teases. (Yes, yeah, of course, and yes). The lucky job winner will be tasked with overseeing the abundance of cats that come to the clinic, ensuring that they remain calm during their appointments and such. And, of course, you ease the cats' apprehensions by snuggling with them a lot.

"The ideal candidate must have gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time. They need to be softly spoke and capable of cat whispering to calm the nerves of some of our in patients," the job description continues, before adding the crucial deal breaker: "An ability to understand different types of purring is a distinct added advantage in helping you secure this position with us." You thought you were smart taking French in high school? Wrong.

But in all seriousness, you do need to have an Irish veterinary council–recognized qualification for the cat cuddler gig, so this is likely but a pipe dream for all of us right now. Don't be bummed, though. Instead of hastily packing up and moving to Ireland, might we recommend frequenting the increasingly popular cat cafés in the States — or even around the world — where you could even become a cat nanny if you were so inclined? That sounds pretty purrfect to us (as long as dogs aren't involved).

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