Michelle Bachmann saying she has made zero gaffes while running in the Republican Primary. Hey, Michelle! We have some clips for you to watch!

Newt Gingrich talking about how frugal he and his zombie mistress (Oops!, we meant wife) live, and then running up a hefty tab at Tiffany’s and taking a cruise on a private, and very expensive, yacht.

Mitt Romney attempting to connect with voters. Every attempt to connect with voters.

John Boehner crying.

The moment I realized Sarah Palin had faded into obscurity, just as I had predicted a year ago, and that the rest of the Nation didn’t care about her too much anymore, either.

When Jon Huntsman’s staff misspelled his name.

Every time we watched Rick Perry’s mad debating skills. He seems to get worse every time he’s in a debate. What’s up with that? That’s the polar opposite of learning from experience!

Paul Ryan charging folks to see him write on a chalkboard and arresting those with questions for the “distinguished gentleman”.

Eric Cantor getting mauled by a tiger…or did I dream that happened?

Herman Cain self-destructing…after groping half a million resentful women.

Somebody thought our Barack Obama article was non-fiction.

Ron Paul announcing that he wants to legalize hard drugs and prostitution..what could possibly go wrong?