BOSTON (CBS) — GQ created a list of 12 “Coaches Gone Wild,” and a couple of local leaders of sports teams made the not-so-flattering list.

Three-time Super Bowl champion Bill Belichick made the list, under the category “Human Monsters,” while first-year Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine was included under the “‘I’ in ‘Team’-ers” category.

Authors Jeff Johnson and David Roth wrote that it was not a difficult decision to include Belichick, but it was indeed hard trying to figure out which category in which he should be included.

“Actually, we could put this scowling, blond-TV-host-wooing, illegallyvideotaping- his-opponents control freak and future Hall of Famer in most categories on this list,” they said.

Belichick’s company in the “Human Monsters” category is former Saints defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, who was included because of his bounty program that encouraged players to “kill the head.”

Valentine, meanwhile, made the list for stealing the spotlight from his players.

“[Valentine] loves to cast doubts about the talent/physical and emotional preparedness of his own roster/all of Western civilization. With a smirk. To any news outlet large or small,” the story said.

Valentine’s company in the “‘I’ in ‘Team’-ers” category is Kentucky basketball coach John Calipari, who was included for his questionable tactics that have resulted in two Final Four trips being vacated.

“What we’re talking about is hubris in something close to its precise classical sense,” the story said. “Coaches, operating in a system that values absolute power, have, perhaps reasonably, come to believe that that power extends just as absolutely outside the locker room. Thus their Olympian puzzlement when upbraided for behavior that would give presidents and billionaires pause. It’s enough to make you pity the poor athletes who work for them.”

The complete list of coaches is below:

Amorous Wonders



Former Arkansas Razorbacks coach Bobby Petrino, for his affair with a 25-year-old and motorcycle crash coverup.

Louisville basketball coach and former Celtics coach Rick Petino, for his 15-second affair in a restaurant bathroom.

Human Monsters

Gregg Williams and Bill Belichick

Passive Aggressors

Former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, for not doing more than he could have to stop Jerry Sandusky from molesting boys.

Former Knicks coach and former FIU basketball coach Isaiah Thomas, for contributing to a losing culture in New York that included sexual harrassment.

“I” in “Team”-ers

John Calipari and Bobby Valentine

Morally Blind Guys

Saints head coach Sean Payton, for looking the other way when Williams’ bounty system was in place.

Former Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel, for failing to report his players trading memorabilia for tattoos.

Bloviators

Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen, for having no filter and challenging the sexuality of others.

Jets head coach Rex Ryan, for making “a lot of crazy-ass promises his team can’t keep.”