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Breaking news: Postman delivers mail. Dog wags tail. President of the United States hires loyalist.

This shocking development fuels Hate Trump, Inc.’s latest war dance. Specifically: The president has appointed Michael Caputo as assistant secretary of Health and Human Services for public affairs. Caputo now oversees HHS’s communications during the COVID-19 national emergency.

Two words summarize the left’s response, via Twitter. And they’re not, “Good luck!”

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“Caputo can be a good and effective official,” Maggie Haberman of the so-called “Paper of Record” wrote half-generously. “He also is more than willing to carry a rhetorical bat on behalf of whoever his boss is.”

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“Now they’re just recycling trash,” snarked Amy Siskind.

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“New level of crazy,” complained Michael Carpenter. “Trump has appointed impeachment conspiracy theorist (and Roger Stone buddy) Michael Caputo as ... Assistant Secretary of HHS.”

“Caputo is an intense Trump loyalist whose recent book, “The Ukraine Hoax,” alleged a conspiracy behind Trump’s impeachment,” Politico hectored Wednesday night.

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