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Is a wedding legal if the only one who witnesses it is a dog? Just kidding. That just makes it more legal. Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele of Key & Peele have formally joined each other in the bonds of holy matrimony, a fact you already picked up on while watching Peele’s Late Night appearance earlier this week, because you have the eyes of a goddamn hawk and spotted his wedding ring. Oh, also because he said it with his mouth. Peretti announced their elopement on Instagram. The two were accompanied only by their beautiful son, a silly pup in a Hawaiian shirt.