Report: Police on the Lookout for a Naked, Hairy Man Who Drives a Jeep

Described as Overweight and Driving a Black Jeep Patriot

You’re probably used to giving the “Jeep wave” to other Jeep drivers you see out on the road. That sort of instant camaraderie with strangers is a good thing. Please keep it up. However, if you’re in New Jersey and you see a naked man driving around in a black Jeep, you’ll want to call the cops, not wave.

CBS Philly reports that a “‘chubby’ white male man in his 30s to early 40s, ‘clean shaven’ with a faded style haircut” and more body hair than clothing has been spotted in Burlington County, New Jersey.

On December 30, 2016, the naked suspect ran toward two young girls as they were headed to a nearby basketball court. The girls ran away; the man ran back toward his black Jeep, which has a white sticker on its rear window.

That same day, the authorities in the Medford Township Police Department received a complaint about an incident that took place on December 21, 2016. A woman was walking when she saw a pale white man with brown hair and nothing but tennis shoes on get out of an “older model Jeep Patriot.”

Authorities believe both hirsute nudists to be the same person. So far, there have been no reports of him making contact with or being aggressive toward anyone.

If you’re in the area and you happen to get an eyeful of this naked Jeep driver, you can report your sighting to the following police departments:

Medford Township Police Department: 609-267-8300

Evesham Township Police Department: 856-983-1116

It sounds as if this guy’s seats waved “goodbye” to ever being truly clean a while ago. Whenever this guy gets caught, he’ll probably be doing a little waving of his own – “hello” to some fines and maybe even some jail time.

via [CBS Philly]

photo credit [FCA]

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