As avid MMA fans will be only too aware, new promotion’s first pay-per-view broadcasts generally contain a large degree of fail, and last night’s Impact FC event from Sydney, Australia was no different.

Wasting no time in bringing unintentional amusement to the proceedings was the event’s announcer James White. Things start off well enough as the dapperly dressed White welcomes fans around the world to the event, but as you’ll see below things quickly take a turn for the worse.

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“Representing the Combat Sports Authority, MMmmmiiiiissssSSSSSTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA………………………………..Woo!…………….blank……….”

Well played sir, well played.