211,981 My heart is about to bleed out. How do I remember your taste three years later, in a dream nonetheless. Oh it still hurts. When I saw you in my dream it was like no time had passed at all.





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211,980 Still not regretting not having kids~





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211,979 My husband seems to think that a trial separation means it's okay to start seeing other people. He swears up and down that he's not talking to anyone, but I have definitive proof that he is. I asked him to be honest with me for one fucking time in his life, but he's straight up denying it. And he's pissed at ME for even suggesting that he's talking to someone - because he thinks there's no possible way for me to know. Guess what buddy, I'm smarter than you. You've gotten better at hiding things, but not quite good enough :)





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211,978 I don't know the difference between the C and CE button on my calculator. So to zero out the screen I hit them both a bunch of times. Kind of a dumb design.





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211,977 I love rainy days. The stormier the better.





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211,976 I once met a blind date at a coffee shop - at 2am in the morning. I was in a bad spot.



I couldn’t tell you how old she was - but she looked fucked - and told me straight up that she was bipolar.



Needless to say - it was a short coffee - and my midnight dating days were limited.





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211,975 I understand suicide now. If I didn't have a child I wouldn't be suffering anymore.





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211,974 It's getting worse again, maybe I'll be back in the psychiatric ward by election season!





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211,973 I'm a guy, and this is how women are now.

I have about ten women, literally, who I can call and they will come over and fuck me. It's odd, I love it, but I also resent them a bit.





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211,972 Music - if you can call it that - sounds like a Karaoke Drivel.



1. Wet.... whatever- sounds like a black panther dentist drill in my skull.



2. Surname Tay...+ moving quickly = high school music project - that got away = awful



3. Kate Bush cover by “Meg” - makes me dream of the fake 80s - but of the “real plastic” not the fake plastic trees



4. Blinded and Weakened- fake and laughing all the way the bank on fake “80s Replay”. Hope that “A-ha” got your cheque. Certainly the Millions of your money donated to *LM - mattered.





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211,971 My God - having those FAKE FANs in the MLB stands - behind home plate - super super creepy - totally un-watchable.



Can somebody let these folks know? Ohhh - forgot- viewership is down 99% and I’m the only one watching- never mind....





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211,970 My secret thoughts on talk show hosts:

1. Ellen: Looks like she blew up - gained 30lb - and looks like a chubby very older version of Bob Denver.



Can anybody watch this watch this crap without cringing and thinking about how she mistreated her staff like slaves?



It’s all over.



2. All Women Talk Shows - wayyyyy too much estrogen in the room for me (and everything else) . Sorry.



3. Spooky Eyed Black Woman - 5 words - Put Down The Crack Pipe



4. Drew - get a haircut - the long hair worked 25 years ago - but now you you look 10 years older with it



5. Kelly Clarkson - never much of a singer - A-VVOID. - ahhhh.....Makeup....





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211,969 I really didn't think my 40's would be this hard.





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211,967 Oh, that's funny. You wanted to fuck on Sunday, but blew me off?

next. You don't realize I have many options, and Im not committed to anyone.





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211,966 The stupidity of some people is amazing. A pre-school teacher has himself monstered up with a full body tattoo, including totally black eyes, and he thinks it's unfair that he's no longer allowed to traumatize little children. In my opinion, he should be locked away in the nut-house and the key thrown away.





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211,965 I'm not sure if Admin would allow it, but I'd like to help people that want to drop their Venmo, Paypal, or CashApp.





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211,964 Got drunk last night and slept thru an important meeting. Whoops.





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211,963 After many, many years as a heavy drinker, I took my last drink 867 days ago. (Yes, lots of us recovering addicts count the days, one at a time.) I recently realized that my wife has finally settled into a pretty consistent pattern of treating me somewhat lovingly again. I was a drunk for over 15 years so I'm not surprised it took nearly 2 and a half for her to act like she wasn't married to one. I'm quite sure I got the better part of this deal.





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211,962 My kid's dentist suggested braces might be needed and said we should do a full orthodontist work-up, including panoramic x-rays, computer modeling, etc. etc. $1,000 later, they told me his teeth are perfect, nothing to worry about. I felt relieved and totally hosed at the same time.





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211,961 I suck. I never feel like working. Always cutting corners. Sigh.





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211,960 I sing love songs to my cat. I change the lyrics around to fit.





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211,959 If technical customer service reps really new how things worked, and knew the answers to questions, they wouldn't be in customer service. They'd be programmers. In other words, it's usually pointless to call customer service for help.





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211,958 I have this obnoxious neighbor who always stares at me like a creep , I have no idea what makes him think I want him he it’s repulsive looking did I mentioned he it’s also married with a little girl . Dear black neighbor please quit being such a creep and have some respect for your wife and your child .





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211,957 I hate her. So why do I want her at the same time?





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211,956 I just got my wife a $1600 apple laptop.

Not a single thank you.





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211,955 Maybe if you'd shut up and actually listen to a full sentence I'm trying to say, I wouldn't have to stop and clarify or repeat myself. Please. Stop. Talking. Omg PLEASE.





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211,954 I'm so tired of my body. It has way too many illnesses and no matter how much I try to take care of it daily, my body keep giving me trouble. One of the last thing was that I have EDS. It's Ehler Danlos Syndrome. I'm super flexible, but in addition I have scoliosis and part of my spine moved to the left after the fall. I'll be getting Spinal Fusion surgery soon. I'm terrified. I had a few surgeries in my life but has never been so scared. This is the most invasive. I love to exercise but haven't been able to lately. Just turning from side to side in bed gives me excruciating pain. Sex has to be planned and can only happen after I take a pain pill.

My stomach has constant issues with digesting food and I can't stop puking when I'm stressed. And nowadays I'm super stressed due to work. So, I have to run and puke about 10 times a day. I puke all the good stuff including vitamins. I'm getting iron deficient again. 1.5 years ago I had to get blood transfusion because I was so anemic.

These issues consume my life. I want to be active, skate and ski, run 6 miles, etc. I'm not a couch potato and this has been happening for almost over the year.

My surgery should be in May, I can't wait. But what if I end up in the wheelchair?

God gave me brain and many skills/talents but missed the health part. I have a great looking body and get many compliments but nobody sees me crawling out of my bed every morning with tears.



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211,953 I take a few seconds to look at my poop. I try to decide what meal it used to be.





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211,952 I can't confide in anyone. No one is there for me. Good, bad, or exciting. I've got no one. It just gets worse every day. Barely can say what I'm saying where I'm saying it cause I'm sure I'll be attacked for this. I hate everything.





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211,951 I once confided in a friend how I was feeling low and thoughts of ending my life entered my mind. The friend called the police and I was taken to the hospital for the night. I was mortified. The last thing I needed was the police. What I needed was my friend to talk to me. But instead she made this into a huge ordeal. She also called around and told people I was in the hospital for attempted suicide. I mean WTF? I am still mortified. Lesson I learned is to never confide in your friends. Sucks. There are times I want to talk to them when I'm feeling blue, but I can't, I just can't, for fear of being hauled away again. This is the opposite of what's supposed to happen when you have friends.





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211,950 Day 4 off my meds. I just ordered pizza. I think to numb the sadness. I need to get more meds before I break down and start eating nachos again, like 2 years ago. It may sound silly, but I actually tried to get rid of the sadness by eating as many nachos as possible. It was bad. I'm triggered just thinking about nachos.





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211,949 I hope I die before my parents.





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211,948 I sat at the Thanksgiving table with 20 relatives while I had my boyfriend's semen in my derriere.





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211,947 I think I'm *too* in love with my husband. Is that possible? To love too much? He loves me, too, and shows me that every day, but I can't shake this feeling of how much more vulnerable I am b/c I need and love him so much. Am I an idiot?





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211,946 Your perfect law school student daughter has a tattoo between her tits.





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211,945 How is it sharing a bathroom with a roommate? Especially during the pandemic now?





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211,944 I know I said I wanted you to move out. But I didn't mean it.





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211,943 Wknd Box Office. Who got laid, and how many?





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211,942 I tasted my own earwax. Gross.





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211,941 I have a killer migraine right now. I have taken way more than the recommended amount of Advil. I don’t have access to anything stronger. I just did the thing where you snort cayenne pepper. I have tried it in the past without much success. But I’m desperate. It actually took the edge off a little. I think I might raid my husband’s stash of edibles.





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211,939 He makes me have these crazy butterflies. He knows exactly what to say to make my day better. When his arms are around me I feel like nothing can hurt me. I think about him to much and just end up hurting myself. I know he’s going to leave me eventually. It just to good to be true.





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211,938 I am so in love with my FWB, but it’s just never going to happen. I can’t focus on any other relationship, but I can not give her up. As long as she is around just stopping the benefits part would seem to make it worse.





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211,937 I hate the fact that it’s become normal and almost expected to binge TV shows. I don’t think anything should be consumed in such excess, be it food or media.





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211,936 Oh you miserably married people do not know what you're missing !! Just talk to some of your single friends.





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211,935 About 10 years ago I went on a job interview at a financial trading firm. They had their own stand alone building. When I arrived for the interview a guy came out of the building to greet me. To get back in the building he stuck his hand in a slot by the door and magically the door unlocked. He then explained there aren't keys for the doors. The slots hold a scanner which recognizes your hand. If you are in the database, the door unlocks. It was interesting up to that point. But what he said next still knocks me over.



He said it's great in theory if they only hired guys. Guys hands stay the same. But the device has trouble with women. According to him a woman's hand swells up when she's having her period and the scanner doesn't recognize the hand. It only happens with some women though. Then he turned to me and asked, "When you're having your period do your hands swell up?"



Like you freaking kidding me? This was a professional job interview and he's asking me what happens to my body when I'm having my period. I was shocked. What an asshole.It confirmed everything I thought about the arrogant jerks in the financial world. I probably could have sued him! I didn't get the job by the way which suited me just fine.











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211,934 I hate it when people want to know my "story" or "who I am." I don't have a story, nor do I have an identity. Who am I? I don't fucking know. And if you do get to know me, you're not going to like what you find. Fuck do you mean "who I am"?





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211,933 Took me an hour to brush my teeth and get dressed today because I had to keep stopping to cry.





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211,932 I'm not sure my friends are real friends. They are the kind of people I get together with once every 3 months. But to me, a real friend is someone you see day after day and you don't get bored. I don't have those types of real friends.





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211,931 I orgasm when I give myself foot massages.





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211,930 There is a song playing between my legs. Please come listen.



-44F





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211,929 I know a woman in her 50s. She's a dear friend of mine. She is recently separated. She confided in me that she is sleeping with her nephew. HE'S HER BIOLOGICAL NEPHEW! He's her brother's child. This is soooooo wrong. It might even be illegal!





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211,928 I FEEL SO WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.





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211,927 It's pretty fucked up that you're ignoring me even though I know for a fact that you still love me. You're hurting me, you're hurting you. I'm so fucking mad. You act like you don't care. It's ruining my life. You make me feel like shit, and you think it is funny. It's like a game to you.





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211,926 I'm trying to come out of the darkness. I'm trying to make friends.





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211,925 The singer of Death Cab For Cutie annoys me. It's like, I don't know if I'm in love with him, or hate him. There's something about him. It's soooo weird. It's like, I love his music, and he's great looking. But somehow , that annoys the crap out of me. I saw him live last year and he made me angry. I love him. I hate him. It's so weird. He just makes me so mad. And I love his voice. Maybe he saw me in the crowd and feels the same way about me (;





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211,924 There’s a Hindu temple close by my husbands business when they first started building homeland security came over and ask a lot of questions, they been keeping an eye on it which it makes me laugh in a way since there’s a big community of Indians where I lived and most are very arrogant they think they are smarter than everyone else and they think they are “wealthy “ working their boring IT jobs . Hahaha home land security keeps tabs on them .





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211,923 I wish I didn’t burn all those bridges. I prefer my solitary lifestyle, but when I visit my hometown it would’ve been nice to have some old friends to see and talk to. But thanks to a much younger and stupider version of myself, that’s not an option. I’ve made amends with most of these people, but not in the sense that things will go back to how they were. Just closing old doors with smiles instead of slamming doors shut with a blank expression on my face.



Being home has been nice, but I don’t belong here anymore.





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211,922 My husbands palms sweat when he lies. He wipes them on his pants. It’s the easiest way to see that he’s lying to me.



I’ve also noticed how terrible he is at lying.



They apologized but never said they did anything wrong. Hahahahaha!!!! They didn’t do jack shit! You let them steal from you and let them pretend it didn’t happen because you wanted parents again.



If only you saw the hurt little boy I do when you start lying about your parents. How unfair for them to do that to you.



I have shitty parents too. It was one of the things we used to stick together on. Abandon your shitty parents and we can actually live happily ever after.





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211,921 My driver's license expired in April. I haven't renewed it because I would have to go there in person and I refuse. They have no provision for getting a new license remotely. If I get pulled over by the cops, hopefully they understand.





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211,920 I'm a mask nazi.



I very politely speak up to people not wearing a mask in public. My typical words:



"No offense meant. But could you please wear a mask. It helps you and everyone stay safe."



I'm always polite. I'm always calm and pleasant.



The range of responses I get:



"Fuck you."



"Mind your own business."



"Move away from me if you don't like it." I then point out we are in an elevator and there is no place to "move away". They bark that I should wait for the next elevator. I point out I was on the elevator first and they jumped on at the last second as the doors were closing.



Another one. A woman nastily said she was wearing a mask. She pointed to it around her neck. I politely said she needs to cover her face with it, not her neck. She then said "Asshole." Sigh.



Yet another one. I asked a woman running past me on a foot bridge to please wear a mask. She said "Why, there is no one around." I said, "I'm around. I'm right here and we have no choice but to pass two feet apart. Don't I count?" Her response, "Stay home if you don't like it."



My conclusion, people are rude. They can't take responsibility. They hate being "caught" so they try to spin it like I'm the problem. I think this will end badly for the people not wearing a mask. I don't have it in me, but with that last woman, I could see some otherwise good citizen pushing her off the footbridge to her death. If she doesn't like that, then maybe she should have stayed home...





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211,919 I don't know if this is possible, but here is my observation.



I think my body chemistry reacts badly with my ex-wife's. Within a few months of first meeting her I developed a heart issue. Ended up in the hospital with an irregular heat beat. I've been on meds ever since.



This led to a fear of my heart beating fast. I worried I would have a heart attack. Meaning I couldn't do any exercise and I became a couch potato.



At the same time I developed a severe fear of flying. I couldn't do it. Very embarrassing. I didn't know what got into me. It's like after I met my wife my psyche did a 180. The normally outgoing me became cowardly and an introvert. I was afraid of everything. I became insecure and suspicious. I also developed a short temper.



I also lost motivation in my career. My superstar trajectory slowed down to nothing. I became a lazy employee.



This whole time I was still with my wife. My wife, by the way, who was extremely critical of me and everything I did.... related to me losing confidence in myself??



Recently we split.



It's been a few months. I haven't seen her at all.



Interesting, I'm beginning to feel alive again. I'm exercising. My heart beats fast. It doesn't bother me at all. No worries of a heart attack. I've showed a new interest in work. I'm putting in 12 hours days like I used to. I'm getting so much done.



My confidence seems to have returned.



So could it be that my wife dragged down my mental state for all those years? Is it possible that her constantly telling me I'm a bad person went to my head and I lost faith in myself?



Very interesting. I'm really starting to enjoy my life without her.





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211,918 Presents from my mother in law go into the trash when my husband pisses me off.



I used to just tell him what made me angry and tried to work it out; but that just pissed him off.



So I destroy what Grandma buys - and she has a shopping problem. Plenty of crap to destroy. Empty soul, selfish heart, stuffer of empty calories into her gullet (she ate herself into a heart stent!). Lady - you’re feeling empty because you’ve spent your entire life thinking of how others fit in YOUR life; but you’ve never stopped to really look at and consider OTHER people. Make people care for your babies, buy whatever furniture you want, who cares? Do what you want, act innocent and nice and sweet and have fake ass manors and people will celebrate you like a goddamn saint.



Diabetes will come for you and maybe your foot lady!





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211,917 I sometimes take my son's phone and text well wishes to his grandma.



"Hi Grandma. Thinking of you. Miss you."



That sort of thing.



My son never wants to text her. I do it for him. Grandma feels special. Everyone is happy.





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211,916 I despise most of my husband’s “best/good” friends. These wonderful friends of his have hit on me numerous times- and no it’s not flattering. I make myself scare when they come around (not anymore due to Covid). I could never tell him because it would become complete chaos. Idiots out there that hit on married women- no, we don’t appreciate it & stop making us feel uncomfortable & hate you! I would tell their wives (but I don’t want to hurt them either) they would deny it so I am screwed (pardon the pun) either way. Yes, I have point blank told them to fuck off. Disgusting.





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211,915 Sometime I just need a long drag from a cig. My wife and kids would go nuts if they knew.

Its why i fire up the smoker every weekend. It covers up the stench.







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211,914 He told me they broke up. He said it was messy. He lied. His location is always on and he’s been at her house all weekend.





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211,913 I keep a small bottle of astroglide in my desk at the office. You know why. I often work late...





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211,912 I'm remarkably insecure.





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211,911 My husband is sleeping with our daughters speech therapist and blames stuff he does or loses on our daughter because she doesn’t speak.



This is the the type of upstanding man you get when his mom gets pregnant in HS, acts innocent until it’s time have the baby, lets EVERYONE ELSE care for her kids, then runs off to Vegas to marry a guy her kids have never met and swiftly moves his family in.



Yeah, he definitely learned how to treat people from his momma and daddy (dad is a thief that steals from family and friends).



I am blind to red flags.





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211,910 My idea of a good Christian act and tithing is to give money directly to friends that I see are in need. I don't know where that money goes when I dropped it in the bucket at Church.





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211,909 According to Google my mother has roughly 6 years left to live in her stage of kidney disease.





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211,908 I had this boyfriend last year. Goddamnit, he was so hot and at 50, 15 years my senior which I think is hot As well :)

He asked me to get rid of my cat soon after we started seeing

One another. On top of it, he made a big production of being allergic when he came to My house...but not allergic enough to pass on the sex, ain’t that something?! A couple months later he broke up with me for unrelated reasons and me and my cat of seven years continued on our way. Given how quick he was to discard me, I am glad the cat didn’t go anywhere. Moving on...

Three months later I discovered I was pregnant. It was his. He asked—-no, actually—all but forced me to get rid of the baby, saying if I did...we could give things another try. I made the appointment, but ultimately kept the baby. Now I have a beautiful young daughter, a loyal and loving cat for eight years and running, and he still has no one. Why would I cast two such wonderful things out of my life for a man who clearly doesn’t care about anything but his own immediate convenience? Why would I trade my awesome pet

And my Amazing baby girl for someone who thinks pets and kids are so much like trash and could so easily throw them out?



Yep—some life decisions are easier than one may think. I love you, my little sugar bear and purr-purr! I would trade y’all

For NOTHING!









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211,907 I'm hurting really bad. I wish I had someone to talk to.





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211,906 I'm kind of surprised to see how much mental illness has inflicted the people in my high school class. Next year is our 20 year reunion, so we're all mid/late 30's, and it's really kind of alarming to see how much latent mental illness has appeared to activate in this stage of life, especially with my male classmates. I mean, there are some women, too, who drunk post on social media or air dirty laundry about their baby daddies that no one needs to know. Immature and stupid, but it's nothing like what some of the men do.



One talks to himself on his Facebook page, like he'll post something (usually something incoherent and misspelled) and then proceeds to comment on the post repeatedly, but he'll be the only one. He refers to himself in the third person and that he is a deity like Jesus Christ.



Another one has been married and divorced four times (remember, we're not even 40 yet) and continually posts how all the divorces and his children hating him are the exes' faults, he's never done anything wrong because he's "a nice guy" (uhhhh, you weren't a nice guy junior year when you forced a freshman girl into a janitor's closet and demanded a blow job from her. Yeah. We all still remember that, buddy).



Another one doesn't post anything because he's in prison for the next 20 years and isn't allowed the internet. When he turned 30, he started stalking teenage girls online and would convince them to meet him for sex, which he filmed. That turned out about the way you'd expect it to.



I never go to class reunions, but I kind of want to next year to see who else has turned totally fucking nuts.





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211,905 Men just don't have good intentions. If you're an attractive woman, men will only want you so they can bang you and show off to their friends. If you're an unattractive woman, men only want you because they think you're easy. Sad part is I am both of these, to different people. Sad.





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211,904 LDS freaks me out. I was sent to the Bible study thing by my mom who thought it would straighten me out. I came in the morning before school and then would be drive in a carpool to school by the male teacher. One morning when we are alone... He asked if I had a boyfriend. I said yes/no and went quiet...honestly don't remember because I was filled with fear something was going to happen on my way to school with this man. I was 17 years old.



He's not the only one though. Some LDS leader in Mexico asked me when I was 15.



I think I told my mom about this but the conversation went nowhere. I think she brushed it off. I don't blame her, she just wanted the best for me. But if I hear my LDS uncle complain about my love for roller derby or punk rock... I'm going to be blunt and ask why does he feel the need to defend weirdos concerned with an underage girl's marital status?





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211,903 Have you ever sucked on a cock after it has been in your ass?





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211,902 Why do all my toxic friends come back at the same time? Just leave me alone!





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211,901 Matlock



M*tlock!



password brilliance





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211,900 Is it inappropriate to ask a woman how her husband died? I met a woman. She is young, 45. I know she is a widow. She told me so. But she didn't explain any more. I felt like it wasn't my place to ask. But now I wonder if perhaps she wants me to ask so she can talk about it? What would you do? Ask or not ask.





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211,899 I drove to a neighboring state in order to go see Christopher Nolan's "TeNet" in a movie theater. It was 2.5 hr each way but it was worth it. Not so much because the movie is great (it's okay) but because I have missed going to the movies so. much.



At the same time, it was really strange as the theater was quasi-empty (there were 4 other people at my 4pm showing). I resent the current dystopia with a passion.



While I don't deny the pandemic is real, I also can't ignore the fact that I have tested negative 7 times now ( I have to get tested often due to my job) and that's with traveling to Mexico and back twice in the past few weeks and being in front of 10s of people daily (again, job).



All this to say/write, I want OLD LIFE back. UGH.











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211,898 I acted like a complete ass with some people I know. I don't know what got into me. I'm usually a much better person, not a whiny sullen piss ant. Time to eat humble pie. Sorry. I'm going to reach out to all of them and make amends.





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211,897 MY EX BOYFRIEND IS GAY. What is life dammit





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211,896 Women, do you find it sexy and exciting in a taboo sort of way when a guy eats his own cum?



Or is it a WTF moment and you think he's a weirdo perv?





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211,895 I'm done dating. Think I'll get a dog.





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211,894 I tried looking up my college girlfriend from 30 years ago. No luck. There's mention of her back in the 1990s. But nothing since then. She received a PhD and her name is listed on some scholarly articles. Real smarty she was. But she has fallen completely off the grid. I began to suspect the worst.



I tracked down an old friend of hers, a reporter for the New York Times. She confirmed my former girlfriend died. Died by her own hand no less.



This makes me so sad. We were so into each other in college. To think she's been gone all this time and I didn't even know. Life sucks sometimes. Death sucks all the time. RIP sweet Julia.





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211,893 I make a point of never lying. It's hard sometimes. But it's way better than being deceitful.





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211,892 I think it's no coincidence that the show "Masked Singer" started airing a few years ago and now we all have to wear masks. It's as if they were conditioning us to believe wearing a mask is okay and normal and even fun.





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211,891 I used to date a woman that would suck my cock, while telling me in her sexy voice, about hot guys she saw that day, and that she wanted them. Had to be some of the best blowjobs i've ever received. Something about that "Jealous Gene".





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211,890 Got on the treadmill and it was making a loud clicking sound. I decided not to run today. I think that's a good excuse. Left a message for the repair company though.





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211,889 I forget what my ex hubby looks like. I can't picture his face anymore. Amazing what a year will do. An emotional self-defense mechanism?





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211,888 Do you mind tasting your pussy juices on a cock after it has been inside you? I dated this one woman. For our typical sex romp, we'd start out with intercourse and finish with oral. But first she insisted I wash her juices off my cock. She didn't want the taste in her mouth. I was in no position to argue, so I did it. Kind of ruined the mood every time because I'd have to get up and shower for a minute. Struck me as odd.





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211,887 I dated a woman for 7 years starting in college. She was my soul mate. We spoke of getting married. She went on vacation to California with her female friend, a girls week away. When she returned I found an opened pack of condoms in her purse. The end. No marriage. No more relationship. I've never trusted a woman again.





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211,886 (Black woman cashier) scanning my stuff

Me: how are you today?

mumbles

Me: I have this card for discounts.

mumbles, doesn't look up.



(As Im gathering my bags to leave, the next customer is a Black man)

Cashier: HI! How are you today? did you find everything alright?



Me: OH, THANK YOU, I ALSO AM HAVING A GOOD DAY, AND FOUND EVERYTHING ALRIGHT, BITCH!



So please don't try to say that SOME Blacks are not racist against Whites.





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211,885 free at last! If I can pass on some wisdom, you can live with someone, but don't get married! You grow bored of each other, you resent, over time people change.





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211,884 There are muses in this world. They inspire. What I never hear mentioned tho, there are anti-muses. They suck the energy out of me. I get nothing done because I have to constantly tend to their drama.



It took me a while to learn this lesson, but find the muses. Ditch the anti-muses.





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211,883 I want him to be rough with me. I know he's afraid to. He had a terrifying past. He doesn't want to treat me like they treated him. I don't know how to tell him that he never could. He could do the same physical things to me but because I asked him to it wouldn't mean the same thing. It makes him sad to talk about, so I don't bring it up.





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211,882 I'm thinking of contacting a former teacher and seeing if I can talk her into going on a date. We are only 5 years apart in age.





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211,881 I want to make millions. I am super motivated. There will be no stopping me!





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211,880 I saw a 250 pound woman running today. She was wearing black stretchy short shorts and a bare mid-riff top. She was literally stopping traffic. I think drivers were making fun of her. I applauded her chutzpah! You go girl. Ignore the idiots.





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211,879 When we park at the mall my husband will take photos of the cars on either side of us. When we come back to the car he checks for any damage from those other cars opening their doors. This is life with my always paranoid, always suspicious husband.





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211,878 It's just a pussy. A little hollow of flesh. Guys make too much out of it.





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211,877 I've been working in the sign business for around 20 years. One of my pet peeves is dedication plaques at schools & hospitals. How about you don't spend thousands of dollars a year on bullshit that no one is ever going to read or care about and you drop a few bucks from the bill. The same thing goes for plaques on highway overpasses. Is someone going to pull over on a busy highway to read about the Heywood Jablomi Memorial Bridge?





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211,876 My 14 year old daughter wanted to tell me she kissed a boy. My wife had already told me. I didn't want to hear about it. So when my daughter called on the phone, I pretended I couldn't talk and I hung up. The topic never came up again. Not sure I did the right thing. But there are topics dads don't want to know anything about.





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211,875 I believe in God.





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211,874 Frank Ocean is the most overproduced crap I've ever heard





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211,873 Girl, you have a lot of nerve talking on facebook about ugly guys on tinder. You realize you're ugly too, right? Who are you to talk? If you think someone's ugly, just don't date them. You don't have to make a status about how ugly the person is. Some regular looking guys probably read your status and think "I must be ugly too because women have high standards. I guess I'll never find a girlfriend." You're actually creating MORE incels. You complain about incels but you're creating more of them.You are part of the problem. Incels exist, in part, because they feel alienated and isolated. And even if they don't turn into an incel, you still created insecurity in a lot of guys. Cause that's just what this world needs. More insecure guys. If a guy is a jerk, there's a 6/10 chance they're acting that way because they're insecure. You're ruining the dating world one facebook status at a time! And here's the kicker: You're the most insecure person of all!





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211,872 i hate being insecure





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211,871 Some canned food is quite delicious.





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211,870 I always think the worst. I must have a sour demeanor to always see things as dark instead of light. Wish I could change.





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211,869 I am so attracted to my fiance. We're sitting on the couch and my legs are draped over his lap. I'm on my computer and he's playing video games, and he's holding onto my foot. Just the gentle but firm grasp he has on my foot and the way he caresses it every so often is making me want to jump his bones. But we paused sex until the wedding night. Sigh... I love him





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211,868 I want to flirt and possibly start a relationship with this woman. I've known her in real life for a few years. I think we are compatible. At least I thought so when we met a number of times in real life. I was seeing someone though so nothing happened. But now I am without a date so....



But here's the problem. She is staying in her home because of the pandemic. My only contact with her these days is on Facebook. I read her posts. Every single one of them is a political rant. I can't comment. I can't start a conversation when she is so angry. If she had just one reasonable post I could get my foot in the door. It's been weeks where I check her page everyday hoping for a break. Nope. Nothing but political anger. Maybe we aren't so compatible.





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211,867 I'm bleeding from my bum hole. Oh great, what else can go wrong!





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211,866 Would you date a man if he didn't have a job?





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211,865 Before she met me, my wife only slept with married men. Very strange. Four married men to be exact. It's as if she didn't want a real husband. Just someone to fuck once every few weeks. She didn't care he went home to his wife.



Then I came along. We got married. It lasted for a while. But I sense she was never very into it. We got divorced.



Guess what. I found out she is back to her old ways and sleeping with married men.



Ladies, beware. You should stay away from my wife. You may think she's your friend but she cares nothing about ruining other people's marriages.





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211,864 I want to change my first name. Maybe my last name too. My first name is boring. It's David. Eh, so many people named David. I want something cooler. My last name is awkward. It's very ethnic and hard to spell and pronounce.



Can anyone suggest a better first and last name?



Turns out for $150 I can change both and this nagging issue goes away. To think that I've lived with my name for all these years and all along I was only $150 away from a solution.





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211,863 I wish someone wanted me in their life.





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211,862 90s Tribute Band guy here. Some of the frontrunners for name of band are now: Citizen Chick, Kaiser Soze, Fox Force 5, Buffy and the Vampires, and Agent Starling.





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211,861 Aside from the boss, I'm the only one at work without a tattoo.





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211,860 I think I’m nearly done with this life





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211,859 We should also ban whiny ass married people on this site. :)





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211,858 Dear Cavecanum,

If you marketed a shirt that says "NO Politics Please" like on the top of your page, i'd buy.





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211,854 About 15 years ago, my wife and I were renting a beach house on summer vacation with her immediate family, including her attractive older sister. One day before dinner I went up to our room to get something. When I came out of the room, my sister in law was in her room across the hall, door wide open, standing completely naked after coming out of the shower. We stared at each other for a few seconds. The look on her face was hard to read. There was no shock or alarm or embarrassment, and she didn't move to cover up. Nor did I move or look away, at least not immediately. I have no real reason to assume this, but I almost feel like she was waiting for me to cross the hall, enter her room, shut the door, and quickly have sex with her. I didn't do that of course. I broke eye contact and quickly made my way downstairs to help get ready for dinner. Not surprisingly, we have never acknowledged the strangeness of that moment.





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211,853 The process of divorce is awful.





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211,852 I chose the wrong man.





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211,851 Hey, asshole! That mask isn't a chin warmer! Pull it up over your mouth AND nose. Trust me, you're not going to suffocate. (Unfortunately.)





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211,850 "It's been a long time." Yeah, I haven't talked to you for that long for a reason. You told me that I was never raped, because you talked with the guy and he told you it was a "misunderstanding". Then, you slept with him! The worst part about it is, you cheated on your husband to do it! You're just toxic all around. You're manipulative. It's always your way or the highway. When the last boyfriend left you, you played the victim even though you're the one who cheated. You said it "really hurt you" that he left you. hahaha give me a break, girlfriend. You also got really mad when I talked to other friends of yours. You got jealous like a 3rd grader who saw her best friend talking to someone else. It's pathetic.





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211,849 I grew up relatively poor so when I gave birth to my oldest daughter I gave her everything (I am by no means rich) but I wanted to give her everything I did not have (within reason of course). Bad move. My husband & I paid for her Associate’s, Bachelor’s & Master’s degrees (and we worked our asses off to save up the money; we also have two other children to support too). I did not even get a thank you (not kidding either). We have not spoken in over a year because she flips out on me: if she is dumped by her boyfriends, friends turn on her, a co-worker is mad at her, it’s raining and that ruined her plans, just nonsense, etc. I suffer the burn. She recently texted me (not even a phone call) because she needs something. I’m done & refuse to keep being her punching bag. She is 26 & I am 51 and the stress & heartbreak she has given me ends now. New parents DO NOT overindulge your children, my other two were treated the same but are wonderful people. What the hell went wrong? I fully accept my responsibility for spoiling her and it ended poorly. People learn from my mistake. My secret; I have never told a soul about this (so embarrassing); only my husband and I know. I just pretend everything is great :(





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211,848 There you go again. What do you even find interesting in my phone???



Bluetooth, feedback, ugh, you’re just so sneaky and gross. What happened to my laid back husband??? You’ve turned into a possessive creep.



I’m not cheating on you. I want to be alone.





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211,847 So I have been helping my parents out because they both had procedures recently. My bf knows that. He has so much stuff in his place it's a never-ending mission to get it all together and organized. I kept telling him I'd help at least with the clothes, because that I know how to do, but he never helped me to see what's dirty and what's clean and what he needed. He has so much clothes so I didn't know what to wash. I needed stuff to go to the laundromat and he just wouldn't help me to help him and he wanted me there with him. Then the thing with my parents happened. Anyway we were just talking and he hit his shin which hurts. So he proceeds to say " I need help in this fucking house too much shit to move for me." Then he says "when the fuck you gonna help me? Ur useless to me. " How am I supposed to take this exactly?





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211,846 Best compliment I ever received from my teenage son.



He's a typical teenager and doesn't say much of anything to adults except for an occasional grunt.



My wife and I recently separated and are getting divorced. She ran off, left me and our son behind. Great mom... She is also a sloppy, scattered hoarder.



After she left, I cleaned up. All her years of filth gone. All her stacks of "projects" gone. All the kitchen counter tops cleared. All the seats no longer hold piles of debris. Everything made good again.



About a month later, my non-speaking son actually spoke up. Out of nowhere he said, "Dad, the house has been looking great. I've never seen the dining room table top before. I like living this way. Thanks."



Oh yeah! Almost makes the divorce worthwhile.







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211,845 My last ex boyfriend was a drug addict. I was robbed from him, his drug addict family, and I basically had my life ruined thanks to his vice...



Well I'm with a real man and I'm pretty sure we'll have kids one day... But my secret? It isn't cheating.



One night, I had a nightmare about my ex. I don't remember what happened, but I heard he was arrested and ran to him. Witnessed the entire trial in a courtroom encloses with glass. Saw his crackhead friends take the stand... While I'm slamming my fists and screaming and crying on the walls between us.



I woke up crying. My partner comforted me. I lied to him... And told him I had a dream about him going to jail...



I still remember that dream to this day.





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211,844 People in my city are starting to hoard again. There is anticipation of a second lockdown.





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211,843 My boss makes me laugh. There is an employee trying to sleep with her husband, and she still won't fire her. Wow. She truly is an empath. She truly doesn't have a backbone. This is so sad. Sometimes I think she's keeping me around because she feels bad, but holy shit. This is too far lmaooo





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211,842 I love canned peas.





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211,841 In college I had a wild thing girlfriend. She was feisty. First time we had anal sex (first time for either of us), she had an orgasm. I miss those days. I've never encountered another girl who had an orgasm through anal.





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211,840 New Feature:



CaveCanum is now on YouTube.



(See menu bar at bottom of this and all pages.)



Feedback appreciated.



Does it work as a YouTube channel?









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211,839 We haven't had fresh vegetables in this house for months. I worry covid has been breathed on them in the supermarket. Therefore I only buy canned.





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211,838 Time for my husband to spy on me again even though I haven’t been with someone since we met.



He can’t say the same. Which is why guilt eats him alive and keeps him stalking me. Tell Olivia I said hello. She can have you. I don’t care anymore. I just want my kids and to never see your backwards family again.







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211,837 I can be fine for many hours. Then I'll remember my wife cheated on me. She slept with another man. I'll instantly get tears in my ears.





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211,836 I see a new trend developing. Used to be everyone wore masks. Then some people stopped and the mask wearers harassed them.



Now I see most are not wearing masks. I do. And when I walk down the sidewalk I get harassed by those not wearing a mask. The tables have turned.



Hey, leave me alone assholes!





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211,835 I'm now spoiled by a beautiful pussy that has never had kids.





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211,834 Coffeehouse stats: one normal cool guy, one cool but weird owner, one annoying wife of owner, 2 sweet baristas , one no personality robot Millennial barista.





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211,833 I do not understand some of the interactions with my partner. Just now I went to go wake him (it’s noon and I know he has meetings in the afternoon). I woke him up being all nice and then he said “lay with me and hold me.” I said “sorry I can’t right now. I’ve gotta go take care of some work.” It’s the middle of my work day, I’m on the clock and have to get ready for stuff. Then he got irritated and said “don’t. Dont. Don’t. Please please please. Stop. All I wanted was to be held. Jesus I’m sorry. Go away.” In practically a yell. So I just said nothing and left. He can oversleep his meetings then. I’m not an alarm clock anyways and he’s a grown man. But seriously what the hell was with that response ?





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211,832 He turns his back on me, emotionally, mentally, completely...and still greets me with a fake smile and a kiss when he comes home. He gets to pretend it's a brand new day and I'm the one with the problem.





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211,831 I have used a fork to comb the fringe on my rug. I like things to be tidy.





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211,830 The anthrax scare of my generation looks like nothing compared to the corona pandemic.





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211,829 I'm thinking about removing the tape from around the doors and windows. It's been there for 6 months.





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211,828 You weren’t there for me Mom.



I told you my friend was dying and you wouldn’t even hug me or talk about it. I was crying and you didn’t want to comfort me at all.



I told you he was abusing me. You asked what I did to deserve it.



When I was overwhelmed as a mother I thought of suicide, I thought of leaving my babies. I now know that’s because I was raised by a mother who would turn her back on me easily and has.



With that knowledge and realization comes the responsibility and freedom to be the mother my kids need. I cannot abandon these babies. They are my life. They need me. Any form of neglect would mean that I am following in her footsteps and I won’t do that.



I’m sorry that I wasn’t the boy you wanted mom. Thanks for letting me know that.







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211,827 My brother lives in a tent on the banks of a creek.

He’s schizophrenic. He has a drug problem.

He’s got an infection in his leg that luckily is healing up finally after my mom convinced him to at least take antibiotics.

This is something I regularly laugh about because

If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.

I’m not heartless; I’m just sick of worrying about him.







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211,826 I think my marriage might be over soon. The sad thing is that I’m not even sad.





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211,825 This is the weirdest sexual hangup I have ever encountered. Years ago I was seeing a woman who got upset with me because I made her orgasm. She liked sex and loved the way it feels but she didn't want to cum. She never gave me a definitive reason for that. So I'd have to get her to the edge and back off. Tough to do when I was getting close to popping my own cork!





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211,823 My husband's narcissism is becoming unbearable. If you don't do what he wants, when he wants, he gets cranky. Like, if I pick him up from the airport and don't pull up the second he walks out of baggage claim, he gets angry. Dude, you know we can't park at the curb anymore, so if you're not there when I pull up, I have to go around. That takes time. I CAN'T TELEPORT.



Today, when I got in my car after work, I saw that he'd been texting me for the past 45 minutes to come meet him for a drink when I was finished. I've told him before that I don't check my phone when I'm working, because I have to finish my tasks in a set time. So I called him and said I had to run home, let the dog out, go to the bathroom, freshen up and change (I was sweaty and dirty), then I'd meet him. Driving home and doing all of that took only 20 minutes, and the bar is 10 minutes from home. As soon as I got there, I saw him walking to his car and shaking his head at me when he saw me. I pull up, and he says, "Sorry, I waited long enough." Later I saw he'd sent a text saying, "Forget it, see you at home."



Not long after we got home, he passed out and is still asleep 5 hours later. Problem is, we're leaving in the morning for a drive to an out-of-state family event. His clothes were still in the washer, so I have to dry and fold them while trying to do my own laundry and packing everything we need, washing dishes, taking the trash out, cleaning up and setting the coffeemaker. I'm dreading the morning chaos. I'm so pissed!





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211,822 I was a good kid, but when you really think about it, I was reckless. Hitting on 20 year old guys, talking to lots of sketchy people, not looking both ways before crossing the street. Holy shit, I could've been killed. I was a fucking daredevil. hahahahaha .





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211,821 I’m so glad I didn’t bring kids into this world.





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211,820 It's very difficult to clean the tile floor behind the toilet. Like it's almost impossible to reach back then. But when you think about, it's the one area in the entire house that absolutely should be cleaned regularly. So dumb the way humans do things. No one thinks ahead.





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211,819 I would like to fall in love again. I miss the feeling. 61M





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211,818 Damn, Mike, I miss talking to you. You let me have it last year and then contact me months later, apologizing and wanting to meet. Then you disappear again and text me in May. And gone again. I think we could have had so much fun together, what happened? I've talked to other guys since, but my mind goes back to you.





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211,816 What is the biggest amount of money that someone has given you, as a gift?

Besides my parents, mine is $5000.





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211,815 My partner talks to himself all day long at work. He curses and mutters. It’s non stop and SO annoying. We are both working from home and in a very small apartment. I’ve told him it’s annoying, but he still does it. I’ve started going SHHH every time he talks aloud to himself about something. Very petty and he is very mad, but I can’t concentrate with his constant swearing.





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211,814 I haven't jerked off in 5 days. I think that's a personal record!





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211,813 My husband says he will get a vasectomy. But he won’t. He has made no move to make a doctors appointment or anything. If I ask him about it he says he’s going to. We have only had sex once since my last period. I asked him about five times to please put on a condom, but he didn’t. He didn’t finish inside me though. Now my period is super late. I am freaking out. I’m going to buy a home pregnancy test and pray that it’s negative. Then I’m going to call my doctor and get a prescription for an IUD. I can’t handle all of this anxiety every month.





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211,812 I don't understand couples who get married and try for babies immediately. Like why? Don't you want to run around the house naked together? Don't you want to build a strong foundation as husband and wife before some screaming infant stresses you both out?



Obviously, this doesn't include accident babies during the newlywed years, but yeah, I think people should slow down.





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211,811 "Obesity runs in my family". Honey, no one runs in your family.





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211,810 A grown man has not "gone missing". You can't file a missing person's report because you haven't heard from someone in one day. Woww. A grown person can't have any time to their self without someone filing a missing person's report? Bullshit. If I dissapear, I'm avoiding people. Not "missing". I wasn't kidnapped or killed or raped. I'm escaping the emotionally abusive people in my life who demand all of my time. STFU





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211,809 This site should post a reminder every week or so reminding the readers that this is a politics free zone. Maybe add a tag line to the logo?





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211,808 We had to put our 14 YO dog down 2 weeks ago & I cry every day, multiple times a day. We had pets in the past (and loved them all dearly & were heartbroken when they died) but this time it’s really bad. I have confided in a few friends (who although were a bit sympathetic) basically told me- “well just get another one”; that’s not helping. She wasn’t a pair of worn out shoes easily replaced she was a family member for 14 years. I just confided in them once and dropped it. When they are dumped by boyfriends, fired from jobs, need to borrow $, their package from Amazon was stolen & it’s life shattering for them, etc. I am always available & there for them. My secret: I think it’s time to reevaluate my friendships. RIP, poor Molly we love & miss you.





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211,807 Headline in my local paper:



"Funeral planned for **** *******, 89, who died unexpectedly on Saturday."



Um. She was 89. Was her dying really that unexpected??





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211,806 My secret is that I know someone who hit and killed a little girl in front of a laundromat. It was a hit and run. They couldn’t just leave me alone. I hope that they’re enjoying their fake bullshit life now.

Karma awaits.





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211,805 I 100% agree that political rants should be banned. That said, the CDC was told to recant their warning about Airborne exposure. It looks like they've reversed course.



I'll put it like this:



4 of us are in an elevator for 2 minutes. Let's say I have to fart.... Specifically a wicked Silent but Deadly......... Are you going to tell me that the other 3 aren't gong to smell it?



That is how this virus works. Transmission is proven to be airborne. It's a fact but it seems to have to be kept a secret until Nov 4 despite recordings from Feb stating as much. It's as simple as getting a whiff of a fart and you get it except you're not smelling a fart but someone just ahead of you that coughed or sneezed.



Keep safe.









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211,804 PMS. Every month I get so weepy and I feel so lonely. I feel like everybody hates me. I feel like I’m completely alone and alienated from everybody. I feel really ugly, my face looks distorted, my body feels swollen and I am just so exhausted. Today was horrible.





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211,803 Don't ever be jealous of a girl with shiny hair. You know why it's so shiny? She got so depressed she didn't shower for five days. Stop asking what shampoo she used. None. For five days. Wanna know how depressed a girl is? Look at her hair. Is it shiny? Chances are she just washed it today for the first time in a few days.





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211,802 I feel guilty for saying anything bad about the person who has made my life a living hell for the past 2 years. I feel bad ratting her out to my boss, even though her actions have caused me to think about suicide.







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211,801 Went on an interview today. No one in the office was wearing masks. I heard this happens, but it's like 12 people, that means 12 different households. And they were encouraging me to take my mask off. Like you don't have to wear one, it's fine, no one here does. Kept mine on ofcourse. But all it takes is one person. People are not smart





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211,800 I slept with an ex girlfriend the night before I got married. I was living with my fiancee at the time. The unofficial wedding rules state you can't see the bride the night before the wedding. Okay, so I stayed in a hotel. But why let a great hotel room go to waste? So I called up the ex and we bonked.



In looking back, yea, that was kind of shitty of me.



There's more though. I slept with the same ex girlfriend the night before I proposed to my fiancee. At least I'm consistent. Haha.





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211,799 I went for a bike ride this morning. I pedaled up a small hill and my heart started racing. I suddenly worried I was having a heart attack. The fear made my heart beat even faster. A panic attack set in. I felt like I was going to die all alone by the side of the road. It was the worst feeling even.



Obviously I survived. Still, it put the fear of God in me. I'm not sure what to do. Should I avoid riding my bike for a while? Or should I go out for another bike ride asap to show myself it's okay?





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211,797 So let me get this straight.

You live with a guy, yet youre fucking me.

Then you get offended when I say I'd never trust you or be in a relationship with you?

That is so funny. You are being a cheating whore. It is what it is.

And that doesn't make me much better, either.





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211,796 My sister needs some serious, serious help.



We went to see my niece yesterday for her birthday. I'd told my sister what kind of cake I made - it wasn't pretty, but it was certainly going to be delicious - and it was the first I'd ever made my baby girl.



My sister immediately inserted herself that my vegan niece doesn't eat marshmallow, so sister'd send $$ for us to buy a new cake. The whole point of the effort was homemade.



I told her that I'd just separate the layer with the marshmallow, and all would be okay. Sister, of course, pushed.



Told niece upon presentation that I blew it and used marshmallow frosting, and she said "Auntie R_ _, you made it! I'm eating it!" Sister then had to call as we're on the road and needed to talk to me on speaker to tell me how much niece loved the cake. I don't talk on the phone when I'm driving. Pissed me off.



We're going to my sister's for a week next month for HER birthday and I don't think I have it in me to spend that many days with her control issues. I may go mad.



Her involvement in the cake wasn't concern - it was her typical inserting herself into something that doesn't involve her.



Universe help me. I see myself renting a room in the local dump motel for a couple days to free myself from the insanity.





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211,794 I've had five jobs in my life. Four of my bosses were named Steve. How weird is that!





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211,793 What would be a good name for a 90s Tribute band that I am forming? Your suggestions are welcome thank you.





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211,792 My wife is very hard to love. I think she does it on purpose as a test.





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211,791 New rule:



Please, going forward, no more political posts on this website. It never turns out well. Thank you for understanding.





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211,790 The absolute last person on earth I would take advice from is a self-indulgent, narcissistic, over compensated actor.





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211,789 My husbands dead grandmother looked exactly like Mitch McConnell - even spoke like he did.



She disapproved of so many people and had so many rigid rules of how people should behave. I really don’t think it’s a coincidence that I think of her whenever I see him.



And I should’ve never married my husband after meeting his racist family. I am so ashamed of embarrassed by them. I do t want to ever see them again. Just not good people. Not nice people. Sneakiness, lying, a daughter that never got to be herself and died alone (her mother - the Mitch McConnell look alike, would have disowned her or worse). The kind of people that host a garden club but don’t allow their daughter to be gay.



Fly over the flyover states. Don’t get caught up in this lump of garbage like I did.





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211,788 My Dad was a high school history teacher. When I was in Middle School he took me on a "teacher's trip" to Fenway to see the Red Sox play. This is something the teachers did once a year. They climbed onto a yellow school bus and treated themselves to a baseball game. It was just teachers and a few lucky teachers' kids like me.



On the bus ride home, it was clear the teachers were a good bit drunk. Some started demanding the driver pull over for a bathroom break. So the driver stopped on the side of the highway. Several dozen teachers raced off the bus and in their drunkenness, barely tried to conceal themselves as they stood there, or squatted there, and peed.



The next year I was in high school and had classes with some of those same teachers. Not many students can say they saw their beautiful English teacher squat down and pee!





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211,787 Why do I hate award shows now? Because for years, those hypocrites kissed Harvey Weinstein's ass and turned a blind eye to abuse because they didn't want to jeopardize their careers. All these people with 'courage' were nowhere to be found when this happened to others.



I am a teacher and if I ever heard a rumor that a colleague or admin was abusing kids, I'd run to the cops ASAP. Forget career. As a human being that is the right thing to do.





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211,786 Ann, I miss your beautiful face and your bad attitude.





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211,785 Thank you God.





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211,784 I'm trying to put the moves on my ex-wife's friend.





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211,782 About to get married. I’m terrified of getting cheated on. Not because I doubt my partner but because it just seems like that’s what happens.





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211,781 I hate that look that women in their twenties seem to strive for. That is huge lips and gigantic butts. I don’t think that’s attractive. Also contouring make up and weird eyebrows, Ariana grande hair extensions. Everything about it is so unnatural. They’re no uniqueness anymore. Late 20sF





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211,780 Someone referred to 2005 as “retro”. Jeez, I feel old.





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211,779 God bless America and God bless all the future Americans working on achieving their citizenship in such a climate. I’m watching the documentary on Ruth Bader Ginsberg on Netflix right now. I take it for granted that I was born in a country where I am safe, where my vote counts, where there is a democratic system of government. Yes our healthcare system is nuts and times are scary in more ways than one right now, but we’re still so lucky.



I’m grateful that people can escape and come here for a better life. We all deserve peace, we all deserve an opportunity, we all deserve freedom.





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211,778 The people in power (i.e. the Super Wealthy) want us to be divided against one another. If we, the people, ever united and demanded our fair share then they, the few, would lose their power.

Forget black & white, straight or gay, male or female. We are all just fodder to them.





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211,777 I would kill to bend you naked over my knee and place the perfect hand print on each butt check again....ahh the memories





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211,776 I’m only crazy when I like someone





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211,775 Freshman year of college, I was fuckbuddies with a cute bio major who played guitar and wanted to be a nurse. I remember she had a high forehead and her hair always smelled clean. Beautiful body from intramural soccer. She wrote songs about her exes. We would talk openly about how much we enjoyed sex and planned a threesome that never happened. We’ve both moved on now, but I think about her sometimes. I hope she’s doing well.





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211,773 I don’t know how people keep their houses clean. I really don’t. I spend so much time cleaning but I can’t keep up.





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211,772 You know we're soulmates. Just stop the games and call me. OMG seriously.





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211,770 I just looked up the guy who dated my friend when she was 12 and he was sixteen. Of course he's in the army. Surprise, surprise.





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211,769 Every man who's ever called me fat is now dating someone twice my size. I weigh about 140 pounds.





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211,768 I hate my dad for making me believe I could talk to him, but instead using everything I say to manipulate me. I hate myself for opening up to him. Never again.





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211,767 Gen Z truly do not have their own opinions. The next time I hear one of them quote a meme out loud in a conversation I am going to lose my shit. Don't you have anything of your own to say? What happened to people having independent thoughts that don't come from the internet?





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211,765 Survey:



Should this site allow political secrets?





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211,764 I smoked a j 1st thing this morning with a cup of coffee. I look forward to making a delicious breakfast.





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211,763 Everyone can tell when a person is sporting a spray-on tan. It's so obvious.





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211,762 You gained 30 pounds and I was still attracted to you. I gained 5 and suddenly you couldn't get a boner anymore. What the fuck? Now I know why girls post the memes about "Don't even look at me if you don't have a six pack!". I used to be against that sort of thing, but you know what? Men deserve to feel like they're not good enough. Fuck you.





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211,761 I suck at being in love.





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211,760 As a kid I had no friends, so I was constantly bullied. And since I was constantly bullied, I had no friends. See how that worked? There was no way out.





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211,759 As the father, I check in on my young adult children and my wife to make sure things are going well. How's work. How's health. Are you taking time for yourself. Etc.



But I've noticed no one ever checks in on me. No one ever asks how I am doing.





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211,757 I invent so many cool slang terms, but since I have no friends, they will never catch on, and that makes me sad.





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211,756 If you're a good guy, but your friends aren't, you're a bad guy by association. Get some friends who DO respect women and then maybe a woman will take you seriously.





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211,755 Tired of guys pretending that they are a good guy. Worse, they pretend their friends are good guys as well. Look at me and my friends, respecting women ohhhh look at us. And they all cheat. They all lie and go to strip clubs and don't tell their girlfriend. They hang out with other girls and lie about it. And they support each other's decision to do so. There's no integrity. No doing the right thing. No encouraging each other to do the right thing. Making rude jokes about their girlfriend in front of everyone. The disrespect. Ignoring their girlfriend in a group setting. They don't respect their girlfriend's feelings. If a woman has emotions, she's crazy. Is there a man who isn't like this, and also has friends who are not like this?





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211,754 I deserve to be killed because I wasn't good enough for you. I deserve death. I really should make that happen soon.





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211,753 I don't want happiness if it's not with you. It's not worth it. It won't be real happiness. It will just be fake happiness.





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211,751 I try to move on and it works for a couple of hours. Then I just go back to being devastated, and it's making me even more depressed than I was before. I'm actually becoming brain dead from missing you so much. This truly is ruining my life. I'm mad. I'm sad. I don't want to live anymore.





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211,748 I need you back. You have no idea how much I miss you and I just need you back in my life. I feel like there's nothing to live for.





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211,747 We are talking about the possibility of me moving in with him. Talking about finances and chores. Then he says but idk, you don't prepare yourself down there how I like and you don't wanna do anal. So because I don't want to wax or shave there (the hair is thick and will hurt or be ingrown as it grows back), and don't wanna do anal you may not wanna move in together? I understand preference, but if you love a girl and are attracted to her does the hair down there really matter like that? If she's clean, really?? And I don't like anal with him because he takes a long time to finish even back there. It hurts a lot.





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211,746 You would be so much cuter if you had a chin!





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211,745 i don't know if i can trust you. I want to but my anxiety and my overthinking just tells me you are going to hurt me and you are a lying piece of shit. Idk if you are but what if you are lol





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211,744 I fear that people I like, don't like me. I don't just mean romantically. Platonically as well. It hurts. I like certain coworkers but I can tell that they do not like me. I absolutely love my boss, but I think she hates me. I just want to cry. Even my sister. I always love people who don't love me back. Like, people I don't care about like me just fine. But people I do care about? They hate my guts. It just fucking hurts.





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211,743 I don't believe people who say they only like COLD leftover pizza and they hate having it heated up. You're only saying that to be different. You're also too lazy to put it in the microwave.





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211,742 I have no woman in my life. I'm 60. Male. Thin. Reasonable looking. Divorced. Educated. Successful. Easy going. Where are all the women in need of a date?





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211,741 I spent a good four hours looking at your entire Facebook timeline the other day, from 2004 to now.



That's how much I fucking miss you.





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211,740 I am angry at my ex for leaving. Yes, you can't make someone love you, but he DOES love me. I know for a fucking fact that he does, but he has decided to give up on the relationship. I know he'll be back because we're soul mates, but it's really painful right now, and, well, I'm mad at him.





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211,739 "You're too insecure!". Really? Then why do you keep trying to make it worse? Obviously I wasn't insecure enough.





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211,738 Nine days into the school year and My three year old came home with a slightly runny nose. Now he will have to stay home for 14 days or get a covid test and stay home until 24 hours after his symptoms have resolved. I know he got it from school because he hasn’t gone anywhere else in weeks. And if he caught it at school, probably every other kid in his class also has it because no matter what policies and procedures you put in place, 3-4 year olds spread germs like crazy. This is a disaster. But I can’t think of any other way of handling this that would be less disastrous.





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211,737 The song Stacy's Mom hit different when you work in childcare.





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211,736 I think the best outcome would be that the president is re-elected but the dems take control of the senate. That way there's a four year stalemate and nobody causes any trouble.





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211,735 I'm watching Sister Sister on netflix. I was today years old when I found out, Ray was hot.





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211,734 I work at a daycare. One of the moms there is so nice, and so beautiful. Her daughter is a sweetheart too. I want to marry this woman. She has such good energy about her. I love this woman so much. She doesn't suspect a thing (probably thinks i'm straight). She makes me want to throw up.





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211,733 Have you ever pooped in front of someone else?





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211,732 I cheated in all my dating relationships. Then I found my soulmate and married her. She ended up cheating. Karma got me back good.





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211,731 You post pictures of your early life. Your Christening, and you all dressed up in a suit for Easter, and your 10th birthday where your mom made a cake that looked like a rocketship.



In some of the pictures I can see your parents. They were always beaming. You were their first born. They proudly treated you as a special gift in their lives. They were both educators. They were going to make something out of you. You were going to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or even the President of the USA.



Here we are years later. You are fast approaching 50. You work behind the counter in a pizza parlor.



I wonder how they feel about you now.





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211,730 If you stay in an Airbnb you need to realize something. Whether you can get an "early" check in or not depends on whether I have a check out that morning. Check out is 11am. It takes me four hours to THOROUGHLY clean the apartment for you and clean all the linens, So you can check in at three. Unless I do the unthinkable and take 1/2 hour for lunch. It will not matter that you requested an "early check in" a year ago. Unless you want to pay for the night before, you have to accept that I may or may not be able to fullfill your request. Thank you.





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211,729 My life was actually easier when I just let people treat me like shit and didn't stand up for myself. Now that I love myself, I get hurt a LOT. Friends, family, coworkers and lovers, hurt me, I NEVER used to get my feelings hurt at all, because I thought I deserved to get treated like shit. :Loving yourself means an even more painful life!!!





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211,727 It's perverted and creepy to stalk someone. We all know that. But what if your spouse's phone buzzes with an incoming text while she is in the bathroom. You innocently glance at the screen and it says to meet at such-and-such restaurant at 7:00 pm. The phone number is just a number, no name. Weird in that your spouse already told you she is babysitting for her sitter's kids that night. Yes, it's creepy to stalk, but would you drive by the restaurant at 7:00 pm to see what's what?





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211,726 My regional comes tomorrow and here I am drinking beer at 3am. Whatever.





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211,725 If you love something, set it free.



Don’t bind it, keep it from its friends, threaten to take away forms of communication and then wonder why it left you kicking and screaming.





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211,724 Now I want to leave you more than ever.





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211,723 Sometimes I think I’m on the spectrum.







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211,722 This pandemic is NOT good for my germophobia. People are gross and I dont want them near me... and now I want them near me even less.





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211,721 "You're the only coworker I can stand". And yet you invited everyone but me to your daughter's birthday party. WTF





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211,720 I hate when people shorten or distort words in conversation. For example “jelly” for jealous.





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211,719 Pandemic or not. I love being home.





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211,718 When I watch certain modern shows, I wish Philip Seymour Hoffman would appear. I miss that man. He added so much to movies!





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211,717 I can only share this as a Secret. There is no way I'd say it outloud, unless with a guy friend.

Dating a woman is great, but when a couple months go by, and she starts wanting a Label, or she thinks she can withhold sex, I say thank you, and move on. Next.

There's plenty out there, and I like the initial Stage of being on your best behavior, and the excitement of a Crush.





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211,716 Carol, you always trying so hard to be one of the cool kids, at 40 something years old is really pathetic. And the way you control your husband makes you look like a psycho. On top of it, your son actually is a psycho. There are stories all over the neighborhood about all the messed up stuff he’s done and said. And he’s only in grade school. You all need therapy because he gets his anger issues from you.





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211,715 As a courtesy, I wish the woman I stalk would post a daily agenda. It would make my life so much easier.





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211,714 I think the Bible's "10 Commandments" should be renamed "10 Vague Suggestions" for how much people pay attention to them.





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211,713 Sometimes I drive myself nuts thinking about how many drivers on the road are high, drunk or medicated at any given time. Or even just incapacitated due to some illness. Yikes!





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211,712 Crazy. the bartender I know is on the Spectrum. Well, a Bar Girl who drinks there gave him sex. She is attractive, and it's probably the best pussy he's had.

So, what does he do?

Yes, PROPOSES to her.

What does she say?

YES !

Oh, this will be interesting to watch unfold.





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211,711 It's been a few months since sex. I think I'm literally going to die of hysteria. My vag is worn out from me playing so much but it's making the pent up frustration even worse. Damnit I need to sit on a dick. I literally feel like there is an itch inside me that neeeeeds to be scratched.

Men think they only get what they are given which isn't much.

All they have to do is show a little care, chat for a little while, and lick it good. Then you will have more than you thought of.

No, you aren't going to get it without a little effort on your part. Stop giving up after 1 day of chatting. We need it too!





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211,710 Homeless guy asked me for money for food.



"Oh, well i happen to have all these groceries i just bought, what would you like?"



...."Cash".





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211,709 My little sister is a cunt and the fact she still lives annoys me.





Damn that's soooo good to say

Better than a cig after sex





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211,707 The stores are out of M&M's.



First it was the hoarding of toilet paper. Now M&M's.



This crisis has certainly taken a turn for the worse!





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211,706 I really don't get why so many people think it's best that our country be a harsh, cruel, pitiless kind of dog-eat-dog place. Are kindness and co-operation bad things?





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211,705 hey, the pussy wasn't that good. don't think you can pout and play games. see ya. don't let the pussy control you.





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211,704 We are both retired and living in the same house, even though he filed for divorce over a year ago. When he is gone for the day, he will at least tell me, "I've got to run some errands today and will be back later today". His own doctor told me 2 years ago that I was going to have to start letting go of what he does and even some of his bizarre behaviors, when he was explaining to us at an appointment that it is hard to tell with his dementia, how much damage was from his alcoholism, and how much from 2 traumatic brain injuries. For my own sake, I have been slowly distancing on purpose so this old empath can start taking care of myself and my own mental health. I knew at that time that he had reconnected with his ex-wife, but I couldn't care less if he wanted to spend time with her. I think he WANTED me to be jealous, one of his many narcissistic delusions and paranoia. I really thought that she could help to steer him on his thinking and behaviors, that he would never allow me to do for him. I miss the "old" husband and grieve daily. I hope he will somehow obtain more peace within himself and his relationships. He is living a lie, so there is no talking to him about anything, over and above the weather, pets, and nature.





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211,703 Not gonna lie... I like being able to use covid as an excuse not to do stuff.





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211,702 I’ve been reading about a case of 3 missing women. They’ve been gone for 28 years! Their cars and personal belongings were all in the house. No evidence. How the hell do people just disappear? It pisses me off that there are people out there that get away with murder.





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211,701 It's all about creating an environment wherein the wealthy and powerful can do as they please without repercussions. The rest of us should just shut up and be happy that our 'betters' let us have anything.





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211,700 I think it's gross when women refer to each other as "bitches" or "my bitches". It is so trashy IMO.





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211,699 As the cooler weather sets in, I find I like wearing my mask. It keeps my face warm.





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211,698 My wife's new short haircut makes her look like a dyke. I can't tell her that though....





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211,697 I don't care anymore if I get sick. I can't keep living in fear.





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211,696 I was at a picnic when I was about 10 years old. I went to take a sip out of a can of soda and I didn't realize there was a yellow jacket inside. It stung me on the lip. It hurt like a bugger, scared the stuffing out me and made my lip swell for days.



Do you know, to this day, when I go to take a sip from a can of soda, I have a little bit of angst there will be a yellow jacket inside.





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211,695 When I deal with my ex-wife these days, she is nothing but bitter. Everything out of her mouth is a snarl. When we were married, her unpleasantness was there sometimes. It's what led to our marriage collapsing. But now, whoa, she is unpleasant 100% of the time.



Something occurs to me. I think her natural state is to be unpleasant. It always has been. I'm talking about before she even knew me she was a very cold angry person. But dating me, hanging out with me - I'm told I'm very calm and caring - it got her to chill out. She started acting in a much more pleasant way. I think she probably felt silly barking at me when all I ever tried to do was be kind to her.



Now that I'm gone from her life though, she has reverted to her true inner self. Sad to see. The person I loved no longer exists.





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211,694 I commented on a political article. I immediately had several messages in my inbox calling me a dumb c---nt and to go f myself with a cactus. Gave me a chuckle.





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211,692 I’m 39 and recently rewatched The Brave Little Toaster, it came out when I was 10. Someone was talking about it at work.



What a niche classic.





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211,691 I need to have sex, can you help me out?





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211,690 My Dad texts me during the day, but I only respond very late at night. This is with purpose. If I answer him during the day, he'll text again. I really don't want to have a text conversation with him. But if I wait til the middle of the night to respond, he's asleep and I am spared.





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211,689 Reality check on myself. A few years ago my wife’s had a fling. The thought of her falling in love with someone else, it crushed me. I was distraught. But through many discussions I realized it was a steamy one night wam bam and then she was done with it. Truth be told, I kind of found it exciting on some level. I’m still hurt, but part of my brain says go girl, you sexy mama, tell me the dirty details.





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211,687 Bitches really be letting army guys break their heart.





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211,686 If you've ever asked yourself "Why do guys do that?", you need a better guy. Stop making excuses just because they're a guy.





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211,685 My downstairs neighbor plays saxaphone now?? Every time he plays I can barely hear it, but it sounds like a horn or a train going by and the noise bothers me. Go back to guitar, please!





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211,683 Fuck the troops.





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211,680 You think I'm an easy target just because I liked you in middle school? I've seen your facebook. You are literally friends with my ex's dad. hahaha nice try dude. Haven't you ever heard that song from the Hannah Monantana soundtrack? "Just because I liked you back then, doesn't mean I like you now". (i mean probably not, most people our age didn't watch that, LMAOOO.) Do you even remember that love letter I wrote you?? It'd be funny if you still have it. But why are you messaging me? I don't trust ANYONE in the army. They all know my ex. Is this some sort of John Tucker Must Die type thing?





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211,679 You were in the army. You broke up with me. Now all the friend requests on my facebook are army guys. Yeah, that's not suspicious at all.





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211,678 Gen Z, please explain what it means when people post "RIP Jamie." And Jamie makes a post a week later? She wasn't dead? WTF. Why did u write that? After seeing this happen a few times, I have to wonder? WTF





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211,677 I'm all for feminism, but when you start defending me from a man that wasn't even being creepy, that is where I draw the line. So what if he was "looking at my butt"? He was waiting in line. I have news for you girl, that is what people do when they wait in line. They look at the butt of the person in front of them. I was looking at the girl's butt in front of me too, and I'm sure she was looking at the guy's butt in front of her. Who gives a shit? The dude truly was minding his own business. He can look at my butt if he wants. Maybe his wife died. You don't know what people are going through.





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211,675 I have a question about stimulating a clitoris. There is an outer hood. Then there is a little cave underneath the hood. What part should I focus on? The hood or the cave?





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211,674 Speaking of the smell test, I live in New York City and I once saw a woman get on the subway where one of the last empty seats was wet. Without thinking she dipped her fingers in the puddle of liquid to smell it, I guess to see if it was a homeless man's urine? Like what was she gonna do if it was urine 'cause now she's got it on her fingers. Like mega ew.





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211,673 Why do I keep getting ads on facebook about HIV? Does this mean I have it??





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211,672 September is the most beautiful month of the year.





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211,671 I want to learn to weld. 29F





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211,670 I don't understand people who will still eat or drink something by doing a "smell test" if it's expired or even 1 day past the date, I throw it out. When I was a kid I ate a piece of rotten deli meat and I will never forget the rancid taste. Ever since then, I won't even consider eating something that I question.





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211,669 I changed to work out. Got on the treadmill, warmed up. 4 minutes in I just wasn't "feeling it". So I got off it, changed back into my normal clothes. I feel guilty but today was just off.





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211,668 MOONLOOKERS! ok, tonight is the night. at 10pm Central Standard Time, I will look at the Moon. I hope my friends on this site join me.





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211,667 I was in college back in the 90s. Freshman year, I'd come home on holidays and hang out with people I went to high school with. There was one guy who always had house parties because his parents were never home. He was always known for getting extremely drunk and hitting on every girl he sees, including a friend of his 15 year old sister. We laughed at what a pervert he was and how he had no control. Fast forward. I am friends with him on Facebook and he spends ALL his time acting outraged about Trump. The thing is, during Kavanaugh's hearing, he spent ALL his time posting about what a rapist he is. I just find the irony hilarious. The guy is now in his 40s and just as much of a loser he was back in college.





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211,665 My co-workers call me Rob. My mother calls me Robert. My neighbor calls me Bobby. My wife calls me Moron.





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211,664 It wasn't til I was 23 or so that I realized there are two holes in a pussy. One for fucking and one for peeing.





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211,663 What's it like when a dude jizzes inside you? Can you actually feel it like a jet of water coming out a hose? Or is it more of a slow ooze and you can't feel it at all? Is the sensation the same for mouth, pussy and ass?





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211,662 I just had a woman give me $5000 in cash. She is well off and she wants to help people. She sends money off to her native country from time to time.



I think the Lord looked out for me on this.





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211,661 I laid off several workers a few months before 9/11. One of them found a new job in the World Trade Center. He didn't make it out of the building. I've never told anyone this before but I think of him sometimes. It makes me sad. I wish I never laid him off.





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211,660 I cant do online dating. My friends and neighbors might see my picture up there. It would make me look totally desperate to find a man.





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211,659 My nose and forehead are always oily. Yuck.





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211,658 There's been a jar of peanut butter in my cupboard for many years. Five maybe? I'm thinking about eating it.





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211,657 I gave some of my hubby's tools away to man I was sleeping with. Months later my hubby was pulling his hair out cause he couldn't find his drill. Hehehe.





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211,656 Yesterday I walked out of the house and strolled half way down the block before I realized I wasn't wearing a mask. Holy shit, how dumb of me. I of course raced back home.



Last night I had a series of bad dreams where I was in a crowd of people and I wasn't wearing a mask. An obvious subconscious reference to what happened in the afternoon.



I'm so tired of this virus threat. I want it to be over.





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211,655 You haven’t checked on our friendship in years. It’s been all me.



The secret? I finally figured it out. You’ve been trying to dump me as a friend for years and I’m too dense to catch a hint.



Distilling you’re advice into something valuable, discarding the rest of our friendship and moving on.



I cried an ocean and nearly killed myself coming to that conclusion; but it no longer hurts and for that I am grateful.





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211,654 Have you ever cheated on your spouse? I'm trying to get a sense of how common this is.





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211,653 The distortion of Trump's words never ends.



Here is the latest untruthful headline.



"Trump Blames Biden, Who Isn't President, For Not Instituting Mask Mandate"



Here's what Trump actually said,



"They said at the Democrat convention they’re going to do a national mandate. They never did it, because they’ve checked out and they didn’t do it. "



Trump is saying at the Democrat Convention, they came out with a campaign promise to institute a national mask mandate. Then a week later Biden back peddled and decided not to force everyone to wear masks if he's elected.



Trump isn't blaming Biden for not instituting a national mask policy today. He's talking about the Democrat's flip-flopping on their promise to do so if elected.



But I don't really have to explain this do I. Democrats are just trying yet again to distort Trump's words. Any smart person sees right through their untruthful games.





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211,652 I’m a teacher. First of all, I do appreciate having this stable job, which puts me in a much better position than millions of others right now. I truly do feel lucky in that regard.

That being said, I hate remote instruction (my district is 100% remote for at least the first quarter). I’ve come to realize that being around and working with my students is what I enjoy most about my job. Just seeing them in little boxes on my screen doesn’t cut it. When I used to have fun during class, now I usually can’t wait for it to be over, I sleep badly and use distractions (mostly media) to not think about school during off time. If somehow school became like this forever, I’d have to quit I think.





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211,651 The state with the highest percentage of gay people is....



Maryland



Didn't see that coming. I thought it would be California or New York.





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211,650 My wife is having an affair. I haven't confronted her about it yet though. I did manage to figure out who the guy is. I met him once. He's married. Here's a question. Should I bring his wife into the conversation? Should I tell her what I know? Why should my marriage be a wreck because of this dickhead guy. How about him getting a taste of what it's like to have a marriage fall apart. Seems only fair his wife should know he's cheating on her.





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211,649 We have to face it, there isn't room enough in the world for all of us. We don't have enough food, enough oil, enough room for houses. We're crammed in together. And look what happened? The perfect petri dish for spreading illness.



But it's more than just a physical thing. There isn't room enough for all our opinions, all our cultures, all our religions. We end up stepping on each other's toes.



Something has got to give. Either illness due to overcrowding needs to kill off many of us, or we'll offend each other enough that a nuclear war will take out half the world's population. Whatever the form, this will happen. This is how nature corrects an imbalan