Got home from university to find a parcel for me. Inside was a little note saying "For your cooking." I thought Ah, Great! I can make something interesting! Inside was two tubes of Finnish Mustard (1 mild, 1 medium)

Unfortunately they were both expired.. Admittedly one was only a few days earlier but the other was from April :/

So thank you to my mystery person, I'm sure you meant well (or want me to start poisoning people- tempting sometimes!)