HELL TO THE YES!!! This is not in your imagination.

I got it mostly from the MOMs who shoved cookies, desserts and cakes in my face, when they knew I was stuffed. “Come on have one more piece. I made it special, just for you” – exactly like you said. It took me a while but after 3 or 4 of these Moms, I realized they all wanted to eliminate the daughter’s competition.

The girlfriend would be like “you don’t need to go to the gym today…”

“uh, yeah I do… and SO DO YOU”.

They pack them in your car…. send you home with a bag of them… it’s ridiculous.

I wish they would just come out and say it:

“You’re too hot. I want to limit your options. Have another piece of cake.”.

(waves her hand like Obi Wan Kenobi attempting a cheap Jedi mind trick.)

Bitch.

Women should just be honest instead of trying these backhanded approaches and manipulations. Don’t try and fatten me up. Hit the treadmill yourself.