Spend some time on Twitter if your diet is low on liberal tears. They’re absolutely fortifying and guaranteed to confer long life and happiness.

What’s causing the Democrats to cry today? Let’s create a list. First, it must be noted that Democrats promised death to Americans because Net Neutrality is gone. Then, Americans would die again if they kept more of their taxes. Finally, Americans are going to die because of Trump. (That general sentiment has been going for a year now.)

Americans aren’t dying, though, they’re keeping more money:

At the UN we’re always asked to do more & give more. So, when we make a decision, at the will of the American ppl, abt where to locate OUR embassy, we don’t expect those we’ve helped to target us. On Thurs there’ll be a vote criticizing our choice. The US will be taking names. pic.twitter.com/ZsusB8Hqt4 — Nikki Haley (@nikkihaley) December 19, 2017

Remember the scene where the Ents knocked over Saruman’s evil enterprise and the water washed through Isengard? As good news rushes through the country, it finally feels like the government is under new management.

Are you tired of all the winning?

UPDATE:

Now Comcast and NBC giving bonuses, too. Liberals benefitting!

Comcast joining AT&T: “Based on the passage of tax reform and the FCC’s action on broadband,” Comcast is giving “special $1,000 bonuses to more than 100,000 eligible frontline and non-executive employees.” — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 20, 2017