**SPOILERS FOR EPISODE IX ABOUND**

Kat and Pranks predict the plot of Episode IX. The full tally of predictions is below.

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**MEGA GIANT SUPER DUPER SPOILER WARNING**

Accurate Predictions:

- Rey Palpatine

- Reylo will sail, and then they're gonna kill him

- Court mandated Heterosexuality (Poe)

- Poe's ex is either Jannah or Zorii Bliss

- They will kill Hux in a funny way

- There will be another Death Star (basically)

- they'll be underwater now

- Wicket is back

- Ahsoka is a voice cameo

- We'll see Lando very early and he's raising support for the Resistance

- Finn will talk to other stormtroopers

- Wedge is back

- Kylo becomes one with the Force

- ground, space, and force duel battle

- Lando will do recruitments. We'll see him very early.

- BIZARRELY, KYLO REN IS A LIGHTSABER. FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW.

- Body swap Palpatine plan.

Inaccurate Predictions:

- Threepio for real dies

- Dark Side Force Ghosts Force Visions Fight

- The Final Battle was infinitely more stupid than we could have possibly imagined

- Falcon's Dish was not broken

- Finn's arc did not resolve resulting in him not caring as much about Rey

- Threepio did not shoot anyone

50/50 Predictions

- Uncle robot romance (we see it, they may not)

Here is a link to the article about the Star Wars soundtracks Pranks mentioned: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/a-field-guide-to-the-musical-leitmotifs-of-star-wars

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