We should create eggball

as a completely separate game to handegg

meshugganahToday at 7:30 PM

the national sport of pw

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:31 PM

so rules

meshugganahToday at 7:32 PM

1)eggs must be unboiled

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:32 PM

the ball is a football (european) covered with tiny holes and filled with eggs

ProphetofPainToday at 7:32 PM

...

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:32 PM

you can't use your feet, and the ball can't leave the ground

ProphetofPainToday at 7:32 PM

Oh this is going to get stupid

Go on

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:32 PM

the object of the game is to roll the ball into the endzone

meshugganahToday at 7:33 PM

you can't use hands either

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:33 PM

if you do, you get 420 points

don't be silly mesh, you just can't use your hands on the throwoff

if any of the eggs break, you lose 69 points

meshugganahToday at 7:33 PM

throw off?

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:33 PM

indeed

ProphetofPainToday at 7:33 PM

OooooOooooOoOo

meshugganahToday at 7:34 PM

is there a bonus for hitting lolz in the face with the eggball?

ProphetofPainToday at 7:34 PM

ye

Yes.

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:34 PM

if you get the ball into the endzone, you can gain additional points by emptying the ball and making an omlette

meshugganahToday at 7:34 PM

oooh

ProphetofPainToday at 7:35 PM

Is their an oven by the goal?

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:35 PM

your omelette is judged by three professional judges and scored on a 1-10 scale

meshugganahToday at 7:35 PM

now that's interesting

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:35 PM

the average is multiplied by 100 and added to your score

CakeToday at 7:35 PM

*facepalm

meshugganahToday at 7:35 PM

there's a lot of math involved

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:35 PM

the game ends when there are no eggs left to fill the ball

meshugganahToday at 7:35 PM

how are we addressing that issue

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:35 PM

each game starts with a basket of 200 eggs

ProphetofPainToday at 7:36 PM

You say face palm but you just don't understand the complexity

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:36 PM

Mesh, that's the part made to appeal to baseball fans

ProphetofPainToday at 7:36 PM

Your mind can't comprehend it's greatness probably because the only real sport Canada has is hockey

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:36 PM

and curling

ProphetofPainToday at 7:36 PM

I assume you need a lot of egg crumpets

meshugganahToday at 7:37 PM

Hockey hockey hockey hockey

!

ProphetofPainToday at 7:37 PM

Ehh alright

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:37 PM

like I said Pro, 200 eggs in the basket

game ends when there are no eggs left

ProphetofPainToday at 7:37 PM

Right than

Question.

meshugganahToday at 7:37 PM

question

poppy first

CakeToday at 7:38 PM

Pop, so true

ProphetofPainToday at 7:38 PM

Where do they make the omelettes? Is there a kitchen on field?

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:38 PM

this is an indoor game

ProphetofPainToday at 7:38 PM

Point is near the play area

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:38 PM

you don't just cook outdoors you god damn savage

but yes, there is a kitchenette on either end of the pitch

ProphetofPainToday at 7:39 PM

Have you heard of a "barbecue"

meshugganahToday at 7:39 PM

won't the judges get full from eating so many omelettes in a high scoring game?

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:39 PM

fucking savages

Mesh, if the judges can't eat they are shot

and replaced

meshugganahToday at 7:39 PM

okay

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:39 PM

you need to have a big stomach

meshugganahToday at 7:39 PM

what about cholesterol?

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:39 PM

remember, we do live in a military dictatorship

ProphetofPainToday at 7:40 PM

Do we?

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:40 PM

the judges do cardio to work up an appetite and stay healthy between judging

and I dunno pro probably

meshugganahToday at 7:40 PM

is the game divided in halves? quarters?

CakeToday at 7:40 PM

test

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:40 PM

eggs

ProphetofPainToday at 7:40 PM

Cholesterol isn't a problem unless they drop dead

CakeToday at 7:41 PM

bru

meshugganahToday at 7:41 PM

bru

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:41 PM

when 100 eggs are gone they have a 15 minute break

ProphetofPainToday at 7:41 PM

Then the half time show?

meshugganahToday at 7:41 PM

that could get messy

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:41 PM

look man, I don't have all the answers

meshugganahToday at 7:41 PM

apparently

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:41 PM

I'm in charge of the game, the entertainment is Lolz's department

ProphetofPainToday at 7:42 PM

Ehh

meshugganahToday at 7:42 PM

Oh god

ProphetofPainToday at 7:42 PM

That smells of disaster

meshugganahToday at 7:42 PM

let's kill this game right now

ProphetofPainToday at 7:42 PM

It's like giving a gun to a blind man

meshugganahToday at 7:42 PM

and the inventor

ProphetofPainToday at 7:42 PM

Someone is going to regret it

meshugganahToday at 7:42 PM

nobody must know of it

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:42 PM

look man

eggball is trademarked by lolz

I have to let him do something or I'll be sued

meshugganahToday at 7:43 PM

he already runs this place

Isn't that enough?

TheAllStarrBandToday at 7:43 PM

lolz is a tyrant

DBCrumpetsToday at 7:43 PM

Lolz runs a political machine which I can't stop

all I can do

is make entertaining sports

SzkBotToday at 7:43 PM