Earlier, I thought it would be really hot if I put a cooked sausage up my butt hole. I figured it would be similar to gay butt sex, which it was, but now my dilemma is the fact that half of the sausage still remains in my rectum. I tried to poop it out, but I don't have to poop yet. This is embarrassing for me, and I really don't want to see a doctor because he will think I am gay, and I really haven't come out yet for anyone. I really don't want to lose my family's trust. Anyway, is there a way to remove the sausage without hurting myself or going to the doctor. This is a big problem for me because it really hurts. If anyone could help me with this sausage problem, I would greatly appreciate it, and I will love you forever! Please help as soon as possible!

Sincerely,

Painful butthole