The most common questions I’m asked

when working in the field gathering news:

1) Why is my cable bill so high?

2) What’s that smell?

3) Who decides what stories get put on the air?

It ain’t me.

I’d be covering beer festivals and Wet T-shirt contests.

If those in charge of editorial content think you’re interested in crap,

that’s what they’ll put on.

Use your remote to demand more.

Turn off the garbage before you get polluted.

Just Sayin’.