so won day shreek comes home to his swampe. but he has ben way for wekedn so he is miss phiona and horn.e nd read to put willie to rite place. he open door to swapm house and loks in but is differet?! omg seys sherk so he gos in kichin and littl gren man is stand ther?! turn aroun and shark say "dIS ISNT MAH SWEMP" in his scotland voice litt gren man turn round an say "my swamp, this is" oh fuxk sayed shrek i walk into yoda swamp!? sherk explan that he is ver horney and want to go hom and find phiona so yoga tell him that he need past test to go hom. shrek go okey and yoda meddiatly jump onto shrekd booty and get lite saber and turn it on speshil mode and put into shrek bum whole so shrek roar de mighty sctlind rore as yoga pentrates his anis wof lite saber. yoda pull out and shrek groans wit relief and sayed "ah dat was good yumm" naow litll gren ogre whispr into shreks vast bum cheks "give me the shit, uou will" so soft it ecoes in his vast bum cheks shrek ander jis commads and force oot a mitey shit! yoga dont een let a drip out bc he sucks it all ip like is chocolit moose. he lik his lips and jump to shriks front. he whip out his little gren willie Nd chop it wit litsabre so its like a little saisage nd tells shrek to eet it so e muncha on it intil is allgone mmmm he says jus like litt crunche sausage. now yoge say final thing. u must bang me in the mout until i die so mus be ver harddd. shrek wip out his big big willie and yoda is wowed at the sigte of te big green sausage. shark insert his weewee in yogas mout and with won thrust of hips he jjzz his onion jizz and it satrt cumminh out ov uoga ears and den hus hard sosage crack out of littl yodas head. shrek sighs and whispers "goodbuy littl gren ogre friend" but oh he look ip nd say tyty then flies ov with onion cream cum out his eers. so den sherk comes home and kicks open da dor nd says ah ye im horne but who is on da couche?! pHIONA ND DOKEY IS DER ND HE GETS MAD RAGEY SP HE KICK WALL BC HE IS ANGRYUU CAUSE HE DONT WANT PHIONO LIKCKINH DONKY WILLIE NOW DO HE? toby continue tyty