The latest blockbuster United Nations report on the impacts of climate change makes dire reading, just as the first one did almost a quarter of a century ago

Entire island nations "rendered uninhabitable", millions of people to be displaced by floods and rising seas, uncertainties over global food supplies and severe impacts on human health across the world.

The news from the United Nations on the likely impacts of climate change is dire, especially for the poorest people on the planet.

There will likely be more floods, more droughts and more intense heatwaves, says the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

As human emissions of greenhouse gases continue to rise, natural ecosystems come under extreme stress with "significant" knock-on effects for societies.

"Changes in the availability of food, fuel, medicine, construction materials and income are possible as these ecosystems are changed," says the report.

But in the words of that great British band The Smiths, you can now stop me if you think you've heard this one before.

That's because all of the above comes not from today's blockbuster IPCC report on the impacts of climate change, but from the first one started in 1988 and published in 1990. Much of the science it drew on was older still.

Just so we can calibrate our memories here, 1990 was the year Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide web, Nelson Mandela got out of jail and MC Hammer wore those pantaloons (U Can't Touch This).

Now more than 25 years after scientists started compiling that first report, the latest report is similarly alarming - just with added impacts and greater certainty.

As The Guardian reports, the IPCC now says climate change is already cutting into food supplies and has the ability to fuel conflict.

So for the sheer hellish monotony of it all, let's go through a quarter of a century of warnings from the IPCC about the impacts of human-caused climate change.

First Assessment Report – 1990

After 18 months work, the chairman of the IPCC working group looking at the impacts of climate change wrote the issue was "potentially the greatest global environmental challenge facing humankind".

That first report was based on findings that if CO2 levels in the atmosphere were to double, this would deliver a global temperature rise of between 1.5C and 5C, with sea levels rising by about one metre by the end of the 21st century. The world's polar regions would warm at double the rate.

Natural ecosystems would face "significant consequences" from climate change. "Major health impacts" were possible because of changes to the availability of water and food and from heat stress and increased spread of disease. Poorer countries were the most vulnerable.

The working group thought then that some of the greatest impacts for developed countries "may be determined by policy responses" such as regulations on fuel and "emission fees".

The report also warned: "Global warming will accelerate sea-level rise, modify ocean circulation and change marine ecosystems with considerable socioeconomic circumstances".

One major uncertainty was the risk climate change might pose to food supplies.

The report said that "on balance" global food production could be maintained at the same level, even if the costs of doing that remained "unclear".

Second Assessment Report – 1995

Some of the world's ecological systems could take centuries to "reach a new equilibrium", warned the IPCC's second major assessment report (SAR) into the impacts of climate change, building on the report from five years earlier.

Coastal systems are at risk, said the SAR, having "major negative effects on tourism, freshwater supplies, fisheries, and biodiversity".

One third to a half of the mass of mountain glaciers could disappear within 100 years.

In the oceans, SAR concluded that sea levels would rise, ocean circulation could be altered and the amount of sea ice would drop.

Serious concerns were raised about water supplies for everything from power generation to domestic supplies.

The panel was still uncertain about the affects of climate change on food supplies, but there were concerns the risk of hunger and famine could increase among the world's poorest.

"Climate change is likely to have wide-ranging and mostly adverse impacts on human health, with significant loss of life," said the report.

Exposure to extreme weather events could raise the risk of increased "death, injury [and] psychological disorders".

In other news, a company called eBay is created, former American Football hero O.J Simpson is found not guilty of double murder and Forrest Gump wins the Oscar for best picture.

Third Assessment Report – 2001

Projected climate changes during the 21st century have the potential to lead to future large-scale and possibly irreversible changes in Earth systems resulting in impacts at continental and global scales.

So goes the third major IPCC report into the impacts of climate change, which repeats previous warnings and then adds lots more.

Most sub-tropical and tropical areas will see a fall in crop yields as temperatures go up. In mid latitudes, yields might improve if temperature rises are only low, says the report.

Urban populations are likely to be impacted by rises in temperature extremes "affecting particularly the elderly, sick, and those without access to air-conditioning".

In some temperate countries, the number of people dying in the winter from cold could outnumber the increased summer deaths, but the evidence for this is limited.

In other news, the world gets Wikipedia, iPods and lots of people go and watch movies about bespectacled young wizards and hobbits.

Assessment Report Four – 2007

It's "all of the above", again, with the release of the fourth assessment report (AR4) in 2007.

"Many millions more people are projected to be flooded every year due to sea-level rise by the 2080s," the report says.

If global average temperatures rise between 1.5C and 2.5C, then "approximately 20 to 30 per cent of plant and animal species assessed so far are likely to be at increased risk of extinction".

The message on global food production is still mixed, but the panel concludes that if temperatures get above a range of between one and 3C, then food production drops.

For the fourth time, the report is clear that poorer communities are the most vulnerable with small island nations "especially vulnerable".

Climate change will "affect the health status of millions of people" with increases in malnutrition and impacts for child development. Heatwaves, floods, storms, fires and droughts will increase deaths and injury.

The IPCC still says that in some temperate countries there might be fewer deaths from cold exposure, but overall, the report says, "it is expected that these benefits will be outweighed by the negative health effects of rising temperatures worldwide, especially in developing countries".

For Africa, the year 2020 will see between 75 and 250 million people "exposed to increased water stress due to climate change".

The Asian mega deltas are warned again about the increased risk of flooding from storm surges and sea level rise.

In Australia and New Zealand, some ecologically rich sites including the Great Barrier Reef, the Queensland Wet Tropics, the Kakadu wetlands, sub-Antarctic islands and alpine areas are deemed to be at risk of significant biodiversity loss. Some of these areas will see impacts as early as 2020.

Increased drought and fire will cut production in agriculture and forestry by 2030 over much of southern and eastern Australia, and over parts of eastern New Zealand.

Negative impacts for Europe will include "increased risk of inland flash floods, and more frequent coastal flooding and increased erosion".

If emissions remain high, then parts of Europe will see 60 per cent of all species will be gone by the year 2080.

Latin America is warned some of its most important crops and livestock will be impacted "with adverse consequences for food security".

In other news, mortgage defaults in the US spark a global credit crunch, people queue for a seventh book about a teenage wizard and bands perform at Live Earth climate change concerts around the world.

Assessment Report Five - 2014

You can find the latest cheerful IPCC report here. More than 300 authors and editors from 70 countries put it together, with more than 400 contributors and over 50,000 comments.

But if we go back to brass tacks, it's worth asking how the world has reacted to these repeated warnings.

Since 1990, annual global greenhouse gas emissions from burning fossil fuels have gone up 60 per cent.

As The Smiths also said, That joke isn't funny any more.