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Beginning on November 4, 2019 my daily rundowns are posted one week delayed unless you're a Patreon supporter. Patreon supporters get a link to my daily rundowns about a week early. For more details please see above ''1 More Year of MarksFriggin.com?'' -- Wednesday, September 9, 2020 -- Howard's Psychiatrist Says He Talks Too Much. 09/09/20. 7:00am

Show opening bits and songs included: An announcement about Jane Fonda being on the show today. Howard started the show talking about how confused he is about what he's reading about the United States Postal Service this morning. He said he's very freaked out by it. He said he's reading that out in California they caught some dude who was dumping a bunch of mail in a garbage dump. He said he was a contractor for the Postal Service. He said that's really weird. He said he's not sure what's going on but this country is feeling more and more third world to him. He said then he saw the president was yelling at a reporter for wearing a mask. He said he's living in a bizzaro land. He said he's losing his mind being locked up in his house. He said his blood is boiling over all of this. Howard said yesterday he was chatting with his psychiatrist and the time flew by. He said his therapist says he talks too much and doesn't think about things enough. He said he thought being on the phone with your therapist that you have to talk. He said he's doing it wrong apparently. He said no other patient does that. He said he'd imagine that Gary would though. He said he talks a lot. Robin said Gary has been in therapy. Howard asked Gary if he talks too much. Gary said of course not. He said his therapist would never tell him he talks too much. Gary said he should fire his therapist. He said he's paying this guy to listen to him and he's telling him he talks too much? He said that's insane. Howard said that was very strange. Gary asked if he has ever thought that he pays the guy too much. Howard said he knows he's helping him so he doesn't think about the money. Gary said he's supposed to be there to talk so he doesn't understand. Howard said he's supposed to think about what he's talking about so now he stays quiet. Howard said all of this has to be over at some point. He said it has to end. Gary asked if he thinks that he'll ever be cured. Howard said he's not sure there is a cure. He said it's a way of changing your patterns and becoming more comfortable in your own skin. He said that way you can cope better. Robin said it teaches you coping skills. Howard said he can be a better husband and father through therapy. Howard said when he was sitting there thinking about the mail being fucked with. He said they used to attack the postal service and how it should be privatized. He said the postal service here used to be amazing. He said you judge a country by the postal service. He said you can't trust it now. He said he ordered a protein drink a few weeks ago and he hasn't seen it. He said it's been 3 weeks. He said it used to take 2 days. He said something is definitely up. Robin said it used to be that if it was in your city it would get there the next day. Howard said Gary pays his bills through the mail. He said he does too. He said Gary said that he's been late because bills aren't coming in the mail. He said he's really concerned about this. He said he knows exactly what's going on but he's not going to get political. Howard said he said 3 and a half years ago that this country would turn into a third world country and that's what's happening. He said he told you that the whole thing was going to fall apart. He said that the mail was purposely shut down. He said they don't allow overtime and they aren't delivering mail every day. He said he knows what's going on and it doesn't take brain power to see what's going on. He said the country is devolving into a nut job country. Howard said if life was real and this was a company you'd have top management brought out and locked up in a straight jacket. He said that he knows what's going on and he sees what has happened in 4 years. He said there is racial unrest like they've never seen. He said there are people losing their jobs and environmentally we're fucked. He said your grandchildren won't see the light of day. He said somehow people are blaming Biden for this even though it's happening now. He said it's crazy. Howard said he can't tell you how to vote or how to live but he's worried about his kids and their future. He said he is a patriot and loves this country so much. He said he used to be a beacon and a shining light. He said a lot of shit went down in the world's history and this country stepped up and helped to save the world. He said now we need saving. Howard said the mail thing should bother you because people are going to have to vote through the mail. Robin said she's thinking of going in person no matter what she has to do. She said she may have to get into a HazMat suit. Howard said he may have to do the same.

TV Show Talk. 09/09/20. 7:15am

Howard said that show ''Away'' on Netflix really is good. He said they're on this space ship going to Mars and it's very good. He said they should disband NASA based on this show. He said they have so many problems on the ship. He said every aspect of the mission is a failure. He said they can't get anything. Robin said she's happy that he's not watching Housewives or something. Howard said if he has two things to watch it's Beverly Hills Housewives on Wednesday night. He said he puts everything on hold when that's on. He said they're on Wednesday nights. He told Robin what's going on with that show. He went over what happened with Brandy and Denise Richards. Howard said it was very nice of Denise to take Brandy and eat her. He said then Brandy talks about her on the show and calls her out and now Denise has to try to explain that to her husband. Howard said he feels bad for Denise because she's married. He said she fucked up and Brandy should have kept her mouth shut. Howard said Denise's husband seems like a hot head. He said he may not take that news well. Robin asked if he won't just sit and have a conversation about it. Howard said he's a good looking dude and he has a big penis according to her. He said imagine you cheat on your husband and the Yentas on that show are talking about it. He said they think she's lying when she denies it. He said she's on TV so of course she's lying about it. He said they should put all of them on a spaceship to Mars. He said that way he'd have the best of both worlds. Howard said the women on that show are disgusting human beings. He said you wouldn't want to be friends with any of them. He said he loves watching them though. He said he loves them showing off their wealth and all of that. He said they go out and spend money on meaningless junk in Italy. He said they're obnoxious human beings. He said Denise lying about that affair is about the nicest thing they've done on that show. He said he can't stand them but he can't miss an episode.

Howard said that show ''Away'' on Netflix really is good. He said they're on this space ship going to Mars and it's very good. He said they should disband NASA based on this show. He said they have so many problems on the ship. He said every aspect of the mission is a failure. He said they can't get anything. Porn Comes To Real Life News Stories And More. 09/09/20. 7:20am

Howard said he was reading that porn has come to real life. He said a motorcycle racer named Miguel Oliveira has announced he's going to marry his step sister after dating her for years. He said that they have known each other since they were 13 years old. He said now they're going to get married. Howard said the father supports them all the way. Howard said they lived in the same house together but they're not blood related. Howard said he decided to take care of his own business for a few days to give Beth a break. He said he took a dump and then he decided to get everything out of himself. He said he doesn't get these religious people who are so against masturbating. He said that he was watching a porno with a step mom and step daughter. He said this girl was studying for a test and she's in panties and a t-shirt. He said the mom was telling the daughter to take a break and the mom kept interrupting her studies. He said the mom is in heels with her titties sticking out of her negligee. He said the mom is rubbing her shoulders and the daughter tells her it's inappropriate. He said they start making out and then they end up eating each other out. He said he likes this kind of porn. He said the embarrassing thing is that he came before they even stopped talking. He said he likes the setup. He said he won't watch a porn if they don't have a setup. He said they do some really disgusting things in these movies so he likes the story. Robin said these are all topics for his therapist. Howard said maybe he's talking about the wrong shit. Howard asked how he can talk to his therapist about what he likes watching. He said in one he saw a mom teaching her daughter how to blow her boyfriend. Howard said this motorcycle racer is a good looking guy. He said he's marrying his step sister. He said they look kind of like movie stars. Howard read a story about a guy who was fucking his mother. He asked Robin what she would do if she walked in on something like that and you were married to the guy. Robin said she would walk out and leave. Howard said the wife actually called the police. He said he'd love to hear that 911 call. He said the last thing he'd do is call the cops over that. Howard talked about what that call might sound like. He said he'd pay good money to hear that. Howard said the police came and the mom and son are facing incest charges. He said they face 20 years in prison for that. Howard said it's apparently an epidemic if they have laws on the books for that. Howard said they asked the son why he had sex with his mom and he said ''It just happened.'' Howard said he can't believe that's a crime. He said he fucking his mom would be punishment enough. He did his impression of his mom talking to him if they were having sex. Howard said in this picture of this guy who fucked his mom the guy is holding up a trophy. He said he'd love to know what that trophy was for. Howard said he was wondering what the wife looked like. He said they say it started when they were watching videos of Aaron Carter jerking off. Howard said his favorite story right now is a white Jewish woman has been pretending to be a black woman most of her life. He said the woman is a professor of African History at George Washington University. Howard said that's a good school. He said it's weird when people pretend to be black because they're going all out. He said it turns out this is a white, Jewish woman. He said there isn't anything black about her. He said they're tracing it now. He said her name is Jessica Krug. He said she's from Kansas and Jewish. He said he has tape of this woman. Howard said this is from a virtual city council meeting in June. Howard played the clip and the woman had a Caribbean accent at first and that changed and kind of went away and changed to something sort of southern. Howard said she's speaking Cardi B. Robin said don't even say that. She said Cardi is authentic. Howard said if someone called her out on that it would have been bad. He said she would have called them racist. Howard said he would talk with a blackcent when he was growing up but he had to do that to survive. He said he had to plead for his life. He said he was bad at it too. He said he's not sure what's up with this white women. He said they're really into this role playing though. He said they become the heads of the things they go for. He said she's like Sacha Baron Cohen doing that accent. Robin said no one ever called her out on it and said she wasn't black. Howard said these people are never just having a normal life. He said they have to be the top of their field. He wondered how she got that job. Robin said she'd like to know who hired her. Howard played the clip again and said he has no idea what she even said. He said she even starts cursing in the clip. Howard played the clip and tried to interpret what she was saying. He said he might be able to write a song to this. He said she might be saying her name at the start there. Robin said that might be her made up name. He said her real name is Jessica. Robin asked where her family is. Howard said she missed her mom's funeral in 2013 because she didn't want people to know what she was up to. Robin said she wasn't able to do an African accent so she tried another. Howard played the clip again and tried to interpret again. He said that has to be her name. He said it's like Justaba Malera. He said he can't even get past this first sentence. He said that department must be a joke over at George Washington. He said the other professors must be talking about her and how they can't understand a word she's saying. Howard said African people are asking what the fuck she's saying. Howard did an impression of her speaking with that weird accent. Howard said she used the name Jess LaBombera. He said that's her fake name. He said in 2019 she was nominated for a Harriet Tubman award for a book she wrote. Howard said imagine that. Robin said they haven't interviewed any of them. She asked if any men are doing this. Howard said maybe they are but they're not getting jobs. Howard played more of the clip and went through it trying to interpret what she was talking about. When he did figure it out he got a laugh out of what she was talking about. He said she's complaining about gentrification but she's a white woman complaining about it. Howard said someone at George Washington University has to be embarrassed by hiring this woman. He played more of the clip and laughed when he heard Jessica cursing and complaining about her neighborhood being sold. He said they have a bad ass professor there. Howard said she threw in a ''Y'all'' in there. He said now she's southern. He said she was from the Caribbean a minute ago. He laughed as she was complaining about her neighborhood and what's happening to it. Robin asked if Howard thinks she's ever talked like this. Howard said when she gets worked up. He said he's not sure she's even black. Robin laughed. Howard said he's wise to her. He said he sees what's going on now. Robin said they have to be suspicious of everyone now. Howard said Daniel Carver never believed Robin was black. He said he thought she was a racist white woman. Howard said the world is nuts. Robin said she wants to get off. She said she thinks they made a mistake when they dropped her there.

Howard said he was reading that porn has come to real life. He said a motorcycle racer named Miguel Oliveira has announced he's going to marry his step sister after dating her for years. He said that they have known each other since they were 13 years old. He said now they're going to get married. Howard said the father supports them all the way. Howard said they lived in the same house together but they're not blood related. Netflix Talk, Calls And More. 09/09/20. 7:45am

Howard said he was praising Netflix for ''Away'' but he has a bone to pick with them. He said he saw on the web that they had some good shows to watch. He said this show called ''Lingua Franca'' shows up and it's about a transgender who someone falls in love with. He said they speak in a foreign tongue and they don't put up any subtitles. He said he invested 2 hours into this thing. He said that he likes that show ''Euphoria'' which is really good. He said they have a transgender person on that show named Hunter Schafer. He said she's really good. Robin said one of her friends was online and she found a date online. She said they're going out on dates now. She said she was wondering if Howard would be able to do that. Howard said he would if he was single. He said he'd have to. He said he told his wife he has no idea what he'd do without her. He said he needs someone to be there with him. Howard said he would have an accelerated dating life. He said he'd go from a date to being married. He said he was single for a brief period. Howard said this Lingua Franca shows that men can really look like women. He said that it's like the plant based food tasting like meat. Howard said someone said you have to turn on subtitles manually on Netflix to get them. Howard asked why he'd have to do that. Robin said sometimes you do see that. Howard said that's bullshit. He said tell him how to do it if he has to. Howard asked Jason to find out what she said at the end of Lingua Franca. Jason said he has it up now if he wants to know. Howard said he'll find out later because people probably didn't watch it. Howard took a call from a woman who said she has been listening overnight and she loves the show. She said she has to tell him that she tells everyone that she learns things from him. She said the most important is the Metamucil wafers. Howard said Dr. Agus told him about that. He said he had something going on when he had his colonoscopy and Dr. Agus told him to try this to prevent Diverticulitis. He said he was told to try Metamucil and he thought that was just for old people. He said that he loves the wafers. He said he used to squeeze out pellets but now he has a nice doody. He said it just slides right out with no effort. Howard said he has a beautiful experience every day when he goes to the bathroom now. He said there's not even a lot of clean up. He said Metamucil is a great product. He said he even has a song about it. He played that for the caller. Howard said there are two types of this stuff. He said he likes cinnamon spice and apple crisp. He said he can't eat the chocolate ones. He said he has the cinnamon every day even though he likes apple. He said the person who ordered it last had two choices and they got the wrong one. He said he doesn't believe in wasting money so he eats the cinnamon spice. He said he wants his apple crisp. Robin asked why he leaves this stuff to other people. Howard said that's a good question. Gary said he started on the cinnamon spice wafers. He asked how long before he sees results because he just started yesterday. Howard said Gary eats a lot of shitty food so he might be different. He said it should be in a few days. He said he'll see a big difference soon. Robin said he had better drink a lot of water. Gary said he always does. Howard said Gary doesn't eat a lot of vegetables. He said he will advise him on what to take. Gary said that things weren't moving when he was on medication for his knee operation. Howard said Gary will be in great shape after using Metamucil. He said he thinks it will help him. He said he's like a raccoon eating from the trash but it will help you. Robin asked if Gary is backed up. Gary said about 10 days after the operation he was in the bathroom straining. He said his heart was pumping and it was really rough. Howard asked how his new knee is. Gary said he has trouble walking up stairs and down. He said he has to go up one at a time. He said the left knee is healing and the right is getting worse. He said he can't exercise until November. He said he is getting better every day though. He said the operation was needed and it's phenomenal. Robin said she saw a picture of Gary on a rock with his legs hanging over it and he had his knees hanging there. Gary said they went up to Maine and stayed at an Inn. Howard said he had no idea. Gary said he felt very comfortable up there. He said they were overboard with everything. He said they were distanced and the place wasn't full. He said he felt weird about taking the trip but it was fine when they got there. Howard said Gary is considering moving to Maine. Gary said that Mary wants to go up there. He said they are thinking about moving up there. Robin said it gets cold up there. Gary said he knows. Howard said his cousins lasted a couple of years up there. He said they were hippies. He said he loves Maine too but it's not good in the winter. He said he's not going to want to be there in the winter. Gary said they probably wouldn't. He said they might have a place in Florida and one in Maine. He said they won't live in New York anymore. He said the kids will be wherever they are and they will move out of New York. Howard said he saw Gary on Instagram telling people where he was and he spelled Maine ''Main.'' Gary said he did fix it. He said they were in an area that was like a 6.5 hour drive. Howard took a call from a woman who said she has a story she thought he'd like. She said that she was out running and she had a gurgle in her stomach. She said she had no idea where to go and there were no bushes around. She said she had shorts on and this stuff was moving out. She said that it was dripping down her leg. Howard asked why she's thinking about him. The caller said she figured she could go to the dentist where she had just gone. Howard interrupted her and asked what this has to do with him. She said she's getting to that. The caller went on to talk about how she called her husband to come get her. She said he came and got her and he said he can't stay with a woman who shits her shorts. She said she blamed Howard Stern for it because she ate a bunch of Metamucil cookies. Howard asked how many she ate. She said they're really good. Howard said they're really powerful. He said be careful and talk to your doctor about it. He said that she might want to stick to a treadmill. Howard said maybe eat your Metamucil after a run. He said he's getting nervous with that call so he has to go. He let her go after that.

Howard said he was praising Netflix for ''Away'' but he has a bone to pick with them. He said he saw on the web that they had some good shows to watch. He said this show called ''Lingua Franca'' shows up and it's about a transgender who someone falls in love with. He said they speak in a foreign tongue and they don't put up any subtitles. He said he invested 2 hours into this thing. He said that he likes that show ''Euphoria'' which is really good. He said they have a transgender person on that show named Hunter Schafer. He said she's really good. Beth Is Not Being Held Hostage. 09/09/20. 8:10am

Beth came in so Howard asked her to say hello. Beth said she doesn't look good. Howard asked if she wants to talk about ''Away'' but Beth ran off. Howard said he was going to talk about Bang O'clock. He said that woman just had to shorten that story. He said she could have gotten it out quicker. Beth came back in and said she has to confess something. She said after they watched ''Away'' they went into his studio and she asked how he knew everything was working okay. She said she was deep cleaning in the studio and she was trying to be really careful and she knocked this whole thing over. She said she started scrubbing it the sign says do not use cleaner on it. She said she didn't sleep a whole night. She said she wasn't sure if she should tell him about it or not. She said she was so freaked out. Howard said she should have told him. He asked if she doesn't tell him things. Beth said of course she doesn't. Howard said she's doing him a huge favor by cleaning that stuff. Beth said she's not sure she would confess to that if it didn't work. Howard said she has to tell him things like that. Beth said she doesn't want to talk about this off the air. Howard said that's ridiculous that she wouldn't tell him. He said he wouldn't be mad at her. Beth said she wasn't being careful. She said her friend told her to call Gary about it. Howard said she has to tell him things like that. Beth ran off again. Howard asked Beth to come back. He said she sounds like a hostage there. He said he wants to say something. Howard asked Beth what was going on with that. Beth said she's mad at herself for not telling him. Howard said he's not looking to sit there all day. He asked how their friends think that she's being held hostage. He said that their friends think that he's holding her back from going out. He said he wants her to tell people that it's not him. Beth said they made a pact that they aren't going to go out until there is a vaccine. Beth said she is going to get her hair cut and colored on Sunday. Howard said he is too. Beth said she thinks if they're careful they'll be okay. She said that Howard is nervous about it and she's not. Howard said he doesn't want to go out because of Covid-19. Beth said they are being safe and they think they're doing the right thing. Robin said that sounded very well rehearsed. Beth said that's funny. Howard said he's not sure why she's getting her hair colored anyway. He said he likes it the way it is. Beth said she likes it blonde. Howard said he's afraid that she's going to get Covid and he'll get it from her. Robin said there's nothing to worry about. She was about to say something else but stopped herself.

Beth came in so Howard asked her to say hello. Beth said she doesn't look good. Howard asked if she wants to talk about ''Away'' but Beth ran off. Howard said he was going to talk about Bang O'clock. He said that woman just had to shorten that story. He said she could have gotten it out quicker. Calls, Fan Feedback And Phony Phone Calls. 09/09/20. 8:15am

Howard took a call from a guy who lives in Maine. He said Gary has to rethink moving up there. Howard said Gary has a fantasy life. He said he loves going to Maine but in the winter it's ridiculous. He said he wouldn't want to deal with that now. Howard said every guy who lives in New York wants to move. He said Shuli moved to Alabama. He said he calls it the Beverly Hillbilly syndrome. He said every guy making a living there thinks they can have a big house somewhere else in the country. He said you can move out with that New York money had have it made. He said there's a reason that it's cheaper in other parts of the country. The caller asked what part of Maine he'd want to live. Gary said Camden. He said he doesn't need this house he's in now. He said the kids are grown and they're going to be okay with the college stuff. He said they can get two small houses and live between them. He said there's no way he's spending winter up in Maine. He said he's too old for that. He said Mary wants to get a fixer upper but he's too old for that too. He said he just wants to move into a turnkey house and it's over. He said he's not going to live in an apartment either. Howard said how about move to Alabama with Shuli. Gary said his wife wont even consider Florida. Howard said he understands that. He said we'll see what happens. Howard said everyone is moving out. He said we'll see how it all goes. Howard said a lot of people are writing him about Shuli's move. He read some of that feedback about him moving to Alabama and people were happy for him. Howard said it's fine but he has a job there in New York. He said he thinks his plan is to just come to New York and leave the family in Alabama. He said he'll have a bachelor pad in New York. Howard said Steve Nowicki just said he's moving to Iraq. He said you can get 300 acres for like 11 bucks. Howard said he knows what Shuli is up to. He said he can't move everyone back. Shuli said if it comes to that they'll see. He said he's not keen on ditching them necessarily. Howard read more fan feedback about Shuli. Howard said someone wrote in about his calls to Underdog. Shuli said he's supposed to talk to her today actually. Howard said this news is going to freak her out. Shuli did his impression of her for a short time. They played a song parody about his move too. Howard read more about the move and people were asking about why he'd move there if they're weed unfriendly. Shuli said he didn't base the move on weed laws. He said it's all good. Howard said that SiriusXM may do a regional adjustment to his salary. Shuli said that's not happening. Howard said they could pay him like he lives there. Shuli said there are people making good money out there. Howard said Shuli loves it down there. He said he's like a white person who decides to become black. He said he's all in. Shuli said next week he'll have spurs and boots on. Howard said people were going off on him for the way he treated Shuli. He said all he did was ask questions. He said he's sure it's nice down there. He said he wishes Shuli luck there. He said he's not his father. He said sometimes he feels like he is though. Howard said Shuli probably just went alphabetically to find a place to live. He said that the kids probably have their own bedrooms now. He said there in New York they had to share. Shuli said they have two kids and two kittens and a dog. Howard said he would love to see how he chose Alabama. Shuli said his wife was very quiet at first. He said now she's fine. Howard said it must be warm down there. Shuli said the kids are having a blast in the yard and riding bikes around. Howard said they'll have to see how it goes. He said that they may come up with a cure for Covid. Shuli said they'll see what happens then. Howard said Shuli's thinking is always rational. He said he trusts it. Shuli said he didn't tell High Pitch Erik that he was moving. He said he thinks he's upset with him. He said he won't return his calls now. Howard said when people are left behind grey have a strange reaction. He said even they're having a hard time with it. Shuli said Erik called him during the break and said he can't believe he moved. He said eventually Erik will drive up there. Howard said of course he will. Howard said he's closer to Bobo now. He said he might not be that well off the closer he gets to Bobo. Howard said they got a lot of fan feedback about the Chris Wilding and Ralph story yesterday. He said that people think that this is more evidence that Ralph is a homosexual. Howard said while they were on vacation grey had their 4th annual phony phone a thon. He said it was great. He said they have so many phony phone calls that grey played over 150 phony calls over Labor Day weekend. He said they were very proud of that. He said a high percentage of them were from the Jack and Rod Show series. He said that's Sal and Richard's fake radio show. Howard played some examples of their phony calls to guests on the Jack and Rod Show. Howard said he has a new Jack and Rod call. He said grey boys booked a nutritionist and told him that the show was about home fitness during quarantine. He said they had Arnold Schwarzenegger as a guest. He said they knew he likes wild animals so they had them go nuts during the interview. Howard played a clip from that call. Howard said later in the call he says he drinks donkey piss. He said this guy would not get off the phone with the Jack and Rod Show. He said that's why he's playing it in clips. He played the part where Arnold talks about drinking the piss. The nutritionist stays on and keeps talking to Fake Arnold. Howard said this thing was a saga. He said the idea is to do something so stupid that the person hangs up. He said this guy would not hang up. Howard said Fake Arnold said he drinks his own urine and that didn't bother the guy either. He played a clip. Howard said you'd think the guy would be suspicious when things happen as Arnold is saying it. Howard said this guy would not hang up. He said they had to end this somehow so they had Arnold getting raped by his donkey. He said the guy stayed on and that was 40 minutes into the call. Howard said some people don't get upset. Robin said a celebrity can get away with anything. Howard said Sal and Richard say that sometimes they go weeks without doing a long phony phone call because people hang up so quickly. He said they went an hour into this call. He said eventually Fake Arnold jerked off a possum and the guy finally said he was going to hang up. Howard played a clip from that moment. The guy was still talking to Arnold but he eventually hung up. Howard said that was an hour in. Robin said that guy gave them permission to play that. Howard said yeah. He said the guy who was doing the Arnold impression was working overtime. He said Richard and Sal will stay on with you as long as it takes. He said they have nothing better to do.

Howard took a call from a guy who lives in Maine. He said Gary has to rethink moving up there. Howard said Gary has a fantasy life. He said he loves going to Maine but in the winter it's ridiculous. He said he wouldn't want to deal with that now. Howard said every guy who lives in New York wants to move. He said Shuli moved to Alabama. He said he calls it the Beverly Hillbilly syndrome. He said every guy making a living there thinks they can have a big house somewhere else in the country. He said you can move out with that New York money had have it made. He said there's a reason that it's cheaper in other parts of the country. Election Talk. 09/09/20. 8:40am

Howard took a call from a woman who said she holds Shuli responsible for voting for Trump. SHE said that he had better vote blue this time. Howard said he's not sure Shuli voted for Trump. Howard asked if he did vote for him. Shuli said he did vote for him. He said he wasn't a big fan of Hillary. He said he didn't think he had a chance in hell to win. The caller said that's the logic he uses. Shuli said he learned his lesson. Howard asked what logic he used to move to Alabama. Shuli said he won't vote for Trump again. He said the guy is out of control and nuts. He said something has to change. Howard said he thinks Ronnie is still voting for Trump. He said he hasn't indicated anything else. Howard asked Ronnie is if he is. Ronnie said he doesn't know what he's doing anymore. Howard asked if he knows how he's voting. Ronnie said as far as he's concerned they all suck. He said he hasn't decided yet. Robin said you can't believe that they don't know. Howard said ''I don't know'' means he doesn't want to say. Howard asked how you don't know at this point. He said if you're a trump person you know it. He said if you can't stand him then you know what you're going to do. Ronnie said he's disappointed in a lot of shit that's happened. Howard asked who he's voting for. Ronnie said he doesn't know yet. Howard said that's bullshit. He said he knows who he's voting for. Ronnie said he doesn't know yet. Howard asked Ronnie puppet who he's voting for. He said he's going to flip for it. Howard said he has to know. Ronnie said he doesn't know who to vote for. Ronnie said that Biden isn't going to be president. He said his Vice President is going to be President. Howard said if he thinks Biden is senile then he is voting for Trump. Ronnie said he may not vote. Howard said just admit he's voting for Trump. Ronnie said he's not sure yet. He said he's being totally honest. Howard asked why he wouldn't vote for Trump. Ronnie said look at what's going on around there. Howard asked if he would rather have a senile guy or a guy who can't run the country as President. Ronnie said he has no idea. Howard asked if he has heard Biden speak rationally. Ronnie said he has but sometimes he has no idea where he even is. Howard said Shuli thinks he's not voting for Trump. Shuli said he gets Ronnie's argument. He said both sides are extreme. He said that they both have a part in the way this country is right now. Howard said he's just trying to get his finger on the pulse of the country. He said now he knows what they're thinking. Robin said the country needs CPR. She said we need to be reawakened. Howard said he has to take a break. Ronnie Puppet said if Kamala Harris dresses sexy then he'll vote for her. Howard said people were talking about Ronnie being so honest yesterday about what he's going through during the pandemic. He said that he thinks Ronnie isn't being honest today. Ronnie said he is being honest. He said he doesn't know who he's voting for. He said he's afraid to vote for anyone at this point. Howard said they have to take a break and get to Jane Fonda. They went to break after that. advertisement

Howard took a call from a woman who said she holds Shuli responsible for voting for Trump. SHE said that he had better vote blue this time. Howard said he's not sure Shuli voted for Trump. Howard asked if he did vote for him. Shuli said he did vote for him. He said he wasn't a big fan of Hillary. He said he didn't think he had a chance in hell to win. The caller said that's the logic he uses. Shuli said he learned his lesson. Howard asked what logic he used to move to Alabama. Shuli said he won't vote for Trump again. He said the guy is out of control and nuts. He said something has to change. Jane Fonda Visits. 09/09/20. 8:55am

During the break they played a ''Now That's What I Call Coronavirus Summer Songs Vol. 1'' album commercial parody, a phony phone call Chris Wilding made to an internet radio show using clips of Robin singing, a Covid-19 vaccine song parody, a George Takei tribute to Broadway clip, a phony phone call where they had Howard singing the Name Game song to a woman named Jane, a super spreader song parody, an announcement about Jane Fonda coming on next and a cover of the song ''Sweet Jane.'' Howard came back and said he thinks he saw his dad getting a boner during the movie Barberella. He said that really messed with his head. He said his dad as fantasizing about Jane Fonda. He said that was his fantasy too. He said that he should go back and watch that movie. Robin said he might have a different experience now. Howard said that he was about 14 years old when that movie came out. Howard said Jane looks fantastic today. Jane said that's what quarantine can do for you. Howard said he was watching Jane on TikTok. He said he was thinking about her and how the last time she was there a few days later she announce she's done with men. He said that's a waste. Jane said she really is. Howard said he would think that things would work out with them if they dated. Howard asked how she's doing with this Covid thing. Jane said she's staying in. She said she has a concrete bunker where she lives and she turned it into a studio. Howard asked if she's a survivalist. Jane said she's not. She said she had a safe room in two other houses. She said that when she was married to Tom Hayden they had a safe room. She said they were fire proof and bullet proof. Howard said they were targets. Howard asked if they ever had to use them. Jane said they didn't. She said they were the size of small closets so grey weren't going to last long. She said that it was Tom's idea to have them. She said it never would have occurred to her to have one. Howard asked if it would be hard for a man to be married to her. He said he'd want her with him all the time if they were married. Jane said he's too late. She said before it would have been fine. She said that if she was married to him before she would become whoever he wanted her to. Howard said that doesn't fit her M.O. He said that he didn't think she was like that. Jane said she was good at it. She said she suffered from a disease to please as Oprah calls it. Jane said when you're sexually abused a girl feels that the only thing that matters is her sexuality and she has to please. She said the concept of ''no'' is gone. She said that there's a lot of self hatred and you fit in with who the person wants you to be. She said there's a lot of trauma related to that. Howard said he fears for every young woman out there. He said he doesn't know any woman who wasn't abused. Jane said every one of her friends was. She said it's also incest. Howard asked if that's what she had. Jane said no. Howard said her mom died early and if you don't have a mom you're basically an orphan. Jane said you become your own parent. She said if you're smart and resilient then you are. Howard asked if she hates her father for not protecting her. Jane said no. She said he was overseas in the Navy. Howard asked who was watching her then. Jane said in her class they were called Governesses. She said they were nannies. Howard asked if she was someone she could turn to. Jane said not at all. She said some can be someone like that but she had many over her life. She said they had a lot of nannies and they didn't get close to them. Howard asked about her father and Jane told him that he went to fight in the war because he had great values. She said this was the second world war. Howard asked how old he was when he enlisted. Jane said she was 4 or so and he must have been in his 30s. Howard said that's why he admires her. He said she could have been in any film but she protested the Vietnam war. He said she is her father's daughter. Jane said millions of people protested that war. Howard said that she could have avoided it. He said that most people don't take a stand. He said there are tons of people who won't take a stand. Jane said there are many who do. She said that we only need 11.5 million to take the stand. She said we can do that. Howard asked Jane why she still cares so much when she's gone through so much. Jane said that she spent the first third of her life not really caring. She said she was kind of cynical and she wasn't paying attention. She said she didn't really care. Howard asked if she just wanted to be an actress. Jane said she didn't know. She said she was married to Roger and she just fit into his life. She said when she found out about the Vietnam war she came back and became part of the anti-war movement. She said she was working with the soldiers and she met people who she didn't know and they saw the world differently. Howard said that Jane was arrested for carrying vitamins with her when she came back into the country and she was arrested because of Nixon. Jane said when she became an activist it was like sinking into a warm bath. She said these people were living their values and she knew why she was alive. She said it gave her a reason to be. She said there is nothing more beautiful in life than knowing you have a purpose. Howard asked if her past life as an actress was meaningless when she came to that realization. Jane said there was a point when she had been an activist for a couple of years and she was working with soldiers and auto workers and this friend of her's named Ken Cockril told her that they didn't have movie stars as activists so she had to make her career matter to the movement. She said that's when she started producing her own movies like ''Coming Home'' and ''China Syndrome.'' She said that made a lot of difference to her. Howard asked what movie she worked with Jon Voight in. It was Coming Home. Howard asked if she's in touch with him now. She said she's not and it's very sad what happened to him. She said he was her best friend for a time. She said they were close and she's not sure what happened to him. Jane said that Jon changed into an extreme right winger. Howard said that guy fascinates him. He said he's a huge talent. Jane said he is but something changed. Howard said he's got a lot of right wing views. Howard asked if she could be friends with a guy like that. Jane said no and not with anyone who was part of the birther movement. She said she's not sure how people who are so far apart politically can even live together. Howard said just look at Kellyanne Conway. Jane said they must have really good sex. Howard asked if sex can keep a couple together. Jane said it can. She said she read somewhere that being good in the feathers can keep you together. Howard said that can be true. Howard said he was reading her new book (What Can I Do?: My Path from Climate Despair to Action) and it made him so sad. He said he's happy that she's still around and still cares. He said that he imagines that she's going to give up at some point but she cares so much. He said he thinks that we are killing the planet and there is no bigger issue. He said he has a friend that has a 2 month old and he has the feeling that this kid won't be around because of the way we're treating the planet. Howard said Jane talks about the oceans and how they give us breathable air. He said we're trolling the oceans and pull everything up with these giant ships. He said that she talks about how there are no more male sea turtles because the sea temperatures are rising. Howard said she describes in detail how screwed this planet is. He said he read this and lost hope. He said we have to do something and that's what she says in this book. Jane said the scientists are telling us these terrible things that are happening and we can make the changes in time but we have to start right now. Jane said that's why she wrote this book and why she does her Firedrill Fridays. Howard asked if she sees any evidence that there are any initiatives. Jane said here are some. Howard said it looks like it's Doomsday if you ask him. Jane said it looks that way but there are changes happening around the world. She said in Germany they have retrained 20,000 coal workers to work in other jobs. He said there are things happening. Howard asked if she has spoken to Biden. Jane said she has not. Howard said he thinks that he will take things seriously. Jane said he has taken the environment very seriously over the past year. She said that he is a moderate and we have to make that happen. She said we need millions of people to push him to do more. She said that he is hesitant to say we have to stop with fossil fuels. Jane said 40 years ago they were studying the atmosphere and they told the fuel makers that the atmosphere is warming up because of the burning of fossil fuels. She said they didn't stop and it gets worse and worse. Jane said we have very little time to cut the emissions in half before it's too late. She said there are other problems too like chopping down the forests to raise cattle and things like that. She said it's primarily the fossil fuel thing that we have to cut back on. She said if they continue to drill for oil we're not going to make it. Howard asked Jane to talk about the military and how we have to take some of the money that goes to them and use it to fight to clean up this mess we're in. Jane said the economists say that it would cost in the trillions to do it but it would pay itself back quickly. She said it makes a lot of sense to cut the budget. She said that even if we cut billions out we'd be on a level of other countries combined. She said stop paying the fossil fuel companies billions a year. SHE said if we stop shoring them up and put money toward them then we can start moving to solar energy and things like that. She said we can do it and make it work. Jane said we need someone who isn't afraid to make changes. She said we can shore up our health care and do all of this. Howard asked why so many people in this country think people like her are kooks. He said they have this attitude that she's full of shit. He asked why so many people are anti-science. Jane said there are some people they're never going to convince. She said when you canvass and knock on doors you know when you're not going to get through to someone. She said there are some people who have drunk the Kool-Aid. She said then you try to tell them something they don't know and you can make a difference. She said you have to make people care about it. Howard said they have to get people to care about it now. He said things are changing with the oceans and the temperatures are changing. He said this pandemic came from someone eating a bat apparently. He asked what the world is going to look like in 30 or 40 years. Jane said he has described a lot of it. She said oxygen will be a problem. She said clean water will be more and more scarce around the world. she said by 2050 there will be 200 million climate refugees. Howard asked where they're going to go. Jane said there will be problems surviving hurricanes and extreme weather events that won't let you recover from the last. She said that people will get sick a lot more and the health care system won't be able to handle it. She said the economy won't be able to handle it and the economy will collapse. She said even the rich people who live on hills or on yachts will be affected. Howard said he was impressed in her new book that she was talking about protesting and going to Washington DC to do that. He said she described a scene where the police officer had to push her into a van and pushed her on her ass. He said it's so degrading that she had to be pushed into the van. He said it's amazing to him that she still cares so much at her age. He said some people in their 80s wont even walk outside. Jane said there were so many old women there. She said they're leading the charge. She said that's true globally. Jane said that she's 82 an people see that she can do it so they want to do it too. Jane said she loves her book because it's so joyful. Howard said he loved the book. Jane said she hopes that she can have few regrets when she dies. She said she wants to think that she had a meaningful life. She said that she would hate herself if she didn't do what she's doing. She said you have to plan for how you want to be and how you want to feel when you get to the end. Jane said her father had a lot of regrets. She said that she's being very selfish there. Howard asked what his regrets were. Jane said that he didn't resolve everything that he wanted to before he died. She said she could see it in his face. She said we have to live with the intention to make up everything and go out with as much peace and grace as possible. she said if you don't try to make things right you will have regrets and bad feelings when you get older. Jane said she wasn't happy before going to Washington DC. She said she didn't feel like she was doing enough. Howard said she's right. He said when she does die she's definitely going to heaven. He said he read that she adopted a kid. He said he doesn't know what happened to the parents. Jane said that's Lulu. she said her parents were Black Panthers and they were not able to take care of her. She said that she and Tom Hayden took her in. She said that they had a lot of different kinds of kids at their camp and Lulu was one of them. She said that she didn't legally adopt her but she is part of her family. She said she's now working with the Red Cross and helping with the victims of the latest hurricane. She said she is an amazing human being. Howard said that's an amazing tribute to her as a mother. He said not everyone can take on a job like that. Jane said he's focusing on the kids who drop out and don't get involved. She said she focuses on the kids who don't. She said she thinks young people today are amazing. She said they're so brave, smart and organized. Howard said in her book she talks a lot about Greta Thunberg. He said she says that she really woke her up. Howard said she is an amazing kid and he agrees with her on that. He said that she's screaming that the environment is caving in. He said Jane says that she woke her up. Jane said she has Aspergers and she focuses on things like a laser beam. She said she knows about it because of that. She calls that her superpower and she agrees. Jane said that she couldn't understand what was going on based on what she was finding out. She said when she heard about that she knew she had to get out there and do something. Howard asked Jane about how she is such a good mother after she grew up the way she did. Howard said he doesn't understand how she got that information and figured it out. Jane said her dad did a lot of great movies and she loved him so she knew that was how you're supposed to be. She said she wasn't that way but she knew that's how she was supposed to be. She said she was born with resilience. She said she thinks you're born with that. She told Howard what she thinks a resilient person is. She said she was born that way and no matter what came at her she was able to bounce back. She said her problem was that she didn't pay much attention for the first 30 years of her life. She said she is the way she is now because for 30 years she didn't care that much about anything. Howard said men would fawn all over her and she knows that. Howard said he read about how she wanted to be with Marvin Gaye. He asked where that was. Jane said it was Maureen Dowd who did that interview. Howard said he imagines that everyone must have kissed her ass in high school. He said she was famous and a beauty. Jane said it wasn't like that at all. She said the thing is that it doesn't matter what you look like or anything like that. She said if you were made to not feel good enough by being told that you're not beautiful or you're too fat then you're going to grow up that way. Howard asked if she looked in a mirror and saw an ugly girl. Jane said she did. Howard said his wife is like that. Jane said Marilyn Monroe was like that too. She said she recognized that in her and Marilyn recognized it in her too. She said Marilyn didn't have the resilience like she did. Jane said Marilyn would sit in acting class with her and shake because she was so nervous. She said she never got up and acted in the class. She said Lee Strassberg was the teacher and she's not sure what he told her but he didn't make her act in class. Jane said she would talk to Marilyn at times. She said that she came to a party at Lee's house once and men started to hyper ventilate and shake. She said she walked straight to her and started talking to her. She said she felt a kinship and felt safe with her. She said she was very touched by that. She said the reality is that it matters how you were made to feel when you were young. She said that the scars can stay with you unless you work to heal them. Howard asked how Jane got to be who she is after being married to Roger Vadim who turned her into a sexual object. He asked how you make the move from that person to who she is today. He said it's an amazing leap. Jane said it's baby steps. She said the big leap was leaving France and coming back here to be part of the anti-war movement. Jane said she had some women she looked to. she said they were organizers. She said they're not even names you'd know. Howard said she's had some life. He asked if she has any regrets. Jane said she tries to learn from her mistakes and move forward. She said she doesn't spend time thinking about regrets. Jane said she wants to talk about her book (What Can I Do?: My Path from Climate Despair to Action). She said she moved to Washington to do something. She said she was going to move there and camp out in front of the White House for a year but she wasn't able to get a year off from Grace and Frankie on Netflix. She said she shortened that whole thing. Jane said she wasn't sure where she would poop if she had camped out. Howard said we have to do something because all of these species are dying because of the environment. Howard said he was reading the book and it's a great call to arms. He said it's called ''What Can I Do?: My Path from Climate Despair to Action'' and he wants to know what she thinks we have to do. He asked what she would want people to do if she was in charge. Howard said most people have no nerve to go camp out in front of the White House. Jane said you can't camp out anymore. She said she would have gone to jail permanently if she had done it. She said some people suggested doing it just once a day and that's what she calls Firedrill Friday now. Howard said he's impressed with the whole book and he was thinking about her yesterday. He said he has one of these Peloton bikes. He said he wasn't' going to work out because he was tired. He said he thought about what Jane would do. He said she would get on that bike so that's what he did. Jane said she has a trainer and they work out with masks and gloves on. Howard asked if she has anyone at her house. Jane said she has an assistant during the week. She said she and her assistant sheltered there for a month and a half. She said someone they knew got sick but it wasn't Covid. She said that she has a home and a roof over her head so it's not as hard on her as it is for millions of others. Howard asked if she's lonely. Jane said not at all. She said she never gets lonely or bored. Howard asked what she's doing to take up the time. Jane said getting ready for her Firedrill Fridays takes time. She said she has to do a lot of reading. Howard asked how she's going to go back to work. Jane said she's going back in January for Grace and Frankie. Howard asked how they're going to do that. He said they had to shut down Batman because Robert Pattinson got sick. Jane said they will have to follow the protocols they have put in place. Howard said don't do it. He said she can't get Covid. He said he doesn't want her walking around on the set. He said he'll shoot her an email. Jane said she's glad he cares. She said Howard took her out to dinner and that was the best restaurant. She said she will come to visit him at home some day. Howard asked if she lets anyone in her home. Jane said she has. She said they wear masks and they eat at the opposite ends of the table. She said Darrell Hammond is one who came over. She said they did a podcast together. She said she saw the documentary about him called Cracked Up and she was so touched by him. She said he was stuck out there and she felt he was lonely so she had him over for dinner. She said they got along very well. Howard asked if she's in a romance with him. Jane said she's not in a romance with anyone. Howard said he thinks they would have made a good couple. Jane said if he had said that to her before she had closed up shop she would have been right over. Howard said that's amazing. He said he had no idea. He knew that she liked him. He said imagine if Jane Fonda became Jane Stern. Jane said that she could have said that Trump is all his fault. Howard asked how that is. Jane said she saw Rachel Maddow's interview with Michael Cohen and Michael was talking about how when Trump ran for president he never expected to win. He said it was to boost his brand. Howard said that's true. Jane said Howard gave him that bit of advice to run for president. Howard said he did. He said he was at Mar-A-Lago and he told him to do that. He said he knows the guy who told him to do that to promote his first book. He said the guy told him to pretend to run. He said the book became a best seller. He said it generated headlines and he sold books. He said the second time was when NBC was balking at giving him more money to do The Apprentice. He said Trump ran as a goof and it was never about caring about the country. He said it was a publicity stunt. He said everyone bought into it. He said Trump was his best radio guest. He said he was a good showman. He said he doesn't think putting him on the air caused him to be president. He said it's deeper than that. He said he won't accept blame for that. Howard asked Jane about getting on the Hollywood walk of fame and how Jim Carrey showed up. Jane said she loves Jim so much. She said he touches her so much. Howard asked how they became friends. Jane said she has seen him for a long time. She said they became friends and her granddaughter would see him and it would make her very happy. She said she asked him over and he came so it was great for her. Howard said Jim is like that. He said there was a point when he and Jim wrote each other a lot. He said then he disappeared. Jane said he's so profound. Howard asked what's going on with her and weed. Jane said her doctor told her to stop taking valium and start smoking weed to get sleep. She said there's a weed that will put you to sleep. Howard asked if she's in touch with her ex-husband Ted Turner. Jane said she is but he's suffering from Lewy Bodies disease. Howard said that's what Robin Williams had. Jane said it is but he's doing okay. Howard said he was such a vital guy. Jane said he's one of the most interesting human beings. She asked if he ever interviewed him. Howard said he never did. Jane said that would have been an amazing interview. She said next time they get together she'll have to tell him some Ted stories. Howard asked if Ted is out of it. Jane said not at all. She said that what he can do has been diminished. Howard asked if she still loves him. Jane said she does. Howard asked how you have no bitterness from that. Jane said she has wonderful loving feelings for all the men she has been married to. Howard said she must hate someone. Jane said she has purged all hate. She said she learned from a man named Father Greg Boyle that bad deeds are the language of the traumatized and you can't hate the person. She said if you do hate the person then that person wins. She said she doesn't even hate Trump but she has had to fight that hard. Jane said she hates what he has done to this county and what she thinks he'll do to it if he's elected again. She said we're going to lose democracy if he gets elected again. Howard asked what she thinks about the mail being dumped into the garbage heap. Jane said that those stories are being hyped. She said the republican party is doing that to give you doubt about mailing in your vote. She said the truth is you can mail in your vote but vote early and have someone who can take your ballot to a secure drop box. She said they feel confident about it but there are things being done to win the election. Howard said she has him thinking about it. He said that if you look at it like these people are traumatized children then it changes your viewpoint. Jane said there are people who should be put on trial for crimes. She said Dick Cheney and people like that is who she's referring to. Howard said Jane continues to inspire him. He said that she's doing these things on Fridays and Ted Danson is working with her. He said that she talked about how in certain parts of the ocean are to remain untouched but people go in there anyway. Jane said they have special satellites that show if they go to illegal places to fish and they can be arrested for that. Howard said that gave him a lot of hope. Howard said there's a lot to talk about with her. Howard asked if she's going to go back to sleep now. Jane said she is going to have breakfast and then she's doing the Today Show. Howard asked what she will have for breakfast. She said she'll probably have a peach smoothie. Jane asked Howard what he eats. Howard told her and she said that's exactly what Ted eats. Howard said ''Uh oh.'' Howard said he eats the same thing every day. Jane said that's very healthy and that's fabulous. Howard said she is amazing. Jane said she'll see him when the pandemic is over. Howard said they'll talk about her ex-husbands when she comes over. Jane thanked Howard for having her on the show. Howard said he's not done yet. He gave her a plug for her book and said she's trying to tell you to get off your fat ass and do something. Jane said start with voting. Howard asked who the photos are on her wall. Jane went through some of them and she said one of them is Harvey Milk. She said that's one of them. Howard said he was an amazing guy. She had Gloria Steinem, Rosa Parks, Caesar Chavez, Jodi Foster, her dad and more. Howard said he will send her a photo of himself for that wall. Jane said she'll put that up on her hero wall. Howard said that would be great. Howard gave her more plugs for the book and wrapped up with her. He said they'll talk again sometime. Jane said they will. She thanked Howard and Robin again. Howard let her go after that.

During the break they played a ''Now That's What I Call Coronavirus Summer Songs Vol. 1'' album commercial parody, a phony phone call Chris Wilding made to an internet radio show using clips of Robin singing, a Covid-19 vaccine song parody, a George Takei tribute to Broadway clip, a phony phone call where they had Howard singing the Name Game song to a woman named Jane, a super spreader song parody, an announcement about Jane Fonda coming on next and a cover of the song ''Sweet Jane.'' Jane Fonda Recap And Some Calls. 09/09/20. 10:15am

Howard asked Robin if she heard what Jane said. He said she said she would have gone out with him. Howard said this woman is really special. He asked how many people who are 82 with that money and fame will go camp out in front of the White House. Robin said she left France to come back and fight against the Vietnam war. She said that there is no problem in her life and she created them for herself. Howard said she's like Jor-El in Superman. He said she really is Jor-El. He said you have to read the book. He said it's very well done and easy to read. Howard said Jane looks good. Robin said she looks great. She said she wouldn't camp out when she was a teen and Jane wanted to do it at 82. Howard said if you told him that Barberella would be into him some day he wouldn't have been able to leave the room. He said he'd be jerking off so much that he'd never leave the room. Howard said he wishes his dad was still with it so he could tell him this news. Howard said he called his mother the other night. He reenacted the call where she was asking him if this is really Howard. Howard said he asked her to explain something to his dad. Howard got his dad on the line and told him that Jane Fonda is into him. He had his mom telling his dad the news. Howard said his dad is so old that he doesn't talk much. He said that it must be his hearing and all of that. Robin asked if it ever gets better. Howard said no. Howard took a call from a guy who said what a revelation it was that Jane has a thing for him. Howard said she's just being kind. Robin said she doesn't think she was lying about that. She thinks she feels very warmly toward Howard. The caller said this is great that he picked up on him. The caller had some kind words for him but Howard had no idea what he said. Robin said she didn't either. She said it was confusing. Howard got in a plug for Zip Recruiter who sponsored the show today. Robin said it was great to have Jane Fonda on today. Howard said that was very special. He said read that book. He said it's really good. He said it's really fucked up what's going on with the country right now. Howard took a call from a guy who said he moved from New York and down south. He said he wanted to talk about Shuli. He said they moved in 2017 because of the cost of living. He said they found living in the Nashville area that they're not welcoming to people who come from New York or L.A. He said they think of it as a liberal invasion. He said they think you're bringing in your liberal values to their area. He said Shuli being Jewish in a Waspy area he's probably going to want to move back or to an area where they're more welcoming. Howard said that he did find that an odd move. He said the places to live are cheaper for a reason. Robin said he may take a Jon Voight turn and become really conservative. Howard said Shuli did say that the comedy scene is something down there. The caller said he'll find pockets of that down there but Alabama is as red as you can get. He said no one wears fucking masks down there. He said we have to take this pandemic seriously. Howard said maybe Shuli will find some Alabama Wack Packers for him. Robin said they one thing they didn't talk about today was the death of Chadwick Boseman. She said he played Black Panther and he was only 43. Howard asked what he died from. Robin said he had colon cancer and battled it for 4 years. She said he had stage 3 and progressed to stage 4. She said it took him out while they were on vacation. Robin said that he made 4 movies while he was being treated. Howard said with colonoscopies they can get in there and catch this stuff. He said most doctors will tell you to get checked. Robin said they start you at 50. Howard said if he was in his position he never would have known. He asked if you should start at 30. He asked at what point you start doing it. Robin said she thinks Katie Couric's husband wasn't that old either. Howard said right. He said why not start at 35 or 40. Robin said she doesn't know. Howard said Ronnie is 70 and he hasn't had a colonoscopy yet. Howard said he won't get one no matter what. He was about to ask him about it but changed his mind. Robin said Chadwick did incredible work while he was going through treatments. She said one actor who worked with him on a set came forward and said they felt so bad about what they thought about him while grey were working with him because he was getting massages and foot rubs. She said the person thought stardom had gone to his head. Now he realizes that he was going through this whole thing. Howard said Jon Hein's doctor told him that they should start getting colonoscopies at 40. He said he thinks the doctor just wanted to get into Jon's ass. Robin asked if he has scene that ass. Howard said he sure has. Howard asked Ronnie if this changes his thoughts on colonoscopies. Ronnie said he sort of got one. He said he got that new test that they do. Robin asked if that's the shit in the box test. Ronnie said that's it. Howard said it's not the same thing. Ronnie said they say it's pretty accurate. He said he's as clear as can be. Howard asked if he shit in a box. Ronnie said he did and he brought it to the UPS store and sent it back. Howard asked Ronnie Puppet if he shit in a box. The puppet said Stephanie stuck a Nest camera up his ass. Howard took a call from a guy who said that interview with Jane really changed his perspective on the President's views on science. Howard said this woman has done a lot of research. He said if you have kids you have to think about it. He said we could save the planet if we start now. He said there really are steps we can take but there are people who are anti-science and don't believe it. Robin said they believe god will take care of everything for them. Howard said the book is worth reading. He said it's really a good book. The caller said she's awesome. Howard said she really is. Howard took a call from a woman who asked him to please let people answer questions when he asks them something. She said he talks over them a lot. Howard said he's sorry if he did. He said sometimes it's difficult to read the situation on camera. He said you want to keep it moving. He said he apologizes if he did that. He said he tried to keep it moving along. The caller asked if he has tried to get Joe Biden on Zoom. Howard said there may have been conversations. He said he would love to talk to Joe. The caller said that he changed a lot of people's minds on Hillary when he talked to her so that might be a good idea. Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to switch to a serious topic. He asked if he's going to beat off thinking about Jane Fonda being into him. Howard said he can't beat off to thoughts. He said he has to beat off to something visual. He said the days of him sitting there with his eyes closed are gone. He said porn has destroyed his sense of imagination. Howard said when she was 12 or 13 there was no porn. He said he had to think about Honey West or Ann Francis. He said he had to think about the girl from Gilligan's Island. He said he was into Tina Louise. He said he would beat off to her thinking about her being into him. He said he was young and had a lot of loads. He said now he can't create this time machine and think about them both in their 20s. He said he's not going to go through that trouble. Howard said he would think about Tina Louise in a coconut bra like she wore on Gilligan's Island. He said he'd go to his bedroom and rub his tiny penis like it was firewood. He said he'd jackhammer away on it. Howard said she's 86 years old now. Robin said she's not sure how old Ann Francis is now. Howard said he's not sure if she's even alive. Howard said that's how men used to do it in his day. Howard said one day he was jerking off to Tina Louise and Gilligan came on the screen just as he was finishing. Howard said kids don't know how good they have it today. Howard said Mr. Howell was the voice of Mr. Magoo. He said that always fascinated him. He said he loved that show. He said he's watching the original Lone Ranger now. He asked if Robin knows how he got his horse. Robin said she doesn't know. Howard said the Lone Ranger was a ranger and didn't wear a mask. He was just a ranger. Robin said he wore a badge. Howard said the guy wore stretch pants so tight that you could see his asshole. He said the guy was kind of chubby. Robin said it was before spandex so she's not sure how they got it so tight. Howard went through the story about how this guy Cavendish got a guy to lead the rangers into an ambush and they killed every ranger but one. Robin said he was in bad shape though. Howard said he was hurt and dying. He said then this Tonto guy came around and found him. He said he helped this guy and Tonto was such a good dude that he buried the rangers and the Lone Ranger comes around and finds Tonto. He said everyone calls Tonto a ''filthy Injun'' and the Lone Ranger ends up teaming up with him. He said he doesn't have a horse so they have to go find one. He said they see a white horse laying on the ground. He said it's all white. He said a buffalo is about to kill it and the Lone Ranger shoots the buffalo to save the horse. Howard said Tonto wanted to kill the horse but the Lone Ranger wanted to save it. He said he helps the horse out and then the horse gets up and runs off. He said the horse eventually comes back and it's trained by the Lone Ranger. He said he names it Silver. He said then the two of them go after the gang. Robin said the two of them beat the gang somehow. Howard said the Lone Ranger's thing is that they think he's dead. He said Tonto digs a fake grave for him and all. He said then the Lone Ranger puts on a mask to hide his identity. He said they called him the Lone Ranger but he was with Tonto all the time. He said it's like he's not even there. He asked what the fuck. He said it's so fucked up. Howard took a call from Jon Hein audio book who filled them in on the background of Gilligan's Island. The guys had audio of Jon talking about Gilligan's Island in one of his audio books. Howard asked Jon what kind of book this is. He said they kind of know the story. Howard said he could just read this on Wikipedia. Jon clips said ''yes sir.'' The guys kept playing clips and Howard asked if he sold more than 5 copies of that book. He said he's trying to one up him there. Howard asked what that is. He asked if that answers Robin's question. Robin asked what their plan was to get the Cavendish gang. Howard went through that and tried to keep it short. Howard said Tonto got a posse to help but none of the white people wanted to help. Howard said the Lone Ranger is pretty awesome. He said the late, great Jay Thomas had a great story about the Lone Ranger. He said he'd go on Letterman every year and tell the same story. He said Jay told the story in a way that was brilliantly funny. He said that Letterman had him on every year to tell the same story. He said the truth is that he was so type cast that he never got work again after the Lone Ranger. He said Jay's story was about how the guy was forced to stop dressing up as the Lone Ranger. Howard said Jay's story was about when he was like 21 or 22 and working in radio and Jay and his buddy go to this car dealership and this guy Clayton Moore is there. He said he's in the whole getup as the Lone Ranger. He said Jay was into weed back then and he and his buddy were smoking weed. He said they were wasted as they were doing their show. He said Clayton had no ride home so Jay and his buddy asked if he wanted a ride. He said the car was full of junk but they gave him a lift. He said Jay and his buddy load Clayton into the car. He said they're driving along and all of a sudden they're in traffic. He said someone backs into his car and runs off. He said they decide to chase the guy who just busted his light. He said they're driving like maniacs and they catch the guy and stop his car. He said Jay and his buddy get out of the car and confront him. He said the guy denies it. The guy tells them to call the police and no one will believe them because they're hippies. Then the Lone Ranger gets out and looks at the guy and says they'll believe him. Howard said that was the end of the story. Howard said that must have fucked that guy's head up. Howard said that was the story that Jay told every year on Letterman. He said then he'd throw a football and knock a meatball off the tree on Letterman. Howard said he watches those clips once in a while. Howard said he has to end the show. He said he's been there 12 hours. Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he was going to wait until the morning but he couldn't wait. He asked where he's going. Howard said he's tired. He said he only took one break. King said Ronnie is a pussy. He said if you're going to vote for Trump then just admit it. Howard said that was weird. King said Ronnie is just embarrassed. He said he's almost 80 so just vote for the guy and admit it. Howard said he doesn't get that you don't know who you're voting for. King said he's not undecided. He said everyone knows who they're voting for. He said Ronnie is such a pussy. Howard said you'd have to be brain dead not to know who you're voting for. King said Ronnie is scared of Howard. Robin said Ronnie is retiring so what does he care. Howard said he's not scared of him. King said he is. He said he's going to attack him now. Howard asked Ronnie if he's scared of him. Ronnie said he's not. He said he's not scared of Howard because he has no reason to be. Howard said he really has to go. He said he already covered this with Ronnie. Ronnie said believe him or not, he doesn't give a fuck. Howard said he already told King that he thinks Ronnie knows already who he's voting for. Ronnie said he doesn't though. Howard said there's no way he doesn't know. Howard asked what Ronnie is waiting for. Ronnie said he has other shit on his mind. He said he doesn't want to think about it right now. He said his vote isn't going to make a difference. King and Ronnie went back and forth arguing. Howard said Chris Wilding thinks Ronnie is voting for Biden and he doesn't want to upset his conservative friends. Ronnie asked what he's talking about. Howard asked who he would vote for if he had to vote today. Ronnie said he wouldn't vote. Howard said people died for his right to vote. King said he's the type of guy who would stand out there with big ass flags in support of Trump. Ronnie asked if he has to listen to this mother fucker. Howard said there are people who like Trump and who like Biden. Ronnie said he already talked about this earlier. He said there are things that Trump has done that he doesn't like. He said things aren't so great right now. He said if he votes the other way he might get a guy who will be in a nursing home. He said he knows nothing about ''the woman.'' King said see, there you go. Howard let King and Ronnie go at each other for a little longer. Ronnie was yelling at King and King was calling Ronnie stupid for wanting to move to Las Vegas. Howard said he thinks Ronnie knows who he's going to vote for deep down. Ronnie said that's fine. Howard said there are some people who say maybe a guy with a bunch of toy cars behind him shouldn't vote. He said he sees the toy cars all lined up behind him and he's thinking that. Ronnie showed him the cars. There was a lot of yelling going on between him and King trying to talk over everyone. Howard was going to let King ask one more question. He took forever to get it out. He said Trump is telling people to vote twice and how can you support a guy like that. Ronnie said he never said he was voting for him. Howard said this wasn't about him being right or wrong politically. He said he thinks he just knows how he will vote for. He said that's the end of the conversation. King said he's dishonest. Ronnie said Howard can say whatever he wants to. He said he can say he voted for the Black Crowes if he wants to. King asked why he would use that band with him on the phone. Ronnie said maybe he likes that band. Howard asked if that's a racist thing. Robin asked if he can't even say the Black Crowes. Ronnie asked why Howard takes this guy's calls. Howard said he has the right to an opinion. Howard hung up on King and Ronnie said he's hanging up too. Howard said Ronnie is turning beet red. Howard said this is the longest show by 4 minutes so far during quarantine. He said he has to wind up. He recapped again and said that Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Levine will be on next week. Howard said Jimmy went silent for a while so he has no idea what he's been up to. He said he did hear from Adam though. He said it was more so than Jimmy. Howard said Jimmy says he has good stuff in store for the Emmys so he'll be talking about that next week. He said Jimmy was talking about how hard he's working on that. He said his wife is working with him on that too. Howard got in another plug for Zip Recruiter and ended the show around 11:20am. Recent Archives Week Starting... Week Starting... Week Starting... Week Starting... Week Starting... September 2020 09/07/2020 09/14/2020 09/21/2020 09/28/2020 August 2020 08/03/2020 08/10/2020 08/17/2020 08/24/2020 08/31/2020 More Archives Search MarksFriggin.com... More MarksFriggin.com...

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