Next time you’re loading your groceries into your trunk ask yourself, “What Would Jesus Do?”

Like anyone transported here from the 1st century, He probably would look around a 21st century Target parking lot and scream in terror at all the shiny, mechanical, geometric things. But once he regains composure, he would probably put his damn cart back in the cart corral.

For once, Jesus returns the wheel.

(via @caseycour)



