Reality, Innocents

Dr. Carson: Now, why did you kill those farmers? (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into- (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson: Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer) (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer. (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it! Personnel D-085: I can't hear anything man, look at it! It's just a lizard- (Dr. Carson engages Personnel D-085 with sidearm. Personnel D-085 expires immediately. Dr. Carson leaves the room shortly thereafter.) <End Log>

Footage of the interior of a public restroom. One light fixture is active, with the remainder non-functional. D-2713 enters the room and enters one of the stalls; the door is closed and locked. After thirteen seconds, D-2713 unlocks the door and exits the stall. Agent Gray, dressed in a bear costume from the neck down, approaches and assaults D-2713. A struggle ensues, during which Agent Gray bites D-2713 several times. D-2713 manages to escape after several minutes, exiting the restroom. Agent Gray pursues.

Dr. Ramsey: SCP-1802, what is your earliest memory? (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: What happened after that? (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: What is your purpose, SCP-1802? (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: It seems like you take anything you find. (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: What happened to you next? (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: Can you remember what street you were on or what building you came out of? (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: [to the supervising researcher] That's all we need. [to the sculpture] Thank you for your cooperation. (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: What name did he give you? (Dr. Ramsey pauses) Dr. Ramsey: Thank you for your cooperation, SCP-1802. The interview is over.

Footage of an interior room, likely a cellar, roughly 3m x 7m in size, lit with flood lighting. Building material is believed to be brownstone. Room is otherwise empty. Four unidentified personnel, two carrying firearms, enter carrying one live chicken, one obsidian-edged knife, one silver aspergillum and aspersorium, and a kiloton-level nuclear device. The two unarmed personnel engage in a complex ritual involving the dispensation of water and chicken blood, as well as the recitation of several phrases. The two armed personnel observe. Upon completion of the ritual, all items are retrieved and all personnel exit.

Dr. Dodge: Can you tell us more about how the Church came to acquire you? Mr. Garcia: Look, I don't know what you want me to tell you. I haven't been in a church since I was sixteen. Now see, given that you're all absolutely insane, I'm not going to bother asking for a lawyer, but is there anything I could do for you that would get you to take this shit off of me? Dr. Dodge: What did he say? Mr. Garcia: Okay, yeah, that's about what I expected. You're just… having your own conversation in there, okay, great. That's absolutely great. Your boys snatch me off the street, call me "Mr. Brass", glue pieces of brass on me, and then sit me down in front of you so you can ask me absolute nonsense. Dr. Dodge: Where did this person take you to? Mr. Garcia: Hell, apparently. That or a hidden camera show. (Addressing the camera) Ha ha, very funny! Very funny and clever! Let me go now! Dr. Dodge: (Pauses) Then what happened? (Mr. Garcia, with some difficulty, stands up from his seat and begins to move around the interview room. He bangs on the door several times, demanding to be released. After failing to open the locked door, he appears to search for other exits. Eventually, he returns to his seat.) Dr. Dodge: You said previously that they had a negative reaction? Mr. Garcia: I could go for a negative reaction right now, or at least some acknowledgement of what I am saying, to you. A negative reaction and a cigarette. Hey, maybe if you keep me here long enough, that shit'll clear out of my system. But no, seriously, cut this shit out. I have a family to attend to. Dr. Dodge: It was at this point that they attempted to integrate you into the other objects? Mr. Garcia: Uh, what? No, shit, of course you're not going to answer, but seriously, what is this guy talking about? (Addresses camera) Am I supposed to be like, an object? Are they going to glue more shit to me? Dr. Dodge: I believe that will be all. Security, if you would- Mr. Garcia: What the hell is your damage? Dr. Dodge: Yes? Mr. Garcia: Fuck you.

Footage of an individual in D-Class uniform strapped to a table in a standard testing chamber. Research Assistant Kaur approaches the unconscious individual, carrying a length of fishing line. RA Kaur: This is going to be unpleasant, but try to bear with me here. Standing behind the subject, RA Kaur uses the fishing line as a garrote, rendering the subject unconscious within 45 seconds. The subject expires after 7 minutes, at which point RA Kaur removes the fishing line. After several seconds, two security personnel enter the chamber and attempt to remove the straps restraining the corpse to the table, but are stopped by RA Kaur. RA Kaur: No, didn't you read the instructions? We're testing repeat applications this time. I'll let you know when we're done with him. (Addressing the corpse) You're doing great so far. RA Kaur resumes pressing the fishing line against the corpse's throat for another two hours, periodically removing it for several seconds to observe the corpse. At 1:04:55, the skin is ruptured; RA Kaur has no apparent reaction to this. Blood leaks onto the table and floor for the remainder of the footage.