Unlike during the showdown with Team USA, Canadians found it difficult to trash talk Sweden during the gold medal game Sunday.

Your system of government is just & your twitter feed is gracious! #hardtotrashtalkSweden#GoCanadaGo — Megan Leslie, MP (@MeganLeslieMP) February 23, 2014

Hey @sweden your accents in English are both adorable and alluring, even when a puppet chef only pretends! #hardtotrashtalksweden — Formerly Shaggy (@postshaggy) February 23, 2014

Hey @sweden: you have high rates of gender equality and an your people are tall and good looking. Also IKEA #hardtotrashtalkSweden — Katie Winstanley (@klw_kat) February 23, 2014

Women hold nearly half the seats in legislature & your elections are proportional #hardtotrashtalkSweden#GoCanadaGohttp://t.co/76UToE7S9U — Kennedy Stewart, MP (@kennedystewart) February 23, 2014

hey @Sweden your international bestselling trilogy was an anti-corporate feminist manifesto #hardtotrashtalkSweden — Rachel Staycation (@rachelmack) February 23, 2014

Hey @sweden - only 7 of the 8 Skarsgard siblings are attractive and talented! #hardtotrashtalksweden#stupidsexyswedes — Kate (@katevmurphy) February 23, 2014

But there was one angle of attack that seemed to occur to every Canadian on the internet. That angle was Ikea. The results were glorious.

I kicked all my IKEA furniture on the way out this morning. pic.twitter.com/YVeME64qqN — robyndoolittle (@robyndoolittle) February 23, 2014

We threw in a few Swedish chef jabs for good measure.

This @Ikea thing is getting old...there is plenty of ammo out there EX: pic.twitter.com/hDKDRUkVx2 — Trevor McManus (@trevormcmanus) February 23, 2014

And after getting rid of Bieber, it looks like we're going to get to keep Darwin. Hockey really is the best.