I love all things kitschy. As an aspiring comedian, this George Carlin prayer candle is PERFECT! He's one of my biggest influences (says 90% of comics). I intend on keeping it on my writing desk and lighting it up whenever I desperately need to channel his brilliance.

My rematch Santa has been incredible! He/She sent me a message with some very thoughtful follow-up questions about my profile. Supposedly, the candle is just the first part, but I'm pretty sure there's no way to top this. Thank you sooo much!

Update! The 2nd part came yesterday and it's pure perfection! My rematch Santa sent a little taste of her city. I've never been to Portland, but I've gotta change that ASAP. I loved getting to experience a few of her favorite things. I adore it all, but the John Fante book was especially thoughtful considering my love for Bukowski. Thank you so much, Rematch Santa!