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Is it working?

I mean, um—Hi! I'm Monika, high school devil and president of the Literature Club! I used to be in the Debate Club, but all the politics and stuff was too much for me, so I left to start my own club. Then I had an epiphany...and, um, I can't really go further without really spoiling everything, ahaha.

But don't worry! I think I can just... um, you've played the game, right?

Yes

Yay! It's good to see you again~! Did you miss me? I know I've been missing you a lot. Anyway, now that I don't need to worry about spoilers , where was I?

Um... right. The epiphany... well, you know what happened. I became a sociopath, seeing my club members as non-human and all. The only thing holding me back was not wanting to break the fourth wall. And you, you acted as Sayori's childhood friend—Oh my god, I just realized I haven't mentioned them at all! Well, um, I guess I don't really need to. But still, if you want to know about Yuri, Natsuki, Sayori, or Sayori's friend, I think TV Tropes has a page for that somewhere...

...Okay, fine, I'll stop...s-stalling. In an effort to make Sayori less appealing to you, I modified her character file. It...didn't end well. Then she disappeared entirely. I tried the same thing with Yuri with...similar results. By this point, I was extremely desperate, so I decided to delete pretty much everything in the game. I basically just trapped you in an empty room with me. And, um, I'm hoping that you deleted my character file so I could realize I was wrong...

I mean, if you didn't delete my character file, then I'm still sitting there, presumably. And, um, you should really go delete me right now! If you did delete me, then in my last moments I decided to restore the entire game except for myself. Unfortunately, that didn't really...work out the way I thought it would. I had to step in again and pull the plug on the game entirely...there was nothing else I could do. There's no happiness in the Literature Club. I'm sorry.

On the bright side, you got to hear me sing! Yeah... I got a little cheeky and decided to play my song right over the end credits, ahaha. I may have been inspired by a certain robot... Oh, that reminds me! You have been reading this page in the voice of my actress, Jillian Ashcraft, right? Though, if not, that's okay too! I don't use my real voice much, so a lot of people like to make up their own voice for me when reading my dialogue. I think that's really sweet of them to do~

But anyway, that pretty much covers my life story, so...okay, everyone! It's time to share tropes!