Citing his general wimpiness after a prolonged struggle with a bleeding ulcer, Barrett’s esophagus, and double pneumonia, Morrissey has cancelled the rest of his North American tour. What a baby. Why can’t he just take, like, double pneumonia medicine? Is it because it’s tested on animals or something?


Anyway, according to a press release, the ex-Smiths singer wishes to thank “all of his fans for their well wishes and thoughts,” presumably doing so while gently sniffling from his posh, pillow-covered bed and/or struggling with an unrelenting burning in his throat and gut that's left him feeling too horrible to sing.

Refunds for the cancelled shows are available at the point of purchase.

Morrissey tour 2013 cancelled dates

March 18—Liberty Hall—Lawrence, Kansas

March 19—Rococo Theatre—Lincoln, Nebraska

March 22—Orpheum—Minneapolis, Minnesota

March 23—Chicago Theater—Chicago, Illinois

March 27—Surf Ballroom—Clear Lake, Iowa

March 29—Ryman Auditorium—Nashville, Tennessee

March 30—Cobb Energy Center—Atlanta, Georgia

April 2—Orange Peel—Asheville, North Carolina

April 3—National—Richmond, Virginia

April 6—Tower Theater—Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

April 8—Whiting Auditorium—Flint, Michigan

April 9—Murat Theater—Indianapolis, Indiana

April 12—Jefferson Theater—Beaumont, Texas

April 13—Pharr Entertainment Center—Pharr, Texas

April 15—Palladium—Dallas, Texas

April 16—Austin Music Hall—Austin, Texas

April 19—Marquee Theater—Phoenix, Arizona

April 20—The Chelsea At The Cosmopolitan—Las Vegas, Nevada

April 23—Tricky Falls—El Paso, Texas

April 26—Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre—Denver, Colorado

April 28—Kingsbury Hall—Salt Lake City, Utah

April 30—The Warfield—San Francisco, California