Miley Cyrus, Stephen Colbert and the Celebrity Discordian Menace

What can be said about Ms. Miley Cyrus that hasn't been said already?

Well I was truly hoping to add something novel but it seems I've already been beaten to it so I will instead add some deeper analysis to the rumor that Miley Cyrus is in fact a Discordian. The fnords in support of this assertion are everywhere. I mean, her "23" references alone should be enough of a tip off.

For example, her latest album "Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz" has 23 tracks. In her pro-MDMA song "We Won't Stop" she produces countless bunless hotdogs (see the "Pentabarf" in the Principia Discordia for the importance of bunless weiners to Discordians) at the 2:38 mark (note the 2:3 again). Then as if to squash any doubt of her Discordianism, she's dedicated an entire song to the number 23:

Of course, this has given some members of the Conspiracy Industrial Complex (CIC) plenty of paranoia to sling. Presenting Miley as a former Disney child star turned "Illuminati pitchwoman" that happens to be managed by the very same person that manages Britany Spears (another former Disney child star whose bizarre behavior fueled speculation that she is the product of evil government projects like MK-ULTRA and MK-NAOMI) certainly helps increase the web visibility/profitability and SEO of certain advertising-laden conspiracy websites.



Miley explained.

Look, I bring up the CIC not to minimize the horrific crimes of involuntary experiments done to unwitting victims by the United States government but to offer a Discordian perspective to consider while thinking about such subjects. In this clip below Miley seems quite cleverly self-aware of her image and seems to revel in it in an Andy Kaufman-esque manner on Jimmy Kimmel's late night talk show:

But what lies beyond the fact that Miley seems to sincerely have fun with tweaking her image and her public "identity" is the notion that Ms. Cyrus really doesn't give a fuck (and I am not the only who has noticed this) and is hell bent on trolling pop music. Here's another Jimmy Kimmel Live clip that I think drives home my point (6 minutes of rather smart chit-chat about her "tits"):

Maybe I am being overly generous but Miley Cyrus truly seems to grasp the utter absurdity of her mega-stardom. To me it seems she satirizes her celebrity with the aim of bringing laughs and positivity to sexuality (heaven forbid).

"No way the sweet little daughter of Billy Ray could behave so sexually! She must be a mind-control victim!" (note the subliminal image of Illuminati agent/actor Seth Rogen on her kneecap).

Miley is not alone in her Discordianism, however. Satirist and television personality Stephen Colbert has teased about his Discordian tendencies too. If curious, you can read more about Mr. Colbert's initiation into Discordianism here and judge for yourself.



Colbert brainwashing the masses into Eris worship.

The big question that remains is this: Are there more of these celebrity Discordians lurking in Hollywood waiting to brainwash you into servitude to the Illuminati? I don't know, but if they are I am sure they must be deep undercover like Colbert:

I mean how else do you explain a member of the Illuminati (i.e., the Discordian Colbert) offering such a scathing critique of the leader of the New World Order and right to his face? While I admit that I don't know the full extent of the growing Discordian menace in Hollywood, I have my suspicions that The Lego Movie is not only Discordian but something far worse; Discordian Libertarian! Watch this clip for the blatant agenda placed in a children's movie:

And it's not just this clip, at just about the 23 minute mark of The Lego Movie the evil rent-seeking Dad/President/Lord Business (who is all about "order") calls for a meeting in "23 seconds".

Anyway, it seems like a worthwhile endeavor (to me at least) to watch these celebrity Discordians troll the pop culture mainstream. My question for the ever intrepid CIC is this: If Miley is Illuminati and so are other celebrities like Jay Z, then shouldn't they quit quarelling and focus on enslaving the "sheeple"?

Discordian smiley face above, Miley smiley face below:

Billy Ray Cyrus, Discordian Pope? Remember that he became famous as the "Elvis with a pony tail" pop country star. Hail Eris!

To me it seems clear that Miley Cyrus is Discordian (and her bloodline may make her Illuminati too, but I am less certain about that) and at risk of beating a dead horse, I will close with this: