By putting moisturiser in strikers' eyes

By poking opposing strikers with a needle "I kept piercing the Estudiantes strikers with a needle," said the Pacifico defender. "We know top division players don't like contact, they don't like if we waste time or if we play dirty. So that was the way to do it. Football is like that. Football is for the clever."

By wearing pungent perfume to give himself more space on the pitch