Back in my day, we had a simple luncheon following a Bar Mitzvah, and we were grateful to have that. Today, I can’t believe the kind of excess that follows a young person’s “today I am a man” speech. DJs, theme parties, and of course, new breast-implant exposure and touching.

The Daily News reports,

An Arizona woman who had recently gotten breast implants was busted after she got wasted at a Scottsdale bar mitzvah, showed off her new boobs to a group of unimpressed peers — and then got rowdy with a bunch of boys, police said.

Lindsey Radomski, 32, faces sexual misconduct and abuse charges after she allegedly let a group of youngsters touch her ta-tas and performed oral sex on one boy, the Daily News has learned.

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The drunken yoga instructor later let seven underage boys, ages 11 to 15, fondle her new jugs in a bedroom, while most of the guests had gone home or fallen asleep.

She allegedly performed oral sex on a 15-year-old boy who was the last to leave, police said.

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She was arrested Tuesday after the teen’s parents reported the incident to the cops.