I am cheese

I've collected numerous translations of the phrase "I am cheese" over some time. I've substituted the local version of cheese for the word "cheese" where cheese is not local -- so far, tofu in east Asian languages. I'm always on the lookout for more, so if you know one that's not here, please send it to me. Also, if you have corrections for an existing entry, phoenetic pronunciations for an American English speaker, or, in the case of non-Roman alphabets (or non-encodable Roman alphabet accents, such as the missing accent over the trailing 'u' in the Vietnamese entry), graphics of the phrase in the appropriate alphabet, I'd appreciate them. I'm mjbauer (at) mit (dot) edu.

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