Hello World!

The Future is up to great surprises. What yet may seem like a valuable job can soon become a dead end. Let’s take a look:

Javascript Waitress

After 4 years at a local college, she gave up on a degree. The local diner was so kind to support her with a job with a steady (minimum wage) income and additionally she can practise her skills with setting up the diners homepage for free.

Java Garbage Collector

This guy started out with Java as first programming language and ended up studying garbage collection full time. No day passes by without him looking for filled garbage and waste bins. Cleaning up other peoples mess has ultimately become his vocation.

Linux Driver

This adrenaline-fuelled fella likes to deliver fast. Starting out in the Open Source Community, he delivers the most recent Linux (kernel) drivers, offers a ride to the airport and writes the taxi meter software himself.

Sequel Burger Flipper

This son-of-a-gun implemented the database for HR. Since he was unable to afford the Oracle Certificate like his fellow students (who ended up in management), his income was limited to flip burgers instead of employees. The implementation of databases is just a paid-per-hour bonus at night shifts. He’s cleaning all tables now.

Ultimate Python Trainer

This guy is really obsessed with Python. Once he started out with Python 2.6 and made a lucky charm career. Then Python 3.6 hit the industry and he became father and husband and crunch time hit him hard. After Python 4.5 his wife divorced him, he got fired and started to train real pythons for creep shows and the Flying Circus. When Python 5.4 arrived, he still watched the Monty Python shows and all the movies, but never faced she-bang ever again.

Ruby on Wheels

This girl started out to implement Rails projects. What seemed a great opportunity at the time, soon became unmaintainable code. Even though her code was clean, Ruby and Gems compatability became a Nightmare on Rails Street. After a re-education she finally ended up with Meals on Wheels.

Full Stack Comedy: https://codebugsblog.wordpress.com/2018/10/24/full-stack-developer/