When the World Stopped Making Sense 1.01

written by His Divine Excellency, King of Kings, Emperor of All Men, Lord of the Near and Nigh Enlil, Mesopotamian God of Storms



Welcome:

"Charles Fairhair," alxeu,



You are a Beta Tester, a brave adventurer, sent out to discover bugs, inadequacies and mistakes in the game. You are one of a chosen Elite, my Praetorians, Excubitors, Scholae Palatinae, Varangians. I did not select you people (You did not find this mod by chance) for YES-men, who fawn over me and say how perfect it is. (Not that I would complain...) I need you people to be blunt, caustic, and overly aware of every little problem. (But not mean, be tasteful people) Some of you are experienced modders yourselves, some of you are just smart people, some of you can word the mod errors into clever puns. But this is our hour, the gilded moment of our triumph. It is this day we win, or die trying. There will be hardships, there may be historical inaccuracies so bad some may die. There may be none. Some of us will gaze into the thousand mawed monster that is Armorica, and lose your minds forever. You might be mourned. There will be casualties and loss, but we will emerge stronger than ever before, we will release the best mod this forum has ever seen, and one day, a dev might even post in this badboy. For us band of brothers (and sisters???), us happy, lucky few. On this feast day of Crispian...



The Bestiary



"Catholics are OP" Martin Luther, Circa 1520



Bugs: Bugs, Glitches, and other negative Nelsons get reported in the bug forum. Don't just say there is one, find that corrupted apple that is ruining the crop, and tell me how to purge it, and if you can't find a solution, or it is too difficult to fix, we label it WAD and never look at it again



Missing Stuff: Did I forget something that should be in? Tell me in the Suggestions thread! Something missing can be as damaging as any bug. And it is common scientific knowledge that bugs are gross and icky.



Inaccuracies: There will be some. Tell me what I should do to make it better.



The Armory



"Remember your three assets, confidence, creativity, and courage. Also, numbers, you're going to want some of those" Micheal Swaim, circa 2004



This Forum: This bastion of hope and dreams will be your main source of reporting bugs. With great power, comes great coolness...



PM's: PM me if you want to directly tell me something super important. Only for emergencies, but not for, like a fire or something. Use 911, I refuse to put out a fire or stop a home invasion.



Modding Quick Questions Forum: Those guys are like, bros



Each Other: PM each other, I personally don't care if you fill IsadorBG's mailbox up, just not mine.



The Main Mod Page: Feel free to start up a discussion about the game that does not involve if Theodoric was Emperor.



Books: I don't know, there could be stuff in them.



911: I'm sure the police would love to come over and help you find that missing bracket in the landed titles.



Piracy

"Aargh Matey!" President Abraham "Blackbeard" Lincoln, Gettysburg Address



Don't steal stuff from this mod until it is released, and then you can use whatever you want if you give credit, as long as it is not going into another 480 mod.





The Link

"No, I thought of Tyre too, but in context of providing a hint to people I thought that line would make people think of Vandal Carthage instantly." Last Known Words of the Messiah Shaytana, circa 456 B.C.



(See the next post)



Changelog:

Fixed the Major Blank event crash

fixed Romano-British Localization

Fixed some onaction files.



In Conclusion

"I have this dream of mine..." Ragnarr Loðbrók, French accountant



My faithful champions, my holy legions, I thank you all for being patient. This is still a beta, and there will be bugs, but I'm sure that you would rather play and help now that wait more months for a "more complete" version. Have fun you guys, and I hope to continue to improve this mod with the help of the dev team, who are a wonderful people who have made so much of this possible.