Three fun facts about today’s self-described “Nice Guy,” who thought offering a woman unsolicited cunnilingus was an appropriate opening message.

1. I am 23. See above for his age.

2. The first link is to Dodgeball’s “I just threw up in my mouth” scene.

3. The other link is a gif of Det. Rust Cohle of “True Detective” advising a suspect to just kill herself.

I highly recommend employing them to any single woman using OKCupid.