In a new campaign ad for the 2014 elections, Sen. Mark Pryor (D-AR) makes a case for why he should be re-elected to his position. You see, he argues that his policy decisions and ability to pass legislation are–oh wait, I’m sorry, he doesn’t talk about any of that.

He just tells everyone how much he loves the Bible.

“I’m not ashamed to say that I believe in God, and I believe in His word. The Bible teaches us no one has all the answers. Only God does. And neither political party is always right. This is my compass. My North Star. It gives me comfort and guidance to do what’s best for Arkansas. I’m Mark Pryor and I approved this message because this is who I am and what I believe.”

In short: Vote for me because I look to the Bible for wisdom and guidance!

The Constitution could not be reached for comment.

You may remember Pryor as the senator who told Bill Maher in Religulous that “You don’t have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate.”

(Thanks to Scott for the link)



