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Calvin: Watch out, Mom. I'm in a bad mood. Mom: Be in a bad mood somewhere else, Ok? I'm busy. Calvin: Hmph! I'll bet my biological mother would've bought me a comic book and make me feel better instead of shunning me like you. Mom: Kid, anyone but your biological mother would've left you to the wolves long ago. Calvin: Yeah, right. Really, how much did you pay for me?