A few years ago our own Zack Parsons and David Thorpe dedicated a whole Fashion Swat to the children and wisdom of school science fairs. Aside from being hilarious, it reminded us how frightening and dangerously stupid children are. Even though science fair pictures are already pretty hilarious, a passel of Something Awful Forum Goons thought they could use some additional fixing up. Here are the horrifying results!



GoldVRod got this whole mess started.

Bloody Holly wields science presentations like blunt instruments.

GoldVRod is loud and proud.