It’s no secret that the Pac-12 Networks have some coverage issues; despite a shrinking per-subscriber carriage fee, they’re still not on DirecTV and have no progress there, and are facing a potential drop from AT&T U-Verse. And even on some providers that carry the channels, they’re on expensive tiers that many bars and restaurants don’t carry, making things difficult for fans who want to watch games on those channels. Providers’ arguments for not carrying the channel or putting it on a high tier have generally been that the games aired on that channel aren’t compelling enough for many to really care, but one man allegedly went to great lengths to ensure he could watch a game at a restaurant while on vacation.

As per Tim Damos of the Baraboo News-Republic in Wisconsin’s Sauk County, county prosecutors have 51-year-old Kevin M. Cayton, the finance manager of a car dealership in Illinois, with felony identity theft for financial gain and unauthorized use of an entity’s identifying information. Those charges carry maximum potential sentences of six years each. What are those charges relating to? Oh, according to police, just impersonating staff at a Lake Delton (WI) restaurant to add the Pac-12 Networks to their cable package so he could watch a December Arizona Wildcats’ basketball game while he visited the area for the weekend: