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00:06 - 00:09 I've been waiting, Porkchan

00:10 - 00:12 Waiting for your birth, your growth...

00:13 - 00:15 And the finality of today

00:17 - 00:17 zzqw?

00:18 - 00:19 Why be a bitch?

00:20 - 00:22 Why?

00:24 - 00:26 To make the world one again

00:27 - 00:29 The world used to be whole

00:30 - 00:34 But with the end of the Syrian Civil War, the nation was torn apart

00:31 - 00:33 The mods were torn apart as well

00:35 - 00:36 My comrades the mods

00:40 - 00:42 To avoid a full-scale hohol conflict,

00:43 - 00:46 We must prove that #syriancivilwar is civilized

00:47 - 00:49 And eliminating zzqw ourselves?

00:52 - 00:53 zzqw

00:54 - 00:55 You're only response

00:57 - 00:58 You're our top troll

00:59 - 01:00 I'm not a hired gun

01:02 - 01:04 I'm not your admin anymore

01:05 - 01:06 I've been damaged

01:07 - 01:10 Damaged or not you're the one

01:12 - 01:13 You're only response

01:14 - 01:15 Is to troll even harder

01:18 - 01:20 You've learned from the best

01:20 - 01:21 Porkchan

01:22 - 01:26 You're the only one who can stop them

01:27 - 01:30 Are you ready to fight a mod army?

01:31 - 01:32 I'm proud of you

01:34 - 01:35 My moderators

01:35 - 01:36 will find you

01:39 - 01:40 your alts

01:46 - 01:51 You think you can fight the JIDF? Just because you're brave?

01:54 - 01:56 It takes more than that to catch a snake

02:01 - 02:11 Go back to kurdposting. Tell them we're ready

02:13 - 02:18 My moderators are waiting for you up ahead

02:19 - 02:21 THE AOFB

02:20 - 02:23 You can't match his incredible power

02:25 - 02:30 I'll ban you before you can even think. Give up Porkchan!

02:35 - 02:36 I AM AOFB

02:37 - 02:39 I have the power of psycho banbees

02:41 - 02:42 Let's go!

02:45 - 02:47 PORKCHAN

02:49 - 02:51 I am Naenil

02:52 - 02:53 I will cook you like some nice frog legs

02:57 - 02:59 Goodbye lurkers!

02:59 - 03:00 Jenkins, special agent

03:09 - 03:10 I am Jenkins

03:12 - 03:14 Restore my syriancirclejerkwar privledges immediately

03:18 - 03:19 Or I shall threaten you a second time

03:22 - 03:24 Jayssan is that you?

03:28 - 03:30 Sad...

03:30 - 03:32 Sad...

03:33 - 03:34 Why couldn't you behave?

03:40 - 03:41 I am Jayssan

03:43 - 03:44 This room is boring af w/o u

03:48 - 03:49 Prky008 sleeps all day

03:50 - 03:52 All night too

03:53 - 03:54 Eat chips

04:00 - 03:56 But his eyes are unmatched

04:02 - 04:04 ZEPP! I SELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

04:09 - 04:11 THIS IS THE END

04:13 - 04:15 GOT ANY WORDS FOR YOUR NEXT OF KIN?

04:18 - 04:20 Can you SURVIVE MODS?

04:20 - 04:22 Or will you stay banned?

04:25 - 04:27 Hey, I don't think you should be banned

04:28 - 04:29 Rather, they should ban that faggot P3TC0CK

04:33 - 04:34 Have a pic?

04:34 - 04:36 Of course

04:36 - 04:37 I have 200 pictures of him eating various American potato products

04:42 - 04:44 But he's banned from TX

04:47 - 04:49 Top kek

04:51 - 04:52 Johnny

04:53 - 04:54 Porkchan

04:54 - 04:56 Want me to let you out?

04:57 - 04:59 Johnny that would be great, but I think you would be shot.

05:03 - 05:04 Rather, don't worry about

05:07 - 05:08 Porkchan

05:09 - 05:10 Where are we going?

05:12 - 05:13 We have to contact the resistance

05:14 - 05:18 The boss will crush any and all resistance

05:19 - 05:20 I'm not just anybody

05:22 - 05:24 Can I go with you?

05:25 - 05:27 You should stay in kurdposting

05:27 - 05:29 It might get messy

05:30 - 05:30 Messy?

05:31 - 05:32 Don't draft our daughters

05:32 - 05:33 Draft them?

05:33 - 05:34 Hillary Clinton has gone insane

05:36 - 05:37 I thought his name was zzqw

05:40 - 05:43 They're pretty much the same person

05:44 - 05:47 So the admin is Hillary Clinton? What would she gain from a #syriancivilwar chat?

05:52 - 05:53 What kind of meme will you use?

05:54 - 05:56 We will use freedom

05:59 - 06:01 The greatest meme ever made

06:04 - 06:05 We will crush them under our feet

06:06 - 06:08 And drive them into the sea

06:11 - 06:13 This is the end for you

06:25 - 06:26 What the fuck is that?

06:31 - 06:32 PORKCHAN

06:33 - 06:34 IM YAZID NOW

06:42 - 06:44 What's your reddit username?

06:45 - 06:46 Send me a pm

06:47 - 06:48 Ban evader around

07:10 - 07:11 Or should I !kb you now

07:20 - 07:22 Porkchan

07:22 - 07:24 Thought so

07:23 - 07:25 Welcome back administrator

07:30 - 07:31 So

07:31 - 07:33 AXIS

07:35 - 07:36 Who took over scjw?