YES! Your dream of having lips that smell like Paula Deen just wet scooted across them can finally come true. At Paula Deen’s restaurant in Savannah, GA, liquid butter pours out from the faucets, the toilet paper is butter-scented and you can also put a little South on your mouth (Why does that sound like a polite way of saying rim job?) with her butter-flavored lip balm.

Now, Paula just needs to put out a line of butter-flavored lube and she’d make my life. I mean, using a whole butter stick is so annoying. I hate having to pick the stray hairs off before I put it back in the fridge.

via Grub Street