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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Kingston:

Well first off, this isn’t easy and not anything I’d EVER do. With many recent hardships from housing, a 5 week hospitalization with high risk pregnancy, a premature baby, one income with 3 children. This winter hasn’t been easy. Yesterday I tripped face first over a baby gate and my face caught the fall. Two of my front teeth that were already not in good shape, broke right off. I went to dentist and as you can imagine the costs are unreasonable for me to afford at the moment, just for a temp fix until I can get something more permanent. I love to smile and laugh and now having this MAJOR insecurity, that joy has been taken away from me. I really dont want to walk around missing 2 front teeth. Any little bit helps. Thank you for taking the time to read this ❤

You can take the ratchet of Plymouth

But you can’t Plymouth out of the ratchet. Move to Kingston or Duxbury all you want. You will always be a Plymouth chick. It’s just who you are.

So let me get this straight. I’m suppose to donate money to this clamtrap because she claims that her teeth fell out after tripping over a baby gate? Did her hands stop working? Or does she just prefer landing on her face? Two teeth that you admit were already “not in good shape,” which probably explains why in every single self-absorbed picture she posted on Facebook, not once is she showing her teeth:

Hey, here’s an idea Aman-DUH – stop popping illegitimate children if you can’t come up with $800 for a dental procedure. There’s a 1,000% chance this Plymouth pork magnet is on every form of government assistance possible too, which includes Mass Health. But it’s not enough. Because it’s NEVER enough.

Guess we’ll just have to take her word for it that her teeth fell out (even though there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of that). After all, she’s such an upright and trustworthy citizen.

Oh wait, turns out she’s a drug dealer:

Justin Janczewski, 26, and Amanda Rougeau, 25, both of 84R South St., were also charged with possession of a Class A substance with intent to distribute, simple possession of a Class A substance, simple possession of a Class B substance and conspiracy to violate controlled substance laws. Details of the arrests were not immediately available, but a prosecutor said Rougeau and Janczewski are in a dating relationship and were the target of the investigation that resulted in their arrest.

Hey Amanda, if you wanted to get a well paying job after a failed career as a drug dealer, you should’ve applied to join the Massachusetts State Police. Just sayin.

This happened in 2014. She fired shots out of her baby cannon in 2013 and again in 2016, but from the looks of her Facebook page she never lost custody, and did the whole, “don’t judge me” thing:

Girl, you’re selling poison out of the home your baby lives in, thus putting them in immediate danger. I will not be getting off of my high horse. I will continue to be up here, looking down on you, casting nothing but judgement. You’re not “just a mother,” you’re a poison peddler. You profit off of the destruction of others. You collected welfare while paying no taxes on the income you brought in from the sale of illegal narcotics. You’re right in that you have no business telling me what to do in my own home. Because I’m a law abiding taxpayer who doesn’t get arrested for selling Class A drugs (which includes heroin). I can judge you, and you can’t judge me because I’m better than you. Get it now?

Don’t worry though, she judges plenty of people who she thinks are below her:

Oh yea, a drug dealer with a young baby is in a fine position to judge other people whose behavior is likely influenced by drug abuse.

Her former drug dealing boyfriend Justin seems excited about the fundraiser:

Wait….she only has one income? What about child support from her plethora of baby daddies? And who’s this guy?

Chinstrap Chalupa does’t chip in at all?

According to Justin she was actually living in a homeless shelter when she decided that the sweet sensation of raw dog outweighed the economic ramifications of spitting another tax credit out of her tampon tunnel:

Somehow she’s raised over $128 for what is basically a cosmetic non-necessity, for teeth that clearly were in rough shape long before this imaginary fall over a baby gate. That’s why she hasn’t smiled for a picture since her Plymouth North High School yearbook, which they still let you in even if you haven’t completed your GED class yet. Meanwhile there’s no shortage of legitimate causes out there that people could be donating to if they had extra cash lying around. Like this one out of Springfield:

A hard working, taxpaying, married father of four whose family could use a little help getting through a tough time, before ultimately going back to a life of self sustainability. That’s worth giving to. A drug dealing ratchet mom’s missing teeth fund is not.

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