SMAP made that announcement they said they were gonna make on ‘SMAPxSMAP‘ just now, and the important part is that they’re going to be remaining a group of five and will (probably) stay under Johnny’s Entertainment. Well, it doesn’t explicitly state they’re staying with Johnny’s … but I really doubt this would’ve been allowed to happen if they were all leaving.

They apologized for all the mess, but none of them addressed #TeamSchadenfreude or those of us who wanted to see the pedo empire Johnny Kitagawa‘s empire fall.