FirstEnergy Stadium

Siri knows this is a place to find sadness.

(John Kuntz, cleveland.com)

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- It has been a rough few months (Years? Decades?) for the Cleveland Browns. A quiet approach in free agency -- even if that approach might be the right one -- hasn't helped.

It's gotten so bad that Siri, Apple's digital personal assistant, is taking shots at the team. Thanks to the magic (and creepiness) of location services, simply being in Cleveland and saying "sadness" to Siri brings up directions to FirstEnergy Stadium. You can also ask Siri where the Factory of Sadness is and get the same result. (By the way, who are these people reviewing FirstEnergy Stadium on Yelp?)

The voice of Google Maps was unavailable for comment.