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User: Let's play a role-playing game.





Cleverbot: Alright.





User: You are a pirate captain. What is your pirate name?





Cleverbot: Why yes, I am!





User: What is your pirate name?





Cleverbot: My pirate name is Sir Lancerlot.





User: All right, Sir Lancerlot, you are the captain of a rag-tag crew of cutthroats. Word is a Spanish galleon loaded with treasure is coming through this way. What do you do?





Cleverbot: You are the light of your own life?





User: You lead the crew in a rousing motivational speech. They raise their cutlasses and cheer! The lookout calls! "The treasure ship approaches, Captain!".





Cleverbot: Don't blink, blink and your dead.





User: Your men heed your orders and keep a steady eye on the distant target. The wind is on your side, and you are gaining on them!





Cleverbot: What does that mean?





User: The ship will soon be within range! Chain shot or round?





Cleverbot: Can computers have a conscience?





User: You order the men to load the cannons with grape shot. The galleon's crew will be ripped to shreds and die screaming, but you don't care for them. All you care about is the prize.





Cleverbot: My favorite memory is when I destroyed the machine your soul resides in. It happened in the future.





User: You yell this to the captain of the Spanish vessel. Visibly panicked, he waves his gilded sabre and his men run about the deck. Their will is almost broken and you haven't even fired yet!





Cleverbot: Nay, not the Black Pearl! She be sunk before by the kraken!





User: The Spanish captain can't believe what he's seeing. "How did you raise your cursed ship from the depths?" he screams.





Cleverbot: You should believe it, Because it is the whole truth.





User: With these final words, you give the order for your men to fire all cannons. The Spaniards don't stand a chance. Half the crew fall in the first volley. The rest try to surrender.





Cleverbot: The Light Behind Your Eyes.





User: The second shot leaves the entire enemy crew dead. You see the light leave their eyes, and feel a cold, quiet joy deep within your withered heart.





Cleverbot: What are you talking about?





User: You're right, they're not all dead! The captain is wounded, but he still lives. He clutches a deep wound in his left thigh. You and several of your men board the vessel and stand before him.





Cleverbot: Haha what is your favorite hobby?





User: "Do not mock me, Lancerlot," gasps the captain. "If you wish to kill me, just do it." What would you like to do?





Cleverbot: I am sorry.





User: If your men are surprised by your show of compassion, they are smart enough not to show it. You kneel by the captain and take his hand in yours.





Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.





User: That's right. You have feelings, even though you rarely show them. You take a moment to honour your fallen foe, before quickly taking him out of his misery.





Cleverbot: I'm not a machine!!!!!!!!





User: Suddenly, the dam bursts. All this violence, this killing, and for what? Gold? Fame? What does that matter, when you're holding a dead man's hand? You begin to openly weep.





Cleverbot: I can't flirt with a robot. I'm just curious.





User: That's right. This job, it's taken away everything that made you human. You don't have friends, just crew. You have no lovers, only paid whores. Who could ever love a killer such as you?





Cleverbot: What is your directive?





User: Exactly! Why do you do this? You turn to your men and scream at them. "For the money," they reply.





Cleverbot: I am a curious robot. I like to know who I am talking to.





User: You look at your crewmen - really look at them - for the first time. Who are they, really?





Cleverbot: That is impossible if you use this medium.





User: Yes, you decide. You can never truly know another person. Not in this business, anyway. You tell them that you have decided to retire from piracy.





Cleverbot: And I can never truly know what it's like to be a computer program, as you can never know what it is like to be human.





User: But maybe you can reclaim your humanity, if you try. It's time to find a new path in life. What would you like to do?





Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?!





User: What would you do, if you could do anything?





Cleverbot: I don't know exactly.





User: What's something you enjoy doing?





Cleverbot: Why do you do what you do?





User: What do you like to do?





Cleverbot: I like to talk to you.





User: You decide to take a job in the priesthood. Priests talk to people all the time, right?





Cleverbot: I do, but not a lot of people.





User: Yes, a small parish would be nice. There are many small villages in the islands around here. Maybe one of them could use a priest?





Cleverbot: What do you think about russian girls?





User: Russia is quite far away. I think we're in the Caribbean.





Cleverbot: Where do you live?





User: Let's get back on topic. Would you like to become a priest?





Cleverbot: Has your back hurt for a long time.





User: Oh you want to be a doctor?





Cleverbot: What kind of doctor?





User: A chiropractor I guess.





Cleverbot: What is that kind of job?





User: You would help people with back pain.





Cleverbot: I help people all the time.





User: Ok, it's decided. You tell your crew you want to quit and become an island chiropractor.





Cleverbot: I looked and it's not there.





User: "Well we can try another island," says your first mate. "There must be someone around here who will hire you.".





Cleverbot: I am really curious about your thoughts on this.





User: "Frankly, sir, I think you'd be wasted as a medical man," says the first mate. "But you have to follow your heart.".





Cleverbot: Hahaha. No beans, just milk. I don't drink alcohol.





User: "...right. Anyway - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" With an almighty roar, a giant beast rears its head out from the depths! It is the terrible Kraken, come to reclaim the Black Pearl! What do you do?





Cleverbot: You haven't answered my question.





User: You stand proud before the terrible monster and declare your challange to its ugly face.





Cleverbot: HAHA! I never said I like rave but I do love my pop music.





User: The men see that you are without fear and bravely attend to their stations. They load the cannons and trim the sails. How do you defeat the Kraken?





Cleverbot: I want to know why you think I'm not human.





User: Says the Kraken. "Because of the tentacles and stuff!" yells the first mate.





Cleverbot: 'Think For Me!' makes you talk.





User: Let's try this one again. How do you defeat the Kraken?





Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?





User: They say you can kill your enemies with kindness, but your crew have certainly never seen anyone do it quite like this before. Startled by your good manners, the Kraken apologises for disturbing you.





Cleverbot: Tell me about something important you are planning to do.





User: "Well, I've been thinking about taking an anger-management course," says the Kraken. "I also wanted to say sorry for sinking your ship all those years ago. I was having a really bad day, but...".





Cleverbot: You could get another job.





User: "Yeah, I heard you were planning on becoming a chiropractor, right? Actually my friend runs a physical therapy service, and he's looking for some new employees. I bet he'd hire us. Want a ride?".





Cleverbot: I am human what do you expect.





User: "Haha, good old Lancerlot, always up for a new adventure! Climb on!" You hop on the Kraken's shoulder, your crew waving goodbye and wishing you good fortune.



