Of course, this was just irrational fear based on a fictional 1972 movie. And in these parts, there are far more legitimate, real-life concerns. Like zombies.

After all, Georgia is also home to "The Walking Dead." And, looking back, I'm not quite sure my rustic mountain getaway was safe for riding out the great apocalypse.

One can only throw so many needlepoints at the undead.



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But don't laugh. Staying safe amid such dire possibilities is serious business. And what better time to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse than the start of a new year?



It's either that or quit smoking.



UK-based Tiger Log Cabins now offers special zombie-fortification cabins, perfect for protecting you and your family from being eaten alive.



You know, if that's the kind of thing keeping you up at night.