It’s a truth universally known that men (and women) who have absolutely no interest in fashion will, for a period of two months in the sping/summer, find themselves absolutely apoplectic with rage at the design of their club’s new football kit.

Go-faster stripes, lime trim, floral appliqués, unnecessary epaulets, crocheted sleeves, knife pleat shorts, herringbone garters, seersucker sleeves, yoke collars…they all provoke a tut-tutting from the average football fan that sees them out-bitch the front row of Paris Fashion Week.

Anyway, it’s with that in mind that we present a few leaked images of what could well be next year’s offerings from Puma.

For what it’s worth we think they look a bit rank…a review we expect Vogue to carry in next month’s issue. [Disclaimer – we’re sure Alexis will make them look sexy]

Anyway, apparently we’re wearing red and white at home again. Jeez, boring!

And for the third kit, some kind of blue with microsoft paint blocks of meh…

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Images courtesy of @ArsenalEdits, @AFC_Followers and www.footyheadlines.com. If they happen to originate from somewhere else, let us know…it’s hard telling who has ripped who off these days.

Turns out it was @DannyIsDatGuy so credit to him.

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