+48 To Batterffendor

Internet points. Normally, they're pointless. But with the iRecycled Perf Power Batteries? Suddenly, the points start to matter.

How does it work, you ask? We're glad you asked, we answer! When you buy these batteries, you get points. For example, 48 (like we've got right here) gets you 48 points. You enter them on the iRecycled website, which is http://irecycled.com. When you hit 75 points, you get free postage to return your old batteries, which they happily dispose of in an eco-friendly manner. Like, you know, giving them to two wee halflings who carry the batteries into the mouth of a magical volcano. Oh, wait, is that not eco-friendly? Well, maybe iRecycled uses an even better method.

But here's a fun tip: if you buy two packages of these batteries from our site? You've got 48 + 48 points, and that adds up to 96 points! 96 points! If you had that on Reddit, it would mean nothing! But here? It means you'd be able to get free postage to send back your empty husks. Try THAT with a banana peel or a burrito wrapper!

Actually, don't. Only try it with batteries. And only iRecycled Perf Power Batteries. Nothing else will do.

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