WASHINGTON D.C. — In the same vein as successful online dating services BlackPeopleMeet, JDate, Christian Mingle, and Farmers Only, a new dating site was launched last week for users dedicated to romantically pursuing Vice President Joe Biden. Affectionately named Just Joe, the site was launched by the VP himself after a heart-to-heart with Barack, in which he realized this country’s enormous deficit of Joe Biden-oriented dating websites.

“Here I am, sitting in this position of political power and fame, and I’ve somehow lost touch with what the people really need, ” mused Biden as he playfully tongued a chocolate chip cookie dough cone. “I had to launch the site right away, because the people deserve it. Also, I’d like feedback on some of my recent photos.”

Despite being in its first week, JustJoe.com has already proved a roaring success with over 2,000 members signed up, many of whom having IP addresses that trace back to the White House vicinity.

When asked about the site’s instant success, Biden said: “I’m just glad to connect with the people, you know? United States of America — more like United Dates of America.”

He then laughed successively for five minutes, before showing reporters his high school yearbook and asking if they’d like to know the “dirty dirty” on Obama.

Bronwyn Isaac has uploaded at least eight dating profiles to Just Joe, one for each of his previous wives.

Image by AP/Don Ryan.