Flash: ...9...

Judy: THD03.

Flash: ...T...

Judy: HD03.

Flash: ...H... *his gadget crashes* ...this...is...the...third...time...this...happened...

Judy: *groans* I need more coffee for this scene...

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Gideon: Baa, baa, whaddya gonna do, cry?

Judy: Hey! You heard-- *her police cap slips completely over her head and she trips and falls over*

Gideon: ...Y'all, we'd better help her out before she actually does cry.

---- *shortly after Mr. Manchas started going feral*

Judy: ...Mr. Manchas...?

*they open the door, finding that his tail was caught between his floorboards and he was desperately trying to get it out*

Mr. Manchas: ...It happened again, I know!

Nick: ...I don't know what I expected.

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Nick: ...Carrots. You saved my life.

Judy: Well, that's what we do at ZPD--EEEEEYAGH--

*they start falling, but the vines had been long enough that they were cocooned and still hit the ground with a loud thud*

Bogo: *rushes towards them* That--wasn't part of your act, right?

Nick: *visibly dazed* I'm seeing quick brown foxes jumping over rabbits...

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Nick: *starts petting Bellwether's head* So fluffy-- *accidentally rips off a huge chunk of her wool*

Bellwether: ...Still typing here. Totally not noticing you just did that.

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Bogo: ...You're fired.

Judy: What? Why?

Bogo: Insubordination!

Judy: *holds back laughter* S-sorry--I just can't--the word "insubordination" is just too funny--

Bogo: *looks at the camera* This is the fifteenth take. I cannot work like this--I'll be in my trailer--

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Judy: No, I am a cop. And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car. So intimidate me all you want, I'm going to-- *sneezes at Mr. Big*

Mr. Big: ...It's all right. Many an animal gets the sniffles here.

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Judy: ...I don't deserve to wear this badge.

Bogo: Hopps.

Bellwether: Judy-- *forgets her lines*

Bogo: Bellwether.

Judy: Bogo.

Bellwether: Judy.

Nick: *offscreen* Nick!

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Nick: Look, you gave her a--a clown vest and joke mobile and two--two--two uh, what--yeah, no, sorry, I think I'm the one who needs that clown vest and joke mobile. *pokes his own nose* Honk honk.

------ *Judy's train into Zootopia breaks down multiple times in the middle of its journey.*

Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the polar region* Well, at least I can always stop by for some ice cream.

Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the desert region* At least I can sunbathe here.

Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the rainforest area* Wait, we're filming Mr. Manchas' part already?

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Clawhauser: *sipping loudly on his soda while Judy looks at the case file*

Judy: *is trying to hold back laughter*

Clawhauser: *unexpectedly burps really loudly* S-sorry, I didn't mean to do that--

Judy: *falls off her chair, laughing*

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Bucky: Hey buddy, turn down the depressing music!

Judy: *turns off her alarm clock*

Pronk: Leave the meter man alone! Didn't you hear the conversation? She feels like a failure!

Bucky: Oh, shut up!

Pronk: You shut up!

Bucky: You shut up!

Pronk: You shut up!

*they suddenly belt out Black Eyed Peas*

Bucky and Pronk: Shut up, just shut up, shut up--shut it up, just shut up, shut up--

Judy: *looks at the camera* Tomorrow's another day. Cut!

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Finnick: *from underneath the stroller* She hustled you-- *realizes his voice is actually high and pitchy* Wait--what--Nick, what did you do--

Nick: A little helium in your trailer, friend. Besides, you gotta be real convincing as a baby, don't you?

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Bogo: Two days to find the otter. Or you quit. That was the deal. Badge.

Judy: *is snickering*

Bogo: What now?

Judy: I-I'm sorry--I thought you said "baa". Like, baa baa Bogo, have you any wool? *falls in laughter*

Bogo: ...Excuse me while I actually facepalm here for a bit.

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Nick: All right, get in here. *steps back a bit as Judy goes in for the hug*

Judy: *lunges in for the hug and finds nothing, then falls on her face*

Nick: Sorry, just had t'get that out. *picks her up and actually hugs her* See, this is why we work so well. She knows my jokester side too well and just goes with it.

Judy: *muffled chuckling* ...I'm gonna fill your trailer with helium later, I swear.

----- *while on the cable car*

Judy: ...Thank you.

Nick: *humming* What can I say, except "you're welcome?"

Judy: *chuckles* Should've never showed you that movie before filming. You've been humming it for days now.

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Judy: What are you gonna do? Kill me?

Bellwether: *chuckles* Of course not. He is. *pulls out a water pistol and splashes Nick's face* Wha--

Nick: *falls over, laughing* S-sorry, it was too easy--switching your gun to a water pistol--

Bellwether: *looks at the camera* Cue to Nick not being able to find where he hid the actual thing.

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Scientist: Mayor Lionheart, please. We're doing everything that we can.

Mayor Lionheart: Really? 'Cause I have a dozen and a half animals here who've gone off the rails--ails--ah, *stutters* Sorry, sorry, going too fast-- *chuckles* Wasn't quite my tempo back there...

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Bogo: *playing with the Gazelle app on his phone*

Clawhauser: *bursts into the room* Chief Bogo!

Bogo: *freaks out, throwing his phone out the window*

Clawhauser: ...You got another phone, right? And you still have my number on it?

----- *Nick and the rest of the cast are backstage, taking a selfie with Gazelle and her tigers*

Nick: All right everyone, say, "sequel"!