They say, sometimes you’ve got to be the bigger person and show ‘em some love. There is nothing that kindness, warmth, and forgiveness can’t heal.

Well, that’s just a load of cr*p.

1) Forgiveness comes handy ONLY when there is a lot at stake.

There’s none here. I can forgive a lot of things, but I can’t find it in my heart to forgive someone who makes fluffy Gulab Jamuns sound like bored Dudley Dursley’s occasional indulgence.

2) You should never trust a sentence with too many commas and adjectives in it. That’s too much serotonin for anyone’s good.