My wife and I are preparing for our first child, and my secret Santa was sweet enough to put together a set of 3 packages for me despite being sick. I hope my Santa is feeling better now!

So lets dig into what I received:

-- A local favorite from my Santa's hometown of Kansas City, MO, which has already been claimed by the pregnant wifey. Features cheese, butter, and caramel popcorn. I haven't had one of these tins since I was a little kid, and look forward to trying it!

-- A Schrödinger's Tardis coffee mug that migrates from one side of the cup to the other depending on the temperature, while simultaneously emptying its contents into my belly at varying rates.

-- A generous quantity of our first set of bear-printed diapers for me! I mean our baby. I have been told we will be needing a lot of these, so it's good to have a head start.

Unexpected edit:

So I wasn't expecting to get to taste the popcorn right away since we will be leaving for vacation very soon and I didn't want to break the seal and then have it sit while we were away, but literally as I was writing this I heard crunching behind me - the sound of my wife raiding the popcorn without me and then hiding her face in guilt (now added to photos). She offered me some to try because it was delicious (it was delicious), because presumably that justifies EATING SOMEONE ELSE'S GIFT IN ADVANCE. Anyway, fantastic popcorn, all three flavors. Not a hint of sitting around awhile and going stale - it's pretty much like fresh popped and still crunchy, just not warm. Wonderful treat, thank you so much! It will probably not survive the rest of the week.