I live in Oregon. My state is burning. People are losing their homes and being forced to evacuate. I’m choking on smoke and God knows what else.

Where is Donald Trump?

Oh, that’s right. I live in a blue state. Never mind.

So in case you’ve never checked out the Trump Twitter archive, I can tell you from experience that it’s a great resource — one that I’ve used many times, including just now … to find this:

x The Governor of California, @GavinNewsom, has done a terrible job of forest management. I told him from the first day we met that he must “clean” his forest floors regardless of what his bosses, the environmentalists, DEMAND of him. Must also do burns and cut fire stoppers…..— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2019

TOP 5 REASONS TRUMP WILL LOSE THE 2020 ELECTION? x ….putting these massive, and many, fires out. Great firefighters! Also, open up the ridiculously closed water lanes coming down from the North. Don’t pour it out into the Pacific Ocean. Should be done immediately. California desperately needs water, and you can have it now!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2019

Yes, that’s the last time — as far as I can tell (feel free to check for yourself) — that Donald Trump tweeted about West Coast wildfires. And he used the opportunity to excoriate California Gov. Gavin Newsom with a barrage of bullshit.

Of course, since that time, he’s managed to call for Chuck Todd to be fired (at least three times), said that Fox News reporter Jennifer Griffin (who verified key details in the LoserSucker-gate story) should be fired, said Joy Reid should be fired, wondered if Chris Cuomo would be fired, plugged his dangerous Mount Rushmore fireworks celebration, retweeted James Woods’ video about a police station that was “on fire” (looks to me like it was actually a wooden pallet that was burning, but let’s not split hairs) …

x Hey, can somebody yell down to the basement and tell Joe there’s another police station on fire? Try to catch him between his nap and his bedtime. pic.twitter.com/Pr8WMXiz3s

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 30, 2020

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… said Fox News should fire its pollster, and on and on and on.

But when it comes to anything having to do with his actual job … crickets flambé.

I know Trump has no chance of winning Oregon — or California or Washington — so he obviously doesn’t give a shit about what happens to us. But could he at least pretend to care?

It would be a start, anyway.

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