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Ah, the night before Thanksgiving — that occasion for old high school classmates and out-of-town relatives to pack local bars and prepare for the grueling family ordeal to come.But just because you're dreading the inevitable shitshow doesn't mean you can get sloshed and put yourself behind the wheel of a car. That remains totally not cool.To combat drunk driving tonight, Missouri booze distributor Major Brands is offering more than 200 free rides home for drinkers in St. Louis, Kansas City and Springfield.So if you find yourself wobbly later on, and you're in St. Louis and Kansas City, you can do one of two things: Go to DShofer.com , download the app and use the promo code SHTG2016 to summon your ride. Alternatively, you can just call 855-726-6848 and make arrangements. (Note that Springfield drinkers will have to pony up a $5 reservation fee. Reservations there can be made by calling 417-883-1900.)Anyway, be safe out there. Just remember, no matter how much you are dreading the Thanksgiving meal, there's no excuse for putting others in danger on the road. And if all else fails, there's always Uber. Don't risk it, fam.