Sexy Reveille

Requires: Dog ears, fur trimmed dress, maroon or white shawl (optional), and an open invitation for people to call you a b**** all night.

Bonus for Couples: bring your handler and see how many interpret the costume as a statement on gender roles.

Sexy Corps Cadet

Requires: a sexy military uniform, or just a normal military uniform with less buttons as the night goes on.

Bonus for Class of 2015: wear your Senior Gogo Boots.

Sexy Yell Leader

Requires: a white jumpsuit and your skimpiest 12th Man Towel.

Bonus: manage to turn a few yells into part of a drunk dance.

Sexy Loftin

Requires: a maroon bow tie, fake glasses, and a fake mustache . . . or a real one. Y’know, if you can grow one.

Bonus: get someone to kiss you with your fake mustache on.

Sexy Sully

Requires: a fake beard and a literal ton of bodypaint.

Bonus: break even on the cost of the costume from all the pennies you get throughout the night.

Sexy Roughneck

Requires: even more body paint than Sully, high lace-up boots, construction helmet, and a chain to get creative with.

Bonus: stripper moves will guarantee that pretty much everyone who recognizes your costume buys you a drink…or at least sticks a few singles in your waistband.

Sexy Beutel Nurse

Requires: not much really. Just reuse your sexy nurse costume from last year, except this time with either a homemade Beutel sign or nametag. Don’t worry, if anyone asks for medical help, prescribe ice and rest.

Bonus: take a shot every time someone thinks you’re a sexy Ebola nurse.

Double Bonus: bring a pack of cigarettes to smoke on all your breaks.

Sexy Century Tree

Requires: I dunno. Just like some twigs and leaves you can pick up staggering around Northgate. You can just say it’s an Eve costume until you find enough.

Bonus: any hookups end in marriage.

Sexy Aggie Squirrel

Requires: fake ears, fake tail, matching dress, and an erratic personality.

Bonus: spend the evening making cracking various nut-related puns.

Double Bonus: find Sexy Century Tree and become best friends.

Sexy 12th Man Towel

Requires: large white towel and a few maroon markers.

Bonus Points: add a Karate Kid shower costume to complete the look.

Sexy NG Ratchet

Requires: your usual NG attire but with even lower standards

Bonus: send pictures to all of your friends on SnapChat.

Sexy UPD Officer

Requires: sexy police officer uniform (available at literally any store this time of year) and a pair of handcuffs.

Bonus: ride a segway giving out fake tickets all night to Sexy NG Ratchet (there is a chance that more than one person will pick that costume).

Sexy Rapping Professor

Requires: Bose headphones and a water bottle.

Bonus: actually rap.

Sexy A&M Offense

Be the tease you are and never actually show up.

-Honey Bear