Update:

I have opened it. It is an absolutely amazing broomstick. Thank you so much Secret Santa.

I'm in college and I will be home on saturday, so I haven't opened it yet.

I will upload pictures when I get home.

This is absolutely the best present ever. I am on my college's Quidditch team, so I will put it to good use.

Thank you Secret Santa so much,

I just finished my last final and my mom called to let me know that the package had arrived. I am in such a good mood, this is absolutely awesome.

This is the best way to end finals week ever.

If anyone has read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, this is for you:

All right, you primitive screwheads!

Listen up!

You see this?

This...

Is...

My...

BROOMSTICK!!!!!!!!