Original Air date: July 22nd, 2019

Caption: Paul's Sweathouse afternoon. Matt messes up. Scoopmail. Fun Warning: Jock Vs. Nerd

Running time: 1:44 (104 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

The hosts differentiate between "Go Tell it on the Mountain" and "Go Tell it to the Mountain." Matt wants to talk about the illegal thing he did. Jacob talks about his wild night out with Matt's wife. The hosts express their love for Princess Wendy.

Matt finally gets to his story about being pulled over for switching lanes in an intersection.

The hosts talk about the way that the recent "Go Back to your Country" emphasis effect them.

Paul tries some vegetarian jerky and dry heaves into the mic. He shares that he is sad that he now has a Monday through Friday work week and has Garfield/Kathy Mondays. The Sweathouse music is played over his sad weekend story.

The hosts become wistful about childhood arcade games in Pizza Parlors.

Fake Commercial: From the Squirrels Mouth: a Sedated Squirrel Shooting Store.

From the Squirrels Mouth: a Sedated Squirrel Shooting Store.

Matt talks about nearly burning his house down after leaving the stove on. Matt then takes on the role of a Fire Investigator, who is not actually very helpful.

Matt calls for Holy Shit, I can't Believe I did that stories similar to his leaving his oven on. Jacob throws SJ under the bus for leaving the gas on once.

Scoopmail Edit

Scoop there it is (Kevin from Sweden) has worked through the back log of ICS episodes and is now experiencing withdrawl.

Chris states that a Twisted Shit Pipe doesn't exist but tells a story about a shit story that he heard as an employee of Gritish Bass.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Explosion theme is played. LA Jay sends in a fun Scoopardy where every answer is a number and the correct answer is +/- 10. Paul claims that this is math, the Kentucky Math jingle is played.

Characters and Bits Edit

Very Learned Racists - We All come from Africa so everyone should go back.

I miss Pizza, I miss Bacon;I'm a Vegan, I'm mistaken.

Sweathouse Dry Cleaners

Fire Investigator to the tune of Smooth Operator

Band Name - Over the Pants Fire

Episode art by @slakingfool