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By David Futrelle

My new favorite far-right Twitter weirdo is a fellow called @WesternIdentity, a self-described “right wing urban theologian” and “esoteric image cleric” who uses his Twitter account to promote “occult nationalism,” complain that “underground heretical judaism has pushed cuckoldry into our society,” express his love of skittles and post assorted gifs involving Trump getting the better of CNN.

I discovered @WesternIdentity earlier this week after he launched a tirade against the alleged diabolical evil that is short hair on women.

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/884476141851086848

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/884477604568412160

Yeah, that’s right, he’s getting all philosophical on our asses.

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/884478875560017921

He then decided to “rebrand” the cute-sounding pixie cut.

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/884849174004596736

As longtime readers of this blog know well, @WesternIdentity is hardly the first reactionary doofus to declare war on the pixie cut and short hairdos for women generally.

But he may be the first pixie-cut hater to also suggest that Chelsea Manning — currently sporting, yes, a pixie cut — is some kind of MK Ultra mind control slave, or something.

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/884470152888274944

It turns out that @WesternIdentity has a lot of, well, interesting opinions about all sorts of stuff, including Satanic CNN pedophiles, which he apparently thinks are a real thing.

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/882623038222675968

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/882625249954725888

Oh, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/884284296273547264

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/881919902076071942

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/883748449803526144

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/881352205881815040

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/881299483962822657

And check out what is perhaps the world’s hottest take on robots:

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/881736993151082496

I honestly have no idea if this one is a joke:

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/879554926560587776

He does post some pretty dank gifs from time to time, though.

https://twitter.com/WesternIdentity/status/881723213033680897

H/T — @spookperson

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