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- There are numerous positives to the advent of driver-less vehicles. Some of which are the fact that we no longer have to pay angry unionized bus drivers, you can stare at your phone even more, and road-rage will be done by a computer for you. Motor companies hope to make the roads safer and more convenient for "drivers" in the future. There are certainly naysayers when it comes to the safety of driver-less cars, and the debate rages in online forums that usually end in racist comments.But with all of the talk about fancy TI-86's taking physical control of our vehicles, we forget how human the driver in the front seat actually is. It's predicted by research companies that driver-less cars will lead to more instances of traffic masturbation. Or the "Interstate 'Bate" as called by Head of Road Speculation at the Institute for Automotive Research, Tim Gerude. "." say Tim. He brings a valid point to the table. This will cause issues in the future. When questioned further on the subject, Gerude replied "?"Beginning to think that this may be a bigger issue than Gerude lead on, I wanted to speak with the developers of these vehicles. I was able to get in touch with one at a locally based motor company. "" says automotive electronic engineer, Brad Imecki. And to Imecki, I say "" Perhaps the unwillingness to even converse about the issue will only perpetuate it in the future. Should we be afraid for our future generations? Will traffic masturbation plague the I-75 and I-94 interchanges? Will they change the name of Jefferson to Jackerson? Michigan Ave to Miss Michigan Ave? 'Bate Mile Rd? The answer is yes, they will.