"'Attempted murder?' Now really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for 'attempted chemistry'?" Mr Burns Lisa Simpson Principal Skinner Sideshow Bob

"Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation." Bart Simpson Nelson Muntz Lisa Simpson Milhouse Van Houten

"Everything's comin' up Milhouse!" Milhouse Van Houten Lisa Simpson Bart Simpson Ralph Wiggum

"I don't want any damn vegetables!" Todd Flanders Homer Simpson Bart Simpson Milhouse Van Houten

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark." Kearney Zzyzwicz Jimbo Jones Mr Burns Nelson Muntz

"Trying is the first step toward failure." Mr Burns Prinicpal Skinner Krusty the Clown Homer Simpson

"Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." Krusty the Clown Superintendent Chalmers Principal Skinner Chief Wiggum

"My eye! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!" Milhouse Van Houten Lenny Leonard Rainier Wolfcastle Ralph Wiggum

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" Homer Simpson Ralph Wiggum Bumblebee Man Nelson Muntz

"Fortunately, I had a network connection: The man who cut my hair was also the president of Fox." Mr Burns Sideshow Bob Marge Simpson Krusty the Clown