A song written for the radio…

Married White Wives On BBC

Ain’t No Sitcom on British TV

She was at the produce section, checking out my package

Another married white wife I’m gonna ravage.

I ask her “Do you like what you see?

You wanna try some of my BBC?”

She say “BBC? British comedy?

Not my cup of tea.”

I say “Married white wives on BBC

Ain’t no sitcom on British TV”

“For the BBC craze sweeping the nation

go to XHamster.com for an education.”

She say “BBC on Xhamster.com? I’ll take a look.”

Another married white wife taking the hook.

(Refrain)

Married White Wives On BBC

Ain’t No Sitcom on British TV



I saw her at baked goods getting a loaf of bread.

she sees me and her face turns red.

I say “I can tell you did what I said.”

She says “That site been messing with my head.”

I say “Interracial on Xhamster is addicting like crack.

And now you’re wantin something big and black.

She holds up her left hand.

And points to her wedding band.

She tells me ”I’ve got a man.”

I say “We both know his 5 inches don’t satisfy.

And we both know you wanna give my BBC a try.”

She tells me “It’s time for me to say good bye.”

But as she goes she sneaks a look at my fly.

(Refrain)

Married White Wives On BBC

Ain’t No Sitcom on British TV



I’m at Health & Beauty getting some shampoo

She walks up and says “Hello, how do you do?”

and bends over to give me a view

of her Queen of Spades temporary tattoo.

I say “Looks like you’re ready to rendezvous.”

She says “We have to be very discreet.”

I say “Let’s meet. At the hotel down the street.”

And now we’re running, running for the hotel room door.

Now she buck naked, her panties on the floor.

Now’s she’s coming, Big O number four.

And I’m going to keep her coming, coming back for more.

(Refrain)

Married White Wives On BBC

Ain’t No Sitcom on British TV

(/Refrain)

Now she keep texting me on my phone.

She can’t get enough of the black bone.

Another married white girl black owned.

Poor hubby pushed to the friend zone.

Poor hubby’s balls are turning blue.

He has no clue.

If only he knew

what she do

with me and my crew.

(Refrain)

Married White Wives On BBC

Ain’t No Sitcom on British TV



Hubby come home from work early one day.

Now he watching us from the hall way.

I tell her “Don’t stop. Get on top.

Give your husband a show.

Slide up and down my BBC nice and slow”

I guide her, my hands on her hips

I tell him “See how I stretch her lips

And look how tight she grips.

Now watch how she swing her hips.

See how I spread her wide.

Watch how deep I slide inside.”