Just when you dreamed you were done with Gov. Blowhard, ABC News goes and puts his mug back on the screen.

The network big-shots must have decided they can live without their New Jersey audience. Because now, relief from his bloviation is as close as your remote.

For Americans who don't know Chris Christie as well as we do, a warning: If he stumbles across the truth, it's purely random chance.

A few entertaining examples from the tall stock of lies:

Remember the claim of "friendship" with the King of Jordan that justified all those expensive gifts? He later couldn't remember his name.

How about his claim that he wasn't on the beach that day during last summer's shutdown? Until we showed him those infamous photos.

But here's one directly on point: At a breakfast in Cleveland during the GOP's 2016 convention, a high-school girl asked him what he intended to do after he left his job as governor. When he vowed to remain a silent observer of politics, those of us who knew him choked on our bagels.

"My role model for how I'm going to conduct myself after I leave office is President Bush 43, who despite unrelenting attacks by the president and his allies ... has never risen to the bait," Christie said. "He conducted himself with honor and dignity ... If people want my opinion on things I'll be happy to give them privately."

Oh, also, he'll share them on national TV.

Granted, the man is funny and smart, and he'll get his share of viewers. But for most of us in New Jersey, the answer to this nuisance is just a click away.

Hello, CBS and NBC!

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