Nextbigthing Interactive is recruiting!

Are you a hot blooded software engineer who dream of working for the next Uber, except for sex toys? Then you are our man!

What we looking for:

Pure breed, born programmer who begins every conversation by saying:"I wrote my first line of code when I was 3" and "I learned to malloc and free memory before I learned to tie my shoes hahahhahaha (socially awkward laughter)". Hell, your granddad started programming in the 50s with punch cards. Your father was a COBOL wiz.

Superhuman coder:You don't use flow charts or block diagrams. You despise commenting. You constantly try to squeeze 20,000 lines of codes in one single file. Others call your codes a dangerous bowl of intangible spathetti ridden with disastrous UB, but you understand what you do is binary peotry.

All rounder: You have rich experience with C/C++, you are a master at java, your python skills are inmeasurable, you picked up ruby in one afternoon, you chew haskell for breakfast. You released super hot & sexy apps on both iOS and android platforms. At Nextbigthing interactive, we only want employees with extraordinary versatility to perform challenging, albeit sometimes trivial day to day tasks. P.S. photoshop and CorelDRAW is a strong plus.

The first round of interview will be held in a starbucks, that's right, at nextbigthing interactive, we like to keep it casual. We believe local group isn't nessarily the limit. But don't take my word for it, ask our snack bar and unlimited supply of diet coke!

Salary & Benefits: 30,000 dollars annally + $5000 sign up bonus + free accomadation (in the back of my Ford van) + company shares

Contact: 1-555-777-hire

Add: 477 Techbro Drv. Palo Alto, CA

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