THE REBEL AMERICANSKNOW OF OUR ATTACK ?!

HOW ?

FIRE AT WILL !

( all screaming )

( phone ringing )

YES ?

YOUR MAJESTY,THE ATTACK HAS FAILED.

WE WERE... UNABLE TO ENDTHE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.

I SEE...

( blam ! )

WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'VESAVED OUR COUNTRY

FROM BRITISH RULE ONCE AGAIN.

YEAH, IT JUST PROVESWE NEED TO LEARN NOT TO

PROFILE ONE RACE OF PEOPLE.

BECAUSE ACTUALLY MOST OFTHE WORLD HATES US.

WELL, BAAHIR,I WAS THINKING THAT

MAYBE I OWE YOUAN APOLOGY.

REALLY ?

YES, BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT,TECHNICALLY, I DON'T.

BECAUSE BY BEINGSUSPICIOUS OF YOU,

I SAVED YOUR LIFE ANDEVERYONE ELSE'S.

SO, REALLY,YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

BUT THAT'S COOL.

YOU DIDN'TSAVE EVERYONE !

I DID !

YOU WERE JUST OUTHARASSING MUSLIMS !

BUT IF I HADN'T CALLED YOUIN THE FIRST PLACE

TO CHECK OUT THE MUSLIMS,

YOU WOULD HAVE JUST STAYEDIN BED SICK ALL DAY, RIGHT ?

MAYBE.

MAYBE ?

IF I HADN'T CALLED YOU,YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN

ON YOUR COMPUTER CHECKING OUTTHE CLINTON RALLY.

THAT MEANS MY INTOLERANCEOF MUSLIMS SAVED AMERICA.

THAT IS SOMISSING THE POINT.

ME BEING A BIGOTSTOPPED A NUCLEAR BOMB

FROM GOING OFF--YES OR NO ?

THAT'S NOT THE RIGHTWAY TO LOOK AT IT--

YES OR NO, KYLE ?

NO... NOT...NOT LIKE YOU'RE SAYING.

BUT THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

TODAY BIGOTRYAND RACISM SAVED THE DAY.

BAAHIR, YOU GET THIS,RIGHT ?

BAAHIR, GET AWAY FROMTHAT DISGUSTING CHILD !

GET BACK HOME AND STARTPACKING YOUR THINGS !

WE ARE LEAVING THISWHOLE INTOLERANT COUNTRY !

AWW !

OKAY, WHO GOT RID OFTHE MUSLIMS, HUH ?

THAT WAS ALL ME.

A SIMPLE THANK YOUWILL SUFFICE.