The results are in: Bernie won New Hampshire, with Buttigieg trailing closely behind. Meanwhile, Klobuchar is tenaciously hanging on to third place, Warren and Biden are rapidly becoming has-beens, and Yang and Bennet are out.

As always, Trump's takes on the Democrat presidential candidates are amusing and extremely pointed:

Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out. Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a “nice cold beer” with her husband! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 12, 2020

A very bad night for Mini Mike! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 12, 2020

Bootedgeedge (Buttigieg) is doing pretty well tonight. Giving Crazy Bernie a run for his money. Very interesting! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 12, 2020

Surprisingly, despite Trump running unopposed, the really interesting news is coming from the Trump campaign. Brad Parscale, Trump's campaign manager and chief data-tracker, is tweeting out some truly amazing statistics. First, they show that Trump is overperforming wildly in New Hampshire when compared to past incumbent presidents:

Enthusiasm for @realDonaldTrump is through the roof!



With approximately, 70% of precincts reporting, President Trump has surpassed the New Hampshire Primary vote total of every incumbent President running for re-election over the last four decades. — Brad Parscale - Text TRUMP to 88022 (@parscale) February 12, 2020

This surging enthusiasm shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who's been watching Trump's rock-concert rallies. The crowds are, if anything, even more enthusiastic than they were in 2016.

On Monday, Trump and Pence held a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire at the SNHU Arena, which seats up to 11,770 for concerts (and, presumably, for political rallies). Despite sub-freezing temperatures, some of his more fervent supporters camped out the night before to ensure that they got into the rally:

The turnout of @realDonaldTrump supporters before his New Hampshire rally should TERRIFY every Democrat.



Not even freezing temperatures or rain will stop the support for this President. pic.twitter.com/E8wPSL0v8n — The First (@TheFirstonTV) February 10, 2020

The rally itself, as has been the case with every Trump rally during this campaign season, was packed to the gills with wildly happy people:

Contrast the above footage with Elizabeth Warren trying to glad-hand in a New Hampshire restaurant:

But here are the numbers that should strike fear into the heart of all those Democrats shaking hands, pounding the pavement, and counting votes in New Hampshire and, soon, in South Carolina:

Big Data from New Hampshire:



✅ 52,559 Tickets



✅ 24,732 Voters Identified (41% From NH)



✅ 17% Didn’t Vote in 2016



✅ 25.4% Democrats



Thank You New Hampshire. Data Gold!



💥 — Brad Parscale - Text TRUMP to 88022 (@parscale) February 11, 2020

You read that right: 52,559 people sought tickets, and, of that number, 25.4% were Democrats, and 17% were people who couldn't get up the enthusiasm to vote in 2016. As a reminder, Trump lost New Hampshire in 2016 by only 2,736 votes.

Here's one other thing to keep in mind. President Trump recently tweeted out that he suspects that his real job approval is 62%:

95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party, a Record! 53% overall (plus add 9 points?). Corrupt Democrat politicians have brought me to highest polling numbers ever with the Impeachment Hoax. Thank you Nancy! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 10, 2020

What do you bet Trump knows something the rest of us don't know? Glenn Reynolds always warns against not getting cocky. He's right, but one can certainly be intrigued.