10. Margaery Tyrell Is The Big Bad Wolf

Look you made it this far and I wish I had something better to give you. This should be the strongest point of my closing argument but it’s not. They uh, both prey on small weak things? The Wolf is to the Three Little Pigs what Margaery is to the two weirdly young Lannister boys she married? Look I’m not even caught up on Thrones. In fact googling Margaery’s name spoiled her death for me so I’m pretty PO’d. This article robbed me of good television. Shrek never robbed me of anything. All that walking around in Thrones, it’s pretty much Shrek. Here are the last two pictures I guess.

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.