You'd think it would be a simple thing, to post a G. But my santa learned that finding a good "G" Keyring isn't as easy at it should be, and more challenging was sending it to me.

First it was sent to them, then re-posted my way. But the postal service had other plans - the G was thicker than a "large flat envelope" and they wanted a ransom. Their lair was only open until 1600, but if i signed away a piece of paper, they would bring the hostage to me in exchange for gold.

three tries were made, twice they missed me, on the third they couldn't make change for the sole large paper fiat i had. back to their lair!

finally, friday, 147 pennies in a small bag were exchanged for my precious.

and santa: that's the closest to what i've been looking for in the past 10 years, thanks!