Remember the good ol' days when we DIDN'T make excuses for pedophilia? Because in general, most of civilized society agreed active pedophiles should be taken out back and shot, right after having their faces melted off with nothing but the sun and an aptly focused magnifying glass (see No, Salon.com, I Don’t Need to ‘Understand’ the Plight of Pedophiles and Far-Left Salon Asking Sympathy for This Sick Pedophile… Again). Welcome to 2017, where someone thought up the grand idea of treating pedophilia not with lasers, but child sex dolls.

Yes, I really just had to write out that sentence.

I don't have the strength...

Scandinavian experts are urging the use of child-like sex dolls in a bid to stop pedophiles from abusing real life children. The Sexpo Foundation in Finland wants the disgusting dummies to be made available to pedophiles following a reported boom in imports in neighboring Norway. Norwegian cops revealed they are increasingly seizing creepy child-like sex dolls, mostly made in Hong Kong. More than 20 have been impounded by customs officials in the past six months. Child sex dolls are banned in Norway.

Leftism at its finest. And creepiest. People exhibiting bad behavior? Help them do it in a controlled environment. Make it "safe, legal and rare," problem solved. Get the government to fund it somehow to make it totes legit. This is like the push to set up centers that give heroin users controlled amounts of heroin, clean needles, and cookies from mom.

Only in this case... I'm really at a loss. Who the hell thinks of this stuff? Let's role play:

"Hey Sven, did you read about the rise of pedophilia and abused children in Norway?" "Yeah, someone should do something about it like..." "...create little boy and girl sex toys!" "Wait, what? Dafuq is wrong with you?"

And the left thinks we should be more like Europe.

Okay, so aside from the Ha Ha we had at this, let's be real for a second. Pedophilia is a problem. What some Scandinavian pervert did with a child sex toy is not a "cure" or a "treatment." It's simply a masking of the real issue: adults wanting to bang the kidlets. That's the problem which needs addressing. Not providing plastic and silicone alternative to the real deal.

Alas, this is where we are as a society. If you're a man who thinks he's a woman, wear a dress and use the ladies' room. If you're a man who thinks he's an alien, get all the plastic surgeries and wait for Scotty to beam you up. Think you're a cat? Crawl around on the floor and meow for the camera. Want to show a kindergartner some loving? Buy a child sex doll and freak it up.

Excuse me while I go cry.

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