I know some of you read that title and think “JT is being sensationalist!” No, I’m not, it’s just that satire is dead.

The Alliance Defending Freedom (formerly the Alliance Defense Fund) is a group which, ironically, works very hard to limit the freedom of gay people by preventing them from marrying. It was founded by some of Christianity’s most infamous leaders like Bill Bright (founder of Campus Crusade for Christ) and James Dobson.

I hope they weren’t taking their hiring cues from the almighty, because one of their lawyers just got caught being very, very bad.

A Manchester lawyer took a teenage girl to Canada, had her engage in sexual activity and convinced her to let it be filmed, according to federal indictments. FBI agents swiftly arrested Lisa Biron yesterday morning as she awaited a hearing on child pornography charges at Manchester’s district court. About 9 a.m. FBI agents entered the courtroom, told Biron to leave her belongings and took her into an adjoining conference room where she remained for several minutes before coming out in handcuffs. Outside, Biron ducked her head below the backseat window of a white vehicle as it was driven away from the courthouse. A few hours later in U.S. District Court in Concord, Biron, who is associated with a national coalition of Christian lawyers, was formally told of the federal charges against her: transportation with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity, possession of child pornography and five counts of sexual exploitation of children.

I can only imagine what she said to the police: “It’s ok guys, we’re not married.” Because two consenting adult women is immoral and a threat to society.

Maybe she just needs more Jesus? That will surely be the message from the ADF. Although, Jesus was watching the whole time and didn’t do anything. Perhaps Jesus should be arrested as well? Yeah, going to throw out something crazy here, but maybe what she needs instead of Jesus is some god damn empathy for other human beings!!!