Hi Redditors!

My pet human came home the other day with a parcel for me. Apparently she told other people how much I liked getting treats and new toys, and a secret group of new friends delivered!

And boy did they send me the good stuff! I got a whole bunch of new treats in my favourite flavours. My human gave me a couple and they were awesome. I had to wait to get more until she went to work, but once she was gone I had a whole package all to myself! There was even an extra special package with tuna, which I've never had before. Don't tell my human, but I think I like them even more than what she makes for me...

Then I found my new favourite toy. At first it was crinkly and soft, so I rolled all over it and dragged it into my hiding spot in the closet. And then guess what?! I found FEATHERS! And if you roll on it juuuust right, it chirps at you like the magpies in the window! It's my new favourite toy, and it's perfect to play with late late at night (or early early in the morning) when my human is trying to sleep. She likes it so much she keeps trying to take it for herself then, but she always lets me play with it when she's at work.

My human was squeaking all over about the nice family of new friends who wrote us a lovely note. I was excited to hear all about my new friends out east, but then their pet human even drew their pictures so I could see them too! My human says sleepydaimyo must be a famous artist, because the letter was beautiful. She even took it to show her other friends so they can see how awesome all of Reddit is!

Thank you for the lovely presents, new kitty friends! You're all awesome!

So long (and thanks for all the fish!) Jack (& 1cuteducky, the pet human)