If Tatar was in my 1st period doghouse, I'm putting Gus Nyquist in the 2nd period doghouse. He's just annoying me now. I don't know exactly what it is. Too many moves? Too much finesse? Just shoot the puck or something and score. And while we're at it. Hey Henrik Zetterberg, you have a beautiful beard and you're really handsome, we all understand that, but the whole not scoring thing . Let's fix that next period. I'm wearing your shirsey instead of my Shirtuzzi. I'm counting on you. I need your Winter Classic winking gif to be a 3rd period "I got this fucking shit" gif. Put us on your surgically repaired back and let's go for a fucking ride to round two. My heart can't handle watching a Game 7 while at work on Wednesday. I'd like to marry my fiancee in September. I'd prefer not to have a heart attack and die before that happens. Celebratory fun tonight. Not later. Do it now. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Let's all do it together. This 3rd period is going to be fun. F-U-N. FUN. Let's go.