I’ve Been Injecting Toxic Masculinity Into My Ass and Now I’m Fucking Jacked

Listen up bro. I’ve discovered a muscle-building supplement unlike any other and if you want to get JACKED like me, I have found the key.

Two words broseph: TOXIC. MASCULINITY.

Now I know you’re probably thinking, “Bro? Toxic masculinity? I’m a feminist. I don’t fuck with that stuff. Plus I want to get jacked the natural way,” and I hear you. Trust me bro, I was once just like you.

I was doing everything the “right way.” High protein, heavy weights, respecting women, etc. But guess what? That shit only got me so far. Yeah, I put on some muscle and a banged some Tumblr broads, but was I going to get 24-inch pythons from writing supportive comments on my female friend’s enraged Facebook statuses?

Nah man, not at all.

So I thought, “what would a REAL MAN do?” A real man would do what he had to do. No more bitching, no more excuses. I copped a bottle of toxic masculinity and started injecting 500 ccs of that shit straight into my ass twice a day.

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The results? I feel, and more importantly look, FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. My muscles are so fucking huge I think they might burst right through my skin. I got in three fights last week and I WON every one. I’ve also been WINNING with the ladies: every night a different chick. Nothing and no one can stop me. WOOOOOOO! It’s good to be me.

And for that I only have one thing to thank:

TOXIC MASCULINITY.

Toxic masculinity helped me turn my life around, and more importantly, MOST IMPORTANTLY, get fucking JACKED! So are you gonna step up and make the right choice when it comes to toxic masculinity? Or are you just gonna stand there like a pussy and let me smash you? The choice is yours.

Article by Hard Style Staff @REALpunknews