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RBR finds out about Ricciardo

00:00 - 00:03 Behind me is a second place trophy.

00:04 - 00:05 It reads "Monaco 2016".

00:05 - 00:07 And it came from approximately here.

00:08 - 00:12 It was won by Ricciardo, just yesterday,

00:12 - 00:15 yet he could have had P1.

00:17 - 00:19 What do you mean

00:19 - 00:21 "could have had P1"?

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Marko

00:27 - 00:28 The mechanics...

00:31 - 00:33 The mechanics botched a pitstop

00:34 - 00:36 and it cost Daniel the race.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out, except for the idiots in charge of strategy, and the head mechanic.

01:13 - 01:15 We are Red fucking Bull Racing!

01:15 - 01:17 Red fucking Bull Racing!

01:18 - 01:23 We lost the race in the fucking pits?

01:25 - 01:28 Who are we, Williams?

01:29 - 01:31 Are we a team of idiots?

01:31 - 01:34 The fucking pit crew cost us victory?

01:34 - 01:37 They are shit, all of them!

01:37 - 01:40 Do we look like fucking backmarkers to you?

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. Marko, we are third in the WCC.

01:42 - 01:46 Third place is worth nothing! Nothing more than last!

01:46 - 01:48 Mr. Marko, we have the best chassis.

01:48 - 01:52 What is a chassis worth when we lose races in the pits?

01:53 - 01:54 It is worth nothing!

01:56 - 01:57 And that's not to mention the engine.

01:57 - 02:00 A fucking Renault behind us!

02:00 - 02:03 I could push the fucking car faster!

02:04 - 02:08 How are we going to win?

02:08 - 02:13 We cannot with a shit car and incompetent mechanics and no race strategy!

02:14 - 02:16 And what do you all do?

02:17 - 02:21 You stand around and do nothing when Daniel boxes!

02:27 - 02:29 This is too much.

02:30 - 02:34 And Verstappen. The child.

02:34 - 02:36 Crashing out twice!

02:41 - 02:42 Overhyped.

02:43 - 02:47 You put a teenager in a car in Monaco, what do you think will happen?

02:48 - 02:53 He's going to crash, hard, you simpletons.

02:54 - 02:56 But that's okay, right?

02:56 - 02:59 Ricciardo will win, won't he?

03:00 - 03:02 But you fucked it up!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, Max won last week.

03:14 - 03:16 What shall we do now?

03:19 - 03:23 We can't fire all the crew. There are too many.

03:25 - 03:26 They're good people.

03:31 - 03:33 Fire the tyre carriers.

03:40 - 03:46 They were the one's whose fault it was, was it not?

03:46 - 03:49 They are replaceable, unskillled.