For those of you who don't remember, our primary purpose in highlighting the stylings of America's Dumbest Congressman is to point out that this person is actually in charge of writing our nation's laws. And he, like a great many of his compatriots, is a stone-cold moron. A lunatic. A crackpot. A man who in any other country would likely have to make due with holding up badly spelled rants on cardboard signs while shouting to passing cars that the ocean's oysters are fed up with our predations and they will have their revenge, they will, they are growing tiny little legs just for that purpose—but in America we elect these people to Congress, apparently because states like Texas think it is funny. It is not funny, Texas. You are a bad state and you should feel bad.

The congressman then quoted from the book of Hosea to suggest that America is facing God’s wrath because “nations are made to account when they put leaders in place that persecute those who are trying to follow the words of God.”

Holy crap, the man is book-reading. And he's probably reading the pages in order; nobody tell him about the Jesus bits, we don't want to spoil it for him.

And with this, we have fulfilled our obligation to look in on Rep. Louie Gohmert, also known as America's Dumbest Congressman, from time to time to make sure he is not sticking forks in wall outlets or trying to swallow one of his own socks. We will continue to watch over him as best we can, at least until the eventual Republican nominee declares him their vice presidential pick. After that he's their problem.