After some tense negotiations, Human Centipede: First & Full Sequence stars Dieter Laser (terrifying, shriveled German) and Laurence R. Harvey (wretched little roundie) have been confirmed to be reuniting with digestive system vanguard Tom Six on his trilogy closer. And just as poop magically becomes food in these films, so too will the actors be taking on exciting new roles.

According to a statement to EW from producer/sister/Star Trek: TNG planet Ilona Six, Laser and Harvey will play lead roles in The Human Centipede: Final Sequence, but not as the respective recycling enthusiasts they played in the first two films. Now they'll instead be joining forces as a villainous duo "with a storyline no one will expect." Unless what you're expecting is over 500 people connected ass-to-mouth in a nauseating display of what you can get a background artist to do for a day's pay, which is what Tom Six already said we can expect.

While news of Laser and Harvey return was already blogged and re-blogged in a graphic chain of news distribution last March, shortly after there had been a falling out between the Sixes and Laser, whom Ilona claimed had grown his ego "to laughably big proportions," perhaps as big as 500 egos long. This latest press release also clears up any ill will there, with Laser giving the only touching statement ever given about the Human Centipede series, saying, "I never ever would have thought that all our differences and misunderstandings would in the end lead to an even deeper and warmer understanding and appreciation of each other."

Finally, Ilona Six claims the new film will feature an appearance from a surprise "big American celebrity." So also figure Nicolas Cage will be in this.