This official driver's guide of the government of Pakistan's Northwest Province features tips like "Quit stepping on those breaks for NO REASON!" It's the most unintentionally hilarious driving safety guide ever.


In addition to instructions and what you'll need ("vehicle, confidence"), the short "How To" features important tips and warnings like:

Please try driving AT LEAST the speed limit. We have places to be; people to see.


Move away from drivers that are constantly stepping on their breaks. They are insecure. They cause accidents.

Given what we've seen and what we've read about what it's like to drive in Pakistan — and what we've experienced ourselves with taxi drivers in New York City — this explains so much. (Hat tip to Benjamin!)

[NWFP.gov.pk]