(I am bagging some fish for a customer who is setting up a new tank.)

Me: “Alright, here are your fish. If you’d like to follow me, I can show you where the fish food is.”

Customer: “Fish food? You mean I have to feed them?”

Me: “Well, yes, unless you want them to die.”

Customer: “But I don’t have time to feed any pets. Don’t you have an animal I don’t have to feed?”