If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star.

So, Data, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast,

but still the trip will last and last.

We'll have two days till we arrive,

but can the Indrans there survive? Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine. LaForge: But sir, the engines are offline! Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!

Please make is so, please make it so! Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't,

we can't, we mustn't, and we shan't.

The danger here is far to great. Picard: But surely we must not be late! Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be?

Who lit the fire? Riker: Not me. Worf: Not me. Picard: Computer, how long till we die? Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye. Data: May I suggest a course to take?

We could, I think, quite safely make

extinguishers from tractor beams,

and stop the fire, or so it seems... Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!

Again I say, hurray! Hurray! Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.

You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi: We still must save the Indran planet- Data: Which, by the way, is made of granite... Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.

We understand-we get your gist.

But can we get our ship to go?

Please, make it so, please make it so. Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires,

and that's what started all the fires. Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no!

We need to go! We need to go! Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy,

and lock him up, and ask him why? Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental.

I say give him problems dental. Troi: Are any Romulan ships around?

Have scanners said that they've been found?

Or is it Borg or some new threat

that we haven't heard of yet?

I sense no malice in this crew.

Now what are we supposed to do? Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us.

They cry out, Help us, clothe us, feed us!

I can't just sit and let them die!

A doctor must attempt-must try! Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon. *Commercial break, commercial break.

How long will these dumb ads take?* Worf: The saboteur is in the brig.

He's very strong and very big.

I had my phaser set on stun-

A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!

He would not budge, he would not fall.

He would not stun, no, not at all!

He changed into a stranger form,

all soft and purple, round and warm. Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?

Did you see this creature morph? Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly,

hit him on the jaw-quite squarely. Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend!

Our troubles now are at an end. Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly,

and orbit yonder Indran sky! Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...? Geordi: Yes, sir, we can. Picard: Then make it so!



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