Medical scams like Theranos are as American as America itself. (© Syda Productions/Adobe, left, and on right, photo credit: Drew Kelly, Courtesy of HBO)

The huckster understands what people want – an easy route to good health -- and figures out just how to provide it as long as no one asks too many questions.

"Americans are very much prone to this sort of thinking: Give me a pill or give me a magical bean that can make me lose weight!"

The keys to success: Hoopla, fancy technology, and gullibility. And oh yes, one more thing: a blood sample. Well, lots and lots of blood samples. Every testing fee counts.

Sound familiar? It could be the story of the preternaturally persuasive Elizabeth Holmes, the disgraced founder of Theranos who stands accused of perpetrating a massive blood-testing fraud. But this is a different story from a different time, one that dates back 100 years but sounds almost like it could unfold on the front page of The Wall Street Journal today.

The main difference: Back then, watchdogs thought they’d be able to vanquish fake medicine and scam science. Fat chance, it turned out. It seems like we’re more likely to lose-weight-quick than make much of a dent into quackery and health fraud.

Why? Have we learned anything at all over the past century? As we sweep into a new decade, experts says we’re not as advanced as we’d like to think. But the fight against fraud and fakery continues.

Quackery: As American As America Itself

In the 17th century, British healers of questionable reputation got a new name — “quack,” from the Dutch word “quacksalver,” which originally referred to someone who treats others with home remedies but developed a new meaning along the lines of “charlatan.” And these quacks got a new place to sell their wares: the American colonies.

By 1692, a Boston newspaper advertised a patent medicine that promised to cure “the Griping of the Guts, and the Wind Cholick” and – for good measure – “preventeth that woeful Distemper of the Dry Belly Ach.” A couple centuries later, the most famous woman in the United States wasn’t a first lady or feminist but a hawker of nostrums named Lydia Estes Pinkham whose “vegetable compound” promised to banish “female complaints.” One advertisement suggested that the “sure cure” would have saved the life of a Connecticut clergyman whose wife killed him after suffering from feminine maladies for 16 years.

By the early 20th century, Americans were fascinated by electricity and radiation, and both healers and hucksters embraced the new high-tech era. Men with flagging libidos, for example, could irradiate their private parts with the radioactive Radiendocrinator or buy battery-powered electric belts equipped with dangling bits to supercharge their, um, dangling bits.

The Rise of the Radio Wave ‘Cure’

Enter radionics, the (supposed) science of better health via radio waves. The idea was that “healthy people radiate healthy energy,” and sickness could be reversed through diagnosis and re-tuning, write Dr. Lydia Kang and Nate Pedersen in their 2017 book “Quackery: A Brief History of the Worst Ways to Cure Everything.”

Detecting illness and fixing it required machinery — Dynamizers, Radioclasts and Oscillocasts – that could cost hundreds of dollars each. Thousands of physicians bought them. Fortunately, they could work remotely, for a fee. The worried-and-potentially-unwell just needed to send a blood sample and, of course, a personal check.

Sting operations revealed radionics to be bogus. A skeptic sent a blood sample to one radionics practitioner in Albuquerque who reported back with news of an infected fallopian tube. In fact, the blood sample came from a male guinea pig. As an American Medical Association leader reported, the guinea pig “had shown no female characteristics up to that time, and a postmortem examination yielded no evidence of ladylike attributes.”

When Quackery Refused to Yield

The rise of bogus medical technology in the early 20th century spawned a watchdog industry as organizations like the American Medical Association swept into action, said medical historian Eric Boyle, author of 2012’s “Quack Medicine: A History of Combating Health Fraud in Twentieth-Century America.”

“When quackery was recognized as a major problem, the people who campaigned for its demise were confident that they could get rid of it,” he said. “A lot of people believed that increased education, the truths of science, and laws designed to protect consumers would ultimately drive quackery from the marketplace. And then throughout the century, as modern medicine developed, and more effectively treated one disease after another, many observers remained confident in that prediction.”