If you’re needing tattoo ideas- how about a cock watch?

Straight men sometimes have too much time on their hands and they have to come up with bizarre ideas to keep themselves entertained- and that’s where the cock wristwatch came from.

Simply tattoo a clock on your cock, whip it out at every social occasion and delight your friends and lovers with your meaty timepiece. And as a bonus, it tells the right time twice a day!