Top 10 Rules for Living Life

1. The rules of others are there to be bent, not broken entirely.

2. No third chances.

3. Overdress.

4. Know too much.

5. When you're close to quitting, you're just about there.

6. If you lie, be specific.

7. Never cheat, ever. Not on a man, not on an exam, and not on the morning sudoku or crossword puzzle.

8. Be nice to your waiter or waitress.

9. Don't take shit. Not from anyone.

10. Always keep a sense of humor.

