One thing they don’t tell you before getting breast augmentation is that everyone can tell they’re fake. Some people won’t say anything. Some people may compliment you. Some may ask about it. But everyone can tell they’re fake. The nice thing about fake t~~~ let you know at a glance everything you need to know about a woman’s character. That and tattoos on more than 10% of the skin or a bunch of piercings, etc.

It’s kind of like those neon colored poisonous frogs in the Amazon rain forest or the markings on a coral snake. If you see that s~~~, stay away.

From personal experience, if your wife wants boobies, just file the papers now.

They also don’t tell you that implants don’t age well. She looks like a used up porn star now but in 15 years she’ll look like a tranny.