Due to the complete irrelevance of u/LoneConservative/LoneKKKonservative these days I was going to skip him but since he so kindly asked for his very own profile I felt obliged.

Personality 4/10

If given the opportunity to have a beer with either LC or Barosa I'd pick LC 10 out of 10 times. For that he scores a 4/10.

Credibility on Reddit 0/10

Hahahahaha...next.

Self-esteem 8/10

He legitimately doesn't give a fuck about anyone including himself.

Intelligence 1/10

Like Old man Flagg, LC is dumber than than bricks. My 7 year old can spell better than him. He is a graphic designer by trade so he is obviously poor and unemployed.

Likelihood to have a girlfriend 0/10

Hahahahaha...next.

Likelihood to have a drinking problem 0/10

You might consider his daily binge drinking a problem but LC sees it as his best quality, and I would tend to agree. I mean if you were LC wouldn't you have a drinking problem too? If I were LC I'd have a noose tying problem in that I don't know how to tie a noose and that would be a huge problem.

Overall likability 4/10

He is so pathetic that I can't help but kinda appreciate the guy. Now that he isn't able to ban me like a pussy I simply see him as this weak little drunk who saves his assistance cheque for a cheap bottle of sherry and a 10 minute Vietnamese RnT on Jasper Ave.

Sense of humour 6/10

Let's be honest here...he likes to laugh and has the old zinger.

Likelihood that I would be friends with him IRL 0/10

There is a better chance that he is employed or married.