Sorry Patriots fans. You may have the best team in football, but opposing fan bases do not want to date you. If you’re a Rams fan, congratulations! Maybe it’s the southern California sun, or maybe it’s because you’re team doesn’t exactly win much, but you have the most dateable fan base in the NFL.

Fanatics surveyed 2,900 fans asking different questions from would you rather date someone from an opposite political party or a fan of your rival to giving up sex for a year versus dating someone from a divisional foe. Now we have all the answers to questions I don’t really think many people were asking.

This is a real shot to Patriots fans who are used to winning on the football field, but they are losing off the field when it comes to dating. Basically, no one wants to date them. I can’t understand why. Who wouldn’t want to date a loud, obnoxious, winner with a persecution complex? At least the Patriots have the best looking quarterback duo in the NFL. Pats fans have that going for them. The Patriots are followed by the Cowboys, Steelers, Packers, and Falcons. Well this just sounds like jealousy. All those teams win. Winning breeds jealousy. This is flawed.

The most dateable teams are the Rams, followed by the Lions, Cardinals, Bills, and Chargers. Most of those teams are harmless. I get the Rams, Cardinals, and Chargers. Their fans live in warm weather and have to be attractive year round. I don’t get the Lions and Bills. Have these respondents even been to these cities? Maybe it’s about the loveable loser factor.

There’s a bunch of other information, but now we know to hide our allegiances when we go on first date — especially if we’re Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers or Packers fans. Actually, just go with it. Those fanbases didn’t exactly become what they are by being quiet and taking insults sitting down.