Wild imagination is not a crime, and sharing it for a good laugh ain't either. Since the time BJP MLA from Rajasthan Gyan Dev Ahuja shared a speck of his fantasies about Delhi's Jawaharlal Nehru University, its students and the life in JNU, all those who know at least a bit about JNU are rolling on the floor and laughing.

Yeah, 'ROFL'ing!

Wait, you don't know what he has said about JNU and its students? Read here, and please, don't you dare laugh, you bloody anti-national!

1) 3,000 beer cans and bottles are used in the campus. Obviously, somebody should have drank it!

2) 3,000 condoms (what precision) and anti-pregnancy injections (we need to ring him up and ask whether it's inclusive or exclusive, sorry!) are used daily by the students!

Stress on 'DAILY'.

3) JNU students dance naked after 8 pm (of course, not during the day, you idiots!) as part of cultural programmes (by the feel of it, let us assume this happens on a 'daily' basis too.)

4) 10,000 cigarette buds and over 4,000 bidi parts (come on, don't judge now, there are poor students too) are found on the campus , again, 'daily'.

We really would love to know who went around that humungous campus, picking and counting cigarette buds.

A map of JNU campus. Yes, the campus is this big! Photo: JNU official website A map of JNU campus. Yes, the campus is this big! Photo: JNU official website

It's not over yet. Here's the biggest problem, and they sure should be 'anti-nationals' to do this.

5) 50,000 bones, small and big, are found in the campus everyday. To quote Gyan Dev (what an apt name), "They gorge on meat... these anti-nationals," (yes, yes, this is a close translation of course!)

You can watch him declaring all these details, reading out from a paper.

BJP MLA Gyan Dev Ahuja talks about JNU, in Alwar (Rajasthan) (22/02/16)https://t.co/oa7JxVqlIx ANI (@ANI_news) February 23, 2016

Now, we thought we'd do some background check about this BJP MLA, and all it took was simple 'Google'-ing. Here's what we found.

Gyan Dev was born in 1950 and got married in 1978. He is a BA (Ist year) and had been a journalist at one point of time. (Sorry, journalists!)

Gyan Dev with actor Poonam Dhillon. Photo: FacebookMukulSharma Gyan Dev with actor Poonam Dhillon. Photo: FacebookMukulSharma

Gyan Dev used to be a member of the Committee of Estimates "A" and is now the Chairman of the same.

(That's how you grow, boy!)

For those who are wondering what an 'Estimates Committee' is, here's the answer. It is a Parliamentary Committee consisting of 30 Members, elected every year by the Lok Sabha from among its Members. The Chairman of the Committee is appointed by the Speaker from among its members. The Committee's function is to study and suggest alternative policies to bring out efficiency and economy in administration and to suggest how Estimates should be presented to Parliament.

Pardon us, that was too much 'Gyan'.

Back to Gyan Dev, his house has a rather fancy name - "Apna Gahr Shalimar", which means "our house is abode of love".

Awww, right?



Now, to those of who won't take offense, let us also tell you his father's name is Hot Chand Ahuja.

#JustSaying



Twitterati don't forgive such opinions, or we should say, any opinion. Here are some of the tweets that burnt the MLA.

(Check out the whole thread of the tweet below, the guy went nuts over this!)



Padma Award for BJP MLA 'Gyan Dev Ahuja', for counting 3000 used condoms on daily basis. ? (@AwaraBhanvra) February 23, 2016

Rajasthan BJP MLA says that JNU students use over 3000 condoms daily, whereas his poor father couldn't afford even one in those days. Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) February 23, 2016