I can only imagine how awesome this game would be if I ever played it. Just think of the fantastic visual adventure I could go on! It features rippling water, falling rain, waving trees & grass and advanced graphical effects!

The mind-bending puzzles I could overcome or keep me up at night! And the features go on! You won't even believe these features baby. Just check out "Zip Mode in classic navigation – hold down to keep walking." BUY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW. You can hold a button down to keep walking. Is this some futuristic tech they somehow gained knowledge of to blow our minds? I think so.

This game is truly a masterpiece. How could it not be? It's right in the title! So it must be true. You can take the game's word for it. Games never lie! Unless you play Portal. Then you might get lied to about cake.

I don't know about you, but I know what I'll be doing today, which is totally imaging all the fun I'll have playing this game! Woohoo!