BearMe clan sends PandaBearMe to Dreamhack Austin

For hundreds of years people have been asking when the next BearMe will step foot in a starcraft LAN.

Today your prayers have been answered, and PandaBearMe will be playing in the open bracket of Dreamhack Austin 2016. The BearMe clan was considering sending more Bears to the Open bracket, but concluded it would be unfair to the viewers due to the predictable nature of the results. So therefore PolarBearMe will be playing in the CSL match representing UC Berkeley against Temple University. PolarBearMe will not be taking the ace spot, so that Temple has a fighting chance.



As throughout history, when a bombshell news story is dropped there must be a Q/A. But due to safety reasons, no non-Bear can be permitted into the BearMe Den without thorough background checks and goverment approval.

So the Bear's Leader, PandaBearMe, will be conducting a self-interview.



Interviewer: How are you doing PandaBearMe?

Panda: I'm glad you asked, Panda. Besides that mix up with the raccoons last week, I'm doing fantastic.

Interviewer: Would you like to go into more detail about this incident?

Panda: That's personal business. I don't come into your house and ask why your kids have bruises.



Interviewer: So panda, why now? The Bears have been in hibernation for centuries with no sign of activity till now.

Panda: Over the years the Bears have come when they were needed, silently through the shadows, restoring the balance. Now, the time has come for the bears to help again. We can't explain why, but through this starcraft tournament, the balance will be restored.



Interviewer: So Panda are you going to go all out on your opponents, or are you worried about demoralizing them so much that they quit?

Panda: Yes



Interviewer: So panda how many sows do you lay per night?

Panda: I'm glad you asked that question, Steve.

Interviewer: No, it's Isaac.

Panda: Eliza? What?

Interviewer: What?

Panda: What?



Interviewer: So panda are you concerned about the steady decline in panda numbers each year?

(After the question, Panda threw his chair across the room in a fit of rage, and then proceeded to beat up my kid and fuck my wife).

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