Face value of most of these things is $10, but to get a coveted neck warmer like the first rendition of a Tetris-themed scarf, or the holy grail—an original "No Pity"-emblazoned scarf from the Timbers' USL days—you might have to trade a firstborn child, after weathering intense discussion about whether or not it's kosher to trade children for scarves. Heck, I might get blocked from Scarf Club for writing about Scarf Club. But on the bright side? If that happens, somebody might make a scarf about it.