As a hiker, proper hydration has always been a top priority. But none of my water bottles give me the fluids I so sorely need! Heavy containers! Wide rims! How am I supposed to prevent dehydration if at least half of my precious aqua ends up spilled onto my shirt?? Is there no respite for my unquenchable sorrows?!?! It certainly seemed like it, that it, until salvation was delivered to my doorstep in crisp manila packaging. When I opened it up, I felt like I had been visited by a bubble-wrapped guardian angel! My disney santa had bestowed upon me not just a mere water bottle, but a lightweight, brand-new, shimmering, delightfully illustrated, BPA-free Minnie Mouse Canteen! And the best part? It has a small spout!! Finally, I am free from the humiliation of constantly dribbling on myself! Words cannot describe how good it feels to have a dry shirt at last!

Thank you, Santa! You're the real hero.