by the Bonk's Mullet Staff



Here are all of your previous Tweets of the Week.





Week 5 was a complete 180 degree turn for the Ottawa Senators. After an ugly three straight losses in week 4, the team crawled back up the standings with three straight victories and now sits just 1 point outside a wildcard playoff spot, or at least that's how we think the playoffs work. Here are some jokes people told on the internet this week:





Montreal: Ottawa 4 - Montreal 1 (Nov. 7)

Reminder to @ErikKarlsson65 for Thursday: Bell is based out of Montreal. They are responsible for this evil.

— Adnan (@sens_adnan) November 6, 2013

Crazy promotion at the CT Centre tonight: fans look under their seats, if they find a red sticker they're on the hook for a player's salary

— Mike Obrand (@HabsLaughs) November 7, 2013

Gryba tried to borrow Karlsson's phone to call Eller, but couldn't get any service. #Bell

— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 8, 2013

Bryan it's ur nephew Tim...Tim MURRAY. U know that new starting goalie ur looking for? *holds phone up to the sound of Rene Bourque crying*

— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 8, 2013

BREAKING: lehner announces he will be the first NHL goaltender since 1974 to play without a mask

- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 8, 2013

Alfie didn't want to leave ottawa, but lehner told him to get out of his house. #lehnerfacts #sens

— James Mullins (@JamesMullins) November 8, 2013

lehner can make bob cole get the names right. #lehnerfacts

— Sens Underground (@sensunderground) November 8, 2013

Lehner makes the restaurant pay when on a date with a woman #LehnerFacts

- Steve On Sens (@SteveOnSens) November 8, 2013

Fixed MT @Senators : The Borocop with the puck from his 1st NHL goal tonight. Retweet to say "Congrats" to Mark! pic.twitter.com/JBrpSUGSbh

— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 8, 2013

Florida: Ottawa 3 - Florida 2 (Nov. 9)

Robin Lehner and Krys Barch stare down. NHL dot com has Barch listed at 6"2 210 pounds.... I don't think so. pic.twitter.com/wj7eOAZClo

— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 11, 2013

Miscellaneous

Re: Eller being upset that Gryba never called him about the hit in the playoffs.Re: Chris Neil leaving with an injury after getting hit in the face with a puck.