Graceful Dwarf

I was playing Swords and Wizardry one day with one of my uncles GM'ing. I was a Dwarven Cleric with scalemail and low dexterity, viewed by my stealthier companions as a bumbling fool. I pretty much set up the Orcish ambush in the ruins of a house, because not only was I not moving silently, I had also “liberated” several pots from the kitchen. I stumbled quite gracelessly into the basement and the arms of the waiting Orcs. I looked around the room for some advantage and saw a large oak table. I declared that my Dwarf would leap to the tabletop in a single bound.So my uncle had me do a dexterity/acrobatics check, which I then naturally rolled the best possible on. My uncle looked at the result thought for a moment then said, “ You execute a beautiful leap up on to the table like some graceful Dwarven Ballerina.”