Cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome, or TDS, are on the rise and nobody seems to know why. Some say that it might have something to do with President Donald Trump, but experts at the Centers for Disease Control assure us the hypothesis is unlikely. “TDS has nothing to do with Trump,” said the CDC director Robert Redfield during an interview with Flake News. When asked what the likely culprit is for this new disease, Redfield replied, “It probably stems from the influx of illegal immigrants over recent years, but who knows.”



Whatever the true cause of TDS, one thing can be said with certainty, it is terrifying. First, it affects the mind of the poor 'snowflake' in question. “It causes a sort of white-hot rage that is targeted toward our poor president,” Redfield said when asked about the first stage of the disease. “I don’t know why the focus is always on President Trump. It is just one of the many mysteries of science that will likely never be solved.”



After the first stage of the disease has taken full effect on the victim, vivid hallucinations begin. These delusions begin to convince the victim that our fair, great president is anything but great and fair.