You’ve heard of the Kentucky Derby being the fastest two minutes in sports? The most worthless two minutes, at least in terms of brain food, was CBS’ two minutes devoted to postgame sponsor Subway and its mouthpiece, Jared Fogle, in the studio yammering about this sandwich and that sandwich and the panelists weighing in on their favorites. I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to Subway for at least another month now. You’ve read how people thought the Focus on the Family ad during the Broncos-Patriots game was offensive? I thought Subway’s dog-and-pony show was offensive.

But we digress. CBS’ postgame after the Texans’ loss included shots of Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis and Texans running back Arian Foster exchanging autographed game jerseys after the game.

“We knew what was coming,” Lewis said. “I spoke to you guys earlier, man, and this young (Texans) team, they are so freaking fiery and they’ve got so many great pieces over there. I just take my hat off to the way they came and fought today, you know.

“More importantly, I take my hat off to my team. We knew it was going to be tough. They made some plays. We made some plays. At the end of the game, we made the plays that counted.”

Of Foster, he said his relationship with the running back is “past special, and that’s what I told him. I love him to death. I love him as a man. I love him as a brother. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him. I told you guys, I told him the same thing today, this ain’t about wins and losses. It’s about real relationships. It’s about relationships that create bonds, and that’s what we have. It will last a lifetime.”

Most of the conversation on CBS was about the Ravens and, of course, sandwiches, but Dan Marino offered this on the Texans: “You gotta think that if Matt Schaub was still healthy, this team could have gone a long way because of the way they run the ball and play defense.”

Added Shannon Sharpe, “I don’t think (the Ravens) will see a defense like this from the New England Patriots. The Houston Texans are special defensively.”

Over on KILT (610 AM), meanwhile, the “fire Jacoby Jones” bandwagon is in full swing after his muffed punt in the first quarter that led to a Baltimore touchdown.