Sitting on the pot today (Oops am I allowed to write out that loud?, Ain’t a lady got be sophisticated and all? Do girls even shit? You know what, I don’t care), I realized that I began blogging with a vision to vehemently express my views on things and subjects which I find disturbing, disturbing enough that I sleep with a mind full of questions, heavily weighing down on my soul.

For the past few years, I have spent time in Toronto and my home town Chandigarh. I have had this awesome opportunity to experience both side of the worlds and as much proud I am of India, I think Canada is far more tolerant, open and accepting than India ever will be.

We can go on blowing as many trumpets we want, “India sabse accha hai” “India mein culture hai” ya phir “Bhar ki ladkiyan toh bigdi hui hain’ and all that nonsense. The truth is that we are a country full of hypocrites and frankly, cry babies.

All India Bakchod and The Celebrity Roast

Whoa, how dare they do it? It is against our culture. Kitni gandi socch hai Inki. Seriously, grow up. I am not going to waste my precious words explaining what a celebrity roast means and what AIB Knockout was all about, there are like zillion articles doing the rounds on the same.

AIB did what they did, they are a team of creative young people who come up with stuff which one may or may not like. We are entitled to our own opinions right, after all democracy mein rehte hain hum. But why such a big controversy? I agree the jokes were a bit too much to take for weaker sophisticated morally correct stomachs, but hey they were jokes (Jokes, Get It?). There were explicit warnings and let’s face it we all knew there would be filth and swearing, full of adult humor (Woh kya hota hai?).

My problem with this whole controversy is that we try and act as if we are so pious that we have not ever sworn in our lives ( BTW it’s ok to say Bhen**** gali in front of your kids) and have never shared a dirty joke. We like to paint a pretty moral picture of our society where everything is chaste, a society where talking about sex is a Big No No!!

Aap mujhe ek baat batao, AIB Celebrity Roast comprised of a bunch of celebrities poking fun at each other, they took all the jokes upon themselves with a sporting spirit. Yes, the jokes were all about them, not us. Then, why are we feeling offended?

The News channels especially those disgraceful ones, were running prime time news criticizing AIB’s roast and oh my god, the story they weaved. According to a one channel, the story went something like ( Not the exact phrase), ” Dekho In Heroines Ko, Deepika, Sonakshi aur Alia. Yeh jo filmon mein bholi aur pyaari ladkiyon ka kirdaar nibhati hain, dekho kaise khil khila kar hass rahi hain”, well I guess that was the whole point of a comedy show, “Khil Khila Ke Hassna”!!!

Again my point, when people being made fun of did not have a problem being roasted in front of a public audience, who are we to judge and shout and honestly act like an uncontrollable child throwing tantrums.

I have never even heard of the NGO who has gone ahead and lodged a complaint or the one demanding an apology. Who are you people? Where are you when women and children get raped and assaulted, couples get killed over caste and religion?

Yaar, get a life. Do something good around you, there are people dying of cold and hunger, animals without home and a country begging us all to look after it and keep it clean. But hum yeh sab nahi karte, hum bas badi badi baatein karte hain, Bas!

I really don’t know what is becoming of our society, I hope we are able to look beyond these trivial issues and clean up our minds and thoughts and hopefully Prime Minister’s Swachh Bharat Abhiyaan might just be a huge success.

For those of you who haven’t read, the team of AIB has taken down the video and have spoken up about how they feel. Read their bit here.

And off I go to work.

I almost forgot to mention that moron, wahi censor board wala member, and his incredibly outrageous tweet!

Karan Johar could have easily shown his position while performing sex to his mom at home instead of making it public.#AIB Porn Show. — Ashoke Pandit (@ashokepandit) February 3, 2015

RIP Democracy, You just got roasted.

More Info on AIB Here.