AS DARING heists go, this was an untidy smash and grab on the dubious crown jewels in a Thomastown department store boasting Australia's largest range of adult ''fun'' products.

The only clockwork in this messy raid was the 4am-ish arrival of Slavisha Radovanovic and a relative at Sexyland in Settlement Road on February 29.

'Once inside Sexyland, the adult merchandise world was their oyster.' Credit:Rodger Cummins

The pair accessed the area through a hole in a cyclone fence and then smashed the glass doors of Sexyland, with Radovanovic suffering a serious cut to his leg.

As Heidelberg Magistrates Court yesterday heard, once inside, the adult merchandise world was their oyster.