Recently, I have been feeling nostalgic for all of the old cartoons that I watched when I was younger. So I got to thinking about “Voltron” and how the poorly they used strategy when fighting evil. If you get your ass kicked every time you go out with your separated lions, you should just stop doing that. Of course, I get that having them fight in lion form, then into Voltron, and then with the flaming sword was meant to sell more action figures and stretch out a story that should have taken five minutes to tell. Regardless, maybe if they planned better, Sven would still form the head instead of that idiot Keith.

James “Sven needs a comeback” Alvarez