My kids have had a few cats over the years, and that means that I have had to take care of them. As far as I can tell cats are, as a species, assholes. One cat prefered to piss in our fake houseplant as opposed to the litter box. The other liked to sharpen her claws on my favorite shirt. Assholes. The cats we had would never let you pet them more than twice before they sank tooth and claw into hands, arms, or face. Muska the cat, on the other hand, lets her people put tiny doll hands and feet on her paws.

I am pretty sure she is devising the most painful and unexpected method of murdering her people in that first image, or perhaps deciding if today is the day she runs out the door, never to return.

正月なんだから、これくらいの大きさの魚が食べたい。? #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #muska #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#エキゾ#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#meow#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#kitten A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Jan 1, 2017 at 8:06am PST

The cat is very creepy looking with that smushed face and doll hands and feet. I’d like to see her walk around with those things on.

人間まで、あと少し⁉️?? Evolution from cat to human⁉️ #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #catiloverclub #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#twitterweek#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#meow#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#kitten A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Jan 9, 2017 at 3:22am PST

しもしも‼️石黒賢⁉️ #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #catiloverclub #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#twitterweek#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#Instagramjapan#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#ふわもこ部 A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Mar 12, 2017 at 6:34am PDT

もう少し寝かせて…??? #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #muska #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#エキゾ#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#meow#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#kitten A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Jan 5, 2017 at 3:54pm PST

俺の足、臭い⁉️ #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #catiloverclub #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#twitterweek#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#meow#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#kitten A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Jan 6, 2017 at 7:04am PST

フミフミの真っ最中です。 #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #catiloverclub #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#twitterweek#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#meow#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#kitten A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Jan 5, 2017 at 4:44am PST

Please do not shoot my face. #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #catiloverclub #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#twitterweek#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#Instagramjapan#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#kitten A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Jan 23, 2017 at 12:36am PST

巡査：この猫が犯人だ。コイツに手錠をかけろ‼️??‍♀️ 部下：了解です‼️??‍♀️ #ムスカ#cats#cat#pets #pet #cute #catiloverclub #猫 #エキゾチックショートヘア#twitterweek#exoticshorthair#cat_features#instacat#catsgram#catsofinstagram#kitten#meow#catlover#catsagram#catlovers#cat_features#catlife#catlove#catsgram#cutecat#cutecats#meow#topcatphoto#kittylove#mycat#instacats#instacat#kitten A post shared by ムスカ(Muska)? (@exotic.toshi) on Dec 31, 2016 at 12:38am PST

[via Pleated Jeans and Archie McPhee via Laughing Squid]