Frequent collaborators Drake and French Montana have rewritten the man code with a very questionable slate of rules to live by.

Montana printed, framed, and posted the commandments to his Instagram account on Friday. Read the hella specific list below that covers topics from unprotected splashing to keeping it real with those close to you.

Thou shall never pillow talk or discuss business with a ting

On any import from the United States, Canada, Europe or any other region thou shall practice a maximum three-day export rule to avoid frustration

Thou shall always be honest with his brother about a splash

Thou shall never tell a ting about another man’s splash in order to execute his own splash

Thou shall only splash unprotected if the ting a must splash or you are too fry or you trust the vibe or you plan to keep the vibe for a minimum of 6 months with 4 interactions within the allotted time period

Thou shall always lie to protect a brothers reputation or chance of a splash conversion in the near or distant future

Thou shall be allowed to hunt in all jungles unless a trespass has been enforced verbally

Thou shall use communication with a brother to avoid being blindsided by other hunters and poachers