Uh No

That Sounds Like Itd Be Incredibly Silly And Not A Very Productive Use Of A Day

Not to mention that, despite how intimately familiar we are with one another, I somehow doubt we’d be able to capture many in our deceptory impersonation web. If for the mere reason that only one of us is a humanoid nightlight with horns.

Yeah Theres That Too

Though, for the sake of your entertainment, I suppose we could stand to do so for about five minutes.

Greetings and salutations, I am Kanaya. My areas of fascination include but are not limited to creating sorely underappreciated articles of clothing, gardening, and reading trashy vampire literature, any trace of trashiness within which I will vehemently deny if as much as suggested to me. I also take great pleasure in listening to the most embarrassing genres of Earth music possible, and consistently neglect making use of my headphones, causing my unfortunate matesprit Rose to go about her daily life surrounded by a consistent stratosphere of Cats and Kesha.

Hello My Name Is Rose I Enjoy Snark And Sarcasm And Small Fuzzy Kittens And Secretly Also Cuddling But Dont Tell Anyone Lest It Will Ruin My Flawlessly Maintained Unfeeling Ice Queen Facade Which Isnt Actually Fooling Anyone By This Point

I Also Have A Tragically Lacking Taste In Music

Lack The Proper Literature Assessment Abilities To Appreciate The Artistic Value Of Vampire Literature

Am Too Tiny In Stature For My Clothes To Be Able To Tolerate Wearing By Anyone Tall Enough To Actually Reach The Kitchen Cupboards

Hey!

And Do Extremely Terrible Kanaya Impersonations Seriously What That Is Not What She Sounds Like At All

Oh, really? Because as Kanaya Maryam, I find it to be astoundingly accurate.

No I Dont

You Dont

Ugh Whatever