It's not cyanide-laced grape Flavor Aid, but this stuff is like liquid crack to ants. No more foggers to turn your house into a Bhopal disaster. Now you can pretend to be the Jim Jones of the ant world.



Word to the wise: read the directions. Obviously, the people who rated this product with one star can't read. This product does not kill on contact or immediately. It destroys the ants' digestive system so it takes a little time. This is good because ants pass food between each other. By the time ants start dropping dead, the whole colony has had the Flavor Aid. This means the queen and the baby ants get the Jimmy-juice, too. All to the tune of Danzig's "Last Caress."



Heck, you'll be happier than Che Guevara killing masses of innocent people in the name of the Proletariat. You'll be chanting, "El Che Vive," and before you know it you'll be immortalized on little red ant shirts by idiot ant kids who have no clue you killed innocent ant women and ant children for little more than "getting on your toothbrush" or "walking around aimlessly by my sink."



PS: It is also a great way to figure out where the heck they're coming from. Then after they're all destroyed, you can seal up the spot with some caulk or duct tape.