It seems I’ve taken a weird turn in life. Again;

This time it isn’t about enlightenment, work, my medical condition or any of that stuff. This time it’s about everyone. Any living organism on this planet, and specifically those of the opposite sex.

I can’t stand assholes.

Not the derogatory term for an annoying or otherwise negative-association of the word with a person type, but instead the chocolate starfish, the bunghole, the poop chute, output device. The anus.

Why, may you ask? Well it’s simple guys and girls.

In recent months I have taken it upon myself to waste copious amounts of time to watch pornographic images, both moving and still as most unemployed Males do. They are great, until somewhere along the line I see, in this beautiful age of High Definition, an anus. Maybe it has a stray hair on it, or a freckle that looks like a piece of shit, or maybe even a dick up there.

But why RemadE, WHY does it bother you? Everyone shits.

That’s exactly it. Ok I will go into my medical condition a bit here as it gives the basis for it. In short I avoid eating food because of two reasons

It’s uncomfortable and I instantly think whenever I see anyone eating food “goddamn, you’re churning that into crap”

Having an Opiate problem means I crap out something that resembles a tree stump if I were to eat

So that was the basis. For some reason whenever I see a photo of a gorgeous woman that so many of us have tugged our todgers over in .JPG or .FLV format all I can think about when I see her in a position that openly reveals her poop chute is the screen filling with shit. The most ugly, heinous, retch-inducing load of crap that were to ever come out of her ugly internal side – a beautiful rendition, showing the stark contrast between the outer beauty and inner beast. The glorious vagina, and almost deathly anus. This goes for ANY girl I see. Even walking to Town just now.

I don’t know why. I really don’t. I can’t even fap without either bursting into fits of giggles or being sick (true story, I won’t discuss it here though as it involves others).

So what are the solutions?

I don’t know. I’ve stuck my dick in a coked up girl and I can tell you now that when smell-o-vision comes out you will never watch an anal scene again. You will also, like me, have nightmares that you are fucking a girl doggy style and they will unleash brown, semi-liquid stink sauce all over you – some splashing onto your chin and grimaced lips. I CAN’T ESCAPE IT! EVEN WHEN I TALK TO A HOT GIRL MY DOG SHITS ON MY SHOE!

It’s like I am drowning in a life of crap, both metaphorically, mentally and if I’m having a bad day – literally.