Hattori Hanzo, worry no more... about your tequila going bad. The ingenious folks over at Patrón have partnered with jewelry designer David Yurman to make the most badass tequila bottle stopper of all time: one that looks like a gold-encrusted sword.

The weighty, hilted wonder comes in its own case with a bottle of Patrón Añejo, and'll make you feel like the opposite of King Arthur, kinda, when you use it to stop all those sweet agave juices from escaping.