Directly inspired by this Twitter discussion that started here and here. We will try our best not to duplicate.

When you think about Florida football in 2017

When you wonder how Stanford pushes people around despite being a small school with high academic standards when your giant public university can’t dominate more than one game out of every four at the line of scrimmage

When you ask a Michigan Man anything

When your conference needs to expand but you’re out of options and you’re looking up the number of cable subscribers in Hartford

When the “guy who’s never missed on a recruiting scandal” on your message board says he’s got word that the NCAA really has something on your rival’s school and their dastardly coaches

When you ask Les Miles to explain Easter

When they play “Boomer Sooner” for the 500th time

When a four star QB is thinking about going to Alabama because “Coach Saban gets you in the NFL”

When you try to defend your prediction that Texas will win ten games and they ask you how they’re gonna do it

When you’re the SEC East

When you sleep on Temple and they beat the hell out of you

When the NCAA is too busy looking at Ole Miss to notice you’re still recruiting harder than ever

When you’re a Notre Dame fan