Imagine the best vacation ever. Are you imagining it? Okay, now imagine it better. Now, betterer. Okay, now take that dream vacation and throw it out the window of whatever 15 star castle run by dolphins you were dream vacationing in, because the one I'm about to describe is even better. How, you might ask? Because it involves the Obamas hanging with Oprah. And Tom Hanks. And Bruce Springsteen and.....TOTALLY MAYBE BUT ALSO MAYBE NOT BEYONCE!

Where is the evidence, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

This afternoon, The Cut alerted me to the fact that a Tahitian news outlet is reporting that Barack and Michelle Obama are continuing to do their vacations right (the rightest, really), and are currently on billionaire Larry Ellison's yacht touring French Polynesia. Also present: Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, and Oprah.

This makes sense.

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I totally believe that the Obamas are just having the time of it, water skiing, enjoying Oprah's air-dropped muffins, and karaoke-ing at night.

There is also bread on this boat.

Meanwhile, you know who else was in French Polynesia this week? The Carters.

"Beyonce and Jay-Z celebrated their anniversary and babymoon in Tahiti. They spent five nights at the Intercontinental Bora Bora and Thalasso Spa," a source told E! News. "They stayed in a secluded overwater villa on a private island only accessible by boat."

...And what are the Obamas on? A BOAT.

"They were very low key and rarely left the villa. Jay-Z went jet skiing several times and Beyoncé watched from the villa," the source continued. "They both swam in the water and relaxed on the deck."

You know who also loves water sports?

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Former President Barack Obama.

And do you know who loves Beyoncé?

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Former First Lady Michelle Obama.

And while the Obamas reportedly haven't hit Bora Bora yet and the Carters wrapped their trip and are back in LA, the Obama-Hanks-Springsteen-OPRAH contingent did make a stop at Le Taha'a Island earlier this week...which is just a stone's throw hurl from where Bey and Jay were staying.

A. Google needs to add a Yacht transportation option. B. I know I'm crazy, thank you.

ALSO, E! reports that after leaving their can-only-be-reached-by-a-boat villa, the Carters headed to the Brando Resort on Tetiaroa Island...the very same Brando Resort on Tetiaroa Island where Barack has been holed up working on his memoirs for the past three weeks before Oprah stormed in and pointed to him and Michelle shouting YOU'RE GETTING A VACATION AND YOU'RE GETTING A VACATION and dragged him onto Ellison's yacht. Or, you know, however that happened.

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Anyway, this is all to say that Barack and Michelle and Beyoncé and Jay Z and Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen and OPRAH (and I guess Larry Ellison because it would be rude not to include him) totally spent an afternoon somewhere in French Polynesia together playing Monopoly―the new version with the T-Rex and the rubber ducky pieces, because even though Tom Hanks was all but I want to be the thimble! Oprah insisted on playing with the penguin, and as we know, Oprah always wins.

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Anyway I am almost 100% certain that this probably all really happened and I am VERY happy about it.

Sally Holmes Digital Director Sally is the Digital Director of MarieClaire.com where she oversees coverage of all the things the Marie Claire reader wants to know about, including politics, beauty, fashion, celebs, and Prince Harry's facial hair.

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