Dear uncaring, opportunistic, tyrannical Obama,

You're a cruel, insufferable turdmongrel. I say that with the utmost respect. A respect for everyone else who's had to live under your hateful rule. Yes, rule. You've exploited your race to bulldoze your opposition, who've laid down their arms as you've laid waste to American freedoms, ideas, and lives. Yes, lives. You don't care about the lives of anyone unless it yields a political boost or a clear path to destroy your opposition. Often both.

On Friday May 13, 2016, you issued a decree, dictating to schools across the nation they must cater to transgenders and where they wish to drop a deuce. You later clarified that transgender kids are vulnerable and need our protection. More specifically, regarding their deuce-dropping, location options. Which is rich, considering you care not for children who may be terminated in the womb. Sometimes even after birth if they survived an abortion. Remember how you voted in support of letting a child die on the table? I do.

So when it comes to "vulnerability," to you, a boy who thinks he's a girl > a baby.

The above sentiment you hold so dearly is why I addressed you as "uncaring" at the salutation of this letter. Now for the rest of it.

Your sympathies for transgender or "gender fluid people," who, at most, represent %0.3 of the population, is a testament to how little you care for the general welfare of the American people, and how much you care for your own political ambitions.

Women and young girls who feel vulnerable dropping their pants to tinkle around men? According to your highness, they're a bunch of bigots, ripe for the political plowing. At least the ones who have to use public facilities. Methinks the private schools where Sasha and Malia attend may not be adopting your infamous, tranny poop decree.

Veterans who come home from war and are faced with terrible healthcare, served up via the corrupt VA system? They're nothing but pawns who vote largely Republican, right? Screw those guys.

But chicks with d**ks? STOP THE PRESSES. WE MOST PROTECT THEM. THEY ARE VULNERABLE. ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WILL BE OSTRACIZED.

Do you actually expect any of us to believe you care about the transexuals? Because I don't. We're talking about men in dresses here. And women with bowl-cuts. Generally quite large women with bowl-cuts. No, there are more complicated machinations at work. I say that only because of your dubious track record of what you support when and for what reasons.

I remember way back in 2008 when you were running for president – dear Lord, if only we could go back in time and share with the population how full SJW you would go – you claimed marriage as a union between one man and one woman. Why? Because at the time it wasn't politically expedient for you to support marriage in any other form. You said you supported traditional marriage with a wink to the extreme LGBT(AAIP) groups, but you stated your support. Even if it was fake. For politics. To get elected.

Later during your presidency, after Biden opened his mouth, you had to say you'd "evolved" on marriage. But of course you hadn't. You'd always been pro-gay marriage, but you decided it was time, politically, to snatch up the opportunity which would arise from you being pro-gay marriage. Mainly in the form of massive donations from the Gaystapo. Since then you've not only doubled down on "gay rights" you've now gone to the complete extreme, claiming penises in a ladies room to be the great civil rights struggle of our time.

Well one does, since the gay marriage hurdle had been conquered. Never let a crisis go to waste.

Meanwhile, Planned Parenthood is selling baby parts on the black market. And donating generously to you from their bloody coffers. So there's that. Doing the math, roughly one million American babies are killed every year in an abortion. A huge number of those are black babies, by the way. Do you care? Of course not. There's no political opportunity there. At least not for leftists who'd rather talk about free stuff.

But the newest battle for LGBTQAIP (silent F) cause of men in the womens' room? You're in like Flint.

I'M IN!!!

What changed so quickly?

For you? Nothing really. People who believe in a higher form of power beyond government are your real enemies. You're using this transgender bathroom angle to continue your war against us. You want to dismantle tradition, restructure morality, and put government at the top of all, with leftism being the shining beacon of what you define as the new moral good.

Babies are merely a sacrifice at its altar.

Well count me out. Everyone else wants to let their freedom of speech die at the altar of "tolerance"? Not me. My speech isn't going to die. You are not a dictator, you are not an emperor. You only have as much power as Americans choose to cede to you. It's time for Americans to see that the emperor has no clothes. Nor a penis.

Written by Courtney Kirchoff and Steven Crowder