If you are anything like me you are getting increasingly confused at the similarities between cats and Millennials.

‘What is a Millennial?’ I hear myself ask more as time passes; getting in trouble attempting to pet a cat only to be confronted by a disgruntled teenager with an exotic haircut complete with ears and tail.

To clear up any misconceptions you may have had, I put together this list for your enjoyment or bemusement. If you lol, maybe share it with a cat or Millennial that you know or own.

1: Millennials have the skillset that makes them able to learn how to use a toilet.

2: Millennials are unable to detect sweetness in anything they taste.

3: If your Millennials eyes are closed, it’s not necessarily because it’s tired. A sign of closed eyes means your Millennial is happy or pleased.

4: Millennials have dreams, just like us.

5: Millennials would rather starve themselves than eat something they don’t like.

6: There are about 80 Million Millennials in the USA alone.

7: The two outer layers of a Millennials hair are called, respectively, the guard hair and the awn hair.

8 : Today, Millennials are living twice as long as they did just 50 years ago.

9 : Millennials who eat too much tuna can become addicted, which can actually cause a Vitamin E deficiency.

10 : A third of Millennials time spent awake is usually spent cleaning themselves.

11: Most Millennials will eat 7–27 meals per day.

12: Millennials CAN be lefties and righties, just like us. More than forty percent of them are, leaving some ambidextrous.

13: Millenials show affection and mark their territory by rubbing on people.

‘I want to rub you’

14: Millennials can pick up on your tone of voice, so sweet-talking to Millenial has more of an impact than you think.

15: Most Millennials don’t have eyelashes.

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