Orlando Bloom went in full, er, bloom… (Picture: REX Features/Credit: METRO/mylo)

Orlando Bloom got naked on a beach in Italy with girlfriend Katy Perry and now the photos are all over the internet. Yep – it’s your lucky day!

The Pirates of the Caribbean actor was either feeling a little hot, wanted to catch an all-round tan or he just had a desire to feel the breeze. Whatever he was up to, Bloom decided to get his kit off for a dip in the sea with Perry.

How Zendaya went from Disney star to Emmy-winning actressAnd a paparazzo just happened to be lurking nearby and caught the candid moment on camera.



After his dip, Orlando enjoyed a bout of paddle-boarding, y’know, just in case the paps didn’t get a good enough angle before.


And what this means is that the internet is madly searching for the uncensored versions of the photos (and we don’t even want to talk about the shadow memes that have already popped up).

Katy Perry surely didn’t think she could keep Orlando Bloom all to herself did she?

We’re not showing you the pictures (for all manner of reasons and partly because New York Daily News has bought the photos) but they’ve now leaked online and it seems Twitter cannot handle the excitement.

Here are some of the funniest, desperate pleas:

Anyone got the uncensored Orlando Bloom pictures? pic.twitter.com/o79NApLZiL — Ethan (@ethanrih) August 3, 2016

Me searching for uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/qgZtiwsW03 — lahey (@dicaprio_irwin) August 3, 2016

Show me the uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom. pic.twitter.com/Itecdr3bOn — Isabelle (@_HLoopsHi) August 3, 2016

Where's the uncensored pics of naked Orlando Bloom tho pic.twitter.com/KczXfA0SFA — Tez (@TezAguilera) August 3, 2016

Looking at Orlando Bloom nudes like pic.twitter.com/MwPTVFGpzi — Mikel Joshua (@MikelJoshua) August 3, 2016

me waiting for uncensored orlando bloom pictures pic.twitter.com/6SjYkckBuX — ️ (@kendricksbutera) August 3, 2016

out here lookin for those uncensored pics of Orlando Bloom like pic.twitter.com/b9b42EIxQQ — Ian (@ianspencer95) August 3, 2016

Everyone's posting orlando bloom's picture censored. Is there any way to find the pic uncensored. K @katyperry pic.twitter.com/9EG0SaNRk7 — rihyonce (@Mikealxy) August 3, 2016

*sees Orlando Bloom trending* *clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK — The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016

me: -is living my life calmly-

me: -sees orlando bloom naked-

me: pic.twitter.com/evJEqJkSuy — Aaron Michael (@subsahaaron) August 3, 2016

So er, Orlando Bloom has been photographed paddle boarding naked with Katy Perry. Yeah. I'mma need to see these. pic.twitter.com/3OJUlVqpDW — The Big Gay Review (@thebiggayreview) August 3, 2016

Yet certain bits of the internet are raising a very good point:

Also to the people agreeing the big iCloud hack was sexual assault, but eagerly waiting for Orlando Bloom nudes…? pic.twitter.com/UpAXH3gXsU — Emma Blackery (@emmablackery) August 4, 2016

Orlando and Katy, who have been dating since January, have been enjoying a break in Italy this month.

They were also spotted locking lips on the golden sands, as well as helping each other with their suncream.

The pair seemed to hit it off when they were spotted partying at a Golden Globes afterparty at the start of the year and they’ve been in each other’s pockets ever since.

Now, if you’re about to do a frantic internet search (heck, you probably already have), please take some advice: look out for the shadow…

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