School Officials Decide Dinosaurs Were In Fact Not Created on the Sixth Day

In response to Bobby Jindal's efforts to instill godliness in Louisiana schools through an $11-million-subsidized voucher program to private schools that teach Creationism - since ruled unconstitutional - the New Orleans school board has had enough. They've voted to ban science textbooks or teachers that "present creationism or intelligent design as science," as well as history texts based on Texas' "revisionist guidelines," thus ensuring students will no longer learn dinosaurs roamed the Garden of Eden and the Trail of Tears was God's way of bringing Christ to heathens. One point for reason. Miles to go.

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