THECOUNT.COM "ALWAYS OPEN! Since 2005!" - June 6, 2012

SHELBY, NC — Cops say they arrested a woman over the weekend after she literally squeezed a man’s balls out of his scrotum, that pouch of skin that contains the testicles.

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, is charged with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury, according to Police.

Apparently, Gregory got in a fight with a man who didn’t want to fight, and when he exited the residence, attempting to call 911, she somehow got a hold of him by his scrotum and squeezed so tightly, his nuts literally popped out their sack.


The injured man hightailed it to a nearby building for help.

Police were sent in and eventually arrested Gregory. While in the patrol car, she pulled down her pants and peed in the backseat.

Gregory’s bond was set at $20,000.