DJ Cassidy is a … … DJ, I guess, but it really doesn’t matter what he is. What matters is that he has a cell phone and an Instagram account and he went to the SNL40 after party. You knew it was gonna be good, but it looked great.

Fucking Prince performed.

That’s right, here’s Prince, Martin Short and Jimmy Fallon. They must be on the best cocaine.

https://instagram.com/p/zKEq0IIddA/

This is Bill Murray tapping a tambourine to what sounds like some Bob Seger.

Taylor Swift and Paul McCartney played ‘Shake It Off’ together. I repeat, Taylor Swift and Paul McCartney played ‘Shake It Off’ together.This is just everyone fucked up. https://instagram.com/p/zKFjP8odd7/

God, I want to to be a celebrity so bad. Admit it, you do, too.