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In Search of...Bros

The American bro, or "brah," is a fascinating creature. My research has revealed a lot about these beasts.

The fossil record suggests that bros and douchebags share a common ancestor.

douchebags, bros, jocks, dudes, cartoonists, dorks, dweebs, nerds, retards, guys

The bros' diet of Hooters' wings, energy drinks, and light beer gives their tribal tattoos a healthy glow.

They communicate using the word "woo," high-fives, and MySpace comments.

But their most amazing attribute is their ability to un-gay anything simply by adding the "bro" prefix.

It's not a purse, it's a bro-bag!

I ain't gay. I just bro-blew that dude.