Keep Punching BABY! Episode 97 Boxing trainer Macka Foley joins us to talk about his favorite client James Franco, jobs you can find in the back of a flower shop and all things shady. Brought to you by www.AudiblePodcast.com/badb and www.BallCancerSucks.com

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_EPisode97.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 9:21am PDT

We Got This! Episode 94 Looking for words of wisdom? Uncle Joey says, "You have to spread those legs to get some dick!" Honestly, I have no idea who that woman is climbing the fence and screaming, "JOS ANTONIO, YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR BED THIS MORNING!" We're kicking it old school this week c*cksuckers!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode94.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 12:51pm PDT

Pillgrimage Episode 91 w/ Josh Adam Meyers Not for nuthin, but those are my balls you're squeezing - not a blood pressure machine. Um, I'm going to lay down on the floor, wake me up one minute before I gotta hit the stage. We were more then friends, we were each other's insurance policy. With special guest Josh Adam Meyers.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeast_Episode91.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 4:06pm PDT

That's Just How My Head Works - Episode 89 w/ Mick Betancourt I mean honestly, how many times do I gotta ask a California Douche bag to stop kicking the back of my chair!?! C'mon, we want to see your real album collection, the one in the closet near the bottom of the pile. With special guest Law and Order writer, producer and stand up comic Mick Betancourt. Last but not least, all the fun little places you can spritz a little Hai Karate in a pinch.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_89.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 2:19pm PDT

Forever In Your Debt - Episode 86 w/ Salvatore Polisi Screw it! We ain't gonna make thirty.. You mean I dug the grave for nothing!?! It's true, in some circles the man who eats the hole turns to the pole. And yes, a bleeding ulcer can help a fella out during a bank heist. We are joined by Salvatore Polisi, former mobster and witness for the prosecution that imprisoned John Gotti, stops by the studio and chit-chats about infamous mobsters, and how he eventually opted out of the witness protection program. Brought to you by Tainted Vision Arts

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode86.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 10:55pm PDT

Let's Do This! - Episode 84 w/ Emilio Rivera from Sons of Anarchy Psst... You need some drugs, or a couple of easy women? No thanks, but do you know where I can get a good sandwhich? Look, I know you're trying to teach me about artistic truth and emotional recall, but it's starting to feel like you're clowning me. Hey, If you're going to shake me down, at least be a man and bring a gun. Red lights never counted, when Uncle Joey needed a package! With very special guest, actor Emilio Rivera from Sons of Anarchy.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode84.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 12:01am PDT

I Won't Even Pace Myself - Episode 83 w/ Vinnie Curto Sometimes, linguine and clam sauce can save the day. Don't worry, your father's going to be allright...And other mumblings from a stone cold killer. Hooray! Sinatra just called and heard you had a problem. Look, here's all the juice you paid, but don't get me wrong - I gotta keep the principle. If all else fails, jab to the face, drop your right hand to the body, and bring your left hook up to the chin. This week's guest is former World Boxing Federation Super Cruiserweight Champion - Vinnie Curto!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode83.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 9:14am PDT

King Of The Night Time World - Episode 64 You got a paper route? Then hellz to the yeah, you can get a line of credit! Quick hide the Barbie Townhouse, Tati's coming over for coffee and a man to man chat. Special guest this week is none other then mixed martial arts commentator for the UFC Eddie Bravo, who squeals about his secret obsession.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode64.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 4:54am PDT

The Girl Who Loved Toe Jam - Episode 62 The story of the fire eating dragon and the girl who loved toe jam. Beware of fat babies and their quick little fingers. Field trips to the liquor store. Sometimes in comedy you just need to put your tongue away, wash your face and never look back. Special guest is none other then super Hebrew, Ari Shaffir! C'mon America, DO THE HUSTLE!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode62.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 4:11pm PDT

Return Of The Living Head - Episode 61 The story of the fist fight and the Transvestite Karaoke Bar. F.y.i. we don't give a Frenchman's f*ck what you think, that woman looks like Ralphie May. Special Halloween guest - the Scream Queen herself, Jewel Shepard stops in the studio and shares how she was discovered by the director of the cult classic movie "Return of The Living Dead."

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode61.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 12:56am PDT

Do The Math Dummy! Episode 59 You gotta a situation that needs to be taken care of, and you wanna know the square root of 69? Call Joey's stepdad! We say, if you see a woman with her hula hoop - it's time for the REVOLUTION BITCHES!!! The wedding that Joey couldn't resist. Last but not least, the man that wore a dickie but couldn't have a drink.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode59.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 6:14pm PDT

Scared Straight - Episode 58 Joey reveals his secret meatloaf ingredient. Things that scare Felicia in the dark when she's sober. Faceless anonymity on the internet is for C*CKSUCKERS! Our love affair with Texas is finally revealed.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode58.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 10:20am PDT

The 36 Hour Suckathon - Episode 57 Joey tells the story about the girl who sucked outside her circle. "A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson. I don't know who that blowhard was talking about - but my bitches have my back!! The chick with David Bowie's Vagina.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode_57.m4a Category: general -- posted at: 7:36am PDT

Bonus Animation: Papayas Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels animated!?! Based on musings from their popular RAWSOME podcast.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastAnimation_1_Papayas-desktop.m4v Category: Comedy -- posted at: 1:12pm PDT

When Prostitutes Go Rogue - Episode 51 The trials and tribulations of being a one man parade. Dracula arrives in East Orange. A prostitute goes rogue on Eye Witness news. The tale of the Tick Tock Hotel and the hottest nanny in town. When Hubba Bubba attacks!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode51.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 11:05am PDT

Bucket Full Of Poison - Episode 50 The tale of the Chinese woman and the bucket full of poison. See why Yelp ranks Joey as one of the top 5 best tour guides in North Hollywood. The things you see behind your brother's eye, during a cocaine blizzard. Hooray!!! Georgie H. visits the studio for our 50TH EPISODE !!!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode50.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 5:10pm PDT

Fantasy Heists and Booby Traps - Episode 46 Your fantasy heist still eating away at you after all these years? Curious about the things chicks do while their mouths are open and a handkerchief is in hand? Does the Tao of Jeet Kune Do compel you? Well, we got all the answers C*CKSUCKERS!!!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode46.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 12:10pm PDT

Uncle Joey's Medicine Wagon - Episode 37 The tale of a girl in a halter top, and the heroin addict who wouldn't leave her alone. Uncle Joey's medical advice - always start the day off with a mega dose of the Prince of Darkness himself! Steven Tyler + Jersey Shore = Ass Whooping!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast__Episode37.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 11:09am PDT

Attack, Injure, Fight, Kill.. Episode 31 Joey talks about the bindles hidden in his mother's bra. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club... Unless of course you have a PODCAST! Yes Virginia, sometimes Godfathers take you for an ice cream treat, sometimes they want to put a cap in your ASS! And of course, the tale of the wh*re with the bright idea.

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast__Episode31.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 11:29pm PDT

Pinching Mommy's Stash - Episode 30 Joey shares the tale of his first ever drug rip off - from his mom. The kids have their first on air hissy fit and GODDAMN IT Ming Melstein, we hope your plying your bait and switch fireworks scheme in HELL!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode30.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 12:36am PDT

Dr. J and Sticky Charlie - Episode 25 Joey looks for an open mic stage while on vacation with the in-laws in Tennessee. Felicia tells the tale of getting her ass kicked in front of her passed out mother. Who da hell is Sticky Charlie and why does his memory still haunt Joey. We are proud to announce that we have received the best e-mail in podcast history and we are eager to share it. And of course, Dr J!

Category: Direct download: BeautyAndDaBeastPodcast_Episode25.m4a Category: Comedy -- posted at: 11:19pm PDT