toilet 1 or 2

(Click the image for a full-size view) toilet support

(Click the image for a full-size view) doing business on the lawn

(Click the image for a full-size view) lavatory retriever

(Click the image for the full-size image) Driving into ...

(Click the image for the full-size image) outhouse issues

(Click the image for the full-size image) My feeling is that one might best enjoy the zen of toileting. Gazing from a scenic toilet may be a form of meditation. Others have a different approach. Toilet Songs?

Well, looky loo, the Beatles talked about toilet confusion.... She Came in Through the Bathroom Window, by The Beatles

(Oh, look out!)

She came in through the bathroom window

Projected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wanders

By the banks of her own lagoon .... For those wishing to go beyond the zen (and pleasant mood) of being with the loo, here are lyrics from the masterful Johnny Cash for sardonic song accompanying the scenic experience: Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart, by Johnny Cash

From the backdoor of your life you swept me out dear

In the bread line of your dreams I lost my place

At the table of your love I got the brush off

At the Indianapolis of your heart I lost the race

I’ve been washed down the sink of your conscience

In the theater of your love I lost my part

And now you say you’ve got me out of your conscience

I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart

In the garbage disposal of you dreams I’ve been ground up dear

On the river of your plans I’m up the creek

Up the elevator of your future I’ve been shafted

On the calendar of your events I’m last week

I’ve been washed down the sink of your conscience

In the theater of your love I lost my part

And now you say you’ve got me out of your conscience

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