( doorbell rings ) HELLO, MA'AM, I'M WORKING TO CLEAN UP THENEIGHBORHOOD FROM PARASITES. DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A QUICKLOOK AROUND YOUR HOUSE ? I'M AFRAID YOUMAY HAVE HIPPIES. HIPPIES ? YEAH, THEY'VE BEENPOPPING UP ALL OVER THENEIGHBORHOOD LATELY. ( knocking on wall ) MISS NELSON NEXT DOOR HASSEVEN HIPPIES IN HER BASEMENT, AND THEY USUALLYLIVE IN COLONIES. ( thin knock ) HMM, I DON'T LIKETHE SOUND OF THAT. COULD I TAKE A LOOKIN YOUR ATTIC ? OH YEAH, BOY, HERE,TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, MA'AM. SEE THAT ?HIPPIES. ( hippies snickering ) OH, MY ! THESE ARE WHAT WE CALLTHE "GIGGLING STONERS," PRETTY COMMON FORM OF HIPPIE,USUALLY FOUND IN ATTICS. THE PROBLEM IS,IF YOU SEE ONE HIPPIE THERE'S PROBABLY A WHOLELOT MORE YOU'RE NOT SEEING. WHERE'S THE BACK YARD ? YUP, THAT'SWHAT I THOUGHT. SEE THAT ? YOU'VE GOT A DRUM CIRCLEIN YOUR BACKYARD. OH, WELL, THEY SHOWED UPA FEW DAYS AGO, BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEYWERE HURTING ANYTHING. YEAH, YOU KNOW, I HAD A GUYIN JACKSON COUNTY. HE HAD A LITTLE DRUM CIRCLEIN HIS BACKYARD-- TURNED INTO A DRUM CIRCLEFOUR MILES IN DIAMETER. YOU GET A FEW HIPPIESPLAYING DRUMS AND NEXT THING YOU KNOWYOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A COLONY. OH, DEAR. OH, WELL,SO, WHAT DO I DO ? WELL, YOUR ATTIC HIPPIES WE CAN PROBABLY FUMIGATEWITH POLYMARTHANE, YOUR DRUM CIRCLEWE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GAS. GODDAMMIT. WHOA...HOW DID I GET HERE ? MAN, I AM SO HIGH ! GOD DAMN HIPPIE ! WHOA, DUDE !NOT COOL ! WHAT'S UP ! MA'AM, I NEED TO CLEAR OUTYOUR GIGGLING STONERS AND YOUR DRUM CIRCLE HIPPIESRIGHT NOW OR SOON THEY'RE GONNA ATTRACTSOMETHING MUCH WORSE. WHAT'S THAT ? THE COLLEGEKNOW-IT-ALL HIPPIES.

( mellow hippiejam playing ) TOM, I'M STANDING INSOUTH PARK, COLORADO WHERE A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TOSAVE THE TOWN IS UNDERWAY. SOME CALL ITA SUICIDE MISSION, BUT THE HEROIC MEN AND WOMENOF THE "HIPPIE DIGGER" MAY BE OUR ONLY HOPEOF SURVIVAL. ( applause,cameras snapping ) WELL, I GUESSTHIS IS IT, SHARON. PLEASE, SAVEOUR BOY, RANDY. BUTTERS, IF ANYTHINGHAPPENS TO MOMMY I WANT YOU TO BEA GOOD BOY. I WILL, MOM. NOW, NOW, DON'T CRY, LADIESEVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. I... DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRYABOUT ME, CLYDE FROG. HEY, YOU'RE THE BEST STUFFEDANIMAL I EVER HAD. ( applause, cheers ) LOOK OUT FORYOURSELVES ! GODSPEED ! PRIMARY ENGINERUNNING ? CHECK. NAVIGATION SYSTEM ? ONLINE. LET'S PUNCH THIS BABY. WE'RE COMING UP ON THE OUTERPERIMETER OF THE HIPPIES. HANG ON. BREACHING HIPPIE CROWD. HULL STATUS ! VEHICLE SHELLHOLDING ! THEY'RE IN ! ALL RIGHT !YEAH ! ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,LET'S SAVE IT. THEY STILL HAVEA LONG WAY TO GO.

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE ! WE CAN'T ! KENNY JUST CHECKED,THERE'S A WALL OF PEOPLE LIKE SEVEN MILESTHICK BEHIND US ! WHAT ?! YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK HERELISTENING TO THIS CRAP ?! HEY, WHAT HAPPENEDTO THE TUNES, MAN ? MORE TUNES !MORE TUUUUNES ! WE MADE IT ! GET TO THE P.A.SYSTEM, NOW ! PLUG ME IN TOTHE MAIN LINE ! WHICH CORD IS IT ? YOU'RE THE SCIENTIST,JACKASS ! I'M A GEOLOGIST ! WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE,THEY'RE GONNA NUKE US ! AGHGH ! PUT THEMIN MY LAPTOP ! ( thrashingdeath metal plays ) OH, MAN, NOT COOL ! THIS MUSIC IS SO ANGRY ! THIS IS KILLING MY BUZZ ! LET'S BAIL ONTHIS WHOLE ANGRY SCENE. IT'S WORKING ! WHAT ? IT'S WORKING ! THEY DID IT !THEY DID IT ! ( cheering,clapping ) DAD ! STAN ! I'M ALIVE ! HOLD ITRIGHT THERE, KYLE. WHOA, CARTMAN, WE AREN'TGONNA BE HIPPIES ANYMORE. YOU DON'T HAVE TOKILL US ! KILL YOU ? OH, NO, I HAVE MUCH BIGGERPLANS FOR YOU, KYLE. HO HO !OH MAN, THIS IS AWESOME ! WEEEEEEE ! OH HERE, KYLE, YOU WANNA PLAYWITH IT A LITTLE WHILE ? OH, PSYCHE !YOU DON'T GET TO ! OH, CHECK IT OUT !COOOOL !

WOW, MY FRIEND BRITTANYWAS RIGHT. THIS IS A REALLYLAID-BACK PLACE. YEAH, THIS'LL BE A GREAT PLACETO SPEND SPRING BREAK. HEY, LET'S ASK THEM. ALL RIGHT. EXCUSE ME, HELLO. WE'RE SELLINGMAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR OUR COMMUNITYYOUTH PROGRAM. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELPYOUNG PEOPLE LIKE US BY PURCHASING ASUBSCRIPTION OF YOUR CHOICE ? OH WOW, YOU GUYSSHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT. DON'T YOU KNOW WHATYOU'RE DOING TO THE WORLD ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? YOU'RE PLAYING INTOTHE CORPORATE GAME. SEE, THE CORPORATIONSARE TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO LITTLE EICHMANNSSO THAT THEY CAN MAKE MONEY. WHO ARE THECORPORATIONS ? THE CORPORATIONSRUN THE ENTIRE WORLD, AND NOW THEY'VE FOOLEDYOU INTO WORKING FOR THEM. ARE YOU SERIOUS ?!WE NEVER HEARD THAT ! WE JUST SPENT OUR FIRSTSEMESTER AT COLLEGE. OUR PROFESSORSOPENED OUR EYES. THE GOVERNMENT IS USINGITS CORPORATE TIES TO MAKE YOU SELL MAGAZINESSO THAT THEY CAN GET RICH. THOSE DIRTY LIARS ! SON OF A BITCH ! THIS IS REALLY NICE TOWNYOU HAVE HERE. THAT'S WHY THE CORPORATIONSARE USING YOU TO TAKE IT DOWN. WELL, WHAT DO WE DO ?! JUST HANG WITH USFOR A BIT. WE'LL FILL YOU IN ON EVERYTHINGYOU HAVEN'T BEEN TOLD. ( hippies grumbling )

THIS IS INHUMANE ! OPEN THIS DOORRIGHT NOW ! ( Cartman )ALL RIGHT, IN YOU GO ! WHAT ARE YOUDOING, MAN ?! LET US OUT ! GET BACK ! GET BACK OR YOU'RE ALLGONNA GET MACED ! WHAT'S UP, MAN ? YOU CAN'T KEEP USDOWN HERE LIKE THIS ! WHAT'S WRONGWITH YOU ?! WHAT'S WRONG IS THATTHERE'S MORE OF YOU SHOWING UP EVERY DAYAND I NEED TO FIND OUT WHY. WHAT MAKES YOU THINKYOU CAN TELL USWHERE TO LIVE ?! THIS IS A FREECOUNTRY, MAN ! BRAH-- I'M NOT GONNA ARGUEWITH YOU, ALL RIGHT, JUST GO WITH IT. JUST GO WITH IT ?! WE'VE BEEN DOWN HEREFOR DAYS ! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE ALITTLE LONGER, BRAH, ALL RIGHT ! HERE, HERE'S SOME JOINTS--AND A GUITAR. ( strumming guitar ) ♪ WHAT'S GOING ON INTHIS WORLD OF MINE ♪ ♪ THERE'S A WHOLE LOTTA KILLIN'IN THIS WORLD OF MINE ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S GOTTA HELPTHIS WORLD OF MINE ♪♪

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL STAN, SWEETIE, WE'RE GONNAGO TO THE MALL-- DO YOU WANNA COME ? MOM, THE MALL IS A WAY FORTHE CORPORATE FAT CATS TO IMPRISON YOUINTO A LIFE OF SERVITUDE. I'VE GOT SOME STUFFYOU SHOULD READ. OKAY, SWEETIE.

MAYOR, WE HAVE GOTTO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THESE POTHOLESON OUR ROADS. WE DON'T HAVE IT IN THE BUDGETTO FIX THEM RIGHT NOW. WE'LL WISHWE SPENT THE MONEY WHEN WE HAVE A LAWSUITON OUR HANDS. ( man )GET BACK OVER HERE ! YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. PLEASE, I HAVE TO TALKTO YOU ALL, RIGHT NOW ! KID, WE'RE HAVINGA CITY COUNCIL MEETING. MAYOR, SOMETHINGVERY BIG IS HAPPENING AND IF YOU ALL DON'T GIVE MEA MOMENT OF YOUR TIME THERE MAYBE NO MORE SOUTH PARKTO COUNCIL OVER ! WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ? I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ENDOF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT. THE PAST SEVERAL DAYSI'VE BEEN NOTICING A STEEP RISE IN THE NUMBER OF HIPPIESCOMING TO TOWN. AT FIRST I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WASJUST A COINCIDENCE-- THEN I NOTICED THIS. THREE NEW DRUM CIRCLESHAVE SPROUTED UP HERE AND HERE AND HERE. THEY'RE ALL GROWINGIN DIAMETER, AT A RATE OF TWO HIPPIESPER HOUR. WHAT THIS MEANS IS THAT THEHIPPIES ARE CONGLOMERATING, THEY'RE BINDING,IF YOU WILL. I THINK THAT THEY'RE SETTING UPFOR A-- HIPPIE MUSIC FESTIVAL. A WHAT ? IT'S SIMPLE SCIENCE. LOOK, WHEN HIPPIES STARTTO NEST IN A NEW AREA, IT DRAWS OTHERHIPPIES IN. WITH THE RIGHT WEATHERCONDITIONS AND TOPOGRAPHY, IT CAN LEAD TOA MUSIC FESTIVAL. ONE THAT LASTS FOR DAYS,EVEN WEEKS. REGGAE ON THE RIVER,WOODSTOCK, BURNING MAN-- THEY WOULD ALL PALEIN COMPARISON TO WHAT WE'RELOOKING AT NOW. IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION,I THINK WE'RE LOOKING AT A FULL-BLOWN HIPPIE JAM FEST THESIZE OF WHICH WE'VE NEVER SEEN. KID, WHAT THE HELL AREYOU TALKING ABOUT ? I KNOW HIPPIES ! I'VE HATED THEMALL MY LIFE. I'VE KEPT THIS TOWN FREE OFHIPPIES ON MY OWN SINCE I WASFIVE AND A HALF. BUT I CAN'T CONTAIN THEMON MY OWN ANYMORE. WE HAVE TO DOSOMETHING, FAST. UH, ERIC WE'RE TALKING ABOUTPOTHOLES RIGHT NOW, M'KAY ? IT'S NOT POT HOLES YOU NEED TOWORRY ABOUT-- IT'S POTHEADS. I KNOW WHAT THESE PEOPLEARE CAPABLE OF. JOHNSON, GET HIMOUT OF HERE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?! YOU HAVE TOLISTEN TO ME ! YOU CAN'T SWEEP THIS PROBLEMUNDER THE RUG ! THE TOWN IS INSERIOUS DANGER !

AND INVEST IT INTHE WAR MACHINE WHILE KEEPINGEVERYONE BLIND. RIGHT, SO HOW DO WEGET BACK AT THEM ? YEAH, WE'RE PISSED OFF. WELL, SO, MY IDEAWAS THIS-- LET'S HAVE LIKE AWEEK-LONG MUSIC FESTIVAL, DRAW EVERYONE HERE AND THEN TOGETHERWE CAN TEAR IT ALL DOWN. WHOA !WHAT THE HELL ?! I KNEW YOU WERE TRYING TOHAVE A HIPPIE JAM FESTIVAL. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONEPACK UP YOUR CRAP, WE'RE GOING TO MYBASEMENT. CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?! OH JESUS,NOT YOU GUYS ! WHAT HAPPENED,WERE YOU BIT ?! DID YOU EATTHEIR BROWNIES ? DID YOU EAT THEIRBROWNIES ?! NO ! LISTEN, YOU'RE MY FRIENDS,BUT IF YOU'VE BEEN COMPROMISED I'LL HAVE NO PROBLEMTAKING YOU OUT. I'D EXPECTTHE SAME FROM YOU. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ?! GET LOST,LITTLE EICHMANN ! AHH ! EWW ! OWWW ! ( girl )OH MY GOD ! WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?! EVERYBODY GET INA SINGLE FILE LINE ! THERE YOU ARE ! AH, OFFICER BARBRADY,YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. THESE COLLEGEKNOW-IT-ALL HIPPIES WERE SETTING UP FORA MUSIC FESTIVAL-- JUST AS I'D PREDICTED. ERIC CARTMAN,YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. WHAT ? I WAS JUST OVER AT YOUR HOUSEAND FREED 63 PEOPLE YOU HAD LOCKEDIN YOUR BASEMENT ! YOU LET THEM OUT ?! JESUS, WE HAVE TOFIND THEM ! OH NO, YOU'RECOMING DOWNTOWN ! NO, NO !WE HAVE TO STOP THEM ! WE GOTTA STOPTHE HIPPIEEES ! WHO WAS THAT ?

YOU CAN'T KIDNAP PEOPLE ANDLOCK THEM IN YOUR BASEMENT. THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE--THEY'RE HIPPIES ! IS THIS PROBLEMUNDER CONTROL ? I HANDLED IT, MAYOR,GEE WHIZ. MAYOR ! MAYOR, I'VE CONFIRMEDTHE DATA ! THE HIPPIES ARE GOING TO HAVEA MASSIVE JAM BAND CONCERT. I KNOW...I SIGNED THE PERMIT. YOU... YOU WHAT ? I SIGNED A PERMIT ALLOWING THEMTO HAVE THEIR CONCERT HERE. THEIR LITTLE FESTIVAL SHOULD PUMP SOME MONEYINTO OUR ECONOMY. THEY'RE HIPPIES,THEY DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY ! DOES THE CITY COUNCILKNOW ABOUT THIS ? THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. I CAN SIGN WHATEVERPERMIT I WANT. YOU JUST SOLD OUTOUR TOWN ! AARHGH !! THAT KID REALLY NEEDSSOME PSYCHIATRIC HELP. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. HOW MUCH MONEYIS ENOUGH, MAYOR ?! HOW MANY PEOPLE'S LIVESIS IT ALL WORTH ?! GODDAMNED HIPPIES !!

THIS IS A SOUTH PARK NEWSSPECIAL REPORT. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVEDESCENDED ON SOUTH PARK FOR A HIPPIE MUSICJAM FESTIVAL. THE EVENT IS SAID TO BE THELARGEST SUCH GATHERING IN THE HISTORY OF MAN. ( mellow hippiejam music playing ) ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TOHIPPIE JAM FEST 2005 ! ( cheering ) IT'S SO GREAT TO SEESO MANY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO MAKE AN IMPACTON THE WORLD ! YEAH ! YOU SAID IT ! FOR TOO LONG, THE CORPORATIONSHAVE BLED THE WORLD OF ITS LOVEAND RESOURCES. IT IS TIME FOR USTO GET TO WORK AND MAKE THE WORLDA BETTER PLACE ! AND WE'RE GONNA STARTRIGHT NOW ! ( groovy jam plays ) OH MAN, I CAN'T WAITTO SEE THE LOOK ON THOSE LITTLEEICHMANNS' FACES WHEN THEY HEAR THISCRUNCHY GROOVE ! SHARON, HAVE YOUSEEN STAN ?

OH JESUS, WHAT HASGOTTEN INTO THAT KID ? NOW, RANDY, WE WERETHE SAME WAY ONCE TOO. DON'T FORGET THAT WE WEREBOTH CONSIDERED HIPPIES Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALBACK IN THE '60s. YEAH, BUT WHEN WE DID IT, WEACTUALLY STOOD FOR SOMETHING. I MEAN, REMEMBERWOODSTOCK, SHARON ? WE ACTUALLYDID SOMETHING THERE ! WOOOOOO ! PARTY, WOOOOO ! WOOOO ! HA HA HAAA ! OHH, WOOOO ! ( retches ) YOU ATETOO MUCH ACID, MAN ! OH MY GOD... OUR SONIS WITH THOSE PEOPLE ! STAN ? STAAAN !

FEAR AND HORRORIN SOUTH PARK TODAY AS THE MUSIC FESTIVALCONTINUES TO GROW ! THEY ARE ARRIVING IN DROVES ANDAPPARENTLY NO END IS IN SIGHT ! TOM, THE CROWD JUST KEEPSGETTING BIGGER AND THE TOWN IS LITERALLYBURSTING AT THE SEAMS. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MUSICFESTIVAL CAME FROM BUT IT'S VERY CLOSETO CONSUMING US ALL ! STEVEN, WHAT DO WE DO ?! ( screams ) STAN ?! STAAAAN !! I NEED TO GETTHROUGH, PLEASE ! RANDY ! RANDY, YOU GOTTAGET OUTTA HERE ! THEY JUST TRAMPLED MISS FARKLETO DEATH-- IT'S TOO DANGEROUS ! MY SON IS IN THERE !! STAN ! ( coughing )STAN ! HEY, CHILL, MAN,IT'S ALL GOOD. HAVE SOME WATERLACED WITH ACID ! YARGGH ! YAGHGHGHGH ! WHAT HAVE I DONE ? ( man outside )YEAH, SOUTH PARK IS NOW HIPPIECAPITAL OF THE WORLD ! ( cheering ) ( gunshot )

GREAT... I LOVE CRAPPING INA TOILET WITH NO RIM ON IT. ERIC, YOU WERE RIGHT,ABOUT THE HIPPIES. COULD YOU GET RID OFTHEM FOR US NOW ? LET ME GUESS-- THEY'VE STARTED A HIPPIEJAM BAND MUSIC FESTIVAL. WE NEED YOU TO TAKECARE OF THEM, ERIC, THEY'RE OUT OFCONTROL ! FORGET IT. PLEASE, SOME OF OURKIDS ARE IN THERE ! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENEDTO YOU EARLIER. ( Chef )YEAH ! WE APOLOGIZE ! ( Jimbo )PLEASE, DON'T LET THEMRUIN OUR TOWN ! IT'S TOO LATE ! EVEN IF I DID AGREE TO HELPTHERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM NOW ! WE KNOW YOU CANDO IT, ERIC. YOU'RE SMART ! WHY, YOU'RE THE SMARTESTKID IN SCHOOL, M'KAY. WE'RE JUSTASKING YOU TO TRY. THE WHOLE TOWN EVEN GOTTOGETHER AND BAKED YOU A CAKE. DON'T THINK THAT YOU CANBUY ME WITH PRESENTS. UNLESS OF COURSE,IT'S THE NEW TONKA RADIO-CONTROLLEDPLAY BULLDOZER. IT'S YOURS. I WANT THE BATTERIESFOR IT TOO. AND I GET TO DRIVE IT AROUNDIN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT. FINE ! ANYTHING ELSE ? YES... KYLE DOESN'T GET TOHAVE ONE-- EVER. AND HE HAS TO WATCH MEDRIVE MINE AROUND THE SCHOOL PARKING LOTAND GET SUPER-JEALOUS. WELL, WE CAN PROMISENOT TO BUY ONE FOR KYLE, BUT WE CAN'T MAKEHIM WATCH YOU PLAY-- DET DET DET ! OH, YES, FINE, WE'LL FORCEKYLE TO WATCH YOU. ALL RIGHT, FINE. BUT NOW LISTEN UPAND LISTEN GOOD. I'VE NEVER TRIED TO GET RID OFTHIS MANY HIPPIES BEFORE SO I'M GONNA NEED EVERYRESOURCE THIS TOWN HAS. AND EVEN IF I DON'T SUCCEED-- AND ITS A MILLION-TO-ONESHOT THAT I WILL-- I STILL GET THE TONKARADIO-CONTROLLED BULLDOZER AND GET TO PLAY WITH ITIN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT WHERE KYLE HAS TO WATCH MEAND BE SUPER-JEALOUS BECAUSE HE DOESN'THAVE ONE. ARE WE CLEAR ?

( reggae-style jamplaying ) WOW, THIS BANDIS SO CRUNCHY ! DUDE, I NEED MORE WEED. SO, IT SEEMS LIKEWE HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE NOW. WHEN DO WE STARTTAKING DOWN THE CORPORATIONS ? YEAH, MAN,THE CORPORATIONS ! RIGHT NOW THEY'RE RAPINGTHE WORLD FOR MONEY ! YEAH, SO WHERE ARE THEY ?LET'S GO GET 'EM. RIGHT NOW WE'RE PROVINGWE DON'T NEED CORPORATIONS. WE DON'T NEED MONEY. THIS CAN BECOME A COMMUNE WHEREEVERYONE JUST HELPS EACH OTHER. YEAH, WE'LL HAVE ONE GUYWHO LIKE, MAKES BREAD AND ONE GUY WHO LIKE, LOOKS OUTFOR OTHER PEOPLE'S SAFETY. YOU MEAN LIKEA BAKER AND A COP ? NO, NO, CAN'T YOUIMAGINE A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE LIVE TOGETHERAND LIKE, PROVIDE SERVICES FOR EACH OTHER IN EXCHANGEFOR THEIR SERVICES ? YEAH, IT'S CALLED A TOWN. YOU KIDS JUST HAVEN'TBEEN TO COLLEGE YET. BUT JUST YOU WAIT, THIS THING IS ABOUTTO GET HUGE !

THE HIPPIE JAM BAND FESTIVALIS NOW 14 MILES IN DIAMETER AND 500,000HIPPIES THICK. MY GOD... IN LESS THAN THREE DAYS ALL OF SOUTH PARK WILL BECOMPLETELY CONSUMED. OUR ONLY HOPE IS TOFIGHT OUR WAY TO THE VERY CENTER OF THE CROWDAND REACH THE HEART, HERE. IF WE CAN REACH THE STAGE WE CAN UPLOAD THIS SLAYER C.D.INTO THEIR MUSIC SYSTEM. HIPPIES CAN'T STANDDEATH METAL. IF EVERYTHING WORKS,THEY SHOULD DISPERSE JUST BEFORE THEYCONSUME US ALL. NICE PLAN, KID, EXCEPTIT HAS ONE GIANT FLAW-- THAT HIPPIE CROWDIS MASSIVE-- HOW THE HELL ARE WESUPPOSED TO GET THROUGH IT AND REACHTHE STAGE ?! WE DRILL. I'VE DESIGNED A VEHICLETHAT CAN BORE ITS WAY THROUGH EVEN THEDENSEST HIPPIE CROWD. THE PILOTS INSIDEWOULD BE SAFE FROM THE POT SMOKE ANDTHE CRAPPY MUSIC OUTSIDE. YOU'RE ACTUALLYSUGGESTING THAT SOMEBODY DRIVES RIGHT INTO THEHEART OF THAT MOB ? IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION ! NOT JUST SOMEBODY-- I NEED A COMPLETE TEAMTO OPERATE THIS VEHICLE. ALONG WITH ME I'M GONNA NEEDA SCIENTIST, AN ENGINEER AND OF COURSE, A BLACK PERSONWHO CAN SACRIFICE HIMSELF IN CASE SOMETHINGGOES WRONG. I'M THE ONLYSCIENTIST IN TOWN. I'M YOUR ENGINEER. HONEY, NO ! I HAVE TO DO IT, STEVEN. ALL RIGHT, THEN WE JUST NEEDA BLACK PERSON WHO CAN SACRIFICE HIMSELFIN CASE SOMETHING GOES WRONG... ANYONE WILL DO, ANYONE WHOMEETS THE QUALIFICATIONS... LET'S SEE... OH I KNOW,HOW ABOUT-- YEAH, YEAH,I GET IT, FINE ! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ACTUALLYLISTENING TO THIS ! IT'S A CRAZY PLAN ! YOU GOTA BETTER IDEA, STEVEN ? DAMMIT, MY SONIS IN THERE ! THERE'S NO MORE TIMEFOR IDEAS ! WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS VEHICLEUP AND OPERATIONAL IN LESS THANTHREE DAYS. LOOK, IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT IT'S ALSOTHE ONLY SHOT WE... ( sneezes )GOT.

ALL RIGHT, I CAN'TTAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M GETTINGON THAT STAGE. YOU'RE DOING WHAT ? HEY, YOU CAN'T GOUP THERE... ( snickers )WOOO ! SWITCHING TO SECONDARYFUEL LINE. WHAT'S THAT ?! DRILL'S GETTING TOO HOTFROM ALL THE HIPPIES ! WHAT'S HAPPENED ? THEY-THEY'VE STOPPED.SOMETHING'S WRONG. JESUS, THEY'RE DEADIN THE WATER.

AH, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, CAN I HAVE YOURATTENTION, PLEASE ? WHAT ARE WE DOING ? IT'S BEENNINE DAYS. DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE WE SHOULDACCOMPLISH SOMETHING ? WE'RE USING THEPOWER OF ROCK 'N ROLL TO CHANGE THE WORLD ! WEEEWWW ! ( crowd cheering ) MAYBE INSTEAD OFCOMPLAINING ABOUT CORPORATIONSBEING SELFISH, WE SHOULD LOOK ATOURSELVES. I MEAN, IS THERE ANYTHING MORESELFISH THAN DOING NOTHING BUT GETTING HIGH AND LISTENINGTO MUSIC ALL DAY LONG ? HE'S RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR US ALLTO FOCUS OUR ENERGY AND GET THIS HIPPIEJAM INTO FULL SWING ! ( cheering )