Holy cow, my Santa is the coolest. He got in touch with me early on to clarify what my interests are, since I have weird and eclectic tastes. He used to be in a band that toured with some of my favorites, and he sent me a file of their album a couple weeks ago. They're really good! Everyone should go check out The Pen Name (http://www.last.fm/music/The+Pen+Name#close) if you like hardcore. Anyhow, we chatted, and he asked about my business, which I'd never mentioned on Reddit at the time. That's some good stalking. I had NO idea what he was thinking of getting me.

So, today I got my package, and it's AMAZING! First thing was a note, telling me to go to a website and enter a password. Turns out my santa is a designer, and he made me a gorgeous logo for my business. It seriously couldn't be more perfect. Then, he gave me some background on a salt spring in Indiana (did he know I'm buying a house in Indiana next year? Is the THAT good of a stalker? Is he psychic?). Finally, I was allowed to open my gift.

HOLY COW. I collect medical antiques, and this is amazing. It's a full bottle of the crystals from that spring in Indiana. Full, sealed apothecary bottles are the envy of all medical antique collectors. Seriously. They're impossible to find and they are the coolest. Not only is it full, but both labels are still attached. This is a seriously rare and awesome find. This bottle is now the coolest thing in my collection.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, JAKE! YOU'RE THE BEST SANTA IN THE WORLD!