World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) always spices up its annual Royal Rumble match with a few surprise entrants, but this year beleaguered fans are clinging to the hope that all 30 participants will be unbilled surprises.

Wrestling fans worldwide are jaded from 24-hour exposure to WWE programming via its network, and they unanimously hope to have their minds blown at two-minute intervals during tonight’s event.

According to a recent poll, here are the 30 surprise entrants fans most want to see in the Royal Rumble:

Shelton Benjamin

Ricochet

John Morrison

Adam Cole

John Zandig

Gregory Iron

Colt Cabana

Matt Classic

Tracy Smothers

Davey Boy Smith Jr.

Kenny Omega

Luke Gallows

Cliff Compton

Grado

Santino

Roderick Strong

Rhett Titus

Space Monkey

Matt Jackson

Chris Sabin

Bobby Fish

Shinsuke Nakamura

Jay Lethal

The Blue Meanie

Kenny King

Kyle O’Reilly

Zack Gowen

Matt Hardy

Christopher Daniels

Mordecai

According to reliable sources within WWE, however, the only surprise entrant will be Batista, and the winner of the match will be Kane.