Ol’ Hillary wants to be president so bad she’ll do whatever it takes to win over the various factions she needs to be able to sit in the Oval Office. Just as she fought for her husband’s turn, so will she again fight any foe, step on any face to grab gain her rightful place in history. This time it will be free of bimbo eruptions.

Hillary’s problem is winning the straight whiteguy vote. Liberal gays, women and blacks love her… at least in enough numbers to make her a formidable opponent. When you look at the Democrat primaries there isn’t much competition for her, certainly no one with her deep pockets. But don’t overlook the Baby Ruth candy bar that Obama might float in the primary punch bowl just for spite. His Sudden Support Syndrome may lead him to toss it in for that faux Indian woman, for example.

But Hillary needs the average white guy vote and she knows it. They don’t like her — nor do they like any Democrat much, as we saw in the midterms. They are an increasingly estranged and bitter group when they see the smarmy MSM, the metrosexuals, or Hollywood pretty people chattering on the tube. Average white guys — AWG — have no use for any of ’em.

For the most part those who used to be the backbone of the electorate have turned away from the political process. Both sides of the aisle ignored them at their own peril and it remains to be seen whether anyone currently in public life, having sold their own souls, could now win the respect of average Americans.

White guys — and their wives — don’t like Republicans much either — e.g., Mitt Romney and John McCain, who lost the AWG vote, thus handing the Dems their victories. For these fellows when it comes down to a choice between “hold your nose and vote for the least offensive jerk” or “stay home and watch the game on TV”, it’s a toss-up what they’ll do.

So Hillary figures what has she got to lose by fiddling early for whiteguy affections? In case you’ve been sleeping for a decade, that’s the whole point of this abominable video. And if the target audience falls down laughing, she and her expert media folk will come up with something else and this here effort will disappear. Hillary has plenty of experience at Mind Wipe; it’s what has kept her alive this long.

The ‘visual values’ in this piece of schlock are all the things Hillary would pull up her skirts and run from in real life. It’s a sign of how estranged she is from genuine white guys that she thinks this treacle could work.

The Baron won’t watch this video. Me? I think it’s hilarious and have followed it several times now, picking out the visual code items that are stuck in there to convince good ol’ boys that Hillary’s one of them.

Prepare to cringe:

Hmmm… I wonder if her election team has been infiltrated and told her this was the real thing? Oh, Hillary gurl, they done sold you plastic barbeque and a snipe hunt. I can’t wait to see you skeet shooting and square dancing and having a beer with the boys. I’ll bet you’re cute as can be in your jeans and boots and suede shirt… I’ll bet they told you big butts are in, didn’t they?

Matilda, get me the smelling salts…