Ho ho hoh god look at it, looooook aaaaat iiiiiiiiit.

This glittery hellspawn is by Archie McPhee, and depicts Jolly Ol' Saint Nick as as half-holiday cheer-giver, half-horse. A Santaur! Just behold its infinite bizarre majesty:


Oh no, the spinning is even freakier. I have no mouth, and I must scream.

The 6" nightmare costs $15 from the Archie McPhee webstore, if you are a crazy person and would like one of these to be staring back at you from your Christmas tree this year. Please excuse me while I run away very quickly in the opposite direction from this thing.


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