A MAN linked to the Lone Wolf criminal motorcycle gang was found half naked and covered in his own faeces after a wild night of pre-Christmas cheer.

Ironically, the would-be one percenter was rescued by the boys in blue, the very people outlaw gangs despise.

By the time this picture was taken, police had covered the man’s lower half with a pink baby blanket.

Police from the Rapid Action Patrol Group responded to a call from a member of the public this morning about a male person seen laying semi-naked on the footpath, at the corner of Wharf Road and the Gold Coast Highway in Surfers Paradise just after 7am.

Clearly worse for wear, the man was not wearing any pants and a fence near where he was found appeared to be smeared with faeces.

“It was quite apparent the male had overindulged as he had lost control of his bodily functions and defecated over himself,” police said.