*Gravelly deep voice, that sounds like the narrator has been smoking menthol cigars since the age of 6*

Punted across time and space, like a football shaped, overripe melon

lost in the far past, stranded light-years from home,

rescued by the freedom fighters that fight against a galactic dystopian government

he may be their final hope, in a galaxy ruled by crime and corruption.

Dead Pool the Faux Jedi







