Good afternoon y’all. Its ya new boi, Stefan reporting for duty.

We start this glorious part with by praising our lord and savior Mufasa, who accepted the Dutch into its pride.

Speaking off, the dutch settled Arnhem in Finland. Irl in the forest too so I suppose close enough to be realistic.

Also some lovely useful snow cities of Sibr.

The bad and evil PAU settled ST Johns, whilst the dutch also settled the aptly named city of Noordhoek in iceland. What the dutch want to do there I do not know, but I assume it involves herring or something fishy.

Ahw low, he settling. Madagascar has a new city of Big & Chunky. Look at the size of that Unit. Also, Victoriacum has a whopping 9 citizen due to lake victoria.

Oof, Ctesiphon is surrounded by the mighty and glorious army of the true PAU. May Pumba guide the beats of the drumroll warriors to take the city down.

Nisa has been taken down to zero health by a solid Siberian plot, coupled with the new mountains left of Nisa, its has a good chance of being a proper fortified city.

Australian China is a thing now. And it looks like Haymarket at least is in a pretty save position. Permskoye, not so much. Can we get some clapping in chat for the astonishing capability the OCE AI has shown in overseas warfare?

Looks like Supe’s dream finally became true, by a gifted settler from the OCE. Tokyo has been founded, coupled with the false religion of Waifuism. Mufasa might be rolling around in his grave with this heresiarch, but Supe must be happy, which is nice.

Also, look at those massive amounts of whales surrounding Japan. Given by Siberia for whatever reaso

It seems like the OCE settler ran out of ideas to name cities and just named it after the first sound he heard. Overall a decent city spot, with some good defensive capabilities.

Ah the northern lands of the bad PAU. Not much to say really, good sized cities, much room to settle. And devoid of units, where could they possibly have gone to?

Down south it seems,in the thick jungle of Brazil. Fortaleza is down to zero hp, but with no units around it aside from some lone trireme its bound to be safe a bit more. For the southern 2 cities however the situation looks a lot more dire, with PAU units on each side.

Sibr snagged Nisa and stole Ctesiphon from rightful Prideland hands, REEE at those snowhuts. (the Petra you can see was a graphical glitch folks, no need to worry)

Can Parthia reclaim Nisa?

Atalanta is in the red, with still a solid amount of units, whilst Jeorjia is in the yellow with a significant number of melee units as well. Place your bets now on how long they will last. My bet is 3 turns.

So many prideland units, so few enemies to actually use them on. A true waste of potential.

Look at that brave settler in Yemen.

The Parthians meanwhile still got Nisa surrounded. Some units around Ctesiphon, but it doesn't seem like enough to flip it.

Sibr military support when?

Not much has changed here, brazil still royally screwed. I guess carnaval won't be celebrated any time soon.



Nisa down in the red with a significant force of angry Parthians surrounding it, is this the end of siberian domination down south? If only Sibr had more units.. Wait they do? Then why aren't they sending them down south? Sibr AI smh.

And the twin sister city of Atlantis finally has their namesake in its own borders: Atalanta has been flipped, while a fresh load of PAU units can now focus on Jeorjia, who seems royally screwed.

An ominous picture of Hong Kong, who is surrounded on all sides by OCE units. Can the russians keep the city? Or will it be ruled forever by the OCE? Find out next time on: CHG.

Nisa is back in rightful Parthian hands. A massive Sibr army is chilling in the north around Qashliq. GG Sibr.

Prideland units meanwhile decided to do some cultural touring through anatolia due to the lack of enemies to murder.

And now Jeorjia has fallen as well. Fortaleza itself is still in the red, but safe for now.

Press F to pay your respects to the 2 brazilian cities that in a different time would not have been part of the greatest extent of Brazil.

Let that be a lesson kids; settlers are your friends.



Haymarket is surrounded by russian boats. The city is still in the green while the triremes look beaten. I’d tell the russians to hurry up to send reinforcements, but they don't seem to be in a russian. I'll show myself out.

Right after I have finnished narrating naturally! Wouldn’t want to ditch my newly given duties.

Nisa is firmly in Parthian hands, whilst the rest hasn't been changed much.

And is that Permskoye I see having been flipped on the right side? Damn good job from the OCE.

(leris note - they already had it smh)



Haymarket in the red, with still 3 boats around the place, they might flip it for a short time at least.

Yes they did! Haymarket is russian, for now at least. Should be save for a couple more turns, as the OCE is busy sieging up Hong Kong, who now has only half its hp left.

For the less attentive viewers: PAU has finished the terracotta army. Fortazela *might* be in danger.

Remember that Prideland settler in Yemen? Instead of settling in the decent location that is Yemen, it decided it liked piracy in the desert more and settled Atebub in Somalia. Time to remove the desert in Somalia through some blessed rains down in Africa to make it flourish.

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( - leris)

Hong Kong has been taken! And liberated? The OCE showed themselves of their altruistic side by breathing in new life to the city state of Hong Kong. May they use their newfound freedom well. Units incoming to Haymarket, who is completely undefended and still in the yellow.

Dutch Triremes are looking to find new trade opportunities in the Americas, casually ignoring the *massive* american army that currently occupies the brazilian jungle. Will Fortaleza fall? If the PAU AI is any indication, the answer is probably a no.

Haymarket in the red, and the Japanese settler hasn't moved an inch. Russians seem to be moving to Permskoye?

Ah yes, the Iranian clusterfuck. Parthia does have a new settler around Ecbatana, where will it settle? South Iran or India seems a likely candidate, might be a good candidate for the Pridelands to take. The Siberian army still has the same amount of effort done in the war: Zilch. I guess it's time to send some generals into the gulags.

And Haymarket flips back to the OCE! Russia doesn't have many good cities left aside from the absolutely solid snow cities up north. Luckily russians can eat snow right?

Looks pretty similar as to a few slides ago? It looks like Fortaleza is a proper Fort amirite.

Ah New York, Bahamas. Everyone's favorite destination. A rare pic of the so far not very piraty pirates of Port royale. Seafaring pirates when?





Russia makes a push for the Haymarket. I guess they really can't eat snow after all and really need that Hay. I’d tell them earlier, but hay, who am I to judge.

The Parthian settler indeed moved down south to Iran. He is taking his sweet time though, so maybe Iwalked is more fitting.



There we have it, the new city of Hecatompylos. Heca for short. A dutch scout now is trapped in the nomansland of Parthia.

Aaand the attack has crumbled like a cookie. You see kids, that's why you always use the right amount of flour when baking. Too much and it breaks, too little and it gets soggy. For more baking tips stay tuned.

On a side note, the Japanese settler is moving north. Will it settle logically and settle whatever that northern island of Japan is called.

Boston, South Alaska has been founded! It eeh, it has fish, a forest and eeh… that's about it. Its something I guess?

Philadelphia has been settled in northern Canada. Home to everyone’s favorite TV show: It’s always freezing in Philadelphia.

More of the same as Fortaleza is still in the yellow, and PAU units still surround it. Pesky jungle, keeping the americans at bay. Agent orange when?

Speaking of orange: the dutch have more troops in the caribbean!



Yet another attempt of russia to take Haymarket. Their propaganda media already made a movie of it: Haymarket 2: An electric boogaloo. Kyoto has been settled by hapan up north. 1 more city and Japan is a unity once again.



A big change has happened folks: Fortaleza is in the red. Will it actually flip? Only god can tell. But mufasa ain't no tattletale. No sir he aint.

Amsterdam has been growing thicc and strong, whilst the rest of the dutch core isn't doing too shabby either. Meanwhile there is some cultural enrichment down in Italy by Ashanti troops. Did I mention the dutch got the Great Lighthouse? I didn't? Whoops, my bad folks. But yeah, they got a lighthouse, which is pretty great. It shines very brightly due to the divine light of Mufasa. Plz convert people, k thanks.

Mozambique has been settled by the Yeti’s desert cousin: Yeji.

Oof, look at victoriacum having 11 citizen already. Very nice.

Meanwhile the PAU once again get a wonder, this time the colossus.

Haymarket might flip, but it’s gonna be a close one. Russia does have a lot of units around Vladivostok.

A closeup of Kyoto, with plenty of wales and tobacco to keep itself happy for quite some time. Tobacco: making people happy since 3000BC. Dont smoke kids, smoking is bad M’kay, vaping is all the rage now.

Yikes: look at that Siberian Carpet. That really could do some damage, IF ONLY THEY WOULD ACTUALLY MOVE LIKE….. SOUTH INTO PARTHIA.

Haymarket has been flipped, but for how long? OCE units are already on their way to take it back. Man, people really do love their Hay.

Aand its still in the red, now with more brazilian units defending the land. The PAU navy might take it, but with only 1 point of entry, its gonna take hella long.

Pretty much the same slide still, but it looks like a ashanti fort has taken fish away from Fort Oranje. Sorry friends, this was done by a rogue general, plz forgive.

Seriously? Another one? Yep you got that right folks, the great wall of america is a thing. Someone show this to trump, I’m sure he will love it. You see, the PAU has a wall, and do they have troubles with mexico? No! There is not a single mexican unit in sight! Proof it works!

Haymarket still is russian. Might seem to be theirs for a little while longer.

Whoops, I was wrong. See this is why I don't gamble. I’d lose money faster than I’d find stupid shit to bet on.

Japan has a new settler. Yes, a rebel civ led by Supe has in 1 part already got more settlers than Brazil in 3. Take 5 minutes to take that in, if you need.

Aaand the PAU navy is all but present, with 1 meager ship still attacking. Fortazela itself is now in the yellow.

Sibr has a settler built, but not much else can be said about Siberian activity. Plz rename Pelym to Gulag please.

Look at this beautiful shade of orange. It truly warms my dutch heart to see my home country being represented in such a nice way. For the rest though, not much changed?

Freeland is religious? Good to know. I guess.



(leris note - they have ridded themselves of weeabooism)

A mighty prideland navy of a whopping 1 trireme has taken down Heca to yellow hp! Go forth you mighty sailor! May the winds favor your sails!

Russian ownership of Haymarket™ seems to be coming to an end as OCE has send in units to reclaim the city. The japanese settler moved a whopping 1 tile guys! Progress, one tile at a time.

Fortaleza fell into a burning ring of PAU soldiers. Yet its still save, who woulda thunk.

OCE Haymarket™ when?

No way in priderock that the Russia can defend this.



The lone trireme is getting reinforcements, but what a baller that guy has been. Literally single boatedly has he taken down Heca to the red. Someone give that boat a raise.

Dear diary: its been 2000 years since the siege of Fortaleza began, and still, the city stands. I swear the city feels like Ba Sing Se. The americans better sneak in Azula to take the city or else this city ain't gonna budge.



Prideland Iran is a go! The little trireme that could managed to take Heca! Mufasa truly smiles proudly onto him. But will it be enough to hold the massive army of Parthian units at bay that have surrounded the city? Only time will tell. So let's move on!

A melee unit would be useful for the OCE. They do have a couple spearman nearby, but they gotta be a tad closer to take the city. In the meanwhile, haymarket™ seems pretty screwed. Impressive work still of the OCE AI though, good focus on the frontlines despite being so far away from the capital. 10/10 would do a naval invasion as OCE again.

Dear diary: its been turn 98. Fortazela still is brazilian. Please someone do something.

Look at that thicc city of Amsterdam: 15 whole citizen! You know guys, amsterdam truly is an overrated city. If you ever go to the Netherlands, you are far better of elsewhere. Go to cities like Utrecht, Delft or Leiden. Or any of the dozen other old towns we got, but not Amsterdam man, trash city for trash people.

Haymarket™ has finally flipped back to OCE hands! There is a solid amount of units on the frontlines from them, but it probably won't be enough to press into the heavily fortified city of Nakhodka. Plz rename to Nakwodka, thanks.

The Japanese settler in the meantime has taken to the sails near Kyoto. Destiny; the wide beyond.



Rip, Heca flipped back to Parthia. And they took the little trireme that could with them. He is in the heavens now, feasting in the halls of Mufasa. The parthians will pay for their insolence.

Press F for TriremyMcTriremeface



Haymarket™ has been consolidated by the OCE, as units rush forward to aid in their campaigns north of the border.



Obligatory 69 joke because I'm very mature. Fortaleza still can’t get some by the americans, who seem too preoccupied to look at some very nice jungle bush.



Heca is again down in the red as trireme has been attacking the city to avenge his fallen brother. Godspeed my child. Godspeed.

A whopping 2 settlers are moving in south east africa. I'm all in favor of beating the evil PAU in city count, but isn’t Africa a little crowded now?

The Americans overheard that the pridelands would overtake them in city count, so they quickly squeezed out another settler down by St Louis. Boston & Philly have been growing pretty well so far despite their geographical handicap.



Central America has a solid shade of Blue, ever being watched by the watchful eyes of the dutch scouts.

Come on, do something. If Fortaleza doesn't flip next part because the americans burned the jungle to a crisp I swear I will bundle up in a corner and cry.

Not much has changed so far here. A massive pile of units however has been made so far. Very nice.



Hey look: there is room south of Konongo for a settler! Someone tell that south african settler fast. Konongo has been growing very well with the terraformed river of floodplains.

Go forth Trireme! Take Heca in the name of Mufasa!

Nothing much changed for the rest. NEXT!

I’d comment on how the siberians still have a massive, yet unused carpet, but tbh, I don't want to bring myself into a depression.



The Australian core looks surprisingly empty. Maybe we should send a prideland settler into the australian desert? It's not like they are using it.

The crow city of Caw Caw has been growing to 5 citizen, as the chinese front has stabilized in the nomans land in between Russia & Australia. Haymarket™ might get a lucky flip from the russians, but for the rest the front is stable.

The japanese settler moved another tile, this time to north of Kyoto! Where will he settle? Eastern russia or Alaska? Or perhaps, the shitty 1 tile island north of him?

Sibr looking strong yet inactive af. Someone throw in a beehive or some meth into those units. Anything to get them moving.

Closeup of the little settler that could. Also, the russian hinterlands are looking empty. Y’all gotta make more units if you wanna keep OCE at bay, just saying.



Looks like that was the last slide for me to say anything useful on. Thank you all for allowing me to narrate. It's been a blast to finally narrate a part after lurking for ages.

This has been Stefan, may you all have a blessed day. Praise Mufasa, Praise stool.

Plz convert to Pride Rock religion, k, thanks.



waifuism strongk :>