Why won't Harry and Nancy be nice to him? He is the Commander Guy, after all. Bush has a clear plan for Iraq, he described it to us today:

"By the way, in the report it said, it is -- the government may have to put in more troops to be able to get to that position. And that's what we do. We put in more troops to get to a position where we can be in some other place. The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm the commander guy."

We're putting in MORE troops to get to a position where we can be in some other place. Well why didn't he say so in the first place?! We could have saved the lives of 3,300 American soldiers and half a trillion in taxpayer money had the Commander Guy just come out with this brilliant plan for victory when we invaded four years ago.And by the way, Commander Guy just lied. He told us several months ago that he was no longer relying on the commander guys and gals on the ground - in the future, Bush told us, he was going to be the decider, not the commanders. Now when Congress is finally taking away his car keys, suddenly it's the commanders in Iraq who are running the show.Uh huh. He thinks none of us have ever been around 4 year old children before.