Once upon a time, Spongebob got super horny.

"Golllllly I'm so horny Gary!" He exclaimed with vibrant tones as his square pants bulged to the point of ripping.

He then proceeded to hump Gary's shell for 2 hours straight, stopping only to get his clothes out of the washing machine.

After completely ruining Gary's asshole with his yellow, square dick, he went next door to his neighbor's house who lived next to him in a house that was adjacent to his.

Spongebob knocked on the door thrice with hands soaked with saliva and semen.

Squidward Tensticles opened the door and said "What do you want you goof I am so busy!"

Spongebob, unable to contain himself, shoved his dick right into Squid's asshole and shrieked his words of love; "GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH"

Squidward, taken aback, but loving every second of it, joined him in his song and together they made love.

After that Spongebob did some other shit and other people probably got fucked, I dunno.

The end.

Fuck you.