A couple years ago, I made the ill-fated decision of briefly dating a startup founder. He just popped up in my social media feed, and I couldn't come up with a better parody of a tech bro if I tried.



Let's laugh at my misfortune; here's a brief thread with the bingo card.

✔️ Sued for wage theft



This man is currently battling a lawsuit for repeatedly missing payroll while encouraging his employees to work "on a volunteer basis" in his first venture as a CEO. *Despite this*, he was hired to be a founder in residence at a new VC firm.

✔️ For over a year, his profile picture was him shaking hands with Hillary Clinton.

✔️ Biden and Beto are his top picks for 2020. No, I'm not kidding.