Women Trying To Sleep Unsuccessfully In Western Art History

okay rule A, don’t take off her cloak when she’s sleeping

rule B, don’t touch her hair when she’s sleeping

i don’t care how asleep they are, don’t bend over them and stare directly at their vaginas

no touching someone’s hips just because they’re asleep either, that seems like a given

this is just dickish

why would you do that

i don’t know what you’re about to do but don’t do it

just walk away man she’s clearly exhausted

oh, hey, there she is, i’ve been meaning to talk to her about — SHE IS ASLEEP GIVE HER A FUCKING MINUTE

don’t PULL THE BLANKET OUT FROM UNDER HER WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU HAVE WINGS, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

just back up and walk out of there buddy

it’s rude for a man and it’s rude for a goat to wake this woman up so you’re wrong twice

put that hand back

FIVE MORE MINUTES DUDE

what would you even get out of this

it can wait little dude

why is everyone being such a dick

staring counts as touching, don’t touch someone who is sleeping, go look at something awake