I've been around long enough to know that the internet audience is always demanding something new. I've also been around long enough to know that hardcore net addiction lasts about two years for the average user, and in the same time period the number of users will more than double. So if I post something that's two years old (which I often do on my own site), I find that there's an entirely new set of eyes who've never encountered that particular thing. In that spirit, and on finding out that YesBut has never posted a glossary of ascii emoticons, I will fill the void and bring you a handy reference for when you need to type it out in pictures. Those of you who are familiar with these can let the others play. Continue reading for boobicons, assicons, and more.