



After I was sacked from my last job, I got a new job as a salesman at a sex shop nearby.





One day a nice-looking woman entered the shop and walked straight to talk to me.





This is what ensued between us.





WOMAN: " Please where is the artificial penis section?"





ME: " Next to the counter on your left."





WOMAN: " How much is the big red one?"





ME: " Sorry, Madam, that is our fire extinguisher."





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