

inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move

very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage -

the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane.





Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.

Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do...









All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess!





NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!!





Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her

hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used...





Here come the gross parts...





I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow...





I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is...





Always room for more pizza and do-nuts!









This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuationinspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t movevery far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage -the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane.Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do...All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess!NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!!Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where herhand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used...Here come the gross parts...I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow...I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is...Always room for more pizza and do-nuts! Remember when you last said to a visitor,

“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!”

After looking at this, it’s safe to say that your house is not so bad after all...



QuotaBills There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz



Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown



Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin



Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder



A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West



There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland



Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb



We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell



I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald



Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern



While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown



A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde



To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson



In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen



One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis



What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa



Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock



Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker



I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove



On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin



My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright



Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce



All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten



People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams



Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath



Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams



You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker



The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou



Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker



One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock



Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham



A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser



My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright



Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart



Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown



One need not be a chamber to be haunted;

One need not be a house;

The brain has corridors surpassing

Material place. - Emily Dickinson



An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese



I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac



At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison





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