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Calvin: Oh no! I just remembered that today is "Show and Tell" day! I need something to show and tell about! Mom: Why can't you think of these things more than two minutes before the bus comes? Calvin: What can I take? I've gotta take something! I've..ah...never mind, Mom! Do we have any plastic bags? Mom: I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't...