It's our son's bedtime and, as usual, he has no intention of going quietly. That I have a business trip coming up doesn't help matters either. That's alright, though. To settle him down, I'll tell him about my secret identity: the monster slayer that keeps him and his mother safe. As the crickets chirp outside and the train hoots in the distance, this is how I send our child to sleep. From an adorable script by u/eclaiendearment.