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("...And then the grasshopper says, "you have a drink named Steve?" LOLOLOLOL!!!1!")

(Settle a bet for me. Are serial killers naturally drawn to this particular style of eyeglass frame, or do the frames themselves create serial killers?)

(Gene Wilder makes a Sweeps Week cameo appearance.)

("Why don't you recycle that Gene Wilder joke one more time, Robin Williams? Maybe this time, someone will laugh.")

(My cat does the same thing when we have to administer her ear medication.)

(Case in point with the eyeglass frame thing. The casting of Oldham was so good, I actually thought they just pulled a guy off Death Row and told him to act natural.)

(Stupid, stupid Sayid. Never accept a square-headed prostitute's proposition for sex in a hotel lounge. That's Hitman Rule #1.)

(The lead singer of the Shins is relieved of his security duties.)

("Here's breakfast, guys. I ate most of it on the way over here, but there's plenty of fruit left.")

("Hmm...I think I'll shoot a child in the heart today.")

(Hey, you know what they say. 'If this van's a-flaming, don't bother trying to drive it, because it's on fire, you dumbass.')

("You see, if I kill Ben Linus when he's a child, then he'll never grow up to be responsible for the death of my wife, Nadia, which means that I'll never take misdirected vengeance against the wrong people through the manipulation of Ben, which would lead to my arrest and eventual crash-landing back on the Island in 1977, giving me the opportunity to kill Ben Linus as a child.")

(Tim Geithner tries to make toast. We're never getting our money back, kids.)

("WRENCHES!")

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