devilgoat

You know, there’s fast food hamburgers. There’s fast food Mexican. There’s fast food Chinese.

Blah blah blah.

Have you ever wondered why there isn’t a fast food option for

Italian food?

What about pizza? Pizza? Never heard of it.

That’s what people will be saying in 20 years, because pizza is old news, Chris.

Pizza is your grandfather’s calzone.

What I’m talking about is a portable, delicious meal, that is it’s own container.

It’s a whole new spin on Italian fast casual dining.

And you of all people will like this:

I’m gonna use low-fat ingredients.

Game-changer.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery

“The Low-cal Calzone Zone.”