Phil Robertson, Christian, hunter, homophobe, and Duck Commander (aka patriarch) on the execrable television show Duck Dynasty, was brought onto Sean Hannity’s television show to give his opinion on ISIS. After flaunting his Bible (“I never leave home without my Bible and my woman”), he proposes to either convert ISIS to the gospel of Jesus or, if that fails, engage them in a gunfight.

Why this loon is taken seriously as someone whose opinion carries weight defies me. It’s America, Jake! And I apologize to the rest of the world on behalf of my country.