I hate to admit it, but i was getting nervous. I was afraid the 'Ole USPS pulled a fast one on me and misplaced my gift. After arriving home today, the first full week back to work, I was prove wrong. I have to profess one thing... My SS is one bad mothaf*! I listed blink-182 as one of my favorite bands and I received none other than a blink Christmas sweat shirt. Fits brilliantly. Next I look into what appers to be a jewelery box, afraid something might jump out at me. Nope, just some goddamned beard wax and oil. Hell yeah! And wait what else? a light bulb? (now my exclamation becomes "Hell yeah?") And then I get to the final gift. Lead Pipes? Power cords? "What kinda contraption did this Joker send me?" A Lamp. The most trendy ass, (homemade?), best f****, piece of practical art I now can claim as my own. Truly a relic worthy of warding off Krampus year round. Secret Santa, whichever one of you it is, I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart. You made it fun. Thank you for your generosity and for making this a great holiday for me. You Da real MVP