So alright

literally like 30 minutes after i posted that last myth

with that shameless plea for money

a kind kind soul

(whose name i will not divulge

out of courtesy

because i know all you bastards would be at his or her door

tomorrow morning

with your tin cups out)

gave me twenty american dollars

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

I have now made enough money off this blog

to afford the little wireless device

that will give me internet wherever I go

I ordered it two minutes ago

and UPS is bringing it to the house i have broken into

and slept in for the past week and a half

so thank you, kind stranger

here is your awesome reward

or at least 1/4 of it

new city

new hat

same shirtless