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Disney characters, they’re just like us! They have hobbies! They eat food! They do things! When we are first introduced to our favorite Disney characters in their respective films, they are on the cusp of a great discovery or a grand change; an inciting incident destined to change their lives forever. But have you ever wondered what a typical day was like for them before all the madness? Or perhaps after? Well, wonder no longer! We’ve used our deduction and critical skills (thanks, SAT testing) to infer an answer.

Rapunzel



7 a.m. – The usual morning lineup: Start on the chores and sweep ’til the floor’s all clean. Polish and wax, do laundry, and mop and shine up. Sweep again and again

7:15 a.m.– It’s like 7:15!!!!

7:16 a.m. – Read a book or maybe two or three

9:30 a.m. – Add a few new paintings to the gallery

10:00 a.m. – Play guitar and knit

11:30 a.m. – Cook

Noon – Lunch

1:00 p.m. – Puzzles, darts, and baking

2:00 p.m. – Paper mache

2:30 p.m. – A bit of ballet

2:45 p.m. – Chess

3 p.m. – Pottery

3:15 p.m. – Ventriloquism

3:30 p.m. – Candle-making

3:55 p.m. – Stretch

4:00 p.m. – Sketch

4:15 p.m. – Take a climb

4:30 p.m. – Sew a dress

(If there’s time to spare): Read a few more books, paint the walls some more

5 p.m.– Brush hair

6 p.m. – Brush hair some more

6:30 p.m. – Still brushing

7 p.m. – Wonder and wonder and wonder and wonder when life will begin

9:00 p.m. – Wonder one last time when life will begin

9:05 p.m. – Say goodnight to Pascal

9:10 p.m. – Go to sleep

The Baker from Beauty and the Beast



8 a.m. – Wake up to the sound of people yelling “Bonjour”

8:05 a.m. – Walk by Belle with tray of bread and rolls. Hear Belle sing about the tray like always

8:06 a.m. – Say “Good morning, Belle!” right after Belle calls your town “poor and provincial”

8:06:30 a.m. – Ask Belle where she is off to

8:06:45 a.m. – Belle talks about a boring story she is reading

8:07 a.m. – Escape from the conversation by telling Marie to hurry up and get her baguettes

8:10 a.m. – Tell some more people “Bonjour” and ask them about their families and their wives

8:15 a.m. – Muse about how Belle is different from the rest of the town and nothing like the rest of the town

8:20 a.m. – Some woman calls your bread stale

8:25 a.m. – Crowd around Gaston as he declares that he will make Belle his wife

8:26 a.m. – Join with the rest of the town in the coordinated sing-a-long about how Belle is weird

8:27 a.m. – Watch Belle leave the town and Gaston climb a house to reach her

8:28 a.m. – Walk away just as Belle turns around. Marvel as, yet another day, she fails to realize that the whole town is talking smack about her

8:30 a.m. – Go back to the bakery

8:35 a.m. – Bake bread and rolls

7:30 p.m. – Go to town choir practice to prep for tomorrow’s performance.

8:30 p.m. – Hit the hay

Gaston



8 a.m. – Wake up and admire your guns and your guns

8:15 a.m. – Slick back that perfect Gaston hair

8:20 a.m. – 5 dozen eggs!

8:25 a.m. – Stroll into town and declare your desire to make Belle your wife

8:27 a.m. – Climb on top of someone’s house to stop Belle in her tracks

8:31 a.m. – Get shot down by Belle

9:00 a.m. – LeFou tells you how great you are

9:30 a.m. – Shoot some elk so you’ll have some antlers for, you know, decorating

10:00 a.m. – Pose for your latest portrait

10:30 a.m. – LeFou tells you how great you are

11 a.m. – Polish those hunting trophies

Noon – LeFou tells you how great you are

1 p.m. – Shoot a bear

2 p.m. – LeFou tells you how great you are

3 p.m. – Turn the bear into a rug

4 p.m. – LeFou tells you how great you are

5 p.m. – Hit the local bar

6 p.m. – LeFou sings to you about how great you are

7 p.m. – Play some chess

8 p.m. – Get in a brawl for the heck of it

9 p.m. – Enter an expectorating contest

9:30 p.m. – Kill the expectorating contest

Dory



8 a.m. – Do something

9 a.m. – Wonder what you were doing

10 a.m. – Do something else

11 a.m. – Wonder what that was

Noon – Do another thing

1 p.m. – Wonder what that other thing was

2 p.m. – Oh look, another thing to do!

3 p.m. – What was it again?

4 p.m. – Tell some fish about how you suffer from short-term memory loss

5 p.m. – Play tag with Chico

6 p.m. – Or was it Nemo … ?

7 p.m. – Tell Marlin to stop worrying and just keep swimming

8 p.m. – Do something else

8:30 p.m. – And another thing

2 a.m. – Realize it’s 2 a.m. and that you can’t remember what you did the entire day. Go to sleep

Anna



9:00 a.m. – Wake up

9:15 a.m. – Realize “it’s snowing”!!

9:30 a.m. – Go knock on Elsa’s door and ask her if she wants to build a snowman

9:32 a.m. – Lament how you never see her anymore

10:00 a.m. – Use your dolls to try to comprehend why Elsa is acting weird

11 a.m. – Lay on the floor and contemplate … EVERYTHING

2 p.m. – It doesn’t hurt to ask again, right?

2:30 p.m. – Peer into the keyhole, hoping for any sign of reason

2:45 p.m. – Ask her if she wants to build a snowman in a funny voice

3 p.m. – Get dismissed by Elsa. Face the music. Your comedy is too high brow

4 p.m. – Pace the halls in sadness

6 p.m. – Eat dinner

7 p.m. – Run around the halls

8 p.m. – Go to sleep

Mr. Pricklepants



5:00 a.m. – Rise and shine

5:30 a.m. – Style hair and remove any jelly beans that might have gotten stuck in it from last night’s performance

5:45 a.m. – Iron your lederhosen and do your vocal exercises

6:05 a.m. – Practice saying the word “theater” in an English accent

6:30 a.m. – Move underneath the bed to practice saying the word “theater” when Trixie and Buttercup inevitably start complaining about you saying the word “theater” over and over again

7:00 a.m. – Go to the mirror. Practice smiling and acting “normal”

7:30 a.m. – Tell the toys to get in formation. It’s T-minus 30 minutes to showtime

8:00 a.m. – Bonnie is awake. Lights, imaginary camera, act cool!

8:30 a.m. – Bonnie heads out for daycare and brings Woody along for the day. What a lucky toy

9:00 a.m. – Do some scene work with the peas in the pod

9:30 a.m. – Look up Marlon Brando on the internet and research method acting

Noon – Hear the door open. Bonnie is back from day care

12:15 p.m. – Bonnie’s friend makes a surprise appearance

12:16 p.m. – Have a brief moment of hyperventilation. This was not in the plans

12:17 p.m. – Remind yourself that you are a hedgehog wearing lederhosens. You are fabulous and no one can tell you otherwise

12:18 p.m. – Take three deep breaths, gain your composure

12:19 p.m. – Give the performance of a lifetime

3:00 p.m. – Success. Bonnie’s friend says she wants to come back for another playdate

3:05 p.m. – Bonnie gives you a hug. Who needs a statue of a golden man when you can get one of those

4:00 p.m. – Bonnie heads downstairs to say goodbye to her friend

5:05 p.m. – Gather the toys together. Give an acceptance speech

5:30 p.m. – Bonnie heads down for dinner

6:00 p.m. – Drink lemon water. Rest up for tomorrow’s performance

The Slug from Monsters University



12:00 a.m. – 12:00 a.m. – Try to make it to class.

Which character’s day is most like yours? Tell us in the comments!

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