Chapter 1: The Boy with an Ever Erect Johnny

My birth was somewhat similar to the big bang, it was a big explodediotion of boom and color n rainboews. Since I was born I have a raging erected boner. During miscarriage, I ruptured my mother vaginal walls with my dick-hard rock, fortunately this is her fetish so she moaned spiritually in pleasure making two peace signs and doing the ahegao. The doctor was so turned on by this that he orgasmed in two places at the same time.

"Oh yes onii-chan bush-sama did 9/11 ueghhhh"

"Shut the fuck up you nigger cuntfuck!" Shouted the nurse from the corner of the room. She cannot stop him because she is bound with finger spinners to my dead twin brother who my mother miscarried because she forgot to pray to holy allah that morning. But now it was past midnight and my mother have done her daily ritual of goat fucking so I am okay.

My foetal penis was made up two times the length of my mature body, and 420% of my body mass, my father was jealous that he can wank with two fingers so beat me untill I have developed chronic autism and become Japan's only carrier of Up Syndrome because my penis was always up.

Trust me I say wehn ive trying everything to calm my nightmare dong. I once seeing in the news there was a normie who masturbates 27 times in a row and dieded. But my penis was still hard as an infidel wrapped in explosives after 500 jackoffs to my 2D waifutanari for 5 days straight and 34 days gay.

One day, my mom walked in on me jacking off to Hispanic White porn in one tab and in the other tab a fanart of my dead brother with a rolling pin down its anus. My hands are full with wee wee, semen and other bodily fluids. "Fuck boi I need you to do the disheswtf this shit." She was so ashamed that she disown me on the spot while furiously try to jack of with her other hand. She's not my mom so Allah says it's not incest anymore! In fact, my dad was so horny that nightt tit became a hot and steamy fivesome. But we are black so it was actually a threesome.

But when we are having fun and my father giving my mother the good dicksuccing I come in his friend's ass who bit on my father's penis

"AAAAHHHREEEEEEEE STAAAAAAHHHPP"

But it is too late and my father is now my mother. To resolve this problem we walked to the police station to explain but it is hard because a down putted superglue in teh car lubricant we was using and lard oil can only dissolve muslimes. When we got there we saw three police, who saw us too

"Twoo mums? INSHALLAH!" They shouted gleefuly as they are whipping out their already erect richards and are screwing my parents to peces but the more the merrier and soon we are cumming twice as fast than the second coming of allah. But we have to stop because an infedel almost step on the holy Quran I set on the floor last time I came here for an orgy.

After our orgy at the police station, my three parents developed ebola because of the extra chromosomes hiding inside my foreskin's clitoris. As we are cumming so fast before we knew it Saint Nicholas joined in and we brought the coming of Christmas, so I setted out on a quest to turn into a floppier wanker than my father's 60's porn disks again from the Halal Pig in the holy North.

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~END OF CHAPTER 1~