Hundreds are dead tonight, and thousands are homeless after a maniacal drilling supervisor expanding nearby subway lines veered off course, running amok all along the East River. Taking a tidal wave of the drug induced terrorism, the old Domino Sugar factory site a now revitalized hub of buzzing consciousnesses, suffered irreparable foundation damage requiring full demolition.

Arrested by peace officers while still gurgling at the controls of the monster boring machine, the hallucinogenically intoxicated foreman know as Arthur James Arnott will be charged on multiple counts almost certainly leading to a death sentence. The roban hijacked the heavy machinery while no one was looking and went on to cause unbelievable havoc. “No one should ever take that much Orange acid at work.” said a coworker of the apprehended who preferred to remain annon.

From the Depths

Local residents all expressed sadness at the loss of such a wonderful playground for adults of carbon and non carbon basis. The shadow box skyscrapers no longer stand. Efforts are underway to salvage parts of the communities Zero Energy Desalinization Water Fortress, the first of it’s kind in all the world.