Your story sad to tell,

A teenage ne'er do well,

Most mixed up non-delinquent in the mill!

Your future's so unclear now,

What's left of your career now?

Can't even get a trade in on your grill!

Angels: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

Auto school dropout,

You've designs really are quite bad!

Auto school dropout,

Missed your midterms and completely flunked CAD!

Well at least you could have taken time to bother with exhaust pipes

Instead of spending time to figure out just were to put the racing stripes

Baby get moving (Baby get movin),

Why keep your feeble hopes alive?

What are you proving (What are you provin)?

You've got the dream but not the drive.

If you go for your diploma, you just end up asking why.

Turn in your drafting pen and go back to DeVry!

Auto school dropout (Auto school dropout),

Hanging around the Pep Boy store.

Auto school dropout (Auto school dropout),

It's about time you knew the score...