(Originally posted here: www.reddit.com/r/IceCreamWaifu… 'What?... Look, sweetheart, I already paid your boss his damn Lien. Now, what are you doing in my office, I have expense reports to file...'*stands up, walks closer*'Hey now, I ain't done nothing to you or Torchwick, so you best back off, before I...'*kiss*'Are you... seriously coming on to...?'*nods*'...Alright, pint-size, I ain't picky. The umbrella stays in the stand, though.'*nods, grins, tackles*'Woah!'*SLAM!*