Hey guys! Sorry this is coming out a day late, blame tumblr and/or my school’s wifi lol I tried really had to get it to upload but it wouldn’t. Anyway here are the results!



Q1:

Results: Most of you were excited to take this survey! Yay! I love the 67.9% of you that said yes and the 3.4% of you that said no can choke lol jk

Q2:

Results: About 43.1% of you said Steve is wrong and pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. 28.3% of you are still my friend and said it does belong HAYDEN

Fav responses:

“whomst in their right fucking mind wouldn’t eat pizza? anyway pineapple can choke”

“Fuck y’all you don’t like it it belongs okay Paris Hilton is on my side I win”



“Pussy”



“fuck fruits”



“pineapple on pizza is my ride or die”



Q3:

Results: 43.7% of you just want diamonds from watching the ads which like same. 32.4% of you say we have to renovate this place which like mood

Fav responses:

“I’ve made up a story in my own head where Austin is actually a serial killer luring victims in by lying to them by saying they inherited a mansion/garden. When they get there he kills them in different ways like HH Holmes then he burys them in the garden and the cycle continues. so yeah I like them ya know?”



“The fact that the butler has to work for his parents is peak capitalism”



Q4:

Results: Most of you would try to find the corgi, about 41.9% of y’all and only 5.7% of you would save Riley so rip the queen

Q5:

Results: 23.3% of you said you would flirt with the blonde cuz she’s cute so like same. Only a few of you would cry.

Fav responses:

A large number of you responded with “awaghgawbhga all over my VALENTINO WHITE BAG”

“SEDUCE THE GORGEOUS FUCKER”



“Why don’t you at me next time, Kenna! -Becca”



Q6:

Results: Around 25.6% of you wouldn’t notice your parents gone since you never leave your rooms and 21.8% of you said you would keep a bunch of animals in your shed

Fav responses:

“is meth and sleep an option?”



“Have an orgy in my home, y’all are invited”



“Sit in the living room instead of my room”



Q7:

Results: 18.7% of you like HSS’ opening song, and in second was the song that plays when you’re getting down and dirty with your li. 18.1% liked this song the most

Q8:

Results: Almost half of you like Friday chapters the most

Q9: Which vine quote describes choices in your opinion?

Results: The one with the most votes, with 33% of you people picking it, was “give me your fucking money”. In second with 27.3% of the votes was “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” and in dead last with 5.3% of the votes was “Hey did you happen to go to class last week?” “I have never missed a class”. Also I forgot to put “I saw you hanging out with Katilyn the other day” “R-Rebecca it’s not what you think!” “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” So that gets a mention because it just does

Fav responses:

“BITCH VINE IS LIFE”



“waddup I’m hayden, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to be a real human”



“My favorite screamo band is probably big time rush”



“Listen kenna, I went through all of these and they all match choices ok”



Q10:

Results: just look at the picture lol

Q11:

Results: almost 30% of voters said LBD while Brian had 18 votes making him dead last. So sad.

Q12:

Results: Most of you aren’t made out of diamonds, 33.9% of you to be exact.

Fav Responses:

“ITS BRITNEY BITCH”



“I’m the one riding Liam’s dick does it matter what I say back?”



“Doesn’t matter since I’m gonna be queen”



“Choke you fake ass bitch”



“Move I’m gay”



Q13:

Results: 27.5% of users are barely coping rip. 26.4% of you are still waiting on MW and hero so the drought is still happening. Hang in there guys!

Fav responses:

“i was one week away from becoming a full on 1D stan again”



“sometimes I can still hear the screams”



“Nah the crazy jake stans killed me after I made a post about #ShortJake”



Q14:

Results: 28.4% of you did not get the scene with michelle, 12.2% cried because of it and 6% of you didn’t but you don’t care

Fav responses:

“Don’t rub it in Kenna!”



“Yeah and I’m gay for her AGAIB”



“No! I had to skate with Jake’s stank ass!”



“yes, she’s MY wife now kenna”



“I gave up on ES when Sean didn’t purpose”



Q15:

Results: about 50% of y’all like chocolate, 23.2% of you had the correct answer by saying white chocolate isn’t real chocolate and guess what it isn’t! There’s no caco or coco or whatever in white chocolate so it’s not fucking chocolate it can CHOKE

Fav responses:

“Dick flavored”



“It’ my kink!”



And someone said they don’t eat chocolate because just looking at it makes them fat and they would rather be thin than happy and let me tell you bb that I eat chocolate every day and i am TINY so like love yourself and eat some chocolate thx

Q16: Out of these places where would you rather visit?

Results: Cordonia got 62.6% of the votes and in dead last was Hearst with only 54 voters

Q17:

Results: 34.5% of voters said they wouldn’t be surprised either way, while 20.6% of you said you 100% think they’re a robot

Fav responses:

“I deleted H***** from my life after the pineapple incident”



“Hayden is Danny DeVito”



Q18:

Results: 36.9% of you think TF should end after the senior, and 6.3% of you said it’s the worst so it needs to end

Fav responses:

“No, kids these days have no respect for the classics”



“follow them until retirement and death”



“At this point I don’t think it’s possible to end it”



“give it the death it craves”



Q19:

Q20: Which of these characters has the best nickname?

Results: It looked like it was going to be tied for awhile but the winner with 33% of the votes was “whackface wyatt” with “zigazigah” coming in second with 31% of votes and “Titty tat Max” came in third with 28% of votes

Q21: What do you think of my dog?

Results: 63% of you said “10/10 dog” and because so many people were asking, no my dog did not eat mud/shit that’s just his tongue okay stop judging

Fav responses:

“Would bang” (ya need jesus)



“can I boop his nose?” (he actually doesn’t like his nose being touched it makes him sad so no sorry :()



“that is, indeed, the cutest dog”



“Name?” (His name is Bear!)



Q22: What do you think of my cat?

Results: 47.7% of you said “KITTY KITTY KITTY”

Fav Responses:

“Did she really get a concussion I’m so sorry”



“Would also bang” (PLEASE find jesus)



“Lookin’ like a THOT”



“GREEN EYES GREEN EYES GREEN EYES etc”



“Name?” (Her name is patchy!)



Q23:

Results: I asked this because I used to live in Seattle but most of you said raindrop drop top

Q24:

Results: Most of you, 32.6% said “bitches and bitches”

Q25:

Results: Nasa better fucking listen up

Q26:

Results: The 2.9% of y’all that said no can choke lol bye

Fav responses:

“YAS QUEEN *insert beauty blogger mouth pop*



“whoever didn’t like the survey wears the mustard dress tbh”



“me too thanks”



Q27: Would yo recommend my blog to others?

Results: Only 42.5% of you said yes because I’m hilarious so like tf why aren’t there more of you

Fav responses:

“Who are you?”



“As long as I can fuck you hard” (alright who let the porn blog come back?)



“Also same with alcoholism”



And about five you said they would recommend it to my roommate so if you can find her, do it I dare you

Q28: Cool! See ya next time!

Fav responses:

“Are you drunk when you do these?”



“Soooo…. is it Maxwell or Drake?” (*coughs* Maxwell *coughs*)



“Make a survey for my grandparents”



And what’s it! Hope you enjoyed! Shout out to the person who wrote “hayden can suck a long boi” on almost all of the answers!