Lexicographer Jonathon Green’s comprehensive historical dictionary of slang, Green’s Dictionary of Slang, covers hundreds of years of jargon, cant, and naughty talk. He has created a series of online timelines (here and here) where the words too impolite, indecent, or risqué for the usual history books are arranged in the order they came into fashion. (If you don’t see any words on the timelines, zoom out using the bar on the right.) Here are the most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 or so years. Many of them have origins so obscure they hardly make sense at all, but that doesn’t detract from their bawdy adorability in the slightest. When it comes to the ol’ houghmagandy, a little mystery goes a long way.



Sex

1. Give someone a green gown (1351)

2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)

3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)

4. Play at couch quail (1521)



5. Ride below the crupper (1578)



6. Board a land carrack (1604)



7. Fadoodling (1611)



8. Put the devil into hell (1616)



9. Night physic (1621)



10. Princum-prancum (1630)



11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)



12. Join paunches (1656)



13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)



14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)



15. Dance Barnaby (1664)



16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)



17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)



18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)



19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)



20. Join giblets (1680)



21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)



22. Lerricompoop (1694)



23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)



24. Houghmagandy (1700)



25. Pogue the hone (1719)



26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)



27. Dance the kipples (1796)



28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)



29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)



30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)



31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)

Vagina

32. Belle-chose (1386)

33. Altar of Venus (1584)

34. Netherlands (1591)

35. Placket-lace (1593)

36. Phoenix nest (1618)

37. Nature’s treasury (1635)

38. Contrapunctum (1653)

39. Privy-counsel (1664)

40. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665)

41. Lady’s low toupee (1721)

42. Mount Pleasant (1748)

43. Petticoat lane (1790)

44. Venerable monosyllable (1796)

45. Fancy article (1822)

46. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823)

47. Antipodes (1832)

48. Thatched cottage (1835)

49. Cyprian fountain (1846)

50. Road to a christening (1903)

Penis

51. Maypole (1621)

52. Pioneer of nature (1653)

53. Master John Goodfellow (1653)

54. Generating tool (1653)

55. Evesdropper (1653)

56. Cyprian scepter (1653)

57. Don Cypriano (1653)

58. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708)

59. Gentleman usher (1719)

60. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area

61. Silent flute (1720)

62. Arbor vitae (1732)

63. Impudence (1783)

64. Staff of life (1836)

65. Mr. Peaslin (1883)

66. Credentials (1895)

[This article was originally published by Arika Okrent at Mental Floss: 1,2]

(Source: culturenlifestyle.com)

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