It was a nice, large box that arrived. At first I thought I'd been given the flying spaghetti monster but once I'd finished wading through the air-filled tentacles, I discovered a treasure chest of Lannister Gold!!!

Upon thrusting my sword hand into the box, I drew out a delightful pack of playing cards! Upon closer examination, I noticed how the picture cards had been carefully thought out, with the important families being well presented by a particular suit. I quickly located my favourite, Tyrion, as the Ace of Diamonds.

The second surprise waiting for me was the perfect Lannister themed mug! Being a Brit this is a perfect gift as I can now consume my favourite beverage whilst being reminded of how superior I am to other families.

Finally, I drew out the master himself. Lord Tyrion Lannister, with his cold-calculating eyes, now rests upon my bedside table. I now wake up to his pretty face, perform a little prayer to the god of tits and wine and waddle through my day causing as much mischief and mayhem as I can.

To my Gifter, thank you very much for making my GoT exchange so freaking amazing! I am eternally grateful and remember, a Lannister always pays his debts (here, have a hug!)