I hit the motherload this exchange. My SS really took the time to select just the kind of treats me and my GF love, and packaged them with love. Whoever you are on reddit, L., keep up the great work and I hope you got something equally awesome.

Here's what I got:

HOMEMADE Beef Jerky!! (it's not only homemade, but delicious as well and there's like 3 or 4 pounds of it) Blueberry Jalapeno Preserves (This is exactly the kind of thing I love.) A big selection of gourmet chocolates, including fancy Belgian ones Home pickled peppers and onions Japanese melon milk candy (I've actually wanted to try these for a while... turns out they're great!)