By now, everyone has heard the unique, enthusiastic broadcast stylings of Ray Hudson.

He's one of those divisive figures that people either love him or hate him, but we can all agree is on this: Ray Hudson is magnificent in the commercial for Dairy Queen's new Chips Ahoy! Blizzard.

"Chocolate chip madness! Magisterial soft-serve, bliss from a blender! Chocolate chip nirvana!"

I don't know about you, but I think that's the kind of colorful, descriptive language that's better used to describe a cup of ice cream, rather than the latest installment of El Clásico.