She tried to run onto the field during a football game, was hauled off to jail and gave an incredibly high blood-alcohol reading. Then she tweeted about her experience.

Samantha Goudie is potentially — “allegedly” — the drunkest girl on the planet. And judging by her Twitter timeline, possibly the funniest.

According to Deadspin , who labelled Goudie an “Idiot on the Field”, the 22-year-old student tried to run onto the field during a game between her college, the University of Iowa, and Northern Illinois.

Goudie was “unsteady on her feet” (read: blind) and taken to jail. Which, as you’re about to learn, is an experience she seemed to enjoy.

Just went to jail #yolo — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

Blew a .341 in jail — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

Girl waiting for court with me goes “I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341” I said hi — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Ive gotten so many hate tweets because I was drunk…uh I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Yeah. Her Twitter handle is really @vodka_samm.

Just to put that in context, that makes Goudie almost as drunk this guy, who became a YouTube hit after footage emerged of him trying to buy more booze. He blew .491.

And Oregon woman Terri Comer blew nine times over the limit — .72 — when she was pulled over in 2008.