A Washington Post article about "Sherlock" star Benedict Cumberbatch is making the viral rounds thanks to an outrageous misspelling of the actor's name. But referring to the man who has become "a situation" for women everywhere as "Bandersnatch Cummerbund" was apparently a purposeful gag on the part of the writer, Lisa de Moraes, contrary to initial reports.

Of course, we couldn't help but feel this was a wasted opportunity. Why misspell a name so fraught with spellcheck danger only once, when you can do it repeatedly? Go big or go home, de Moraes.

To that end, here are some other ways you and your friends can misspell Benedict Cumberbatch in your text messages, tweets, tumblrs, and newspaper reports. You know, just wherever...

Benediction Chumbawumba

Brainfart Camembert

Bene Gesserit Caladan

Bristolpalin Cuddlewumpus

Beneful Thunderpatch

Barleycorn Fannypack

Beelzebub Crabtreeandevelyn

Bricklayer Cabbage Patch

Brangelina Camera Bag

Bicycle Queso Dip

Brian Williams

Ballsnickety Camelsnatch

Blogzilla Dundermifflin

Gentledick Karmacameleon

Brandenburg Concerto No. 5