he/his/him/himself

she/her/hers/herself

it/they/them/themself

That’s it. If you’re a cismale, I’ll identify you with masculine pronouns. If you’re a cisfem, I’ll identify you with feminine pronouns. If you’re trans, I’ll identify you with masculine or feminine pronouns you personally identify as. If you identify as non-binary, if you don’t prefer being associated with your genitalia, I’ll identify you with whichever of these 3 is most appropriate and non-offensive to you. What I will not do is give a shit about your made up pronouns that do not even exist in any language. You are not a bat. You are not a dragon. You are not an inanimate object, or a being of fiction. We don’t even refer to these own creatures by such pronouns, so I will not identify you as them either. Take into consideration that it’s not a coincidence that all of a sudden in the last few years people on Tumblr consider themselves otherkin. It’s an Internet trend, like many others before, and like many others that will come after. It’s not a medical disorder, or a state of mind. You are not special. Also, have fun asking potential employers to refer to you by your shitty, made up “proper” pronouns. Be sure to put it on your resume or job applications in advance and see how quick you are to getting hired. There are real people who are really oppressed over their identities who face legitimate civil rights issues. Grow. The. Fuck. Up.