Jack: That trailer is stupid-long. And this isn’t horror. Seriously, why is that trailer so long? We all know exactly what these movies are.

Jake: Obviously, this one is more horror adjacent than horror itself. We know the drill by now. There are vampires. There are lycans. Also, there are guaranteed to be a non-zero amount of ‘bullet-time’ sequences in this movie. That all sound good? It doesn’t? Ok then... moving along.

Mark: Let’s all stop for a second and reflect on the fact that “blood wars” is by far the stupidest name for a movie that any of us have ever heard. For a long time now this series has been action movies set against a horror backdrop, and not truly a horror franchise. I’m okay with that, but you just have to realize that there’s very little horror here.