Soulful Case Wisdom

Aw yeah, some important knowledge from some very important people... my professors! They are very interesting people indeed... some soulful Case wisdom from each class! :-) CWRU people: even more reason to take the following classes. I recently rearranged these in groupings of classes. Enjoy.

Chemistry and Materials Classes "You have to understand... chemistry is where it's at." -ENGR 145-

"Girls should be careful when referring to diamonds as a girl's best friend. At a low pressure combined with a very high temperature that girl's best friend could turn into graphite... and then you would have to use it as a pencil." -ENGR 145-

"I need a pointer... sir, may I borrow your crutch?" -ENGR 145-

"Monkeys could have taken that exam better than you all did." -CHEM 224-

"You guys don't know that? It's like, well, DUH!!" -CHEM 224-

"I'm sorry to say this, but if you don't know the answer to this question, you're just ignorant." -CHEM 224-

"If I have 50 cookies and 50 of you have to come in for the cookies, sorry, some of you go home without." -EMAC 270-

"When I was a student, and of course, I was young and handsome..." -EMAC 270-

"So I didn't know the answer... so I made it up. Maybe I shouldn't be telling you this." -EMAC 270-

Physics and Math Classes "So they tell you that the plane is coming in at some nice round number like 800 mph. And you say,*$%&! Who the !$#@ is flying that plane?" -PHYS 121-

"So, I'm going to tack on some fake hair as I demonstrate to you how the Van de Graaf generator works." -PHYS 122-

"Now, for 150%..." -PHYS 122-

"No more T!" -MATH 223-

"Today we are going to talk about... L'Hospital Rule." -MATH 223-

"I so confused, I don't know where I am." -MATH 223-

"Now, it would be difficult to perform dis integral, so... actually, dis one not so bad." -MATH 223-

"Need help in math? Well... go see a psychiatrist." -MATH 224-

"What am I doing?... Ah well, you'll figure it out. It's due Monday." -MATH 224-

Core Engineering Classes "Behind one door, you have a car. Behind the other two doors... GOATS." -ENGR 131-

"Now, this 'dw' is not the one on the cartoon 'Arthur'." -ENGR 210-

"This is NOT the correct way to do this." -ENGR 210-

"So the only person who will benefit from buying this speaker is your dog... or your chinchilla." -ENGR 210-

"Gentlemen in the back, no wrestling in class... until you want to do it up here and we'll bet on it." -ENGR 210-

"It's not a nasty circuit. See, it's a happy circuit [draws smiley face in circuit]." -ENGR 210-

"An open circuit? Yes! YES! Why are you so afraid to answer me?!" -ENGR 210 recitation-

"I don't know about you... but I like capacitors." -ENGR 210 recitation-

"You will always have flow. You will never not be able to have no flow." -ENGR 225-

"It turns out to be pretty trivial, but they're biologists, so they think we're pretty smart." -ENGR 225-

Humanities and Social Science Courses "During my college graduation, my best friend turned to me and said, 'Man... we are SO ugly! Where did all the good-looking people go?' And I looked around and boy! He was right!" -POSC 260-

"Everyone makes peace in Paris!" - POSC 376-

"A highly moral candidate sends cashable checks." -POSC 376-

"Es ist wie head-bangen und booty-shaken." -GRMN 301-

"Ok, everybody... P! Right on it!" -APMU 385-

"Alright, now that we're all loosened up... P!" -APMU 385-

"First oboe is not here? No problem... I'll kill him." -APMU 385-

"Either way, it's a crap shoot." -APMU 385-

BME Courses "What was the significance of the Battle of Lepanto?" -EBME 201-

"Y'all need a shot of hadacall." -EBME 201-

"Everyone feels good after sex!" -EBME 202-

"...and as soon as Viagra comes out of the adipose, up we go again..." -EBME 202-

"So, what's wrong with having extra glucose in your system? You think having hyperglycemia could be detrimental to your health?... Yes!" -EBME 202-

"Wrong, McGee. It's not gonna happen." -EBME 202-

"You'll break down the medullary gradient and just basically pee to death!" -EBME 202-

"Anyone try any of that Olestra stuff? I remember I had 10 or 20 - I was sitting on the john!" -EBME 202-

"They were put on Thorazine - 'Big Thor'. Man, when you were on that stuff, NOTHING bothered you!" -EBME 202-

"You're all young and beautiful people... stay that way." -EBME 202-

"I have no idea what 'cultured' means, I don't know about electricity... I'm a reader from the Biology Department." -EBME 313-

"I would be non-ethical... but I would be more humane." -EBME 313-

"Of course, it doesn't mean that you should write the entire report in one evening. That would be impossible... and wrong." -EBME 314-