Honored Starbucks baristas everywhere are covering the Starbucks logo on your coffee cups in cold blood.

This may seem like an effect of humankind’s senseless, widespread idea that “everyone is out to get me.” But no, it’s not. This villainy is real. This wickedness exists. This Instagram atrocity is overwhelming virtual reality and, likewise, all the alkaline snitches (talking pH 14).

You might not believe me, so take a look at this evidence:

All three?! That’s no accident.

Reddit user bemyfuse published a photo of sticker-covered Starbucks drinks and said:

“My petty joy is putting stickers on the siren logo when annoying teenagers order millions of fraps at once, so their Instagram posts are ruined ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s the little things.”

As said by the great Friedrich Nietzsche: “Man is the cruelest animal.”