There are many amazing things about Bollywood celebrities. They have no qualms in talking about environmental issues, while travelling across the world in their private jets. They proudly invite fascist leaders to their weddings and celebrations and pose for selfies with them. And when they get an opportunity to sit down with the man who is probably making Hitler proud in the depths of hell, they ask him what kind of mango he likes to eat.

Aside from these aforementioned amazing facts, researchers have discovered another incredible fact about popular Bollywood celebrities: They are sometimes born without a proper spine, yet they manage to walk around like any regular human being.

Don’t believe us? Here are 11 stunning photos of spineless Bollywood celebrities walking around like they won’t be remembered for being on the wrong side of history…

Ranveer Singh and Deepika Padukone walking spinelessly like they haven’t personally faced the horrors of a communal mob.

Anushka Sharma walking spinelessly thinking about the time she chose not to take a stand against the fascist government because it didn’t suit her career goals.

Shahrukh Khan walking without any sign of a spine, wondering how many more likes his selfie with the fascist leader in-charge would get if he reposted it on Twitter right now.

Ranbir Kapoor walking while remaining blissfully apolitical because the mobs won’t touch his pasty upper class h***u ass.

Priyanka Chopra managing to walk gracefully without a spine, while thinking about the time she expertly shut down someone criticising her for cheering for war.

Vicky Kaushal wondering how to further capitalise the growing outspokenness amongst Indian nazis.

Ayushmann Khurrana at the airport, managing to remain upright despite the absence of a spine, thinking about how to play the role of a poor Nazi man with erectile dysfunction in his next film.

Kartik Aaryan walking spinelessly, while mentally chuckling at a #MeToo joke forwarded by his phuppa ji on his family WhatsApp group.

Varun Dhawan busting out a superb pose in front of the paparazzi, while mentally congratulating himself for not falling on his face because of the absence of spine

Alia Bhatt walking like a queen, wondering if she should do a YouTube tutorial titled ‘How to Walk Upright Without a Spine and Not Slither on the Floor Like a Snake’

Aamir Khan walking spinelessly, wondering if he should have worn a different coloured suit in the iconic selfie with the fascist supreme.