Do whatever it is you do to prepare yourself for crazy crap.

Roseanne Barr says that something made her do that crazy butt tweet.

Ready?

“It was 2 in the morning and I was Ambien tweeting-it was memorial day too-i went 2 far & do not want it defended-it was egregious Indefensible,” she wrote.

Okay, beside the fact that I seriously doubt that Ambien makes you a racist. I mean, like a million people take Ambien and it didn’t make them racist. Plus, what the hell does Memorial Day have to do with it? I mean, is she saying, “Look, I had to deal with all these dead soldiers and stuff.”

Thelma says she doesn’t know why they cancelled Roseanna. Thelma thinks it would be a wonderful opportunity to just take her off the show.

Rename it to: Hey Y’all, John Goodman Is On TeeVee! and everybody would watch.

Replace Roseanne with Tom Arnold and have it be about a gay couple.

Replace Roseanne with Rosie O’Donnell. She’s funny.

Oh hell, here’s the best. Replace Roseanne with Wanda Sykes, who was the main writer anyway, and have a biracial couple really piss off Trump.

Personally, I am waiting for someone to defend Roseanne by saying, “Well hell, Bubba, I took me some Ambient once and woke up to find Klan robes in my closet. It can happen to anyone.”