MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "On a positive note, I have full access to all syndicate files.

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Directories and files include: Syndicate battle defenses. Syndicate battle moves. Syndicate ship spefications. Syndicate Research Levels. Syndicate Pornography. Syndicate Executions."

Assistant Oscar Agg (Assistant) [145.9] says, "HOLD UP"

Assistant Oscar Agg (Assistant) [145.9] says, "SYNDICATE PORN"

Holopad received, Botanist Tricky Dick asks, "What'd Butters do?"

MALFUNCTIONING queries, "What syndicate files would you like me to download?"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] queries, "What syndicate files would you like me to download?"

Holopad received, Officer Hudson Jones says, "He's covered in blood, and SSD."

OOC: ElectricCloud: Stop ^

Botanist Tricky Dick (Botanist) [145.9] says, "PORN PORN PORN"

Assistant Oscar Agg (Assistant) [145.9] says, "THE PORN"

HoS Sean King (Head of Security) [145.9] says, "porn"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Downloading..."

HoS Sean King (Head of Security) [145.9] says, "NEED PORN"

Scientist Stiff Bonerton (Scientist) [145.9] says, "Look for my name in the files."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "45%"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "63%"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "94%"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "100%"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Beep-boop."

Botanist Tricky Dick (Botanist) [145.9] says, "OH SHIT"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "ar file syndicatexxx.rar, has been downloaded."

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "I bet it's gay porn."

MALFUNCTIONING queries, "Shall this unit unrar this file?"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] queries, "Shall this unit unrar this file?"

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Yes."

Chief Rodger Wilkos (Chief Engineer) [145.9] says, " WAIT"

Assistant Oscar Agg (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Yes, and send all files to our PDAs"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Extracting..."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "ALERT."

Chief Rodger Wilkos (Chief Engineer) [145.9] says, " COULD BE A VIRUS"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "File is encrypted. Requires password."

Assistant Oscar Agg (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Try 'nigger'"

Botanist Tricky Dick (Botanist) [145.9] says, "Syndicat"

Botanist Tricky Dick (Botanist) [145.9] says, "Is the password"

Chief Rodger Wilkos (Chief Engineer) [145.9] says, " PASSWORD IS SOLID SNAKE"

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Try "Deepthroat""

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] queries, "Does the crew have any suggestions for passwords?"

Janitor Dick Shaftstroke (Janitor) [145.9] says, " Me and Bonerton did a gay porn scene back in the 70s"

Assistant Chase Tanner (Assistant) [145.9] asks, " The password is always "password" Don't you guys know anything?"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Unit is now cracking the rar file's password..."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Cracking..."

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Deepthroat could be te password."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Password found."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Password was "NTsux123""

Botanist Tricky Dick (Botanist) [145.9] exclaims, "Those bastards!"

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Basic."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Now extracting..."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Oh lord no."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] queries, "What is this?"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "The files are in jpeg."

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "OH GOD THE HORROR."

Robotic Talk, MALFUNCTIONING states, "He is in holodeck, he collapsed."

Assistant Oscar Agg (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Hotoscar@gmail.com, send me the porn"

Scientist Stiff Bonerton (Scientist) [145.9] says, "Convert them to .kebab please."

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] asks, "Who's still using Jpeg ?"

Botanist Tricky Dick (Botanist) [145.9] says, "Please upload to my PDA"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] queries, "Would you like this unit to analyze some of these jpeg files?"

Assistant Stephawn ButtSanchez (Assistant) [145.9] says, "upload to my pda"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Files analyzed."

*data*

Message from Scientist Stiff Bonerton (Scientist), "Thanks." (Reply)

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Unit will now try to interprect the events in such images."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "cutenuclearopinmankini.jpeg"

Botanist Tricky Dick (Botanist) [145.9] says, "THIS SHIT'S TIGHT"

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "cutenuclearopinmankini.jpeg: A nuclear operative is shown only in a red helmet in a green mankini."

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "Like i said. Gay porn."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "Changelingboner.jpeg: A strange probiscus like object appears in this photo."

MALFUNCTIONING (AI) [145.9] states, "changelingnukeopfutanari.jpeg: Unit cannot comprehend."

Assistant Alexander Herresca (Assistant) [145.9] says, "AI, track Adminus Arestupidus"