Yesterday, As I Lay Dying vocalist Tim Lambesis pled guilty to charges that he had attempted to hire a hitman to murder his estranged wife, Meggan.

The internet’s reaction was typically elegant.





So that’s uplifting. It’s really swell to see our community rallying around yet another unfairly persecuted man. And I’m sure it makes Tim feel great to know that his supporters are all such good people. I’d say the dude is just a couple of miracles shy of sainthood right now, wouldn’t you?