How is this dude so calm? Like this chick is just going ham on his shit. Breaking windows, ramming cars, etc. She damn near ran his ass over and he didn’t even blink. Just calmly like “well I’m going inside now because my ex just tried to murder me…”

Bitches be crazy man. That’s what makes God such a freaking genius. It’s like the constant push pull between trying to get pussy and then having to pay for getting that pussy after the fact. Like if this guy shows up at a bar and this chick is looking hot he’d probably forget all the shit she’s put him through and still bang her. Somehow your brain just forgets about consequences in real time. It’s really quite amazing.