Did I laugh? A few times. The punchline at the end got me, and i do appreciate the idea of the Foundation wasting countless dollars and man-hours concocting and conducting doorknob-specific sexual harassment seminars.

Ultimately, though, it runs long; there's a whole lot of space in there with not a lot of joke to fill it.

So, not uproarious, which as a -J means -1.

Edit: On why this is icky. There are three possibilities for this anomaly:

1: The doorknob is unnaturally attractive and reams of Site-19 staff are already overt sexual harassers. Which, gross.

2: The doorknob compels people to sexually harass it. Which, super-gross.

3: The doorknob is SO attractive that it MAKES people harass it. Which, hi there victim-blaming.

And no, the facts that it's 1) an inanimate doorknob and 2) a joke SCP don't make that better. I might look past it if the joke were drop-dead funny, but it's not.