This parody video of Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" song features an buff hot guy singing a song about being happy with a plus size body. Because, you know, parody, people!

If you're like me - and I know several of you very well, so don't lie - your immediate reaction will be amusement at the juxtaposition of the hot guy who doesn't really show his booty and the song about having a little extra junk in the trunk, but it'll quickly give way to something else.

"Devin Trotter," you'll say, "Why is that goddamn green balloon in the way of the goods? Don't make me use my imagination!"

Thankfully, this intrepid reporter tracked down "Devin Trotter" and discovered that his online name is actually Deviant Otter. He has a XXX site where you can see what he's hiding behind that balloon and a whole heckuva lot more. You're welcome; you can thank me with a Pulitzer.