In the novel “1984”, a character declared that sometimes two plus two equaled five, sometimes two plus two equaled three, and sometimes it is both at the same time.

But there’s no way in real life that anyone would argue that you could get two different results that are equally valid from the same equation, right?

About that…

"Both answers are equally correct" Fuck you pic.twitter.com/E4sbP43Bpa — Fetusberry「bribpt™」Crunch (@Fetusberry) January 19, 2020

And people wonder why public schools are such a disaster…

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