In the past decade, lacrosse has (at least partially) shed its reputation as a prep school extracurricular and emerged as one of the most exciting college sports to watch. Though its numbers might be dwindling, the Brunswicks and New Chatterfieldsons of the world are still well-represented, and their names are still preppier than ever.

Admittedly, I've been following the Inside Lacrosse "Lacrosse All-Name Team" for several years now, and this might be their best work ever. Aside from the 2015 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team, I don't think there's anything as delightfully self-parodying. It's a brief indulgence of the sport's stereotypes, presented without context so that we get to picture Hampton Worboys in our head without having to learn that he is actually a nice person (although I'm positive at least one of these Coltons is a certified douche). As they put it, it's to "poke fun at the tired stereotypes of lacrosse athletes as snooty blue-bloods," and we'll take it—this year's First Team is nothing short of exceptional:

First Team

Shackleford Stanwick,So., Johns Hopkins

Colton McCaffrey, So., Denver

Schuylor Dickerson, Sr., Lees-McRae

Deemer Class, Sr., Duke

IV Stucker, So., Roanoke

Brickman House, Jr., Utica

Sky Dupree, Fr., North Greenville

Coy Broderick, Fr., Hanover

Braylen Sampson, So., Bryant

Hampton Worboys, So., Mars Hill

See the full list (and glorious past seasons) here.