ninazerg Profile Blog Joined October 2009 United States 7264 Posts Last Edited: 2014-02-08 10:56:35 #1

Be there. Or don't.



Hey folkz, how are you? I'm doing well, thank you. So anyway, a funny thing happened earlier last year. The Swedish government agreed to give money to BroodWar and Jaevlaterran organized the Swedish BroodWar Initiative (SBWI, sometimes hilariously misspelled as SWBI) and they created the biggest team-league for BroodWar since the dawn of human history Gambit Cup. The competition took place over the course of many, many weeks, and was casted by L_Master, who is now living legend, and Hacklebeast, who already was a living legend earlier. Two new teams were formed for the purpose of competing in the league: First was PsB, a mixture of [PaiN] and Stealth Bunnies, and LagFree, a South American clan which merged players from all those cool South American clans like [a.G], [Arena], eSpi, and brought them together to train in a jungle-fortress known only as "El Bunker" (English: The Bunker). El Bunker is rumored to be located in the Andes mountains in Peru near the border of Chile, and it is rumored that they have a buffet there which serves authentic and delicious latino-food.



Despite the assumption by us Ingles-speakers that South Americans are a bunch of noobies, they made it to the final of the STL, along with the Spanish-sounding Los Reyes Del Mambo la Evolución. So smash a piñata and take a shot tequila, because it is a good time to be Spanish.





How did this happen!?



I dunno lul. The final four teams to make the play-offs were sas (7-0), LagFree (6-1), iFU (5-2), and LRM (4-3). Despite some gut-wrenching losses for LRM in the mid-season, Team PsB fell far short of their grandiose expectations and ended the season with a disappointing 3-4 record.



This highly detailed chart shows what happened next:



This highly detailed chart shows what happened next:

If we take this chart literally, it means that LRM overcame sas 4-1, and LagFree beat iFU 4-3, ruining everybody's liquibets. Why is this surprising news? Well, to everyone who is sOoOoOoOoOoOo busy with "real life" and isn't a try-hard who doesn't follow BroodWar, iFU was considered to have the strongest line-up in the STL, and then LOST TO LAGFREE!?







Result:



must yugox

spx gundan

alfio castro

eonzerg dandy

scan zety

tama terror

scan dandy

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Probably the most surprising result was LagFree.Dandy defeating not only eOnzErg, but also Scan in the ace-match to bring victory back to El Bunker. It was probably the biggest upset in eSports history, and also places LagFree in the final against LRM.





LRM Evolutions (Normally called LRM for short) is a clan that was formed by the merger of iG (formerly g4i) and the original LRM to create a brand spanking-new clan. Since the formation of this clan, LRM's primary rival has been sas, the Hungarian-based clan that has been absolutely dominant in the non-Korean StarCraft community. Until now.



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How dominant has LRM been? According to leader LRM)Game, extremely dominant, and is the number #1 team outside of Korea:









However, the results tell a quite different and much more tortured story of scandal, betrayal, defeat, and anguish:







How dominant has LRM been? According to leader LRM)Game, extremely dominant, and is the number #1 team outside of Korea:However, the results tell a quite different and much more tortured story of scandal, betrayal, defeat, and anguish:









A moment in time captured from LRM's only loss against sas







sas vs LRM result:



Locdog Technics

Lumix Trutacz

Draw Sziky

Michael Bonyth

Skzlime Pike

Zaraki Bakuryu

Draw Sziky

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Locdog





Indeed, the only win for sas that day came by way of dRaW vs Sziky on Destination, in what was definitely the best game of the season, although Taylor Swift will probably win the award instead. But why was dRaW playing versus Sziky in a sas vs LRM clan war instead of a TLS final? To understand this, you have to be able to comprehend paragraphs that make no sense and are very vague, but basically what happened was: sas's line-up throughout the ages had consisted of Sziky (Considered to be the best non-Korean in the world), Skzlime, Michael, dRaW, LocDog (dsaqwe), and sometimes Zaraki and v0rti would step in and play if there was choice. Although sas had a small roster to draw from overall, it was an efficient killing machine, despite none of the players "ever practicing", according to sources within sas.



Then, before the commencement of STL, Sziky went rogue from sas and joined sas's arch-enemy, LRM, for the price of thirty pieces of silver, as depicted here:

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However, Sziky's defection had little impact on the tournament as a whole, but did not show up to many clan wars, and much drama and hilarity ensued. Ironically, Sziky was brought in to LRM to give LRM a better chance to win against iFU and sas, and he did not deliver the goods, and it was the regular LRM roster that came through against sas in the end.



Why did Sziky move from sas to LRM?



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Why not?



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The TL user, Eywa-, paid 200 US Dollars for Sziky to defect, and offered an additional 200 dollars if LRM were to win a championship. Why would he do this?



"I just came on to have a few laughs and try to manipulate what I can. Also, given that this is "the future of Gambit's Cup", having it fail would be fun "



~Eywa

The TL user,, paid 200 US Dollars for Sziky to defect, and offered an additional 200 dollars if LRM were to win a championship. Why would he do this?~Eywa

Why not?





LRM vs LagFree



So what happens now? Well, my young friend, LRM and Lagfree will fight each other in mortal kombat for the title of the first STL championship, and will give LRM a long-awaited win... maybe. El Bunker has other plans, and will be looking to once again put LRM in a position to be better known as los reyes de la plata! (It's a



LRM's line-up starts very Zerg-heavy, including: Sziky, TechnicS, Southpark, Pike, TrutaCz, Napoleon, KenZy, and Koll, although the last three have been inactive as of late. The other two strong players are Bonyth (Protoss) and Choosy (Random). I don't expect NeMu, dOTY, or Wallace to be sent unless there is some horrible outbreak of anthrax in Eastern Europe, and all the players die, and I pray that such a thing does not occur.



The prediction I keep hearing for this final clan war is "4-2" with LRM winning by 4. So who are the 2 wins? Well, LagFree has TerrOr , their best player, who is predicted to take one win, and then it gets very dicey. Castro is a long-time veteran Zerg player, but will his ZvZ be enough to win versus TechnicS, Southpark or TrutaCz? My presumption is no that it will be very difficult. Handy and Dandy may also have a chance to win, but who the hell knows. Ultra is a very underrated player, and could win his match if he plays. Darking, Wapool, Zety, and Dienmax are also decent players, but not LRM-level. Yugox is like C+ or B-, so I don't think he can win at all. Everyone else, I don't know. We really can not know what is taking place in El Bunker. Are they really training in there or just bringing prostitutes in for massive sex parties?



Maps: omg who cares



Prediction:









Interviews



I wanted to interview both team leaders, and actually added TerrOr on skype, but was barely able to speak with him in time to have a meaningful interview, but I did what I could. I also interviewed Skzlime, because he gives the best interviews, and played in the play-off round for sas against LRM, unfortunately dropping his game to Pike (who mysteriously used mutalisks) and I will probably interview Skzlime for pretty much everything from now on. DRTL finals? Skzlime interview. Bill Nye vs Ken Ham? Gotta talk to Skzlime. Destiny retires from SC2? Time to get a hold of Skzlime.



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thx 2 draw 4 comix so thx



On November 07 2012 14:47 dRaW wrote:

Hey all we are very focused on sas in-house training and we have a skype group and shuffle strategy plans around non stop to make sure that we will remain on top for next season of gambit cup. Here was some of the in-house strategy planing from last season, enjoy.





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+ Show Spoiler + Hey all we are very focused on sas in-house training and we have a skype group and shuffle strategy plans around non stop to make sure that we will remain on top for next season of gambit cup. Here was some of the in-house strategy planing from last season, enjoy.

thx 2 draw 4 comix so thx



Interviews:



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NinaZerg: hiyo



TerrOr: hey sup



NZ: hi dude!





And that's the whole interview.



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Annotations will be contained in [brackets].



NinaZerg: I'm going to make a special thread for the STL final and wanted to interview the team leaders, and one of them just happened to be none other than you. You wanna do the interview or no?



Game: Sure.



NZ: Booyashaka! Tell us a little bit about yourself.



Game: I'm an ex BW player who still lingers around and a current leader of Los Reyes del Mambo (



NZ: Cool. Tell us a bit about LRM.



Game: LRM is a team with a genuine foundation and defined roles as a team. We've been together for years and years now and most of us communicate on a personal level, with BW coming second. We fight until we die and that's due to a handful of dedicated gentleman who seem to have a strong opposition to death.



NZ: Do you think you can beat Lagfree? They are training in El Bunker.



Game: I think we can beat lagfree in general. I also think we'd have a landslide victory if Handy and Dandy (both famous hackers who have been terminated from all old BW leagues for such) [Game's words, not mine, interesting to note that Game never misses an opportunity to bring up the past against others.] are required to play on wLauncher. I doubt this will be a stipulation even if evidence is provided of many hack case bans against them.



NZ: Is your strategy to build a giant border-fence to stop them?



Game: A border fence to contain South America? LRM has a lot of international presence.



NZ: What is the most tacos you've ever eaten at one time?



Game: Being from South Florida, tacos aren't really that prevalent as a food item. [I only know that there are plenty of Mexican places in the Tampa Bay Area, but I don't know about Miami, but since it's a fairly large city by US Standards, I can't imagine them not having a decent taco joint.]



NZ: South America gave birth to three great kingdoms: The Incas, The Aztecs and The Mayans. Do you think the world will end in 2012?



Game: This is very similar to a Bill O'Reilly interview.



NZ: Is Andy Kaufman secretly alive?



Game: I like lamp



NZ: What is your prediction for the LRM vs Lagfree clan war?



Game: Actual lag and a 4-2 victory. [Zolotoi and dRaW also made the same prediction]



NZ: What does the fox say?



Game: I haven't heard from Quirinus or L_Master in quite some time.



NZ: HAVE YOU EVER WALKED INTO BURGER KING AND YELLED "I WANT THE QUADRUPLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON AND GIMME EXTRA MAYO ON DAT ASAP, NERD"?



Game: When I was 14 I beat another kid my age up outside of a Burger King for speaking like that. Substitute bacon with mustard, extra mayo with no pickles dawg, and nerd with cuz.



[oh boy, this is going to be a very long comment, but I should point out that even though Game did not say those exact words, he said nearly the same thing at least once, and happens to have a eerily-similar story about assaulting another kid who used some of the lingo I used above in an incident outside of a Burger King in an incredible coincidence. It should be noted that despite exchanging some of the words, Game still claims to have ordered "no pickles, dawg" and "extra mustard" on the BK Quadruple Bacon Cheeseburger, despite the fact that the BK Quadruple Bacon Cheeseburger does not have pickles, and in fact, does not actually exist, which makes me question the authenticity of both stories.]



NZ: OH SHOUT OUTS! DO YOU HAVE ANY SHOUT OUTS!?



Game: Censored for EXCESSIVE BM and gloating from Game.



NZ: thanks for your time!



Game: It was a pleasure speaking with you.



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j/k

Game: Shout out to my niggas Don P, Rake-Won, Mercedes C-Class, Bentley, BMW 335i, wEsTSydESkriLLa, and Bakuryu



Annotations will be contained in [].: I'm going to make a special thread for the STL final and wanted to interview the team leaders, and one of them just happened to be none other than you. You wanna do the interview or no?: Sure.: Booyashaka! Tell us a little bit about yourself.: I'm an ex BW player who still lingers around and a current leader of Los Reyes del Mambo ( http://losreyesdelmambo.com/ - enjoy the music). I'm in my last semester of school before heading off to law school, and I work part time as a bouncer.: Cool. Tell us a bit about LRM.: LRM is a team with a genuine foundation and defined roles as a team. We've been together for years and years now and most of us communicate on a personal level, with BW coming second. We fight until we die and that's due to a handful ofwho seem to have a strong opposition to death.: Do you think you can beat Lagfree? They are training in El Bunker.: I think we can beat lagfree in general. I also think we'd have a landslide victory if Handy and Dandy (both famous hackers who have been terminated from all old BW leagues for such) [] are required to play on wLauncher. I doubt this will be a stipulation even if evidence is provided of many hack case bans against them.: Is your strategy to build a giant border-fence to stop them?: A border fence to contain South America? LRM has a lot of international presence.: What is the most tacos you've ever eaten at one time?: Being from South Florida, tacos aren't really that prevalent as a food item. [.]: South America gave birth to three great kingdoms: The Incas, The Aztecs and The Mayans. Do you think the world will end in 2012?: This is very similar to a Bill O'Reilly interview.: Is Andy Kaufman secretly alive?: I like lamp: What is your prediction for the LRM vs Lagfree clan war?: Actual lag and a 4-2 victory. [: What does the fox say?: I haven't heard from Quirinus or L_Master in quite some time.: HAVE YOU EVER WALKED INTO BURGER KING AND YELLED "I WANT THE QUADRUPLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON AND GIMME EXTRA MAYO ON DAT ASAP, NERD"?: When I was 14 I beat another kid my age up outside of a Burger King for speaking like that. Substitute bacon with mustard, extra mayo with no pickles dawg, and nerd with cuz..]: OH SHOUT OUTS! DO YOU HAVE ANY SHOUT OUTS!?: thanks for your time!: It was a pleasure speaking with you.

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NinaZerg: Hi friend!



skzlime: hello, how are you gentlewoman



NinaZerg: I am doing simply swell! We need to do interview.



skzlime: do we? alright then



NinaZerg: Question #1: how did ifu lose to lagfree?



skzlime: luck i guess they played better that day. i couldn't watch the cast.



NinaZerg: Dandy beat Scan, do you think Dandy is the new bonjwa?



skzlime: asdf

no

everybody beats everyone

all the time



NinaZerg: But no one can beat Dandy. He is unstoppable.



skzlime: no one can beat Pez, he hasn't lost a game since 2012



NinaZerg: wow, that's pretty good. How did sas lose to LRM?



skzlime: we overprepared



NinaZerg: ah I see



skzlime: if we had 1 more week we would have lost even harder. i personally played almost 5 games before the cw, which is unusual



NinaZerg: How did you find the time to play so many games?



skzlime: i dodged friends and family



NinaZerg: Who is your favorite family member?



skzlime: my mom



NinaZerg: What about Dad?



skzlime: i haven't seen him since he passed away 8 years ago



NinaZerg: I think that's a pretty poor excuse.



NinaZerg: How did Viktor Orban [Prime Minister of Hungary] react when he heard that Sziky was betraying the country?



skzlime: approved, i guess? betraying the country is pretty much what he does himself



NinaZerg: Did you know he was in a film called "Szegény Dzsoni és Árnika"? He played the part of a soccer player.



skzlime: how do you know this? i did not



NinaZerg: You should check it out, you can see him in very short pants



skzlime: not very interested, i also find him extremely annoying



NinaZerg: Who do you think will win? LRM or Legfree?



skzlime: i think LRM will win 4-2 or better



NinaZerg: Peru has been training hard in El Bunker though



skzlime: that's nice



NinaZerg: I heard they have salsa and tortilla chips down there



skzlime: good for them



NinaZerg: I was thinking about going down there to add a taco to the equation, what do you think?



skzlime: i think you should definitely add a taco to the equation, i am sure the Peruvians would like you very much. my random response generator is not working very well right now



NinaZerg: it's ok



skzlime: maybe bring tequila and give me some too

the one with the worm in it

i never tried one of those before



NinaZerg: I will get you that and it will definitely have the worm



skzlime: i would love to visit El Bunker too

it sounds like one of those things everyone should see in their lifetime



NinaZerg: Although I should tell you tequila does not ever have a worm in it, so I would have to add that myself



skzlime: what drink does then?



NinaZerg: Mezcal



skzlime: oh well. is it at least similar?



NinaZerg: Well, they both come from Mexico



skzlime: close enough



NinaZerg: Do you think LRM)Game has ever gone into a Burger King and yelled "I WANT THE QUADRUPLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON AND GIMME EXTRA MAYO ON DAT ASAP, NERD"?



skzlime: i don't know him that well. it is possible, but what makes you think that?



NinaZerg: Well, in America, we very much enjoy sandwiches with four hamburger patties, bacon, and occasionally, extra mayonnaise. And we like to yell when hungry



skzlime: have you ever yelled this in a burger king before?



NinaZerg: I have yelled many things in a burger king, but not this.



skzlime: such as?

can i interview you?



NinaZerg: NEXT TIME YOU CAN

When we get to the finals of another tour, you can interview me.



skzlime: hungarian burger kings are weak. i onced asked for the biggest custom burger they could give me and it was pathetic. i ate it in at most 6 bites.



NinaZerg: ah, amerikan burger king is strong



skzlime: bring me huge quadruple gameburger with extra everything when we both visit El Bunker



NinaZerg: they only eat tacos there

and occasionally, taquitos



skzlime: it's okay, i play terran



NinaZerg: I know, and it's awesome. Why do you think so many people are scared to play Terran?



skzlime: i don't think people are scared. they probably think it is too easy and want something more challenging than sitting on tanks until 200/200

everyone knows terran is bullshit easyrace



NinaZerg: Do you think terran needs David Kim to nerf tanks?



skzlime: when i was very little, my uncle tricked me into eating tiny spiders. i don't think that was very nice



NinaZerg: I heard Sziky needed extra money because he was hungry, is this true?



skzlime: we never eat together

maybe he just wanted to take a girl to dinner or eat something other than protoss



NinaZerg: Like tacos?



skzlime: or quadruple mayonnaise mezcal



NinaZerg: GROSS DUDE

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER



skzlime:



NinaZerg: Thank you for your time ^_^



: Hi friend!: hello, how are you gentlewoman: I am doing simply swell! We need to do interview.: do we? alright then: Question #1: how did ifu lose to lagfree?i guess they played better that day. i couldn't watch the cast.: Dandy beat Scan, do you think Dandy is the new bonjwa?: asdfnoeverybody beats everyoneall the time: But no one can beat Dandy. He is unstoppable.: no one can beat Pez, he hasn't lost a game since 2012: wow, that's pretty good. How did sas lose to LRM?: we overprepared: ah I see: if we had 1 more week we would have lost even harder. i personally played almost 5 games before the cw, which is unusual: How did you find the time to play so many games?: i dodged friends and family: Who is your favorite family member?: my mom: What about Dad?: i haven't seen him since he passed away 8 years ago: I think that's a pretty poor excuse.: How did Viktor Orban [] react when he heard that Sziky was betraying the country?: approved, i guess? betraying the country is pretty much what he does himself: Did you know he was in a film called "Szegény Dzsoni és Árnika"? He played the part of a soccer player.: how do you know this? i did not: You should check it out, you can see him in very short pants: not very interested, i also find him extremely annoying: Who do you think will win? LRM or Legfree?: i think LRM will win 4-2 or better: Peru has been training hard in El Bunker though: that's nice: I heard they have salsa and tortilla chips down there: good for them: I was thinking about going down there to add a taco to the equation, what do you think?: i think you should definitely add a taco to the equation, i am sure the Peruvians would like you very much. my random response generator is not working very well right now: it's ok: maybe bring tequila and give me some toothe one with the worm in iti never tried one of those before: I will get you that and it will definitely have the worm: i would love to visit El Bunker tooit sounds like one of those things everyone should see in their lifetime: Although I should tell you tequila does not ever have a worm in it, so I would have to add that myself: what drink does then?: Mezcal: oh well. is it at least similar?: Well, they both come from Mexico: close enough: Do you think LRM)Game has ever gone into a Burger King and yelled "I WANT THE QUADRUPLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON AND GIMME EXTRA MAYO ON DAT ASAP, NERD"?: i don't know him that well. it is possible, but what makes you think that?: Well, in America, we very much enjoy sandwiches with four hamburger patties, bacon, and occasionally, extra mayonnaise. And we like to yell when hungry: have you ever yelled this in a burger king before?: I have yelled many things in a burger king, but not this.: such as?can i interview you?: NEXT TIME YOU CANWhen we get to the finals of another tour, you can interview me.: hungarian burger kings are weak. i onced asked for the biggest custom burger they could give me and it was pathetic. i ate it in at most 6 bites.: ah, amerikan burger king is strong: bring me huge quadruple gameburger with extra everything when we both visit El Bunker: they only eat tacos thereand occasionally, taquitos: it's okay, i play terran: I know, and it's awesome. Why do you think so many people are scared to play Terran?: i don't think people are scared. they probably think it is too easy and want something more challenging than sitting on tanks until 200/200everyone knows terran is bullshit easyrace: Do you think terran needs David Kim to nerf tanks?: when i was very little, my uncle tricked me into eating tiny spiders. i don't think that was very nice: I heard Sziky needed extra money because he was hungry, is this true?: we never eat togethermaybe he just wanted to take a girl to dinner or eat something other than protoss: Like tacos?: or quadruple mayonnaise mezcal: GROSS DUDETHIS INTERVIEW IS OVER: Thank you for your time ^_^





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Writers: NinaZerg Hey folkz, how are you? I'm doing well, thank you. So anyway, a funny thing happened earlier last year. The Swedish government agreed to give money to BroodWar and Jaevlaterran organized the Swedish BroodWar Initiative (SBWI, sometimes hilariously misspelled as SWBI) and they created the biggest team-league for BroodWar sinceGambit Cup. The competition took place over the course of many, many weeks, and was casted by, who is now living legend, and, who already was a living legend earlier. Two new teams were formed for the purpose of competing in the league: First was PsB, a mixture of [PaiN] and Stealth Bunnies, and LagFree, a South American clan which merged players from all those cool South American clans like [a.G], [Arena], eSpi, and brought them together to train in a jungle-fortress known only as "" (English: The Bunker). El Bunker is rumored to be located in the Andes mountains in Peru near the border of Chile, and it is rumored that they have a buffet there which serves authentic and delicious latino-food.Despite the assumption by us Ingles-speakers that South Americans are a bunch of noobies, they made it to the final of the STL, along with the Spanish-sounding. So smash a piñata and take a shot tequila, because it is a good time to be Spanish.I dunno lul. The final four teams to make the play-offs were sas (7-0), LagFree (6-1), iFU (5-2), and LRM (4-3). Despite some gut-wrenching losses for LRM in the mid-season, Team PsB fell far short of their grandiose expectations and ended the season with a disappointing 3-4 record. SOURCE If we take this chart, it means that LRM overcame sas 4-1, and LagFree beat iFU 4-3, ruining everybody's liquibets. Why is this surprising news? Well, to everyone who is sOoOoOoOoOoOo busy with "real life" and isn't a try-hard who doesn't follow BroodWar, iFU was considered to have the strongest line-up in the STL, and then LOST TO LAGFREE!?Probably the most surprising result was LagFree.Dandy defeating not only eOnzErg, but also Scan in the ace-match to bring victory back to El Bunker. It was probably the biggest upset in eSports history, and also places LagFree in the final against LRM.LRM Evolutions (Normally called LRM for short) is a clan that was formed by the merger of iG (formerly g4i) and the original LRM to create a brand spanking-new clan. Since the formation of this clan, LRM's primary rival has been, the Hungarian-based clan that has been absolutely dominant in the non-Korean StarCraft community. Until now.Indeed, the only win for sas that day came by way of dRaW vs Sziky on Destination, in what was definitely the best game of the season, although Taylor Swift will probably win the award instead. But why was dRaW playing versus Sziky in a sas vs LRM clan war instead of a TLS final? To understand this, you have to be able to comprehend paragraphs that make no sense and are very vague, but basically what happened was: sas's line-up throughout the ages had consisted of Sziky (Considered to benon-Korean in the world), Skzlime, Michael, dRaW, LocDog (dsaqwe), and sometimes Zaraki and v0rti would step in and play if there was choice. Although sas had a small roster to draw from overall, it was an efficient killing machine, despite none of the players "ever practicing", according to sources within sas.Then, before the commencement of STL, Sziky went rogue from sas and joined sas's arch-enemy, LRM, for the price of thirty pieces of silver, as depicted here:However, Sziky's defection had little impact on the tournament as a whole, but did not show up to many clan wars, and much drama and hilarity ensued. Ironically, Sziky was brought in to LRM to give LRM a better chance to win against iFU and sas, and he did not deliver the goods, and it was the regular LRM roster that came through against sas in the end.Why did Sziky move from sas to LRM?So what happens now? Well, my young friend, LRM and Lagfree will fight each other in mortal kombat for the title of the first STL championship, and will give LRM a long-awaited win... maybe. El Bunker has other plans, and will be looking to once again put LRM in a position to be better known as(It's a Yellow reference, poor guy)LRM's line-up startsZerg-heavy, including: Sziky, TechnicS, Southpark, Pike, TrutaCz, Napoleon, KenZy, and Koll, although the last three have been inactive as of late. The other two strong players are Bonyth (Protoss) and Choosy (Random). I don't expect NeMu, dOTY, or Wallace to be sent unless there is some horrible outbreak of anthrax in Eastern Europe, and all the players die, and I pray that such a thing does not occur.The prediction I keep hearing for this final clan war is "4-2" with LRM winning by 4. So who are the 2 wins? Well, LagFree has TerrOr, their best player, who is predicted to take one win, and then it gets very dicey. Castro is a long-time veteran Zerg player, but will his ZvZ be enough to win versus TechnicS, Southpark or TrutaCz? My presumption isthat it will be very difficult. Handy and Dandy may also have a chance to win, but who the hell knows. Ultra is a very underrated player, and could win his match if he plays. Darking, Wapool, Zety, and Dienmax are also decent players, but not LRM-level. Yugox is like C+ or B-, so I don't think he can win at all. Everyone else, I don't know. We really can not know what is taking place in El Bunker. Are they really training in there or just bringing prostitutes in for massive sex parties?Maps: + Show Spoiler + Prediction: + Show Spoiler + I wanted to interview both team leaders, and actually added TerrOr on skype, but was barely able to speak with him in time to have a meaningful interview, but I did what I could. I also interviewed Skzlime, because he gives the best interviews, and played in the play-off round for sas against LRM, unfortunately dropping his game to Pike (who mysteriously used mutalisks) and I will probably interview Skzlime for pretty much everything from now on. DRTL finals? Skzlime interview. Bill Nye vs Ken Ham? Gotta talk to Skzlime. Destiny retires from SC2? Time to get a hold of Skzlime.Interviews:: This thread contains spoilers from the previous week! If you don't want to read spoilers, do not read this thread!NinaZerg "If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky