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In honor of everybody making a nice “Top 50” Super Bowl list this year, I figured I’d make the one list that I am sure the NFL wishes nobody made.

Hey kids, how about the Top 50 criminals to have ever played on Super Bowl Sunday!!

Yaaaaaayyyyyy!

Now, I’ll be honest. This list has a few “stretches” in it. Some guys never were convicted. Some guys not even charged. And some of the guys on the list, aren’t really bad guys, they just made a mistake that I am sure they regret for a lifetime.

You may think I have some guys ranked too high, others, too low. You are free to quibble with me, but not attack. It’s just a stupid list, people, relax.

If I’ve missed any glaring omissions, please let me know. Our station intern Liam did a bangup job of google searching all these guys, and you too can do your own research to refresh your memory.

I plan to print this sheet on gold letterhead and make sure it reaches the desk of one Roger S. Goodell. Where I am sure, he’ll read it, under that desk. The spot where he does most of his best work. Hiding.

As I always say, the league is populated by about 85% of guys who you would love to have as a neighbor, and the other 15% are… well.. let’s just say “interesting fellas.”

1.. Aaron Hernandez: First degree murder.

2.. Darren Sharper: Serial Rapist

3.. Ray Lewis: Obstruction of justice, double murder case.

4.. Dave Meggett: 30 years in prison, multiple sexual assaults.

5.. *Marvin Harrison: Probably killed a dude. Probably.

6.. Jamal Lewis: 4 months in prison, cocaine distribution.

7.. Aldon Smith: One man recurring crime and DUI spree

8.. Barrett Robbins: Attempted murder of 3 cops, shot three times.

9.. Darrell Russell: Charged with videotaping rape of drugged victim. Dead.

10.. Jim Dunaway: “The Unknown OJ Simpson”. Google him.

11.. Lawrence Taylor: Cocaine, statutory rapist.

12.. Leonard Little: Manslaughter DUI.

13.. Nate Newton: Caught with 213 pounds of weed in trunk. Pounds.

14.. Stanley Wilson: 22 years in prison for stealing $130,000 from home burglary.

15.. Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson: Cocaine use with teenage girls, sexual assault.

16.. Donte Stallworth: Manslaughter DUI.

17.. Timmy Smith: 2 years in prison for selling cocaine

18.. Nate Webster: 12 years in prison, sex with 15 year old.

19.. Plaxico Burress: Gun violation, tax evasion.

20.. Mark Ingraham Sr.: 7 years in prison, money laundering.

21.. Mercury Morris: Cocaine trafficking.

22.. Bam Morris: 30 months, drug trafficking. Violate parole, got 10 years.

23.. Justin Strzelczyk: Killed himself doing 90 mph into truck on highway.

24.. Ahmad Bradshaw: Parole violations, drug suspensions.

25.. Warren Sapp: Domestic battery charges, prostitution arrest.

26.. Dexter Mannley: 3 years in jail, recurring drug charges.

27.. Irving Fryar: 5 years in jail, mortgage fraud.

28.. Ray McDonald: 2 sexual assault cases still pending.

29.. Tank Johnson: Lengthy rap sheet

30.. Johnny Jolly: Numerous drug arrests, sentenced to 6 years in prison.

31.. Marshawn Lynch: Hit and run DUI as a Bill, another as Seahawk.

32.. Jimmy Hitchcock: 2 years in jail, mortgage fraud.

33.. Aqib Talib: Charged with shooting at man fleeing his house in Texas.

34.. Donte Whitner: Resisting arrest, harassing his girlfriend.

35.. Michael Irvin: Cocaine charges.

36.. Ray Rice: Punching his wife.

37.. *Jim Brown: Problems with women. I count 1964 NFL championship!

38.. Bill Romanowski: BALCO client, roid user, various altercations with teammates.

39.. Tom Cable: Violently assaulted member of his staff as Raider HC.

40.. John Matusczak: Raging drug addict, assaulted Raider assistant coach.

41.. Kerry Collins: DUI arrest, racial slur with teammates.

42.. Barry Switzer: Caught with gun in his bag at airport checkpoint.

43.. TJ Ward: Arrested for throwing glass at bartender. Community service.

44.. Vance Johnson: Arrested for failing to pay alimony, child support.

45.. *Mark Chmura: Probably had hot tub sex with teenager. Probably.

46.. Lance Briggs: Crashed car, left scene, reported it stolen.

47.. *Ben Roethlisberger: Might have raped a girl in a bar. Maybe.

48.. Jared Allen: Multiple DUIs, suspension.

49.. Sebastian Janikowski: Collegiate date raper, cop briber.

50.. Eugene Robinson: soliciting a prostitute, night before game.