I don’t write too often about sports over here but this story spans all the topics and I find it’s oddness delightful so I must share. George R. R. Martin (little known fact: each “R” is short for “Ray”) is the bearded fellow responsible for all the hardcore action, naked ladies, and Peter Dinklage awesomeness we can’t wait to return to HBO on April 1st. I haven’t read the books but I am familiar with the man thanks to being a dork and watching Game of Thrones interviews on HBO Go. What I was not familiar with until today though, is the man’s love for the New York Jets. That, my friends, was a bit of a shocker.

To make things even better he took to his Live Journal blog today to give a big 8-bit thumbs down to this morning’s trade for Tim Tebow. I wanted to cut his passage down, but it’s all too much fun, so here’s his full writeup, complete with animation…