NEW YORK – After expressing his discontent with a recent United Nations decision condemning Israel’s settlements in the West Bank, President-elect Donald Trump has gotten the support of Jewish Americans whose sole political contribution to America is unconditionally supporting a country that isn’t America.

Israel and her relationship to her region has long been a talking point for American Jewry. In the last eight years, many Jews profess that President Obama has been nothing but trouble for the Jewish nation, despite the fact that literally two months ago he approved a deal to donate $38 billion in military aid to Israel.

For the life of us here at the Supreme Report, we can’t seem to wrap our mind around the fact that American Jews think President Obama is anti-Israel. Moreover, we can’t seem to wrap our minds around the fact that Jews are singing praises of a man who once used their sacred symbol as a propaganda tool to highlight greed, a commonly used derogatory implication lobbed at Jews.

Moreover, we can’t shake from our memory the time in 1991 when Trump blatantly said that “the only kind of people [he wants] counting his money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.” As fate would have it, our sole contributor is a little short guy, and that yarmulke he wears twice a year (Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur, to keep his parents happy) adds a necessary two inches to his intimidating 5’7″ frame. But it’s cool, sometimes you have to negotiate your words, and as Trump said on December 3rd, 2015, Trump is “a negotiator… like you folks.”

We also remember a time where, after the saddening November 13th Paris terror attacks, Trump said that Muslims in America ought to wear a “special identifier,” When asked how his “special identifier” was unlike fashionable little yellow stars that Jews had the privilege of flaunting in Germany in the 1930’s, his response was breathtakingly insightful: “you tell me.”

We get it, sometimes navigating the perils of cognitive dissonance is tough: When the KKK (an organization that has referred to Jews as “white niggers”) endorses a candidate, Jews should probably endorse that candidate too. Hell, Stephen Bannon, the head of the openly White Nationalist/anti-semitic website Breitbart, is Trump’s Senior Counselor, but we’ll ignore that too so long as Trump sent out two whole tweets supporting Israel!

So it deeply saddens us to watch our Jewish brothers and sisters normalize, embrace, and even support a man who seems not only to surround himself with anti-semitic people, but even flirt with the concept himself. Maybe, this is something we Jews should just Sieg Heil-o to, just like those charming gentlemen did in the video preceding this article did.