1. Is it trash day?

2. Did I actually just sleep for six uninterrupted hours?

3. I need 50 oz of coffee immediately.

4. The dog stinks.

5. How on earth is my partner still sleeping.

6. Have we run out of eggs?

7. If I don't get dinner in the slow cooker now, we will all starve.

8. How can any one child have this many parent-teacher meetings?

9. Am I supposed to bring oranges to the soccer game today? Does this mean I have to buy oranges before work?

10. Is there a soccer game today?

11. What season even IS it right now?