(My boyfriend and I both work at a summer camp in Wisconsin. Unfortunately, we go to colleges on opposite ends of the country, which means that in a few weeks, we’ll be back to long distance. We are cuddling at night.)

Boyfriend: “Ha ha.” *starts poking me, and making the Minecraft sword sounds*

Me: “Hey, what are you doing?”

Boyfriend: “Hitting you with a sword!”

Me: “But won’t I explode eventually?”

Boyfriend: “No, you’ll just pop into a bunch of little carry-able pieces, and then I can take you to Nevada with me!”