It seems Beto O’Rourke’s got enough hits for a double album:

.@BetoORourke ate dirt after losing to @tedcruz last year. … actual dirt, as in, tiny pieces of soil. https://t.co/4ghEbNGQiq — Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 19, 2019

Dirt. He ate dirt:

Let’s just say we wouldn’t be remotely surprised.

You think Beto’s weird? Imagine how Ted Cruz feels. Actually, you don’t have to imagine. Cruz is pretty clear where he stands on this stuff:

We couldn’t’ve said it better ourselves!