(Ann Arbor, MI) With Christmas just a few short weeks away EOTech is unleashing a major sale. Trade your Kidney for a set of Ground Panoramic Night Vision Goggles (GPNVG).

You know you want a set but $45,000 that is some major cash. However now until the end of the year, EOTech will accept a Kidney as payment. We decided to go right to the source to find out more. “We toyed around with other parts but didn’t see a resale market for left nuts, and since you can live with only one kidney it made the most sense,” said Harvey Sting director of EOTech kidney sales.

The great news is that Optics Planet not only will be a registered intake point it is also planning on waving the LE/MIL use the only requirement. “Our biggest issue will definitely be shipping, the kidneys have to stay cold when we ship them back to EOTech so the usually five-week turnaround isn’t going to work,” said Optics Planet Sales Manager Boyd Weslow.

Ultimately this may be the only way many of us can get a set of these GPNVGs so this is a good time to look deep inside yourself, preferably on the left and right side and decide if you’re ready to eat more vegetables and less processed food in exchange for the coolest set of NVGs.

As always we will keep you up to date and follow us at thepresscheck on Instagram as we donate one of ours.

*kidney must be in good working order and surgery must be done by a licensed organ harvester. The kidney must match blood type and cannot be used in conjunction with other sales or offers.