This is not a webpage about parachuting a cat.

I would never have been involved with anything like that.

This is not a cat wearing a homemade jumpsuit, harness and crash helmet. This picture was not taken in the radome of a USAAF Nike Missile site (Circa - 1982). I would never have trespassed on military property. I have never owned New Balance shoes. I did, however, own a black cat.

This is not a cat being lowered out of the access window of a missile site radome.

If this is a cat dangling from the access window of a missile site radome, I'm sure that he must have climbed out on his own. Cats like heights.

That is not a 13' Hefty Bag & packing tape parachute coming out of that window.

Once again, this is not a cat parachuting from the radome of a USAAF Nike Missile site. I have never owned or driven a Jeep Wagoneer.

I do not know and have never met the person who is about to catch whatever that is.