The Brewery The Dwarf storms into the tavern, something dangles from his hand. Trailing in after him is a tattered group of mismatched adventurers. Some of their weapons and artifacts pulse with arcane powers, others are intricately runed, made out of strange and forgien materials. The regulars at this humble bar have never seen anything like it and stare in bewilderment. The Dwarf marches right up to the bar and slams the head of the Wyvern onto the counter, "GIF MEH THA BES' DRINKS YE KEN MUSTER!" The man behind the bar with flame red hair turns around, "You actually did it; good on yeah mate. I knew you could handle it. So what'll be having?" Fantastic Drinks and Where to Find Them Fantastical fantasy drinks are a wonderful way to bond with a party. You dare somebody to drink a whole gallon of goat piss, decide to try the magical drink on the menu with a warning label next to it, or simply just get your characters flat out drunk and go cause mischief out in the nobel's courtyard, either way the fantasy bar is where that adventure begins. Prices for Drinks Things don't have the same relative values in our world as they do in a typical magical medieval-style adventuring one. D&D 5e is premised on a complete command economy and the prices presented are based off of my personal homebrewed campaign’s economy for the major cities with in it. 1 CP being nearly equal to 1 USD. Prices for drinks in your campaign should vary greatly depending on region, scarcity, imports, technology, etc. Alcohol Strength Percentage & Key x = 4% - 6%

xx = 7% - 12%

xxx = 13% - 19%

X = 20% - 39%

= 20% - 39% XX = 40% - 69%

= 40% - 69% XXX = 70% - 86%

= 70% - 86% XXXX = 87% - 92%

= 87% - 92% XXXXX = 93% - 96%

= 93% - 96% ☠ = Poison/Toxin Added

= Poison/Toxin Added ✨ = Magical Effect

✨✨ = 2 Magical Effects

🍺 = beer

🍸 = liquor

🍹 = cocktail

🍶 = sake

🍷 = wine Author Note Since mankind can remember, alcohol has been used to support rape, justify abuse, and diminish human intellect/personality all over the world. In my life I’ve lost two personal friends from alcohol related deaths, listened to the nightmarish horror stories of abused children, and have lost all respect for those who peer pressure people into drinking by challenging their masculinity/femininity. I in no way shape or form support irresponsible drinking. However... I do support role playing games and the beauty of exploring the imagination. I love to see people create and watch people’s faces light up when they can feel completely immersed in a good, well told story. As a storyteller and friend to humanity, I completely recommend getting wasted off fantasy alcohol.

Starlight Stout All the way from Hamilclair comes a mixture of Rolish hops and lightly-roasted Elvish malts. Using twilight oat flakes and Avian coffee, this silky beer goes down like a cup of coffee with cream. The twilight oat flakes mix well with the coffee flavor and give off the literal appearance of the night sky within your glass. You can expect to be able to walk home from the tavern that night with complete dark visibility due to this stout’s magical properties. Guaranteed to see in the dark with every sip. Starlight Stout STRENGTH : xxx

: xxx COST : 1 sp and 7cp a pint

: 1 sp and 7cp a pint TYPE : 🍺✨

: 🍺✨ EFFECT : Whenever a sip of starlight stout is swallowed, the user can see for 3 seconds as if they had 60ft of darkvision

: Whenever a sip of starlight stout is swallowed, the user can see for 3 seconds as if they had 60ft of darkvision INSPIRATION : Personal Homebrewed campaign Series Kimono Junmai a.k.a. The Oh No Absolutely pure ohno rice wine. This sake has been a secret kept since the beginning of the second age by the Jeon Jenese Dryadulum Monks on the Sky-Island of Kūki, now its’ recipe has finally worked its’ way onto ground level. Ohno rice is known for its’ velvet smooth vanilla taste, making it a comfort sake for the long winter nights of the Kūki or an extremely potent alcohol for everyone else (besides Dwarves who find it a pleasant wine). Going down as smooth as water, the alcohol inside this drink can only be detected by races with the most sensitive taste buds. Be warned. Kimono Junmai a.k.a. The Oh no STRENGTH : XXXXX

: COST : 2 sp and 9 cp a shot

: 2 sp and 9 cp a shot TYPE : 🍶

: 🍶 INSPIRATION : Personal Homebrewed campaign Series Berserker With a luster like the amber jewels pulled straight from the heart of the Desertmouth Mountains lives a whiskey handcrafted by the very Dwarves within them. Famous after its’ recognition given by the Dwarven Lord Mhilor Glendar, son of Thobem, this cinnamon whiskey is a favorite among veteran drinkers and is served on fire like the throats of those who dare drink it. Berserker STRENGTH : XXXX

: COST : 6 cp a shot

: 6 cp a shot TYPE : 🍸

: 🍸 INSPIRATION : Redditor Zaeglamesh Cold Iron City Boasting four different types of specialty hops from every region of the Glaid comes Tro’s National Beer. A generous malt bill and a solid dollop of dire wasp honey provide just enough body to keep the balance in check, resulting in a beautiful blend of acidically aromatic contributions. Fermenting out of ivory yeast makes the alcohol smoke off your mug like dry ice when exposed to air, allowing for the inhaling of this concoction’s honey aroma. Beware, breathing alcohol fumes will cause you to get drunk way faster than normal. This potent yet ingenious mixture chiseled by the Dwarves can cause tissue damage if exposed to skin and should be washed out right away. Dwarves that don't wash their chins off after a night of drinking this ale could wake up to a beard full of chemical burns. Cold Iron City STRENGTH : XXXX

: COST : 1 sp and 4cp a pint

: 1 sp and 4cp a pint TYPE : 🍺 ☠

: 🍺 EFFECT : Any creature with a +1 constitution modifier or lower takes 1D2 acid damage upon consumption, 1D4 for those with negative constitution modifiers.

: Any creature with a +1 constitution modifier or lower takes 1D2 acid damage upon consumption, 1D4 for those with negative constitution modifiers. INSPIRATION : Personal Homebrewed campaign Series

Bazarian Bushido Duty until death, integrity until mastery, benevolence until righteousness: this is the way of the Eastern Bazari. Originally crafted by the famed Helia Batterbee during her years training abroad, decided (in respect) to choreograph a drink with the sole purpose of capturing the seasoned attitudes that accompany an honorable people. A subtle sake that hides no surprises, straightforward, and perfect for a quiet night of reading under the cloudless Bazarian sky. Bazarian Bushido STRENGTH : X

: COST : 8 cp a glass

: 8 cp a glass TYPE : 🍶

: 🍶 INSPIRATION : Redditor LS-Kun Strongjaw Ale A drink praised by the legendary saviors of Tal’Dorei themselves, Vox Machina’s lovable towering Goliath of height and size brings you his signature brew. After the events of the Chroma Conclave, Grog Strongjaw, with the help of his friends over at the Slayer's Cake and Gilmore’s Glorious Goods, mastered his brewing technique. Pulling hops all the way from the Alabaster Sierras to the cobalt reserves of Westruun, this rich dark ale pushes the boundaries of quality. Hand picked spices from Marquet’s jewel allow for a smooth palate and warming finish. Strongjaw Ale STRENGTH : xxx

: xxx COST : 8 cp a pint

: 8 cp a pint TYPE : 🍺

: 🍺 INSPIRATION : Critical role web Series Chrono-liquor a.k.a. Chronicler Booted out of the Yokalu Arcanist Academy, Zaeglamesh the Time Weaver never forgot the lesson he learned… that misery needs time and a drink. Originally crafted by the famous Gnome chronomancer himself, Zaeglamesh’s unusual cocktail has warped its’ way onto our menu. A flavorsome strawberry grenadine, Tabaxi rum, and rare shiftingsugars from the time domain swirl within this sparkling hot pink blend. Those who find themselves over drinking Zaeglamesh’s cocktail will see that reality may seem to move… oddly. Time keeps on slipping for the one who keeps sipping this mysterious concoction. Chrono-liquor a.k.a. Chronicler STRENGTH : XX

: COST : 1 Sp 7 cp a glass

: 1 Sp 7 cp a glass TYPE : 🍹✨

: 🍹✨ EFFECT : Flip a coin periodically (DM’s discretion) until you have taken a short rest. On heads: Time seems to be moving very slowly. Act as though you were under the haste spell for 1 round. On tails: Time seems to be moving very quickly. Act as though you were under the slow spell for 1 round. This effect will not begin to take place after a single pint (unless you are a small/tiny sized creature or have a -2 constitution modifier).

: Flip a coin periodically (DM’s discretion) until you have taken a short rest. On heads: Time seems to be moving very slowly. Act as though you were under the haste spell for 1 round. On tails: Time seems to be moving very quickly. Act as though you were under the slow spell for 1 round. This effect will not begin to take place after a single pint (unless you are a small/tiny sized creature or have a -2 constitution modifier). INSPIRATION : Redditor Zaeglamesh Palm Wine Tapped out of the swaying coconut palms of Jalala, blessed by the fermentation of the crisp ocean air, and distilled again to make sure you get a real heavy-hitting taste of the islandanders, comes the forceful incapacitator infamous throughout Ini. Served fused with our signature blend of coquito and Tabaxi rum within an actual coconut, you’ll be surprised the islanders actually do anything productive after drinking this tropical cocktail. Palm Wine STRENGTH : XXXX

: COST : 1 sp a coconut

: 1 sp a coconut TYPE : 🍹

: 🍹 INSPIRATION : Redditor fishbot218

Butterbeer A heart warming flavor that will remind you of mama’s shortbread and butterscotch candy. An initial sip will be like a kiss of whipped cream. This old favorite has been especially adored by Elves and Men since they had a recorded history. A merry schnapps for a calming night. Butterbeer STRENGTH : x

: x COST : 7 CP a Pint

: 7 CP a Pint TYPE : 🍺

: 🍺 INSPIRATION : Harry Potter book Series Miroqi A genial vermouth perfect with an inviting saline savor that could only be born out of the mouth of the Moriand river. The fermentation of rare lumos algae comes to life when served with our house-made orgeat blend. Experience the taste of a roaring delta. Miroqi STRENGTH : XX

: COST : 9 cp a glass

: 9 cp a glass TYPE : 🍸

: 🍸 INSPIRATION : Redditor polyamorous_q Merovani Hailing from the northwestern corner of civilization comes a rare spirit of Caeldish origin. Dating back to the days Heldred united the once nomadic peoples of the Shalda mountains, this high class scutten is a perfect apéritif for a luxurious meal or complement to any of Illien’s masterpieces. Merovani STRENGTH : X

: COST : 1 Sp 8 cp a glass

: 1 Sp 8 cp a glass TYPE : 🍸

: 🍸 INSPIRATION : kingkiller chronicle book series

Château De Lajean Roloçois Third Age 73 The ability to take massively endowed fig, currant paste, crushed plum fruit flavors, while at the same time being able to harness them with ultrasuave freshly roasted espresso, black tea, and fine ganache notes, could only be accomplished by the Jean-Roloçois family. Rich and long, plenty and fine; this is a gripping red wine with a powerful style not often seen in Lajean wines. The palate is full-bodied and already expressive, but then becomes tighter, expressing its’ true power and exuberance. The age of this Lajean does not hide its sovereignty, as if the distinctive elegance and complexity of Rolish rulers themselves have leaked into your glass. Château De Lajean Roloçois T.A. 73 STRENGTH : xxx

: xxx COST : 5 pp and 7 gp a bottle (24 ounces)

: 5 pp and 7 gp a bottle (24 ounces) TYPE : 🍷✨✨

: 🍷✨✨ EFFECT : Drinking 4 ounces of this liquid will gain the consumer a + 1 Charisma Bonus and a + 1 Wisdom Bonus until their next short/long rest or until 4 hours have passed. The effect does not stack if more than 4 ounces are consumed and the effect can’t take place again until one full day has passed after your last drink. Alternatively anyone who initially uncorks a bottle of Château De Lajean Roloçois Third Age 73 and drinks the whole thing, solely by themselves or shared only with their true love (DM’s discretion) in one sitting, instead receives a + 7 Charisma bonus and a + 7 Wisdom bonus for 4 hours and gains the ability to use the spell like ability Dominate Person three times as if they were using a 7th level spell slot. Consuming a whole bottle will also cause NPCs that did not respect the PC before start to have a slight change of heart (DM’s discretion) and respect them a little bit more. You do not need to be able to cast spells in order to use this ability. However, if a full bottle is consumed in one sitting, drinking it again will carry none of the effects listed above ever again.

: Drinking 4 ounces of this liquid will gain the consumer a + 1 Charisma Bonus and a + 1 Wisdom Bonus until their next short/long rest or until 4 hours have passed. The effect does not stack if more than 4 ounces are consumed and the effect can’t take place again until one full day has passed after your last drink. Alternatively anyone who initially uncorks a bottle of Château De Lajean Roloçois Third Age 73 and drinks the whole thing, solely by themselves or shared only with their true love (DM’s discretion) in one sitting, instead receives a + 7 Charisma bonus and a + 7 Wisdom bonus for 4 hours and gains the ability to use the spell like ability Dominate Person three times as if they were using a 7th level spell slot. Consuming a whole bottle will also cause NPCs that did not respect the PC before start to have a slight change of heart (DM’s discretion) and respect them a little bit more. You do not need to be able to cast spells in order to use this ability. However, if a full bottle is consumed in one sitting, drinking it again will carry none of the effects listed above ever again. INSPIRATION : Personal Homebrewed Campaign Series