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YEAH COOL WHO’S READY TO SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING NICE THEY OWN FUCK YEAH.

Extremely attractive and, by all accounts, very funny and nice people Chris Pratt and Anna Faris have announced they are separating, confirming everything to be the worst and good things to be little more than a horrific mirage.

The pair each took to social media a short time ago to announce their decision to end their 8-year marriage, with Faris posting first on Twitter…

…and Pratt following a short time later on Facebook.

Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. … Posted by Chris Pratt on Sunday, 6 August 2017

The pair met back in 2007 on the set of ‘Take Me Home Tonight,’ a film that for one reason or another didn’t actually see a release until 2011. The couple got engaged in late 2008, before marrying in Bali in mid-2009.

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Pratt & Faris have one kid, Jack, who was born premature in August 2012. Despite those early struggles, Jack has since grown up to be a totally rad little dude.

The pair’s last posts of each other on Instagram both come from back in May.

A post shared by Anna Faris (@annafaris) on May 5, 2017 at 8:55am PDT

A big Mother's Day kiss and hug across the pond to my darling wife @annafaris and our sweet boy. I miss you both so much. I love you. Due to forced perspective in this picture Jack looks much bigger than Anna. How beautiful are they!? And the azaleas too! Richmond Park in full bloom. #happymothersday A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on May 14, 2017 at 10:34am PDT

It’s cool. Everything’s fine. Totally ok. I’m not crying you are SHUT UP.