“hardy har har, how original. I’ve never heard that one”

AU where SOMETHING dismembers Kristoff and Anna tries to bring him back from the dead. She succeeds…mostly. He still looks like junk and the magic used may have…spread. Around. everywhere. On everyone. Except for our resident muggle Hans, apparently.

Kristoff has no idea what attacked him, either, a side effect of having your cranium knocked off, so THAT’S still running around.

but like everything’s cool, Anna’s got it. I mean as long as we don’t have to find Elsa something to eat…