The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.

The "Just Stamp the Ticket Man" is the name given to a man who frequently appears to make sarcastic or angry remarks.

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The man goes to the Leftorium to get his parking validated because it is the only store that does it without requiring a purchase. Ned Flanders says he is 'right as rain,' or, as we say around here, 'left as rain,' but the man bluntly responds, "Just stamp the ticket."[2] When the Squeaky-Voiced Teen tries to hand him a flyer he brushes him, saying, "Don't touch me."[3] He later tells Barney Gumble (who is handing out flyers dressed as a big baby) that he "sickens" him.[4] At the Springfield Swap Meet, he derides Marge's "cool" wishbone necklaces, stating he doubted his "son or daughter is that stupid".[5] He informs Homer he could have used the money he lost from not working to buy tickets to the Pigskin Classic football game from a scalper, rather than camping out for eight days to get to the front of the line.[6] The man tries to buy $2 worth of gas from the Kwik-E-Mart but is disgusted by Apu's overcharging.[7] He later punches a hippie singing "Sunshine on My Shoulders" during Springfield's heat wave,[8] and punches Homer in Springfield Mall when he approaches to suggest he looks "like a man who needs help satisfying his wife."

He later works as a Naval Recruiter. When Homer signs up for the Naval Reserve, he panics as Homer tries to answer the crossed out question "Are you a homosexual?", fearing he could lose his job.[9]

He later appears in church and was present during Trappuccino in The Simpsons Movie.

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