Full Name: Hayden Voss (Teddy Spanks)

Academic Year: FRESSHMAAANNNNN

Major: film studies

Hometown: Madison, WI

Relationship Status: Single as Pringle

Astrological sign: Gemini

Twitter: @teenage_child

Biggest Turn on with a girl?: short skirt, long jacket

Biggest Turn off: long skirt, short jacket

Who would you consider your “man crush”: Riff Raff

Future Career Goals/Ambitions?: Internet Sensation

Hobbies/Interests: hockey, juggling, scootering, Heel-ying and french fries

Favorite (besides yoga pants)/Least favorite fashion trend for girls: yoga shorts/Maxi dresses

Campus Activities: Hockey, recycling, lumberjacking, and playing the jazz flute

Three words you’d use to describe yourself: funky, fruity, fun

First thing you notice about a girl?: if they're proportional

What advice would you give to a girl trying to impress you?: play me a song on the banjo

If you had to be stuck on a deserted island for an entire year with another student at Suffolk university who would it be?: One of the 11th floor compadres

If you had to pick a song to be the theme song to your life what would it be?: Miracles by ICP

Most embarrassing song on your iPod: any song by Nickelback

Most embarrassing moment (keep it relatively appropriate): when I got beat up by a middle aged man in a mall food court

Best part about your Suffolk experience so far? being in a prank war

Most romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone? table for 2 at Chili's

Idea of a perfect date? go to chuck e' cheese, throw back a few Pepsis, play ski ball, and go home and cuddle

If people were to give you a superlative, what do you think it would be? best makeup