♪♪ Welcome to Netflix. Last year, we approved16 original shows and movies, and this year, it is our goalto make that number 1,087. That's why we here at Netflixare thrilled to be working with you two comedy geniuses,Terrance and Phillip. [ Farts ] [ Laughs ] Classic stuff. Now go aheadand pitch what you're thinking for your Netflixoriginal series. Well, we were thinkingthat we'd do a show where Phillip and Iare on a farm. With a cow. [ Chuckling ] Okay,I love it so far. The sun is just startingto come up, and then... I fart on Phillip. And I say, "Terrance!You farted!" And I... fart on Terrance. And then it's likea back and forth kind of thing?It's sort of like a -- It's like a back and forthkind of thing. I fart on him. He... farts... on... On you. Got it. No! On the cow. [ Laughs ] Welcome to Netflix,you sons a bitches! Yeah! Hooray.

[ Children shouting excitedly ] Come on, Tweek!Hurry! What's going on? Tweek:Cartman and his girlfriendare fighting again! [ Cartman grunting ] God damn it. Sweetheart!Piece of shit! [ Cartman grunting ] Honey! I wanna watch"Terrance and Phillip" tonight with my friends! You promised we'd havea date night! Ugh! It's just one night, babe! Stan is havinga viewing party, honey! [ Grunts ] So then why can't I come?! "Terrance and Phillip"is guys' night thing baby! Hey, hey, hey, hey! What the hellare you all doing?! Watching Heidiget her bitch-ass kicked! [Bleep] you,Wendy! Don't take that crap,Heidi! Let Cartman have it! Guys! Guys, this has gone onway too long! Can't we all stop beingso mean to each other? Shut up, Kyle.You sound like your mom. [ Laughter ] That was awesome, baby.I love you. I love you, too,babe. Aww...Damn it. Fights over.Kyle ruined it!

As you know, there has beena lot of bullying and insensitivityat our school. To counteract this,it is my firm belief that South Park Elementary is in desperate needof a strong woman. So in looking fora new vice principal, we wanted to finda powerful, intelligent, and independent femaleto be a role model for us all. And with that said,I'd like to introduce our new vice principal --Strong Woman. [ Claps ] Thank you,PC Principal. All right, everyone.Listen up. I'm the new vice principalof the school. My name is Strong Woman. I've already spent a few dayshere at the school watching and observing, and we definitely have thingswe can all be working on. Hey!Stotch! You do not disrespectStrong Woman by talkingwhen she's talking. You really think I couldn't havehandled that myself? Oh! Uh, I was justmaking sure everything was -- You really had to grab the micout of my hand like that? Shit. I mean -- No, sorry.Sorry, I'm not -- Uh, here you go. I want the girlshere at this school to know that they can talk to meabout anything. But I also wantthe boys to know that what I'm looking foris a better place for everybody. Turning this school around is going to take workfrom everyone. From everyone. I'm sorry. Am I notdoing this correctly? No. No. Sorry!I thought I'd add --Just add for emphasis. You felt it wasn'tstrong enough, me saying it? No, I'm --Uh, I'm sorry. I'm looking forward to beingyour vice principal. And I'm looking forward toturning this school around. All right. Now,if we have any que-- I'm not finished. Right!Oh, I'm sorry. Pay attention, everybody!

It's "The Terrance& Phillip Show!" On Netflix. ♪♪ Hey, Terrance! What did the black lawyersay to the Muslim priest? I don't know, Phillip.What? [ Farts ] [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] [ Doorbell rings ] Come in![ Door opens ] Did we miss it?It's just starting. Oh, look, honey --Kyle's mom is here! Shouldn't you be at Temple,Ms. Broflovski? [ Laughter ] Hola. Would you like to buysome chimichangas? Sí, mi amigo! Here. I'll give youtwo pesos. [ Farts ][ Farts ] [ Laughing and farting ] [ Laughter ] Dude,that's awesome! [ Laughter ] Wha-What's wrong,dude? For the first time,I feel kinda bad for the personbeing farted on. Ohp. Kyle's mom doesn't likethe cartoon, guys. Better shut it off.[ Laughter ] Baby, I [bleep] love youso much.

As you all know, we've beenlooking for a strong woman to take on the roll ofvice principal at this school. We couldn't be happierwith the selection we've made, and we're sure she'll be makingour school a better place. So with that,let me turn over the floor to our new vice principal --Strong Woman. [ Applause ] Thanks, everyone.All right. Listen up. I fully appreciatethat some of you might be uncomfortablewith me being here. Earlier today, I noticed thatsome faculty weren't sure whether to call meMiss Woman or just Strong. If I were a man,you'd probably address me as Vice Principal Woman, so why would it should it beany different, huh? We good?M'kay. So I've been getting to knowsome of the students here, and I'm definitely hearing a lot of frustrationand confusion over issues that all the schoolsare facing right now. I also spent some timeobserving in the cafeteria and was pretty shocked by theabusive and intolerant language. [ Hootie and the Blowfish's"Hold My Hand" plays ] Not sure if any of youhave noticed, ♪ With a little love but a lot of the girlsare eating their lunches ♪ And some tenderness out on the playgroundto avoid being around the toxic environmentthat's been created. ♪ We'll walk upon the water It's my intention to makethe cafeteria... ♪ We'll rise above the mess ♪ With a little peace P.E. class is anotherhuge problem at this school. ♪ And some harmony The girls' gym outfits... ♪ We'll takethe world together ♪...seem not to have beenupdated since the '60s. We have a lot of work to dohere, I intend to do it quickly. Excuse me.I-I'm sorry, but, uh, is anyone elsehearing Hootie and the Blowfish like very, very softly? ♪ 'Cause I wanna run with you Yeah, yeah.I hear it. It's - It's comingfrom over here somewhere. Excuse me, everyone.I, um -- I need to getto the restroom. Sorry.I'll be right back. [ Children shouting, laughing ]

[ Farts, laughs ] [ Farts ][ Laughter ] Hold on, hold on.Over here. Over here. [ Farting ] [ Farts ][ Laughs ] [ Farting, laughing ] ♪♪ Join together,let no man --[ Farts ] Ugh! ♪♪ ♪♪ Man: That's it. That's it, Kyle. ♪♪ ♪♪ No more. No more of them doody jokes. No more watching cartoons of people -- people having to go doody, and poo-pooing on each other's heads. It's not funny anymore, is it, Kyle? ♪♪

♪ With a little love [ Music plays muffled ] ♪ And some tenderness [ Music plays normally ] [ Muffled ]♪ We'll walk upon the water [ Music stops ] Hello there, Mister... Principal, is it? That's right.I'm PC Principal. What's bringing youin today? I'm, uh, having this problemwith my ears. There's like a persistent kindof a...ringing going on. Okay.Can you describe the ringing? It's, uh,Hootie and the Blowfish. You're hearing a song? Yeah, um, [clears throat]there's a new woman that has joined our faculty.Her name is Strong Woman. And, uh, she seemsto have set off some kind of devicein my ears. So, maybe you're havingsome feelings for her. No, that couldn't be it.We work in the same place, so it'd be impossiblefor me to like her. I'm thinking there must besome kind of device in my ears. Well, I looked, and Hootie and the Blowfisharen't in your ears. I believe your hearing themin your mind and your heart. Oh. dude. Bro.

[ Knock on door ] Strong Woman:You may enter. Vice Principal Woman? Yes?What can I do for you? My name's Kyle, and I've been doinga lot of changing lately. I came because I mightbe able to offer some... insight intoour problems here. Please.By all means. You see, there's a cultureat this school that embraces meanness, and I believe now it comesfrom a Canadian TV show. All the boys watch it.I did, too. We all laughedwhile they... fartedon innocent people's heads. The thing is... I never felt for the personbeing farted on... until now. I want to work with youto try open people's eyes. Because I get it now. You want to blame farts? That seems kind of ridiculous,doesn't it? What? I mean, it's a slippery slope when we startpointing the finger for our own short comings. But -- But I thought for sure you would be on my side. Kind of sounds like something mymother would say, actually. What?!Oh, forget it! Cartman: May I have your attention please? Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons are available at the front desk. Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons are available at the front desk. Thank you. [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] Heidi: [ Laughs ] Come on. We gotta get outta here! [ Growls ] ♪ Hold my hand

♪ Hold my hand You wanted to see me,PC Principal? ♪ I'll take you to -- Oh, yes! Yes, Mackey, uh... I just wanted to seehow you thought it was going withStrong Woman. Well, she seems to beacclimating fine, m'kay. The kids really respect her. Do you know, um... Do you know if Strong Womanhas a boyfriend? What?! Nothing.Just forget it. Are you out of your[bleep] mind?! Askin' if a co-worker isavailable in today's times?! I just wanted to knowbecause if she's unavailable, then maybe I can get my headoff of her, all right?! Oh, boy, this is bad. This is real bad. I don't knowhow it happened. I know it's inappropriate, and yet I can't stopthinking about her. I think I'm sick. Look, this is real [bleep] fireyou're playin' with, m'kay? I'm gonna get someonedown here from HR! HR? Is that, like,Hootie removal? No, Human Resources! The people that come into make sure everything's kept on the level. We gotta get youback on track!

A group of young people called"Millennials Against Canada" think so, and we are joined bytheir leader, Kyle Broflovski. Thanks for having me, Tom. Young man, you say Canada is toblame for most of our problems. All I'm saying is that there'sa culture that originates from Canada which is at leastpartly to blame for the state of our country now. To respond to this,we're now joined by the Canadian Ministerof Streaming. Thanks for having me, buddy. Minister, how do you answerto these angry millennials? Well, they're pissed offbecause their country sucks, so they wanna pointthe finger at us. I'm saying we'reall guilty, too. I grew up watchingTerrance and Phillip, and I thoughtit was funny.So, you thought it was funny, but now it's not funny?No, it was never funny.I see it differently now! Oh, so you want to censor it? We don't want to censor it, we just want toget rid of it! Uh-huh.You sound like a Jewish Mother. Oh, see?! That's what I'mtalking about right there! That kind of mean, degrading,Canadian trash. Now, I resent that!I find that racist. Canadians should care aboutthe rest of the world! You are a racist, fwiend! And if you have a problemwith Canada, maybe you should talk toyour backward president! -Maybe I will!-'Kay, go ahead! Maybe I knowthe president. Oh, sure you do,just like all Jewish moms because you don't understandhow -- Stop calling me that!Can I finish?! That's all you knowis how to be mean and -- There's not a --Can I finish please?! Because you were allraised on it yourselves! Please, can I finish?! All right, I'm finished. All right, everyone, listen up.

Are you sellinggirl scout cookies? Why, yes I am.How about a snickerdoodle? All right.You asked for it. [ Farts ] [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] Oh! Oh, I thinkI shit my pants. [ Whistle blows ] All right! That's it!Everyone stop! We're shutting it down! We areMillennials Against Canada! We demand this kind of bullying Canadian entertainmentbe stopped! Didn't think I'd livelong enough to see this all happen again. More and More millennialsare turning into Jewish mothers today as they demandthe censorship of entertainment. The protesters say they'renot giving up and are demanding to speak with the presidentof the United States. [ Cellphone ringing ] Here you go! Call iscoming in on your phone! Good give it here!Yes, hello? This is the leader ofthe Millennials Against Canada. Kyle, what the [bleep]are you doing? Oh, I'm sorry I'm takinga stand and doing something. I realize this doesn't gelwith your nihilism! Okay, dude. I didn'twant to have say this, but you're really startingto sound like your mom. I'm not like my mom! I'm gonna make a difference! It's gonna feel real good! Kyle? Kyle! Don't do this man! You can't messwith this shit while You Know Whois in office! We're all gonna die!!

♪♪ M'all right,so now everyone, we're gonna do somerole playing, m'all right, talk about appropriate wayswe can talk in the workplace. Can I -- Can I get a volunteerto role play with me? M'all right?How about you Mister, uh... Mr. Mackey. M'all right, come on up here. M'all right now,we're just gonna pretend it's a normal morningbefore work and we're startin' the day.M'all right? Oh, Mr. Mackey,good morning. Good morning, uh,Miss Conduct. Now did you havea nice night? Yeah, yeah, it was good. M'all right, okay, well,good luck today, and I hope thatour working relationship can continue be honestand straightforward. Oh, I'm very open and honest,I promise you that. I can see that, you've gotvery honest eyes, m'all right. M'all right, I probablyshouldn't have said "You have honest eyes,"m'all right. That's a bit crossin'the line commenting on his physical attributes,m'all right? That's bad. I'm gonna stick to just talkingabout work only, m'all right? So, uh, Mr. Mackey,what methods do you use for counseling the students? Oh, I mostly usea semi-cognitive approach adaptedby Kiezrick Solomon. Wow, you studied Solomon? He was actually my thesisin college. Are you serious? Nobody I talkto has ever even heard of him! No! Same here! What made you attractedto his work? Well, it's just sucha natural approach, m'kay. M'all right.M'all right. When I read it, you know,first, I was like, "Whoa, okay."M'all right. "This just really makessense," you know? [ Chuckles ]Well, m'all right. Mmm'kay. M'all right.

Mister President, you needto do something about your millennials! What do you want me to do? Terrance and Phillipare Canada's largest export! They account for 80%of our gross national product! If your citizens mess with them,they mess with all of us. Look, I'm presidentof the United States. I can't get involvedin every petty little protest against a third world country. Third world country?!How dare you! Canada is second world at least! Now, you listen here,Mr. Buddy! Either you stop the embargo onthe "Terrance and Phillip show," or we'll bring in our own troopsto stop it ourselves! Are you threatening us,you beady-eyed Canuck? I'm simply telling youthat Canada will do what it mustto protect itself! Then I guess both our countriesbetter be prepared. [ Dramatic music plays ]

something to get awayfrom the city. I've never really beena city person. M'all right. M'all right. I definitely get that.M'all right. I like hiking around,being around in nature, m'kay. I agree, I agree,the city's bad. I love hiking, too. What aresome of your favorite places? Well you know Mount Evansis always nice. [ Chuckles ] M'all right.M'all right. [ Siren wailing ] [ Alarm bell rings ] What the hell is that? There's some kind of... military alert going out. All right,military alert everyone. Let's get to the hallways and get the studentsto the gymnasium. Come on. Let's move! [ Helicopter blades whirring ] [ Sirens wailing ] It's the National Guard! The National Guard?! It's the President!He wants to talk to you. Yes, this isMillennials Against Canada. Yeah, listen this thingis kind of escalating. You people need tocall it quits. We can't do that,Mr. President. Someone has to dowhat's right! What exactly do you want? What do I want?! I want a world... where laughter doesn't comeat someone else's expense, where people can live freelywithout fear of being farted on. I want a world where you aren'tridiculed for trying to help! A world where a nice girlthat I liked isn't turned intoanother Eric Cartman! These Canadians arein the way of that world and everything they doand everything they have done needs to be erasedfrom the Earth! Geez, I got a little chub.