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While planning a tournament list, Hitler get the news on rule changes to Age of Sigmar.

00:00 - 00:03 Our plan is to have two tables here

00:04 - 00:05 another two here

00:05 - 00:07 and a painting station here.

00:08 - 00:12 We're estimating games will take anywhere

00:12 - 00:15 from 20 minutes to an hour, give or take.

00:17 - 00:19 20 minutes for a game?

00:19 - 00:21 How many points are we playing total?

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer

00:27 - 00:28 points....

00:31 - 00:33 There are no longer any point values in Age of Sigmar

00:34 - 00:36 point values no longer exist.

00:53 - 00:58 Anybody who does not play tournaments, plays for fun, or doesn't min-max, leave. Now...

01:13 - 01:15 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?!

01:15 - 01:17 POINT VALUES ARE HOW WE KNOW THE GAME IS BALANCED!

01:18 - 01:23 THIS WILL BE TOTAL ANARCHY!!

01:25 - 01:28 IF I FIND OUT WHOSE IDEA THIS WAS

01:29 - 01:31 I WILL SHOVE MY STEAM TANK SO FAR UP THIER ASS

01:31 - 01:34 THEY'LL BE SHITTING CANNONBALLS FOR A WEEK.

01:34 - 01:37 I COULDN'T BELIEVE THE BASIC RULES WERE ONLY 4 PAGES LONG

01:37 - 01:40 BUT THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT

01:40 - 01:42 My Führer we've played a demo game at the GW store and it's actually really fun and we...

01:42 - 01:46 ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FANBOY!!!

01:46 - 01:48 My Führer, the sudden death rules are a great balancing mechanism

01:48 - 01:52 Sudden Death rules?! What are you high?

01:53 - 01:54 SUDDEN DEATH RULES?!

01:56 - 01:57 What's going to stop some snotty kid

01:57 - 02:00 from fielding and army composed of 30 steam tanks?

02:00 - 02:03 backed up by THE SUPREME NECROMANCER??!?!

02:04 - 02:08 I THOUGHT THE END TIMES SHIT WAS BROKEN

02:08 - 02:13 BUT THIS TAKES ONLY WAY TO JUSTIFY BROKEN ARMIES

02:14 - 02:16 AND THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW

02:17 - 02:21 IT WILL BE LIKE THE TIME I PLAYED KHAINE MAGIC WITH STALIN!

02:27 - 02:29 Sure the WoC netlist may have been broken

02:30 - 02:34 but at least with point values I could call it "balanced"

02:34 - 02:36 it made me feel powerful.

02:41 - 02:42 And now

02:43 - 02:47 IF I BRING 160 MAN DEATHSTAR THERES NO WAY TO JUSTIFY IT

02:48 - 02:53 PEOPLE WILL SAY I'M JUST BEING A HUGE DICK.

02:54 - 02:56 Or kill my general and claim a sudden death victory.

02:56 - 02:59 HOW CAN I MIN-MAX THE SYSTEM IF THERE'S NO SYSTEM TO MIN-MAX?!?!

03:00 - 03:02 SERIOUSLY WHO WANT TO PLAY FOR FUN?!!?

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, he does this every edition.

03:14 - 03:16 Why do they want this game to be fun...

03:19 - 03:23 this game used to be about killing new players.

03:25 - 03:26 now it's "fun"

03:31 - 03:33 I hate fun.

03:40 - 03:46 I could always go to another game system

03:46 - 03:49 like Warmahordes or Infinity..