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First some thoughts on V.S.:

Leo: To me, Victoria's Secret is where you and your girlfriends go in eighth grade to buy leopard push-up bras. And then you hide your V.S. purchase in an Aeropostale bag so your parents never know what's up. Also: WHO is Victoria and WHAT is her effing secret?

Kristin: I think for everyone who is a DD cup or higher, Victoria's Secret is like that popular girl in high school who ended up never leaving her hometown. Like, she was really cool when you were a kid, but now she just hangs out in malls and it's really sad.