(Marijuana is legal in Washington. Friend #1 has brought cookies to a gathering, but we haven’t eaten them yet.)

Friend #2: “I guess I’m in a weird mood. I’d ask what was in the cookies, but I haven’t had any yet.”

Friend #1: “I haven’t put anything in the cookies.”

Friend #2: “Riiiight.”

Friend #1: “Nothing but love.”

Friend #3: “I hear that ‘love’ is legal now.”

Friend #1: “Not that kind of love.”