BEARD: We have head shots of all the girls applying for the news anchor positon.



MITTENS: She's wearing glasses, so she's probably too smart. She's too blonde, so it's like looking into the sun. She has a sixth finger, but it's on her foot. Is there no one decent?



BEARD: On this girl's application under "Race" she wrote "to win".

MITTENS: Ding, ding, ding!



