Joe Biden is still the presumptive nominee in a lot of people’s minds, but what are you getting if you vote for him? Well, hopefully a VP who will outlive him:

.@JoeBiden: "Whomever I pick” for VP, must “be capable of being president, because I’m an old guy — no I’m serious!” pic.twitter.com/WGnGkNnghI — Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 29, 2020

Quite the campaign slogan.

Vote for me because I'm gonna die soon…great strategy — CB1 (@crazyhouse3) January 29, 2020

“I’m gunna die” Vote for me!!

Can’t make this stuff up. — BChurch (@bcrace12) January 29, 2020

Then why would we want to elect you? — chris d (@crsmik1) January 29, 2020