The Toronto Maple Leafs' Christmas wish list is out. Or, at least, what this blog thinks they should get. It’s more than two front teeth.

John Tavares: New Maple Leafs pajamas.

Auston Matthews: A nice, new pen. To sign things with.

Nazem Kadri: Wider nets.

William Nylander: A new Volvo.

Morgan Rielly: The letter “C.”

Mitch Marner: A nice, new pen. One that’s just as nice as Auston’s. Maybe even nicer, depending on who you talk to.

Patrick Marleau: A one-on-one conversation with Stephane Robidas in the summer.

Kasperi Kapanen: Power-play time.

Connor Brown: A call to Ireland about where all that luck has gone.

Ron Hainsey: A time machine.

Zach Hyman: Softer hands.

Jake Gardiner: A Larry Murphy biography.

Nikita Zaitsev: Lou Lamoriello’s new address, to send another Thank You card.

Igor Ozhiganov: A Russian-English dictionary.

Travis Dermott: A Millennial-English dictionary.

Frederik Andersen: Rub A535.

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Garret Sparks: Respect.

Martin Marincin: Playing time.

Justin Holl: Playing time that’s just as nice as Martin Marincin’s.

Andreas Johnsson: Shades (the future is so bright)

Par Lindholm: Pincers, so he can pinch himself every time he looks around to see just where he landed.

Frederik Gauthier: Anything with a finish.

Tyler Ennis: Taller skates.

Mike Babcock: A dictionary, to learn the difference between “good” and “well” like other McGill alumni.

Kyle Dubas: A cup with the inscription: “We can and we will.”

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