Incredibles Characters at Tumblr Text Posts:

Bob: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

Helen: [softly, but with a lot of feeling] fuck

Dash: no mom I already have a job it’s called being hardcore

Lucius: “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? Sad. Tragic.

Mirage: yeah I’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

Karen: while you were being Heterosexual, I studied The Blade

Violet: I didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

Evelyn: seven billion people on the planet and I have like 2 friends

Edna: “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one I have

Winston: I saw a man so beautiful and I started crying?