[dramatic music] - SIT BACK, JUSTICE BELIEVERS,AND LISTEN TO ANOTHER EDITION OF AMERICA'SFAVORITE SUPER HERO-- MINTBERRY CRUNCH! OUR STORY BEGINSIN A REMOTE CORNER OF THE GULF OF MEXICO. THE BP OIL COMPANY DRILLSINTO THE OCEAN FLOOR! BUT THEY DRILL TOO MUCH, AND THE BP OIL COMPANYACCIDENTALLY UNLEASHES CTHULHU, AN ANCIENT EVIL GODFROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY, A MILD-MANNERED, ATTRACTIVEFOURTH GRADER, BRADLEY BIGGLE, HEARS OF THE DISASTERON THE NEWS WHILE WITH HIS FRIENDS. BUT BRADLEY BIGGLE ISNO ORDINARY FOURTH GRADER! NOT LONG AGO, HE REALIZEDHE HAD SUPER POWERS HE COULD CALL UPONBY TURNING IN PLACE AND SAYING THE MAGIC WORD! SHABLAGOO! AND IN A FLASH,BRADLEY IS TRANSFORMED INTO THAT THRILLING SUPERHERO,MINTBERRY CRUNCH! JOINED BY THE OTHERCOON FRIENDS, MINTBERRY CRUNCHWENT TO INVESTIGATE THE GULF SPILL CRISIS! THE SUPERHEROESCAME ACROSS A CULT, IN EXISTENCE FOR YEARS, THAT HAD BEEN WAITINGFOR CTHULHU'S ARRIVAL! THEY ARE THE KEYTO STOPPING CTHULHU FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD. SOMETIMES, WHEN EVERYTHINGSEEMS HOPELESS, THAT'S WHENYOU NEED TO BRING IT ALL. THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TOBRING THE CRUNCH!

BUT WE STILL AREN'TGETTING IT. YOU'RE HALF-MANAND HALF-BERRY? - RIGHT! - BUT THEN WHAT EXACTLY ISYOUR SUPER POWER? - THE POWER OF MINTAND BERRIES YET WITH A SATISFYINGTASTY CRUNCH! - NO, SEE,THAT'S THE PROBLEM, DUDE. THAT'S NOT REALLYA SUPER POWER. LIKE I HAVE MENTAL COMMANDOVER ALL POWER TOOLS, HUMAN KITE CAN FLY-- - AND SHOOT LASERSOUT OF MY EYES. - AND SHOOT LASERS OUT OFHIS EYES, AND MYSTERION CAN-- WAIT. WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER,MYSTERION? - I CAN'T DIE! - OH, YEAH, GOOD ONE.MYSTERION CAN'T DIE. AND IRON MAIDEN ISINDESTRUCTIBLE-- - NO, STAN, I'M BEING SERIOUS. I REALLY, REALLY CAN'T DIE! - [chuckling] WHAT? - LIKE LAST NIGHTIN THE ALLEY! THE CULT LEADER STABBED ME AND I BLEDALL OVER THE PLACE. AND YOU SCREAMED,"OH, MY GOD!" AND YOU CALLED HIM A BASTARD! - WHEN WAS THAT? - ALL THE TIME! I DIE ALL THE TIME! AND YOU ASSHOLESNEVER REMEMBER! - I THINK WE WOULDREMEMBER YOU DYING, DUDE. - WELL, YOU DON'T! I DIE OVER AND OVER. ONLY TO WAKE UP IN MY BEDLIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. - DUDE, YOU'RE FREAKIN' OUTMINTBERRY CRUNCH. HE'S PEED HIS PANTS.- NO, NO! MINTBERRY CRUNCH DOESN'TEVER PEE HIS PANTS! - I KNEW THERE'D BE NO POINTIN TELLING YOU GUYS. - ALL RIGHT, DUDE. LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RENOT CRAZY AND IT'S TRUE. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I MEAN, I THINK IT'D BE PRETTYCOOL NOT TO BE ABLE TO DIE. - PRETTY COOL? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELSLIKE TO BE STABBED? TO BE SHOT, DECAPITATED,TORN APART, BURNED, RUN OVER-- - KENNY, KENNY CALM DOWN. - IT'S NOT PRETTY COOL, KYLE! IT FUCKING HURTS! AND IT WON'T GO AWAYAND NOBODY WILL BELIEVE ME! REMEMBER THIS TIME! TRY AND FUCKING REMEMBER! [gunshot] - OH, MY GOD!HOLY SHIT, DUDE! - DUDE!- IS HE--OH, JESUS! - KENNY.NO, NO! [gothic chanting]

AND LISTEN TO THE NEWESTINSTALLMENT OF THE COON! IT ALL BEGANWHEN THE BP OIL COMPANY DRILLED INTO THE OCEAN FLOOR AND RIPPED OPEN A HOLETO ANOTHER DIMENSION. SEEING THE DISASTERON COONVISION, THE COON IMMEDIATELYCALLED TOGETHER HIS TRUSTY COON FRIENDS. AS THE COON EXPLAINED HOWTHE DISASTER COULD BE STOPPED, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED. WITHOUT WARNING,THE COON FRIENDS CHANGED. THEIR SUPERPOWERSMORPHED SOMEHOW, TURNING THEM INTO...SUPERVILLAINS. THE COON TRIED TOREASON WITH THEM, TRIED TO BRING THEM BACK TOTHE SIDE OF GOOD, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. THEIR BLACK HEARTS HAD BEENTAINTED BY HATE AND RAGE. THE COON WAS ALONE. TORN BY THE ULTIMATE DILEMMA, HE HAD TO PUT A STOP TOTHE EVIL VILLAINS, EVEN THOUGH THEY HADONCE BEEN HIS FRIENDS. SOMETIMES,TO FIGHT THE ULTIMATE EVIL, YOU MUST MAKE FRIENDSWITH ENEMIES. THE COON TEAMED UPWITH CTHULHU, BECAUSE EVEN CTHULHU KNOWSWHAT EVIL ASSHOLES KYLE AND STANAND THOSE GUYS ARE. AND THAT THEY ARE MANIPULATIVE,UNCARING, VAGINA FACES! THEY ARE ALL PLANNING TODESTROY THE WORLD. ONLY ONE THING CAN STOP THEM--THE COON. WITH CTHULHU'S HELP,I CAN TRY TO BANISH THEM TO A DARK OBLIVIONFOR ALL ETERNITY. I WILL NOT RESTUNTIL THAT HAPPENS. ♪ BABY, I KNOWYOU'RE ASKIN' ME TO STAY ♪ ♪ SAY PLEASE, PLEASE,PLEASE, DON'T GO AWAY ♪ ♪ YOU SAY I'M GIVIN' YOUTHE BLUES ♪ ♪ MAYBE YOU MEANEVERY WORD YOU SAY ♪ ♪ CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF-- - ERIC CARTMAN!- HI, MOM. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN,YOUNG MAN? - JUST DOING STUFF, MOM. ARE MY FRIENDS DOWNSTAIRSIN THE SECRET BASE? - YES, THEY ARE, BUT YOUWERE SUPPOSED TO BE GROUNDED IN YOUR ROOM. AND NOW YOU'REMORE GROUNDED, YOUNG MAN! - THE COON'S MOTHER APPEARSTO BE EXTREMELY UPSET. IN ORDER TO GET PAST HER, I MUST USETHE LEBRON JAMES TECHNIQUE. - ERIC, ARE YOU LISTENINGTO ME? - MOM...WHAT SHOULD I DO? - WHAT? - WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I ADMITI MADE MISTAKES? SHOULD I SAYI'VE DONE THIS BEFORE? SHOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT HOW I SHOULD HAVESTAYED IN MY ROOM? WHAT SHOULD I DO? - WHAT DO YOU MEANWHAT SHOULD-- - SHOULD I SAY I'M NOTA ROLE MODEL? SHOULD I NOT LISTEN TOMY CONSCIENCE? IT'S MY CONSCIENCE, MOM!WHAT SHOULD I DO? GO BACK TO MY ROOMAND PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED? NOT JUMP OUT THE WINDOWAND FLY TO NEW ORLEANS? WHAT SHOULD I DO, MOM?TELL ME! - I JUST--I-- I'M GOING TO GO MAKE YOU KIDSSOME LEMONADE.

WHAT GOOD DEEDSHOULD WE DO NEXT? - PERHAPS WE SHOULD BAKEMORE LEMON BARS TO RAISE MONEYFOR PEOPLE IN NEED! - OKAY! - YOU GUYS HAVE NO MEMORY OF ME SHOOTING MYSELFIN THE HEAD, DO YOU? - [chuckling] WHAT? - WHAT WE NEED TO DO ISTALK TO PEOPLE IN THAT CULT. I WANT TO KNOWWHERE MY POWERS COME FROM. - YEAH, COOL, LET'S TALK ABOUTWHERE OUR POWERS COME FROM! - I WAS BITTEN BYA RADIOACTIVE MOSQUITO! ZZZT! - I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT THEN PUT BACK TOGETHERWITH TUPPERWARE PARTS! - TI-TIMMY! - WILL YOU GUYSLISTEN TO ME? I ACTUALLY HAVE A POWER THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TOKNOW ABOUT! - HEY, GUYS. SO WHAT'S GOIN' ON? - GO AWAY, CARTMAN. WE KICKED YOU OUT OF COONAND FRIENDS, REMEMBER? - NO, I KNOW. THAT'S COOL.I UNDERSTAND. EVEN THOUGH I STARTED IT ANDTHE SECRET BASE IS IN MY HOUSE. YEAH, THAT'S TOTALLYUNDERSTANDABLE. - YOU JUST WANTED TO FRAMEAND BLACKMAIL PEOPLE. THEN YOU BEAT UP CLYDEAND BRADLEY FOR NO REASON! - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.FOR NO REASON. CLEARLY SOMETHING IS WRONGWITH ME. BUT, YOU GUYS...WHAT SHOULD I DO? - YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF.THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. - HMM. ALL RIGHT. LOOK, YOU GUYS WERETOTALLY RIGHT, OKAY? THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. THAT AND...THERE'SA DOUBLE RAINBOW OUTSIDE. - A WHAT?- DOUBLE RAINBOW, YOU GUYS. YOU DON'T SEE 'EM OFTEN, BUTTHERE'S ONE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. YOU GOTTA COME SEE![door opens] - A DOUBLE RAINBOW? SHABLAGOO! - WAIT, MINTBERRY CRUNCH.YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA GO-- - HEY, CAN I SEETHE DOUBLE RAINBOW, FELLAS? FELLAS?

- THERE'S NO DOUBLE RAINBOW,FAT ASS. - YOU ARE CORRECT,HUMAN KIKE. NOT THAT SUPERVILLAINSLIKE YOU GUYS COULD EVER SEEA DOUBLE RAINBOW. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - YOUR EVIL DOING DAYSARE OVER, MOSQUITO! ALL OF YOU SHALL NOW BE DEALTTHE SWIFT HAND OF JUSTICE! - CARTMAN, YOU ARETHE BAD GUY, NOT US. - NU-UH, YOU GUYS ARETHE BAD GUY. [whistles] [wind gusting] - [growls] [thunder] - AAH! - WHAT ARE YOU DOINGWITH THAT THING? - HE'S GOING TO HELP MEGET RID OF YOU GUYS, SO TOGETHER WE CAN MAKETHE WORLD A BETTER PLACE! - CARTMAN, IF YOU TEAM UPWITH THE MOST EVIL THING IN THE UNIVERSE, THEN CLEARLYYOU ARE THE BAD GUY! - NO, BECAUSE IT'SFOR THE GREATER GOOD LIKE WHEN SUPERMANTEAMED UP WITH LEX LUTHOR. - SUPERMAN NEVER TEAMED UPWITH LEX LUTHOR! - WELL, THAT'S WHY SUPERMANISN'T AROUND ANYMORE, ISN'T IT? CTHULHU, BANISH THEM TOA DARK OBLIVION, PLEASE. - [growls] all: AAH! - OH, HO!DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME! YOU WERE ALL LIKE, "MRRR!" AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, "NOO!"

- ALL RIGHT, NOW... WE'VE TAKEN OUTMOST OF THE SYNAGOGUES, DESTROYED SAN FRANCISCO, SENT MY FRIENDSINTO A DARK OBLIVION, AND SO OUR NEXT ORDER OFBUSINESS WILL BE BURNING MAN! - [growls] - BURNING MAN IS THE BIGGESTHIPPIE FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD, AND TOMORROW, WE ARE GONNAWIPE 'EM ALL OUT! PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE WORLDWILL BE TRANSFORMED THANKS TO THE COON! - [irritated growl] - YES, YES,THE COON AND FRIEND. NOW AFTER BURNING MAN, WE WILL TAKE DOWNWHOLE FOODS, ALL RIGHT? - [angry growl] - THE DARK LORD IS AGITATED AND THE LEBRON JAMES TECHNIQUEMIGHT NOT WORK. THE COON WILL HAVE TO USE AN EVEN MOREMANIPULATIVE TECHNIQUE. TIME TO BUST OUT CUTE KITTEN. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW! [spritely music] ♪ MEOW MEOW MEOW! - [grunting] - HMPH. GRR. [chuckles] - DUDE,WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? - I DON'T KNOW,BUT I FEEL LIKE... I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

- AND SO THE COONHAD RETURNED WITH THE DARK LORD CTHULHU! UPON SEEING CTHULHU IN PERSON, MINTBERRY CRUNCH HEROICALLYDASHED OFF TO-- TO SAVE THE DAY! WITH MINTY COOLNESS,HE HURRIED BACK HOME AND HEROICALLY WATCHED JUDGE JUDY, KNOWING THATHIS SUPERHERO FRIENDS WERE PROBABLY JUST FINEWITHOUT HIM! [suspenseful music] all: AAH! - OH, SHIT! - [breathing heavily]WE AREN'T GOING THAT WAY! - YOU GUYS,I WANNA GO HOME! - WE ALL WANNA GO HOME,CLYDE! I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA LASTVERY LONG OUT HERE. - MAYBE WE SHOULDJUST FIND A PLACE TO HIDE AND WAIT FOR HELP. - WHAT HELP, DUDE? NOBODY IN THE REAL WORLDEVEN KNOWS WE'RE HERE! - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS HIDEAS LONG AS YOU CAN. I'LL TRY AND FIND HELP.- HOW, DUDE? - KENNY, WHERE THE HELLARE YOU GOING? - I'M GOING TO TRY TOGET YOU ALL OUT OF HERE. IF THIS WORKS. OR I COULD BE WRONG. - KENNY! - OW! THAT FUCKING HURTS! ARGH! UNHHH! - OH, MY GOD!KENNY. - YOU--YOU CRAZY BASTARD! [creatures roaring] [laughter on television] [door opens and closes]

♪ - IT'S BURNING MAN! - BIGGEST PARTYIN THE WORLD, BABY! ♪ [Cthulhu growlingin distance] [people screaming] - FUCKING HIPPIES!FUCK ALL YOU! - THE DARK AND EVIL CTHULHUIS BRINGING HIS ANGRY WRATH DOWN UPON THE BURNING MANFESTIVAL, TOM. CTHULHU ISN'T BEHAVING AS MOST SCIENTISTSHAD SPECULATED, TOM. BUT THE DARK LORD ISWREAKING HAVOC EVERYWHERE AND-- - NO, NO, EXCUSE ME! IT IS NOT CTHULHU. IT IS COON AND FRIEND. I'M A LITTLE SICK OF EVERYONEGIVING HIM ALL THE CREDIT WHEN I'M THE ONE REALLY MAKINGTHE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. - TOM, IT APPEARSTHAT BRUCE VILANCH HAS ARRIVED ON THE SCENEWEARING A RAT COSTUME. - OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. CTHULHU, THIS GUY TOO! COOL. OH, GET THAT FIRE-TWIRLINGHIPPIE BITCH!

♪ - THIS...FREAKING...SUCKS! WE WORSHIPPEDAND PRAYED TO CTHULHU, WENT TO ALL THE CULT MEETINGS, BUT LIFE IS STILLTOTALLY FREAKIN' GAY. - I THOUGHT THAT WHEN CTHULHUROSE FROM THE DEPTHS ALL WAS GONNA BE DARKNESSAND PAIN. I THOUGHT AT LEASTSCHOOL WOULD BE CANCELED. - HOW DO I FIGHT HIM? [dramatic music] - OH JOY.IT'S UNDERWEAR BOY AGAIN. - THAT GOD YOU PRAY TOJUST TOOK AWAY ALL MY FRIENDS. - NOT OUR GOD. HE PROMISED EVERYTHING WOULDCHANGE IF WE WORSHIPPED HIM, BUT WE'RE JUST SITTING HERESMOKING CIGARETTES LIKE BEFORE. IT'S LIKE OBAMAALL OVER AGAIN. - HOW DO I FIGHT HIM? - CTHULHU ISN'T ALIVEOR DEAD, ALL RIGHT? - TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS. - HENRIETTA! YOUR LITTLE BROTHERWANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU. - GO AWAY, MOM!I HATE YOU! - JUST LETYOUR LITTLE BROTHER PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS,SWEETIE. HE'S LONELY.GO ON IN, BRADLEY. - WILL YOU GUYS PAINT WITH ME? - FUCK OFF, DORK.I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! - PLEASE, CAN I JUST--OH! M-MYSTERION!WHAT'S GOING-- UH, THAT'S OKAY, SIS. I'LL PLAY WITH YOUANOTHER TIME! MYSTERION IS HERE! HE MUST HAVE COMEFOR MY HELP! NO TIME TO WASTE. TIME FOR BRADLEY BIGGLETO TRANSFORM! SHABLAGOO!

THE NECRONOMICON ISAN ACCOUNT OF THE OLD ONES, THEIR HISTORY AND THE MEANSFOR SUMMONING THEM. - OLD ONES? - DARK DEITIESTHAT EXISTED BEFORE MAN. - IT WAS WRITTEN BYA MAD PRINCE WHO KNEW OF THE NIGHTMARE CITYOF R'LYEH, WHICH FELL FROM THE STARSAND EXISTS BENEATH THE SEA, AND IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. - THAT'S IT.THAT'S THE PLACE I JUST WAS! - YOU'VE BEEN TO THE NIGHTMARECITY OF R'LYEH? - LUCKY. - CTHULHU AND THE OTHER BEINGSARE FROM THIS CITY, BUT FOR YEARSCULTISTS HAVE TRIED TO BRING THEM INTO OUR WORLD. - AND WHAT ABOUTCTHULHU'S POWER? WHY CAN'T OLD ONES DIE? - THE ONLY THINGTHAT CAN DESTROY AN IMMORTAL IS ANOTHER IMMORTAL. - HA HA!DON'T WORRY, MYSTERION! MINTBERRY CRUNCH IS HERE TO HELP YOUWITH THESE BLACK CULTISTS! - GET OUT OF MY ROOM, TWERP! - MINTBERRY CRUNCHISN'T AFRAID OF HIS FAT SISTER! GRAB HER LEGS, MYSTERION! MYSTERION? OH, CRAP. HEY, MYSTERION, WAIT UP! COME ON, WAIT UP! US COON FRIENDS NEED TOSTICK TOGETHER, REMEMBER? WHERE'RE YOU GOING? - WHEREVER CTHULHU IS. - WHAT?BUT HE'LL KILL YOU! - MAYBE, BUT WITH ANY LUCK, I MIGHT FIND THE REASONFOR MY POWERS. - OH, RIGHT! MAYBE I CAN FIND THE REASONFOR MY POWERS TOO! - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. - HOW WAS IT THAT MINTAND BERRY CAME TOGETHER DELIVERING FULL FLAVORAND AN INTENSE CRUNCH? WE MUST FIND OUT ANSWERS,MYSTERION! M-MYSTERION,I'M GOING WITH YOU!

OVER THE EVIL HIPPIESOF BURNING MAN, COON AND FRIENDSTURN THEIR ATTENTION TO THE NEXTVILLAINOUS SCOURGE, BRAVELY TAKING OUT EVERY WHOLE FOODSLEFT IN THE COUNTRY. NO MORE ORGANIC CRAPFOR AMERICA. THANKS TO COON AND FRIENDS, THE COUNTRY WOULD SOON BE RIDOF ALL EVIL. BUT FIRST,THEY WOULD COME UP AGAINST THEIR MOST CHALLENGINGAND MOST EVIL OPPONENT-- JUSTIN BIEBER. IN ORDER TO SAVE THE EARTH, THIS LITTLE BUTTHOLEHAD TO BE STOPPED. - [high-pitched voice]♪ BABY BABY BABY, OOH, BABY ♪ BABY BABY,OOH, BABY BABY-- ♪ OOH OOH OOH![fans screaming] OOH AAH! - [growls] - YUP, THAT'S HIM.

- THE DARK GOD CTHULHU CONTINUES HIS RAMPAGEOF DESTRUCTION AND TERROR, AND THERE SEEMS TO BENO HOPE FOR MAN. I AM JOINED NOW BY A SUPPOSEDTEAM MEMBER OF CTHULHU, THE COON. - IT ISN'T JUST CTHULHU,MR. REPORTER. HE'S MERELY A SMALLPIECE OF COON AND FRIENDS, WHO WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHTFOR GOOD AND JUSTICE. - GOOD AND JUSTICE? JUSTIN BIEBER AND MOST OF HISFANS HAVE JUST BEEN MASSACRED. - YES, COON AND FRIENDSARE HAPPY TO HELP. WE DO NOT NEED THANKSFOR OUR DEEDS. WE DO NOT WANT GIFTS. ALL WE WANTIS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY OUR COON AND FRIENDS T-SHIRTSFOR 14.95. - HEY, FAT BOY! [thunder] - KENNY? WHAT THE HELL?I SENT YOU-- - TO THE SUNKEN CITY OF R'LYEHFALLEN FROM THE STARS! YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' PRICK!WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKDOES THAT TO HIS FRIENDS? - IT'S NOT MY FAULTYOU GOT TURNED EVIL, KENNY! - YOU ARE THE BAD GUY,FAT BOY, YOU! - I'M GOING AROUND MAKINGTHE WORLD A BETTER PLACE! - FOR YOU! YOU'RE MAKING ITA BETTER PLACE FOR YOU! - RIGHT, THAT'S WHATSUPERHEROES DO. - NO. THIS ISWHAT SUPERHEROES DO. YOU BANISHED ME,BUT I'M BACK! WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? - [growls] - BRING BACK MY FRIENDS!TAKE ME! - MYSTERION, NO!WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ONLY AN IMMORTALCAN KILL ANOTHER IMMORTAL! HERE'S YOUR PRIZE! TAKE THIS CURSE AWAY FROM ME,YOU BIG PUSSY! - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,CTHULHU! WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT STUFFTO DO. - GO ON! KILL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU! BUT BRING MY FRIENDS BACK,WUSS! - CTHULHU, YOU AREA COON FRIEND, AND I'M THE COON! YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! - [growls] UN-HUH. UN-UH-UN-UH!UN-UH! [spritely music] ♪ [grunting] WHEW. - NO! COME BACK! I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT I AM!COME BACK! - FUCK YOU, KENNY! - COME BACK,YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!

- HELLO, MY SON. IF YOU ARE SEEINGTHIS MESSAGE, THEN IT MUST BE DARK TIMES, AND YOU MUST HAVEMANY QUESTIONS. YOUR TRUE NAME IS GOKZARAH. THE POWER GIVEN TO YOUCOMES FROM A PLANET FAR AWAY. YOU ARE FROM THAT PLANET,GOKZARAH. IT IS FOR THAT REASON YOU HAVE A POWER THATNORMAL HUMANS DO NOT HAVE. I KNOW YOU MUST SOMETIMES SEETHIS POWER AS A CURSE, BUT YOU WERE SENT HERETO STOP EVIL FROM TAKING OVER THE EARTH, AND NOW THAT TIMEHAS APPARENTLY COME. YOU MUST NOW HARNESS AND FOCUSYOUR POWER, GOKZARAH. THE POWEROF MINT AND BERRIES, YET WITH A TASTY,SATISFYING CRUNCH. - YES!YES, PLEASE GO ON! - YOUR HOME PLANET, KOKUJON, IS KNOWN THROUGHOUTTHE UNIVERSE FOR ITS BERRY MINES. BERRIES THAT HAVE THE POWER TOFUEL NEARLY ANYTHING. NEEDLESS TO SAY, WHEN THE MINTHUNTERS OF KOGANRAGA GOT WORD OF THEM, OUR FATEWAS ALREADY SEALED, GOKZARAH. BUT OUR TWO WORLDS COLLIDED, AND SOON MINT AND BERRYWERE ONE. - WOW! - YOUR MOTHER AND I SENT YOUAS FAR AWAY AS WE COULD. USE YOUR POWERS, SON. SAVE EARTH. SHABLAGOO! - I WILL, FATHER! NO MORE RUNNING AWAYFOR...MINTBERRY CRUNCH!