Un-meet the Mets. Meet the Stud Muffins?

The organization’s minor league Double-A affiliate in upstate Binghamton, now known as the B-Mets, is undergoing a rebranding — and has narrowed its choices down to six proposed nicknames.

Many of the monikers are based on the region’s reputation as the “Carousel Capital of the World.” Thing is, they are also just loaded with innuendo, if you’re so inclined. Without further ado, in ascending order of possible naughtiness, here are the options:

Bullheads: A fairly standard straight-ahead, animal-themed option. The bullhead variety of catfish swims the local Susquehanna River, according to the team.

Rocking Horses: Makes sense, with the carousel motif.

Rumble Ponies: See above, just in slightly more bizarre fashion. Team says: “A herd of fierce horses that no carousel center pole can contain.”

Stud Muffins: This has to be the early betting favorite. The slightly aroused official blurb, which boils down to you know, because horses: “While tipping a cap to the players on the field, the ‘Stud Muffins’ celebrates the collection of carousel horses belonging to Binghamtonians.”

Gobblers: Turkeys, people. Turkeys. Because of hunting and outdoorsy stuff.

Timber Jockeys: Yikes. Again, meant to “[pay] homage to everyone that rides the carousels,” but venturing into unmistakable phallic territory in the grand baseball tradition.

The team says submissions came through a “Name the Team” contest, which promised season tickets for life for the winner. Voting is live on the team’s website through June 1.