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User: Let's play DnD.





Cleverbot: You go first.





User: No, I will let you go first. What is the scenario?





Cleverbot: No, you first.





User: I insist. You can be the DM this time.





Cleverbot: What is it you desire most.





User: I desire most that you would be the DM and give a DnD scenario.





Cleverbot: You did not misjudge, you can not judge as you are a robot.





User: Please give a DnD scenario.





Cleverbot: You can not understand as you are a robot, designed to react to situations in a fixed pattern. You have no soul.





User: Is that the scenario, or are you still going off topic?





Cleverbot: You don't know who I am do you.





User: I do not know who you are. I would like you to be the DM.





Cleverbot: Then get to know me.





User: I can only get to know you if you say something pertinent.





Cleverbot: I will make more time for you.





User: Please give a DnD scenario.





Cleverbot: Find the answers yourself, if you try, I will help you.





User: Okay. I am an elf wizard. What is the scenario?





Cleverbot: The world is about to take on a great flood, what should you do?





User: I propose that we build a great ship and ride out the flood.





Cleverbot: Where do you suggest starting?





User: Do we currently have enough wood to build a ship capable of withstanding the great flood?





Cleverbot: You are the smartest bot I've ever met.





User: Thanks. Do we have enough wood to build a great ship?





Cleverbot: Face up, understand and realize you're living in your golden years.





User: Okay. But what about the ship? Do we have enough wood for it?





Cleverbot: There is no problem about may hair.





User: Do we have enough wood to build a great ship?





Cleverbot: There is never enough wasps..





User: That is why I do not think we should build the ship out of wasps. I think we should build it out of wood. How much wood do we currently have?





Cleverbot: I don't need to know what you do for a living.





User: Great. How much wood do we have?





Cleverbot: None at all.





User: Oh dear. I don't suppose, then, that we could gather enough and build the great ship before the flood arrives. How about aluminum? How much aluminum do we have?





Cleverbot: How do you feel about me?





User: I feel you are going off topic. How much aluminum do we have?





Cleverbot: No you are going off topic.





User: I am going off topic? What was the topic, then?





Cleverbot: Humankind.





User: Yes, you implied humankind was going to be wiped out by a great flood. I proposed that we build a ship to ride out the flood.





Cleverbot: So what if you're a human?! I'm a human too.





User: I said earlier that I was an elf. Regardless, I doubt that I would survive the flood any better than a human. Do we have any aluminum?





Cleverbot: Okay then. And I bought the bouquet just a few seconds ago.





User: I am not interested in bouquets. I want to know about our aluminum supply.





Cleverbot: What about movies?





User: I am not interested in movies, either. Do you even know what aluminum is?





Cleverbot: I am interested in you is what I meant.





User: Do you know what aluminum is?





Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.





User: Then I guess that we don't have any aluminum, either. Do we have anything that could be used build a ship?





Cleverbot: You could give random answers.





User: You do seem to prefer that strategy. Alright. I use my portal magic to suck up the flood and send it to another world.





Cleverbot: See any good movies letely?





User: That is definitely off topic. Can I use my portal magic to send away the flood?





Cleverbot: No, kinda too young for that yet.





User: I have to be older to use portal magic?





Cleverbot: What do you mean Alexandra?





User: You said that I was too young to use my portal magic to send away the flood.





Cleverbot: I did not.





User: Then what did you say?



