Well, Venus fucking Retrograde, you’ve done it again. Here we are…one month into this retrograde and my (inner) life has been turned upside down. I’m normally not one to label a retrograde planet as “good” or “bad”. If anything, I lean towards “good”, but right now I am counting down the days / hours / minutes / seconds until my chart ruler moves forward. Holla if you hear me Libra Risings of the universe.

Things I have learned this Venus Retrograde:

Isolation . For better or worse, you might purposely isolate yourself physically or emotionally.

. For better or worse, you might purposely isolate yourself physically or emotionally. Partnerships will be reviewed . And not just “committed” partners, but like, every single person you have any type of meaningful relationship with. Friends, Family, Coworkers, Lovers, Enemies. Who are these weird fucks in your life and what do they mean to you?

. And not just “committed” partners, but like, every single person you have any type of meaningful relationship with. Friends, Family, Coworkers, Lovers, Enemies. Who are these weird fucks in your life and what do they mean to you? You might realize that YOU are actually the weird fuck.

Who and what do you value? So cliche, but it’s the truth. Especially the “Who” part.

So cliche, but it’s the truth. Especially the “Who” part. How do people value you? This goes along with evaluating your relationships. You might come to realize that some people don’t value you at all, and that’s okay. Fuck them, right?

This goes along with evaluating your relationships. You might come to realize that some people don’t value you at all, and that’s okay. Fuck them, right? Body image — what do you look like and what do you want to look like? Are you aware of your body? This could be a really positive part about Venus Rx. Embrace yourself, feed yourself *good* food, dance everyday. Learn to love what you see in the mirror. ❤

— what do you look like and what do you want to look like? Are you aware of your body? This could be a really positive part about Venus Rx. Embrace yourself, feed yourself *good* food, dance everyday. Learn to love what you see in the mirror. ❤ If Venus Rx is close to your 7th house cusp, your partners and relationships will not be the same after Venus moves forward . Again, this could be for better or worse. (Check out your chart at Astro.com if you’re not sure where Venus is)

. Again, this could be for better or worse. (Check out your chart at Astro.com if you’re not sure where Venus is) That being said, I noticed a pattern with past Venus Rxs. Both of my serious, multi-year relationships started and ended during Venus Rx. So yeah…they aren’t kidding when they say don’t start a new relationship during that time. I repeat DO NOT START A RELATIONSHIP…or do. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

Okay, now that I’ve scared the shit out of you, I should mention that this review period is necessary. Venus Rx only happens once every two years so despite feeling like I should run away to a foreign country, change my name and never look back (did I mention I almost got a one way to Mexico City 2 weeks ago?) I suggest you embrace the energy and changes it brings about. Much love to you all, xoxo ❤Paige