Never tell your password to anyone.

Ryskillz101: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIHe1NgGYvo

Adagio: I'm not so fucked up tired that I can't recognize that URL

Ryskillz101: What if I told you it wasn't and you should be too lazy to check?

Adagio: I AM too fucked up tired to understand what you just said

Adagio: Now

Adagio: I'm tired

Adagio: like

Adagio: realbadtired

Ryskillz101: So why not sleep?

Adagio: because I need to take a massive shit

Ryskillz101: Shit in your bed

Adagio: So I'ma do that now

Adagio: not in my bed

Ryskillz101: Well fuck you too

Adagio: This ass was made for shittin

Adagio: and that's just what itll do

Adagio: and one of these days this ass

Adagio: is gonna shit

Adagio: all over you

Ryskillz101: Sounds appealing

Adagio: Also my brother

Adagio: is about as stealthy

Adagio: as a moose wearing high heels

Adagio: 3:30 in the mornin

Adagio: He needs somethin from the fridge

Ryskillz101: That would imply you've evaluated the stealthiness of a moose wearing high heels.

Adagio: So

Adagio: to get downstairs

Adagio: instead of walking quietly

Adagio: like a normal

Adagio: considerate person

Adagio: THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

Adagio: Like

Adagio: slammin his heels down

Ryskillz101: hahahahahahaha

Adagio: Nose is a bit runny

Adagio: SNNNNNNNNNNRRRRK

Ryskillz101: Holy fucking shit

Ryskillz101: I just had

Ryskillz101: the best idea

Ryskillz101: ever

Adagio: Masturbate onto a pillow and sell it to esplin?

Ryskillz101: Could probably get decent money off of that, actually.

Ryskillz101: Not what I was thinking though

Adagio: especially if you shit in the case

Adagio: I'm not gonna remember sayin this situff in the mornin

Ryskillz101: NOPE

Ryskillz101: But that just makes my idea even better

Adagio: ohman

Adagio: lookatthis

Adagio: http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?pid=7293915

Adagio: fuckin

Adagio: awesome

Adagio: I'n goin

Adagio: i gotta

Adagio: ecan't miss thisa

Adagio: also i may be typin with my eyes closed avian

Ryskillz101: >avian

Ryskillz101: SUDDENLY BIRDS

Adagio: birds

Adagio: no

Adagio: againi

Adagio: yeah

Adagio: htat

Adagio: like

Adagio: more than once but the second time but more thatn teo

Ryskillz101: Do you drunk?

Adagio: no idon't dronk

Adagio: i shoulds elpe

Ryskillz101: >elpe

Ryskillz101: YES YOU SHOULD

Adagio: i should

Adagio: like

Adagio: pasrbin rhis convo

Adagio: so i van see whrn i wake up

Ryskillz101: What in the everloving fuck is wrong with your brain right now?

Adagio: i'm really exhauserd tierd and almosrt asleep

Adagio: i'm losin my hands

Adagio: i feel like if i jusr press random buttons lkie njlkl it'll say what i'm thinkin and eveyrin will be good

Adagio: so i keep my eyds closed till i hit rnter or else they hurt and i sleep now

Ryskillz101: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIHe1NgGYvo

Adagio: fuck

Ryskillz101: HAHAHAHA

Adagio: luckely my comp is muted

Ryskillz101: You still clicked it when you wouldn't before.

Ryskillz101: I win.

Adagio: d'brcause my eyes are only open enouhg to srr a link

Adagio: not url

Adagio: juast white traxr

Adagio: texr

Ryskillz101: GET THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Ryskillz101: HOLY SHIT

Adagio: ooky

Adagio: whon suck

Adagio: sec

Adagio: kalehrklj

Adagio: aone sec

Adagio: http://pastebin.com/ABd34GHD

Adagio: but yeah karma if hyou want toi

Adagio: pepl like funy ppel an thisl ils hilarious when i see it in the mornin i think

Adagio: g'night

Adagio: hwy do i only gt that rightwehn i'mthis fucked up

Ryskillz101: Goodnight

Ryskillz101: You drunken bastard

Adagio: notfdujnk