Send my mother $500,000 via divine intervention. Do not send it by mail, do not doxx me to give the money to her. We should not know who sent it, and we shouldn’t be able to prove that a Divinekin (or a group of divinekins) sent it. My mom should get it without having any way of expecting it, and I should not know until I remember this post. Crowdfunding campaigns don’t count either. I AM E-BEGGING to you all. Send my mother $500,000 via divine intervention.





If my mom does not receive $500,000 by the end of the month, I will continue worshiping the lord Jesus Christ and laugh off Divinekin as bored rich teenagers trying to be oppressed. In the oft chance that my mom DOES receive $500,000 by the end of the month, I will drop Christianity, start worshiping all of the gods/people on the Divinekin hashtags, kill my tumblr and reddit accounts, stop supporting GamerGate and Bronies, remove all anti-Otherkin and SJW videos from my YouTube channel, and start a new tumblr dedicated to properly worshiping Divinekins.