The amount of work that goes into a dissertation is the recursive sum of all the work that went into the cited works. In other words, it’s a fuck ton of work. I look forward to its completion so I can get back to doing important tasks like playing video games and reading comic books.

I was thinking about buying Injustice while it’s 10% off, but I know the steam winter sale will here before I know it and I have an enormous backlog of games to catch up on. I’m lucky that all the games I already own are digital. If they were tangible I’d be buried alive beneath those cheaply obtained forsaken games.

“Why did you buy me if you were never going to play me?”, they cry. Sorry game. I own you and you’re not going anywhere soon. So you may as well get used to collecting binary dust in the electronic ether. Also, when did you learn to talk? Jesus. I need to finish this dissertation.