Guide to Reviews

Each review will include where and when the soda was purchased, and a description of the scent, color, and taste. Each soda will be rated on two scales; the Quaff rating reflects the enjoyability of the drinking experience, whereas the Cough rating indicates how likely one would be to throw it up after "enjoying" it (believe me, some sodas might rank high on both scales). Both scales are points out of 5.



Hover your mouse (place it there and leave it for a couple of seconds) over each rating to see a more thorough explanation.



----Quaff ratings guide----



1 : Somebody Else's Problem.

2 : Uninspired.

3 : Tasty.

4 : Excellent.

5 : Transcendent.



----Cough ratings guide----



1 : The Raised Eyebrow.

2 : Startling.

3 : Icky.

4 : Actively hostile.

5 : Vomitrocious.





In addition, the overall Weird Soda Review Index is determined by subtracting the Cough Rating from the Quaff Rating. It can thus vary between +5 and -5.



We're very scientific people, here at the Lab!

