Today’s comic is about the level of excitement I have for the Captain America movie.

They would really have to do some fucked up shit for me not to like it (i.e.

having a playground fight, having emo hair, no one throws a punch, or Joel

Schumacher makes it).

I’m pretty sure that when I see the Avengers next summer tears will be flowing out

of my eyes as well as my wiener hole. I also heard that the end credits of

Captain America will have Hulk Hogan running around a baseball diamond waving a

flag, while eating a piece of apple pie all at the same time. The music will of

course be “America, F$@# Yeah” playing in the background. If that’s not America

I don’t know what is.

Hallelujah Holla-Back,

Nick