I’m back in L.A. and have yet another San Diego Comic Con under my belt! The ‘con hangover’ is real this year but I can see the light. As always, this year’s SDCC was super fun, super nerdy and my ears were exploding with nerdy joy over conversations I overheard.

Discussions that, perhaps, those who aren’t a part of geek culture would not get. One of my favorite parts of any con is collecting quotes on social media from the convention that would make any nerd chuckle. So engage your Giggle Drive and without any further adieu, here is 2018’s Best of Overheard at Comic-Con quotes, San Diego edition! Thanks Social Media!

RELATED: Check out all our SDCC 2018 coverage, here!

WAIT! First you have to take in my favorite picture from SDCC this year. This person dressed as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man jumping into an Infinity War Gauntlet action figure photo op was one of my greatest joys to observe this year. This ‘Thanos-Puft Marshmallow Man’ is living their best life!

Okay, now on to Overheard at Comic-Con:

Overheard at Comic Con: Man: What is this Line For? Woman: To cross the street… But, it’s a lottery, you may or may not be granted access to the other side.#lineseverywhere #sdcc #overheardatsdcc — Gina Selim (@ginaselim) July 20, 2018

“We’re all sold out of the pickle rick sleeping bag” is currently the saddest thing I’ve overheard at comic con — ALIEN RANT FARM (@SuaveCactus) July 19, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC: Random guy yells:

“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT STAR LORD!!!” Guy cosplaying:

“I’ve literally been getting this all weekend. It’s the worst time to be Starlord.”@prattprattpratt — ☜ Paola Samoa (@PaolaSamoa) July 22, 2018

Overheard at Comic-Con “I’ve seen real aliens and those are not them” — so over me (@so_over_me) July 22, 2018

Overheard in line at #SDCC “Well I didn’t find a bathroom, but I did buy these socks” — Jango (@JangoFett25) July 22, 2018

“Everyone’s gotta cross ths street. Even the nuns!” #OverheardAtSDCC — Shamus Kelley (@RiderJetfire) July 22, 2018

overheard at sdcc: “i just don’t understand how a cartoon can be so sexy”. presented without comment — 💀 poison ivy 💀 (@the_real_ivy) July 22, 2018

OVERHEARD AT COMIC-CON. Woman on phone: “I am near the middle. Where are you? I’m by Darth Vader. Yeah.” pic.twitter.com/0C6PoFoNdR — Beatriz Valenzuela (@BeatrizVNews) July 18, 2018

Overheard, and out of context thing at the Omni lobby: “I watched Daniel Radcliffe take a shit once.” I got nothing. #sdcc — Pat Loika (@patloika) July 21, 2018

overheard at @Comic_Con: “so yeah, basically, everything fits inside the pickle” — Adrienne (@arozells) July 21, 2018

Overheard at comic-com: “now this is a spliff… that means it has tobacco in it… you ok with that?” #SDCC — Megan Rose Fox (@therosefox) July 22, 2018

“Real men carry their tuna sandwiches EVERYWHERE” – Overheard at #SDCC — Kyle Lewis – Comedian / Alleged Baseball Player (@KeepItFiveStar) July 22, 2018

#overheardatSDCC “If I can have a hairless cat, you can have the crippled dog pig.” “Deal.” — JP Karliak (@jpkarliak) July 21, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC – “You’re gonna have to suck it up, honey! I know you’re tired but you can watch My Little Pony when we get home.”#RealTalk — Shelby Dockery (@evol_annabellee) July 21, 2018

Random thing I overheard at #SDCC right now: “…and I just shaved my nuts so the flow is so much better.” Wuuuuuuut?! — Chris Maze (@MAZEhimself) July 20, 2018

#OverheardAtSDCC DC booth: 10-year-old Harley Quinn: “I want to go to the Marvel booth.” Batman dad: “That’s something you don’t say here.” — Kyle Rex Jones (@KyleRexJones) July 20, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC: “Mermaids don’t really have butts.” — Michael Lovascio (@mlovascio) July 20, 2018

Overheard at #sdcc: “you know, we don’t have to buy everything.” — D-Dub (@silkyd67) July 21, 2018

You know why I bought the tribble? Because every year I want the tribble. #overheard at #SDCC — Victoria Venery (@tv_victoria) July 21, 2018

DC Booth announcer: Who’s excited to be at Comic Con?

*Audience cheers*

DC Booth announcer: And here at the best booth at Comic Con?

*Fewer audience cheers*

#overheard at #SDCC — Victoria Venery (@tv_victoria) July 20, 2018

Overheard outside #SDCC Man, pointing towards group of women in Handmaid’s Tale cosplay: “Oh shit, look at the Buddhists!” Woman: “Those are nuns, honey” — IWakeUpStrange (@IWakeUpStrange) July 20, 2018

Overheard at San Diego Comic Con: “I’m waiting on my husband. He’s got a small bladder.” “Mom, can we go home after baby bladder gets back?” #sdcc #sdcc2018 #babybladder — AK (@dapper_ak) July 19, 2018

Walk with me and we’ll figure out what doesn’t have a line…. or at least what has a smaller line. #overheard at #SDCC — Victoria Venery (@tv_victoria) July 19, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC: “You go get in line, I’ll see what it is.” #SDCC2018 — NERDOPHILES @ SDCC (@nerdophiles) July 19, 2018

#OverheardAtSDCC: “Is that a Virgin Mary cosplay? I guess that was the original fandom. People got real invested in that story…” #SDCC #SDCC2018 #cosplay — SublimeRubbish (@palomaf) July 22, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC: “It’s kind of ironic that everyone’s lanyard says ‘The Walking Dead’. That’s how I feel.” — TheGeekiary (@TheGeekiary) July 22, 2018

Overheard at comic con: “where do I go to buy a badge for today?” — Abby 👓 (@ahhbee92) July 21, 2018

If I took a shot every time I’ve overheard someone at Comic Con saying “OMG I’m dead”, I would die #SDCC @SD_Comic_Con #ComicCon2018 — Nikki 🐶🌊💕 (@earplikefandras) July 21, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC: “Ugh, it smells like Vegas in here.” — Anna Rumer (@AnnaRumer) July 20, 2018

Father: Is it “causplay” or “cosplay?”

Daughter: I don’t know.

Father: Is it “jif” or “gif?”

Daughter: Ugh, don’t bring that up.

#overheard at #SDCC — Victoria Venery (@tv_victoria) July 19, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC: “I get the shits every time I go to Olive Garden.” “Maybe you should stop going to Olive Garden then.” “But I love their bread sticks.” — dennis! (@accelerate) July 19, 2018

“MOM. MOM! Did you bring an extra suitcase for all my stuff?” – kid on facetime to his mom walking the floor. #overheardatsdcc — Julie @ SDCC (@blueberrymelody) July 19, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC: “Wonder Woman was the best movie ever made and that’s me being honest.” — Anna Rumer (@AnnaRumer) July 18, 2018

-“We have to be aggressive!”

-“I’m gonna get on your shoulders!”

OverheardatSDCC2018 — Derek Vigeant (@thegeekpotato) July 19, 2018

Overheard at San Diego Comic Con Guy: You should really watch #DoctorWho Girl: No. Nope. It’s weird. He’s got like a telephone pole?… — Monica Duarte (@paparazzimon) July 22, 2018

Actual conversation that I overheard at #SDCC2018: Man 1: Damn bro, you see this?

Man 2: What?

Man 1: these motherfuckers got some Snoopy plushies? That shit is g You heard it here first, folks. Snoopy plushies are G 💦💦 — C. Luu Green (@RealCalvinLuu) July 23, 2018

Overheard at #SDCC2018 just now:

Her (in costume): how are you doing?

Him (not in costume): terrible — James Miyazawa (@jmiyazawa) July 20, 2018

#OverheardatComicCon “If there was frog royalty, that’s definitely what it would sound like.” — Ben Acker (@bnacker) July 21, 2018

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