Jon: The reigning heavyweight champion of The Blue Jacket, the orneriest ship on the seven seas. When he isn’t too full of Wild Turkey 101 he likes to venture from port to port, taking part in bizarre boxing bouts. People still talk of the time in ’39 when he bested Slobbering Sam, the two ton gorilla. His quick tongue and eager knuckles have saved him from many scrapes, but the day will come when he goes down the road all rogues must walk. Until then he’s happy to sit in and swap tales with his friends at the mighty Cromcast!

Josh: Born in a wooded corner of a mystic and superstitious land, he is the seeker of all knowledge. The worlds’ riddles will precede him in death and wisdom shall be his pallbearer. In a haunted and dusty crypt he strives day and night to sip at the Fountain of the Sages. But, he has not forsaken the body for the mind. He is as quick with a blunderbuss or fencing rapier as he is with a word. His mastery of machines keeps our podcast running and we will follow him to oblivion and beyond!

Luke: What is there to say that the legends haven't already stated? No one is sure of his origin, but as close as we can tell he sprung forth from the mud on the banks of the mighty Mississippi, a ferocious accident caused by the birth of the cosmos. He is endowed with all the purpose and strength of that rampaging river in his very blood. He has been a wandering brute, a surly sword master, and even king of a lost people. His barbarous swath of destruction has led him from his throne to join our company of merry podcasters.