It seems whoever told Elizabeth Warren releasing her DNA results would be a great idea has found employment with Kevin Spacey. The handsy actor got "creative" with a Frank Underwood-style video, wherein he seemingly tries to excuse his sexual predation because we all enjoyed his acting? Set phasers to holy testicles, Batman.

The Santa Claus apron is a classy touch. Maybe it's Spacey's subtle way of telling everyone he wants little boys to sit on his lap.

News hasn't been good for Kevin Spacey, as more accusers come forward claiming Spacey touched them in their dark places. I can't wrap my head around what must have been several people giving the above video idea a stamp of approval.

Spacey's video shows he isn't sorry for what he's accused of doing. In fact, he's defiant. So what if he assaulted little boys? He put Gweneth Paltrow's head in a box. So what if he groped men in bars who didn't want to be groped? He ate a banana, peel and all. So what if he is maybe accused of raping kids? He had inappropriate fantasies about the hot underage girl next door. YOU SUPPORTED HIM DURING ALL THOSE TIMES. Have some compassion, you thoughtless heathens!

Yeah, not going to happen, creep.

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