Oh man, this is great

Tidewater Women’s and LGBT Primary Care in Norfolk, Virginia countered the daily harassment of women seeking services by the usual foamy-mouthed suspects by blaring an audio book excerpt about evolution.

“We are apes and the descendants of apes,” the speaker says. “We’re the descendants of rat-like primates, who were the children of reptiles, who were the spawn of amphibians, who were the terrestrial progeny of fish, who came from worms, who were assembled from single-cell microorganisms, who were the products of chemistry. Your daddy was a film of chemical slime on a Hadean rock and he didn’t care about you; he was only obeying the laws of thermodynamics.”

Demonstrators fretted that the recording was played loudly enough to disrupt their attempts to “minister” to women seeking treatment at the clinic. “We were telling them that their baby was made in the image of God, and what was going on that day was that God’s image was being destroyed,” said Don Karns, who shot the footage.

And them Christians is just outraged.No, asshole, you are harassing people who have serious things going in in their lives and depsite your alleged love of Jeeeeee-sus, you are truly evil scum haranguing people who need aid and comfort.

This, of course, gave me another idea...