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Fuhrer Blaisendorf and Hauptmann Amfekkstein of TB join Oberst Ebolameier and Fähnrich Pillkamp of CoM under HerrPapa Sandro in a new minax über-reich

the second minax reich

00:00 - 00:03 Pill: Welcome our TB and CoM and Minax brothers

00:04 - 00:05 Pill: As you know we have suffered massive casualities

00:05 - 00:07 Pill: in Bucc's Den and Moonglow

00:08 - 00:12 Pill: The sigils have been hopelessly lost

00:12 - 00:15 Pill: and even my own doorstep was bombed.

00:17 - 00:19 Blaise: And all this while I baked a ziti?

00:19 - 00:21 Blaise: and flooded irc chat with youtube links?

00:24 - 00:26 Pill: ...Lord Blaisendorf...

00:27 - 00:28 Pill: ...there's more....

00:31 - 00:33 Ebola: We're losing tournaments and CTF left and right

00:34 - 00:36 Ebola: We even lost to roleplayers in the first round of fight night

00:53 - 00:58 Blaise: Bogugh, Gideon, Theo and other faceless newbies please wait outside with the rest of the fodder

01:13 - 01:15 Blaise: We are supposed to be a shameless zerg!

01:15 - 01:17 Blaise: Three factions should be able to beat one!

01:18 - 01:23 Blaise: We neglected our wives and families to guard sigils all night for nothing!

01:25 - 01:28 Blaise: I had to take my daughter's accounts to make factioners

01:29 - 01:31 Blaise: and farm up enough points for this title

01:31 - 01:34 Blaise: and now every SL is calling me out to fight

01:34 - 01:37 Blaise: and I have to bake pasta to avoid embarrassment.

01:37 - 01:40 Blaise: I've had nothing but ziti for two months!

01:40 - 01:42 el horno: If you put it in the freezer it will keep all year-

01:42 - 01:46 Blaise: Where do you think I put 2014's excuses? The freezer!

01:46 - 01:48 el horno: Lord Blaisendorf we could have a bake sale

01:48 - 01:52 Blaise: How can I flood IRC with trash talk and baseless accusations

01:53 - 01:54 Blaise: if I'm at a bake sale?

01:56 - 01:57 Blaise: Do you have any idea how much time I spent

01:57 - 02:00 Blaise: in the last nine months coming up with terrible ideas

02:00 - 02:03 Blaise: about restricting moongate travel

02:04 - 02:08 Blaise: and turning factions into a champ spawn?

02:08 - 02:13 Blaise: And now you tell me we've lost everything

02:14 - 02:16 Blaise: What have I been running my mouth for?

02:17 - 02:21 Blaise: I dropped macing on my pvp characters for this!

02:27 - 02:29 Blaise: What's the point of having everyone in TB

02:30 - 02:34 Blaise: And allying with Minax and CoM

02:34 - 02:36 Blaise: To get teabagged by a couple of shadowlords?

02:41 - 02:42 Blaise: None of us have any points left.

02:43 - 02:47 Blaise: Even Sandro and Roman are afraid to use their mains.

02:48 - 02:53 Blaise: Amfekk's purple faction bless wore off...

02:54 - 02:56 Blaise: Cynic hasn't left his boat since God knows when...

02:56 - 02:59 Blaise: We have to spend every night at champ spawns

03:00 - 03:02 Blaise: While Dank Nuggets run around rampant.

03:04 - 03:07 Bart: If you're going to quit...I'll hold onto your stuff like I did Timbo back there.

03:14 - 03:16 Blaise: Maybe we should have stayed in CTF.

03:19 - 03:23 Blaise: Atleast we'd still have zero points and not negative six.

03:25 - 03:26 Blaise: True Brits are through.

03:31 - 03:33 Blaise: Join your characters to Minax.

03:40 - 03:46 Blaise: Tell Pill and Ebola if we all join Minax

03:46 - 03:49 Blaise: Atleast then cr3w can return and we can hide behind them.