And Nightmare Moon would be...



She's gonna take you back to the past

To play the shitty games that suck flank

She'd rather have a buffallo

Take a diarrhea dump in her ear

She'd rather eat the rotten asshole

Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

She's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

She's the Angry Hooftendo Mare

She's the Angry Atadeer Sega Mare

She's the Angry Video Game Mare