Derpy: Uh... Where is the East again? Isn't where the sun rises? But at this hour it's high is the sky, so... uh... M-maybe this way?

Bonbon: Derpy is great friend and.... determined mailmare but, uh... Aren't you afraid sometimes that Derpy may lose a precious package you were waiting for? She got the worse score for that matter.

Lyra: Nah. I got no problem with that.

B: What? The last one I got was three days late and I found it in a bush nearby.

L: She always got mine in time and in good shape. And with a smile on her face.

B: Huh? H-how did you manage that?

L: Simple. When I know my package will be coming soon, I leave a bunch of hot muffins by our front door. Fast delivery guaranteed!

B: Ah! That's why I found that on the porch.

L: Yep.

B: And when you got your date wrong? Do you still give her one?

L: Of course. Why shouldn't I?

B: Remember that package I told you earlier? It was for you.

L: What?!

B: Hmm. I guess that you'll need a more foolproof plan from now on.

L: Damn it.



Wonderful work