Free donuts on inauguration day? Those must be pro-abortion donuts, says the American Life League.

A pro-choice, pro-prevention President who doesn’t demonize women who have abortions…AND free donuts on inauguration day…it’s all just too much for the American Life League. Apparently, wires in the ALL office short-circuited when the anti-choice group heard that Krispy Kreme would be giving away free donuts on Inauguration Day, heralded by the following press release:

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American’s sense

of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free

doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By

doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an

oath to tasty goodies — just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet

‘free’ can be.

Seeing the words "freedom" "of" and "choice" one next to the other, ALL made the only conclusion they could have made: those are pro-abortion donuts Krispy Kreme plans to give away!

ALL issued a press release of its own:

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KRISPY KREME CELEBRATES OBAMA WITH PRO-ABORTION DOUGHNUTS

Washington, DC (15 January 2009) The following is a statement from American Life League president Judie Brown: "The

next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary

glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme, you just might be supporting

President-elect Barack Obama’s radical support for abortion on demand –

including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as

soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20.

[…]

The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade

America is that ‘choice’ is synonymous with abortion access, and

celebration of ‘freedom of choice’ is a tacit endorsement of abortion

rights on demand.

"President-elect Barack Obama promises to be the most

virulently pro-abortion president in history. Millions more children

will be endangered by his radical abortion agenda. "Celebrating his inauguration with ‘Freedom of Choice’

doughnuts – only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court

decision to decriminalize abortion – is not only extremely tacky, it’s

disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national

tragedy.





Best comment on the Miami New Times blog: "if they were abortion donuts, i don’t think i’d want one. i assume they’d be taking them out of the oven way too early."

Enjoy the other comments on the New Times blog and on Wonkette.