Greetings, Mortals.

It is I, the Lich King. If you have been paying attention, you have no doubt witnessed my utter mastery of countless mortal enterprises. I have now taken my first steps toward true dominion in your world: a “job” at Blizzard Entertainment.

As you can see, everything is going extremely well. Soon I will sear my frozen mark upon this, MY Hearthstone expansion.