HOLY FUCK IF YOU HATE WALLS OF TEXT AND LISTS, TURN AWAY IF THERES SUCH A THING AS A FEAR OF EITHER, YOUIVE BEEN WARNED.

HEY FAM, WHATS GOOD, BUTTS AND COCONUTS HERE TO DEAL OUT THE DIZZY ON WHATS BEEN ON MY MIND LATELY. NOW, AS AN OLD SCHOOL MAGIC THE GATHERING AND YUGIOH PLAYER (AS WELL AS OTHER GAMES HERE AND THERE ALONG THE WAY), IM PRETTY EXCITED FOR MY UPCOMING WGP. IN MY YOUTH (CIRCA 2008-20XX) NOTHING WAS MORE EXCITING THAT PREPPING FOR A YCS, SJC, OR YUGIOH REGIONAL. THEY WERE A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE, AS THEY WERE TYPICALLY SEVERAL ROUNDS LONGER THAN A LOCALS, AND JUST THE SHEER AMOUNT OF PEOPLE YOU’D MEET AND SEE WAS BASICALLY LIKE SPEED DATING ON STEROIDS AND AN ANA ULT ALL IN ONE. SADLY, YOU DONT GET QUITE THE GRANDIOSE EXPERIENCE WITH WGP, BUT ITS STILL SOMETHING I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE A BIT MORE SERIOUSLY THAN THEIR LOCALS, BECAUSE WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN GO TO YOUR NATIONALS, ITS ABOUT PRESTIGE. NO ONE (SEE: ME AND MY COMPETITIVE FRIENDS) WANTED TO WIN OR TOP A YUGIOH REGIONALS TO GO TO NATS USUALLY, WE JUST WANTED TO FUCK AROUND AND PROVE BETWEEN EACH OTHER WHO THE BEST WAS AT FUCKING AROUND. IVE GOTTEN MY FAIR SHARE IN INVITES ON THE BUBBLE, TO WHICH I JUST LOOK MY POOR OPONENT IN THE EYE, AND JUST SAY SOMETHING COOL OR EDGY LIKE “NOTHING PERSONEL KID” OR. “BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, RIGHT?”

ENOUGH OF ME BEING EDGY, I GUESS, THOUGH, THE REAL REASON IM MAKING THIS ARTICLE IS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IVE LOST MY WAY SINCE THOSE DAYS. THIS ARTICLE IS MY CANVAS, AND IT IS MY JOB AS THE ARTIST TO CRAFT IT INTO A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING OF A DUCK OR SOMETHING THAT SOME RICH DUDE WILL BUY FOR LOTS OF DANK DOSH (OR JUST NUT ON IT, JACKSON POLLOCK STYLE). I JUST SORT OF NEED A PLACE TO VENT AND COLLECT MY THOUGHTS AND STRETCH THE OL’ NOGGIN A BIT. HOPEFULLY ME EXPLORING THESE THOUGHTS WILL ACHIEVE 2 THINGS NOW

EDUCATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN WHAT IT MEANS TO METAGAME AND HAVE A COMPETITIVE MINDSET. I CARE ABOUT YOU LITTLE COCONUTS, AND I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT IT TAKES OR MEANS TO TAKE THE EXTRA STEP SOMETIMES TO BE A MORE COMPETITIVE PLAYER. HELP MYSELF DECIDE ON A WGP DECK. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE SO MANY SWEET DECKS, AND SEVERAL OF THEM PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY RECOGNIZE AS SOME SORT OF LEVEL OF TOP TIER, BUT I CAN ONLY PLAY ONE DECK AT MY WGP (SADLY), AND PLAYING MY “BEST DECK” ISNT ALWAYS PLAYING THE “RIGHT DECK”. (MORE ON THIS LATER)

NOT SURE WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE? ME NEITHER, REALLY. IF THATS THE CASE, THOUGH, THIS MIGHT BE THE ARTICLE FOR YOU. SO, JOIN ME DOWN THE RABBIT WHOLE AND TAKE A TRIP TO TAKING THIS GAME WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

AS A WARNING TO MY FAITHFUL FEW (OR MAYBE ITS LIKE, A FAITHFUL FLOCK RIGHT NOW, I DONT REALLY KEEP UP WITH THE BUTTS CREW), THIS ISNT GOING TO BE A MEME-Y FUCKFEST (AT LEAST AT THE TIME OF TYPING THIS, I DONT THINK ITS GOING TO BE), AND IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT SOME ABSTRACT CONCEPTS AND GAME THEORY. IF YOURE DOWN TO CLOWN THEN NEATO FAJITO, BUT IF YOURE NOT, THEN DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU.

CHAPTER 1: METAGAMING

AIGHT SO I ASSUME MOST PEOPLE HAVE AN IDEA WHAT THE WORD “META” MEANS IN CONTEXT TO WEISS SCHWARZ. AS A LOOSE DEFINITION THAT PEOPLE USE, PEOPLE REFER TO THE BEST DECKS AS “META”, BUT DO THEY EVEN REALLY KNOW WHY THEY SAY THAT? PROBABLY NOT. I PARROTED THAT WORD FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE I EVEN KNEW WHAT METAGAMING WAS.

TO TRY TO JUGGLE AND PRESENT AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT, METAGAMING IS USING SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW TO EFFECT HOW YOU PLAY A GAME. IT USES INFORMATION BEYOND THE BASE RULESET OR INFORMATION USED IN THE GAME TO INFLUENCE YOUR DECISIONS. WHAT EXACTLY DOES THIS MEAN THOUGH? IF YOU HAVE EVER LOOKED AT A GROUP OF PEOPLE PLAYING WEISS SCHWARZ, NOTICED THEY ALL PLAY HEALSPAM 8G8 DECKS, AND THEN SAID TO YOURSELF, “Man, anti-salvage and anti-heal seem like it would really break this place wide open.” THEN CONGRATULATIONS, THATS METAGAMING. IF YOU’VE EVER PLAYED A CARD LIKE GHOST PUNCH IF YOUR DECK AS A WAY TO DENY ON REVERSE EFFECTS, OR EVEN TRIPLE RAMMED YOUR FIELD TO PREVENT AN ON REVERSE EFFECT, THEN CONGRATULATIONS, THATS METAGAMING. ON THE FLIPSIDE, IF YOUVE EVER LEFT OPEN LANES VS AN OPPONENT TO FORCE THEM TO HAVE DELCIOUS BAIT FOR YOUR RECTAL RAMPAGE EMPRESS, THEN GUESS WHAT? STILL METAGAMING. IF A SPECIFIC CARD OR SERIES HAS EVER INFLUENCED YOU TO MAKE A SPECIFIC CHOICE IN DECK BUILDING, THEN I THINK YOU GET THE FUCKING PICTURE.

NONE OF THESE THINGS I LISTED ARE IN THE BASE RULES OF THE GAME, ITS ALL DECISIONS MADE BY PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND SOME SORT OF EDGE AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THIS GAME. DECIDING A TOP DECK, TRYING TO BEAT THE TOP DECK, BECOMING THE NEW TOP DECK, THIS IS ALL A PART OF METAGAMING AND DEVELOPING A META.

I HOPE THOSE EXAMPLE WERE HELPFUL, BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA GO FAST ALONG THIS MONORAIL. SO FROM THERE, WITH AT LEAST AN IDEA OF WHAT METAGAMING IS, HOW DO WE USE THAT TO OUR ADVANTAGE IN A COMPETITIVE SETTING? WELL, SIMPLY PUT, WE CAN USE THIS INFORMATION TO HELP DECIDE WHAT DECK OR CARDS WE SHOULD USE WHEN GOING TO A FANCY PANTS TOURNAMENT. THIS IS THE PART IM STRUGGLING WITH NOW, BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW IF I SHOULD BE PLAYING WITH THE META, AGAINST THE META, OR NEITHER. I THINK WHAT MAKES THE META DECKS META DECKS IN THIS GAME IS THAT THOSE DECKS ARE REALLY GOOD AT DOING THINGS. AND BY THINGS, I MEAN, RELEVANT THINGS. PLUSSING, ACCELERATING THROUGH THE DECK, KILLING YOUR OPPONENT, THIS IS ALL STUFF YOU WANT A DECK TO DO. AND IF YOUR DECK CAN STOP YOUR OPPONENT FROM DOING ANY OF WHAT I JUST SAID, THEN BOY OH BOY DO YOU PROBABLY HAVE A DANK FUCKING DECK. SO IF SOME MAGICAL PORN BASED SET WERE THE THEORETICAL BEST SET IN THE GAME, THEN WHY ISNT EVERYONE PLAYING THAT SHIT? WELL THATS EASY, IT CAN BOIL DOWN TO A NUMBER OF REASONS REALLY

A. AVAILABILITY OF THE CARDS: OBVIOUSLY IT’D BE PRETTY INSANE OF SOMETHING OF XX-THOUSAND WEISS PLAYERS GLOBALLY TO ALL HAVE THE EXACT SAME DECK. IN THE CASE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED YAMI TLR DECK, THERE JUST ISN’T ENOUGH PRODUCT TO SUPPORT AN ENTIRE PLAYERBASE (THIS HOWEVER ISNT REALLY A DRIVING FACTOR, BUT MORESO A KIND OF REALSITC SETBACK)

B. BUDGETARY RESTRAINTS: NIGGAS GOTTA EAT, AND BUYING THE SO CALLED BEST DECK IN FORMAT PROBABLY ISNT CHEAP. EVEN IF IT IS CHEAP, AS MORE PEOPLE BUY INTO SOMETHING AND SUPPLY DWINDLES, IF DEMAND DOESNT DWINDLE WITH IT, THEN PRICES ARE SUPPOSED TO GO UP. NOT EVERYONE CAN DROP HOWEVER MANY DOLLARS ON WHATEVER THE BDIF FOR YOUR GAME IS, BUT AS FAR AS I KNOW, NO DECK IS SO POLARIZING IN ANY CARD GAME THAT HASNT KILLED ITSELF THAT YOURE FORCED TO ONLY PLAY THAT DECK. WEISS SPECIFICALLY AS A GAME HAS SUCH A FACTOR OF PROBABILITY AND UNCERTAINTY AT TIMES, THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOW TRIAL DECKS CAN BEAT FULL FLEDGED META DECKS, AND WHILE THIS CAN HAPPEN, ITS UNLIKELY. THE BIGGER TAKE AWAY FROM THE VARIETY AND PROBABILITY THE GAME GENERATES IS THAT TWO SETS OF DIFFERENT POWER LEVELS HAVE MORE EQUAL FOOTING THAN SAY, A $600 DOLLAR YUGIOH DECK VS THE NEWEST AND HOTTEST NON-MONARCH STRUCTURE DECK OUT OF THE BOX.

C. THE ANIME SUCKS: I IMAGINE MOST WEISS SCHWARZ PLAYERS ARE SANE PEOPLE, AND WONT JUST BUY A DECK BECAUSE ITS BROKEN…OR AT LEAST IF THEY DO, AT LEAST THEY CAN LIKE THE ANIME. A NUMBER OF PEOPLE (INCLUDING MYSELF) DONT REALLY BUY INTO SETS THAT THEY HAVE NO INTEREST IN. I, FOR INSTANCE, CANT EVEN BEGIN TO CARE ABOUT LOVE PLUS 3.0 TURBO EDITION, SO DESPITE WRITING ARTICLES ABOUT IT, I CANT REALLY BRING MYSELF TO BUY THE CARDS EASILY. SAME GOES FOR SOMETHING LIKE SWORD ART ONLINE, ITS A SOLID DECK, I JUST CANT JUSTIFY BUYING THE CARDS.

D. YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT: NAH FAM IM NOT THROWING SHADE FOR ONCE. VERY SIMILAR TO THE LAST POINT, SOMEONE MIGHT LIKE TO LOVE RU, BUT DISLIKE YAMI (I KNOW I DO). I THINK ITS REASONABLE FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY A SET BUT NOT PLAY WHAT IS CLEARLY THE BEST BUILD FROM THE SET. SOME PEOPLE JUST LIKE MOMO A LOT (THOSE PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY IDIOTS BUT OK), AND THEN OTHER TIMES YOU JUST GET SHITLORDS PLAYING TERRA FORMARS JUST SO THEY CAN SLAM DUNG BEETLES AND CHANT JOHJ. I PROBABLY EASILY HAVE 20+ DECKS, IF NOT THE RESOURCES TO MAKE THAT MANY SEPARATE DECKS, AND NOT EVERYONE I MADE TO BE SUPER SERIOUS TRYHARD TOURNEYFAG ONLY WINS MONEY MATCH ME SCRUB MODE. SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA PLAY SHITTY WAIFU DECKS, OR SOMETIMES I JUST WANAN WATCH THE WORLD BURN OR SOMETIMES I JUST LEGITIMATELY ENJOY THE SOURCE MATERIAL, NO MATTER HOW SHIT THE DECK IS.

E. LESS OVERALL VARIANCE TBH: AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOUR FINISHER MIGHT BE ARLE, MINE MIGHT BE PIECE OF SHIT RIN, BUT A LOT OF THE TIME, THE BETTER DECKS IN WEISS ARE SUPER, UH, “SAMEY” IF THATS A WORD. WE BOTH PLAY SOME ZEROES, YOU BOMB MY STUFF, I BOMB YOURS, WE PLAY SOME LEVEL 1S AND PLUS OFF COMBOS, YOU EARLY PLAY, I STAY ON MY FAT LEVEL 1S, AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE SOMEONE BLWOS THE OTHER GUY OUT OF THE WATER WITH A SWEET FINISHER AND NO CANCELS. THERES A LOT OF INBETWEENS AND DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE TOP DECKS THAT MAKE THEM APPEALING TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, BUT AT THE CORE, A LOT OF WEISS DECKS ARE SUPER SIMILAR I THINK. I CANT THINK OF AN EXAMPLE IN WEISS SCHWARZ OF DECKS THAT ARE SO DIFFERENT AS I CAN WITH MAGIC THE GATHERING, FOR INSTANCE. IF TWO TIER DECKS IN WEISS OPERATE AS DIFFERENTLY AS MIRACLES AND STORM DO, THEN HMU I GUESS IM WRONG.

F. COMFROT, SKILL, SOMETHING, FUCK: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS POINT, BUT I GET THE IDEA I WANNA EXPRESS. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE BDIF, BUT Y OU JUST REALLY DONT WANNA PLAY IT. LIKE, MAYBE YOURE BAD WITH IT, MAYBE ITS TOO DIFFICULT, MAYBE YOU JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO PUSH IT TO ITS LIMITS, AND KNOW ITS LIMITS WELL ENOUGH TO NOT OVEREXTEND AND EXPLODE. IN MY EXPERIENCE PLAYING YUGIOH AND MAGIC, I ALWAYS FOUND IT SUPER IMPORTANT THAT I KNEW MY OWN DECK SUPER WELL, EVEN IF IT WASNT THE “META” DECK AT THE TIME. THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO PLAYED BLACKWINGS FOR YEARS, AND THEN PICKED UP MERMAILS WHEN THEY FIRST CAME OUT AND NEVER REALLY DROPPED THAT DECK EITHER. I WOULD RATHER PLAY SOMETHING LESS OPTIMAL THAT I KNEW EXTREMELY INTIMATELY AND WELL, THAN PLAY SOMETHING FOREIGN AND UNFAMILIAR DESPITE IT BEING THE BEST. THERE IS A POINT WHERE YOU CAN GET BITTEN IN THE ASS FOR THIS THOUGH, BUT THATS NOT THE POINT I WANT TO ILLUSTRATE RIGHT NOW.

WOW HOLY SHIT CAN I BE MORE BORING? IM COMPLETELY SOBER RIGHT NOW MAYBE I SHOULD FIX THAT.

CHAPTER 2: WOW REALLY

SO AFTER ALL THAT TALK, IM JUST SITTING HERE THINKING, “DANG FUCK I THINK ABOUT CARD GAMES A LOT DONT I.” SO, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I WANNA GO THROUGH MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS I TRY TO PICK A DECK FOR WGP (WHICH WE WILL SEE IF THAT STICKS WHEN/IF I WRITE A WGP ARTICLE). IM GONNA HAVE TO WRITE UP ANOTHER LIST, BUT HOPEFULLY THIS WILL BE LESS PARAGRAPHY THAN BEFORE AND I CAN GET YOU LOSERS OUT OF CLASS A LITTLE EARLY (SEE UNCLE BUTTS IS A COOL TEACHER).

SO AT THIS POINT YOU MIGHT ASK, “Hey Uncle Butts, why don’t you just take TLR if you keep hinting at it being the best deck in format.” WELL NUMBNUTS, THIS ALL CYCLES BACK TO THE COMFORT THING (POINT F FROM EARLIER I THINK I DUNNO ANYMORE MAN). WELL, I ALSO DONT OWN YAMI TLR, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, MY EXPERIENCE PLAYING THAT DECK IS SUPER BLEH. I FIND IT VERY RIGID AND VERY ONLY CAPABLE OF DOING ONE THING WELL. THAT ONE THING IS ASSEMBLING YAMIS AND FUCKING KILLING SOMEONE FROM LIKE 3-2-ISH, BUT YEAH, I LIKE DECKS THAT FEEL A BIT MORE DYNAMIC. I ALSO THINK THE DECK PLAYS LIKE SHIT IF YOU FALL BEHIND. THERE PROBABLY A POINT WHERE IF I PLAYED IT MORE, ID HAVE A BETTER FEEL FOR HOW IM SUPPOSED TO PLAY IT IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS, BUT THATS EFFORT I DONT WANT TO EXHERT FOR A DECK I DONT EVEN OWN OF A CHARACTER I DONT EVEN LIKE. GOING BACK TO THAT WHOLE METAGAMING THING AS WELL, I WOULD ASSUME A NUMBER PEOPLE MIGHT EXPECT SOME NUMBER OF TLR YAMI DECKS AT THEIR WGP, SO ID RATHER PLAY THE ROLE OF AN UNEXPECTED MATCH UP THAN ONE THEY PREPARED FOR.

WITH THESE POINTS IN MIND, ITS EASIER FOR ME TO LOOK AT MY DECKS, AND SEE WHAT THEY ALL CAN DO, AND THIN THEM OUT. AT THIS POINT IN TIME, THE STUFF I WANNA KEEP TESTING AT LEAST ARE MILKY HOLES, LITTLE BUSTED (2 SOUL LB), TO LOVE RU ANIMALS (TLRA), AND THE IDOLM@STER (765P). ENJOY THOSE FREE DECKLISTS, IF YOU THINK YOURE GONNA BE AT MY WGP, FEEL FREE TO STUDY THEM AND THEN NOT GET PAIRED UP AGAINST ME (GOT EEEM). ON SOME LEVEL I FEEL LIKE THESE DECKS HIT ALL THE NOTES I SAID EARLIER (SOME MROE THAN OTHERS, OBVIOUSLY), BUT ITS A MATTER OF WEEDING OUT WHAT I FIND THE MOST IMPORTANT. TLRA AND 765P HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING THE ONLY DECKS MENTIONED THAT HAVE A LITERAL AKATSUKI EFFECTS, BUT 765P IS SKETCHY IF I THINK I HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF PLAYING AGAINST ANTI-SALVAGE, AND DESPITE ME HAVING THE WEIRDEST HARD-ON FOR THE DECK AND HARUNA, TLRA PROBABLY DOESNT FINISH AS WELL AS ID WANT IT TO. 2 SOUL LB HITS SEVERAL OF THESE NOTES QUITE WELL, BUT IT BOTHERS ME SOMETIMES THAT IT IS THE DECK I CURRENTLY HAVE THE LEAST EXPERIENCE WITH, AND THAT MY ONLY OPTION FOR GOING THROUGH MY DECK IS AN OLD FASHIONED SPAM BRAINSTORM. IT HAVING THE MOST WAYS TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE OUT OF ANY OF MY DECKS IS A STRONG PLUS, IT GIVES ME A LOT OF REACH ACROSS MULTIPLE MATCH UPS, BUT ID KIND OF FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS JACKASS FOR PLAYING A DECK I HAVE LITTLE EXPERIENCE WITH IF I LOST BECAUSE OF HORRENDOUS MISPLAYS THAT I COULD HAVE PREVENTED. MILKY HOLES IS JUST AN ABOMINATION AND I LOVE IT, BUT MY CURRENT BUILD FEELS PRETTY OUT THERE AND IS HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL. IT HAS THE LEAST WAYS TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE (THOUGH THE 3K PUNCH AND LEVEL SWAP SYNERGIES CAN SORT OF DO THAT) ITS SUPER EASY TO GET THE CARDS I NEED AT ANY TIME, AND IT HAS THE ABILITY TO RUN A MYRIAD OF FINISHERS TO FIT DIFFERENT SCENARIOS.

THERES A LOT MORE I CAN ADDRESS ON EACH DECK, BUT THATS A BASIC IDEA OF WHAT IM TRYING TO DO DURING MY PROCESS. I DONT THINK IM GOING TO COME TO MY ULTIMATUM IN THIS ARTICLE, EVEN IF I DID I STILL HAVE LIKE A MONTH TO CHANGE MY MIND AND TEST, I JUST HOPE SHOWING SOME OF MY THOUGHT PROCESSES CAN BE HELPFUL TO YOU AS IT HAS BEEN FOR ME. ITS LIKE THAT THING WHERE MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TO WRITE DOWN MY PROS AND CONS OF A SITUATION, BUT I GET TO POST IT AS A (NON-MONETIZED) ARTICLE. NEATO.

I REALIZE NOW AS IVE TYPED THIS MUCH OF THE ARTICLE, THIS PROBABLY PRETTY USELESS FOR SOMEONE WITH 1 DECK, BUT EVEN SOMEONE WITH ACCESS TO LIKE 3 OR 4 DECKS, I THINK THIS CAN BE HELPFUL FOR SOMEONE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO BRING.

CHAPTER, THE LAST ONE PROBABLY: CLOSING THOUGHTS AND SHIT

WELL YOU KNOW THIS IS A LOT OF WORDS (PROBABLY, I DONT TYPICALLY CHECK THE WORD COUNT AND COMPARE MY ARTICLES), SO I SHOULD PROBABLY WRAP THIS UP BEFORE I GET INTO SOME PHILOSOPHICAL BULLSHIT. MY HOPES AT THIS POINT ARE THAT MY WGP DOESNT GO TO SHIT BECAUSE I PLAY AGAINST DUMBASS 2 SOUL WAIFU DECKS AND GET SACKED, AND THAT THIS PROCESS HELPS ME COME TO USEFUL CONCLUSIONS, AND I HOPE IT DOES THE SAME TO YOU. I DONT WANT TO MAKE BRASH ASSUMPTIONS OF THIS COMMUNITY, BUT I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS PROBABLY NEEDED, JUST FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE IM NOT SEEING ENOUGH PEOPLE METAGAME AS MUCH AS ID LIKE TO, AND THEY THINK REALLY ONLY IN THE REALMS OF THEIR OWN DECK AND ARENT EVEN PLAYING TO THEIR OPPONENT. IT ALSO FEELS GOOD TO WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS, NOT THAT SET SHOTGUNS ARENT RAD, BUT LIKE, I WANNA FEEL LIKE SOME REALLY COOL NINJA SAGE MR MIYAGI FIGURE THAT JUST DISHES OUT THAT DANK WISDOM FROM TIME TO TIME, WITH MEMES IN BETWEENS. DEPENDING ON REACTION AND COMMUNITY FEEDBACK, I MIGHT EVEN WRITE A FOLLOWUP TO THIS OR SIMILAR CONTENT.

IM REALLY BAD AT ENDING THIS ARTICLE

IVE BEENTRYING FOR A WHILE.

ALRIGHT FAM, PEACE OUT, I GOTTA DRINK SO MUCH BEER THAT IT REVERTS ALL THIS PROGRESS I MADE AND I DEFAULT TO TAKING MONO-YELLOW CG OR 8 GATE REWRITE TO MY WGP. AND REMEMBER: