Five years ago Tuesday, producer Andrea Mackris filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against Bill O'Reilly. The case was settled out-of-court just two weeks later.

The case has been remembered as the "loofah" and "falafel" case, but there are in reality many memorable quotes that Mackris alleged O'Reilly said to her, covering ground such as vibrators, threesomes, phone sex, nipples, Al Franken, and Bill's "big cock."