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Location: RIDGE WOOD

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: cat stack

new wizard does several things.1) unplugs cell phone during charge and runs video recorder feature idly for hours2) places my house keys under a pile of conedison bills3) shouts at mailman4) stacks cats5) obscures my shadow with giant novelty lollipop when i emerge to greet my brothers6) replaced all scrabble letters with F7) tenses my sensibilities during islam forum8) writes untoward letters to president of turkish republic of northern cyprus in my name9) deposits juice box wrappers on my hall so the rustling angers cats and their stack topples10) howls at moon when it is not in the fullest of statesi would much rather have previous wizard return !!! please help either to capture current wizard or ressurect former. current wizard is subletting disgusting basement apartment. ALL OF ABOVE NOTES SPECIFICALLY FORBIDDEN BY LEASE AGREEMENT.