Throughout history, cauliflower ear has predominantly served as a “badge of honor” to combat sport athletes and a grotesque deformity to the rest of the population. As a flimsy 5’7″ man who’s afflicted with a double dose of the irreversible malformation, my completely unbiased opinion is that cauliflower ear is the ultimate sign of a hard-nosed, bloodthirsty warrior who would beat the living shit out of any given person at a bar or social event. Since no one had the balls to challenge me to a fist fight over the weekend, I did the next most masculine thing and spent hours of my life looking through hundreds of pictures of adult men on the internet. With that said, I present to you the 2018-2019 NCAA Division One Wrestling All Ear Team:

-I only used the official 2018-2019 team roster pictures to judge the ears in this competition. This was a major advantage for teams with high quality photos like Duke, and a major disadvantage for teams with extremely low quality photos like Buffalo, Cleveland State, and Ohio University.