FEBRUARY 11--Meet Chad Hacker and James Schwartz.

The two Cincinnati men were arrested yesterday after they allegedly dumped a bucket filled with vomit and feces on a 20-year-old woman. Hacker and Schwartz, both 23, were hit with misdemeanor assault charges following the bizarre incident, which occurred Sunday at about 1:30 AM in Hacker's residence.

A criminal complaint filed against Hacker does not indicate what triggered the alleged attack (or, for that matter, the source of the bucket's vile contents).

Pictured in the above mug shots, Hacker (left) and Schwartz were booked into the Hamilton County Sheriff's Office lockup, where they were being held in advance of a court appearance today. (1 page)