Thursday’s White House press briefing regarding COVID19, Trump suggested some of his own home remedies to fight coronavirus. One of which is exposing the human body with UV light to kill the virus.

While this is not advised by doctors, and most everyone else. Trump disagrees, “Look at me! I tan all the time. There is nothing wrong with me. I look fantastic. I have majestic wonderful skin! My skin is just perfect, it is the most perfect skin in all of the World. I am a perfect shade of golden brown.”

While that is not true. Trump has been long the target of comedians for looking like an Oompa Loompa out of the Willy Wonka factory. Trump is now considers tanning parlors essential businesses during social distancing.

“If American’s tan more, it will crush the virus.” A White House source told Snickersee, “I tanned yesterday three times, I tanned six times a day last week. I am around people all the time. I don’t have the virus.”

Trump is expected to sign an executive order requiring all American’s to tan daily. Sources say that the president at dinner spoke of a perfect America with his complexion.

“America is the greatest country. America has the greatest cars, doctors, economy and more.” A White House insider quoted the president. “Now, America will be the envy of the world with our perfect skin. Our perfectly tan skin.”