Went outside to check the mail as usual and saw a box sitting in the driveway. I wasn't expecting anything other than my SS gift so I ran over and completely skipped checking the mail. Upon opening it I found The Bass Grimoire, a set of strap locks, Dr. Ducks AxWax, and Tone Finger Ease string lubricant. I couldn't have gotten a better suited gift for this year's SS. My bass will now be safe and sound from attempting to fall from my body, and will be shiny and lubed up (as will my guitar). I can also attempted to master (or try to) with the help of the Bass Grimoire. Thanks you Quin!

Edit: Installing my strap locks now!