This was my first time seeking strangers for a threesome. And not “first” in the you’re-the-first-one-to-put-it-in-my-ass kind of way, but in the truthful way. Contrary to what one may think, I’ve never gone on the hunt for group sex in Madison Square Park.

Things were slightly off to a rocky start when Glenny and I disagreed on absolutely everything. He wanted to take Barstool mics, I wanted to go hidden-camera style. I wanted to pretend we were a couple, he wanted to pretend we were just two friends, just, you know, casually looking for a third person to bang on a Tuesday afternoon. Most of all, we disagreed on the results: I thought we would find more success with girls, being that I’ve only ever had one devil’s threeway in my real life, and it was not easy to come by. Glenny thought more dudes would be down. We ultimately made a bet and kept count – the final numbers were grossly favored one way. Check it out!