Oh, there needs to be a rist of leasons, right, the image above isn't worth ten thousand reasons already. Fine, fine, anything for the web.

List of Over 9000 Reasons Of Here's Who Doesn't Belong In Bit-cion : You.

Derp actually cares about fiddy cents. You don't have to be me, and ngaf one way or the other about 1kx that. You can't however be in Bitcoin if fiat subdivisions are of interest to you, and for the best of reasons : there's only ever going to be 21 million Bitcoins and there's already unknown-how-many gazillions of paper bits printed. Fiat necessarily is the subdivision of Bitcoin, that's the only conceivable reason it might continue to exist. Dollars and pounds sterling are ALREADY Bitcents. You can't have two layers of poverty support baked in. Derp can't do basic arithmetics. Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency. Cryptography rests upon advanced math. Advanced math is more advanced than arithmetics (or statistics, for that matter). Derp is on fucking reddit. No, really, that's enough. You can't be an investment banker and spend your time shmokin'weed shmoking wizz doin' coke, drinkin' beers drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Derp has absolutely no fucking idea about anything, but moos about it anyway. This alone makes it impossible for derp to have any money, of any kind, ever. Period and full stop, it has nothing to do with Bitcoin, this guy'd have been picking cotton in the South or shining shoes in the North two centuries ago. Not because of "oppressive society" or anything to do with the outside : strictly because inside, structurally, he belongs with the cows. Derp actually thinks he matters. Somehow, magically, the nickle and dime idiot going away will do anything but help the place he left. What the fuck is this nonsense ? What, like that one time the poor fuck who spittled inside a beer bottle he brought from home for three hours left the strip joint and everything wilted ? Never happened, everyone's happy to see him leave : the girls, the guys, the chairs even. Derp actually imagines he could even in principle know what the solutions for his problems are. This is pure surrealism, something along the lines of, "a cow walks into the ER and says doc, here's my diagnosis, here's what you should do next". They don't even have ERs for cows for fucks sake! Nobody cares enough. Derp derps about "we". What fucking we ? There is no we.

The list could go on forever, but really, who cares. Suffice it to say that in this case, 7000 > 9 or whatever.

O, wait. Food delivery ? "Pays" for food delivery ?

With what, his methane ?

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