A unionization of Barstool Sports…into a Fantasy Madden League. That’s correct. Because that’s exactly what my great-great grandfather who worked 18 hours a day, 7 days a week, for peanuts and a Black Lung would’ve wanted – To see his spoiled, entitled, and for some reason large headed descendant play literal games for a living. Not all heroes wear capes.

You want in AOC? We got an extra spot, esteemed Congresswoman of the law. Let’s unionize the world.