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With all this Fifty Shades of Whoever business going around, the good people at Starz felt it was a good time to remind us all about Sam Heughan and Caitriona Balfe of Outlander... a k a the sexiest couple on TV, who are about to give viewers some epic and insanely romantic SEXYTIME when the time-travel-thriller-romance series returns April 4.

Below, we have your exclusive first look at the new Outlander trailer that will be playing in theaters before screenings of Fifty Shades of Grey across the country this weekend.

And the video at the very top of this post? You see it up there? Well, we even got our hands on nearly a full minute of a Jaime and Claire sex scene from Outlander's first episode back, which just might be (spoiler alert!) the raciest and longest sex scene that has ever aired on television. That, dear friends, is not an oversell.

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