Anne has been very busy lately, but I had a chance to meet with her for lunch today. She said she was having a great time working at her new job, and vows to be promoted to assistant manager by the end of the month. She also expressed dismay at the insensitivity of European newspapers to Muslims. Remarkably, she found Iranian cartoons lampooning the holocaust to be quite hilarious. Anne was especially amused by a cartoon featuring her and Adolf Hitler, together in bed. I was somewhat taken aback as she proceeded to explain to me that the holocaust as we know it did not really happen. History tells us that the Jews were killed in concentration camps. In reality, the millions of Jews that disappeared during this period were not murdered, but instead transported back to their home planet of Zion. In fact, Adolf Hitler and most of the SS officers were themselves members of an ancient secret society of men that pledged their loyalty to the first Jewish settlers from planet Zion. As you might have guessed, the concentration camps were simply spaceports for interstellar travel. Just as Ms. Frank was getting into the history of Jewish colonization of planet earth, the manager of White Castle came to our table and told her to get back to work. She promised to continue the story some other time. I can't wait to hear it!