Tabatha: OK, this smells beyond gross, but it’s actually just kind of like Greek yoghurt. Like, it’s fine, but I wouldn’t drink a pint of it.

Tom C: The one time I definitely wouldn’t touch this stuff with a bargepole is on a hangover. This is the sort of thing that should be drunk by health people. People in Lycra should drink this. Basically, it’s Yop without the sugar.

Remee: I only put a bit in the glass and watched it trickle down towards my mouth. Pretty sinister stuff.

Tom P: I am drinking cheese. I AM DRINKING CHEESE. (It’s actually quite nice.)

Jamie: A bit like a Yakult, but probably not as expensive.

Chelsey: Right before I took a sip I heard Tom say it was like drinking cheese, so it was over before it started for me.

Carl: This was a weird one. As someone who often accidentally drinks gone-off milk, I’m now wondering if this is a whole new world of hangover cure. Bring on the kefir.