A lot of WEIRD weather has been happening in Beach City lately. First, a crystal flower shower, and now it’s raining GUYS! You know, G.U.Y.S.? Guys Under Your Supervision! They’re toys.

My guess is it’s some viral marketing campaign, but I’d never buy that junk. Kids collect GUYS, but men collect BOYS!

You know, B.O.Y.S.? Boys On Your Shelf! They’re figurines made out of pewter! Much more collectible and distinguished. There’s a ton of ‘em!