I don't know what an Airzooka is, but I can guess. And I want one. But not, after reading this strip, a used model.

Desmond: ... and Sally from Accounts Receivable won't stop staring at my giant plush microbes.

Owen: I saw her trying to look up "Campylobacter Jejuni" on the Beanie Babies Website.

Desmond: These office drones just don't understand us creative types.

Owen: We require an environment saturated with whimsy!!

Desmond: How I could I code efficiently without the option to shot my co-workers with an "Airzooka", or wax nostalgic with a classic action figure from my childhood?

Owen: I shot Betty with an "Airzooka" and she called Security.

Desmond: You shouldn't have farted into it first.