In a four-minute segment on “The Tonight Show,” Jimmy Fallon brought out his vice impersonator — 14-year-old Jack Aiello, | POLITICO Screen grab Tiny Trump impersonator rocks Jimmy Fallon

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, NBA Finals MVP LeBron James and Chewbacca Mom are all good vice presidential picks for Donald Trump, but there’s only one person good enough to be the presumptive Republican presidential nominee’s running mate, a Trump-impersonating Jimmy Fallon joked Wednesday evening: himself.

In a four-minute segment on “The Tonight Show,” the late-night host brought out his vice impersonator — 14-year-old Jack Aiello, whose 2016 impressions during a middle school graduation speech earlier this month went viral — to mock Trump, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.


“The only person good enough to be my vice president is me,” Fallon said, speaking behind a Trump-branded lectern with Trump-like hair on his head and American flags in the background. “That’s why 14 years ago, I created a clone of myself. He just graduated from the eighth grade, and he’s here tonight. He’s just fantastic, so allow me to introduce your next vice president, Little Donald.”

“Thank me. Thank me,” Aiello said, echoing Fallon’s opening line as the young impressionist joined him at the lectern. “You know, it’s just fantastic to be here. It’s just fantastic.”

“Isn’t it beautiful?” Fallon added. “Isn’t it terrific?”

Fallon acknowledged that the two “make quite a team.”

“We have the same voice. We have the same hair,” Fallon said, with Aiello adding, “And we have the same-size hands.”

“Big, beautiful hands,” Fallon clarified. But that’s not all they had in common.

“We think exactly alike,” Aiello said. “In fact, we even finish each other’s” — “Walls,” Fallon said.

Fallon vowed that his ticket would not only create jobs and grow the economy but that the duo would most importantly find Dory, the popular blue fish from “Finding Nemo” and the star of the newly released sequel, “Finding Dory.”

But Dory could be anywhere, Fallon said.

“She could be in South America,” Aiello said in response. “She could be in Australia. She could even be all the way in China!”

Fallon then decided to be prank-caller-in-chief and suggested that he and Aiello call Clinton and Sanders.

“Hello, Secretary Clinton, this is Sen. Bernie Sanders,” Aiello said, impersonating the Vermont senator’s voice. “Is your refrigerator running? Well, so am I! And I’m never, ever dropping out.”

“Hello, Sen. Sanders, it’s an honor to be talking to you over the telephone,” Aiello said, this time mimicking the former secretary of state. “I was going to email you, but before I hit send, I accidentally deleted it.”

Fallon praised Aiello’s “so great,” “beautiful,” and “fantastic” impressions and asked where he learned them.

“Trump University,” Aiello said, “which is terrific, by the way.”

As Trumps, Fallon and Aiello are the perfect team to defeat Clinton, “who, by the way, still can’t knock off Bernie Sanders, the late-night host said.

“Sad!” they added in unison.

“So this November, vote for Donald and Little Donald. Together, we will,” Fallon said, before Aiello joined in, “make America great again. It’s gonna be huuuge.”