Whoops! The jokes write themselves after this snafu in Israel this morning. Obama’s limo, known as “The Beast,” failed to start after the driver filled up with the wrong type of fuel.

Obama's limo broke down in Israel before he arrived. The driver put petrol instead of diesel + it wouldn't start. Had to be towed #oops — Janelle Rodriguez (@janelleNBC) March 20, 2013

The limo had to be towed.

Before #Obama arrived, his limo broke down after the driver filled it with gasoline instead of diesel. #ObamainIsrael pic.twitter.com/cJk472ki3U — Avi Mayer (@AviMayer) March 20, 2013

Hardest hit? CNN reporter Sara Sidner. “Not sure what’s more embarrassing,” she tweeted. “#Obama’s #limo driver put petrol instead of diesel and it wouldn’t start or having to #report it.”

Really, Sara? And was having to report on the limo situation more embarrassing than your dubious claim that a four-year-old Palestinian boy was killed by an Israeli airstrike? More embarrassing than repeatedly being called out for bad journalism?

Gosh, she really won’t like this mockery then.

The sequester caused Israel to stop selling diesel fuel. (New White House job posting: Limousine driver / $175K per year) #ObamaInIsrael — Ollie (@texasollie) March 20, 2013

"It's obvious the #sequester caused someone to use diesel to fill up Obama's limo." – Harry Reid, eventually. #tcot #p2 — RB (@RBPundit) March 20, 2013

Has anyone blamed Obama's limo breaking down on sequestration? — Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) March 20, 2013

this photo tells you all you need to know about Obama's America: Pres Limo breaks down in Israel #retweet pic.twitter.com/AHM0OKXnat — Joseph Kerry (@josephkerry) March 20, 2013

What about his armored golf cart? RT @gatewaypundit: Good Grief… Obama’s Limo Breaks Down in Israel http://t.co/6IUgR4BruG @gatewaypundit — David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) March 20, 2013