As a native of Western Nebraska, I am bound by law and tradition to root for the Broncos for the duration of their season. But, when their season ends I throw my support behind the Packers so that I can relive one of my favorite episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

With any luck, the ancient Wisconsin tale of the Giant Spider Invasion will soon be a reality!! Well, without the giant spiders invading, or meteorites, or Alan Hale, or back-braces or Dutch.