Problem

Some Philadelphia fans started a petition, based only on the results of a post-Thanksgiving trap game against the miserable Cavs, to have Kendall Jenner banned from the Wells Fargo Center.



This is classic Philly fan reactionary nonsense.



According to TMZ Sports, Ben and Kendall got back together on November 3rd. Since then, the Sixers are 9-4 and are now 1.5 games out of 2nd place in the East. The numbers simply aren't bearing out a Kardashian curse.



Further, Kendall and Ben went out for a meal at Parc in Rittenhouse the next day. Given more time in our city, she'll soon be spotted at Dalessandro's mowing down on a steak or Reading Terminal Market crushing a a roast pork sandwich at DiNic's (w/ sharp prov). Are we really prepared to give that up based on such a small sample size?



Join me and fighting back the Negadelphia forces.



Solution

Get this petition more signatures than the other one.



Personal story

I am an concerned citizen.