We all have that friend–the one who, despite the best of intentions, always says something insensitive about your taste in bigger men. They don’t mean to offend. It’s just that somehow they always know the right things to say to make your eyeballs roll right out of their sockets. You may want to share this post with them. Together, we can cure foot-in-mouth disease.

1. “Why do you like chubby guys?”

“Why do you have a face?”

2. “But you’re so cute! You could do so much better.”

3. “Is your boyfriend gonna go on a diet?”

4. “Aren’t you worried about his health?”

“He’s fat, not cancer-ridden.”

5. “Good luck going hiking with him.”

6. “Well you certainly have a type.”

“Yeah, my type is hot dudes!”

7. “I just don’t get why you like big guys.”

“That’s cool, you don’t need to get it. I don’t get why you say insensitive things all the time, but we still hang out.”

8. “Why don’t you like normal guys?”

9. “So you must be attracted to all fat guys.”

“Yes, much like straight men are attracted to all women.”

10. “Have you ever tried dating skinnier guys?”

“Have you ever tried suicide?”

11. “I guess you go for personality.”

“Yes. There’s nothing better than a good personality… on a super hot chubby guy.”

12. “But fat guys are so… gross.”

13. “Really? Him?”

14. “I just don’t see what’s attractive about fat guys.”

15. “So is Kevin Smith, like, your perfect man?”

“Actually, yes.”

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