SAM da MOOSIE, WORLD FAMOUS AUTHOR of DRAMATICAL FAN FICTION, such as his most POPULAR WORK, DRAMATICAL FAN FICTION, will write you a DRAMATICAL FAN FICTION! (Oooooo, neato!)

Dean: OMG. OMG. What do we have to do for that, Mr. Sam da Moosie? (Did I say it right?)

Sam: DONATE $10 or more to our CROWD RISE PAGE!!! It’ll help some FAMILIES IN NEED!!

Then you c’n PM us an’ tell us your PAIRING and we’ll write somethin’ with lots of SMOOCHIN’.

THIS IS A SPECIAL OFFER WHAT EXPIRES TODAY (Saturday the 6th) WHENEVER GISHWHES ENDS (oh lord help us all…..) SO ACT FAST!

Cas: What about MONKEYS????

Sam: No MONKEYS Cas.

Donald Trump: What about MEEEEEEEEE?

Sam & Dean & Cas: SHUT UP DONALD TRUMP.