http://kxan.com/2017/07/26/austin-leaders-to-transgender-soldiers-who-could-lose-jobs-apply-for-apd/

Commentary by Ms Bob

With the fate of thousands of active transgender troops now unknown, city leaders in Austin are extending an invitation to join the force at the Austin Police Department. “The city of Austin and its police force would benefit greatly for any members of the military that served with honor and distinction to join our force here in Austin,” said City Councilman Jimmy Flannigan, District 6. If the several thousand transgender military members are banned, city leaders say Austin police will take candidates. A spokesperson says they’ll need to meet all the requirements, including physical fitness that cis men and cis women — referring to a person whose gender identity corresponds to their birth sex — need to meet. If selected, APD does offer transgender health benefits tailored to a specific individual. “It doesn’t matter my gender I’ve always been a sheep dog. I’ve always wanted to protect people,” said Sierra Davis. She enlisted in the Marines when she was 17, but was pushed out when the military slimmed down under the Obama Administration. She says she’d welcome APD’s opportunity. The Austin Police Department recognized its first openly transgender officer back in 2014. Senior Officer Greg Abbink had already been with the force for a decade. He said he was encouraged to share his story after his nephew revealed to his family he was transgender. Last year, the Human Rights Campaign awarded Abbink the Bettie Naylor Visibility Award.

The city of Austin is such a beautiful place. I remember when I was in high school and would stroll down 6th St. There were so many transexuals and transracials. Most of them were drug addicts, but they only did the cool drugs. Like ecstasy and crack cocaine. And of course they were all on Prozac, but that doesn’t count.

I’ll never forget my first encounter with a tranny. She was so exotic looking. He was like 6’7 and 120 pounds. His skin was charcoal black, but she had so much base and powder on that his face looked white. He had these light blue contacts in that made her bloodshot eyes look so crazy. I wouldn’t have even known she was black if it wasn’t for his nose and lips. My goodness they were big.

We parked his crack dealer boyfriend’s van in an alley behind a gay club. We smoked crack and drank Mad Dog 20/20 until the sun came up. Nobody bothered us either. People in Austin are just cool like that. I had blisters all over my mouth from sucking on that hot pipe all night long, but God it was fun. I stayed in touch with her until he died of AIDS a few years later.

Anyway, trannies are just so cool and laid back. Austin city leaders know this and that’s why they want more tranny cops. Trannies have dealt with stress all their lives and are better suited for intense situations than normal cops are. A tranny cop would never kill an uncooperative armed black criminal for no reason.

RIP Mike “Gentle Giant” Brown!

There are so many trannies in Austin that it’s only logical to have a lot of tranny cops on the police force. The last thing the city needs is bad publicity over some cis cop harassing a tranny for being a tranny.

So, a big shout out to the City of Austin. Woop Woop!

I’d also like to take a minute to share a few thoughts about the POTUS’ recent decision to ban trannies from the military. This is a very personal subject for me and all my tranny friends. But I’ll be civil and brief.

Every tranny I’ve ever known wanted to join the military and fight for the freedoms of this great country. Trannies are true warriors. Just like Sierra Davis said in the article. We are natural sheep dogs. We want to protect. That’s just how we are. It’s coded in our DNA, just like our gender.

So, why Trump wouldn’t let trannies go to war is kinda weird. The military would be so much stronger and stable with more trannies. Cause diversity is our strength. There could even be tranny battalions that go in on the front lines of battle. Think about how awesome it would be to send all the tranny soldiers into Syria to fight ISIS. No drones or air support, just good old fashioned hand-to-hand combat. It’d be just like one of those scenes from Hacksaw Ridge.

Honestly, I don’t think Trump hates trannies. I think he knows how patriotically devoted trannies are to their country. He doesn’t want them being the sacrificial lambs of ISIS or any other homophobic race of people. He also knows how important they are to crucial social issues, like the gender-neutral bathrooms in private business. And gay marriage. And tax payers funding sex operations for inmates like Bradley Manning. What a hero she is. I love his hair new haircut, too.

Obama made up for all the bad things he did when he pardoned Chelsea. What a great story. Go into prison a man and come out a woman. I even heard a rumor that his stage name in prison was Peaches. I don’t know if that’s true or not though. But I do know the world is a better place every time a Brad goes to prison and comes out a Chelsea.