What. The. Fuck. Is. He. Saying?

x Trump begins his April 27 #TrumpPressConference with some reading difficulties pic.twitter.com/V1AnjAh9NK — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 27, 2020

TRUMP: “Dickinson, Bologic, and Cephi-Fef-Cepha-hi!”

The only thing I can figure is he’s trying to summon Beelzebub for their daily Earl Grey and orphan-livers high tea.

It sounds like one of his speechwriters set his Google Translate to Farsi and accidentally left it on while masturbating.

I challenge any brain doctor to do EEG readings of both Trump and a clump of microwaved lint and then try to tell the difference between the two. By this point his MRI brain scan probably looks like a screen grab of Dig-Dug.

Please, what the fuck is the 25th Amendment even for if not for this?

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