Quincy Jones knows who killed Kennedy. He knows secrets about the Clintons. He knows who Michael Jackson stole his songs from and all about the late-star's plastic surgery—or so says Jones, the legendary music producer behind some of Michael Jackson's biggest hit (not to mention the hits of many other iconic artists), in a bonkers new interview with New York Magazine.

At one point, Jones talks about how the one problem he wishes he could fix in this country is racism. "We’ve come a long way but we’ve got a long way to go. The South has always been fucked up, but you know where you stand," he says. "The racism in the North is disguised. You never know where you stand. That’s why what’s happening now is good, because people are saying they are racists who didn’t used to say it. Now we know."

The interviewer, David Marchese, asks Jones if he's referring to Trumpism.

It’s Trump and uneducated rednecks. Trump is just telling them what they want to hear. I used to hang out with him. He’s a crazy motherfucker. Limited mentally — a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I can’t stand him. I used to date Ivanka, you know.

Wait, really?

Yes, sir. Twelve years ago. Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter Kidada, said, “Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.” I said, “No problem. She’s a fine motherfucker.” She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though.

Of course, Ivanka married her now-husband Jared Kushner in 2009 whom she started dating in 2005. The math is tight, but this could have happened between Kushner and her previous ex-boyfriend, movie producer James "Bingo" Gubelmann who was latter arrested in a Manhattan cocaine bust with the Maroon 5 bassist.

Read the entire interview because it's the most entertaining thing you'll read all day.

Matt Miller Culture Editor Matt is the Culture Editor at Esquire where he covers music, movies, books, and TV—with an emphasis on all things Star Wars, Marvel, and Game of Thrones.

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