From Conservapedia

In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:

Born nowhere near the U.S.A.

Don't even know how many states there are

Can't even recite my oath of office

Ain't that just so bizarre?!

[CHORUS:]

Born outside the U.S.A.

Became president any-way!

Born outside the U.S.A.

Became president any-way!

I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"

And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"

But that ain't no problem, man

Because every liberal is my fan

[CHORUS]

My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt

and next the nation we shall bankrupt

The liberal newspapers they applaud

as working Americans we all defraud

[CHORUS]

I'm not really black,

But that's okay Jack.

Affirmative action's

Got my back!

[CHORUS]

If you're a queer,

Then it's time to cheer!

Jesus would surely

Shed a tear.

I've come a long way in the U.S.A.

Despite being born outside the U.S.A.

Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay

Because I became president any-way!

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