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Psychiatry residents being drafted to medicine during the COVID crisis.

PSYCHIATRY GOES TO COVID

00:00 - 00:03 It is finally happening here.

00:04 - 00:05 There are too many COVID patients.

00:05 - 00:07 All departments converting to covid units.

00:08 - 00:12 All the GI and Cardiology fellows have been drafted.

00:12 - 00:15 Even dermatologists are seeing covid cases.

00:17 - 00:19 We're protected in psychiatry.

00:19 - 00:21 Mental health is equally important in a pandemic.

00:24 - 00:26 Dr. Fuhrer,

00:27 - 00:28 we are...

00:31 - 00:33 we are being sent to medicine floors.

00:34 - 00:36 They've asked we start tomorrow at 7am.

00:53 - 00:58 Medical students, interns rotating in medicine, and those who enjoy medicine please leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 THIS IS A TRAGEDY.

01:15 - 01:17 HOW DO I TREAT PNEUMONIA WITH CBT?

01:18 - 01:23 I MIGHT AS WELL COMMIT MYSELF TO THE PSYCH UNIT BUT IT IS FUCKING CLOSED.

01:25 - 01:28 ALL THAT PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY

01:29 - 01:31 MOTIVATIONAL INTERVIEWING

01:31 - 01:34 BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER

01:34 - 01:37 DETERMINING CAPACITY TO REFUSE TREATMENT

01:37 - 01:40 WHEN THE PT IS NOT REFUSING

01:40 - 01:42 But this is what we signed up for. It's our calling.

01:42 - 01:46 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR STETHOSCOPE IS?

01:46 - 01:48 I bought a bluetooth one just for this.

01:48 - 01:52 I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDIOSITY & SHOPPING SPREE

01:53 - 01:54 WE ARE GOING TO DIE

01:56 - 01:57 THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT EKG IS QTC

01:57 - 02:00 MAYBE A LITTLE ABOUT TACHYCARDIA AND THYROID

02:00 - 02:03 WHAT GOOD IS HALDOL NOW

02:04 - 02:08 NOT EVEN A BIT OF ATIVAN

02:08 - 02:13 NOT EVEN THORAZINE WILL WORK

02:14 - 02:16 AGAINST THIS GODDAMN VIRUS.

02:17 - 02:21 DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER PHYSIOLOGY? FRANK-STARLING!?

02:27 - 02:29 WHAT EVEN IS PEEP?

02:30 - 02:34 IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH FORCED AIR TO FILL UP THE LUNGS

02:34 - 02:36 IT SOUNDS LIKE A SOUND A BIRD WOULD MAKE

02:41 - 02:42 I PURGED MY MIND AFTER STEP 3

02:43 - 02:47 I SWORE I WOULD NEVER DO ANOTHER DIGITAL RECTAL EXAM

02:48 - 02:53 AFTER THE MESS I MADE LAST TIME

02:54 - 02:56 THE DAMN GUY SHARTED AFTER I REMOVED MY FINGER

02:56 - 02:59 THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE

03:00 - 03:02 ON MY SHOES, MY PANTS, MY FACE, I COULD TASTE THE C.DIFF

03:04 - 03:07 IT WASNT C DIFF. JUST C. HIPOTLE.

03:14 - 03:16 Who will tranquilize the PCP users?

03:19 - 03:23 The k2 users?

03:25 - 03:26 The anxious patients?

03:31 - 03:33 We have to cancel didactics and wellness.

03:40 - 03:46 not that it was useful to begin with.

03:46 - 03:49 If I dont die from covid