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i need a miracle. looking for ticket to phish @ jones beach for friday june 5th. please! From Mike Anderson to **********@***********.org at 1:30 PM JUN 08 2009



Hello,



I have an extra ticket for Phish at Jones Beach on June 5th that I will sell to you for $60. Let me know if you want it.



Mike



From ********@yahoo.com to Me



why the fuck would i want that the show already happened.



From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com



Well why did you put the ad up then? I just thought you wanted the ticket stub for nostalgic value since the show was so fucking good.



From ********@yahoo.com to Me



I PUT THE AD UP ON JUNE 3 DUMBASS BEFORE THE SHOW HAPPPENED. A LOT OF FUCKING GOOD IT DID I MISSED THE SHOW CMON MAN $60 FOR A STUB ARE YOU NUTS



From Mike Anderson to ********@yahoo.com



So I guess you don't want the stub?



If you want, for $60 I can come to your house and play a clip of the show I taped on my cell phone. It is 30 seconds of trey jamming out during Split Open and Melt. You can't really see anything but a bunch of lights and you can't really hear anything either, but a true phan would appreciate it.



From ********@yahoo.com to Me



MAN YOU ARE AN IDIOT STOP TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR WORTHLESS SHIT Previous | Next Share Showing comments 1-25. View all comments Ashely (2017-01-10 15:32:21)

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Lol dis iz funy Cory Hall (2012-02-02 23:47:07)

You should have offered to sell him a ticket to Lords of the Mango Tree. That would be more than worth the $60. clownin (2012-01-30 13:16:51)

the show was so fucking good clownin (2012-01-30 13:16:38)

the show was so fucking good Papi M (2011-11-29 05:36:16)

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey!!!! SMH, U are one funny dude Shoegaze (2011-11-14 01:12:46)

..hough, what an AWESOME show! Anyway, great site. Lots of amusement here. Shoegaze (2011-11-14 01:11:07)

I'm years late for this party but it would've been also been funny if you'd said: Stub? Dude, I have the whole ticket. Too bad I didn't see your ad sooner because I couldn't sell it in time and the ticket totally went to waste. Still t Ben (2011-09-20 23:55:07)

Phuking awesome. I like that he replied after the show trying to sell the ticket rather than before the show and being unreasonable or something lol. Co Cor (2011-08-01 03:52:05)

Phish actually appeared on The Simpsons. South Park just made phun of them. Muscleking (2011-07-23 11:28:11)

That's what assholes get for not removing the posting after becoming invalid. Suckers. G (2011-02-02 01:28:53)

Damn phunny! josh towers (2011-02-01 15:38:17)

"phan" that fucken killed me DoovaBogTax (2011-01-11 02:53:09)

I just want to say Hi to Everyone! John McCrea (2010-12-15 11:02:37)

How stoned does a person have to be to enjoy going to a Phish concert? What does he wanna screw smelly pothead chicks? inconspicuous (2010-11-24 21:23:56)

u never fail to make me laugh ha ha ha good shit DUDE B(e)LOW ME! (2010-10-16 08:32:14)

IT's def South park! :) Guy Below ME (2010-07-25 13:29:18)

He definitely means Simpsons Hey, poster below. (2010-07-21 16:10:56)

You must be thinking of South Park. holy omg (2010-07-14 17:46:27)

ive been reading these all day, and i just came to this one as im watching the simpsons and phish had JUST came on the screen! its the medical marijuana episode Phaner (2010-07-14 13:39:18)

Loving this site. As a big phan of phish. I truly appreciate this big time. Phucking awesome! Keep it up kid anonymous (2010-06-18 09:04:38)

15 seconds in? It takes less time than that to read it ... Haha (2010-04-19 23:03:32)

Haha Its funny how she doesn't reply to him when she ask if shes fat or attractive. This is hecka funny shit anonymous (2010-03-09 21:20:11)

holy shit, 15 seconds in and i am fucking crying.

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