Chris Colfer is no fool. While writing his very first episode of Glee—which airs tonight—he decided to give fans what they want, and escape bodily harm!

"For my safety," Colfer tells me, "in [tonight's] episode, in my episode, Kurt and Blaine are...fine."

Yep, Colfer is perfectly aware how passionately some of you Gleeks feel about his character Kurt and Blaine (Darren Criss), and the unholy terror that can be unleashed upon the show's writers when things aren't going well for this fan-favorite couple.

"There is no drama between kurt and Blaine in my episode, so the blood is not on my hands!" Colfer adds with a laugh.

Wait….Blood?! Say what now? Is there trouble ahead for Kurt and Blaine, after tonight's episode?

Read on to hear what Chris has to say about his first time ever writing for the Fox series, Ryan Murphy's plan to jump forward in time (will Kurt go to Russia?), and the fate of "paradise couple" Kurt and Blaine in the very end…