So I finally worked up the courage to ask out the political lesbian I met on OkCupid. We decided to meet up at a subway station about halfway between our apartments to head out for a night on the town. She was so beautiful with her un-shaved legs, pink armpit hair, and glistening folds of beautiful fat. She radiated such body positivity and feminist strength, that I wanted to hug her in a non-objectifying, male gaze free kind of way. However, before we could express our affection in a proto-feminist manner, a man-animal came out of no where and brushed passed me. He tried to use the patriarchy-approved form of rape apology by saying “excuse me.” I felt so violated by being raped in this matter, that I burst into tears on the spot. My political lesbian sister rushed to my aid and maced the filthy man-animal right in his rapist face. I quickly composed myself and joined in. The man-animal writhed on the ground crying and screaming, as us two amazon warriors stood above him in triumph. Anyway, the rest of the date went super well, I think this one might be a keeper ;)