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"Tyrion’s fingers went to the great gash that ran from above one eye down to his jaw, across what remained of his nose. The proud flesh was still raw and warm to the touch." —A Storm of Swords

He would also have mismatched eyes!

"One green eye and one black one peered out from under a lank fall of hair..." —A Game of Thrones