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Poundland is a glorious Narnia of a shop. In very few shops could you pick up a Martine McCutcheon CD, 1kg of foam banana sweeties, a pregnancy test, a tinned steak pie, and a football annual from last year for a grand total of £5.

The shops is filled with many unusual and surprising items that need to be recognised in all their glory.

So here it is, a round up of the weird and the wonderful things people say you can buy in Poundland...

1. Celebrity face clocks

Why not get several of them and cover your walls with them?

2. This Christmas decoration

It's what Jesus would want.

3. This educational poster

Yes we have learned a lot from this.

4. This book of Dictators' Homes

If you're looking for interior design tips.

5. Incorrectly named films

It is Zack and Miri make a porno .

6. Mel B's PS3 Workout

How does one workout using a PS3? We don't know.

7. Bargain Vajazzles

Great value.

8. Completely legit looking Coke

Definitely looks totally safe.

9. A budget vibrator

Very good price.

10. One Direction biscuits

Is there no end to their merchandising endeavours? (no)

11. Necklaces with cups on

Why WOULDN'T you want one?

12. Haunted Marshmallows

ARGHHHH.

13. An Olly Murs football DVD

Can't wait to watch this.

14. Borneo biscuits

The best named parody biscuit in the world.

15. Pregnancy tests next to Valentines Day gifts

Better safe than sorry.

16. A pig trotter on top of the Capri Suns

GROSS.

17. One Dimension (yes, that's DIMENSION) shower gel

Seems legit.