My Curry Boyfriend

When I first glanced at this game, I thought to myself, “Oh, thank God. Humans.” I thought it would be a cute game about meeting cute guys in the curry shop you work for. But I was wrong. So very wrong. Let my just give you the synopsis from the Google Play store:

“You go to school and help out at the curry shop where your parents work. Because you work at the shop all the time, you have no time to go out with your friends and meet new people. The one day, you see a couple at the shop next to yours eating curry together, and you say to yourself, ‘I want a boyfriend.’ Then suddenly, you see a bright light from the curry that you have been stirring.

When you open your eyes, you see 4 attractive guys.

They are from the curry kingdom who are looking for a wife in the human world. They were the curry fairies.”

The…curry…fairies. From the curry kingdom. Why couldn’t it have just been cute guys you meet when they come in for lunch at your shop? Why did they appear out of your curry? Why are there even curry fairies?

Each guy is a different kind of curry and they apparently even have ages ranging from seventeen to twenty-two. I don’t know why these immortal fairies have ages. Unless maybe curry fairies age quicker? Or is the curry itself twenty-two years old? I don’t know. I’m a little frightened, honestly.