Best pone, best strut, it stands to reason

Best pone, best butt, though she be teasin'



Southbound end of a northbound mare

All the boys and girls, they stop and stare

Finer flanks won't be found anywhere

Watch for the plot? I guess that's fair.



Best pone, best strut, it stands to reason

Best pone, best butt, and oh so pleasin'