This, ladies and gentlemen, is the most incredible thing.

I’ve customized the new #MLS logo for some of my best friends. pic.twitter.com/XU62XB3cur — W. Knutt Megg Esq. (@MLSmuppet) September 22, 2014

The MLS Muppet account is one of the more bizarrely awesome things on the Twitters. Its description: “I’m the head of the MLS Muppets, the world’s largest MLS supporter group comprised entirely of Muppets. Most of us don’t have legs, but we still love soccer!” Its business: things like this.

Be sure to linger over each of these. The Count’s immaculately placed tongue. Oscar’s eyes, always watching, always probing. Animal’s sharply serrated teeth, positioned as they are like so many Occam’s razors. Bert’s unibrow, like the Bridge to Terabithia. And then there’s Statler and Waldorf, positioned in silhouette as they discuss the truant nature of our existence on this gently tilting plane of existence, funneling us down into the black ether of nothingness.

So yeah, this is pretty cool.