Here is a typical example...

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended". Well, I forwarded it.

With a just few minutes of copying, pasting, Google searching, some more copying, pasting and with some editing, here is my Reply All response...

If a Democrat hears about a crime in his neighborhood, he calls the cops, and then finds out if his local police department is adequately funded. If a Republican hears about a crime in his neighborhood, he buys a gun and gets shot by his wife when he's drunk. Unless his kid used it to shoot the neighbor kid first. If a Democrat has a religion, he practices it at home and at church.

If a Republican has a religion, everyone must practice it in all public places, schools and courthouses. If a Democrat isn't a homosexual, he doesn't have sex with homosexuals.

If a Republican isn't a homosexual, he wants to ban homosexuals from ever enlisting in the military and getting married (because there's nothing worse than a monogamous homosexual) but will still have sex with them in a public restroom. If a Democrat sees his hard-working neighbor out of a job, he wonders if any of the existing economic policies cost him his job, how this can be corrected, and how society can help him until he gets back to work.

If a Republican sees his hard-working neighbor out of a job, he assumes the guy is lazy or being punished by God. If a Democrat doesn't like a talk show host, he changes stations...and finds that they are all Republicans even though half or more Americans are Democrats.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he calls him a terrorist-loving, America-hating traitor who should be shot (or maybe that was just Rush Limbaugh). If a Democrat has good health insurance, he wonders if others have it too and how he can help them get it.

If a Republican has good health insurance, he doesn't give a crap if other people die in the streets like unwanted dogs. If a Democrat hears a good idea like "Love your neighbor as yourself," they try to live by it.

If a Republican hears a good idea like that, they make a long list of exceptions to the rule, to include women, minorities, immigrants, gays.... Lastly, if a Democrat gets an un-sourced email, he wonders if it was concocted by some big DC-based corporate public relations lobbying firm who knows just how to push Republicans’ buttons.

If a Republican gets an un-sourced email, he forwards it without thought because it pushed all his buttons.

And just to be a devil, I'll copy and paste their e-mail addresses onto MoveOn and Code Pink websites for e-mail updates.

UPDATE!!! I got back a response. It runs very similar to other Reply All responses that I have received before. Republicans have glass jaws.