All of the members of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet have had their gag reflexes surgically excised to help orally provide uninterrupted pleasure to their boss, according to multiple anonymous White House sources.

The heads of 15 executive departments, as well as Vice President Mike Pence, underwent the procedure in response to Trump’s demand that they continuously gratify him with their mouths, the sources said.

“The president has enacted a White House policy demanding that, at all times, at least one member of his Cabinet orally indulges him nonstop,” one unnamed administration staffer reported. “So the vice president and the heads of every department — as well as some of their top staffers — had their gag reflexes taken out to facilitate their ability to meet his exceptional need for underlings to accommodate him with such favors around the clock, including during those few hours he actually sleeps.”

The minor medical procedure was necessary to facilitate their job duties, namely maximizing and enhancing the pleasure Trump derives from their lip service.

Another source said some Cabinet members were initially reluctant to eliminate the natural reflex that causes gagging but eventually concluded the minor medical procedure was necessary to facilitate their job duties, namely maximizing and enhancing the pleasure Trump derives from their lip service.

“I don’t care how much you practice sucking up, eventually you’re going to throw up in your mouth a little bit, especially when you’re orally gratifying an obese 71-year-old man — or watching someone else do it.”