As if Beto O’Rourke’s refusal to come down against late-term abortions weren’t disturbing enough, now comes this:

omg. "One time, according to a friend, Beto collected an especially verdant turd from one of their kids’ diapers and put it in a bowl, telling Amy it was avocado." https://t.co/kJC72B7IvX — Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) March 19, 2019

Come again?

What did I just read https://t.co/v09gTEYv8B — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 19, 2019

This. You read this:

And then there were the pranks: the remote-controlled cockroach in the kitchen, the “Psycho”-style scares in the shower. One time, according to a friend, Beto collected an especially verdant turd from one of their kids’ diapers and put it in a bowl, telling Amy it was avocado. (Neither would confirm this, though Beto did allow it sounded like something he’d do.)

Skateboard Jesus is into some pretty effed-up sh*t. Literally.

Scat Pranksac for President! https://t.co/N0h5eQWbHi — Friendly Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) March 19, 2019

Snort.

Yeah but at least he didn't drink water or blow out candles one at a time. https://t.co/EDqoadVADo — Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 19, 2019

Good point. But still.

He sounds…awful. — Call Congress 202-224-3121? (@KsKM3) March 19, 2019

That's disgusting. Who does that? — It's Only Words (@itsonlywords) March 19, 2019

There’s something wrong with Beto. — Lisa Ellen⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@koumiss) March 19, 2019

Yeah, this is getting a little too weird, you guys. He's not, nor will he ever be, ready for this job. https://t.co/m2Viaytxa5 — RBe (@RBPundit) March 19, 2019

Could this story possibly get any worse? Actually, yes:

Gah!