Game 1

ThePainus: ?

ThePainus: what

ThePainus: eh ok lol

ThePainus: kinky

ThePainus: yw

ThePainus: idk why you even went all in like that lol

ThePainus: was not good idea

ThePainus: I was farther back than you

ThePainus: thing called range you know

ThePainus: kms

ThePainus: not a word

ThePainus: how do i dodge an auto

ThePainus: are you just going to berate me this whole game lol

ThePainus: sh

ThePainus: learn to dodge

ThePainus: <3

ThePainus: oom

ThePainus: thanks

ThePainus: oom

ThePainus: ^

ThePainus: ye totally

ThePainus: mk

ThePainus: I think you're getting karma for giving me shit about dodging

ThePainus: have you seen my name is earl

ThePainus: why is sona top lol

ThePainus: we havent even lost first tower

ThePainus: can you guys report sona? shit talking me and left bot to go top even though we haven't even lost turret yet

ThePainus: bitches at me for not dodging, immedietly gets hooked by blitz lmao

ThePainus: what'd i do lol

ThePainus: im not arguing with anyone lol

ThePainus: you on the other hand are trying to argue with me, gj

ThePainus: 10/10

ThePainus: "hey this person points out his sona is being shitty, haha let me tell him to stop being a kid"

ThePainus: I can't tell if you're trolling or you genuinely think you've taken some moral highground here?? xD

ThePainus: My snare, my root, my crit

ThePainus: sorry, get over it

ThePainus: lol

ThePainus: ok

ThePainus: mfw akali says I KS because I snare and crit an enemy and she thinks she gets the kill hehe xd

ThePainus: I love the salty akali calling me trash 10/10 you guys should see this

ThePainus: what's mapo

ThePainus: OH map

ThePainus: who you talking to

ThePainus: lol

ThePainus: note to self: report everyone on both sides for being toxic af

ThePainus: when did gankplank even get into this lol

ThePainus: how am I toxic lol

ThePainus: nvm

ThePainus: i'll just go back to being the punching bag

ThePainus: since riot already has a tendency to ban you for defending yourself hehe xd

ThePainus: level 20

ThePainus: hehe xd look at the level 20 unranked jhin doing trash while his team berates him

ThePainus: why am i a smurf

ThePainus: I never said that wtf

ThePainus: ^ lol

ThePainus: so like, a total of 5 people? are bitching and trash talking me now

ThePainus: almost as if I'm tilted

ThePainus: hehe xd

ThePainus: but nvm keep trash talking me i like being abused

ThePainus: no u

ThePainus: jk love you

ThePainus: here i was waiting to be ganked but you genuinely meant bot was open lol

ThePainus: except the xerath who slowed himself while trying to chase me that is

ThePainus: ty

ThePainus: you're a good ashe

ThePainus: no shame in losing to you

ThePainus: unless you're my team, then I'm just trash : -^ )

ThePainus: 5/4 akali pls

ThePainus: ok

ThePainus: i forgot calling people trash was helpful lol

ThePainus: who lol

ThePainus: same

ThePainus: same

ThePainus: what if im a girl

ThePainus: don't worry im transgender

ThePainus: so any arguments against me is hate speech

ThePainus: i feel like bot lane isn't even connected to the game right now its sorta chill

ThePainus: I only went mid because sona roamed like 5 minutes in and i couldn't 1v2

ThePainus: who goes top that quick? like wtf

ThePainus: i got loads of free farm its chill

ThePainus: im just playing farm simulator 2018 right now i guess

ThePainus: ik it's hard to CS without a support, funny how that works lol

ThePainus: you know i've never played a game with a feeding akali

ThePainus: maybe it's because akali is a dirt easy champ lol

ThePainus: but idk

ThePainus: true

ThePainus: lol the sona says im talking shit

ThePainus: when they literally called me garbage so early in the game

ThePainus: and all im doing is saying how op a champ is

ThePainus: see what i maen

ThePainus: i can't have any fun with them

ThePainus: can i join ur team ashe

ThePainus: but seriously idk why my team says im trash talking while calling me garbage constantly

ThePainus: it sorta hypocritical especially against a transgender person ;(

ThePainus: then stop replying LOL

ThePainus: ^

ThePainus: instead of harassing me yeah

ThePainus: i'd rather be muted than harassed

ThePainus: gg

ThePainus: i got traps fam

ThePainus: damn inhibitors gettin n the way n shit

ThePainus: yolo

ThePainus: i thought you still had a stack lol

ThePainus: w stun

ThePainus: but it went away

ThePainus: "thanks for feeding ashe we lose now" lol

ThePainus: salty akali

ThePainus: not like I didn't have a support all game

ThePainus: essentially getting sabotaged hehe xd

ThePainus: then stop talking about me.

ThePainus: thanks

ThePainus: you hypocrite lmao

ThePainus: and muted

ThePainus: ikr

ThePainus: we dont have any other drags do we really need elder lol

ThePainus: I'm 1/8 and don't want to get deleted by garen. bite me lol

ThePainus: then you didn't need me

ThePainus: oops accidentally allchatted

ThePainus: me fighting wouldn't of saved your life

ThePainus: you would of died before him

ThePainus: and nobody else died

ThePainus: so what is your point?

ThePainus: nothing changed.

ThePainus: I just said that wouldn't of happened

ThePainus: you were so low

ThePainus: fine next time I'll all in just so you die anyways lol

ThePainus: they're mad at me because i didn't all in the garen because karma thinks she'd of survived if i did lol

ThePainus: even though she was extremely low

ThePainus: and she'd of died anyways

ThePainus: but I had to be there, for comfort reasons

ThePainus: mute button, garen

ThePainus: can't report someone for talking

Game 2

ThePainus: no

ThePainus: .all

ThePainus: because i banned heimer

ThePainus: how am trolltho i didnt want heimer

ThePainus: what

ThePainus: no u

ThePainus: mfw banning people makes you a troll

ThePainus: toxic as fuck

ThePainus: everyone else

ThePainus: i wanted galio

ThePainus: lag

ThePainus: i dont know how to play yasuo

ThePainus: ty for cleaning up

ThePainus: oh wait i got the kill kek

ThePainus: well nvm then

ThePainus: so why did you pick him

ThePainus: shame my team didnt pick galio tbh

ThePainus: not rly

ThePainus: worth

ThePainus: well i mean galio does good against any mage

ThePainus: the charm doesnt matter when i can just ult them afterwords

ThePainus: howd u 2 die

ThePainus: gg

ThePainus: yeah galio would be doing way better tbh

ThePainus: source: galio main

ThePainus: i didnt realize she was the fed one

ThePainus: :)

ThePainus: if only darkslight didn't ban heimerdinger

ThePainus: stop harassing me please

ThePainus: i agree with 2wheelcombo lets not feed the troll

ThePainus: can we drag

ThePainus: the fact im not doing the worst is depressing

ThePainus: wtf 2wheel

ThePainus: reported

ThePainus: idk why you were too busy eating raptorts to help me kill her tbh

Game 3

ThePainus: wjat

ThePainus: what did you learn

ThePainus: did you learn that i'm a dumbass because i sure did

ThePainus: oh yeah totally

ThePainus: kleDC

ThePainus: im not bad i swear i just sometimes type while the chat isn't up and flash

ThePainus: draven? ya

ThePainus: OH

ThePainus: LOL

ThePainus: wtf fam

ThePainus: you gonna regret that now

ThePainus: or not

ThePainus: who

ThePainus: rip

ThePainus: means ur a meme

ThePainus: wot u want

ThePainus: wot u want

ThePainus: stop ur winging ziggs lol

ThePainus: i got an e

ThePainus: ez escape

ThePainus: no you didn't give any prior indication you were gonna do that lol

ThePainus: i was going back to farm since ziggs wanted me to fuck off

ThePainus: sorry lol

ThePainus: ping pls thx next time

ThePainus: damn how am i supposed to gank if they're fed lol

ThePainus: who

ThePainus: i have 0 deaths..

ThePainus: ^

ThePainus: shh draven chill

ThePainus: they're already too tanky to kill even if not fed and yall fed em xD rip me

ThePainus: 420 gold

ThePainus: srsly tho kha not good anti tank

ThePainus: yi pls

ThePainus: yo feel free to tell me where to go or ask for help fams

ThePainus: im bad at paying attention but will be ur bitch

ThePainus: o damn she does hella damage

ThePainus: why is she so ahead lol

ThePainus: holy shit she's 10/0 what the fuck guys

ThePainus: noPE

ThePainus: hey does akali do magic or physical i forget

ThePainus: which is more

ThePainus: ie should i get a maw of malmortious is the questionm./

ThePainus: ap, i guess magic then

ThePainus: damn

ThePainus: what do her abilities do tho? which does what

ThePainus: building ap doesn't inherently mean she does magic dmg

ThePainus: not helpful

ThePainus: i'll just tell when she kills me later since y'all no help xD

ThePainus: ok

ThePainus: on what abilities

ThePainus: that seems unbalanced but ok

ThePainus: i'll check later

ThePainus: i don't think any champs in the game do a lot of mixed damage but ok

ThePainus: interesting

ThePainus: we can win its ok

ThePainus: smh

ThePainus: we ate shit hard there xD

ThePainus: rip

ThePainus: i hate to blame everything on my team, but...

ThePainus: i can talk while dead you know it doesn't harm anything

ThePainus: jesus take a joke, seriously

ThePainus: then mute me

ThePainus: ok

ThePainus: thanks

ThePainus: assholes

ThePainus: I can't think of an area I could improve on that'd help here

ThePainus: honestly, I'm open to suggestions but

ThePainus: we have an 18/1 enemy who i only gave one kill, so

ThePainus: what do you want from me

ThePainus: i was backing

ThePainus: you loon

ThePainus: wtf

ThePainus: muted draven

ThePainus: aint want none of that no logic toxicity, tyler

ThePainus: true

ThePainus: did he do somethign else

ThePainus: gg

ThePainus: that's what im talkin bout

ThePainus: good job guys

ThePainus: <3

ThePainus: glad I muted tyler, 5 seconds after I do I can hear my teammates say he's toxic LOL

ThePainus: troll tyler1 wannabe is all he is

ThePainus: got juked fam

ThePainus: god i hate the bouncing attacks xD

ThePainus: ok gg no re

ThePainus: anyone wanna queue up after this

ThePainus: ?

ThePainus: sh i t

ThePainus: we're boned lol

ThePainus: shit tho

ThePainus: ok she's doing 50% magic damage so

ThePainus: i should get a maw

ThePainus: actually she only killed me with magic