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Ruling that humans are no longer than endangered species, a wolf judge has declared open season on humans. (The human population can easily sustain a 30% harvest.) Lupine liberals, however, deplore human hunting as barbaric. (They're not the cutest creatures, but they are part of the ecosystem.) (You're not lupepa-morphasizing them humans. are you?) Hunters say they're saving human herds from starvation and protecting lupine farms from savage human attacks. (It's for their own good. They'll overbreed without regular cullings.) In the end, of course, it's all about spending a fun weekend.