noun: a very small penis. Often used as a general putdown for males who actually have normal or even large peckers

ed: hey dude, i heard you need tweezers to jack off.fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying glass just to see if you were hard!ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!ned: damn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!