The Balance Has Been Disturbed

3rd Place in Derby #301: Television, with 210 votes!

We're taking a stand right here. Rock Paper Scissors means rock, paper, and scissors. No Spock. No lizard. Spock doesn't vaporize anything. Lizards don't poison Spock. Neither of them are even there.

We're not just being purists here. The whole deal with Rock Paper Scissors is its effortless simplicity. If you need a diagram to check the results, you might as well be playing Axis & Allies. We can't dictate what signs you throw in the company of your fellow heretics, but if you whip a Spock or a lizard out on us, you better be ready to get cut. Or broken. Or, at the very least, covered.

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