2376-2400 [Dec. 30th, 2015|11:41 am] TheGlen 2376. The Dwarven work ethic is not just "Dig until we hit evil."

2377. When granted a wish use it to unsink the continent the immortals just destroyed.

2378. When making a wish granted by said immortals, I will leave out the words "you incompetent pricks."

2379. Can't just use a wish to turn Strahd back to a human.

2380. No weaponizing the Talisman of Pure Good.

2381. Just because they can't be the target of raise dead spells doesn't mean elves have no soul.

2382. In the middle of a black ops can't organize a skeet shoot with office furniture.

2383. When challenging Death to a game, GMing Paranoia doesn't grant immortality.

2384. Raise Dead spells are not just for closers.

2385. Doesn't matter where you hit him, you can't set a bard to shuffle.

2386. There is no such thing as gnomeophobia.

2387. I will not give anybody an unreasonable fear of gnomes.

2388. No matter how high my damage resistance is, I can't name my dwarf Tanky McTankitytank.

2389. Despite the ridiculously short lifespans, 3rd level doesn't count as epic level for Atruaghins.

2390. The plan is not just let the villain beat on the dwarf until his arm gets tired.

2391. If I'm the druid I can't put protestant down as my religion.

2392. The teleporting spiders attacking us are not just going through a phase.

2393. The natural enemy of the elf is not the common cold.

2394. No wasting wishes trying to bring ultravision back to the game.

2395. No picking the only form of travel the DM isn't familiar with.

2396. Traveling by sculling is nowhere near as cool as it sounds.

2397. Any character named Jim Katta is going to be taken from me and burned.

2398. The Fereldan rules of succession are not just "Two men enter, one man leaves."

2399. When looking for a template to make a creature deadlier, "Australian" is not a legitimate choice.

2400. Just because I have the technology, doesn't mean I need to make him better.