Every Friday, when we shutter the shebeen for the weekend, I sign off the last post of the week with some variation of, “I’ll be back on Monday with whatever happened over the weekend, wha-dee-doo-dah.” Between the worldwide pandemic, and the wildfire epidemic of the Republican prion disease within our government, this has become a full-time Monday gig. So here’s a sampling from around the world that gives substance to my now-regular reaction to any news at all—“Oh, come the fck on!"

Item: Chernobyl is burning down. From the New York Times:

Radiation readings near the wildfires, where smoke is swirling about, have been elevated, with the wind blowing toward rural areas of Russia and Belarus for most of the past week. The wind shifted Friday toward Kyiv, the Ukrainian capital, but authorities say the radiation level is still normal in the city, whose population is about three million. But Saturday’s strong winds could spread the fires to the remnants of the nuclear plant and the equipment that was used to clean up the disaster, said Kateryna Pavlova, the acting head of the agency that oversees the area, in a telephone interview. “At the moment, we cannot say the fire is contained,” Ms. Pavlova said.

In addition to keeping an eye on this story because clouds of radioactive smoke and ash are spiraling into the atmosphere, we also should keep an eye on this because the Soviet response to the original reactor calamity seems to be the template for Camp Runamuck’s response to the pandemic here—fudge, deny, and lie. There’s no reason to believe that this Ukrainian government will react any differently just as there was no reason to believe the happy-talk numbers about COVID-19 infections that the Russian government was putting out. These lies seem to be crumbling under the weight of the pandemic.



Item: Hurrah! It’s 1883 again! From ABC News:

The agency said that the volcano was continuously erupting until Saturday morning. A level 2 alert status remained in place, the second-highest on a scale of four. There were no casualties reported. The 2018 eruption caused a tsunami along the coasts of Sumatra and Java, killing 430 people. Anak Krakatau, which means Child of Kratakau, is the offspring of the famous Krakatau volcano, whose monumental eruption in 1883 triggered a period of global cooling.

Item: Hurrah! It’s the second millennium BCE! From the AP:

Now the second wave of the voracious insects, some 20 times the size of the first, is arriving. Billions of the young desert locusts are winging in from breeding grounds in Somalia in search of fresh vegetation springing up with seasonal rains. Millions of already vulnerable people are at risk. And as they gather to try to combat the locusts, often in vain, they risk spreading the virus — a topic that comes a distant second for many in rural areas.Now the second wave of the voracious insects, some 20 times the size of the first, is arriving. Billions of the young desert locusts are winging in from breeding grounds in Somalia in search of fresh vegetation springing up with seasonal rains. Millions of already vulnerable people are at risk. And as they gather to try to combat the locusts, often in vain, they risk spreading the virus — a topic that comes a distant second for many in rural areas. Some farmers in Abokat’s village near the Kenyan border bang metal pans, whistle or throw stones to try to drive the locusts away. But mostly they watch in frustration, largely barred by a coronavirus lockdown from gathering outside their homes.

There really is something deeply atavistic about what we’re all going through. Pestilence, disease, and locusts, all at the same time. I wake up every morning expecting to see a golden calf on my front lawn.

Respond to this post on the Esquire Politics Facebook page here.

Charles P. Pierce Charles P Pierce is the author of four books, most recently Idiot America, and has been a working journalist since 1976.

This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io