In my exchange profile, I stated that I am a Braves fan through and through, but that I wanted something different. I didn't want any Braves merch, but rather something from my Santa's favorite local team--minor league, college, major league, ANYTHING!

I should have specified.

What I got were the most hideous pint glasses and keychain I have ever seen, emblazoned with the logo of that wanna-be major league devil spawn of an organization, the Washington Nationals.

Fortunately, I love beer as much as I love baseball and these will be incredibly useful (when I have guests over that I hate).

All joking aside, thanks for the thoughtful and unique gift, Santa. They are great! My wife and enemies will get plenty of use out of them. ;-)