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PERI: Captain... Commodore. And captains... Sirs... Why am I in this meeting?

PERI: You tell me this crappy conflict of objectives is not my fault, but then you say stuff to make me feel guilty about it.

ENNESBY: To maintain our legal status as "family" for the crisis clause, the company needs you to appear to be in command.

PERI: So, what... the agonizing guild is supposed to be practice?

MURTAUGH: No, but that wolud have been pretty clever of us.