Hello muddah,



Hello fadduh--

Here I am at "Wet Hot American Summah."

Wow I hate it

Something fierce--

Except the astrophysicist David Hyde Pierce.

He lives in a

Cottage nearby

And boy can he make Jeanane Garofolo sigh.

She's the director

Of Camp Firewood,

Which turns before our eyes into Camp Feelgood.

She is funny

As she's hurrying

Through the camper's names, including David Ben Gurion.

She dreams of bunking

David Hyde Pierce,

Who fears a falling Skylab will crush them first.

(Chorus)

Let me leave,

Oh mudduh faddah--

From this comic romp in Mother Nature...

Don't make me stay,

Oh mudduh faddah--

In this idiotic motion picture.