Behold, it is I, the single worst form of human on earth, a white cis male, who must be judged for the way he is born, because that's how equality works.

My pronouns are shitlord/shitlorder/shitlordself.

As Tumblr has decided I am incapable of doing anything but oppressing them, that is what I'm here to do.

But hey, if you're one of the five other people on this website who doesn't think discriminating against someone for their race/sex/orientation/gender identity is somehow equality, then maybe we can be friends.