November 11, 2015

Well, friends, in the world of VR porn… the pace is picking-up like when a trotting horse is getting its ass smacked by a short man swinging a leather-smacker-thingamabob. You can feel it. There’s a bit more traffic, chatter, upvoting, downvoting, tweetings, postings, comments, searching, clicking, announcements and excitement. It’s true.

And Virtual Real Porn decided to pop out a VR last night, and they’re releasing a Harmony Reigns VR Thursday. Very cool. The VRP folks (their Twitter) are calling this Double Feature Week. And, it would appear they’ve also dropped a hashtag: #VRPornDoubleWeek. Well, hell yea…keep on unleashing two VRs a week and we’ll tweet whatever the heck you want.

Now, it’s time to discuss the Ms. Sienna Day VR: entitled Fiery Sienna.

Sienna’s got different looks that she pulls off at different times. In this movie, she looks like the type of good time gal you see sucking down margaritas and giggling in some college town bar as she scans the room for rocket. But, let’s pretend for a second you don’t feel like reading and you just want to see naked Sienna doing her solo funtime routine. Hell, I don’t blame you!

Then, go ahead…go straight to the free video preview of Sienna finger-frigging where the sun don’t shine. Yep, click the link, scroll down the page a bit, and you’ll see, Download FREE 180º Head Tracking trailer with options for Oculus, Gear and Smartphone. The smartphone version’s 37 megs, and it gives you about thirty seconds of Sienna diddling and twiddling. And, it’s free… you thrifty sucker, you… Hey, that’s better than being called a cheap motherfucker! If you’re truly a cheap mofo, though, you could go here first to get some free VR goggles. Free viewer, free VR porn…but, no…I ain’t giving you an Android! Check eBay for that…

All right, so Sienna Day is a twenty-four year old gal from the UK. I’m calling her a strumpet because that sort of feels like a British term.

And, she’s got that horny Brit accent that I love! Let’s get to the pertinent specs here: blonde, 5’4″, 106 pounds and with big, bouncy fake funbags. Well, I sure like how that looks on paper.

And, I like it better in virtual reality. One could say that I’m objectifying our dear Sienna…well, of course I am…it’s a VR porn review! What did you expect? Now, I know some folks prefer the natural look over the silicone-tit-jobs…but, I could go either way depending. Sometimes a gal with over-sized fakes ones can be very horny-inspiring. That is certainly the case here!

Now, let’s see how the VRP crew describes their latest movie (I compressed their description slightly):



Hottie Sienna has a boyfriend. She loves when he talks dirty on the phone. But this time the chat gets hotter and hotter until she can’t stand it anymore. She sends him a video. So prepare for the hottest scene you’ll see today: Sienna plays with her pussy, gets it wet, shows her perfect ass to the camera, massages body oil into her huge, pink tits and masturbates…to an explosive orgasm that squirts her pussy juices. It’s time to die of pleasure!

So, with this movie…a lot of it comes down to how you feel about solo VR. I, for one, like it. I think there’s a place for variety.

I’m the sort-of-guy who likes to sample the buffet. As far as the masturbatory fantasy facilitation (MFF)…well, the solo aspect really lends itself to that. It also doesn’t need much set-up. The truth is that it doesn’t need any set-up. In this case, Sienna—so sexily—saunters down the stairs wearing simple, white shorts and a flimsy tee. And, you just want to grab her…and, that’s right… plunder her blonde sluttyness!

As mentioned, in other Virtual Real Porns, we’ve seen different looks from her: including the blonde glamour look. In this one, she’s purposefully got way too much makeup on…and, you know you love that…

So, Sienna sits on the couch. She pulls out those pale, bloated fun bags and begins to tease. To gloriously tease. I really like the panty play…and the oil…and the vigorous tit shaking…and the pussy slapping…and the squirting. She teases around with her blue panties, and I found that to be the horniest part. She’s one of those girls that just looks so damn good in panties.

I liked this video. A lot. I believe we could categorize this as JOI VR. Now, people who spend some time clicking around porn tubes have probably stumbled across this genre.

Basically, when it’s done properly, there’s a sexy woman who’s masturbating and encouraging you to wack your cucumber until you cum. It’s pretty perverted: but, on the other hand, natural.

And, the virtual reality medium lends itself to this. In the near future, no doubt, a VR company will form that releases nothing but Jerk Off Encouragement VR…and, if they get the right women and do it properly, they will be millionaires many times over.

If you want to zone out, lose yourself and escape your existence …this video’s a pretty good choice.