My secret santa sent me a tantalizing PM about how his or her gift would be "a careful synthesis of information amalgamated from your entire online presence." He or she went on to say "Though this information was sizable, it boiled down to one theme, one true love. It is to this love that your present pays homage."

The mystery surrounding this note has now been solved. The stagnant air replaced with the warm, wonderful aroma of sizzling bacon. Once a month. For an ENTIRE YEAR!!!

As I anxiously await my first shipment of ARTISAN BACON from www.thepignextdoor.com, I am able to bide my time by drinking out of the commemorative "oink if you love bacon!" mug and snacking on the BACON FLAVORED CANDY BAR!!

My excitement can barely be contained. Let's just hope I can survive this first bacon-less month.

Thank You Santa!!!