>ICR

>setChannel:"HFH"

[WELCOME TO "HIT FOR HIRE" , CLEANING SINCE 1989!]

>sendMsg:"In need of a cleaner. Message me. 1.000.000."

L:"In need of a cleaner. Message me. 1.000.000."

[YOU HAVE (8) NEW MESSAGES]

>select.(1)

>view(msg)

V:"I'm listening."

>sendMsg:"Willing to work for me full time?"

L:"Willing to work for me full time?"

V:"Depends on what you're offering."

>sendMsg:"Million per job. A home if you need it."

L:"Million per job. A home if you need it."

V:"Huh... now that's quite an unusual offer."

>sendMsg:"You in?"

L:"You in?"

V:"..."

>sendMsg:"Look, I have like 8 other people that are interested and sure want to get an easy million. You might just need to do a few unusual jobs."

L:"Look, I have like 8 other people that are interested and sure want to get an easy million. You might just need to do a few unusual jobs."

V:"...Alright. I want half in advance, every time. What do you need done?"

>sendMsg:"Nothing yet. But the money's waiting in front of my home in the trashcan... And I need a roommate."

L:"Nothing yet. But the money's waiting in front of my home in the trashcan... And I need a roommate."

V:"So... You want me to get over to your house, take that money and fucking move to your home?"

>sendMsg:"Pretty much."

L:"Pretty much."

V:"... You're really lonely aren't you? ... Fine, I'll drive to your place. No weird shit. Get too close and I'll cut your dick off. This is only business and besides... I really need a new home..."

>sendMsg:"32th, █████ ███."

L:"32th, █████ ███."