I haven't laughed out loud at a picture like this in a long time. With age comes maturity. For the metalfathers of Metallica, so does a desire to find killer deals on Armani.

Metallica's one-stop shopping excursion after the jump.

I received this pic via email, so I can't give proper credit to whoever captioned it. So whoever you are, I bow to your greatness. You are indeed the Caption King of Kings.