There’s a new Sims 4 patch, and it’s a day that ends in Y. You know what that means: extremely good patch notes.




The latest patch is centered around Sims 4's new Parenthood pack, which means lots of fun stuff involving kids. And by “fun,” I mean seriously upsetting. Let’s start with:

We fixed an issue that could cause a toddler to inherit the emotional whim of nearby adult Sims after loading into a lot, which could result with the toddler acquiring a flirty emotional whim.


Finally, all those babies will stop hitting on me. Damn flirty babies.

Children should no longer receive inappropriate text messages from adults.



OK seriously, The Sims 4, what the fuck? How did nobody catch all of this sooner?

Babies will no longer change skin tone when they are picked up.

This one is... well, a bit less alarming, anyway. No more kaleidoscope children, which means better SEO for my avant garde psych pop band of the same name.


Sims will no longer get a whim to get married if they are already married.



So much for realism.

A Love Guru from the Romance Festival that is married into a household will no longer remain immortal.




Heck yeah, just found the lyrics for Kaleidoscope Children’s first song.