Falling to death-

[name] believed they could fly. believed they could touch the sky.

[name] jumped off a cliff and didn't miss the ground

[name] 9/11'd the ground

[name] got spanked to the ground by [name2]

-More specific falling to death-

[name] tripped in public

[name] thought they were Tarzan

[name] would rather turn into paul walker than drown

Void death-

[name] is like my dad, they disappeared.

[name]? more like Vladimir Komarov

[name] got KO'd by the ender dragon

Burning-

[name] is John Winchester's wife

[name] is Michael Jackson

[name] took the word "Lit" too literally

[name] was baked by [name2]

Lava-

[name] thought lava was liquid cheese

[name] is colorblind

[name] and [name2] are just two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay

Withering-

[name] rotted from the inside out

[name] drank bone hurting juice

[name] spent too much time in spawn

Blowing Up-

[name] became a muslim

[name] now has 72 virgins

[name] explodonated

[name] beat Elon Musk to space

Slain-

[name] got rekt by [name2] using [Item].

[name] got annihilated by [name2] using [item].

[name] was inhaled by [name2]'s [item].

Shot-

[name] was in detroit and got shot by [name2] using [item].

[name] is black and Sheriff [name2] shot them dead with [item].

Drowned-

[name] was not a very effective submarine

[name] got carried away by a riptide

[name] got waterboarded by [name2]

Cactus-

[name] shoved a cactus up his ass

[name] tried using a cactus as a weapon against [name2], but died in the process

[name] hugged what they thought was their mexican friend

Elytra -

[name] is not a bird

[name] is Amelia Earhart

Lightning -

[name] licked a power outlet

Potion of Harming-

[name] thought [name2] was in a halloween costume, and got destroyed by [item].

Starved-

[name] is an african child

[name] is anorexic

Suffocation -

[name] forgot to breathe

[name] got buried alive

Thorns -

[name] hugged their mexican friend [name2] but realized all mexicans are cacti

Died-

[player] oof ouch owie'd

Pummeled-

[Name] was [name2]'s [entity]'s breakfast