It’s Week 7 of the college football season. Join us as we pretend everything is normal and that Alabama isn’t wielding together a monster that might ruin the competitive nature of the entire sport!

Let’s check in on each SEC school and see how each fan base is feeling heading into Week 7:

Alabama

Alabama fans are operating on a completely different plane of existence from everyone else in college football. They’re like the aliens in Arrival who land on Earth and look poised to wipe out everyone, and the rest of us are Amy Adams just desperately trying to figure out what they want.

Arkansas

Arkansas is riding a 5-game losing streak, but putting up 31 on Alabama is at least not something to be completely embarrassed about, right? Even if it was all a carefully orchestrated Saban ploy to get people to say bad things about his defense. Either way, the Razorbacks are entering the easy part of their schedule, which should be encouraging. But then you remember there’s no such thing as an easy part of the schedule anymore because the 5-game losing streak includes losses to Colorado State and North Texas, and things get sad again.

Auburn

Speaking of things getting sad … meet the Auburn Tigers. Auburn fans are not sure whether to be more upset at watching their defense let Mississippi State’s offense have so much time of possession it could have been a feature length film, or their offense turning into the football equivalent of the floating trash can meme. On a positive note, they play Tennessee this week, which should hopefully cheer up the fan base and give them a little perspective.

Florida

We finally have an answer: Florida is good. And not in the 2012 Muschamp way where their record only serves to cover up how broken they are. This team actually has a serviceable offense and a dominant defense capable of beating other teams with serviceable offenses and dominant defenses. And they get to watch FSU spiral down the toilet bowl of the ACC, which means Florida is fully back.

Georgia

Another week for Georgia, another big, boring win. And just when UGA fans could finally look forward to their big matchup of undefeateds with LSU, the Gators had to ruin it. That’s OK though. At least last week’s Vandy game brought us the iconic moment of a Georgia player getting stuck in the hedges. Championships last for a year, memes last forever.

Kentucky

Kentucky’s undefeated season had to end eventually, and no one knew that more than Cats fans. But why did it have to end like that? Just when UK was starting to accept the fact that 5-1 is, all things considered, an incredible start to the year … the Wildcats had to go and miraculously tie the score and send it to overtime. Just to give their fans a swig of hope before it all ran dry for good. But hey, they’re still right in the thick of things and have a great shot to win the SEC as long as you ignore any common sense you might have.

LSU

Florida really is the worst, aren’t they? But at least the Tigers can make up for it all by beating Georgia. Can that happen? If it were a night game, Tigers fans would be feeling good about it. But an afternoon game in Death Valley means LSU will have to rely more on their own skill, coaching, and execution rather than just straight up nighttime Louisiana voodoo magic. That’s not encouraging if you’re an LSU fan.

Mississippi State

Not many people saw their beatdown on Auburn coming, but Mississippi State fans know they deserved something good to happen after having to sit through that loss to Florida one week earlier. Now they get a week off to prepare for the atmosphere of a night game at LSU, which they can do through a mixture of heavy drinking, playing Grand Theft Auto, and watching only Marilyn Manson music videos.

Missouri

The Tigers lost an insane game in what was sometimes unplayable conditions, which unfortunately is the one environment in which Will Muschamp shines. But there’s worse news on the horizon for the Tigers: They play Alabama. They’ll get to be a supporting character in Saban and Tua’s quest to ruin the sport we love. But on the bright side, there’s a good chance the Missouri defense will show up a bunch in Tua’s Heisman trophy highlight mix.

Ole Miss

Ole Miss fans get to hear the three greatest words any SEC fan can hear this season, “You’re playing Arkansas.”

South Carolina

The Gamecocks sent a message to the rest of the conference last week: “If you’re a mid- to bottom-level SEC team, and there’s a driving rainstorm that dramatically limits the caliber of play, don’t expect to leave our stadium with a victory.”

Tennessee

The Vols are coming off a bye week to play Auburn, which gave all their fans a nice little glimpse of what life would be like if fate weren’t so cruel to them. Now they have to go back to being Tennessee fans, and just hope not to get embarrassed. Our hearts should go out to them.

Texas A&M

Jimbo pulled off a huge non-moral victory last week, and A&M fans have to be happy with what they see — as long as they don’t look in the general direction of Austin to see what that other program is doing. But for now A&M fans can focus on keeping their win streak going this week against South Carolina and only worry about the Longhorns during Signing Day and whenever their kids have to decide what college to go to.

Vanderbilt

Yeah Vandy might have lost big to UGA last week, but look on the bright side: They got to be on ESPN2 for, like, 4 hours. And their university commercial ran at least three times. That’s some true, ground level viral marketing if you ask me.