A drunk livestreamed his wild ride on a Florida beach — as he knocked over beach chairs, swigged whiskey and ranted that cops were hot on his tail.

Ryan Stiles, 27, sped down Clearwater Beach in his black Jeep Cherokee on Thursday afternoon — with a swarm of police cruisers following him — as beachgoers lounged on the sand, his Facebook Live video shows.

“We’re going down tonight, guys!” he yelled, sporadically cheering throughout the reckless ride.

“We’re all gonna goddamn die,” he slurred. “We’re all on the goddamn beach, and we’re gonna die.”

“Crash parade, bro!” Stiles exclaimed as he ran over the umbrellas and chairs.

No one was injured, Clearwater Police told The Tampa Bay Times.

“Look, we got so many goddamn police behind us now bro,” said the drunken driver, who later claimed that he was “going down in history, bro.”

“That’s it, they know I’m f—d,” he said toward the end of the video, before taking a swig of Canadian Mist whiskey and from a Budweiser can. “We gonna’ drink up!

Police received calls from people as far away as California bringing their attention to the crazed driver, Deputy Police Chief Donald Hall said at a press conference, the paper reported. Some callers claimed that Stiles had said he was going to ram into a Clearwater police cruiser and building.

Stiles made it all the way to Caladesi Island, a state park north of the beach, before he was faced with a choice to continue into the water or to surrender, Hall said.

He was charged with driving while intoxicated, driving with a suspended license, reckless driving, fleeing and eluding, hit and run with property damage, felony criminal mischief and threatening a public servant, police told the paper.

He may face additional charges from other agencies for his jaunt onto Caladesi Island, cops said.

Police could not estimate how fast Stiles was going, according to the report.

“We had no idea what the individual’s intentions were,” Hall said at the press conference.

“It could have been a lot worse today,” he added.