SLOVENIA – After President Trump signed an Executive order with varying implications, citizens all across the country were outraged, taking to the streets to demonstrate their frustration. Countless American citizens abroad flew back into their home country here just to find out they had been unable to get make it through customs. One of those citizens was none other than immigrant and First Lady Melania Trump.

“I vas svitting in ze plane on ze tarmahk waiting to get off and see my hubby” said Mrs. Trump through tears. “Next zing you know, zey are turning ze plane around and ve are flying back to Zlovenia.”

We reached out to her son, Barron Trump, who seemed to remain unaffected by this news.

“Good riddance, I say.” said Barron, in a monotone voice. “I’m tired of all the kids at school making MILF jokes. Plus, she can’t even cook Barronnuggets [chicken nuggets, but shaped like various mid-19th century weapons] correctly. And since my older sister Ivanka is taking on the role of First Lady, I’m really not sure what she’s doing here anyway. I mean, she kept my Dad company at night, but so does Kellyann Conway and those other Russian women with oversized bladders.”