SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a re at Site-██. Due to multiple instances of theft and use of SCP-XXXX for recreational purposes by on-site staff, SCP-XXXX is to have it's containment vat sealed and padlocked when not being tested. Keys are distributed to approved researchers and the Site Director.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be 70% alcohol by volume rum, spiced consistent with ███████ ██████ 1671 Commemorative Blend Spiced Rum. SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties are observed when it is consumed, manifesting over the course of a mean ██ minutes ██.██ seconds, with a standard deviation of █.██ second(s). The effect lasts for exactly the same amount of time as its manifestation and will dissipate in an equal amount of time as well, for a mean effect duration of ███ minutes and █.██ seconds with a standard deviation of ██.██ seconds.

This effect manifests regardless as to the quantity of SCP-XXXX is consumed, how it is served, or how long it has been outside of it's original bottle. This includes consuming it in the form of a shot, mixed into a cocktail, and sipping on it out of a glass.

Over the duration of the effect, the blood alcohol content of the consumer (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) raised to .01% under the legally defined Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) for impairment in the jurisdiction they are currently in. The effect peaks at the end of the manifestation stage, remains constant over the middle phase, and begins dropping off during the dissipation phase. If SCP-XXXX is consumed again during the duration in any amount, the effect’s duration restarts from the beginning of the current phase.

While under the effects of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 will not be able to achieve a higher or lower BAC through traditional means. The only way to raise or lower the BAC of SCP-XXXX-1 during the duration is for them to travel into a jurisdiction where defined BAC limit is different.

Addendum: The first instances of SCP-XXXX was first recovered from the remnants of a derelict watercraft 15 nautical miles from the coast of █████, ███████ towed into port by a ██ █████ █████ vessel. The passengers aboard the vessel, ██ in total, were all deceased and in similar states of decay. Autopsy reports showed the cause of death to be acute alcohol poisoning of an unheard of degree. Due to the corpses advanced states of decay, accurate measurements were impossible, but the autopsy showed [DATA EXPUNGED] pure ethyl alcohol by volume. Class A Amnesiacs were administered to the county coroner and the autopsy reports were reported to be erroneous, and were amended to reflect more normal alcohol poisoning BACs. Inspection into the purchase revealed that the bottle was purchased at a liquor store near the marina where the boat docks. Autopsy reports and hospital records are being surveyed for similar cases.