Over the weekend, Donald Trump appeared on live TV to offer Democrats a “deal” to reopen the government. Unfortunately for the president, the offer—to temporarily restore some of the immigration protections he took away last year in exchange for $5.7 billion to build the wall—was rejected even before he took to the airwaves, on account of it being a total joke. “If he opens up the government, we’ll discuss whatever he offers, but hostage taking should not work,” Senator Chuck Schumer told reporters. “It’s very hard to negotiate when a gun is held to your head.” This turn of events presumably stunned the ex-real estate developer, who reportedly can’t believe he’s getting “crushed” on shutdown coverage, and “does not understand” why Democrats won’t just agree to give him a wall that no one wants. And, apparently, he was left with no choice but to spend the 30th day of the shutdown on a manic Twitter, sending a whopping 40 tweets into the universe, instead of working on, say, reopening the federal government.

The first tweet of the day was standard fare for the 45th president and involved boasts about how great the economy has fared under his tutelage, plus complaints that the media doesn’t adequately cover how awesome he is:

That was followed by a weather report that included some climate-change-denial catnip for the base:

Next up: a quartet of tweets trashing Nancy Pelosi:

At 9:03 A.M., the president apparently “heard” he’s polling well with “Hispanics” and reminded people of his illustrious real estate career—y’know, the one littered with bankruptcies and unpaid contractors:

That followed thanks to the father of a right-wing conspiracy theorist, a shout-out to one of his favorite dictators, a video commemorating his first two years in office, and fourteen retweets of people praising his TV appearance the day prior and trashing Democrats for not accepting a deal that even G.O.P. Senator James Lankford said wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.

Up next, naturally, was a thank-you to the actor James Woods:

Complaints about how Melania “I really don’t care” Trump doesn’t get the praise she deserves:

A message to the 800,000 federal workers not receiving a paycheck because of him:

Congrats to his favorite N.F.L. coach:

An endorsement of Curt Schilling:

And, following a retweet of Don Jr.’s claims that the left is “trying desperately to destroy my family and especially @realDonaldTrump,” a little shoutout to himself before tucking in for the night:

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