Is honesty truly the best policy? Maybe not.

Social media users have shared the hilarious signs, tweets, and dating profiles that show the pure bluntness people use every day.

Stores across the United States appear to have said they're hiring 'losers', announced they're selling 'ugly' merchandise, and only having a sale because 'business sucks'.

When it comes to dating profiles and relationships, one woman told her boyfriend she was 'pooping' when he asked what she was doing, while another said she was 'much fatter in person' in her dating profile.

Meanwhile, people begging for money said that they just 'needed a beer' and were 'too ugly to prostitute.

Here, MailOnline shares some of the most ridiculous honest signs, texts and tweets seen across the world - perhaps people need to learn to use a little white lie once in a while.

I hope it's legal: A sign that might have once read 'We sell pots' has been changed to suggest that the store sells marijuana, which is fine, too, as long as it's in a state where recreational weed is welcomed

No scrubs, please: This woman clearly knows what she wants in a man - a guy with both money and a car

Worth a shot: This man's not sure he can finish the job, but he's definitely going to try to do so anyway

Have any ghosts in there? An antique shop advertises its business by saying everything belongs to dead people. But are the ghosts still in there too?

Gas guzzler: A Hummer driver was truthful about the non-environmentally friendly vehicle he or she was driving by saying the car needed petrol

Who doesn't love a little cholesterol? A restaurant selling burgers, beer, and more has decided to call itself 'Heart Attack Grill'

Gross: One woman tried to show off her delicious-looking shrimp pasta - but a fellow twitter user called her out for having feet that 'belong in the conjuring'

These are definitely legal: A pharmacy told its customers that it - as expected - sells drugs and has quick service

Somebody find an exorcist: A beer and wine store joked that the liver is 'evil', so it should be punished with more alcohol

Sometimes it's better to be the loser: A high school senior named Anthony said in his yearbook quote that he's always pulled aside in random security checks

Come on! Drivers just trying to get to work on time were warned by a construction sign that their days were about to be ruined by traffic

What about winners who need a job? A McDonald's looking for new employees used their sign to say the were looking for 'losers' to hire

Just what my room needs: The owner of Lumber Mart didn't know what he was getting into when he bought those new light fixtures

I'm thirsty, man: A guy asking for money on the side of the rode was honest enough to tell drivers he was looking for beer

Slow work week: A clothing shop struggling to sell its merchandise decided to tell shoppers that business wasn't going too well

You've made me second guess myself: A restaurant called Little Pigs: Genuine Pit asked its customers if they were 'sure' they wanted to eat there

Stop it - you're beautiful! A woman apparently asking for money said she couldn't make funds from selling herself because she's 'too ugly' but she wasn't smart enough to steal

Lose a bet? One man decided to advertise the size of his penis in a tattoo on his arm - in surprisingly lovely cursive writing

Minimum wage is better than no wage: When a man tried to say that people got 'fake' when he started making money, a colleague reminded him he was making $7.75 an hour working at a sandwich shop

When you gotta go: A man trying to lovingly text his girlfriend felt unsurprisingly awkward when the woman told him that she was using the toilet

Sorry I'm on a diet! Holy Father Roman Catholic Church assured gluten-free 'a-holes' that they would be fine during communion

Biology: When two girls tried to burn one another, their father jumped in to tell them they were both accidents

I love a little attention: When asked what they were looking for on Tinder, one person honestly said they were looking for validation

Seriously, it's not good: One child trying to keep others from drinking his juice improperly spelled 'This tast horable' to stop people from trying it out

Can I buy stain remover? A 24-hour laundry depot told customers that they can 'fix skid marx'

So it wasn't the aliens? When Girogio Tsoukalos took over a Facebook page, he told one person that an 'electric socket' does his hair

I'll fund the beer, not the hooker: One man asking for money told people that he was trying to buy 'beer, pot and a hooker'

Big van: One truck warned others on the road that it makes 'wide a** turns' so others would watch out

The real me: Allison used her Tinder bio to tell potential love interests that she might have a 'mild drinking problem' and is 'much fatter in person'

That's all we need, really: A Thai restaurant trying to showcase its cooking said that while the owner's English might not be good, the food is 'GREAT'

Oh god, no: A hot sauce brand has put a warning on its bottles saying it will make consumers bleed from places they probably shouldn't bleed

Sorry, pal: A homeowner advertising his house for sale was honest with potential buyers when it came to a neighbor's behavior

Put your phone down! While in a traffic jam on the freeway, drivers were warned that another car got 'creamed' while a man was talking on his phone

Truly tempting: A bar called Smiths called out a single Yelp user who claimed he had the 'worst rum and coke' in his life at the location

Leave me alone: One person said 'I don't care' when receiving a text from someone that just said 'miss u'

Quite the predicament: A Harley Davidson rider desperately tried to sell his motorcycle after his wife learned he impregnated another woman

Somebody has to: Howard Family Dental assured customers that the only business they do is 'in your mouth'

The natural look: When discussing his or her mother's looks, one child said his mom looked best when she wears makeup

Not what I asked for: Someone who couldn't afford a gift got a friend the next best thing - an empty box

Relationship goals: When someone asked their significant other why they couldn't be as cute as another couple, their partner said they were 'ugly'

Sorry, Chris: One woman burned a pal by comparing her boyfriend to something called 'boring sponge'

Scam? Maybe: An auto-repair shop said that they were 'reasonably honest' when it came to giving quotes