Here I lay in bed, with a mischievous toddler squished up next to me. (He tried to sleep all night in his bed, reeeeaaalllly he did.) The doorbell rings. Aw, crap! Okay, clothes! I stumble through my bedroom, startling the puppy, throwing a rather appalling muumuu over me, to answer the door in my fashionable Medusa-inspired bed hair.

There's a small box on the porch. I ordered something due today but it would have been way bigger. SWEET MOTHER OF BOB SAGET THIS IS MY SECRET SANTA GIFT!

My suspicion is confirmed by the Snoo picture on the side of the box and the caption, "one box of internet. From internet." Seriously this box is adorable. I have to keep it.

I carefully pry open the reddit box,the first flap says "Oh snap! The internet sent you a thing!", the second flap says, "no hash tag can contain it. Except maybe #redditgifts."

Inside the box is something small, wrapped in a reddit handkerchief, clipped together with a Snoo clip. I pull off the clip, which the mischievous toddler immediately demands I clip on him. The handkerchief material is a pattern for me to cut out and sew my own cat to sits and fits in the box it all came in.

There, from inside the handkerchief, gloriously sits Governor Snoocholas, the squishy little Snoo Plush from Snoosylvania. Mischievous toddler immediately grabs him and squishes him, ignoring his requests for personal space.

Upon further inspection, the box can be formed into a house. Governor Snoocholas now resides in Upvote Mansion by the River Reddit. There was a note in a little orangered envelope apologizing that the gift wasn't more personalized. Alas, dear sir, both the children and the puppy have attempted to sneak Governor Snoocholas out of Upvote Mansion. I think you did just fine. ;)

Thank you so much!!!

Love,

The fine people of Snoosylvania.