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Below are some humorous works on atheism and evolution:

JP Holding's humor on atheism:





Other satires on atheism:



Satire on Vox Day's website:



Satires and criticism concerning Richard Dawkins:



More instances of prominent atheists providing comic relief:





In addition, when an obese atheist is confronted by spouse or family member concerning their obesity, they often point to their obese pet and say "Everybody is doing it." Because obese atheist pet owners are such poor role models, tragically their pets often become obese too.In addition, when an obese atheist is confronted by spouse or family member concerning their obesity, they often point to their obese pet and say "Everybody is doing it."



Atheists providing comic relief - Videos:



Obese atheists and overweight atheists comedy and satire:





Gallery of RationalWiki editors

A atheist trying to stop Christianity

See also: An atheist trying to stop Christianity and Atheist PZ Myers: "I despair over atheism as I watch it burn...".

Charles Darwin, Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin

Hitwin 2.0

Attention overweight atheists: Urgent message

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Overweight individuals may need to decrease their computer and internet usage.[9] If you are an overweight atheist, turn off your computer now. The 20% of overweight people who are able to achieve permanent weight loss typically report doing it through engaging in high levels of physical activity, eating a low-calorie, low-fat diet, eating breakfast regularly, self-monitoring weight, and maintaining a consistent eating pattern across weekdays and weekends.Overweight individuals may need to decrease their computer and internet usage.If you are an overweight atheist, turn off your computer now.

The transitional animal the flying kitty

For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty? and The Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert is obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. In addition, the time and the existence of the Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era is hotly disputed. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty

Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!

The Journal of the American Chemical Society gives consideration to the notion of a T-rex in flying saucers and velociraptors with laser blasters and then pulls the journal article. See: ET-rex: dinosaurs on other planets?

It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty!

The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists

Conservapedia's satire of evolution which features a cat is definitely a hairball caught in some evolutionists' throats. Everyone knows the Flying Kitty is a thousand times better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There really is no comparison.

Atheists and evolutionists can dish out mockery, but cannot endure it

Although atheists often dish out mockery in place of reasoned debate/dialogue, they are often proud and thin-skinned and cannot endure satire/mockery when it is directed towards atheist ideology (see: Atheism and mockery).

Humor directed at atheist/evolutionist ideology is definitely a fur ball in their proud throats!

Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats

Unlike Napoléon Bonaparte, Richard Dawkins failed to take his Waterloo like a man

The Elevatorgate scandal was Richard Dawkins' Waterloo.

Yet, unlike Napoléon Bonaparte, Richard Dawkins did not take his Waterloo like a man (see: Unlike Napoléon Bonaparte, Richard Dawkins failed to take his Waterloo like a man).

Question: What real men complains about being bullied by women! Would Napoléon Bonaparte complain about being bullied by women?

Shockofgod, angry atheists and the incident of Patrick the singing leprechaun

See also: Shockofgod, angry atheists and Patrick the singing leprechaun

In February of 2011, in the voice chat room of the popular video maker Shockofgod, an atheist compared God to the mythical beings of leprechauns and demanded proof of the existence of leprechauns. As a result, a friend of Shockofgod's, using voice changing software, appeared in the room as Patrick the singing leprechaun and began singing the classic Irish-American song "When Irish eyes are smiling".[12]

As a result, some of the atheists in the room became extremely angry and began to use profanity (see: Atheism and profanity). Shockofgod found this incident to be so humorous that he that laughed throughout the evening, laughed in his bed before retiring and woke up laughing as well.[13]

In his video entitled Leprechaun gets cussed out by angry atheists, Shockofgod relays this humorous story. [14]

Gallery of obese atheists Roly poly, not so holy



The fit and trim Christian Chuck Norris to serve as a means of comparison

Atheist restaurant

A British atheist on Conservapedia's atheism articles

[15] The British atheist EJamesW on Conservapedia's atheism related articles: "...they're very detailed, thorough and have lots of quotes and citations."



An exchange betwwen the British atheist EJamesW and an evangelical Christian who helped create Conservapedia's articles on atheism:

A Christian editor using the User: Conservative account: "Have you ever once shown that an iota of the material posted on atheism by the User: Conservative account is an error?"

EJamesW: "No."[16]

See: A British atheist on Conservapedia's atheism articles

Tipping the atheist sacred cow of the "atheist superior intellect"





See: Tipping the atheist sacred cow of the "atheist superior intellect"

Naive evolutionists

Naive evolutionists





Richard Dawkins and peanut butter

Richard Dawkins in his native habitat

There are no atheists on turbulent airplanes

See also: There are no atheists on turbulent airplanes

What do atheists NOT eat? What do atheists eat?

See also: What do atheists NOT eat?

NOT eat, please go



To see what atheists DO eat, please see: For a complete list of what atheists doeat, please go HERE To see what atheistseat, please see: Dietary practices of atheists

Atheism, mockery and hypocrisy

See also: Atheism and mockery and Atheist hypocrisy

Historically, atheists often engage in mockery rather than discussion/debate and they often react poorly when satire/humor is directed at atheist ideology (see: Atheism and mockery).[21][22][23]

Atheists Penn and Teller produced a poorly reasoned video disputing the veracity of the Bible which used low grade humor and it was entitled "The Bible is bull****""."[24] (see also: Atheism and the Bible and Bible apologetics website resources). Yet, after producing two videos after being listed in Conservapedia's atheism and obesity article and having a debate challenge directed his way which employed some humor, the atheist Penn Jillette posted a video which declared:

“ I didn't really read the stuff so I guess I can't really comment... I don't tend to react to satire, or sarcasm or irony, I pretty much say what I mean and that is what I react to the most... I do know people and love people who believe...who are Christians and who have belief and who believe this stuff strongly, and as much as I want to argue with them, I don't want to show them disrespect. And I will say that's a ****ing stupid argument, but that's not disrespect.[25] ”

After refusing to debate the Christian apologist Sye Ten Bruggencate, Penn Jillette said, “I’m not trained in debate. It’s turning conversation into competition."[26] See also: Atheism and cowardice

A National Public Radio reviewer of one of atheist Penn Jillette's books found the book "showy and assaultive" in terms of its use of profanity.[27] See: Atheism and profanity

Proof and evidence that atheism is low-class

Svelte Christian Africans vs. donut eating secular Europeans

Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution

see also: Favorite quotes of atheists and Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution and Atheism Quotes and Causes of atheism

Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel

Logo for the Shockofgod YouTube channel

See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism

I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[35]

"We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[36]

"An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[37]

"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[38]

"The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[40]

"What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[41]

A question that causes many atheists to be upset

Because the atheist community is world renowned for its humility, charitableness, good cheer and tolerance (NOT!), Conservapedia created the article Atheism is a clown and it did not know it which contains a question that is quite upsetting to many atheists.

Atheist Frank Zindler: Wise scholar or atheist clown?

Frank Zindler Versus Dr. William Craig Debate

The website TrueOrigin declares concerning the debate between atheist Frank Zindler and Christian philosopher Dr. William Lane Craig:

“ Frank Zindler A leading light in the American Atheists. Isn’t it amazing how so many atheists love evolution and appear to be threatened by the massive scientific evidence for creation? Zindler took the atheism side in an Atheism v. Christianity debate in front of 7,500 people at Willow Creek Community Church, USA. His opponent, Dr William Lane Craig, tore his ignorant arguments to shreds so effectively that many atheists in the audience realised that Zindler had lost the debate. It was presumably to this debate that John Snowden was alluding when he wrote that a representative of the American Atheists, whom he used to support, lost a public debate to a “fundamentalist” (Skeptic 18(3), 1998).[42] ”

See also: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it

Who is the father of atheism ?

Jesus Christ founded Christianity, but who is the father of atheism? Atheism was such a colossal failure that apparently nobody wanted to take credit for being the father of atheism. 'Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan' says a proverb.

The popular Christian YouTube producer Shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father.

Satires of evolution





(photo obtained from Flickr, see license agreement) Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

see also: Satires of evolution

Below are some satires of evolution:

Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has been called "the fat man of Europe"

See also: United Kingdom and obesity and Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

Britain is the birth place of Darwinism.

Professor Terence Stephenson in Measuring Up, a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".[43] In May of 2014, the British paper The Mirror reported that according to the British medical journal Lancet, British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.[44] In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.[45]

Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

Ex-atheist testimonies

Videos on atheism

Atheism website resources

Watch a live or recorded Christian church service

Tips on choosing a Christian church

See also

Postscript







Shockofgod 's challenge to atheists





