A ROTTEN PIECE OF MEAT!

Be the first to fall beneath the slimy feet of the zombies and get to watch the ZILF! apocalypse from the wrong side of the fence between living and being a rotten piece of mobile meat with no one to chew on.

Translation: You're an awesome person and you've decided to help fund this project from the front lines where you'll be privy to the snarky and, hopefully, amusing updates.

But since that sucks, you'll also get a digital download of the cover designed to be used as wallpaper for your computer and my eternal gratitude!

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