My friends know that I am an amazing party organizer. For $2,222, I'll come to your place (or a place of your choice, like your work or whatever -- requiring approval from the venue first) and throw an incredible party the likes of which will never be forgotten (no matter how much you want to). Oh, and a Hang Over. Of epic proportions. RESTRICTIONS: 1. venue must be ok with this party. 2. we can invite whoever you want, but you're going to have to get them to come. I'm not a bathroom party promoter... for now, at least. 3. No drugs or grody kinky stuff. This is a *all in fun and games* party, not some adult swinger sex frenzy. I don't care that it's a lot of money, we're not going there. 4. If the travel will take more than $400 to get there, you have to subsidize the travel separately. If you're International, please keep in mind I will not enter a war zone (or a zone of intense civil unrest, drug kidnappings, or other cray cray danger) or a place I have to wear a burka. It's not that I have anything against burkas, I've just found them to be terribly unflattering on me. My friend has also urged me to include that the party can not be perilous in any way, at my discretion.

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