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Stephan Pastis: Hey, couldn't help but notice you're drawing. I draw, too... a little comic strip called "Pearls Before Swine." Woman: I've heard of that. Stephan Pastis: You have? Woman: Yeah, I keep trying to get it removed from my newspaper. Rat: But she has heard of you. Stephan Pastis: Ha! I bet you're one of those "Family Circus" -loving weirdos! Newly Single Stephan Tries Picking Up Women