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Fuck this guy is giving me all sorts of alfredo thoughts i need this guy to fucking dangle some noodles in my fucking sauce more often shit im creaming.

Bruins Fans React to the Pastrnak Signign

00:00 - 00:02 They just need to sign Pasta already!

00:02 - 00:04 Dammit, Sweens!

00:05 - 00:06 If they trade Pastrnak...

00:07 - 00:08 They won't.

00:08 - 00:11 It's the Bruins.

00:12 - 00:13 Chiarelli fucked us.

00:13 - 00:16 Pasta definitely wants Draisaitl money

00:16 - 00:18 What do you think will happen?

00:18 - 00:22 The Bruins won't pay him, and we're going to trade more talent.

00:22 - 00:25 It's the same thing as Hamilton all over again

00:25 - 00:27 There's no way they're going to give him $8M for 8 years.

00:28 - 00:29 And I honestly don't know what I'll do

00:30 - 00:33 Without my precious noodleman.

00:34 - 00:37 We should have locked him up months ago.

00:37 - 00:38 The Bruins just announced the contract

00:39 - 00:41 Six years, $40 Million

00:41 - 00:44 You're shitting me.