One day in a sunny McDonald's land, Ronald McDonald was sitting under the shade pondering about his dream he had. In it a sexy man with luscious hair appeared before him. He shivered and Ronald got a gigantic erection. He immediately though of very indecent thoughts, causing his mouth to water. He would taste better than a Big Mac, he thought. Then the sexy man introduced himself as Jesus. He had a deep voice that mad Ronald secretly fangirl to himsef. Shivers were running through his McDick. Jesus had an innocent aura around him. Ronald wanted to rub Jesus in his colors.

Ronald watched as Jesus gracefully walked to him. He couldn't hold back as he pushed himself against Jesus wanting to be as close as possible to the sexy beast in front of him. Then he woke up to his damn Mclarm clock.

'Fuck me.' Ronald thought. He then grabbed his special Mcbasket and headed out to be under the shade.

Ronald's mouth watered again at the thought of his dream. Then the sky opened up. Light came from the sky and he heard angles singing. Then he saw Jesus coming down from the Heavens and was advancing towards him. Jesus was now in front of Ronald and he touched Jesus's smooth, sexy, sexy skin. He was real, alright. PRAISE THE LORD!

Ronald tried his best at a seductive smile. Then he grabbed some rope from the Mcbasket.

"Time for bondage play!" Ronald said.

Jesus, without resisting, was tied to a pole by his wrists. Now was the time Ronald could do all the dirty deeds he imagined. He licked Jesus behind his ear, that cause Jesus to feel an electrical shock of pleasure run down his body. Ronald got out a Mcwhip and began slapping Jesus's ass. Jesus moaned out loud, "Ahhhh! Put your holy staff in my oven!"

The Ronald thrust his McDick in Jesus's oven. It was warm as fuck.

"Harder!" Jesus moaned. He did it harder and harder. Then all of the sudden they felt the ground shake. Smoke came out of the ground and revealed a man with platinum hair. He had sexy jet black wings that had scars all over it. He wore all leather and had obscene tattoos all over his ripped body. He had a six pack and was pale as death. Ronald would kill for him.

"Well, well Jesus..." said the mysterious guy in a smokers voice.

"Satan! I...I...I love him!" proclaimed Jesus defiantly.

"He, he, he…. I want you both." Satan chuckled.

Then Satan put his demonic staff in Ronald's frier as Ronald put his McDick in Jesus's oven.