Phone in Bed / by C-Section Comics

I used to count a lot of sheep

just before I went to sleep

but now I take my phone to bed,

it helps relax my weary head.

A YouTube vid with funny cats,

news article ’bout democrats,

another WhatsApp message – beep –

my phone will help me go to sleep.

And when I finally turn it off

disturbing thoughts my mind would cough:

Work, death, who said earthquake?

my sanity is here at stake.

Who wants to be awake ’till dawn?

Not me! I’ll turn my phone back on.

I sure don’t want to stay awake,

a new approach I’ll therefore take:

Get ready Brazzers, here I come!

(pun intended, roll the drum),

I’m going on a jerkoff blitz –

instead of sheep, I’m counting tits!

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Got till here? Don’t leave so soon.

Check out this related toon:

“Phone addiction? Read the contract:

You’ll be making less eye contact.”