This was emailed to me and I have no idea who authored it so I can’t take credit or give it. Enjoy

SEC/Middle east comparison

ALABAMA : Saudi Arabia . Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and successions in leaders. Surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see below), with a prick in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing them down.





LSU: Iran . Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader.





TENNESSEE : Iraq . Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it’s allover.





FLORIDA : Syria . Evil douche bags who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.





GEORGIA : Kuwait . Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still vulnerable to Iraq .





AUBURN : Al Qaeda. No country just a movement of disgruntled fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing the Arabians for 6 years is the crowning achievement in their history. Signing day was a major setback to the movement. They’ll be looking for a new leader soon.





ARKANSAS : Palestinian territories. No one really cares or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in rankings)





MISSISSIPPI STATE : Qatar . Where the hell is Qatar ?





OLE MISS: Afghanistan . Not much going for it, but hot women.





VANDERBILT: Israel . Just leave them alone for God’s sake. What did they ever do to you?





: KENTUCKY : Morocco . Not really part of the Middle East . Has other things to do than fight (or play football)





SOUTH CAROLINA : Libya . Had a charismatic leader in a land of nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he doesn’t have a whole hell of a lot to back it up with.