On August 30th, Kanye West announced his campaign for the presidency of the United States in 2020.

It is possible, and maybe even probable, that Kanye West will become president of the United States in 2020. Here is the hypothetical way it could happen.

The first step towards Kanye West becoming the president of the United States involves a video. The video starts with Kanye West explaining why, on June 7th, 2016, he will vote for Bernie Sanders in the California Democratic Primary,

Next, West explains why he supports the Sanders campaign, broadly speaking, Sanders is the most committed to (1) reforming America’s racist gulag archipelago, and (2) improving the life of the working people of the country.

The second step is West forming, and leading three organizations dedicated to solving three pressing issues: violence in the South and West Sides of Chicago, bad internet, and fashion.

_________ is a organization that provides generous and inexpensive loans and advice to worker owned businesses (i.e, restaurants, startups, theaters, cinema clubs, bars, clothing stores, construction firms) that want to start up in the_________. _________ uses its collective purchasing power to rent out a large number of storefronts for office space and provide these to its members.

_________ cofounds a group called ___ ___ ___that has the goal of reducing the number of shootings to zero. ___ ___ ___t hires mediators, hosts events at churches, calls upon _________ to achieve peace.

By the end of 2016, there are Zero Shootings in _________.

Continued in Part Two