The Radio Girl and Futaba Sana

5.3.1

[Felicia is in class]

Felicia: "Why do I have to do something that's not witch hunting?"

"Ahh, this is boring, it's a pain, I don't wanna."

"If we're just going to be investigating a little, I'd rather be slacking off at home."

[the bell rings]

Felicia: (School's out, I'll get away with a dash!)

[she senses something]

Felicia: (This magic, it's Tsuruno!)

"gnnn..."

(She might be waiting to ambush me... so I'll...)

[Felicia moves to the music room in school]

Felicia: "Hehe"

(There aren't any people around her, so I can jump down and be off in a flash.)

[she makes her escape and is now on the streets]

Felicia: "Not here..."

(Now then, I'll stop by the candy store and go watch TV at home!)

"Heh, too bad, Tsuruno."

someone: "Too bad, Felicia."

Felicia: "Huh?"

Tsuruno: "I've got you now!"

[she hits Felicia with something]

Felicia: "Ow!"

"What are you doing here!?"

Tsuruno: "Eh-hehe"

"Your big sister here saw right through you!"

Felicia: "Aw come on..."

"Fine, I lose... I just have to help you, right?"

Tsuruno: "Yep, let's go!"

Felicia: "..."

"Why are you holding my hand?"

Tsuruno: "That's what friends do, right?"

Felicia: "Stop it! It's embarrassing!"

[she struggles to free her hand]

Tsuruno: "If I let go, you'll just run away, right?"

Felicia: "Gnh..."

"...I'm just not made for this investigation, stuff, okay?"

Tsuruno: "I thought you'd say that."

Felicia: "Huh?"

Tsuruno: "What I mean is, I figured out how to do all our investigating at once."

Felicia: "Really? How?"

Tsuruno: "Well..."

5.3.2

Tsuruno: "If you play word association, you'll easily find out what my investigation method is."

"When I say *magical girl*, you say *rumor*"

"When I say *rumor*, you say Wings of Magius"

"When I say Wings of Magius, you say Amane Tsukuyo"

Felicia: "Huh? Amane Tsukuyo? Who's that?"

Tsuruno: "You know, one of the white Wings of Magius, one of the twins!"

[flashback]

Tsukuyo: "I am Amane Tsukuyo, a White Feather of the Wings of Magius."

[back to present]

Felicia: "The really polite one!" [Tsukuyo used a humble form of speech]

Tsuruno: "Yes, her!"

"Basically:"

"When I say Amane Tsukuyo, you say Mizuna Girls' Academy Uniform!!"

"So now we're going to go to Mizuna Girls' Academy..."

"And we'll carry out the Capture Amane Tsukuyo Plan!"

Felicia: "Capture... I like that! Now you've got my interest!"

Tsuruno: "All we have to do is ask someone familiar about the "Radio Girl" and rumors!"

[they're at the school]

Felicia: "Well, we're here now, but hasn't everyone gone home by now?"

Tsuruno: "I made sure to cover for that, so don't worry!"

"I called the school, pretending to be one of her relatives!"

"I told them that I would pick her up, so have her wait for me."

Felicia: "Ooh."

Tsuruno: "And now, I'm going to call them again."

"I'll say that I unfortunately can't pick her up, so she can leave now."

"And then when she comes out..."

Felicia: "Then we nab her!"

"You really are smart, Tsuruno!"

Tsuruno: "Ahem."

Felicia: "You'd make a great villain!"

Tsuruno: "Wha!? A villain?"

"I'm a Magical Girl of Justice!"

[brief fade out]

Tsukuyo: "I wonder why they called the school..."

"Today certainly is the day for my practice, so of course they'd come pick me up..."

"But there was something strange..."

Felicia: "Now!"

Tsuruno: "I've caught one!"

Tsukuyo: "Kyaaah!?"

"I-it's you! Yui Tsuruno and Mitsuki Felicia!"

"Why did you know I came to this school?"

Tsuruno: "We saw your uniform before."

Tsukuyo: "Ah, I was careless..."

"Was that call from earlier your doing, perchance?"

Tsuruno: "Ehehe, surprised?"

Tsukuyo: "What a vile thing to do... That's like a kidnapper's methods."

Tsuruno: "Ah, I guess she was right..."

"Um, uh... Sorry?"

Tsukuyo: "Ah, don't worry, I don't mind..."

"No wait, I do mind!"

"What exactly do you want with me?"

Tsuruno: "We have a few questions we'd like to ask you, so would you come somewhere with us to talk?"

Tsukuyo: "Is this..."

"Is this an interrogation? Will I be tortured?"

Tsuruno: "No, that would be cruel."

Felicia: "Yeah, we just want to talk with you."

5.3.3

Felicia: "This cream soda ice cream is really tasty!"

Tsuruno: "Oh, really?"

"Can I have a bite?"

Felicia: "Eh? No way, you have your own mixed juice."

Tsuruno: "Then we can trade?"

Felicia: "Sure, I'd be down for that."

Tsukuyo: "Umm..."

"We didn't come to have tea and act friendly with each other, did we?"

"As I informed you earlier, I am short on time."

"If you could, please make this brief."

Tsuruno: "Ehehe, sorry about that. There's something we were curious about."

Felicia: Slurrrrrrrp

Tsuruno: "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

"Felicia, you drank all my juice!"

Felicia: "Well, that was one mouthful."

Tsuruno: "That was all of it! That's mean!"

Tsukuyo: "Please hurry..."

"I'll give you my juice if you'd like..."

Tsuruno: "Really!?"

"Thanks! You're a good person, Tsukuyo-chan!"

Tsukuyo: "I did receive a suitable education from my grandmother, after all."

"...that is, please stop interrupting me while I speak."

Tsuruno: "Ehe, sorry?"

"There's something we were curious about, so we wanted to ask you."

Tsukuyo: "Might you be interested in the release of magical girls!?"

"If one as strong as you were to join us, we'd be blessed with the strength of a hundred!"

Tsuruno: "No, you've jumped to conclusions too soon."

Tsukuyo: "By which you mean?"

Felicia: "We're actually interested in the *rumors* that you guys protect."

Tsukuyo: "I- I knew it! Is this an interrogation?"

Felicia: "You just have to answer us...?"

Tsukuyo: "W-what would you like to hear about?"

Felicia: "The truth behind the rumor of the radio tower."

Tsukuyo: "No way, you've noticed what we've been doing over there?"

Felicia: "Huh?"

Tsukuyo: "Ah..."

"Ahem, that was quite an impressive leading question..."

Felicia: "Woah, she totally self-destructed!"

"Come on, tell us what you're doing!"

Tsukuyo: "I certainly cannot answer that!"

[she disappears]

Felicia: "Ah, she made a break for it!"

Tsuruno: "Let's chase her, Felicia!"

Felicia: "Yeah!"

5.3.4

Tsuruno: "There are two of us, so she can't get away so easily!"

Felicia: "I'll zoom after her and swish, snatch her up!"

Tsuruno: "Ah hah hah!"

Felicia: "Nya ha ha!"

[screen wipe]

Tsukuyo: "Ngh, how villainous..."

[screen wipe]

manager dude: "Excuse me, maam, the bill!"

Tsuruno: "Ah, oh no!"

"Felicia, go ahead! I've gotta pay!"

Felicia: "Even without Tsuruno I'll get her in a flash!"

"Man, it's so fun hunting down prey!"

[outside]

Felicia is panting.

Felicia: (Man, she's really fast...)

(Ah, there's someone over there...)

"Hehe, that's right."

"Heeey! You over there!"

"Catch her!"

"She dined and dashed!!"

[screen wipe]

Tsukuyo: "ehhHH!?!?"

"I-I guess I certainly forgot to pay!"

"..."

"But I gave her my mixed juice!"

"What a false accusation."

[screen wipe]

Felicia: "Hurry up, catch her!"

???(actually Homura): "Uh, you mean... me?"

Felicia: "Hur-ry-up!"

Homura: "Um, uh..."

[she transforms]

Homura: "Alright!!"

Felicia: "Ehh? A magical girl!?"

Tsukuyo: "You're a magical girl!?"

[battle against Tsukuyo]

Tsukuyo: "pant... pant... Attacking me two on one..."

"More importantly, you over there!"

"Are you insane, using firearms!?"

Homura: "Um... I'm sorry..."

"I don't have a weapon of my own..."

Felicia: "But that was *super awesome*, though! Like an action movie!"

Homura: "You think so?"

"That's the first time anyone's ever told me that..."

"But I'm glad it proved to be helpful."

Tsukuyo: "Well, you don't know yet whether it proved to be helpful."

"No matter how much you corner me, once I escape it will all be for naught."

[she runs away]

Felicia: "Ah, she got away!"

Tsuruno: "But the Strongest Magical Girl, Yui Tsuruno, won't let anyone escape!"

Tsukuyo: "Tch..."

Tsuruno: "You gave me your juice, so you don't have to pay me, but instead you will tell us about *rumors*!"

Homura: (This city's... rumors...?)

Tsukuyo: "I am afraid I'm unable to inform you about that."

"To say it would be an unspeakable act of betrayal as a White Wing."

"Even if you were to interrogate me, I would bite my own tongue off before telling you."

"...but if you could let me go..."

"If I am late for practice, my grandmother will be angry with me..."

Tsuruno: "Hm..."

[her phone rings]

Tsuruno: "Ah, my phone?"

"Hello, Yachiyo?"

Yachiyo: "Tsuruno: We've found something about the Radio Girl."

Tsuruno: "Really? That's Master Yachiyo for you!"

"Well, what is it?"

Yachiyo: "The voice seems to be of a student of Mizuna Girls' Academy."

"If you have time, could you look into it?"

Tsuruno: "Oho, Mizuna Girls' Academy..."

"Heeheehee!"

Yachiyo: "What's with the funny laugh?"

Tsuruno: "I was thinking, how convenient..."

Yachiyo: "What do you mean?"

Tsuruno: "I'll ask!"

[back to talking with Tsukuyo]

Tsuruno: "So basically..."

Tsukuyo: "What is it?"

Tsuruno: "If you won't tell us about *rumors*, at least tell us this."

Tsukuyo: "..."

Tsuruno: "Whose voice is the Radio Girl?"

Tsukuyo: "!??"

"Th-that's..."

"I guess I have no choice..."

"If you'll let me go, I'll tell you this much..."

"The voice is of one of our students..."

"A girl named 'Futaba Sana'..."

5.3.5

Tsukuyo: "Ahh, I am going to be late!"

"I'll remember what you've done to me!"

"...And before too long..."

[she leaves]

Tsuruno: "Hmm, maybe we went a little too far..."

Felicia: "Nothing we can do about it now."

Tsuruno: "Anyway, I'll call Yachiyo."

"I've got to tell her what we learned."

Felicia: "Okay."

"Oh yeah, thanks for helping before, we were able to ask her what we needed."

Homura: "No problem."

"Umm..."

Felicia: "Hm?"

Homura: "You two are investigating rumors?"

Felicia: "Yeah, the 'Radio Girl' rumor."

"Are you investigating something too?"

Homura: "Um, no, I'm not, but my magical girl senpai is..."

"She went to look into rumors, but she didn't come back..."

Felicia: "Uwah, seriously?"

"Maybe she got involved in a *rumor*?"

Homura: "It seems like that, after all..."

"What should I do..."

"My friend and I became worried, so we came to search..."

Homura: "But I got separated from her..."

Felicia: "Seems like a lot of trouble."

Homura: "Have you seen a magical girl who uses ribbons?"

Felicia: "Ribbons? Someone not from Kamihama?"

"I wouldn't know her then."

Homura: "Oh, of course..."

Tsuruno: "Alright, finished the phone call! We're going to meet up with them now!"

"Somehow, we've picked up another magical girl!"

Felicia: "Whadda you mean?"

Tsuruno: "It seems they ran into a magical girl looking for her senpai..."

"She got separated from her friend she was searching with."

"Seems it's related to *rumors*."

"So if we search for rumors together, then we'll find both together."

"So she's going to be working with us."

Felicia: "Just like you."

Homura: "Ah, yeah..."

"Um, uh, did you hear what her name was?"

Tsuruno: "I think they said she was 'Kaname Madoka'!"

Homura: "It was Kaname-san after all!"

Tsuruno: "Ah, someone you know?"

Homura: "Yes! Um, can I come along with you?"

Tsuruno: "Certainly! Let's go!"

Homura: "Thank you so much!"

"Um, my name is Akemi Homura. Nice to meet you!"

[battle]

Homura: "Kaname-san!"

Madoka: "Homura-chan!"

Yachiyo: "I'm amazed that they happened to be friends."

Iroha: "It's a small world."

Homura: "Kaname-san, did you find Tomoe-san?"

Madoka: "No, I didn't..."

"Homura-chan, you weren't able to find her either?"

Homura: "Yeah, I went looking all over but..."

Madoka: "I see..."

Iroha: "......huh?"

"Tomoe-san?"

Yachiyo: "Mami?"

[they look on edge]

Tsuruno: "Tomoe Mami!?"

Felicia: "Mm, who's that?"

Madoka: "Huh? You know her?"

Iroha: "More than just know her..."

Tsuruno: "Yeah!"

"She was under the impression that Iroha-chan was a witch in human form!"

Madoka: "Eh!?"

"So when she warned us to watch out before coming here..."

"She was referring to Iroha-chan!?"

Iroha: "Is that how she still thinks of me..."

Madoka: "Ah, uh, um, i-it's okay!"

"I don't think you are a witch, Iroha-chan!"

Iroha: "Thanks, Madoka-chan!"

Homura: "...Umm, are you sure she's not a witch?"

Madoka: "Ho-Homura-chan!"

Homura: "But... you never really know..."

Yachiyo: "If you're that afraid, you don't have to work with us."

"If that's the case, then we'll just go search for the *rumor*."

"You two can focus on searching for Tomoe Mami-san."

Homura: "..."

Madoka: "It's okay, Homura-chan!"

"I've been with Iroha-chan and nothing happened!"

"And also, we beat a witch together."

Homura: "If that's the case..."

"...Okay, I got it."

"I'm sorry for doubting you. Can we still work together?"

Mini Kyubey choices: "You should turn them down." and "Let's go with them." (I'll go with the latter)

Iroha: (That's right, they're searching for Tomoe-san as hard as they can...)

"That's fine, it's okay to be cautious. I don't mind at all."

Homura: "Thank you so much..."

Iroha: "I hope you can find Tomoe-san."

Homura: "Yes."

Yachiyo: "Well then, we should exchange contact information."

Iroha: "Yeah, we should."

"..."

"Ugh, I can't take this anymore..."

Yachiyo: "Another prank message?"

Iroha: "Yes..."

[fade to black]

"Save the girl I am imprisoning."