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I was comfy in my straw tomb

But then Hell ran out of room

And the earth I now must walk

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And so I keep pursuin’

All the teenagers a’wooin’

And my hunger can’t be stopped

de deet diddle dee deet

I already ate a lion

He never stopped his cryin’

As we shambled down the block

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And that heart I thought was iron

Just turned out to be tin wire

And my hunger can’t be stopped

So why

Did I arise

You’d think this can’t be real

Man I could really go for Kansas veal

But right away

I’d want more still

The good witch was like custard

The bad one smelt of mustard

From the Wizard I made stock

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

Then I ate up Emerald City

All those little guys were minty

Yet my hunger can’t be stopped

Wear this shirt: when going to buy axes and ammo.

Don’t wear this shirt: when debating on the Internet. Nobody likes a straw man.

This shirt tells the world: “Barbara? I thought this was Dorothy’s house? Hey, you guys said this was Dorothy’s house!”

We call this color: L. Frank Brown

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