*Germany 🇩🇪 has gone to Russia 🇷🇺 twice unprepared*1. First it was World War 🔫_2. Now Fifa World Cup⚽_*I wasnt sleeping during history lessons* #KORGER

Germany have packed their bags and are already on their way home. The squad left the Kazan Arena and headed straight for the airport. pic.twitter.com/5AjXp9e44c

Re: Korea defeating Germany, thus allowing Mexico to progress to the next round--this video of Mexican fans bumrushing the Korean embassy in Mexico City to thank the ambassador personally, and forcing him to down tequila shots is so beautiful and perfect 😂 #KORGER

South Korea beat Germany today, which kept Mexico in #WorldCup . As a thank you, @Aeromexico is offering 20% off flights to Seoul. Brilliant. https://t.co/dqRasXSQB6

Germany really need to take a leaf out of England’s book.



Forget winter breaks, forget fan owned clubs, forget investing in facilities and coaching.



What they need to do is pin all their hopes on one striker and get the whole team playing darts and riding inflatable unicorns.