So, there seem to be a bunch of idiots on Tumblr who think that they’re the next Bling Ring. Except instead of being upper-class LA kids stealing from other, even more upper-class LA kids, they’re young women and girls who post about their hauls and then frantically scrabble for excuses when people object.

I strongly doubt there’ll be a Lifetime movie adaptation. Or one starring Emma Watson.

Know Your Meme: Tumblr Shoplifting Fandom.



Tumblr’s Shoplifting Community Puts ‘The Bling Ring’ to Shame - Bustle.



Inside Tumblr’s teen shoplifting subculture - The Daily Dot.



Plebcomics beating me to the punch again.

Endgaem pointing out the holes in the “kleptomania” excuse.



The cat thing, which I sincerely hope is a joke.

And yes, I literally sat down and went “okay, what are three things that tumblr likes that I can crossover that would be more ridiculous than SuperWhoLock?”