Enter your first name:

You are: Male Female An orang-outan

Toughness:



Select the choice which best describes your attitude towards pain.



Answer these questions honestly, now, or you won't get your True Viking Name! Safewords are for wimps. My bruises have bruises. And I like it that way. No pain, no gain. I try to avoid pain if at all possible. I simply can't sleep with all those lumpy pine needles under my air mattress!

Favorite Animal:



Select the animal which you find most appealing. Wolf Stallion Cow Bunny Rabbit Duck-billed Platypus

Meat:



Select the choice which best describes the way you would order a steak. Bloody Rare Medium Well done I'm a vegetarian. I'd rather have tofu.

Drink:



Select the tasty alcoholic beverage closest to your usual preference. If you're a nondrinker, pick the one closest to what you would drink if you were a drinker. Everclear Scotch Beer Mead One of them sissy drinks with a paper umbrella and a slice of pineapple.

Other People:



Select the choice which best describes your attitude towards other people. I'd climb over the bloody back of my best friend wearing hobnailed boots in order to get what I want. Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions. Eh. I can take 'em or leave 'em. I like people, and make lots of friends wherever I go. I do everything I can to help other people succeed, and think nobody should ever be excluded from doing anything they want to do.

Courtesy:



Select the choice which best describes your feelings about courtesy. Courtesy is for people who don't have the guts to be honest. I'm courteous to my social betters. Anybody below me, though, gets nothing. I'm courteous to people who are courteous to me. I'm always courteous to other people. At least to their faces. I'm always courteous to other people, even if they treat me like dirt.