This week the USA Today published an article about marijuana smuggling out of Colorado, and an accompanying graphic was a little off the mark:

Can anyone name that grey state right below Colorado in this map? @USATODAY pic.twitter.com/Rqe2vMCU5W — Neal Boortz (@Talkmaster) June 2, 2018

Shout out to USA Today for having no idea where Colorado is on a map. ?? pic.twitter.com/4SMuNXWVzw — SindyDoll (@SindyDoll4) June 1, 2018

Wow, that’s the chainsaw bayonet of maps!

Iowahawk did his stuff:

OMG Colorado ships so much weed out of Wyoming it doesn't have any left pic.twitter.com/YvLUI9pfgg — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

Vermont: "no thanks, we're good" — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

Don't be a square, man — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

State Shapes, Ranked

1. Texas

2. Michigan (LP)

3. Tennessee — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

50. Maryland It's a complete disaster of geographical aesthetics tbh pic.twitter.com/x51CSo7PRK — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

LOL look at Colorado trying to pretend it's not square pic.twitter.com/pwCmUwB6Pq — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

Iowans embrace our 90 degree polygon nature pic.twitter.com/GV8vLnRevY — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

Why is Kossuth County twice as big as all the others? Because Iowa has 99 counties, and 100 would see just a little pretentious — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 2, 2018

Ok, now our sides hurt.