This is a petition for Harrison Barnes, number 40 and small forward of the Golden State Warriors, to cease Tweeting immediately and that his Twitter account be deactivated until *further notice.

In modeling the Warriors after the Spurs organization (lol), we Dub Nation draw upon on the infinite wisdom of veteran Spurs power forward LaMarcus Aldridge, who on January 26, 2016, after losing by 30 pts and scoring only 5 pts against the Warriors, deactivated his Twitter account. Since that game, LaMarcus Aldridge has been averaging 20.9 points per game. We would like Harrison Barnes to average 20.9 points per game, but we would also settle for more made wide open layups.

We also call upon Jim Barnett to refrain from referring to Harrison Barnes as "the Senator" until Barnes makes the senatorial decision and deactivates his Twitter account. We ask that Ros Gold-Onwude stop talking to Barnes until he becomes a man.

Figure it out Harrison and delete that Twitter account.



* Further notice is dependent upon whether or not Harrison Barnes learns how to make a layup, drive to the basket, refrain from passing the ball to a ghost mid-court, stop second guessing himself, is no longer referred to as a scrub, and finally learn how to play basketball in a contract year.