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Details the moment when Crooked Hillary realized her campaign was over.

00:00 - 00:03 Trump just finished speaking at a rally in Charlestown, West Virginia.

00:04 - 00:05 Tomorrow, he's holding rallies in both Omaha, Nebraska,

00:05 - 00:07 and Eugene, Oregon, the stronghold of hipster cucks in the Northwest.

00:08 - 00:12 Then on Saturday, he's appearing in Spokane, Washington,

00:12 - 00:15 at the Convention Center, overlooking the Spokane River.

00:17 - 00:19 Soros has ads for protesters on Eugene's Craigslist.

00:19 - 00:22 BLM will whip those worthless hipsters into a frenzy.

00:24 - 00:26 Madame Secretary ...

00:27 - 00:28 Protesters ...

00:31 - 00:33 Protesters only succeed in getting Trump more votes.

00:34 - 00:36 He won Illinois after Chicago, and polls show him crushing California.

00:53 - 00:58 The following people will stay here: Huma Abedin, Dana Milbank, Nate Silver and Chris Matthews.

01:13 - 01:15 This was supposed to be my turn!

01:15 - 01:17 I got Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC on my side!

01:18 - 01:23 The New York Times and the Washington Post do nothing but trumpet my propaganda!

01:25 - 01:28 The media's used every trick in their book.

01:29 - 01:31 They called him a racist, a sexist, a xenophobe.

01:31 - 01:34 But it's only making him stronger!

01:34 - 01:37 You think it's Kryptonite to Superman, but it's actually spinach to Popeye!

01:37 - 01:40 And what rhesus monkey came up with the idea of calling him Dangerous Donald?!

01:40 - 01:42 Madame Secretary, we ran that through countless focus groups.

01:42 - 01:46 I pay $4 million to learn how to stump Trump and this is the best we've got?

01:46 - 01:48 Madame Secretary, we've still got the Woman Card.

01:48 - 01:52 That might have worked if we didn't use the international symbol for the ladies' room!

01:53 - 01:54 Nobody's even buying them!

01:56 - 01:57 You useless twats who majored in political science

01:57 - 02:00 because you thought it would get you laid.

02:00 - 02:03 Do they even teach you how to wipe your ass in pundit school?!

02:04 - 02:08 You might as well have taken lesbian dance therapy. At least you'd have a skill to fall back on.

02:08 - 02:13 With all your credentials, not one of you can tell me how to stop an orange-faced baboon with no political experience from becoming president.

02:14 - 02:16 How am I going to beat Trump with all his High Energy,

02:17 - 02:21 when I'm still struggling against a senile old cuck who thinks he's Stalin?!

02:27 - 02:29 I still don't know why I'm still not clinching the younger women demographic.

02:30 - 02:34 I mean, I am "a battle-tested warrior for women and children" after all.

02:34 - 02:36 I'm fighting for us as the women's candidate.

02:41 - 02:42 God damn, Bill.

02:43 - 02:47 All these years he's been preying on other women, and like a dumbass, I've been protecting him.

02:48 - 02:53 I think he's passive-aggressively torpedoing my campaign.

02:54 - 02:56 Yelling at those BLM thugs ...

02:56 - 02:59 Yesterday I saw a meme of Trump choosing Monica Lewinsky as his running mate!

03:00 - 03:02 All I get are memes about Elizabeth "The Indian" Warren!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, Anna. Elizabeth Warren isn't REALLY an Indian.

03:14 - 03:16 History books won't remember my accomplishments, no.

03:19 - 03:23 They'll write about how Trump trolled me with that goddamn taco bowl

03:25 - 03:26 Why did I say "Hispanics?"

03:31 - 03:33 My campaign is done.

03:40 - 03:46 At least when I get sent to prison, they'll name Season 3 of Orange Is the New Black after me.

03:46 - 03:49 Who's got the TV show now, Donald?