So Christmas is over and people are already back to being their regular jerkbag selves, but before I put Santa to bed here's the R2-D2/C-3PO lamp built by artist Gordon Tarpley that was inspired by the sexy lady leg lamp in A Christmas Story. Never seen A Christmas Story? Join the club. I've tried to watch it several times but I always get distracted. I seriously have the attention span.... "Of what?" Huh? "You were saying something about your attention span?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who I hope had a wonderful Christmas but only has a mediocre New Years.