Here is the first paragraph of the post titled “Danielle Fishel’s ‘Doughnut In The Sky’ illuminati dance and poem (Season 1 Episode 4: Cory’s Alternative Friends)” on Disney’s Boy Meets World Illuminati Tumblr:

Here we’ll examine the illuminati, freemason, and occult symbolism and meanings on Disney’s Boy Meets World. We will analyze how these actors and actresses from Boy Meets World worship satan and how they’re connected to the Illuminati and Freemasonry.

What follows is over 6,000 words of the most meandering, spellbinding, tin-foil-hat nonsense I have ever read. I still haven’t decided for sure if it’s legit or the single greatest piece of satire in history, but in either case, I really can’t recommend it highly enough. In the course of trying to explain why the “Doughnut Dance” that Topanga does in the episode in question is actually chock-full of secret Illuminati symbols and propaganda, it touches on mind control, hidden messages in music videos and children’s movies, Jersey Shore, Jay-Z and Beyonce, the history of the Freemasons and the occult, Katy Perry, and James Franco being an Illuminati puppet, all with “irrefutable” visual evidence to back it up. We’ve encountered Boy Meets World Illuminati theories before, but this … this is simply amazing.

Here are some of the highlights:

The “doughnut in the sky” dance doesn’t have any physical doughnuts in the dance and in the poem it’s not even about doughnuts falling down from the sky. It’s completely different. This poem isn’t even about doughnuts in any shape or form. The hand sign for the “doughnuts in the sky” is forming a triangle with your hands which is a pyramid not a circle or an oval. It’s meant to form your hands with a triangle. It’s a symbolic meaning and it’s related to the illuminati that dates back to the Egyptian Gods and Lucifer who fell from Heaven because he didn’t obey God. Don’t be fooled by their lies. Danielle Fishel and these kids obviously know the difference between a triangle and a circle.

I challenge you to find a single hole in that logic. Just one. I’ll wait.

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That’s what I thought. Moving on.