At first, I saw the envelope and it said from Ohio, so I thought it was my grandmother who lived there. Then I opened it and low and behold, there is a dick Spider Assembly kit! And I was like wtf? I know grandma has raunchy humor but that's just odd. I then opened the note, which made wayyy more sense! My Santa is a game designer that's a sophomore in college and made the dick Spider Assembly Kit himself! I think it's hilarious and I know of a few places where my friends and boyfriend will love it!!

He even apologized for the vulgarity (because, I'm a classy girl) , but I did state I have cards against humanity, which has already makes me a horrible person. But thank you Santa!! This will go perfectly with my new years plans! Good luck on your future games!!

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