Lest Waco's semi-controversial new burger joint, Fat Ho Burgers, need even more attention, Dallas-based soul artist Quentin Moore has now penned a jingle for the joint that we're pretty sure no one actually commissioned, wherein he promises that Fat Ho's burgers are as "juicy as they want to be." Sexy stuff, indeed. Check out his video after the jump.

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's pimpin', pimpin'.