DONALD Trump believes that owning golf courses is something British people find impressive, it has emerged.

The Republican presidential candidate responded to UK criticism of his remarks about ‘no-go areas’ in London by highlighting his ownership of several British courses, seemingly unaware that most Britons think golf is a game for complete arseholes.

Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “To play golf is bad, to play it professionally is appalling, but to actually own a golf course – and to think that is somehow a good thing – is almost unimaginably dickish.

“I’d be more impressed with him if he threw bags of heroin out of his helicopter over a school playground.”

Helen Archer, from Peterborough, added: “I didn’t realise he owned golf courses. I thought it was just vile casinos and ugly skyscrapers full of ghastly, gold-plated shit that cheapens and demeans all who set eyes on it.

“So he actually owns those places where middle class twats can tell sexist jokes and congratulate each other on the price of their motor cars?

“Ban the fucker.”