The United Kingdom has descended into chaos today after Jeremy Corbyn was announced to be the winner of the Labour leadership election. He went on to reveal himself to be the Antichrist.

Wearing only a hooded black velvet robe, Corbyn stood in front of a large group of acolytes and made his announcement.

“You were all warned. Conservative and Labour party members alike warned you against me. Yet in your greed and ignorance you voted for me anyway. And it is on this day that the United

Kingdom will descend into the fiery pits of Hell, for I am the one true way – the Antichrist. Those who follow me shall be rewarded. Those who fight against me shall be severely punished. The end times are nigh and I will have no mercy on your souls,” pronounced Corbyn.

Since the announcement there have been reports of human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, and mass hysteria sweeping the streets of the U.K.

“I bloody warned you!”, shouted Tony Blair from the top of his ivory tower, “What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!”

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