We say again: 'Chobits' was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an aspiration...

Oh, goody! Robyn did another "Week in Garbage Men" post about men who want to go their own way with robot sex dolls so they won't be ruined by mean terrible actual human women, and boy oh boy, did that ever bring out the Deep Thinkerers -- who mostly repeated the same misogynist talking points already mocked in the article. That means your Dear Shitferbrains is... sloppy seconds from a sex doll? Eew.

And why couldn't any of our deletia have been about MGTOW poetry, huh? That was in the article, too, damn it.

Thank heavens, "Undead Chronic" and others of his ilk showed up to set us straight on a few things. "Undead Chronic" appears to have sworn off not only women, but also capital letters:

the point of the doll is to be a replacement for women... no child support no nagging and most of all no feminism!

ahhh another women jusding which men should be fathers. Here is a hot take all single mothers are trash.

as a woman you have no place to judge what a father is or should be. I dont care if you are a single mother. but if you are you are trash

Clearly a superior thinker, "Undead Chronic" also disputed the notion that a sex doll costing $10,000 could ever replace a real live girl. Because it would be so much better, haw-haw-haw:

Faulty premise, any self respecting MGTOW wont tie himself down with a high depreciating asset ehhh I mean woman

When someone pointed out that men blow plenty of money on cars and other assets, he had a very witty reply, too:

a car can be sold, a house can be sold. A wife will rape you in divorce court take half your assets, demand alimony and child support and stop having sex with you.

He seems nice.

In the process, "Undead Chronic" seems to have accidentally repurposed a plot point from Starship Troopers:

woman shouldn't be allowed the vote if they dont have to serve in the draft. so the majority of voters never earned that privilege. and boom welfare for leeches aka single mothers and the fall of the west

Wouldn't you just love having this guy in a political science class? When someone pointed out he was simply borrowing, badly, from Robert Heinlein (or, more likely, Paul Verhoeven, since what are the chances this guy reads?), "Undead Chronic" explained,

I am saying that womens' responsibilities do not equal that of men so why should they enjoy the same rights? It is not a fair system. This is gynocentricism

Yup, what with all the defending of the homeland from barbarian hordes we're always at. Where are the giant bugs when you need 'em? Not to eat this guy, mind you; that would violate the commenting rules. We're thinking more in terms of improving his social skills, by example.

NOTE FROM ROBYN!: This guy's name looked familiar to me, so I did a quick Twitter search and LO AND BEHOLD, one of his four tweets was this tweet to me.

Cats And Dildos is obviously Wonkette's new house band's name. We will play many femisist anthems.

Also, this Undead Chronic fellow has a YouTube channel. Perhaps There are only like 6 videos on it, including this one all about how the decline of bar culture is really a swell thing for men because they are "evil anti-male establishments" because of all the drink buying for ladies that goes on inside of them.

Clearly, someone is hoping to be a MGTOW celebrity! -- ROBYN OUT.

Then there was "Spook You," who offered this not at all whiny explanation of why economic prosperity and changing gender roles have made AI sex robots an absolute necessity for men, who no longer have any useful role in Our Feminized Culture:

Everyone including the MGTOW guys know women have never and will never need men physically, sexually, or emotionally. This is why there will never be a demand for male sex robots by women. For most of human history women have only been with men because they needed men in order to survive. Women needed men for protection, resources, social status, and sperm. In modern society, women don't need men and they have made that abundantly clear. Because it is the nature of men to want to be needed by women, sex robots and AI are the only realistic alternative for the men of the future to full fill his natural desires. So it's not really about trying to replace women since it's us men who are replaceable.

The idea that men and women might actually like each other's company seems not to have occurred to him at all. Go figure!

"Jared Jackson" found himself a perfect simile, and damned if any liberal feminist was going to take it away from him:

Feminist still think that men are the same as women. The equivalence of the male sex robot is the government specifically where women are handed public assistance, affirmative action even as a majority in college and divorce laws that can allow women to extract resources and replacing the man. Remember? "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." Japan will be your future to look forward to. This will inevitably happen regardless of a movement or not.

We're not sure whether "Japan will be your future" was about that country's economic doldrums of the past couple decades, or the beautiful dream of anime-eyed sexbots, or both. But yeah, the welfare state is a sexbot, only for women. Totally the same thing. More from this genius thinker:

They thought this was going to happen when they made advance didols for women. The female equivalent of the mgtow was the public assistance system in the 70s where women divorced at rates up to 70% and collected billions/trillions in welfare, alimomy, child support and section 8. Remember? A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle?? Status isnt artificial, the removal of a dependence on status and resources is artificial.

Children from single mother households also are composed of the majority of rapists, murderers, criminals, homeless in America. Single mothers also has a damn near Monopoly on child abuse and fatalities many of which get off for little to no time for killing their kids. That means that almost all of them are receiving some sort of assistance. If it isn't a man, it is the government which mostly men pay into.

[reply to “So shut up and go your own way already”] Its called equality but...hey, as long as you let our tax money, go our own way as well vs being wasted on single mothers who choose to be that way, most of the complaints will subside. Otherwise, dont complain if you won't put feminism under the same microscope.

That's some top-notch economic analysis and criminal justice research, too. Oh, and of course, "Jared" had thoughts on Western Culture, too:

[reply to “the world would be better off if jerks like these banged robots and didn’t reproduce”] Then you would be left with the Tyrones, Daquans, Randy and Muhammad's (applicable in europe). Then youll really see what a patrichary looks like.

Incidentally, "Jared" claimed elsewhere to be black, so you can't call his little exercise in race-baiting "racist" -- he's just a realist, you see. Oh, and wait a damn minute -- "Randy?"

Randy is a trailer trash name. It is a fact that the majority of rapists, criminals, murderers, early pregenicies etc. Come from single-mother homes. Incest and abuse rates are also higher. At least in the first world only the dumb ones will be reproducing.

See? Guy has done his research.

Finally, there's "Blue Lantern Monk," who explained something, we think. But wow, what a collection of Big Thoughts. He knows the word "ergo," so he is one intelligent man:

Women are the primary beneficiaries of Affirmative Action and only Caucasian men don't receive Affirmative Action - ergo, you paying your own bills is like being a championship level shooter of fish in a barrel. People don't surprise me, honey and I'm thirty years old. I've ran off more women than I may shake a stick at - as a blue eyed, magnum cocked, poor, white devil; who stopped going to church and happens to be poor - I avoid women, because they don't want to marry me and pay my bills or help me to take the steps toward success that I'm already moving toward. They just want a little unnecessarily pleasurable fun and to get preggers, so they may put me on child support, collect welfare and have a semi hot ex-boyfriend. I like your optimism and it's very common among women. However, pornography doesn't make any demands of me and it's available twice a day or more, year round. I said that you are cute, so you're cute. You don't tell me; I tell you!

Life. Don't tell him about life. He's thirty years old, honey.

Blueballed Monkey also wrote a very long paragraph explaining that the United States is not a democracy; it's a republic, and the Constitution says nothing about democracy, "ergo, conflating democracy and representation is incorrect." We appreciate all the many things we learn while doing these posts. If only he'd stayed longer, I bet "Blue Lantern Monk" would have eventually explained the difference between a "magazine" and a "clip."

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