Delish tends to deal in the business of food, but considering what we've just unearthed on YouTube, we're going to take a brief departure to talk about music.

Deep in the trenches of the video-sharing site there lives a song that will change your life. With only 36,865 views and less than 50 comments, it's a bonafide hidden gem, ready to be exposed. Its fans have spoken: "This is amazing ... on repeat," one said, followed by someone with similar feelings: "I don't know what I just saw, but it was amazing."

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Friend, what you just saw was a compilation of Guy Fieri's most memorable introductions, claims, and satisfied grunts from Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives spliced together to create the best music video since Bonnie Tyler's ninja-filled '80s hit, "Total Eclipse of the Heart." Just four straight minutes of bleached tips and sizzling, artery-clogging food. Oh, and Guy Fieri's face superimposed on an ear of corn.

When you get to 2:26, hold on for the ride of your life. Like all good songs, this one features a cameo, and it's by none other than Fieri's doppelganger, Steve Harwell, the lead singer of the band Smash Mouth. Harwell appeared on DDD once, when Fieri dubbed him his "brother from another mother," and fans finally quieted down on their theory that Fieri and Harwell were actually one and the same.

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If you make it that far into the song, just continue. For the love of all things holy, do yourself a favor and continue. You will not be disappointed.

Not even the staff at Delish — a bunch of self-proclaimed Guy Fieri experts — can put into words our feelings better than commenter Nathan H, so let us leave you with his thoughts.

"I'm not sure why, but I enjoyed this beyond words, although around halfway through I realized I was sitting in my living room smiling at a video of a guy (no pun intended) and food, and deep down I was conflicted because it was me smiling at a guy (no pun intended the sequel) and food. It wasn't JUST a guy (part 3) it was also a meme I could never have thought of myself made incarnate and it was truly funny. In conclusion, would r8 420/69.﻿"

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Sarah Weinberg Deputy Editor Sarah Weinberg is the deputy editor at Delish and has covered food, travel, home, and lifestyle for a number of publications, including Food Network Magazine and Country Living.

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