Buttons: 6 buttons with scroll wheel(Two Side-Buttons)

Avago 5090 Chipset

4000FPS frames per second (4.2 megapixels per second)

Switch Life: 8 million cycle

Customize DPI Switch: 500/1250/1750/2500dpi

I actually don't want to be entered in the giveaway (I'm too late, it turns out), but I figured the background is rather apropos.I'm a cheap bastard, so my mouse is generally the bare minimum that is required to survive and pwn n00bz. You can always tell if a mouse is mine by flipping it over and looking at the underside. If it's mine, at least one of the teflon 'nubs' has to be worn so far that the entire sector is worn smooth and there is no longer any nub or evidence of its prior existence. I tend to keep mice longer than I keep cars, and my previous mouse was purchased before the current presidential administration, I'm sure. The formica on my computer desk is worn so smooth in the mouse area that it could probably be used as a mirror element in a precision optical instrument.So last month I determined that my trusty mouse was in need of replacement. It was nothing fancy - in fact, it was downright pedestrian. I'm not sure what model it was (other than discontinued), but it was a Logitech, and was comparable to the current M100, which has an MSRP of nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. It featured optical sensing technology, PS/2 connection, left and right mouse buttons, as well as a clickable scroll wheel. The bottom was made of smoky translucent plastic rather than an opaque material, which by itself was enough to elevate this particular model to 'baller' status for anyone who was fortunate to gaze upon it. (that last bit was sarcasm, by the way, if you were confused)However, this oh-so-trusty of devices was starting to show its age. Specifically, the left mouse button was beginning to act in an erratic manner, no longer processing inputs as well as it should. One particularly grueling game* was giving me fits, as I'd click the LMB but the response would come tenths of a second too late. It worked well enough for office apps, web browsing, etc., but it just wasn't pulling its weight for gaming, so I figured it was time for a replacement. I looked at the local Best Buy for gaming mice, but holy crap, the high-end ones have more buttons than an IBM Selectric. Off to Amazon, then, and I selected this top-of-the-line beauty:That's right, bitches - it's not a Razer, it's a MAZER. Let me break it down for you:I only know what half of that means, but I can give you the tl;dr version - I can pwn n00bz once more**. And that's all that matters.* - That grueling game that was giving me fits with LMB response? Aurora Crash.Played it on my laptop and I was like "holy crap, my desktop mouse is busted!" Not like playing it on my laptop improved my score any - some of us are just born to crash, baby.** - Unless that game happens to be TF2 where Jumanx is a spy on the other team. In which case, I will have my ass handed to me on a silver platter engraved with the succinct phrase "L2P NUB".