Welcome to our first-ever Mugshots Friday -- a collection of the craziest Miami-Dade County booking photos from the previous week. We're going back two weeks just this time. And whoo, boy do we have a strong inaugural class.



Arrested: 11/09/10

Charged With: Carrying a concealed weapon.

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Arrested: 11/09/10

Charged with: Solicitation of a prostitute

Neither is this one. Okay, what the fuck is going on with dudes' heads in Miami-Dade? (P.S. Yes, this photo is real. Click here for more mugshots of the same man.)

Arrested: 11/09/10

Charged with: Fugitive, out of state warrant

Hmm, how do you think cops identified him? Maybe because HE'S THE ONLY MAN IN THE COUNTRY WITH A BANDANA TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD.

Arrested: 11/05/10

Charged with: Failure to obey police officer

She's in a gang. They walk the mall at seven in the morning and then microwave scrambled eggs from yesterday. It's harrowing.

Arrested: 11/13/10

Charged with: Driving under the influence

Thank god the Men in Black finally caught this guy.



Arrested: 11/13/10

Charged with: Battery

Yes, she looks like Michael Jackson. But is anybody else still thinking about that guy with the flattened head?

Arrested: 11/08/10

Charged with: Aggravated battery

Oy vey! There, we said it.

Arrested: 11/10/10

Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, resisting an officer

Maybe this guy ate the top half of that other guy's head?

Arrested: 11/03/10

Charged with: Possession of a firearm, intent to sell cocaine

Whoa it's like the rapper W.C.'s beard on LL Cool J's steroids.

Arrested: 11/10/10

Charged with: Fraud, forgery, grand theft auto

In certain criminal circles, the mullet lives on.

Arrested: 11/12/10

Charged with: Aggravated assault and battery on a person over 65

"Stay Focus" and "King of Kings". When do you think was the last time this guy had a job?