The Buzz About Andy

What’s The Buzz? With so much gossip going around, I thought it would be fun to pick out a few and share them with you. Some of it may be informative, some may be 100% Grade A, Dodge City bullshit. Funny stuff, and not so funny stuff is all over the internet. Without further ado, here is our first bit of gossip (that may just be true)!

Intrepid reporter Paul Sperry just tweeted a gem. According to Mr. Sperry, former deputy director of the FBI Andrew McCabe dodged and evaded the FBI INSD’s Internal Investigations Section agents investigating his leaking and lying. The evasion got so bad, they had to chase him down and confront him in a local Starbucks. You remember Andy, right? The guy who helped instigate the whole Russia Russia Russia! thing. “First we f*ck Flynn, then we f*ck Trump!” ring a bell?

BREAKING: Disgraced deputy FBI director Andrew McCabe tried to dodge the FBI INSD's Internal Investigations Section agents investigating his leaking and lying to the point where agents had to chase him down and confront him at a Starbucks in D.C. — Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) February 1, 2020

Believe All Women! Or Something Like That

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp is trending on Twitter. Apparently there was something about the star who got drunk and said something extremely stupid that we didn’t know about. According to at least 17 witnesses and quite a few pictures, Johnny was the abused partner in his relationship with Amber Heard.

Pictures show cigarette burns and bruising on his skin, and audio recordings have Amber bragging about the abuse she doled out to Depp. Apparently she even took a dump in the man’s bed. Mr. Depp lost his role in Pirates Of The Carribean due to the fallout from their divorce, in which she claimed to have been the abused party.



It’s audio of Amber Heard mocking Johnny Depp for calling for help when she was attacking him. She also goes on to admit she likes to start physical fights.



But what’s important is to “believe all women” then reward them with money when they lie, right?#JusticeForJohnnyDepp https://t.co/y92DIToP02 — Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸 (@iheartmindy) February 2, 2020

Busting Free of The Democrat Plantation

Fox 32 Chicago reports Kanye West, who has caused more than his fair share of liberal heads to explode in recent years, has done it again. This time the rapper and fashion mogul encouraged black Americans not to vote for democrats. Page Six quotes West: “Own your power. Your power is not to just vote Democrat for the rest of our lives. That’s not the power.”

“The power is when I talk to my lawyer … I put on my trench coat and said, ‘We’re moving these factories to America, and that’s how it’s going to be’ — and it’s lovely.” The fashion guru has exploded said liberal heads several times in the past, including the time he wore a red MAGA hat. Yes, in public.



WATCH: Kanye West Says His Wearing MAGA Hat ‘God’s Practical Joke On All Liberals’ https://t.co/9M0QnL2Dga pic.twitter.com/2tdDsVgSDr — The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) October 25, 2019

The Buzz: Off Sides!!

Steve Harvey said a couple of things at the NFL Honors show tonight that may not sit well with some. The funny man and tv game show/talk show host wondered out loud whether or not anyone in the crowd thought about “pooling y’all money and having Tom Brady killed?” Though I am certain he meant it all in jest, it had a few eyes rolling, including those of Superbowl bound quarterback Patrick Mahomes and the legendary Aaron Rodgers.

You can’t help but to agree with him, though, when he says “If Tom Brady wasn’t here, y’all would be in the Superbowl.” It’s true. However, someone really should inform him they really do have black coaches in the NFL.

Steve Harvey: The NFL needs Black coaches



Brian Flores: pic.twitter.com/B5Jjldhp3O — Neville Good (@NevilleGoddard4) February 2, 2020

Protesting Humanitarian Aid

Scott Presler was protested in San Francisco today. For picking up trash, the die-hard Trumpian activist was shouted at and heckled by a group of Antifa punks who called him everything from racist to faggot. For picking up trash. Apparently it is an effrontery to homeless people to make sure they have at least a clean street to sleep on.

Presler and a friend of his, Elijah Schaffer, recorded numerous short videos, including one in which, after attacking a volunteer, Antifa formed a silence circle which weirdly enough did not prevent police from gaining access to the attacker.

Wow. The tolerant left shouting, "go home faggot," at a gay man that's trying to clean up the streets in @SpeakerPelosi's **** covered district. https://t.co/rtuU2TlUn3 — Brian Cox (@BrianCox_gab_ai) February 2, 2020

The Beltway’s Worst Kept Secret

And last but not least in this first edition of What’s the Buzz, Chief Justice Roberts does his part to protect the anonymous whistleblower by refusing to read a question from Senator Rand Paul concerning Eric Ciaramella and an associate colluding together to cause the president to be impeached.

Incidentally, the question didn’t mention a whistleblower one single time. Mr. Paul, for his part, decided to share the question (which didn’t mention a whistleblower) with us. I personally find it hilarious that this is actually the swamp’s worst kept secret, and they don’t even know it.

My question is not about a “whistleblower” as I have no independent information on his identity. My question is about the actions of known Obama partisans within the NSC and House staff and how they are reported to have conspired before impeachment proceedings had even begun. — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 30, 2020

Liberal Hack Tournament Finals!

That’s all the interesting gossip going the rounds tonight. Tune in next time when I again give you the lowdown on gossip flitting around the internet on gossamer wings. Don’t forget to log on to Twitter tomorrow during halftime (which is sure to be a bit crass and super sexually charged as usual) and vote in the Liberal Hack Tournament championship round between Jennifer Rubin and Brian Stelter, brought to you by Comfortably Smug and Smug Industries.

Voting Begins Tomorrow at Halftime During the Superbowl pic.twitter.com/jVLew6GgNP — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 2, 2020

I shall leave you with this goalie fight which proves beyond doubt Canadians can be rude too!

