Local beat reporters have witnessed Metcalf derail practice multiple times by requesting staged photos with the wide receivers. Metcalf was seen placing the wide receivers from shortest to tallest and asking photographers to “really capture the juxtaposition.” Metcalf was later overheard giggling: “It’s like the cell phone bars on your phone! Or one of those Russian nesting doll things! I’m the momma doll!!!”

It’s become very clear that D.K. Metcalf is the biggest Seahawks receiver and he should be drafted accordingly.