Hai to my fellow Americams, and people ob the world. It’s wonderful to be here wiff all ob you today. Dis Fibbs.

I want to talk wiff you today about me throwing my hat into the race for President ob the United States – and outer space. (*note to self, remember to wear a hat next time*) The people hab been clammering for it, and I am here to answer the call ob serbice.

I fink I can do a bunch ob good fings, and fix a lot ob wrong fings. I will change our ecomony to a donut based system dat will work much better for eberyone. Naptime will be mandatory ebery day.

I will hab a lot ob good people wiff me, gibbing me adbice. Milo can be my science adbiser about science stuff, and Wimbley will help wiff book stuff and Ninja Watch. If fings aren’t going well, I will call for a nationwide snack time so fings can calm down.

So if you aren’t happy wiff the other candidates and what they hab to offer… VOTE FIBBS! I’m wiff the donutcratic party. (It’s new.)

Fank you for your support.



