Fifty seven channels and nothin’ on! … Series premieres this week on all of TV’s major networks. (Yawn) You may not have seen one, but really you’ve seen them all. “All Rise” is about Aaron Judge. “Unicorn” looks at Kristaps Porzingis’ offseason. “Evil” takes us inside the mind of Bill Belichick. “Perfect Harmony” studies the love-hate relationship between Noah Syndergaard and Wilson Ramos. “Prodigal Son” provides a fair and balanced view of both Hunter Biden and Donald Trump Jr. And “The Enemy Within” examines the history of the Knicks under James Dolan.

A tale of two rookies. The White Sox’s Dylan Cease makes his final start of his inaugural campaign. His ERA reads 5.79 after getting torched for 23 runs over his past 34 innings. The nasty sinker of the Indians’ Aaron Civale has his ERA at an outstanding 1.82, allowing a mere three runs over his last three starts. Cleveland needs to outkick Oakland and Tampa Bay. Play 20 units on the Indians.

Brewers are in. Mets are out. Ryan Braun hit a grand slam in the first inning and Milwaukee cruised past the Reds 9-2. Win has us at -774 seinfelds.