Watch: Boston News Freaks Out at “Terrifying Cache” of Antique Weapons Jon Stokes 10.05.17



In the terrorism pants-wetting, pearl-clutching capital of the nation, where the founders spin in their graves nightly at how far into the post-9/11 security state abyss the erstwhile “cradle of liberty” has fallen, a super-scary collection, er, I mean “cache”, of a handful of antique weapons has been uncovered and is sending the city into a panic:

This video is so, so sad. It’s almost as sad as that time they put the city on lockdown over some Lite Brites under a bridge. Back in my grad school days I used to live there and I loved every minute of it, but that was before “shelter in place” replaced “Yankees Suck!” as the town motto. I don’t know if I could deal, now.