Justin Bieber is in China, spreading love, music, understanding and unreasonable silliness. While visiting the Great Wall on Monday, he was observed being carried by his bodyguards.

I thought that perhaps he’d injured his tiny little foot, but Twitter photos of him biking and skateboarding kinda shatters that theory. (I thought Twitter was banned in China, but apparently the power of Bieber will shatter any rules and regulations. And stairs).

At least it doesn’t look like his urinating or spitting or dropping his pants.

I’d sort of hoped that Zach Galifianakis would have spanked the silly behaviour of Justin but, sadly, it doesn’t look like that’s the case.

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