This is it. It’s the end. The top 10 best Shrek SuperSlam players in the world. All of these players have invested a large amount of time into the game, trying their best to achieve the ultimate glory.

#10 – Glacey

The best solo Luna main in the entire top 100, Glacey is the first player to earn the greatest honour of all: “Top 10 Shrek SuperSlam Player”. With truly impressive tournament results, Glacey’s skill was undeniable. Not only did he earn wins over some of the game’s titans — Squeachu, redridingshrek, and TheBoiWhoCriedWolf — but he also had an impressive set of tournament placings, including 1st at Time to Get Shrekt 4.

#9 – scrubjr

Along with RetroGamersGuru, scrubjr was the other player who truly came into their own during the end of the game’s lifetime. However, with less disappointing lows, and impressive performances at the final two tournaments, scrubjr earns their rightful place among the top 10 Shrek SuperSlam players of all time. With wins over Flick, KevinSHREKEROgre, and Murtag, and with strong performances against Sorzan and TheBoiWhoCriedWolf, scrub is yet another player to watch, if a revival of Shrek SuperSlam ever occurs.

#8 – SonicCat

Without a doubt, SonicCat is the most difficult player to rank. The only two tournaments she entered — the second and fifth entries in the Time to Get Shrekt series — ended with a 1st place finish, over players such as Squeachu, sirensarecalling, Glacey, and Sorzan. As a result, it’s impossible to tell what the peak of her skill was. Could she have dethroned the rank #1 player? We believe that’s unlikely, based on the information we have, but she is undeniably a top 10 level player… at least. Unfortunately, due to growing frustration with the prevalence of Gingerbread Man, she quit the scene, without ever entering any of the larger tournaments. One of the unresolved mysteries of Shrek SuperSlam, SonicCat is the ultimate “what-if” story in the history of the game.

#7 – Birdo!

One of the most slept-on players in the scene, Birdo had consistently strong performances from the moment she joined the scene. Starting with a 2nd place at We Shrek Those #5, Birdo impressed the community with her highly technical Fiona play. Perhaps her most impressive performance however was at We Shrek Those #6, where she and TheBoiWhoCriedWolf played several intense back-and-forth sets, unfortunately ending in a close game 5 loss for Birdo in the second set of Grand Finals. However, this was no outlier; Birdo also placed 5th at The End of Shrek SuperSlam, putting up an incredibly strong performance against redridingshrek along the way.

#6 – sirensarecalling

At her very first tournament, Shrekmas, sirens made a statement. After being sent to losers round 2 by ProviderOfSouls, she defeated Flick, Stickyhands, Squeachu, TheBoiWhoCriedWolf, and Rubbermaid, before losing to Provider again in a close game 5 set. She followed this performance up with several other strong placements, including a 2nd place finish at Time to Get Shrekt 5, 1st place at Time to Get Shrekt Finale, and 2nd at Time to Get Shrekt 6. Though she was unfortunately unable to make it to the final 2 tournaments due to prior commitments, her incredible legacy remains.

#5 – BoastingToast

Although kirby was the first person to run tournaments for Shrek SuperSlam, you could argue that it wasn’t truly competitive until BoastingToast joined the scene. Being the first person to put serious effort into the game, Toast’s discoveries helped to advance the metagame at an incredible rate. Not only did he discover the first infinites and optimise punish games, but he was also the first player to fully realise Red Riding Hood’s potential. After dethroning kirby at Slam in the Swamp, he was the undisputed world champion until Absolutely Pissed Off, where the new wave of players unfortunately presented a previously-unseen level of competition. However, as the only person to take a set from ProviderOfSouls, and with his incredible results and impressive gameplay, BoastingToast’s impact on competitive Shrek SuperSlam will never be forgotten.

#4 – TheBoiWhoCriedWolf

Joining the community at We Shrek Those #4, it immediately became apparent that Boi was not going to settle for 3rd place. One of the most ambitious players in the scene, he invested a large amount of time into his Gingerbread Man, ascending to a level of power that many doubted he could reach. And at We Shrek Those #6, he finally achieved his goal, with a strong 1st place performance over Birdo, LadyLiberté, and G1itchy. There’s only one thing left for him to do… become the best in the world. And with an strong 3rd place at The End of Shrek SuperSlam, with a win over redridingshrek, and an impressively close set against Squeachu, it may just happen yet.

#3 – redridingshrek

One of the most respected members of the scene, redridingshrek had humble beginnings. Originally a Black Knight main, redridingshrek placed 5th at Slam in the Swamp, with losses to kirby and Crumpet. Ever loyal to the game, he continued to compete throughout the game’s lifetime, with impressive placements such as 2nd at Absolutely Pissed Off 2, 3rd at Slam Pinnacle, and even remaining relevant at The End of Shrek SuperSlam with a strong 4th place finish. He also created a local scene, being the organiser of the tournament series RååLan Slam, introducing players such as DroQshrex, HumptyTrumpty and pussincoots to the community. Though many things have changed over the course of the scene’s life, one thing has always remained: redridingshrek’s undeniable skill.

#2 – Squeachu

After hearing that Dronkey had untapped potential, but no active players, Squeachu took this as a challenge. After a mediocre debut at Absolutely Pissed Off, Squeachu practiced greatly, immediately becoming a top level threat. This first became obvious at the first Time to Get Shrekt, where his new-found mastery of Dronkey’s infinite caused immeasurable frustration for BoastingToast, earning Squeachu a win in the process. He continued to wreak havoc on the competitive scene with a multitude of high placings and impressive wins, but was unfortunately unable to ever defeat the rank #1 player. But don’t let this mislead you; with his incredible patience and devastating punish game, Squeachu’s mastery of Shrek SuperSlam is truly impressive.

#1 – ProviderOfSouls

The undisputed master of Shrek SuperSlam, ProviderOfSouls showed dominance from the moment he picked up his controller. At his first tournament, Absolutely Pissed Off, he dethroned the long-reigning BoastingToast. He then went on to win several of the largest and most important tournaments, such as Absolutely Pissed Off 2, Slam Pinnacle, and Shrekmas, whilst only dropping a single set (to BoastingToast at Slamtober). And if you were still doubting his skill, he rounded out his career with a victory over Squeachu (the rank #2 player) at The End of Shrek SuperSlam, whilst sandbagging with mid tiers such as Humpty Dumpty and Fiona Ogre. We can only hope that Shrek SuperSlam gets a sequel so that Provider is able to demonstrate his abilities on a larger stage.