Thirteen Reasons we are totally beating Real Madrid

#11: Loris Karius

Pretty, but what does it mean?



Karius uses his special forces training to appear in his camosuit out of nowhere to clear the ball.





No shot recorded by opta = no save.



Auba can swivel and hit one of the corners from here with no pressure. But Karius turns it into just a 5,61% scoring chance according to opta.





Watch how early he reacts to Virgil's mistake here. He's on top of Rondon before he can even control the ball turning what would likely be a clear goalscoring chance into just a 5,02% scoring chance according to opta.





This was the moment I was sure he would make it here. Any other keeper gets back on his line one the ball passes the near post. Instead Karius is bearing down who whatever fucker even thinks about getting a shot off near his goal. Love that!



But how does he stack up against Navas?





What else you got to prove any of that is true though?











Calamity Kaylor is fucking shite!

13. Klopp

12. Travelling Kop

A massive thanks, again, to JCB for all the help in producing all of the above. Without him this would all just be unsubtantiated words on a page.