HOLY LORD!! This....I...I dont even...WTH just happened???

So, I have been playing the Sims for almost 15 years. I have played through every version of it. My father and I bond over the stupidity of our Sims. My father builds worlds and I play them. We have full family discussions about the game play and give each other expansion packs for gifts. I use my computers ability to play the Sims as a benchmark for getting a new one. I don't think I can explain how incredibly important this game is to both my history and my present.

Thats why this Arbitrary gift is the gift to end all gifts. First, on the 13th I received a message with Origin codes for the final expansion pack Into the Future, a stuff pack Movie Stuff, and the Dragon Island. All very cool. This alone would have been sufficient. This alone would have made me a happy person. In fact, I then spent most of the following weekend in my underwear playing the game.

HOWEVER, today I was presented with a small white package. I have my gifts sent to my job and it looked similar to a package I get from one of my vendors all the time. So, I ripped it open and inside was not the company branded hats I ordered. Instead, it was the second part of my gift. Words can not even describe my joy. I started laughing hysterically as I pulled each piece out of the box. My coworkers (who are all middle aged women) started asking me if I was okay and looking at me strangely as they walked by.

Here is a detailed list of the contents:

A small Sims branded hand sanitizer. (awesome.) A Sims 3 mousepad (awesomer.) A Sims 2 dongle (which I think was originally to hang on the antennae of your Nokia, but which is going to hang off of my rearview mirror because Im cool like that.) A celebrating 100 million copies sold Internal Use Only The Sims music Cd. (Im starting to get suspicious my Santa works at EA.) Four new EA games, with a very nice note. SimCity, SimCity Cities of Tomorrow, Need for Speed Rivals, Plants and Zombies Garden Warfare (Amazing) A signed copy of Island Paradise (Rad)

I can not thank you enough Santa. This is probably the coolest gift I have ever gotten.