Letters A through F

Letters G through L [with K thanks to comrade Adri]

The other day I encountered a leftys board book aimed at children entitled "A is for Activism". After perusing its contents and discovering that it was generally left-liberal nonsense, with some abstract anarchism here and there ("Z is for Zapatista"), I decided I would write my ownrhyming book where the letters accorded to more precise leftist concepts. After all, I have a daughter and I would like anboard book capable of teaching her difficult concepts, or at least with funny rhymes that would make her want to discuss these difficult concepts, from the hard left tradition.While I was writing mys book, however, I kept thinking up semi-sectarian, leftist in-joke rhymes that were generally inappropriate for the kind of book I wanted to write. I mean, I wanted a book that would introduce my kid to general concepts of the communism to which I ascribe and not filled with arcane movement jokes and insults. Even still, I couldn't help thinking up an alternates while I was writing my originals. (Important note: any internet communist with artistic skills who is interested in illustrating ans of communism for children, even though it will probably never sell but might be passed around commie circles, please contact me ASAP!) And because I found some of my alternate rhymes rather funny––and yes, I know that my humour is probably considered to be asinine by most people––I couldn't let them die. Hence, I decided to turn this others project into a small series ofcomic strips, like the ones I used to make back when I first started this blog.Since more than one dedicated reader has demanded that I produce more of these shitty and insulting comics––apparently they find all the leftist in-jokes and sectarian mockery hilarious––I figured that my misanthropics were the best way to crank out aspecial so as to satisfy the fans of the original (and shitty) series that I figured nobody would ever care about back in 2009 when I spent hours and hours making them for some reason that I cannot explain. Hell, as I've said before, I never thought anyone would read this blog (which should explain my first ranty and uncritical post about Nietzsche that still bothers some people who wander onto this blog now and then), and so those comic strips were initially sent into the void.Thankfully, I'm now more adapted to the mechanics ofthan I was in 2009 so I'm not going to post these comic strips in the same cut-up, panel-by-panel vertical way that they were posted in the past. Instead, I'm linking the pages as jpegs that interested readers can click and expand––hopefully this less messy method will still provide a measure of readability.Some caveats before posting the first two pages of… First of all, this is meant to be a humorous break in serious posting (please recall that one of the old subtitles of this blog was "humour", something I haven't embraced for a long time) and so if you're offended then, well, I guess you should write your own humorous counter-comic. Secondly, the rhyme for the letterwas provided by internet comrade Adri when we were joking about my originals project––I hope they don't sue me for using their suggestion.Without further ado here is the 1st Page:And here is the 2nd Page:I hope everyone enjoys. Believe me, the following letters will probably be more offensive. I'm sure that some of you will try to imagine what I will do with the lettersthrough. And once again, if anyone with drawing skills is interested in collaborating on my originals project, where the letters aren't leftist insults (though they are connected to an MLM type of communism), feel free to contact me at your convenience.