Written By Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire

When I try to indulge myself in initiating a debate against a socialist loser, they often lose their arguments and go out of their way to insulting me for being a White American male. They define this insult as “white privilege”, or saying that because I’ve been in an American society far longer then they (appear to) have, then I need to check my so-called “privilege”. While I chuckled to myself that they could not muster an intellectual argument against me, I noticed something. This is actually how the liberal mentality works: if they run out of ways to support their ideology, then they decry to their opponent that his life is somehow easier to live then as an African-American. Liberals, experts in refuting logic, have gone into total non-sequitur bonkers from the election of President Donald Trump and still refuse to face reality. This has given a rise of the “white privilege” argument, or how conservatives are demonized for being who they are and supporting their president like any good American does.

Let us debunk the “white privilege” movement. Being white is just one of the many races you can be in America, and you are no different from any other American if you’re not white. There are Hispanic Americans and even Asian American that exist within the United States. Everyone in America is equally privileged because they are living in America equally. The idea that one race is “better” or more privileged than the other is ludicrous. The more people think of this “white privilege”, the more liberals feel empowered to take down conservatives. That cannot happen. Liberals cannot fight with their hands because they are vegetarian, or God forbid a “vegan”. They are too weak to run for president competently and have to rely on little old ladies like Hillary “I committed treason in Benghazi” Clinton or the old and rusty socialist Eugene V. Debs for president. Democrats cannot find a youthful, exuberant and energetic president like Republicans do, which explains why they lose elections. Their arguments self-destruct halfway through (seeing them break down into inferior emotions is always good for a laugh) and then they get to the white privilege mode.

Such “…but your white privilege” liberals are claiming a “holier than thou” moment because they might have a black friend or three, which is such a racist way of going around a logical argument. Thanks to Donald Trump’s racism ban, liberals cannot follow this logic anymore or face a steep prison sentence. Some internet denizens call these people “social justice warriors” but they are only one of those three words: social. They do not seek justice because they want to throw the president, a man above the law, into prison for talking to Putin maybe one or two dozen times. They are not warriors because they are Democrats, and do not play for the Golden State Warriors basketball team. They are definitely social, but not often in a positive light.

“White privilege” is a tool to demonize the “people of color” (IE: Non-whites) to make them feel like they cannot achieve the same liberties as white Americans can. While this could be true maybe one hundred years ago or so, but since racism is over and has been for under a month or so, we do not need to worry about this pseudo-argument anymore. It’s now racist to bring up white privilege because it implies white people are better than non-white Americans. Everyone is back on an even playing field again, not having to worry about the color of their skin for some affirmative action policies for a job or college. We are all Americans, and that’s what matters the most in our lives.

Trust me, I’m a doctor and a lawyer.

Dr. Steven Clements, Esquire is Bullshit News’s legal scholar and property management expert witness for a side-gig. He spent a long time in college and law school to be properly educated about serious subjects like tax codes and property law related subjects like privacy. After law school, he decided he wanted to learn more about life and became a doctor. He is a lifelong member of the Federalist Society and the National Rifle Association.