Poet for Sale - Everything from the Gar Subscriber level, plus you get ME to do with as you please (within reason, of course). If you're interested in this reward, message me and we can work out details before you pledge. I can act as a project consultant, write one or more custom feature articles for you, write and record a song for you, act as a 19th century ornamental hermit living on your property for a month (seriously). I'll come speak at your event, co-host a salon with you, whatever you desire. Sorry, no sexual favors - Kickstarter frowns on that. The Poet for Sale purchaser will also get the special "Subscriber" newsletter. Buy me now, go on! (Bonus points if you get the allusion in this reward.)

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