Nightlife per capita (bars, clubs, comedy, etc.)

Live music venues per capita

Active life options per capita (parks, outdoor activities, etc.)

Fast Food restaurants per capita (the fewer the better)

Percentage of restaurants that are fast food (the lower the better)

Percentage of young residents ages 20 to 34 (the higher the better)

What say you, New Lenox? Stick up for your hometown in the comments!

The catty take on some of the more "dull" (can you feel our use of air quotes?) dwelling places in Illinois is all in good fun, as the site pokes at New Lenox as "not the place to find thrills." Movoto also points to how only 17 percent of the population falls between the ages of 18 and 35 (and your point is, Movoto? People over 35 know how to have a good time!).And they weren't shy about criticizing how there's "a ton of very boring fast food restaurants here and almost no unique and fun eateries per capita", as well as very few nightlife/music venue options. (Obviously they haven't checked out the New Lenox Commons during Triple Play. Place is jumpin'!) AND Proud American Days—c'mon. That beer tent is some solid summer nightlife, if you ask us. Not to mention the Cute Baby Contest. We'll let you slide for overlooking THAT. (CUTE BABIES. We're just sayin'.)They did give New Lenox a little credit on its fitness level, so there's that."This place actually did OK as far as active life ranking, where it placed 30th, but you can only jog and work out for so long before you're craving something else to do."We're not saying these places suck, and we're not saying that people there suck," Movoto writes.Gee thanks, Movoto. We'll give you a head start before we chase you down. What with all our jogging and biking and being boring, healthy Illinoisans—you'll need it.