Of all the surprises in the Star Wars series, here’s one you might’ve missed: Kylo Ren and his secret droid offspring BB-8.

After The Force Awakens actress Daisy Ridley tweeted a photo of Adam Driver and the plucky droid’s red-carpet stare-down, redditors borrowed the image as inspiration for an action-packed, spoiler-free Photoshop Battle:

https://twitter.com/ridleydaisy/status/679761745942949888

If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

Without further ado, cue the music.

When the Battle began,

one courageous redditor

by the name of DrWankalot

pitched the series’ first film:

Episode I: BB the Baby

Perhaps it’s a coincidence that “BB” sounds like “baby”—but either way, the infantilized droid and his proud papa Kylo Ren made the first film a hit.

Soon enough, it spawned a sequel.

DrWankalot returns as the

director of the highly anticipated

second film, which follows the evil

Dark Side dad and his droid in…

Episode II: Rock-a-Bye, BB

The studios thought that director DrWankalot could do no wrong, but fans reacted poorly to the second film—a happy portrait of human father and droid son, devoid of conflict, action, and special effects.

For the third film, the studio brought in a new director, user funny-lookin-stain, and demanded that he give fans the conflict they missed in Episode II.

The new director did not disappoint.

A startling betrayal

between father and son

rouses a familiar droid

to rush to the rescue in…

Episode III: Revenge of the Droid

With the combination of action, state-of-the-art visuals, and surprise plot twists, the studio found a formula for success. But in the fourth film, they tried to add one more ingredient: original song and dance numbers.

With redditor dystopika in the director’s chair, the studio created its biggest flop since their all-but-forgotten Christmas special.

Oh, BB, BB, how was he

supposed to know? Oh, BB, BB,

he shouldn’t have let you go.

BB returns to give Ren a sign in…

Episode IV: Ren Hits BB One More Time

By the time the studio was ready to start writing the fifth film, fans were tired of all the plot twists and fight scenes. Instead, they longed for the slow-moving emotional drama of the Episode I.

The studio hired director 10000-spoons, who ditched the fantasy world of the other films in favor of a more realistic, heartfelt story:

Now that The Force Awakens

is out in theaters, BB-8 retires from

Hollywood to start an even more excellent

adventure, as a therapeutic companion droid in…

Episode V: Sad Keanu Strikes Back

Want more episodes of BB-8 and Kylo Ren’s Stare Wars? Check out all of redditors’ droid-filled gems in the original Photoshop Battle thread.