Customer: “Hey, somebody painted the wall outside the branch I use!”

Me: “Yes, sir. What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “Well, now I don’t know my PIN number!”

Me: “I’m sorry– I’m not sure what that has to do with the wall being painted.”

Customer: “I wrote my PIN number on the wall beside the ATM! NOW what am I supposed to do?!”

Me: “…”