Anonymous asked: As cute as that was, please come up with a valid reason why you suddenly decided eating less calories won't help you to lose weight. Because that kind of goes against, well, EVERYTHING regarding the entire system of human consumption. I didn't say "eat no calories", I said "eat less calories". As in, if you ate a little less, and exercised a little more, you would weigh less. That's a fact. And you'd probably have less psychological problems too with better nutrition and the endorphins.

ok but why is it my responsibility to teach you anything

I gave you a long list of valid resources it’s not my problem if you don’t want to learn shit and keep being a bigot

oh, what’s what you say? you need more? well why didn’t you say so! *runs into bedroom* *flings closet door open* *squeezes into giant pink puffy dress* *pauses to fix hair and make kissy faces at self in the mirror* *regains focus* *sets tiara atop head with a determined look* *grips glitterly magical fairy wand* *flies back to laptop*

OK

DO NOT FRET CHILD

YOUR FAIRY FATMOTHER IS HERE TO GUIDE YOU~ NO LONGER MUST YOU SOUND LIKE AN IGNORANT TWITBAG IN FAT ACCEPTANCE SPACES ON THE INTERNET! DRUMROLL PLEASE!

*drumroll*

*concentrates really hard*

*exhales*

*dramatically waves fairy wand which leaves behind a trail of fine glitter*

AHA! I DID IT!



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