Okay. I can get on-board with the 'train as penis' metaphor. Big, hard, roughly cylindrical thing that goes into dark, smelly tunnels at high speed? Compared to other examples of Mr Tingle's oeuvre, that's...actually pretty sane. Getting railed by Thomas isn't high up on my fantasy list, but if that's what blows his whistle, then good on him.



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WHY IS IT A BIKER TRAIN