256. Annnnd we've suddenly flashed forward months to them going to college. They all look so happy. This is so jarring. It all feels so rushed.

257. "What happened that night to Sara wasn't our fault."

258. What? What happened? Are they talking about the kidnapping that apparently didn't happen? I AM SO CONFUSED.

259. Also Sara "got out of hospital"... shouldn't she be in jail?

260. Does this mean she'll be back, too? SHE BETTER FUCKING NOT BE.

261. Alison looks like a mom farewelling her children.

262. Spencer is working those overalls tbh. Love it.

263. This is worse than the Harry Potter epilogue.

264. And like, everyone's just all cool with each other?

265. Like, no follow up questions for Ali at all?

266. Have we all just moved on from the fact that she was actually a sociopath who made their lives hell for a long-ass time?

267. Hmm. OK then.

268. Real talk I do love the friendship between the Liars. Best part of the show.

269. It's a shame this terrible, awful, insulting, dangerous twist has completely undermined all of that.

270. FOR ONE LAST TIME: #WhereIsMona.

271. FIVE YEARS LATER. HERE WE GO.

272. Are we just gonna ignore all the QUESTIONS STILL UP IN THE AIR AND THE PROBLEMATIC AF STORY LINE YOU JUST DROPPED ON US AND AREN'T GOING TO EXPLORE IN A SENSITIVE WAY AT ALL???

273. OK then.

274. Oh we're in a school. Ezra?

275. Mrs Rollins?

276. IT'S ALI.

277. ALI IS MARRIED.

278. What was Lorenzo's last name again?

279. Alison's really keeping that soccer mom vibe going.

280. OK, my problem with time jumps is that five years later they come back all employed and successful and it's like LITERALLY you are still only 22.

281. Still makes more sense than CeCe being A.

282. HANNA LOOKS FAB!

283. Emily looks the same but she's wearing sensible slacks and a collared shirt so I guess that means she's ~old and mature~ now.

284. "He's coming for you." OMG WHO?

285. UBER A??!?!!

286. WHAT???

287. WREN. IT'S WREN, I'M SURE OF IT THIS TIME!!!!

288. But I'm just not even excited.

289. They've really fucked this whole thing up.

290. I'm 10,000,000% done.

291. I'll probably still watch it. FML.