Dear Bryce, (I don't have your Reddit username!):

I was in a closed-door meeting all day. I had barely sat down at my desk after 7 hours when one of the folks in the mail department came running up to my desk. "OHMYGOD," she crowed, "You have the most awesomest mail EVERRRrrRRRRR." Since the envelope wasn't marked Personal (my bad, didn't mention) they opened it in the mail department, realized it wasn't work related, and then placed it in my bin.

And holy shit, how they loved it.

Thank you, dear Bryce, for making me so very cool to the mail department. I do indeed love travel magnets.

Hugs and kisses, izznt