Boom.

Michelle Obama announced via her Twitter feed that she’d be taking questions this morning at 11:05 a.m. EST on her always-absurd “Let’s move” campaign.

Tomorrow at 11:05ET, I'll answer some questions about @LetsMove & how we can improve the health of our kids. Join with #AskFLOTUS –mo — The First Lady (@FLOTUS) March 10, 2013

Ask, and ye shall receive. Since they are givers, happy warriors got the questions rolling early. Let’s move? Let’s move toward truth and accountability.

And so it began, kicking off with questions about Benghazi. Yes, once again Twitter users are doing the job that most in the media won’t do.

https://twitter.com/appy3238/status/311022132874330112

#askFLOTUS Is Barack ever jolted awake at night all sweaty thinking about the 4 Americans he left behind to die in Benghazi? — Rob Tam (@robtr2) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS #benghazigate #Benghazi Did your husband sleep well on 9/11/12 knowing our men were fighting for their lives? — The Pol (@PointlessPol) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS Quick!! Name anyone killed at #Benghazi considering today is the 6month anniversary. #benghazigate — The Pol (@PointlessPol) March 11, 2013

Does she even remember that it is the six month anniversary? Maybe it slipped her mind; she’s far too busy using members of the military as props while canoodling with her Hollywood buddies.

#AskFLOTUS Would you say your husband "acted stupidly" while watching Americans die in Benghazi and not authorizing to send help? — John (@Frank0301) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS Do you care at all that your husband left 4 Americans to be murdered in #Benghazi while he went to sleep then flew to Vegas? — MJK (@jane747) March 11, 2013

Vegas, baby!

The questions continue, hitting on a myriad of topics.

#AskFLOTUS were you born with a sense of entitlement or did you receive it as a high school graduation gift? — Palate Exposure (@PalateXposure) March 11, 2013

Hi #AskFLOTUS Tell us more about why you admire Jew hating, 9/11 loving, Samira Ibrahim — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 11, 2013

Yes, what about anti-Semite Samira Ibrahim, who was tapped for a “Women of Courage” award? Is Mrs. Obama following the State Department’s lead and pushing a willing suspension of disbelief?

Hi #AskFLOTUS Which of your 3 kids is the hardest to control? Sasha, Malia or Joe? — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS are you and axlerod giving personal lessons on patient dumping to hospitals so they stay in business after 1/1/2014 ? — Mathew S Harrison (@MathewSHarrison) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS – will the cost of all your vacations this year be enough to pay for the WH tours to be restarted? — ColoradoRight (@ColoradoRight) March 11, 2013

#OpenOurWH! And not just for Adele and Beyonce. Next came some questions about why Mrs. Obama thinks she can dictate what people feed their own children. She’s so much Smarter Than You, you see.

Hi #AskFLOTUS Love the bangs..Hey why are you telling people what to feed their kids? — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS what makes you think that you are qualified to dictate MY CHILDREN'S diet, or anything else concerning them, than I am? — Mathew S Harrison (@MathewSHarrison) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS If you want to keep kids healthy why does your hubby support a medicine system that has proven to be catastrophic for patients? — Young Conservatives (@YoungCons) March 11, 2013

Isn't there a better way to fight obesity than making people too poor to afford food? #AskFLOTUS — Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 11, 2013

Zing! It’s funny, yet sad, because it’s true.

Heh. Keep the questions coming, Twitter. Maybe, for the first time, she’ll be proud of Twitter. We certainly are.

Update: Ready to answer, Mrs. Obama?

Right now, the First Lady is answering your questions about @LetsMove! on Twitter. Join with #AskFLOTUS: pic.twitter.com/DU5O8LikOc — The First Lady (@FLOTUS) March 11, 2013