Thirty years after he retired, Rollie Fingers remains the untouchable G.O.A.T. of MLB facial hair.

But what does Fingers, a Hall of Fame pitcher who was 1974's World Series MVP, think of the current crop of beards and 'staches in today's game?

"I don't really follow baseball," Fingers said with a smile. "I probably don't know many of these guys."

Even better -- he's an objective judge of hirsuteness. Let's see what happened when we asked Fingers to grade eight players from 1 to 10.

1. Dale Thayer, Padres: "Are those curls in the back? That's wild. I'll give him a 7."

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2. Kevin Quackenbush, Padres: "See, I'm not a big fan of beards. That doesn't look really clean. Six."

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3. Brendan Ryan, Yankees: "Now that guy could have played with us on the Athletics in the '70s. He's the best yet. He gets an 8."

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4. Jonny Gomes, Braves: "He's got more on his chin than his head. Another 6."

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5. Jason Motte, Cubs: "Another beard. I don't know how any of these guys can wear a beard in the summer. The uniform is hot as it is. Seven."

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6. Pedro Alvarez, Pirates: "I like that one. It's trimmed up nice, and it looks pretty clean around the nose. Eight."

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7. Bryce Harper, Nationals: "Another one that's pretty clean. I guess I'll give him another 8. I still haven't seen a 10."

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8. Evan Gattis, Astros: "I actually like that. I think it looks good. He's definitely the best. Eight and a half. No 10s, but those aren't bad at all."

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Fingers had the chance to talk during a stop promoting The Greatest Save, a child safety program.

He has been sporting his trademark handlebar mustache since 1971, when he grew it to win a $300 prize from Athletics owner Charles O. Finley. His style secret? "Clubman pinaud mustache wax. I've been using it for 40 years now."