This is why kids having kids usually doesn’t end up very well.

Stripper poles, sex caves, rum for teens, bare-chested online photos, cheerleaders on said stripper pole and Facebook photos.

Yesterday’s news out of Bethlehem, Pa. had a 36-year-old dad being accused of throwing a liquor bash after a December high school basketball game. Steve Russo’s son (age: 17) was allowed to invite a few friends over to dad’s house for a drunk-fest, according to court documents.

The kids got freakishly wasted and even say there were sex acts in Russo’s “cave.”

Then Mr. Russo goes into “party dad” mode according to authorities.

The teens allegedly listened to Russo spin tales about his sexual exploits and drank vodka, rum and beer he gave them. They also mingled in the basement while he played music and shouted, “Get on that pole,” according to a criminal complaint.

Seems like dad hasn’t grown up since his high school days because there are photos of him being kissed by cheerleaders that ended up on Facebook.

And it gets better.

Russo seems to be a hot piece of ass around the Lehigh Valley.

Our investigators found Steve posing for a “Hot Bartender of the Week” profile for a local Web site. In that feature, this cool dad says that he prefers sexy thongs and trips to Antigua.

The other question that caught our attention was this one:

What is the worst pick-up line you ever heard? â€œCan I sign your ass with a Sharpie?â€

Hmm, that’s strange, we figured “get on that pole” was worse, but we’re not a hot bartender who tells high school cheerleaders to do such things.

Sadly one of the cheerleaders was wearing her Freedom High School uniform in photos that were posted on Facebook. A teacher was alerted, the cheerleading coach got involved and the teen was kicked off the team.

The girls said Russo did not try anything with them, but encouraged one 16-year-old as she removed her shirt during the Dec. 12 party.

There was only one other thing the girls did in the house to help out dad.

The 14-year-old also told police after Russo’s 4-year-old son — asleep upstairs during the party — wet his bed, she and another girl changed the sheets.

Steve is definitely up for our “Busted Coverage Parent Of The Year Award.”

He is charged with child endangerment and providing alcohol to minors. No word on when he’ll have his day in court.

[Steven Russo accused of hosting teen drinking parties]