Welcome to the world of ICP, Insane Clown Parenting.

Fuck you Sweden, America’s got the best post natal care.

He’s doing better than the kid in the ICP onesy that’s not autographed.

I spy with my little eye a guy dressed to make me cry.

He looks sad, so I guess there’s hope for this kid.

Now that he has daddy’s shirt he just needs an energy drink and partial employment.

Don’t these people know clowns are a baby’s natural enemy?

Pouring out a little purple drink for all my aborted juggalos.

If you put that chain around my neck I’d make the exact same face.

I can’t tell which one is more pre-mature.

I wouldn’t look at my dad either if he dressed that way.

The terrible two’s, the only time you’re gonna enjoy rap-rock.

Remember Juggalos are our future. Seriously remember that.

Just crossed eyes? How do none of these kids have a cleft palate?

What better way to celebrate the first year of fucking your kid’s life up.