H1!!! W3LCOM3! W3R3 4 N3W FL4RP T34M BUT W3R3 PR3TTY 4W3SOM3

Ok, so dont send us any weird photos of junk, or we'll personally hunt you down

WH4T K1ND OF JUNK >:?

I dunno, literal heaps of ru88ish pro8a8y? that would be lame to open your inbox for