late into the night The Portal erected another lost soul from earth originally. this time it was was a ggirl from kentucky. it was very late so no one saw or hear her arrive since no one was awake. a large centaur man with a top hat came over to her and said he would be her guide.

meanwhile, equius was lifting weights in the gym. he was listening to music too loud to know anything was awake other thn him. he left laura for a little bit to go on vaacation to see horuss, his older brother. horuss didnt like to go ot the gym because he was into the internet and adult cartoons. he probably watched porn but he mostly stayed g rated around equius because he is his brother.

equius was pumping weights, thin king about equius. he loved her very much and was so glad she agreed to marry him. he smiled to himself and imagined laura seeing his new muscles and orgasming. he didnt like having sex with her yet because he wass till learning it was okay to be sexy and not his previous prude self.

meanwhile eridan was working on his play. he was wearing his writing glasses which were super dorky and purple but also made him look like a sexy scientist. i smiled looking at him because he was so dorky and sexy but he was too busy looking at his play to notice. his play was a musical opera and it was gothic and angry but he always wrote it in his silly seahorse pjs so it wasnt like he was scary.

i texted laura but she was asleep. i tected my brother john but he was aslee. little did i know they were asleep together

the new girl rode the centaur to sburb university. meanwhile, the dark figures met in the dark and shook teir heads. this was not what they planned