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Roger is shocked to her about the implementation of the Lightning Network

Roger Finds out about Lightning Network

00:00 - 00:03 Now that we've bought bitcoin.com

00:04 - 00:05 and twitter handle @bitcoin

00:05 - 00:07 The flippening is set to happen any day now

00:08 - 00:12 Craig, Jihan, and Rick are shilling on a daily basis

00:12 - 00:15 And our sock puppets on r/btc continue spamming the Bitcoin mempool

00:17 - 00:19 Sell all our Bitcoin and pump up Bcash

00:19 - 00:21 We want people to think its the real Bitcoin

00:24 - 00:26 Roger...

00:27 - 00:28 Lightning Network...

00:31 - 00:33 Lightning Network now has hundreds of nodes and live transactions

00:34 - 00:36 Bitcoin transactions are set to become fast and cheap

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who isn't a paid shill for Bcash, leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 This is bullshit

01:15 - 01:17 Lightning Network was supposed to be bullshit

01:18 - 01:23 I spent all that money bribing Coinbase to surprise launch Bcash

01:25 - 01:28 Lightning Network was supposed to be a fantasy

01:29 - 01:31 What's the point of Bcash if Bitcoin has cheap transactions

01:31 - 01:34 Bcash is as good as garbage now

01:34 - 01:37 It's worse than garbage, you can't even burn it

01:37 - 01:40 Bcash is the biggest fraud in history

01:40 - 01:42 Roger, we could buy back our Bitcoin

01:42 - 01:46 With what, our shitty bcash, its worthless

01:46 - 01:48 Roger... maybe Bcash will be worth something

01:48 - 01:52 Now that Lightning makes Bitcoin transactions fast and cheap

01:53 - 01:54 It's all over

01:56 - 01:57 I thought that if we copy the name and logo

01:57 - 02:00 People wouldn't realize the difference

02:00 - 02:03 And I would be in charge of the whole thing

02:04 - 02:08 I would have the power and control

02:08 - 02:13 But Lightning Network is ruining everything with smarter scaling solutions

02:14 - 02:16 I am a self made millionaire

02:17 - 02:21 And now I've sold all my bitcoin and I'm broke

02:27 - 02:29 Maybe Andreas was right all along

02:30 - 02:34 Bitcoin's strength is from its decentralization

02:34 - 02:36 No man can rule over Bitcoin

02:41 - 02:42 Not even me

02:43 - 02:47 Even though I am a self made millionaire

02:48 - 02:53 I tried so hard to destroy Bitcoin

02:54 - 02:56 I went on CNBC more times than I can stomach

02:56 - 02:59 I made up every lie about Segwit

03:00 - 03:02 I said Lightning would never come and Bitcoin would be too expensive

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry, maybe your Ripple will still be worth something

03:14 - 03:16 Bcash is over

03:19 - 03:23 It was all just a fraud

03:25 - 03:26 the whole time

03:31 - 03:33 Buy back the Bitcoin

03:40 - 03:46 Tell them all to setup a full node and Lightning hub

03:46 - 03:49 Tell r/btc that it's over, we're done shilling