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Here’s Dan Riehl, a breitbart.com writer who’s on Mitt Romney’s list of approved bloggers, reacting to Salon editor Joan Walsh’s criticisms of Andrew Breitbart:

I don’t mind Joan Walsh getting low, but if she’s going to open her mouth, wish she’d do something I might actually enjoy for once! — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

@misslexi9162 I know, but one can always fantasize, right? LOL — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

I think I may have just discovered the most polite way of telling Joan Walsh to suck on this. lol — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

&, please, no indignant protestations of any alleged sexist attack. The woman is a pox, not a woman as ive evr considered sum1 2 B 1 — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Note again: this isn’t just a random wingnut crazy on Twitter; he’s one of a select group of right wing bloggers invited to meet personally with Mitt Romney. And also a creepy sexist pig.

(h/t: STLActivist.)

Now Riehl is reacting to this article:

Yay!! zzzz 2 bad no1 will C it RT @SlinkyBewmont: Hi Dan, you finally made the big time. Front page at @lizardoid ‘s dying blog #LGF — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

LMAO Chuckels Johnson, loser: “Romney Blogger Dan Riehl: ‘If Joan Walsh Is Going to Open Her Mouth, She Should Do Something I’d Enjoy’” — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Sez Chuckles, I’m not “just a random wingnut crazy on Twitter; he’s one of a select group of right wing bloggers “ — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

“invited to meet personally with Mitt Romney. And also a creepy sexist pig” — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

OK, I confess, I met Romney in highly secretive meeting, we shook hands, he smiled and actually spoke to me. Shocka…. As we shook hands - — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Mitt leaned in close and said, “Man that Chuckles Johnson really takes it in the azz, doesn’t he?” I just acknowledged him and moved on. — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

And now Chuckles has the rest of the story for his sorry azzed front page nobody reads. zzzzzzz — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

@buszero What can I say. Mitt gave Chuckles his props. Fekt bad witholding it all this time. ; ) — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

It’s OK. Chuckles big scoop on me will give way to a dumb pic of a sunset and some Eagles music shortly. Stay tuned. — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Chuckles is now RTing that Mitt said he takes it in the azz. Now that’s a publicity hound! ha ha ha — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

@Lizardoid you keep this up and ur blog is going to get put in the “special” section where they make u use large fonts — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Chuckles needs to change his banner to, “The most broadly humiliated blogger on the Internet” — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

It’s lk fighting w a guy who thinks he’s leading a large army against u. U hope he’ll wake up 1 day, look back & realize, no1s Bhind him — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Thank God Chuckles let me know he hit a nerve. Here I thought these tears were from laughing at him all afternoon. — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Seriously, I’m going to have to record audio here sumtime when I get into it w Chuckles. My Pugs keep raising their heads cuz I rlly do LOL — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

I dont judge ppl who lk 2 go 2 the park on Sats & feed the squirrels. I’d rather stay in the AC & collect nuts lk Chuckles sum days — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

Breaking at #LGEffed Tweets “Now up to 24 puerile tweets. DanRiehl is spewing hate like a firehose out of control.” — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012

A fire hose out of control? Well, we know Chuckles flunked Similes 101, if nothing else. — DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) May 26, 2012