Phacad3 strode into the restaurant, eyes dead set on haley who sat a few meters away.

He himself had arrived early, so he was quite surprised to see that haley had already settled down at their reserved table.

“H-Haley-chan, why did you arrive so early?”

“I just couldn’t stand waiting to get your ghast tears all over my face” She replied, as she dabbed her fingers in her glass of milk.

She then began to flick the milk onto her face, almost resembling semen, but Phacad3 quickly pushed that thought out of his mind.

He waddled to the table and sat down. The silence was deafening as he stared in Haley-chan’s kawaii eyes.

The waiter finally arrived to take their orders. Phacad3 order alphabet soup, and Haley-chan was ordering a humongous hotdog and an industrial sized banana, whilst miming the eating motion to the waiter. Phacad3 thought this looked oddly like she was sucking an imaginary penis, but he knew Haley-chan was too pure, and dismissed the thought.

A few minutes passed, and barely one word had been spoken between the two.

Haley-chan broke the silence with “Phacad3, let’s get a little…. Blocky.”

“Huh?” Phacad3 responded, hopelessly confused.

Immediately, Haley-chan slithered under the table as though she was as flexible as a snake. Phacad3 couldn’t comprehend what the hell had just happened as he sat there stunned and confused. He heard a loud “ZIIIIIPPPP” As haley-chan unzipped his skinny jeans.

“Woah, Haley-chan, what are you doing” Phacad3 whispered.

Haley-chan pulled out his penis, throbbing and pulsing as blood quickly ran through his veins.

By now, Phacad3 had caught on to what was happening, and braced himself for the ride of his life. However, what he felt subsiquently was a gloopy, very tight sensation around his cock. He looked down, and saw that Haley-chan had stuck his penis up her nose!

“H-Haley-chan!” He shouted, amassing stares from the other people in the restaurant, but she wouldn’t stop. She kept going faster and faster until Phacad3’s pixie dick had ejaculated up her nose. She was making glubbing noises as she smiled and backed away.

She stood up and stared at Phacad3, smiling.

She quickly turned away and begin to walk out of the restaurant. Phacad3 could barely comprehend what had just happened.

“W-wait Haley-chan! Where are you going!?” Phacad3 shouted with a croak in his voice.

Haley-chan turned around and snorted semen out of her nose as she smiled. “I’ve been collecting semen in my nasal cavaties for years. You’re just my most recent victim.” She said with a distinctively sinister tone.