Two years ago, Mattel immortalized four Mad Men characters in Barbie and Ken form as part of their fashion-model collection. While the dolls’ costumes were elegant and period-perfect—Betty Draper was fitted in a floral Grace Kelly–style dress, and Roger Sterling wore a dapper three-piece suit—the overall Barbie-fication was a minor letdown, considering that Ken-doll Don Draper looked more like a ventriloquist’s dummy than Jon Hamm, and Christina Hendricks's Barbie-ready dimensions were slashed in favor of a stick-figure Joan Holloway. Now, though, a New York–based photographer has modified a handful of Mattel dolls to more realistically resemble Mad Men characters, thanks in part to their eerily accurate Season Five accessories.

The looks and photographs, by Michael Williams of My Life in Plastic, depict Megan Draper in her stylish “Zou Bisou Bisou” ensemble, with microphone, massive diamond ring, and a discarded dish of orange sherbet nearby. Sally Draper’s look is completed with a phone (for calls to Glen Bishop), a nightmare-inducing newspaper, and a bottle of Seconal sleeping pills. Barbie Joan Harris now wears her Jaguar-tryst-acquired emerald necklace and a fur coat from Roger Sterling, while pushing a baby stroller. Peggy stands in front of a Heinz Baked Beans slogan with a box of popcorn (leftover from a questionable matinee with a stranger earlier this season) and a wad of cash ingeniously extorted from Roger Sterling. And perhaps best of all, Betty Draper Francis is shown with an oversized coat concealing her new figure, a can of whipped cream, and a Weight Watchers scale holding a pair of ice cream sundaes (one for Betty, one for Sally, and when she doesn't want to finish it, another one for Betty).

Curiously enough, while Roger Sterling, Pete Campbell, and Michael Ginsberg get the Ken-doll treatment, Don Draper is left without a plastic surrogate. Unfortunately for Mad Men tchotchke collectors, Michael Williams’s modified Barbies are not available for purchase.