#001 Cindy Baker Her lovely burnt skin inspired a fashion blog article on sun damage chic. The sun burn is actually cake frosting and this information means nothing.

#002 Corey Director A personal hero of mine. Forces his work to film everything in the middle of the night. His favourite snacks are garlic bread & mineral water.

#003 Dingo Model Currently accepting work. Get in touch!

#004 Jacko Uni Lad Claims to be the best beer pong player on campus. Has real goals and ambitions, but forgets what they are every weekend after a few pints of Bev & Micks.

#005 Jamezzz Student All of his assignments are due at the same time. He finished them ages ago but stays up at night thinking about his crippling debt and looming failures.

#006 Beep Card Reader A janitor from another planet, known for his bold outfits and Agoraphobia. Took a new job on Earth but doesn’t know if he’s doing a good job because of the language barrier.

#007 Tinnie Beer Can Does not know where he came from or where he is going but has vague memories of someone named Jacko being his mum.

#008 Lunar E Undercover M8 Has two hobbies: Cyber Catfishing and reenacting Leonardo DiCaprio scenes on Bourke street.

#009 Rajeev Teacher Held a competition amongst his students, the winner got to name his new cat. Now owns a cat named 'Werk-werk-werk Prince Pingu for Dab King'.

#010 Princess C Helper Dog Fell in love with the dog sitting down the aisle. When it got closer she realised it was just a bag of groceries.

#011 Porke Was Here Having a competition with his friend to see who can go the longest without selling out.

#012 Otana Gorilla Couldn’t take all of societies pressure to support his harem and broke out. Thought he could top up his card on the tram.

#013 Nost Vandal A geocaching enthusiast. Found her 'art' mask when she strayed away from the Cache group (the traveling cargo skirts) and was left behind in an abandoned apartment building.

#014 Stephy K Alternative A Diabetes camp counsellor that identifies as the Super Robot Red Baron. After a dress up party on the soccer oval, she gave me my first kiss.

#015 Sahra Protester Talked smack about other protesters on her personal blog. Then a video of her falling on her face went viral. Whoopsie.

#016 Wheelie Suitcase Q: Why did Wheelie cross the road?

A: That's just how it rolls...

#017 Nasubi Superhero The Close-Fisted Nasubi, Melbourne’s best superhero. His blue hat helps contain the force of his thrifty power.

#018 Boy Bingz Musician On the way to the movies he got caught in a time paradox and transcended not being incomprehensible by the human mind.

#019 Elsa 2 Year Old Her name isn’t really Elsa, but refuses to respond to anything else. She doesn’t touch on because her grandma doesn’t.

#020 Adam B Politician His glasses are the source of his rational power and will one day be used to save humanity, on his face or another’s.

#021 Burden Squiggly Line Got called a freak in high school and started committing low level crimes like egging and fare evading to get back at the world.

#022 Jessica Drunk Mess Loves to help people and talk about their problems. Talks loud enough for everyone on the tram to hear her.

#023 Pickle Cosplayer Quit his job to create a video game based youtube channel after everyone at Comic-Con talked him into it. Sold his car but his outfits are too hot to walk in.

#024 Sugar S Exotic Dancer Parents recently cut her off, but is richer than ever due to a career change.

#025 Myamoto Tourist Had his wallet stolen while taking a picture of a random building. Apparently got 62 likes for it on Instagram.

#026 Juan Backpacker Has a great offer to save money on your energy bill. He's also ridden the Southern Star 6 times since he arrived.

#027 Two Backpack Filled with printed pictures of cats and three bananas. They really helped when he got left behind at the zoo.

#028 Albert Homeless Was fired from his telecommunications job. Has a iPod mini that he charges in a red rooster bathroom because he can’t fall asleep unless he is listening to ’This American Life’.

#029 Alice S Singer Borrows money from her parents to support her dream of being a pop star. Spends it all on candles to make her room smell nice.

#030 Alberto Hipster Doesn’t pay for public transport because they don’t operate under a fare-trade structure. Still needs it to get from his telecommunications job to his naked yoga class every Tuesday.

#031 Mrs Doyle Mother The work out clothes she wears are too tight to fit anything in the pockets. But boy! How does she find the time to exercise so much?

#032 Ronald Employee Couldn’t handle mainstream learning so opted for the school of life instead. Recently spent her savings to study management online.

#033 Joffa Magpie Travels 4 hours every weekend to yell profanities at professional athletes.

#034 Seven Celebrity Chef Constantly traveling back in time to try and get on ‘My Kitchen Rules’. The one time she was successful she refused to cook anything except pho for the entire show.

#035 Mr Beats Headphones Ran away from home after being forced to listen to Kpop for 8 months straight. Currently seeking older male gentleman.