As you know, Hillary Clinton was recently convinced to read a portion of the Mueller report, which gave some an idea: Why not have the two-time presidential candidate read the entire report for an audiobook? As evidenced by the squee factor on Brian Stelter’s “Reliable Sources” show on CNN, Clinton might feel some pressure to do so by the totally objective national media:

"Hillary Clinton Audiobook of Mueller Report." Comedy Central's @JordanKlepper convinced Hillary Clinton to read some of the report aloud: https://t.co/97XXPA9VOB Klepper will join me on @ReliableSources later today — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) April 28, 2019

Obviously Stelter was highly amused:

Hillary Clinton reads from Mueller report in new video https://t.co/xFo7ologRC pic.twitter.com/BgR0u7mu7t — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) April 29, 2019

Do they get that Hillary reading from a report that torpedoed the crux of Clinton and the Democrats’ 2016 narrative is actually a self-own? Obviously not.

How is this even a story? — Lee C Eldridge (@LeeCEldridge) April 29, 2019

THIS. Is CNN.

Cannot wait to hear her read the IG report coming out soon…about her actions? — Silver Sneekers (@Ms_S1954) April 29, 2019

“News” — Still like beer ? (@UVIL1991) April 29, 2019

Brian, how about just reporting Real News? — Willy Nilly ?? (@WilleeNillee) April 28, 2019

It’s totally fitting though that “Reliable Sources” had a Comedy Central host on (they can’t always just rely on Dan Rather).