We would like to wish all of our real Star Wars-obsessed Moms, a Happy Mother’s Day from Mom Mothma & the entire faking crew at FakingStarWars.net. And if you’d like to request my advice on any other issue, drop me a line at MothmaKnowsBest@gmail.com . May the shopping Force be with you this weekend!

Every year, kids (and husbands) around the world go hunting for that one special Mother’s Day gift for Mom. Sadly, many times they miss the mark. This year… Mom Mothma (that’s me) is giving you some proven shopping tips for your fanatical, Star Wars-loving Moms! Keep reading for my full strategic briefing…

Mom Mothma

While Mon Mothma works tirelessly to facilitate peace between the Galactic Republic and the Confederacy of Independent Systems, her alter ego Mom Mothma secretly spreads disinformation via the Galactic Internet in an effort to throw the bucket heads off of the Rebel Alliance’s scent. In her spare time (as if Moms have spare time) Mothma serves as an adviser to the masses of lost souls who are struggling to grasp reality. She trolls the web searching for posts written by confused individuals, offering both welcome and unwelcome advice to those who need a dose of reality in a galaxy riddled with illusions. If you are one of the disillusioned individuals seeking unadulterated truth, Mom Mothma is the adviser you never knew you always needed! Seek her at MothmaKnowsBest@gmail.com, and you never know, your question may be featured in her Mom Mothma Knows Best column!