Earlier today, we learned that Tim Duncan apparently hates Kevin Garnett. You can learn more about the details of Duncan’s hatred, described as “they way liberals hate Sean Hannity,” here.

This certainly makes a potential Spurs-Celtics NBA Finals more intriguing. But for that to happen, the Spurs will have to get past high-flying Oklahoma City and the Celtics will need to hold off the pesky 76ers and then beat the Indiana Pacers. (Yep, I went there.)

But why should we wait and hope for an on-court meeting between Garnett and Duncan when we can fantasize about how one might go in a photo story?

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, so my apologies if I’m a bit rusty, but I hope you enjoy:

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Now we shall wait and see what happens in the NBA Playoffs to see if Duncan and Garnett can square off in real life. I’m sure Duncan’s expression won’t change – it never does – but Garnett is sure to have a little extra fire with the knowledge that Duncan does not think highly of him.

Of course, no matter what happens, Duncan will still go down as a better power forward than Garnett, so the quiet Spur will always get the last laugh.