Promoting Mystery Science Theater 3000 TV show

Good show. Trace and Jim are funny good guests and make for a funny show.

Adam starts by saying Drew is at home "coughing up his third lung." He introduces Dr. Marcel and it is revealed that Drew and Marcel were roommates in medical school. He also mentions Drew's wife Susan was on the show once.

The first caller is a girl whose friend had sex in her parents bed but left a condom in the sheets. Her mom found it and blamed the daughter even though she didn't do anything. Adam talks the girl into putting her mother on the phone. He sort of gets her off the hook.

Trace and Jim come in the studio and talk about the movie. They get involved with the callers and make some funny comments.

Dr. Marcel talks about lasers and how they are used in plastic surgery.

Caller Courtney starts her call by asking why Producer Ann wasn't in the KROQ calendar. She chimes in and says it's a damn good question. Adam talks Courtney into saying "I'm a virgin and I'm proud."

Adam actually reads some faxes. The sender, named Sean is a bit obsessed with MST3K. He asks the guys to record a phone message for him in character. The first attempt wasn't great so they do a take 2 and it goes much better.

Caller Pat is a 14 year old who wants to break up with his ball and chain of a girlfriend because she watches kids' shows.

Adam says that Dr. Drew had a 104.5 temperature last night. He then compares him getting sick to a firefighter's pants catching on fire.

Trace and Jim back Adam up on girls needing a man to have a sense of humor to be completely untrue.

A caller gives a average penis size in centimeters and Adam yells at him for not being able to convert it to inches. He then gives proper measuring instructions.

The next caller does some metric to standard converting from the last caller. Adam announces he is pissed because the Baywatch time spot was replaced by Star Trek.

Caller Bob got his best friend's fiancÃ© pregnant. Engineer Mike calls bogus on Bob.

MST3K is given one last plug and Dr. Marcel is thanked for coming in. Jasmin St. Claire is going to be a guest soon. She wants to have sex with 300 men in the same day and get it on video to set a world record. Some other upcoming guests are Spacehog, Rancid and Kids in the Hall. Thanks is given where thanks is do and the show ends, but Adam doesn't say Mahalo.