So you're fifteen and just realized the planet is undergoing its sixth mass extinction and you've got two papers due, a math quiz, your parents are riding your ass for you to participate in more extra-curricular activities so you can go to your Dad's alma mater. What do you do?

KC & JP try to answer that question and others posed to us and the intertubes by woke teenagers and explore how to drop out before you've dropped in.

GRANOLA SHOTGUN POST REFERENCED

granolashotgun.com/2019/05/16/24-58/

Plant of the Episode:

Toothache Plant AKA: Acmella Oleracea, Paracress, Sichuan Buttons, Buzz Buttons (our favorite), Ting Flowers, and Electric Daisy

SKITS:

KC the Substitute Teacher ( 01:00:32 )

Teenage Market Garden ( 01:09:53 )