Well met, munchkins,

First and foremost, a heartfelt thanks to the peoples of Reddit whom, it would appear, have taken us Coconutz to their bosom. Stats in WordPress are definitely an interesting place for analysis. Anyway, people of Reddit and sub-Reddits Coconutz who are about to be infused, we salute thee. It gave us a boost today, it must be said, when one was needed.

Rain makes the Big Chief think back to his native Escocia, a beloved country to our beloved leader yet much deluded in its views towards our favourite ingredient. Having woken and dealt with the fresh Coconutz Oil from the night before, the Chief Coco got a bit sentimental over the precipitation dropping outdoors.

To avoid the feelings of nostalgia, the big chief was soon cooking up a storm. While there was much lust for huevos rancheros, tortillas eluded us. Disaster. Until. The birth of the Tattie CannaScone.

Oh, dear readers, words cannot describe the beauty of it all. The chief was silent, eyes closed, feeling the fool foodgasm occurring at that moment in his mouth. Full details for Hardcore huevos shall be appearing shortly, with the scone recipe you can at least begin!

In other news, you may remember the gentleman who came looking for the medicinal oil from us a few days ago. He rang in tears this morning to tell us that his daughter who, until now, hadn’t shown signs of life in close to a year, despite full medical support, was now moving an arm and a leg after two days. His thanks were heartfelt. We reserve judgement. We are very touched, for now. We will be happy when she is up and walking and can tell us herself, then we shall rejoice.

Also, our chief chemist has a family member in town who brought through some goodies. Christmas came early this year, Santa delivered 2 oil rig attachments for the bong, as well as 2 non-stick containers and dabbing utensils. Chemist-in-chief Coconut is a very happy Coconut. Also, proper bubble hash bags 😀

Now, we are picking apart some nice cured indoor sativa we suspect is lemon haze.

I spy lemon sponge cake. Anyhow, time to be social now we have an estranged Coconut in the mix. There is beer to be had.

We do hope you like our ludicrous literary creations. If you have any suggestions, recipes you crave to be infused, get in touch in the comments below. Or, keep up to date with our antics through our social media.

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