Here's some copypasta instead of a meme:



What the devil did you just bloody say about me, you little ranker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Grenadier Guards, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Napoleon's camp, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sharpshooter in the entire British army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the devil out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me over the carrier pigeon network? Think again, frog. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your location is being pinpointed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bloody dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable French existence off the face of the continent, you little fool. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you imbecile. I will defecate fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bloody dead, boy-o.