Internationally-renowned autism expert Dr. Rob Schneider is on call and he’s here to tell you that vaccines — pretty much all vaccines, apparently — are hazardous to your health.

CNN IS NOW COVERING THE STORY!!CDC TOP SCIENTIST ADMITS THEY LIED! HOW MANY CHILDREN WERE INJURED PERMANENTLY?!!! http://t.co/YgUnjdo1Ff — Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) August 22, 2014

Well, it’s not exactly CNN. It’s actually CNN “iReport” — stories uploaded by random people that are “[n]ot verified by CNN.”

The story linked by Schneider was posted by “bobbydee2014” of Atlanta.

And if that doesn’t settle the scientific debate, surely these Twitter testimonials will:

@RobSchneider my son was fine until his mmr now he is autistic and I have always said it was his injections that did it x — Nikkola Marsh (@nikkolam46) August 22, 2014

@RobSchneider Lathen is still at Riley's Children's Hospital and can't walk. His left side looks like a stroke patient. He's 4 years old — April H (@aprilh71) August 22, 2014

@RobSchneider My son got autism from his MMR, given on time. The CDC knew better and lied to protect themselves and vaccine makers. Shame. — Holly Bortfeld (@TACANow) August 22, 2014

@RobSchneider my daughter cried for 24 hours after the Hep B. vaccine shortly after birth. She has brain lesions and mitochondrial disorder — Danielle Steffe (@DanielleSteffe) August 23, 2014

@RobSchneider My awesome nephew is Autistic now after being vaccinated with MMR. My beautiful daughter diagnosed with A plastic after HepB — LawDMac (@LawDMac) August 23, 2014

@RobSchneider I took Gardasil, now I can't walk, have Lyme, Hashimoto's Encephalitis& Thyroidism, several confections,& had a stroke — Cherry Lymeaid (@banana_hannah4) August 23, 2014

The proof is OUT!

The proof is OUT! YOUR CDC lied to you and if your child was injured TELL PEOPLE! YOUR CONGRESSMAN, YOUR LOCAL TV!! http://t.co/YgUnjdo1Ff — Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) August 23, 2014

WHY ISN'T THIS CDC FRAUD STORY ON TV? CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES IN CONGRESS!! http://t.co/YgUnjdo1Ff — Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) August 23, 2014

If Donald Trump is ever elected president, he won’t have to look far to find his Surgeon General.

Derp dee derp…

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