The awesome auto-rickshaw

Sandwich ride.

Sandwich

That guy who consumes the entire seat like a blackhole .

Blackhole

The guy who needs two seats each for each of his legs.

I just need 2 seats

I wonder if people like these think that other people have only one leg and need only half seat.





Thigh oppression

Thigh paralysis

The guy who thinks you are a stand to keep his hands on.

Human stand

Kids and more kids.

Infinity kids

The guy carrying the entire galaxy with him

Galaxy in an auto

The talker

The talker

The omnipresent creepy guy.

The creepy guy

Finally the gentleman who adjusts to give you extra space.

The gentleman

Troubles faced by guys sitting in the front seat :

Front seat troubles

Did you ever wonder if you are going to die in an auto ride? Because they go at aof 78654309 miles/sec. In away.your body to the edges of the universe. It's more or less like thein Harry Potter except for the cool part-magic.Now imagine all that with loudmusic. This is the awesomewhere you think rationally - "perhaps dying in an auto ride is not so bad". There's a high probability that this disco consists of Salman Khan and 90's actresses'all around. You may also see "I love you" painted on the:-|. And aabout women/love in general on the backside of the auto- no, not "", it's more like "." or "". You don't get that kind of wisdom elsewhere.Sometimes it's not a roller coaster ride, some autos move like a(no, not like Flash) letting all the pedestrians and cycling people overtake you.Going by aauto in Hyderabad is a feat in itself. You struggle every single day. Shared cab ride is far better than shared auto, but sometimes you can't find a cab and sometimes you have to wait longer for the cab to arrive or to pick other passengers. It's basically a trade-off between money and time.Following situations depict everyday autousing insanely awesome drawings of stick figures.They come and sit hurriedly - I guess they are worried that the auto may take off like a rocket anytime. Even if there's tiny space and they got to adjust, they don't. They just sit on half of your thigh. You may try to rescue your thigh or tell them politely or even protest. But everything is useless.. Just let it happen. It's not like the thigh paralysis you get after that is permanent.Please keep your hands in your lap. Other people's laps or hands are not your personal space. Also, in the above drawing, he is not a mutant who has an insanely long hand.Kidson your feet andtheir legs- casually hitting you all through the ride - all the while their mom is just so oblivious to everything.More and more stuff until the entire auto is covered with it to the point that you can't see anything ahead.It often happens that someone talks to me or asks me something when I am visiblyin. And when I realize that they said something, remove my earphones and ask them to repeat, they ask me a continuation question.FYI, that's not a butcher knife in my hand, it's supposed to be like the sword with which the Queen knights a person.The auto driver gives space enough for yourto fit in and when you look at him with that "Are you kidding me?" face, he looks at you as if you are crazy. Because he sees an ever expanding universe in thatspace and he can't understand all that fuss you are making about "need more space" like his wife. You finally decide to go for an adventure and board the auto only to end up dragging your knee on the road like those cool bike racers.After all these troubles, when you pay the auto driver, he yells at you for not havingDespite all this, autos are still preferred by most of them because of therates. Many of the auto drivers are kind and polite.If only some auto drivers couldeverywhere :(PS: Sorry for the poor drawings.Suggestions on how to draw, even digitally are welcome :)