Iooselipssinkships Sat 27-Apr-19 08:06:30

We use the fireman's blanket approach in our house. Or play YouTube on our phones. We also close the bedroom door prior to going to the toilet (if upstairs) and DD 11 has started taking the same approach.

It's just respect and steers off any embarrassing sounds.

We also spray light strawberry mist after the business from the body shop, not because we're posh but I got it for Christmas for the 7th year running off the inlaws. I've also enough strawberry body butter to moisturize a family of 10.

Going for a poo is no secret here but we have our ways about it.

I'm actually typing this from the toilet right now. (omg am not poo troll I genuinely am on toilet as I'm going on a new course for diploma and am nervy swervy with tummy scurvy) good day to all