Welcome to week two of the inaugural Fan Misery Index. If you just stumbled upon this, please go read the concept and rules for tracking the morbid depression that only college football fans can truly know. Just remember, the FMI is not about measuring how good a team is, it’s about measuring how much they hurt the people who love them.

The pack is beginning to spread out now, with (much to my delight) more fans spiraling downward than clawing their way out. We can expect a lot of movement next week as the first round of win/loss streak payouts hits. Until then let’s all just enjoy that Florida and Tennessee are sharing a table in the Fourth Circle.

MISERY OF NOTE