Am I the only one who'd still rather have a decent 9mm?

I don't even own any firearms, but if I did, it'd either be a decent 9mm (maybe Glock 17, or a Beretta), or an M1 Garand just for historical value.

Weird sorta shotpistol things just don't make much sense to me for anything I'd do with a firearm (range shooting, hunting, or even zombie defense).

Honestly, when the zombies do come, I want a semi-auto shotgun.