These little babehhhhhs love chocolate. So much so that have forgotten all the basic decorum, civility and good social graces babies are so well known for. Normally, babies (as I've been told by supportive friends who I deeply trust) eat with the most gratious of table manners, politely giving themselves small bites until they are full, dab themselves on the corner of the mouth with a cloth napkin and sweetly ask to be excused.


So I guess chocolate just turns them into mad heathens. Can't say I blame them. I have a dark chocolate almond bar in my cabinet that I put away earlier like "NBD I DON'T REALLY WANT THIS LOL." I doubt that thing will make it through my shift tonight.