I had an epiphany last night on the way home from work, it just came to me in a flash. The solution to all of our economic worries is to legalise canabis. Just think of all the tax the government could bring in from canabis sales! We’d be rolling in it (pardon the pun).

OK so the streets might be awash with pink-eyed, paranoid teenagers giggling and munching bags of Walkers Sensations but that seems like a small price to pay for economic stability.

It’s a little controversial but you know it makes sense!