So, if Mono Black devotion and U/W/x control are gonna be big decks, might as well come up with some answers.

NOTE: Do not actually play this deck if you want to actually win events. You will lose 100% of games against everything but these two decks. There are probably even better avenues to beating these decks. R/G Monsters comes to mind. But I think I hate forests even more than I hate Desecration Demon, so here we go.