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Andy Reid finds out that his hopes of a first round bye depend on the Patriots losing to the Dolphins

Andy Reid finds out who the Pats are playing

00:00 - 00:03 The Ravens have cliched the first seed and home field

00:04 - 00:05 The Patriots are #2

00:05 - 00:07 And we will finish #3

00:08 - 00:12 So we will have to play in the wild card round

00:12 - 00:15 But we will have home field and play #6 at least

00:17 - 00:19 But if we win and the Pats lose

00:19 - 00:21 We can still get a bye

00:24 - 00:26 Coach Reid

00:27 - 00:28 They play...

00:31 - 00:33 The Patriots are playing the Dolphins on Sunday

00:34 - 00:36 They never lose home division games

00:53 - 00:58 The following men will stay: my coordinators, Patrick Mahomes, and my BBQ chef

01:13 - 01:15 They play the Dolphins?

01:15 - 01:17 They get to play the Dolphins?

01:18 - 01:23 The Dolphins are trying to tank this year and now they get to play them again?

01:25 - 01:28 That division is a joke.

01:29 - 01:31 Every year it's a joke!

01:31 - 01:34 All we had to do was beat the Tennessee Titans

01:34 - 01:37 And how did we lose three games at Arrowhead this year?

01:37 - 01:40 I thought that was the loudest stadium in the NFL, huh?

01:40 - 01:42 Coach Reid, Patrick Mahomes our MVP quarterback was hurt

01:42 - 01:46 I don't care if he was hurt! He was hurt for one of those losses!

01:46 - 01:48 Coach Reid, we'll surely win in the Wild Card

01:48 - 01:52 We'll probably play the Titans in the Wild Card you idiot!

01:53 - 01:54 The team we lost to!

01:56 - 01:57 I bribed the refs you know

01:57 - 02:00 I bribed the refs on Sunday Night Football, for nothing

02:00 - 02:03 You know what kind of risk I took bribing Boger?

02:04 - 02:08 You know we've never won the Larmar Hunt Trophy?

02:08 - 02:13 The last time we went to the Super Bowl was before the damn merger!

02:14 - 02:16 Lamar Hunt founded this team and we still haven't won his damn trophy

02:17 - 02:21 It's like all you idiots want me to retire without a single Super Bowl

02:27 - 02:29 200 wins and no Super Bowl

02:30 - 02:34 Dee Ford doesn't go offside and we'd have won last year's Super Bowl

02:34 - 02:36 McVay had no clue what to do

02:41 - 02:42 Then the coin toss

02:43 - 02:47 I swear, Belichick literally made a deal with the devil in 2001

02:48 - 02:53 Patrick Mahomes didn't even get to play in overtime

02:54 - 02:56 That's how they won Super Bowl LI too

02:56 - 02:59 Why can't we be the luckiest franchise for once?

03:00 - 03:02 We couldn't just beat the Colts or Titans?

03:04 - 03:07 Brees will make the NFL 125, don't worry

03:14 - 03:16 Let's get ready for the Chargers

03:19 - 03:23 The last thing we need is Houston passing us

03:25 - 03:26 Then we'd play Buffalo

03:31 - 03:33 I'm really hungry

03:40 - 03:46 When I get to my office, the biggest plate of BBQ I've ever seen better be waiting for me

03:46 - 03:49 With fries. Lots and lots of french fries.