UKIP to make it illegal to discriminate against racists

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has announced radical new plans to make it illegal to discriminate against racists in the workplace.

“I think the treatment of racists in our country is a disgrace,” he said from some pub or other.

“Everyone else gets equal treatment, the ladies, the woofters and even the coloureds – but racists continued to be persecuted at work.”

“There are numerous documented cases of people being ostracised, even sacked for espousing racist views, and a UKIP government we would seek to prevent this and protect them.”

UKIP discrimination legislation

The plans have been greeted enthusiastically by UKIP’s supporters, who are largely in favour of further racist rights.

“This is brilliant,” said Simon Williams, a knuckle-dragging hate-filled underachiever and UKIP supporter.

“I think it’s really unfair that, like, black people are allowed to come into work and be all black, but I’m not even allowed to say that I think it’s a bit ‘not quite right’.”

“I mean, I’m not a racialist, but it’s sort of like anti-racialists being, like, racialist against me for my views. Which definitely aren’t racialist.”

“He should do something about blokes not being allowed to slap birds’ arses at work next.”

The announcement is finally thought to give an indication of what to expect from a UKIP manifesto; a combination of ill-considered hate-mongering and gross stupidity.

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