Wow, I got a really generous gifter!

Seeing my knightly profile picture, she challenged me to three quests, which had my brain all abuzz. What horrible, vile tests would she put me up to?

Firstly, a contest of survival from the other side of the zombie apocalypse: Steve Jackson's Zombie Dice, a game about eating as many brains as you can without getting blasted to rancid bits with a shotgun. What a metaphor for our daily grinds, the good deeds and good intentions that never go unpunished.

Secondly, a contest of wits and speed in the animal kingdom: Poo, a card game about monkeys taking out the frustrations of living in a zoo by throwing, well, poo at each other. Haven't we all felt that way before? Just so angry you could throw your own poo at someone?

Finally, a contest of knowledge, bravery, and mental fortitude against Things Which Should Not Be: Witch of Salem, a cooperative game about stopping the release of a Great Old One based on books by Wolfgang Hohlbein... based on stories by H.P. Lovecraft. Don't we all have a "Great Old One" in our lives, and isn't always the help of friends that gets us through such troubles?

Anyhow, I gotta go eat a brain, throw a poo, and lose my mind reading the Necronomicon.

Thanks, Gifter! You're an awesome human being.