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Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in pop culture and the 40K universe, people on /tg/ sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true grimdark potential.

See also Adventuring songwriting.



Each of the following songs counts as a sonic Ordinatus.

Disney Adaptations [ edit ]

The most popular segment to be subjected to grimdarkification, Disney songs seem to lend themselves well to the total despair of the 41st millennium.

Aladdin: A Whole New World [ edit ]

[Ghazghkull]

I’ll kill da ooniverse!

Burn’s it, smash’s it, stomp’s it!

Tell me Yarrick now when’s did I last

Get’s a nice surprise?



[Yarrick]

Well, just open your eyes!



[Ghazghkull]

Look at all of dese wonders!

So much chance ‘ere for plunders

On a mighty fighitn ride!

Armageddon!

With kool, amazin rockrete pits

Not normal humie runts

An’ no weak punts

Or tribes of smaller orkish gits



[Yarrick]

Armageddon!

A wondrous place of giant hives

Where billions of souls

Live like moles

Never see the sky in all their lives



[Ghazghkull]

Never da sky in all dere lives



[Yarrick]

Unbelievable war

Orks coming on them like rain

Fighting, dying and much pain

Through deserts of blackened waste

Armageddon!



[Ghazghkull]

Don’t you dare leave dis place!



[Yarrick]

A hundred million fallen souls



[Ghazghkull]

I’s wants you to stay ‘ere



[Yarrick]

There’s so much shooting here,

And so much fear

I won’t ever leave this war-torn world



[Ghazghkull]

Armageddon



[Yarrick]

I think I am stuck here



[Ghazghkull]

Wit new fun chances of fightin



[Yarrick]

Everyday it gets harder



[Both]

I’ll chase you, gun in hand

Across this land

Let me share Armageddon

with you



[Ghazghkull]

Armageddon



[Yarrick]

Armageddon



[Ghazghkull]

Dat’s where I waaaagh



[Yarrick]

That’s where I stand



[Ghazghkull]

A fight at hand!



[Yarrick]:

On this black sand



[Both]

So don’t you leave!



Aladdin:Daemon Prince Abby [ edit ]

Prince Abby! Mighty is he, Abby Abaddon!

Strong as 10 Space Marine men definitely!

He's faced the zealoting hordes

A hundred Grey Knights with swords

Who sent them back to Matt Ward?

Why, Prince Abby...

He's got seventy-five golden Screamers

Purple Horrors, he's got fifty-three

When it comes to exotic-type Daemons

Has he got a Warp?

I'm telling you, it's world-class Daemonology!

Prince Abby! Handsome is he, Abby Abaddon

That physique! How can I speak

Weak at the knee

Well, reality's what we shall tear,

We'll shatter the veil, so prepare

To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Abby!

He's got ninety-five White Scar mon-keighs

(He's got the mon-keighs, let's see the mon-keighs)

And imbues all with mutations for free

(He's generous, so generous)

He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to worship him)

They bow to his whim love serving him

They're just feverish with loyalty to Abby! Prince Abby!

Prince Abby!

Amorous he! Abby Abaddon!

Heard your planet was a sight lovely to see

And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by

With sixty Juggernauts, bloodletters galore

With his Fiends and Nurglings

A war band and more

With his forty Flamers, his cultists, his traitors

His Furies that warble on key

Make way for prince Abby!

Aladdin: Friend Like Me [ edit ]

Tzeentch:

Well the Emperor had them twenty legions

Eldrad had a thousand plots

But Horus you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never stops

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ways to really up your odds

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is ask us Gods

And we'll say

Well Mister Horus, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let us take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had no friends like these

No no no



Nurgle:

Life is your restaurant

And we're your maitre d's

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had no friends like these



Slaanesh:

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss,

The Emps, A GOD

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Warp Power, huh?



Khorne: Burn some of planet "A"

Burn ALL of planet "B"



Tzeentch: We're in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had no friends like these

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go, poof?

Well, looky here

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the Loyalists disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got us bona fide, certified

You got us Chaos Gods for your chare d'affaires

We got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is ask like so - and oh

Well Mister Horus, sir, have a wish or two or three

We're on the job, you big nabob



Nurgle: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend



Khorne: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend



Slaanesh: You ain't never had a friend like me



Tzeentch: You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

Snow white: Om nom Om nom [ edit ]

Om nom Om nom Its Off To Eat We Go!!

We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

In our Hive the whole day through

To Kill Eat Kill Eat Kill Eat Eat Eat Eat

Its what we like to do

It ain't no trick

To get fat quick

If ya kill kill kill

With a talon or a gun

In a hive (Echo: In a hive)

LOUDER: In a hive(echo: IN A HIVE)

Where a million life-forms

LONG: ddddiiinnnneee (om nom nom)

We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

From early mornin' til' night

We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

On everything in sight

We take our time

Then find some more

There's thousands to be sometime born

And We dont know what we eat them for

We Om nom nom noma nom nom

Pocahontas: Savages [ edit ]

-Part 1-

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]

What can you expect

From filthy little xenos?

Their whole disgusting race is like a curse

For them no tears we shed

They're only good when dead

They're vermin, as I said

And worse



[Deathwatch Marines]

They're aliens! Aliens!



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]

They're not even human



[Deathwatch Marines]

Aliens! Aliens!



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]

Astartes to the fore!

They're not like you and me

Which means that we must purge them

We must sound the drums of war!



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines]

They're aliens! Aliens!

Filthy xenos rabble!

Now we sound the drums of war!



[Eldrad]

This is as I saw

With their absurd ambition

The Mon-Keigh seek to conquer and destroy



[Caerys]

Beneath that armour plate

They harbor only hate



[Aspect Warriors]

Killing them shall be a joy



[Aspect Warriors]

They're savages! Savages!

Zeal and fervor blinds them

Savages! Savages!



[Caerys]

Killers at the core



[Exarch]

They're a lesser race than us

Which means they can't be trusted



[Eldrad]

We must sound the drums of war



[Aspect Warriors]

They're savages! Savages!

Now we march against them

And we sound the drums of war



[Deathwatch Marines]

Aliens! Aliens!



[Watch Captain]

Let's go kill a few, men!



[Aspect Warriors]

Savages! Savages!



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]

Now it's up to you, men!



[All]

(Aliens) Savages! (Aliens) Savages!

They are lesser creatures!

Now we sound the drums of war!



-Intermission-



[Taldeer]

They're going to kill him at sunrise, Grandmother Wraithbone.



[Grandmother Wraithbone]

You have to stop them!



[Taldeer]

I can't...



[Grandmother Wraithbone]

Child, remember your vision-



[Taldeer]

I was wrong, Grandmother Wraithbone, I followed the wrong path! I feel so lost...



[Taldeer]

The auspex... The spinning arrow...



[Grandmother Wraithbone]

It's the arrow from your vision!



[Taldeer]

I was right, it was pointing to him! Sunrise...



[Grandmother Wraithbone]

It's not too late, child! Let the spirits of the webway guide you! You know your path, child, now follow it!



-Part 2-

[Taldeer]

Is there nothing I can do?

Can I make these soldiers yield?

Is it only death that waits

Out there on the battlefield?



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]

This will be the day ...

(Let's go men!)



[Eldrad]

This will be the morning ...

(Bring out the prisoner!)



[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]

We will see them dying in the dust



[Taldeer]

I don't know what I can do

Still, I know that I must try



[Deathwatch Marines]

Now we make them pay



[Taldeer]

Isha, help my feet to fly



[Rangers]

Now without a warning ...



[Taldeer]

Kurnous, help my heart be great



[Deathwatch Marines]

Now we leave them blood and bone and rust



[Taldeer]

Spirits of the wraithbone cry ...



[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]

It's them or us



[Taldeer]

Please don't let it be to late ...



[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]

They're just a bunch of

Filthy, stinking



[Deathwatch Marines]

Aliens!



[Aspect Warriors]

Savages!



[Deathwatch Marines]

Daemons!



[Aspect Warriors]

Primates!



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]

Kill them!



[Aspect Warriors]

Savages!



[Deathwatch Marines]

Aliens!



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines]

What are we waiting for?



[All]

Destroy their evil race

Until there's not a trace left



[Taldeer]

How loud are the drums of war



[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]

We will sound the drums of war

(Savages! Savages!)

Now, we sound the drums of war

(Aliens! Aliens!)



[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]

They shall all succumb

The rotten xenos scum



[Aspect Warriors]

Now we sound the drums ... of ... war!



[Deathwatch Marines]

Of course it means the drums ... of ... war!



[Taldeer]

Is the death of all I love

Carried in the drumming of war?



[Taldeer]

No! If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too.



[Eldrad]

Daughter, stand back.



[Taldeer]

I won't! I love him...



Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind [ edit ]

You think I'm strange and heretical

And you've been so many places

I guess it must be so

But still I cannot see

If the heretic is me

How can there be so much that you don't know?

You don't know ...



You think you own the gadgets that you work with

That they are only dead things you can claim

But I know every gun and cogitator

Has a life, has a spirit, has a name



You think the only people who are people

Are the people who love their flesh like you

But if you walk the footsteps of a techpriest

You'll learn things you never knew you never knew



Have you ever heard the thunder of a titan's stride,

Or asked the lasgun why it has recoil?

Can you sing with all the voices of the machines?

Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?

Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?



Come feel the blessed current of electrodes

Come see the life support of He-On-Earth

Come examine the riches all around you

And for once, appreciate just what they're worth



The drop pod and the cruiser are my brothers

And all the power weapons are my friends

And we are all connected to each other

In a circuit, in a loop that never ends



How far can our empire grow?

If you stop our work, then you'll never know

And you'll never hear the thunder of a titan's stride.



For no matter on which task we spend our toil

We need to sing with all the voices of the machines

We need to paint with all the colors of the oil



You can own all Space and still

It's just empty space until

You can paint with all the colors of the oil



Jungle Book: I Wanna Be Like You [ edit ]

Now I'm of caste Ethereal

Oh, a Tau VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, gue'la

And stroll right onto Terra

And be able to approach the Golden Throne

And end this warring era!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

A xenos like me

Can learn to be human too

Gee, mister Aun

You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz

Lay the secret on me of man's psyker powers

But I'm not a psyker!

Now don't try to kid me, gue'la

I made a deal with you

What I desire is man's psychic power

To make my dream come true

Give me the secret, gue'la

Clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's warp flower

So I can be like you

The Great Mouse Detective: The World's Greatest Criminal Mind [ edit ]

[Ratigan]

My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!

Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget. Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all Londinium Prime!

From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper The head that made headlines on every dataslate And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job That cunning display that made all hivers sob

Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked, of course! My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I’m at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great criminal brain

[Chorus]

Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned? You’re the best of the worst around Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan The rest fall behind To Ratigan To Ratigan Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!

[Ratigan]

Ratigan (speaking) Thank you, thank you. But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar. I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Baker Hive! For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind. But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me!

[Chorus]

Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan You’re tops and that’s that To Ratigan To Ratigan

[Bartimus]

To Ratigan, the sector's greatest Khornate.

[Ratigan]

What was THAT?! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

[Mutant 1]

Oh, he didn't mean it my lord.

[Mutant 2]

I-it was just a slip of one of his tongues!

[Ratigan]

I am NOT A KHORNATE!

[Mutant 3]

'Course you're not, you're Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 4]

Yeah, that's right, Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 5]

A really angry Tzeentchian!

[Ratigan]

SILENCE!! Oh my dear Bartimus, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me...you know what happens when someone upsets me... I trust there will be no further interruptions. And now, as you were singing...?

[Chorus]

Even louder! We'll shout it! No one can doubt what we know you can do You’re more evil than even you Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan You’re one of a kind To Ratigan To Ratigan Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!

The Lion King: Be Prepared [ edit ]

[Ghazghkull]

I NEVA FOUGHT YA GROTS WUZ ESSENTCHUL

YOUZ RUNTY, AN' UNSPEEKABLY WEAK

BUT ME FINKS YOUZ GOT SUM POTENTCHUL

IF WAAGH IS WOT YOU REELY SEEK



[Ghazghkull]

'S KLARE FROM YER VAKANT EXPRESHUNS

DA ORK IS NOT ALL ON OP’STARES

BUT WEZ TALKIN' BOSSES AN' SUCCESSUNS

EVA YOUZ KENT BE CUGHT UNAWARES!



[Ghazghkull]

SO PREPARE FOR DA FIGHT OVVA LOIFETIME

PREPARE FOR SENSHANAL NOOZ

A SHINY NEW ERA

‘S STOMPIN’ NEARA



[Boyz]

But ‘ere getting shot op!

[Ghazghkull]

JUS’ LISSIN YA SQUIG GOB!



[Ghazghkull]

AH KNO DIS SOUNDS SORTID,

BUT YOUZ GON BE REWARDID

WHEN AT LAST AH'M GIVVIN MY TEEF

WAAAAGH WE FINALY DARED

BE PREPARED!!!



[Boyz]

Yeah! Be prepared! Wez gon be prepared! ...Fer wot?

[Ghazghkull]

DEFF OV DA BOSS!

[Boyz]

Why? Did da boss say so?

[Ghazghkull]

NO YA GROTS, SES MORK. AN' GORK TOO!

[Boyz]

Great ideah! Who ned a boss! No Boss! No Boss!

Waagh--Waagh-Waagh--Waaagh-Waaagh!

[Ghazghkull]

IDIUTS! DERE WILL BE A BOSS!

[Boyz]

But youz sed...

[Ghazghkull]

AH WILL BE BOSS! WAAAGH WIW ME AND YOUZ NEVA GON BE KRAMPED AGAIN!

[Boyz]

Yay! Awwwwwwroight! 'ail to da Boss!

[Chorus]

'AIL TO DA BOSS

'AIL TO DA BOSS!!!

SEEMS DAT WE'LL SOON BE KONNEKTID

TO A BOSS WHO'LL BE ALL TIME ADORD



[Ghazghkull]

OV’KOURSE, KVID PRO KVO, YOUZ EXPECTID

TO BRING CERTAIN DUTYZ ONBOARD

DA FUCHA IZ LITTERD WIW TROPHIES

AN DOUGH BIGGEST BOSS AH 'ILL BE

DA POINT DAT AH MUST EMFASAZ ES:

YA WON'T GET TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WIWOUT ME!!!!

[Ghazghkull]

SO GIT PREPARED FOR DA WAAAAAAGH OV’ DA CENTURY!

[Chorus]

(Oooh!)

[Ghazghkull]

BE PREPARED FOR DA BRUTALEST KUNNIN

[Chorus]

(Oooh Waagh, Waagh, Waagh!)

[Ghazghkull]

MASSIVELY CHOPPY!

[Chorus]

(We’ll haf Waagh!)

[Ghazghkull]

DED BIG AN’SHOOTY!

[Chorus]

(En’less Waagh!)

[Ghazghkull]

CRED’IBLY STOMPY!

[Chorus]

(‘Ere we go!)

[Ghazghkull]

WILL MAKE SURE THAT ME!

[Chorus]

(Fo’ da Waagh!)

[Ghazghkull]

BE DA BOSS UNDISPUTED

[Chorus]

(Aaaaaaah...)

[Ghazghkull]

RESPECTID, SALUTID

[Chorus]

(...aaaaaaah!)

[Ghazghkull]

AN' SEEN FER DA BOSS DAT AH AM

[Chorus]

(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)

[Ghazghkull]

YES MA' CHOPPAS AN SHOOTAS ARE BEARED BE PREPARED!!!

[All]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!





Mulan: I'll Make a Tau Out of You [ edit ]

Let's begin your training - to defeat the Orks

Did they send me Fio'las when I asked for Shas?

The orks will try to kill us all

But they will hit an endless wall

Mister, I'll make a tau from you all



Patient as a gun drone

But on plasma within

Once you aim your rifle

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, mob of idiots

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a tau out of you



I'm never gonna catch my breath

I bet I'm gonna get us all shot

Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em scared to death

I bet I'm gonna get us all caught

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim



(Chorus:)

Be a tau

We must be sleek as the Barracuda

Be a tau

With all the force of a orca dropship

Be a tau

With all the strength of a mighty railgun

Magnificent as the bright side of the good



Time is racing toward us till the Orks arrive

Heed my every order and you might survive

You're a pain to me, a bane to me

So pack up, deport you're through

How could I make a tau out of you?



(Chorus:)

Be a tau

We must be swift as the Barracuda

Be a tau

With all the force of a Orca dropship

Be a tau

With all the strength of a mighty railgun

Magnificent as the bright side of the good



(Chorus:)

Be a tau

We must be swift as the Barracuda

Be a tau

With all the force of a Orca Dropship

Be a tau

With all the strength of a mighty railgun

Magnificent as the bright side of the good



Beauty and the Beast: Angron [ edit ]

[Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron

Without a good war to wage

Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron

Even when frothing with rage

Every single World Eater was sired by you

Every man before you shall bow

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see how



No one's slick as Angron

No one's sick as Angron

No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron

For there's no man around half as hearty

Perfect, a prime specimen

You ask any Adeptus Astartes

And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in



[Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron

Had thick skin like Angron

[Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron

[Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating

[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron



Give five "hurrahs!"

"For the Skull Throne!"

[Kharn:] Angron is the best

And the rest are all boned



[Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron

Or ignites like Angron

[Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron

[Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry

[Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged

[Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy

[Angron] (That's right!)

I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage



[Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron

[Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron

[Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron

[Angron:] I'm especially fond of obliterating

(Kablooey!)

[Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!



[Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants

So I'd fight with no fear or remorse

So I gave my legion the same nerve implants

Now they are an unstoppable force



[Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron

No one loots like Angron

[Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron

[Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating

[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!



Beauty and the Beast: Gaston [ edit ]

[Gaston:] Who does she think she is? That lich has tangled with the wrong Paladin! No one says "die" to Gaston! [LeFou:] Heh heh. Darn right. [Gaston:] Plane-shifted! Hold-Personed! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. [LeFou:] More beer? [Gaston:] What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. [LeFou:] Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every Fighter here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in the party as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why

No one smites like Gaston No one fights like Gaston No one puts down those zombies and wights like Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Priest, God or Cleric And they'll tell you whose crusade they prefer to be ooooooon!

[Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston

A Paladin like Gaston

[LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [Gaston:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating [Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston

Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"

[LeFou:] Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips

[Chorus:] No one Detects like Gaston

lacks defects like Gaston

[Cronie:] That foul villain's plans nobody wrecks like Gaston [Bimbettes:] For there's no one as burly and brawny [Gaston:] As you see I win duels without fail [LeFou:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny [Gaston] (That's right!)

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with mail.

[Cronies:] No one Turns like Gaston [Townsman:] witches burns like Gaston [LeFou:] A large pile of xp no one earns like Gaston [Gaston:] I'm especially good at exterminating

(Ka-Smite!)

[Chorus:] Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston:] When I was a lad I killed four dozen orcs

Ev'ry morning to help me get strong And now that I'm grown I kill five dozen orcs So I've roughly the might of King Kong!

[Chorus:] No one heals like Gaston

Makes brutes squeal like Gaston

[LeFou:] Then goes tromping around wearing steel like Gaston [Gaston:] I use troll skulls in all of my decorating [Chorus:] Say it again

Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

[LeFou:] And his name's G-A-S- T -

G-A-S-T - E - G-A-S-T-O - oh!

[Chorus:] Gaston

Mulan: A God Worth Killing For [ edit ]

[Pre-heresy marines]

It's a long time since,

we’ve seen a sign of our home.



[Angron]

Like some mindless grox,

it's Erebus, we must roam.



[Pre-heresy marines]

Amidst the clash of wars, our orders,

are easy to ignore!



[Horus]

Hey!

What do we need? A god worth KILLING for!



[Pre-heresy marines]

Huh?



[Horus]

That’s what I said, a god worth KILLING for!



[Fulgrim]

I want one with a perfect form

with skin that has no scars



[Angron]

My god will have a pair of horns,

with hide as red as Mars.



[Magnus]

I couldn’t care less about war or about dreams

It all depends on sneaky schemes.



[Pre-heresy marines]

Maim! Kill! Burn!

Huh!



[Mortarion]

What's this talk of gods, it sounds so odd,

I thought we're fighting for the Emprah of Man?



[Lorgar]

But he still ignores, the rewards of a GOD's plan.



[Pre-heresy marines]

Right now all we do, to serve our cause,

is fight chore after chore!



[Horus]

What do we want?



[pre-heresy marines]

A god worth KILLING for!



[Angron]

I think my god wants worthy skulls



[Magnus]

Well, mine will leave no chance unmined



[Alpharius]

Uh…How bout a...god that destroys all?

Exterminates mankind?



[All]

Neh…



[Mortarion]

My many pleas grant me disease,

that makes all hearts beat stiller



[Angron]

My pleas make me a blood-mad KILLER!



[Fulgrim]

I’ve a god who can, extend xir hand to all lands



[Angron]

But my god lets me, punch brutally, with my hands!

Main! Kill! Burn! Huh!



[Pre-heresy marines]

When we have our gods, not one of us

will need the Emperor!



[Horus]

What do we need?



[Pre-heresy marines]

A god worth KILLING for!



(Marching in from the other side, the loyalist marines come, in the middle of their own song)



[Guilliman]

Who do we love?



[Loyalist marines]

Our mighty Emperor!

(Whistling)

Our mighty Emper…



(They freeze in horror, confronted by the pre-heresy marines, now full chaos space marines)



Mulan: Honor to us all [ edit ]

This is what you give me to work with?

Well Sister, I've seen worse.

We're gonna turn this ork's ear

Into a steel purse.



We'll have you trained and armed,

Indoctrinated till you are alarmed.

Trust my recipe for Chaos harmed,

You'll bring glory to us all.



Wait and see, when we're through

Boys will gladly go to war with you.

With a bolter and a flamer too

You'll bring glory to us all.



A girl brings the Imperium

Great glory in one way,

By fighting for the Emprah

And this could be the day.



Priests want girls with strong faith (firm, fanatical)

Who work fast paced.

With a good bolter and the Emprah's grace

You'll bring glory to us all.



We all must serve our Emperor

Who guards us from his son.

The men can pass as guards,

But girls leave them outdone!



When we're through you can't fail,

Like the Emperor you will prevail.

How could any Priest say no sale?

You'll bring glory to us all.



[Canoness] An imperial eagle for serenity, a skull for devotion

Promethium flames for beauty

You must proudly show it.

Add another skull, just for luck

And even you can't blow it!



[Sister] Emperor, hear my plea!

Help me not to make a fool of me!

And to not tarnish your great glory!

Keep the Imperium standing tall!

As scary as the great deceiver

We will face the unbeliever!



[Citizens] Emperor, guard our girls

And our future as it fast unfurls

Please look kindly on these armoured pearls

Each a perfect soldier in your name!



Please bring glory to us

Please bring glory to us

Please bring glory to us

Please bring glory to us all



The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Hellfire [ edit ]

[Inquisitor Frollo]: Have mercy, my Emprah

You know I am a righteous man.

Of my virtue I am justly proud.



Have mercy, my Emprah,

You know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!



Then tell me, my Emprah

Why I see her standing there,

Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?



I feel her, I see her!

The sun caught in her spirit stones

Is blazing in me out of all control!



Like fire!

Warpfire!

This fire in my skin!

This burning

Desire

Is turning me to sin!



It's not my fault!

I'm not to blame!

It is the Eldar girl, the witch who set this flame!



It's not my fault,

It's Tzeentch's plan!

He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!



Protect me, my Emprah!

Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!

Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!

Destroy the Farseer!

And let her feel Chaos's flames

Or else let her be mine and mine alone!



[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.



[Inquistor Frollo]: What?



[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.



[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!



I'll find her!

I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!



Warpfire!

Dark fire!

Now Taldeer, it's your turn!

Choose me or

Your pyre!

Be mine or you will BURN!



Emprah's mercy on me...



Emprah's mercy on her...



But she will be mine or

SHE

WILL

BURN!!!



Look at my fleet,

isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think my command is supreme?

I am Lord of the Maelstorm

The Chaos Lord Lugft Huron



Look at that world,

treasures untold.

How many weapons can a Forgeworld hold?

Looking around here you'd think

"Sure, we'll steal everything".



I've got soldiers and daemons a-plenty.

Got siege weapons and sorcerers galore.

That Blackstone Fortress? Gift from Abby!

But who cares?

No big deal.

I want moooore!



I want to be where the High Lords are.

I want to see,

want to see them suffering.

Running around without...

...what do you call them? Oh - spleens.



Raiding a world you don't get too far;

Crusades are required for big-time killing.

Strolling along down the...

...what's its name, again? "Cicatrix".



Look at them scream,

look at them run.

And claim their skulls for the Skull Throne

Blood running free

Burn, galaxy

Kill, maim and buuurn!



What would I give

If I could leave,

out of this Maelstorm!

Whom would I flay

to spend a day

down on Badab.



Here in the Warp

we understand.

We do not reprimend Astartes.

Brave post-humans,

sick of serving

that Carrion Lord!



I'm ready to know what the Dark Gods know.

Ask Tzeench my questions and get NINE answers!

Ask Slaanesh just how do I...

...what's the word? Raaaaaape!



When's it my turn?

A Black Crusade.

Wouldn't I love to be Warmaster!



Wish the Dark Gods

would turn to me.

The Blood Reaver.



Little Mermaid: Under the Sea [ edit ]

The shoeshine is always brighter

On somebody else's boot.

Fools dream 'bout leaving the Emprah

' But those dreams are evil's root.

Just think of the pains you'll suffer

Behind my punishment door

Such a painful death awaits you

So think of those things no more!



No Heresy

No Heresy

Soldier, it's better

Free of my fetters

Take it from me!

Out in the Eye they have no hope

In pain forever they must cope

While we devotin'

Full time to promotin'

No Heresy



Here in His light, we're happy

As off through the Warp they stray

The Lost in the Eye ain't happy

They mourn 'cause they lost their way

I charge through that swirling Warp-sea,

Cause heretics there I'll find,

The day I reveal their trech'ry

Guess who's gon' blow their mind? (Soldier: You-? *BLAM*)



No Heresy

No Heresy

Nobody beat us

Enslave or treat us

Ingloriously

We what the daemons like to corrupt

No heresy and their plan's is fucked

We got no worries

Nor fear of furies

No Heresy

No Heresy

Since duty's first here

We suffer no fear

Naturally

Even the surgeon an' the vox

They get the urge to cleanse the pox

We got the spirit

You got to hear it

No Heresy



The guard fights so hard

The marines look so mean

The AdMech fix da tech

And they prayin' serene

The priests kill the beasts

Ogryns start clobberin'

The psyker has lost his soul! (Psyker: What about my sou-?*BLAM*)

The tanks crush da flanks

Ratlings, rifles bring

The stormies fall out

The sisters, they sing!

The guard and navy

They never are lazy

An' oh I purge the foe!



No Heresy

No Heresy

When a foul daemon

Tries to corrupt men

My pistol fires free

What do they got? A lot of blood

We spill theirs in sod and mud

Each single man here

know how to pray here

No Heresy

Each young conscript here

My great wrath fear

No Heresy

Each vet'ran here

Know how to last here

That's why it's surer

To live more purer

No matter our places

We in the Emprah's graces

No Heresy



Frozen: Let it go [ edit ]

-Part 1-

The fire glows red on Prospero tonight

The Space Wolves we could not convince.

A planet of dead sorcerers,

and it looks like I'm the prince.



The warp is howling like this swirling storm inside,

Couldn't keep it in,

Emprah knows I've tried.



Don't cast a spell,

don't let them see,

Be the Primarch you always have to be.

Conceal, don't feel,

don't let them know

Well now they know



Let it go, let it go

Can't hold it back anymore.

Let it go, let it go

Turn away and slam the door.

I don't care

what they're going to say,

Let Prospero burn.

The Warp never bothered me anyway



It's funny how serving Tzeench

Makes everything seem small,

And the Emperor who controlled me

Can't get to me at all



It's time to see what I can do,

To test the limits and break through

No right, no wrong, no rules for me,

I'm free!



Let it go, let it go

I am one with the wind and sky

Let it go, let it go

You'll never see me cry.

Here I stand,

And here I'll stay,

Let the storm rage on



My power flurries through the air into the ground

My soul is spiraling in daemonic force all around

And one thought crystallizes like a sorcerous blast

I'm never going back, the past is in the past



Let it go, let it go

And I'll rise like the break of dawn

Let it go, let it go

That Primarch slave is gone

Here I stand

In the light of day

Let Prospero burn.



The Warp never bothered me anyway!



== Necron Crypteks interpretation ==







the wasteland is empty not a soul is to be seen. A glorious Desolation, as it should have been This world is dieing as I lay my claim I did my best, adding it to my Hall of fame

Ill let them try, Ill let them die, but they fell before my might and now I am Right, invade, locate, Deploy then Destroooyy

and then gooo:

Exterminate Exterminate

Ill float your world in hate

Exterminate Exterminate

Just now they see its to late

I don’t care what they were going to do Ill keep moving on

They were all going to die anyway

It funny how some Destruction Make anything seems so frail and my Core glows with great delight as i watch how they Fail

Time to finish the protocol i broke the limits, I saw it though I was right they were wrong now they see

Exterminate Exterminate

Ill see the dust fly

Exterminate Exterminate

just follow their cry

Protocol request That ill do my best

So ill move on.

As the planet surface is wiped clean Ill bring out my extreme

As the atmosphere vaporize away ill see your die and decay there will be no Delay

Exterminate Exterminate

we will find another world again

Exterminate Exterminate

and set it to the Flame

Here I stand but it is done and so I move on.

They were all going to die anyway.





Moana: You're welcome [ edit ]

Okay, okay

I see what's happening here

You're face to face with greatness and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's adorable!

Well it's nice to see that my sons never change



Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes it's really me, it's Father!

Breathe it in

I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!

But I swear I'm truly not a god



What can I say except "You're welcome"

For your hearts and your occulobe

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome

I'm just mankind's Emperor!



Hey, what has two thumbs and united Terra

Sending man into a new era?

This guy!



In the ages of old

Who trapped the dragon down below?

You're looking at him, yo!



Oh, also I made you some sons

You're welcome

To fight for you and bring you fun



Also, I lit up the warp

You're welcome

To help your ships get you to war



So what can I say except you're welcome?

For the power I grabbed from Molech

There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha!

Tough I may have had to made some pacts

You're welcome, you're welcome



Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!

For the great Imperium you know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!

Well, come to think of it, you gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!

'Cause I'm gonna need that world

You're warping away, away

You're welcome!

Sorry, you don't get a vote

You're welcome, you're welcome

And thank you!



Dreamworks Adaptations [ edit ]

Although less prolific than Disney, some of Dreamworks' titles show great promise.

The Prince of Egypt: Playing with the Big Boys [ edit ]

[Cult Leaders]

By the power of Tzeentch...

Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...Malal...

Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...

Fulgrim...Khârn...Lucius...Typhus...

Mortarion...Perturabo...

Abaddon...Alpharius...Erebus...Slyte...

Fabius...Ahriman...

Tzeentch...Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...

Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...

Fulgrim...Khârn...Typhus...Lucius...

Malal...Slaanesh...Khorne...Nurgle...Tzeentch...



So you think you've got friends on High Terra

With the power to put us on the run

Well, forgive us if we give a chortle

You'll know what power is when we are done

Mortal...



You're playing with the daemons now

Playing with the daemons now (Oh, that's nice...)

Every spell and gesture

Tells you who's your master

You're playing with the daemons now



You're playing with the daemons now

You're playing with the daemons now

Stop this vain resistance

Embrace your true existence

Give in to temptation now

Pick up your powerfist, boy

You're playing with the daemons now!



[Chanting Cultists]

By the power of Tzeentch

Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh, Malal

Magnus, Lorgar, Curze, Angron

Mortarion, Perturabo

Malal, Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle...



[Cult Leaders]

You're playing with the daemons now

You're playing with the daemons now

By the might of Horus

You will kneel before us

Kneel to our splendorous power...

You try to keep faith

But you know we're right

And just to show we feel no spite

You can be our acolyte

But first, boy, it's time to betray

(All the way!)

Or your soul will be consumed, boy

You're playing with the daemons now

Playing with the daemons

Now!



The Prince of Egypt: The Plagues [ edit ]

[Chorus]

Thus said the Gods:

Since you refuse to yield your reign

All through the Imperium of Man...



I send your soldiers on thy self

Into your space, throughout the void

Onto your worlds, into your streets

Into your habs, into your forts

Upon your ranks, on your troops

Upon your people in your hives

Into your minds, into your souls

And every aspect of your lives

I send the swarm, I send the horde

Thus said the Gods!



[Horus]

Once I called you father

Once I thought the chance

to make you proud

Was all I ever wanted...



[Chorus]

I send the thunder from the sky

I send the fire raining down



[Horus]

And even now I wish the Gods

had chose another

Serving as your foe on their behalf

Is the last thing that I wanted...



[Chorus]

I send a hail of burning ice

On every field, on every hive



[Horus]

This was my home

All this pain and devastation

It never had to be this way

All the warriors who suffer

From your stubbornness and pride...



[Chorus]

I send such fleets out through the void

The galaxy has never seen

On every globe, on every world

Until there's nothing left of green

I send my scourge, I send my sword

Thus said the Gods!



[Emperor]

You who I called my son

Why must you call down another blow?



[Chorus]

I send my scourge, I send my sword



[Horus]

Let my warriors rule



[Horus and Chorus]

Thus said the Gods



[Emperor]

You who I called my son

How could you have come to hate me so?

Is this what you wanted?



[Chorus]

I send the swarm, I send the horde...



[Emperor]

Then let my heart be hardened

And never mind how high the cost may grow

This will still be so:

I will never let my empire go...



[Chorus]

Thus said the Gods:



[Horus]

Thus said the Gods:



[Emperor]

I will not...



[Horus, Emperor, and Chorus]

Let your (my) empire go!



The Prince of Egypt: Deliver us [ edit ]

[Kabalite Warriors]

Blood...Sweat...Pain...Soul...Faster!

Blood...And lift...Soul...And Pull

Pain...And raise up...Soul...Faster!



[Imperial Slaves]

With the sting of the whip on my shoulder

With the salt of my sweat on my brow

Emperor, God up high

Can you hear your people cry:

Help us now

This dark hour...



Deliver us

Hear our call

Deliver us

Lord of all, remember us, here in this xeno waste

Deliver us

There's a world you promised us

Deliver us to the promised world...



[Yocheved - Imperial captured agent]

Yal-di ha-tov veh ha-rach

(My good and tender son)

Al ti-ra veh al tif-chad

(Don't be frightened and don't be scared)

My son, I have nothing I can give

But this chance that you may live

I pray we'll meet again

If He will deliver us



(song is either high or low gothic, whichever works)



[Slaves]

Deliver us

Hear our prayer

Deliver us

From despair

These years of slavery grow too cruel to stand

Deliver us

There's a world you promised us

Deliver us

Out of bondage and

Deliver us to the promised world...



[Yocheved]

Hush now, my baby

Be still, love, don't cry

Sleep as you're embraced by the Emperor

Sleep and remember my last lullaby

So he'll be with you when you dream



(Yocheved gives the baby to a Marine Scout scouting the planet)



Noble Astartes

Fly gently for me

Such precious cargo you bear

Do you know somewhere

he can live free?

Astartes, deliver him there.



[Young SOB Initiate]

Brother, you're safe now

And safe may you stay

For I have a prayer just for you:

Grow, baby brother

Come back someday

Come and deliver us, too...



[Slaves]

Deliver us

Send a shepherd to shepherd us

And deliver us to the promised world



[Yocheved]

Deliver us!

Marine, deliver him there...



The road to El Dorado: It's tough to be a god [ edit ]

Mfw it's such a hot mixtape

After the Word Bearers's humiliation on Monarchia, Lorgar has refused to leave his room

[Lorgar]

I can't lead, I'm not qualified

He told me He won't be deified

We were disgraced by the Ultramarines



[Kor Phareon]

Lorgar, what are you talking about?!

The Emprah forced us to our knees

But religion is a need

We'd better seek some gods other than him



[Lorgar]

Other than him? Other than him? Other than him?

[Khor Phareon]

Chaos gods!



[Lorgar]

I shall look for some gods

Tread where mortals have not trod

I will be enlightened, I'll surpass Guilliman

Need an object of devotion

Need a subject for psalms



[Kor Phareon]

It's a rather touching notion,

all those prayers and those salaams.



[Lorgar]

And who am I to be hostile

if I'm chosen as their apostle?

If they say that I'm their man, that's what I am.



What's more, if we don't comply

with the chaos gods' wishes,

I can see us being sacrificed or cursed.



[Kor Phareon]

You have a point, yes, that's very good thinking.



So! Let's seek gods!

The perks are great.

Emprah gone without a trace!

The Word Bearers should not be rebuffed.



[Lorgar]

Never rebuff, never rebuff Word Bearers' prayers, no Father!



[Lorgar and Kor]

We'll seek old Colchis' gods

but we should get some Primarch's nods,

"Count your blessings,

corrupt Horus",

that's their advice.



[Lorgar]

It's great advice!



[Lorgar and Kor]

Steal the Kinebranch Athame



[Kor Phareon]

And wound Horus!



[Lorgar and Kor]

Form a cult!

Fight on Davin,

and make his legion

take him to the Serpent's Lodge.



[Kor Phareon]

Don a supernatural habit



[Lorgar]

We'd be crazy not to grab it!



[Lorgar and Kor]

So sign on our legion for heresy...he-re-sy!



Original Works [ edit ]

Blood On the Rocks (Gory, Gory, What a Helluva Way to Die) [ edit ]

He was just a rookie guardsman and he surely shook with fright,

He checked off his equipment and made sure his lasgun's primed,

He had to sit and listen to those awful Greenskins roar,

You ain't gonna fight no more.



Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)

You ain't gonna fight no more.



"Is everybody ready?" cried the sergeant looking on,

Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and went a-marching on,

No sooner than he had begun, he took a grisly hit,

And he ain't gonna fight no more.



Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)

You ain't gonna fight no more.



He gasped in long, he cried out loud, falling into shock,

The entrails in his stomach spilled out and bundled on the rocks,

He felt the blood, he felt the cold, he felt death creeping up,

And he ain't gonna fight no more.



Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)

You ain't gonna fight no more.



The ambulance was on the spot, the Taurox running wild,

The medics jumped and scrambled fore, rolled up their sleeves and scowled,

For it had been a month or more since they'd received supplies,

And he ain't gonna fight no more.



Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)

You ain't gonna fight no more.



A grenade hit the ground and exploded with a BOOM,

His comrades all round were heard to say "A helluva way to die",

He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,

And he ain't gonna fight no more.



Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)

You ain't gonna fight no more.



There was blood on the dirt, there were brains upon the rocks,

Gory bits, a-dangling from his combat suit,

He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots,

And he ain't gonna fight no more.



To the hive of Agua Frias came a stranger one grim day

Hardly spoke to the Arbites, didn't have too much to say

No one dared to slit his purse-strings, no one dared to make a slip

for the black-clad man among them had a boltgun on his hip

Boltgun on his hip



It was early in the morning when he landed at the 'port

And he spent his day in houses of a foul and darkling sort

He's a heretic from offworld came the whisper from each lip

And he's here to weave some chaos with the boltgun on his hip

Boltgun on his hip



In this town there lived a ganger by the name of Nocturne Red

Many Judges tried to take him and those men of law were dead

He was vicious and augmented at the age of one-oh-four

And the notches on his laslocks numbered ten and fourscore more

Ten and fourscore more



Now the stranger started showing there, to all the folks around

A strange brooch of foreign metal, Gothic I in silver bound

He came here on bitter business, to leave all the sinners dead

And on the list of purge-ed was the name of Nocturne Red

The name of Nocturne Red



Wasn't long before the rumors were relayed to Nocturne Red

But the ganger didn't worry- he would leave the 'quis'tor dead

Ninety men had tried to end him, ninety men had made a slip

Ninety one would be the 'quistor with the boltgun on his hip

Boltgun on his hip



It was thirty-seven minutes 'fore the 'quistor found his prey

They met in a darkened fac'try where the bravest feared to stray

Scum were watching from the gantries, mutie creatures held their breath

they hoped this holy agent was about to meet his death

about to meet his death



There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play

And the swiftness of the 'quistor is still talked about today

Nocturne Red had not cleared plasteel fore a boltshell fairly tore

And the 'quistors aim was blessed by Our Holy Emperor

Our holy Emperor



It was over in a moment and the final cleanse began

Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran

For the stranger brought stormtroopers and the Hive had made a slip

None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip

Boltgun on his hip



Boltgun, Mars Boltgun



None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip

Boltgun on his hip



011101110110000101110010...



Mine receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame

The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim

Our engines at full power, your destruction is our aim

Our Truth has come online



Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)

Our Truth has come online



With heat and iron and industry we'll purge you from this world

You will sunder, melt, and shatter from the bolts of wrath we've hurled

And upon your ruined end, our blood red banners stand unfurled

Our Might has come online



Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)

Our Might has come online



Traitor, Xeno, Heretek, they are as one to us

We will scorch them from existence with our engines devious

Our hate for them encoded into every bolt and truss

Our Wrath has come online



Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)

Our Wrath has come online



Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score

They are drowning out blasphemers 'neath their great mechanic roar

Tradition is our bulwark, it endures forever more

Our Victory comes online



Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)

Our Victory comes online



Deus est machina (X3)

Machina



Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)

Our Victory comes online



011101110110000101110010...



Other Sources [ edit ]

Through random circumstance or creative providence, some songs and poems lend themselves to grimdarking regardless of what media they are tied to.

Amon Amarth: The Pursuit of Vikings [ edit ]

The warming sun returns again,

And melts away the snow,

The Sea of Claws free from icy chains,

Winter is letting go,



Standing on the ocean's side,

We can hear the waves,

Calling us out with tides,

To sail into our fate,



KHORNE! Guide our ships!

Our axes, spears and swords!

Guide us through storms that whip,

And in brutal WAR!



Our ships await us by the shore,

Time has come to leave,

Our country, families and homes,

For glory in setting south to torch,



Some of us wont return,

But that wont bring us down,

Our fate lies written in the web,

Woven by the Raven God,



A thrall is sacrificed,

Across the longship's bow,

And as we set our sails,

The Winds of Chaos begin to blow,



It carries out to sea,

With waking dreams of slaughter and pride,

And glorious all will be,

That with sword in hand will die!



KHORNE! Guide our ships!

Our axes, spears and swords!

Guide us through storms that whip,

And in brutal WAR!



KHORNE! Guide our ships!

Our axes, spears and swords!

Guide us through storms that whip,

And in brutal WAR!



Amon Amarth: Valhalla Awaits Me [ edit ]

Blood gushes from the wound,

The cut is wide and deep,

Right before he turns around,

He falls to his knees



A clear song rings in the blade,

As steel meets hardened steel,

I hear the sound of shattered wood,

A sword cuts through my shield,



I drop the shield and grab my axe,

A weapon in each hand,

A clear blow makes the helmet crack,

My axe cuts to the teeth!



I rip the axe from his skull,

Covered in blood and gore,

Leave the body lying dead,

Ready to kill some more,



My sword carves through flesh and bone,

Like a hot knife cuts through snow,

I smile when the bastard screams,

When I twist my sword,



SWORD! IN MY HAND!

AXE! ON MY SIDE!

KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!

SOON! I WILL DIE!



SWORD! IN MY HAND!

AXE! ON MY SIDE!

KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!

SOON! I WILL DIE!



BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!

WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!

KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!

WHEN I'M DEAD!



I raise my axe up above my head,

My eyes stare in furious rage,

Yet more blood will be shed,

This is a victorious day!



Blood gushes from the wound,

The cut is wide and deep,

Right before I turn around,

I fall to my knees,



SWORD! IN MY HAND!

AXE! ON MY SIDE!

KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!

SOON, I WILL DIE!



SWORD! IN MY HAND!

AXE! ON MY SIDE!

KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!

SOON, I WILL DIE!



BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!

WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!

KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!

WHEN I'M DEAD!



Blood Bowl (to the tune of the theme from Coach) [ edit ]

Come on down and play some Blood Bowl

Get out your dice and have a roll

Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know

No matter what, you never know how it'll go

Let the blood lust consume your soul

Performance enhancers take their toll

Whether you win, whether you lose

Whatever plays that you may choose

All the fans want is Blood-

-Bowl!

Down to the stadium we'll stroll

To watch the Elves and Orks and Trolls

As they all scramble for the goal

While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes

So join us for every pass and throw

And every last bone breaking blow

Every kick, every touchdown

Violence and gore, round after round

It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!

Hail, holy Celestine, Living Saint

Emperor's Sword, our protector and our hope,

To thee do we cry,

Poor besieged daughters of the Emperor,

To thee do we send our pleas,

Mourning and weeping in this dark cosmos.



Turn then, most invincible protector,

Thine eyes of mercy towards us;

And after this our watch,

Show to us the blessed fruit of our God-Emperor,

O charitable, O loving,

O sweet Martyred one,



Pray for us, O holy Matron,

that we may be made worthy of the promises of the Emperor.



Team America Theme [ edit ]

All rise for the Imperial Anthem. Failure to sing along in full chorus is punishable by death!



Imperium...

Imperium...



Imperium, FUCK YEAH!

Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,

Imperium, FUCK YEAH!

Subjugation is the only way yeah,

Heretics your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to,

Imperium, FUCK YEAH!

So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,

Imperium, FUCK YEAH!

What you going to do when we come for you now,

It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow



FUCK YEAH!



Emperor, FUCK YEAH!

Space Marines, FUCK YEAH!

Guardsmen, FUCK YEAH!

Navy, FUCK YEAH!

Mechanicus, FUCK, YEAH!

PDF, FUCK YEAH!

Arbitrators, FUCK YEAH!

Inquisition, FUCK YEAH!



FUCK YEAH!



Ogryns, FUCK YEAH!

Ratlings, FUCK YEAH!

Squats, FUCK YEAH!

Ecclesiarchy, FUCK YEAH!

Sororitas, FUCK YEAH!

Big tits, FUCK YEAH!

Grox steaks, FUCK YEAH!

Amasec, FUCK YEAH!

Lho sticks, FUCK YEAH!

Commissars, Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*



Order, FUCK YEAH!

Discipline, FUCK YEAH!

Imperial Creed, FUCK YEAH!

Sebastian Thor, FUCK YEAH!

Scrumball, FUCK YEAH!

Administratum, FUCK YEAH!

Munitorum, FUCK YEAH!

Assasinorum, FUCK YEAH!

Titan Legions, FUCK YEAH!

Sanctioned Psykers, fuck yeah... fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*

Uplifting Primer, FUCK YEAH!

Tomes of Knowledge (as have been deemed suitable for public reading by the Emperor's most Holy Inquisition), FUCK YEAH!



The Wurzels: Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) [ edit ]

(Sung from the perspective of a Ratling Sniper about an Adeptus Sororitas he's taken a fancy to)



I drove my Baneblade through your bunker last night

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

I crushed them 'eretics 'neath the treads to keep quiet

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Now somethin's tellin' me, you've finally noticed me

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need



Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony

Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43

Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key



I made her laugh *pew* Haha!



I'll Stick 'em in the guts, then give you all ya need

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

I'll have ya two or three times, I'm a man built for speed

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

And then I'll light me pipe up, and then I will cram

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

My heavy shells up their arses while we purge all the land



Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony

Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43

Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key



Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all



For seven years I've been stationed right here in this place

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Taking pot-shots at the 'eretics in the face

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

Now if I cleaned me long-las would ya change yur mind

(Ooh ar ooh ar)

I'd polish hard enough to keep the standard flying high



Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony

Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43

Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key



Who loves ya baby? THE EMPEROR!



Weren't we grand couple at that last big advance?

You had yur eviscerator and I had me long-las

In yur new power armour with yur incense smellin' grand

I wanted to duel you one-on-one, show you I'm good with me 'ands



Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony

Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43

Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key



Aarrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur holy relics haha!



Underfist: Halloween Bash [ edit ]

When Daemons come to wreck your world

And you need weapons to assist you

And the Space Marines just ain't around

Then Powerfist will rescue you.



It's what they do, Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!



Power...

Power...

Power, Power, Power fist!

Power, Power, Power fist!



When the warp attacks

And daemonic monsters run amock

And you're possessed by some form of soul

Then what you need is a psyker now!



Power fist, they're free!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Power fist, go!



Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody [ edit ]

Iz dis da real life?

Iz dis jus' fannasy?

Caught in a big push,

No 'scape from reality.

Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,

I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,

'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,

Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.



Warboss, just killed an ork,

Put mah shoota 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.

Warboss, waaagh had just begun,

But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.

Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,

If I's not back again dis time tomorra,

Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.



Too late, I gots shot up,

Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.

Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.

Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,

I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.



I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,

Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?

Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.

(Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork

Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.

'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,

Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?

Xenos! No, we will not let you go.

(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.

(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.

(Let me go.) Will not let you go.

(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.

Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.



So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?

So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?

Oh, snotling, can't do dis to me, snotling,

Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!



Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,

Nuffin' really matters,

Nuffin' really matters to me.



Any way the waaagh goes.



Overhead: A pint of ale [ edit ]

IF YOU LIKE TO DRINK BEER, I TELL YOU I'M YOUR DWARF,

YE SIP SOME, YOU CHUG SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME!

(killer banjo solo)

I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED, THE ONLY DRINK I NEED IS

A PINT OF ALE, A PINT OF ALE!!!!!!

Robert Browning: My Last Duchess [ edit ]

That's my last adjutant painted on the wall,

Looking as if she were alive. I call

That piece a wonder, now: The Confessor

Worked busily that day, and there she stands.

Will't please you sit and look at her? I said

Confessor by design, for never read

Strangers like you that pictured countenance,

The depth and passion of its earnest glance,

But to myself they turned (since none puts by

The curtain I have drawn for you, but I)

And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst,

How such a glance came there; so not the first

Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not

My orders only, called that eager spot,

Of joy into her pallid cheek; perhaps

A Guardsman chanced to say "She wears her cap

Askew, as it please her," or "Prayer

Must never hope to match a lock of her hair

Taken from her head": such stuff

Was unacceptable, I thought, and cause enough

For flagellation (she did not). She had

An attitude - how shall I say - relaxed

Too easily beguiled; she listened to anything

She looked on, and her ears heard many things.

Sir, 'twas all one! Morning prayers, arrests,

The whispers of the Dark Gods in her breast,

The impious jibes some vulgar soldier

Would throw her way, unaware of her

Position and my power. All and each

would draw from her alike the approving speech,

Or an ear at least. She took confession - good - but prayed

Somehow - I know how now - as if her faith was any other jade.

A heretic. Who'd stoop to blame

This sort of crime? Even had you time

For a trial - which I had not - for heretic slime

And to say she burns, and to say "Just This

Is your fair fate, you lying bitch,

Traitor to the Emperor" - and if she let

Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set

Her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse,

- E'en then would be some stooping, and I choose

Never to stoop. Oh sir, she prayed, no doubt,

On every feast, but which gods blessed without

Those same prayers? This became clear. I made commands.

Then prayers turned into screams. There she stands,

As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet

The Governor below, then. I repeat,

The Inquisition's munificence

Is ample warrant that no just pretence

Of confession will be disallowed;

Though to find heresy, as I avowed,

At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go

Together down, sir. Notice this seal, though,

The skull and I, together as you see,

Which gives certain... powers to me.



Charlie Daniels Band: The Devil Went Down to Georgia [ edit ]

The daemon went down to Terra,

He was looking for a soul to steal.

He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.

When he came across this young man chainswordin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.

And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy, let me you what:"

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too."

"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."

"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the daemon his due:"

"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The boy said: "Mah nahme's Boreale ahnd it might be ah sin,"

"But Ah'll take yooouuur bet, yoouugghhrr gonna regrort, 'cos Ah'm the best thawt's ever beahn."



Boreale, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,

'Cause hellwarp's broke loose in Terra and Tzeentch deals the cards.

And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.

But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.



The daemon opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."

And blue fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.

And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.

Then a band of Nurglings joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:

When the daemon finished, Boreale said,

"Worl, you're prehtty guud, oorrld sawn,"

"But sit dorn in that cheer rigghht ther and let me show you whore it's dorne"



Fire on the monolith.

Run, boys, run

Slaanesh in the House of the Rising Sun.

Squiqs in the bread pan pickin' out dough.

Granny, does your cyberdog bite?

No, child, no.



The daemon bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.

And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Boreale's feet.

Boreale said, "Daemon, just cuhm on baahhck if you ever wahnt to trah agahin."

"'Cause Ah told you once, you son of a grot,"

"Ah'm the best that's evah bihn."



Iron Maiden: Aces High [ edit ]

There goes da sirun dat warns o' da air raid

Den comz da sound o' da shootaz: DakDakkaDak

Owt fer da scramble we've godda git airborne

Godda git up fer da comin' attak.



Jump in da cockpit an start up da enginz

Lode up da grotz derz no time to muck about

Gavverin' speed as weeb 'ed down da runway

Godda git airborne an smoke dose gitz out



Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'

Rollin', turnin', divin', goin' in again

Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'

Rollin', turnin', divin'

Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die

Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh.



Move in ter fire at da mainstream o' bombaz

Giv em some dakka an den turn away

Roll ober, spin round ter cumz in behind 'em

Move ter their blindsidz an firin' again



Runtie ships oe'r da Horizon, muv in behin' us

Down on da ground dere's jes deadboys and lootaz

'Eading up an turnin' our flash ter mug dem

'Eading straight fer dim meeb per-ss down on mi shootaz.



Rollin', turnin', divin'

Rollin', turnin', divin' ('ere we go agin!)

Rollin', turnin', divin'

Rollin', turnin', divin'

Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die

Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh



Iron Maiden: The Trooper [ edit ]

You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too

You’ll fire you railgun but I’ll run you through

So when you're waiting for the next attack

You’d better stand there’s no turning back



The Ethereal speaks as the charge begins

But on this battlefield no one wins

The smell of acrid smoke and krootox breath

As you plunge into a certain death



The horse he sweats with fear we break to run

The mighty roar of the Tau guns

And as we race towards the xenos wall

The screams of pain as my comrades fall



We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground

And the Tau fire another round

We get so near yet so far away

We won’t live to fight another day



(Guitar Solo)



We get so close near enough to fight

When a Firewarrior gets me in his sights

He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow

A burst of rounds take my horse below



And as I lay there gazing at the sky

My body’s numb and my throat is dry

And as I lay forgotten and alone

Without a tear I draw my parting groan



My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade [ edit ]

WHEN I WAS

A GUARDSMAN,

MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS

TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY



HE SAID,

"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,

WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,

AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"



HE SAID

"WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM,

THE DAEMONS, AND ALL THE FILTHY XENOS,

THE SCHEMES THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"



FOR ONE DAY, I'LL LEAD YOU,

TO ELDAR,

AND TAU AND ORKS AND NECRONS,

TO JOIN THE DARK CRUSADE."



WHEN I WAS

A GUARDSMAN,

MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS

TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY



HE SAID,

"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,

WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,

AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"



~



This world it needs reclaiming, in the God-Emperor's Name.

And for Him we will charge into the breach.

And through it all, the war's loud call, the bodies in the trench,

We'll fight until the victory's within reach,



We’re marching on,

We’re marching on

And when we’ve killed the mutants,

The Imperial Guard will march straight on

We’re marching on

I’ll take my lasgun and reload it,

The cadence can’t contain it.



The Baneblade sends them reeling, it decimates them all

The Basilisk shells fall upon our foes

So burn the Ork and stab the Tau

Let's shout our victory clear

There’s no damn enemy who’ll bring us low



We’re marching on

We’re marching on

And when we’ve killed all of the xenos,

The Imperial Guard will march straight on

We’re marching on

Necrons lie broken and defeated

The Cadian 4-12th marches



~



All the Chaos forces we will shoot

Ooh oh ohhhh

Word Bearer helmets crack beneath our boots

Ooh oh ohhhh

The other races run because the Guard is coming,



Do or die, you'll never beat us

Over this land, our banner we’ll unfurl

The Emperor is right there with us

We’ll kill them all, and then reclaim this world



We won't explain or say we’re sorry

We are the Guard, we are Imperial Might

Give a cheer for all we’ve beaten

Listen here, because for you we fight



We are but men, We are all heroes

Not Spess Mehreens, yet we will hold the line

Our enemies will rage against us



We

Don't

Care!



We’re marching on

We’re marching on

And when the heretics and traitors

Are purged the Guard will march straight on

We’re marching on

Enemies broken and defeated

The Imperial Guard is marching on



No space elf witch, No Bloody Magpie

No greenskin axe, No advanced battlesuit

No evil priest, No undead robot

No enemy, can ever beat us (We’re marching on)



Tank after tank, Cadian courage,(We’re marching on)

Man after man, no matter how hard (We’re marching on)

This war will be, you'll never beat us

For the God Emperor, We’re the Imperial Guard!

(Imperial Guard!)



Harvey Andrews: British Soldier [ edit ]

In a spaceport in the city a young guardsman stood

Talking to the natives there if they would

Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain

And the lonely guardsman boy wished he was home again



Come join glorious guard! Said the posters in his block

See new worlds and have your fun and serve your emperor

His skills were surely lacking and his family had to eat

So he took the emperors oath and enlisted for up to fight



For there was no fear of fighting, to the conquered he’d be sent

Just ten years getting paid to watch

Then leave a glorious victor, a man who’d made the grade

A medal and some land, and memories in trade



Then came the call of Tash’ren, as it had come before

Another bloody chapter in an unending war

The people stood on both sides, the people they stood behind

Another fight in futilities name, the weak against the blind



The guardsman stood between them, between the whistling stones

And then the broken bottles, that lead to more patrols

The crude bombs that burnt him, the nails that pierced his skin

And wish he’d just stayed home, working with his friends



The starport filled with people the guardsman soon was bored

But better in the port than where the soldiers warred

The room filled up with the xenos females, their younglings in tow

Who stared with itchy fingers at the guardsman and his gun



A yell of fear a pulse of engines the shattering of glass

The window of the port broke to let the package pass

A scream came from the defeated as they ran towards the door

Dragging their younglings crying from the charge upon the floor



The guardsman stood and could not move, his gun he could not use

He knew the bomb had seconds and not minutes on the fuse

He could not run and pick it up and throw it in the street

There were far too many people there, too many running feet



Take cover! yelled the guardsman, Take cover for your lives

And the Aliens threw down their young and stood before their wives

They turned towards the soldier their eyes alive with fear

For the greater good’s sake, save our children or they'll end their short lives here



The guardsman ran towards the bomb his stomach like a stone

Why was this his battle in the emperors name, why was he alone

He lay down on the package and he murmured one farewell

To those at home in Nimbossa to those he loved so well



He saw the sights of harvest felt the wind upon his brow

The young girls in the munitorum parks, how precious were they now

The soaring of the sw’it the beauty of the swilope

The music of the cheering choir so soon would it be gone



A muffled soft explosion and the room began to quake

The guardsman blown across the floor, his blood a crimson lake

There was no time to cry or shout there was no time to moan

And they turned their children's faces from the blood and from the bones



The crowd outside soon gathered and the chimeras came

To carry off the body of a pawn lost in the game

And the crowd they clapped and cheered and they sang their heretical song

One guardsman less to interfere where he did not belong



And will the young growing up learn at their mothers' knees

The story of the guardsman who bought their lives

Who used his youthful body as a means towards an end

Who gave his life to those who called him murderer not friend



Will Smith: Men In Black [ edit ]

Here come the Knights in Grey

Imperium's defenders

Here come the Knights in Grey

They won't let you remember



The righteous bear armor of grey, ok

Just in case they have to come and send some Daemons away

The order given to them, Or-do M

Means with ease they will banish them

So do not your eyes avert

Or Chaos with ease will soon convert

The chosen of the Emperor

Number one Daemon purgers

But to our Battle Brothers we don't exist

On our Ordos most classified list

Daemon infestation? to the Emperor pray

Cause you never know when we might save the Day, and..



Here come the Knights in Grey

Imperium's defenders

Here come the Knights in Grey

They won't let you remember



Ozzy Osbourne: Hellraiser [ edit ]

Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode

around’ da world ta krump beakies good

sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff

but I still asnt ad enuf

I keep tellin dat its gettin a lot

but I no ize a liar

feelin al rite in da noize n da lite

but dats wut makes me waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh





‘ell raiser, in da funder and ‘eat

‘ell raiser, rock ya bak in ya seet

‘ell raiser, an ize gon make it come troo

‘ell raiser, ize gon do sum weird boy fings to you



Waaaaghin on anuvver world,

Anuvver hive anuvver place

sumtimes I dun feel too gud

ize get dis funny feelin an stuff

da boyz keep sayin dat its not good fer me

but bein a grot dun make it

out of control, I playz da ultimate roll

But dats wut lites my fire



Chorus



Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode

around’ da world ta krump beakies good

sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff

but I still asnt ad enuf

out of control, I playz da ultimate roll

But dats wut lites my fire

Chorus



Nancy Sinatra: These Boots Were Made For Walking [ edit ]

You's keep sayin' you's got sumfing for me.

Sumfing you call WAAAGH!, but 'fess up.

You's been muckin' where ya shudn' be muckin'

An' now some uver gitz got all ya swag.



Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.

One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.



You's keep lootin' when you's ought ta be krumpin'

An' you's gots no wins, only beats.

You's stayin' weedy when ya ought ta be 'ard

Now wotz proppa's proppa, an' ya ain' been proppa yet.



Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.

One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.



You's keep sulkin' where ya 'spose ta be loud.

An' you's keep finkin' you's sumfin' speshul.

Ha! Gotz me a brand new Choppa wotz dead killy,

An' I ain' 'ad time fer breakin' it in...



Ready ya gitz? Start choppin'!



Sabaton: Attero Dominatus [ edit ]

Attero!

Dominatus!

The Hive is burning

Denique!

Interimo!

The Tau has fallen



We stand at the gates of the Hive

With two and a half million men

With six thousand tanks in our ranks

Use them as battering rams



Artillery leading our way

A million grenades has been launched

The xenos must pay for their crimes

The wings of the xeno’s been broken



Commander Chenkov's orders:

Serve me the Hive on a plate!

Disregard the losses

The city is ours to take



The price of a war must be payed

Millions of lives has been lost

The price must be paid by the Tau

That started the war in M.40's



The year of 200.M45

The year when the xenos will fall

We're inside the gates of the Hive

The beaks of the xeno's been broken



Commander Chenkov's orders:

Serve me its head on a plate

Disregard the losses

The xeno's land is ours to take



March!

Fight!

Die!

In the Hive!

March!

Fight!

Conquer!

The Hive!



Sabaton: Wolfpack [ edit ]

To the sector came the Eldar

Mars and Dictator

leading the convoy west



Took the warp gate in

The long jump back - Convoy to Gryphonne

Mars, Dauntless, Dictator leading

Titans to the forge

And upon the asteroid belt

Lies the silence of the sails

On the dog's watch in the final hour

The corsair fleets appear



On all the auspex it seems quiet and calm

Deep down below the xenos lurks



To the sector came the Eldar

Mars and Dictator

Leading the convoy west

In their own track came the wolfpack

Mars led the convoy

Into the hornet's nest



At the crack of dawn the second watch

Dauntless wracked with flames

Half the convoy hulked or disabled

Heading to Command

But below the fleet ecliptic

Out of sensor range

On the second watch in the final hour

The corsair fleets return



The Eldar come in for a second time

To make the Monkeigh face their fate



To the sector came the Eldar

Mars and Dictator

Leading the convoy west

In their own track came the wolfpack

Mars led the convoy

Into the hornet's nest



Lances blazing, fighters failing

M42 when

The Navy did fail the test

To the sector came the Eldar

Mars and Dictator

Leading them into death



Asuryan makes the contact and lead them

Isha's Tears scores a kill in the dark

She Who Thirsts sinking 4 in 2 approaches

Fading Star cut in half by a lance



Sabaton: Panzerkampf (Chaos Edition) [ edit ]

Into the Imperial Land the Chaotic Army March



In Segmentum Obscuros, Millennium 43

Tanks line up in thousands, as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught, ready for the Fight

Waiting for the Imperials, to march into the trap



Traps were placed in darkness, in the cover of the night

Waiting to be trigged, when the time is right

In the imagination imminent attack

Once the battle started there was no turning back



The end of the Imperium draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is near

It’s time, to attack



Into Imperial land the chaotic army march

Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge

Titans on cadian soil a thundering release

One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash



Fields of western Cadia were the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses the tie of war was turned

Driving back the Imperials, fighting on all fronts

Out of the Cadian sector, out of chaotic land



Reinforce the frontlines cause the imperials to retreat

Send in all reserves securing their defeat

Believers of the Dark Gods, broke the citadel

Ruins of a planet, Imperials rest in hell



The end of the Imperium draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is near

It’s time, to attack



Into Imperial land the chaotic army march

Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge

Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release

One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash



ONWARD BROTHERS, AMRIES OF THE DARK GODS CHARGE



Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands

Will of the Dark Gods, strongly they command

Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands

Finally victorious the chaotic army stands



The end of the Imperium draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is near

It’s time, to attack



Into Imperial land the chaotic army march

Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge

Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release

One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash







Sabaton: Resist and Bite [ edit ]

The WAAAGH is coming swiftly,

The borders closing in!

We're a company of soldiers,

Mere forty autos strong



All alone

Stand alone



Hades hive is burning,

And Ghazkull is at hand;

As the Greenskins pushing harder,

The WAAAGH is all around!



All around

Hold your ground!



Fight all eighteen days of battles,

No odds are on our side,

Few will fight for all until the slugbolts are gone



We!

We will resist and bite!

Bite hard!

Cause we are all in sight!

We!

We take up arms and fight!

Fight hard!

Resist and do what's right!



No matter our fighting,

The numbers will still count!

We're out gunned and few in numbers,

We're doomed to flag of fail!



We fought hard,

Held our guard!



But when killed by the Greenskins,

And we revealed the truth!

We'll die it with a smile,

We will surprise them with a laugh!



We are all!

We were all!



We were told to hold the border,

And that is what we did;

Honored were our orders,

In despite of our foe!



We!

We will resist and bite!

Bite hard!

Cause we are all in sight!

We!

We take up arms and fight!

Fight hard!

Resist and do what's right!



Gloria fortis miles!

The Ork hoard closing in,

Adversor et admorsus!

The Beast against the Eagle,

Gloria fortis miles!

The Ork hoard closing in,

Adversor et admorsus

The Beast against the Eagle...



<Instrumental>

We!

We did resist and bite!

Bite hard!

Cause we were all in sight!

We! We took up arms and fought!

Fought hard!

Resist and did what's right!



Sabaton: Panzerkampf [ edit ]

Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHHH March!



In the Imperium of Mankind, Millennium 41'st

Tanks line up in millions, as far the eye can see.

Ready for the onslaught, ready for the fight.

Waiting for the xenos, to march into the trap.



Mines are placed in darkness.

In the cover of the night.

Waiting to be triggered.

When the time is right.



Imminent invasion.

Imminent attack.

Once the battle's started.

There's no turning back.



The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.

Its time has come to an end.

The end of an era is here.

It's time to attack.



Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!

Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.

Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.

Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.



Fields of Armegeddon, feel the heat of battle burned.

Suffered heavy losses, the tide of war has turned.

Driving back the greenskins, fighting on four fronts.

Drive them Off of Imperium, out of Human land.

Reinforce the frontline, force the xenos to retreat.

Send in all the reserves, securing their defeat.

Guardsmen of Imperium broke the invasion.

Ruins of an army, greenskins rest in hell!"



The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.

Its time has come to an end.

The end of an era is near.

It's time to attack.



Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!

Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.

Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.

Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.



Oh, Imperium of Mankind, union of worlds.

Will of the people, strong in command.

Oh, God Emperor, protector of Man.

Once more victorious, the Imperial Guard stands.



The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.

Its time has come to an end.

The end of an era is here.

It's time to attack.



Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!

Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.

Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.

Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.



Sabaton: Primo Victoria [ edit ]

Through the Cadian Gate

As we make our way to Glory

Through the Chaos Hordes

Imperium Victoria!



We've been training for years

But we're ready to strike

As the great Imperium will win

We're the first wave on planet

We're the first ones to fall

No soldiers drop landed before



In the dawn of war they will pay

With their lives as the price

History's written today

In this burning Warp chasm

Know that nothing remains

As our forces nuke all the Traitors



Aiming for killshots though using a las

Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks!



Through the Cadian Gate

As we make our way to glory

Through the Chaos Hordes

Imperium Victoria!



On a Daemon World

Within the Eye of Terror

Near the Heretics

Death is upon them



We've been here before

Used to this kind of war

Warp fire goes over the trench

Our orders are easy

It's kill or be blammed

The Commissars shoot those who fail



In the dawn of war they will pay

With their lives as the price

History's written today

Now we are at war

With the Despoiler again

This time Creed knows what to plan



Aiming for killshots though using a las

Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks!



Through the Cadian Gate

As we make our way to glory

Through the Chaos Hordes

Imperium Victoria!



On a Daemon World

Within the Eye of Terror

Near the Heretics

Death is upon them



Millennium of the 41st

Baneblades are turning the war

Titans all march to victory

Just as planned



Aiming for killshots though using a las

Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks!



Through the Cadian Gate

As we make our way to glory

Through the Chaos Hordes

Imperium Victoria!



On a Daemon World

Within the Eye of Terror

Near the Heretics

Death is upon them



Through the Cadian Gate

As we make our way to Glory

Through the Chaos Hordes

Imperium Victoria!



On a Daemon World

Within the Eye of Terror

Near the Heretics

Imperium Victoria!



Sabaton: Stalingrad [ edit ]

Fresh from orbit

From the dropships came to Comrades aid

City in despair

Almost crushed by Ghazkulls army



Oh its grimmer than hell

Ghazkull's forces advancing



The sound of the bolters

The music of death

A grand symphony



See your friends fall

Hear them pray to the gods

Your emperor denies



Every man dies alone

And when your time comes

You will know that its time



Yarrick's fortress on fire

Is this madness or hell



The sound of the bolters

The music of death

We're playing Chaos's symphony

Violins as lasguns

Conducted from hell



Oh Hades Hive

Morte Vedae



Are you praying

Do you follow the Commissars lead

No one knows you

No one cares but a single violin



Play the score of the dead

Know the daemon within



The sound of the bolters

The music of death

We're playing Chaos's symphony

Violins as lasguns

Conducted from hell





Sabaton- Panzer Battalion [ edit ]

Out of the warp no Daemos we fear

Piercing the void as we charge

An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse

Closing the end of it's march



This time we're here to finish a job

Started a millenia ago

Driving the heretics out of their holes

To bury them with promethium



Armoured guns of mass destruction

Killers in the expanse

Rats who dares to stand before us

Feel our lance go live



[Chorus:] Death in the shape of a Lunar battlecruiser

Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead

cannot outrun our Lunar battlecruiser



Millions of tons of armour and guns

Making it's way through the expanse

Our Lunar battlecruiser is back for revenge

Artillery sweeping the land



First strike is ours no mercy is shown

There's rivers of blood in our track

Breaking their waves of defence with our guns

Emperor watching our back



Blow their void shield clear for deep strike

Ready for the storm

Minefields swept there's no surrender

Feel our lances burn



[Chorus x2]



Out of the warp no Daemos we fear

Piercing the void as we charge

An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse

Has reached the end of it's march



Armoured guns of mass destruction

Killers in the expanse

Rats who dares to stand before us

Feel our lance go live



Lunar battlecruiser

Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead

Lunar battlecruiser



Sabaton: Nuclear Attack [ edit ]

Prepare for cyclonic attack!



Dropped from low orbit, the xenos erased

Threat to mankind is contained

A power unheard of, a power unseen

Flash out of nowhere, the world is burning

8:16 Standard, the Tyranid swarms realized something was wrong

The swarm feels explosions, destruction and pain

Air strike from space, tendril gone in a blaze!



Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back

Prepare for cyclonic attack!

Bombed into the dust

Prepare for cyclonic attack!

Exterminatus

Strike back!

Xenos filth will bleed

Another cyclonic attack!



From the Necrons came the second assault

Threat to tomorrow made plain

11:02 on the 9th of August

Over the world's curve like ball lightning

The bomb detonates, and the world turns to waste

Barren for all time to come

The Monoliths burning, the Tomb World destroyed

Surrender your war, else you'll perish in flame!



Second attack, Inquisition turning back

Prepare for cyclonic attack!

Bombed into the dust

Prepare for cyclonic attack!

Exterminatus

Strike back!

Xenos filth will bleed

Another cyclonic attack!



Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back



Another, another, another

Cyclonic attack!

Bombed into the dust

Prepare for cyclonic attack!

Exterminatus

Strike back!

Xenos filth will bleed

Another cyclonic attack!

Bombed into the dust

Prepare for cyclonic attack!

Exterminatus!

Strike back!

Xenos filth will bleed

Another cyclonic attack!

A cyclonic attack!



Sabaton: Carolus Rex [ edit ]

All embrace me, it's my time to rule at last

10,000 years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne



No allegiance I will swear no oath

Crowned by Man, not by the warp as my power is divine



They thought I was too young to rule the land

Just as they failed to understand

Born to rule

My time has come



I was chosen by Mankind

Say my name when you slay

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

With the Marines my protector

Make them bow to my will

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise



Proved in battle, led my men to victory

No man alive or dead commands me, I answer to my own



Hear my orders, question me and die

What I say was said on Terra, and so it shall be done



I know I was destined to rule alone

All for myself I have claimed the throne

Born to rule

My time is now



I was chosen by Mankind

Say my name when you slay

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

With the Marines my protector

Make them bow to my will

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise



Onward, Astartes! The Heretics are Here! Crush them and throw them though the gates of the Warp!

All that's thine shall be mine there's no stopping me

All over the galaxy my rule shall be questioned by none

All I see, give to me, that is my decree

My will be done



I know I was destined to rule alone

Just as they failed to understand

Born to rule

My time is now



I was chosen by Mankind

Say my name when you slay

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

With the Marines my protector

Make them bow to my will

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise



With the Marines my protector

Make them bow to my will

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

To the Stars, see the Emperor rise



Sabaton: Rorke's Drift [ edit ]

News that came that morning told that the main force had been slain,

Chance for peace and justice gone, and all talks had been in vain

Shas'o had been offended and he had gone the path of war

Now that fifteen million men are dead, and the Tau are at the door



Xenos attack,

Fight back to back

Show them no mercy and

FIRST RANK FIRE,

SECOND RANK FIRE

Facing, awaiting

A hostile world, a bastion held, banners unfurled

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their story told, Rorke's Drift controlled



Later on that fateful day as they head towards the drift,

Stacking boxes, fortifying, preparations must be swift

Mechs with iridium armor facing uniforms and guns,

As the plamsa fire echoes higher, drowning out lasguns



(chorus)



M41.999, when a few held the line

(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )

When the last stand was made, and Imperium saved

(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )



(Repeat Chorus)

Baptized in fire

Thousand to one



So silent before the storm

Awaiting command

A few has been chosen to stand

As one outnumbered by far

The orders from high command

Fight back, hold your ground!



In early September it came

A war unknown to the galaxy

No heretic may enter that land

That is protected by bloody hand

Unless you are thousand to one

Your force will soon be undone



Baptized in fire

Thousand to one

Spirit of Emprah

Death and glory

Marines of Terra

Second to none

Wrath of the Crusade brought to a halt



The 811 of M37 it starts

The rage of Abaddon

A barrage of bolters and meltas

Stand past, the bunkers will hold

The reclusiarch has pledged his life

[Thalastian Jorus] I'll face my fate here!

The sound of demolishers

So fierce

The thunder of arms



So come, bring on all that you've got

Come warp, come Matt Ward, never stop

Unless you are thousand to one

Your lives will soon be undone



(Repeat chorus)



Always remember, a fallen soldier

Always remember, battle brothers at war

Always remember, a fallen soldier

Always remember, battle brothers at war

Always remember, a fallen soldier

Always remember, buried in history



No heretic may enter that land

That is protected by bloody hand

Unless you are thousand to one

Your force will soon be undone



(Repeat chorus)



No, no, no!



Stan Ridgeway: Camouflage [ edit ]

I was a young guardsmen on a search patrol, huntin' heretics down,

It was in the jungle wars on Ghoroi V

My lazgun fried and I got stuck way out and all alone

And I could hear them heretics moving in close outside

Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my broken gun, and I dug in scared while I counted down my fate

And then a Space Marine, a Raptor with a pair of friendly eyes, appeared there at my shoulder and said wait

When he came in close beside me he said "don't worry son, I'm here, them heretics want to tangle now they'll have two to dodge"

I said well thanks a lot I told him my name and asked him his, and he said my brothers call me camoflauge



Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem

Ohh camoflauge, I was awfully glad to see this Space Marine



Well I was gonna ask him his home planet, when we heard the 'jectiles fly, coming through the woods, and all around my ears

It was then I saw this Space Marine light a fire in his eyes, and it was strange but suddenly I forgot my fears



Well we fought all night and side by side we took our battle stance, and I wondered how the bullets missed this man

Cause they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn't there, and in the morning we both took a chance and ran

And it was near the river bank where the ambush came on top of us, and it thought it was the end and we were had

Then a bolt round with my name on it came buzzing through a bush, and this Space Marine he just caught it with his hand, just like it was a fly



Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem

Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine



And I knew there was something weird about him, cause when I heard a crack, he'd pulled a Leman Russ right off its tracks, and squashing them heretics with it

From here to kingdom come



When he led me outta danger I saw HQ and waved goodbye, he just looked at me from the jungle and then was gone

And when I got back to my Regiment, I told them about my night, and the battle I spent with a Space Marine named Camoflauge

When I said his name the Commisar gulped, and an apothecary took my arm, and led me to big tent on the right

He said you may be telling true son, but this here is camoflauge, and he's been right here since I gave him peace last night

But before he went he said Semper Fi and said his only wish, was to save a young Guardsmen caught in a barrage

So here take his bolter son, I know he wants you to have it now

And we both said a prayer for a Space Marine named camoflauge



Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem

Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine



Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven [ edit ]

Once upon a battlefield dreary, where I cowered, spent and bleary,

Within an Imperial bunker, darkly stained with dust and gore -

As I cowered, nearly shuttering, suddenly there came a sputtering

As some weapon quickly stuttering - firing at my bunker door.

"`Tis some bolter", I murmured, "firing at my bunker door -

Only this and nothing more."



Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,

And the brightly burning bastions lit the horizon by the score.

Eagerly, on freedom drunker; - vainly had I sought to hunker

In this heavy Imperial bunker - with perhaps a tunnel in the floor -

A safe and empty fortress with perhaps a tiny tunnel in the floor -

Only this and nothing more.



And the mad raving howling of each distant Space Wolf prowling

Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.

So that now, to the beating of my heart, I stood entreating

"`Tis some Space Wolf there repeating, firing at my bunker door -

Some common Grey Hunter rapid-firing at my bunker door -

This it is and nothing more."



Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer

"Marine," said I, "or Scout, your attention I implore;

The bunker walls are thick - they are made of tempered brick

And your bolters do not nick the slightest scratch or tiny score -

Not a dimple, dent, depression, dip, scratch or tiny score -

Away now, and fire no more."



Then in the bunker slumping, presently I heard a thumping

A pounding - rattling many times fiercer than before.

And soon I began to screech - the bunker wall grenades did breach;

The very gods I did beseech as the ceiling fell upon the floor -

Through the wounds poured light which danced upon the floor -

Danced amidst the sounds of war.



Then at once it stopped the violence - I was left alone with silence

Confused, I spied the reason why the shells did drop no more -

For as I began to shutter, then with many a flit and flutter

A psyber-Raven flew through the clutter to perch above the door -

Perched on the two-headed eagle just above the bunker door -

Perched and sat and nothing more.



At this I grew more craven, for the talons of the psyber-Raven

Were all over covered with bright red blood and crimson gore.

"Wretch!" I cried, "Njal hath lent thee - into this fortress has he sent thee

So that remotely may he here be - and this bunker then explore -

Scry out my exact location and this bunker then explore -"



Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"



Then, methought, the air grew darker, the bunker now a little starker

For the uttered word brought terror as I had never felt before.

As for weapons, I knew I had none - no bolter, sword or lasgun;

No arms to stop the war's son fated to break soon through the door -

The blood-mad crazed assassin fated to break soon through the door-

Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"



"Be that word our sign of parting, machine or bird!" I shrieked, upstarting -

"Get thee back into the fire-fight and here spy on me no more!

For as you came unbidden - I would otherwise be here hidden -

Leave my location in this midden - quit that icon above my door!

Take thy shining metal eye, and take thy form from off my door!"

Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"



And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting - still is sitting

On the pallid two-headed eagle just above the bunker door;

His metal eye has all the seeming of a psyker that is scheming,

To have my guts lie steaming in a pile upon the floor;

And now all hope has left me, crouched here upon the floor

I await the Eversor!



Henry the Fifth, Act III Scene I [ edit ]

Once more unto the boards, Anon, once more,

Or close the wall up with our Neckbeard dead!

In-game there's nothing so becomes a man

As massive fatness and huge faggotry;

But when the /b/last of war brings in the cancer,

Then imitate the action of the fatguy;

Quote from the rulebooks, summon up the fluff,

Disguise fat nature with hard-favour'd RAAAAGE;

Then lend the one a terrible aspect;

Let it stare until PCs are all dead

Like the foul bodak; let the brow o'erwhelm it

As fearfully as does a tiefling’s horn

Add two charisma to his contorted face,

Swirl'd in the wild and wasteful fourth-ed.

Now roll the bones and sketch the portraits wide,

Dream hard of breasts, that bend up every ‘spirit’

To his full height. On, on, you beardyest fatguys,

Whose blood is fet from fathers of thin-proof!

Fathers that, like so many useless tripfags,

Have in these parts from morn till even raged,

And saged their threads for lack of argument.

Fap not to your mothers; now attest

That those whom you call'd fatguys did beget you.

Be copy now to men of better games,

And show them how you roll. And you, warmachine,

Whose limbs are made of pewter, show us here

The metal of your minis; let us swear

That they are worth their pricetag, which I doubt much;

For I see most of you so mean and base,

That hath not showered since last Petertide.

I see you field warhounds in Apocalypse,

Standing upon their foes. The game's been lost!

Follow your spirits, and upon this board

Cry, "Rage at Vampire! Magic! And Fourth Ed!"



Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit [ edit ]

Load up da trukks

Bring yer boyz

`Kuz we's haulin'

Out all da toyz

Da `oomies 