"I broke my own record. Again."

-For the most numerous naps in one day?

"Very funny. No, I-"

-For the longest?

"No, I..."

-For the number of cider you drank before blacking out?

"No! I... I got to try that once..."

-What about now? We could go instead of listening to your blabbing.

"Hey!"

-Okay. I'm buying.

"That's better. Now about my record..."

-Yeah, yeah, you bested it by a second.

"Huh? H-how did you know?"

-..... Uh.... luck?



Lovely work