DESK CLERK: Welcome to the Bethlehem Inn. May I help you?

JOSEPH: Yes, we have a reservation for Joseph and Mary.



DESK CLERK: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm not finding any reservation under those names.

JOSEPH: What? No, look again, we have a reservation.



DESK CLERK: Maybe you have your confirmation number?

JOSEPH: What? No, I must have left it in my other robe. But we do have a reservation! Can you get your manager?

DESK CLERK: Right away, sir.



MANAGER: Good evening, sir. What seems to be the problem?

JOSEPH: You lost our reservation we'd just really like to get some sleep.

MANAGER: Understood, sir. Let's see what we can do here. I have a very spacious pharaoh suite, if that would suit your needs.



JOSEPH: Yes, yes, anything. I just need a room. My wife is pregnant and could deliver at any moment.

MANAGER: Oh dear, I'm afraid I'll have to charge you the triple occupancy rate in that case.



JOSEPH: No, you don't understand. She's endowed with the Holy Spirit.

MANAGER: Twins? Well, congratulations! I will have to charge quadruple occupancy, unfortunately.

MARY: Ooh, felt him kick!



