There’s nothing quite like the sense of fulfilment one gets when you reach that ‘happy place’.

You know the one I mean.

And for myself, I’ve found that ‘happy place’ often unpredictable to reach consistently with a partner (though it’s nothing my trusty bullet couldn’t fix…).

But coming because of someone else’s hard graft is hot. It’s so incredibly hot that it’s downright sexy. And, of course, absolutely unforgettable. However, I now find myself incredibly lucky, because reaching that place is now easier than ever with my new guy. Because somehow, he just knows exactly what to do.

So how have I become this lucky to reach that happy place? What are the buttons to press, the levers to pull?

Well, my lucky, lucky readers, I’ve compiled a list for your reading pleasure, and for my spine-tingling benefit, that reads as follows;

1) Touch me; stroke my shoulders. Kiss my neck. Caress my collar bones.

2) Undress me; slowly. Peel away the layers of my outfit. Slip your hands under my shirt. Trace around my breasts with your fingertips, my nipples hardening to your very touch. Release my legs from the prison of my jeans. Take my knickers off with your teeth.

3) Tease me; run your fingers down the inside of my thighs, caress me with your fingertips. Make me gasp.

4) Kiss me; kiss my face, my breasts, kiss down the length of my stomach.

5) Hold me; pull me towards you. Grab my bum; grasp it, knead it, let your hands roam. Grasp my hips, kiss my thighs, working your way towards the inside of my legs. Make me quiver. Make me moan.

6) Taste me; lick me. Trace the outline of my body with your tongue. Take my breast into your mouth. Suck at my nipple, make me gasp for more. Take me into your mouth; press your tongue deep inside me, tasting me, moaning for more. Suck my clitoris; nibble it, slide your tongue across it; see my knees go weak, my toes curling, my body obedient to your every move.

7) Use your fingers; slide them into me. Feel my wetness against your skin. Feel me yielding to your every touch; eyes fixated, gasping and breathy, exposed and vulnerable to your every touch.

8) Make me want you; make me want you, every inch of you, deep inside me. Make me want to moan into your ear, to run my nails across the length of your back, holding you close. Pulling you in tightly. Taking in every inch. Every luscious inch…

…well, now I’m unfortunately just a little bit hot and flustered.

Combine a few of these delicious moves, and I’m one very, very happy lady.

I like it when you make me come. I like it when you work to get me there. And most of all, I love returning the favour.

Well, I did ask you to please me…oh pretty, pretty please…