Me: *gets some birthday cake*

Hattie: FEED ME NOW

Me: No, Hattie, your dinnertime is later, now is time for me to eat

Hattie: BUT I'M STARVING

Me: No, you are not starving, stop lying

Hattie: I WANT THAT

Me: You don't even like carrot cake

Hattie: I WANT TO EAT IT ANYWAY

Me: The raisins are poison to you, you can't have any

Hattie: THIS IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS