I had to get it. I had to know what a cheeseburparma tasted like. Nobody else at the table was as brave as I, but between us all we managed to get at least one of all the parmas on the menu.

The tap list at Father's Office is pretty extensive. When I saw the large copper pipes extending down from the roof I thought "Oh great, more unpasteurised Carlton Draught", but it turns out that Father's Office are the hipsters of the beer-through-copper-pipes world, as they did it before Carlton Draught made it cool, and a feature of half the pubs in Melbourne.

The standards on tap are Follies Girl Lager, Heineken, Kirin, Furphy, Thunder Road, White Rabbit, Tiger, Monteiths Barber Lager, 150 Lashes, Kosciusko Pale & Grumpy Bastard along with some rotating taps of other craft beers (I was on the Colonial Draught most of the night, a very tasty drop).

After a 20(ish) minute wait our parade of parmas arrived from the kitchen...