We've covered some very strange topics over the years, but never did I imagine we would one day tackle the topic of shopping cart safety warnings. On some level this probably constitutes hitting rock bottom, but if not us, who would give this deserving medium its due mockery? The answer is no one. Let us thank the Something Awful Forum Goons for doing what had to be done.



In case you have no idea what on earth we're talking about, take a look at this untouched image. Virtually every reputable shopping cart in the world has one of these safety warnings.

RipVTide fulfilled his destiny by getting this stellar theme started.

Life is a delicate dance for Squish.

Stuntcock turned left and drove his car off a cliff.