When I was a kid, (well, more of a kid; I'm seventeen now), I was held at an underground prison for minors in Utah. It was called Provo Canyon School, and is disguised as a treatment center, but in reality kids were beaten, raped, shanked, drugged, and tortured on a daily basis. I was gone for about three years, and while I was there I discovered a new talent: I'm really good at escaping high level scurity insitituions undetected. I analyzed and took into account every factor; the motion sensors, the cameras, the blast doors, the guards, and local intelignece, and dissected it all down until I had formed a plan to escape. We had to walk in line structure everywhere except for when we were in the court yard, at which point, when the guards weren't looking, I snuck around to the back of the building and climbed up to the roof and layed there for hours after they had already called a Code 3, (escapee). Once it was night, the search parties had come back, and the police were out searching the town for a pre-teen boy in a red hoddie and baggy blue jeans. I had under my clothes, howveer, a white tee shirt, and tight black jeans. When night had fallen, I climbed town, jumped the outside wall and started hitchhiking. I eventually came back though because I was a little kid and didn't know where to find food, or shelter. But over the years I became more and more better at it, and now I am wondering if there is an occupation for my particular skill set. Basically I'm an escape artist. Is there a job or something where conatainment insititutions or whatever hire people to try and escape as a means of testing their security measures? I feel I could make an awesome career out of that and use my skills to make some money while also having fun, (I live the thrill of an escape). Anyway, any advice would be appreicated; my specialties are residential lock down treatment centers and Psyhowards. I've never escaped a jail though before, (though I did have a plan in juvy, but I knew I was getting out in a couple days anyway, but if I had gone through with it, the guards wouldn't have even known I was gone until it was too late). Anyway, hope to hear from you! :)

--Jonny Wonder