Kendrick Lamar dropped a song a week ago titled, “The Heart Part 4,” and last night he dropped another single titled, “Humble”. Lamar’s new album is set to drop April 7th which I’m sure will be the best day of my life, but in the due time I will have “Humble” on repeat until I hate the song.

Last week I compared Kendrick Lamar to Jesus Christ, and this week Kendrick drops a music video of him sitting at the Last Supper table, coincidence? Or am I a prophet for the religion of Kendrickism? Either one will suit me, but Lamar has once again proven to us that he’s the best rapper alive right now, and its not Lil Wayne from 2005.

“Girl I could buy yo ass with my pay stub”

Here Lamar flexes his money card. To be the best rapper alive you have to be rich. If Kendrick can buy yo ass with his pay stub, I’d say he’s got way too much money in his bank account and has no idea how to spend it. He’s come to the conclusion that buying asses is the newest way to spend his money, and in my opinion it’s not a bad idea if you have that kind of money. I don’t have ass buying type of money in my bank account, therefore, I cannot buy asses.

“Pull up on your block, then break it down: we playin’ Tetris”

I’m not entirely sure what this means, but in high school we received school issued laptops, and the amount of Tetris that was played in my final two years of high school was obnoxious. In Kendrick’s song “King Kunta” he raps, “I was gonna kill a couple rappers, but they did it to themselves.” In “Humble” he’s saying that he’s gotta go to the rapper’s block to kill them now. Are rappers catching up to Kendrick? No. In my head, Kendrick is pulling up to Toronto and getting rid of Drake by playing Tetris with him.

“Piss out your per diem”

Kendrick again here is throwing away money. This time he is peeing out his per diem. In my previous job, I got a monthly per diem rate, and it was the most glorious thing. I never once peed out my per diem. I stuck it in the bank or spent it on food like a normal person. Kendrick is no normal person, as he shows that he actually has the ability to piss out his per diem. Uncanny ability.

“Sit down / Be humble”

Kendrick is out here saying that he pees his per diem out, can buy ass, and play Tetris on your block, THEN SAYS to sit down and be humble? If this isn’t the most hypocritical thing I’ve ever seen, then I’m not sure what is. An incredible power move by Lamar here, he’s the best rapper and I’m assuming he’s calling out other rappers by saying that they’re not as good as him, and that they need to SIT DOWN AND BE HUMBLE. How do I marry a song?

“I stay modest ‘bout it”

Well, he doesn’t really as I’ve clearly stated in the above words, but Kendrick did light his head on fire for this music video, and I can’t deny that I may be in love with Kendrick Lamar.

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“Y’all got ’til April seventh to get y’all shit together.”

April 7th I’m ready.