If you don’t like obeying our laws then you should get out of our country, Tommy Robinson told

Former EDL leader and professional gammon-herder Tommy Robinson has been told that if he doesn’t like the laws of this country then he should go and live somewhere else, after getting arrested for assault. Again.

Robinson was arrested yesterday at a Center Parcs for common assault after allegedly hitting someone in a swimming pool.

The arrest of the pint-sized fascist, who presumably lashed out in anger at not being tall enough to go down the fast flume, has prompted many to question his supporters and ask if they still hold the firm belief that any person who doesn’t like the laws of this country should ‘leave’.

Police spokesperson and rational human Simon Williams told reporters, “Obviously the fact that Tommy Robinson has found himself on the wrong side of the law will not have come as much of a surprise to most people. We’ve had our eyes on his flagrant disregard for the laws of our land for quite a while now, and this is not the first time he’s had a brush with the law.

“I don’t want to sound unwelcoming or prejudiced, but I’ve always believed that if you are going to enjoy all the benefits of living in our country then you should be willing to obey the laws of the land.

“However – and to quote his supporters directly – if you are not going to try and get a proper job or contribute to the society in which you live, and instead want to spend your days going around causing trouble and breaking our laws, well, you know where the airports are.

“With multiple criminal convictions, and another prison term now likely, he’s clearly adding nothing to our society, so maybe we should revoke his citizenship like we’re trying to with Shamima Begum?”

Tommy Robinson’s core supporters would probably have been willing to comment on his current legal crisis, but three of them are busy smashing poorly-articulated arguments into various Facebook pages and the other five are currently out on a brave ‘Christian’ crusade around a local market, much to the annoyance of the hardworking immigrants just trying to do a decent day’s work.