Leicester City are currently 1st in the Premier League. This time last year they were bottom of the table. This is an unprecedented change in a football team at the highest level. But is all as it seems?

Fairytale? Nah

Triumph of coaching and supreme skill? Haha!

Cheats? Maybe, yeah. Let's look at the facts...

Although it's impossible to be sure that Leicester City are doping, without complete and utter transparency of the Premier League we cannot be sure that they are NOT! Therefore if Leicester go onto win the league we cannot consider this a valid victory until we see their entire first team urinate into a cup.

Further than doping, it seems quite clear that they have smuggled some kind of explosive devices in the padding of their boots. This secret technology, pioneered by Claudio "Professor Tinkerman" Ranieri would explain both Jamie Vardy's goal at Liverpool and Mahrez's at Man City. If The Ox was allowed those boots he would have banged in 50 in the EPL this season.

Until that day, I propose that Arsenal are the Premier League winners, because Arsenal play brilliant, REAL football and they have the player with the most assists: Mezut "Little Miss Assist" Özil. We also have twenty times their amount of followers on twitter, do the math...

Let's be very clear, this was Arsenal's title from day 1 because all of the papers said that we were going to win and then we won the Community Shield. Also we beat earlier in the season Leicester, so we are better than them.

#YaGunnersYa