Ridiculous! Chelsea are after Edinson Cavani, Diego Costa & Mario Mandzukic this summer [Sun]

Rob Beasley must be thinking that if you write an outlandish enough story some people may believe it to be true. Well, it isn’t.

The Sun on Wednesday claim to have an exclusive story reporting that Chelsea are after Edinson Cavani, Diego Costa and Mario Mandzukic this summer.

In an article which makes it sound like Chelsea are tracking all three world-class strikers at the same time, hoping to attract all three to Stamford Bridge, Beasley farts:

Special Ones – Jose targets reveal: Jose Mourinho will break the bank to solves Chelsea’s striker crisis.

Chelsea boss Mourinho is ready to spend up to £40m on one hitman — as the final piece of his jigsaw for next term. He has a 3-man shortlist and has given up on luring Man Utd’s Wayne Rooney.

We can only assume that the use of the word crisis is meant to be interpreted liberally.

The backpage of the Sun on Wednesday is below.