Lapis: oh shit I was stuck in the ocean for months! I never wanna ocean again. im gonna stay in this barn gdi.

Jasper: I was stuck in the ocean for months. the oCEAN IS NOW MY HOME *dives head first back into the ocean* IM GONNA FUCKIN BECOME PART OF THE OCEAN. I FUCKIN AM THE OCEAN! FUCKIN FIGHT ME IM THE OCEAN. F U C K U R O S E