His half-hearted summary of Spy Kids 4: "Spy kids new spy kids. Okay. There's new Spy Kids".

In his review of 11-11-11, he mentions that there were scares in the movie that made him laugh more than most comedies he saw that year, making note of one in particular that amused him the most. Cut to him wearing an alien mask and gloves practically imitating the scare. He then turns and says, "What, you're not scared?" Advertisement: Chris then proceeds to break down in laughter.

At the start of his Project X review, he initially begins talking about a cult 80s film of the same name, only to be informed that he was talking about the wrong movie. "What's that? This isn't the movie with the chimps?" His summary of the movie needs to be seen to be believed. "YEEEAAAHHHH! AWESOME, YEEEAAAHHHHH!"

His very strange intro to his V/H/S review , where he briefly shows his viewers his VHS collection. The deadpan manner in which he shows them makes it so much funnier. "Just can't throw 'em away. So many memories."

The Driver vs. Dragonball Evolution. From that same review, Chris wearing a shirt that's best described as Super Saiyan Superman.

In an old video reviewing Les Misérables (2012), Chris opens it by singing and admits that he won't sing during the actual review and breaks down laughing when he finishes.

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Chris doing a Danny Elfman impression.

A particular bit in his old intro for his vlogs featured him dancing as Michael Jackson. He pulls it off surprisingly well. There's another dance bit that just comes off as balls-out hilarious.

The sequence of him randomly walking into the woods while swinging his arms ludicrously high.

His bait and switch moment in the Spider-Man 3 review, where he says "And of course, this scene, without a doubt the lowest point in the trilogy" while the infamous dance club scene is being shown on the screen...only for Chris to then reveal that the scene he was talking about was actually the one where Harry's butler reveals to Harry the truth about how his father died only now even though he could have saved Harry a lot of trouble by telling him earlier.

Couple of moments from his "Everything Wrong with Die Hard 5 video" , such as comparing the LAZILY included McClane's voice taken from Die Hard 4 side by side, only to cut into Zoolander's WHAT IS THIS??? scene. The timing is just perfect. Advertisement: And his comment about Die Hard 5's action scenes: Chris: I mean did Moore even watch the previous films? All 4 were directed smoothly and efficiently with terrific editing and mindblowing sequences. The best Moore gives us is a bunch of cars flying in different directions and a crap load of fake CGI BS, I mean look at that, looks like FUCKING SHIT! FUCKING SHIT, JUST LOOK AT IT! : I mean did Moore even watch the previous films? All 4 were directed smoothly and efficiently with terrific editing and mindblowing sequences. The best Moore gives us is a bunch of cars flying in different directions and a crap load of fake CGI BS, I mean look at that, looks like

Highlights from his Steel Hilariocity review: "MAGICAL MOVIE TECHNOLOGY!"

"These guys are robbing the Federal Reserve with laser guns. There is a 7'1" maniac in a steel costume shooting at those thugs with another gun. They send one police car." Chris then mentions afterward that while he was in LA he saw a fistfight occurring outside of a movie theater, and 8-10 police cars were sent .

police car." The "Macaulay Culkin" cop.

Chris' hilariously stretched-out rant about the infamous "son of a butt" line. Chris: I'm gonna start saying that now. (bursts into laughter)

Chris' reaction to the (in)famous "Dick Poop" Freudian Slip during the live 2015 Oscar nominations. Chris: I'm 12 years old, apparently. Good job, Dick Poop. You got nom — (breaks down in laughter again)

Several moments during his review of Fifty Shades of Grey: The Running Gag of footage of Nicolas Cage laughing being inserted into the video.

The rat poop metaphor that Chris uses to describe the movie. "If you got a really good director of photography, and you went out to the street, and you found a pile of rat shit, he could probably light that very well and perhaps shoot it with an interesting angle. But it's still rat shit." His summarizing the movie as a "2-hour softcore porn with way more story than you ever care to see in a porn".

When he says the name of the movie to give it its final grade, Chris calls it Fifty Shades of Total Fucking Shit.

When Chris opens the prize bag that he won in a raffle at the screening, he finds a poster and a T-shirt. He rips them both apart immediately after unboxing them. Then he pulls out what looks disturbingly like a ball gag and is at a loss for words, until he finds out to his visible relief that it's actually lip balm.

When looking into the box to pull out his final gift, Chris looks up at the camera with an "are you kidding me?" look on his face...and pulls out a FSOG eye mask. Cut to Nicolas Cage laughing.

Chris' review of Attack of the Clones has a lot of these. This might as well be a Hilariocity review than a regular review. For starters, there's him showing "rare footage" of George Lucas discovering Hayden Christensen, from the Goosebumps episode "Night of the Living Dummy III" with expert impersonator Piotr Michael as Lucas. It's beautiful.

Then there's his reaction to the child actor who plays young Boba Fett: Chris: (looking like he's about to explode) "deep breath", I don't even have the energy to go into that right now. Sigh. I really don't. Him constantly pointing out the ineptness of Mace Windu and Yoda for doing mostly nothing important in the movie.

Him mentioning Obi Wan kicking Jango Fett during their battle looks like Mortal Kombat, with Liu Kang's voice included.

And finally, him saying that Yoda's fight with Count Dooku is just Yoda doing a lot of barrel rolls.

His review for The Gallows, where he says that the premise of people trapped in a high school was interesting enough that he actually wrote a similar short story when he was younger. Too bad he wrote it in the fifth grade.

His Fantastic Four (2015) review, where he calls it "Fant4stic".

In the Cold Open to his Dirty Grandpa review, Chris mentions going to a screening and getting a Feelie which he logically assumed was a matchbook given Robert de Niro's character smokes cigars in the film. He's wrong. It's actually a condom inexplicably put in a matchbook.

His Hilariocity review of Dragonball: Evolution. The mere intro is hysterical. (looks at various DBE items) "What the fuck is this shit?! (looks at more DBE items) "WHO THE FUCK WOULD SEND ME THIS SHIT?!" "Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can you tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can you give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"

Chris referring to Justin Chatwin's "poop face."

Chris hated this movie so much that he had to stop watching it to go do something else. TWICE . Choosing between hot dogs and playing Battleship was clearly more fun.

. Choosing between hot dogs and playing Battleship was clearly more fun. Chris' reaction about how Goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs. Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything? After the ending song rolls, we see a clip of Chris' wife filming him after he had to rewatch the film again. Heroic BSoD doesn't even begin to describe it.

Chris says that he felt like the movie made his house feel gross.

In his review of the tenth season of The X-Files Chris reveals he's written Fan Fiction. One of Us indeed: Chris: "In fact when I was like twenty years old I wrote a full X-Files novel " *beat* "I uh " *X-Files theme tune plays as Chris looks ashamedly around the room*

His Hilariocity review of Twilight with his wife: Chris mocking Kristen Stewart's line delivery in one scene: Chris: If I came home from, like, a store or something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: "Whoa. What is going on?" Later, Bella and Edward's really slow kiss set to the Jeopardy! theme.

It's impossible to beat the comedy value of the real Samurai Cop but "'We're gonna go catch us some bad guys?' Yeah nice wig man." is a perfect one. Chris throwing together every "Hey wait a minute!".

His impression of Beavis And Butthead in his review of The Disappointments Room, as well as his impressions of the characters of the film, particularly Kate Beckinsale's character.

In his "The Worst Movies of 2016" video , his reaction to a poster of Nine Lives that was sent by one of his viewers is great: Aren't you a peach, Matthew? Why would you do that to me? (breaks down laughing)

In his review of The Bye Bye Man with his friend, John Flickinger, the two come up with an idea for what should have happened after each death: playing *NSYNC 's "Bye Bye Bye". John pretending to freak out and shouting the lyrics after imitating the main character.

The intro to his review of Smurfs: The Lost Village shows his wife literally dragging him to the door so that they can go to the theater for his review of it, despite his protests.

The intro to his review of The Boss Baby is framed like a horror movie, with Chris making some disjointed, slackjawed expressions.

The intro to his review of the 2017 Baywatch (2017) movie shows Chris doing his own slow Baywatch walk.

His review of Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. Highlights include: Chris feeling sorry for the Predator title-wise after 'Alien' was upgraded to plural while 'Predator' is still singular. Chris: Poor guy. He needs friends too. "I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. More like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because you can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING !"

!" His well-justified "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" after the movie lazily repeats the famous "get to da chopper" line. Then after showing said scene from which it originated:

KIDDING ME?!" after the movie lazily repeats the famous "get to da chopper" line. Chris: WASN'T THAT JUST BALLS OUT AWESOME?! Chris doesn't hesitate to mention how a nuke that killed a bunch of innocents is supposed to be glossed over because a few main characters made it out. Chris: And there's a setup for a sequel. (cue Chris : And there's a setup for a sequel. (cue Chris Laughing Mad

The intro his review of Revenge of the Sith recreating the climactic duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan has Chris giving a particularly fantastic impersonation of Anakin with two flavors: a completely dull monotone, and comically agonized screaming as he is burning alive .

In his and Matthew Brando's review of Wish Upon, he starts by mocking the film for ripping off a Goosebumps novel (specifically, "Be Careful What You Wish For"), and they then mock the film's unintentionally-hilarious moments.

The intro to his review of The Emoji Movie has him so dead inside. This doubles as a Moment of Awesome, as the entire review is much more entertaining than the movie itself: Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED! (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... This: They have to get to Dropbox, did you hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an FUCKING MOVIE! , did you hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point ... in this Also, when he talks about the blatant advertising of YouTube, he mentions that the children went "Ohh, YouTube!". He then angrily says "It didn't help anything!"

In the Hilariocity review of Sleepwalkers, when Ron Perlman shows up as a cop, Chris declares the movie to be perfect.

In his review of The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, he proclaims that, because he watched The Emoji Movie, he can watch anything... only to sheepishly admit he still can't handle Dragonball Evolution. He also tells the story of going to see the movie and tells that cashier that he wanted one ticket for the worst titled film in existence. She automatically realized he wanted The Nut Job 2.

He also mocks The Emoji Movie as " cancer on film".

His video on his dog Zeev reacting to the trailer for the movie Show Dogs.

Chris screwing up his outro due to being sick in his "Curse of La Llorona" review. He promptly breaks out laughing.

The intro to Slenderman.

Chris' review of House of the Dead. Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!

The opening of his review of Cats has Chris staring off into space in Stunned Silence for about ten seconds before mumbling, "...wow."

His hilarous review of Battlefield Earth. Which including mimicing the constant laughter (and Terl's voice), or pointing out how utterly stupid both sides are, to the point of saying the humans are literary monkeys.

Catwoman.. Enough said.