The "Honeymoon Capital of the World" is earning a new nickname?

Viagra Falls.

For real. The impotence drug is months away from approval in Canada, so teeming hordes of Canadians are crossing the border into Niagara Falls to fill their prescriptions.

A baldfaced lie from NBC?

More bizarre than any Seinfeld episode is NBC's behavior amid its decision not to rerun that controversial episode with Kramer stomping out a burning Puerto Rican flag.

Get a load of this line from The Associated Press: "The network refused to say Thursday whether the decision had anything to do with the complaints."

So what? NBC gets a barrage of complaints from the Hispanic community about that episode, but they pulled it because ... George's bald spot was too shiny? Puh-leease.

They just don't get it, Jerry

When Jerry Seinfeld cracked a joke about Jaw Breakers during a recent stand-up show in Australia, The New York Daily News says the response was 2,000 blank stares from a sell-out crowd that couldn't relate to the American candy. Seinfeld scored far better with Aussie jokes such as "This is my idea of a penal colony!"

Getty's homecoming, sort of

Estelle Getty, who played Bea Arthur's Ma, Sophia, on the Golden Girls, visited the facade of her former sitcom home Thursday at Disney MGM-Studios.

"It makes me kind of sad because I know I'm not working here anymore," said Getty.

Getty, who turns 75 in a few weeks, has no projects in the works but says she doesn't mind because it gives her more time to travel. The actress also conceded that she knew during the filming of Sylvester Stallone's Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot that it was a stinker. "We weren't happy with the script, but there was nothing much we could do," said Getty of the film many viewers painfully remember as Stop This Movie! Or I'll Shoot Myself.

Late Montand not the father

A controversial paternity test on the corpse of legendary French singer and actor Yves Montand proves he did not father a young woman who claimed for years to be his love child, judicial sources said Thursday. Throughout his life, Montand had denied that Aurore Drossart, 24, was his daughter, but he refused to undergo DNA tests to lay the matter to rest. He died in 1991 at the age of 70.