What is P90X

Muscle confusion or sexual confusion? This is the question America should be asking one of the largest homosexual front operations in America, called “P90X”. P90X is ran by a company called Beach Body and they fill the minds of weak willed people to get up and get into shape. But the shape they want them to get into is in the form of a pink feather boa and assless chaps. With each 55 minute work out, their customers work up a sweat towards the path of homosexual.

You see, just like the Gay Agenda, P90X feeds on the weak minded people. They know they are the easiest to turn gay. All you do is give them a little bit of attention and you have them sucked within your demonic grasps. Heterosexual men and women workout to be healthy, not strut around in cut off shirts or walk down Melrose in jogging shorts. The only people who want bulging biceps or a tuckus that you could bounce silver dollars off of, are those who have the sexual deviance of a homosexual sinner. This is why most P90X users used to be fat or they target the ugly, Mexicans, fans of emo music and video gamers, because they all have one thing in common, no life and no self esteem.

P90X also works their victims slowly into their future gay lifestyle by repeating gay terminology and food choices. Gays love buzz words and trendy phrases, it is the reason why everything in the world today has been morphed from “Hello fellow American, it is a beautiful day outside” into “So, yo”. On term that sticks out in the P90X program, is the term “X-ing”. Tony is always “X-ing” you during his work outs and you even see his brainwashed co-hosts throwing up their gang like street signs when he says it. Did you know “X-ing” is the term gays use when they insert ecstasy pills up their rectums? Yep, these are the kinds of terms Tony is teaching while he has you drenched in gay lover man sweat. Next thing you know, you’ll be “X-ing” your new Cuban boyfriend behind Sparkles and Barracks on 5th avenue!

Another big thing in the gay lifestyle is gourmet food and this program pretty much requires you to hire a 5 star chef. The food gets you to crave posh delights that would only be served at a gay restaurant or nightclub. I mean, how many real men eat basil tomato soup? But don’t worry, if you can’t afford a chef you can pay out the rear for their custom shakes and protein bars. Each item contains what is called “Skake-ology”, which is packed with amino acids that attach the gay gene to ones dna. So not only are you huffing and puffing to great gayness, you are also downing loads of homo juice down your throat five times a day.

Who is Tony Horton

If Satan had a Pilates instructor it would be Tony Horton, a former gay club go go dancer turned international health guru. Tony’s main goal is to keep you focused on the task at hand with his quaky one liners and man boy good looks. Tony makes you feel like he is your buddy, your pal, your new best friend. He makes you start comparing your friends to him and within 90 days he gets you to unfriend everyone you’ve even befriended and make you fall in love with him. You start to seek out your first gay relationship with men that follow the same physique and hair line as Tony. Tony is now your God, he is your anchor into the new world he has created for you.

How to Tell if Someone is Using P90X

I created a print out for our readers, so they can use this and compare it to their friends, family members, children or spouses. If they fit any of these symptoms, they are in danger of having their soul rejected from heaven.

Photo Evidence

Most liberals and supporters of The Homo Gay Agenda don’t understand complex journalism, nor do they some time understand basic English. For those whose minds are to feeble to understand my Jessica Fletcher style of detective work, I have added images from the BeachBody.com forums to show you the effects of P90X on American males.

Statistics

Liberals and Obama lie, statistics and numbers do not. We polled 100 men and on BeachBody.com and asked them some very direct questions to prove that this P90X system was cause of the shocking increase in gayness among Americans.

Effects on Men

Effects on Women

General Statistics