Wakanda fever is running wild as Marvel’s Black Panther continues to pounce on box office records. But what does its resounding success mean for the current black sheep in the Disney roster? After The Last Jedi failed to hit box office projections, you can bet Kathleen Kennedy will be ripping a page out of Kevin Feige’s playbook for Episode IX. Oh look, we’ve actually got the page! Strap on your blaster gauntlets, because here come the Top 10 Ways Black Panther Will Influence Episode IX.

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Top 10 Ways Black Panther Will Influence Episode IX

10. Lando will change his name to Land O’Vibranium

09. General Leia’s successor will be a stronger older woman known as White Cougar

08. Finn will become a Jedi and gain a physically attractive love interest

07. Def Star IV

06. John Williams will be replaced by Kendrick Lamar, The Weeknd and Fela Kuti

05. JJ Abrams will stop straightening his hair and finally wear his natural afro with Wakandan pride

04. Rey’s long lost sister will de-throne Yaddle to become the smartest person in the Star Wars galaxy

02. Ewoks will become scientifically advanced Ewakandans

01. Snoke will make his triumphant return from Zamunda wearing a golden dashiki and kufi hat

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