Overview:

The following discussion will delve into advanced grooming procedures. Particular care should be used when addressing issues relating to advancement of cellular growth. Pesky hangnails can increase inflammation and digestion issues. Removal requires precise instrumentation as well as discrete diction and phonics skill set.

Prerequisite:

Complete collection of John Philip Sousa marches, operettas, overtures, suites, dances, fantasies, and arrangements of nineteenth-century western European symphonic works. Alignment of Phillip Sousa’s El Capitan and Chis and the Wonderful Lamp Operettas with cuticle placement is a direct requirement before proceeding.

Procedure:

1. Remove rings, jewelry, bracelets and watches.

2. Use tepid water to vigorously scrub hands.

3. Select your instrument of choice for torn cuticle removal. See Table 1-1

4. Sterilize hack, miter, coping, circular, table or band saw.

5. Review footage of Reservoir Dogs for advanced removal techniques.

6. Place finger with afflicted cuticle firmly on hard surface.

7. At this point you may want to bite on a leather strap or a tree branch. See Figure 1-1

8. You are going to want to get right behind the knuckle using instrumentation.



9. Usage of John Phillip Sousa’s operettas to muffle screams will keep unwanted visitors at bay. See Figure 1-2

10. Use a kind of back and forth motion till torn cuticle falls to the floor.

11. Repeat as necessary.

Table 1-1

Hack - fine-toothed saw, they can also cut various other materials.

Miter - a small fine-toothed saw with a strong back.

Coping - a saw with a very narrow blade stretched across a U-shaped frame.

Circular - a power saw with a rapidly rotating toothed disk.

Table - consisting of a circular saw blade, mounted on an arbor, that is driven by an electric motor.

Band - a type of powered saw that is used especially for making curved cuts.

Figure 1-1

Figure 1-2