Glenn Craig

2017-10-12 19:09:07 -0400

You may call it “racist” but I call it contrairian

To scoff at the audacious mendacious librarian

To slander our Seuss as if he were Goebbels

Is the jollies of anuses who like condoms and gerbils



To have such gall when you do not have standing

Is to be overbearing in what you’re demanding

And while I am gobsmacked at your audacity

I have to admire your exemplary tenacity



So bring down to your level our once sacred university

Bring it down to the depths of decadence and perversity

Then have the gall to say it was in the name of diversity



Take a way Seuss’s love of the beauty of words

Malign it as the mark of geeks and nerds

Yes take away from our children this literary treasure

And give them the two things that gave william s burroughs such pleasure



Take away all our best who reached for the sublime

And give them the nihilists who celebrate crime

Give them pimps and drug dealers who chant Skeltonian rhyme

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