I said 3 things in my profile - no tricks, I like sugar, and my cat's breath smells like cat food.

I received kitteh treats, a sugar to coffee delivery device (aka a sugar pourer) and a bag of sugar.

Well played, anonymous Halloween Santa. I laughed my ass off when I saw the sugar!

So if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If you get a 4 pound bag of sugar in the mail, make sugar cookies.