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When we last brought you news of caucasian males of a certain age discussing Beyoncé, the guys in question were mostly concerned with her effect on The Youth. She was tricking them into having sex, you see, and programming them to hate police officers. But Alex Jones has added a new freakout to the growing list: He believes that Beyoncé is a tool of the Central Intelligence Agency, used by the government and corporate America to spread "deceptive" "propaganda" to the American people.

Jones' evidence for this is incredibly Jonesian: as usual, things you've never heard before are so obvious they don't need to be proven—or they "have video" or "have reported on it" or the perpetrators "have admitted to it," without any of this evidence ever actually being shown. The notion that No Child Left Behind—a Bush administration federal education program—was a globalist scheme to turn schools into propaganda mills in service of multinational corporate interests is demonstrated by showing the viewer a decade-old Democracy Now! headline. Good luck discerning how that relates to Beyoncé.

Of course, there was still time to hock a knock-off Trump hat at the end:

Jack Holmes Politics Editor Jack Holmes is the Politics Editor at Esquire, where he writes daily and edits the Politics Blog with Charles P Pierce.

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