lotsofphil Senior Guild Member



Join Date: 3rd Dec, 2009 Posts: 1,381

Grueling Birthday Contest! Slimelings and Mystery Grand Prize!



There is one mystery grand prize (worth approx. 15k in crass mall value) and several consolation prizes.

The grand prize will remain a mystery until the end of the contest.

The consolation prizes are some slimelings. Some currently equals 3 and could rise to 9 or higher. Minimum 3. Consolation prizes will be given out in a drawing among worthy competitors who were unable to rise to the top.



How do you compete in this grueling contest? The theme is that I will be entering my "terrible twos". In order to distract me from my tantrums, please post a link/excerpt/image that will teach/entertain/provoke thought/enlighten/amuse me.



The contest will be won by the best blurb, as judged by me and some of the ancient sages in Alliance from Hell.



Anyone can win the grand prize. There are restrictions on who can win the consolation prize.



You must have a public terrarium when I distro the slimeling to you.

You cannot already have a slimeling.

The consolation prizes are not transferable (neither to a multi nor a friend).

You will have to leave your home clan to get the slimeling. If they won't whitelist you, or if they ask you to pay for a whitelist they are terrible, terrible people.

I reserve the right to do one or more consolation drawings before October 6. This is because I only have so many places to do slimeling runs.

Entries close on October 6.



Please don't de-spoiler this if you can help it. I think the contest will be more fun with it as a surprise. But, the grand prize is:

Spoiler: A bucket of wine and 11 WANGs My 2-yr birthday is October 2. In honor of that I am hosting a contest!There is one mystery grand prizeand several consolation prizes.The grand prize will remain a mystery until the end of the contest.The consolation prizes are some slimelings. Some currently equals 3 and could rise to 9 or higher. Minimum 3. Consolation prizes will be given out in a drawing among worthy competitors who were unable to rise to the top.How do you compete in this grueling contest? The theme is that I will be entering my "terrible twos". In order to distract me from my tantrums, please post a link/excerpt/image that will teach/entertain/provoke thought/enlighten/amuse me.The contest will be won by the best blurb, as judged by me and some of the ancient sages in Alliance from Hell.Anyone can win the grand prize. There are restrictions on who can win the consolation prize.You must have a public terrarium when I distro the slimeling to you.You cannot already have a slimeling.The consolation prizes are not transferable (neither to a multi nor a friend).You will have to leave your home clan to get the slimeling. If they won't whitelist you, or if they ask you to pay for a whitelist they are terrible, terrible people.I reserve the right to do one or more consolation drawings before October 6. This is because I only have so many places to do slimeling runs.Entries close on October 6.Please don't de-spoiler this if you can help it. I think the contest will be more fun with it as a surprise. But, the grand prize is: Last edited by lotsofphil; Tue, Sep 27th, 2011 at 10:49 PM . Reason: grand prize value! grand prize identity!