THIS IS A SOUTH PARK NEWSWEATHER BULLETIN !

IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A SMUGALERT HERE IN SOUTH PARK,

OUR OWN KEENEN WILLIAMSHAS THE DETAILS, KEEN ?

THANKS TOM, A SMUG ALERTIS IN EFFECT

THROUGH AT LEASTTOMORROW MORNING.

ALL THOSE HYBRID CARSON THE ROAD

HAVE CAUSED HEAVY SMUGTO DEVELOP

OVER MOST OF PARKAND JEFFERSON COUNTIES.

ON THE NATIONAL MAP...

WE CAN SEE SMUGOVER PARTS OF DENVER,

AND DEVELOPING SMUGIN LOS ANGELES.

HOWEVER, SAN FRANCISCOIS ONCE AGAIN

THE SMUGGIEST CITYIN THE COUNTRY.

♪ A SMUGGY DAY,IN SAN FRANCISCO TOWN ♪♪

SHEILA, DID YOU MEETGAIL AND BRIAN YET ?

NO ! HELLO,HOW ARE YOU ? !

REALLY GOOD,REALLY GOOD.

( farting )

( sniffing )

HEY THERE...ALAN, RIGHT ?

ACTUALLY IT'S ALAIN.

RIGHT, RIGHT, WOULD YOULIKE RED OR WHITE WINE ?

COULD I JUST GETAN EMPTY GLASS ?

OH, SURE...

CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSEIMBECILES IN TEXAS ?

THEY JUST PUT ANOTHERPRISONER TO DEATH.

( farting )

( sniffing )

SO... WHAT DO YOUDO FOR FUN ?

WE DRINK ANDTAKE DRUGS.

YOU WANT SOME ACID ?

OH, NO THANKS,WE DON'T DO THAT STUFF.

YOU WILL.

THERE'S A REASON MOSTSAN FRANCISCO KIDS

TAKE A LOT OF DRUGS.

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT ALLOWSUS TO DEAL WITH OUR PARENTS

ALL WALKING AROUND LOVINGTHE SMELL OF THEIR OWN FARTS.

EVERYTHING OKAYIN HERE, KYLE ?

YEAH, FINE, DAD.

SO MUCH BETTER HERE WITHINTELLECTUALS, ISN'T IT BOYS ?

( farting )

( sniffing )AHHHH !

MMMMMMM !

WELL, MAYBE I'LL TAKEJUST HALF A HIT OF ACID.

I WANT FHREE !