8. All the tables at lunch would pretty much be the same, but there would also be A-List Gays, Potential Vine Stars, Kids Who Are Cool on Tumblr, and Unfriendly Instagram Hotties.

9. And the Plastics would be called the Basics behind their backs.

10. "One time, Kim Kardashian asked Regina where she got her crop top."

11. "I heard she already has the iPhone 7!"

12. "One time John Stamos commented on her Instagram that she was pretty."

13. Regina would drive a Prius.

14. "That's why her lips are so big... they're full of secrets. And she got fillers like Kylie Jenner."

15. Instead of calling Taylor's mom about her fake pregnancy test results, Regina would just post about it on Yik Yak.

16. Janis would work at Sephora.

17. When the Plastics roll up to Regina's house, "Hotline Bling" would be playing instead of "Milkshake."

18. Mrs. George would have a fake butt instead of fake boobs.

19. The Plastics wouldn't go anywhere without a Starbucks drink in hand.