Racism has no place in college — unless, of course, it's against white people in a hate-filled student newspaper that uses incendiary language like "white devil."

Maggie Lam is a staff writer at the student-run independent newspaper The Daily Californian at the University of California at Berkeley and has made it her personal quest to "reclaim the Asian-American" narrative as an oppressed minority who are beaten down by the system and whites.

It seems that part of the evil system Lam is talking about involves Asians making more money, having higher rates of college graduation, and fewer divorces than whites. DAMN THOSE CAUCASIANS!

She has railed against the demands of patriarchal white male culture, who have lusted after Asian women because of their "yellow fever" fetish. In one column, Lam described her sexual encounters with one blue-eyed white man named Sam who she knew would never treat her like a white girl: get to know her, respect her, and bring home to meet his parents.

She described hooking up with him and giving him "blue balls" until she grew bored and showed him the door, knowing that he wasn't worth getting to know because Asian women are just sexual objects to white men.

Lam is clearly the result of what happens when a woman gets dumped, watches too much Lifetime, and reverts into a race-based identity crisis.

The UC-Berkeley student has issues with her white roommate whom she calls Becky — a racial identity name similar to calling a black girl "Shaniqua." Lam claims that Becky smells like "a skinny white girl" and is the "white devil."

Obviously a perfume company needs to release a new fragrance line, "Skinny White Girl," because everyone needs a whiff of privilege.

Becky has a boyfriend who Lam refers to as "Resting D--- Face" and the two of them politely confronted the UC-Berkeley student, saying that white people should not be segregated from minorities, that it was racist, and that liberal Caucasians could become allies to people of color.

Lam lashed out at their "white savior circle jerk" in her column called "Melting Into the Pot."

"It was then that I looked to the heavens and prayed, 'Are you there God? It’s me, Maggie. Please, forgive this white person,'" she wrote, adding that whites needed to realize that they're basically the worst people ever because everything from colonialism to gentrification.

She seems to fail to realize it was white men who reformed immigration to allow parents or grandparents to move to America, but whatever. I'm sure she'd have all the same rights anywhere else as if she was in California.

It goes without saying that a white student complaining about institutionalized advantages like affirmative action given to minorities would not receive the same privileges of a newspaper column at Berkeley.

(h/t Heast)