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00:00 - 00:03 The response to the Chevy Bolt has been positive overall.

00:04 - 00:07 People are excited about the base features such as technology, range and price.

00:08 - 00:12 However, three days ago Tesla Motors unveiled their Model 3.

00:12 - 00:16 It was marketed to have around the same range and be slightly less expensive than the Bolt.

00:17 - 00:20 There is no way people will want a car they have to wait 2 years to receive.

00:20 - 00:23 They will flock to purchase the Bolt instead.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir

00:27 - 00:28 Tesla...

00:30 - 00:34 Tesla announced it will have 215 miles of range and go 0-60 in less than 6 seconds.

00:34 - 00:38 Tesla has already received over 300,000 reservations for the Model 3.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone leave except for the Bolt's Lead Designer, Electrical Engineer and Project Lead.

01:13 - 01:15 What the FUCK!

01:15 - 01:17 What the actual FUCK!

01:18 - 01:23 You've had years to design the Bolt, and now you are telling me it is a piece of shit?!

01:25 - 01:27 We are the largest automaker in the US

01:28 - 01:31 and we are being outmatched by a rocket scientist with a stutter!

01:31 - 01:34 All we had to do was come up with a simple ordinary design.

01:34 - 01:37 Instead we come up with something that looks like it was drawn with a crayon!!

01:37 - 01:40 Its an electric car, not a bigwheel!

01:40 - 01:42 But Sir, we modeled it after the Spark EV!

01:42 - 01:46 WE SOLD LIKE 7 SPARKS! WTF were you thinking?!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, our best designer did the Spark EV!

01:48 - 01:52 He's a downsy shitbag with no vision!

01:53 - 01:54 Get rid of him!

01:55 - 01:57 Tesla has only been selling cars for 8 years

01:57 - 02:00 and they come out with sexy cars that people want.

02:00 - 02:04 We are stuck over here looking like monkeys trying to figure out a magic trick!!

02:04 - 02:08 You are all a disgrace! I might even buy myself a Model 3 at this rate!!

02:08 - 02:13 But now I wouldn't even get the Federal Tax Credit if I did!

02:14 - 02:17 We had the EV market within our grasp and you shit all over it!

02:17 - 02:21 Have we even worked out the battery supply deal with LG?

02:27 - 02:30 How are we supposed to build the Bolt

02:30 - 02:34 if we don't have batteries? Get your shit together guys!

02:34 - 02:37 Tesla has an entire factory dedicated to theirs.

02:41 - 02:42 The Gall!

02:43 - 02:48 They release their model with 15 more miles of range and with better acceleration?!

02:48 - 02:54 Tricky bastards, they think they can one up us at every turn and make us look stupid...

02:54 - 02:56 and here we are stuck with our heads up our assess...

02:56 - 02:59 With you idiots leading this massacre of a project...

03:00 - 03:03 We are the embarrassment of the auto maker world now!

03:04 - 03:08 Its okay Lana, we can just apply to work at Tesla.

03:14 - 03:17 Put down a reservation for the Model 3...

03:19 - 03:23 On second thought, better make it two reservations

03:25 - 03:26 Maybe...

03:31 - 03:34 Maybe we can copy their design once we get it.

03:40 - 03:46 Maybe we can save all of your jobs by copying a bunch of skinny jeans wearing nerds...

03:46 - 03:49 Damn children...