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Fall of the EMPire

00:00 - 00:03 Triforce, as you know Sanford Kelly has defected from the Empire.

00:04 - 00:05 And now SteamCo is planning on sending him to events

00:05 - 00:07 here, and here.

00:08 - 00:12 We could send some of our players to these events too

00:12 - 00:15 but we're pretty much flat broke and can't afford shit.

00:17 - 00:19 We'll just do a chip in.

00:19 - 00:21 We'll say it's for Dieminion and Yipes.

00:24 - 00:26 My Emperor

00:27 - 00:28 They...

00:31 - 00:33 Yipes and Dieminion have defected as well.

00:34 - 00:36 They announced their departures on Twitter.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone that frequents /r/kappa please leave the room...

01:13 - 01:15 What the fuck?!?

01:15 - 01:17 First Tampa Bison and then Sanford Kelly!

01:18 - 01:23 What the fuck with everybody jumping ship?!?

01:25 - 01:28 Even Kreymore left!

01:29 - 01:31 And then Persia too?!?

01:31 - 01:34 This is all the fault of the /r/kappa!

01:34 - 01:37 I'll fucking sue them and the FGC with a class-action lawsuit!

01:37 - 01:40 The third dynasty starts now!

01:40 - 01:42 We still have M2K, Armada and KDZ...

01:42 - 01:46 Mew2King is leaving any day now, you imbecile!

01:46 - 01:48 But Mew2King has always been loyal.

01:48 - 01:52 I had to hack his goddamn Twitter just to avoid MarkMan from poaching him!

01:53 - 01:54 This all started with Justin Wong.

01:56 - 01:57 Once he left it's been all downhill for the Empire!

01:57 - 02:00 Fuck Evil Geniuses for stealing him from me!

02:00 - 02:03 These hoes ain't loyal.

02:04 - 02:08 Even FChamp is making fun of me in public now. FCHAMP of all people!

02:08 - 02:13 This Power Glove used to be a symbol of respect and honor but now I'm ridiculed for it!

02:14 - 02:16 I can't even stream in a public library anymore!

02:17 - 02:21 You would think people would respect a 40 year old man wearing a 20 year old gaming accessory.

02:27 - 02:29 I've been betrayed by everyone.

02:30 - 02:34 And now it looks like I'll have to work a 9 to 5.

02:34 - 02:36 Only SUCKERS do that!

02:41 - 02:42 I have to call JamessMK.

02:43 - 02:47 I said the last On Blast Show was my last, but I have to go on one more time to do damage control!

02:48 - 02:53 That's pretty much the only place that I can go now and ramble on for hours.

02:54 - 02:56 Other than my Twitch channel, of course.

02:56 - 02:59 Fucking FGC, I'm done with them!

03:00 - 03:02 Tell KDZ he's playing League from now on!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay Sheba Baby, Valkyries of Arcadia is still intact.

03:14 - 03:16 Did you know there's even a blogspot called "To Catch An Emperor".

03:19 - 03:23 They copied my entire chat and posted it.

03:25 - 03:26 Including the dick pics...

03:31 - 03:33 It's the downfall of the Empire.

03:40 - 03:46 I hope /r/kappa is fucking happy with what they've done to my reputation.

03:46 - 03:49 They won't have Triforce to kick around anymore...