Well, okay, a) knowing that you have a history of kind of outrageous stories and b) that you clearly know about the "lol tranny surprise" joke, that leaves us with...



the possibility that you like to play off crazy stories for laughs...



OR the possibility that you like "chicks with dicks" enough to have a folder dedicated to them AND were aware of the joke AND this ironically happened anyway.



In which case I'd suppose it would logically follow that your love for tranny porn made you want to try the whole gay thing. I guess. Maybe. I don't know.



What I do know is that Ockham's Razor / my gut is telling me to press A and Bail Out.