When Yang had told Pyrrha she had a surprise for her, the redhead had been expecting something more extreme then what greeted her.

Any illusion of surprise had dissipated the moment she opened the door to team RWBY's dorm and the heavy stench of booze wafted by. Is it just alcohol? Closing the door quickly, so as to not let any authority figures see the complete disregard her girlfriend's team had for the no alcohol policy.

"Heyyyy, you made it." The blonde was splayed out on the floor, leaning against a bedframe, some unearthly concoction in hand. "Just in time for the party!"

Pyrrha raised an eyebrow as she surveyed the mess of bottles, and two very passed out girls; Weiss and Blake, both of whom had somehow ended up on Yang's lap - well, that's not questionable at all. "It seems like the party has already ended." There was one member of the team missing from Pyrrha's view. "Where's Ru-"

"Pyrrhaaaaa!" A blur of red collided with Pyrrha, nearly knocking her to the ground. A pair of arms locked around her, as well as legs. "You're here! I missssssed you~!"

"Hello Ruby." Pyrrha gave her clinging girlfriend a quick kiss on the top of the head – not that she could do much else – before her nose scrunched up. "Ruby, have you been drinking too?"

The accusation in her voice only made the shorter teen cling harder to her. "Mayyyybe just a litte?"

Pyrrha shot a rather furious glare towards a certain blonde before turning back to the concern on hand; the redhead that was wrapped around her. "Are you going to be okay? How much did you drink?" Unlike Yang, who was rather large, Ruby was quite small and probably didn't know her limit.

"I'm okaaaay." The muffled redhead drawled against Pyrrha's chest before snuggling deeper against the taller teen's chest. "You're so sooooft."

The head nuzzling against a certain set of assets made it very clear to Pyrrha what Ruby was referring to as a deep blush set in as she sat down on the nearest bed. "Um, thanks Ruby, ar-"

"Oi, Nikos, you know what day it is right?" Pyrrha gave a tentative, if not slightly perplexed nod. "How come ya ain't wearing any green? Pinch her Ruby!"

"No!" Ruby shook her head against Pyrrha's chest. "Pyrrha always has green on her!"

"Oh, really?"

"Yup~!" Ruby finally let go enough to move from Pyrrha's very soft spots to eye level. "Pyrrha's eyes are green."

"Well crap, I guess you are good then… except Ruby doesn't have any green, y'know what that means, right?"

"I'm not going to pinch her." Pyrrha stated, as silver eyes bore into her own emerald ones, entrancing her with them. "That would be taking advantage of her."

"S'kay Pyrrha." Ruby's mouth arced downwards in a sad frown. "I kinda did forget to wear green, you gotta pinch me."

"But-"

"No butts, well, 'cept maybe yours." Ruby sheepishly added. "Your butt is pretty nice."

Pyrrha felt herself turning redder than Ruby's cloak at the compliment. "I, er, uh… thanks?"

"It really is!" Ruby pouted. "You still gotta pinch me! It's not fair if you don't!" The very determined eyes staring at her finally made Pyrrha acquiesced, reaching around and giving a small pinch on Ruby's arm. "Eep!"

The tipsy teen fell forward and latched right back onto Pyrrha. "That wasn't too much, was it Ruby?" The tussled hair shook out a no.

"It's fineee." Pyrrha slowly rubbed the quite quiet teen's back for a few minutes before Ruby spoke up. "How come you settled for me?"

Pyrrha's brow furrowed. "I didn't settle for you-"

"But I'm not all that good anything." Ruby mumbled back. "I'm not a good student, and I'm kinda whiney, and I'm really awkward a lot, and I'm not very pretty-"

"Ruby Rose." Pyrrha pulled the rambling Ruby up so they were back at eye-level. "You are a good student, and you aren't whiney or awkward and I think you are the most beautiful person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting." A frown creased Pyrrha's lips. "Why would you believe any of that?"

"You're like, Weiss-smart, and you never have any problems and get along with, like, everyone." Ruby's eyes refused to meet Pyrrha's, instead darting down. "And you are the prettiest person I've ever met…"

Pyrrha shook her head, her long red ponytail swaying behind her. "That's because you got moved ahead two years, remember? Of course it'd effect your grades. I don't always get along with people, I suppose I just don't show it as well… and perhaps I'm a little bad at telling you my problems-"

"See, if I was a good girlfriend, then I'd be helping you with them." Ruby pouted.

"Or perhaps, I really don't want to bother you with them?" Pyrrha countered. "You are already busy with being a team leader, that I sometimes…" The tall redhead sighed. "I guess I really just don't want to worry you. I'm the bad girlfriend, if anything."

"No you aren't!" Ruby vehemently shook her head. "You are a great girlfriend!"

"So are you." Pyrrha smoothly suggested. "Ruby, you mean the world to me, you know that, right?"

Wide silver eyes finally met Pyrrha's emerald ones. "I-I d-do?"

"Yes." A smile graced Pyrrha's lips. "You are perfect for me."

Ruby's face grew a matching blush. "I love you."

"I love you too."

AU: Okay new chapter!

Wrote this super quick, I hope everyone likes it! I felt like I was required to do a St. Patrick day chapter because drunk Ruby and sober Pyrrha sounded like a hilarious idea at that time haha.

IMPORTANT NEWS:

So, I know from the sheer number of messages and reviews I got that many people feel quite, er, dissatisfied with canon!Pyrrha's fate. Yeah. I actually just posted a MASSIVE one-shot yesterday that I am VERY certain many of you will enjoy. When I say massive, I mean more then 14,000 words massive, and literally me working every day for two weeks straight on it. Quite possibly the work I am the most proud of.

It is called Regrets and it's my entry to this month's MonCon on the RWBY subreddit, the requirements were the character of Pyrrha Nikos and the theme of Happy endings :D

I really do think that it's my best work yet! :P

I just think everyone might enjoy it, is all! OH! New Dilation chapter in a few hours!

Thank you for reading, everyone and I hope y'all have a great day! :D