ENFP

Online Description:

ENFPs are passionate, idea-generating revolutionists who inspire others through their fierce determination and spirit.

Real ENFP:

*Hides inside watching cat videos for literally days at a time.*

INFJ

Online Description:

INFJs are wise and magical fortune-tellers who intuitively understand all the most complex mysteries of the Universe.

Real INFJ:

*Tries to analyze literally one thing.*

*Falls down the bottomless rabbit hole of over-thinking.*

*Gives up and watches TV.*

ENFJ

Online Description:

ENFJs are the revolutionary world leaders who mentor others towards great change and was probably your high school valedictorian.

Real ENFJ:

Wastes entire day trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind a friendly text message.

INFP

Online Description:

Eloquent, thoughtful poets who are sleep on a bed of roses and understand the greater meaning behind our existence.

Real INFP:

*Walks into a pole.*

“What the actual mother of fuck, who keeps putting these here.”

INTP:

Online description:

INTPs are mad scientist geniuses and all of them are Albert Einstein.

Real INTP:

“What if Walruses could drive cars, haha lol”

*Spends three days designing an app that generates walrus memes*

ENTP:

Online Description:

Argumentative devil’s advocate who WILL NOT REST until every idea in the world has been thoroughly debated.

Real ENTP:

“Lol that person’s wrong.”

*Smokes a joint.*

*Shrugs it off.*

INTJ:

Online Description:

INTJs are the mastermind overlords who can see 500 years in the future and will eventually take over earth and all of its inhabitants.

Real INTJ:

*Spends four hours mapping out a route to the grocery store and still gets lost.*

ENTJ:

Online Description:

ENTJs are cutthroat, competitive powerhouses who will stop at absolutely nothing to defeat and eliminate their opponents without remorse.

Real ENTJ:

Is literally the first person to help you when you’re in trouble.

ISTJ:

Online Description:

ISTJs are serious, duty-oriented social servants who will not eat, sleep or rest until justice is delivered to the world as a whole.

Real ISTJ:

*Stays inside playing computer games for three straight days, hoping that nobody will notice their absence.*

ESTJ:

Online Description:

Your micromanaging boss who only exists to professionally advance themselves and make your life a living hell.

Real ESTJ:

Just wants to get this freaking work day over with so they can grab a beer and chill out with their friends.

ISTP:

Online Description:

Daredevil badass who is probably off slacklining between mountain peaks while chugging a gallon of whiskey right now.

Real ISTP:

*Sees a text inviting them to go adventuring*

*Sits inside watching TV for three days*

Texts back “Nah”

ESTP:

Online Description:

Perma-wired adrenaline junkie who CANNOT LIVE without DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL 24 hours/day.

Real ESTPs:

Probably has an advanced engineering degree and makes twice as much money as you do.

ISFJ:

Online Description:

Sweet grandmother, whose sole reason for living is hugging and baking cookies for everyone they know.

Real ISFJ:

Would almost always rather be at home reading fanfic.

ESFJ:

Online Description:

Gossipy girl whose goal in life is to get married, and who is probably your Mom.

Real ESFJ:

Some of the most sharp and motivated professionals you’ll ever meet.

ISFP:

Online Description:

Antisocial emo poets who refuse to talk to others because *nobody understands them* and that makes them want to cry.

Real ISFP:

Some of the friendliest and most fun-loving people you’ll ever meet.

ESFP:

Online Description:

Mindless party animal who has been drunk since the moment they were born.

Real ESFP:

Sharp, motivated, creative and probably understands you better than you understand yourself.

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