I like the idea of turning fun holidays into learning exercises. I like it even more when those exercises are equally cruel to student and teacher.

↓ Transcript HOBO: You gave valentines to your students?

BEARD: Sort of.



CARD: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Do not make comma splices, I'll kill you.



HOBO: They didn't get it?

BEARD: Broke my heart.



