Last week was all about Beto O’Rourke, between his celebrity write-up and photo shoot for Vanity Fair and, oh, his announcement that yes, he was going to run for president in 2020 — he was born to do it.

So while we had a lot of fun at his expense, TheBlaze has a great fill-in-the-blank game going that anyone can play. It’s simple: “I’m Beto O’Rourke and I will …?”

Fill in the blank: "I'm Beto O'Rourke and I will _______ by 2020." pic.twitter.com/vGanNT19ZM — TheBlaze (@theblaze) March 18, 2019

Still be unemployed — Sap (@DaveSappelt) March 18, 2019

Get my participation trophy — Karen Whitehead (@KarenWh8) March 18, 2019

Drive the campaign bus into a ditch while drunk. — Silence and Frost (@secjr112) March 18, 2019

Broadcast my vasectomy on Facebook Live. — Rusty Weiss ??? (@rustyweiss74) March 18, 2019

Identify as a male — Martin Parks (@martinparks) March 18, 2019

Cry in public — Beto’s blind squirrel (@BetosSquirrel) March 18, 2019

Lose an arm pic.twitter.com/O3beBWVNjC — Kitty Biscuits (@sabes84) March 18, 2019

Critically injure one of my opponents when my flailing hand catches her in the face at a debate. pic.twitter.com/JR47dzPtSN — Cory Davis (@CcdptCory) March 18, 2019

use Inflatable Advertising Man as my mascot pic.twitter.com/13RDwreiNA — Nigel Cornelius (@Nigel_Cornelius) March 18, 2019

Need shoulder surgery — TheRightEngel (@tjengel) March 18, 2019

Regain control of my arms — 305sportsfan (@the305sportsfan) March 18, 2019

Record an album — Greg Sorrell (@gregsorrell) March 18, 2019

Oh man, that could happen.

"admit I am only running so I can play at the Inaugural concert. Rock on, baby!" — Albert Perrotta (@StreamingAl) March 18, 2019

"identify as a minority"" — Giovanni B. Ponzetto (@gbponz) March 18, 2019

“Probably run from the scene of a crime again” — Nzinga Johnson (@nzinga1112) March 18, 2019

dance like this in a shirt that says "Vote for Beto" pic.twitter.com/7o6Xh13NQJ — ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) March 18, 2019

Waste 100 mil in campaign contributions — Jason Scott (@JasonLScott) March 18, 2019

relapse — Donnette Lowe (@maahh68) March 18, 2019

Implode — Cece ?? (@CeceCalabrese) March 18, 2019

…run over those happy, happy children…” — Adam (@4d4m_R) March 18, 2019

Be yesterday's news — Laura Rogers (@laura341) March 18, 2019

Be credibly accused of at least 15 crimes — Eli T (@Wiznardo) March 18, 2019

improve my skateboarding — Lynn Reynolds (@LynnLReynolds) March 18, 2019

Be hospitalized for dehydration from sweating so profusely. pic.twitter.com/utc7MMZp56 — Cory Davis (@CcdptCory) March 18, 2019

pander to any ethnicity that benefits my campaign — Geoff Geoffery (@_TheDailyGeoff) March 18, 2019

Pretend to be several other different races — Lyn Reid (@TwistedLizard) March 18, 2019

Be back to being called Robert — John A. Kornak (@Kanrok) March 18, 2019

Finishing puberty — Allen Weaver (@allenweaver61) March 18, 2019

Return to my paper route. — Glenn Layne (@glennlayne) March 18, 2019

Find my old skateboard — Samuel Bravo (@Snbravo03) March 18, 2019

be a stringer for CNN — SMJalt (@AltTRUEism) March 18, 2019

Wear my old gig blouse again to prove I am down with the gender cause. — Thunderwig (@Thunderwig) March 18, 2019

Be working at Whataburger — GrumpySeamstress (@dindog22) March 18, 2019

Move to Mexico — linda russell (@txawcer) March 18, 2019

Smoke a joint on camera — Rob Wolcott (@Rob_Wolcott) March 18, 2019

-smoke at least 100 bongs- — Ford+Phillips+Smollett= BullSh!t (@dcbsky) March 18, 2019

Ride the wave into psychedelic chaos. — James Bingham (@jbinghamiii) March 18, 2019

Live stream 5 pedicures and 4 manicures — Scott Vincent (@smv4jc) March 18, 2019

Get a colonoscopy and share the video.. — Deb ??‍? (@FavuzzaDeb) March 18, 2019

Marry AOC….. — Lew I (@LewI81757895) March 18, 2019

Why are you all so obsessed with her personal life!

Spend enormous amounts of my father-in-law’s money… — The Judge (@LvmattMds) March 18, 2019

Disappear — Jason (@CnsrvtvJason) March 18, 2019

be forgotten — Daniel J.Disimile (@dandisimile) March 18, 2019

Flame out — Cat Cat 73 (@CatCas2016) March 18, 2019

…be nothing but a meme — Kelly Lawrence (@Kkellyiscool) March 18, 2019

So far, the top-trending answers seem to be “implode” or be working for CNN.

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