This commercial is a little NBA-insidery, but I don’t care because I haven’t laughed this hard at an ad in a while.

In it, a dad take his daughter to San Antonio and uses Priceline.com to book a hotel, where they meet David Robinson, who is charming, earnest, and gives phenomenal life advice.

… Then they use a website that isn’t Priceline. They end up at a place with Latrell Sprewell, who tells the “little girl that success is just failure that hasn’t happened yet.” Then he steals her french fry.

Their reaction to Sprewell is sneakily the best part.