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"I paid $5000 for this shirt" shirt.

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The "I paid $5000 for this shirt" is more than just a piece of clothing - it's art. Like the laughter of a small child, or a crimson sunset, it's majestic beauty lies in it's simplicity. Why rely on impractical and space-consuming items like pimped-out-vehicles and gold chains, when you can show everyone just how filthy high you are on the corporate ladder with only a shirt.

The shirt is 100% cotton, 200% badass, easy to wash, and even easier to store. If you are unsatisfied with the product, you can send it back within 15 days, and I will spend your money on Czech hookers anyway.

Please buy this shirt. I really need some money.

: S, M, L, XL, XXL: Black, WhitePrice: $5000, shipping not included.