Beige Techo: I'm hosting this garbage show.

Green Techo: What show?

Beige Techo: Total Techo Island, totally not a ripoff of Survivor, Total Drama, Battle for Dream Island or anything...

Blue Techo: Well... That sounds alright.

Beige Techo: I'm selecting 18 contestants to compete. Here they are!

Yellow Techo: I want to compete! Can I?

Beige Techo: No.

(A boat full of Techos is brought ashore.)

Beige Techo: Welcome, you pests. Step off.

(The Techos get off the boat.)

Pirate Techo: OUT! Get on, you! We have a big day ahead of us!

Gold Techo: May I ask why I'm on a nasty old barge?

Silver Techo: The moss and spilled oil is sure to destroy my luster! Shut up, saltlicker!

Christmas Techo: Sure, the boat is filthy... But we're out!

Checkered Techo: Alas darling, we no longer have to be on this barge. Now be an amour and step off with dignity and elegance!

Royalgirl Techo: Brother!? BROTHER!? WHERE ARE YOU!?

Biscuit Techo: What's the matter, princess?

Royalgirl Techo: I can't find Royalboy Techo! I'm nothing without my prince!

Transparent Techo: Well, if you're nothing without him, you're boring as crap.

Water Techo: I wish to be one with the sea... Too bad I must disembark on my journey.

(Disco Techo is seen seductively dancing around Red Techo.)

Disco Techo: My, baby... You're looking mighty fine today.

(Disco Techo proceeds to touch Red Techo's shoulder, and he looks rather confused and annoyed.)

Disco Techo: Oh my, sugar... Perhaps I can warm you up? A young lady like you shouldn't be out so... Exposed in the elements that are this barge.

(Disco Techo proceeds to kiss Red Techo on his cheek, much to his dismay.)

Disco Techo: Your eyes glisten like the ocean at sunset, miss...

Red Techo: I'm a guy.

(Disco Techo stops dancing and flirting, and proceeds to run ashore to the sand, and perfusely vomits, spits, and coughs.)

Disco Techo: BLAARRRRGH! I KISSED A MAN!? THAT'S DISGUSTING! AND I THOUGHT HE WAS A CHICK! *vomits violently*

Marble Techo: Oh my! Are you ill?

Chocolate Techo: No, he hates kissing men.

Tropical Food Techo: Aww, you just reminded me of Island Techo, he wasn't chosen to compete, I miss him...

Magma Techo: Cheer up, fruit man! Island Techo would have pissed himself by now.

Zombie Techo: Duh...

Darigan Techo: I hate stupid noises! They make me want claw out the organs of somebody and perfusely scatter them everywhere and throw them on anyone nearby, and drink their blood! It makes me so angry, I wanna rip their throats out...!

Zombie Techo: Murr...

Dargian Techo: I'M LOSING IT! I'M READY TO FRICKING KILL SOMEBODY! GRAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!

(Dargian Techo attacks Zombie Techo, ripping open his stomach, throwing his entrails everywhere.)

Biscuit Techo: Huh... Internal organs? They're rather decayed, were they perhaps... Buried? Someone's a zombie!?

Zombie Techo: Brains...

Biscuit Techo: Zombie Techo?

(Biscuit Techo looks towards Darigan Techo with her face and body covered in blood)

Biscuit Techo: OH MY BAKER! Darigan Techo, why did you kill Zombie Techo! Oh wait, Zombie Techo is undead, he can't die again...

(Zombie Techo gets back, with his stomach ripped oped, exposing the insides of his body. He proceeds to walk away, unaware of what happed.)

Zombie Techo: Aghh...

Dargian Techo: WHAT!? IT DIDN'T KILL HIM!? FIDDLESTICKS!

(Dargian Techo proceeds to have a tantrum and bangs her head against a wall until she passes out.)

Biscuit Techo: How am I gonna clean up this mess?

Wraith Techo: Hmm... I'm impreseed by her hostility, and power to kill...

Biscuit Techo: What? Who said that?

(Wraith Techo floats out of the barge and floats to Biscuit Techo.)

Wraith Techo: My name is Wraith Techo. I'm in search of people capable of destruction for my plan... I've already said too much, I must go.

Biscuit Techo: Huh? Whasthat? I didn't get it!

Wraith Techo: I shouldn't have said it. What matters is that you should be fine right now. Forget I said anything.

Biscuit Techo: Well... Okay. I'll do as you please.

Transparent Techo: I'm a spooky skeleton! *chatters teeth*

Chocolate Techo: No you're not.

Beige Techo: Ok, now that all of you are out, I'm letting three of you bring a Techo the competition. I'm picking Magma, Royalgirl, and Water pick the people to come.

Royalgirl Techo: Oh, this is an easy choice! My brother, Royalboy Techo, should compete with me!

(Beige Techo teleports Royalboy Techo to the shore.)

Royalboy Techo: Oh my, sister, where have you been, I have been searching all over Geraptiku for you! I missed you!

Royalgirl Techo: I missed you too, brother. Let us prosper for this competition.

Magma Techo: Tropical Food Techo seems to be unlike himself when he's seperated from his mate. I want Island Techo to be in this competition!

(Beige Techo teleports Island Techo.)

Island Techo: Huh? Where am I?

Tropical Food Techo: Island! You're back!

(Tropical Food Techo immediately hugs Island Techo crying bittersweet tears.)

Island Techo: Oh... You missed me! I missed you too, Troppie!

Water Techo: I pick Farie Techo because she's the one I remembered first when I thought of people who should compete, and for that she must be memorable. Come here, Faeire.

(Beige Techo teleports Faerie Techo)

Faerie Techo: Oh, where am I? A beach? How weird. How did I get here.

Water Techo: I wanted you here.

Faerie Techo: Oh, I see.

Wraith Techo: WHAT!? NO! She can't be here! We should have Mutant Techo instead! He looks like he could kill!

Darigan Techo: He wasn't your choice!

Beige Techo:Okay, things are settled.

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Team making time lol

Beige Techo: The captains are Pirate, Tropical Food, and Wraith. I'm pulling a World Tour and making 3 teams. Go pick your teamates, skanks.

Pirate Techo: Okay shiny losers, you're mine, treasure rocks. I'll also take Transparent, skeletons and pirates naturally jive.

Transparent Techo: *chattering teeth*

Tropical Food Techo: I can't go without mea aloha! Island Techo! I love you, come over here and we can be happy together as we were on Mystery Island, this time in this competition!

(Island Techo blushes as he runs to Tropical Food Techo, and hugs him.)

Island Techo: I love you too, Troppie!

Disco Techo: They disgust me.

Wraith Techo: My team needs drama. Disco Techo is homophobic and sexually harassive, I pick him!

Christmas Techo: Well, I'm not sure who to go with, Pirate's team has those two snobs-

Wraith Techo: OH MY DESTROYED FAERIELAND! Christmas Techo made an insult, I need her on my team!

Christmas Techo: Well, there's my team there...

Magma Techo: Troppie and I both kissed Techo Mountain! We should unite for this competition for our achievment!

Tropical Food Techo: Oh... That. Well, come on over.

Wraith Techo: Hmm... Biscuit Techo isn't necessarily evil, but he had a knowledge in Techo organs... He may be experienced in places that it's be best to strike a Techo! I pick him!

Biscuit Techo: You're obsessed with drama... Why is that? The graveyard may be sad, but it's also serene.

Pirate Techo: Hmph, kill she said, we need a brute for our crew, and Darigan Techo would just be that!

Darigan Techo: Why would I even be in this show? I hate comeptitions! Perhaps I could take out my anger a bit, that's be nice.

Magma Techo: Marble Techo, get over here!

Tropical Food Techo: Well, I guess he can come...

Marble Techo: Yeah!

Island Techo: And I pick Water Techo!

Water Techo: I feel a deep connection with Island Techo. His aura is a bright minty green!

Island Techo: What does that even mean?

Water Techo: It means you're rather sensitive and a bit childish, but also kind and loving.

Island Techo: Wow, that's cool!

Tropical Food Techo: I pick Red Techo, he's rather level headed.

(Red Techo simply nods and walks to Tropical Food Techo's team.)

Wraith Techo: Is Zombie Techo dead officialy?

Zombie Techo: Mweh... No...

(Zombie Techo walks to Wraith Techo's team, with his stomach stitched back)

Wraith Techo: Well, okay. Come here.

Checkered Techo: I'm picking Wraith Tevho's team because I think he's cute.

Wraith Techo: Me? Cute? Pssssh.

Pirate Techo: The royal family remnants can give us quests for reasons to sail the world! Come join the crew, Royalboy and Royalgirl!

Royalboy Techo: I assign you to get me a coconut.

Royalgirl Techo: Coconuts are evil, though!

Royalboy Techo: Wait, they are?

Royalgirl Techo: Yeah, remember the Coconut Tribe and the evil coconuts?

(Tropical Food Techo suddenly gives a look of shame and disappointment and looked like he wanted to die and Island Techo is concerned about Tropical Food Techo, while Royalboy Techo collapses into a burst of tears.)

Royalgirl Techo: Oh... I'm sorry I mentioned them.

Royalboy Techo: *sob* Don't mention them ever again! *crying*

Wraith Techo: Hmm... Let's see... Well...

Faeire Techo: Oooh, pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

Wraith Techo: Absolutely not, spawn of satan!

Faerie Techo: Oh, I'M the satanic one? You're the one who almost destroyed my home!

Wraith Techo: You know? I hate you too.

Beige Techo: Too bad that you two don't get along... Because you two are gonna be stuck on the same team! Turns out Faerie Techo was the last Techo to pick!

Faerie Techo: Oh, crap. Why?

Beige Techo: Name your stupid teams.

Pirate Techo: I think that we will sail the most brutal seas! I think that our team will be pirate themed!

Transparent Techo: That's really gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Royalboy Techo: Why, I don't understand what a prince could do for pirates, honestly!

Darigan Techo: I hate pirates!

Royalgirl Techo: I have a suggestion! We can go find Maraquan Techo, and then he could take us to some basalt for our team-

Beige Techo: So the team name is Team Basalt.

Glod Techo: That is so unluxurious! The horror! Silver, tell me this is a nightmare.

Silver Techo: It is not, we are awake, and our team will have to be named after a stupid rock!

Transparent Techo: Wow, good job at that, Royalgirl Techo. You picked a greeeeeeeeeat name. I am literally jumping up and down right now.

(The camera zooms out for 5 seconds with Team Basalt doing nothing except staring at Transparent Techo)

Transparent Techo: Die.

Beige Techo: I rolled a die and I got 2. Tropical Food Techo's team, pick your name.

Tropical Food Techo: Well... I got nothing.

Island Techo: Well, give us a little push. Teammates. Any suggestions?

Marble Techo: Dream Team.

Chocolate Techo: Don't jinx it, Beige Techo culd hear our name at any moment. Look what happened to Team Basalt!

Magma Techo: Well, uh, how about Team Tropical Drink? If Tropical Food Techo even serves drinks...

Beige Techo: And that's your team name.

Tropical Food Techo: Well, I serve drinks. It's not that bad.

(Red Techo shrugs.)

Disco Techo: Any females on this team?

Christmas Techo: Uh, yeah.

Disco Techo: Well, you're sexy.

Christmas Techo: Leave me alone, creep!

Checkered Techo: Yes, it IS creppy. Stop it at once!

Biscuit Techo: The graveyard isn't so creepy.

Zombie Techo: Mur...

Faerie Techo: Well, I guess our team can be called-

Wraith Techo: MEAN TEAM! TEAM MEAN! MEAN TEAM WE ARE!

Beige Techo: ...And with that, we have Mean Team.

Challenge

Chocolate Techo: Okay, what's the challenge?

Beige Techo: I have no idea.

Marble Techo: Then why did you even make an elimination show if there's no challenge!?

Beige Techo: This is the BFDI Wiki. Elimination shows are fun.

Magma Techo: Why even bother anymore!?

Beige Techo: Well, time for a snack.

Tropical Food Techo: Well, I have many assorted fruits and dishes available, sir! Feel free to browse my wares!

Beige Techo: I didn't ask for your disgusting fruit you stupid piece of crap.

Transparent Techo: I think that you're an idiot!

Beige Techo: I have a pizza. I'm going to share the pizza.

Royalboy Techo: Coolio!

Beige Techo: Wait one sixtieth of a minute, who the hell ate my pizza?

Silver Techo: Pizza is greasy and disgusting! I would never eat it!

Gold Techo: I agree with Silver Techo, my shine would be ruined!

Beige Techo: Find my pizza, or say you ate it.

Disco Techo: Hey, babe. You look as hot and sweaty as usual.

Faerie Techo: Actually go frick yourself, Disco.

Zombie Techo: Duh.

Magma Techo: Okay, you're all here now. Say who ate the pizza.

Chocolate Techo: But how do we know if somebody ate the pizza?

Marble Techo: Instinct, Cohoco, instinct.

Water Techo: Red Techo, what the hell have you been doing this entire time? You only spoke once in this entire blog! What the hell are you even doing!?

Red Techo; Breathing.

Water Techo: BESIDES THAT!

Red Techo: Standing here!

Water Techo: Besides that as well! Did youneat the pizza?

Red Techo: No.

Water Techo: Okay, phew.

Pirate Techo: Okay crew! Today. We set sail in search of Beige Techo's pizza!

(The camera zooms out to reveal they have no boat.)

Pirate Techo: Scratch that.

Transparent Techo: Ha! You're an idiot! Hahahaha! Dummy!

Pirate Techo: Ugh.

Darigan Techo: Now why are you sayin' idiot, little pest?

Transparent Techo: That Pirate Techo is a stupid idiot! Dummy! Stupid butt! Ha!

Darigan Techo: Shut up! You're not funny!

Zombie Techo: Duh.

(Zombie Techo goes to Tropical Food Techo's rations.)

Zombie Techo: Blargh...?

(Zombie Techo steals a pineapple, and goes to a bush.)

Zombie Techo: Mmm...

(Zombie Techo destroys the pineapple and puts some on a pizza.)

Island Techo: Mmm... I smell pineapple.

(Island Techo walks to the bushes and finds Zombie Techo.)

Island Techo: Gasp! Pineapple pizza!? And on the box... BEIGE TECHO!?

(Island Techo runs out of the bush holding Zombie Techo and he holds the pizza.)

Island Techo: I found him! I found the thief!

Chocolate Techo: It wasn't eaten?

Beige Techo: Apparently not. Zombie Techo, you have stolen and contaminated my pizza. Your team loses.

Tropical Food Techo: He also stole my pineapple from my emergency rations! He stole from me too!

Beige Techo: Well, it looks like Mean Team loses for being thieves. You can vote for:

Wraith

Disco

Christmas

Biscuit

Zombie

Checkered

Faerie

Vote please.

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Teams

Team Basalt

Team Tropical Drink

Mean Team

Gold Techo: Boats are disgusting.

Silver Techo: Seriously! We belong on a cruise, not a rusty barge, not a raft, NOT ANYTHING NOT LUXURY!

Gold Techo: Darigan Techo! Do you think that we deserve luxuries? Hint, the answer is yes!

Darigan Techo: No.