A German entrepreneur has figured out how to solve the rape crisis and make money at the same time.

German women may now purchase rape-deterrent lingerie that keeps out intrusive culture-enrichers and sets off a loud alarm when any hot-blooded “southerner” tries to get past milady’s sartorial defenses.

The device even comes with a padlock. But this is the 21st century, and German women have been liberated, so the Modern Multicultural Fräulein controls the key to her own chastity belt. No husband required!

New Year’s Eve is coming up shortly. I wonder how well this handy garment is selling in Cologne…

Many thanks to Oz-Rita for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:

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