Sensational: Sunderland’s Jermain Defoe puts out an outrageous ad for a 24/7 personal assistant

Sunderland striker Jermain Defoe is looking to create a global brand and wants to hire a personal assistant to do it all for him.

The 32-year-old Englishman recently posted an advert for a personal assistant position with a rather lengthy list of stuff you’ll be expected to do.

As well as stocking his fridge and watering his plants, Jermain Defoe wants you to create an iPhone app for him and create his own clothing brand and fragrance.

You need to plan all the annual family events, including Black History Month, and “manage and organise individual family members. (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase.)”

Wanting to become a global brand, the former Tottenham and Portsmouth striker also requires you to “be on call 24/7”.

If you are looking for the most challenging job in the world with Jermain Defoe as your boss, then send an application his way.

Read his advert in full here and see some of the best tweets on Defoe’s crazy ad below. The millionaire footballer want to pay you an annual salary of between £50,000 and £60,000 to run his life. Outrageous.

H/T to Who Ate All The Pies

Obviously everything about Jermain Defoe’s personal assistant ad is brilliant, but this in particular is magic. pic.twitter.com/xeLt8ik3gM — Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris) August 24, 2015

If you have to spend 3 days drafting the ad, the job of Jermain Defoe’s PA is too much for one person. http://t.co/ny9YnoyFz2 — kelly_welles (@kelly_welles) August 24, 2015

Jermaine Defoe looking for a PA to create a global brand for Jermaine Defoe reminds of that Seinfeld episode when Kramer took on an intern. — Daley (@DaleyAFC) August 24, 2015