That Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) said this is not all that remarkable, but I'm eagerly awaiting the sweaty, unhinged responses that are sure to follow.

Democratic Sen. Sherrod Brown says most terrorist attacks in the country since the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks have been committed by “generally white males.” “I think most of us recognize, we’re concerned but we also know that we trust the FBI and our security forces to do this right,” the senator from Ohio said on WAKR radio on Thursday morning. “Since the beginning of the Bush administration when we were attacked, September 11th, we’ve not had any major terrorist attacks in this country. We’ve had individual crazy people, of normally, they look more like me than they look like Middle Easterners. They are generally white males, who have shot up people in movie theaters and schools. Those are terrorist attacks, they’re just different kinds of terrorists.”

What did Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush say, when an American terrorist walked onto an Oregon college campus and started executing everyone he could find? Ah, yes: "Stuff happens."

No, it's the orphaned toddlers that America's worst piles of crap are worried about. They're the real threat.