The ASEAN Community is coming, and whether evaluating your own penis or seeking a new one, we might as well get to know our neighbours a little better.

An infographic shared by ASEAN DNA last night shows how member states measure up.

To be fair, the science here is suspect. ASEAN DNA’s graphic is sourced to the user-generated content of Targetmap.com, which references a couple of unreliable “health” sites. Somewhere in the data’s internet genealogy may be a legitimate source or maybe not.

As much as community involvement is encouraged, it’s seriously okay to sit this one out. We don’t need to go TMI with our hardware specs.

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