This is a video of vape fanatic and hot chili grower Russel Hawkins deciding to combine his two passions into one huge mistake of a Youtube video. In the video Russel vapes, snorts and rubs some Carolina Reaper chili pepper in his eye. The Carolina Reaper is currently the world's hottest chili pepper, weighing in at up to 2,200,000 Scoville units (Russel says his average 1,500,000). For reference, a Carolina Reaper placed in your anus would immediately melt your intestines right out your butthole. They would just ooze out like squishing Jello between your teeth. Not the prettiest visual, I know, but I want you to understand the importance of not putting any ultra-hot peppers up your rump. Keep it chill with cucumbers and celery, only using blue cheese dressing sparingly. So yeah, anyways this guy is probably dead now but it was nice of whoever found the video to upload it to Youtube for us. There's no doubt in my mind it's what he would have wanted.

Keep going for the video, which should start at 4:20. Feel free to watch from the beginning if you're into watching crazy people talk though.

Thanks to hairless, who's convinced there is such a thing as being so stupid you're immortal.