Probably one of the coolest shirts I've ever seen, it has a giant speaker on the front, yes, a SPEAKER and it comes with a little box and a remote, the box is pre-loaded with a bunch of sound effects and little loop songs, such as an early 80's porn theme, and useful bits like a rimshot, useful for anytime I make a pun in public. I can officially be my own audience now! Mysterious Redditor, I thank you for hours of endless fun.