Google Photos knows everything about you, and by "everything" we mean everything. Yes, including your 4/20 activities. Your smoke vapors have gone all the way up to its cloud servers and it can find every single one of them. You must have thought this is pot-entially harmless, but knowing Google, that weed be a little naive.

In case you can't tell from the screenshot above, Google Photos finds relevant results for a "420" search. That might come in handy if, for some reason, you don't recall the exact events around a certain timespan.

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