Slightly Mad Studios are proud to announce today a completely original game concept no-one’s ever heard of before and certainly isn’t a few months late to the party… Flappy Cars!

Designed for hardcore gamers, this fiendish race sim uses a one-touch control to activate the brake flaps (see what we did there?) on a gorgeous Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster before it crashes off the road. Navigate the windy road and last as long as you can!

Featuring a state-of-the-art new game engine capable of rendering photo-real graphical fidelity as seen through the eyes of a kindergarten child and an Infinite Color System allowing players the ability to change their car’s paint scheme to anything within the visible colour spectrum, Flappy Cars is the next big thing until the next big thing comes around.

“I think people are going to really enjoy this until they get an email and decide to read that instead.” said Slightly Mad’s janitor in a press release.

Flappy Cars will be exclusive to the Xbox One at launch (due to extensive use of ‘the power of the cloud’) and is completely free-to-play with an optional $50 in-app purchase revealing the developer’s home telephone number where players can leave voicemail messages saying how bad the game sucks.

A HD Remake of the game is already underway too, known as “Project CARS” and will feature improved gameplay, graphics, car physics, features, online play, well just about everything really.

More info can be found on the Flappy Cars HD Remake official website.