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Hitler reacts to learning 21 point favorite Arkansas lost to San Jose State September 21, 2019

Hitler reacts to Arkansas losing to San Jose State

00:00 - 00:03 We made good money selling beer

00:04 - 00:05 the lines for $9 drafts

00:05 - 00:07 extended out to the parking lots

00:08 - 00:12 tailgaters paid premium lot prices here along Razorback road

00:12 - 00:15 and we finally sold Bielema's left over "Never Yield" shirts

00:17 - 00:19 Order more "Never Yield" shirts

00:19 - 00:21 Did the 3rd string get reps?

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 The Razorbacks...

00:31 - 00:33 The Razorbacks tied it up 24 all 4th quarter

00:34 - 00:36 but lost to San Jose State 31 to 24

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who thinks we can still go to a bowl game, leave now

01:13 - 01:15 Not this shit again!

01:15 - 01:17 San Jose State went 1-11 last year!

01:18 - 01:23 They are the whipping dogs of the Mountain West! Are you serious?

01:25 - 01:28 They got their asses handed to them at home last game

01:29 - 01:31 BY TULSA!!!

01:31 - 01:34 Do we need to schedule high schools to get a win?

01:34 - 01:37 They had never beaten an SEC team before!

01:37 - 01:40 They hadn't beaten a power 5 team since President Bush

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, Starkle had 5 interceptions

01:42 - 01:46 San Jose was ranked 118th in recruiting last year!

01:46 - 01:48 We told them we were SEC! We paid them!

01:48 - 01:52 We paid the cupcake the money

01:53 - 01:54 and they kicked our ass at home

01:56 - 01:57 We don't have a home game

01:57 - 02:00 for another month! If you think,

02:00 - 02:03 AFTER we get stomped into the dirt

02:04 - 02:08 by Texas A&M and Kentucky

02:08 - 02:13 that anyone is coming here to watch the Auburn game?

02:14 - 02:16 Do you understand what Malzahn wants to do to us?

02:17 - 02:21 We have 72,000 seats to fill and still expanding the stadium...box suites to sell...

02:27 - 02:29 Razorback Stadium is our penis pump

02:30 - 02:34 a penis pump that is too big, needs constant inflating

02:34 - 02:36 we won't get 30,000 even if its free

02:41 - 02:42 And forget about recruiting

02:43 - 02:47 What kid dreams at night about moving to Arkansas

02:48 - 02:53 to get manhandled on TV by obscure FCS schools?

02:54 - 02:56 Idaho State will recruit better classes

02:56 - 02:59 We will have to go back to battling UTEP

03:00 - 03:02 and New Mexico State for recruits!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't be sad. New Mexico has promising 2 stars this year

03:14 - 03:16 Maybe Texas wants to reform

03:19 - 03:23 the Southwest conference...at least then Arkansas was only a joke in Texas

03:25 - 03:26 Not the butt of every joke

03:31 - 03:33 in ESPN chat rooms from coast to coast

03:40 - 03:46 We are paying Chad Morris $21 million dollars over six years...can someone tell him the safe word please?

03:46 - 03:49 Did we get our degrees from the University of Arkansas?