Huge hungry dangernoodle does a big eat~



Quite possible the most fun I've had drawing for quite some time if I'm honest. I've tagged this as a Quick Draw, but there is easily several hours of doodle here. Nagas are pretty much my favourite thing to draw I think. A quick remedy for Art Blocks anyway! I'm thinking of making this snek a permanent character on my roster aswell, I already have a little story I've brainstormed whilst drawing her today. Her name's Emi and she's been a guinea pig for science experiments since her early teens. Originally Human, but mutated into a Snake-Human hybrid by DNA splicing between her a Snake and the Taint. As a result, her legs merged into one long stomach as you can see, her appetite has been amplified from the Taint and her intelligence took a hit, limiting her to primitive speech, although thats more than a typical Naga. She has seperation issues with little girls and often seeks to protect them, inserting herself into their lives, this comes from her little sister's abduction when she was still Human which she has never been able to get over.



The following is an interview conducted by Doctor Franklin Hyde with the morning following 's escape.



Doctor Hyde enters the room from the opposite side of the room as who is bound in Category 5 chain cuffs. seats himself in a bored manner.



Hyde: "The time is 9:01AM, the day is Thursday, October 24th, 3018-024, this is Doctor Franklin J. Hyde speaking to on account of the events that took place the preceeding night at around 10PM."

096: "Holei, mya eh genilea?"

Hyde: "Is.. Is that Elfish? Could we get a transl-"

096: "I'm just playin' with ya man. Hey, you're a new face around here, you new?"

Hyde: "That is classified and irrelevant to our meeting, 096. Now, a few questions about last night-"

096: *Leans back in his chair, showing annoyance* "Of course, always my fault ain't it? Never woulda just been some under qualified Overseer or anything. Jesus, you're people are so quick to judge on appearances, Doc.

Hyde: *Shows a photograph depicting a woman hanging from a tree over the jaws of *

096: *Smirks, giggling softly*

Hyde: "This isn't funny 096. This was the final picture taken from that camera late last night, it was recovered in the forest, 4 miles from a tourist hotspot. 381's retrieval and containment is our top priority right now.

096: "And I'm supposed to know where she is? What the fuck Doc? I'm corrupted by Taint, but I ain't a God, I can't just look into a crystal ball and tell you where she is. You say she's your priority? A snake in a forest? Have you been to your cities recently?! Ya got murderers runnin' around free, people using their cars to kill eachother in a worldwide bloodsport and this.. This is what you're bothered about? Fuck me-

Hyde: "Need I remind you that failure to cooperate wi-"

096: "Shove your cooperation, Y'know sometimes Doc, I feel for the people I turn into these monsters, who endure torment, even if it's only short, because every tainted creature on this rock is a sign of your failure to act on more important stuff. *Grins* I'm disappointed in you... At the same time, I'm also proud of you for helping me do my job, a monster gets out on the streets, people see it, go insane if they aren't eaten.. One more for the growing family.

Hyde: "096, you still didn't answer my question, where-"

096: "Fuck if I know. Final answer."

Hyde: "Interview postponed." *Gritted teeth*



Conclusion:



Following the interview, 's whereabouts is still unknown. It continues it's rampage as reported by several news outlets, however seems to devour the News reader before any location can be given. Personel are advised to report any sightings of to their designated Superior and avoid confrontation to prevent consumption of anymore staff following the incident. The public have been advised to lock their doors and stay aware.