I absolutely adore my gorgeous super cute boyfriend but sometimes I am just so frustrated by how goddamn heterosexual my life has become. Because we’ve been together for ages and I think he’s the love of my life doesn’t mean I’m suddenly not queer anymore. But everyone sorta goes “well, she’s straight after all, it was a phase” or, heartbreakingly: “why does it matter? You’re set.” And sometimes I just want to get up and yell in the faces of all our nice, heterosexual friends HOW GODDAMN GAY I AM, LINDA