These are the ball-jointed dragons made by CuartosDolls in Russia (at least I think it's Russia). They can be posed in almost any position thanks to every body segment having its own ball joint. Want one? Well you're in luck, because the maker is selling them, with white dragons going for €165 (~$220), and every other color including metallics for €240 (~$320). I want one of every color, and I'm going to stop-motion animate them and make my own show called 'GW and the Luck Dragons'. We'll go on adventures and fight evil and woo busty princesses and all kinds of other fun stuff. You know those warnings they put in front of TV shows that tell you whether they contain violence or drug use or adult themes? Well I want it to have all of those, plus other ones that haven't even been invented yet.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of your new best friend.

Thanks to my pal Terry, who once told me he'd rather be a butterfly than a dragon. A butterfly! He's mentally ill.