A CORBYN fan has announced plans to get over how amazingly right he was within the next 18 months.

Tom Logan, who voted for Corbyn in both leadership elections and is now suffused with a pure and virtuous glow, unveiled his three-stage timetable to stop being insufferably smug yesterday.

He said: “I was right and everyone else was wrong. Let’s underline that first.

“I believe it is realistic to cease lording it over close friends and family like an utter cock within the next six months, though this is an aspiration rather than a binding target.

“Within a year I’ll only be arrogantly pious in the office when relevant to the conversation and I’ll stop humming The Red Flag on trains.

“And by 18 months’ time I hope to finally have stopped abusing strangers for ever having doubted the Decent One on Twitter. Though two years is probably more realistic.”

Friend Martin Bishop said: “Last Friday wasn’t about young people, it was about self-satisfied Mac owners who work in open plan offices. It’s enough to make you toss your vote away on the Lib Dems.”

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