1. Peeing in the shower.

2. Peeing in the sink if the shower's too far away.

3. Cutting their fingernails and leaving the clippings lying around.

4. Turning dirty boxers inside out to wear them again another day.

5. Sniffing underwear lying on the ground to tell if it's acceptable to wear it again.

6. Wearing it anyway even if it isn't good.

7. Shaving and not taking the time to wash away the whiskers that fell into the sink.

8. Scratching their beards and watching the dandruff fall out.

9. Taking their wieners out of their underwear before even getting to the urinal.

10. And leaving the bathroom before even completely closing their zippers.

11. Farting, then taking the time to appreciate the fragrance they've just made.

12. Farting under the covers then ducking under them to really take the time to appreciate the fragrance they've just made.

13. Farting loudly when no one's on the street with them.

14. Farting in an elevator and praying that no one gets in.

15. Having a cold and wiping snot on the sleeve of their shirt.