Name: Justice For Men and Boys (and the women who love them).

Age: Eleven months.

Appearance: All the worst parts of the internet scooped up and formed into the basic shape of a gibbering, furious man.

This is either about a disco song or a terrifying activist campaign. Unfortunately, it is closer to the latter. J4MB (the abbreviation it uses) is an anti-feminist party that is standing for parliament.

Oh God. It was started by Mike Buchanan, author of books such as The Glass Ceiling Delusion (The Real Reasons More Women Don’t Reach Senior Positions) and Feminism: The Ugly Truth.

Oh God. The party is responsible for the monthly Lying Feminist of the Month award, and its website features a Buzzfeed-style listicle called “13 reasons women lie about being raped”.

Oh God. They’re pushing for a greater number of male teachers in schools.

Oh Go … wait, actually that sounds OK. Because they claim that evil female teachers habitually award lower grades to boys than to girls.

OH GOD. There’s more. J4MB’s 80-page election manifesto includes the suggestions that women should stop being appointed as senior company directors, that the Equality Act 2010 should be scrapped and that men should claim their pensions before women because they work harder and die younger. Oh, and it contains a recommendation to read a blog that draws “accurate parallels between feminists and Nazis”.

Is it all this bad? Amazingly not. Part of J4MB’s manifesto seeks to tackle the abnormally high suicide rate in young men. You have to wade through 47 pages of angry claptrap to read it, but it’s there.

I have a question. Shoot.

Why are you giving this berk the oxygen of publicity? What do you mean?

They’re being awful for the sake of it. And now you have mentioned them, we’ll have to read hundreds of furious columns about them. And thousands of furious men’s rights comments. Then columns about those comments. Soon, everyone will be so entrenched in their own exaggerated opinions that we’ll never have a sensible debate about equality. Oh, sorry. Still, you’ve got to love a political party with parentheses, right?

Do say: “Justice For Normal People (Who Are Tired of This Codswallop).”

Don’t say: “Not all Nazis.”