@Drawingbristle**, @Diamonzia** — your times are nigh**

Coronavirus…I don’t know what you are or where you came from, but cheers to you. You may have crippled my army and left those in it stricken with diarrhea without any hope, but you’ve also done the same to other alliances, opening up an opportunity for me to take down my arch-nemesis. @Diamonzia — the cat-shagging, fur-fucking, disgusting #1 fan of all things Bubsy 3D-related. @Drawingbristle — a once-trusted member of the Kingdom Hearts Klub who proved her disloyalty to me when she crafted slanderous lyrics**. Face-to-face with me, that is how each of them will die.

Locating @Diamonzia’s lair was not difficult; it is surrounded by every available copy of the game that shall not be named again. As I step through the entrance of said lair that is shaped like the aforementioned game’s eponymous “hero,”’s head, I muster up all the rage I can to ensure I can easily destroy him, which is not hard to do considering he singlehandedly obliterated my desire to adopt a cat. I walk around his cave of horrors and see nothing except more copies of that abominable experience and unconscious beings in – God, forgive me – Bubsy fursuits who, instead of shitting themselves, spat up hairballs. In the center of all this lies the corpse of their twisted leader who died choking on his own hairballs. Not wanting my PETA-certified euthanization needles to go to waste, I inject everybody around me with them, wishing I could have annihilated the king of these freaks myself.

Finding @drawingbristle is not going to be easy. I know her…to an extent. She is determined and is thus not one to allow themself to be incapacitated by illness. If I want to discover her, which I do, my best bet will not be to search for a specific location, but to aimlessly won- oh shit, she’s only a couple of yards away. I sprint toward her, life-size prop replica Kingdom Key Keyblade in hand, an urge to kill myself growing inside of me since I just acknowledged the fact that that is a cringey weapon-of-choice. Upon reaching her and before I can strike her down, she suddenly reveals to me that she has in her possession my one weakness: a fucking gun. With it, she shoots two shots, one that hits and paralyzes me, and the other that I deflect back at her head. Whilst I crawl over to her cadaver to spit on it since she died in such an anticlimactic fashion, I see my name on a piece of paper, take it, and read it.

Dear Trevor and @Diamonzia,

@Diamonzia, there’s no way you could’ve defeated me or Trevor or convinced him that you should be the one to read this, so you are either hearing this from his lips or dead. That being said, Trevor, you reading this means that I am dead (too). I’d’ve apologized for putting you through what I did here, but that would mean you’re not a bitch and deserve such courtesy, and we both know none of that’s true. Instead, I wanted to explain myself, to express that I was first your ally and then your enemy so that the worlds of Kingdom Hearts and Bubsy 3D could greatly hate a mutual enemy, fight them together, bond, and, in the end, peacefully co-exist with one another, just as the worlds of Disney and Final Fantasy have for so long. I pray (haha, there’s no God) that you two and your followers are alive and able to coincide with one another. If not, I hope that you, Trevor, go fuck yourself.

Hoping that you two sodomize yourselves with a rusty spoon,

@drawingbristle

Tears are streaming down my face because that right there was some contrived bullshit. When I’m done tearing up that note, peeing in her mouth, and crawling back to my base, I am going to focus on finishing up a short story I began this week as I waited for a time to attack so that something aside from updates can be published this month. Then I’ll kill myself.

**Go pay your disrespects to @drawingbristle: https://twitter.com/drawingbristle?s=20

**Now go do the same thing to @Diamonzia: https://twitter.com/Diamonzia?s=20

**While you’re at it, check out just how much of a shitty piece of shit he really is: https://theultimatum82544557.wordpress.com/2020/02/16/diamonzia-the-dumb/

**The origination of this now-concluded conflict: https://theultimatum82544557.wordpress.com/2020/02/16/summing-up-of-the-week-149/

**What @drawingbristle shall never be forgiven for: https://twitter.com/drawingbristle/status/1231697674371522561?s=20

*Documentation of all the pieces of entertainment I (and some others) have reviewed/analyzed: https://theultimatum82544557.wordpress.com/2018/11/04/documentation-of-all-the-games-i-received-codes-to-review/

*An update that explains when I will incorporate a narrative into a “Summing Up of the Week”: https://theultimatum82544557.wordpress.com/2019/09/22/summing-up-of-the-week-136/

*An update that details my writing schedule for the time being: https://theultimatum82544557.wordpress.com/2019/10/20/summing-up-of-the-week-139/

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