After seeking suggestions on twitter for a suitable name for his new born daughter, Abhishek Bachchan today tweeted that he has finally settled on the rather imaginative ‘NoIdea’.

The name came about after Abhishek diligently compiled all the twitter suggestions and took them to a still recuperating Aishwarya. “Darling, all these names are good and I just don’t know which one to pick” he said. “Amba, Ambika or Ambalika, which one do you like?” A tired Aishwarya, in no position to share Abhishek’s puppy dog enthusiasm, replied absentmindedly “No idea” upon which Abhishek’s eyes nearly popped from their sockets. “Wow. That’s the best of the lot! You are a genius!” he exclaimed ecstatically before doing a somersault and joyously bounding out of the room, leaving a dumb-founded Aishwarya gagging in disbelief.

The junior Bachchan later tweeted, “Have decided to name the little one NoIdea. Just too excited! Have barely slept! Missus still speechless (sic).” Big B, who was apparently never consulted about the name, is trying to come to terms with the development. The legend vented his fury by tweeting, “T 575 – Some rumours on the internet that granddaughter named NoIdea Bachchan. I will remain silent but BEWARE THE FURY OF A SILENT MAN!!!”

Dadi Jaya Bahchan preferred to distance herself from the shenanigans related to the name and expressed her views in the following pithy comment: “Hope the baby grows up to be as beautiful as Ash and as talented as Amitji”

The doting grandparents have been busy baby-proofing the Bachchan mansion to create a safe and enriching environment for the baby. Some of the items moved out from the premises included DVDs of Abhishek Bachchan’s movies and life-size posters of Abhishek Bachchan in and as Drona and Raavan.

The new name, however, seems to have given a new lease of life to Abhishek’s career with Idea signing him and the tiny one for a new series of ads which go like this:

Abhishek: Beti, what is your name?

Daughter: NoIdea

Abhishek (triumphantly): Get Idea

Daughter gives a WTF look.