Even among Fox News’ cast of would-be state TV hosts, contributors auditioning to be White House officials, and part-time presidential advisers, Jeanine Pirro stands out as a particularly devoted sycophant to President Donald Trump. Since his presidential campaign, the former New York district attorney and failed candidate for U.S. Senate has emerged as one of the loudest and most fervent propagandists, shilling aggressively -- almost pathologically -- for her longtime personal friend on her weekly Fox show.

Trump, in turn, is a major booster of Pirro’s, providing her with exclusive interviews, inviting her to the White House for counsel and meals, promoting her book, and lashing out at Fox when the network suspended her following a bigoted anti-Muslim comment.

Trump denounces media outlets and personalities who provide him with even the slightest criticism; Pirro’s show is the type of coverage the president expects from the press.

In her new book, Radicals, Resistance, and Revenge: The Left’s Plot to Remake America, Pirro offers the same familiar mix of fanatical Trump praise and vehement denunciations of his critics, in a different form. Here’s a sampling of the book’s most absurdly positive descriptions of the president.

Trump is “a nonstop, never-give-up, no-holds-barred human version of the speed of light”

The first paragraph of Pirro’s book reads: