What better way then to get your young child running around using these 8-bit blocks to draw gigantic penile idols? Good to see that militant religious fanatics like this still have their priorities right: forget all of the suffering in the world, and simply seek refuge in ridiculous and poisonous theories about hidden homosexual messages and the promotion of Communism Hang on, gayness and Communism?! Holy shit (blasphemy wholly intended), we best boycott these harmless strategy games in case we all start wearing red and touching each other’s man bits. Particularly impressive is Blake’s ability to break down the name BioWare , and somehow jump to the ridiculous conclusion that that name alone is encouraging children to participate in Golden Showers and re-enact scenes from Two Girls One Cup (if youre one of the few people who haven’t seen this please DO NOT take this article as a cue to do so, I’ll just feel terrible for you)- based on the inference of the term “Bio”.

Anyway, I’ll let you see it yourself, before I start stabbing my computer with something phallic in anger at the capacity for my fellow humans to be so idiotic and hide under the banner of faith. Shame on you, Bryan Blake, you ridiculous man. Very funny though.

Here’s a sample quote of what the faith-wielding, jargon-spouting Idiot Savant has to say on the subject of Minecraft in particular: