I am utterly speechless! I arrived home from work to a medium-sized brown box. I hadn't ordered anything for myself lately, so I knew this must be my Arbitrary Day gift.

I opened the box up, and the first thing I saw was a wooden picture frame. I was curious, wondering what it was for.

The second thing I unwrapped was an automatic laser pointer for my cats. By this point, I was brimming with so much excitement! My cats (Frogger, Mogget, Sherlock, and Watson) are always so full of energy, and the FroliCat would be an awesome (and entertaining!) outlet for them.

My cats also got three jingly balls to play with! How sweet that my mysterious Elven Santa thought of them!

Thirdly, Sherlock season one was waiting for me inside the box! I love that show dearly, and seeing it on Blu-Ray will help tide my lack-of-new-episode withdrawals until season three is broadcast!

I also got a yellow "I Am SherLocked" shirt! It fits perfectly.

There was one last thing for me, and it is something I am not sure how my Santa got a hold of. I am a big fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, so when I opened the last envelope and saw a picture of SherlockBatch signed by the actor himself, I smiled as big as a third-grader laughing at a fart joke. It is framed in that frame you sent me, and hung on my wall.

I have no idea who you are, Santa, but thank you soooooooo much. I am smiling like a freaking lunatic! :D