Gwyneth Paltrow has another weird remedy for ya’ll, and it’s a doozy (Picture: Layne Murdoch Jr./Getty Images for goop)

Another day, another insane Gwyneth Paltrow remedy.

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The 44-year-old is now selling Paper Crane Apothecary’s Psychic Vampire Repellent on her website Goop.

According to the site, the vampire repellent is a ‘combination of gem healing and deeply aromatic therapeutic oils’, that will get rid of ‘bad vibes’. In order to get rid of said bad vibes, just spray it generously around your head to ‘safeguard your aura.’ Genuinely.

The product is insane (Picture: Goop)

It’s only £22 a bottle, which is a bargain price for safeguarding your aura, really.


A lot of Goop fans must be feeling bad vibes at the moment because according to the website, the product is completely sold out.



But despite some people out there desperate to protect their auras, most people were quick to make fun of the spray:

Has anyone looked around Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website? Do people really buy this shit? Vampire Repellent? WTF? https://t.co/KbmRDr0sCI — Blitz (@JB_Blitz) September 21, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling psychic vampire repellent containing 'moonlight and love', if you know what i mean — know what i mean (@if_u_know_) September 22, 2017

I wonder what conversation @GwynethPaltrow and @goop hope women will have about psychic vampire repellent? — Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) September 19, 2017

Apparently, though, we’re not supposed to be taking the repellent too seriously – no no, according to the Evening Standard, Gwyneth is said that the product is supposed to be ‘tongue-in-cheek product’.

But sometimes it’s hard to tell what tongue-in-cheek means to Goop, when their other articles are telling you to steam your vagina, and Gwyneth herself is telling you that walking barefoot on grass is ‘healing’.

Gwynnie says the vampire repellent is tongue-in-cheek, but honestly who can really tell (Picture: Getty)

Is walking on grass healing or not, Gwynnie? Is vampire blood good for our health or not? After offering really dubious health advice 99% of the time, Goop are going to have to be more black and white about what’s a joke and what’s not, because it is genuinely hard to tell.

Anyway, we’re not sure if we’ve got any money left for Goop products after spending £11 on their magazine.

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