INT. THE DINING ROOM IN LARRY DAVID’S HOUSE — DAY

Larry David and Leon Black are enjoying lunch in Larry’s dining room. They’re eating BBQ. Leon is having ribs and is now picking pieces out of his teeth which upsets Larry.

LARRY DAVID

What are you doing? That’s disgusting.

LEON BLACK

What the fuck you talkin’ about, Larry?

LARRY DAVID

What am I talking about? I’m talking about you picking your teeth at the dinner table. It’s disgusting. Why can’t you wait to do that when you’re alone?

LEON BLACK

Fuck you Larry. What do you mean “disgusting?” You never pick shit out of your teeth?

LARRY DAVID

Yes, I do. When I’m alone.

LEON BLACK

Let me ask you something. You ever eat some hairy pussy where the hair gets stuck in your teeth and shit?

LARRY DAVID

(flustered)

What are you talking about? Eating pussy. What’s that got to do with anything?

LEON BLACK

Man, what the fuck am I talking bout? Larry David don’t eat pussy.

LARRY DAVID

What?! I eat pussy. I eat pussy. I’m good at it too.

LEON BLACK

Shut the fuck up, Larry.

LARRY DAVID

They love when I do it, let me tell you.

LEON BLACK

Well okay, Mr. Fucking Pussy Whisperer, when you get a hair stuck in your teeth, do you take it out or leave it?

LARRY DAVID

What? What are you talking about? I don’t know.

LEON BLACK

What do you mean you don’t know? Do you eat the pussy or not?

LARRY DAVID

I eat the pussy! I eat the pussy!

LEON BLACK

Okay, so do you leave the hair or take it out before continuing cunnilingus?

LARRY DAVID

I take it out.

LEON BLACK

So why the fuck are you bothering me about picking my teeth?

LARRY DAVID

What are you talking about? That’s not the same. We’re at the dinner table. You’re disgusting, you know that?

Beat.

LARRY DAVID (CONT’D)

I have somewhere to be.

LEON BLACK

Fuck you, Larry. But I’m proud of you. Keep eating that pussy.

CUT TO:

INT. RICHARD LEWIS’S HOUSE — DAY

Larry stopped by Richard Lewis’s house to return a movie he borrowed.

LARRY DAVID

Richard, I brought your movie back.

RICHARD LEWIS

Thanks, Larry. Did you like it?

LARRY DAVID

Meh.

RICHARD LEWIS

What do you mean “meh”? Do you enjoy anything in life?

LARRY DAVID

Meh.

RICHARD LEWIS

You know what, forget about it, Lar. I got an extra ticket to the Dodgers-Yankees game tonight. I know you wanted to see the Yanks. Do you want to come?

LARRY DAVID

(excited)

What?! Get outta here! What a guy you are. What a guy! I’ve been looking everywhere for tickets. It’s been impossible.

RICHARD LEWIS

Yea, I got lucky. So do you want it?

LARRY DAVID

Do I want it? What are you nuts?! Of course I want it! Who else is going?

RICHARD LEWIS

I’m taking my new girlfriend, May, and her son. She’s really special, this one. I think this might be it.

LARRY DAVID

Wait a second. Your new girlfriend has a kid?

RICHARD LEWIS

Yea, so?

LARRY DAVID

How old is the kid?

RICHARD LEWIS

Jake is 10. What’s the big deal?

LARRY DAVID

What’s the big deal?! You can see yourself spending the rest of your life with someone who has a 10-year-old kid?!

RICHARD LEWIS

Yea, that’s right, Larry. You might find this hard to believe, but the kid likes me. We do all sorts of shit together.

LARRY DAVID

Oh yea, like what? Play “Find where senile step-dad left his car keys?” How the hell are you going to take care of a 10-year-old kid? You can barely take care of yourself.

RICHARD LEWIS

We play Fortnite! You know what, Larry, go fuck yourself. I’ll find someone else who wants the ticket.

LARRY DAVID

Alright, don’t be a baby. I’m going to that game with you.

RICHARD LEWIS

And you better not fuck this one up, Larry.

LARRY DAVID

I won’t. I’m sure she’s very special. Like all the rest.

RICHARD LEWIS

Meet me here a few hours before the game. We’ll carpool together. Traffic will be crazy.

LARRY DAVID

Sounds good. I gotta run. Jeff and I are shooting a round of golf.

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EXT. COUNTRY CLUB — DAY

Larry David and Jeff Greene are playing a round of golf.

LARRY DAVID

Golf is the only thing in my life keeping me sane, Jeff.

JEFF GREENE

You think you’re sane?

Beat.

JEFF GREENE (CONT’D)

I know what you mean though, Larry. Susie’s been driving me crazy ever since Sammi got married. She doesn’t have her baby at home anymore, so all her attention is focused on me. And it’s never anything positive. I’m pretty sure the reason Sammi got married in the first place was to get the hell out.

LARRY DAVID

What a nightmare.

JEFF GREENE

You have no idea. She yelled at me the other day because I changed the toilet paper wrong.

LARRY DAVID

(laughing)

Changed the toilet paper wrong? What does that even mean?

JEFF GREENE

When I put the new roll in, I put it in the wrong direction. It was an under-roll instead of a over-roll.

LARRY DAVID

Under-roll? I like the under-roll!

JEFF GREENE

You like the under-roll, Larry?

LARRY DAVID

Yeah, I think it’s the superior roll. If you accidentally hit it, the whole thing doesn’t come undone.

JEFF GREENE

Are you fucking crazy, Larry? What kind of lunatic prefers an under-roll? Unless you have a cat, you should have an over-roll. Do you love ripping toilet paper one sheet at a time? Are you a masochist?

LARRY DAVID

You don’t know what you’re talking about, Jeff.

JEFF GREENE

Do you know how easy it is to make mistakes when you live in constant fear?

LARRY DAVID

I don’t know how you do it.

JEFF GREENE

I think they call it Stockholm Syndrome. That reminds me, Susie is having dinner in the clubhouse tonight. Let’s meet her when we’re done. We have news we want to share and I’m not allowed to tell you alone. She wants to do it together.

LARRY DAVID

You’re finally getting divorced?!

JEFF GREENE

Yea, sure. You think I’m miserable now? Imagine going through a divorce with Susie. You remember what she said. She would staple my balls to the wall and take me for everything. She wasn’t kidding.

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INT. COUNTRY CLUB DINING ROOM — EVENING

After their round of golf, Larry and Jeff sit down with Susie in the country club’s dining room.

SUSIE GREENE

Well look who finally made it. How was golf?

LARRY DAVID

It was good. Perfect weather, hit some good shots. No complaints.

SUSIE GREENE

That’s nice, but I don’t really give a shit, Larry. Sit down. Jeff and I have an announcement.

LARRY DAVID

I heard. I thought you guys were finally getting divorced.

SUSIE GREENE

What are you fucking stupid, Larry? You think Jeff’s miserable now?

Jeff makes a “told you so” gesture towards Larry.

LARRY DAVID

Okay, so what is it? What’s the big announcement?

Susie looks at Jeff with a big smile on her face then looks back at Larry.

SUSIE GREENE

Jeff and I are going to be grandparents! Our little baby is pregnant!

JEFF GREENE

Grandparents!

LARRY DAVID

That’s nice. Congratulations.

SUSIE GREENE

Nice, Larry? Buying a new outfit is nice. Taking a class is nice. Our little baby is bringing a new life into this world! That’s not fucking nice. It’s the greatest thing ever. Tell him, Jeff!

JEFF GREENE

Come on, Larry. The miracle of life!

LARRY DAVID

Eh, I don’t get what all the fuss is about. Kids are the worst. I just don’t see the appeal. You have kids, they come out screaming and crying their heads off. They eat and poop nonstop. You have to clean the poop, change the clothes, stay up all night when they’re screaming. I don’t get it.

SUSIE GREENE

Larry, having kids is the most magical and important thing you could do in life. They’re your legacy.

LARRY DAVID

Nah, I don’t get it. When they finally learn to walk, you have to follow them everywhere to make sure they don’t kill themselves. Then they learn to talk and never shut the hell up. They run around screaming all the time with those little snot bubbles hanging out of their nose. It’s disgusting. Then they grow into teenagers and hate your guts. I mean, these are the people you’re trusting to take care of you when you’re old and out of it. No thanks. I’ll take my chances with the abuse at the nursing home. It’s where they’re gonna stick me anyway. At least this way I can avoid raising them altogether. And what if you happen to raise a serial killer? What about your legacy then? I’m sure some of those serial killers had very nice parents. There’s just some things you can’t control. Give me a hole-in-one. I’ll take that as my legacy.

JEFF GREENE

That’s pretty dark, Larry.

SUSIE GREENE

You’re a fucking asshole, Larry, and I won’t let you ruin what will be the most important moment in my life. No wonder Cheryl left you.

LARRY DAVID

Cheryl left me because I’m too good in bed. Just throwing this out there, Larry is a great name.

SUSIE GREENE

Over my dead body. The baby shower is this weekend.

LARRY DAVID

That’s nice.

SUSIE GREEN

You better be there on time.

LARRY DAVID

Uh, I don’t think so. I’m not coming. I hate parties.

SUSIE GREENE

You’re coming, Larry.

LARRY

I don’t even like kids, why would you want me there? Nah, I’m good. And since when do men get invited to baby showers? I thought those was for women.

SUSIE GREENE

What is this, 1956? Baby showers are a celebration of life and they’re for everybody.

JEFF GREENE

Times are changing, Larry. It’s all about inclusivity.

LARRY DAVID

Inclusivity? Please, don’t do me the favor. I don’t want to be included. I’m happy to be discriminated against in this scenario. No hard feelings. Painting swastikas on my lawn- not okay. Not inviting me to a baby shower- the perfect discrimination scenario.

SUSIE GREENE

Get over it, Larry. You’re coming.

LARRY DAVID

Fine, but I’m not happy about this.

SUSIE GREENE

I don’t give a shit about your happiness.

LARRY DAVID

You’re going to be a great grandmother.

SUSIE GREENE

You bet your fucking ass I am.

CUT TO:

INT. RICHARD LEWIS’S HOUSE DAY

Larry just arrived at Richard Lewis’s house. They’re getting ready to drive to Dodger Stadium for the game.

LARRY DAVID

Richard, I’m here. Let’s get going or we’ll miss the first pitch. It’s going to take forever to get to the game.

RICHARD LEWIS

(screaming from upstairs)

Okay, we’re coming.

Richard Lewis’s girlfriend’s 10-year-old son, JAKE, walks over.

JAKE

Hi, I’m Jake.

LARRY DAVID

Hi Jake, I’m Larry.

JAKE

Are you coming to the game with us?

LARRY DAVID

I am. I see you have your mitt ready.

JAKE

Yea, I’m going to try to catch a home run tonight.

LARRY DAVID

Well that’s some wishful thinking.

JAKE

I know. I’m just a little kid, but I’m going to try my best. Hey, you’re pretty tall, Larry. Do you think you can catch a home run for me?

LARRY DAVID

Kid, I’ve been going to games for more than 60 years and I’ve never come close to catching a ball.

JAKE

Yeah, but I still believe in you, Larry. You can do it, I know you can.

LARRY DAVID

Don’t.

JAKE

Oh come on, you can do it! You can even use my mitt if you need to.

LARRY DAVID

Okay, kid, tell you what, if you leave me alone for the whole game and I catch a ball tonight, it’s yours.

JAKE

Wow, thanks Larry! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Richard Lewis and his girlfriend MAY, who looks late 40s, enter.

MAY

Yes, Jake? Oh hello, I’m May.

LARRY DAVID

Larry. Pleasure to meet you, May.

RICHARD LEWIS

Hey, Lar.

JAKE

Mom, Larry said he’s going to catch home run for me tonight!

MAY

Is that so?

LARRY DAVID

Well, I said if I do catch one, it’s his.

RICHARD LEWIS

That’s really nice of you, Larry.

MAY

So kind of you.

LARRY DAVID

What can I say? Kids love me.

RICHARD LEWIS

Speaking of kids, are you going to Sammi’s baby shower too?

LARRY DAVID

Unfortunately. We should go together. Okay, let’s get going.

CUT TO:

EXT. RIGHT FIELD BLEACHERS AT DODGER STADIUM — NIGHT

LARRY DAVID

I can’t believe we made it here in time. This traffic situation is unbelievable. Something has to be done about it.

JAKE

Larry, remember you said you’re going to catch a ball for me.

LARRY DAVID

(whispering to Jake)

How can I forget? You reminded me once every 5 minutes during the hour and a half drive over. Ask me again and I’ll make you eat it after I catch it.

RICHARD LEWIS

How about these seats, Lar?

LARRY DAVID

Pretty good, Richard. Pre-tty, pre-tty, pre-tty good!

MAY

Jake is so excited, Richard. Thanks again for taking us.

Everyone settles in to their seats just as the game gets underway. Richard and May are sitting one row directly behind Jake and Larry. May is behind Jake and Richard is behind Larry.

LARRY DAVID

This should be a real pitcher’s duel. Kershaw vs. Severino. Two of the best.

JAKE

I want a lot of home runs!

LARRY DAVID

I want a lot of things, kid. Here’s a free life lesson for you- you don’t usually get what you want.

CUT TO:

It’s the 5th inning and the game is still scoreless. Both starting pitchers are putting on a show. There hasn’t been much offense on either side.

LARRY DAVID

What did I tell you guys? A real pitcher’s duel!

JAKE

(screaming)

I want to see some home runs!

RICHARD LEWIS

Yeah, you called it, Larry. Hopefully we get some offense soon. I’m falling asleep here.

LARRY DAVID

(incredulous)

What are you nuts?! This is a baseball fan’s dream. Two of the best going at it!

RICHARD LEWIS

(whispering to Larry)

I don’t give a shit about a baseball fan’s wet dream, Larry. I want to get laid tonight. If that kid spends the whole ride home talking about how much fun he had, that helps my case.

LARRY DAVID

You’re a real idiot, you know that?

CUT TO:

It’s the top of the 7th inning and the PA announcer calls out that Aaron Judge is stepping to the plate.

LARRY DAVID

This guy’s been a killer all season. Kershaw has to be careful here.

The first pitch is a swing and a miss.

RICHARD LEWIS

Yeah, a real killer, Larry.

May laughs and gives Richard a friendly slap on the chest.

MAY

Richard, stop it. I’m sure it’s not easy.

LARRY DAVID

Yeah, I’d love to see you try that. You probably couldn’t even hold the bat up.

Aaron Judge makes contact with the second pitch. It’s headed for the right field bleachers.

LARRY DAVID

Here it comes! He nailed that thing.

The ball lands one section to the left of where they’re sitting. Someone in a Dodgers hat and jersey catches it. Everyone is booing.

JAKE

Oh man, that guy is so lucky! He caught a home run. We were so close!

The booing intensifies. The guy who caught the ball holds it in the air for everyone to see and he throws back on the field. The crowd erupts in cheers.

JAKE

(shocked)

Did you see that? He threw the ball back! Is he crazy? Why did he do that?

LARRY

Sometimes when the visiting team hits a home run, the home fans throw it back. It’s stupid, but people do it because they like when people cheer for them. It’s a self-esteem thing.

Jake is stunned and has a shocked look on his face.

CUT TO:

It’s the bottom of the 9th inning. The Yankees are winning 1–0.

LARRY DAVID

All right, here it is, last licks for The Dodgers.

JAKE

Last licks?

LARRY DAVID

This is the last chance for the Dodgers. If they don’t score this inning, the game is over.

The first batter swings at the first pitch he sees and pops it up. It goes to deep right field and the crowd pops for a second, but the right fielder makes an easy catch for the first out.

JAKE

I thought that was it, Larry!

RICHARD LEWIS

Don’t worry, Jake. The Dodgers will score. I can feel it.

LARRY DAVID

Oh you can feel it, Richard? You can barely feel your own toes.

RICHARD LEWIS

(whispers)

Shut the fuck up, Larry.

The second batter draws a walk.

RICHARD LEWIS

Okay, there we go. We have a baserunner.

JAKE

(excited)

Alright! I’ll be so happy if we win.

RICHARD LEWIS

Me too, kid. Trust me.

Larry looks at Richard and chuckles. A vendor is walking the aisles, selling beer.

LARRY DAVID

Richard, you mind if I have a beer around the kid?

RICHARD LEWIS

Larry, you gave me a kidney. Do what you want.

LARRY DAVID

Good man! May, would you like one?

MAY

No thanks, Larry.

LARRY DAVID

How about you, kid? Want a beer?

JAKE

I can’t have beer, Larry!

LARRY DAVID

Ah, right. Your loss. Beer man! One beer please. Keep the change.

The vendor pours Larry his beer and passes it down. Larry passes his money down the line which eventually makes it to the vendor.

LARRY DAVID

You gotta love the sports vendor-fan honor system. It has to be the only place on earth where you can pass money to 10 different strangers without worrying about someone stealing it. We need that type of trust between strangers in more scenarios.

The third batter grounds out for the second out in the inning. The runner on first makes it to second base.

RICHARD LEWIS

Where else would you need to pass your money to 10 different strangers to pay for something?

LARRY DAVID

I don’t know. I’m just saying we need more trust in this world.

RICHARD LEWIS

Larry, I’ve known you for more than 50 years. You don’t trust anyone.

LARRY DAVID

Well, if more people were trustworthy, I would trust them.

JAKE

This is the last out, Larry!

Matt Kemp steps up to the plate.

LARRY

This has been some game, let me tell you.

JAKE

The Dodgers have to win, Larry. They have to.

The first pitch is a swing and a miss.

JAKE

(pointing to another fan in their section)

Larry, why is that guy wearing his cap inside out?

LARRY DAVID

That’s a rally cap. Fans turn their hats inside out when their team is losing. It’s a superstition.

JAKE

I wish I had a hat, so I could help the team!

LARRY DAVID

Put your mitt on your head. You can start a new superstition.

JAKE

Good idea, Larry!

Jake puts his mitt on his head and he starts cheering loudly. May looks at Richard and has a big smile on her face.

MAY

Thanks so much, Richard. Jake is having the time of his life. He’ll never forget this.

RICHARD LEWIS

Are you kidding me? It’s nothing. I’m glad you let me take him.

There’s a loud crack. Matt Kemp hits the ball deep to right field. The crowd is roaring. Larry notices it’s coming right for him. Acting quickly, Larry tosses his beer in the air and takes Jake’s glove off his head and puts it on just in time to catch the ball. The crowd is going nuts. Larry is holding the ball up cheering as everyone around him celebrates.

JAKE

(elated)

Larry! You did it! You caught the game-winning home run! I knew you could do it. I knew it!

The big smile starts to fade from Larry’s face as he realizes he has to give the ball to Jake. Jake grabs at the ball and starts pulling on it, but Larry won’t let it go. Richard shoots Larry a death stare. Larry is still holding the ball tightly. He’s torn. He finally let’s go of the ball. Jake takes it and his face lights up. He holds it up high for everyone to see. Everyone cheers for him. Then Jake rears back and throws the ball on the field. The cheers from the crowd turn to gasps.

LARRY DAVID

(yelling at Jake)

Are you fucking nuts?! What did you just do?! We’re never going to get that ball back!

Without realizing, Larry appears on the stadium’s big screen. He’s seen completely berating Jake. Jake starts crying and the crowd goes silent. Larry finally realizes he’s on the big screen and is in shock. Richard and May are covered in Larry’s beer that he tossed in the air. Richard is glaring at him. May grabs Jake and they leave. Larry gives Richard an uncomfortable smile.

CUT TO:

INT. COUNTRY CLUB — NIGHT

Larry David and Richard Lewis are heading towards the dining room for the Greene family baby shower.

RICHARD LEWIS

You’re such an asshole, Larry, but I only have myself to blame. How many relationships will I allow you to ruin?

LARRY DAVID

You should be thanking me. I did you a big favor. That kid would’ve worn you out and probably would’ve killed you too. I’m not letting my kidney go to waste like that.

RICHARD LEWIS

Do you know that someone showed Matt Kemp the video of you berating Jake and he felt so bad he invited them both into the locker room to celebrate with the team?

LARRY DAVID

You’re kidding me?! And how do you know that? You two are still talking?

RICHARD LEWIS

I saw it on her Instagram.

LARRY DAVID

(shocked laughter)

Instagram?! You use Instagram?

RICHARD LEWIS

I don’t post anything. I just follow a bunch of beautiful women. So anyway, Kemp ends up giving the kid a jersey, a bat, and the home run ball. And he signed them all!

LARRY DAVID

What?! The ball?! That should be my ball! That kid owes me that ball!

RICHARD LEWIS

Yea, I don’t think Jake is in any rush to give it to you.

Larry and Richard walk into the dining room and make their way to their table. Cheryl David and Ted Danson are at their table as well as other people Larry doesn’t know. Larry sits next to a beautiful woman who looks to be in her late 50s, AMY.

LARRY DAVID

(to everyone at the table)

Hello to everyone. My beautiful ex-wife, my former friend who stole my ex-wife, and everyone else I don’t know.

CHERYL DAVID

Will you grow up, Larry?

LARRY DAVID

What’s the fun in the that?

(to AMY)

Hello, I’m Larry David. What’s your name?

AMY

I figured you were Larry. Susie warned me about you. I’m Amy.

LARRY DAVID

Warned you? What did she say?

AMY

She said you’d be weird.

LARRY DAVID

Weird, huh? Like attractive weird?

AMY

Not currently.

LARRY DAVID

Okay, I see I’m dealing with a tough crowd. Let me ask you something.

AMY

Okay.

LARRY DAVID

You’re wearing one of those…what are they called again?

AMY

(confused)

Rompers?

LARRY DAVID

Yea, rompers. What a stupid name. Anyway, what do you do when you go to the bathroom in one of those things?

CHERYL DAVID

Larry! What is wrong with you?!

AMY

Excuse me?

LARRY DAVID

What? I’m curious. You know, how do you deal with using the bathroom. To the best of my knowledge, there are no zippers or trap doors on that thing. What, you take the whole thing off? Are you just sitting there on the toilet naked? That can’t be fun. Using a public restroom must be out of the question. I’m disgusted just thinking about it.

AMY

Well, now we’re both disgusted.

Suddenly a loud commotion breaks out, followed by a round of applause, when Ted Danson chimes in.

TED DANSON

I can’t believe it. Matt Kemp really showed up!

LARRY DAVID

Wait, what? Matt Kemp is here?!

TED DANSON

Yea. Sammi’s husband, Victor, was one of the soldiers honored at Dodger Stadium this season. He met Matt Kemp and they became friendly. Victor invited him and he actually showed up. What a great guy.

LARRY DAVID

Great guy? He owes me a ball!

Larry gets up and makes his way over to Matt Kemp.

LARRY DAVID

Hello, Matt. Larry David.

MATT KEMP

Pleasure to meet you, Larry.

LARRY DAVID

I believe you owe me a home run ball.

MATT KEMP

Excuse me?

LARRY DAVID

The baseball.

MATT KEMP

What baseball?

LARRY DAVID

That home run you hit last night. I caught that ball fair and square and the kid took it out of my hand and threw it back on the field and you gave it back to him!

MATT KEMP

Wait a second, you’re that asshole who was yelling at Jake last night.

LARRY DAVID

“Jake”? What, you guys are on a first-name basis now? You two best friends all of a sudden?

MATT KEMP

Listen old man, I think it’s best if you keep it moving.

LARRY DAVID

Old man?! I’ll show you old man.

MATT KEMP

What are you going to do?

LARRY DAVID

I’m going to walk away and anytime your name comes up in conversation, I’ll casually mention that you’re not such a nice guy.

Larry walks away from Matt Kemp and towards Jeff.

JEFF GREENE

Larry, did you see that Matt Kemp is here?!

LARRY DAVID

Yea, I saw and he’s a jerk.

JEFF GREENE

What are you talking about?

LARRY DAVID

He owes me a ball. Whatever, I don’t want to get into it. I have to use the restroom.

Larry heads over to the restroom and picks an empty stall. He takes his jacket off and puts it on the hook. Then pulls his pants down and sits on the toilet. Once he’s done, he grabs for the toilet paper.

LARRY DAVID

Oh, look at that. Under-roll! We got an under-roll here! Pre-tty good. Pre-tty, pre-tty, pre-tty good!

Larry pulls on the toilet paper, but it keeps breaking off one sheet at a time. He’s getting increasingly more frustrated with each rip.

LARRY DAVID

Stupid under-roll. You’re betraying me! I stood up for you. I’m an under-roll guy. Help me out here.

Sheets keep breaking off one at a time. Larry finally gives in and switches the roll around. The toilet paper rolls perfectly without breaking.

LARRY DAVID

Maybe there’s something to this over-roll thing.

Larry finishes and stands up. As he’s putting his jacket back on, his elbow hits the toilet paper and the whole roll unrolls on the ground. At the same time, the bathroom door opens. Matt Kemp walks in. He slips on the toilet paper and falls to the floor, landing on his right arm.

MATT KEMP

My arm! I think I broke my arm!

Looking up, Matt Kemp sees that it was Larry David who left the toilet paper all over the floor.

MATT KEMP

You! You broke my arm!

Larry David stands there shaking his head in disbelief and runs out of the bathroom.

THE END