Brazilian reality TV contestant-turned entertainment reporter Sabrina Sato is, I guess, a pretty big fan of Justin Timberlake. Either that or giving people plastic models of her own ass presented in gift boxes.


In the video clip, we see Ms. Sato present Mr. Timberlake with a model of her butt. We see Mr. Timberlake's disgust, unsuccessfully disguised beneath a flimsy veneer of politeness. We see Mr. Timberlake's fight and flight reflexes battle each other, and we see Ms. Sato laugh and laugh and laugh like it's the funniest fucking thing in the whole world. It's an ass in a box.

I don't understand that droll Brazilian sense of humor.

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