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In all seriousness you can get high on baking soda, but it is really a horrible way to get high...

You need to take baking soda and powdered sugar (3/4 baking soda, 1/4 powdered sugar). Mix them together so you have one even powder. You then take your finger, lick it, touch it to the powder and rub it gently on your butthole.

Why this works?

The glucose from the sugar and the sodium bicarbonate from the baking soda goes directly from your rectum to the blood stream (which actually can be dangerous if you do this every day) and the rise in sugar levels gives you an energetic high (mental) while the sodium bicarbonate gives you a sunken body high feeling...

If you got nothing else... go for it