Make money on the Internet...

C'mon, do it! Everybody's doing it.

In past decades, merely trying to sell one's soul was a prickly deal. Firstly, the complex technical knowledge of sorcery sufficient to elicit the attention of Satan has been so forbidding, that anyone capable of summoning the Devil had very little need to actually do so, being able to obtain virtually everything else via magic. Secondly, pacts formed with, (unbeknownst to the mortal in question), unlicensed demonic tempters, often resulted in highly unsatisfactory pacts by both mortal and infernal standards. Thirdly, even demonic tempters licensed for seduction and glamour by Satan took a heavy cut out of the profit of the operation. So little was left over for Satan himself, that the miracles being offered became progressively flimsier, until finally it took three entire souls and a goat sacrifice to afford a night of sex with Kathy Ireland. Fourthly, in this age of numerous contagious blood diseases, it was considered a potential violation of contract if for some reason an individual became ill by a chance contact with an infernal pact. Red ink was used very briefly, but it was deemed wise to let go of some traditions in order to capitalize on a rapidly expanding and forward-looking marketplace. Lastly, the entire concept of union strikes originated in Hell...

These problems are no longer, because with online vending, Satan has cut out the middle entity and deals with you directly at the click of a mouse.

Damn good!

Damned if you do.

Let's go to that page, right now.

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