

ironic oversized sunglasses

This is a pair of shades that covers approximately two thirds of your face. They're good for looking either like a microcephalic state trooper, or like the kind of douchebag who thinks the more he dresses like a douchebag, the less obvious his douchery will be.



Type: accessory

Mysticality Required: 5

Selling Price: 5 Meat. Damages Attacking Opponent

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: pairs of ironic oversized sunglasses)