the fuck is that crusader doing

like he's just wandered into an apocalyptic wasteland by himself for no reason

"WELL MAYBE HE WAS CURIOUS"

SO WHY THE FUCK DID HE TAKE A SPEAR WITH HIM

THAT'S LIKE THE LEAST EFFECTIVE WEAPON TO HAVE WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN

my hypothesis is that he's an absolute idiot and got separated from his crusader buddies and-

hey wait a minute

why the fuck are the templars in a country that snows

they don't kill white people

this is historically inaccurate i'm contacting the police