In the Last Chapter, all of the kids had birthdays. Nothing else really happened because my computer stopped working in the middle of that post and I was so angry that I published it as is.

Dusty: Wow, you could put some effort into writing my life story…

Don’t EVEN. Moving on…

Above is the picture of the triplets’ bedroom. I combined all of their favorite colors and decided that it was good enough.

Dusty: Well If I was the one decorating-

Yes Dusty, we know you’d do SO much better…

Dusty: Thanks!

Unfortunately Dusty doesn’t understand sarcasm…

Dusty: Huh?

Here is the house after some renovation. I feel like they are almost running out of space!

Dusty: *snickers*

What did you do now Dusty?

Dusty: After you left I told the ice cream truck guy I knew where he lived… He was so scared he ran out of the truck and peed his pants! That is the puddle behind the truck!

Why do I always miss these things on camera?

Throughout their childhood, the kids spent most of the time bonding in their spare hobby room. Since Dakotah is the only one with a hobby trait at the moment, she spends most of her time inventing there.

Dusty: You know, my little moron angel really takes after his father. The awkward arms are making multiple appearances!

I always thought that he would take after Jared! Not that there were any disbelievers *cough*.

Dusty: …. When is this going to be about ME?!

Oh yes, yes! Back to the story…

In their matching prison uniforms pajamas, the triplets all got ready for their first day of school.

Basil: Do you remember when mom punched the ice cream guy in the face when he asked if we wanted free ice cream? That was awesome…

Cecelia: *is unchanged*

Dusty: Yes, yes. My children are taught WELL because of ME.

Well, punching is the way to react to free ice cream in the real world!

Dusty: What do you mean by that?

…

Mailman Face 1: Maybe I should call the police… I heard what happened to the ice cream man here. I don’t want that crazy woman after me!

Dusty: He is one of the few men who has had the nerve to call me crazy! Most just call me *flips hair* BEAUTIFUL!

Ahh, I have kind of missed your conceited personality…

One… two…. three… wait where’s the fourth Trails duckling?

Oh yeah… I forgot I had to let him wash his hands three times.

Dusty: At least I taught him to stay away from germs!

Yes, Dusty. You can take all the credit for his amazingness.

What’s up with Jared?

Dusty: You’ll see…

Bills?

Dusty: Yeah. Let’s just say the expansion of the house and the birth of the triplets haven’t really helped with the bills. I don’t understand why Jared doesn’t just let me use my beauty to-

STOP! I don’t want to know…

Dusty: What? I was going to say model!

Dusty: HOLY MOLY! It’s an actual picture of me in this chapter!

Dusty: And I just looked and there aren’t a lot more… WHY MUST YOU IGNORE MY BEAUTY?

Well I have all these pointless pictures like this one of Jared with some sandwiches…

Jared: I guess watching What Not to Wear isn’t THAT bad…

Dusty: I told you to give it a chance! They almost make them look at beautiful as I do by the end of the show.

Jared: OH GOD. I just realized something.

Dusty: What is it, Jared?

Jared: I have to go to work and you’ll have to watch all four kids by yourself.

Dusty: NOOOOOOO!

Here is an epic shot of all of the kids getting off the bus.

Dusty: Hi kids!

Cecelia: Hi mom!

Dakotah: Hi mom!