I arrived home from work Friday to find a hungry zombie on my front porch. Thankfully, it was secured behind zombie-proof tape!

With trepidation, I sliced through the protective barrier and uncovered 3 packages, each carefully labeled for proper survival.

Package 1: Supplies. My santa picked out several types of food and put together a portable survival kit. I'm not a vegetarian, but she took the time to pick out vegetarian foods, too, which was a kind consideration, just in case.

Backpackers Pantry (Peanut and Raisin Oatmeal)

Alpineaire (Mountain Chili)

Astronaut Icecream (Mint Chocolate Chip)

And in the kit:

Eat'n tool

Survival matches (Waterproof, coated sticks to burn longer)

Collapsible cup

Thermal blanket

Package 2: Protection. Santa knew it would be rough out there. You have to be ready to fend of raiders and keep what's yours. Now I'm ready for anything!

Nerf N-Strike Elite Triad EX-3 triple blaster.

Package 3: The final lesson. Stay alert. Be vigilant. Danger may strike at any time!

Plush zombie

Nepharya, thanks. This was fantastic! You win Apocalypse Santa of the Year!