The Oatmeal Book - Now Shipping! Andrews McMeel

5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth (and other useful guides) by Matthew Inman All your old favorites, plus 25 never-before-seen comics! 160 pages of comical delights. Pull-out poster included with every copy!

Buy Now If you seriously <3 The Oatmeal, order directly from the author. Otherwise, you can order it online from the links listed below or pick it up in in person at any major bookstore.

About The Book In the spring of 2009 Matthew Inman debuted his website The Oatmeal which became one of the most popular comics on the web, garnering millions of readers and nearly a quarter billion pageviews the following year. His website was subsequently turned into a book, and 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth is that book. It contains a year’s worth of comics, with a mixture of classic Oatmeal comics such as Why it's better to pretend you don't know anything about computers and How to use a semicolon, as well as plenty of brand new material that isn’t available online. Have more questions? Read the FAQ

What's Inside? The book contains 160 pages of comical awesomeness from The Oatmeal, including 25 never-before-seen comics as well as a pull-out poster of Why I believe printers were sent from hell.