About Me



HI HUMANS!



My name is Kris and have been wandering this entire world as a wolf for the past 6 years.



I'm basically known for wrestling ladies, children, and making threats of imminent love to all humans who have a secret desire to be ended by my teeth.



I also like making videos, recording podcasts, and holding live streams, because I like humans. The human experience is fascinating and I like sharing things as I learn and poke through this life.



Before becoming a wolf and stepping into a ring full of ladies who just wanted to wrestle, I worked as a photographer in San Francisco.



I thought I had everything figured out. I was engaged and slowly building my career. But life happens!



And before I knew it I was on a plane to Japan trying to nurse a broken heart and figure things out. After spending almost a month riding through the mountains and forests of Japan, I decided to cast off my previous self and become a completely new creature.



I still have my ups and downs, but I feel more fulfilled in my journey and appreciate where I've been and where I'm going.



So here goes! "Kris Wolf Eats the World"



The goal is to publish at least a monthly video that explores my adventures in wrestling and as a wandering animal in this human world.



Join my wolf pack! Throw money at my hungry face and I will share my finds, both good and bad and hopefully share some experiences that tickle your bits.



I'm hoping this will help me get closer to those who support me the most and give them a voice for me to hear. Sometimes the roar of the internet hurts my ears.



ROARING LOUDER IS SURE TO FIX THE PROBLEM. <3 <3 <3



Don't know me so well yet and aren't sure if feeding me is the answer? I can SOLVE THAT let me tell you my ENTIRE LIFE STORY.



*BIRTH*

I was born in Chicago to a wonderful mother who took care of me in my prior weaker form. THANKS MOM!



*CHILDHOOD*

I spent my childhood climbing trees and eventually after climbing every climbable tree in New Jersey I exhausted this form of entertainment.



*ADOLESCENCE*

I fought animals much larger than myself and sometimes had uncontrollable visions and terrifying dreams of a victorious future full of delicious meat.



*YOUNG WOLF*

I went to Japan and trained in pro-wrestling and eating your face. I entered the ring born again as a wise and swift Wolf ready to crush everyone's boxes.



*WOLF GOALS*

To travel far and wide and eat meat around the globe (preferably your face)