What’s your love life actually like these days?

Very dry. I’m just super weird. Me and Lauren Pisciotta, my manager, are the strangest people. She’s my soul mate. People think we’re lesbians all the time.

So....

I promise, we’re not. We trash any guy who comes near us because we’ve learned what our standards are, and who we want in our life. When bullshit men come around and try to fuck with us, we just don’t have time for it. If Prince Charming comes around—and he has a brother—then maybe.

But if you were to start dating, what would you look for in a guy?

I need someone who’s on my level. Someone who knows their shit, isn’t playing games, or talking to hos in their DMs. I just don’t have time. None of these men are measuring up.

Maybe you could find one on Tinder?

I made a Tinder just for fun. I was on it for maybe 40 seconds before I said, “This is just awful.” If I have to stoop to that level to find my soul mate, then I’ll just get a bunch of cats.