YSaC, Vol. 373: The unemployment situation explained.

Naomi sends the following gem, asking “Is it possible that someone actually spells this badly?”

Yes. Yes it is.

i rilly nead a jeoarb i rilly neeeed a jorb, any kind of jeaeb. i’m not to experianced but i can do alot. i could work at mcdonalds, clean toilets, build stuff,paint stuff, n e thing realy but plz i just despritly nead a jeorab. hit me back kthx

“And Yeah Verily, Did Jeaeb say unto Jeorab, and did Jeorab say unto Jorb, Go Forth, and do all manner of things! Clean thy toilets! Paint thy stuff, and build it also! And did Jorb say unto Jeorab, and did Jeorab say unto Jeaeb, Yea, for I canst doth do alot despite my lack of experience, grammatical skills, or basic familiarity with the English language. And didst Jaaeb say unto Jeorab, who spake unto Jorb: ‘Kthx'”

Seriously, I think this person has been watching a bit too much Strongbad.