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Log of Anomalous Items Stored at Site 21

The log format is, as follows: **Item:** **Item Properties:** **Recovery Date:** **Recovery Location:** **Storage Status:** **Recovered Information:**

Item: A bust of Helios.

Item Properties: Glows in the dark without a source of electricity.

Recovery Date: 19/7/1996.

Recovery Location Unknown [DATA EXPUNGED] museum, Rome, Italy.

Storage Status: Stored in the site 21 break room.

Recovered Information: This bust used to belong to [DATA EXPUNGED], and it was first presented at the [DATA EXPUNGED] museum art exhibit on 18/7/1996, a day before it was recovered by Mobile Task Force Omega-21 ("The Post Office Front Desk Attendants").

Its original purpose was claimed to be a rejected wedding gift, which was submitted to the museum a year later.

Item: A [DATA EXPUNGED] jazz compilation cassette.

Item Properties: Has a higher sound quality than most tapes printed at the time it was recovered, can be compared to a digital FLAC audio file.

Recovery Date: 27/5/1992

Recovery Location: [DATA EXPUNGED] thrift shop, [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED]

Storage Status: In store at site 21 warehouse.

Recovered Information: This tape originally belonged to a [DATA EXPUNGED] radio DJ. It was frequently played at midnight, as a part of the "Sleep Jazz" broadcasts.

Item: A pink glass vase.

Item Properties: Makes you unsure of the truthfulness of whatever you're trying to describe.

Recovery Date: 4/5/1999ish?

Recovery Location: [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], Germany, maybe?

Storage Status: Pretty sure it's stored in the site 21 warehouse, might need to check that out, though.

Recovered Information: Pretty sure it belonged to a college student, which placed the vase on his professor's table to make him lose focus on lectures. Over time, rumors were spread and the Foundation was contacted.

Note: This thing isn't to be used for pranks. -Dr SM

Item: A Glock-18.

Item Properties: Has infinite ammo.

Recovery Date: 14/7/2003

Recovery Location: [DATA EXPUNGED].

Storage Status: In store at site 21 warehouse.

Recovered Information: Originally used for military training. Soldiers began to notice something suspicious about it and the gun was confiscated a few months later.

Note: This thing isn't to be used for anything, at all. -05-M-010

Item: A laptop running Windows XP.

Item Properties: Never runs out of battery power.

Recovery Date: 9/12/2002.

Recovery Location: [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], Russia.

Storage Status: Currently in possession of Overseer [REDACTED] "Tree".

Recovered Information: The laptop once belonged to a school teacher and what was really surprising is that it was never actually charged. The laptop was given up for testing to site 21 researchers a day before the recovery date documented here. Officially assigned anomalous afterwards.

Item: A VHS tape with a recording of a news broadcast on it.

Item Properties: Loops perfectly and doesn't react to "rewind", "backwards" and "forwards".

Recovery Date: 13/9/91

Recovery Location: [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED], Scotland.

Storage Status: Stored in the site 21 warehouse.

Recovered Information: A part of a failed amateur experiment done by 2 teenagers at a house party.

Note: I will personally find and fire the person who used this as a part of a "ghost" prank. - Overseer [REDACTED].

Item: A 3-dimensional question mark.

Item Properties: Can freely float around empty spaces.

Recovery Date: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Recovery Location: [DATA EXPUNGED] art exhibition, [DATA EXPUNGED], Hungary.

Storage Status: Stored in a locker in the site 21 warehouse.

Recovered Information: Turns into an exclamation mark whenever eye contact is made.