Girl #1: Okay, so you know how my dad asked me if I want­ed to see Count­ing Crows and Ma­roon 5 last week?

Girl #2: Yeah, what the hell was he think­ing?

Girl #1: I dun­no man, but to­day he asked me if I want­ed to see Rush.

Girl #2: Dude, what the fuck?

Girl #1: Well in his de­fense, he thought they were Jour­ney.

–Pizze­ria Uno, South Street Sea­port