The latest bizarre news from a Ukrainian has nothing to do with the Cold War, changing sides or getting screwed by the government, but it does have to do with getting screwed by something cold that’s possibly from the other side. Ukrainian-born actress Natasha Blasick revealed in an interview that she’s had sex with a ghost on more than one occasion and it was “really, really pleasurable.”

Spectrophilia is a fetish where a person is aroused by the thought of sex with a ghost, leading to fantasies, masturbation against mirrors where images are seen and, in the case of Natasha and a few other celebrities, actual sex with a poltergeist, or in this case, polterguys. She says her first encounter was forced. While alone at home in bed, she says felt something enter the room.

“I could feel that somebody was touching me and the hands were pushing me against my will and I could feel the weight of the body on top of me. I couldn’t see anybody but I could feel the pressure, the energy, the warmth pushing in different directions.

Blasick says the ghost came back for more a month later. This time she wasn’t scared.

“I guess I’m the kind of girl that enjoys this sort of thing.”

In religious terms, Natasha hooked up with an incubus, a demon or ghost in a male human form whose intent is usually to impregnate the female, a la “Rosemary’s Baby.” A female ghost or demon would be a succubus. It’s only a matter of time before we’ll need a term for same-sex spectrophilia.

These sex-starved ghosts must prefer celebrities, or vice versa, since the singer Ke$ha claims that her sexual encounter with ghost was an inspiration for one of her songs.

Whatever the case, spectrophilia is rare and, according to psychologist Ciaran O’Keeffe, probably due to sleep paralysis.

To be safe, stick with ghost strippers and pole dancers.