It is absolutely criminal that people in both North and South America, the Caribbean, United Kingdom, Ireland, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland are denied the basic human right to instantly stream Michael Jordan and the Tune Squad engaging in glorious battle with the Monstars in what is quite possibly the most epic game of basketball that has ever been played.

We need to send a message to Netflix. In the words of the Quad City DJ's:



Everybody get up, it's time to jam now.

We've got a real jam goin' down.

Welcome to the Space Jam.

Here's your chance; do your dance at the Space Jam.

Alright.