It's not a turkey, a sign sale, or a massive dance party, but tomorrow someone (we're not sure who) wants to serve you free corn dogs outside Honest Ed's. Who could be behind it? Rob Ford (Corn-Ford Fest)? Those mens' equality people (Phallic-Symbols-Against-Misandry-Fest)? Marxist Nudist Taxidermists (I-don't-even-wanna-know-Fest)?

The free mystery corn dogs will be served Friday, August 22 from 12-3pm in the Honest Ed's alley (581 Bloor St West). Just remember not to sign anything without reading it, and bring a friend who's staying off the 'dogs to guide you through what could be a PCP-laced trip-on-a-stick. Okay, probably not, but safety first.

Update: it's Karma Chamealeon. So much for the danger-zone.

Photo of Corn Dog Love by Denise Rose Photography on flickr.