So, two days ago, I get the exciting email that says, "HOLY SHIT! Your Santa has marked their gift to you shipped!" and so I'm sitting there in my office thinkin' "Nice! Hell yeah! I should see it at the end of this week/beginning of next!"

NOPE! Yesterday I get home after work and see this big freakin' box unassumingly hangin' out at my front door. So I drag that sucker into the living room and open it up to find a giant velvet bag and a note saying, "Hope you can use these with your new cookbooks!"

New cookbooks? What new cookbooks? It's at that moment that I see the notification light going off on my phone. I take a look, and I have two emails from Amazon saying I've been gifted two cookbooks to help me out on this keto journey I've been mildly attempting.

Okay. Fuckin' awesome. Two cookbooks. BUT WHAT'S IN THE GIANT VELVET SACK?!

So I go back, open the sack and find another unmarked box. Alright, Amazon. You're making this easy, I got it.

I open the box that was in the sack, which was in the other box and find myself staring at a brand new RED (my favorite damn color!) kitchen set of pots and pans. How did you know, Santa?! How did you know that I had been contemplating completely replacing all of these items from my boyfriend's kitchen?! (Since I find that I haven't actually cooked a meal at my own place...in almost three years now, since I've been dating the guy.) And how did you know EXACTLY what I would have gotten myself?!

Conclusion? My Colors Santa is a really really shockingly good stalker. And I could not be happier.

Thank you SO SO SO MUCH, damnunicorns! If I ever get you in an exchange, you bet your ass you're getting spoiled to the nth degree, too!