Hell Is Other People (Especially If Those People Are “Channukah Carolers”)

I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone decided h/ch/an/n/uk/kah caroling should be a “thing.” Still, I’m glad that as a society we held off for as long as we did. As this quickie from comedy writer Goldie Hoffman proves, nothing good can come from co-opting the Christmas season’s most annoying tradition:

l’shanah ha’ba-ah in Danville, Kentucky!