NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE AND IS IN NO WAY CALLING FOR ACTUAL VIOLENCE. NPC DAILY IN NO WAY CONDONES VIOLENCE. THE FOLLOWING IS FICTION AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.





We used to think that being a white supremacist and hating minorities and people of color was a requirement in order to be a conservative and vote for Trump. However in recent time, more liberals are being faced with the rather bizarre reality that there are some non-white people who actually support Trump such as Joy Villa, Candace Owens, Diamond and Silk and others. There’s only one explanation to this phenomenon.

They are all white supremacists as well.

Conservatives would be the first ones to challenge the notion that maybe we (the morally right liberals) just don’t understand our opposition. They’d be wrong for thinking this and therefore racist and bigoted.

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Let’s face it – being a white supremacist and being a conservative are one and the same. Therefore as counter-intuitive as it may appear, one does not necessarily need to be white in order to be a white supremacist, given the fact that there are people of color who hate themselves – as demonstrated by their conservative actions.

White supremacy is a state of mind and those who align with Trump are white supremacists by default, regardless of their biological ethnicity. Just as people can identify as their preferred gender, we can spot a white supremacist the moment they open their mouth. If they’re a conservative, it doesn’t matter if they are black or Hispanic – they are a white supremacist and hate minorities. Any efforts of theirs to try to discredit this fact are just lies and should be discarded as we liberals are so fond of doing.