ohhoo man where do I start!

The pearl is VERY nosy. (pun not intended, but I’ll take it)

every time she interacts with me she seems to know something I’ve never told anyone about. sometimes things I don’t even know. she did ask about the mysterious gifter before, so I bet she even saw the encounter the other day.

Amethyst is QUITE the problem. if she isn’t trying to feed them messy foods I have to clean up later, she ends up an awful influence on their behavior.

Her shapeshifting thing is by far the worst. shes always taking the form of earth creatures that could hurt them!! the last thing I need is the lapeeps associating these earth creatures as friendly, especially after the last incident.



The human kid is Steven. hes not as much of a problem as amethyst but I still wish he would stay away. unfortunately their backyard extends up to mine and they’d rather gawk at him instead of listen to me!

I don’t know much about Rose Quartz. she at least keeps to herself but still enables Steven to get close. otherwise shes usually out tending their garden.

whos left.. oh yeah, Garnet? no idea what that fusion does to be honest. and the dad human? something with a G?? must live elsewhere or works a lot, but hes usually over for smelly cookouts. they invite their friends. its the WORST.

I hate them all