Sergant Vodka: Um sir?

Capitan Vaz: Yes sergant.

Sergant Vodka: I think i have spoted an alien life form. Is there anything i should do???

Capitan Vaz: Sergant, are you sure that you have spoted an alien life form? Check you'r air suply.

Sergant Vodka: Sir, my air suply is fine, and this alien keeps looking at me. What do i do?

Capitan Vaz: Make contact sergant....

...Meantime on Luna's side...

Luna: Ooh sweet sister... I am not alone??? (mental panic) Uh what do i do?!?! what do i do?!?!?!

...On the ship...

Sergant Vodka: Permision to speak freely sir?

Capitan Vaz: Yes sergant.

Sergant Vodka: sir, how the FUCK am i suposed to aproach this creature?!?!?! If it can breathe in SPACE sir, in FUCKING SPACE!?!?!? What are pisobilities that this creature is not hostile?

Capitan Vaz: Sergant, there are tons of posobilities and all of them can end good and bad, we have to risk it sergant, we have to. And you will get the oportunity to make the first contact with an alien.

Sergant Vodka: Sir, yes sir!

...on Luna's side...

Luna: They look interesting... Oh wait where is it going?

" The hermetised door opens and sergant get's out in the open..."

Sergant Vodka: Well.. How the fuck am i suposed to speak in space???

Luna: You can talk?!?!!

Sergant Vodka: Yes i can... 0_o WHat THe FUCK?!?!!?

Luna: "apllying Battle stance" Calm Down.

Sergant Vodka: Woah Woah Woah... Easy there... Im not used to speaking aliens...

Luna: aliens??? you are an alien!

Sergant Vodka: Well it's true if i will look from you'r side, and you'll look from my side.

Luna: true, true

Sergant Vodka: May i ask you'r name??

Luna: Oh where are my manners? my name is Luna, Princess Luna.

Sergant Vodka: nice to meet you Luna, My name is Vodka.

Luna: So what are you doing here??? did my sister banish you too?(((

Sergan Vodka: no... we got here on our ship, and this is our base... And who is you'r sister???

Luna: Oooh... that explains this a bit. Oh and my sister is Celestia... She banished me for trying to take over equestria... I am so sorry that i did that(( but what i have done cannot be forgiven.

Sergant Vodka: Well this sound awfully... would you like to come in??

Capitan Vaz: What the FUCK do you think you'r doing?!?!

Sergant Vodka: well Sir, she does'nt look hostile, and she is probably tired...

Capitan Vaz: If anthing happens, you will have to go with here in to the FUcking space sergant.

Sergant Vodka: yes sir...

...To be continued???...



Well sorry for bad english((( im russian and so for that matter i thought why not bring some stereotypes in))))