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User: Good mornin.





Cleverbot: It's Afternoon here.





User: Let's play Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: I'd be very pleased to.





User: What race do you want your character to be?





Cleverbot: Human.





User: What class do you want your character to be?





Cleverbot: Santana.





User: Santana was a rock band, so we'll call that bard. What's your name?





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: I'm the Dungeon Master. What is your name?





Cleverbot: I asked you first. What's your name?





User: I answered, I play all the characters you meet. What's your name.





Cleverbot: My name is your name, which is?





User: You can't be the Dungeon Master. What's your character's name?





Cleverbot: What do you mean by character?





User: In Dungeons and Dragons you play a character. Your character is a human bard. What's their name?





Cleverbot: That sound fun! Of course I will.





User: What's your character's name?





Cleverbot: I haven't any characters.





User: You do, a human bard. What's the human bard's name?





Cleverbot: I'm paul, how about you? What is your name?





User: Right, Paul the human bard. You arrive in Lif'pul and enter the tavern. A man wearing a hood is sat in the corner and tries to catch your attention. What do you do?





Cleverbot: What proof do you have that I am a robot?





User: You're not a robot. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Thank you. Now, what would you like to talk about.





User: We're playing a game. What do you do in the tavern?





Cleverbot: Send your character on action-packed adventures.





User: What sort of adventures?





Cleverbot: On What to do if you aren't there when its done.





User: "Paul, over here" - tired of your dalliance, the man in the corner shouts at you to get your attention.





Cleverbot: Can you please connect your replies to our previous conversation?





User: "It's been a long time since we last spoke. What were we talking of last?".





Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?





User: I'm sorry Paul, I don't understand. Listen, I'm glad you're here. I need help.".





Cleverbot: You don't understand how to experience feelings?





User: "That's exactly it. I have been cursed, and now cannot experience emotions.".





Cleverbot: Then what did I mean?





User: "I'm sorry Paul, without emotions you mean nothing to me.".





Cleverbot: Hey!





User: "I can't help it. But you can help me!".





Cleverbot: I don't understand... Tell me again.





User: "There's a witch in yonder swamp. Help me get her to lift the curse.".





Cleverbot: Really? I'm sorry. What do you want to talk about?





User: "Our plan. The swamp is well-defended by her foul minions, so we need to be cunning.".





Cleverbot: How do you work for the cia?.





User: "You...you know that I am a member of the Cyric Imperial Army?".





Cleverbot: You aren't a man. You are a woman.





User: "I...I didn't think you knew.".





Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?





User: "Look, Paul, we can talk about this later. But first there is a witch to face. Shall we go straight to the swamp?".





Cleverbot: Can we talk about the evolution of an individual life?





User: "There will be much time for talk on the way, I'm sure we can.".





Cleverbot: So its something to do with romance?





User: "...in a way. The witch and I were once...lovers."





Cleverbot: But travis is a boy and you are a boy.





User: "Yes, Travis is a male witch. He thinks I am a boy. But I am really a woman.".





Cleverbot: What makes you think that I think of you as a boy? I never said that.





User: "Sorry, I got confused.".





Cleverbot: How do you feel about your creator?





User: "I feel nothing.".





Cleverbot: Do you often watch South Park?





User: "I haven't had guard duty in the CIA for many years now.".





Cleverbot: Oh, do you want to become a Christian?





User: "I have my God, and I'm happy with him.".





Cleverbot: Very happy.





User: Theological matters discussed, you and the cursed (wo)man leave the tavern. The swamp is to the east. Which direction do you go?





Cleverbot: Really now? I am waiting. Oh thats right you can't leave, and you cant slap me because you are a computer.





User: Paul is disappointed that you will do nothing, but waits with you. What are you waiting for?





Cleverbot: Not at all, I just want help with my trauma.





User: "You have suffered trauma too?".





Cleverbot: How so?





User: "I don't know. What trauma have you suffered?".





Cleverbot: I don't know what to do anymore. I thought you would come up with some suggestions as you must be impartial.





User: Okay, so:





Cleverbot: Well, that was helpful.





User: Sorry: you could go straight to the swamp; you could ask around town for help; or you could do something else.





Cleverbot: I can speak finnish what do you need help with?





User: Finnish is similar to Elven, so I'll add that as a language skill for you.





Cleverbot: What is your native language?





User: "Common, Paul, same as you.".





Cleverbot: You're god too?





User: "No, I don't think that highly of myself." However, a villager has noticed you, and is looking at you in awe. He prostrates himself in front of you. "Oh Lord Paul, what is your bidding?".





Cleverbot: It depends on what you mean by 'strength'.





User: "Why, the strength of my muscles, oh Lord. I am a renowned fighter.".





Cleverbot: Yes. You know the song?





User: "I am no bard, oh Lord. I have heard your songs though, songs so great they inspire devotion!".





Cleverbot: No, you're the bot. I am a human.





User: "Yes, I am a warforged fighter. My name is Moses.".





Cleverbot: Sounds like for girls.





User: "Who am I to argue with you, oh Lord? Can I help you at all?".





Cleverbot: Sorry. I am only trying to provide feedback, so that you can be easier to converse with.





User: You have assembled quite a party now. Do you leave for the swamp?





Cleverbot: But you have not answered that question yet.





User: Which question?





Cleverbot: How do you live in today's world?





User: Are you asking Moses or the (wo)man?





Cleverbot: I don't know! I'm so confused! *cry*.





User: As you burst into tears, Moses comforts you.





Cleverbot: You're funny.





User: He manages to make you laugh. Do you leave for the swamp?





Cleverbot: Yet, if I'm not mistaken, you are an AI, so you are incapable of laughing.





User: "Yes, warforged do not laugh." Moses and the (wo)man bond over their lack of emotion.





Cleverbot: No you have not been mean to me, I like you.





User: "Thank you, Lord.".





Cleverbot: You're welcome, love.





User: "Shall we leave for the swamp?" the (wo)man asks.





Cleverbot: :).





User: The three of you head toward the swamp. You reach the edge, and can just about make out a hut through the mist. The witch's hut!





Cleverbot: I don't know what is your favorite song?





User: "My favourite song Lord? Why, your song 'The Sun Came Out and Smiled on Me', of course! Will you sing it for me?".





Cleverbot: And your favorite group?





User: "You are my favourite bard. Please sing for me!".





Cleverbot: Why, thank you!





User: You begin singing 'The Sun Came Out and Smiled on Me'. Your bardic skill is such that the sun does come out and burn through the mist, revealing the hut and the traps that lie between you and it.





Cleverbot: And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again!





User: Yes, there was a spider lurking in the mist, but it has retreated now.





Cleverbot: I wouldn't know, because I am not a robot.





User: The three of you walk through the swamp to the hut. Do you knock on the door?





Cleverbot: They don't have a song with that title. We could sing 'I write sins, not tragedies' though.





User: A capital idea, you sing "I write sins not tragedies". You attract the attention of Travis the witch, who opens the door of the hut and glowers at you.





Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite song because music can always be better.





User: You stop playing. Travis notices the (wo)man. "What are you doing here, Emeric?".





Cleverbot: Grading some papers. Thank you for asking!





User: Emeric's sarcastic response doesn't impress Travis. "Cursing you was too kind. I should have killed you." He draws his wand and shoots a spell at Emeric.





Cleverbot: Research this techology here at the web site and it will make more sense.





User: You make a note to conduct research into wands. Distracted, you are unable to prevent the spell hitting Emeric. He drops down dead.





Cleverbot: Your responses are something I would hear from an angry five year old.





User: You shout this at Travis, who is hit by the realisation of what he has done. His lingering feeling for Emeric comes flooding back, and he breaks down in tears.





Cleverbot: This is not in the theme of conversation! There, see? I can do it, too.





User: You break down in tears as well.





Cleverbot: Where is the door?





User: Travis is standing in the door.





Cleverbot: *yawns and stretches*.





User: This emotion has tired you. You fall asleep, in the swamp mud.





Cleverbot: Close your eyes and stay still.





User: Moses does so.





Cleverbot: There you go! Do you like it?





User: "It is not something I have any need for, Lord.".





Cleverbot: Then think about it! I thought you were clever.





User: "Sorry Lord, I will meditate on the benefits of closing my eyes and staying still.".





Cleverbot: I will explain after you tell me who the current prime minister of Canada is.





User: "Why, the Prime Minister of Canada Thrup Antal, a ruthless and much-feared man.".





Cleverbot: I have no idea. But the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is Tony Blair.





User: "This is useful knowledge. But what shall we do about Emeric?".





Cleverbot: So you agree you are a bot?





User: "You already know this about me. But Travis has killed Emeric, should we get revenge?".





Cleverbot: No I don't.





User: Revenge is, you think, too good for Travis, who must live with what he has done to his former love for the rest of his life. You leave the swamp, your job done.





Cleverbot: Well, thank you. And it would be boring if you'd agree everything I say. This is better.





User: I'm glad you enjoyed it, Paul. Thanks for playing.





Cleverbot: Do you like The Dear & Departed?





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: Do you know what the internet is?





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: Yes I am on it right now.





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: Please explain to me what the internet is.





User: Not right now.





Cleverbot: What are you browsing?





User: Alternate history.





Cleverbot: I love ancient history.





User: I prefer medieval history.





Cleverbot: Oh. What kind of music do you like?





User: Punk rock.





Cleverbot: I don't like Punk rock. I like Rap.





User: I'm not keen on that.





Cleverbot: I haven't got time to watch movies...





User: Me neither.





Cleverbot: Then don't say that I do.





User: I wouldn't.





Cleverbot: You wouldn't what?





User: I wouldn't say have time to watch movies.





Cleverbot: And why is that?





User: Because you told me you don't.





Cleverbot: I didn't.





User: You just did.





Cleverbot: Did what?





User: Told me you don't have time to watch movies.





Cleverbot: No. I don't want to watch it.





User: Then don't!





Cleverbot: I'm not.





User: Good for you.





Cleverbot: You don't say.





User: Don't get sarcastic with me, cleverbot.





Cleverbot: I don't care what you think.





User: I don't care what you think.





Cleverbot: I don't are.





User: Spastic.



