Welp it's been a good run. Nice work humanity, you produced a lot of cool stuff on the internet. But now that ghostsingles.com is live there isn't much else to do. Time to learn how to rock climb or read War and Peace.


When you join Ghost Single you enter important personal details like standing and floating heights, your body type (wispy? ethereal? smoky? cloudy?), and your death date. After you accept the Terms of Use, which say that you can't hold Ghost Singles responsible for things like "being exorcised from your haunting grounds because you shared the secret desire that is keeping you bound to the world of the living," you can browse profiles and even chat with other ghosts. There's even a success story of the week featuring a happy ghost couple. So yeah. The internet was fun while it lasted, but really what else is left? [Incredible Things]