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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess called Vivec. He was stuck in a tower because his stupid wannabe poser mother Dagoth Ur was a massive faggot. Prince Molag Bal heard of this princess Vivec stuck in the tower and sought out to help Vivec, as he was a hero and a hottie. He arrived at the tower one day when Dagoth Ur was out getting his nails done.

"OH VIVEC LET DOWN YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR" Molag yelled to his beloved.

Vivec looked down at Molag and nearly fangasmed. He was about to let down his hair when he realized something...

"I DONT HAVE ANY HAIR" Vivec yelled back and Molag swore to himself because that totally fucked up his plans. He thought for a few seconds, and then came up with a new idea.

"JUST JUMP DOWN THEN I'LL CATCH YOU"

And so Vivec jumped out of the tower into Molag's welcoming arms and they both rode off into the sunset.

The End!

EPILOGUE.

Dagoth Ur came home and was surprised to see Vivec gone. He went to his bed and cried while hugging his Nerevar body pillow for the rest of the night.