However, the burning question in my mind and everyone else's was what exactly did a Wank Battle entail. I had my guesses. But after hearing WomenLover007's explanation, I ended up with more questions than answers.

As someone that was simply enthralled with The Porn King once he went viral on Twitter and KMarko's exquisite blog above, I considered this week's episodes of Dog Walk with @PornStarLover4L two Must Listen podcasts because there were just so many questions. What was it like being the digital sausage king of Chicago? How did he blow 28 loads in 23 days? What did Team Jada Stevens even mean? As you would expect, Eddie asked all those questions and more in an extremely funny yet respectful manner.

I was interested before but now my interest has been piqued and I want to know what the Wank Battle life is like. Maybe I'll like it, maybe I'll hate it. But I figure you shouldn't knock it til you try it, right? Years of marriage and parenting have sapped most of my libido, so I can assure you this isn't a horniness thing but more so a curiosity thing. I don't know if I'm supposed to challenge someone by slapping in the face with a glove like it's a duel, how long you have to stare at a picture before responding, and if I'm supposed to choose my picture subject like it's a Trial By Combat or if my opponent chooses it for me.

All I know is I want to engage in Wank Battling at least one time thanks to Dog Walk (which everyone should download/subscribe/Rate 5 stars right now because it's honestly one of the best podcasts Barstool puts out) and I'd rather Wank Battle against someone I know before potentially Wank Battling against random internet stranger heathens.

So I challenge another Barstool blogger that has dreamt of being a gladiator but would rather enter a DM ring than a Rough N Rowdy ring. Me, you, the Barstool Wank Battle of 2020. Two bloggers enter, one leaves a little more relaxed than the other.

P.S. If this blog is considered a violation of any sort of HR policy at Barstool Sports, it was just a prank.