OH, I FEEL LIKEI'VE RUN A MARATHON.

OKAY, THE 2:30 FLIGHT TOCHEYENNE HAS BOARDED.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOUDIDN'T MAKE IT.

WHAT-- WELL OF COURSE,I DIDN'T MAKE IT !

THE LINE TO CHECK INWAS TWO HOURS LONG

AND THE SECURITY LINE WASTWO HOURS MORE !

YEAH, NO PROBLEM, THOUGH.

WE'LL GET YOU ON THE 7:00amFLIGHT TOMORROW MORNING.

I CAN'T GO TOMORROWTHE JIZZFEST IS TONIGHT !

WOULD YOU LIKE A WINDOWOR AN AISLE SEAT ?

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE !

YOU KNOW, I SEEM TO REMEMBERWHEN THE AIRLINES SAID

"WE NEED A $15 BILLION BAILOUTFROM THE TAXPAYERS."

MM, OKAY, HAVE ANY OFYOUR PERSONAL ITEMS

BEEN OUT OF YOURPOSSESSION SINCE YOU LEFT ?

WELL, WE GAVE THEMTHE $15 BILLION

AND THEY FIRED THEIREMPLOYEES ANYWAY,

SO NOW WE HAVE THREE PEOPLETO CLEAR 400 PASSENGERS !

HEY, HE'S RIGHT !

(crowd)Yeah !

OKAY, AND YOUR BAGS HAVEBEEN WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES ?

SO WHERE DIDTHAT MONEY GO ?

I'LL TELL YOUWHERE IT WENT !

IT WENT RIGHTINTO THE POCKETS

OF THE PRESIDENTS ANDC.E.O.s OF THE AIRLINES,

SO THEY CAN KEEP THEIRMULTI-MILLION DOLLAR SALARIES !

(crowd)Yeah !

AND HERE'S YOUR BOARDING PASSFOR TOMORROW MORNING.

YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT USHOWEVER YOU WANT

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO FLY !

WELL, I'LL TELL YOUWHAT, SALLY SASS-A-LOT

I'M GONNA COME UP WITHA NEW MODE OF TRANSPORTATION.

A-A BRAND NEW VEHICLE

THAT WILL PUT ALL YOUBASTARDS OUT OF BUSINESS !

(crowd)Yeah !

YOU THINKI CAN'T DO IT ?

I'VE GOT A MASTERS DEGREEIN MECHANICAL ENGINEERING

AT DENVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

YOU WATCH ME !

C'MON EVERYBODY !

YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !

CAN I GET ON THAT7:30am FLIGHT ?