New reviews are all seen at the 2nd run theatre on dollar day in East Providence. Films are rated based on how much money I would spend on them without feeling ripped off, with six dollars being the highest rating possible, 'cause it's the most I ever want to spend on a movie.

If you are dying to have my opinion on a movie not several weeks after it's already been out, you could definitely send me money (to thisisnotatimemachine aaaaaaatttttttt gmail) and I will totally use it on your movie of choice, I swear. Plus I will dedicate the review to you. In short, send me money, I am poor.