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Channel 10 is being applauded today for its decision to bring back the generational sensation that was Cheez TV.

The decision comes as the nation cries out for content, and comforting, following the ripping and tearing of the coronavirus crisis.

“It should come as some exciting, and some reassuring news for our nation’s Millenials, and current children who aren’t consuming all of their media via Tik Tok and Snapchat,” explained Channel 10’s Head of Programming today.

The popular program was a children’s show that ran from 1995 through to 2004, and provided a reassuring and pleasurable start to the school day for millions of Australian kids.

In an effort to try and create the same routine for that generation, who are now set to shoulder the burden of an economy geared to benefit older Australians, Channel 10 says it will be bringing back hosts Ryan and Jade for the perfect morning program.

“Don’t worry, we won’t have any of that aerobics shit on before,” laughed the Channel 10 exec.

“We’ll put music videos on for an hour beforehand, so if you are early, you won’t have to watch ladies in lycra doing strange routines.”

“And we’ll make it super lo-fi to ensure we hit that desire nostalgia chord.”

Channel 10 has set the air date to the 27th of April, with a mammoth effort expected to get the show up and running ASAP.

It’s believed ABC may try and resurrect Rollercoaster too.

More to come.