Jack: I'm fine... I mean who shoots someone in the armpit?



Glasses: If its small arms fire like 9mm out of a short barrel then even I would shoot you in the armpit.



Jack: What ! WHY? Sounds like purely a dick move.



Glasses: Because you look, sound and smell like an agent. And any one that fits that description likely wears soft body armor underneath their shirt. These armor types always lack coverage around the armpits as to not adversely affect mobility.



Jack: ...



Glasses: I'm gonna guess your lack of basic training knowledge comes from the blood loss and drugs still in your system and not due to ignorance. *turns away and whispers* Best agent my tail.



Jack: -_-+ Nice to see you again too.