STEVE MARTIN You know, I was thinking today, Chris, that we both have hosted the Oscars before and this is such an incredible demotion. They don’t really have hosts anymore. Why is that?

ROCK Twitter. Everybody’s got an embarrassing tweet somewhere. I know I do.

MARTIN A couple of years ago, there was a big disaster here at the Oscars where they accidentally read out the wrong name, and it was nobody’s fault, but they have guaranteed that this will not happen this year, because the Academy has switched to the new Iowa caucus app. But what a night!

ROCK I don’t know, Steve. I’m a little conflicted, you know? I was driving here tonight and seeing the terrible homeless problem in L.A. —

MARTIN Thank you, Chris. So many stars! Oh my god, there’s Brad Pitt. It’s like looking in a mirror.

ROCK Mahershala Ali is here tonight. Mahershala has two Oscars. You know what that means when the cops pull him over? Nothing. Jeff Bezos is here.

MARTIN Oh, wow, great actor.

ROCK He’s got cash. When he writes the check, the bank bounces. Jeff Bezos is so rich, he got divorced and he’s still the richest man in the world. He saw “Marriage Story” and thought it was a comedy. Steve, do you have anything you want to add about Mr. Bezos?