So I LOVE Friday, don't you?

Heading into the weekend, getting to spend time with loved ones!

And my dog, who I love very much. He is a tremendous dog.

Roof roof he says! As he waddles in and out his kennel.

Every morning noon and night, OUT of the kennel for dog treats and back in.

But I digress. We need to keep our dogs in kennels, folks.

Loose dogs can spread panic, worry and fleas.

Understanding why dogs flee their kennels is so important.

Especially when drugs are POURING across our southern border and infecting our youth.

And I also have a cat. He sat in a hat, on a mat.

Rarely did he leave his hat to sit on the mat.

Even in [random news piece about internet privacy] he would not leave his hat, or the mat, or even the flat.

Folks, we have the worst trade deals in the history of trade deals.

And they're only going to get worse!

God only knows how much they could worsen with dogs and cats everywhere.

Good trade deals can't happen with dogs running across the room and cats leaving their mats via their hats.

Only bears leaving their chairs will influence amazing trade deals.

The debate on this issue has now been closed.

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