Fall Camp: 2013

Oh God, August. The fucking worst.

Is a guy we’ve never heard of and will never hear about once the season starts “showing potential?” Is [insert position group here] ready to pick up the slack? Has a virgin been sacrificed to Imani Cross yet?

So many questions. None of them important. The only real news to ever come out of fall camp is bad: season-ending injuries, crimes, etc. So the fact that the Huskers have had a relatively news-free August is a welcome sight. Apparently we got all the crime sprees out of the way earlier in the summer. (AVERY MOSS ALLEGED DONG FLOP FOR THE WIN!)

If you’ve missed any pre-season reporting, let me summarize: offense will set the world on fire. Defense is a dumpster fire. Nobody wants to catch punts.

Today in the Tunnel, Bo gets the rundown on off-season mishaps, Imani comes of age and Taylor has a new best friend. I hope you love it. Next one will be posted the Friday before the Wyoming game. That’s right, we’re playing Wyoming. See you then.

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