Today The Yellow Jacket takes a break from it’s usual serious tone to bring you a heartwarming tale of human volunteerism. MATH 2401 Section E had gone all through the semester so far without an established “That Guy”. The unfortunate class had nobody to answer rhetorical questions, laugh audibly at terrible jokes, and just generally think they’re more important to the class than they really are. However, despite it being halfway through the fall semester, a lowly second year decided to step up and fill that void this week.

“I really thought we were gonna have to get by this semester without a ‘That Guy’,” one classmate told reporters. “It was weird finishing an entire lesson without somebody asking a question from 2 sections ahead.”



“He’s actually perfect for the role,” said the section’s TA. “Up until that point I always saw him but never really knew his name. It was just a matter of time before he became the irritating presence we all needed. I only wish I knew who he thought he was impressing…”



It is unclear now whether or not the newly-appointed “That Guy” will don the standard uniform of cargo shorts and a Doctor Who t-shirt, but there is a kickstarter campaign in the works to make sure this bold volunteer has the materials he needs to make all eyes collectively roll.