by Chris Black

In a related story, the Miss America Pageant will not be broadcast this year due to a total lack of viewers and sponsors. Joke aside, after turning America’s campuses into leftist indoctrination centers and Hollywood into a hard-core propaganda machine for cultural marxism, now it’s Miss America pageant’s turn to get slapped over the head and benefit from a reeducation session, courtesy of our unhinged leftists who want to control every aspect of our lives, rewrite history as they see fit and dictate the moral imperative of the day with impunity. Yes, I am triggered, and that’s because my favorite philosophy show, Miss America Swim Suit Edition respectively, is no more. If you think this is a matter of small concern, think again: as the great philosopher Yamamoto Tsunetomo used to say back in the day, matters of small concern should be treated seriously.

When it comes to the left’s takeover of America, there’s no such thing as a small matter to begin with, believe me; their philosophy is to bring death upon our great American traditions by a thousand cuts. Getting back to our news story, we just learned that today’s a sad day for patriotic Americans, as Miss America just announced it will put the kibosh on the swimsuit portion of their beauty pageant (the best and most uplifting part of the show). Instead, these gorgeous women will have to stay dressed up and answer to a Q&A session. If you were born after the last rain, here’s what you’ll be missing from now on:

Do I see a tear in your eyes already? All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain…When there’s a commie in the room, nothing’s sacred anymore. Hell, they even want to redefine beauty standards, and to brainwash people into believing that we should love either orca-fat chicks or Miss Somalia types, just look on what’s happening on FTV for God’s sake. The social justice warriors already ruined the Boy Scouts and Miss America, and it’s only June. What will the end of the year bring us? These are sour times my friends. Here’s from an ABC News report:

“Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition and will no longer judge contestants based on physical appearance, the organization announced Tuesday. “We are no longer a pageant,” Gretchen Carlson, the first former Miss America to be named chair of the Board of Trustees of the Miss America Organization, said on “GMA.” “We are a competition.” In place of the swimsuit portion of the competition, Miss America contestants will now take part in a live interactive session with the judges, according to the organization. The contestants from all 50 states and the District of Columbia will be asked to demonstrate their passion, intelligence and overall understanding of the job of Miss America.”

This is weapons-grade stupidity by any definition. The truth is, this is all the work of the joyless shrew, former FOX info-babe Margaret Carlson, Miss America 1965 if memory serves, who is now “woke” and wants everyone to be aware that she won because of her beautiful mind, not because she’s a formerly hot piece of ass, so TAKE HER SERIOUSLY SERIOUS, amigo, or she’ll sue you for sexual thought crimes.

Sometimes I think that Somewhere in Castle Soros there is a constipated social justice bureaucrat, whose sole function is to turn long standing successful franchises into kitty litter. Can’t wait for the “interview sessions” where they will be graded on their answers according to their faithfulness to progressive- left wing ideology. What we will end up with is a bunch of fat, triggered, women’s studies majors droning on about the patriarchy and gender issues. Of course, that’s only if they don’t start allowing in transsexuals, which I’m sure is next.

So long Miss America, you had a nice run.