On Halloween, Reddit user priceless_ was away from home, so, being a “good guy,” the user left FULL candy bars outside their residence with a note that read “Help yourself but be considerate!”

How much is considerate? You be the judge—because a hidden camera on the user’s porch recorded every trick-or-treater that stopped by the residence (genius).

Ah, the first group arrives. Surprise, surprise—the girls only take a few pieces of candy.

Uh oh. Here comes the teenagers—too cool to dress up in a costume.

This grabby group takes seconds, and thirds, and fourths, and fifths, oh my! But …. at least they are still nice enough to leave plenty of candy bars behind for the next batch o’ rugrats.

All of a sudden, somebody’s mom—dressed as a Playboy bunny or some kind of “sexy” Easter bunny?—appears.

And the greedy bandit-in-question fills her entire basket with candy bars, teaching her son a valuable lesson: screw other people!

…Uh, sorry dude.

Maybe her thievery had something to do with age? Life lesson—the older you get the more of an asshole you become?

Redditors were very disappointed with Mom and Edward Scissorhands?

And you just know Mom is not going to share the stolen wealth with her kids.

But maybe, just maybe, Mom is stealing all the candy to save children from a lifetime of diabetes. A health crusader on a mission?

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