Imagine you hate your job. Like really, really hate your job. And that you kind of look like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. You most likely would have the incentive to start a new career, or go back to school, or maybe volunteer.

For the honorable Rev. Kevin Gray of Waterbury, Connecticut, priesthood wasn't exactly the most fulfilling of positions. So instead of parting ways with his parish and seek better pastures, he steals 1.3 million dollars over a period of seven years from the congregation.

And what did he spend it on? Male escorts in New York City, baby!

He was also spending around 50,000 dollars on things like Louis Vuitton goods and gym fees. He paid for the community college tuition of one of his male "payees," and he paid for piano lessons and veterinarian bills for another man he met in Central Park.

"He's certainly an example of someone who was leading a double life," the police said after he was investigated and arrested. Indeed.

The worst part? He told his congregation he was suffering from cancer to gain medical leave and spend all that money.