No, no, no! Here it is: Why not just cut off one leg, then stand on your other leg while you hold the melon up in the air like you're waving a big round heavy green melon-land flag? The next step is to find a friend with a machete and a good pitching arm (and two legs). You then see that he can get a running start when he pitches the machete at the watermelon, so you hop up and down while he takes the device like a machete and flings it curve-ball-style right towards the center of the melon and --because he's also a magician -- the blade spins down like a ninja and slices the thing through the middle, twists in one decisive motion and carves the seed ring right outta the center, and those seeds fly out into the garden and plant themselves a watermelon tree. This idea is a good one, by the way, because when the watermelon tree is grown tall , you can cut yourself a branch and use it to fashion a brand new leg for yourself, and then the next time you need the seeds sliced out of a watermelon, you won't have to hop, so your friend the pitcher-magician can skip the curveball and just throw a regular old fast one. Moral of the story? "When you gots a magician, you don't need no MRI." Happy Holidays! ;)