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A Day in the Life of a Writer Monday, 8:01 am Rat: Today I will write ten pages. 8:02 am Rat: Whoa, can't write without coffee. 8:17 am Rat: !@#$, now I'm hungry. 8:50 am Rat: I need inspiration I'll watch YouTube. 11:55 am Rat: hahahahaha 12:00 pm Rat: Lunch break. 1:13 pm Rat: Still not inspired. I need a walk. 2:26 pm Rat: Okay, now I'm ready. 2:28 pm Rat: Whoa. No printer ink. I'll buy some. 4:15 pm Rat: Okay, now I'm all set. 4:19 pm Rat: But could use more coffee. 4:36 pm Rat: And one game of 'words with friends.' 4:58 pm 4:59 pm Pig: Hey rat, it's me, Pig, wonder if you have time to talk. 5:00 pm Rat: Great, now you've wasted my whole day. I give up. Tuesday, 8:01 am Rat: Today I will write twenty pages.