Well this is embarrassing. A Queensland man has travelled to Kentucky, of fried chicken and fundamentalist fame, and made them look like Stockholm at the Nobel Prize after-party.

Perhaps it’s because Anti-Immigration Minister Scott Morrison is maintaining such a laser-like focus on getting all those Indonesian fishing boats off western Sydney’s freeways that border control somehow slipped up and let Ken Ham out of the country.

I’m sorry, Kentucky. We could have kept him here, you know. We have a large containment facility where we store all of our Ken Hams, a free range Wallyworld we like to call the Sunshine State. I’m not sure how Ham got out of the Queensland high school system where he had been teaching – ahem – science, and made his way to your fair shores, but, sorry about that.

If it helps we cringed a lot as the cheerful creationist debated your popular scientist Mr Bill Nye, wherein by debate I meant faithfully repeat things that couldn’t possibly be true over and over until the audience – which topped a million viewers online – began to imagine that maybe Russell Crowe did build a big boat and squeeze 14,000 pairs of animals on board just to avoid the big flood that gave Kevin Costner gills in Waterworld because that would also explain why the polar caps are melting because God is keeping his options open. Or something.