Aw, they look so cute together! X3

Me: Spike and Spine standing 'in' a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! X3

Rarity: Enough! DX

Twilight: Standing 'in' a tree! Cause we're inside the tree, how clever! X3

Rarity: Now is not the time, Twilight, can you not see we have a crisis on our hooves! I'm loosing my little assistant to this, this hussy!

Twilight: Rarity, calm down, Spike is allowed to have a girlfriend.

Rarity: Girlfriend, of all the worst possible things, This Is The Worst Possible Thing! XO *faints on her chair*