Without even bothering to fish around in his pockets for a minute before claiming he must have left them in his other pants, Snoop Dogg has once again revealed that he has absolutely no fucks to give.

This time, the rapper slash stoner wizard slash shameless self-promoter you can’t help but love has one-upped himself by attempting to rent the entire country of Liechtenstein for a music video.

Liechtensteiners and Liechtensteinerin were reportedly fairly open to the idea of letting Snoop and his entourage penetrate their small, doubly-landlocked country, with its alpine villages and castles, but sadly, it was not to be.

According to Vulture, Liechtenstein property agent Karl Schwaerzler said “we’ve had requests for places and villages but never one to hire the whole country before. It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg’s management did not give us enough time.”

If Kanye or Justin Bieber had attempted a stunt on this scale, people would rightly have mocked their hubris and told them to go get fucked, but the fact that it’s the perpetually-baked Game Of Thrones-loving Snoop only makes him more endearing.

Liechtenstein is the fourth-smallest country in Europe, behind Vatican City, Monaco and San Marino, so there’s still hope, although we hear Pope Francis is more of an East Coast guy so Snoop better not hold his breath.

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