Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Newsweek says YOU’RE the creator of Bitcoin.

We hear reporters are camped outside your door, your Prius is being chased down residential streets, and you’re in Los Angeles, our backyard and the media capital of the world. It’s time to escape.

Your friends at CheapAir.com, the first travel site to accept Bitcoin for flights and hotels globally, and located within miles of you in Los Angeles, would like to offer you a free flight out of LA. We’ll even pick you up. Just call one of our travel advisors and we’ll take care of the rest.

Good luck,

The team at CheapAir.com