Alexander Otium > o7

Alexander Otium > Whadup?

T1ny Head > Ok so heres the deal

T1ny Head > Ive been following your project for a few weeks

Alexander Otium > Neat

T1ny Head > You carry yourself awfully as weve stated before

T1ny Head > Now i come to you with a choice

Alexander Otium > ooooh

Alexander Otium > scandalous

T1ny Head > Your eviction is in 20days

Alexander Otium > bring it nerd

T1ny Head > DO you want to let your members know?

Alexander Otium > They're not my members

T1ny Head > Oh

Alexander Otium > they're just people who live in a citadel

Alexander Otium > lol

T1ny Head > We have apis from your corp buddy

Alexander Otium > oooh I'm sooooo scared

Alexander Otium > I don't ask for anyone's API's so I'm not sure how you'd get them

T1ny Head > Why are you buyin up all the sleeper sell orders out of interest?

Alexander Otium > So I can ship it out for a profit obviously

T1ny Head > How do you plan to ship it out

T1ny Head > when you have no hole control

Alexander Otium > Probably in an instant-aligning interceptor in the middle of the night

T1ny Head > Consider this your 3 week warning

Alexander Otium > I'm sooooo scared

T1ny Head > If you want to negotiate

T1ny Head > Now is the time

Alexander Otium > I'm positively quivering in my pantaloons

T1ny Head > We wont once mobalized

Alexander Otium > my nipples are turgid

T1ny Head > How many people moved out today?

Alexander Otium > idk some nerds who can't do math

T1ny Head > ive counted a lot of DSTS going one way

T1ny Head > full with stuff

T1ny Head > going kspace

Alexander Otium > yeah ERRAD left

Alexander Otium > it's not a secret

Alexander Otium > they failed to sell 1bil ISK worth of +1 implants so they got mad at me and left

T1ny Head > More than errad

Alexander Otium > There wasn't much more than ERRAD so okay lol

T1ny Head > No they got mad cause you have zero clues

Alexander Otium > They knew that going into it

Alexander Otium > so that's on them

T1ny Head > What do you say to the rumours stating you dont even know the mass limits of your own hole?

T1ny Head > Or what mass limit is

T1ny Head > Or what a static was

Alexander Otium > lol

T1ny Head > Enquiring minds want to know

Alexander Otium > You're a silly goose

T1ny Head > No my friend

T1ny Head > Im a rich asshole

Alexander Otium > Neat

T1ny Head > And theyre the worst

Alexander Otium > Can I have your stuff?

T1ny Head > I put it to you

T1ny Head > You wont be playing eve

T1ny Head > in a month

Alexander Otium > I probably will be

T1ny Head > any thoughts?

Alexander Otium > I'm soooooooo terrified

T1ny Head > Need quotes for reddit you see

Alexander Otium > What ever shall I do

Alexander Otium > my internet money will be blown up

T1ny Head > Uh RL monies

T1ny Head > we have your API

T1ny Head > i see how many plex you sold last month

T1ny Head > .....

Alexander Otium > ooooh I'm sooooooooooo scared

T1ny Head > why lie bro?

Alexander Otium > I'm too poor irl to buy plex on a regular basis

Alexander Otium > Your bluffing only makes me harder

Alexander Otium > Talk dirty to me

Alexander Otium > Tell me I'm a bad PLEXer

T1ny Head > Your going to fail

Alexander Otium > yeah, say it in my ear

T1ny Head > As stated

T1ny Head > :)

Alexander Otium > Tell me how useless I am

Alexander Otium > ooohhhhhhhh yeah

T1ny Head > other people already have

Alexander Otium > That makes me all tingly in my nether regions

T1ny Head > Im just here to remind you

T1ny Head > of what i said today

T1ny Head > need pastebins

Alexander Otium > Feel my veins pulse with the passion of a thousand minmatar sex slaves

Alexander Otium > Your pod-hole is enticing to my rokh

Alexander Otium > Let my hybrid charges penetrate your drone bay

Alexander Otium > I love you