OTTAWA — The Rhinoceros Party says it wants to recruit former Toronto mayor Rob Ford as part of its plan for sex and drugs to help the economy.

"His love for sex, drugs and rock and roll is very similar to the one of the Rhino Party," party Leader Sebastien CorRhino said at a press conference Friday. "We think by putting legal wisdom into sex, drugs and rock and roll, we can make sure the Canadian economy will grow faster than ever."

The joke party also claimed to be in talks with retiring Conservatives to cross the floor so the party can have an MP and can be in the leadership debate, which they want not only in English and French but also in Chiac -- an Acadian French-English-Mi'kmaq dialect.

The party's platform — entitled Plan 2015-3015 — also includes privatizing the Queen to save taxes, reforming the Senate by drawing new members by lottery, taxing the black market by putting cashiers at the exits, and assisting with the simultaneous import and export of oil.

"What we plan to do with oil is to build a bridge by 2615, between Gaspe and Europe that will have a highway and will also have a two-way pipeline, so we'll be able to still import oil from the Middle East or the North Sea and at the same time export our Canadian oil to foreign markets," CorRhino said.

CorRhino thanked Stephen Harper for fulfilling one of the Rhino Party's promises from the 1980s to abolish the environment because it was too expensive and hard to manage.

CorRhino, who ran in Sherbrooke, Que., in 2008, plans to run in the riding of Rimouski-Neigette--Temiscouata--Les Basques in the upcoming election.