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3 November 2020 00:00:00 UTC Andrew Yang's victory. Maybe. It could also be 20 January 2021 00:00:00 Trump's out of office, if he isn't reelected. This thing is too wide on the main page again. ikr

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I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there. complete nonsense did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore I like green purple shark sock monkeys



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I'm not dead The SpinKanKler Go talk to me here! 17:47, 17 Aym 2019 (UTC) That person could've just said "If I'm reading this I'm mute" and not dumb. What a noob as regards logical ways of saying things. hi my poop hurt Creeper...

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UwU UwU I FOUND BIG PUFFERFISH!!! THEN IT BLEW UP. I WAS STILL ALIVE. I STARTED FLYING UP AND FELL DOWN INTO THE OCEAN. THEN I GOT EATEN BY A SHARK. THEN I RESPAWNED ON THE APPLE TOWER AND JUMPED OFF AND DIED. BUT IM STILL ALIVE ALIVE ALIV ALI AL A AL ALI ALIV ALIVE BUT I STILL THINK I LIVE OR DED. DNO HW TO SPL ANY<RE. H/W ME SPL ? M ND HMWRK MYB BT ML DED. ARTICLE IDEA: The article with a title even longer than that of the article which supposedly has the longest title ever for a wiki article, it's so long that you wouldn't probably remember it but who care's it's long and wide and that's what people care about is how long it is and longer is better then shorter based on common law also my willy is longer than this title

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