Boson, Massachusetts: The Mayor's special commission to examine 'global warming' and 'climate change' has release so preliminary findings to the media. According to Mayor Marty Welsh's hand picked panel of 'climate change skeptics' who are not alarmed by 'global warming' the rise in sea level temperatures would be a boon for the local economy, "even though it is not going to happen."Climate change campaigners like Al Gore and former President Obama know that climate change can be a real money maker for people with waterfront property. Both Gore and Obama have recently bought waterfront property with millions of dollars. They expect the property to go up in value.One benefit of global warming is that cold water around Massachusetts ironic Cape Cod will be warmer for a longer period of the year. Massachusetts will no longer be "seven months of winter and five months of bugs."The state will begin to cut back monies provided to poor people for heating assistance during cold New England winters. The world will not be as cold.The Boson City commission noted that the Public Works Department would be able to save money by not having as much snow to clear off the streets.There was a little sadness as members recommended that the Boson Last Night Ice Sculpture Festival on Boson Common on New Year's Eve might have to be turned into a Wet T-Shirt Night or something. The commission's lone Climate Change Activist liberal Democratic Party City Councilor Ema Strickland resigned the commission in protest after the 'wet t-shirt' proposal saying "It is a sexist way of ogling a woman's breasts." Other commissioners pointed out that they had proposed that men and women could be in the 'wet t-shirt' contest, and that gender was simply a social construct according to Councilor Strickand's past statements.