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Rat: Yo, toon boy, whatcha writing? Pastis: Just a 'Pearls' strip that I - Noise: BLAM BLAM BLAM Rat: What the $*@! was that? Pastis: It's 'Beetle Bailey' creator Mort Walker trying to take us out! It's a re-kindling of the East Coast/West Coast cartoonists' war! Everyone grab an uzi!! Rat: Cartoonists are an odd bunch.