Show me someone who says they've never watched porn and I'll show you a liar. We all have, at some point of time or the other, intentionally or unintentionally, seen at least a snippet of that-which-must-not-be-named and spent some 'quality time' with ourselves in the process.

Just like Popeye. And all of us used to think it was the 'spinach'.

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However, even though it's extremely common, there are some who are disgusted beyond words by the mere idea of playing with themselves.

This article is a wet dream for such people. Check it out.

1. Move your jaws, not your hands.

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Why chew it when you can rub it?

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2. Bahut khujli hai na tujhe?

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Don't worry, it's a sex toy. Not a very appealing one though.

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Now imagine squeezing your 'one-that-must-not-be-named' wearing that.

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3. For all those who masturbate with two hands.

Bhagwan sab dekh raha hai. Teri yeh harkat bhi.

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4. If you can't stop them, 'crucify' them.

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5. Letting wrestlers drive home the message.

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And make sure you leave your 'willy' alone.

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6. Keeping it 'strait' and simple.

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7. Better still, just cage the 'demon'.

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I know you're wondering where you can buy this. Well, here's the link .

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8. Promote more cartoons like these.

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9. Use dolphins to spread the noble message.

Meet Fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin.

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If you missed it, read the conditions carefully.

And Fappy has an important message for you.

And Fappy never minces his words. Never.

I see no reason why we too can't put our dolphins to equally good use. And he even has his own Facebook page.

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10. Distribute funnels like these. Na rahega haath, na bajegi bansuri.

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Such invention. Much wow.