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CG dev talking to his superior about the current state of SWGOH.

00:00 - 00:02 my boss at EA the other day

00:02 - 00:03 "Hey,hows the game going?"

00:03 - 00:07 people arent spending enough

00:07 - 00:10 you need to sell more crystals

00:11 - 00:13 think of a way to sell more

00:13 - 00:14 fine

00:14 - 00:16 i will do it

00:17 - 00:21 REWORK THE EWOKS

00:21 - 00:24 fucking ewoks

00:29 - 00:31 fucking teddybears

00:31 - 00:34 they're so desperate

00:38 - 00:40 they want updates!

00:41 - 00:42 they want content!

00:42 - 00:45 while we were updating

00:45 - 00:47 we fucked all the animations

00:47 - 00:50 the game is a pink mess

00:50 - 00:52 and thats not all

00:52 - 00:55 we changed power ratings

00:58 - 00:59 idiots!

00:59 - 01:01 we did nothing!

01:04 - 01:06 meanwhile they still dont

01:06 - 01:08 have jedi luke

01:14 - 01:16 they are our slaves!

01:16 - 01:18 we could do anything

01:21 - 01:23 they still fucking hate us

01:23 - 01:27 from that time we made them farm phoenix

01:35 - 01:36 PHOENIX

01:36 - 01:39 there all shit besides ezra

01:41 - 01:44 but seriously we're trying

01:44 - 01:47 we've been working on a new game mode

01:47 - 01:49 it's going very well

01:50 - 01:53 it wont be out until august!

01:54 - 01:56 someone leaked it

01:56 - 01:58 but we took it down

01:58 - 02:02 can't have them seeing anything new

02:05 - 02:07 also chaze

02:10 - 02:11 chaze

02:11 - 02:12 fucking chaze

02:15 - 02:17 they're so broken

02:17 - 02:20 but we profit so much

02:21 - 02:24 everybody hates them

02:24 - 02:29 but they're all forced to use him!

02:29 - 02:30 broken?

02:30 - 02:31 completely!

02:37 - 02:40 remember ships?

02:40 - 02:42 we havent added shit

02:50 - 02:54 still the same since launch

02:56 - 02:58 are they useless?

02:58 - 03:03 no no we added this new zeta material

03:03 - 03:05 you can only get it in ships

03:05 - 03:08 forces players to play ships

03:09 - 03:11 and it worked so well

03:17 - 03:20 remember our reveal at E3

03:23 - 03:26 we hyped that shit up

03:30 - 03:32 told them we would reveal