Summer is finally totally over and that stupid fresh air and sunshine and beach time (blech, blech and again, blech) is about to be replaced with the stale aroma of your gross old couch and the return of your favorite shows. Hooray! Humanity saved!

It's Tuesday morning and you know what that means: We have some exclusive scoop to share with you as we answer your burning TV questions.

Enjoy and happy start of Fall TV!

Teddy1308: Any chance Stefan and Caroline might be a thing this season on The Vampire Diaries?

Do you want the bad news or the terrible news? The bad news is that there's no plan in sight for any kind of Stefan/Caroline romance. The worse news is that their frienship might be Kaputzville too! At least, that's what's up for the beginning of the season, according to the show's Big Boss Momma Bossy Pants (that's not her real titlem and she is anything but bossy), Julie Plec, who tells me: "Caroline isn't going to let Stefan off the hook very easily. In fact, his determination to move on and start a new life after the loss of his brother may ultimately ruin the friendship he's built with her over the years." So. Not Cool. Unless you are a Klaus and Caroline or Tyler and Caroline shipper, at which point you are probably chanting "nanny nanny boo boo" right now.

MichelleGr: What's up for Alaric on TVD this season?

Some juicy storylines, with a sweet side of little angst, of course. Plec teases, "Alaric is having a hard time reconciling his former self with his new vampire identity. And when he meets a fascinating and smart new woman, it makes it even more difficult." Feast your eyes on the first pic of Alaric with his new woah-man.