I still remember the recruiter I talked to when I stumbled my way into college. Looking back on our conversation it was blatantly obvious he could sell used cars to Eskimos, or, however that saying goes… But anyway, I got crippling debt and he got, well, I don’t know what he got. I’m just going to pretend it was something pointy shoved inside of him. And my friend got a free t-shirt for referring me. True story.