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Rat: Hey, 'Pearls' is gonna be published in a bunch of university newspapers this week. Goat: That's terrific. Universities have always been a bastion of free speech where you can talk about REMOVED and REMOVED, even if you're a REMOVED who likes REMOVED or doesn't like REMOVED. Goat: Uh...what happened to universities? Rat: We raised a few over-sensitive ninnies? Voice: Ban that!