Posted by Andy, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS

Most baby changing signs aren’t concerned with things like accuracy or safety. They’re designed to have a more pleasing and compact composition, so the adult is commonly shown crammed up close, hovering over a baby as if the diaper were going on its head.

I’m a designer, so I can appreciate the reasons for this. But I’m also a parent, so I’m no-so-hot on bulls##t. Consider this a more accurate representation of a diaper change and its adult safety factors.

Side Note: You must understand that it’s not that babies and kids are mean, because it will seem like that from time to time… well, actually they can be evil little critters, but generally-speaking they’re really more like “Weeeee! Look at what my legs are doing!!!”

However, as a parent, you should know better than to trust them to lie there like an obedient, lazy little sack of burps and giggles. The expression for parents should go “Fool me once, shame on ME (not “you”). Fool me twice, get me an ice pack.”

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