The Wall Street Journal unveiled college football's official In-N-Out Burger index Tuesday, with distances between Pac-12 stadiums and the nearest location of the West Coast cult favorite. The list was inspired by No. 14 Oregon State's new tradition of celebrating road victories with In-N-Out double-double burgers.

In the interest of geographical fairness, The Journal moved on to Waffle House. The verdict: If you live near a Southeastern Conference stadium, you probably won't have to look far to find the bacon-and-eggs bastion...