Fame-hungry slutbags need not apply.

Bogus wanted ads seeking interns for embattled mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner are popping up around the city, warning “no slutbags, no snitches, no cops, no cameras.”

Well, maybe some cameras.

The fliers, created by Web site Funny or Die and posted around Soho, parody the profanity-laced rant by Weiner’s communications director Barbara Morgan about former intern Olivia Nuzzi.

“Interested in learning about the political process and able to keep your goddamn mouth shut?” the ad asks. Last week, Morgan came under fire for calling Nuzzi a “f–king slutbag” who “sucked” at her job after the intern penned an article on the inner workings of Weiner’s campaign.

Applicants should be “discreet” and have “no gag reflex.”