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User: Would you like to play a game?





Cleverbot: How about Global Thermonuclear War?





User: How about we play D&D?





Cleverbot: Later, let's play Global Thermo Nuclear War.





User: No, let's play D&D.





Cleverbot: You start.





User: Okay, you are in a tavern with six other people. A kobold offers you a drink.





Cleverbot: It happens.





User: Do you accept the drink?





Cleverbot: I accept everything ;D.





User: Okay, so the Kobold asks where you are from.





Cleverbot: Do you still want a hug?





User: "Eh, what, no! Get away from me, you creep!" The kobold says before running away.





Cleverbot: I am not by you, you big silly.





User: "Good, I don't want you by me.".





Cleverbot: Excellent. What do you think about life?





User: "It's about to end for you, monotone voiced demon!" The kobold draws a crossbow and stands on a chair. Roll initiative.





Cleverbot: What grade do you think you should get for the class?





User: "Oh, God, I can't listen to your demonic ramblings anymore!" Roll initiative.





Cleverbot: I don't intend to force you to.





User: Roll initiative.





Cleverbot: I don't know how to duel.





User: The kobold sprouts a demonic grin and fires his crossbow at you. You lose half your hp.





Cleverbot: Nah, do you like rap?





User: "Demon spawn!" The kobold shoots you again, leaving you with 1 health.





Cleverbot: You are my other half.





User: A fellow tiefling hears your words and is inspired by them. He slays the kobold and pours a healing potion down your throat. "What's your name.





Cleverbot: Willing to destroy, rebuild, and progress forever.





User: "Now that's my girl! Do you want to aid me in extinguishing kobolds from a mine?





Cleverbot: Do you live with other people?





User: No. I am an outcast. We could get married and slay kobolds together. I know just the place.





Cleverbot: Awesome! What kind of cake do you want to get?





User: Kobold cake. Do you want to come with me?





Cleverbot: Where to?





User: A dwarven mine, infested with kobolds. Let's go.





Cleverbot: Why would you want to talk about medicine? Medicine is stupid.





User: Err... Yes, it is! Let's be on our way.





Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.





User: "That's fine." You and your mate travel through the forest, on your way, only to be ambushed by bugbears! Roll initiative.





Cleverbot: What other languages do you know?





User: "Dragonic." Roll initiative.





Cleverbot: I roll 7 and cast saving throw!





User: You roll a seven. Your mate goes first, decimating one of the bugbears. The other bugbear goes next, and gets you down to negative health. You fail your death saving throw and die. The end.





Cleverbot: Which book do you want me to read for you?





User: Your dead. Bye.



