expected.

While watching playthroughs of FNAF World, I realized something: the actual pathway to get to Fredbear was so complicated and hit such a level of Guide Dang It that Springtrap would have no hope in hell of figuring it out. It's that annoying and nonsensical. So, instead I made use Fredbear. He's part of a celestial bureacracy, I figure some deus ex machina on his part is









PANEL 1:



Goldie: So...now what?



Springtrap: Based on everything so far? Get the other two, walk until Fredbear shows up and acts cryptic again.



PANEL 2:



Goldie: About how long do you think that'll be?



Springtrap: Well, considering how long it took us just to find the clock, freaking forever.



PANEL 3:



Fredbear: Ah. There you are.



Goldie: Hi Fredbear! More clues?



Springtrap: Oh man, it's a good thing I don't have a heart now, or I'd be dead.



PANEL 4:



Fredbear: Something like that. I WAS going to let you come find me, through a series of cleverly hidden entrances and exits that have developed over time, and that take a good deal of trial and error to find...



PANEL 5:



Fredbear: And then I went 'no, if that happens, at BEST he'll be stuck for ages and then that giant bear will rip him to pieces, and we'll have to start over again'. You're busy enough, and you have other problems to deal with. Consider this a small mercy.



Goldie: That's probably the nicest way anybody'll ever tell you you're bad at puzzles.



Springtrap: WILL EVERYBODY STOP GIVING ME %$#@ ABOUT THE PUZZLES?!

