A mother who refuses to have her children vaccinated over completely unscientific concerns is more than happy to have literal poison injected into her face to make her look like a slightly younger and permanently startled version of herself.

Sharon McCarroll, 38, believes that vaccinations are full of autism and ‘other badness’. She steadfastly refuses to have her children protected against measles, mumps, rubella and other potentially fatal diseases.

‘You just don’t know what they put in those vaccinations. I don’t trust these scientists and doctors one little bit,’ Sharon told us.

However, Sharon does trust a beauty technician with three months training to inject her forehead with literal poison.

‘You’ve got to keep looking after yourself. Raising four children and having three of them die takes it out of you,’ said Sharon.