You're probably familiar with the holiday carol "The 12 Days of Christmas." You know, the English song first published in 1790 and ends with a partridge in a pear tree, even though no one knows what a partridge is. Well we decided to give it a little remix, dedicated to all the dudes out there who gave us much joy and laughter in 2014. As a celebration of all the gifts certain guys hope to receive this season, this is our illustrated rendition of The 12 Fuccboi Days of Christmas.

Illustrations by David Park.