Creemore, ONT – Fresh off the heels of leaked audio in which Hon. Dr. K. Kellie Leitch, P.C., O.Ont., M.D., M.B.A., F.R.C.S.(C) insisted that she’s “not an idiot” because of the volume of letters that follow her name, Leitch launched a blistering attack on Prime Minister Trudeau as an out-of-touch, image-obsessed elite.

“The average Canadian is sick of the arrogant upper crust rubbing their status in their faces unnecessarily,” said Dr. Leitch, M.P., H.R.H., B.S.B., D.D.R., S.A.Q., standing in front of an enormous gold-and-red banner listing her various credentials. “What Justin Trudeau doesn’t get, holed up there in his ivory tower full of academics and jet-setting billionaires, is that we, the people, aren’t having it anymore.”

Chief Constable Leitch, LL.B., L.L.C., L.B.J., I.P.A. stressed that she was just a regular, everyday taxpayer that “put[s] her pants on one leg at a time, like everyone else. My pants just happen to have a summary of every award I’ve ever won stencilled onto them, but so what?”

Leitch’s campaign manager, Nick Kouvalis, B.A., J.D., M.I.L.F., D.T.F., took aim at what he referred to as the “elite media’s double standards”: “No one is more humble, or more connected to the ordinary voter, than Frau Doktor Justice Baroness Leitch, G.R.E., Q.P., T.V.P, B.M.W. That’s what all you journalists with your fancy degrees are too disconnected to see.”

Leitch spent the day in her riding of Simcoe-Grey on constituent outreach, traveling from coffee shop to coffee shop meeting voters and berating baristas for failing to fully list her credentials on the side of her coffee cup.