To my (now) ring-less co-worker,

Perhaps you’re just really passionate about the Olympics, or maybe you take your fashion cues from Mr. T., or it’s even possible you wanted to know how Phil Jackson felt back in 1997 when he won his fifth championship with the Chicago Bulls, heck, maybe you were even indebted to several hobbits and were actually right then on your way to Mordor; all I know is that five rings were found by the 7th floor kitchen sink and it’s my job to help them find their rightful owner.

The five rings appear to be silver (or some reasonable facsimile), and are all patterned differently; if you believe them to be yours, please come down to Office Services where we will perform a Cinderella-style fitting to ensure proper ownership so you can get your bling back where it belongs.



Give me a ring if you think they’re your rings,

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