NBA Media day is a beautiful thing. After a summer of trades, and free agent signings, and new draft picks, we finally get to see photos of these guys together and speculate wildly on body language and facial expressions. It's the best! This season promises a million interesting storylines and no reason not to get started on them now.

1.

Takeaway: Danilo Gallinari has been injured for like eight years and he's spent all that time off working on his "tough guy" face. It still needs work.

2.

Takeaway: They don't know what to do with their hands. Could hold Houston back come playoff time.

3.

Takeaway: Tim Duncan is giving all of us bedroom eyes and I have to be honest, I'm into it.

4.

Takeaway: The Raptors' new jerseys are dope and this looks like an album cover from a hip-hop group from 1994.

5.

Takeaway: This is the "Utah" of poses.

6.

Takeaway: Carmelo Anthony missed most of last year with a knee injury and now is being way to cavalier about putting a foot on that ball.

7.

Takeaway: The Milwaukee Bucks are 8th graders.

8.

Takeaway: #TrustTheProcess #Assets #WillCompeteIn2021 #PresidentKanyeWillInviteThemToTheWhiteHouse

9.

Takeaway: Elfrid Payton's hair has become sentient. Before long we will refer to the basketball player as Elfrid Payton's Hair's Person.

10.

Takeaway: Kevin Love's hair is everything. If he doesn't go on tour with the Backstreet Boys I'll be so disappointed.

11.

Takeaway: The Celtics are the team most likely to call other teams out on lying.

12.

Takeaway: Frank Kaminsky looks like a Backyard Baseball character all grown up.

13.

Takeaway: If it was 2007 the Western Conference would be screwed.

14.

Takeaway: Who would have thought that KG would be the only one smiling?

15.

Takeaway: George Karl is going to have an interesting year.