"You're not even going the right way. Hello? Is anyone there?"

"Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going."

"I feel sorry for you, really. Because you're not even in the right place."

"Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your driving experience."

"Unbelievable! You, <subject name here> have arrived at <subject destination here>.

"You have reached your destination. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye."