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This story takes us behind the scene at Blizzard Headquarters

00:00 - 00:03 Hope everyone enjoyed their two week vacation...

00:04 - 00:05 ..but we must hit the ground running

00:05 - 00:07 /Hearthstone has grown restless.

00:08 - 00:12 Revealing new cards may settle them down...

00:12 - 00:15 ...or we risk losing momentum to the release date.

00:17 - 00:19 We'll leak them shortly but first tell me...

00:19 - 00:21 ...how Titanic ended. You promised.

00:24 - 00:26 Mr Brode...

00:27 - 00:28 Rose....

00:31 - 00:33 Rose told Jack she'd never let go but...

00:34 - 00:36 ..she let go physically. Jack drowned.

00:53 - 00:58 Inform your liaisons. Stop card reveals immediately. Kripp especially.

01:13 - 01:15 I asked for a happy love story!

01:15 - 01:17 A fucking happy love story!

01:18 - 01:23 For the past month, you tucked me in and told me this bedtime story...

01:25 - 01:28 ...and this is how it ended!?

01:29 - 01:31 It ended like this!?

01:31 - 01:34 The one DiCaprio movie I never watched...

01:34 - 01:37 ...and you strung me along for this heartbreaking ending!

01:37 - 01:40 Are you out of your fucking mind!?

01:40 - 01:42 Mr Brode! Love is a JOURNEY, not a destination!

01:42 - 01:46 A fucking JOURNEY!? Un'Goro was a JOURNEY!

01:46 - 01:48 Journey to Un'Goro was amazing!

01:48 - 01:52 You're comparing dinosaurs to true love you fucking imbecile!?

01:53 - 01:54 It's just a fucking card game!

01:56 - 01:57 No one cares about love anymore.

01:57 - 02:00 All they care about is games like this new expansion.

02:00 - 02:03 We reveal a card this morning they call it garbage.

02:04 - 02:08 Complaining about a game while Jack's flame of love is extinguished.

02:08 - 02:13 Crying for their Lightbomb replacement while Jack is LITERALLY "sleeping with the fishes."

02:14 - 02:16 If games they want, it is games I'll give them!

02:17 - 02:21 I'll extinguish every ounce of hope they ever had for this expansion!

02:27 - 02:29 They didn't like Ice Cream Lich King?

02:30 - 02:34 What about me? I LIKED Ice Cream Lich King!

02:34 - 02:36 Evil serving me frozen yogurt?!

02:41 - 02:42 My dream.

02:43 - 02:47 Bust our asses every day but they still bring up old shit like the Warsong/Patron combo!

02:48 - 02:53 Is taking some creative liberty with WoW lore too much to ask?

02:54 - 02:56 "The epic Lich King shouldn't serve Ice Cream."

02:56 - 02:59 I know he's the epic fucking Lich King!

03:00 - 03:02 I want ice cream served by evil incarnate, not a pretty girl!

03:04 - 03:07 He doesn't mean you. He'd love your ice cream!

03:14 - 03:16 This job gets to me sometimes. We work hard.

03:19 - 03:23 But one mistake and everything else gets overlooked...

03:25 - 03:26 ...it hurts me.

03:31 - 03:33 Tell Kripp, it's still on....

03:40 - 03:46 ...but not today. Reveal them tomorrow so they can feel the pain of shattered hope.

03:46 - 03:49 Peasants, have fun with your Ticking Abomination.