Lorenzo Fertitta was gone: to begin with. There was no doubt about that. He’d sold his ownership stake and unfollowed the ring girls on Twitter and flown away on his private jet, richer than God and secure in the knowledge that he’d never have to learn how to spell Santiago Ponzinibbio. Dana White watched him go. The UFC President was alone now, on Christmas Eve, with only his hardworking independent contractors still bustling around the office.

Thus begins the Co-Main Event Podcast’s 2017 Christmas Spectacular. Gather round for this fable of mixed rules fighting, where one sport’s most powerful man must explore his own past, present and future, hoping to discover the true reason for the season.

God bless direct downloaders, every one!