man (holding container): hmm. how old is the food in this container? man: what food did i even put in here? man, i can't remember! man: hmm man: ah yeah, that's right! it's the chicken from the other night! *opens container, lots of stink lines* man: nope. smells like i found that lab specimen i misplaced last week man: i gotta start using a different color container for my food