



Surprise, surprise! The 2-year-old face-slapping parlor in the Richmond District apparently couldn't get the clientele it needed to stay open.Needless to say, San Franciscans are weird, but notweird.As the Richmond blog reports today , no longer can you get yourself a relaxing slap in the face now that Tata Face Slapping Massage has closed, perhaps because people would rather spend their money on this Chinese erotic ceramic figurine (it's a little less money than a punch in the face). The business drummed all sorts of attention after opening up its foreign practice promising that after a few pops to the face, your delicate mug will be easier on the eyes. The chemical-free massages were $350 for every 15 minutes of face swatting, and afterward, you were supposed to look like a celebrity — young and beautiful and photoshopped.Looks like you'll just have to rely on good 'ol fashioned Botox.