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I have decided to sell Evelyn, my inflatable wife.



Recently she has been experiencing mood swings, first accusing me of putting her under too much pressure and then saying I let her down.



In any case I have told her to get back in her box.



In short, our relationship is over due to irreconcilable differences.



We did have some good times and in this regard I attach some pictures from happier times we shared together.



Hopefully she can make another man as happy as she made me earlier in our relationship.



****UPDATE****UPDATE*****UPDATE******



Following a recent family event, it has come to my attention that Evelyn has a half sister Alkana, who spends her time between Port Moresby in Papua New Guinea and Luxembourg.



Apparently while on temporary assignment in the Wadang province, Evelyn's father had a dalliance with a local girl and Alkana is the resultant offspring.



You will see from her pictures that like many Papua New Guineans, she is from a pygmy tribe but she speaks perfect English.



Even though they are only half sisters, I am reluctant to separate them, so the asking price now includes both my wife, Eveyln and my sister in Law Alkana. Both come with their original boxes.

