From our prolific internet songwriter friend Jonathan "Song a Day Man" Mann, a wonderfully catchy little ditty for this shitshow of an election season. The Hillary Shimmy Song.

This dude is coming at me

I just smile and let him be

The dude brought your own rope

He put the bullet in the gun so

I'm just gonna shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy

HRC

Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy

Hillary He just keeps on shouting, "Wrong!"

So I'll get my Jim Halpert on

He is a flightless bird

I think I'll never say another word

I'll just be singing this song

Jonathan Mann writes a song every single day, and he has been doing that for the last 7+ years.