8/8/12 7:55PM

When the topic of the comic demands we close with a clunker, the bonus panel, that is to say, I, take on some extra responsibility. Well, I laugh in the face of responsibility. Or vice versa.

To be fair, it’s not just Jay Leno; all of these late night shows are bottom of the barrel to my taste. When you have to pander to guests and write an hour-plus of programming every weeknight, you’re bound to sink to the stratum of soap operas. Unless, of course, the show itself has some built in drama.

Lastly, in less fortunate news, Will’s new shtick as a graduate student may force the comic to sometimes slide to the back-burner. But an occasional Wednesday hiccup is a great reason to subscribe to our RSS, facebook, and/or twitter, so you don’t waste your time looking for new doses of hilarity that don’t yet exist. Plus, as always, you’ll give us that rewarding tingly feeling of a new dedicated fan.

Nipples Out,

Jesse