Let me start by saying my Santa is awesome and everyone should be jealous that I was able to get so lucky. From day one my Santa has been in contact with me, asked me awesome questions to get to know me better and found the perfect books for me when I definitely didn't make it easy for her. I don't get to read much for fun and she was able to analyze the information I gave her and pick out fantastic gifts.

The first book was for me because my wife and recently had a child. My Santa said as the man of the house, I need to be prepared for anything, so she picked out the "Complete worst-case scenario survival handbook." I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but the table of contents alone are hilarious. The book ranges from how to get a bird out of your house to how to survive an alligator attack and or a charging rhino. It's fantastic and I cannot wait to read it. 10/10

The second book is for me and my daughter. It's a Harry Potter book. I know nothing about Harry Potter. I've never read a book or seen a movie, but I told my Santa I should probably get familiar now that I have a child. Santa picked out the illustrated version for me and my daughter so we can read it together. The illustrations look fantastic and it will provide special bonding time for me and my child. I love it. 10/10

The third book is for me, my wife and my daughter. My santa talked about the difficultly of putting a child to sleep, so she got us "Go the fuck to sleep." I promise to read it to my daughter until she can understand the F-word! When I showed my wife she started busting up laughing. It's awesome. 10/10

In the letter my santa wrote me explaining why she picked each book, she said she thought she did a great job and patted herself on the back. She deserves more than a pat on the back. She deserves all the awards possible because she was awesome and these books are awesome. Coupled with the note why she picked each one, I'm just blown away by her generosity. I shared some personal information with my santa why receiving gifts is rough for me, but she really made me feel special and I cannot thank her enough. Major props, santa! You are awesome! If I could give this higher than a 10/10 I would.

Thank you so much!