Obamas Plan to Pay People Enough to Eat Stirs Controversy

Obamas Plan to Pay People Enough to Eat Stirs Controversy









Washington  President Obama has sparked outrage in Congress and renewed calls for his impeachment by signing a daring Presidential memorandum that would pay workers enough to eat.



The memorandum, which is based on the Presidents view that people should be paid for the hours they actually work, is shaping up as one of the most controversial and incendiary actions of his Presidency.



House Republican leaders held a press conference this morning to warn Obama that, by advancing his agenda of paying people for the work they do, he is playing with political fire.



A Presidential memorandum is a powerful tool and should be used sparingly, said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). It is not a vehicle for this President to enact his pet theories about people earning enough to survive.



House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia) concurred, telling reporters, With one stroke of the pen, President Obama is removing the single greatest incentive for work: hunger.



Apparently, President Obama needs a lesson in American history, he said. Hunger built the railroads. Hunger picked the crops. When the American people learn more about this action of the Presidents, they will see it for what it is: a hunger-killer.



Photograph by Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty.































Andy Borowitz

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March 14, 2014Obamas Plan to Pay People Enough to Eat Stirs ControversyWashington  President Obama has sparked outrage in Congress and renewed calls for his impeachment by signing a daring Presidential memorandum that would pay workers enough to eat.A Presidential memorandum is a powerful tool and should be used sparingly, said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). It is not a vehicle for this President to enact his pet theories about people earning enough to survive.House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia) concurred, telling reporters, With one stroke of the pen, President Obama is removing the single greatest incentive for work: hunger.Apparently, President Obama needs a lesson in American history, he said. Hunger built the railroads. Hunger picked the crops. When the American people learn more about this action of the Presidents, they will see it for what it is: a hunger-killer.Photograph by Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty.Andy Borowitz 12 Tweet