When the world is in need of groundbreaking originality, there is only one person to turn to….. LJ BATTLE. Whether it be warrior aliens or haunted house freak shows, LJ BATTLE and his crew of demigod warrior dancers will always lay the smack down on any evil-doer. LJ BATTLE might only be a another face in the crowd by day, by night he is an intergalactic rogue, spreading his seeds of color and joy, in a gray and desolate universe. Whenever anybody cries out for help against an evil remorseless monster, LJ BATTLE is always there to offer assistance with his sick nasty style. There have been so many stories told about LJ BATTLE and his legendary deeds, that it sometimes seems as if LJ BATTLE is only a myth. Surely someone as wise and powerful as he, is only a fairy tale right? Well think again, because LJ BATTLE is always watching over you, as a father might do to his first born son. With his moves so fly, and his powers so strong, it seems as if LJ BATTLE has become the ultimate icon. Several entities have noticed this and have tried to seduce him into using his powers for evil, but rest assured LJ BATTLE cannot be swayed so easily, and will continue to fight for the everyman. Of course, sometimes LJ BATTLE comes across an opponent so strong that even he, in all his everlasting glory, cannot take him down alone. This is why LJ BATTLE, has assembled the most illin squadron the world has ever seen, composed of only the greatest ballers from all around the globe. When they team up with LJ BATTLE to fight evil, they come together to form the Kolor Krew. Throughout the years, this elite team of beat droppers and heart stoppers has destroyed an infinite number of vile villains, and countless droves of evil empires. The mere mention of the name Kolor Krew is enough to send most slimy sleaze balls into a state of pants browning terror, leaving them shell-shocked and paralyzed. However, there is one thing far greater than even the Kolor Krew….. The legendary Swaggle Hump….. You see, Once in a long while, something absolutely horrid and terrifying emerges from some deep, dark corner of the galaxy. Nothing can stop it, or for that matter, slow it down, for it is comprised solely of pure evil. It is only during these dire circumstances, when the fate of the world is hanging in the balance, that LJ BATTLE will unleash the Swaggle hump, his most lethal move. There is no defense against the Swaggle hump, no protection from its sheer ferocity. If one looks directly at it, whilst it's being performed, they will disintegrate, for no mere mortal can withstand its righteous fury. It is the ultimate game changer, breaking all the rules in order to protect humanity. It is rumored that the answers to the mysteries of the universe are contained within it, but it seems as if we will never be able to see them. Such is the way of LJ BATTLE, the ultimate enigma in this time of darkness and chaos Category