







Watch this 1966 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 396 James Bond Parody – A Chevy Promotional Film.

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James Bland is driving an old beat-up convertible that is making rattling noises. An explosion as the car’s hood pops open. He quickly pulls over and runs out of the smoking car. He looks up at a sign that says. “Next Time Go Chevelle”

James Bland,

All right.

Dr. Yes,

Ah Mr. James Bond I believe. Yes?

James Bland,

No, the name is Bland, James Bland. B L A N D.

Dr. Yes,

You may call me Dr. Yes.

James Bland,

Y E S.

Dr. Yes,

Yes

James Bland,

Well Dr. Yes.

Dr. Yes,

Yes

James Bland,

I was Just doing a little daydreaming behind the wheel.

Dr. Yes,

Yes

James Bland,

Well, what I mean is I am. I’m not secret agent 007 and 7/8 at all.

Dr. Yes,

Yes. But, you see when you step into the Taillight Zone anything can happen.

James Bland,

Yes, anything could happen, and it was about to happen to me as the world’s greatest secret and the power of the greatest villain. The insidious Dr. Yes

Dr. Yes,

Now 007 and 7/8 we’re going to put you to the test. This airfield is my secret base. Where we torture and torment people.

James Bland,

People?

Dr. Yes,

Oh, good heavens no, that’s against the law. Automobiles. We’ve had this car made especially for you.

James Bland,

Winged machine guns, ejection seat and all of that

Dr. Yes,

Oh no, no, no. We found that those options had a somewhat of a limited market. At this time, we’ve put all the goodies under the bonnet.

James Bland,

There it is the 396-cubic inch Turbojet V8, special high-performance camshaft, four-barrel carburetor and large dual exhaust. Horsepower?

Dr. Yes,

360 but, who counts. The interior is in full keeping with your image as a man of cation. Straddle bucket seats, center console, recessed instrument cluster, all that sort of thing.

But, you’ll be in some pretty fast company. Now then I would like you to meet your competition. This is Granny Turisimo. She cheats. And Tony Tiger.

James Bland,

But, why are you doing this.

Dr. Yes,

Yes. You would want to know that, wouldn’t you.

Granny Turisimo,

So, let’s tell him. He won’t be around to blow the whistle on us. Dig the difference in selling prices between The 1966 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 396 and the bar bets for instance.

James Bland,

Based on suggested retail prices. She quickly pointed out that comparable Chevelle models average up to 230 dollars less than tempest. Up to 175 dollars less than F-85 and up to 370 dollars less than Buick Special.

Dr. Yes,

As for the Fairlane GT it’s already a counterfeit GTO. We just need to add the O. Now are you ready.

James Bland,

Yes. But, where’s my girl?

Dr. Yes,

Oh yes, how stupid of me. You do need a girl to rescue, don’t you? Will she do?

James Bland,

I could see that she would. A go-go girl with my go-go car.

Dr. Yes,

We are holding thousands just like her in cages all over the country. But, that’s another of my fiendish schemes. Let’s get on with this one.

James Bland,

And, we did. We faced a series of diabolical tests. The 1966 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 396 against GTO and just plain GT. Each car the best performance model offered.

First Tony Tiger challenged to a panic brake stop.

The SS 396 can out stop the GTO. But, can it out go the GTO? And, what about the Fairlane GT? And, then they lined us up for a quarter-mile run. The Answer the SS 396 can outrun GTO. Man, leave Fairlane GT in the dust.

We can out stop them and out gun them. But, could we outrun them. An all out high-speed run would tell. From a standing start to the half mile it didn’t take long to realize the SS 396 can go with the best of them. In fact, it’s the pace setter. It was SS 396 going away.

Now I was ready to make my move.

I knew that the SS 396 takes a backseat to no one in the go-go field. So, I decided to go.

Granny Turisimo,

Are you going to stand there and just let them cut out on us Dr. Yes?

Dr. Yes,

Yes

Granny Turisimo,

What’s the matter with, you can’t, you ever say no?

Dr. Yes,

How could anyone say no to the 1966 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 396?

The End

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