The Review: If you don’t like dinosaurs stop reading this right now. No, seriously, fuck off and don’t ever come back to this site. Dinosaurs are the most interesting nonexistent memories on this planet. What is amazing is that we can find their remaining carcasses so easily. What is even better, is that our vehicles are mostly powered by dinosaurs. So, on your way to work tomorrow, just think about how badass you are because you are practically riding a dinosaur to work. Years ago a magical beast crawled out of the ocean and created a brontosaurus and then that mated with a stegosaurus which created the triceratops which mated with a pterodactyl and crated a tyrannosaurus rex. This later mated with a chimpanzee and man was born. And any of those crazy religions that try to say evolution didn’t happen like this are just crazy. Rawr!

The Point: Basically everyone on Earth gets to work via something that is powered by a dinosaur. Thank you dinosaurs for commerce and capitalism and planes, trains, and automobiles. Love it!