This has been going on for a few days now but I only just noticed because I am not very observant. Get thee to Twitter immediately and enjoy the awesome #SafetyTipsforLadies, suggested by people who are obviously pretty tired of all the assholes who ask women to go to greater and greater lengths to be sure we’re not raped:

https://twitter.com/hilaryjfb/status/314171979567607810

https://twitter.com/WpplHQ/status/316205927143440386

Walk with your keys out and in your hand if alone at night. Also, replace your keys with knives. #SafetyTipsForLadies — Katsian Andor (@dogunderwater) March 25, 2013

Rapists prefer braids or pony tails for a quick grab, shave your head and oil up to slip through their grasp. #safetytipsforladies — Maisie Brown (@MaisieSuee) March 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/Hirn_Sieb/status/316197334503534592

https://twitter.com/CaptKimothy/status/316187764368482304

#safetytipsforladies Chop off a rapist's arms and lower jaw, put them on a leash and make them accompany you to confuse other rapists. — Be kind today (@Wardog_E) March 23, 2013

https://twitter.com/C_HMiller/status/315360760509394944

consider eating spider eggs to ensure that baby spiders pour from your mouth+eyes whenever you converse with a man #safetytipsforladies — cloud pal (@camisquall) March 22, 2013

Don't trust men who are smiling and friendly but then take on an evil look on camera when you walk offscreen. #safetytipsforladies — Jafafa Hots (@JafafaHots) March 22, 2013

https://twitter.com/SallyStrange/status/314998726684975104