There are dozens of autistic people on both 4Chan and Reddit who believe Julian Assange is dead. They’ve gone through extraordinary lengths to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that both John ‘do you want to have pizza for an hour’ Podesta is a pedophile and Julian Assange is either dead and/or being tortured in a CIA black site.

After all, if he’s still alive, why hasn’t he gone outside onto the terrace of the Ecuadorian embassy to prove that he still exists?

Here in the timeline of events that led to his curious disappearance, courtesy of some fucking retard on 4Chan.

– Apr 16th: John Jones QC, Assange’s U.N. Lawyer dies jumping in front of a train.

– May 11th: Michael Ratner, WikiLeaks’ chief counsel, dies of cancer.

– Jul 10th: Seth Rich, DNC staffer who supposedly leaked DNC documents to Wikileaks, is shot in the back and

dies. Nothing is stolen from his body.

– Aug 5th: Edward Snowden (source of leaks on surveillance by the NSA) tweets 64 bit code (potential dead

man’s switch),

– Aug 10th: Wikileaks offers $20k reward for information on murder of Seth Rich.

– Oct 7th: Podestamails leaks first batch.

– Oct 14th: John Podesta tweets “I bet the lobster risotto is better than the food at the Ecuadorian Embassy”.

– Oct 16th/17th: John Kerry visits the UK, personally pressures Equador to stop Assange from publishing

documents about Clinton.

– Oct 16th: Wikileaks tweets SHA-256 prerelease keys.

– Oct 18th: Equadorian Embassy cuts off Assange’s internet access.

– Oct 18th: Pamela Anderson visits Assange and feeds him a vegan sandwich.

– Oct 18th: Witnesses photograph and report heavily armed police and vans outside Equadorian Embassy, are

barred from approaching and have cellphones confiscated. Live feeds are cut off.

Oct 18th: Fox News reports Assange will be arrested in a matter of hours.

– Oct 18th: https://file.wikileaks.org/file made publicly visible, file dates/timestamps changed to 1984

(Orwell reference).

– Oct 18th: London Airport evacuated due to “chemical attack”, potentially used as cover to fly Assange out of country.

Oct 20th: /r/wikileaks, /r/dncleaks, /r/wikileakstaskforce and /r/nsaleaks add 21 new moderators and remove

previous mods, all threads about Assange going missing deleted since.

– Oct 20th/21st: Wikileaks tweets 5 tweets with misspelled words. The incorrect letters spell “HELP HIM”. The

Wikileaks twitter has never made a spelling error, let alone 5 in two days.

– Oct 21st: Massive DDoS attack on US internet. Wikileaks tweets to imply the attack originates from its supporters, asking them to stop, no evidence supports claim.

– Oct 22nd: Gavin MacFadyen (mentor to Assange and key player in Wikileaks) dies of lung cancer.

– Oct 23rd: Wikileaks Tweets poll asking how best to prove Assange is alive (he still hasn’t appeared on video or at the window since).

– Oct 24th: Wikileaks Tweets video of Assange and Michael Moore recorded in June.

– Oct 26th: 4chan users successfully decode their first message in Wikileak’s blockchain. Threads

are instantly flooded by shills saying that it’s not worth looking into. The blockchain is blocked with fees and 43000 unconfirmed transactions appear in the mempool.

– Nov 6th: Huge DDoS takes down Wikileaks for first time in years.

– Nov 7th: Various entities notice hundreds of Podesta and DNC emails are missing from recent leaks, accessed

with direct entry.

– Nov 8th: Trump wins.

– Nov 12th: Assange meets with Swedish prosecutor regarding rape allegations, lawyers barred from attending,

meeting conducted via an Equadorian ambassador (not face to face)

– Nov 14th: Wikileaks releases insurance files, SHA-256 hashes do not match those tweeted in October.

For those of you who will say ‘how about that interview he did with RT recently?’

Well now, that’s easily explained via facial recognition software, coupled with the compliance of the Russia friendly RT reporters compliance. To me, this seems like a bit of a stretch. Lots of loose ends there.

And then there’s this, an anonymous post, claiming to be part of Wikileaks under a gag order — claiming Wikileaks has been compromised and no longer under the command of Assange.

If Wikileaks was compromised, could you imagine the blackmail that could be levied from it, using their brand of transparency and truthfulness to degrade and rot those in the path of nefarious globalist scum?

Put this all to rest, Julian. Give a press conference from the terrace of the embassy and make everyone shut the fuck up already. This is worse than the ‘Elvis is alive’ nonsense that my grandfather used to spew.

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