Inspired by a suggestion from a listener, Bryan Fischer hit upon a brilliant idea on yesterday’s radio program: using health care reform to mandate that everyone attend church and assess a tax on all those who don’t.

As Fischer explained, “people who have an active, vibrant spiritual life are healthier” and since “Obamacare is all about improving the health of the American people,” we ought to “mandate that you go to church for your own health and we are going to tax the atheists who don’t go to church”: