After the city of Boston issued a permit for a “straight pride” parade later this summer, the internet has gone wild with condemnation and comedy.

But Twitter user Eva Victor may have won the internet already.

In her satirical take on the ridiculous “parade,” Victor explains to her boyfriend why she’s so excited to go to Straight Pride and why it’s so important to her as a straight woman.

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“We have 364 days a year where we have unbelievable, unspoken privilege and then we have one day here – one day – where we get to celebrate having that privilege all year long,” she quips. “What’s not to understand?”