I’m not one to see racism and anti-Semitism in everything, but I have to say, the only place where I’ve seen more blatant anti-Semitism than on Tumblr is Stormfront.

The hatred of Jews on Tumblr within the SJ community is usually thinly veiled hatred of white people (which we all know, is fine, and if you’re white and you have a problem with people saying you need to be exterminated, you’re just racist!) but in fact, when Tumblr SJWs get on the subject of Jews, their hatred seems to exceed their hatred for whites. I have even seen it said (not on Tumblr, but on another SJ-oriented site) that there is such a thing as “Jewish privilege” which extends beyond white privilege–and that Jews are being handed law and medical degrees for no reason at all other than being Jewish.

One wouldn’t expect this kind of bigotry from SJWs, especially toward an ethnic group that has been systematically killed and persecuted for thousands of years. We are sympathetic to the effects of slavery (as we should be!) but already, the Holocaust is ancient history, and it’s OK to joke about it, comparing victims of this horrible genocide with thin runway models–and even going as far as to compare being on a fucking diet to being in a concentration camp (looking at you, “fat acceptance” movement).

Of course, this stuff doesn’t persist when the SJ blogger is Jewish- but if the SJ blogger is a “POC” or anyone who considers themselves less privileged than the Jews (including someone who is just fat and white, and who feels that having to eat healthy is akin to being in Auschwitz), get ready for a Jew-hating-palooza.

It’s odd that the SJWs are so quick to brand Jews as whiter-than-white and more privileged than regular ol’ whiteys, when they are so eager to claim POC status for the Sami people, the Romans, and other ethnic groups who (for all intents and purposes) usually look white. SJWs have claimed that Cleopatra was Black, Beethoven was Black, and even that George Washington was Black. But the Jews? White devils. Don’t worry about “making sense”, people. The Jews are so white that they’re EVEN WORSE than white people.

Black Jews, of course, are exempt from the anti-Semitism. Since SJWs are so American-centric, their idea of Jews is limited to New York white-passing Jews like Jerry Seinfeld, or the she-devil herself Lena Dunham–who may not be oppressed in New York, but wouldn’t feel as comfortable as a white person in the deep south and parts of Europe and the Middle East. And for all we know, they’ve heard a few horrendous “oven jokes” in their day.

I’m in no way arguing that being Jewish is harder than being Black. I’ve had this discussion with people before and that is normally the first thing they say–that my insisting that white-passing Jews aren’t evil (and have different experiences from other white people) is somehow akin to me implying Jews have the hardest existence out of everyone in the world. Listen, being Black is obviously harder than being Jewish (I guess, depending on where you are. I wouldn’t want to be Jewish in parts of the Middle East!) but that doesn’t mean that anti-Semitic remarks are okay. That’s really it.

But let’s dig into why SJWs hate Jews so much. It’s not because they look white, although the SJWs will claim that’s why. But as we all know, Sami people look white (as do many “POC” SJWs who claim not to have white privilege, due to a Mexican great-grandfather, but are physically indistinguishable from white people). So…why?

Well, first off, the term “white” in SJW talk is entirely made up. In a sense, it’s always made up, because race is socially constructed. But since SJWs assert that white people can’t be oppressed, any white people who are oppressed (see: Sami) can’t possibly be white. That’s why we have “POC” Sami who are blonde, blue-eyed and lighter than most white people.

Jews, on the other hand, look distinctly less “white” than Sami on average, but within the more densely populated areas of America, they aren’t obviously oppressed. Because these tend to be the areas from where SJWs hail, Ashkenazi Jews ipso facto aren’t oppressed and therefore MUST be white. If the Jews in question don’t “look” white, then they get to be POCs, but since there’s a real spectrum of colors and features within the Jewish community, it’s up to a 19-year-old on Tumblr to decide who gets to be a POC and who doesn’t.

But basically, when in doubt, all Jews are white and thus, terrible.

There’s one problem, though. SJWs assert that white people are imperialistic and have no culture (they’re culture vampires, basically- they just take whatever culture the people they conquered had). Jews, on the other hand, haven’t been imperialistic, and have a distinct culture. Of course, Jewish Ashkenazi culture will be different from Sephardic or Ethiopian, but even so, the supposed “oppressor” white Jews have their own awesome culture that wasn’t stolen from someone else. So…how do we explain that?

We don’t, really. When Jewish culture comes up, SJWs will say something like “Well, there are Black Jews too” (I guess, implying that white Jews stole their culture from Black Jews or something nonsensical like that). End of story! Well, ya got me! I guess Jews ARE horrible. Good one.

Also, you know why many Jews look white? Being raped by cossacks for centuries. Not by being evil.

Listen, I’ll meet the SJWs halfway and admit that a lot of comments made about white people are somewhat deserved and ultimately harmless. White people are responsible for pretty much all the racial atrocities within America, so it makes sense to be angry and to vent about this stuff. But extending those comments to Jews is different–“kill all whites”, one can argue, has absolutely no historical context, but remarks about scheming, media-controlling, privileged Jews do have a major historical context and are not okay, even if it’s under the guise of, “But Jews have it better than Black people!”

Also, it goes without saying that using the Holocaust to complain about “thin privilege” and dieting makes you a pretty shitty person.