Ladies and gentlemen, the COVID19 take that could only come from Vox’s Ian Millhiser:

My worst take is that we are lucky that this crisis happened under a GOP president. Even an incompetent one. If Hillary Clinton were president, the initial response would be MUCH better. But McConnell would actively sabotage that response & Fox would whip people into a mob. — Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) April 3, 2020

Millhouse never disappoints.

God that’s depressing. — Dixie Rodgers Noonan (@DixieNoonan) April 3, 2020

What’s depressing? That Ian thought his take was worth sharing with the rest of the class? We, too, find that depressing.

What a coincidence – I'm also writing a fantasy novel during quarantine. — neontaster (@neontaster) April 3, 2020

Heh.

My God, you are actually a living parody — Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) April 3, 2020

Yes, you are correct. This is a terrible take.https://t.co/g2WAC8SVmT — Peter Cook (@_Peter_Cook) April 3, 2020

There's no way this will be your worst take, but it is awful. — Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) April 3, 2020

Not sure this is his worst take but it's up there against stiff competition. https://t.co/PpI1DILlBL — Jeremy Senderowicz (@jsende) April 3, 2020

Nice try. But this is not your worst take, all your takes are your worst take. — Phil, Doctor of Mystical Science (@philllosoraptor) April 3, 2020

Parting advice for Ian (not that he’ll take it):