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This is my take on the 2017 Nvidia CES press confrence. Need I say more

00:00 - 00:05 All the websites and fans wanted to know about the 1080ti

00:05 - 00:07 They went round and round for months

00:07 - 00:10 Everyone was so excited sites posted fake leaks

00:11 - 00:16 people were even betting on what jacket I would wear.

00:17 - 00:21 So with all this hype about the 1080ti we decided to say fuck em and give them AI cars

00:21 - 00:24 AI CARS! ...

00:29 - 00:31 AI cars. .. Something tesla has done for years.

00:31 - 00:34 if that wasn't enough we showed how it would spy on you

00:38 - 00:40 fucking AI cars

00:41 - 00:47 We also told them they could now pay $2000+ a year to stream a gpu

00:47 - 00:50 We made it sound like a good idea for mac users but only a moron would pay that..

00:50 - 00:56 $25 dollars for 20 hours game play. I'm not even sure who came up with that number.

00:58 - 00:59 You should of seen their faces.

00:59 - 01:01 They were like 0_o WTF

01:04 - 01:06 Then I told them it would have no lag

01:06 - 01:08 No lag on a streaming GPU service

01:13 - 01:14 such morons 1080ti

01:14 - 01:16 we gave them cars and the ability to pay us for NOT getting a GPU

01:16 - 01:20 Who pays for something they don't get

01:21 - 01:27 then we also told them about facebook

01:35 - 01:36 we are gonna make the whole home facebook compatable

01:36 - 01:39 we even made it look like hal 9000

01:41 - 01:44 No seriously, were going to make our own listening device and it will report everything back to the nsa.

01:44 - 01:47 If you remotely think this is a good idea we did make it look like hal 9000 to warn you.

01:47 - 01:49 we honestly shitted this out last second

01:50 - 01:53 but people will buy it

01:54 - 01:56 sorry DAVE

01:56 - 01:58 I can't let you in your home DAVE

01:58 - 02:02 No seriously we were gonna talk about the 1080ti

02:05 - 02:07 But then we said fuck it.

02:10 - 02:11 The fan boys will buy what ever we put out

02:11 - 02:13 They think they are going to go to amd

02:15 - 02:17 Do you know the last time AMD beat us at anything

02:17 - 02:20 stupid people are still going to buy our gpus and now AI cars

02:21 - 02:28 The fans wanted a GPU we gave them a NSA home and car

02:29 - 02:30 and a $2000+ dollar streaming gpu service

02:30 - 02:32 yea $25 for 20 hours

02:36 - 02:39 you can't make this shit up

02:40 - 02:42 now everyone wants to see AMD's responce

02:50 - 02:55 I can tell you this , they don't have a AI car

02:56 - 02:58 what will you do now?

02:58 - 03:04 Well we will circle jerk the people on reddit

03:04 - 03:09 and then not answer their questions

03:09 - 03:11 They shouldn't have speculated

03:16 - 03:20 maybe we will release the 1080ti for the streaming service

03:23 - 03:26 wouldn't that be great... fuck them and fuck AMD