Thelma 'Mama' Harper:

[after having been robbed by a burglar named The Courteous Crook] He's been in there! He's actually been in my bathroom!

Iola Lucille Boyland:

Did he take anything?

Thelma 'Mama' Harper:

No, he cleaned up!

Thelma 'Mama' Harper:

He even put on a new roll of toilet paper... and the right way too - from the bottom out!

Iola Lucille Boyland:

I always thought it was supposed to roll over the top...

Thelma 'Mama' Harper:

WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?