More than a display piece. To say shitbowl is just a bowl is like saying uber is just a massive network of economically exploited gig workers or wework is just overpriced office space for plaid-wearing freelancers. A proprietary platform, shitbowl represents the translation of decades of computer science discoveries in information storage into the domain of physical artefact caching. Infinitely scalable, the platform acts to reduce mental load for users and consequently enhance cognitive performance across the board.