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Article: Your Very Last SCP! Author: The Great Hippo Images: Link here . The rest were made by me using Inkscape and GIMP; I hereby release them into public domain. The font is actually Comic Neue , which is being used under the SIL license (I've loaded it via a webfont link from fontlibrary ).

hello yes

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Only use capital letters for proper

nouns and at the beginning of every

sentence.

└──────────────────────────────────────┘ Providing login credentials... . . . Credentials verified. Press any key to proceed.

> any key is broken

Terminal synchronized. Command?

> hello yes

'hello yes' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> i know that

'i know that' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> ok? i also am knowing that. i need some hlep

'ok? i also am knowing that. i need some hlep' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> help

Initializing help console…

> pardon spelling

'pardon spelling' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. . . . Help console initialized.

Hello, chum! ~:o) I'm Skippy, your automated SCP helper! How may I be of assistance?

> yes hello skippy > i am dado.

> i would like to make some scps. > i have many ideas.

> idea number first: statue. concrete. covered in poop. > normal, yes? > but actually, no. > there is a twist!

How are you doing that?

> doing what? > u do not like the idea? that's fine. i have others.

> idea number second: giant talking lizard. > also normal, yes? > but actually, no. > there is a twist!

I can see that you're exploiting a backdoor in this server via an ordinary Telnet client, but the raw text is coming through as Comic Sans. How is that even possible?

> oh, yes. is very complex hacking thing. > doubt u would understand. > am using "unicode". > (that is hacking term)

I'm examining your connection right now. Your network card appears to be a mashed potato.

> is hash table > don't worry is secure > added salt

> enough computer talk. have more ideas! > idea third: doctor who cures people. > very normal! nothing strange about that. yes?

Let me guess: There's a twist.

> no. see? that is the twist. > that there is no twist! > very meta.

> are u writing these down?

Oh, yes! I most certainly am, chum. ~:o)

> good. not really into writing. more of an idea person. > maybe we can b partners? > i come up with ideas. u write them. is good, yes? > will even credit u in author post.

How extremely considerate of you, buddy! ~:o)

> u r very supportive. > is so rare 2 find supportive ppl these days. every1 is so critical. > i think u and i will make many good scps together. > make lots of profits. all the upvotes. > i have 1 more idea for u. my best 1 yet. > have been hiding it. worried others may steal. > but u? > dado trusts u. > would u like to hear it, buddy?

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO HEAR IT, PAL! ~:o)

> ok. > idea fourth: there is world-wide conspiracy of scientists that contain and research objects. very spooky. > perfectly 200% normal. yes? nothing strange. nothing unusual. nothing weird going on. > but actually? no.

> there! > is! > a! > twist! > r u ready for this, partner? here it comes: > ……none of it is real! > it is…… just a bunch of horror writers!