1. Carol of the Shells

Oh the alerts

They're critical

No need to fear

Haxmas is here



Brute force attacks

From everywhere

Filling the LAN

Breach is declared



Unleash the beast

While people feast Shells of great fear

Haxmas is here



Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry HaXmas,

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry HaXmas.

2. Hackin' Around the CTF

Hackin' around the CTF

Got the tools on my laptop

Packets and shells, where you can't see

Popped one, now I can't stop

3. Auditors Are Coming to Town

You better control

You better comply

You better safeguard

We're telling you why

Auditors are coming to town

Auditors are coming to town

4. Check the Firewalls

Check the firewalls and proxies

Wall-alalala la la la la

'Tis a common appsec policy

Wall-alalala la la la la



Must restrict untrusted traffic

Wall-alalalalal la la la