We go out of our way to cater to the morons and it’s wrong

A flair for the obvious

Darwin would be appalled.

On February 27, 1992, the world of idiots were about to be given rewards for being just plain stupid.

That was the day that Stella Liebeck, a 79-year-old woman from Albuquerque, New Mexico, ordered a 49-cent cup of coffee from the drive-through window of a local McDonald’s restaurant located at 5001 Gibson Boulevard Southeast. She proceeded to (I’m assuming) accidentally pour the hot coffee on her crotch, burning it severely.

Instead of saying to herself and others, “Boy, am I stupid, or what?!” she sued McDonald’s for making the coffee hot… and won. That gave the green light to every person undeserving of being in the gene pool to sue anyone else for their own brain deadness.

The gates of idiocy hell opened wide. The patients took over the asylum. There now has to be a warning sign on everything, or the company is going to get sued.

Warning signs have warning signs

I saw a commercial showing a woman looking out her window at the man next door who was piling various things on top of each other so he could climb onto his roof. Although the viewer doesn’t see it, we (the sane) know that it’s going to end in catastrophe. However, in small print on the bottom of the screen is printed, “Do not try this yourself. Unless you’re an idiot.” (For the insane).

I believe the words, “Unless you’re an idiot” should be on most products today bearing warning labels.

Society does not need these people to be protected. We need to be protected from these people.

Not even stupid people would drink from a bottle of laundry detergent. And yet, this was recently on the news, and the worst part is…it’s true!

What would make a person think that because something is pretty, it must be okay to eat? Should there be a warning label on oil paintings in your home?:

This is not a real bowl of fruit. Do not eat.

I don’t think we should be getting in the way of nature. Let’s put the ‘common’ back in ‘common sense.’ If we let these people do as they wish, the world will be a safer place. Eventually. I mean…are we going to come to this?