So the party entered a tower. Our rogue player fell asleep so we rolled for her. For context, the party is a Rogue with crazy high Dex, a Warrior with decent dex, a Dragonborn Paladin with crap Dex, and a Cleric (me) with the shittiest Dex of the whole party. The Rouge and the Warrior are already on the second level.

Paladin - Ima run up the stairs! (barrels up the stairs with his greatsword)

DM - Ok make a Dex save roll. (he rolls low) You step on a loose step and the stairs flatten into a slide. You slide down and crash into the Cleric.

Cleric - Shit (gets crashed into by a huge ass Dragonborn)

Later…

Paladin - Im going to run up again!

DM - Ok make another Dex roll (rolls low again). A spiked wall comes down and slams you in the face. You slide down and crash into… who is down there again?

Cleric - (ooc face palm) Me

This went on about 7 times the whole session. We started with full health but by the end the Paladin and I were in single digits. The Warrior and Rouge got up without taking any damage. Got to the top of the tower to find… ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (nice view though).

As we were heading down…

Cleric - Do I remember where the trap steps are?

DM - Make a wisdom roll (I roll high since its my second highest stat). Ok you do.

Cleric - I sit down on the step above the trick step.

DM - Ok…?

Cleric - I trigger the trap.

DM - Oh ok. You slide down. Whos at the bottom again?

Paladin - Shit

Cleric - (ooc) OMG WTF

Everyone else - (laughing uncontrollably)

Rogue - (woke up) Um what are you guys laughing about? Did we find anything?