Male privilege is reading this story and, while agreeing that the guy telling it wasn’t right to do it, thinking that it was funny that the woman was “narcissistic enough to get freaked out over nothing and got trolled hard for it” by believing she was being attacked.

Male privilege is the author’s belief that he has the right to feel victimized because a woman suspected that he might attack her, and then pretending to attack her to frighten, shame and embarrass her.

I really wish I was kidding.