By Chris Wright

This monstrosity is currently doing the rounds on the internet purporting to be a mock up of Liverpool’s new Warrior third kit for next season – it ain’t pretty…

It’s more than likely the handiwork of some scurrilous Scouse scallywags but, if it does prove to be kosher, then may the good lord Xenu descend and push safety pins through my eyes before the start of next season.

Someone’s taking the wee-wee aren’t they? Please tell us someone’s taking the wee-wee!

Image: Empire of the Kop (who, it’s worth mentioning, don’t believe a word of it either!)