Arrg what spoils were delivered to my port of call today. Me benefactor could not have sent more wonderful treasures had Davey Jones delivered it himself.

First the package was adorned with Pirate figures obviously to warn off other plundering fools. Inside the sealed outer package was another treasure chest complete with bindings to ensure no easy entry. When I opened the top, behold mountains of gold coins. Enough to keep me in grog well into me old age.

Next was a soft black (of course because we are pirates) garment that had me dancing a jig. A fantastic tee shirt with my own, well it must me my own because it is so perfect, emblem. To keep me occupied on the long sea voyages I became a knitter. The emblem is me own skull and crossbones with yarn ball and needles and my motto "Yaaaaarn!" Oh a more seaworthy shirt has never been made.

Last and not least was another beautiful wooden chest with brass fittings and a brass anchor set in the top. The box itself is more than enough but no, inside was a right and proper spy glass. It will serve me well to keep an eye out for the government ships.

Me pirate deeds will have me down under with Blackbeard and the like when me days are done but today I am feeling like I am in heaven.