It’s something you may not have asked yourself before, but it’s worthy of some thought: Is the NSW Senator representing the Liberal Democrats a human or is he, indeed, an actual ibis? The ramifications of this study will be wide reaching — it could potentially prove that the people of Australia have voted a bin chicken into parliament which, it is my understanding, is a world first. Let’s have a look at the facts.

Ibis are universally hated. So is Senator David Leyonhjelm. Coincidence? Only time will tell. An ibis has no idea about appropriate behaviour after a tragedy. Does Senator David Leyonhjelm?

The answer is a clear no. The evidence is looking damning, Mr. Leyonhjibis.

3. Ibis are often found surrounded by repulsive garbage. Surely Senator David Leyonhjelm, well-respected member of New South Wales Parliament would not be one to surround himself in such filth?? This photo suggests otherwise.

Four Ibis… ibises. Ibi? Four Ibi.

4. An Ibis has a long hardened black beak that comes from the centre of its face which it uses to hunt for food and also to attack other ibis. Surely Senator David Leyonhjelm manages to avoid this distinct feature? As we can see below — the answer is no.

Senator David Leyonhjelm and his prominent beak.

The facts speak for themselves Australia. There is no more damning evidence then on his own Wikipedia page, where it seems he almost takes pleasure in flaunting his bird-like state.

The evidence is damning Australia. Truly damning. Should an actual bin chicken be allowed to reside in a position of government power? Does a dumpster chook have the cognitive ability to dictate compassionate and just legislature? Is he no better than a rat with feathers? Or should we smile kindly on our new tip turkey overlord. I’ll leave that up to you, kind and handsome reader.