If you haven't watched Sunday's episode of True Blood and you do not wish to have it spoiled, turn back now. If you haven't watched Sunday's episode of True Blood and you don't really care, because you know something extremely wonderful happened, then by all means proceed. So, friends, now that you're ready, here's a quick recap of what went down: Jason Stackhouse had a graphic sex dream about Eric Northman, because the people who make True Blood care deeply about the viewers/are just cribbing plot lines from slash fiction at this point.

In the dream, which is very clearly inspired by the many porn films Jason has seen in his lifetime, Jason finds Eric living in some sort of wood-paneled, vampire bachelor lair. "I can't get you out of my head," Jason purrs at Eric. "You probably hear that a lot, don't you?" He does, Jason, he does. But that doesn't mean he won't make you a drink and seduce you with a well-made cocktail, soft lighting, and exceedingly cheesy music.

Tumblr is having a field day with this incident, which will likely go down in history as The Only True Blood Scene That Really Mattered. Bravo to all of these brave artisans, for using their computers as Lilith intended and producing the following masterpieces:

Jason removes his jacket with fury:

strong>Eric shakes a drink with fury:

Bookmark that and put it on a loop, forever.

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Eliza Thompson senior entertainment editor I’m the senior entertainment editor at Cosmopolitan.com, which means my DVR is always 98 percent full.

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