I'm the motherfucking Empress. I fart solar storm whenever I'm angry and just thinking about that whiny edgy brat of my little sister fills me with imaginable wrath. It's because of her if I'm forced to sit like a paraplegic on this incredibly uncomfortable chair while forced to listen those annoying ponies that keep singing about harmony and friendship. They're driving me nuts.



What if we talk about something else to distract you?



Good idea. Choose a topic.



Hmm… Oh! How about Discord?



ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?