Jesus Christ, this asshole.

At yesterday’s coronavirus presser/super-spreader event in Bedminster, New Jersey, Donald Trump sarcastically referred to the WASPy weirdos in attendance as “peaceful protesters.” It was his way of excusing their flouting of social distancing and mask-wearing guidelines. Because he’s just that big of a prick.

Huffington Post:

Oh, they pretty much all have masks on? Well, that changes everyth …

Trump is about to walk into the room… Say hello to Trump's fan club at his Bedminster country club members. Not wearing masks/social distancing KEEP TWEETING THIS PICTURE, FOLKS! pic.twitter.com/LyWypnKsjk — #TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) August 7, 2020

So what rights are they fighting for exactly? The right to deduct happy-ending massages as business expenses?

Also, how is an official White House press conference considered “political activity”? Did Trump just admit something he shouldn’t have? I’m certain Susan Collins is concerned.

Of course, if I were watching a speech by Agolf Spitler, I’d be certain to wear a mask. He’s basically a broken sprinkler head hooked up to a Diet Coke and burger-grease spigot. If he has COVID, you’re getting it, too.

It’s still hard to believe that a guy who could likely save tens of thousands of lives just by modeling mask-wearing still refuses to do it. It’s almost as if he doesn’t care about the lives or welfare of anyone but himself.

Nah, that can’t be. That would be crazy.

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