My Santa ruined Christmas in the most delicious way possible!

We order a lot of our Christmas gifts online, so this time of year our mail is unsurprisingly full of packages. When I saw my Santa shipped without a tracking number, I immediately started scrutinizing our mail for anything unexpected,

That's when I saw it: my Secret Santa gift! Frantically I tore open the packaging and discovered four bottles of Woodford Reserve whiskey cocktail bitters...part of my Christmas gift from my wife that wasn't supposed to come for another week. Whoops, Amazon is really on it this season!

Fast forward a day and I get another package, this time labeled with my Reddit user name. There can be no more doubt, this is the one! Imagine my surprise when I tore open this package only to find...An entire cocktail set, complete with shaker, strainer, and two giant ice sphere molds!

This is perfect, I know just what to do with these. So while my Santa may have suggested a good Sazerac, I'm a bit more Old Fashioned and I have a few good bitters to fix this mixup! Thanks Santa, and cheers to an early Christmas!

TL;DR I accidentally opened my gift from my wife thinking it was from my Secret Santa. It turned out to fit perfectly with my actual Secret Santa gift!