You're walking in a Grineer Galleon.

There's no one around,

And your comms is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Stalker.



He's following you

About 30 feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He's gaining on you.

Stalker.



You're looking for your Tigris,

But you're all turned around.

He's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!



Running for your life

(From Stalker.)

He's brandishing a scythe,

(It's Stalker.)

Lurking in the shadows

Murderer, killer, Stalker.

Living in the woods,

(Stalker.)

Killing for revenge,

(Stalker.)

laughing at the bodies,

Sadistic, murderer, Stalker.



Now the lockdown is raised and you seem to have lost him,

But you're hopelessly lost yourself.

Stranded with a murderer,

You creep silently through the ship's halls.

A-ha! In the distance,

An area for your liset to dock!

Hope!

You move stealthily toward it,

But your frames! AH! You're getting a lag spike!



Closing all your programs,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Slowly alt tabbing,

(Quiet, quiet.)

Now your screen is black,

You're probably dead, from Stalker.

Sharpening his scythe,

(Stalker.)

But he doesn't see you fumbling,

(Stalker.)

You're sneaking up behind him.

backstabbing Stalker.

Fighting for your life with Stalker,

Wrestling a scythe from Stalker,

Stab it in his neurodes,

Safe at last from Stalker.



You limp towards extraction,

Still stuttering from bad performance issues.

But you have won.

You have beaten Stalker.





Wait! He isn't dead, Shadow surprise!

There's an arrow to your head,

And death in his eyes

But you farmed for that fists stance

Body slam murderer Stalker

Legendary fight with Stalker

Normal Tuesday night for Stalker

You try to swing a scythe at Stalker,

But now your friend is trying to skype you!

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

You're chopping off his head now...

You have just decapitated Stalker.



His helmet topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Stalker.

You're walking in a Grineer Galleon. There's no one around, And your comms is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Stalker. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Stalker. You're looking for your Tigris, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Stalker.) He's brandishing a scythe, (It's Stalker.) Lurking in the shadows Murderer, killer, Stalker. Living in the woods, (Stalker.) Killing for revenge, (Stalker.) laughing at the bodies, Sadistic, murderer, Stalker. Now the lockdown is raised and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the ship's halls. A-ha! In the distance, An area for your liset to dock! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your frames! AH! You're getting a lag spike! Closing all your programs, (Quiet, quiet.) Slowly alt tabbing, (Quiet, quiet.) Now your screen is black, You're probably dead, from Stalker. Sharpening his scythe, (Stalker.) But he doesn't see you fumbling, (Stalker.) You're sneaking up behind him. backstabbing Stalker. Fighting for your life with Stalker, Wrestling a scythe from Stalker, Stab it in his neurodes, Safe at last from Stalker. You limp towards extraction, Still stuttering from bad performance issues. But you have won. You have beaten Stalker. Wait! He isn't dead, Shadow surprise! There's an arrow to your head, And death in his eyes But you farmed for that fists stance Body slam murderer Stalker Legendary fight with Stalker Normal Tuesday night for Stalker You try to swing a scythe at Stalker, But now your friend is trying to skype you! He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Stalker. His helmet topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Stalker. Check this box if you received this product for free (?) Do you recommend this game? Yes No Cancel Save Changes