Whales suck. You know it. I know it. This website is dedicated to awareness and the education of mankind. Fuck the whales!

Whale Fact #1: 42.6% of all fatalities in the history of the world are due to whale attacks.



Whale Fact #2: Every whale is evil. Every one. See image below as proof:

Take note of the hat. Any whale wearing a hat is especially dangerous.

Whale Fact #3: Whales eat everything without mercy or regard for life. You are probably next.

See above image.

Whale Fact #4: There are too many whales. WAY WAY too many.

Whale Fact #5: Whales are masachists. They actually enjoy to be hunted and killed for their delicious blubber.

What do we do about this scourge upon our high seas:

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Unacceptable Whale Attack Caught on Tape: