START RUNNING FROM THE LAW NOW. Because when they see you listed in the book under a special section denoting a Very Extra Special Thanks, they will know that you are friendly with pirates. OR! List your child's name and ensure that they pursue a life of piracy! This pledge comes with a copy of the book with a little drawing on the cover and a thank you written from Jeremy Bastian. And to really show how in you are with the pirate crowd, this pledge also comes with a super-special ultra-rare limited print, each one tea-stained by HAND, with an illustration of Cursed Pirate Girl giving you the thumbs up and thanking you by name for your help! We'll also throw in three extra copies of the book, to either impress your friends or use to buy your way out of whatever brig you find yourself in.

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