If you’re stuck at home reading this due to the Coronavirus pandemic, you’re doing the right thing. But one of the disadvantages to posting up in your crib is the current lack of essential supplies… and by that, we mean toilet paper.

Seriously, what’s with the current madness for TP? Sure, people are afraid they’ll be self-quarantined for a few weeks, and they’re stocking up accordingly… but what’s up with this sudden surge in demand for butt-fodder? It’s frustrating, we know… but writer, filmmaker, actor and regular Terror Time contributor Saidtha “Chok” Suwanavisootr has made a little something to ease your anxiety… in the grossest way possible.

Wiped is an outrageous, award-winning horror comedy short which has been screening at festivals virtually non-stop since its 2018 premiere. Written and co-produced by Chok (who also plays a stoner character in the film) and directed by Rohit Govardhanam, Wiped follows a pretty basic premise: “What if a demonic force possessed a roll of toilet paper?” That’s pretty much all you need to know.

If you enjoy Wiped, you can show your appreciation by clicking on the image below and picking up one of these limited-edition enamel pins… and for a limited time, you’ll receive a free piece of pristine, unused toilet paper.

We know that’s not much relief when you’re running low… but hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?