Don't you hate it when you buy a rock and learn that it's not one of a kind? No, because all rocks are one of a kind. But that doesn't stop French luxury brand Hermès from boasting that each rock it sells is "unique," and "exclusive to you." A rock sells for $840, which seems steep until you learn the rock comes with a leather handle, making it easy to tote around.

Get one now, before Louise Linton buys up the entire inventory.

[via Oddity Central]