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A hat, cape... Silver handled cane?! Ah yes! It behooves an author to adopt certain satorial eccentricities... It alerts are public: here is an artist!... An individual of unique sensibilities! Now I'm off for a night of pub hopping and witty banter... The necessary inspiration for all great works of fiction! Later... Did you get inspired? I got beat up in the parking lot of the Dairy Queen...