I hope it’s spyware, used to track down and kill every man who installs the app. Open it and a SWAT-team of three highly skilled women is sent to your house. They’ll end your life swiftly as you sob and beg for mercy. “Come now, don’t get hysterical“, one of them will snigger. “I can’t listen to this anymore, I’d quite like to keep my sanity”, another will add with a sneer. The third one will say nothing, but look you straight in the eyes as she pulls the trigger. “She’s probably on her period” is the last thought to cross your mind.



Meanwhile, your girlfriend has been sleeping soundly through your cries. Thanks to the silencer, even the shot doesn’t wake her.

