If Monts' talisman wasn't enough of an advantage in France's fourth tier, they also signed up Giuly's former international teammate Sidney Govou, 35, to add even more top-flight class - although, in a strange twist, the club were forced to release a statement denying that he had been sacked for participating in internet drinking game Neknomination. Giuly, meanwhile, has been topping up his Wikipedia career stats with casual hat-tricks against such luminaries as FC Villefranche: