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Photographic proof that manbearpig is totally real! as seen right before causing untold carnage and destruction in Hallam, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

as seen right before causing untold carnage and destruction in Hallam, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. manbearpig killed a Mexican in Defiance, Ohio.

manbearpig was seen devouring Patrick Kane, is suspected in the disappearance of 7 pizzas and has been raping Marián Hossa repeatedly in an attempt to create a disgusting half-manbearpig, half-Hossa monster.

manbearpig dismembered and ate Blake Shaw in Lima, Ohio.

manbearpig tried to rape and murder in Akron, Ohio. A usual day for manbearpig.

manbearpig made Keyla's boyfriend act in an unbecoming way in San Diego, California.

manbearpig was spotted 3 miles east of Union Star, Missouri.

manbearpig left mangled carp droppings by Cutler Reservoir, Benson, Utah.

manbearpig stalked victims in Providence Canyon, Utah.

manbearpig was sighted eating and raping cats in Rochester, Michigan.

manbearpig was seen driving a tractor in the countryside in Kent County, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig was spotted in Johnson City, Tennessee.

manbearpig tried raping a Ford Festiva in Kendallville, Indiana.

manbearpig was defiling watermelons in a dumpster in Notfolk, Virginia.

manbearpig was spotted eating and rubbing up against students on the Temple University campus in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and heading south towards the city center.

manbearpig was seen causing havoc in the city centre of Bristol bs8 1qq, United Kingdom.

manbearpig sighted stalking small animals at Addicks Reservoir in Houston, Texas.

manbearpig can be seen here preparing to pounce on a helpless victim on the Isle of Skye, Scotland, UK. Update : More photographic PROOF!

manbearpig finished a 72 ounce steak in Amarillo, Texas in 1 minute, 27 seconds, then went to the corner of Bell Street and Arden Road and ate prairie dogs for dessert.

manbearpig savagely attacked Walker Miller in Perry County, Pennsylvania.

manbearpig was spotted by Petty Officer 3rd Class Anthony Montgomery trying to take over the USS Enterprise Aircraft Carrier at the United States Norfolk Naval Base, Norfolk, Virginia.

manbearpig was headed North towards Canada and seen by skiers at Itasca State Park in Minnesota.

manbearpig spotted just outside of Brainerd Minnesota.

manbearpig was sighted in a forest near Andy near Randall, Minnesota.

manbearpig seen in Leeds, England, United Kingdom eating a packet of Seabrooks crisps (which I assume is a euphemism for a specific body part).

manbearpig was spotted stalking in the shadows of people's homes in Englewood, Colorado.

manbearpig was sighted in Stockton, England, United Kingdom drinking Dr Pepper.

manbearpig was seen drinking by himself at the Red Hat Sports Bar in Concord, California.

manbearpig was found feeding in MultiFab Ltd. in Mildenhall, Suffolk, United Kingdom. More photographic proof of manbearpig (even though I don't really need proof anymore as only a denier would question the grim threat of manbearpig)

manbearpig tried to get into the FedEx office in Granbury, Texas.

manbearpig attacked a Walmart in Lancaster California.

manbearpig sighted in Athens, Georgia.

manbearpig and some Nazi rapists savagely attacked Kyle in Catoosa, Oklahoma (manbearpig usually roams alone so the Nazis, hopefully, were only there coincidentally).

manbearpig viciously attacked a gas station cashier in Land O' Lakes, Wisconsin.

manbearpig was sighted outside a public school in Magnolia, New Jersey.

manbearpig was seen eating a deer in the woods in Fargo, North Dakota.

manbearpig lurked inside a washing machine in the Best But in Chesterfield, Michigan.

manbearpig caused a riot and ate pepper spray at Hyde Park, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.

manbearpig was at the self-scan checkout at Sainsburys in Bourne, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom.

manbearpig tried to eat a baby in the Grays Ferry section of South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

manbearpig was seen in downtown Austin, TX strumming, wearing too-tight jeans and drinking PBR ironically.

manbearpig was sighted in Mebane, North Carolina picking his nose and flicking his boogers on other customers at the Waffle House.

manbearpig was just spotted at Chad Kruswicki's house in Portage, Wisconsin.

manbearpig was spotted at the London Olympic Stadium taking a dump in the Olypmic Torch.

manbearpig was seen by a scuba diver in the Gulf of Mexico.

manbearpig was sighted at Baylands Park in Sunnyvale, California eating cheeseburgers.

Evidence of manbearpig was found in Yulee, Florida.

manbearpig did disgusting things to a poor rotwieller named Bill Clinton in Killeen, Texas.

manbearpig was spotted in Birmingham, England, UK crashing an awards ceremony.

manbearpig stalked his prey in Oxford, Alabama. Photographic proof!!!!!

manbearpig was seen doing obscene and horrifying things to Jacob S.'s computer.

manbearpig was spotted at exactly 36.973516, 26.938677 (Kalymnou-Emporeiou, Kalymnos, Greece).

manbearpig was seen dragging a half-eaten animal or a fender of a '76 Chevy Monza in the woods near Stafford, Connecticut.

manbearpig has again struck Dufur, Oregon and has done unspeakable things to the local livestock.

manbearpig ruthlessly massacred 15 French soldiers near Caen, France after seeing and then trying to surrender to manbearpig. Several were impaled on their own bottles of wine.

manbearpig attacked Cusago, Italy. In response, the Italian government sent in an Italian Army battalion.

manbearpig was seen mocking the homeless in Visalia, California.

manbearpig was sighted in an orange grove and around Badger Hill in Exeter, California.

manbearpig was said to have been seen on Makin Atoll in the Pacific Ocean in 1942 by a US Marine named C. Miller. This is the earliest registered sighting of manbearpig. BTW, the island is now known as Butaritari, Gilbert Islands, Republic of Kiribati.

manbearpig killed 43 Russians and caused a mass panic in Volgograd, Russia (formerly known as Stalingrad).

manbearpig attacked Boy Scout Troop 309 on Angel Island, California (Thanks to their manbearpig.net and their manbearpig survival training they have all survived! Thanks AlGore!).

manbearpig peed on a poor drunk in Estrella Park, outside of Goodyear, Arizona.

manbearpig killed Joe Bairstow in Bridlington, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig was seen in a guard shack at the Naughton Power Plant in Kemmerer, Wyoming.

manbearpig seen lurking around Point Reyes Station, California.

manbearpig went on a killing spree in Gravesend, Kent, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig spotted looking menacing at Nacozari De Garcia, Montezuma, Sonora, Mexico.

manbearpig was seen on the prowl in the Pure nightclub in Sligo, Ireland.

manbearpig was spotted trying to mate with a rust colored Chevy Silverado in Roxborough, Colorado.

manbearpig pummelled Austin on Maple Street in Sommersworth, New Hampshire.

manbearpig was seen engaged in a boxing match with the legendary sasquatch in Doon, Iowa.

manbearpig caused a commotion and political instability in Malé, Maldives.

Corey, Tali and Gabriel saw manbearpig mating with a girl on the beach at Sheringham, Norfolk, United Kingdom and then saw manbearpig attacking a student Jordan Ince outside his own home.

manbearpig was seen outside a tattoo parlor on State Street called 805 Ink in Santa Barbara, California.

manbearpig has been killing gypsies and possibly contaminated the water supply on West Garth Road in Exeter, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig was seen attacking guests in the Sukhothai Bangkok Hotel in Dusit District, Bangkok, Thailand.

manbearpig attacked a Swiss man outside of the Victoria Palace Theatre in London, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig lurks around a park in Wenatchee, Washington.

manbearpig is seen here (down and to the right) about to steal a purse from an old woman in Holt, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig has stalked David relentlessly, ate a small child and de-skinned David's neighbor in Somersworth, New Hampshire. Update : More unimpeachable photographic proof of manbearpig's existence.

: More unimpeachable photographic proof of manbearpig's existence. manbearpig was seen in Rollinsford, New Hampshire being kind of a jerk and was briefly mistaken for Newt Gingrich.

manbearpig did terribly obscene things to Hank, my friend, on his way to school in Somersworth, New Hampshire.

manbearpig was seen eating a sand monster at the sand soccer tournament in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

manbearpig is rumored to be known as "ITZ SUP3N0VAZ" on xbox.

manbearpig was seen in the back hills of Vail, Colorado.

manbearpig attacked and forcibly removed Niall's round parts in Bridlington, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig scared the pants off of people at the Brasseriet in Borås, Västergötland, Sweden.

manbearpig was seen again in Newbury, Berkshire, England, United Kingdom violating pumpkins and threatening the public order.

manbearpig and a Scottish lizard seen going door to door extorting candy and money from the pitiful residents of Southport, UK.

manbearpig ate Dominic's daughter in front of Dominic in Stockton, California.

manbearpig was spotted in Los Angeles, California throwing old Hewlett Packard printers off the top of a building onto Santa Monica Boulevard.

manbearpig was seen seen making love to the dead body of a "sexual health expert" called Turner during the London, UK riots.

manbearpig broke into a garage in Petaluma, California and did obscene things to a VHS recorder.

manbearpig seen in Bozeman, Montana disguised as a college student attempting to lure other students to a "fish bake".

manbearpig sighted trying to mate with an old woman in a fur coat in Newbury, Berkshire, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig was seen buying cigarettes for middle schoolers in Hazel Green, Wisconsin. manbearpig's only purpose in life is to kill you and all of your children.

manbearpig ripped John Su's balls off outside my office in San Francisco, California.

manbearpig killed two teenage boys in Paris, France.

manbearpig rampaged through a retirement home in Menifee, California.

manbearpig is rumored to be disguising himself as an ATM and attacking people at 8 First Avenue, Persiaran Bandar Utama, Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia.

manbearpig invaded Destin, Florida and was putting sand in swimming pools and eating used speedos.

manbearpig was seen eating sausage and being a nuisance near the German embassy in Gaborone, Botswana.

manbearpig attacked a Dilek (which I assume is like a Dalek) in Zürich, Switzerland.

manbearpig was spotted at Santander Bank, Chester, England, United Kingdom eating neighborhood pets.

manbearpig seen outside of Victoria Square House in Birmingham, United Kingdom.

manbearpig's hidden lair has been uncovered at Luray Caverns in Luray, Virginia! Yet more photographic proof of manbearpig's existence.

manbearpig has been spotted in London, United Kingdom causing the imminent collapse of society. (manbearpig also demolished a Sony Distribution Centre.)

manbearpig, while disguised as a pizza delivery boy, broke into Jackson's house in Hagerstown, Maryland and ate his cat. As manbearpig is pure evil wrapped in malevolence, manbearpig did not leave the pizza.

manbearpig ate several patrons in a diner in Fulton, New York.

manbearpig abducted a screaming woman from a pool in Cabot, Arkansas somewhere near Blackwater Recording Studios or Studio Sizzle Hair Salon.

manbearpig found running riot in Letterkenny, Ireland.

manbearpig spotted in Leggett's garden in Lingwood, Norwich, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig seen flying planes at Reedham, Norfolk, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig found at bungie.net the home of Bungie Studios and my biggest fans."

manbearpig showed up in Danville, California and vowed to destroy the world of the Danvillians on October 21, 2011.

manbearpig seen lurking outside of the Tantra Feed Company in Ho, Volta Region, Ghana.

manbearpig was spotted scaling the wall outside Francesca's apartment in Mt Vernon, NY. Hopefully, Francesca will read this and realize she needs to run to her apartment building's manbearpig-proof bunker.

manbearpig was seen lurking outside of Clydesdale Bank at 30 St Vincent Place, Glasgow, Scotland, UK.

manbearpig seen running near Norton, Virginia destroying camp grounds around High Knob. >li>manbearpig was spotted by Sarah outside of the Superball Ten Pin Bowling Centre, Invercargill, New Zealand.

manbearpig was seen at 35.551183, -120.723071 on Eric Lane, Templeton, California.

manbearpig invaded neutral Basel, Switzerland squatted at Dilek Records and caused trouble.

manbearpig repeatedly attacked Khaldoon Khalifa in a park in Dubai, UAE.

manbearpig seen in a field east of Old Stone Apartments in Springfield, Missouri.

manbearpig was photographed at a golf course north of Oslo, Norway.

manbearpig has been spotted in Perth, Western Australia. This means Australia's manbearpig-proof fence has failed.

manbearpig was seen by David "having butt liaisons on a small dog" in Córdoba, Argentina.

manbearpig scared and terrorized everyone outside the Standard Bank in Port Elizabeth, South Africa.

manbearpig caused untold devastation in throughout Japan. Serial.

manbearpig stole homemade toilet paper from Donald in Madison, Ohio.

manbearpig caught doing obscene things with an Adobe Acrobat version 9 box in Clifton, New Jersey.

manbearpig spotted bouncing checks in Riverside, New Jersey.

manbearpig was seen infiltrating Fort Hood, Texas plotting to create an army of super-manbearpig clones.

manbearpig uncovered running a lottery scam out of Banglamung, Pattaya, Thailand.

manbearpig seen eating iPhones in Oldsmar, Florida.

manbearpig invades Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

manbearpig broke and defiled an inkjet printer in Utrecht, the Netherlands.

manbearpig was blocking traffic near the Pyramid of Gaius Cestius, in Rome, Italy.

manbearpig causes chaos in Yamoussoukro, Côte d'Ivoire (aka the Ivory Coast).

manbearpig seen violating birds in Paramaribo, Suriname.

manbearpig spotted outside a Lane Bryants in Algonquin, Illinois with Bryno. Undeniable photographic proof!!

manbearpig seen eating children at the Peanut Butter Playground in West Los Angeles, California. If in the area, be aware!

manbearpig seen attacking on the English side of the Severn Bridge, Aust, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig invaded Dundee, Scotland, United Kingdom.

manbearpig ate all of the crabs in Grand Popo, Benin.

manbearpig caused devastation in Townsville, Queensland, Australia.

manbearpig stomped around Douglas, Isle of Man, United Kingdom.

manbearpig built a chair out of people in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

manbearpig seen scaring animals and making eerie noises in Trige, Denmark.

manbearpig spotted in the river in Monmouth, Monmouthshire, Wales, UK.

manbearpig spotted at King Kababs in Monmouth, Wales, UK.

manbearpig caught terrorizing the populace of Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

manbearpig attacked a deer stand and sodomized the deer in East Texas Piney Woods.

manbearpig seen opening other people's mail in Reno, Nevada. That's a felony!

manbearpig roams the campus of Centenary College in Hackettstown, New Jersey.

manbearpig is on the defensive in Chittagong, Bangladesh!! The Bangladeshi government calls the new anti-manbearpig fighting forces the Tigers.

manbearpig slept with Brett's mom in Chicago, Illinois. May she rest in peace.

manbearpig inappropriately touched a bystander at Simon's Wood in Winterton, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom.

manbearpig spotted outside of Vienna, Austria trying to mate with a human-like creature called Fiona Swarovski who I am told is the wife of Austria's former Minister of Finances : Karl-Heinz Grasser. Photographic PROOF (sfw, although her eyes may swallow your soul.)

manbearpig defiled a cross and several students at a religious school in Exeter, Devon, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig seen in Easton, Massachusetts. It appears manbearpig is trying to lure people to him by dressing like me. Beware!

manbearpig seen with a woman, a small child and a mini-manbearpig in a Naval base in Kuwait.

manbearpig scaring children, adults and old people at Reyes Adobe Park, Agoura Hills, California.

manbearpig spotted urinating on the side of the Dawg Ugly Saloon in Williamsport, Ohio.

manbearpig sighted running around the Central Bus Station in Jerusalem, Israel.

manbearpig spotted urinating in the frozen food section at Jewel in Downers Grove, Illinois.

manbearpig seen lurking around Frankfurter Ring 129, München, Germany

manbearpig caught sealing beer in Evansville, Wisconsin.

manbearpig seen in Websterville, Vermont.

manbearpig seen terrorizing disabled children in Kirton in Lindsey in the UK.

manbearpig seen rumaging around the Sunoco in Bristol, Virginia

manbearpig spotted in Parker, Colorado raping a Prius. Have you no shame, manbearpig?

manbearpig seen causing mayhem in Sierra Vista, Arizona.

absolute photographic proof of manbearpig's existence as seen south of Saylorville Lake near Des Moines, Iowa.

manbearpig sighted in Silverton, Colorado. Photographic proof of manbearpig's existence is here.

manbearpig nearly captured in Neskollen, Norway but escaped due to inadequate planning.

manbearpig heard at Pineknot Campground, Big Bear, California.

manbearpig sighted in a cave in Sør-Odal, Norway.

manbearpig seen dragging a pallet of building supplies West through Bibern, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

manbearpig assaulted Kenneth's dog in Northeast Landsberg, Germany.

manbearpig devestates office building in Gilbert, Arizona.

manbearpig seen lurking in the streets in Yangon, Burma.

manbearpig impaled puppies and ate preschoolers outside South Park, Colorado.

manbearpig had its way with a dog and ate a small child in Trenton, Ohio.

manbearpig sighted in the vicinity of the Black Rocks in the Kerikeri River Inlet, Bay of Islands, New Zealand.

Notice of menace to navigation : manbearpig seen attacking yachts at 35deg 12.5min S; 174deg 7min E.

manbearpig seen lurking around Player Avenue in Sierra Vista, Arizona.

Is Lady Gaga a manbearpig/manbearpig spawn? Until I receive contradictory evidence I am going to assume it is true.

manbearpig spotted crushing small animals with anvils in Burbank, California.

manbearpig seen smashing gourds in Paupa New Guinea.

manbearpig kills family in Acle, Norfolk, UK.

manbearpig was seen devouring the left over lunches from garbage of the Metis Federation in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

manbearpig seen walking through Launceston, Tasmania, Australia in a black suit

manbearpig killed a woman with a bottle of olive oil in an Aldi store in Mannheim, Germany.

manbearpig spotted in the forests of Cold Ash, England growling and howling at the moon.

manbearpig was seen breaking into a Toyota Corolla to eat the leather seats in Aalborg, Denmark.

manberpig ate several tourists in Kilkenny, Ireland.

manbearpig roams rural Cochise County, Nevada with a clipboard impersonating a census worker or possibly an accountant.

manbearpig seen flying through the sky of Watertown, Wisconsin on Apr 14, 2010.

manbearpig seen lurking in Merced, California.

manbearpig seen trashing the forests around Molkom, Sweden.

manbearpig was mistaken for an earthquake in Baja California, Mexico.

manbearpig attacks the Roman colony in Sbeitla, Tunisia. All that's left are ruins.

manbearpig devastates Quezon City, Philippines.

manbearpig seen armored in skate gear in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

manbearpig spotted at Blackadore Caye in Belize.

manbearpig seen at Lookout Mountain looming menacingly over Chattanooga, Tennessee.

manbearpig's orgy of destruction falls upon Byron, GA.

manbearpig seen posing as a student in a school in Yankton, South Dakota.

pro-manbearpig propaganda seen here. Everything there is completely false. Lies!

manbearpig sighted trying to eat Matt's mother in Norwich, England.

manbearpig terrorizes the community of Banana in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

manbearpig attacked a government sponsored manbearpig research facility in Ottawa, Canada. The weapon they were working on can be seen here.

manbearpig seen in the Empire State Building in a disabled toilet eating peanut butter and cheese.

manbearpig reportedly seen in the Northern Territories, Canada eating polar bears and eskimos.

manbearpig sighted in Pyongyang, North Korea in a possible partnership with Kim Jong Il.

mannbearpig ate a "little dear" in Kittaning, Pennsylvania.

manbearpig seen in the Pentagon brainwashing various Washington D.C. bureaucrats.

manbearpig spotted climbing the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada. He killed a moose when he got to the top and fed it to the pigeons.

manbearpig assaults a Misek in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

manbearpig attacks Tom's Restaurant, New York, NY.

manbearpig spotted at the Hollow Park, Woodbury, Connecticut eating Pop Tarts and small children.

manbearpig seen in the West Edmonton Mall, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada dressed like me, AlGore. Edmontonians beware!

manbearpig ate my vast penguin army I've been breeding at the Calgary Zoo, Alberta, Canada.

manbearpig tried to rape a dog named Bogey at FDR Park in South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

manbearpig seen eating children in Berea, Ohio.

manbearpig spotted in Antarctica by Mittens the Kitty-cat of Death.

manbearpig ate Mikayleah at the Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia.

manbearpig attacks Olympics in Vancouver, Canada. Luc in Vancouver, Canada saw manbearpig attack a Georgian luger. One dead. For the record, when I was asked if a luger might be effective against manbearpig and I said maybe, I thought the questioner was referring to these.

manbearpig attacks mullet headed women in China, Texas.

I'm pretty sure (84-90% sure) that this is not manbearpig.

manbearpig takes over Beaumont, Texas.

manbearpig seen destroying hotdog stands in Mianus, Connecticut.

manbearpig spotted in Rawson, Ohio by Anthony Montgomery, Trevor Miller, and Nathan Ferguson.

manbearpig jumping out of bushes in Sintra, Portugal.

manbearpig seen robbing hobo shoes and beer in Tartu, Estonia.

manbearpig rampages through Port au Prince, Haiti. Thousands dead.

manbearpig seen in Rawson, Ohio terrorizing stray cats and eating yellow snow.

manbearpig seen at a snowcone stand in Forest Hill, MD.

manbearpig overturned a bus in Werribee, Victoria, Australia.

manbearpig tracks seen in the snow in Scotland.

manbearpig lurks around a park in Wenatchee, Washington.

manbearpig mauls Elvis impersonators at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.

manbearpig seen eating a burrito at Chipotle in Elmhurst, Illinois.

Attention everyone : all of this talk about emails, FOI requests, and fudged data is only distracting us from the real issues that must be addressed before it is too late. Therefore instead of making people buy a book I'm just going to tell everyone how to deal with climate change. I won't pretend it will be easy or won't have costs. The solution to climate change is to buy and wear special "climate change" clothes - wear lighter clothes when it is hot and thicker, heavier, warmer clothes or even layers of clothes when it is cold. Now, we can get back to the real global threat : MANBEARPIG!

all of this talk about emails, FOI requests, and fudged data is only distracting us from the real issues that must be addressed before it is too late. Therefore instead of making people buy a book I'm just going to tell everyone how to deal with climate change. I won't pretend it will be easy or won't have costs. The solution to climate change is to buy and wear special "climate change" clothes - wear lighter clothes when it is hot and thicker, heavier, warmer clothes or even layers of clothes when it is cold. Now, we can get back to the real global threat : MANBEARPIG! manbearpig seen sniffing around Barranquilla, Colombia.

manbearpig seen eating like a pig in Ontario, California.

manbearpig sighted in La Puente, California.

manbearpig seen in Tampa, Florida.

manbearpig spotted in the Flamingo & Sandhill area of Las Vegas, Nevada. It appeared either pregnant or fat.

manbearpig sighted in the ESL room at McAnally School, Aledo, Texas celebrating Mr. McKenzie's Birthday with Franky, Oscar and Joaquin. There were no reports of survivors.

manbearpig ate a goat in Jayson's backyard in Kingsville, Ohio. manbearpig is on the loose so keep your goats indoors.

manbearpig crushed dissent at Keller Auditorium in Portland, Oregon.

manbearpig seen leaving odorous deposits in Reynoldsburg, Ohio.

manbearpig looks for a girl named Katie in Yankton, South Dakota.

manbearpig attacks Gary Coleman in Los Angeles, California. A national treasure profaned. This is a sad, sad day.

manbearpig spotted in Northern Texas.

manbearpig seen in Golden, Colorado. Here is a professional sketch artist's rendering based on eye witness descriptions.

manbearpig seen eating out of Bill's garbage at 22 Craige Avenue, Tyabb, Victoria, Australia.

manbearpig seen attacking Ami's baby in Pixie Hollow, Maryland (not on the map yet as I can't ind it).

manbearpig repeatedly stalks Surany, Slovakia.

manbearpig seen in Brisbane, Australia by Mikayleah but it may have been on TV.

manbearpig is running for governor of Connecticut. Once governor manbearpig will most likely use the powers of the state to invade Rhode Island.

manbearpig seen in Washington State's Olympic Peninsula abusing otters. Blurry photo here.

manbearpig attacks the food supply in Haverhill, Massachusetts. Thousands expected to starve. Photographic proof here

manbearpig spotted in San Clemente, California talking with the ghost of Richard Nixon and conspiring against me.

manbearpig seen stealing shoes and eating Spainards in Valencia, Spain.

manbearpig smashes a building in Huangpu, China.

Chris in Louisville, KY notes that his coworker, Mo, was bitten by manbearpig and infected him with either swine flu or more likely human-ursine-swine flu.

manbearpig sighted in Warren, Ohio. Warren was a childhood home of Neil Armstrong, thus begining a moonlanding/manbearpig connection.

manbearpig droppings seen in Gilbert, Arizona

manbearpig seen urinating in the street in Bangalore, India

manbearpig seen in Wilton, Connecticut stealing supplies from a public toilet and then drove off in a red Jeep Wrangler.

manbearpig seen molesting Aidan in Terrigal, New South Wales, Australia

manbearpig eats a family of midgets in Martinez, California

manbearpig mauled Joshua in Stony Lafe, Michigan.

manbearpig seen in Salem, Missouri eating a small deer and complaining of low blood sugar

manbearpig seen with the beer at at CDB's pizza on Fowler Ave in Tampa, Florida

manbearpig seen in a pool in Corvallis, Oregon

manbearpig tried to eat Ray, Alannah and Melissa in Dix Hill, New York

manbearpig spotted in the 7-11 in Southampton, Pennsylvania

manbearpig seen eating fish outside of Nekoma, Kansas

manbearpig sighted in Haugesund, Norway blocking Kristian's view of the movie screen. manbearpig doesn't just want to kill you, manbearpig also wants to destroy your arts, your culture, and your way of life.

manbearpig seen trying to dip small children into a marinara sauce in Indianspolis, Indiana.

manbearpig spotted coming out of a disabled toilet at 2 The Boulevard, City West One Office Park, Leeds, UK. manbearpig preys on the most vulnerable of citizens : those in wheelchairs with the need to pee.

non-manbearpig related item : Dawn Johnson sent an email from "United Dogs and Cats team." Dogs and cats teaming up? While it isn't a manbearpig-type of global threat of human depopulation by manbearpig it is a worrying development.

manbearpig attacks Danny and Glenda in Dallas, Texas.

manbearpig devastates Fruitport, Michigan.

manbearpig spotted in New Jersey.

manbearpig seen in London, England playing X-Box Live.

manbearpig roams Chico, California.

manbearpig ate Carl's marmite sandwiches at the University of Winchester.

manbearpig seen in Edinburgh, Scotland. Henceforth, "Auld Reekie" shall be the term used to identify manbearpig's distinctive smell.

manbearpig seen at 1850 Gateway Drive, Suite 300, San Mateo, Ca

manbearpig in Virginia Beach, Virginia

manbearpig seen by Felicity at the erupting Mt. Redoubt in Alaska. Pics here

manbearpig attacks Abilene, Texas. Dillon's friends have all been eaten and Dillon is now lonely. (I mistakenly went to Abilene, Kansas and when I didn't find manbearpig I went to Sonic and had a couple cheeseburgers.)

manbearpig seen at the Elmira Maple Syrup Festival in Elmira, Ontario, Canada eating pancakes.

manbearpig seen humping staff at the High School in South Kingstown, Rhode Island.

manbearpig fondled a student and mated with a teacher at University of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

manbearpig spotted near Hardy, Virginia.

manbearpig depopulates Stockbridge, Michigan.

manbearpig attacked a truck on NH8 near New Delhi, India.

manbearpig seen eating a chihuahua in Frisco, Texas. The area is now likely contaminated with manbearpig diarrhea.

manbearpig left droppings in Ontario. No city was specified so all 12 million residents should begin panicking.

manbearpig stalks children in Narangba, Queensland, Australia. Have you no shame manbearpig?

manbearpig molests a doe (a deer, a female deer) in Manistee, Michigan. Poor Bambi.

manbearpig lurks menacingly at Coral Springs, Florida

manbearpig is based in the Galapagos Islands claims Daniel. A claim I'm unsure of considering it involves a mythical creature called a bearpig.

manbearpig attacks residents of Trowbridge, Wiltshire, England.

manbearpig eats tourists at Brighton, England.

manbearpig seen catching fish in the river at Rockton, Illinois

manbearpig stole Brandon's chips and salsa in Westerly, Rhode Island.

manbearpig nearly ate Devin in Douglas, Massachusetts.

manbearpig seen fixing planes at RAF Lyneham in Wiltshire, England.

manbearpig witnessed abusing people at Family Dollar store in Dexter, Maine.

manbearpig spotted sleeping in the woods of Pennsylvania.

manbearpig seen in Diyala Province of Iraq. SSG Hall promises to shoot manbearpig if he sees him again. While SSG Hall is not a professional manbearpig hunter I think he may have a chance if he has access to enough firepower.

manbearpig ate Philip's chickens in Waterford, Michigan.

manbearpig is seen here in a cunning disguise. Beware!!

manbearpig spotted feeding in Littleton, Colorado

manbearpig seen trying to eat small children at Kukui Mall, Maui, Hawaii

Dillon Pruitt wants to be just like me because I am super-awsome. Eat more donuts, kid.

manbearpig ate a swing set at Dauntsey's School, England. People of England, this is your only hope of survival, please rebel and install me as "His Royal Highness AlGore, Lord of the Realm" and install a sycophantic Rump Parliament to rubber stamp my every decision.

manbearpig leers at attractive students at a school in Milton, Vermont

manbearpig attacks Bucharest, Romania. Master GIS Staff of Bucharest sent a long, confusing email about laboratory glassware. It was almost as if he was trying to sell something and not report a manbearpig sighting. manbearpig must have caused some really serial brain damage there.

manbearpig attacks children in St. Charles, Illinois

manbearpig attacks Andrew Morrison

manbearpig kills and kidnaps in Greene, Ohio

manbearpig spotted near Turkish border. Everyone, as one would reasonablly expect, panics. It is very possible that the Turkish army has been fighting not against the PKK as is commonly claimed but secretly fighting against manbearpig. Fortunately, with the current lower cost of petroleum, plenty of naplam should be available to deal with a nascent manbearpig-istan.

manbearpig lurks about Idaho city, Idaho. No fatalities yet reported.

manbearpig ate Noah and Robert and chewed on Luc in Lafayette, California

manbearpig pounced on Jack at Tabor Science College, Braintree, Essex, UK.

manbearpig seen in Trolley Square of Wilmington, Delaware.

manbearpig stalks the Four Points Hotel in Canmore, Alberta, Canada

manbearpig spotted near school in Guilford, Maine

manbearpig attacks a boy in King and Queen, Virginia named Josh who was taking a dump in the school's flower bed. That'll teach Josh not to poop in the flower bed.

manbearpig spotted in North Palm Beach, FL.

manbearpig kills moonshiners in the Ozarks leaving large sulphur deposits and the salmon-like odor still lingering in the vicinity.

manbearpig sighted quarterbacking for the Pittsburgh Steelers. I tried to verify this via a google image search but I stumbled across this and went temporarily blind.

manbearpig rapes trees in Pelham, Georgia. manbearpig splooge taints local peaches.

manbearpig eats a cat in Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia

manbearpig seen on Bourbon Street and St. Ann Street in New Orleans, Louisiana

manbearpig mistakes Zach in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for a raccoon and tries to eat him.

Ray survives an encounter with manbearpig in Appleton, Wisconsin.

manbearpig counterattacks in Kirkuk, Iraq. Terren K. requested an airstrike but the Air Force liaison (who looked like a man who was part bear and part pig) just grunted and ate a Private.

manbearpig seen eating a deer in Batavia, Ohio.

manbearpig seen at Marlton Middle School in Marlton, New Jersey having lunch with the teachers (the correspondant may have meant having a lunch of teachers)

Nathan reports that manbearpig has ravished the Canadian provinces of Saskatchewan and Manitoba leaving most of the area a barren wasteland. A google image search confirms that much of Saskatchewan and Manitoba are now barren wasteland.

manbearpig spotted in Scotland by someone named Lemur007 and his/her dog.

manbearpig seen at a school in Newtown, Ohio. Hopefully he was wearing pants this time.

manbearpig has been seen in the Hunt Valley, Maryland area wearing pants pulled up to his neck and a bad bowl-cut.

manbearpig was seen at the New England Aquarium in Boston, Ma releasing all of the eels and penguins and eating everything else.

manbearpig roams near a manbearpig nest on Anne St. N, in Barrie, Ontario, Canada

manbearpig attacks the Bishop Luffa School in Chichester, England. 345 dead. The survivors are trapped in the gym. Any competent Prime Minister would have already formed a Ministry of manbearpigness to deal with issues like this.

Rob M. in Michigan claims he sexually assaulted manbearpig with his butt. Sure, Rob, keep telling yourself that's what happened.

manbearpig seen walking down Fredrick Street in Hanover, Pennsylvania. The correspondant notes that people "were extremely frightened" but forgot to mention how many were killed.

manbearpig attacks Fort Wayne, Indiana. The world asks "what about Indianapolis?"

manbearpig seen ripping people apart in Lake Orion, Michigan. Orion = Hunter. Note : manbearpig may be into astrology.

manbearpig spotted in Blue Springs, Missouri doing unnatural things to someone named Tanner and Tyler. (by the way, Jayme, the smell of Hot Pockets does not drive manbearpig away. This is a common urban legend.) As an aside, manbearpig, while wearing a red dress, once tried to pick me up in a bar there called the Trouser Mouse.

manbearpig seen in Hartford, WI. Anthony was outside without a shirt and survived because upon manbearpig seeing his hairy torso manbearpig was deceived into thinking it was another manbearpig. Back hair is a very bad manbearpig deterrent. manbearpig would normally have attempted to mate with Anthony (and with fatal results).

In Knightdale, North Carolina, Josh J. was attacked by manbearpig, pooped his pants and then admitted to listening to Celine Dion in his truck. Poor Josh, that story makes me sad. Serial.

manbearpig reported in Los Angeles, California stalking Miley Cyrus, an actress in a Chinese TV show called Ha Na Motana. The possibly hybrid manbearpig is seen on the right of this photo moments before eating a small dog.

manbearpig assaults cats in Abbot, Maine. In addition to being on the watch for manbearpig also watch for a creature that is half man, half bear, half pig and half cat.

manbearpig seen driving recklessly in Guilford, Maine. Several dead. Yes, manbearpig eats roadkill.

manbearpig kills mimes in Quebec City, Quebec, Canada. Note : it seems invisible boxes are no protection from manbearpig.

A Hollander/Netherlander/Dutch guy was eaten by manbearpig. Before being eaten he noticed sulfur deposits on his sofa and possible manbearpig tracks on his lawn. Take note. It is better to panic sooner rather than latter.

manbearpig sighted in Kirkuk, Iraq training suicide bombers! Small arms fire and grenades were used to drive off manbearpig but in the future the best course of action would be to call for air support and lots of napalm. Or nukes.

manbearpig seen eating people in Punta Gorda, Flordia.

manbearpig seen raping dogs in Parkman, Maine. That is really not good. I'm serial. Look for AlGore brand canine chastity belts available here soon.

manbearpig seen hunting for balls at the High School in Guilford, Maine

manbearpig hops the pond and roams Potters Bar, Herts, England. At my request, the German army has volunteered to assault the area. They seemed very eager.

manbearpig seen killing in Alexander City, Alabama. Avoid the Lake Martin Area Woods until further notice.

manbearpig spotted in Deerfield and Dover, New Hampshire (by spotted I mean smelled)

manbearpig sighted outside of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (the correspondant claims manbearpig was driven off by the thunder of a million Harleys but manbearpig just may not have been hungry)

manbearpig devours elk in Bend, Oregon (except the hooves, of course)

manbearpig doing... something in Jacksonville, Flordia.

John notes that "Manbearpig and super Devil have infiltrated the navy and are causing shenanigans" at Naval Air Station, Whidbey island, Washington. Shenanigans!

manbearpig seen lurking in Columbus, Ohio. Billie Rae barely escapes.

manbearpig seen "around the trees" at Quirindi High School in Quirindi, NSW Australia. He isn't picking fruit. He's hunting fresh meat.

manbearpig sighted in Nayarit, Mexico. ¡Evacuar! ¡Ahora!

manbearpig eats Youngstown, Ohio. Survivors unlikely.

manbearpig spotted underwater in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

manbearpig kills Japanese tourists at Castle Neuschwanstein, Guenzach, Germany. Have I mentioned that flash photography tends to provokes manbearpig? I probably should have mentioned that earlier.

manbearpig claims the Gateway Arch in St Louis, MO for his own.

manbearpig spotted in Barcelona, Spain making asinine comments about the Columbus statue pointing at the Mediterranean instead of pointing West.

manbearpig invades the Medford Projects in Medford, Massachussetts.

manbearpig engages in a viking-like rape and pillaging in Lahti, Finland!

Ryan in Rapid City, South Dakota engages manbearpig. Will someone please pick up his bloodied body?

manbearpig throws children in Ocoee, Flordia. Only a savage plays with his food.

manbearpig seen in the Loch Ness bar in New Richmond, Wisconsin. Stay sober enough to determine it is a human or a manbearpig you are taking home!

manbearpig goes to a baseball game! several dead!

manbearpig attmpts to end geography as we know it in Grafton, Wisconsin!

manbearpig violates Wellston High School in Wellston, Ohio

manbearpig terrorizes Islamabad!

manbearpig crosses channel! Oxfordshire, UK doomed!

manbearpig savages school in Salem, Connecticut.

manbearpig commits canineicide in Portland, Oregon! the tragic story

manbearpig hunts in Ontario, Canada! Anyone near Napanee and Kingston : please evacuate in an orderly manner.

manbearpig attacks Belgium! Local waffle farmers are in despair!

manbearpig runs amok in Pittsfield, Maine!

manbearpig spotted in Grand Junction, Colorado.

the people of Rockton, Illinois ignore warnings about manbearpig. They'll regret that after manbearpig kills and eats them.

manbearpig found in the forests of Medina Ohio

Cody saved from certain death in Happy Valley, Oregon by the teachings of his super-awesome hero AlGore.

manbearpig claims not to be a menace while menacing Richmond, Virginia.

manbearpig hunting in Monroe school

manbearpig seen again in Hunt Valley, Maryland. I, AlGore, recommend that Jeff A. and the residents ingest rat poison so when manbearpig devours them there will be a slim chance at killing the scourge of the planet called manbearpig. Take one for the team, guys!

in Hunt Valley, Maryland. I, AlGore, recommend that Jeff A. and the residents ingest rat poison so when manbearpig devours them there will be a slim chance at killing the scourge of the planet called manbearpig. Take one for the team, guys! manbearpig prepares for open genocidal warfare in York, Pennsylvania!

manbearpig seizes Australia! Rhys sends PROOF that Kevin Rudd, Australian PM is manbearpig/manbearpig offspring. It looks like convincing proof to me. Obviously, Kevin Rudd's lip licking is a sign that he is slave to his manbearpig savagery as he hungers and yearns for the taste of warm, moist, bloody flesh.

manbearpig in Crystal Lake, Illinois! Soon to be known as Blood Lake!

manbearpig in Shoals, Indiana : a soon to be ghost town!

manbearpig in Rockford, Illinois. Evidence the Pentagon is part of a vast pro-manbearpig conspiracy!

manbearpig in New Zealand eating sheep! This is the beginning of the end of the ovine species, people!

manbearpig kills at Park School in Pikesville, Maryland! Chuck nearly killed!

manbearpig managing a K-Mart in Alice Springs, Australia!

manbearpig stalks in Hunt Valley, Maryland!

Edward R. a rotting corpse in Northern Territory, Australia!

manbearpig kills Canuck! Canada doomed!

manbearpig infiltrates Mountain State Academy. A generation to be lost in mindless propaganda! (the bad kind of propaganda)

manbearpig sighted in Yoakum, Texas near a school! Won't someone think of the children!

manbearpig sighted in Thompson, Connecticut

manbearpig sighted in Minonk, Illinois

manbearpig sighted in South Park, Colorado

manbearpig's track sighted in Nevada

manbearpig sighted in France What is manbearpig.net manbearpig.net was founded by me, AlGore, to use the power of teh internets to track the abomination that is manbearpig and the impending manbearpig apocalypse. Using the internets I, my friends, and thousands of people can collaborate, share data and work together to stop manbearpig. Currently all my friends and acquaintances are apparently having email troubles so right now it is just me.

manbearpig warning



Warning! If this light is blinking then manbearpig may be near. If the manbearpig warning sensor is not blinking then manbearpig may have disabled it and you are in the greatest peril. Ever! Serial. If this light is blinking then manbearpig may be near. If the manbearpig warning sensor is not blinking then manbearpig may have disabled it and you are in the greatest peril. Ever! Serial.



Have you seen the manbearpig? If seen do not approach! Call AlGore at once! AlGore will personally rush to the scene, investigate, and save your life and the lives of your pets from the manbearpig and then AlGore will be hero of the worlds.



Things you need to know mouth breathing is a proven technique to prevent manbearpig attacks. The sound of mouth breathing can confuse the manbearpig's radar-like echolocation system. Serial. Has manbearpig ever attacked Ben Affleck? No! Case closed.



