BREXITERS are still expecting clarity from an absolute shyster you could not trust to do anything, it has emerged.

It has emerged that many Brexiters, although they are still happy they voted to Leave, now want the untrustworthy bastard behind the referendum to ‘give them some clarity on it’.

Donna Sheridan said: “I just want to know exactly what it is I’ve voted for. Is that too much to ask for from a totally self-serving careerist politician?

“I mean, there’s no way Boris Johnson would get behind something he didn’t fully understand.”

Martin Bishop said: “Just because he would have told us measles was caused by ghosts if it served his personal agenda, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a detailed plan for the most complex economic shift in recent political history.

“Look at him. That’s the face of a man who knows.”

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