There is no deal, only Game Hole.

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THE GAME HOLE AGAIN

Well, you know what they say, “another year, another infinite uncaring void to toss your game keys into.” Or at least it’s something like that…we might be taking a little poetic license. But yes, once again we’ve used our dubious magical underworld connections to score you fine people access to this tiny text box to nowhere, and for the most part, this should be pretty simple. You type a steam key into the box, and then it’s gone. Forever. This is not a prank, this is exactly what will actually happen. It’s exciting and totally disappointing at the same time, and we wouldn’t really have it any other way.

HOWEVER, and with these types of things, there’s always a however…this year, we didn’t just want to leave you with that same empty feeling of wasteful non-accomplishment as last time, you probably get enough of that in your everyday life. So this year, we made a huge scientific breakthrough, just for you. We’ve connected today’s Game Hole with the Game Hole from exactly one year ago. If you feed it, it will regurgitate a random key that it previously fed upon; like an unholy, demonic, uncaring space-bird feeding its young. Maybe it’s a key for a great game, maybe it’s literal poop, or maybe it doesn’t even work at all. Who knows? Only the Game Hole.

The possibilities are endless. Actually, they’re really not, but it sounds better if we say that. And really, at least you’re not running around the house trying to pick up a bunch of rabbit eggs right now, right? That’s a pretty weird thing if you think about it, just saying. Like, where does this rabbit get all these plastic eggs? And why’s it so excited to hide them? Does it really have to do with Jesus? Truly, only the Game Hole knows. Feed it well.