A direct quote from my wife to describe this:

"Ahh - Are you serious laughs

I don't know, it's FU(|<I||G AMAZING!"

Seriously - this santa is the absolute best person we would have ever imagined would have been in the Reddit family.

Don't take this personally previous matches, this guy is a power house that needs to be recognized as one of the most thoughtful people ever.

Here's the dealy-o (Now with CLICK ME): My wife just had a frontal craniotomy to stop what we thought was a manageable tumor - whoops, turns out it's "that one from the news" (Astrocytoma Grade IV aka glioblastoma multiforme). She has been given a short timeline but THAT WILL NEVER STOP OUR ADDICTION TO R*GIFT EXCHANGES!

So here's the breakdown - we get an overnighted package with a letter (not posted - personal, sorry all) and the following gifts for our household 3 year old recipient:

GIANT box of fruit snacks



Wind up walking pumpkin



Hello Kitty Halloween cup



Hello Kitty stuffed animal (in Halloween garb)



Hello Kitty light up wand that is SO FRIGGIN BRIGHT!



Ghost cup - you know, for really ghould drinks :D



Rubber ducky-pumpkin with FRIGGIN LASER BEAMS IN IT'S that lights up



that lights up Skittles dispensers - MUCH cooler than any pez crap :D



Hello Kitty necklace that lights up



TWO chocolate suckers bound and determined to stain something (but will be well worth it!)



Charlie Brown's super-classy Halloween movie!



TWO coloring/activity books



Cookie monster that eats friggin cookies!



To top this all off, name_of_person /u/BigBadJimmie gave us a $100 gift card to Toys R Us so we could spoil both the girls and get them the stuff they deserve to have



This is WAYYYYY above and beyond what anyone would have imagined, and although we sound like blithering idiots throughout this post, these are way above and beyond anything ever imaginable.

THANK YOU BigBadJimmie