DAMASCUS, SYRIA (3:40 P.M.) – United States Representative Dana Rohrabacher expressed gratitude that Islamic State radical elements assaulted the Iranian Parliament alongside Khomeini’s Mausoleum in Tehran.

The representative went on to express his perplexing question as to whether it is “a good thing for us to have the United States finally backing up Sunnis who attack Hezbollah and the Shiite threat to us.”

“Isn’t that a good thing?” the California congressman inquired as he compared prospects of backing the Islamic State against Iran to backing the Soviet Union against Hitler’s Nazi regime during the Second World War.