„Valkor” L. from „THE OTHER VIEW” USA

Hey, folks, Valkor here. And welcome to the first, hopefully not the last, product that we’ll review here in PerfectView. And to think, it all started because of one tweet that linked to a piece of video, that lead to an email, that lead to a CrewView article, which ultimately lead to my complete Vulva Original Review, which is what you’ll be reading today. Vulva Original – It smells so right, it can’t be wrong. Vulva Original is a product of Germany from a company called Vivaeros (God, I love the Germans as much as I love the Japanese and their wacky ways). And it’s a very tiny bottle containing exactly what you might think it is, based on the name – hoo-ha juice (concentrated). Vulva Original contains the scent of the female vagina at its most heightened state of arousal or when it’s mostly worked up. If you’ve seen the ad, which you can see if you scroll down to the bottom, you’ll get my meaning. So VO is definitely not something that you splash all over your body or even dab behind your ear. It’s a personal scent meant for your pleasure alone. So on those days when you’re thinking of that one special night when you had that fling or any sexual encounter, you simply produce this tiny vial, shake well, roll on a small dab on your hand or finger and smell to your heart’s content. Do not apply it on your neck, nose, or anywhere else on your body – only your hand. Now I find that the best place to apply Vulva Original is between the index and middle finger of your least favorite hand. Meaning if you’re a righty, put some on your left and vice versa. Why? That way you don’t look like a fool sniffing yum-yum jizz off the back of your hand or snorting your index finger while in public. In this manner, you can raise your hands to your face to fake a yawn or a sneeze or pretend to wipe something from your face and get a good whiff without looking like your obviously sniffing something. I got the chance to gather some buds for a Vulva Original „sniff test”, namely TOV’s DigiSpa, 2DX’s JayDub and Magus, as well as a few other friends. And most will agree that the smell is replicated nearly to perfection; Digispa disagrees and says it smells too metallic. But what did I ultimately think? In my eyes, Vulva Original is spot on perfect and smells so close to the real deal – I loved it! It’s a sweet yet tangy blend of a vag that’s about to get munched and/or plowed. Honestly, I would have loved to have been around when the product was being tested, because you just know they had a hot chick for comparison purposes with some dude triple dipping because that’s pretty balls-on accurate (pun intended). It’s strong enough that if you just wave your muff-dabbed fingers in front of your face, you’ll get a nice noseful. The tiny phial is small enough for you to take wherever you go, for whenever you need it. But please use discretion as that’s not the sort of scent you’d want to share such as in the workplace „who smells like cootch?” or on an airplane „whoa! Who’s clam did you chowder?” or even in the bedroom as your with your lady as you’re rounding third, and sliding face-first into home plate „Oh Hell no! whose biscuit you been rolling, because that smell ain’t mine!” Just saying, these are situations you might wanna avoid. http://www.the-other-view.com/vulva-original.html