UGH. Ichiro’s fucking fitspo headmate Chip has been raping our headspace again with his filthy man-animal self! Worst of all, he’s back to his fat shaming ways. He even had the nerve to ask if he could front the body to “go jogging” and “do pushups.” I told the disgusting man-animal that he doesn’t know anything but rape, and I will not allow him to assault other womyn with the body. Chip is out to erase my transfat identity and put an end to my fat activism! If he had his way, we would be doing what the healthist, sizeist bigots at the doctors office keep ordering us to do like they were fucking nazis or something! I won’t lose weight! THERE IS NO LINK BETWEEN OBESITY AND HEALTH! FUCK YOU CHIP, YOU CAN’T BRAINWASH ME WITH YOUR MANSPLAINING!! I’ve been researching headmate removal here on Tumblr, but haven’t been able to find a way to get rid of Chip. I’m thinking of just shoving a really long needle up my nose and poking the part of the brain where Chip lives. Does anyone have any experience getting rid of troublesome headmates? Please, Ichiro and I fear for the body’s fat and phantom fat :*(