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Associated Press

In this week's report cards:

• Jameis Winston and Doug Martin are the only people stopping each other from throwing for six touchdowns or rushing for 250 yards.

• Ezekiel Ansah finds a weakness in the Raiders offensive line (the left side).

• The Chiefs achieve Chiefs nirvana: All of their touchdowns are scored by fullbacks, defensive tackles or linebackers.

• Two teams earn C-plus grades despite losses.

• Jeff Fisher proves he's the kind of boss who takes down the Occupational Safety and Health Administration signs in the warehouse.

• Cam Newton becomes even more Cam Newton-like.

• Chip Kelly achieves a higher stage of football consciousness in which "defense" and "effort" no longer have meaning.

• Russell Wilson enjoys minimal pass protection while the 49ers suffer from The Gabbert Delusion.

• Aaron Rodgers stays exactly the same while the team and narrative around him changes.