Before we begin, please hit play on the following song to get on the appropriate level of hypeness. I’ll wait.

Today is the moment some of you have been waiting for! Because of the popular demand of two friends of the blog (Jacob Bikshorn and Joe Winner) and a subreddit I know nothing about (NLSSCircleJerk), Rate My Eggs is officially woke from dormancy.

For those of you new to RME, we are the world’s premier online egg rating destination. Here is how it works: You send me a picture and description of eggs you ate or made, and then you attach your level of hunger or disgust to photos others sent in through a nonscientific poll. This wouldn’t be the #internet if there was no judgment of others!

For those new and old to the egg-verse, this website will soon become much more than that! Why? Here is why:

I am paying approximately $30 annually to two separate corporations for the right to publish whatever I want on the #internet Because I want to. End of list.

What will “much more” entail? You will find out soon(?)!

For now, go eat some eggs and email them to me at ratemyeggs@gmail.com

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