V1. For everyone new to the Sanders Sides,

Where are we gonna begin?

Virgil's a divergent Hogwarts plum,

He can and can't fit in.

See Thomas's daydreamed chats for the first time.

You see Morality's the most benign

I couldn't be more clearer,

It's like an altered hall of mirrors.

Roman's dramatic

And Logan wants sanity

Virgil can't tolerate vanity

All chaos and bickering may erupt

And the puppet song is on

And the puppet song is on

And the puppet song is on.

Chorus. Thomas has his hands up as moderator

And silence covers the stage.

As compromises show

All the sides think "woah".

When a common ground is met by the crowd,

You know things are more than okay

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.

V2. Further down the line, the archetypes

Are likely to peel away

Like Roman hides he's insecure

Under "brave prince" cliche.

You notice Patton's not always happy

And Virgil fears his efforts can't be seen.

Now all we're waiting for is Logan

Who's in denial of emotions.

Roman's dramatic

And Logan wants sanity

Virgil can't tolerate vanity

All chaos and bickering may erupt

And Lin-Manuel Miranda's on

And Lin-Manuel Miranda's on

And Lin-Manuel Miranda's on.

Chorus. Thomas has his hands up as moderator

And silence covers the stage.

As compromises show

All the sides think "woah".

When a common ground is met by the crowd,

You know things are more than okay

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.

Bridge. Darkness hides beneath the light

Disguised for Tom to say he lies

The truth's something no one can hide.

The emblem proves Deceit's an official Side.

Chorus. Thomas has his hands up as moderator

And silence covers the stage.

As compromises show

All the sides think "woah".

When a common ground is met by the crowd,

You know things are more than okay

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.

Thomas has his hands up as moderator

And silence covers the stage.

As compromises show

All the sides think "woah".

When a common ground is met by the crowd,

You know things are more than okay

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.

Hectic, but amusing

When you meet the pieces of gay.