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Just a day in the life of a $tsla short seller over these past few weeks

00:00 - 00:03 $TSLA just hit $970

00:04 - 00:05 We should consider covering

00:05 - 00:07 Theres 600million 2/7 $1000 calls

00:08 - 00:12 And 112million $1500 as well

00:12 - 00:15 3/4 of $TSLAQ has been liq'ed

00:17 - 00:19 $2 billion in 2/7 calls

00:19 - 00:21 It just wont fucking stop

00:24 - 00:26 My fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Rumors are Einhorn & Chanos

00:31 - 00:33 ....have covered as well...

00:34 - 00:36 We're looking at complete capitulation

00:53 - 00:58 I want every single short seller who covered to leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT ARE THE NORMIES THINKING

01:15 - 01:17 DO THEY KNOW THEY ONLY HAVE 2% YOY REV GROWTH

01:18 - 01:23 -28% YOY EPS DECLINE

01:25 - 01:28 -4% YOY GROSS PROFIT

01:29 - 01:31 19% GROSS MARGIN

01:31 - 01:34 CAPEX IS UP 27% YOY

01:34 - 01:37 5% OPERATING MARGIN

01:37 - 01:40 AND ITS TRADING AT 400X ITS EPS

01:40 - 01:42 MY FUHRER ITS NOT THE NORMIES ITS THE CHINESE

01:42 - 01:46 THE FUCKING CHINESE?!

01:46 - 01:48 They injected $173 billion in liquidity

01:48 - 01:52 First bird flu, then coronavirus now this

01:53 - 01:54 ITS ALWAYS THE CHINESE

01:56 - 01:57 OR THE MEDDLING FED

01:57 - 02:00 WHAT HAPPENED TO MARKET EXPLORATION

02:00 - 02:03 THE YIELD CURVE IS INVERTED

02:04 - 02:08 ISM IS DOWN, THE CONSUMER ISN'T BUYING ANYTHING

02:08 - 02:13 THERES A FAKE TRADE DEAL, CHINA IS QUARANTINED

02:14 - 02:16 THE FED CAN'T LOWER ITS BALANCE SHEET

02:17 - 02:21 AND BERNIE SANDERS IS ABOUT TO WIN IOWA

02:27 - 02:29 DID YOU KNOW THE LAST 4 WINNERS OF IOWA

02:30 - 02:34 WON THE WHOLE DAMN NOMINATION!

02:34 - 02:36 BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT, HA!

02:41 - 02:42 WHY AREN'T THEY PUMPING APPLE

02:43 - 02:47 WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SQUEEZE $TSLA

02:48 - 02:53 I'LL TELL YOU WHY

02:54 - 02:56 NORMIE ISN'T BUYING APPLE AT $350

02:56 - 02:59 SO THEY ROTATE INTO $TSLA

03:00 - 03:02 AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S GOING TO $1000

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, it went down $100 in 2 mins at the close

03:14 - 03:16 It'll gapfill to $786 tomorrow

03:19 - 03:23 and then...then...they'll buy the dip

03:25 - 03:26 they'll keep buying

03:31 - 03:33 keep pushing it further and further

03:40 - 03:46 until it hits $1000 and Elon tweets himself

03:46 - 03:49 Smoking a blunt in the DJ booth blasting