A political party in Europe wants to rebuild the Berlin Wall, banish daylight saving time and sink the U.K. into the Atlantic Ocean.

These are just some of the policy proposals of Die PARTEI (The Party), a satirical political party that won 0.6 percent of the German vote in this May’s elections for the European Parliament. That was enough for The Party to earn a seat in the legislature. What helped put the group over the top, no doubt, was its ridiculous election posters, which featured slogans like, “Hands off German tits! No to the EU breast norm!” It’s as if The Onion formed an actual political party—and actually got votes.

Founded in 2004 by a satirical magazine called “Titanic,” then-editor-in-chief Martin Sonneborn became the group’s GroVaZ (an acronym for “greatest chairman of all time”). He was already nationally known for a stunt he pulled in 2000, when Germany was bidding for the 2006 World Cup and he offered a bribe to a FIFA official on behalf of the country. The Party has been mocking politics-as-usual ever since, and nothing is sacred. (So you couldn’t go to their website yesterday without seeing 9/11 jokes.)

Vocativ caught up with Sonneborn to talk about his fellow politicians, the EU regulation of German penis size and his first policy proposal: that all exported guns have curves.

Martin Sonneborn, leader of The Party, attends a 2013 campaign stop in Berlin. ZUMAPRESS.com

Who do you think has the craziest porn collection in the EU parliament ?

I‘d bet on Nigel Farage, leader of the U.K. Independence Party. When reading about Englishmen and sex, there’s usually someone with an entire orange in his mouth, stockings tied around his neck, hanging from a chandelier.

How have you upheld the promise of your campaign posters to overturn the EU penis and breast norm?

There was not really an EU plan to introduce a European standard and reduce the size of the German penis. We hung these posters to awaken archaic primal fears in voters and to gain their vote. Eventually people just trust the EU in its excessive regulation at all possible times. We also had a poster against the introduction of an EU–standard breast for female voters.

In the European Parliament, you are seated next to the Pirate Party, Free Voters, Animal Protection Party, Family Party and the far-right NPD (National Democratic Party of Germany). Why is The Party better than these other fringe groups?

We are not directly better. We just have less moral content, fewer ideals, no scruples and an authentic will for power. And among the people, we are more likable because we work with satirical election posters. Don’t you already know this?

The Party's campaign poster against European Union breast norms.

What is the most absurd proposal you’ve heard since joining parliament?

The proposal to select former Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker as EU Commission president. I didn’t participate because he’s not German. It’s no longer sustainable to have foreigners in European leadership positions. It’s a claim that Austrians called absurd because I have said I am the German response to Adolf Hitler. But actually, the Austrians agree with my view on foreigners. Do your readers differentiate between Germany and Austria?

It seems your gun curve proposals aren’t catching on. Are you looking to form a political coalition?

My plan is to bring back the curvature of cucumbers regulation that the EU abolished in 2009 because too many Europeans laughed at it, but apply it to the export of weapons. The world would certainly not suffer for it. If I can get 40 members of parliament together, that would ensure that the EU Commission has to deal with this idea. I could also offer the guns to Americans. Many of your rampages would be superfluous, or at least less lethal, and probably a lot more fun!

Would you agree with outgoing President of the European Council Herman Van Rompuy that Europe faces three main challenges: the stagnating European economy, the crisis in Ukraine and Britain’s place in the EU?

I have silver bullets to solve at least two of these problems. First, a wall between the EU and Russia that would be better than the Berlin Wall. We want to build an effective modern wall under the supervision of Israeli experts, which solves the problem of Ukraine and unemployment. And second, sink England.

You promised to resign after one month in office and hand your seat over to other members of The Party, but it has already been two months. Are your colleagues going to miss out on the gravy train of public office?

Before the election, I promised to milk the EU financially like a medium-sized southern European country, and at the least, I‘ll definitely keep that promise. So we will not speak of resignation. However, I procure party members and voters free beer at EU expense and regularly give away large bundles of 5 euro notes at party events.

Who is the craziest member of p arliament ?

Parliament President Martin Schulz. He has 38 employees, including a real valet.