Celestia: "Little sister! This is NOT a thousand years in the past, you cannot go around assaulting people who resemble fictional villains. This is the fifth lawsuit this year! It's gotten to the point where cosplayers are dressing as monsters and strolling down the street before the palace just so they can take some lumps and demand a million-bit settlement afterwards!"



Luna: "I did think it most strange that last night's monsters demanded that I allow multiple photos be taken ere I left following the pummeling. As well as this signs they had me hold reading I PRINCESS LUNA CLAIM FULL RESPONSIBILITY."