Oh look, it's Toronto Mayor Rob "fucking" Ford, kissing [or biting] the hand of Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty.Dalton is brandishing a banana peel...definitely a banana peel...not a Coyote.The Mayor claims he sucks...nobody is disputing his assertion."It was uncomfortable [wearing a thong] at first.It sort of felt like a wedgie.But [and this is a big but] once you get into the butt chafe of wearing one, you know what to doand I sure hope you fart SPERM WHALE PENIS" the Mayor was fictitiously quoted as saying.[or should that read "I sure hope you fart, Sperm Whale Penis"?]GET UP CLOSE TO COYOTEGeorgina residents will get a rare chance to get up close and personal with a Coyote Butt.Visitors are invited to climb in and experience what it feels like to be inside one.Bears afoot in Georgina are leaving many residents pregnant.Stunned officers f----d the sheep."You can smirk all you want but we're taking it seriously. If you don't want to be here you can leave...I don't really care"Georgina Mayor Rob Grossi"This ain't Canada right now"York Regional "cop" Mark Charlebois