A tabloid report claims Sen. Ted Cruz had extramarital affairs with five women — and Twitter couldn’t be more delighted.

The National Enquirer reported this week that private investigators were gathering evidence of the alleged affairs, and the tabloid claims to know the identities of the women — whose blurred photos are published in the print edition.

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An unobscured photo of Donald Trump’s spokeswoman, Katrina Pierson, appears in the published report, suggesting she may be one of the alleged mistresses.

Cruz’s father, Rafael Cruz, endorsed Pierson when she unsuccessfully challenged Sen. Pete Sessions in a 2014 GOP primary in Texas.

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The mistresses “include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney,” the tabloid newspaper reported, breathlessly adding, “even a wild sex worker makes the cut!”

Both liberals and conservatives on Twitter reacted to the rumors with glee and disgust.

Just when you thought this election season couldn't possibly get any more gross…#CruzSexScandal 😷😷😷 — D (@Delo_Taylor) March 25, 2016

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#CruzSexScandal trending and Donald Trump hasn't tweeted in 8 hours. Nothing makes sense anymore. — Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) March 25, 2016

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Look on the bright side Ted, at least no one is talking about you being the Zodiac Killer anymore. .#CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/wGsp0ptAJO — President Trump (@Writeintrump) March 25, 2016

Honestly, I assume ANYONE who lists their partner's handle in their bio is cheating. #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/vBzX7ZqL0x — Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) March 25, 2016

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BREAKING: @heidiscruz has been chasing @tedcruz with a frying pan for an hour in WI hotel. #CruzSexScandal — Vote for Trump (@TrumpPatrol) March 25, 2016

If the #CruzSexScandal had broke before Utah they would have given him 100% of the vote just because they admired his number of wives. — FIREBRAND (@MS70Life) March 25, 2016

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in any other year the #CruzSexScandal would be an obvious negative but it's 2016 where everything's made up and the points don't matter so — Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) March 25, 2016

The National Enquirer has been spot on concerning sleazy politicians and their affairs. #CruzSexScandal — RockPrincess (@Rockprincess818) March 25, 2016

People be all "the Nation Enquirer is a joke, this is obviously fake" – better ask John Edwards or Gary Hart about that. #cruzsexscandal — mistressmatisse (@mistressmatisse) March 25, 2016