I don’t think we’ll ever get over something that well again.

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Did you know that Buttersafe is going to be at the Alternative Press Expo on October 16th and 17th? It’s true! You will be able to to find us at table 419. For the first time ever at a convention, we will not be buying you pizza, but instead taking money from you (by force, if necessary) in exchange for non-edible goods. Rather than the cheesy deliciousness of pizza, you will be tasting the cold, harsh reality of capitalism.

Have I convinced you to come visit us yet?

-Alex