You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf! You're looking for your car but you're all turned around, he's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere!

Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

Medium Humanoid, Chaotic Neutral

Armor Class 19 (add +1 after each Vanishing Act)

19 (add +1 after each Vanishing Act) Hit Points 69 (9d10 + 5)

69 (9d10 + 5) Speed 35ft.

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 18 (+4) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 5 (-3) 16 (+3) 18 (+4)

Condition Immunities Charmed, Fatigued, Frightened, Paralyzed, Unconcious

Charmed, Fatigued, Frightened, Paralyzed, Unconcious Proficiency Perception

Perception Senses Passive Perception 16

Passive Perception 16 Languages Common

Common Challenge 9 (5500 XP)

Four Legged Run: Once per encounter after a successful attack, Shia is able to get on all fours and double his speed to then perform an addition attack action on a different player.

Vanishing Act: Shia Labeouf becomes invisible for one round, he is unable to be percieved via spell/item/ability or any other method. At the beginning of their next turn Shia appears within 10 feet of a random player. This can be used 3 times per encounter.

Sharpen Axe: On a successful hit with his Axe Attack add 1d4 to Shia's next Axe Attack. This effect can be stacked up to (4d4) and resets on a miss with Axe Attack.

Actions

Axe Attack Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5ft., one target. Hit 11 (3d6 + 4)

Bear Trap Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 25ft., one target. Hit 7 (2d4 + 3). Shia Lebeouf throws a bear trap in the direction of a player. On hit the player is considered restrained. Can be used once per encounter.

Cannibal Bite Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5ft., one target. Hit 5 (2d4 + 4). Shia bites an opponent tearing their flesh and swallowing it regaining the damage dealt as hit points.

Shia Surprise Special Creature ability: If Shia is reduced to 0 hit points he reverts to a comatose state, unable to move and is perceived as "dead" by every method. Unless the body is destroyed by physical or magical means AFTER the event which reduced him to zero hit points, Shia returns to life after 1d4+1 days and begins to hunt again specifically for those who escaped his clutches.