Lyra: Bons... I... you're my best friend!

Bon Bon: Wait... what...

Lyra: I mean... I l.... best buddy!

Bon Bon: What?

Lyra: Rrrrr.... I lllloo.... bff!

Bon:....

Lyra: Damn it! I'm trying to be serious here, but some strange force has taken hold and is forcing me into the pal zone with extreme prejudice! As if a room full of irate writers heard their fan base grew tired of their constant romanticisms for little more then the two side characters being in close proximity in a couple of scenes, and being cheeky, pulled a tongue in cheek moment in the mark chapter of syndication!

Bon Bon:... We could be best friends with benefits.

Lyra:loophole!