Blonde #1: … So, he was like, sit­ting there, and she need­ed to take a tin­kle, so, you know… She opened the door and a truck just smashed in­to her, and the car… Like, to­tal­ly.

Blonde #2: Oh my god. I hope he had in­sur­ance.

Blonde #1: Yeah, me too.

–Union Square