Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS STARTS WITH A BIG AOE SWIRL. LIKE THE BULLIES DID TO YOU IN HIGHSCHOOL. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SHAME YOU JUST DIE

Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN THAT MMMKAY

Abracadabrà-Area52: k

Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER BITCH BLOWS TORNADOS. THEY KNOCK YOU UP, AND NOT IN THE 'TEEN MOM MTV' KIND OF WAY

Abracadabrà-Area52: yep

Aralvas-TheScryers: SO GTFO THE WAY OF THEM

Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT

Aralvas-TheScryers: GREEN SHIT

Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT STAND IN IT

Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL IT

Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE

Aralvas-TheScryers: OH AND IF YOU GET TOXIC STREAM ON YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE RAID. IT TARGETS YOU IN A LINE. ALTHOUGH ITS FUNNY TO KILL YOUR RAIDMEMBERS ITS COUNTERPRODCTIVE TO GETTING LOOTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: SO RANGED KILL THE SLIMES

Aralvas-TheScryers: NEXT

Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS A CONGA LINE OF ELEMENTALS. GTFO THOSE ELEMENTALS OR THEY WILL TAKE TURNS KICKING YOUR ASS

Aralvas-TheScryers: BIG FIRE CIRCLES, DONT STAND IN THEM, AGAIN RAIDING 101 MAGGOTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: FINALLY THEY BLOODLUST AT 20%. WE DON'T JUST TAKE THAT SHIT LYING DOWN, WE BLOODLUST THEM BACK. SHOW THOSE FUCKERS WHO'S THE REAL BILL COSBY UP IN THIS BITCH

Aralvas-TheScryers: THESE FAT SHITS SHARE HEALTH SO FEEL FREE TO SERVE THEM BOTH A PLATE OF YOUR BEST DOTS. I'M SURE THEY'LL LOVE IT

Aralvas-TheScryers: I BELIEVE I EXPLAINED THIS FIGHT WAS NO JOKE. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? NOT YOU. YOU'RE DEAD.

Aralvas-TheScryers: SO NOW THAT YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FIGHT MECHANICS, LETS DISCUSS STRATEGY. SHIT BE SIMPLE AND CLEAN AS THE WAY THAT I'M MAKING YOU FEEL TONIGHT. KEEP THOSE SALTY FUCKS TOGETHER FOR CLEAVE, AND MOVE THEM AROUND THIS AREA IN A CIRLCE

Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS PREVENTS THEIR TOXIC DOGSHIT FROM BECOMING A PUBLIC NUSICANCE AND WIPING US

Aralvas-TheScryers: THE GOAL HERE IS TO MOVE THEM IN A CIRCLE. THIS IS GEOMETRY. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. BLUE TO GREEN TO PURPLE TO RED TO YELLOW TO BLUE TO DEAD BOSS.

Aralvas-TheScryers: REPEAT AS NECESSARY

Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots its called a cirlce! 360 degrees!

Aralvas-TheScryers: THE MORE POINTS YOU HAVE THE MORE ACCURATE YOU CAN BE. LOOK AT N64 GAMES POLYGONS. THEY GOT MORE CIRCULAR AS TIME WENT ON WITH MORE POLYGONS. TLDR FUCK YOU\

Aralvas-TheScryers: feel free to go a little slower point to point cowboy. need to make sure the first shit despawns first

Aralvas-TheScryers: this is a circle not connect the dots

Aralvas-TheScryers: RUN AROUND THE ELEMENTAL CONGA LINE THEY WILL KICK YOUR SHIT IN

Aralvas-TheScryers: FIFTEEN PERCENT MAGGOTS.

Abracadabrà-Area52: Murica !!!!!

Abracadabrà-Area52: Maggots you got this !!!!

Aralvas-TheScryers: AOE THE GODDAMN SLIMES BEFORE THEY DIGEST YOUR CHANCE AT LOOT

Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS OKAY MAGGOTS. THANKS TO THE PATENT-PENDING FAILBUFF SYSTEM YOU TOO CAN TASTE THE SWEET NECTAR OF VICTORY

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: ya gotta stay out of shit

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: like I tanked the boss for a min and still stayed alive you can all stay alive by staying out of shit :D

Abracadabrà-Area52: TELL me when to LUST

Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT LUST, LET ME WORRY ABOUT BLANK

Abracadabrà-Area52: GOT IT

Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT SRSLY I HAVE A POCKET BLOODLUST TEAMMATE IN THE RAID.

Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT TANKS, LISTEN UP. THE POINTS ARE SUGGESTIONS, NOT DEMANDS. YOU DO NOT NEED TO PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS, FOLLOW THE PATH BETWEEN THEM JUST ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T LEAVE US SITTING IN THE SHIT

Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU GET THAT SLIME SPEW ON YOU, RUN AROUND, AWAY FROM YOUR RAID MEMBERS, ACID RAIN IS NOT FUNNY.

Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY

Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS A LITTLE FUNNY

Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE THE MIDGET CLOWN THAT VISITS ME IN MY DREAMS

Abracadabrà-Area52: dude im a midget so offensive and a clown

Aralvas-TheScryers: I LIKE YOU MAGGOT. YOU GET A PROMOTION

Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN A DEMOTION BECAUSE YOU TALKED BACK TO ME

Aralvas-TheScryers: GO HAM, MAGGOTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.

Aralvas-TheScryers: 8% maggots. there's enough of you alive to make this work.

Aralvas-TheScryers: 5%

Aralvas-TheScryers: WELL DONE MAGGOTS.

Aralvas-TheScryers: i'm a chick, lol

Aralvas-TheScryers: AND WE STILL HAVE NAZGRIM

Aralvas-TheScryers: YES MAGGOT, THERE IS MORE

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: brb I have to pee

Abracadabrà-Area52: Bone-Inlaid Sandals Toxic Tornado Treads which one

Aralvas-TheScryers: YOUR BUTTHOLE IS NOT DONE BEING EXPLORED BY BOSSES. THERE IS YET ANOTHER

Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS BOSS IS BEST DESCRIBED BY COMPARING IT TO YOUR SEX LIFE. THAT IS TO SAY, A THREE PHASE ENCOUNTER, MAGGOT.

Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE ONE - BATTLE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE YOU FLIRT WITH THE BOSS AND TRY TO MAKE HIM LIKE YOU. JUST KIDDING, PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK. BUT NOT TOO HARD, SAVE THAT FOR LATER. FOREPLAY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT

Aralvas-TheScryers: THEN THE REAL ACTION HAPPENS IN PHASE TWO. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK IT IN. YOUR DPS INTO HIS GLISTENING, TENDER EYE. BROWN EYE. WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D SKIP A CHANCE FOR ANOTHER ANAL SEX JOKE?

Aralvas-TheScryers: FAT FUCKING CHANCE.

Aralvas-TheScryers: BERSERKER PHASE IS PHASE TWO. HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. THIS IS WHERE YOU STICK YOUR BLOODLUST AND COOLDOWNS. MELT HIM. BUT KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN MAGGOT OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE MORE HATED THAN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PROTESTING A

Aralvas-TheScryers: PUREHEARTED LITTLE CHILDS FUNERAL

Abracadabrà-Area52: damn it stood in shit

Abracadabrà-Area52: everyone is welcome to tbag the mage

Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT IS BECAUSE PHASE THREE IS WHERE WE CAN BE WIPED. BADLY. HE GOES INTO DEFENESIVE STANCE. THIS IS WHERE THE METAPHOR GETS A LITTLE TOO REAL. IF YOU CONTINUE TO POKE HIM, HE GAINS RAGE. MUCH LIKE YOUR TIRED BOYFRIEND FALLING ASLEEP ATOP YOU.

Aralvas-TheScryers: IF HE GETS POKED IN THIS PHASE HE WILL GAIN RAGE AND TENDERIZE US

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP -ALLLLLLLL- DPS DURING THIS PHASE OR WE WILL DIE

Aralvas-TheScryers: I WAS GETTING THERE MAGGOT.

Aralvas-TheScryers: HE HAS ABILITIES AND ADDS. THEY ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN KILLING HIM

Aralvas-TheScryers: HE DROPS A BANNER. KILL THE BANNER OR HE KILLS US

Aralvas-TheScryers: SIMPLE

Aralvas-TheScryers: HE SUMMONS ADDS. THEY LIKE TO HEAL HIM. I LIKE TO PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT. YOU SHOULD TOO. IF YOU LIKE LOOT THATIS

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: I'm going to join your server and follow you around like a groupie whore

Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS DOES A WHIRLWIND. IT'S LIKE SITTING IN A BLENDER. DON'T DO IT. UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF KINKY SHIT. I DONT JUDGE.

Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD COMMENT. SPEAKING OF GROUPIE WHORES

Aralvas-TheScryers: ONE OF THE ADDS IS AN ASSASSIN. IT PICKS A TARGET AND FOCUSES YOU. EXACTLY LIKE A STALKER, EXCEPT HE WANTS TO KILL YOU INSTEAD OF TAKE CREEPY PICTURES

Aralvas-TheScryers: REGARDLESS OF THE ADDS TENDECIES, IT MUST DIE BEFORE NAZGRIM.

Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER. SOFT, HARD, STOP. REPEAT.

Aralvas-TheScryers: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SEX METAPHOR

Aralvas-TheScryers: okay

Aralvas-TheScryers: thats the last fight

Aralvas-TheScryers: *takes a breath*

Aralvas-TheScryers: I USED TO NOT GIVE A FUCK. THEN I DRANK A RED BULL. NOW I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK

Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE GAMON

Aralvas-TheScryers: THIS NEXT TRASH PULL REQUIRES FINESSE. SOMETHING YOU MAGGOTS ARE NOT YET ACCUSTOMED TO. THESE SHAMANS NEED PULLED BACK ONE AT A TIME SO THEY DON'T HEAL THEMSELVES. DO THIS AND YOU WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED.

Abracadabrà-Area52: rez please

Abracadabrà-Area52: why did i die

Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS. THESE WILL NEVER DIE THIS WAY. THEY MUST BE PEELED OFF ONE AT A TIME AND KILLED INDIVIDUALLY. LIKE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, OR AN ONION

Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY ARE ALL HEALERS, MAGGOTS.

Aralvas-TheScryers: REMEMBER MAGGOTS. THREE PHASES. BATTLE > BERSERKER > DEFENSIVE. SOFT, HARD, STOP

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS > BOSS

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: hehe

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP IS NOT A SUGGESTION, EITHER. IF YOU DPS HIM DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE, NOT ONLY ARE YOU BAD, YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.

Aralvas-TheScryers: GOOD GOING ASSHOLE

Aralvas-TheScryers: DON'T BE THAT PERSON

Aralvas-TheScryers: do not stand in fire, maggots

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ATTACKING, MAGGOITS

Aralvas-TheScryers: SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOING HAM. STOP THAT.

Abracadabrà-Area52: damn that axe

Aralvas-TheScryers: he should have never had the rage to cast it but some baddy bad was attacking him in defense stance

Abracadabrà-Area52: first time sorry

Abracadabrà-Area52: feel free to T-BAG at the end

Abracadabrà-Area52: now now

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: fuck I totally didn't see that spinning axe

Abracadabrà-Area52: yes i learned this morning

Abracadabrà-Area52: yes im a tard

Abracadabrà-Area52: i messed up

Abracadabrà-Area52: kick his ass

Abracadabrà-Area52: kill that piece of crap that likes miley cyrus

Aralvas-TheScryers: defensive stance, maggots. stop dps

Aralvas-TheScryers: focus adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE ENDS, GO HAM AGAIN

Aralvas-TheScryers: KILLING ADDS WAS NOT A SUGGESTION MAGGOTS.

Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER > WARSHAMAN > SPINNY DICKHEAD > ASSASSIN > NAZGRIM

Aralvas-TheScryers: WRONG DOOR MAGGOT

Aralvas-TheScryers: THERE IS NOW A MARKER INDICATING THE PROPER LOCATION TO BOTH TANK *AND* SPANK THIS BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ITS THEIR FIRST TIME. SOMETHING SOMETHING VIRGIN JOKE. I'M TIRED GIVE ME A BREAK ON THIS ONCE

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: man my bf is bitching me out for getting killed by an axe.

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he's like we don't even get ravagers on heroic blah blah lbah

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: take me away from this aralvas

Aralvas-TheScryers: LIKE I SAID. HE SHOULD NOT EVER HAVE THE RAGE TO CAST RAVAGERS.

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lol

Aralvas-TheScryers: HE ONLY CASTS IT AT 100 RAGE. HE USUALLY BURNS THE RAGE OFF ON LESS POWERFUL SPELLS. LIKE 'GIVE FLOWERS' AND 'CHARGE'

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he just said EXACTLY, that guy gets it

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: and now he wants to suck your penis

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: he asks if I can make this happen

Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH LIKE YOU, YOUR PET IS A RETARD. SET IT ON 'STOP' WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE HAPPENS

Aralvas-TheScryers: I KNOW THIS IS ASKING A LOT

Aralvas-TheScryers: BUT STOP ALL DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: IN DEFENSIVE MODE.

Aralvas-TheScryers: KTHX

Aralvas-TheScryers: THE THREE PHASES LAST ABOUT 30 SECONDS EACH. I WILL YELL LOUDLY EVERY TIME IT SWITCHES.

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MAGGOTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: FINISH THE ADDS THEN GO HAM ON THE BOS

Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: stop dps

Aralvas-TheScryers: DEFENSIVE STANCE, STOP DPS, TURN PETS TO PUSSY MODE, STOP DPS STOP DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOTS, HE WAS STILL IN DEFENSIVE MODE. DID I SAY START DPS? I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO

Aralvas-TheScryers: HES IN BATTLE NOW GO HAM

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF PRECISELY HOW LONG DEFENSIVE STANCE LASTS. IT LASTS A LONG TIME. A REAL FUCKING LONG TIME

Aralvas-TheScryers: ABOUT A MINUTE, IN TOTAL. WE KILL ADDS, THEN WE LITERALLY SIT HERE AND WAIT. WE DO NOT TOUCH THE BOSS DURING THAT. I WILL CALL OUT WHEN TO START AND WHEN TO STOP

Aralvas-TheScryers: IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THE BOSS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CHOKE A BITCH

Aralvas-TheScryers: I WILL CALL OUT START, STOP, AND WHEN TO BLOW CDS. BUT ALL OF THIS IS IRRELEVANT IF YOU DON'T KILL THE FUCKING ADDS.

Aralvas-TheScryers: WAR SHAMAN MUST DIE. NOT IN FIVE SECONDS, NOT AFTER I TAKE MY DOG OUT, NOW. THE SECOND THEY SPAWN

Aralvas-TheScryers: INTERUPT THEIR CASTS. THERE IS NO GODDAMN EXCUSE TO HAVE 15 DPS ON THE ADD AND NOT A SINGLE INTERUPT GOING OUT. STUNS, KNOCKBACKS, SILENCES, 'FRIDAY' BY REBECCA BLACK, I DONT CARE, SHUT THE SHAMAN UP AND KILL IT

Abracadabrà-Area52: yes but where at

Aralvas-TheScryers: OK MAGGOTS. THE ADDS ALL SPAWN RANDOMLY OUT OF DOORS BACK HERE

Savrielle-Mal'Ganis: lock rocks?

Aralvas-TheScryers: THEY WILL SPAWN IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM. THEY MUST DIE. KILL ORDER IS BANNER > SHAMAN > SPINNY FUCK > ASSASSIN > MAGE

Abracadabrà-Area52: anyone feel like a slave and aralvas is our owner

Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, LET A WAR SHAMAN GET CLOSE TO NAZGRIM. HIS SUPPLE BEHIND IS OURS TO PILLAGE.

Abracadabrà-Area52: me too love to be a slave

Aralvas-TheScryers: dps as normal

Aralvas-TheScryers: tank him on blue

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS, EVERYTHING

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS. GJ MAGGOTS. NO MORE DPS UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD. KILL ADDS. THATS ALL.

Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps on naz still

Aralvas-TheScryers: warlock, pet on passive please.

Aralvas-TheScryers: DPS RESUME

Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: ON BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS IN NOW

Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: GET ON ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: no more adds,. go fucking ham

Aralvas-TheScryers: GIVE HIM EVERYTHING

Aralvas-TheScryers: OKAY GUYS, A LITTLE LESS FAIL AND A LITTLE MORE WIN. EVERYONER NEEDS TO KILL EVERY ADD. EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR PETS ***OFF*** THE BOSS DURING DEFENSIVE STANCE. WE WILL KILL HIM THIS TIME MAGGOTS.

Abracadabrà-Area52: REALLY

Aralvas-TheScryers: it should never, EVER, be out, maggot.

Aralvas-TheScryers: EVERYONE, EVEN YOU, LAZY, YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT, NEEDS TO SWITCH TO THE ADDS. ITS NOT A GODDAMN SUGGESTION, ITS REQUIRED. THE FAILBUFF IS ONLY NECESSARY BECAUSE SOME AMONG US CAN'T LISTEN

Abracadabrà-Area52: c an i get a rez

Abracadabrà-Area52: please

Aralvas-TheScryers: THE ADDS GO DOWN SUPER FAST WHEN EVERYONE ACTUALLY FOCUSES THEM. AS SOON AS THEY DIE YOU CAN RESUME GOING HAM

Abracadabrà-Area52: aww

Aralvas-TheScryers: IF I SAY STOP DPS ON NAZGRIM THAT DOESNT MEAN 'ITS OK IF ITS JUST ME RIGHT' IT MEANS STOP DPS YOU MOUTHBREATHING CAVEMAN

Aralvas-TheScryers: THAT INCLUDES PETS YOU INBRED FUCK. I KNOW YOU PET CLASS TYPES ARE USED TO THE PET JUST BEING ON AUTOPILOT BUT YOU NEED TO TELL IT TO FUCKING STOP WHEN DEFENSIVE STANCE IS OUT OR IT WILL CAUSE MORE AXES. WE DO NOT WANT THOSE OUT.

Abracadabrà-Area52: you should run for president!!!

Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS, KILL BANNER, KILL BOSS. SAVE COOLDOWNS UNTIL FIRST BERSERKER STANCE, BECAUSE HE TAKES MORE DAMAGE THAT PHASE.

Abracadabrà-Area52: its like patton on crack

Aralvas-TheScryers: THE BLOODLUST GOES OUT AT THE FIRST BERSERKER PHASE. THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM ADD DUTY.

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: finish adds then go ham on the boss

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: stop boss dps

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL BOSS DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: STILL NO DPS ON BOSS MAGGOTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU MAY RESUME DPS AS OF NAO

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS, ALL DPS ON ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: MUCH BETTER MAGGOTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS, ALL DPS, DO YOUR SHIT

Aralvas-TheScryers: all dps STOP ON THE BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ONLY ON ADDS, PETS ON PASSIVE

Aralvas-TheScryers: GJ MAGGOTS. CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING AND WE WILL WIN THIS DEFNESIVE STAGE

Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps yet

Aralvas-TheScryers: HOLD... HOLD..... OK REUSMER DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADSD

Aralvas-TheScryers: mother fucking ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: MORE ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: on boss

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: GET READY TO GO HAM..... NOW

Abracadabrà-Area52: rez me if you can

Aralvas-TheScryers: OR ME

Aralvas-TheScryers: BANNER

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Abracadabrà-Area52: yep arvalas

Abracadabrà-Area52: wow

Aralvas-TheScryers: IF THE RAID WOULD HAVE TURNED AND KILLED THE LAST SHAMAN WE WOULD HAVE WON

Abracadabrà-Area52: ill leave a better dps will comne

Aralvas-TheScryers: LISTEN UP MAGGOTS. THE REASON WE WIPED ON THAT LAST PHASE IS BECAUSE WE MUST KILL THE SHAMAN IN THAT DESPERATION WAVE OF ADDS.

Abracadabrà-Area52: ill try one more time

Aralvas-TheScryers: THE OTHER ADDS DONT MATTER AS MUCH, WE CAN BURN THE BOSS FINE THEN. BUT IF A SHAMAN GETS IN RANGE OF SNAZZY NAZZY IN THAT LAST BIT OF TIME, WE WONT BE ABLE TO BURN HIM OUT

Aralvas-TheScryers: WHEN THE LAST BURN PHASE HAPPENS, FOCUS ON KILLING THE SHAMAN, THEN GO HAM ON NAZ

Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU CAN IGNORE ALL ADDS BUT THE SHAMAN AND WIN THE BURN PHASE. CAPICE?

Aralvas-TheScryers: we will win this time, maggots.

Aralvas-TheScryers: each pull, you get better and better. at least thats what i choose to believe. pay no mind to the man behind the failbuff

Abracadabrà-Area52: aralvas explain

Abracadabrà-Area52: lets do this !!!!!

Aralvas-TheScryers: OK LISTEN UP PRIVATE. YOU GO INTO THE CAVE LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE LEVEL 5 AND YOU THOUGHT HUNTERS NEEDED INT

Aralvas-TheScryers: FOLLOW THE LOGICAL PATH

Aralvas-TheScryers: OK SINCE YOU ARE NEW

Aralvas-TheScryers: THREE PHASES. PHASE ONE. DPS SLOW. AND BY SLOW I MEAN FUCKING SLOW

Aralvas-TheScryers: REFERENCES

Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE TWO, HE TAKES INCREASED DAMAGE. USE PERSONAL COOLDOWNS THEN. THIS MEANS YOU USE YOUR ARMY OF THE DEAD THEN, DKS, NOT ON PULL. GOD DAMN IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY TIME I SAW THAT TONIGHT I'D HAVE 25 CENTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I AM

Aralvas-TheScryers: PHASE THREE, NEWBIE

Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU STOP ALL DAMAGE

Aralvas-TheScryers: DO NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING BOSS WITH ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR PINKY TOE.

Aralvas-TheScryers: IF ADDS ARE UP, THEY DESERVE ALL YOUR ATTENTION. THEY WORKED HARD AND THEY NEED SOME LOVING. ALSO THEY NEED TO DIE IF WE WANT LOOOT.

Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL THE SHAMAN FIRST, INTERRUPT AND STUN WHEN YOU CAN. ADDS ARE ALWAYS PRIORITY. AS ARE BANNERS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN "I CAN IGNORE IT MYSELF, RIGHT?" IT MEANS FOLLOW THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS FOR ONCE IN YOUR "LOOKING FOR RETARDS' LIFE

Abracadabrà-Area52: why we waiting

Aralvas-TheScryers: SADLY BLIZZARD FAILED TO REALIZE THAT RELEASING FLEX WOULD TAKE (MOST) OF THE COMPETENT PLAYERS FROM LFR, LEAVING LESS PEOPLE TO CARRY THOSE DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED SORTS THAT WIND UP IN HERE. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MR 'DPSES DEFENSIVE STANCE BOSS'

Aralvas-TheScryers: why bother when lfr loot = thunderforged loot from last tier?

Abracadabrà-Area52: really what we waiting on

Aralvas-TheScryers: another tank

Abracadabrà-Area52: freaking tank

Abracadabrà-Area52: i just got asked if i could tank

Abracadabrà-Area52: im a mage

Abracadabrà-Area52: true not in this though

Aralvas-TheScryers: ok we finally have fresh blood. lets poke nazgrim in the butt butt and take his stuff.

Aralvas-TheScryers: LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS AND A DASH OF FAIL

Aralvas-TheScryers: DO YOUR LITTLE TANKSWAP THING. JUST DON'T LET EACH OTHER DIE. THE REST OF THE DPS HERE KNOW WHATS UP BECAUSE I'M SHOUTING IT AT THEM, ALL FIGHT

Aralvas-TheScryers: WE'RE READY TANKS PULL WHENEVER YOU'RE BRAVE

Aralvas-TheScryers: BADDY DKS NEED TO HOLD THEIR ARMIES UNTIL BERSERKER STANCE. LISTEN TO MY WORDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS MOTHERFUCKER

Aralvas-TheScryers: TO THE BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: PERSONALS GO HAM

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP ALL DPS ON BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP STOP STOP

Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGE PET OFF THE BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: DONT DPS BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: WAIT FOR MORE ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: KILL ADDS THEN RESUME ON BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: RANGED BANNER

Aralvas-TheScryers: ADDS

Aralvas-TheScryers: go ham on boss

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: banner adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: stop all dps on boss

Aralvas-TheScryers: stop stop stop stop stop

Aralvas-TheScryers: pets off boss

Aralvas-TheScryers: banners and adds only

Aralvas-TheScryers: we are so close comrades

Aralvas-TheScryers: no dps

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds then go back on boss

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: get the adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: banner then adds

Aralvas-TheScryers: STOP DPS ON BOSS

Aralvas-TheScryers: FOCUS ON ADDS AND BANNERS

Aralvas-TheScryers: SEC

Aralvas-TheScryers: FIVE

Aralvas-TheScryers: RESUME DPS

Aralvas-TheScryers: MELT HIS FUCKING FACE OFF

Aralvas-TheScryers: THATS HOW YOU DO IT SOLDIERS.

Aralvas-TheScryers: YOU'RE NOT MAGGOTS ANYMORE

Aralvas-TheScryers: KIDDING, YOU'RE STILL MAGGOTS

Aralvas-TheScryers: <3

Aralvas-TheScryers: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

Abracadabrà-Area52: NIGHT

Aralvas-TheScryers: POST IT TO THE WOW REDDIT PLEASE

Aralvas-TheScryers: SO I CAN READ IT

Aralvas-TheScryers: INDEED

Aralvas-TheScryers: THANK YOU AND HAVE A PLEASENT NIGHT

Aralvas-TheScryers: MAGGOT