Greg Monroe will miss the first two games next season. (USATSI)

Detroit Pistons big man Greg Monroe "urinated on himself during the booking process" after being charged with impaired driving in February, the Huntington Woods police report says, via MLive's Gus Burns.

Huntington Woods police released video footage of the Feb. 13 stop and arrest, which stemmed from a defective headlight, on Wednesday.

"I'm just trying not to be in the newspaper," Monroe is heard saying to the officers during transport to the jail.

"I play for the Pistons," Monroe said.

"You play for the Detroit Pistons," asks one of the officers in the vehicle. "Unless you told people that are going to tell people, we don't tell people," an officer is heard saying.

Monroe failed the field sobriety test, missing a letter while reciting the alphabet with "slow and deliberate speech," swaying when asked to count backwards to 78 from 100 and unable to walk a straight line, the report says.