A letter to loved ones who may have missed what our politicians have been up to in their mid-year break

Dear friends and loved ones,



It’s been far too long between correspondences but I’ll try to catch you up nonetheless! In the last five weeks our pollies have been on their winter break, but it wasn’t a holiday for them – oh no, they worked really, really hard. Uncle Clive made some headway on our friendship with China.

While Tony gave the Scots some friendly tips on how to stay on side with freedom. Poor old Joe had a pesky incident with the press misinterpreting something he said about poor people, but honestly I don’t know how they even heard it on the radio given they don’t own cars. He tried to tell everyone how hard his job was but those bullies just giggled.

Eric is proving himself quite a hit with the ladies ...

... and young Jacqui is really making a go of attracting the gents.

Maurice didn’t do quite so well on his science exam again, but he gets to stay in class which is a relief.

Hope you’re all well. Bring on summer!