Back in January, we brought you Steven Tyler's "Star-Spangled Banner" performance and asked how it stacked up to the worst-ever performances. (Your leading vote-getter was Roseanne's regrettable 1990 crotch-grabbing rendition.)


We think we've found something even worse from tonight's Dallas-Los Angeles MLS match. Normally, we wouldn't post something that made fun of a little kid, but this particular child publicly refers to herself as a "singer-songwriter" and any kid who has that much pretension at age 11 deserves to be knocked down a few notches. (Seriously, look at her fucking website.) We actually witnessed this as it aired live, but held off (again, because it's a little kid) until enough of you emailed us about it that we're giving in. Plus, this nearly three minute long rendition really is so bad it must be heard to be believed. Somebody should point her in the direction of Drew's post. [NBC SN]