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In a recent development the road transport ministry has decided to revise the way people pay fine as and when they violate traffic rules . So the next time you jump a traffic signal and get caught by a traffic policeman, you’ll be expected to become part of Swachh Bharat Campaign Traffic cops will now be armed with a broom. Everyone, who will violate the traffic rules, will have to clean the roads. This is the smartest move any transport ministry has made since decades. Now, people can’t get away by paying monetary fines.If you are someone rich and you think that you can drive around with your domestic help in case of a penalty, they can do the cleaning on your behalf, that’s not an option. Government of India is planning to have as many as 99,000 CCTV cameras to monitor and make sure that rules are being followed.“If you can escape just by cleaning roads, I’ll be the happiest person on the earth. Even if I have to clean an entire city for the things I’ve done on road, I’ll do it. It’s better than spending half of your working hours in jail,” said Being Bhai, in support of the new rule.“Our PM is a genius! So now either people will start obeying the traffic rules and if they won’t at least we’ll have a cleaner country. Brilliant!” -- Tweeted the self pro-claimed celebrity Soham Sethia.We spoke to Kittu, a resident of Karol Bagh, on his views as a youth from Delhi, about the new rule, he said, “I doesn’t matter to me. I have never stopped at a traffic signal and never would. You think someone has the balls to make me clean roads !”People who are employed as sweepers with Government of India will benefit the most. Now the rest of entire country will do the cleaning on their behalf. If they happen to violate a traffic rule and made to clean, that is going to be just another day in the life for them.Follow JOKEsingh