It’s that time of year again where we all get to watch Apple revolutionise our tits off in an extravaganza of incremental updates and stock photos of unrealistic families.

Click here to play along with our interactive WWDC bingo card!

Optional Drinking Game: When Tim Cook says ‘revolutionary’, finish your drink. When Craig Federighi gets on stage, finish your drink. When a demo happens, finish your drink. Finish your drink now. Now pour another, and finish that one too. Call her and tell you her you miss her. Finish your drink.