Since the beginning of time, Australia has been a thorn in the side of the great and noble nation of New Zealand, frustrating our right to be what we're capable of being. Right now, we have the opportunity to quash Australia's feeble attempt at a country, once and for all.

Australian deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce has just been disqualified from office because he unwittingly held dual citizenship. If the New Zealand government automatically grants citizenship to all Australian elected representatives, according to their ridiculous constitution, Australia could not possibly have a legal government. This would (maybe) cause a constitutional crisis, and hopefully complete collapse of law and order.

Please, sign this petition to encourage the New Zealand government to make this happen as soon as possible. Every day that passes Australia grows stronger.