I asked my Santa "My favorite things are the unexpected, random and . . . ARBITRARY. Give me something that will make reddit laugh for some karma"

Well, they certainly delivered with some Kojie San skin lightening soap!

First, you should understand that I'm English and Irish! I'm so pale it looks like I have jaundice! I look like a White Walker from Game of Thrones! I should only go outside when it's very cloudy or it's like putting Tin Foil in the Microwave!

Well, now with this skin lightening soap I can finally fulfill my lifetime dream of slowly transforming into a Translucent Jellyfish.

It will be like those Biology Textbooks where you can flip the translucent pages to see the various biological systems like the Nervous system, the organs, skeletal bones, etc.

I expect to keep /r/WTF updated on my progress!

Thank you Santa! It brought a laugh not only to me but to my coworkers!