How We Help You

You have nothing to hide. Of course you don’t! How could you hide anything from us?

You and your friends do your best to adhere to the law. But you don’t know the laws like we do, and laws change quickly these days. We help by catching things you might have missed.

Informing on your friends used to be so awkward. Think how they would feel if you had to meet regularly with secret police to report on their activities! Today, that’s as passé as gulags and the KGB. Thanks to our top-secret surveillance programs, you can provide law enforcement with everything they need with no inconvenience whatsoever.

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