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By Kyle Emch / November 19th, 2013

1. Goomy

At the end of the day, I think we all have to agree that Goomy is the best Pokémon to ever come from Kalos. In fact, it is the best Pokémon of all. It is the cutest Dragon that Game Freak has ever brought into existence. I know that I listed its evolution Goodra as my No. 3 favorite Pokémon from Kalos. But the truth is, Goomy doesn’t really need to evolve. Because Goomy is already perfection. For Goomy is our one true lord and savior!

He has taught us to love thy neighbor as if they were our own. And it is He who taught us to enjoy life to its fullest. Arceus could never teach us these things in his true form. Arceus couldn’t ever feel compassion. He had to shed his godly form and take one that man could comprehend. It is only in the form of Goomy that He can provide us with His immortal wisdom.

And let us not forget all the miracles that He has performed for us. He was able to cure the blind by throwing His gooey substances into their eyes, cleansing them of their blindness. He was able to feed a thousand, both humans and Pokémon, with only five loaves of Poffins and two Watmel berries. He was even able to cure the paralyzed trainer by simply telling him to get up and walk.

And it is Goomy who shall save us from eternal damnation. When the beast Giratina rises again, only He has the might to vanquish him. And it is He who shall split the Red Sea with His Holy Muddy Water, reshape the ruined land and lead us to our salvation. He would lay down his life for us. It is only fair that we lay down our lives for Him.

Goomy is love. Goomy is life.

About Kyle Emch Kyle has been studying music at college for about three years now. He's played the piano since he was 6 years old and has been recently been learning how to write music. He has followed the Operation Rainfall movement on Facebook since it started and was happy to volunteer for the website. Just don't mention Earthbound or the Mother franchise around him.

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