Boris Johnson has launched the Tory election manifesto, promising to deliver Brexit by the end of January and “unleash” the UK’s potential.

The Manifesto’s many dubious claims have now made it the frontrunner for the prestigious Booker Prize for Fiction, the U.K’s top award for novels, stories, creative writing, and other forms of absolute nonsense.

The Prime Minister’s claims include:

Training 50,000 new nurses, An extra £1bn for social care, £6.3bn for environmental upgrades to homes, and getting Brexit done by the end of January 2020.

The literary world is in awe at the Prime Minister’s creativity, with many reviewers noting that his claims are more fantastical than many of the stories they have read this year.

“The great thing about reading a novel, is getting lost in a world far beyond reality, or anything that could ever happen,” said previous Booker winner Dame Hilary Mantel.

“This Manifesto is everything great fiction should be; the mental spillage of a true lunatic that could possibly never occur, but so detailed and absorbing you don’t think the genius, or madness, will ever end. And then you get hit with another dose of lunacy, like a triple tax lock, or £250m a year for childcare.”

The 59-page manifesto comes 18 days before the general election.

Many literary critics feel its short length will not hinder it, with many agreeing that even though it falls well under the usual length of Booker winning novels, the amount of imagination and creative illusions held within is well beyond any full length novel published in the last decade.

“It’s beyond impressive,” said one critic, “It’s under 60 pages, but the amount of absolute creative nonsense within it is extraordinary. It’s world-building on a level I’ve never seen, even Tolkien couldn’t create a speculative utopia of such absolute nonsense that would never happen in the actual world.”