Episode art by twitter user slakingfool.

Original Air date: March 16th, 2020

Caption: Jacob, Paul, and Matt try to figure out which one of them is a toilet paper hoarder. Night Attack Picnic postponed. Frozen 2 is now available on Disney Plus- Thanks to ICS!

Running time: 1:39

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt expresses concern over Jacob being on unemployment. Paul looks forward to sleeping and reading. The hosts discuss the Corona virus.

Matt tells a story about going to the grocery store on the night before serious social distancing. Paul attempts to do math from the side of a toilet paper package indicating a Kentucky Math jingle.

Corona Virus jokes:

Guess who isn't getting Corona virus? Kobe Bryant

A Woody doll with "made in china"

Tom Hanks from Philidelphia: worst disease he's had

Laurie Loughlin is paying someone to take their kids Corona Virus test

Corona Virus got into Harvard but LL's kids couldn't

A Fake Commercial for Penis Drippings (sp?)

Matt makes plans to read the Iliad to his children during the homeschooling period. Paul turns this into the "Ill Lad."

The hosts talk about work/money that they will be missing because of the Social Distancing measures.

A Fake Commercial for Monkey Fist Panties to avoid camel toe.

Jacob reads the actual Iliad. Paul was swatted by Anne with a plastic hangar while he brushed his teeth in the nude (Episode title reference).

Matt takes credit for the Frozen 2 early release. He mentions the other writer named Matt Donnelly.

The hosts talk about re-making Hook and incorrectly mistake Donald Gover for Danny Glover. They attempt to cast the movie with only people named Glover.

Bruce Springstein parody voicemail answers.

Dancing in the Dark

Born to Run

Scoopmail Edit

Scoops of War sends in a first blowjob story.

Ted Man from VT Network tells a story about an inappropriate ring tone.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played. Three Holed Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit