An Oklahoma high school teacher "confessed to drinking vodka in her car before work," which probably explains why she showed up for her first day of teaching drunk and wandering the halls with no pants.

"Some parents were baffled," according to this very sober news report.

Had she been a blogger, of course, this whole thing would have been a non-issue.

Alcohol is a hell of a drug, people.

Video and stuff: Fox23, TulsaWorld.com, CBS

[via Gawker]