It's Thanksgiving, and that means it's time for you to play with your relatives and/or high school friends in this year's Turkey Bowl! You want to win, right? You want to win, RIGHT? THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE TO POLITELY RUIN UNCLE STEVE'S SOUL.

Well, if you want to win, the Wall Street Journal got you some help. They turned to Washington State coach and offensive innovator Mike Leach to draw up an unstoppable play for your backyard game:

Awesome: Mike Leach drew up a pass play for your Thanksgiving touch football game for the @wsj (H/t @KatzM) pic.twitter.com/aGYXBOoinm — Chris B. Brown (@smartfootball) November 26, 2015

That's right: Mike Leach is gonna help you toast your relatives so badly they decide to play zone in a dang backyard touch football game, AND THEN HE'S GOT ANOTHER ROUTE TO TOAST THEIR PATHETIC ZONE COVERAGE. Run up the score so much it makes dinner awkward.

This is a cute annual tradition by the WSJ -- last year, they got Cardinals coach Bruce Arians to draw up a play.