[trigger warning: rape jokes]

Holy fucking hell. I just watched Danish morning TV and they’d had a reporter talk to some of the cast of the Hobbit and ask them silly questions.

And Martin Freeman made a rape joke. Completely out of the blue.

They were asked the same questions individually and when asked whether he’d rather date a hobbit, a dwarf or an elf, Martin Freeman said elf. The interviewer asked about the height difference and Freeman said, and I’m paraphrasing here because I can’t find a clip yet: “That doesn’t matter. I have a ladder. And I have drugs I can put in their goblet to make them keel over. I probably shouldn’t have said that, now people will say it’s inappropriate and it’s [he made air quotes] ‘rape’. For me, it’s a helping hand.”

I’m so disgusted right now. I just hope the clips gets online soon so I can show it to people and explain why I seriously cannot stand the man.

Him and Benedict Cumberbatch, what a pair. I want to punch them both in the face.