1 Use My Arse As A Cunt 2:50

2 A Semi-On With A Drop Of Pre-Cum 1:07

3 The Worst Thing In The World 2:12

4 Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died 1:56

5 Soapy Tit Wank 2:00

6 Feminine Itch 2:37

7 My Mum Found My Wankmags 2:10

8 I Shit My Pants 2:01

9 Just Can't Get Enough 1:46

10 Wank The Dog 2:08

11 Carol Vorderman 1:55

12 The Bloke Up The Garage Fucked A Sheep 1:49