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Submitted by Vermin at 2004-07-28 20:41:38 EDTRating: 0.79 on 33 ratings (33 reviews) ( Review this item ) ( V To give a good skull-fucking, there are various rules you must follow if you want to do it properly. I have listed them out to aid any up and coming skull-fuckers out there, and to help the technique of any veteren skull-fuckers.1) Finding a suitable partner - Because skull-fucking almost invariably ends in the death of the skull-fuckee, you will want to do it to someone you don't particularly care about. Generally skull fucking a friend or family member is not advised, unless you wish that person to die. You can find plenty of people to skull fuck living on the streets of most major cites. The authorities generally do not put much effort into solving the murders of these lower class citizens, so they are a safe choice to snatch off the street.2) Restrain the skull-fuckee - You do not want your skull-fucking partner to be able to move around, If you do not properly restrain your victim, you run the risk of having your penis bitten off. Buy yourself a book of knot tying, and use that with some nylon rope to tie your partner to a sturdy bed,3) Gouge out one or both eyeballs - An ice cream scoop can work fairly well to get that pesky eye of its socket. You may find a scalpel will be quicker and more humane though. If you are feeling really adventurous, you can eat the eyeball like a cherry tomato.4) Commence skull-fucking - The most satisfying part of the skull fuck is penetrating the eye socket with your penis. Thrust away until you climax. Generally, if you thrust vigorously enough, you will scramble the brain matter of the skull-fuckee so much that by the time you ejaculate, that person will be dead. If they are still alive, you may have to wait until you can achieve another erection so you can continue your skull-fucking session. Trust me, your partner will die eventually.5) Dispose of the evidence - I find that eating my skull-fucking partners is the best way to hide their remains. You may find that chopping them up and flushing them down the toilet is more appropriate. Experiment to find what works best for you.Happy skull-fucking!