So I think I'm a Disney Princess or something, and every day I scatter nuts in my back yard for the beasties to feast on. I've been doing this for about a year, and the expectations of my furry friends have gradually increased as time has gone by. They've become a bit aggressive, and sometimes they're impatient if I don't get the peanuts out in a timely manner. I never thought much of it - UNTIL THIS EXCHANGE! I opened my door to find that my gift had been delivered and was sitting on my porch - with a giant hole ripped in the side of it!

I am very disappointed in my squirrel buddies, but I am very grateful to my gifter! I receieved some AWESOME chocolate chip cookie dough bark (cookie dough ANYTHING is my favourite, how did you know?), some very cool chocolate bacon bark, and four, not six, four chocolate covered oreos. All the treats were from the Beach Way Sweet Shop in Cape Cod!

You may notice that the pictures of the bark have bites taken out of them....so much for my self-control. I guess I could blame that on the squirrels, but the truth is they're only responsible for stealing my cookies. I'm currently sitting here debating whether or not I'll be risking rabies and eating the remaining four... I didn't even know that squirrels liked oreos.

Thank you SO MUCH for the amazing snacks, gifter! My aggressive rodent pals say thanks too!