PHILADELPHIA, Penn. — #17 Campbell University opened the season on the road against #7 Penn and after a tense 3 and half quarters, the Quakers pulled away for the 55-45 victory. An interception with 2:23 left in the game sealed the deal for Penn even though the Camels would go on to score another touchdown before time expired.

Coach Joshua Average was short and snippy at the press conference podium.

“Same song second verse huh? Offense plays well for three quarters, defense plays poorly all game, and a turnover seals our loss.”

He stared off into the distance until one reporter brought up the fact that he is now 0-5 against coaches who went to the playoffs in Season 2. Average whipped his gaze to the reporter and narrowed his eyes.

“How many games have you won against playoff coaches Craig? Huh? How many? Tell me how many. I’ll wait. I’ve got all kinds of time!”

Assistant coaches crowded around the podium at this point and pulled Justin down but not before he got in one parting shot at the crowd of writers sitting in the media room.

“I’ll beat any of you in NCAA 14! Any one of you! Name the time and meet me at my parent’s house! They still have my Xbox 360! I’ll take you DOWN!”

#7 Penn will definitely move up in the rankings as they host current #10 Montana State in Week 2. Campbell will drop down as they take on current #11 Idaho State next week. The good news about that match-up is at least one team has to win.