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The Tall accomplished man you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're

on Reddit

Ripping out mass loads of weights

Polishing their monocle smile

Cracking walnuts with their man mind

building an orphanage with their barehands while playing a sweet, sweet lulluby for those children with two mallets against their abs xylophone

