Hollywood's True (Not So True) Stories are all about finding a way to make "kayfabe out of kayfabe". Meaning we take the current stories that WWE has not bothered to define, and add our own twist to it to make it even more interesting.

Today, we talk about Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt. Or as I like to call them, The Sons of the Undertaker.

Wait, what?!?

That's right. Let's get to it!

WWE and the powers that be have not clearly defined the link between Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt, other than the fact that Bray thrives in chaos, and Dean is chaos in a bottle. But clearly there is more to this story. You can see it, you can feel it, and the aroma of this being family feud-like is so pungent that even The Rock can smell it. These two have literally tried to kill each other week after week after week, with each beating being more brutal than the last. And yet they keep getting up, and keep doing it again.

Now Bray Wyatt we know about.....somewhat. We know his father was never around, we know he met Sister Abigail and it changed his life forever. And we know that a beast lurks inside him, which gives him his mystical powers of teleportation, light manipulation, and causes visual manifestations. Similar to the Undertaker......

But Dean Ambrose is different. The father that he knew is in prison, he doesn't talk about his mother, and yet, you can see a dark side to him that is uncanny.

"But Hollywood, Dean Ambrose doesn't have any mystical or mythical powers."

I thought that too, but then I realized that Dean Ambrose has unbelievable resiliency, and a healing factor.....just like The Undertaker. Coincidence? Maybe.

But then this happened:

A fog filled ambulance filled with tables, ladders, chairs (oh my) and a light that I have seen before:

But of course, this is CSS, and we need some Steiner Math to figure out all of the variables. Ahem, Professor Steiner please!

Dean Ambrose is 29

Bray Wyatt is 27

Undertaker is 49

Very possible that the King of Darkness fathered 2 offspring between ages 20 and 22 while harnessing the dark arts. And seeing that he could not take care of his kids, he gave them up for adoption. But he gave them part of himself, and gave them their own individual powers: Bray, who controls the darkness and what you perceive as reality, and Dean, who has the power of light and the ability to endure massive amounts of punishment like Wolverine.

Bray Wyatt knew that he connected with Dean Ambrose, but he didn't know why. That was until Bray Wyatt watched the feud between Ambrose and Rollins. Never has Bray Wyatt seen a man possessed with such raw emotion, such conviction, and such rage. He's only seen that once before: when he looked in his own eyes in the mirror. It was then that he knew that Dean Ambrose was more than a co-worker, more than just a guy that just happened to be in the same arena at the same time. No, this was different. He "felt" Dean Ambrose in is blood. The yin to his yang, born to to be opposites, but equals at the same time.

But what he also knew, is that Dean Ambrose's power outmatched his own. He had to strike first, because if Dean would've "sacrificed" Seth Rollins at Hell in A Cell, it would've released Ambrose's full power. Bray had to make a move:

But what Bray Wyatt doesn't realize is that Dean can't control it yet. He's unstable. He knows that he's different, but he doesn't know why. So he goes out there, and he causes havoc. But he's not sure how he's doing it. Even through all of the bloody matches he has been through, he still feels the rage inside of him. And since he has feuded with Bray Wyatt? He feels it even more so. Both have become more brutal, more powerful than their previous counterparts.

You know who also becomes more powerful every time they face each other?

This also explains why Undertaker has gotten weaker over the years. Have you ever watched that movie "Hancock" with Will Smith? Where he found out that he couldn't be near his ex-wife because they both get weaker when they are around each other? Same scenario, except its the sons draining the power of their dad, unbeknownst to all parties involved.

So, to conclude, Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt are brothers, and their father is the Deadman.

Sound far-fetched? Yes, but that's the whole purpose of Hollywood's True (Not So True) Stories!

Until next time!