Robin had some audio of Hayden Panitierre talking about the rest of the season of ''Heroes.'' Howard said he'll be watching that. They ended the show a short time later, right around 11:05am.

Robin read that the movie ''Taken'' was the number one movie at the box office this weekend. She read the other top 5 movies as well. She said that there's a new Drew Barrymore movie coming out this week and had some audio of Drew talking about that. Howard cut her off and made fun of the way she marries just about anyone she meets and joked that she married the interviewer right after the interview.

Robin had a story about people who are going to fertility clinics to have twins so they can get all of their family out of the way in one fell swoop. Robin said that women are selling their eggs to get money too. She had a story about a woman who made $8,000 selling her eggs. She had some details about what that process can be like and how painful it can be.

Robin read some news about the woman who had octuplets. Howard said he didn't want to talk about that. Robin said that the woman wanted to have babies since high school and now she has 14. Robin said that the mother of that woman is thinking of leaving because she didn't plan on raising kids with her daughter. Howard said that the woman already had 6 kids and that wasn't enough for her. Robin said that she's looking for a TV deal or some sponsorship deals. Robin said that she's going to be going on Oprah's show and will be interviewed by Diane Sawyer as well. Howard said he couldn't even come up with 14 names for kids.

Robin read a story about the wife of Dr. Atkins and how she took his $600 million and found a new husband. Howard said that's a lot of money. The wife isn't listening to critics who think that her new husband is just a gold digger. She's fighting to get that money from the people in charge of it. Artie ended up comparing that to a Godfather scene. He recited some of the lines from that scene and then Fred played a clip. Howard said he loves that movie.

Robin read some news about Yngwie Malmsteen having to sell off a bunch of his stuff because he was ripped off by a manager. Howard said that guy doesn't sing so he's put out some albums that are just music and it sounds like something is missing. Howard said he thinks that the guy is famous mostly because of his unusual name, like Engelbert Humperdink. Fred played some of Yngwie Malmsteen's stuff and Howard said that you keep waiting for the lyrics to come and it never does. Then there were lyrics in the song that Fred played so Howard said that maybe he does have some singing in there.

Richard said that Scott has to deal with a bunch of Chinese people to create his Video Caddy thing. Scott said that he has a good idea for the iPhone and he's going to try and make it happen. Richard said Scott found this thing on the internet that's supposed to grow your hair by running a laser over your head.

Richard came in and told Howard that they have chess games for the iPod. Howard said that Richard should be playing a game of ''brush your teeth.'' Artie said that Scott DePace is working on an application for the iPhone and he's really secretive about it like it's going to be some big deal. Howard said that it'll probably be just like his video caddy thing. Scott DePace came in and said that he's not going to talk about it but it has nothing to do with golf. Artie said that he and Scott got into an argument about him being a Type-A personality and he's so not. Artie said that Scott told him that he's going to draw up the plans for this app and then have someone else develop it. Artie said that he's not a type-A personality.

Robin read a story about the new iPhone that's supposed to be coming out this summer. It's supposed to be a full fledged gaming platform. Howard said he's getting jealous of people who have iPhones because they can do so many things that he can't do. That led to the guys talking about the differences between instant messaging and texting. Howard said it's basically the same thing.

Robin read some news about Madonna and A-Rod. That led to Artie saying that he hopes that A-Rod gets a sore on his cock from Madonna's ass. He really dislikes the guy and went off on him for a few seconds.

Robin talked about Black History month starting this week. She read some stuff about that and then Howard played some audio of Morgan Freeman talking about how he hates Black History Month. Freeman said he doesn't want to have just one month to discuss his history. He said that black history is American History and he wants to stop calling people white and black.

Robin read a story about the 50th anniversary of Buddy Holly's death. That led to Howard singing ''The Day The Music Died'' for a few seconds. Robin read some audio from a Buddy Holly expert who told the story about why Buddy Holly had decided to fly that night. Howard played a few seconds of that but cut it off quickly.

Robin said that today is Groundhog Day and the groundhog saw his shadow and that means another 6 weeks of winter. Robin had some audio of them talking about Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog and being excited about the Pittsburgh Steelers winning. Howard said he doesn't get that whole thing and doesn't want anything to do with it.

Robin had a story about Barack Obama talking about the threats we still have against this country. He hopes to get some of the troops home from Iraq by next year so they'll be home for the next Super Bowl. Robin had some audio of Obama talking about that and some other things.

Robin read some news about the Super Bowl and had a bunch of audio clips from the teams commenting on the outcome of the game. Jon Hein came in to talk about some of that stuff as well.

After the break, around 10:20am, Howard had Robin get back to her news. Robin read about President Obama's half-brother getting in trouble over drug possession. Howard wondered if Obama even knows the guy. Robin said that he doesn't know him at all. Robin said that his name is George Hussein Obama. Howard wondered how that guy ended up with a normal first name while Barack is stuck with that name. Robin read through that story and said that he's going to be charged with drug possession but George claims he was released and not charged with anything.

Robin read some news about Michael Phelps getting caught smoking weed. Howard said that if you're ever lucky enough to be in that position, just don't get caught doing something like that. He said it drives him crazy thinking about this guy getting caught like that. They had to go to break after that story.

Robin read a story about DMX being in jail for 90 days. She said that he was in on animal abuse and theft charges. She said that he's not allowed to own any animals once he does get out.

Robin read more about the kid with six fingers and toes. Howard wondered if maybe people had six fingers and toes when we were evolving. Howard said that some people are born with webbed feet like a duck too. Artie said he heard a rumor that Dan Aykroyd was born like that.

Robin read a story about a baby that had six fingers and six toes on each hand and foot. Howard said that he'd kill himself if he had a baby. He said he wouldn't be too happy about having a kid with six fingers and toes. He said he wouldn't want to deal with trying to explain that to people.

Robin read a story about a father who was arrested after his 2 year old ate some cocaine that was left out in the house. Robin had another story about a skydiver who had their instructor die of a heart attack as they jumped out of the plane. That led to Robin talking about flying to Martha's Vineyard over the weekend and flying on a plane so small that she was in the co-pilot's seat. Then Howard and Fred got into their Ted Kennedy impressions since she had mentioned something in the Massachusetts area.

Jon got back to his show preview and ran through some more of the stuff they were going to cover.

Howard said that Roosevelt is the only high school in history that has had to be taken over by the state to be run because it was so out of control. Howard said that the blacks there in Roosevelt were the toughest blacks around. Robin said that the kids in Baltimore were pretty tough too. Howard said that the kids in Roosevelt were tougher. They went back and forth with that stuff for a couple of minutes.

Jon Hein came in with his Wrap Up Show preview. He ran through his list of subjects they'd be covering and ended up talking about some of the Flavor Flav interview. They talked about how rough Flavor's life was. Gary told Howard that he was still hanging out in the green room. Howard said that he had to have been a nightmare in Roosevelt High School because that's like the last stop in the world. Howard said that only an axe murderer would get kicked out of that school.

Howard asked when that's going to be airing. Richard said that they're going to do that in March. Ronnie said that when this one girl, Pinkie, came on the guy was trying to rub it out so they moved him right to the front row and next to JD. JD said that he was moaning and it was creeping him out. JD said the guy was saying a lot of ''god damn's'' during that shoot.

Ronnie came in and said that they never said anything to the guy. They tried to get it on camera and never said a word to him. Richard said the guy was sitting in the back with sweat pants and a hoodie on. He said that he saw him touching it and the guy would start rubbing even more. Ronnie said the guy came in with the 40 year old virgin guy they had on the show. He said that even Sal was getting creeped out with the moaning.

Richard said that when they were recording the show on Friday they found out that one of the audience members was jerking off. He said that Ronnie asked him to cool off with that and then they moved him to the front row so he couldn't finish. JD figured it was the guy who was sitting next to him. Richard confirmed that.

Steve talked about Bruce Springsteen being on Mad Dog Russo's show over the weekend. Howard said that he'll ask Russo about that later this week when he comes in.

Steve said that they have a story about the ''Inside the Porn Actor's Studio'' and how some of their mics were left on while they went to the bathroom.

Robin said that she had a friend who would get upset when she lost a girlfriend and she ended up being gay. She seemed to think that maybe that's where Richard was going.

Howard said that it was because of him that he's actually wearing a diaper. The fans told him that Richard had just pissed his pants one time at a concert because he didn't want to leave the show to piss. He said that the diaper is Richard's civilized way of pissing his pants. Richard said that he was going to get a ride from some friends who had a nice new car and he didn't want to get piss in the car. Richard said that he was a mess that night.

Howard said that Richard went to see Metallica on two nights this weekend. Richard said that they played two different sets on those two nights. This coming weekend he's going to see Coheed and Cambria and he'll be wearing his diaper again so he doesn't have to go to the bathroom. He'll be pissing the diaper instead of taking a break to go to the bathroom.

Artie told Richard that he's a really weird guy. He used to have a picture of Brad Pitt hanging in his room because he admired the fact that he came out of a very small town like he did. Richard said he wasn't attracted to the guy, he just admired him. Richard said that he wouldn't do anything gay for the guy, other than maybe a hand job.

Richard asked Howard to play the parody of ''One'' for Robin's news that he had created. Howard said that he had heard that song one other time and he didn't think the words were very understandable and he didn't think the audience would know the song that well.

Howard said that he remembers his mother getting all dressed up to go to Radio City and he finds it weird that people smoke weed there. He talked about his mother squeezing into a girdle back then. Richard said that all of the people working there at Radio City were dressed up and walking all of the stoners to their seats. Artie talked about going to see ''The Sting'' there at Radio City when it had a short run there.

Richard said that he wanted to talk about the Cheech and Chong thing at Radio City. Richard said that it was weird going back there after seeing the Christmas show there just a month ago. He said that this time it was a bunch of 50 year old stoners there smoking weed.

Howard pointed out that Artie had cried over Michael Jackson's ''Man in the Mirror.'' Artie said that he thought about his dad when that happened. He wasn't thinking about his high school buddies. Howard asked Richard if he ever had sword fights or anything with those friends. Richard said that he never did that with them.

Howard said that he gets goose bumps when he hears ''One'' but it doesn't make him cry. Artie kept throwing stuff at Richard as he was talking and crying about the song.

Richard said that Artie was throwing stuff at him while he was crying. Howard told him to think about Cotton from ''King of the Hill'' dying and that would make him cry. Richard said that he did cry like a baby when he died.

Howard tried to get Richard to cry. He told him to listen to the song and just think about his friends like he did at the concert. Howard stayed quiet for a minute and Richard said he was getting really emotional thinking about it. He told Howard that the part coming up was going to really get to him. Richard told Howard that music really means a lot to him and he had so many great times listening to that song. He was crying as he told him about that.

Fred played Metallica's ''One'' and Howard said that it really is a great song. Richard wasn't crying but he was thinking about his friends who he'd listen to the song with. Richard said that it brought back memories when he heard the song that night.

Sal said that he saw Howard there at the Metallica concert and told the usher to go say that Sal the Stockbroker was there. The usher went down and told him and came back to him saying that Howard claimed he didn't know any such person and to leave him alone.

Richard went to see Metallica over the weekend and ended up crying during the song ''One.'' Howard said that Richard is fucked up and he's very weird. He said that the song reminded him of another male friend. Richard said that music means a lot to him and he can cry over a song like that. Howard asked how great they were live. Richard said that they were incredible. Howard said he saw them about 9 years ago and they really were great.

Richard said that his dad isn't circumcised so he looks pretty big. Sal came in and said that his grandfather was injured in World War II and he had to help him stand up on his walker when he had to piss. He said that he had him hold his penis when he had to piss in a cookie jar. Sal said that he did that and pretended it never happened.

Richard came in and told Howard to just whip it out so they can see it. Howard said that he's too embarrassed to do that. Howard said he heard that Sal had to hold his grandfather's penis when he pissed. He said it's no wonder he's so fucked up.

Howard said that maybe his father's dick looked big because he was a little kid when he saw it. Howard said that his is very skinny and it probably wouldn't look big to a kid. He said that it looks like a little bird in a nest when it's small. He said it grows pretty big.

Artie asked Howard if his father had a big dick. Howard said that he remembers it being pretty big and thick. Artie said he saw his father's dick when he was paralyzed. He said that he never really saw it walking into a bathroom though.

Howard said that he wasn't able to pee in front of other guys so that was always a problem. Howard said that he remembers the bathrooms where they had big troughs to pee in. Robin asked why guys are forced to do that. She said that's ridiculous. Howard said that he would see one of those things and all of a sudden he wouldn't have to pee. He said he never knew what to do.

Howard talked about his Dad taking them out to eat before the show. He said that he'd be sitting there in pain from the gas pains. He said that he'd have to hold in the gas and the pee and his father telling him that it was okay to fart. He said his father would get pissed about him not farting and would tell him to just let it out.

Howard came back and said that Richard was telling Gary about seeing Cheech and Chong at Radio City Music Hall and everyone there was smoking weed. Howard said he used to go to Radio City when he was a kid and it was a really family friendly place. Howard said that you'd sit down for a movie there and they'd have the Rockettes there. He said that they'd get all dressed up to go there and they'd get a whole show before the movie.

Howard said that he did put Flav in all of his (one) movies. He said that he was very prompt showing up on time for him. Howard wrapped up with Flav, gave him some more plugs for the movie and went to break a short time later.

Howard asked Flav about this movie '' Nite Tales '' and found out that it's kind of like a Twilight Zone type of thing. Flav said that he plays the ''Rod Sterling'' of the movie. He said he starts the movie off and he ends it. Flav said that he's the narrator and the story teller in the movie. He said that it's going to be a series and they have some stuff for Howard that they want him to do. Howard said that he has to look at that stuff before he can commit.

Howard took another call from a guy who said that Howard should feel good sitting next to Flav because he's not as bad looking as Flav. The caller said that he did some time in jail and Flav was there and he was talking non-stop there, even in his sleep.

Howard told Flav that the abuse is coming from his parents having beat him. Flav said that he wasn't abused, he was being disciplined. He said there is a difference there. Howard kept telling Flav that he was abused but Flav refused to agree with him on that. He said his mother wasn't abusing him, she was just disciplining him.

Howard took a call from a woman who asked Flav if he feels bad for beating up that puppy on the Surreal Life. Flav said that they made a bigger deal out of that than it was. He said he was just teaching the dog not to piss on the floor.

Howard had Dominic Barbara on the phone. Dominic said that he represented Flav's wife in a family court thing. Flav asked where they dug this guy up. Dominic asked if he's still in his kid's lives. Flav said that he stays in touch and he has grand kids now. Howard and Robin asked him how old he is. Flav is turning 50 soon.

Howard said it sounds like Flav's life was pretty tough. Flav said that it's not so bad now that he has some money. He said that he'd have no problems if he had Howard's money. He asked Howard if he thinks that he would be good on the air. Howard said he would if he got real and became himself on a show. He said that would be one of the greatest radio performers of all time. Flav said that he knows how to do that. Howard said he'll ask Tim Sabean to talk to him about doing an hour of radio. He said he'd like to hear some stories about his life growing up.

Howard and Robin asked about the gang thing some more and tried to find out what he had to do to get out of it. Flav said that he got beaten up going into it and coming out. He said that he didn't feel bad when he had to beat someone else up because they didn't feel bad beating him up.

Howard asked Flav if he ever hears from his old gang members. Flav said that he doesn't hear form them. He said that was a long time ago and his gang is gone now. He didn't even want to talk about how he got out of the gang because he didn't want to start something that could get out of control.

Howard asked Flavor if he heard Chris Rock giving him a beating in his act. Flavor said he heard that he was giving him a beating but he didn't understand why he was bashing him. He said that he was told that Chris loves him but he's not sure what he was saying about him. Howard said he heard it and it wasn't very nice. He said that he would stick up for him if he runs into Chris.

Howard asked Flavor when he's going to set the date. Flavor said that it should be in '09. He said he wants everyone to shoot it too and he wants every channel to cover it. He said he wants all of the radio stations, TV stations and all of that, just like the inauguration.

Howard asked Flavor about this girl he's with now. Flavor said that he thinks that they may set a date to get married soon. He said they've been together for about 5 years now and he loves her. He said that he wants this thing to be big so that's why he's taking his time with her.

Howard said he found it hard to believe that Flavor had never heard this version of ''911's A Joke'' from Duran Duran. He played some of it for him and asked Flavor what he thinks about it. Flavor said that he thought it was hot and he liked it.

Howard said he's happy that Flav is doing well now. Flavor said that he's having fun out on the West coast now. Howard asked him what the scariest moments were for him in jail. He said he took a beating from the guards one time. That was scary. He said that happened in the 6 building on Riker's Island. He tried to take it to court but he didn't win. Howard asked him why it's okay for his mother to beat him but not the guards. Flavor said that it's only his mother who can beat him.

Howard said that Flavor seems to be uncomfortable with the discussion. He said that he took his anger out on all of the people he robbed. He should have taken it out on his parents instead. Flavor said that Howard is giving it a good try but he's not right.

Howard asked Flavor if he ever went to the shrink. Flavor said he did go once. Howard asked Flavor if he ever thought about those beatings and how wrong they were. Flavor said he just thought that he should stop doing the stuff he was doing when he'd get those beatings. He said he didn't think that was abuse to him. Howard asked Flavor if he'd beat his kids. He said he would if he could but he knows he'll go to jail. Howard asked him if he would do it if it wasn't against the law. Flavor said that there are better wants to discipline kids these days. Flavor said that he learned from all of those beatings he took.

Howard read that Flavor was in school with Eddie Murphy. Flavor said he got thrown out of Roosevelt High School. Howard said that he must have been really bad if he got thrown out of that school. Howard asked if his parents had any control over him at all. Flavor said his parents were great but his friends would get him into trouble. He said his parents would beat his ass back then. He said that he wouldn't dare fight back either. They'd whip him with the extension cord when his pants were down. Flavor said that he'd eventually start laughing and he'd get beaten even more.

Howard asked what he was charged with. Flavor said it was a bunch of things. Flavor said he didn't feel guilt back then but he does now. He said that his friends were all doing it and that's who was telling him it was okay to do that stuff.

Flavor said that he doesn't want to go back to jail to serve anymore time but he would like to go back and tell the other prisoners how great it is on the outside. Flavor said that he did 2 and a half years at one time. He got caught doing burglaries and stuff back then. He said he was in a gang back then and he was into some bad stuff.

Howard asked Flavor if he has a driver's license yet because he's been caught not having one like 48 times. Flavor said he had one back in the day but he hasn't renewed it so he has to take the test again. Flavor said that he got suspended and he'd go out driving anyway.

Gary came in and said that Lisa was telling him a story about how she used to have to call the local jails to see if Flavor was locked up if he didn't show up to work on time. That led to Flavor talking about how he's the only one in radio history to do a show from his jail cell. He said he did that from Riker's Island and the guards would bring him the phone so he could do that.

Flavor was talking about doing radio there and told Howard that he used to work with Lisa G. Howard told Flavor that he should have hooked up with Lisa. Flavor said that he thinks that Lisa is afraid of love from a man and she's been single for way too long. Howard said that's an interesting take on that. Howard said that she seems to be hot for Artie though.

Howard asked Flavor if he knew that Duran Duran covered ''911's A Joke.'' Flavor said he did know that but he hadn't heard the album. Howard played him some of the song and asked Flavor to be honest about what he thought of that version of the song.

Howard asked Flavor if he was upset about the use of the N-word in his roast. Flavor said that he doesn't have a problem with the word and it's regular part of his vocabulary. He then threw it out there about 10 times and sang a Public Enemy song that had the word in it a bunch of times.

Howard asked Flavor about the roast they did for him. Flavor said that he didn't know what a roast was before they did his. He said he didn't know what to do with it but he figured he should have just done his own thing. That's why he wants a part 2 roast so he can get his revenge.

Howard said that Flavor was there to promote this movie '' Nite Tales '' that's going to be on out DVD tomorrow. Howard then asked him about leaving his reality show and if he did that because of his girlfriend. Flavor said he realized what he had at home which was real love. He said that the TV show was getting repetitious too and people thought he wasn't able to find real love. He said that's just not him.

Flavor said that he puts his clock at 6 o'clock and that's because he's being straight up. Flavor was all over the place and mentioned that he was in Howard's movie and it was only the 5th movie he was ever in. He said that he smacked Howard on the ass with a broom in the movie.

Howard asked Flavor why he doesn't wear a calendar instead of a clock. Flavor said that a calendar would be for a woman, not for him. He said he started wearing the clock back in the day when stop watches were the fad. He said that his buddy took his stop watch off and stuck the kitchen clock on him.

Flavor said that he thinks that he's a good father and he thinks that there are other people just like him out there. He said that he really enjoys this youngest kid because he takes his clock and runs around the house wearing that.

Howard said that Flavor has 7 kids now and he wants to have 3 more. Flavor said that he's trying to add more kids but he doesn't live with them all. Flavor said that his three oldest live out on Long Island. Flavor said that his middle three are up in Albany. He mentioned that one of his kids was named Designa so they spent a minute talking about that unusual name. He also mentioned another one by the name of Karma who lives with him out in Vegas.

Howard said that Flavor is great at mixing it up and he makes people want to watch him. Howard asked Flavor how old he was when he first banged a broad. Flavor said that he was just 6 years old. Howard asked him how old the girl was. Flavor said that she was 6 years old too. They were just ''experimenting.'' Flavor said that it was just natural instincts. He said that he did get hard and he was able to penetrate but he didn't complete his mission with her. He said that he did get a boner no problem though.

Howard said that every reality show that Flavor does turns to number 1 and he wondered if he got some good money for that. Flavor said he didn't see the money right away but he did make some money. He said he wasn't rolling in dough but he did alright.

Howard asked Flavor about the show he did with Brigitte Nielsen and if that was real. Flavor said that he doesn't see color and he had a great friendship and relationship with her. He said that they both broke it off when they broke up. Howard asked if the pussy was good. Flavor said that he stays away from talking about that. Howard asked if he went down on her. He said that he was already down on her, he's only 5'8'' tall and she's like 6'2'' tall.

Howard asked Flavor if he ever thought they'd see a black president. Flavor said that some day there will be a Jewish President too. Howard asked Flavor if he considers Obama as black. Flavor said that he has always been proud of being black himself. He said that he does consider Obama as being black too. Flavor said that he's going to run for President next.

Howard said that Flavor had a tough time after Public Enemy went away. Howard said that Cronin got him on The Surreal Life and then on ''Strange Love'' with Brigitte Nielsen.

Flavor Flav came in and made a bunch of noise with his giant clock and all of the stuff he was wearing. Flavor asked Robin if she was running for President behind that bullet proof glass.

Robin said that she's heard that people have nannies for each child these days. Howard said that it is wild. He said that when he was about 7 he knew that his generation was going to fuck everything up. He said that's what happened with George W. Bush. Howard said that it's the biggest, nuttiest generation ever. Howard said he had to go to break after that.

Howard said that this generation is being raised the wrong way. He said that giving the kids the day off, or opening school 2 hours early, is just wrong. He said that his generation is the most spoiled generation ever and they're raising their kids the wrong way.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked why they don't have the game on a Saturday night instead of on a Sunday evening. Howard said that they should just start it earlier in the afternoon. He said that he thinks that it's all about the networks trying to make every bit of money they can.

Howard said that he didn't think that Pittsburgh was going to recover after they lost their first touchdown. Artie said that he's not sure that Ben Roethlisberger is going to keep going the way he has been.

Howard said that this new Liam Nieson movie ''Taken'' looks good. He talked about that for a few minutes. He said that he'll be there for any movie like that. Howard said that he can't wait to see that movie. Howard said he liked the commercials for that movie and talked about how great it looked to him.

Howard said he saw that there's a whole section in the paper today based on the Jessica Simpson weight thing. He said that fat people are complaining about this whole thing and making being fat okay. Howard said that it's unhealthy to be fat and they have to stop defending it.

Howard said that he was reading about this charity called the Central Park Conservancy. He said that he loves the park being there and it's amazing that it's survived over the years. He read that four teenagers had been caught spray painting some of the landmarks in there. Howard said that it really pisses him off when he reads that. Howard read the name of the kids who were caught and talked about what they just had to paint on these things. They painted ''3D'' and ''U'' on these things. Howard said that the people ranged from 16 to 20. Howard said they should take them and drown them. Robin said that was a little severe. Howard said that he might be a little severe but they really are a waste.

Howard said he read another story about a guy who lived to be 100 years old. He ended up burning up in a fire over the weekend. He lived through the two World Wars and then died in a fire.

Artie asked Fred if he ever tried weed. Fred said that he did but he never tried anything harder than that like coke. Artie said that's amazing.

Howard said that Phelps is apologizing for the whole thing and now he's going to get offers from High Times magazine to promote ''Weedies'' instead of Wheaties.

Howard said that he only knows about two people who have never tried pot. He said that he knows this guy Sherwin Belkin who is an attorney. He said that Dee Snider claims that he's never tried pot either. Howard said that if someone is going to hand you $100 million, you should stay home and smoke pot if you want. Then you get the money and then come out and smoke pot all you want. Howard said you feel bad for the guy because the odds of a swimmer making that kind of money is crazy.

The caller asked Howard if he's going to watch The Bachelor or Heroes tonight. Howard said he watches The Bachelor live and records Heroes. He said that he was told that he may be getting some preview copies of future episodes of The Bachelor so that will be cool.

The caller said that would be like Artie doing his stand up in a recording and getting it just perfect and then coming out and lip syncing that. Howard said that he'd like to do that pre-recorded stand-up act.

Gary said that he read that Jennifer Hudson definitely lip synced. They were saying that they have to submit a track a week before the event. He said that Faith Hill was also lip syncing. The NFL requires all of that. Howard said that's bogus. He said he was so high on the Jennifer Hudson thing. Fred said that the Yo Yo Ma thing was also pre-recorded. Howard said that's lame that they were playing air violin.

Another caller thought that Springsteen was awesome. He said it was the first time that he watched a half time show. The guy also thought that they shouldn't play music behind the National Anthem. Howard said that he's not sure why they play that song before every sporting event. He said he knows it started during World War II but there's no reason to keep it going. Howard said that there's no reason to do it at the Super Bowl.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he thought it was ridiculous when the guy was making out with the monkey. Howard said he agrees with that.

Gary said that many of the schools in Pittsburgh are opening late this morning because of the team's win. The team won so they're letting the kids go in early. Howard said that's why this country is going down hill, school should come first.

Howard said he liked the commercial where the waitress kept spraying whipped cream on the mobster's pancakes. Howard said he thought that was Martin Scorsese in the commercial. Gary asked Howard what he thought of the Ed McMahon commercial. Howard said he had just said he missed that one.

Artie said he heard that Roseanne Barr was talking about how Bruce should have taken some time to say something political during that performance. Howard said that Roseanne is on some kick talking about how she's against the Jews over in Israel about the way they're handling things over there.

Howard said that he was guilted into watching the game last night by Beth. He said that he did like Bruce Springsteen too. He knows that some of the fans aren't into him but he really liked that performance.

Howard said that he must have missed the MC Hammer and Ed McMahon commercial when he walked out of the room. He said that he was sorry he missed it because they say that it was one of the best commercials. Artie said that he missed that one as well.

Howard said that the Sobe commercial was a waste of money. He said he's sick of the football players ballet dancing shit. He said that it's a clich� and he's sick of that shit.

Howard said he didn't like the horses in the Bud commercials. He didn't like the baby talking commercials either. He said he doesn't even know who those commercials are for. Howard said that he liked the Aliens vs. Monsters movie promo. He thought that looked cool.

Artie said that he saw a commercial, without the sound on, and saw some guy getting something thrown at a guy's nuts. Howard said that was a Doritos commercial.

Howard said that the liked the Mr. Potato Head commercial where he was driving his wife around and her lips fell off. He said he didn't remember what the product was. Fred said it was Bridgestone tires.

Howard said that the new Land of the Lost movie looks good. He said that he saw the commercial for Star Trek and that looked good. He said he thought the Heroes promos looked good too but they have to cut back with that stuff during the game.

Howard talked about some of the other commercials that ran and he liked some of the Doritos commercials and the Conan O'Brien commercial. Howard said that he saw some new movies that look good. He said that Vin Diesel is doing another Fast and Furious movie and it's just the same shit over again.

Howard said that they don't let the announcers talk about the plays and stuff and they could have taken out 5 commercials. Howard said that the GoDaddy.com commercials were interesting because they had you go to their web site to see the ends of their commercials. He said that for the amount of money they paid they should have been allowed to show asshole in those commercials.

Howard said that there were too many commercials last night during the game. He liked the Bud Light commercial where the guy got thrown out of the window for suggesting that they stop buying Bud Light for their meetings. Howard thought the Audi commercial wasn't that good. He said that was a waste of time. He said that NBC has to stop with the network promos because it was just too much.

Howard talked about the pilot of the jet that crash landed into the Hudson river. He said he thinks that guy is very cool. He doesn't do interviews and stuff, he lets his wife handle that. Artie said he was talking to the pilot of the helicopter he took home from Atlantic City over the weekend about that. He asked if it was really that big of a deal that he landed in the river. The guy told him that it was a big deal because the plane could have easily been wrecked if one wing had touched down.

Lisa said that Pittsburgh is going to be hosting a free Bubbapalooza. Bubba is going to be doing that for the fans out there. Howard said he heard that Bubba's Man Party was great over the weekend. Howard let Lisa go after that.

Robin said that she and Howard used to see a lot of famous people at WNBC and she tried whispering to Howard but he wasn't able to hear her because he's so tall.

Lisa said that she doesn't like the six pack abs. She said that you need a little something to cuddle with there. Howard said that he's got plenty there. Howard said that he thinks that he walks all curved over because of his low self esteem. Artie didn't think that he walked slumped over. Howard said he's always been that way. He said that all of the Stern's are like snails. Howard said that he always wanted to be shorter and that might have something to do with the slumping.

Howard talked about these guys who have six packs and how women fall for them. He said that the women eventually learn that they're vapid and the only thing they're thinking about is that six pack. Lisa said that they have no time for you if they're that into their abs.

Lisa said that they have a story about an online health blog where they recommend Howard watch his diet to get that six pack he's looking for. Lisa said that if he follows this diet plan then he'd get that six pack. Howard said that he'd lose another 20 pounds and look like he was dying if he did that.

Lisa said that she went to a party on Saturday night for Lisa Lampanelli. She had about 120 people there. They watched Lisa's HBO special at the party. Lisa said that Lisa's show was great. She mentioned Howard in the show. Howard said he really has to see that.

Howard had Lisa G come in with her news preview. He asked her if she watched the game last night. She said that she went to bed after Bruce Springsteen. She said that she was thinking of Howard while he was playing because he's 59 years old and still working hard. She said that Howard has to keep working too. Howard said that Bruce isn't getting up at 4:30 in the morning. He said that Bruce is a rock star and he can make up his own schedule. This show that he's doing isn't that easy.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that Bruce Springsteen ended up slamming his balls into the cameraman when he slid on his knees. Howard said that Sal and Richard loved that shot. That led to them talking about the Tracy Morgan ''Gurgle, gurgle'' sound clip. They had a couple of Jethro Tull songs that Dan the Song Parody Man had put those clips into. They went through a bunch of those and then went to break.

Robin said that the men's tennis that's been on lately has gotten really good lately. She talked about some of what was going on yesterday and said that Roger Federer ended up crying after he lost. Robin said that she was up at 3:30 in the morning watching that stuff since that's when it was on TV.

Howard said that Flavor Flav was going to be stopping by today. He said that it's always good to see him there. He played some ''911's a Joke In My Town'' as he was talking about Flavor. Howard said that it was the song of the year on his show in 1988. Howard played a cover of that song that Duran Duran did one time. Howard said he wonders if Flavor knows that they covered the song. Gary said that it sounds like a party song and Flavor Flav's sounds angry.

Howard said that he had to take a break. They spent another minute on that dead gay guy story before going to break. Howard said he remembered the story as the guy being guilty but they say that he was acquitted. That was from a long time ago though.

Howard played Bruce's ''Glory Days'' and said that he was thinking about the ''Glory Gays'' song parody that they used to play on the show. Howard said that they used to do that live on the show. Gary and Fred talked about the guy they based that song on and then played the song. They talked about that story and how the guy that was accused of killing the gay guy was acquitted.

Gary said that the 25 people who were there for his party were all watching and enjoying the show. Howard asked Gary what his wife thought about him sitting in one of the comfortable chairs. Gary said that she didn't say anything about it. Howard told Gary that he should have been taking care of his friends.

Howard played some of Bruce's performance from that half time show. He played his whole talk up at the beginning of the half time show. They talked about Clarence Clemens playing up there on stage. Howard said that he thought it was great that Bruce played ''Born to Run'' after that 100 yard touchdown. He said he got chills when he heard that.

Another caller said he hated Bruce but he was never a fan. Howard said that he's becoming more of a fan of Bruce's the older he gets. Gary said that last year Tom Petty was lip syncing. Fred said that you have to do that. He said that Bruce was probably singing to a pre-recorded track.

The caller said that when they had the ref come on and throw the flag, that was awful. Gary said that it was just 12 minutes of Bruce.

Howard said that he's not a huge Bruce fan but he thought it was entertaining as hell. He said he would have liked to have seen the band more though. He said he barely saw Nils Loftgren. He said that Little Steven was there and he did see more of him. Howard said he kept wondering about their breath and if it smelled bad.

The caller said that Elton John did some great performances a couple of years ago. He said that he did like two songs and just got off the stage.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that he has to disagree with him on the Bruce Springsteen show. He said that he thought it was awful. Howard said that the guy came out and did four songs. The guy said that he could have just come out and done one song. He didn't like the way he was switching between songs.

Howard played some of Jennifer Hudson's performance of the National Anthem. He said that if she sang it live then it's one of the best performances of the song ever. Then he said that as he was listening this morning he thinks that it was definitely pre-recorded. Howard said that if they do that then they can change the way it sounds.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that Gary really has to get rid of those stools in his home theater. He told Gary that no one has that in their theater.

Howard said that it was such a wild game. He said that it was sad that Arizona was able to come back the way they did and then blew it at the end.

Howard said that Beth got all worked up about the game and when they went to bed she hopped in and ended up bunching herself in the chest and banged her head into the headboard. Howard said that Beth was Super Bowl crazy.

Robin said she had some other people who didn't like Bruce. She said she liked it herself. She thought that it was nice that they didn't do all of the hokey stuff that they have done in the past. Artie said that he liked it and thought that it blew away some of the other stuff they have done in the past.

Howard had some audio from the pre-game show and was going to play that. He said that Ralph texted Beth during the Bruce Springsteen thing and said that the game was great but thought that Bruce was shitty. Howard said that's just Ralph though. He always just goes negative.

Howard told Gary that he just doesn't think a bar and stools in a home theater is right. They played another song parody about his home theater before wrapping up with that subject.

Gary said that every one of these guys is different and they're all going to disagree on how to set up a room like that.

Howard asked Adam what the name of his company is. Adam said it's called Entertaining Spaces . Adam told Gary that the room is the most important part of the theater thing. He said that what he built is an echo chamber and he needs to soften things up. Howard told Gary that he should do it the best he can instead of having a bar in there.

Howard said that they have to rip out half of that shit. Gary said that he knows that this guy would have been expensive and he would have told him to move along if he had thrown 175 grand at him.

Gary said that this guy would have him spending tons of money to get better sound. The guy told Gary that he could have put the speakers in the wall behind the screen of the theater. Gary said that he didn't have room to do that. The guy said that they could have gotten him in-wall speakers and subwoofers and it wouldn't have cost him any more.

Howard said it sounds like this guy saw the theater and laughed. The guy, Adam, said that he sees some decisions that some people wouldn't have made. Howard asked if he would have talked Gary out of the bar idea. Adam said he would have tried to talk him out of that. He said that the bar will throw things off acoustically. Gary said that no one is talking about the sound in the home theater.

The caller said that the hard surface of the bar is not good for acoustics. He said that he would have put some U-shaped couch in the back of the room instead. Gary said there was no room in the back to do that. The caller said that if they built something right up against that back wall it would have been fine.

The guy also said that the door is in the front of the room and that's wrong too. Gary said that the room was an afterthought and they weren't able to change where that door was.

Howard had a guy on the phone who claimed to be a home theater expert. He said he runs a company that designs home theaters and he's the head of Cedia which gives out awards for stuff like that. The guy asked Gary if he has any acoustic things on the walls. Gary said he hasn't put them up yet. The guy also asked about where speakers were and things like that. He said that it appears that they have the speakers located in the wrong place and they should have been above the screen and not below. He said that the speakers are aimed at the first row instead of the whole theater.

Howard said that if you want to watch football with friends then you watch in a bar. He said that this theater is a home theater, not a bar. He yelled at Gary to get out of there. That led to them playing a new song parody about Gary's home theater stools.

Gary said that Howard was getting his ass kicked in the e-mail. Howard said that he should have built that home theater the right way, that's all he's saying. Howard said that he gets what it means to have people over to watch football. Gary was saying that Howard is kind of out of touch about that. Howard said he's really not.

Gary said that during the 4th quarter he was able to sit in the good chairs. He said that his friend Pat liked sitting back in the stools. He liked being able to eat back there.

Howard said that Sal must be bi-sexual or something. Sal said that he's not. He doesn't look at Richard's cock when they piss. Howard thanked them for coming in and tried to end it with them.

Howard asked Sal and Richard about what they were talking about on the Wrap Up Show last week when they talked about pissing together in the bathroom. Howard said that it's just weird. Sal said that they go together so they don't lose each other during the day when they're going to lunch. Sal said that he tends to splash a little bit and he got some on Richard. He said that's it and it's not that big of a deal.

Sal said that one of the girls made him sniff her fingers after she wiped them in her pussy. He said that it turns out that she had a load inside of her and he was smelling a man's jizz. Sal said that the show was out of control. The guys told Sal that he's the one who is out of control.

Sal came in and said that the taping went really well. He said that the porn stars come down with their boyfriends and husbands and he was the one who had to sniff their cocks. He said he sniffed one guy's cocks and it smelled pretty pleasant actually. Howard asked him why he didn't give it some soft kisses too. Sal said he was just doing it to support Richard.

Gary said that they shot a bunch of those shows on Friday. They used to just shoot one. That's why they day ended up being so long. Richard said that the shows are going to air on Howard TV starting in March.

JD came in and told Howard that Gange posted that he was going to be interviewing porn stars all day long when they were shooting ''Inside the Porn Actors Studio'' the other day. Meanwhile it was Richard who was doing all of the interviewing. Then he posted ''Long day'' after they were done with the shoot. Richard said that Gange was doing his make up that day and powdering his face. That's the long day that he had.

Howard said that he can see that Gary is spending too much time on there and so is Mike Gange. He said that Gange is claiming that he works until midnight but meanwhile he's spending all of this time posting on Facebook.

Howard said he saw that Benjy was posting video and stuff but he doesn't spend any time there with Sal and Richard working. Howard said that makes him angry. Gary said that it's very much like the spoiled generation and how people write about themselves and things like ''25 Things You Didn't Know About Me.'' It's all about ''me.''

Gary said that he's been talking to a bunch of stars on there. Howard said he must be on there for hours with that nonsense. Gary said it's very easy to post pictures and stuff. Howard said that people write everything on there and it's every thought they have. Howard said he gets angry when he sees it.

Scott came in and said that he didn't even see that part of the picture. Scott said he didn't have a picture of himself to put up there and he took it down after an hour or so. Scott said that he just joined the other day and that's what he threw up there. He said he really didn't know that the KKK guys were in the picture.

Howard said that he didn't want to have any friends and didn't want to have people from work on there. Howard said he did befriend Scott DePace but he saw that he had this big Obama thing up. He said he knows he's into politics but he makes it his whole life. Howard said that he had this image of Obama with some Ku Klux Klan guys behind him.

Howard said that the did find some people and then went on Gary's page. He posts pictures on his page and he's not sure if they're his real family or not. Gary said they are. Howard said they all look like Gary. Then he went to Ross' page and saw that he posted that he was at the Super Bowl but he already knew that.

Howard said he was writing on Beth's ''Wall'' and she was his only friend at that point. Howard said that the next thing he knew she was telling him to go on Gary's Facebook page. Gary said that you'll find one person and then you'll get hooked in.

Howard said that he was on Facebook looking up all of the chicks that he banged in his life. He said that none of them are on there. He said he was searching and wasn't able to find anyone. He said that he got all aggravated.

Howard said that this is a ''star move'' for Artie and he has to admit it. Artie said that he disagrees with that.

Gary asked Artie how he thought the spill was going to get cleaned up. Artie said he didn't think it was an issue. Gary said that he wanted to know how he thought it was going to get it cleaned up. Gary said that he was cleaning up after him and it was just weird. Howard said that Artie is used to his mother cleaning up after him. Artie asked him if he cleans up the back of his limo too. Howard said he actually does.

Artie said that an intern cleaning up after him is what has been going on for a long time. Gary said that the interns have said that Artie's area is one of the biggest messes ever.

Howard said that Artie walks out on purpose and doesn't clean up after himself. Artie said that he didn't know that it was a big spill. Gary asked how it would have gotten cleaned up if he hadn't done it. Artie said that he could let an intern clean it up. Artie said that Howard isn't even thinking about anyone else there. Howard said that if he gets some piss on his toilet he'll even clean that up. Artie said that he's the only one allowed in that bathroom so how nice of him to clean up after himself for himself.

Gary said that he doesn't think that Howard knows that those rags are there. He said that he might put them down and they fall to places that he doesn't see them. Howard said that he tries to clean up after himself but he doesn't know that the stuff is there. Gary said that he'll find one or two toothpicks a week that Howard doesn't throw away.

Howard said that he thinks that it is a slob move. Howard said he would have stayed around to clean up after himself if he had spilled it. Artie said that Gary complains about the snot rags that Howard leaves around. Gary said that it's two different things though. Artie said that Howard shouldn't leave them there. Howard said that the difference is that he sits in there and does the show and then cleans up. If he doesn't see one of those rags, he's not going to know to clean it up.

Gary came in and said that Artie just started talking to Benjy and he saw him cleaning it up and still walked right out. Artie said that he didn't think it was that big of a spill. Gary said that he didn't make any effort to clean it up at all. Artie apologized for that. He said he was sorry a bunch of times. Gary said that he thinks that it's a slob move and not a big star move.

Howard asked Artie if he's carried away with himself now and he won't clean up after himself. Artie said that Gary wasn't paying attention to him and he was just moving papers and didn't know that Gary was going to try and clean it up. He said that he tried to clean it up himself. He didn't know it was that big of a mess.

Artie went through the explanation of how he bet the game and said that he only won by half a point. Howard asked him if he gets worried when he bets with a bookie especially after he didn't get paid 70 grand by another one. Artie said that this is a different guy. He said he still sees the other guy who never paid him the 70 grand. He only got 18 grand of that and he still runs into that guy once in a while.

Artie said that having John Madden going over some of that stuff is great. Artie also said that he won 10 grand on the game last night. He said that he liked the Steelers in the under. He explained how he bet on the game and how he ended up winning that 10 grand. Artie said that he did this two team teaser and he was able to move the spread 4 points.

Howard said that John Madden was good as an announcer but he was sounding kind of weak to him last night. Robin said that she didn't think that was the case at all.

Robin said that the game was a beautiful production last night. Howard said that it really is amazing the way they do all of the downs on the field and stuff like that.

Howard said that Tony Romo must be thinking that she's going to get even fatter if he marries her. Howard said that he's sick of America eating so much and getting so fat. Howard said Beth was making some sauce for dinner and he was eating that and thought about having another portion during the game but stopped himself because he didn't want to be the size of a fucking elephant. Howard said that Beth suggested some snacks but he denied himself everything and just watched the game. He said he felt good not farting all night after eating. Howard said it was so nice on his system.

Howard also brought up Jessica Simpson and how she's all upset about people making fun of her being fat. Howard said that she was only known for being hot and now she's fat. Howard said that she got into a movie because she was able to look hot in short shorts. He said that she's a big star for looking hot. She can't sing, she can't act and she's known for looking hot. Howard said that she's dating a football player and he can't not be superficial himself. Robin said that he can't assume that's the case. Howard said they'll know in 6 months when he dumps her.

Howard said that Bruce didn't lip sync and he liked that. Howard also talked about Jennifer Hudson singing the National Anthem. He said that her mother, brother and some other family were killed and that was her first time back on the big stage after that. Howard said that it was a big deal for her to do that and she knocked it out of the park. He said that it was one of the best renditions that he'd heard. He said that Gary told him that it was lip synced and that ruined it for him. Howard said that she shouldn't have been wearing stretch pants though. He said you just don't do that when you're fat.

Howard thought that Bruce Springsteen was good in the half time show. He said he actually wanted it to continue after it was over. Artie said he loved it too.

Artie talked about how he would miss the show when he was living out in L.A. because of the amount of commercials they'd run during Howard's show. He said the commercials would sometimes last 20 full minutes and he'd tune away and end up missing a few minutes of the show.

Howard said that he has had offers to sell tons of merchandise with his name on it but he and his agent agreed that it's nice that he's not a whore that way. Howard said that some guys will sell anything like Mark and Brian and Bill O'Reilly who put their names on everything. He said that Mark and Brian were even putting their names on sponges.

Robin talked about the tennis that was on over the weekend and they went commercial free at the end of one of the big matches. She thought that was great.

Howard said that he used to go to management at the old radio station and complained about the 22 minutes of commercials they'd sell. He said that it was going to kill the show but they kept telling him that it wasn't killing the show and his ratings kept getting better. He wanted to stop selling everything that wasn't nailed down but they insisted on keeping them going.

Howard said that he was upset about this ''3D Chuck'' show and he's going to strangle the guy if he ever meets him. Artie said that you get a bad feeling about a show like that when they make it 3D. Howard said it did get a 3 star review in the paper so it might be an okay show.

Howard said he knows that people have to make money but it's gotten so bad that you think that it's more of a commercial show and just a little bit of football. Howard said that there is some down time during the regular season when they plays are being discussed but now it's all commercials during the Super Bowl. They have like a second of football and 5 minutes of commercials. He said it makes you feel like you're watching only commercials.

Howard said he felt bad for Arizona when they blew it last night. Howard said that when he saw that guy run the whole field the way he did he thought he was going to die.

Howard started off the show talking about the four pages of notes he took on the Super Bowl. Howard said he wasn't going to watch but Beth convinced him that they were paying him a lot of money to watch that game. He said he's glad that he did watch it. He thought it was maybe the greatest game ever. Robin said that last year's game was better. Howard said that this one has to be the best as far as he's concerned.

A caller said that he thinks that there were a lot of bogus calls in that Super Bowl and wrestling and football are very similar because of the way they're rigged. Jon said that they're really not the same. They had to end the show a short time later after arguing about that for a minute.

Jon said he knows that Bruce needs to sell records but going on that show just wouldn't fit his image. Gange said that the blue collar image wouldn't fit in with that appearance.

Gary asked if doing a Bruce Springsteen Guitar Hero is selling out. Jon said yes and no to that one. He said that it's not selling out like doing American Idol would be selling out. The guys went back and forth on that subject for a minute too. Jon said that American Idol is ''crappy pop'' and Bruce's music isn't that kind of music. That's why it would be so bad if he did go on that show.

Jon took another call from a guy who said that Gary's home theater looks great. He said that he loved Springsteen on the Super Bowl but he thinks that he's getting too close to American Idol. Gary said that he's not sure about that. He said that if he came out and performed a new song on that show it would be huge for album sales. Jon said that it wouldn't be cool for him to be on that show. He said that if he does do that show, it's the ultimate sell out.

Gary said that he saw the e-mail from the guy who called in this morning about the ''glaring'' problems with his home theater. He figured that Howard wouldn't bother with the guy so when he was on the phone, it pissed him off.

Another caller congratulated Jon on the Steelers win. He also pointed out that the Phillies are awesome and started to play a Baba Booey song parody. Jon let him go and took another call from a guy who said that he can't believe that Howard is still making fun of his home theater. He said that he was dreaming of being in his home theater while he was watching the game. Gary said that Jason and Will were telling him that his biggest mistake was saying that he had ''stools'' in there when they really aren't stools.

The caller said that Artie can't call himself a sports fan. He said that Artie was asked a simple question this morning about what team he'd start a franchise with and he wasn't able to name anyone. Gary said that the question wasn't that easy. The caller said that Artie didn't mention Tom Brady. Gary said that's because he's not healthy.

Jon took a call from a guy who said that he'd like to see Rush at half time but he doesn't think that's going to happen. Jon said that he didn't suggest that himself.

Gary said that maybe Green Day would do it but they may think that it would be selling out. Jon said that maybe American Idol is next for Bruce. Gary said he wouldn't care if he did that show. He said that he got upset with the Counting Crows when they did the Shrek song but he now realizes that the music industry is so fucked up they have to do stuff like that to get some exposure.

Another caller asked who else they would have wanted to see in a half time show. Gary said that you don't usually get someone that younger people are going to want to see. He said that they've' had the Stones, Tom Petty, U2 and people like that. There aren't a lot of people left who haven't done it.

Gary said that Bruce is 59 years old and he used to do 4 and a half hour shows back 20 years ago. They used to be even more high energy back then.

Gary said that the show that Bruce did is basically what you see when you go to one of his shows. Jon said that the ref was too much. He said that he is a great live performer though and he could see that in that 12 minute performance.

The caller also thought that the Bruce Springsteen was an embarrassment. He said he's indifferent on Springsteen but he didn't think that it was cool to do that whole thing. The guy said he was okay with the songs when they started but then it got all cheesy and corny when they had the ref come out and throw the flag. Jon said that he and Will thought it was very cheesy as well. Gary didn't think it was so bad.

The caller wanted to talk about the Super Bowl and mentioned the Alec Baldwin commercial that he thought was pretty cool. They spent a minute talking about that.

Gary said that the good thing about it is that you can find out about get togethers and reunions and stuff. Doug said that he doesn't like that you can post pictures in other people's albums. Gary said he doesn't know how the shit works still and he has to figure some of that out.

Doug Goodstein came in and said that Gange is posting pictures of people and posting them and that's not cool. He said that Gange posted a picture of him and his wife and he had to ask him to remove it because his wife didn't like the picture.

Gary said he friended Chris Rock and he let him in and he's only got 110 friends. He said that he found someone else in there that he connected with as well.

Jon asked Gange if he has hooked up with anyone on Facebook. Gange said he's reconnected with some old friends but he really hasn't hooked up with anyone. He also said that he stays in touch with all of the Miss Howard TV girls. Gange said that he didn't think that Scott DePace would ever be on there though. He said that it might be getting so big that it's not going to be cool soon and people will be on to something else.

Gary said that he was talking to Scott DePace about how he defriended Mariann from Brooklyn after he was friends with her. Gary said that the people don't even know that you've done that until they try to post something.

Gary said that he saw that Kendra Jade was posting everything on her profile every day. Gange said that she really does post some wacky statement on there all the time. Gary said that he saw some people on Gange's list that he found interesting.

Gary said that Howard asked him about the whole thing and he sees that he's only got 3 friends. Gary said that he has become obsessed with the whole thing himself and he's been cherry picking celebrities trying to get them to be guests on the show. Gary said that he didn't know that he was being left online all the time and that's because he never shut the window. Now he does shut the window so people don't think he's on there all the time.

Gange said that he doesn't do it while he's at work, he does that in his personal time. Gange talked about some of the stuff he's posted in his personal area. Gange said that he thinks that Howard will only last like a day on that service.

Gary asked if there was tape of Lisa crying when she got fired. Gary said that he had someone e-mail him saying that they had heard it. He said that if anyone out there has that tape, send it in. They had to go to break after that.

Jon asked Lisa if she enjoyed working at Hot 97 or there at SIRIUS more. Lisa said she loved working at Hot 97 when she was there but she's the same there at SIRIUS.

Gary said that he thinks Lisa isn't really being truthful when she talks about being happy. He said that he thinks that she's more interested in relationships than she's letting on. He said that she seems fascinated by other people's relationships. Benjy was asking her some more questions about Flavor but Jon and Gary were ready to get out of this vortex and move on to other things.

Another caller said that she was 41 when she met the man of her dreams. She said that you never know when you're going to meet that guy. She said it's not really worth the effort to find that man and Lisa is doing it the right way now that she's happy with herself. She said that she should have the right man come to her now that she's happy.

Jon said that Lisa is saying she likes the way she is and that's very cool. Lisa said that she's very happy doing what she's doing for a living and she loves her friends. She said that she's very happy and healthy right now.

Jon asked Lisa if she hopes to find a companion for the rest of her life. Lisa said she just wants to stay healthy because she doesn't know who would take care of her. She said that she would feel sad if she got sick and didn't have anyone to take care of her. Gary said that they should have some kind of program for people like her so they could get someone like Ralph to take care of her and she could take care of Ralph.

Lisa said that she's very happy the way she is now and she thinks that people don't believe that she really is happy. Gary said that some people might think that she would want more than she has though. Jon asked her if she hopes to have a relationship. Lisa said that she doesn't hope for anything like that. She said she doesn't live like that.

Gary asked Lisa how long it would be now. She said it's hard to define. She said that it gets crazy the older you get. Benjy asked when the last one was. Lisa said that she hasn't dated anyone seriously since she got there at SIRIUS. She said that she thinks she's gone out a few times with guys but nothing really serious.

Gary said that Flavor stopped being goofy when he was talking about Lisa and said that he thinks that she's afraid of love. Lisa said she's not afraid of love and she has had boyfriends. Benjy asked when she last had a boyfriend. Gary asked her to tell them when she went out with someone for more than 6 months. Lisa said that the definition of a boyfriend changes as you age. She said that 2 dates would be one now.

Lisa said that she and Flavor were good friends and they had some fun working together. She said that he would call him at 3 in the morning. She also went to Jamaica with him for a radio show trip. Lisa said that she was asked to go up and tell Flavor that he had really bad breath one time too. Lisa said that she did that and Flavor felt really badly about that.

Lisa G came in and said that she had a bunch of stories about Flavor Flav. She said that she was serious about when he wouldn't come to work and she'd call asking if Flavor was in a holding cell at a jail. Lisa said that she thinks he was right about the time he was doing his shows from his jail cell.

Gary said that he thought that one of the best commercials was a few years ago when Tobasco ran a 60 second commercial that was their whole budget for the year. He said it wasn't even that great of a commercial.

Jon said that some of the companies seem to be trying too hard to make a mark with their commercials instead of selling their products.

Jon took a call from a guy who said that they didn't mention the Miller High Life commercial that was just one second long. The caller thought it was the best commercial of the whole game. The guy said that they didn't spend 3 million on that one like other companies did. Gary said he didn't even see it. He said he barely got to see any of the commercials since he had 25 people at his house.

Gary said that he thought it was funny when Flavor was talking about how Flavor had said ''Rod Sterling'' instead of ''Rod Serling.''

That led to Jon playing a clip from the interview where Howard was talking about Flavor hiding behind his laugh when he was talking about the abuse.

Gary said that there are some people who come on the show that are very hard to talk to. Don King is one of them. Gary said that Howard found out that Flavor was abused but getting that through to him is very tough.

Robin read a story about Roman Polansky trying to get back into the country but the court isn't allowing his conviction to be thrown out.

Artie said that he's not going to get into any more relationships because he can't imagine one ending in anything but disaster.

Robin read a story about Halle Berry's boyfriend wanting to have a big family with Halle. Howard sarcastically said he's sure that relationship will last. He said that she gets into relationships where the next guy is better looking than the next. Howard said she keeps marrying guys who she's not going to stay with.

Robin read a story about a baby over in England that's only 14 inches tall and 7 pounds. She hasn't gained any weight in 14 months since being born. She was born 4 weeks early and stayed at the birth weight for 8 months and has only put on a few pounds in 6 months. Howard said it would be great if every woman stayed at her birth weight. Robin said that would be sick.

Robin read about Rod Blagojevich making appearances all over the place after being removed from office. Howard said he wishes that he would come on his show. Howard said that he saw Jimmy Kimmel had Rod's hair eating Joy Bahar in a bit they did on his show.

Robin read about Joe Francis' arrest and how he was supposed to be in court but was a no-show. Howard said that he wanted to come to his defense like Ashton did with Michael Phelps. Howard said that even he has made a mistake in his life... once.

Robin said that someone is coming to the defense of Christian Bale after his outburst on the set of the Terminator movie. Robin said that the person is saying that Christian wasn't like that all day long on the set and it was just a bad day. That led to them playing Crackhead Bob singing ''Had a Bad Day.'' Artie said he misses Crackhead Bob.

Robin had a story about Ashton Kutcher coming to the defense of Michael Phelps. She said that Kutcher is saying that he shouldn't have been outed for that and that's the kind of thing that anyone his age might do. Howard said he kind of agrees with him on that.

Robin read that Nick Hogan is being allowed to get behind the wheel of a car again. He's only allowed to drive for business purposes.

Robin read a story about Gordon Ramsey's TV shows and how much he swears in those shows. They counted one show and came up with 312 curses.

Robin read some news about the movie ''Slumdog Millionaire'' and said some people in India are upset about the portrayal of the lives of people over there.

Robin read some news about Miley Cyrus making fun of Asian people and getting into some trouble for that. Howard said that you can't do anything anymore without getting into trouble. Howard said he noticed that they didn't even have any hot chicks in the beer commercials this year. He said that GoDaddy.com had just one hot chick and they told you to go visit their web site to find out what happened in that.

Robin said that there's some backlash of Jennifer Hudson's singing since she lip synced that. Howard said that he thought he was being a little hard on her until he found out that she was lip syncing it.

Robin read some more news about the Super Bowl commercials that were found to be the funniest. She had a couple of clips from a few of those commercials. Robin had him play the baby talking commercials and Howard hates them. Howard said that those are just bad. He liked the Denny's commercial with the mobsters talking and the waitress interrupting them with the spraying of the whipped cream.

Howard said that everyone is talking about that movie ''Taken'' and how good that is. Howard said that Gange talked about the movie on his Facebook page. Howard recited what Gange and Kendra Jade talked about with that movie. Howard said that Kendra is married now to that guy from Rock Star Supernova. Howard said that Gange is still busy writing to her too. Howard and the guys goofed on Gange a bit after that.

Howard said that Flo Rida sampled some of the song ''You Spin Me Round'' and changed the lyrics up. Howard said that everything is about sex with that guy. Howard said he likes the song ''Brown Mound'' better and played the song parody that was almost the same thing as Flo Rida's song. Artie said that it's actually better and he should have a number one song with that. Artie said that song really is great. Howard played Flo Rida's song again and said that kids are going to love that song.

Howard mentioned that their friend Flo Rida has come out with a new hit song. He played some of that. He talked about the time the guy came in and performed while throwing money up in the air while this girl with a huge ass danced around.

Robin read a story about Britney Spears wanting to take her kids out on the road during her tour. Kevin Federline says she can do that if she pays him. She's apparently willing to pay him $4,000 a week and they allegedly made the deal under the table without any lawyers.

Robin talked about the ratings for the Super Bowl. She said she didn't know that there was going to be that much interest in the game.

Robin read a story about the parade that they're going to have for the Steelers in Pittsburgh. She also talked about the Doritos commercial that they were talking about earlier and how that was a contest that they had done. Robin read about the guys who created that commercial that ended up getting raves from the fans and won them $1 million.

Robin read some news about the skydiver whose instructor died on the way down. The guy had to steer himself down while the instructor was dead on his back. The guy managed to land about 3 miles from the area where they were supposed to land.

Robin read that Lawrence Taylor is going on Dancing with the Stars. Artie said that was like a dagger to the heart to him. Howard found that hard to believe too. The guys talked about some other sports stuff as well. They spent a short time on the Knicks.

Robin read that Joe Torre is going to be doing some book signings in the area so she wondered if he's going to have anyone showing up. Artie said that he still likes Torre even though he wrote that book. He said that he's heard that he's really not that nice of a guy though.

Robin read a story about Brian McNamee coming on the show on Monday. Howard said that it is big news because he's not talking about this stuff anywhere else and he's going to break the news on the show on Monday. Howard said that he's going to talk about the Roger Clemens stuff as far as he knows. Robin said that he claims in this article that he can't talk about it.

Jon Hein came in with his Wrap Up Show preview next. Jon ran down the list of subjects they were going to cover today.

Steve said that they have an update on the school teacher who was fired after she was on the Stern Show. She is making progress in her court case. They also have a story about Crumbs bakery opening up a store in New Jersey soon and they'll be bringing the Artie Lange cupcake there.

Artie asked Howard about the really smoking blonde that was on Brenner's comedy show when Howard was on. He wondered if that was the woman that he was dating back then. Howard said that David was dating that chick at the time. Artie said that she was a 10. Howard said that he went on that show and did a scene and got to make out with the chick on that show. Howard said that his mother was on that show with him too.

Artie said that women want to look good down there and guys really don't care about themselves. Artie said that he doesn't want to look like Gabe Kalpan in the 70s in a knee lock so he does some trimming.

Howard and Gary said that they don't have any grey pubes yet but Artie does. Artie said it's really depressing to have grey pubes. He said that he has to cut them out just in case he's going to be with a chick. Artie said that he'll trim up for the first time he's with her but then he gets complacent.

Howard said that Gary is looking fat and has a double chin. Gary said that he can lose weight but Howard is getting older every day. Howard said that he might have some grey but not as much as Gary.

Howard said that he loves that Gary gets all defensive when he tries to tell him something reasonably. Gary said that if he didn't want him to get mad at him it wouldn't be on the radio.

Howard went off on Gary about his home theater and if he has cup holders in his comfortable chairs. Gary said that Howard will never know. Howard said that he just wanted to know but Gary was getting all pissed off at him.

Howard took a call from a woman who said that about 2 years ago Howard pranked their business and she had never heard the call. Howard said that he would have the guys send them the tape. The woman said that she can't get a SIRIUS radio. Howard said that she was the one who took the Lily Tomlin audio clips. Gary said that it was all done so Howard hung up on her. Gary said that he needed her on hold but Howard said he assumed that he had taken care of it when he said ''all done.'' Howard said that when you say ''all done'' it means that you took care of it already.

Howard played the ''$800 Wine'' song parody and Robin asked him to hand her the bottle so she could knock herself out with it.

Howard said that he went to that restaurant again and had a cheaper bottle of wine and it was really good. He said that they really didn't have to go for that expensive stuff. Robin said she knows that and she thought it was just a special occasion.

Howard said that Gary is still obsessed about Robin's $800 wine. He found out that the guy at Danielle who handles the wine even said that Robin should know that they don't have to get that kind of expensive wine. Robin said she knows that she doesn't have to spend that kind of money on wine.

Howard said that they learned a lot today and they have a lot to absorb. Robin asked David what he's going to do when all of these people ask him about what he admitted to today. David said that he always told Howard the truth except about his age. He said that he has a feeling he's going to have pains that he's never had before. Howard gave David some more plugs and then went to break.

Howard couldn't believe what David was telling him. David said that when you do have a kid you do everything you can to make them happy.

Howard said that he has to wear a rubber because he'd be done before he even got inside if he didn't wear one. Howard said that he throws the things in the toilet when he's done. He said that he has had kids in the past so he knows what it's like to have sex without one. Howard said he can't believe that David is cumming inside women though. Howard said that he could have ruined his life doing that. Robin said that he did.

Howard said that he loves to wear a rubber because he doesn't want to get Beth pregnant. Howard said that Beth has said that she wouldn't have an abortion if she got pregnant. David said that he finishes in a woman because it's a different feeling. He said that finishing outside would be like vomiting and keeping your mouth closed.

David said that one kid was an accident and then a second kid was an accident but only after they lost a child to a miscarriage. David said that he agreed to have the kid after she lost the other one.

David said that his first kid was an accident. He said that when he was 14 he tried a rubber and never put one on again. He said that he hasn't used a condom since he was 14. David said that when AIDS hit he was scared and he started to settle down with one woman at a time. He said that he doesn't use a condom now and he just finishes inside of women and if they get pregnant, they get pregnant. David said that the women he's with will usually be on the pill though.

David said that he's lucky he's as good looking as he is. He said that his son Cole is great now but his 13 year old is a pain in the ass who won't do his work. David said that the kid is wonderful and funny but he would tell Howard not to have any kids. Howard said that he's not going to have any kids.

Howard said that he's very happy not having kids and he thinks that it would ruin his life. David said that they do say that kids change your life. David said that they actually ruin it. He said he doesn't want kids around him at all. He said that kids are like hemorrhoids, even when they're perfect they're a pain in the ass.

Dominic Barbara called in and asked David about having a kid later in life and to tell Howard about that. David said that his kids see him working out and stuff and they tell him that he's in great shape for his age while their friend's fathers aren't in good shape at all and they're only in their 40s. David said that his son Cole doesn't want him to tell him how old he is. He said that his friends may come and tell him how old he is now though.

Another caller said that his mother went to David Bar Mitzvah but David said that he didn't have one so he knew the guy was lying.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that he hopes that David doesn't get into trouble with the ID now that he admitted the fake ID thing. The caller had called David ''Richard'' so David said that he gets confused with Richard Belzer all the time.

Howard said that he's happy for David and he seems to be in a good place. David said that he should be doing commercials because he's had nothing done to him as far as plastic surgery. David said that he did have a nose job though. Howard said that he had one too. David told Howard he should sue the doctor if he had a nose job.

Howard asked David if he was friends with Joan Rivers or anyone else in the business. David said he wasn't really close to her. David talked about other women that he was with and how he would rather have a regular woman and not someone in the business.

Mariann from Brooklyn called in and told David what a big fan she is. She told him that she had just friended him on Facebook.

Howard said that David is going out on tour starting in May. Howard said that this could be his last tour. You can find out more at DavidBrenner.net .

David said that he found out that a woman will jump in font of a train to save her kid but she'll also take that same kid and throw him in front of the train to get back at a man. David said that the ex now commutes between Los Angeles and Las Vegas. David said that Tai lives in Oregon now and they don't live together. they have to commute too. David said that he'd love to live with her though. David said that he goes nuts when he's not with her. He said he doesn't jerk off though. He hasn't done that since he was 14 years old.

David said that he has had 19 years of being in family court. He said that he's a pro now. He said that he has won 3 custody battles. He said that he has a 50/50 slit with custody now. He said that he didn't want to let his wife take the kids to California while he stayed in Las Vegas. David said that he's 73 years old now and he's trying to take care of himself. He said he's not sure how much longer he'll be around and he thinks the kids need a father and he needs his kids.

David said that he went to see this play that his kid was in one time. He said that he saw the kid playing the Wizard and he had a small moustache on his face that made him look like Hitler. David said he turned to some guy in the crowd and told him the kid looked like Hitler. It turns out the guy was the kid's father. David said that he told his kid that he was great in the play and it turns out the kid wasn't even in it and it was going to be the night after.

David said that things got really bad with that ex and if they didn't have e-mail then they wouldn't have ever spoken again. David said that his kids love him and he had to try and get custody of them.

Howard asked David if he's faithful to Tai. David said that when he settles in with a woman he's faithful. He said he wouldn't mess around with anyone else. Howard asked about the ex-girlfriend. David said that she still looks great.

David told Howard that he's like a monkey. Howard said that there have been times when he's only lasted a few seconds. Howard didn't seem to get the concept of slowing down and making it last longer. Howard said that if a woman gets on all fours with him, he's done.

Howard asked David about foreplay and if he still has to do that. David said that you really do have to do that stuff. He said that you have to satisfy the woman first. Howard said that he's really curious about how long he can last inside of Tai. Howard asked him how long he can last. David said that he can last a long time. He said he knows when to slow it down and not pop. Howard said that it's very hard for him to hold back. David said you have to put it in your head that you have to slow down. Howard asked if he can go for 3 or 4 minutes. David said that it's more than that. He said that he can just keep going. Howard said he can't go more than 3 minutes. He said that it feels too good to him to last longer than that.

Howard asked David how often he has sex with Tai. He said that he has sex with her every night that he's with her. He said that they might skip a night once in a while but most of the time they're together. David said that he always had an addiction and it was women. He said that he's always loved women. Howard said that he used to pick up the hottest women walking down the street.

Howard asked David if he's into anal. David said he doesn't like anyone messing around with his rear end. Howard asked him if he sticks it in Tai's ass. David said he never said that. He said that he likes sex and he gets it up just fine though.

David said that he might go out for over a year on this tour. Howard asked David if Tai has a lot of money. David said that she did make a lot of money doing what she did. He said that she has a clothing company and writes for a skating magazine and other stuff. Howard asked David how she is in bed. David said she's fabulous. Howard asked what fabulous means to him. David said that fabulous is when you have an orgasm and don't want to beat the shit out of the woman.

Howard asked David if he's going to retire now that he's come out with this age thing. David said he's going out on a big tour soon. He said that he has to go out and do this because of the recession or depression or whatever this is we have going on.

Howard asked David if he got married to Tai Babalonia. David said that he's engaged but not married yet. Howard said that David was married to one woman years ago and then one day he woke up and she was just a totally different woman to him and they had to break up. David talked about the kids they had together.

David showed Howard the fake ID he had and Howard said it showed he was born in 1995. David said that it was actually 1945. Howard said that it was very fake and it wasn't a real ID card. David said that he got all screwed up after 9/11. He said that he used to go the airport and they didn't take his photocopied passport so he whipped out the fake ID and he got through security.

David said that he has a phony ID that he still carries around. Robin said that David's age never changed even though everyone else's did.

David said that he will be, on his next birthday which is coming up soon... and cut himself off. He said that he was getting depressed telling people how old he was. He said that when he turned 60 he was saying he was 51. David said that tomorrow is his birthday and he's going to be 73. Robin said ''You're kidding!'' Howard said that he could easily pass for 71. Howard said ''Holy mackerel'' when he heard that. Howard asked him if he can still get it up. David said that of course he can.

David said that he was always in good shape when he'd go to the doctors and they'd tell him that he was in great shape for that age and he'd ask how he'd be in 9 years and they'd tell him he wouldn't be in that kind of shape.

Howard said that David was vain and that's why he did it. David said that's not the truth. He said that he did it to get gigs and he had to keep it up over the years. He said he lied to everyone, even the women he was with.

David said that he had to lie and do math every time they asked him how old he was. David said that he was 35 when he was on the Tonight Show the first time so he had to lie to everyone about that, even his doctors.

Howard guessed 64 or 65. Robin said that's about right. David said that he didn't get into comedy that early in his life but he did look young. David said that he didn't care about his age but his manager said that they were losing dates because of his age. David said that they thought he was over 30 so they had to say he was younger. David said that he wondered how much younger he should say. His manager left that up to him. David said that he was 33 at the time and he took 9 years off his age.

Howard asked David why he thinks that they didn't know that he was lying about his age. David asked Howard how old he thinks he looks. Howard said he didn't want to insult him. Howard said that he and Robin always knew he was lying about his age. Howard asked Robin how old she thinks he looks. Robin said that David has always looked good and kept himself in shape.

David said that he's asked Jay why he doesn't have him on the show and Jay tells him that he has to ask the staff. Howard said that's bullshit and he could just book him.

David said that he runs into Jay once in a while but he just won't book him on the show. Howard asked David why that is. David said he has no idea what the reason is. He said that Jay even gave him a blurb for his last book.

Howard had David Brenner come in and asked him what happened with the Tonight Show thing. David said that he was caught up in a custody battle back then and he had to not work more than 50 nights in a year. He said that he had to remove his name from the list and had to back out of the deal. He said that he'd love to have that job but Jay won't even have him on the show now.

Howard said that David Brenner was coming in. He said that he had to take a break first. Howard talked about Brenner coming in to admit that he's lied about his age for years. Howard said that's like Gary thinking that no one knew he had caps. Robin said that it's like Clay Aiken admitting he's gay. They went to break after that.

Sal asked Britney ''What is Bruce Wayne's alter-ego?'' Howard said that she might not know that one. Susie said no. Britney said ''Robin.'' Howard played the next one which was ''How many cards are in a deck of cards?'' Susie said that she wouldn't know and she was right because Britney said ''28.'' Susie won $500 after guessing that one right.

Howard got back to the game and played the first question for Susie. It was ''What country do Chinese people come from?'' Howard and the guys figured there was no way she wouldn't know that. Susie said that she would know it. Britney did get it right.

Howard said that he was going to give her the chance to win some money. JD told her to leave him alone and win some money. Howard asked JD why he's so angry at someone who likes him. JD said that he knows he's weird about the whole thing. Howard said she's not even being persistent with him, she was just calling in to show some pictures. Howard said that JD has a girl who likes him and he's acting like a dick to her.

JD said that he definitely didn't want her now that she's called in. Howard said that she looked good to him. Fred said that JD likes chicks with fat asses.

JD came in and said that he really doesn't want this girl now that she's calling in again. Howard asked Susie if she has pancake tits because they looked flat in the picture. She said that she really doesn't have them. Howard said that she's kind of cute. He said that she looks good to him. Howard asked Benjy if he wanted her. Benjy said that he thinks she is attractive. Benjy said that maybe he could get her JD for her.

Howard said that the game is better when he sticks to the rules and doesn't just give money to the callers. Howard said that he had more questions and moved on to another caller. He picked up on Susie who had called in about JD last week. She said that they told her that they would put up her picture on the monitor if she called again. The Howard TV guys got the picture a few seconds later so Howard could see her.

The next question was ''What is 10 percent of 100?'' Howard said that most people would know that. The caller said that this is tough and he figured that she had to know the answer. Howard said she did know who was on a nickel in the last game. Britney's answer was ''50.'' The caller lost the game so Howard had to move along.

Howard played the next one which was ''What is the capital of California?'' The caller figured that she'd know it. Britney said ''Umm... USA?'' The caller missed that one too.

Howard played the first question which was ''Where is your cranium located?'' The caller had to guess if Britney would know the answer. The caller said that he doesn't think she'll know it. Britney said ''In your skull.''

Jason said that he knows he has to get to the gym and he really does care about it now. Artie asked him if he wants to have kids soon. Jason said he didn't. Howard told him that he shouldn't have kids at all.

Artie said that Jason married a pretty girl and you end up getting complacent. Howard said that he's afraid that his wife is going to get fat. Jason said he's worried about that too. Jason said that it's going to rub off on her eventually and he really doesn't want that.

Jason said that he had tacos for lunch yesterday. Artie told him to switch from pot to coke for just two months and he'd lose the weight. Jason talked about some of the other meals he had and Howard said there has to be something else going on with Jason. Howard said that it's got to be the cream cheese and tacos.

Ralph called in and said that Jason is always smoking pot and eating anything that's around. Jason said he really doesn't keep food in the house. Jason said that this morning he had a bagel with cream cheese. Howard told Jason that he could eat a bagel and lox for breakfast and a normal lunch, he'd be fine. He's putting cream cheese on the bagel and that doesn't help. Jason said that it never crossed his mind to not put cream cheese on it.

Sal came in to measure Jason's waist but he ended up measuring the wrong area and then grabbed his cock. The caller said that Robin is looking really hot now that she's lost weight. Sal continued to try and measure Jason but he was measuring the wrong area. Sal measured something and came up with 60 inches. It was actually 56 1/2 under his belly. Howard asked Jason where he gets pants that big. Jason said he has 48 pants and they're not that big.

Howard said that Jason has gotten really fat lately. Jason said that he knows it's disgusting. He said that he's up around 300 pounds. Howard said that they had a picture of Jason and he looked really wide. Jason couldn't believe that he was in this one picture they showed. Howard asked Jason if his wife is gaining weight because of his poor eating habits. Jason said that he's a bad influence, that's all he'll say.

The caller said that he doesn't mind seeing Gary on the shows but Jason just irritates him. Howard said that it is a radio show being filmed. The caller said that he has to fast forward through that stuff. Jason came in and