Having a high school diploma, no skills, and no career-based ambitions, Sophia was in no rush to join the workforce.

I’m too pretty for any of those entry-level uniforms! YUCK! And besides, work would just get in the way of starting a proper legacy family…

But, being flat broke after buying her 3 room house, she really had no choice. And so, she did what desperate women like herself (HEY!) sometimes do, and turned to a life of crime, or at least a career of one.

And, after taking an entry level job as a decoy, Sophia quickly realized crime only pays if you’re fit, and very athletic. And so, she went to the gym to start working on at least one marketable skill.

Not to mention, I’m gonna look even hotter once I’m all buffed up!

Yeah, looking real attractive all sweaty and exhausted there, falling on your face every few minutes… real appealing.

After leveling up her athletic skill, Sophia decided to go to the library and read up on some other skills, like cooking, before she got a chance to burn down her brand new home.

But, Sophia quickly found herself bored with reading, and decided the book-worm life was not for her. So, instead, she decided to take advantage of the library’s more technological features, and try her hand at a computer.

With her priorities in order, Sophia quickly found herself creating an online dating profile. And in her defense, she only lied a little bit.

What? Was I supposed to disclose my commitment issues!? That’s like 3rd date material… assuming a guy could get to a 3rd date… which is unlikely, given the commitment issues and all. But STILL!

Right, and replacing it with “Good” was really necessary?

HMPH! What would you know? I’m good. In fact, I’m great!

Deciding to sort through her messages later, Sophia took her great self back home, and made herself a nice bowl of yogurt, since she was still stove-less.

And then proceeded to wash her dishes in the bathroom sink. All while wearing her Sims University freebie T-Shirt from the school she’d decided not to go to anytime soon.

After cleaning up she headed out back to learn about another skill, and to Research Alchemy.

If I look hard enough I bet I can find a love potion, convince a nice guy to help me start a family… have a few kids, then when I get tired of him, POOF, cured! Dude would be outta there so fast, and I could have the little munchkins all to myself…

That’s not creepy at all, Sophia… not creepy at all.

Unable to learn a love potion in her first night of studying, Sophia went to dreams, where she dreamed sweet dreams of hating love, and hating marriage, all night long. That’s gotta be healthy…

Unfortunately, Sophia had to wake up bright and early the next morning for her 10am job. And only had time (and supplies) for another quick yogurt in her PJs before heading off to catch her carpool.

One of these days I’m going to get myself a stove. Or a microwave at least. This whole all-yogurt diet can’t be healthy, and it can’t be good for my figure!

You’ve had 2 yogurts in the past day, and ran for hours yesterday, I think your figure will be fine, Sophia. Besides, I’m sure you’ll have a baby-daddy picked out in no time, then you won’t have to worry so much anymore.

Here’s hoping!





What was that you were saying about ugly entry level job uniforms?

Nooo! Don’t show them that! It looks so horrible! Beige is NOT my color.

After a long day at work in her terrible uniform, Sophia returned to her home and her regular routine of:

Eating yogurt….

Dreaming of her future fortune…

Running….

And checking out profiles on online dating.

Sophia had received a whole bunch of messages from interested single (and not so single) Sims around town, but none of them really seemed to be her type yet. So instead, she spent her time in the library working on reading and leveling up some more skills.

After she got bored of sitting around and reading, Sophia decided to go downtown to the Spring Festival, and see what it had to offer.

Excited at the prospect of something other than yogurt, or whatever she ate on her lunch break at work, Sophia tried to enter an eating contest. Unfortunately, no one else was interested, and the competition refused to let her eat the hot dogs on her own.

I don’t see why! I was very hungry, and the hot dogs were already there! They could’ve at least given me one or two.

Deciding she needed a different way to sate her hunger, she found the snow-cone machine, and helped herself to a rainbow snow cone.

Satisfied that her trip hadn’t been a complete waste of time she headed home for the night.

Only to return again the next morning, since she had the day off of work for celebrating anyway.

Once there Sophia spotted Lincoln Porter playing some soccer, and eager to work on her athletic skill, and make some friends in this town (or more) she joined him in a game of shoot out.

They played for awhile, and then got to chatting in the park instead. Sophia started to flirt, but quickly realized that Lincoln was in a relationship already.

No harm there, he wasn’t really my type anyways. I was just getting a little annoyed. Haven’t found anyone good since moving to Isla Paradiso! You’d think there’d be at least a couple hot guys here to have kids with.

After losing interest, Sophia headed home, and got to experience the fun that is a full moon.

ZOMBIES! This is Sophia’s first zombie chilling right outside her front door. Oddly enough, she didn’t seem to care at all. She walked right past him and went about her business inside. As though zombies just pop up in her yard on a daily basis.

Well… monthly… they kinda do. It’s sort of how this whole supernatural thing works, you know?

Yes, I know, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be just the slightest bit disturbed the first time you see a zombie. At the very least you could have stayed inside for the night, but noooo.

My alchemy skills needed more work! It’s not my fault the alchemy station is outside!

On the bright side, thanks to Sophia’s life of crime she’s finally able to afford a few more essentials for her place. Including a stove, and a table where she can actually eat.

Of course she decided to get started cooking right away, and set to work making herself some mac & cheese.

I thought mac & cheese was usually supposed to be cheesy colored?

Shut up! It was my first time with a real stove! All my previous knowledge was from READING about cooking, like that could actually teach me anything. And it wasn’t THAT bad, not really. I mean… I ate it, didn’t I.

The next morning Sophia decided to go back to the Spring Festival, realizing she’d forgotten to have her picture taken the first time, and knowing she wanted a nice image of herself to display in the legacy house for future generations to stare at in awe. *rolls eyes*

Darn right they’ll be in awe! I’m their FOUNDER, that has to count for something, right?

You know, only way you’re getting any heirs is if you actually have kids… right?

I’m working on it. Again, there doesn’t seem to be a single decent man on any of these islands! That’s hardly my fault! You can’t expect me to settle for a sub-par baby-daddy, can you?

And so, instead of scouring the town for a suitable match, Sophia decided to focus on herself, once again, and headed back to the gym.

Hot damn am I getting buff or what!? Look at those sexy muscles! Once a suitable guy gets into this stupid town, I am soooo gonna get him to give me babies!

That’s…. creepy. You’re really creepy, Sophia. Also… pretty sure you’re a narcissist.

No, what I am is hungry! Time to make some more Mac & Cheese. And watch, this time I bet it’ll come out perfectly cheese-colored.

Mmmmm! Smelling good so far…



Smoke is normal… right?

Sure enough, once again the Mac & Cheese came out burnt again. But I think she was genuinely closer this time. Maybe next time she’ll get it right, and not almost light the kitchen on fire.

I’ve got a smoke detector! And hey, maybe there’s a hot fireman. I do like a man in uniform….

No burning down the house to meet men, Sophia!

Whatever!

Anyway…. After eating her burnt macaroni, and sleeping what was left of her night away, Sophia headed back to her job the next morning, still stuck with the 10am-4pm shift.

Deciding she was VERY unhappy with her current progress, she decided to start working out some more, and get herself up the thief chain faster.

Oh god! That picture! Why did you have to share THAT picture? I look… I look terrible!

Then you understand EXACTLY why I had to share that picture… Plus I think your grouchy face is kinda adorable. You should see some Sim expressions are WAY worse…

Like that stupid grin while you run. Runner’s high I guess?

After getting tired of running for all her exercise, Sophia decided to find a nice beach and go for a swim. In fact, she even decided to give snorkeling a try. Has to have a prettier view than the gym wall in front of the treadmill.

After swimming around for a little bit, Sophia noticed some kittens gathered around a mailbox, and decided to check them out. After all, she hadn’t met any pets yet!

After playing with the kittens for awhile, one of their owner’s came home, and after asking, ever so politely, Harley Greenwood invited Sophia into his home.

And shortly after, his roommate came home too.

Hot DAMN!

That’s right, Sophia, finally a man that’s your type has found his place in this town. Sophia, meet Rajan Patel. Thoughts?

This is gonna be fun.

And so there you have it, Sophia’s type is fairy men.

Damn right it is, I mean, WINGS!? Who doesn’t want their future offspring to have freaking wings?

Next time: Sophia gets to know Rajan a whole lot better….