We did a poll a few weeks back to ask listeners their favourite old bits, and heaps of people picked the audition stories.

Nick is actually a pretty good actor with a range of credits, whereas Declan’s only real acting success was playing a fat baby in Prisoner when he was 18 months old (although he was actually replaced by a much cuter baby after a few months)

Anyway here’s the best ones. Please forward the page onto any actors you know, hopefully to make them feel a bit better about their own career.

If you’re a newcomer who’s somehow found your way here, you can subscirbe to the show on iTunes by clicking here.

And if you made it this far, then you win a free picture of Declan as a Fat baby on Prisoner.