I was working from my home office when I heard the familiar rumble of the UPS truck. Odd, I have no deliveries or pickups scheduled for today...that can mean ONLY ONE THING! I ran out the door (then back in to put my boots on, its cold out) and was standing at the door of the UPS truck before the driver even came out. Gimmie gimmie GIMMIE!

My awesome re-match is awesome! Two boxes arrived, one clearly being posters of some kind. I tore into the poster tube excited to see the awesome poster I got. But what is THIS? Not one or two posters. BUT FOUR! Its the whole Portal set! WOOOOT! I've been eying up these bastards since Portal 2 was released but could never justify buying posters. Don't have to justify anything now! I GOTS EM! The largest one will be framed and hung in my home office. Two are going to a remote office I also have. The 4th one, much to my GF's chagrin, will be hanging in the bedroom (Even though she doesn't know it yet).

I proceeded to smack the cat with the empty tube (Not hard, just in the butt). Posters and a cat whacker! WOOT! How could I ask for more?!?!?!

As if the poster set wasn't awesome enough, there was still a second box to rip into. Looked for scissors to help open the box but that took too long (I looked for like ... 2 seconds). In my child-like excitement, I completely ripped the top of the box off - I don't have time for cutting things!

Right on top was a set (2) of Mega Man air fresheners. How perfect, I have two cars! Not only will my cars no longer smell like ass but they will be INFINITELY MOAR AWESOME with Mega Man in one and his little brother, Proto Man, in the other! I'm fairly sure both cars just got a boost of 50% more HP. Horsepower or hit points? DOESN'T MATTER! Kerpow kerpow!

Just under the air fresheners was a box of popcorn. But not ANY popcorn...but BACON EFFIN POPCORN. I love popcorn. I FUCKING LOVE BACON. Bacon popcorn FTW! Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Finally there was a small-ish white box in the shipping box. What could this be?? Could it possibility be the Aperture Labs mug that I've been eying up (just like the posters)? HELLZ YES IT IS! I don't drink much coffee, but you damn well best believe I tossed this mug under our Kuerig machine and am enjoying my first cup-o-coffee from this bomb-ass mug as I type this.

While my original match was a poopie-faced Grinch, my re-match is the "tits McGee" as we say around here. Thank you dear sir or madam re-matcher. You have truly hit a home run with everything!