when i went to derse the first person i saw was dave strider. i was understandably mad at him but i still waved at him in a friendly but sad fashion. i still wanted to be his friend. not only was he incredibly handsome, but it was my first day on sburb so it was important to me to make friends.

i walked up to him because i am really outgoing and said hi.

"hi, said dave" "i am dave" dave said

i looked at him weirdly "uhhhh i know. we just met" that made HIM look at ME weirdly, but then he finally laughed "oh, that must be my other self. this is dave's dream self. i live on derse and i am dave but i am different from dave."

i fixated on him with my large blue eyes that had flecks of purple, green, gold and silver and grey. i felt so vulnerable but i felt that he was telling the truth. "you mean there is a nother dave? really?"

"yeah," dream dave said. "we never met."

"im stacia," i said.

"see? i would remember someone who looked like you" dave said smoothly and my milky whtie sheeks flushed.

"well i certinly remember meeting someone who looked like you" i said jokingly, flirting with dream dave

D.D asked me if i was new here and i explained i was and i told him what reular dave did to me. he frowned "i am so sorry. that is terrible," said D.D. "i would never do that to you. also i am single."

dave looked so hunky in his pajamas. i was still horny from eridan but i learned my lesson and did not want to make him know i was into him.

i must have been more tired than i thought because when i woke up the sun was down. i slept 8 hours! i only meant to take a nap!

"well its a good thing i dont have to go to school tomorrow because it is wednesday" i thought to myself

i put on a beautiful robe that went down to the floor and made me look like a old hollywood movie star because i was cold and wandered the halls of sburb

i thought about all the things i saw on my first day at sburb like mr hussie prpbably being a perv and sleeping with vriska and dave and D.D. and all the other things especially eridan feet tripped from under me and i fell on the ground

what i tripped on was sopor! gamzee waled up to me. i recognized him from before because he was giggling at 69 because that meant sex.

"heeeeeeeey motherrrrfuckeerrrrr" said gamzee. he talked really slow and creepy and kind of sounded like krusty the clown except very very scarier. "my nameee iiiisss gaaaamzzzeeee.

i smiled politely at hm because his voice might have been creepy but that didnt mean he was. "hi, gamzee! im stacia!"

"noooo. you are green."

i stared at him blankly. "huh?"

"you are green because you have sopor all over your face and your robe" he explained (NOTE: i am not typing out his slow talking but he never stopped) and i laughed. i was upset about my beautiful robe but i am not snobby so it wasnt that important. gamzee came closer to me.

i thought gamzee was going to hug me but... HE LICKED MY FACE! "what the fuck?!" i said because i was understandably surprised.

"sorry. i just love that stuff." he said, licking some sopor off my shoulders.

"c-can i try?" i asked curiously. he shrugged and said why not i dont like to restrict people and i thanked him and tried some. it tasted like if pudding was flavored of lemonade but had lots of grains of sugar in it. it wasnt bad but it had an after taste like mountain dew and chemicals which i didnt like

"anyway it is nice to meet you stacia" said gamzee. his face was painted but i could tell that underneath he had amazing eye lashes. "maybe you can come to my dorm hive one day and we could do things" he didnt mean sexual because he just wanted to be friends. i said yes and hugged him. i got sopor all over his sweater and he laughed because it was a new sweater from troll tommy hilifiger but he didnt care because he was unfortunately addcted to sopor

i kept walking.

i looked at all the beautiful things in the hallwy. there were stained glass pictures of suns and skulls and hearts that would probably be much prettier if the sun wasnt down. just as i was about to go back to my form hive, i bumped into someone. it was a girl!

the girl i bumped into was tall and had excellent hips. her hair was shoulder length and her horns was different from each other. she had a skirt on even though it was night time.

it ook me a few minutes to realize she was glaring a tme!

"hi, im stacia." i thought she might just have a bitchy face and i didnt want to risk not knowing her.

"im kanaya" she said. she kept glaring. "i dont like you."

"why!" i asked, reasonably upset.

"i am sollux and eridans auspistice, which means i ship it" she cossed her arms. "and you made them fight. it is also my job to break up their fighting but i think they might break up this time." she glared daggers at me. her stare was like knives. "you made me fail at my favorite quadrant and that was a really bitchy thing to do."

beneath her skirt there was a chainsaw shaped bulge which terrified me so i just ran away. i went back to my dorm hive and cried agan and forced myself to go back to sleep.

i was having a terrifying first day at sburb.

when i woke up, i sighed deeply and walked out into the beautiful and vast sburb gardens. lots of sburb flowers were incredibly beautiful and like nothing i saw on earth, even though i saw a lot of flowers on earth.

i sat on a bench and startedx to draw... but then i saw it. a cape.

eridan was walkng nearby. he turned around and then i saw he had a giant green bruise. i was so upset, i ran up to him. "eridan!" i asked concernly "what happened?"

eridan sighed. he was wering foundation but it dint do much to hide the bruise. "nothing... its nothing..." he said sadly, lookking away. "it was an accident."

i asked him what kind of accident. "sollux punched me." he said. "when he gets mad, he hits me. we fought because he saw you trying to have sex with me and he hit me over and over.'" eridan sighed.

i welled up with tears. "eridan... i am so sorry... i didnt mean to cause you pain..." he looked at me and his eyes were tearing up as well. i automatcally forgave him for having a boyfriend. we hugged and he sobbed into my shoulders while i rubbed his muscular back.

the sburb flowers could tell we were in love and started to grow in the shape of hearts. that made me blush and cry at the same time. he almost kissed me, but we saw sollux in the garden watching us! he had a knife!

END OF CH 2