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You also have to click through a few pages to find the name L. Ron Hubbard, who is described in somewhat less-than-honest terms:

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Between "author" and "humanitarian," it's impossible to decide what he's less acclaimed for.

So it's a pretty nasty shock when you show up and there are portraits of the man on every wall. "They don't advertise it as Scientology, and [the] only inkling you'd have is that L. Ron Hubbard is mentioned, but only in that he is a humanitarian," Jeffrey says. The name didn't ring a bell for him, since he was pretty busy doing a bunch of heroin at the time, he says. "It wasn't until another patient said something a few weeks into it [that] I learned a little about whom L. Ron Hubbard was, which made his picture being everywhere make sense."

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Well, "making sense" here is a relative term.