We recently featured Karen and Ian's amazing swords and boards geek-tacular wedding, to much praise.

However, one element was hinted at, but lacked details…

Since this was FAR too much of a tease for us, and we demanded to see more of their program entitled, "So You're Going to Sit Through a Wedding."

Karen obliged and admitted that Ian did the writing since he has a flair for comedy.

So, here are the contents of the much repinned program.

Steal this funny wedding program for your own wedding day!

What's awesome is that this very funny wedding program includes all of the information to explain where to go and when, how to use the couple's DIY photo booth, and the ins-and-outs of all of their geeky details including the chocolate dice and giant inflatable D20.

But it also gracefully and humorously informs everyone about the touchy details of the booze supply and the DJs "do not play" list.

Want to avoid tons of questions when you just want to snog your partner and relax?

This kind of program could save your sanity.

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