Here’s a laowai who loves his hometown of Cleveland so much that he raps about its charms to a Chinese audience. Cleveland, the city whose football team has had more staph infection lawsuits than playoff appearances since 1999, the city with a sulphuric I-71 cutting through it, the city consistently ranked one of the worst in the US, the city…

Ah, screw it. My heart’s not into making Cleveland jokes. Just watch this.

(H/T Jonathan Alpart)

UPDATE, 11/10, 12:53 pm: As Des Bishop points out, the song’s beat is taken from local rap outfit Yin Ts’ang’s excellent “Welcome to Beijing.”



