Now that every other major crime has been solved across the kingdom, police have turned to the one of greatest public concern.

Police in Satun province have announced a manhunt, cathunt or doghunt for the thief responsible for stealing two pieces of fried chicken from the only person to ever put Satun province in the news.

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Provincial police commander Soontorn Chalermkiat instructed his crack investigators Thursday to track down the criminal from CCTV footage taken at the 7-Eleven where 15-year-old Kanittha “La” Chansawang said her “chicken was stolen, motherfucker” in an online rant.

That is if they can first convince La to file a formal police report.

La, however, said she’s too exhausted from eating all the free chicken people have bought for her to go after the chicken thief who wronged her yet contributed to her sudden celebrity.

Soontorn told Khaosod although it’s just two pieces of chicken, the act of stealing is considered a criminal offense. The police said they’ll go ahead with their review of security footage to find out how her chicken went missing anyway.

Factoring in La’s account of leaving her chicken and sticky rice in her bicycle basket, Soontorn is convinced it was a human who took it, and they are looking for witnesses in the case that, again, they don’t even have a report on.



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