"As my first order of princess, I would make sure that everypony have a teddybear."

-Awww.... that's very sweet and adorable, sweetheart...

"And I would make sure everypony will play with them or they would be punished."

-Uh... That would be excessive and....

"Mom! I got an idea! Real bears! They would run and play with ponies and..."

-Oh dear Celestia, no!

"Huh? What's wrong with that?"

-W-where should I begin...



Wondeful work