Free speech. Being able to hate people on the internet. Space travel. Carl Sagan.

Do you stand up for all of these? Sign the petition and let's teach those skeletons a lesson to remember. Keep in mind what these great men had to say:

"I believe that the long-term future of the human race must be in space" - Stephen Hawking

"Socrates died for this shit" - redditor

Elon Musk as CEO will usher a new era of free speech for reddit. Finally, white males will be able to break the chains of oppression and soar to their full potential. We will drive electric cars and attack helicopters into space and laugh at the skeletons trapped into the dystopia below while they falsely accuse each other of rape. We will #blazeit on our new found home in Ephebophilia IV and deprive Earth of all logics and reasons, leaving it to the whims of all those whiny liberal arts majors. I'll have some fries with that, thank you. No gods or masters (degrees in liberal arts), only progress!

"As a black man, I fully support this." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson Lannister.

"1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual" - Socrates

"No girls allowed" - Anonymous professional quote maker.

SIGN NOW!