Important Update!

I got some more names!

-Merle Sweep

-Arnold Schwartzsweeper

-Joaclean Phoenix

Also a note from the town of Okotoks...

"Peter, our Transportation Foreman would like you to know that we have two different makes and models of sweepers and the fancy new one is a Schwarze Regenerative Air Sweeper."

Sounds good Peter!

Please read or watch below.

All funny biz aside... Dustin Trudeau?!



But really, the town is starting up their street sweeping efforts! So if you see a sign on your street make sure you move that car of yours because we 100% can tell if you don't :P

~Logan

Dear Town of Okotoks,

I am writing to you today in hopes that you will take my suggestion to bring some smiles to our fine community.

It truly is a strange time…

Trips are cancelled, borders are closed, and we can’t even head to the mountains to relax. I know this is because we must try our best to social distance. “Flatten the curve!” For a lot of families in our town, this can feel very limiting. They might be feeling anxious or scared – which is normal. But we cannot ride out this pandemic in a constant state of worry.

This is why I propose we change the names of our street sweepers or at least hold a contest to get the noggins of our neighbours up and running.

In a world of tree-talk and TP renaming the fleet of Elgin Roadwizards that the town currently operates may not be the most pressing matter but here are some example names that 100% kept me up last night to replace the current un-named status of these glorious vehicles.

(full disclosure I may have stolen a few names)

-Bruce Springclean

-Dustin Bieber

-Dustin Timberlake

-Her Majesty Clean Elizabeth the Second

-Street Wise Gamgee

-George Brush and George w Brush

-Sweep Caroline

These are just some suggestions but the possibilities are endless.

The dual-engine sweeper with a rather impressive double-scissors lifting mechanism (which if you didn’t know… is center-mounted for greater stability, rigidity and trouble-free operation) deserves a fun and interesting name as it is a fun and interesting machine. I fully think that this may provide positive morale in an otherwise strange time.

If you have further questions feel free to contact me.

Sincerely,

Logan Coutts

The Eagle 100.9