It's hard for us to tell whether there are a lot of clueless people frequently asking dumb questions out there, or clueless web designers trying to predict what questions might get frequently asked by the type of clueless people they expect to visit their site. Advertisement

12 Meet-an-inmate.com Alleged Frequent Question:

"Do you recommend looking for a mate through your service?" Ladies, do websites like Lavalife and Match.com lack the threat of impending violence you look for in a dating site? The guys you'll meet at meet-an-inmate.com are going to be in great shape, and totally committed to you, as evidenced by the life-sized tattoo of your face they'll add right between the eagle and swastika on their back! Continue Reading Below Advertisement In their official answer, meet-an-inmate.com discourages the prison relationships that people so frequently ask about, but they're much more reserved than you might expect, using phrases like: "too many obstacles" and "the odds of everything working out are slim." Plus, rapists and murderers are usually so clingy.

11 Playboy Enterprises Alleged Frequent Question:

"Would Playboy sell so well if it didn't have naked women in it?" Continue Reading Below Advertisement If this question was on a Blockbuster Video, we're sure the back of the box would tell you that the hypothetical people frequently asking it also loved asking: * Whether Miller High Life would sell so well without alcohol in it;

* Whether Scrabble would be popular if the wooden squares featured binary digits; and

* Whether people would buy as many Powerball tickets if the grand prize was a Git-R-Done baseball cap and an issue of Playboy with no naked women in it. The answer they provide, "Probably not. We'll never know," has the unmistakable ring of willful ignorance, like Carl Everett claiming that he doesn't believe in dinosaurs because he's never met one. Come on Playboy editors, we know that when you graduated from journalism school, writing for a titty magazine wasn't one of your stated career goals, but it's time to face up to the truth. Continue Reading Below Advertisement