The University of Moncton in New Brunswick, Canada is famous for one thing: hot, hot students grabbing each other passionately in lustful embraces all over campus. Why can't the teachers "get with" that?

Above you will find the hot and sexy 30-second ad that the University of Moncton is currently running to attract new students to its fuck palace/ place of learning. Amid all the rapid cuts and action shots is a scene of two highly attractive "students" kissing each other in what appears to be a library, in the manner of two professional porn actors preparing to theatrically fuck "in the stacks." So what? I can only assume that this is an accurate, documentary-style reflection of the hot, hot atmosphere pervading the University of Moncton campus, where any and all students run the risk of being grabbed lustfully by a sex-crazed coed intent on fucking you right there—passersby be damned.

Have the University of Moncton's professors not read the handbook? Or what?

Marie-Noëlle Ryan, the president of the university's professors' and librarians' association, calls the video "pathetic." ... "And it's not that way that you will recruit serious students and people who really want to learn and have good diplomas."

It is, however, the way you will recruit serious students and people who really want to make out and have hot, hot sex in your university library—not to mention countless other locations on campus. Why discriminate against this sexy demographic?

[CBC via Inside Higher Ed]