A wonderful, glorious, incredible thing occurred to me tonight. We have an entire new roster for Tommy Heinsohn to get to know. You know what that means right? Mispronounced names and over-the-top player comparisons! (Note that this is all in fun and I have the utmost respect and admiration for Tommy, a true Celtics legend)

So I figured an amusing experiment would be to go to twitter and crowdsource the best future Tommy quotes for the coming year.

Here was my example:

"I'm telling you, this kid Oojalayy reminds me of a young KC Jones." - #futuretommyquotes — CelticsBlog (@celticsblog) September 13, 2017

Here are some of my favorites.

"You know this Yabuselele kid, he really gets after it. His butt reminds me of Sullingah if he ever got in shape" #futuretommyquotes — Dan Greenberg (@StoolGreenie) September 13, 2017

"Make no mistake, this Geisha Yahooslay is a force to be reckoned with" #futuretommyquotes — Pat Bowlby (@producepat) September 13, 2017

"That Rozier kid looks at little slow for a Sunday matinee. I heard he was on his snapface until 3 am last night!!!"" #futuretommyquotes — Andrew Tye (@AndrewmTye) September 13, 2017

#futuretommyquotes Look at that block by Theis. I haven't seen someone with that type of defensive ability at the rim since Wilt. — Nate Wetmore (@n8wetmore) September 13, 2017

Haywud again fuh three. This guys stahtin to look like 33! #futuretommyquotes — Zack Lehan (@zlehan91101) September 13, 2017

"You know who Larkin has a similar game to... The Little Guy!!!" #futuretommyquotes — IceFire (@greenteamboston) September 13, 2017

"This kid Jayson Tatum is gonna be the next Paul Pierce folks!" #futuretommyquotes — Tomas Quinones (@Sandtiger1982) September 13, 2017

Terry Roziah has a touch around the basket that reminds me of earl the pearl #futuretomnyquotes — Sean Stevenson (@twitchstevenson) September 13, 2017

TH: The Obalay kid can really defend

MG: He's been impressive tonight. You really like him.

TH: He can defends five positions, like Gahrnett — Ryan Bernardoni (@dangercart) September 13, 2017

Feel free to keep it going on twitter and in the comments below. Thanks everyone!