With Democrats planning emergency meetings over what to do now that the Mueller report is in the hands of the Attorney General and formulating plans to possibly subpoena Mueller himself in the wake of news of no more indictments, The Hill took this approach:

Conservatives wage assault on Mueller report https://t.co/LJcrJi87XY pic.twitter.com/k2JUYoktID — The Hill (@thehill) March 23, 2019

Well, there it is:

This is a next level "conservatives POUNCE" headline. — Burn It All Down (@TimHaas70) March 23, 2019

We have a winner!

Broke: Conservatives pounce Woke: Conservatives seize Bespoke: Conservatives wage assault https://t.co/wz7OGJxDZQ — Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) March 23, 2019

I must have missed the memo that we’ve moved from pouncing to “waging assault.” https://t.co/16kpbmTVVy — Natalie Johnson (@nataliejohnsonn) March 23, 2019

This may be the worst headline I've ever seen. https://t.co/phcgh4Q1g9 — Mo Mo (@molratty) March 23, 2019

Yeah, read the whole thing and there's nothing condemning the report. There's a lot of condemning the initiation of the investigation and Democrats for plumping for it. — Mo Mo (@molratty) March 23, 2019

A headline like “Democrat narrative on verge of complete collapse” would have probably been to accurate to publish.

We did? Where the hell was I then? Oh right, I was busy handing out tissues to the left. https://t.co/4hFhzrXKqn — Colorado RedTraci (@goptraci) March 23, 2019

They didn’t. This is absurd. — Yo no soy genizaro (@ODhonnabhain) March 23, 2019

We’ve seen a whole lot of “absurd” these last couple years.