OK, so J.J. Watt didn't play the real Russian Roulette on Friday night. If he did, we would not be doing a jokey post about it here on CBSSports.com. Obviously.

Instead, Watt went on The Tonight Show and played a game called Egg Russian Roulette against Jimmy Fallon. Here's the idea: Both Watt and Fallon picked from a group of 12 (football-painted) eggs and smashed them against their heads. Some eggs were hard-boiled and some were raw. First to smash two raw eggs against their head loses.

Who won?

Obviously J.J. Watt won! The man doesn't lose.

He also ATE A RAW EGG AFTER SMASHING IT ON HIS HEAD, so in reality, he lost. And so did Jimmy Fallon because he did the same thing. And smashed two raw eggs on his head, which gets pretty messy. Why do these guys want to ruin their nice suits?