From a Right-Thinking American@ mln.lib.ma.us In many episodes of "Teletubbies", the Commietubbies dance around on what looks like a nice spring day. In reality, they are MARCHING IN A MAY DAY PARADE. May 1st (May Day) is is a holiday in the Commie world to honor the "Workers"! In the U.S. (and neighboring Canada too), Labor Day is in September, NOT on Communism Day, May 1st. In one episode, Po was going around with a flag which I think was RED. Isn't a RED flag a symbol of "Communism/Workers/The People's Republic"? All I thought was that Tinky-Winky was probably gay, but after visiting your website, they may pose an even bigger threat than Barney The Dinosaur!!! (By the way, when you wrote about "Teletubbies" being the "most controver- sial PBS show since the early episodes of 'Zoom",", I differ. I didn't think "Zoom" was all that controversial. But Barney the Dinosaur is! He too is a threat to our youngsters!!!) TIME FOR COMMIE BYE-BYE! TIME FOR COMMIE BYE-BYE! Editor's Note: Barney? A threat? In fact, he is a paragon of capitalistic success, his "can-do" attitude and frequent appearances at local children's toy stores that cheerfuly take credit cards ranging from Visa to Diners Club a shining example of how American ingenuity extends even into the world of oversized muppets. Besides, Barney often exhorts his militia-like group of children to sing "Yankee Doodle Dandy," and as we all know, communists HATE that song. Enough said. From a Right-Thinking American@nf.sympatico.ca i too agree with your views on these virulent alien bastards.will their evil never cease?the real question now is,how lomg before those nasty chinese come up with their own vile version.oooooohhhhhh,the unthinkable......imagine an army of unstoppable asian socialist kiddy programs .THE HORROR...THE HORROR.!!!!!yours truly,a concened earthling. Editor's Note: Wait just a minute. Let's not mire this serious discussion of a ideological threat to our nation's youth in childish racial sterotypes. Besides, the Japanese have been making superior consumer electronics and anime programs for decades now, instilling in our children a healthy desire to acquire and accumulate. They have nothing but our gratitide. From a Right-Thinking American@fujicolor.com I happened to see your article and I agree 100 % with your analysis. Anything on PBS is irresponsible socialist drivel. Keep up the good work! Editor's Note: Even the John Tesh concerts? From a Right-Thinking American@neocat.net I love the webpage!!! It's absolutely hilarious!!! Have you seen this webpage yet? http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/index.html Editor's Note: We see no humor in our work here. This is a thankless, depressing duty for a card-carrying subscriber of the Bill of Rights (except for that Miranda crap). And we see no threat in the Smurfs. Along with being passe, they are so small that just one of our American-made Barneys could stomp an entire horde of the invading Teutonic creatures. From a Right-Thinking American@earthlink.net I can't quite put my finger on it, but I find Elmo to be quite suspicious. Could it be his bright RED fur? That incipient laugh that seems to imply a certain knowledge that escapes the rest of us? No, it must be that leadership quality and profound speaking voice that makes our innocent, impressionable children listen in an almost hypnotic state. I truly fear this red comrade. We should all beware. Editor's Note: All too true. But his goldfish is really cool! From a Wrong-Thinking New Zealander @ xtra.co.nz I have never heard so much claptrap in all my life, just because u americans screw anything good from another country especially from europe;) Teletubbies are for the kids and the kids in us, my children do not c anything but 4 little characters that make them smile and laugh at what they say and do. In fact that has been more educational than barney ever will be with his two faced rubbish, he spouts so much rubbish that people get on that kids cannot adjust to life in the real world of bullying and hate. I'd rather see my children learn from 4 great characters than one oversized, stuffed fleabag that has less sense than the tubbies put together;) TELETUBBIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Editor's Note: Screw anything good from Europe? Now, where exactly did Marx come from? Peoria? And how about that Engels chap? Last time I checked, he wasn't from Akron. And where were right-thinking Americans Ronald Wilson Reagan, Oliver North and Kenneth Starr born? That's right--AMERICA. They say the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, you know. From a Wrong-Thinking American@tcs.tulane.edu Is this a joke? If so, please forgive me, but I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit at the article I just read. The truth is, anything can be interpreted to have Communist undertones--or any other sort of undertones. Do you remember a certain craze called Mc Carthyism? If you don't want your children to be influenced by such programing, take some responsibility and monitor what they watch. However, it is not your place to monitor programming for the rest of the world. Its called freedom of expression, and anything that limits it is blatant censorship. How can we know what is good unless we can compare it to what is evil? Get a grip, and get a life. Editor's Note: That does it, missy. You just made the list!! From a Right-Thinking American@voicenet.com New findings! The 1999 Teletubbie calendar is full of subliminal messages aimed at corrupting our fragile children. Two particular pictures jump instantly to an intelligent person's attention: 1: The Lion. Appearing in an episode, the Lion roars " I am the scary lion with the big scary teeth, I'm scary on the top and I'm scary underneath" Is this an obvious allusion to the British Empire or what? I mean, good God! Furthermore, the lion is chasing a Bear, that cleverly avoids and taunts the lion, while laughing Tubbies look on. Bear! Of course we are referring to Russia, obviously with the firm hope in a restoration of Communist authoritarianism. 2: The december picture has all the Tubbies gazing upon a brightly decorated Christmas tree. All those scum can say is "Pretty Tree". That is blatant attack on sacred Western beliefs on the consumerism of Christmas! They should say " God Bless everyone", or "Merry Christmas, except to China", or something like that. "Pretty Tree", what the hell is that?!?!? Time for Tubby Bye-Bye, for REAL, -A concerned commie basher Editor's Note: Finally someone gets it. Thank you, Right-Thinking American, and may you stay ever-vigilant against polyurethane threats to our Way of Life. From a Right-Thinking Nigerian@yahoo.com THIS LETTER I AM SURE IS COMING TO YOU AS A SUPRISE, SINCE WE HAVE NOT HAD ANY COMMUNICATION BEFORE. MY NAME IS [ IDENTITY WITHELD] , A STAFF OF FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE . FOLLOWING APPROVAL FOR THE PAYMENT OF LOAN OWED TO CREDITORS OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA IN THE BUDGET OF 1998. I HAVE THE MANDATE OF MY COLLEAGUES TO SOURCE FOR A RELIABLE BUSINESS MAN WHO WILL ASSIST US TO CLAIM SOME OF THIS APPROVED MONEY. OUT OF THE APPROVED $836 MILLION FOR LOAN REPAYMENT, $233 MILLION IS NON EXISTING LOAN WHICH WE HAVE CAREFULLY INCLUDED AND NOW NEED A POTENTIAL FOREIGN PARTNER AS IT IS FOREIGN LOAN, WHO WILL ASSIST US TO RECEIVE IT AND INVEST IT ON OUR BEHALF. FOR A START WE ARE READY TO APPLY FOR AN IMMEDIATE PAYMENT OF $33 MILLION USD ONLY. THE PROCESS OF TRANSFERING THIS MONEY IS KNOWN TO US AND WE ARE READY TO SHARE IT ON THE RATIO OF 60% : 40% ONCE WE CAN JOINTLY FINANCE THE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT OR ANY COMPANY ACCOUNT NOMINATED BY YOU. IT WILL TAKE A MAXIMUM OF TWO FULL WORKING WEEKS. PLEASE FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBTS, I WILL SEND THE PUBLICATION FOR YOUR PERUSAL. FEEL FREE TO VERIFY THE PUBLICATION BUT DO NOT DISCLOSE OUR IDENTITY OR INTENTION TO ANY BODY PLEASE. ON YOUR REPLY FURNISH ME WITH YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX LINES FOR EASY COMMUNICATION. YOUR FULL BANKING DETAILS AND NAME / COMPANY NAME. WITH THIS INFORMATION WE SHALL APPLY FOR THE PAYMENT IN YOUR NAME. IF YOU FIND THIS DEAL INTERESTING AND WISH TO ASSIST US DO NOT HESITATE TO EMAIL ME. MIND YOU WE HAVE STUDIED AND TAKEN CARE OF ALL POSSIBLE TRACE TO ORIGIN OF LOAN AS SUCH NO RISK IS INVOLVED FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION. IT IS ALSO TO BE TREATED WITH UTMOST SECRECY. NOTE IF FOR ANY REASON YOU ARE NOT DISPOSED AT MOMENT TO UNDERTAKE THIS DEAL, LET ME KNOW ON TIME AS TO MAKE ALTERNATIVE ARRANGEMENTS. Editor's Note: Regrettably, we are too busy with our ongoing battle against Communism to assist with this attractive financial transaction. However, we laud you for providing an excellent example of the benefits of shaking off the shackles of Communism and taking advantage of a fledgling market economy in the hopes of someday obtaining a computer keyboard with a caps lock key. You have our gratitude. From a Wrong-Thinking American@dvol.com If you don't think that a capitialist would slit your throat as quick as a communist, then you're in for a big surprise. NATO is just a conglomerate protecing the interests of international bankers, intent on world domination. By the way don't worry about the Teletubbies, Pikachu and the rest of the Pokemon are here to kick their ass. Editor's Note: And what exactly is wrong with the international-banking conglomerate? Last time I checked, there's a brightly-lit, working ATM right down the street from me, charging only a modest "transaction fee" that is, in reality, a wholly justifiable return on capital. And every morning, an alarm clock generously provided by the same international cartel awakens me from slumber to another day of fighting Communism. So we engage in protracted air wars from time to time. Seems worth it to me! From a Right-Thinking American@martinbischoff.com It all started with Walt Disney... who was a complete fascist and an admirer of Hitler! Don't you see a certain inevitable conflict in the Teletubbies' rejection of the Mickey Mouse paradigm? Through the innocent eyes and minds of our Youth, the classic struggle between Marxism and Fascism is being played out! And the parents know nossink! Goofy was, of course, the archetypical sleeping American. Editor's note: You're absolutely right -- it's like the Eastern Front all over again (except maybe for the cold weather). From a Right-Thinking American@interl.net I am thankful that you warned me of such now-obvious Communist references in the cute, cuddly Teletubbies. I now notice this evidence of the Teletubbies Communism, every time I watch. For example, in every single episode, an item which appears to be a windmill with incredibly sharp blades, starts to spin and emit a white dust. Then all four of the Teletubbies jump up from their Tubby Custard, Tubby Toast, or whatever they may be doing in their precious minutes of spare time, and say, "Uh-oh." After this, they waddle out into the field underneath the windmill and are forced to repeat an incredibly difficult task - projecting a motion picture from the centers of their stomachs - by the windmill, which appears to be a reference to a state of totalitarianism, as are the aforementioned speaking tubes. Group baths are also used on the show, and when using their own assigned "Tubby Sponges," the speaking tubes come up from the ground and tell them, "Wash, wash, wash. Wash wash wash. Tubby tubby tubby tubby, wash, wash, wash." I believe that the rabbits are very significant indeed, representing the common folk getting the short end of the stick. The Teletubbies are always taking advantage of the rabbits, in ways subtle but very startling indeed when you bring Communism into mind. Are we forced to sit back and view our nation's children slowly becoming mesmerized at this Communist activity? Are we producing a generation of Communist children, dooming our entire nation?! This business must stop now. Editor's note: Eureka! The rabbits! That had never occurred to us, though now it makes perfect sense. Perhaps we should consider their inclusion a knowing wink to Orwell's Animal Farm , or perhaps Watership Down , or maybe even the subversive onomatopoeiac classic Mr. Brown Can Moo . Keep up the good work, and remain ever vigilant against allegorical threats to Our Way of Life, particularly in these critical months before George Bush's slow-witted but Right-Thinking heir assumes his rightful position at our nation's helm. From a Right-Thinking American@aol.com dont bash falwell on his statement of the gayness of tinkymywinky. the ultimate sceme of both commies & faries is to pursue the goal of ramming bolshevek bull**it right up our asses.falwell just hasnt expectorated his idea properly. bill clinton also promotes faggot-commie philosophy when he used a ceegar to poke lewinsky instead of his happy stick. this conspiracy reaches all levels of americanlife. the cure is to kill a commie for mommy & make the game commision to declare april to be open season on ass-rammer commie destroyers of our kids minds. Editor's note: Er.... yes... we think. From a Wrong-Thinking American@saintmail.net I think that you are badly mistaken. Anyhow, I find that your site is sickening. As a Socialist I see that you are against the unifying of the world, destroying racism and prejudice, and that you are against the people. I guess you won't mind when the government takes the last of our rights. Editor's note: All we're against is the left-leaning teachings of a bunch of plasticized muppets, Mr. Gueverra--or may I call you Chez? PS. You just made the list. From a Wrong-Thinking American@nwlink.com I am uncertain whether or not this site is to be take seriously, but if it is, I advise the researchers to try and clearly distinct between socialism, communism, totalinarianism, and capitalism. Orwell was a socialist, and his book 1984 refered to what he feared *capitalism* would do to the world. He even stated his support for democratic socialism in another one of his books. For the sake of fair education, please be sure to check your definitions and references before publishing what could be seen as information. Regardless of my personal political standing, your site gives the perception that the right is a bunch of loonys completely ignorant to the politics of those they diagree with. Editor's note: For the last time, we have no interest in endorsing George W. Bush's campaign! As for "fair education," our apologies -- we're products of the left-leaning public schools. From a Wrong-Thinking American@aol.com Your site is the biggest piece of crap on the internet I have seen in quite a while. Your interpretation is just that, an interpretation (and a fairly rediculous [sic] one, at that). Are parents communists because thay tell their children what to do (as the speakers do, since the teletubbies obviously don't have "parents")? And as for one of your readers [sic] comments on the Christmas Tree episode, "Pretty Tree" is a simple phrase and probably something a two-year old would say when seeing one. Don't forget, Teletubbies is for small children who are just learning to talk. The language is on their level, as are the activities. The pinwheel is there to signify a big change in the show. The shorts that the teletubbies receive in their tummies are from small children for small children. The Nu-Nu is like a parent for the teletubbies, since parents are the ones who have to follow their small children around and clean up their messes. Screw your conspiracy theory. It sucks. Editors Note: No parents, indeed . Youve stumbled upon the communist dream! As weve seen in such right-thinking texts as 1984, Anthem and the subversive Kurt Russell vehicle Soldier, all parents do is instill senses of doubt in the ruling order and promote self-worth, religion or, worse yet, a propensity to vote Democratic. Nu-Nu may be like a parent to the Teletubbies, as you assert -- but only in the same way the Gummint is like a parent to welfare recipients when it tells them they cant use their food stamps to buy tobacco harvested by hard-working, Right-Thinking Americans, or ammunition, as is their Charleton Heston-given, Second Amendment right. It sucks? It certainly does, Fidel, it certainly does. From a Wrong-Thinking American@aol.com I can't figure out if you're funny or if your [sic] just an idiot that watches far too much television. If you don't like the show you have a right to unplug the television and shove it in the closet. You aren't forced to watch it, and if the "commies" want to produce a television show to convey their ideal, so be it. It's called freedom of speech buddy. Get over it and get a life. Editors Note: Unplug the television? And miss the latest episode of the pro-capitalistic, Right-Thinking show, Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Never! You can have my TV when you pry it from my cold dead fingers, pal. From a Right-Thinking American@shelby.k12.mi.us Our class is studying various philosophies and came across your web page. In order to better evaluate its content, we would like some information on the author. 1. What level of education does the author have? 2. Is the author associated with any higher educational institution or organized association? 3. Is this a serious attack or an extremely well written parody (that's a genre we're exploring this semester)? 4. Who is your intended audience? Editors Note: At long last, our left-leaning schools are actually teaching our youth something of true value -- the value of eternal vigilance. Teachers and students, you have our eternal gratitude. Oh, and in the interest of full disclosure, we aren't associated with any organized group. But we were briefly members of the Columbia House Record Club in the mid-1980s. From a Right-Thinking American@wcoil.com Found your site totally by chance, and I was amazed at the amount of solid evidence you have. I was never a fan of Barney, however my sister's three kids love it. They refuse to watch the commietubbies though!!! Here are a couple thoughts of my own, however they may not be as shockingly evident as yours. I don't totally agree with Falwell stating that Twink is gay, however his name sure indicates it. The traditional Communist, gay or not, is not going to make his sexual orientation public knowledge. Yes, the communists were known for a large gay population, but the government would not approve of the widespread "gayness", like in America today. While speaking to the wife of a business associate the other day, she stated how her twin boys love the teletubbies. The tone of voice and facial expressions she had while telling me this demonstrated to me that she had been brain-washed by the show as well. She thinks that since her kids are perfect angels while watching she can do housework AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The commietubbies are taking the place of the parent. Who needs parents when the government is a better teacher?!?!?!?! My mother works at a pre-school and she positively, absolutely hates the commietubbies. My mother is 64 years old and well remembers the 50's and 60's communist uprisings and propaganda. My father served in the US Army in '56 and I have been brought up extremely Anti-Communist. Kudos, my friend!! PS. The Battle is large, but your army is building! Editor's Note: While we do not approve of anything that detracts from housework or other legitimate, right-thinking activities (like gutting fish or voting Republican), we must resound the warning bell our fellow comrade sounded above -- DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN WATCH THIS SHOW UNATTENDED! The communists have long advocated turning children against their parents. If you fail to heed this warning, don't be surprised when there's a knock on the door. And another knock. And another knock.



Eh-oh, indeed. From a Confused American@hotmail.com Why do you consider Zoom to be a controversial show? I watch the show all the time and i do not find it in the least controversial. Editor's Note: Not controversial? Don't you remember the dubious experiments intended to turn young minds away from the right-thinking Creationist teachings of the Kansas Board of Education, the subverise left-leaning riddles (the ones about peanuts were a clear allusion to Zoom political ubermensch Jimmy Carter), and, worst of all, the hypnotic subliminal chant of the mailing address that haunts us to this day? (Box 350, Boston, Mass., 09124). They say the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, you know. From a Right-Thinking American@aol.com I noticed that you didn't include the effects that the tubbies are having on the teens of our nation. At many "raves" you can see a drugged out teenager decked out in bright colors, toting a small stufed depiction of one of the tubbies. This is an obvious sign that the effects are infiltrating our system, forcing an otherwise normal child to take dangerous drugs and carry around a symbol of their instigator. Is it a coincidence that these raves first became popular in Britain, where the tubbies first were shown? I think not. Editor's Note: What's worse, none other than the ostensibly "American" McDonalds was recently giving away these small stuffed depictions of these loathesome Lenninites. Imagine the irony -- ordering an All-American Meal (tm)(R)(sm) and receiving one of these insidious toys as a "prize." (Capitalist Tenet No. 1: Nothing Good is Free.) Worse yet, many of these McDonalds now hide inside our greatest shrines to American ingenuity and know-how, the friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart SuperCenter(tm)(R). Fellow right-thinking Americans, we implore you to resist this Trojan Horse wrapped inside an all-beef patty(tm). From a Right-Thinking American@aol.com THE POISONOUS EFFECTS OF THE COMMIEBITCHTUBBIES HAS INVADED MY HOME. WITH THE HELP OF GOD-BLESSED AMERICANS LIKE JOHN WAYNE , ELVIS, & GENERAL PATTON ; VICTORY OVER THESE INSIDIOUS PERVERTS HAS BEEN ATTAINED. EVERY TIME MY THREE-YEAR-OLD TURNS ON THESE COMMIE C**T-PUS-DRIPPINGS , I PULL OUT MY 12-GAUGE & BLOW AWAY THE T.V. . IT WORKS EVERY TIME. WHEN I SEE TELECOMMIES AT THE MALL POISONING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S CRUMB-SNATCHERS , I JUST SIC MY DOBERMAN ON THEM & KNEECAP THE FUZZY RUNNERS TO HELP MY DOG EAT THEM. GOD BLESS AMERICA &KILL TELETUBBIES ON SIGHT. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL Editor's Note: .... That's just about the most beautiful thing we've ever read. God bless America, indeed. From a Wrong-Thinking Ukranian @tm.odessa.ua Dear Sirs,

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Besides Po-La La- Dipsy-Tinky-Winky said fast enough and with a little slur is actually Russian for Che Guevara and Fidel Castro are absolutely peachy. Bet you idiots didn't even know Russians had a term for peachy.... Editor's Note: We believe the author of this letter is referencing the subversive Monty Python and the Holy Grail in an attempt at humor. BEWARE! This so-called "comedy" is in fact a thinly disguised attack at the concept of monarchy, from which we dervied our plutocracy, from which we derive our rights as Right-Thinking Americans. They say the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, you know. From a Right-Thinking American@aol.com what's the real story behind these characters..i know that ther are some X-rated pictures of them doing weird things...it may be called Baschinf or something like that..if you have any clue e-mail me and let me know where this sight [sic] is. Editor's Note: We have no time for such frivolities as we continue our battle against all threats to our great plutocracy. Nor are we enticed by such tugs at our baser nature, surely a plot in and of itself to lure our younger, weaker youth who are already under seige by such insidious influences as postpubscent boy bands and the overly attractive anchors on the Weather Channel. PS. What's that URL... anyone? Anyone? From a Right-Thinking American@aol.com I have watched my granddaughter stand up and sit down on command with these monsters in pablum coating! The damn commies didn't die with the Soviet Union; we have the yellow hordes poised to strike at any time! North Korea is a festering sore! Red Chine (yeah, Red) has over three million people in uniform! When are we going to wake up! Those in England who produce this trash should be arrested, and brought to this country. We then arrest their American counterparts who allow the show to be aired. They should then be executed (no trial) in a hideously painful way, and the entire nation FORCED to watch, NO CHOICE!! Oh, to hear their screams of agony!! Earl Pitts, where are you when we need you. WAKE UP, UMERICA! Editor's Note: Another Uniter, Not a Divider. You have our undying gratitude. From a Right-Thinking American@hotmail.com I knew those CommieTubbies were evil the first time I saw them. Thank God for pages like these, had I not found it I might have gone on thinking the CommieTubbies were just another kids show. Now I realize the threat they present and I'm going to do something about. I have also done a tremendous amount of research on the show ZOOM and have found that they are trying to make a paramilitary strike against our government. It's obvious that the multi-cultural kids represent different fascist groups--Keiko-Mau Zedong; Pablo-Totalitarianism; Alisa- Communism (she even admitted she was Russian on one show); Zoe-Nazi Party; Lynese-Confederacy; Jared-Israeli; David- ? I still have lots of reasearch to do but you can obviously tell they are trying to form a resistance and overcome the good ol' American government, but we are on to their little plan aren't we? We need to stop them before it gets too serious. PBS is actually the entire infrastructure that holds it all together. The so-called pledge-drives really supply money for weapons and vehicles. They really get their money from sweatshops in Africa and Asia. They take advantage of the poor and stupid promising great things but giving little in return. And the workers can't turn to anyone. We need to stop the evil before it spreads any further. Editor's Note: Absolutely. This sweeps period, I'll be sending my pledge check to UPN, the makers of the fine, Right-Thinking programming When Chefs Attack: America's Dirtiest Kitchens Caught on Tape. From a Right-Thinking American@hotmail.com This is a very well thought out site I must say. Although you missed one thing here. As a former student of communism, I learned that one of the recruitment methods for KGB agents was promise of 'social and sexual' freedoms. Which brought in your gay and bi-sexual members of 'oppressive' societies. Hence the whole tinky-winky thing... Think about it people... Editor's Note: Eurkea! It's all starting to make sense. Someone give J. Edgar Hoover a call, and we'll have this whole purse-wearing nonsense wrapped up by sundown. From a Right-Thinking American@aol.com Yesterday, I was smokin' crack (purchased from a very capitalistic youth on a street corner) with Johnny Cash. We was just sittin' around, thinkin' about goin' and gettin' some beer, when I mentioned your website. He was interested, so I wheeled him over to the computer, and punched ya'll up...Lemme just say he went plumb crazy with rage..started droolin' and spittin'...and his eyes went all wacky. Next thang I knew, he was on the phone to Merle, Willie, and Waylon. They all came by the house with two fifths of Wild Turkey, and we discussed the situation. After we had finished of the whiskey (and Willie's pound bag), we decided action must be taken. To make a long story shorter, we all bought us some gasoline...went down to the Nashville PBS...and burned that fu*ker to the ground. As we watched the flames eat away at the communist threat in our neck of the woods, Merle remarked, "That's reel purty". Just letting ya'll know us god-fearing country boys is [sic] behind ya'll 100%. God Bless. ... Editor's Note: That's the most beautiful story we've heard since the tales of heroism of the Florida State Troopers during the November elections. Frankly, however, the concept of a PBS affiliate located in Right-Thinking, Gore-Rejecting Nashville concerns us -- if true, it would be something akin to seeing a sex shop in the Vatican -- or , worse yet, Branson, Missouri. Thank you -- and thank you, too, for invoking the name of the great, Right-Thinking Johnny CASH, who by very his very name could NEVER be a communist. From a Wrong-Thinking Chinese@all1source.com With the current economy slowdown, each and every company are trying all possible ways to keep their business competitive. Some of the most effective and fastest solution to increase competitiveness are thru out-sourcing and purchasing cost reduction. All1Source is specially focused to offer professional sourcing and supply solution for industrial and manufacturing industry with supply base spread accross Asia major manufacturing hubs namely China, Taiwan , Singapore , Malaysia to name a few. 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Nice try, Mao, but our precision metal stamping components will continue to be American made, as God intended them to be. From a Wrong-Thinking American@aol.com I hate teletubbies....... but because they are obnoxious and annoying, but communist? You guys are the f---ed uppiest idoits I have ever come across! Get yourself a girlfriend, will ya! Cut out this insane bulls--- before you hurt yourself........ Editor's Note: "Get" a girlfriend? Perhaps in your ideal communist state, the government will make your dreams come true and issue you one (much as in the cautionary tales Anthem or Weird Science). As for the rest of us, we'll continue to seek the comforts of the opposite sex by hitting the modern-day meccas of Right-Thinking mingling -- the friendly, clean and reasonably priced neighborhood Applebee's (tm)(R). From a Right-Thinking American@aol.com pbs is free because it sucks Editor's Note: Agreed, but there's one hole in your otherwise flawless logic. Fox-TV, purveyor of the jingoistic reality program Boot Camp, is also free -- yet at no cost, the show still whips our nation's impressionable youth into a bloodthirsty frenzy that will serve them well in the Second Gulf War. As the ads for Mastercard, that pillar of our capitalistic society, so wisely say, "There are some things money can't buy." And for everything else, there's...um, Cinemax. From a Right-Thinking American Youth @ aol.com I'm in 8th grade and although most of the kids in my school despise the evil little bastards. I have found some nitwits obsessed over them though and it makes me sick! The people who are obsessed seem incredibly gay and happy all the time. It scares me to see them so happy. Those little dumbass commies have even somehow gotten to the teachers as well!!! Our educators are being brainwashed by commies disguised in funky critter suits!!! I cant stand to watch as the world succumbs to there idiotic baby talk babble that holds messages of horror!!!! God save and Frith above help us!!! We must KILL!! the Tubbies!!!!!KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! Editor's Note: Once again, it seems our so-called "public" schools are merely venues to push a certain agenda -- the pro-leftist puppet agenda, to be specific. Fortunately, at least some of our youth have been instilled with enough God-fearing values (most likely through watching such high-quality, family-value oriented childrens programming as Hammerman and John Ritter is Clifford: The Big Red Dog (tm)(R)) to see through the facade. Will no one act now, before another ribeye steak-related heart attack pulls the hands of George Bush's Right-Thinking But Dimwitted Son's Vice President from the reigns of power? From a Right-Thinking American@ aol.com There needs to be an animated episode of Sheriff Ricochet Rabbit and Deputy Dog blasting those little bolshevik bastards with Colt 45s, dispatching them to them fires of Hell ! Editor's Note: All too true. And let's do it now, before the Powers of Evil force the exclusion of cartoon guns from our nation's great airwaves in much the same way they flagrantly stripped the First Amendment rights of our nation's God-fearing cartoon cigarette characters. We miss you, Mr. Smokes-a-lot(tm)(R), we truly do. From a Muddled-Thinking American @aol.com listen i swear i wont tell anyone if you just tell me that all this is a joke. I mean cmon, you cant be serious! can you? Editors Note: And what exactly is funny about a global communist conspiracy? Anyone? Anyone? Thank you. From a Right-Thinking American @aol.com What about all the violence on TV. I mean I dont know about the tubbies but what are the powergirls [sic] who get punched in the face teaching our youth today? I only let my child watch stuff like Veggie Tales and Christian cartoons. This is a sick place when I let my child watch Toy Story only to learn that the word idiot is used way to [sic] often in it. What is that teaching our youth? That it is ok to call people names? I know that they will someday face these things but why in the world do we want them to see it on a Saturday morning cartoon? Editors Note: Like our great, Right-Thinking leader, the Powerpuff Girls teach a valuable lesson: Youre either With Us Or Against Us(tm). If anything, we should be beaming episodes of the show into North Korea, to teach their Teletubbie-loving Dear Leader a thing or two about preemptive action. As for Toy Story, it, too, offers up an all-too-often-ignored message for our capitalistic society: In the absence of love and a two-parent family, buying vertiable pantaloons of toys will keep the little rugrats happy and emotionally fulfilled. And for that, they have our gratitude. From a Wrong-Thinking American @ aol.com Are you people for real! I dont know what you have been smoking but you should cut down. Its starting to stunt the growth of brain cells of what little you have. Teletubbies is a great PBS program for any child and Barney! Editors Note: Cut down? Nice try, Ivan. You can have my American-grown, American-processed and American-marketed-to-minors-and-minorities cigarette when you pry it from my cold dead hands. From a Wrong-Thinking American @ cs.com What is this junk I stumbled across when I was researching bin Lauden. [sic] Dont you people have anything to do? Editors Note: Now more than ever, we need to come together as a country. Massive tax cuts and protracted air wars against sandy countries arent enough to hold a nation challenged together. We need ideologically motivated muppets to whip up the appropriate outrage to maintain solidarity through the 2004 elections and the threats to democracy that they could pose. From a Wrong-Thinking Netherlander @ isd-holland.nl U should seek psychiatric help. Editors Note: And U, of all people, Karl, should know that the fathers of modern psychotherapy  Freud, Jung, Van Dike  didnt hail from Right-Thinking locales such as Craigsville, Va., or Crawford, Texas. Nope  those names all sound like theyre straight from freedom-hating, Coalition of the Unwilling Europe. Especially that last guy  hes probably from your vowel-happy, objectively pro-communist neck of the woods. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, you know. From a Right-Thinking American @ hotmail.com I always knew there was something horribly wrong when it came to the Telitubbies. For a time I just thought I was scared of them for no reason, but now it is all to clear. My fear can now be justified! They are not just scary looking creatures that cant talk, act gay and watch TV from their friggin stomachs, they are socialist pigheads trying to take over the world by brainwashing the children. That right there is a socialist act. When a socialist country would take over another country, they would start their work at the schools, brainwashing the kids into thinking that socialism was a good thing. They knew if they got the kids sucked in, socialism would take over. WE NEED TO GET TELETUBBIES BANNED!!! AHHHHH! Editors Note: The schools? The Teletubbies are far more insidious, attempting to inculcate in our youth the benefits of socialism YEARS before they first go to school. When will we stop allowing such brazen attempts at treachery targeted at those nearly 17 years too young to purchase chewing tobacco, vote Republican or join the NRA? From a Wrong-Thinking American @ hotmail.com hahahahaha what the hells wrong with you? how much free time do you have to have to analize the teletubbies, its a mindless childrens show. they dance around and make weird little noises, and on top of that the show was made in ENGLAND they arent communist in England theyre a figure head society. Its like saying sesame street is satanic because theyve had rock stars appear on the show! Like or hate the teletubbies I seriously doubt they promote communism, I think youre just reading between the lines a bit TOO much and need to stop watching childrens shows Editors Note: Sesame Street has had rock stars appear on the show? They just made the list. From a Wrong-Thinking American @ epix.net Im a mother who was innocently looking for some Teletubbies books when I came upon your website. At first I thought it was a joke. Then I realized that some people have nothing better to do with their time than to fabricate some ridiculous theory about a childrens television show and create a website, pretending to have substantial evidence backing it. Well, this reader didnt buy it and Im sorry I even wasted my time reading it, although I felt angered enough to let you sorry excuses know how much I think youre in desperate need of psychiatric therapy and should spend your time doing something valuable. I pray that you arent parents, because you will raise your children to be as paranoid and sceptical as you. My children love the teletubbies and it makes them happy and, frankly, thats all that matters to me! Editors Note: Ideology aside, were glad the show makes your children happy. You know, I heard that Trotsky was happy in Mexico, too. From a Wrong-Thinking Australian @ iprimus.com.au hmmm I think you have some problems that need resolving! What is your problem with communism any way? It has some great ideas and the only problem is that it has never really worked. Also it can never exist. As long as Americanism exists. A great example of this is Cuba. America refuses to trade with Cuba only because it is a communist country! And things in Cuba are OK. If America (globalisation my anus!) did trade with them maybe they would have a chance to show the world that communism isnt that bad at all! It failed in other countries only because of the dictators that took over. If anyone has actually bothered to read anything about the IDEAS of communism they would understand it is a lot better for the general population. Did you know 80% of the worlds food goes to 20% of its people. This is due to Capitalism - the rich get richer the poor get poorer. And thats the way is goes. Personally America makes me sick! so much whooohaar about sep 11th, yet last year the American government killed over 60,000 women and children through food sanctions in Iraq. Also Americans funded Osama binladen - they also funded Saddam, gee it seems whoever they fund terns out to be evil..I wounder why that is! Editors Note: Things in Cuba are OK? Hmm, Fidel, methinks thou dost protest too much. If things in Cuba are so great, why the not-so-hidden plea for free trade with the US? Could it be that the so-called workers paradise of Cuba, despite its admirable skills in the areas of cigarmaking, DeSoto maintenance and fold-out sofas, lacks the abundance of cheap consumer products imported from China that youd find in the brightly-lit, frequently cleaned Wal-Mart in even the most forsaken of American towns?

From a Wrong-Thinking Lithuanian @ hotmail.com Good day, I found the information about your company and your email address on the internet pages related to the wood market (google,yahoo,emarketservices,globalwood etc.) As stated on the the mentioned search engines your business activity is the wood trading, At the present time i am looking for a buyer of the wood production from Lithuanian mills to the European, UK, USA or Japan markets (Russian and Lithuanian timber). The mills i represent, can produce almost everything from pine,spruce, oak - either fingerjointed or solid. Other wood species can also be provided upon request (larch etc.) Please visit my web site to find out more about seveal kinds of wood production i can supply. Editors Note: Nice try, Boris. You can have my American-made fingerjointed wood products when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. From a Wrong-Thinking American @ aol.com Yes, I have a finding : you guys are crack-Os! Idiots! Right-wing-damn-republican-aholes! If your dumbass [self] thinks the tubbies are bad, then so is the rest of the world for criticizing Bushs march to war. I know you have free speech to present this absolute bullst as factual information and not as the fascist propaganda it is, but you really should include a disclaimer. (i.e. : Disclaimer : Nothing on this website is in any way to be construed as un-baised, factual information, because its really just bullst.) As I am a Marxist . (if youre to damn stupid to know what that is, its like industrial communism), your sick perversion of a harmless childrens show disgusts me. You should also note the difference between Communism, Marxism, Leninism, Marxism-Leninism, and Socialism. You claim different tubbies are Socialist and Communist and Marxist. [As a Marxist] I have no desire to work with the Communists. Why would different economic-theorists work together? Your fascist ass [-hole self] needs to get one of each of the following : a life, a brain, And perhaps youd like to start thinking for yourselves to instead of letting Limbaugh do your thinking for you. Editors Note: Now wait just a minute, Karl. You mean there are people out there who actually opposed the Great Liberation of Iraq(tm)(R)? Really, Che, talk about propaganda . PS. You just made the new, more Patriot-y, list.