Hello fellow human. Here are 10 pickup lines that will succesfully earn you a date with another human.

Would you like to join me in my vehicle?

This will make the other human feel warm and invited.

2. Are you a human? Because I’d like to be a human with you, on a date.

This will show the other human that you’re one too.

3. Is it just me, or is the weather fine today?

This proves that you can feel things, such as weather.

4. Although I do it every day, I would never urinate in your presence.

This shows that you urinate, and also respect the human.

5. I would decide for you to marry me, if that was how our society operated.

This shows that you are capable of making decisions, and that you comply with societal standards.

6. I’d like to find love before I die.

Acknowledging your mortality is a romantic way to show that you’re a human.

7. My heart beats at a higher frequency than normal when you‘re around me.

This will make the human feel like you’re a person who has a real heart.

8. Animals are cute; you are also cute.

This will make the other human feel very nice.

9. Since it’s necessary to survive, let’s eat together sometime.

This is a fun and factual way to ask a human on a regular eating date.

10. If we had a child together, it would be 100% human.

This will make the other human want to have a human baby with you.