Have you ever felt like your reading list didn’t have enough Red Pills on it and way too much SJW nonsense? Are you looking for some HIGH ENERGY book discussions free from easily offended cucks and uptight bitches? Does your current boring ass book club refuse to accept your recommendation of “The Art of the Deal”?

Well, you’re in luck: The_Donald subreddit has a new book club!

Yes, “The_DonaldBookclub,” which opened four days ago and currently boasts about 770 members, is planning to host reading and discussion events for its members (there’s also a Discord chat room for real-time discussion) in the coming months.

“This is not your typical boring ass book club,” the announcement opening the subreddit proclaims. “As always, we will be doing it OUR WAY. You won’t have to deal with easily offended cucks or uptight bitches.” Phew! Nothing ruins a book club faster than an easily offended cuck.

“This is our opportunity to get together and engage in HIGH ENERGY banter about these books and more,” the announcement, posted by Trumpshaker, continues. “A HUGE part of making America great is making ourselves great and we need to continue to be the most informed citizens.”

The_DonaldBookclub recommends audiobooks for those who are too busy Making America Great Again or are too HIGH ENERGY to curl up with a good book.

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The first book chosen for this prestigious honor is, of course, Trump’s masterpiece “The Art of the Deal,” whose ghostwriter, Tony Schwartz, told The New Yorker he now sincerely regrets his involvement in, adding that he thought Trump was a sociopath.

“I put lipstick on a pig,” Schwartz said of The_DonaldBookclub’s first pick and his co-author. “I feel a deep sense of remorse.”

Members are suggesting other books for reading consideration. Ayn Rand’s “The Fountainhead” and “Atlas Shrugged” are popular choices, based on the number of upvotes in the nascent subreddit (Rand also has the honor of being one of few female authors whose work is recommended, along with Ivanka Trump), as is “The Gulag Archipelago” by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, which, the recommending redditor points out, is mandatory reading for Russian high school students.

“More or less a preview of SJWland,” says LITERALLY_SHAKING, using the acronym for social justice warrior, a term for people who express progressive views.

Other highlights include “Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA,” a National Book Award winner that is highly critical of the intelligence agency that currently has a contentious relationship with the incoming president; Andrew Breitbart’s “Righteous Indignation: Excuse Me While I Save the World!” for the many critics of the mainstream media among Trump’s fanbase; and “The Culture of Critique,” by Kevin MacDonald, who the Southern Poverty Law Center calls “the neo-Nazi movement’s favorite academic.”

“A book everyone should read about Jewish history,” NESIRGNIK raves. After another redditor questioned the choice, saying that some of the Amazon reviews were “troubling,” NESIRGNIK said that MacDonald is “probably the worlds [sic] leading non-Jew Jewish historian.” (He isn’t.)

Another interesting choice is The Unabomber’s Manifesto, even though, as the recommender admits, it’s “not quite a book.” Trump and The Unabomber share a mistrust of computers.

Several of the subreddit’s members seem legitimately excited to share their suggestions about good books, even though some may not fall in line with their own ideology. “The Handmaid’s Tale,” by vocal Trump hater Margaret Atwood, got some raves, as did “The Kite Runner,” by Khaled Hosseini, a Muslim immigrant originally from Afghanistan. Trump has called for a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.”

As for Trump himself, many have pointed out that he doesn’t appear to be much of a reader. His ghostwriter, Schwartz, said he didn’t think Trump “has ever read a book straight through in his adult life.” He almost certainly can read, though, despite Samantha Bee’s suspicions. Perhaps it’s time he joined a book club?