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Item #: SCP-013-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-013-J is kept in a sapient-mobile containment chamber constantly monitored for historical alterations via Kant-counters. SCP-013-J cannot come into contact with Site-██'s chief engineer without approval from SCP-013-J's current lead researcher. ████ █████ currently has 4/013-J clearance and is expected to report any related anomalies. In the event that SCP-013-J breaches containment Mobile Task Force α-11 ("Some guys on Reddit that freak out over people pretending to be robots at a bar") is to make SCP-013-J cry until containment is restored. How Mobile Task Force α-11 actually manages this despite being far to childish for any other operations is unknown and being researched, The leading theory is that Mobile Task Force α-11 has nothing to do it and SCP-013-J just has such bad control over it's emotions even they look better in comparison.

Description: SCP-013-J is a sapient orange animate statue of a lion statue made from a previously undiscovered exotic matter that has some level of immunity to temporal anomalies. While this does prove credit to SCP-013-J's claims it still is treated as a separate entity from ████ █████

SCP-013-J claims that it is ████ █████ after a CK-Class "Reconstruction" Scenario and being mutated from exposure to an anomaly similar to it's self. Despite this SCP-013-J is much less mentally stable and egotistical than ████ █████. According to SCP-013-J the entity that caused it's current state was an experimental nanite mass that attempted to replicate living beings on some level, While SCP-013-J is too erratic to gain useful information it is theorized that SCP-013-J is still a mass of said nanites attempting to "be" ████ █████ thus explaining it's ego and eagerness to say that it is the "real" ████ █████. It is worth noting when actually given a small Foundation-site play set SCP-013-J just connected a random number generator to the core ventilation computer and seemed to think that actually fixed it.

SCP-013-J also claims that it has a memetic effect causing humans who see it to feel it is "powerful". No evidence of this has been noted.

Addendum: SCP-013-J was recovered after interactions with workers of Fazbear Entertainment complaining that the local technicians were "very bad at robotics" despite SCP-013-J's robots looking more like a shitty space-station rather than foundation-grade technology and froze up until people just kinda stopped paying attention, One of the employees then said bad things about SCP-013-J and it began screaming erratically. At the time of writing it is still doing this, However now it tends to be more about it running the "real" Site-██. SCP-013-J has on several occasions attempted to channel the power of "lawyers" but nobody really cares enough to research into what that means and everybody's pretty sure it won't amount to anything.

Update: During a massive containment breach SCP-013-J gained access to Site-██'s cargo department. Due to it's low priority compared to SCP-████'s gas that causes ██████ ███████ █████ finger nails █████ ██████ ████████ ███████ child sacrifice █████████████████ ███████████ SCP-013-J was not recontained for three hours. In this time it managed to pick up a pen with it's paw and doctored on-site paperwork. These changes include but are not limited to writing "LOGiSTiCS DEPARTMENT BY POWERLiON"written over a sign reading "CARGO" and replacing all the names on the engineering/maintenance logs with "SCP-039-J".

SCP-013-J seems to actually think that it designed the entire cargo department and acts like out of all the cool shit you can have at a Foundation site that's the biggest reveal. To it's credit SCP-039-J ordered some then undiscovered crates that have not arrived yet but let's be real here, they're most likely not going to be anything special beyond their relation to Site-██. It is theorized by staff that if SCP-039-J became more stable and proved willing to work with other engineers that don't pet it's ego that maybe something cool will come of this, However the Foundation is no longer reliant on this now that ████ █████ is doing basically the same thing but has the capability to have integrity.