Holy crap, Santa. You did an AMAZING job! This gift is fantastic...

My Santa is from Michigan, which is perfect because I'm actually going to be there this weekend for a bachelorette party! He's DEFINITELY got me amped about getting there!

First things first... I arrived home after a very stressful first two days of work to a package sitting on the stoop. It's in a (recycled) amazon box, so at first I thought it was something I ordered. I was SO STOKED when I saw the unfamiliar return address!

When I opened the box and removed the packing materials, I found a little leopard print bag stapled shut. Upon opening I found THE GENTLEMAN'S BOTTLE OPENER AND KEY RING... featuring a devil bottle opener and a very sturdy key ring. I love this! It's right up my alley... I'm a total horror junkie and this key ring is PERFECT for me. He'll go beautifully with my Freddy Krueger voodoo doll key chain.

Second, I opened a ziplock baggie with TWO different kinds of handmade local chocolates! A blueberry bark and a set of truffles. I may have already dipped into the blueberry bark... it's delicious! The chocolates came with a "We're proud of Michigan" sticker, which is adorable.

Last, but most definitely not least, are the books... My santa must have perused my goodreads list pretty well, because he picked the perfect reads. He found me a Christopher Moore book I've never read (LOVE THIS AUTHOR!!) and a collection called Shadows of Carcosa, which is PERFECT because I've just finished reading The King in Yellow by Robert Chambers.

Santa, thank you SO MUCH for this incredibly thoughtful and perfectly crafted gift. I love everything you sent, and I deeply appreciate the time and energy that went into putting this package together! You're the best!!!