Holy cow! This was amazing! I was a little bummed at first because this was my first RedditGifts exchange and my first Santa kind of dropped out. I was really stoked to get a rematch Santa, who knocked it out of the PARK!

Unbelievable.

Sorry for the delay in putting this online. My Mom accidentally forwarded MY mail to her house and then went on vacation for a week... so it wasn't in my hands until last Friday.

When my Mom brought it over, I opened it up, not realizing at first that it even was from my Secret Santa. First, the Firefly bucks. My wife said, "Those are awesome... they're mine right?" And whoosh, away they go with my wife who is already trying to find a picture frame for them. Then the blanket, which is amazing and sweet and thoughtful. More so that my Santa could possibly know. My son is growing up so fast, he's my best friend (along with my wife). When I took out the blanket, I was confused for a moment... but my 18 month old son who was standing between my legs at the time started dancing and jumping and somehow knew the blanket was for him. I had to bribe him with cookies just to get the thing away from him long enough to take the picture for Reddit. Needless to say, he was a fan, and watching him have that joy over something that somebody clearly took a lot of time to make by hand is amazing.

But then... oh my goodness... Then, I saw my gift.

I still can't get over how much I love this thing. I was dancing like my little son. I don't think you all will get it, but it was a perfect fit for me and my sense of humor. It's a hand needlepointed piece of art of a milk carton that says, "I kill people." Hil-freakin'-arious. I've had a serious allergy to milk my whole life. It's seriously the first time I've put something on the wall that is "me." I wish I had two of them so I could hang one at work... this one might travel back and forth with me for a while.

Thank you so much Secret Santa. You made my day.