If you are looking for the most disgusting way to separate your egg yolks from your egg whites, look no further. The Bogeyman, as so he’s called is a ceramic coffee mug-looking device that allows you to easily separate your egg whites from the yolks by straining it through his nostrils.

Not only is quite disgusting, but there’s just something very satisfying about watching the goopy egg whites slowly make their way through his nostrils. You almost get that same refreshing feeling after emptying your own nostrils while you have a plugged-up nose. Or the sick relief of squeezing out a zit.

To use the snot nosed egg white separator, just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes.

The booger egg separator is creepily shaped like an old man with a giant nose to make it even weirder than it already is. Better yet, the old man’s nose is red so that it looks like he has a cold which makes his snot even more similar to mucus.

Inside of The Bogeyman egg white separator are small holes in the man’s nose that are large enough to allow the egg whites to come out, but not large enough to allow the egg yolks to come out.

It’s recommended to hand wash only using soapy water, and measures 5.5 inches long x 3.7 inches tall x 3.34 inches wide. For those who don’t live in the US of A, it goes like this: 14 cm long x 9.4 cm tall x 8.5 cm wide.

You can get this atrocity on Amazon, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.