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QUIZ

QUORNER

By Dennis

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oted ashion icon and reverse sexist Coco Chanel a- mously said, “A girl should be two things: classy and abulous.” Hey, Coco! What about the legions o heartbro- ken little boys out there who heard that and thought, “What about me, Coco Chanel? WHAT ABOUT ME?!! I can’t be classy and abulous too, just because I have this sad piece o esh hanging between my legs?” Well, boys, I’m here to tell you that you

can

be classy and abulous, and that mean ol’ Coco Chanel can’t hurt you anymore because she’s dead. Like,

super

dead.

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And while that’s certainly good news, the bad news is that becoming a classy and abulous man is a lot harder or men than it is or women. It’s just another one o those undamental unair- nesses our gender has to deal with. That’s right, I’m coming out here and now and saying it— I love ashion. Anyone who’s ever met me will attest that my overall sense o style rivals that o today’s most success-

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