Hostess' labor force walked off the job last week as the company sought to cut pay 8 percent and benefits by up to 32 percent. That leaves workers with a paycheck the size of a Donette.

If the bakers and confectioners don't return by tonight, the company has announced it will go to bankruptcy court to get approval to cease operations as soon as Tuesday. (Read More: Hostess Floats $200 Million in Cost Cuts to Exit Bankruptcy)

America can then say goodbye to Twinkies, "the greatest snack cake on Earth." Talk about a Zinger!

No Twinkies. No fried Twinkies. No Twinkies wrapped in bacon dipped in chocoltyate covered in ice cream.

My brown bag lunch growing up almost always had a Twinkie, Ding Dong or Hostess cupcake (my favorite) inside. Sandwiches were always made with Wonder bread (which Hostess also owns). But, to be honest, I haven't had any of that for years. I'm not alone, and that's been a problem. America's fight against obesity isn't good for empty calories.