with that asshole wizard gone i've got the house to myself. i love it. there are only so many little things i never seemed to pay much attention to when i had to worry about him always being on my ass about something. some of the things i noticed: - i can scream cuss words as loud as i want and nobody will care - that cat is looking awful sexy these days. maybe it's because i've never seen a human female before in my entire life. who knows. but mee-OW. - i knew that perverted old bastard kept a porn stash somewhere, but i never knew where it was until now. actually, it turns out it was just a secret underground wizard lair or something. which is pretty cool, except i started trying to cast spells from the spellbook and it gave me these huge fucking ears for no reason. and then i died, and the game ended. what the fuck? how does getting big ears make you die? whatever, i don't care. like anybody reads this stupid fucking livejournal anyway. i would include a picture of earboy from "all that" stuffing ross perot's fishtank with millions of dollars, but seeing as this is the year 1104 i haven't even seen that episode yet.