Crackpot author theory time with Opos!

Stan has been working on the machine for thirty years, author went crazy thirty years ago. Author was also last in bunker 30 years ago (map with hatch behind it says "1982", so does the calendar.) We are also going to wrap in your post about the experiments into this theory. Everything we know will come together right here, right now.

Here we go. Let's make the assumption that Stan has a twin brother, who does not have a 9 o' clock shadow, and has the special glasses we can see on the wheel, which are shown on his supposed face in the Time Travelers Pig, and on the table in Carpet Diem, which Stan hides.

Now, inside Stan's supposed twin's room, there are two other things that perfectly match the bunker. He has a calendar marked for the 4th of July, 1982, just like the calendars in the bunker, 30 years ago, when the author went crazy. Not only is there a suspiciously similar calendar, but there is also "Experiment #78", something strangely similar to experiment #210, seen in the bunker, things the author created to experiment with. Are you noticing anything similar between Stan's "twin's" room and the authors secret lab?

I'll also add for fun that there is a trophy in that room, possibly for wrestling, which is a scene with a mysterious character with Stan's hair behind a book in it.

Here's more recent proof of Stan's twin theory, Stan has a glove with 6 fingers in the portal room, and if Stan's twin was the author, it would make sense that Stan would have not only a 6 fingered glove, but also a past with bill, a portal under his house, an experiment in his house, and that Stan has the first book. If Stan was the author I don't think he would have buried his own book he needed, so there's that it can't directly be him.

What I'm saying here, and it's gonna blow your minds, is that Stan's brother is the author. We don't even know his name I don't think, so it could even start with an F! Why would Stan have a portal under his house and a 6 fingered glove to go with it? Why are the mysterious glasses we see Stan sentimentally washing in 'Carpet Diem' on the wheel? Why are the calendars in the shack, and the bunker matched up? Why did Stan start working on the portal the moment the Author went crazy? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOWWWWW!!!!!! They all want you to believe the obvious answer, leaked images and all, but what if it was Past Stan / Twin Stan the whole time, and it's all just one big red herring!!!!!!!!!!!! Stan's scanning for something with that portal, searching sectors far and wide, and I have a feeling, 30 years ago, bill came and took Stan's twin far away. There's no proof of that one though, it's just big speculation.