Don't make fun of power.

"Franco Maccari, the Secretary General of Coisp, the Italian police officers' union, said during an interview on Radio24 that he had pressed charges against the demonstrator who kissed an officer's helmet. The kiss took place during a protest march against controversial plans for a new high-speed TAV train line. He explained that if it had happened the other way round, with a police officer kissing a protestor, 'World War Three would have broken out.'"

Won't someone protect the police from kisses?