I have gone and switched it up. What I have been doing has been a lighthearted recap called the Raines Reaction for this football season. But since it is a RECAP of the week in football, bring in the Raines Recap to cover all things NFL Week 10.

Here we go, a new look Raines Recap to NFL Week 10.

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Gruden’s Grinders Grind Out a Thursday Night W

We start in Oakland where Jon ‘rootin tootin Charger shootin’ Gruden coached his Raiders to their 2nd straight win. Triple H, Hunter ‘Helmsley’ Henry looked like a cerebral assasin catching a touchdown. But it was Derek and The Carrs letting the good times roll on Thursday.

Chargers 24 – Raiders 26

Sam Darnold said the Jets Have a Chance at the Playoffs

Cool it, you beat the Giants and are 2-7

The #Jets are 2-7, a week ago they lost to the 0-7 #Dolphins, but Sam Darnold has faith after beating the #Giants



"We still have a chance at the playoffs."pic.twitter.com/aqRr91BTAK — Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) November 10, 2019 C’Mon Man

In the Meadowlands Le’Veon ‘I didn’t hear no’ Bell paced the Jets to a much needed victory over the Giants. Daniel Jones found Golden real es-Tate not once, but twice, and both of which were in the endzone. Darnold has gotten over his fear of ghosts, but Daniel Jones has not. The Jamal Adams family scared the rookie QB into a scoop and score that put a nice bow on the W for the Jets.

Giants 27 – Jets 34

Dan Quinn’s Seat Cools off After Successful Trip to New Orleans

In the big easy, touchdowns were from from easy for the Saints. Drew must of have felt an indoor Brees as the Saints offense couldn’t find the endzone. Michael Thomas Magnum had no problems evading PI calls as he caught 13 balls for 152 yards. But it was Matt Ryan Tedder who had the Falcons seeing a dome full of stars in this one.

Falcons 2 6 – Saints 9

The Titans win a Ryan Tanne-THRILLER

In Music City Damian ‘Hank’ Williams had the Chiefs looking whiskey bent and hell bound after a costly fumble that was picked up and ran back for a touchdown. Ryan Tanne-Faith-Hill didn’t want another heartbreak, and gave the Chiefs this kiss, this kiss of death with a late drive to win it.

Chiefs 32 – Titans 35

Lamar Jackson is Really Good

First 16 career starts



Wins

Lamar Jackson (13)

Patrick Mahomes (12)



Rush Yds

Lamar Jackson (1,258)

LaDainian Tomlinson (1,236)



Passer Rtg

Lamar Jackson (94.4)

Tom Brady (90.1)



Yds per Att

Lamar Jackson (7.6)

Aaron Rodgers (7.5)



Comp Pct

Lamar Jackson (63%)

Drew Brees (61%) — Paul Hembekides (@PaulHembo) November 11, 2019

Lamar: Confirmed Cool Guy. Photo Credits to baltimoreravens.com

In Cincy we go where Lamar ‘Janet’ Jackson was looking like a nasty, nasty boy with another perfect passer rating. Whether the Bengals season is dead or alive, the defense got spun right round, baby, right round, like a record baby. Zac Taylor Swift still sees a blank space in the win column heading into week 10. Seems like he should’ve said no to this Bengals job.

Ravens 49 – Bengals 13

Bills Miss on Two Field Goals and Opportunity to Win in Cleveland

We stay in Ohio where the Bills may knock down Nick Chubb-awamba, but he gets up again and runs for more yards as he compiled 116 yards on sunday. Frank 3 Gores Down found his kryptonite and it was the Browns defense, holding him to 12 rushing yards. Jarvis Dirty Landry kicked em when they were up, kicked em when they were down, and kicked em all around with 97 yards and a touchdown. Freddie threw the Kitchen’s sink at Buffalo in a huge win to get back on track for Cleveland.

Bills 16 – Browns 19

Buccaneers Win Their First Home Game of the Year

To Tampa we head where Christian ‘Bale’ Kirk showed the Dark Knight is rising with 3 touchdowns and 138 yards. But it was Bruce ‘Banner’ Arians who had the Buccaneers defense hulk out at the end of the game to hold the Cardinals charge off.

Cardinals 27 – Buccaneers 30

The Chicago Bears Handle their Business

In the Windy City where Chicago had a steady diet of Mitch Tru-Biscuits and gravy. Taylor Gabriel Iglesias made the Lions defense look like a laughing stock with a touchdown. Jeff ‘Foxworthy’ Driskel did not look smarter than a 5th grade as he ran over the line of scrimmage with the game on the line for the Lions. Nagy wins over Patricia in the battle of Matt’s whose teams are under-performing in this one.

Lions 13 – Bears 20

The Dolphins Have Won How Many in a Row?

At Lucas Oil Stadium, Ryan Fitz-Patrick Bateman showed That it’s hip to have hair, all over his face. Fitzmagic was running wild with a rushing touchdown. The Colts chances of winning with Brian ‘O’Conner’ Hoyer went fast and Frank Reich was furious. The Fins were up behind Jason Sanders 3 field goals that paced Miami there second straight W.

Dolphins 16 – Colts 12

The Aaron Jones Show

To the frozen, snowy tundra of Green Bay where Aaron Jones Thugs and Harmony had the thuggish ruggish bone finding the end zone 3 times. Matt continues to make his opponents bodies hit LaFleur as he coaches the Packers by the Panthers to a record of 8-2.

Panthers 16 – Packers 24

Rams Locked Up by Steelers Defense

We head to the Steel City to finish out the afternoon slate. With a pick 6, Minkah Fitz-Patrick Dempsey picked apart Jared Goff like neural surgery. James Brown Washington was feelin good, and with 90 yards and a touchdown, had Steelers fans gettin up offa that thing after a big W at home against LA.

Rams 12 – Steelers 17

Kirk Cousins Wins a Primetime Game

In Jerry’s world, Dalvin and the Vikings Cook-ed up a big sunday night win for Minnesota. Kyle Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer led the way with 2 touchdowns. Dak Prescott Calvin did his best Santa Clause impression throwing an interception on the last play of the game to give Kirk Cousins a coveted prime time W.

Vikings 28 – Cowboys 24

49ers Take First Loss

We finish the week in San Francisco where Jadeveon ‘Krusty the’ Clowney scooped and took the ball into Krustyland for a touchdown. Jimmy ‘Neutron’ G couldn’t get any of his brain blasts working as he only threw for 232 yards and had 3 turnovers. It came down to a field goal, and Jason – Michael Myers slashed the chances of a 49ers undefeated season.

Seahawks 27 – 49ers 24

What we can look forward to in NFL Week 11

AFC NORTH FOOTBALL

Steelers vs. Browns on Thursday. This game could really prove which team is a contender and which is a pretender. The Browns desperately need wins to keep up in the playoff race, and the Steelers will want to stay hot. So it is a big one in Cleveland on Thursday.

Deshaun Watson vs. Lamar Jackson

Arguably 2 of the 3 MVP favorites are on hand next Sunday. Both are running QBs and both are the future of the NFL. I expect a fun one in Baltimore next Sunday.

Patriots vs. Eagles

Both teams are coming off the bye here. The Patriots are coming off their first loss of the season. The Eagles need to keep up in the NFC playoff race. Should be a fun former Super Bowl matchup next Sunday.

The Bears and Rams both desperately need a win next Sunday. The Bears and Rams face off on Sunday Night Football next week.

Chicago wants to keep up their good play from this past sunday to start a streak and get back into the playoff picture. The Rams are struggling, and the offense looks much worse than it did last year. In a tough NFC conference, it is a must win for both teams next Sunday night.

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