Do you like pot? You should. Even if you don’t smoke the stuff personally, you should still be in favor of its legalization. Why, do you, the informed reader, ask?

Because, if we legalized marijuana, ALL OF AMERICA’S PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED….MAYBE. PROBABLY NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT IT COULD SOLVE LIKE, A LOT OF THEM.

Sorry, rambling. But seriously, legalizing cannabis and then taxing it would save America something in the neighborhood of $14 Billion annually, help to thin out the prison population, and would stop a generation of hipsters from complaining about it on the Internet. Worthy goals indeed.

So, do you want to help legalize marijuana? Still not convinced? What if I offered you some green for it? No, not THAT kind of green (it’s not even supposed to be green anyway, it’s brown.) I mean MONEY. As in, a grand large. All you have to do is go to http://hemp.ly/ and sign up for their email list, and you’ll be entered into a drawing for one thousand American dollars. You’ll also receive emails on things you can do to help fight the good fight to legalize the Reefer we all have come to know and love.

So even if you don’t want to see pot sold in every Starbucks, there is no way in Hell you don’t like free money. So sign up today!……Seriously though, pot is great, you should totally dig it….You know what else is great? Jack Link’s Teriyaki Beef Steak Nuggets…Mmmm…Hold on, Ima get some right now.

-By Angus Macintosh

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