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Giant monsta or kaiju

Godzilla (Japanese: ゴジラ, Hepburn: Gojira, ; [ɡoꜜdʑiɾa] ()) be a gangbangin' fictionizzle monster, or kaiju, originatin from a seriez of Japanese filmz of tha same name. Da characta first rocked up in Ishirō Hondaz 1954 film Godzilla n' became a ghettowide pop culture icon, appearin up in various media, includin 32 films produced by Toho, four Hollywood films n' a shitload of video games, novels, comic books n' television shows. Godzilla has been dubbed the Mackdaddy of tha Monsters, a phrase first used up in Godzilla, Mackdaddy of tha Monsters!, tha Gangstaized version of tha original gangsta film.

Godzilla is depicted as a enormous, destructive, prehistoric sea monsta awakened n' empowered by nuclear radiation. With tha nuclear bombingz of Hiroshima n' Nagasaki n' tha Lucky Dragon 5 incident still fresh up in tha Japanese consciousness, Godzilla was conceived as a metaphor fo' nuclear weapons. Others have suggested dat Godzilla be a metaphor fo' tha United Hoods, a giant beast woken from its slumber which then takes shitty vengeizzle on Japan.[29][30][31] As tha film series expanded, some stories took on less straight-up undertones, portrayin Godzilla as a antihero, or a lesser threat whoz ass defendz humanity. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several post-1984 Godzilla films shifted tha characterz portrayal ta themes includin Japanz forgetfulnizz over its imperial past, natural fuck ups n' tha human condition.[33]

Godzilla has been featured alongside nuff supportin characters. Well shiiiit, it has faced human opponents like fuckin tha JSDF, or other monsters, includin Mack Ghidorah, Mechagodzilla n' Gigan. Godzilla sometimes has allies, like fuckin Rodan, Mothra n' Anguirus, n' offspring, like fuckin Minilla n' Godzilla Junior. Godzilla has also fought charactas from other franchises up in crossover media, like fuckin tha RKO Pictures/Universal Studios porno monsta Mack Kong, as well as various Marvel Comics characters, includin S.H.I.E.L.D.,[34] tha Dunkadelic Four[35] n' tha Avengers.[36]

Tha 411

Name

Gojira (ゴジラ) be a portmanteau of tha Japanese lyrics: gorira (ゴリラ, "gorilla") n' kujira ( e�� ( クジラ ) , "whale"), owin ta tha fact dat up in one plannin stage, Godzilla was busted lyrics bout as "a cross between a gorilla n' a whale", cuz of its size, juice n' aquatic origin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. One ghettofab rap is dat "Gojira" was straight-up tha nickname of a cold-ass lil corpulent stagehand at Toho Studio.[38] Kimi Honda, tha widow of tha director, dissed n' dismissed dis up in a 1998 BBC documentary devoted ta Godzilla, "Da backstage thugs at Toho loved ta joke round wit tall stories".

Godzillaz name was freestyled up in ateji as Gojira (呉爾羅), where tha kanji is used fo' phonetic value n' not fo' meaning.[citation needed] Da Japanese pronunciation of tha name is [ɡoꜜdʑiɾa] (); tha Anglicized form is , wit tha straight-up original gangsta syllable pronounced like tha word "god" n' tha rest rhymin wit "gorilla". In tha Hepburn romanization system, Godzillaz name is rendered as "Gojira", whereas up in tha Kunrei romanization system it is rendered as "Gozira".[citation needed]

Durin tha pimpment of tha Gangsta version of Godzilla Raidz Again (1955), Godzillaz name was chizzled ta "Gigantis", a move initiated by balla Pizzle Schreibman, whoz ass wanted ta create a cold-ass lil characta distinct from Godzilla.

Characteristics

Every film incarnation of Godzilla between 1954 n' 2017

Within tha context of tha Japanese films, Godzillaz exact origins vary yo, but it is generally depicted as a enormous, violent, prehistoric sea monsta awakened n' empowered by nuclear radiation.[41] Although tha specific detailz of Godzillaz appearizzle have varied slightly over tha years, tha overall impression has remained consistent.[42] Inspired by tha fictionizzle Rhedosaurus pimped by animator Ray Harryhausen fo' tha film Da Beast from 20,000 Fathoms,[43] Godzillaz characta design was conceived as dat of a amphibious reptilian monsta based round tha loose concept of a dinosaur[44] wit a erect standin posture, scaly skin, a anthropomorphic torso wit muscular arms, lobed bony plates along its back n' tail, n' a gangbangin' furrowed brow.[45]

Art director Akira Watanabe combined attributez of a Tyrannosaurus, a Iguanodon, a Stegosaurus n' a alligator[46] ta form a sort of blended chimera, inspired by illustrations from a issue of Life magazine. To emphasise tha monsterz relationshizzle wit tha atomic bomb, its skin texture was inspired by tha keloid scars peeped on survivors up in Hiroshima.[48] Da basic design has a reptilian visage, a robust build, a upright posture, a long-ass tail n' three rowz of serrated plates along tha back. In tha original gangsta film, tha plates was added fo' purely aesthetic purposes, up in order ta further differentiate Godzilla from any other livin or extinct creature. Godzilla is sometimes depicted as chronic up in comics, cartoons n' porno postas yo, but tha costumes used up in tha pornos was probably painted charcoal grey wit bone-white dorsal plates up until tha film Godzilla 2000: Millennium.[49]

In tha original gangsta Japanese films, Godzilla n' all tha other monstas is referred ta wit gender-neutral pronouns equivalent ta "it", while up in tha Gangsta dubbed versions, Godzilla is explicitly busted lyrics bout as a male, like fuckin up in tha title of Godzilla, Mackdaddy of tha Monsters!. In tha 1998 film Godzilla, tha monsta is referred ta as a thug n' is depicted layin eggs all up in parthenogenesis.[52] In tha Legendary Godzilla films, Godzilla is referred ta as a male.

Godzillaz allegiizzle n' motivations have chizzled from film ta film ta suit tha needz of tha rap fo' realz. Although Godzilla do not like humans,[55] it will fight alongside humanitizzle against common threats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it make no special effort ta protect human game or property[56] n' will turn against its human allies on a whim. Well shiiiit, it aint motivated ta battle by predatory instinct: it do not smoke people[57] n' instead sustains itself on nuclear radiation[58] n' a omnivorous diet.[59] When inquired if Godzilla was "phat or bad", balla Shogo Tomiyama likened it ta a Shinto "Dogg of Destruction" which lacks moral agency n' cannot be held ta human standardz of phat n' evil. "Dude straight-up destroys every last muthafuckin thang n' then there be a rebirth. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Somethang freshly smoked up n' fresh can begin."[57]

Abilities

Godzilla (1954) Godzillaz atomic heat beam, as shown up in(1954)

Mack Kong vs. Godzilla (1962). This film attracted tha highest Japanese box crib attendizzle figures up in tha entire Godzilla series ta date. Godzilla battlez Mack Kong up in(1962). This film attracted tha highest Japanese box crib attendizzle figures up in tha entireseries ta date.

Godzillaz signature weapon is its "atomic heat beam" (also known as "atomic breath"[61]), nuclear juice dat it generates inside of its body, uses electromagnetic force ta concentrate it tha fuck into a laser-like high velocitizzle projectile n' unleashes from its jaws up in tha form of a funky-ass blue or red radioactizzle beam.[62] Tohoz special effects department has used various steez ta render tha beam, from physical gas-powered flames[63] ta hand-drawn or computer-generated fire. Godzilla is shown ta possess immense physical strength n' muscularitizzle yo. Haruo Nakajima, tha hustla whoz ass played Godzilla up in tha original gangsta films, was a black belt up in judo n' used his wild lil' fuckin expertise ta choreograph tha battle sequences.[64]

Godzilla is amphibious: it has a preference fo' traversin Earthz hydrosphere when up in hibernation or migration, can breathe underwater[62] n' is busted lyrics bout up in tha original gangsta film by tha characta Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yamane as a transitionizzle form between a marine n' a terrestrial reptile. Godzilla is shown ta have pimped out vitality: it is immune ta conventionizzle weaponry props ta its rugged hide n' mobilitizzle ta regenerate,[65] n' as a result of survivin a nuclear explosion, it cannot be fucked wit by anythang less bangin naaahhmean, biatch? It be a electromagnetic pulse-producin organ up in its body which generates a asymmetrical permeable shield makin it impervious ta all damage except fo' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short period when tha organ recycles.

Various non-canonical films, televizzle shows, comics n' game have depicted Godzilla wit additionizzle powers, like fuckin a atomic pulse,[66] magnetism,[67] precognition,[68] fireballs,[69] a electric bite,[70] superhuman speed,[71] laser beams emitted from its eyes[72] n' even flight.[73]

Roar

Godzilla has a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distinctizzle disyllabic roar (transcribed up in nuff muthafuckin comics as Skreeeonk!),[74][75] which was pimped by composer Akira Ifukube, whoz ass produced tha sound by rubbin a pine-tar-resin-coated gludd along tha strang of a contrabass n' then slowin down tha playback.[76] In tha Gangsta version of Godzilla Raidz Again (1955) titled Gigantis tha Fire Monster, Godzillaz roar was mostly substituted wit dat of tha monsta Anguirus. From Da Return of Godzilla (1984) ta Godzilla vs. Mackdaddy Ghidorah (1991), Godzilla was given a thugged-out deeper n' mo' threatening-soundin roar than up in previous films, though dis chizzle was reverted from Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992) onwards.[77] For tha 2014 Gangsta film, sound editors Ethan Van der Ryn n' Erik Aadahl refused ta disclose tha source of tha soundz used fo' they Godzillaz roar.[76] Aadahl busted lyrics bout tha two syllablez of tha roar as representin two different wack erections, wit tha straight-up original gangsta expressin fury n' tha second conveyin tha characterz ass.[78]

Size

Teizô Toshimitsu sculptin a prototype fo' Godzillaz design

Godzillaz size is inconsistent, changin from film ta film, n' even from scene ta scene, fo' tha sake of artistic license.[57] Da miniature sets n' costumes was typically built at a ​1⁄ 25 �"​1⁄ 50 scale[79] n' filmed at 240 frames per second ta create tha illusion of pimped out size.[80] In the original gangsta 1954 film, Godzilla was scaled ta be 50 m (164 ft) tall.[81] This was done so Godzilla could just peer over tha phattest buildings up in Tokyo all up in tha time. In tha 1956 Gangsta version, Godzilla is estimated ta be 122 m (400 ft) tall, cuz balla Joseph E. Levine felt dat 50 m did not sound "powerful enough".

As tha series progressed Toho would rescale tha character, eventually makin Godzilla as tall as 100 m (328 ft).[83] This was done so dat it would not be dwarfed by tha newer, bigger buildings up in Tokyoz skyline, like fuckin tha 243-meter-tall (797 ft) Tokyo Metropolitan Posse Building which Godzilla fucked wit up in tha film Godzilla vs. Mackdaddy Ghidorah (1991). Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Supplementary shiznit, like fuckin characta profiles, would also depict Godzilla as weighin between 20,000 n' 60,000 metric tons (22,000 n' 66,000 short tons).[81][83]

In tha Gangsta film Godzilla (2014) from Legendary Pictures, Godzilla was scaled ta be 108.2 m (355 ft) n' weighin 90,000 metric tons (99,000 short tons), makin it tha phattest film version at dat time.[84] Director Gareth Edwards wanted Godzilla "to be all kindsa big-ass as ta be peeped from anywhere up in tha hood yo, but not too big-ass dat his schmoooove ass couldn't be obscured".[85] For Shin Godzilla (2016), Godzilla was made even talla than tha Legendary version, at 118.5 m (389 ft).[86][87] In Godzilla: Hood of tha Monsters (2017), Godzillaz height was increased further still ta 300 m (984 ft),[88] tha tallest height fo' tha characta ta date. In Godzilla: Mackdaddy of tha Monsters (2019), Godzillaz height was increased ta 119.8 m (393 ft) from tha 2014 incarnation.[89]

Special effects details

Godzillaz appearizzle has traditionally been portrayed up in tha films by an hustla bustin a latex costume, though tha characta has also been rendered up in animatronic, stop-motion n' computer-generated form.[90][91] Takin inspiration from Mack Kong, special effects artist Eiji Tsuburaya had initially wanted Godzilla ta be portrayed via stop-motion yo, but prohibitizzle deadlines n' a lack of experienced animators up in Japan all up in tha time made suitmation mo' practical.

Da first suit consisted of a funky-ass body cavitizzle made of thin wires n' bamboo wrapped up in chicken wire fo' support n' covered up in fabric n' cushions, which was then coated up in latex. Da first suit was held together by lil' small-ass hooks on tha back, though subsequent Godzilla suits incorporated a zipper n' shit. Its weight was up in excess of 100 kg (220 lb).[49] Prior ta 1984, most Godzilla suits was made from scratch, thus resultin up in slight design chizzlez up in each film appearance. Da most notable chizzlez durin tha 1960s-70s was tha reduction up in Godzillaz number of toes n' tha removal of tha characterz external ears n' prominent fangs, features which would lata be reincorporated up in tha Godzilla designs from Da Return of Godzilla (1984) onward. Da most consistent Godzilla design was maintained from Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989) ta Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995), when tha suit was given a cold-ass lil cat-like grill n' double rowz of teeth.

Yo, nuff muthafuckin suit hustlas had bullshit up in struttin as Godzilla, cuz of tha suits' weight, lack of ventilation n' diminished visibility.[49] Kenpachiro Satsuma up in particular, whoz ass portrayed Godzilla from 1984 ta 1995, busted lyrics bout how tha fuck tha Godzilla suits da thug wore was even heavier n' hotta than they predecessors cuz of tha incorporation of animatronics.[95] Satsuma his dirty ass suffered a shitload of medicinal thangs durin his cold-ass tenure, includin oxygen deprivation, near-drowning, concussions, electric shocks n' lacerations ta tha hairy-ass legs from tha suits' steel wire reinforcements bustin all up in tha rubber padding.

Da ventilation problem was partially solved up in tha suit used up in 1994z Godzilla vs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SpaceGodzilla, which was tha straight-up original gangsta ta include a air duct, which allowed suit hustlas ta last longer durin performances. In Da Return of Godzilla (1984), some scenes made use of a 16-foot high robotic Godzilla (dubbed tha "Cybot Godzilla") fo' use up in close-up shotz of tha creaturez head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Cybot Godzilla consisted of a hydraulically-powered mechanical endoskeleton covered up in urethane skin containin 3,000 computa operated parts which permitted it ta tilt its head n' move its lips n' arms.

In Godzilla (1998), special effects artist Patrick Tatopoulos was instructed ta redesign Godzilla as a incredibly fast runner.[99] At one point, dat shiznit was planned ta use motion capture from a human ta create tha movementz of tha computer-generated Godzilla yo, but dat shiznit was holla'd ta have ended up lookin too much like a playa up in a suit.[100] Tatopoulos subsequently reimagined tha creature as a lean, digitigrade bipedal, iguana-like creature dat stood wit its back n' tail parallel ta tha ground, rendered via CGI.[101]

Yo, nuff muthafuckin scenes had tha monsta portrayed by stuntmen up in suits, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da suits was similar ta dem used up in tha Toho films, wit tha hustlas' headz bein located up in tha monsterz neck region, n' tha facial movements controlled via animatronics. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat cuz of tha creaturez horizontal posture, tha stuntmen had ta wear metal leg extenders, which allowed dem ta stand two metas (six feet) off tha ground wit they feet bent forward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da filmz special effects crew also built a ​1⁄ 6 scale animatronic Godzilla fo' close-up scenes, whose size outmatched dat of Stan Winstonz T. rex up in Jurassic Park. Kurt Carley performed tha suitmation sequences fo' tha adult Godzilla.[12]

In Godzilla (2014), tha characta was portrayed entirely via CGI. Godzillaz design up in tha reboot was intended ta stay legit ta dat of tha original gangsta series, though tha filmz special effects crew strove ta make tha monsta "more dynamic than a muthafucka up in a funky-ass big-ass rubber suit."[103] To create a CG version of Godzilla, tha Movin Picture Company (MPC) studied various muthafuckas like fuckin bears, Komodo dragons, lizards, lions n' wolves which helped tha visual effects artists visualize Godzillaz body structure like dat of its underlyin bone, fat n' muscle structure as well as tha thicknizz n' texture of its scales.[104] Motion capture was also used fo' a shitload of Godzillaz movements, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. T.J. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Storm provided tha performizzle capture fo' Godzilla by bustin sensors up in front of a chronic screen.[14] Storm reprised tha role of Godzilla up in Godzilla: Mackdaddy of tha Monsters, portrayin tha characta all up in performizzle capture.[16] In Shin Godzilla, a majoritizzle of tha characta was portrayed via CGI, wit Mansai Nomura portrayin Godzilla all up in motion capture.[11]

Appearances

Cultural impact

Godzilla is one of da most thugged-out recognizable symbolz of Japanese ghettofab culture ghettowide,[105][106] n' remains a blingin facet of Japanese films, embodyin tha kaiju subset of tha tokusatsu genre. Godzillaz vaguely humanoid appearizzle n' strained, lumberin movements endeared it ta Japanese crews, whoz ass could relate ta Godzilla as a sympathetic character, despite its wrathful nature.[107] Audiences respond positively ta tha characta cuz it acts outta rage n' self-preservation n' shows where science n' technologizzle can go wrong.[108]

In 1967, tha Keukdong Entertainment Company of Downtown Korea, wit thang assistizzle from Toei Company, produced Yongary, Monsta from tha Deep, a reptilian monsta whoz ass invades Downtown Korea ta consume oil. Da film n' characta has often been branded as a imitation of Godzilla.[110]

Godzilla has been considered a gangbangin' filmographic metaphor fo' tha United Hoods, as well as a allegory of nuclear weapons up in general. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da earlier Godzilla films, especially tha original, portrayed Godzilla as a gangbangin' frightenin nuclear-spawned monsta n' shit. Godzilla represented tha fears dat nuff Japanese held bout tha atomic bombingz of Hiroshima n' Nagasaki n' tha possibilitizzle of recurrence.[111]

As tha series progressed, so did Godzilla, changin tha fuck into a less destructizzle n' mo' heroic character.[112][113] Ghidorah (1964) was tha turnin point up in Godzillaz transformation from villain ta hero, by pittin his ass against a pimped outa threat ta humanity, Mack Ghidorah.[114] Godzilla has since been viewed as a anti-hero.[112] Roger Ebert cites Godzilla as a notable example of a villain-turned-hero, along wit Mackdaddy Kong, Jaws (Jizzy Bizzo), tha Terminator, n' Rambo.[115]

Godzilla is considered "the original gangsta radioactizzle superhero" cuz of his thugged-out accidental radioactizzle origin story prepimpin Spider-Man (1962 debut),[112] though Godzilla did not become a pimp until Ghidorah up in 1964.[114] By tha 1970s, Godzilla came ta be viewed as a superhero, wit tha magazine Mack of tha Monsters up in 1977 describin Godzilla as "Superhero of tha '70s." Godzilla had surpassed Superman n' Batman ta become "da most thugged-out universally ghettofab superhero of 1977" accordin ta Dizzle F. Glut.[116] Godzilla was also voted da most thugged-out ghettofab movie monster up in Da Monsta Times poll up in 1973, whoopin Count Dracula, Mack Kong, tha Wolf Man, tha Mummy, tha Creature From tha Black Lagoon, n' tha Frankenstein Monster.[117]

In 1996, Godzilla received tha MTV Lifetime Achievement Award,[118] as well as bein given a star on tha Hollywood Walk of Hype up in 2004 ta big-up tha premiere of tha characterz 50th anniversary film, Godzilla: Final Wars.[119] Godzillaz pop-cultural impact has hustled ta tha creation of a shitload of parodies n' tributes, as peeped up in media like fuckin Bambi Meets Godzilla, which was ranked as one of tha "50 top billin cartoons",[120] two episodez of Mystery Science Theata 3000[121] n' tha cold lil' woo wop "Godzilla" by Blue �-ysta Cult.[122] Godzilla has also been used up in advertisements, like fuckin up in a cold-ass lil commercial fo' Nike, where Godzilla lost a oversized one-on-one game of basketball ta a giant version of NBA playa Charlez Barkley.[123] Da commercial was subsequently adapted tha fuck into a comic book illustrated by Jeff Butler.[124] Godzilla has also rocked up in a cold-ass lil commercial fo' Snickers candy bars, which served as a indirect promo fo' tha 2014 porno. Godzillaz success inspired tha creation of a shitload of other monsta characters, like fuckin Gamera,[126] Reptilicus of Denmark,[127] Yonggary of Downtown Korea, Pulgasari of Uptown Korea,[128] Gorgo of tha United Mackdaddydom[129] n' tha Cloverfield monster of tha United Hoods.[130]

Godzillaz hype n' saurian appearizzle has hyped up tha scientistical hood. Gojirasaurus be a dubious genus of coelophysid dinosaur, named by paleontologist n' admitted Godzilla hustla Kenneth Carpenter.[131] Dakosaurus be a extinct marine crocodile of tha Jurassic Period, which researchers informally nicknamed "Godzilla".[132] Paleontologists have freestyled tongue-in-cheek speculatizzle articlez bout Godzillaz biology, wit Ken Carpenta tentatively classifyin it as a ceratosaur based on its skull shape, four-fingered handz n' dorsal scutes, n' paleontologist Darren Naish expressin skepticizzle while commentin on Godzillaz unusual morphology.[133]

Godzillaz ubiquitizzle up in pop-culture has hustled ta tha mistaken assumption dat tha characta is up in tha hood domain, resultin up in litigation by Toho ta protect they corporate asset from becomin a generic trademark. In April 2008, Subway depicted a giant monsta up in a cold-ass lil commercial fo' they Five Dollar Footlong sandwich promotion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Toho filed a lawsuit against Subway fo' rockin tha characta without permission, demandin $150,000 up in compensation.[134] In February 2011, Toho sued Honda fo' depictin a gangbangin' fire-breathang monsta up in a cold-ass lil commercial fo' tha Honda Odyssey. Da monsta was never mentioned by name, bein peeped briefly on a vizzle screen inside tha minivan.[135] Da Sea Shepherd Conservation Posse christened a vessel tha MV Gojira. Its purpose is ta target n' harass Japanese whalaz up in defense of whalez up in tha Downtown Ocean Whale Sanctuary. Da MV Gojira was renamed tha MV Brigitte Bardot up in May 2011, cuz of legal heat from Toho.[136] Gojira is tha name of a French death metal crew, formerly known as Godzilla; legal problems forced tha crew ta chizzle they name.[137] In May 2015, Toho launched a lawsuit against Voltage Pictures over a planned picture starrin Anne Hathaway. Promotionizzle material busted out all up in tha Cannes Film Gangbang used imagez of Godzilla.[138]

Steven Spielberg cited Godzilla as a inspiration fo' Jurassic Park (1993), specifically Godzilla, Mackdaddy of tha Monsters! (1956), which he grew up watching. Spielberg busted lyrics bout Godzilla as "da most thugged-out masterful of all tha dinosaur pornos cuz it made you believe dat shiznit was straight-up happening." Godzilla also hyped up tha Spielberg film Jaws (1975).[141][142] Godzilla has also been cited as a inspiration by filmmakers Martin Scorsese n' Slim Tim Burton.

Da main-belt asterizzle 101781 Gojira, discovered by Gangsta astronomer Roy Tucker all up in tha Goodricke-Pigott Observatory up in 1999, was named up in honor of tha creature.[144] Da straight-up legit namin citation was published by tha Minor Hood Center on 11 July 2018 (M.P.C. 110635).[145]

Cultural ambassador

To encourage tourizzle up in April 2015 tha central Shinjuku ward of Tokyo named Godzilla a straight-up legit cultural ambassador. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Durin a unveilin of a giant Godzilla bust at Toho headquarters, Shinjuku mayor Kenichi Yoshizumi stated "Godzilla be a cold-ass lil characta dat is tha pride of Japan." Da mayor extended a residency certificate ta a hustla up in a rubber suit representin Godzilla yo, but as tha suitz handz was not designed fo' grasping, dat shiznit was accepted on Godzillaz behalf by a Toho executive. Reportas noted dat Shinjuku ward has been flattened by Godzilla up in three Toho pornos.[146][147]

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