"Choose Your Own Adventure" part:

First, 5 pieces of flattery for you:



Your code is magical The way you can do MVC programming is impressive I love how fast you can type Wow. Didn't know you knew all those UNIX commands It's so hot that you use Chrome 'cause it loads faster

So why would you be interested in checking out SumoMe?

"Generic thing that all companies say" You'll get to be your own boss. It's pretty fun to work on something that impacts the lives of 1,000,000,000+ a month We pay above-market rates, but if you're just looking for a "job", then we're really not the right place for you. We also have a bar in our office=) It's nice to work on a "real" business aka a profitable one... You'll be with great people from Facebook, MIT, Microsoft, Booking.com, Mint.com and a guy who hacked the government. One guy is working on living until 400 years old!



This is me sad 'cause I'm spending my whole day looking for you





Now I'm kinda happy 'cause you are still reading this post





Pretty neat. We have an indoor bar.





You made it this far. Email unicorn at this domain with your LinkedIn profile and if I respond you get a $10 Chipotle gift card within 12 hours! That's it :)

This is a love letter for you.I've been looking for you. It's so hard to find you 'cause you prefer to be making things behind a computer instead of looking for a new job.I know, I do, too.Wow, so many I's when this post is actually all about YOU.So: Why bother reading this and why did I write it?1- Keep reading if you think you are one of the best developers you know, you love the idea of creation through programming & you enjoy tacos.2- Stop reading if you just want a "job", if working in a fun team culture doesn't matter to you or if you hate the amazingness of Austin, TX.The BEST developers are already employed and actually like their jobs. Dang, so how are awesome hiring companies supposed to find them?Feeling good? Great. That's how you should always feel. Think of this as a sneak preview of how I personally and we at SumoMe would make you feel on daily basis.When you do average things, you get average people. We don't really like hiring those people.Here's the deal: SumoMe— is building the app store for the web—is at a bottleneck.Since text is boring I thought I'd add a few photos to make you more convinced that I want to talk to you :)