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You can call them almost anything

There are numerous slang terms for the mustache. Most reflect its tendency to retain food and drink or its association with sex:

-Bristle batons

-Bro-stache

-Cookie duster

-Crumb catcher

-Face-lace

-Grass grin

-Lip shadow

-Manometer

-Mouthbrow

-Moz

-Mr. Tickles

-Tea strainer

-Upper lipholstery

-Whiskers

-Wing

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