Yup. Yup. Yup. Loyal John. The best D.C. Athlete of my lifetime did it. Broke out the clutch gene in the biggest Wiz game of my life and drilled a game winning 3 pointer with just a few seconds left in the 4th quarter to put the Wizards up one. One of the biggest shots in Wizards history right there. And here’s how I went through it.

1.) Cracked my knuckles furiously as the players on both teams set up.

2.) Let out little yelps of shortened breaths as the Wizards nearly didn’t get the ball inbounded.

3.) Heaved a massive sigh of relief when John came to the ball and got it, setting up inside halfcourt.

4.) Experienced my heart completely stop working as John decided to pull a deep ass 3 with a few seconds left in the game. I may have yelled, but I also may have been unconscious.

5.) Saw the shot go in, yelled out nonsensical gibberish immediately, proceeded to jump in the air, then come down and roll my ankle (which is just now starting to feel sore as I come down off my adrenaline rush.)

Now for the Celtic’s play

6.) Get really nervous again and start shaking viciously

7.) Get overly loud when I forget we have a foul to give when Oubre fouled Olynyk

8.) Watch Isaiah Thomas get the ball and hold my breath as he shoots a shot that I am almost sure will miraculously go in.

9.) Watch the shot not go in.

10.) Continued yelling and jumping

11.) Stood up on my couch like I was John Wall standing on the scorer’s table.

12.) Check to make sure I hadn’t accidentally released any bodily fluids in these last seconds.

13.) Change clothes

14.) Watch John’s post game interview and feel my belly fill with passionate flames for game 7

15.) Shed one proud tear while watching the shot on repeat as I prepared for bed.

And that’s how one of the greatest, most important nights of my life occurred right there.

Thank you Wizards.

Thank you John Wall.