In a bizarre event that could have only happened in Florida, a man has bitten his brother’s penis off after he found him having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket. It’s still unknown what pissed him off: the incest or the fact that they did it on his favorite blanket, or maybe both. We don’t know for sure, and we might never know. What we do know is that what he did was extreme.

He was arrested yesterday, and said that “he regrets nothing” and “this way it will never ever happen again”, and he’s kind of right about that.

Her cousin could only describe him as “savage”, and she hopes he rots in prison.