This has got the be the fastest beheading ever. It’s as if the victim’s head spontaneously detached. You could hardly behead someone this fast with a chainsaw, let alone with a knife.

Do Arabs view beheadings as we view porn? If you listen to the intensifying Snackbaring in these beheading videos from the Middle East, it doesn’t sound too far from fake moans porn stars make to fake orgasms. Snackbar pissed in my mouth I caaaaaaame!

The video is from Iraq. The beheading was carried out by Al Qaeda affiliated militants (Al-Sunna Sunni extremists), the victim was a Mehadi army member (Shia Muslim). In Iraq, if you’re going to have a smoke outside, take a camera with you. You never know – there could be a curbside beheading happening at any given moment.

Thanks @ThaDRIP for the tip: