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Pig: Sometimes I hope that some alien planet attacks us. So that everyone on Earth has to work together and put aside all the silly beliefs that divide us. Goat: That's a beautiful thought, pig. Pig: Sort of like how the Fonz and Mr. Kotter and Charlie's Angels all played for the same team on "Battle of the Network Stars." Rat: Beautiful thought ruined. Goat: Weren't C.B.S. and N.B.C. battling against them? Pig: Oh, I hated C.B.S.!