Someone (who goes by the name CFBin30 on YouTube) finally decided to compile the best quotes from Mike Leach’s head coaching career…and for that we should all be thankful.

All the iconic ones from his days at Texas Tech, to his more recent ones at Wazzu are covered, including “fat little girlfriends,” if there is life on other planets, how dating will change in 10 years, and of course his 64 team playoff idea.

Sit back, press play, and just soak up the treasure that Mike Leach is.