A Complicated Song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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This is the seventh track on Poodle Hat by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne. This belongs to "Weird Al" Yankovic and this was put up for entertainment only.



Uh huh ... extra cheese

Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

Nineteen extra larges

What a shame

No one came



Just us eatin' all alone

You said, "Take the pizza home"

"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"

So then I faced



Pizza all day

And every day

This cheese 'round the clock

Is gettin' me blocked

And I sure don't care

For irregularity



Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?

'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated

In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain

And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain

Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?

No no no



I was feelin' pretty down

'Till my girlfriend came around

We're just so alike in every way

I gotta say



In fact, I just thought I might

Pop the question there that night

I was kissing her so tenderly

But woe is me



Who would have guessed

Her family crest

I'd suddely spy

Tattooed on her thigh

And son-of-a-gun

It's just like the one on me



Tell me

How was I supposed to know we were both related?

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated

What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose

And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?

No no no no no no no

No no no no no no no

No no no no no



I had so much on my mind

I thought maybe I'd unwind

Try out that new roller coaster ride

And the guide



Said not to stand

But that's a demand

That I couldn't meet

I got on my feet

And stood up instead

And knocked off my head, you see



Tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it

Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore

I can't belch or yodel anymore

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated



Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)

I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated

What a bummer

Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze

But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now

Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated

No no no by anthonyjaysimpson 3:40 - 71,712 viewsThis is the seventh track on Poodle Hat by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne. This belongs to "Weird Al" Yankovic and this was put up for entertainment only.Uh huh ... extra cheeseUh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for mePizza party at your houseI went just to check it outNineteen extra largesWhat a shameNo one cameJust us eatin' all aloneYou said, "Take the pizza home""No sense lettin' all this go to waste"So then I facedPizza all dayAnd every dayThis cheese 'round the clockIs gettin' me blockedAnd I sure don't careFor irregularityTell meWhy'd you have to go and make me so constipated?'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuatedIn the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strainAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the painOh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?No no noI was feelin' pretty down'Till my girlfriend came aroundWe're just so alike in every wayI gotta sayIn fact, I just thought I mightPop the question there that nightI was kissing her so tenderlyBut woe is meWho would have guessedHer family crestI'd suddely spyTattooed on her thighAnd son-of-a-gunIt's just like the one on meTell meHow was I supposed to know we were both related?Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have datedWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and proposeAnd get hitched and have kids with eleven toesAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?No no no no no no noNo no no no no no noNo no no no noI had so much on my mindI thought maybe I'd unwindTry out that new roller coaster rideAnd the guideSaid not to standBut that's a demandThat I couldn't meetI got on my feetAnd stood up insteadAnd knocked off my head, you seeTell meWhy'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate itSuch a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snoreI can't belch or yodel anymoreCan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports IllustratedOh noWhy'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritatedWhat a bummerCan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeezeBut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze nowHaven't been the same since my head and I were separatedNo no no

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