My secret Santa sent me a teaser message end of last month telling me to expect my gift in a few days and to share with my wife and daughter. I assumed it was some Xmas snacks and candy. Maybe an advent calendar or one of those popcorn tins with the three diffrent kinds of popcorn.

Yesterday I sent my SS a message asking if they had a tracking number. I kept checking my mail everyday for my snack pack all excited and then being bummed because it did not show. I was afraid maybe one of my neighbors ate my gift and didnt tell me. My SS sent me tracking number and it showed out of state but then suddenly by end of day yesterday it was marked as delivered.

I quickly called my daughter to run and check the mail. The little stinker didnt answer her phone. I texted her, still no reply. I facebook message her. The anticipation was killing me. I was so frustrated lol why won she answer. Damn teenagers! Anyways after what felt like forever she answers and tells me i have a package. I am at work still and am all excited. Her and my wife where making dinner and my daughter is begging me to let her open it up. Since i am supposed to share anyways I figured why not let her. I told her to take pictures and send them to me at work.

First picture is a beautifully wrapped gift box. Definitely not popcorn. She takes what feels like forever to send second pic. I am wondering if it is a box of fancy chocolates. What can fit in their that we are supposed to share? Then I thought maybe some movies. The second pic shows a wonderful note explaining that my SS is a veteran redditor for years and wanted to go all out. And then again my wife and daughter think its funny to wait a couple minutes before sendin me third pic. The friggin anticipation is killing me at this time. I look more closely and see the second picture they sent me with the note also says to contact amazon for the warranty. Why in hell wont they tell me what we got!!! Im sending them multiple texts "tell me what it is. " They took so long because they were confused. They sent me the next picture. It's a freakin Kindle Fire HD!!! They thought it must be a mistake. Maybe SS sent us wrong item. I couldn't believe it myself. My wife was kind enough to register it and charge it so when I got home i could play with it. We all played on it and took turns checking it out. This morning when I went to grab i was missing from charger. Damn kid was playing YouTube miso videos while getting ready for school lmao Thanks pissysissy for giving us something to fight over hahaha. Seriously though you have gone way above and beyond and my entire family is thankfull to you for your hugely generous gift this holiday season.