In less than 24 hours, Donald Trump is scheduled to land in Charlevoix, Quebec, for the annual G7 Summit. And thanks to his ill-considered, self-defeating, pointlessly belligerent trade “policies,” no one is particularly excited to see him. France and Germany have said they may not sign the joint statement that typically concludes these gatherings, filling all parties with the warm glow of global cooperation. Emmanuel Macron is tweeting warning shots. (“The American President may not mind being isolated, but neither do we mind signing a 6 country agreement if need be. Because these 6 countries represent values, they represent an economic market which . . . is now a true international force,” he fired off Thursday afternoon.) Justin Trudeau has called Trump’s tariffs “laughable” and said that his “unacceptable actions are going to harm his own citizens.” Angela Merkel has vowed to take Trump to task on trade and Iran. Not helping matters is the fact that rather than use the meeting to ease tensions and engage in diplomacy that might actually benefit the U.S., the president is reportedly itching for a fight, and is already threatening to behave in the sort of manner that, if he were at a restaurant, would result in the manager approaching his table and telling him, “Sir, we’re going to need to ask you to leave.” That is, if he shows up at all.

According to a new report, Trump has privately complained to his aides about having to spend a whole two days in Canada, “believing the trip is a distraction from his upcoming Singapore summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un—the one he said Thursday he doesn’t “have to prepare very much for,” because it’s “about attitude.” The president also reportedly thinks the summit won’t be a good use of his time because he “is diametrically opposed on many key issues with his counterparts,” and, as has become glaringly evident over the past 500 days, conflict-resolution and consensus building are not exactly is forte. Plus, he hates sleeping in non-Trump branded beds, and traveling to places that don’t cater to his culinary preferences (well-done steak and ketchup). “Trump is a man who likes to be on the couch with a good cheeseburger and likes to watch TV—he’s a homebody,” said his longtime friend Roger Stone in reference to the then-candidate’s frequent departures from the campaign trail. “He likes being in his own bed, even if it means coming into Teterboro or LaGuardia after midnight.”

But there’s another reason for the reported “staff-level discussions for several days about whether Trump may pull the plug on the trip and send Vice President Pence in his stead,” as he did for a summit in Peru last April: Atomic Tangerine is a pathological narcissist who only enjoys traveling to destinations where his exquisitely delicate and wildly inflated ego will be appropriately catered to, per The Washington Post: