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Voting is completed in the final region of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2020, and here are your final 8 ratchets who will be moving on to round 2.

I thought Bristol Blarney would run away with this tournament but I’m not so sure anymore. She has arguably the toughest road ahead of any one seed. Luke Noble is extremely ratchet, and she also has Failure Swift, Nikki Evans, Vicky Vicodin, and Landon Steele IN HER BRACKET!! If she survives that she could get Abrams or Kylie in the Final Four. At this point it’s anyone’s tournament. My Welsh friend David called in from across the pond and did the Live show with me last night. We discussed who we though would win (44:15) as well as my new war with turtle riding atheists, who apparently are not allowed to be satirized. Round 2 starts Monday.

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