Iron Man met a Fan / C-Section Comics

Iron Man met a fan,

dirty blonde and slightly tanned.

Towards him she quickly ran.

He thought a selfie was her plan,

but she had quite a different plan:

She plugged her charger to the man,

since out of battery she ran.

This act unsettled Iron Man,

and so he shouted at the fan:

“Use a power saving plan!

And if you stick that little charger

in my body once again,

mark my words you little bugger,

they’ll find your body in a van.”

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