So, a little background. I informed my secret Santa that, among my many interests, I love craft beer that cannot be had in my area, and that I also love roads. We had this exchange:

SS: Sommit tells me a calendar of exotic roads wouldn't be the best idea _-; Being that you probably enjoy traveling them, not just looking at their "lusty curves".

Me: I enjoy looking at their lusty curves, too! /r/infrastructureporn is a thing. You can't unsee it now. http://i.imgur.com/3OX2aW2.jpg... mmm, yeah, I'd drive the SHIT out of that road.

So, my gift arrived today, and what do I find? Several VERY local seasonal brews from Bellingham, WA!

Not only that, but I received a photo of a road with very lusty curves, complete with a lipstick kiss!

This is an amazing and creative gift. Santa really came through! Thanks, whoever you are, for giving me a great laugh and some fantastic-looking brews.