Today is Black Friday, Cards Against Humanity’s favorite holiday. This year, we want to remind everyone of the reason for the season: deals.

Holy fuck have we got some deals. Every ten minutes, a new deal will go live on this page. Don’t be frightened by the deals. Just click and let the savings wash over you.

As the ancient Mayans foretold, a savings event of this magnitude only occurs once every thousand years. Act now while supplies last.