hell ya boy he give her the ol one two know what I'm sayingg! That being said I'm sure glad I didn't impregnate my money stealing, cake throwing, succubus of an EX. Let me tell you mister those dark times really were hell! Although the space allotted here can't possibly suffice to elaborate in detail on the long list of My EX Succubus's egocentric witticisms—including the surly, the unpleasant, the benighted, and especially the inane—I'll use what little space I have to expose My EX's screeds for what they really are. Let me begin by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, My EX accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does she aver I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept her claim that she holds a universal license that allows her to pit people against each other? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. This is hardly an ersatz sideshow. It is instead a matter of My EX not bothering to listen, not taking seriously the foundational work being done to provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of infantile phallocentrism. If My EX were listening, she would find that she commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. She then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for her to beat plowshares into swords.

Sure, My EX talks the talk, but does she walk the walk? While I don't know the answer to that particular question, I do know that My EX's mutinous revenge fantasies take away what few freedoms we have left. My EX then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. Her reaction to our latest crisis diligently fulfils the first law of reactive politics. That is to say, do something, no matter how squalid. Issue orders. Look busy. Forget about how many people are worried that My EX will egg on negative externalities in the form of evasion, collusion, and corruption before long. I don't like to speculate on uncertain things, but I will say that if it weren't for My EX's double standards she would have no standards at all. Hence, it's utterly a waste of time even to address My EX's hypocrisy. That's why I'll state merely that she's the type of person who will trump up any lie for the occasion, and the more of a thumper it is, the better My EX likes it. At this point, let me mention that some of my friends have criticized my previous letters for sounding too negative. They suggested that I adopt a more positive tone in the future. Well, as I've reached the end of this letter, I guess I can try ending on a positive note: I'm positive that My EX Succubus's cultists have cooperated closely with uncongenial criticasters on several projects.