I had just been informed by a friend of mine that his employer told him not to come in because of the Coronavirus. As the Chicken Littles of the world run around telling us the sky is falling, he is not alone as it's now as fashionable (though arguably much more practical) for employers to tell people to telecommute to avoid the virus as it for employers to virtue signal. But in their rush to be "edgy" and "progressive" employers have accidentally tipped their hand and in a very, very big way.

They've proven nobody really needs to physically come to work anymore.

We all could have been working from home these past 20 years.

Employers really don't care about work life balance, and

There is a real and sick presence of control and sadism within Corporate America

I am no stranger to the argument that everybody who can, should be working from home. The benefits to the environment, traffic, transportation budgets, lower housing prices, families, mental health, insurance, gas prices, children, and divorce are incalculable. But in their blind ambition to constantly seem like they're "doing something" or "leading" (instead of the boring, ho-hum tedium that business management is) business "leaders" have shown that no white collar worker really needs to be commuting, and we're only left to conclude it's because of irrational reasons such as control, sadism, and just plain evil. HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE GLOBALLY are forced to waste 20% of their waking lives commuting everyday solely because close-minded corporate managers and supervisors are so incompetent, so inferior, and so petty they WANT to see you there, and I would argue many of them want to see you suffer.

This accusation may seem petty or overly simplistic, but allow me to tender another bit of evidence that the Coronavirus has exposed about employers and Corporate America.

Colleges and universities are also canceling physical classes, holding them online.

One might ask what colleges and universities have to do with Corporate America. But remember Corporate America and their controlling-psychopath-infested HR departments are the one's demanding everybody have a Bachelor's degree ("Master's Degree preferred" of course) for entry-freaking-level positions. And if you doubt the accusation that employers are so controlling, petty, and sadistic that they would force an entire country of workers to unnecessarily commute and suffer rush hour for decades, I tender the evidence they've done something much, much worse - they've forced now-three generations of American kids to spend 4 years of their youth and $125,000 in student loans to get unnecessary degrees ALL SO THEY CAN MORE EASILY SIFT THROUGH RESUMES. They force kids to go to college for 4 years, all so they don't have to pony up for 2 weeks of a training program.

Yes, the "leaders" of Corporate America are that petty.

Yes, they are that controlling.

Yes, they are that sadistic.

And yes, they are that evil.

Bad as the Coronavirus may inevitably prove to be, I am 100% confident it will be a net positive for America, western civilization, and the world. And not only a net positive, but a HUUUUUGE net positive because it will have exposed two of the biggest scams being ran in American today. One, petty dictatorial employers who hold entire countries' labor forces hostage because it makes them feel good to lessen people's lives by forcing them to commute. And two, the truly worthless and evil colleges and universities in America who sell the "college experience" to naive children at $150,000 a go, when that education could be taught for near-free online. Eliminating these two cancers from America would usher in a truly new, revolutionary, and exponentially more efficient economy that would (in my humble opinion) eliminate the national debt, and solve most of our immediate financial, economic, and even social problems. And even if the Coronavirus does regrettably take thousands of innocent lives, those people will have become martyrs in exposing the man behind the curtain in both Corporate America and American universities.

The only real thing holding us back is the American people themselves who are so brainwashed, so doped up, so naive they've actually tolerated commuting all these years and gone to college for 6 to get that coveted "master's preferred." But with unemployment below 4%, the price of college in the 6 figures, and commutes destroying families with divorce and strokes, and now with Coronavirus forcing employers/colleges on their backs, now is the perfect time for people today and of tomorrow to simply refuse to commute. Simply refuse to attend a physical school. Have some basic self-respect and demand that "work life balance" "progressive" employers keep promising. Do not accept jobs that steal 2 hours a day from your life and your family. Do not attend schools that offer an education that can be gotten for near-free online. Shuck these modern day tyrants that are keeping the American people from enjoying their lives, crippling them with student loan debts, and worthless degrees, and go live life instead.

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