Late Night with Seth Meyers has returned after a two-week break, and just like your inbox after a holiday, there is a huge amount of crap to sort through.

Meyers runs through the fudged book report vibe of the president trying to comment on the Colombian FARC crisis and his climate change remarks at the G7, as well as the "fake-principled, holier-than-thou PenceBot short-circuiting" in Ireland.

But most notably, there's Trump's bizarre claim over Labor Day weekend that Category 5 hurricanes like Dorian — which has been downgraded to Category 2 but continues to threaten southern states along the East Coast — are so rare that he's never even heard of there being one before. Cue a montage of no fewer than seven previous times Trump has said some variation on this on camera.

"You've already had three of them as president," Meyers points out. "You've definitely heard of them — you just forgot."

And, he adds, that's also not what you want to hear from your country's leader ahead of an impending natural disaster.

"It’s like if you called 911 and the operator was like ‘S***! A 104-degree fever? I didn’t know they went that high!”