I started this website after hearing Friday's show and the girl from Seattle who wanted to give Jughead a suckoff if you ever did a meet and greet there. She worked for MacDonald's, and sucked guys off in the bathrooms .

Well, I am from Calgary. I would like to Suck Ned off if they pick Calgary.

My name is Norman, and I run a non-profit society.

We have a program where we go to Senior Citizens homes and suck all of the men's cocks to help out with the moral of the old timers in the facilities.

We are all straight men, and all know the enjoyment and moral boost that really good head can provide. We don't think that the many elders and veterans of this country, who live in old age homes, should be deprived of the glory of a good blowjob.

If no one else will do it, we will step up to the plate. We like to get head, so we really know how to do it well. No one can give a man a blowjob better than another man.

We would like to suck off Ned as a group.

The 12 of us look like a group from the United Nations. We have many nationalities, a Puerto Rican, a Samoan, a bearded Russian dude, a small Korean guy that looks like that school shooter, a guy with an English accent, and a guy with braces.

Since there are 12 of us, we could bring our colored lipstick and give Ned a realistic rainbow party. If he wants, we could even go to a MacDonald's bathroom to do it to him.