One of the most baffling-yet-lovable things about The Bachelor is the show’s illustrious tradition of forcing their leading men to both propose and break up with their finalists in full black tie. You know how it goes: The Bachelor wanders up to a beachside altar, usually next to some traumatized seagull, and is greeted by his two remaining girlfriends, both of whom are decked out in sparkling evening gowns. Since The Bachelor has been on since the dawn of time, there have been a whole lotta lewks—from the truly scary to the mildly curious to the shockingly normal to the...MY EYES, MY EYYYYYES. Let’s take a walk down memory lane, a scary place littered with rose petals, regret, and about 40 to 50 women named Ashley.