Text Post Sun, Jan. 01, 2012 96 notes

Even MORE Homestuck Fuckery

I went to a local con as a Sober Gamzee, and I did alot of research and followed alot of advice for it. I had an awesome wig and I was very proud with my horns! I was ready to go, I felt amazing. So I drove there with my friend who was cosplaying Fionna from Adventure Time.

We get there, and I went with her and we both had a blast, but that was UNTILL the homestuck photoshoot. She had to quickly get into her Dave cosplay and we rushed down, just in time to show up. We took a seat near the windows, near a couple of cosplayers who had awesome costumes. They where Vriska and Terezi, and they where absolutely adorable.

It was time for the Gamzee’s to gather up for their photo’s, so I went up with the others (who all had awesome cosplay’s) and I was the only sober one, so people complimented and said my cosplay was great! I went to sit back down, and suddenly I felt something hit me against the back of my head.

I fell face first into the window, chipping my tooth slightly. I couldnt find out who did it, because of the hoard of homestuckers that where there. Alot of them helped me up and asked if I was okay, and I had a nosebleed, with a crooked nose. I heard a couple of laughs, who I thought was to be the homestuckers that threw whatever it was at me. I got a fucking /rock/ thrown at me, with a poorly drawn face on it.

Later that day, me and my Dave where sitting down to rest for a while, and a couple a rude cosplayers, a Sollux with a cakey and messy body paint smeared on him, a Decent looking Karkat and a Jade who had greesy hair and the atom sign taped on there sloppily. I had my wig off at the moment, and my Dave had it in her bag, they told me that I was a horrible cosplayer because I was short, (4'9) and I also because of my…Boobs.

They continued to bash me, and then one of them just said “You shouldnt be aloud to cosplay him!” and walked away. I was shocked, and my Dave was ready to get up and pop them in the face. I literally could not move my face, I was so fucking humiliated and I just wanted to cry, but luckily didnt.

The last day of the con was the worst, most humiliating thing that ever happened to me. I was still Sober Gamzee, and I was at a local homestuck meet up at the outdoor fountains. I was sitting on the bottom step with a cool Tavros cosplayer (We actually kissed a few times for pictures.) and then, the cosplayers came around again. I looked up at them, and suddenly, fucking faygo is spit all over me, and sorta on the Tavros, and they ran away giggling.

I was /pissed/. I told the Tavros I’d be right back and I got up and ran after them. I finally caught up to them, and I was in a crowd of homestuck people who where /WATCHING/ us, and I yelled at them. Being the sensitive person I am, I was already crying and shaking from humiliation. My facepaint was ruined, the scar painted across my face was smeared, and the shirt I had was soaked.

They got kicked out of the con, thankfully and I just took off the wig and walked back to the hotel in anger. I just sat in bed for a while, watching Lion king before I went back out in my Marshall Lee cosplay, with my Dave who was now Fionna. Alot of the homestuckers asked me if I was alright and I told them I was perfectly fine.

Worst con ever.

Mod M: Let this post be known as Mod M officially gives up on the Homestuck fandom forever. I have never actually cosplayed Homestuck at a con yet and I’m terrified just from reading all of these horrible things. Holy shit! Thankfully some of the douchebags got kicked out. Man. This is just… horrible. Horrible. Disgusting.