THE ALIEN INVASION AS SEEN IN THE TWITTER STREAM OF @DWEEBLESS By Jake Kerr

Tim Becker @dweebless @minnyjotg I'm getting those tweets, too. It must be a viral ad campaign for a movie called Alien Overlords or something. It's everywhere. I'm getting those tweets, too. It must be a viral ad campaign for a movie called Alien Overlords or something. It's everywhere.

The Aliens @alienoverlords People of Earth: There is no reason for panic. Simply relocate to Canada and everything will be fine.

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords Dude, how are you on my timeline? I most definitely did NOT follow you. Reporting you for spam. Dude, how are you on my timeline? I most definitely did NOT follow you. Reporting you for spam.

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords for spamming me. How much you wanna bet they reappear? Money talks. :/ Just reported the idiotfor spamming me. How much you wanna bet they reappear? Money talks. :/

Henry Bloch @imissthenorthstars @dweebless I did the same thing. Do they really think people will see the movie after this kind of crap? I did the same thing. Do they really think people will see the movie after this kind of crap?

Jo Guinee @minnyjotg @imissthenorthstars @dweebless I can't get away from it! It's all over Youtube + they're doing some BS thing on TV where they cut into shows I can't get away from it! It's all over Youtube + they're doing some BS thing on TV where they cut into shows

The Aliens @alienoverlords People of Earth: Honestly, we don't think our instructions are that complicated. Move to Canada.

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords This would be funny if it were real. Like, dude, I'd rather be dead than move to Canada. LOL. This would be funny if it were real. Like, dude, I'd rather be dead than move to Canada. LOL.

The Aliens @alienoverlords @dweebless That can be arranged. That can be arranged.

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords @dweebless That can be arranged. Hahahaha. A viral campaign is trolling me! RTThat can be arranged.

Tim Becker @dweebless Just saw the Youtube video. WTF. It's freakin' static and a voice telling us to relocate to Canada.

Jo Guinee @minnyjotg @dweebless I think it's brilliant. The @alienoverlords movie is totally the next @oldspice . The aliens are on a horse! I think it's brilliant. Themovie is totally the next. The aliens are on a horse!

Tim Becker @dweebless @minnyjotg LOL! LOL!

The Aliens @alienoverlords There seems to be a misunderstanding. This is a warning, not a joke. We really don't want to kill anyone.

Tim Becker @dweebless #deathbymusic! RT @alienoverlords We really don't want to kill anyone. Do the aliens realize Nickelback and Rush are from Canada?RTWe really don't want to kill anyone.

The Aliens @alienoverlords @dweebless Hey, if you're going to retweet our messages, can you at least not edit the meaning? Not cool. Hey, if you're going to retweet our messages, can you at least not edit the meaning? Not cool.

Henry Bloch @imissthenorthstars @dweebless The @alienoverlords account is totally trolling you. And notice they didn't defend Rush or Nickelback ;) Theaccount is totally trolling you. And notice they didn't defend Rush or Nickelback ;)

The Aliens @alienoverlords People of Earth: We have nothing against Nickelback or Rush or anyone else. We just need lots of space. So hightail it to Canada. NOW.

John Scalzi @scalzi "Hightail it to Canada" is the name of my next band.

Monica Becker @skifanatic89 @alienoverlords Hey, I'm going to school in France, do I have to move to Canada, too? ;) Hey, I'm going to school in France, do I have to move to Canada, too? ;)

Tim Becker @dweebless @skifanatic89 Watch it, sis. These guys like Nickelback. I wouldn't taunt them. WHO KNOWS THE DEPTHS OF THEIR EVIL! Watch it, sis. These guys like Nickelback. I wouldn't taunt them. WHO KNOWS THE DEPTHS OF THEIR EVIL!

The Aliens @alienoverlords @skifanatic89 Yes, you need to move to Canada, too. Yes, you need to move to Canada, too.

The Aliens @alienoverlords @dweebless For crying out loud. We're not EVIL! Just misunderstood. Anyway, we just destroyed Tulsa. For crying out loud. We're not EVIL! Just misunderstood. Anyway, we just destroyed Tulsa.

The Aliens @alienoverlords We destroyed Tulsa since you all were not moving fast enough and not taking us seriously. Video coming to our YouTube channel shortly.

Tim Becker @dweebless This Alien Overlord viral campaign is like watching a car wreck. You don't want to watch, but it's so compellingly awful you can't stop.

The Aliens @alienoverlords We're having some transcoding problems with YouTube, so be patient. But trust us, Tulsa isn't there anymore.

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords We're having some transcoding problems with YouTube, so be patient. But trust us, Tulsa isn't there anymore. Noobs. RTWe're having some transcoding problems with YouTube, so be patient. But trust us, Tulsa isn't there anymore.

Monica Becker @skifanatic89 @alienoverlords Couldn't you have destroyed Montreal instead? I can't stand the Canadiens fans. Couldn't you have destroyed Montreal instead? I can't stand the Canadiens fans.

The Aliens @alienoverlords @skifanatic89 No, Montreal is in Canada. Haven't you been paying attention? No, Montreal is in Canada. Haven't you been paying attention?

The Aliens @alienoverlords Video is online now. If you have the bandwidth, you should really check it out in HD. Totally awesome explosions.

The Aliens @alienoverlords We apologize. The previous tweet was in poor taste. We're sorry for all those that died but we can't wait forever for you to move to Canada.

Jo Guinee @minnyjotg @dweebless Just saw the video. The CGI in the movie is amazing I have to admit. Maybe Michael Bay is directing! LOL. Just saw the video. The CGI in the movie is amazing I have to admit. Maybe Michael Bay is directing! LOL.

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords I don't think anyone is really missing Tulsa. You guys need to up your game. I don't think anyone is really missing Tulsa. You guys need to up your game.

The Aliens @alienoverlords @dweebless Sadly, we think you're right. We have decided to destroy France. Sadly, we think you're right. We have decided to destroy France.

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords Ha. I don't think anyone will miss France either! But my sister is there so how about destroying someplace else - North Korea? Ha. I don't think anyone will miss France either! But my sister is there so how about destroying someplace else - North Korea?

The Aliens @alienoverlords @dweebless Sorry, dude, it's too late--we destroyed France already. We actually destroyed North Korea first, but no one seemed to notice. Sorry, dude, it's too late--we destroyed France already. We actually destroyed North Korea first, but no one seemed to notice.

Tim Becker @dweebless @skifanatic89 ! RT @alienoverlords Sorry, dude, it's too late--we destroyed France already. Look out! RTSorry, dude, it's too late--we destroyed France already.

The Aliens @alienoverlords You know, we didn't have high expectations, but we did expect at least SOME effort. France is now destroyed. Don't be next. Move to Canada.

Henry Bloch @imissthenorthstars @dweebless Did you check out Reddit? The front page is full of evidence that this is actually real if you can believe that. Conspiracy nuts. Did you check out Reddit? The front page is full of evidence that this is actually real if you can believe that. Conspiracy nuts.

Tim Becker @dweebless @imissthenorthstars Saw that. Waiting for @skifanatic89 to pipe in and totally bust them since she lives in France. Saw that. Waiting for @skifanatic89 to pipe in and totally bust them since she lives in France.

The Aliens @alienoverlords Really Earthlings? Missiles? We're being all peaceful and understanding and you pull that kind of stunt? We're not angry. Just disappointed.

The Aliens @alienoverlords Oh, and for the smartypants who are asking how we can live on the planet if we destroy it all... Don't make us show you.

Tim Becker @dweebless @imissthenorthstars This couldn't be real, could it? This couldn't be real, could it?

The Aliens @alienoverlords You guys are hilarious. A spaceship armed with nukes? I mean you get points for chutzpah, but really, did you think we couldn't handle that?

Tim Becker @dweebless @alienoverlords thing is a REAL invasion! Going offline as I head to Canada. Holy shit. This is real guys. Thething is a REAL invasion! Going offline as I head to Canada.

The Aliens @alienoverlords @dweebless Nice try Captain Obvious, but you and the rest of your idiot planet are too late. We've already decided to destroy you all. Nice try Captain Obvious, but you and the rest of your idiot planet are too late. We've already decided to destroy you all.

Canada @canada What about us?