Open wide, your next serving of Bachelor in Paradise is coming in whether you're ready or not! I certainly wasn't. But we're here now, so open up the Drinking Game and join me for the fifth hour of this show in three weeks.

Jared and Caila are building on their foundation from last episode when Ashley arrives. With a bit of prompting from Chris Harrison, she reveals that she and Jared have fooled around since last season, but not for at least five months. She set a goal of only crying three times this season; I think she'll top that in the first episode, because it's clear she's crazy.

Thankfully, Sarah fills me in on why this arrival is dramatic: they met on Paradise last year, and Ashley was crazy for Jared. Is crazy for Jared. It's both. Jared tries to get out in front of any drama and brings Ashley up to speed on his situation with Caila. It doesn't go over well.