O H M Y G O D…

GUYS. STARDEW VALLEY.

I just happened to have the Mayor’s shorts in my inventory when I was setting up my grange display at the fall fair, so lol I thought I’d be funny and put them in and didn’t think anything of it…AND THEN…

THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD HE’S BRIBING ME TO KEEP QUIET

OHHHH LORD

BUT IT GETS BETTER.

I SWEAR I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING I’M DYING

