Recap: Auxana and Kenji got married at his Halloween party. Auxana celebrated her new married life by throwing up in the toilet.

Kenji is a level 2 in his science career, but his boss refuses to promote him until he learns how to garden the perfect tomato. Kenji attempts to teach himself the skill.

He buys himself a fancy-shmancy science machine, unaware that using this will not increase his gardening ability, and therefore will be unsuccessful at helping him impress his boss.

Auxana is looking unusually obese today…

Oh hell… those are new clothes…

Looks like we’ll have more Horsleys running around the house soon! You’d better go tell Kenji.

“Hey, Auxana, when did you buy new clothes? I didn’t know you owned anything besides that green spiderweb shirt.”

“These are maternity clothes! I’m pregnant!”

“Pregnant?! What the hell?! You told me we couldn’t get pregnant as long as we did it in the shower!”

Geez, Kenji, aren’t you supposed to be a scientist? You of all people should know where babies come from and how they get there. No wonder your boss won’t promote you.

Auxana smiles and shakes her head. “Looks like I was wrong!”

“I can’t have a baby right now! It will hold me back from my career!”

“No worries! We can handle this! One little baby won’t be a problem at all! I’ll just quit my stylist job and be a stay-at-home mom so you can keep your job! What’s the worst that could happen?”

Auxana has the fastest pregnancy in the history of my Sims games. Kenji drives her to the hospital.

Ohh… oh would you look at that…

Auxana has given birth to twins!

They were not prepared for the birth of twins, so Auxana and Kenji work together to tack on a nursery to their house as soon as they get home. Don’t worry, the twins were waiting snug as a bug in their blankets on a soft pillow of freezing snow outside.

The first twin is named Bertram. He is a Gemini, enjoys French music, and claims to love Egg Rolls. His favorite color is Spice Brown and he Loves the Outdoors and is Good.

Twin number 2 is given the name Barney. His sign is Cancer. He prefers the Classical side of music and can’t wait until he is old enough to eat Hot Dogs. His favorite color is Sea Foam. He is a Genius and Loves the Cold.

Personally, I don’t really care about their traits at this point. I just want to see how hideous they grow up to be.

Kenji absolutely loathes being a father. He has no time to tend to his pitiful garden in the yard and complains about this fact every time he changes a diaper.

I would like to say Auxana is a perfect mom, but that’s not the case either. Being the diva she is, Auxana refuses to ever change a diaper. She doesn’t even enjoy feeding the babies because the milk from the bottle usually drips all over herself. Don’t get me wrong, Auxana sure does try to care for her kids, but she isn’t very cuddly or anything. Heaven help us all if she gets spit-up on…

Kenji has this look of determination on his face whenever he manages to get some time in with his science machine thing.

I’m usually pretty afraid of the things he does with that machine. I mean, he wants to eventually crossbreed creatures and robots… what the hell could he be doing with seeds?

I personally think he is genetically mutating them to multiply. This huge-ass garden just appeared overnight. He is clearly cheating his way through the gardening skill.

Nothing interesting happens until the twins age up.

Here is Bertram, looking incredibly concerned about the things he finds inside his nose.

This is Barney, hugging his stuffed bear.

Auxana luckily doesn’t have a problem with teaching her sons the basics in life.

I am scared of Bertram. I don’t know if it’s his alien-like eyes or his square-shaped face, but something about that kid makes me nervous.

Kenji is able to spend time with his children now that he has figured out how to mutate seeds into doing his work for him.

Look at him! Isn’t he… sorta cute!

Kenji’s gardening is getting way out of hand. His damn experimental plants are taking over the whole lot.

Auxana is sculpting with stone now.

One particular seed Kenji has messed around with has piqued his interest. He decides to plant this one away from the rest of the garden.

The boys can’t seem to stay away from this seed. They wander around outside until they get near it. Then they sit in front of it for hours until finally Auxana realizes they need milk to survive and goes out to feed them.

Eventually, she follows the twins outside to see where it is they keep going.

“Oh, this is what you’re fussing over? One of your father’s little plants? Well, let’s just pluck it and bring it inside then!”

“Wait… what the crap…?”

“Ohmigosh!! Kenji!! You planted a baby!!”

“What are you babbling about, Auxana?”

“Kenji, did you steal someone’s baby and plant it in the ground for me to find?? Because if so, that is SO romantic!”

Kenji looks down at the bundle of green and smiles. “You mean… my experiment! It finally worked! I have created life with nothing but a seed! …and loads and loads of scientific chemicals and technology!”

Kenji makes the decision to cut back on his gardening now that he has successfully ‘grown’ a baby. He builds a fence around it as well to make it look nicer.

The nursery is redone. Kenji insists on decorating it in green and other plant-like colors to celebrate his accomplishment.

He adds some color to the bedroom also.

Okay, so, this is little Cassiopeia. She is a Gemini who wants to listen to Latin all day. She dreams about one day getting to eat Porcini Risotto and her favorite color is Black. She was born Good and Athletic.

Kenji doesn’t even try to hide the fact she is his favorite. He takes her on long walks and shows her off to the townsfolk. Cassiopeia decides Kenji is her BFF before she is even old enough to comprehend what that is.

The rest of the house winds up getting a makeover.

Cassiopeia ages up to a toddler soon after. The family realizes wherever she walks, flowers and grass follow her footsteps. Kenji is, as you could have guessed, ridiculously elated about this new discovery.

He doesn’t waste any time getting her to learn how to talk.

“Can you say ‘scientist’? SCIEN-TIST. Like me! Your dad! I created you! Not with my usual baby-making tools, but with SCIENCE! Don’t forget to tell other people your dad, Kenji Horsley, made you with science!”

I think he still has high hopes for his science career, wouldn’t you say?