After a long day 'o plunderin' 'n sailin' th' rocky seven seas, I returned to th' main ship whar me quartermaster informs me 'o a lass called cap'n Santa who left a mysterious treasure.

In me cabin I found it knocked over, was I robbed?! No... th' treasure still remains. A chest 'o edible pink gold 'n harrrd sweets, but somethin' was missin'...

I heard a laugh which lead me to a purple skeleton, it whispered "look behind..." Me sea dog started to bark in th' other room. It wasn't clear 'til I noticed a bottle 'o rum!

I turned around 'n almost slipped on a banana peel! If I find out who left that thar they gunna be walkin' th' plank!

But wait... somethin' wasn't right. I remembered th' skeletons warnin' 'n finally looked behind me... nothin'. I turn back 'n I saw th' greatest treasure before me eyes!

th' legendary three-headed monkey!

I knew it existed but all ye pirates thought it was a tale. I tied it up so it wouldn't escape 'n called fer th' whole crew to see wit' their eyes. When they all arrived they had a look 'o disappointment, I turned around 'n found me sea dog tied up 'n th' monkey to be no whar in sight...

Some nights I hear it laughin' at me... tauntin' me...

English translation:

My secret santa lived near by and hand delivered my gift (Sorry I didn't arrive home in time, who knew trying on wedding dresses would take so long!), I guess your identity will always be a secret. I can't believe you actually hand knitted me a three-headed monkey! Thank you so much it is so amazing! I love the little details like the scar stitch and eye patch. It came with a cute chest filled with barbie chocolate coins, hard lollies, eclairs and hidden underneath was a skeleton and Bundaberg Rum.

Truly the greatest pirate treasure of the seven seas!