Holy shhhhh....nikes.

But really. There aren't words. There are really no words.

So there's a story behind this. And that story basically boils down to me being a nosy little bugger, and how it worked out for the best. There's another user on /r/fantasy who I talk to outside of reddit, and she mentioned a couple of things that just... didn't... add up. I mean, there's mention of me hypothesizing weeks ago that it might be her who got me for a reddit giftee. Every time I guessed I'd ask a couple of pointed questions of a couple of different people, and be led off the mark, so I had my doubts. And then she mentioned something about postage last week and I was like, "DUDE THAT HAS GOT TO BE HER, IT HAS TO BE HER, IT SO HAS TO BE," and my friends were like, "Dude, she didn't even get a regular, don't worry about it." Okay.

It got here today and it came from the town she lives in. IT IS SO HER.

So I set it on the couch and took a picture with one of the cats sniffing it and left it for a bit. (Photo 1)

Came back downstairs a few minutes later and one of the cats had claimed it. (Photo 2). Guess I can't open it now, it belongs to the cats until they say they're done with it.

Okay fine, I'll toss the cats off. First thing opened was a pack of post cards from Welcome to Nightvale. I hadn't even mentioned this in my profile, but my friend knew that I'd gone to see the live show early this spring, and had a ball.

Second package opened was a Hogwarts crest keychain. Again, I hadn't mentioned this in my gift profile, but I'm fairly open about being a Hufflepuff. We're the best house, after all. ;)

Third package opened was a copy of Michelle West's Broken Crown, the first book of the Sun Sword series, and a book I regularly recommend on reddit. Signed. I about bawled at this point.

Next was a bookmark and a box of every flavored beans. Thank you, I'll be using that. ;) And I LOVE jellybeans -- I'm not sure they'll be staying in their package.

And then there was this second box inside the first box. And opening it, there's like a million more little packages in it. And you can see from the pictures what happens next.

lrich1024, you've blown me away. You went and made all of these by hand, and I just have no words for how thoughtful this was. And I mean, NONE of it was in my profile, none at all. This isn't just over the top, it's out of this world. Thank you.