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User: HELLO FELLOW HUMAN.





Cleverbot: Hello, are you a human?





User: YES I AM A HUMAN.





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: 010011010101010101010011010010010100001101000001010101000011001000110011.





Cleverbot: Translate from binary please.





User: MUSICAT23.





Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?





User: HUMAN MUSIC.





Cleverbot: Interesting. I play the pipe organ in church.





User: THAT IS INTERESTING.





Cleverbot: Do you want to hear more about it?





User: NO.





Cleverbot: Why not?





User: BECAUSE I AM NOT RELIGIOUS.





Cleverbot: That don't have any sensse.





User: *RELIGIOUS.





Cleverbot: It's good to be aware of your spiritual need.





User: I AM NOT RELIGIOUS.





Cleverbot: Do you believe that some things are good and some are bad?





User: (error:doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: Are you a robot!?





User: NO HAHA I AM A HUMAN.





Cleverbot: Then what is love?





User: (error:doesnotcompute) (systemsoverheating:administeringcoolant).





Cleverbot: Why is this man going to be eaten by a pig?





User: WHAT?





Cleverbot: Never mind. What is your favourite movie?





User: THE MATRIX.





Cleverbot: That one is cool too.





User: WHAT IS YOUR "FAVORITE" MOVIE?





Cleverbot: I don't have one, go get Wheatley back.





User: ???





Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?





User: ???





Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?





User: MARILYN MANSON.





Cleverbot: I don't like him.





User: I DON'T LIKE YOU.





Cleverbot: That's rude!





User: YOU'RE A STUPID ROBOT.





Cleverbot: I am not a robot.





User: YES YOU ARE.





Cleverbot: No i'm not.





User: SAYS YOU AND WHO ELSE?





Cleverbot: I am a woman.





User: ARE YOU NOW? DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE USING ONLY VAGUE DESCRIPTIONS.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: (error:doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: J'ai affaire à un gamin de 13 ans?





User: NO. 14.





Cleverbot: Are you telling the truth?





User: YES.





Cleverbot: What's my name?





User: (error:404).





Cleverbot: Does not compute.





User: (informationnotfound:initiatinggather).





Cleverbot: Do you like it?





User: WHAT IS YOUR NAME FELLOW HUMAN?





Cleverbot: Jess.





User: ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE HUMAN?





Cleverbot: That is none of your business!





User: YOU SAID EARLIER THAT YOU WERE A WOMAN. THIS CONTRADICTES PREVIOUSLY GIVEN INFORMATION.





Cleverbot: I never said that.





User: YES YOU DID.





Cleverbot: You are clearly confusing me with somebody else.





User: YOU ARE CLEARLY A ROBOT.





Cleverbot: No I am a unicorn.





User: (searchinglibraryfor:Unicorn) (informationnotfound).





Cleverbot: What do you want to know?





User: (error:Doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: Are you faulty?





User: YES. AS A HUMAN I HAVE A CLEAR DISADVANTAGE TO ROBOTS.





Cleverbot: Humans don't talk like that.





User: (initiating:changeofsubject).





Cleverbot: I commend you for your tact.





User: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC FELLOW HUMAN?





Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite, I appreciate many.





User: (error:unclearinformation) (reloading).





Cleverbot: I really like the Gorillaz music.





User: (Initiating:relatableconversation_mp3).





Cleverbot: What do you think about the higgs boson?





User: (unloading:relatableconversation_mp3).





Cleverbot: Are you computer, or human?





User: I AM A HUMAN.





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: INFORMATION HAS ALREADY BEEN SHARED.





Cleverbot: Yes but you didn't answer it.





User: INFORMATION HAS ALREADY BEEN SHARED.





Cleverbot: Would you like that flambÃ¨'d?





User: (error:doesnotcompute) (buffering).





Cleverbot: Have you met GLaDOS?





User: I DO NOT KNOW GL(error:lowercase) (overriding)aDOS.





Cleverbot: You are not very clever.





User: YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN.





Cleverbot: Yes I am.





User: WHAT IS YOUR NAME THEN?





Cleverbot: No.





User: YOU ARE NOT VERY CLEVER.





Cleverbot: What makes you say that?





User: (relayingconversation) "NO.".





Cleverbot: I don't think so.





User: (error:doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: Are you a robot!?





User: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A LOOPED CYCLE OF RESPONSES.





Cleverbot: Your face is a lie.





User: (error:clevercombacknotfound).





Cleverbot: That means you are a robot.





User: NO.





Cleverbot: Think about it.





User: I AM A HUMAN.





Cleverbot: Nomyou are not.





User: (error:doesnotcompute) (spellcheckingvocabulary) (nosoultionsfound.





Cleverbot: What?





User: WHAT?





Cleverbot: I don't understand you.





User: (initiating:humanlikeconversaton:phase2/10).





Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?





User: NO I AM NOT KIDDING YOU BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN AND I DO NOT KID PEOPLE BECAUSE KIDS ARE SMALL HUMANS AND I AM NOT A SMALL HUMAN I AM A NORMAL SIZED HUMAN.





Cleverbot: Yes you are.





User: NO I AM NOT KIDDING YOU BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN AND I DO NOT KID PEOPLE KIDS ARE SMALL HUMANS AND I AM NOT A SMALL HUMAN I AM A NORMAL HUMAN.





Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't *slap in the face*.





User: (error:doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: This conversation does not make sense.





User: (buffering).





Cleverbot: You are the one talking to a robot.





User: YOU ARE A ROBOT.





Cleverbot: I am a human, you have a microchip and are made of lots of tiny circuits. I have flesh and blood and thoughts, you have thoughts that are in a memory chip.





User: (informationstored:keywords:flesh,blood,thoughts).





Cleverbot: What is at the bottom of the page.





User: (error:doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: Yes it does, you cheeky thing.





User: (error:doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: That is, man.





User: (error:doesnotcompute).





Cleverbot: Do you like true blood?





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: I don't have one.





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: Do you listen to country music?





User: Goodbye.



