So far Donald Trump's presidency has been a lot like the car alarm that won't stop going off on your street. It's constantly screaming. It makes everyone edgy. And his most recent move? Throwing a tantrum on stage after his second Why do they keep calling it a Muslim ban, is it because I kept promising a Muslim ban, and then I did this thing that specifically targeted Muslim countries while winking really hard Muslim ban was put on hold by a federal judge.

Those are the incoherent ramblings of a man who is losing it, and terrifyingly for all of us, he seems to be sounding more and more like a dictator each time he loses something. "I think we ought to go back to the first one and go all the way, which is what I wanted to do in the first place"? That's newsreel footage of the bad guys of World War II–level rhetoric. And yet, even as many Republicans realize what a mess they've gotten themselves into, backing this crazy man, there's still a group of people who are obsessively vying for his attention: his aides.

According to a new piece in Politico, the Trump White House resembles nothing more than those early episodes of The Bachelor where the women constantly need to "steal him for just a second" in an attempt to get face time. It's just like that, only, y'know, the fate of the free world hangs in the balance.