Ah, the Bay Area — where even an empty, grassy lot with nothing but a single Shen Yun billboard to decorate it will still cost you $1.695 million. SF Curbed reported on a new listing that appeared this week in Oakland east of Lake Merritt, near Third Avenue and on the edge of Cleveland Heights.

Listed at the nonexistent address of 0 Park Boulevard, you'll have to provide your own apartment complex — there's nothing actually there. However, the bare bones property is described in the listing as having "easy access to shopping, restaurants, and the magnificent walking trail around the jewel of Oakland, Lake Merritt!"