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Welcome back guys to The FPL Ville. I had such an amazing Double Gameweek. First of all, ignore the title. I though it would’ve been a nice clickbaity title but the numbers instead of the alphabets just makes it make no sense. But I couldn’t care less. After the shitty end of season I’ve had, my goal was just to break into the 100k and I’m edging closer to that thanks to this Gameweek. Disappointing performances by Manchester United but I don’t give a rat’s anus about the PL results. I’m nervous about the Europa League Final.

GW37 Review:

Not only did I get past the 100 point mark for the first time in 2 seasons but I got past 150 as well! I can’t say how happy I was of these points.

1-wait for it-8-wait for it-4. 184 points!!!!!

Jumped 166k places, 293k to 127k.

I don’t know how the BB write-up works but here goes.

Willy “The Orcinus Orca” Caballero got me 5(3+2) points. Never should’ve invested in the City defence. Looks like I never learned from the Stones saga. But he was the best choice in the budget. So, eh?! How can one let a team like WBA score past you FFS! No offence to any supporters. I’m not even mad about the Leicester goal. The strike was just too good.

Tuanzebe, the 4m differential punt, gotta say, returned nice points for his price. 7(1+6) from a 4m enabler is good. Monreal was decent with his 7(2+5). Sadly he hit the post against Stoke. Kept the expected CS in the Sunderland game but Crouchy’s handball goal wiped out the CS in the first of the two games. Cahill was a bit disappointing. Not his fault though. It was the Italian with the anger management issues. Benched him against Watford. But luckily I didn’t lose any points in the goal fest after Watford got 3 past Begovic. 6(6+0) points.

Josh King, yeah, not a prince anymore, has been soooooooooo good. Have I praised him enough? 9 points from the Norwegian. Scored the winning goal against Burnley. Only 2 BPs though. Let’s get down to the main man, the captain, the Chilean, the one and only Alexis Sanchez!! What a GW for him. And I was gonna sell him. Would’ve been catastrophic. 54(24+30) points from the 2 games and he has pretty much secured the position of the highest points scoring midfielder and the player of this season. Eriksen was rested in the second game but the assist from the game against United was enough to get him 8(8+0) points for GW37. Alli was nowhere in terms of FPL against United but got a cheeky assist against Leicester. But it was poor considering that 6 goals were scored by Spurs. 7(2+5) points from the young Englishman. Now let’s get to the Belgian. No not that one, he’s a forward. Not that one either, he’s stupid and blanked in both games. Okay, I’ll tell you. It was KDB. 15(2+13) points from the 2 games and he scored unlike the two aforementioned ones. Happy with the hit I took to get him in.

Moving on upfront, Jesus did really well with 2 goals and an assist and earned 19(8+11) points. Kid’s got skills. Harry “The Wizard” Kane. I have no words. He got the goal against United, that’s okay. But he was scoring for fun against Leicester. 4 goals. Damn! He started the match 2 goals behind Lukaku in the Golden Boot race and finished it being 2 ahead of him. And this guy has missed around a quarter of the season because of injuries. A beast in the making? 31(7+24) points and top point scorer this season he is.

The bench, it was such a shitty BB. Half the bench, Holgate and Anichebe, got 1 point each thanks to a shit manager and a hamstring injury. I’ll let you figure it out. The Southampton vs United game was a torture to watch. But it got me 2 CSs and one of them was for Stephens. 8(0+8) points. Pickford had a decent week. Fuckall against Swansea and Fucking 11 saves against Arsenal. One to watch out for in the transfer window. 6(1+5) points.

Analysing Transfers:

Out: Hazard, Robertson: 5+(-1)=4

In: De Bruyne, Tuanzebe: 15+7+(-4)=18

Gained 14 points from that hit. Pretty happy.

GW38 Lineup:

As we all head into the final Gameweek, you must all be quite sad, I sure as hell am, with the absence of no football within a week’s time. Yes there is the Confed Cup but league football is just something else. So, here’s the lineup for the last time this season. Again, nothing new, a hit.

Out: Monreal, Alli

In: Alonso, Fabregas

Selling Alli could be the biggest mistake I could make after the not owning Sanchez thing. But this could pay off nicely. Chelsea face Sunderland who have nothing to fight for now, well neither do Chelsea but their Captain is retiring after the season ends. So they’ll try their best to give him a winning send-off. And Conte has said that he’ll do his best to help Courtois win the Golden Glove. So we can expect a full strength defence with Moses rested for Terry and Dave moving to RWB. Fabregas is the last GW punt and he has done something or the other in 10 of the 11 home games he’s played in. Fingers crossed.

The armband will be on Kane this GW. He will want to secure the Golden Boot and will be pumped up after the 4 goal haul. VC stays on KDB.

So I’m signing off then. All the best guys for the Final Gameweek of the season.

Hey, do one thing for me. It’s your choice, no compulsions. Ask me whatever you want about my season. Anything. And leave suggestions in the comments section of the subreddit as to what I should include in the last upload of the season. Just to make it something special or different.

Buh-bye!!