Last night’s Top Ten List was: Top Ten Highlights Of My Hall of Fame Baseball Career presented by Jim Rice and Rickey Henderson:

10) “Winning the MVP in 1978, and a Tony in 1983” (Jim Rice)

9) “I designed the first vibrating jockstrap” (Rickey Henderson)

8 ) “During the 1981 season I lost my glove and played an entire west coast trip using a small box”

(Jim Rice)

7) “All the free gum” (Rickey Henderson)

6) “I caught a squirrel in the outfield and the umps let me eat it” (Jim Rice)

5) “Being a Met, a Blue Jay, a Padre, a Dodger…Hell, even I can’t remember all the teams I played for” (Rickey Henderson)

4) “Before every game, I ate the same meal: pancakes smothered in pine tar”

(Jim Rice)

3) “Sleeping with Madonna” (Rickey Henderson)

2) “Sleeping with Madonna” (Jim Rice)

1) “I played with Jose Canseco and never got to inject anything in his ass” (Rickey Henderson)