Spongebob: Living a life of not-so-quiet desperation?

By David Futrelle

So the incels are hailing Spongebob Squarepants as a bluepilled version of themselves. Over on Incels.co, one commenter has this to say about the underwater icon:

I suppose this is a step in the right direction; Spongebob may not be the idea role model but he’s certainly better than the mass killers the incels generally lionize.

Of course, the incels responding to Gymletethnicel’s post eagerly await Spongebob’s ultimate “blackpilling,” his acceptance of the incel ideology of bitterness, despair, and death. And of course they imagine him going “ER” — Elliot Rodger — and shooting up the Krusty Krab fast food joint.

“Final episode of SpongeBob: he either ropes or goes ER,” writes one commenter.

“First he kills Sandy, then goes postal at the Krusty Krab and then shoots himself,” adds another.

Still others speculate about the other characters on the show. According to Slavcel11,

patrick would be a blackpilled uglycel who don’t want his youth be wasted away on wageslaving and crawling before a haughty uncultured foid that is sandy. btw squidward is too blackpilled on the society even for an incel.

But a prolific Incels.co commenter called Sparrow’s Song has a somewhat different take on the show.

The show is actually Jewish propaganda designed to convince incels to go gay. Obviously, Patrick and Spongebob are both ugly and disabled mentally and physically… they will die alone if they pursue foids. If they were blackpilled, they would just go ER or rope. Too bad the show is cucked. The show depicts them as “best friends” because back then, they couldn’t just have gay poop dick sex relationships on children’s shows like they do now. The writers want ugly and autistic male children to engage in homosexual buttfuckery at a young age. That’s why I watched Rocko’s Modern Life instead when I was a kid. My dad liked that show but hated Spongebob. He didn’t let me watch Spongebob. In his own words “you’re not watching Spongebob because Sponegbob is a faggot”.

Well, that’s enough Incels.co for one day.

H/T — Twitter’s @EyesOnTheRight, the dude behind the Angry White Men blog

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