Note that there are different fans talking, "Fan" is not a single person. It's hard to distinguish who is who and they have a tendency to talk over each other and drown each other out, but you get the gist. They all sound like probably-female voices.

Onision: I've been told -- I -- I've been told repeatedly to not even bother with YouTube at all. It's just -- it's a -- it's a personal thing.

Fan: What's wrong, man?

O: Have you -- have you guys noticed that you're literally not allowed to be the bigger person?

Fans, at the same time: Yeah

What do you mean?

Um...

Yeah

O: You're literally not allowed to. If you're the bigger person and you don't engage, they just -- they just say you're guilty.

Fan: *unintelligible*

Fan: Well, either way you're guilty apparently.

Fan: *unintelligible* ...thirty or forty minutes...

O: Yeah, and if you...if you...

Fan: If you go on you're guilty, if you don't go on you're still guilty.

O: Oh, that's never gonna happen. I'm nev -- Here's the thing, I'm never gonna go on someone's show who literally...

Fan: Is trying --

O: Is going -- is going to make a buck so he can pay off his sixty thousand dollars American Express bill. Have you guys noticed, they didn't post the footage of what he said -- what he was yelling into my house.

Fans, at the same time: What did he yell?

Oh, what did he yell?

No, they didn't.

Oh, yeah...

*other unintelligible comments*

O: Yeah, he was like -- he was like -- he yelled maybe...fifteen different things.

Fans, at the same time: What did he say?

Like what...kind of things?

O: Um, like, uhh...*lowers voice* "Now's the time to talk." "If you want to meet somewhere else you should let me know." "Uh...I know you're -- I know you're in there, Kai."

Fan: Why did he come to your house? That's so...weird.

O: Allegedly he followed, uh...another person with a child home. I don't know, it's *sighs* there is one fact, there's a lot of lying going on, um, because...because nobody followed -- nobody followed me 'cause I was home all the time. Like, the only place you would follow me is -- is places you shouldn't follow me which is like really personal places that have nothing to do with anything except for, y'know keeping people...safe. So...I don't know why you're following me to -- to any, y'know, like let's say I went to a family function, m'kay, you're following me to a family function, you're a fucking creep, y'know.

Fans, at the same time: Uh, yeah, that's really creepy.

Yeah...

What the fuck?

Has that happened?

O: So...essentially. *laughs* Essentially, yeah.

Fan: Yeah, the motherfucker showed up at his house.

O: Oh, but you guys should be excited, I'm about to release the bloopers from all my freakout videos.

Fan: Can I ask you about a white elephant in the room?

O: Yeah

Fans: What?

O: Go ahead

Fan: I'm right here, dude!

Fan: Uh, so uh, Twitch...

O: Oh, yeah.

Fans, at the same time:

They removed...

Oh yeah, just 'cause he was streaming *unintelligible*

O: I wasn't streaming.

Fan: Well no, that's...they said that you got banned because you used other sites to stream and you weren't supposed to do that, or something?

Fans, at the same time: Yeah

Which I tried to tell you multiple times.

Violates the terms of service

O: But I didn't get viewers there anyway.

Fans, at the same time:

*laughs*

It doesn't matter, Twitch just like "You have to conform to our standards or you're nothin'!"

O: Yeah, it made me glad that I didn't invest in Twitch, just because like...if they're gonna ban you over like, streaming on multiple platforms, they can go fuck their mothers.

Fans: *unintelligible*

O: Hey, what are these -- what are these -- what are these sexual assault claims against this lawyer dude?

Fans, at the same time?

Oh, I cannot really

Uh, what?

Fan: Like, this guy -- actually there were like, like even with Vincent, the guy that's working with Chris Hansen, there's like, all sorts of allegations on him too, and...

O: Why does everyone who works with the guy have some kind of sex thing going on?

Fans, at the same time: Says a lot about him.

'Cause --

O: Well, appar -- apparently if you don't answer your door for a creep, that says a lot about you.

Fans, at the same time: *laughs*

Why would you --

Yeah, like --

-- answer your fuckin' door

Like --

O: *lowers voice* "Wow. Wow, he's very familiar with the police ha ha ha!"

O: --cut to his fucking mugshot, right, that's ridiculous. You know -- you know why I have a -- a lot of history with the police is 'cause I'm constantly calling them on people.

Fans, at the same time: I don't doubt it.

That's...terrible.

O: Yeah, one of the -- one of the people on his show I called the cops on twice!

Fan: Wow

Fan: --he was like, uh, he must be pretty --

O: And the second -- and the second time, the cops literally hauled them away.

Fans: Oh

O: And took them to a -- took them to a literal mental asylum or whatever.

Fans: *unintelligible* (heard the word "paranoid)

O: That's -- that's a guest -- yes, that's a literal guest of the Hansen thing. Is a person who got hauled away to the mental asylum 'cause I called the cops on them. So...okay.

Fans: *unintelligible*

Fan: That person's story seems very, um...

O: You're talking about...you're talking about pathological lying on a constant basis, being constantly called out for it and proven in the past, and it's being ignored now. And, now everything they say is credible.

Fan: That's because it's convenient.

O: And it's like -- it's like guys, look at the police reports, okay? Look at the police reports, nobody seems to live in reality.

Fan: *unintelligible* look at that

O: I'm not gonna...I'm not gonna stream my League stuff or any stuff for a while, 'cause I don't really want to like populate this place more. And I also don't want controversy.

Fan: *unintelligible* a whole bunch of new people, like, now pay more?

O: What?

Fan: Oh. I dunno

O: At the -- at the same time YouTube takes a big cut. Do you guys -- do you guys know what it's like to be so famous that you have to wear sunglasses wherever you go?

Fans: *talking over one another*

O: I literally -- I literally -- I literally went somewhere, I didn't wear my disguise, and I get spotted again and I'm like fuck, I thought I could take it off and I couldn't. And they're like "teehee, that's Onision!" like audibly, loudly saying and I'm just like Jesus Christ. And I'm so -- I'm so like bad famous too, not good famous. So it sucks double.

Fan: Oh, infamous.

O: Yeah, like --

Fan: Infamous

O: *mocking voice* "Like, oh my fucking god is he in Dairy Queen?" Y'know, that kind of famous.

Fan: Oh, my gosh I remember that, I was --

O: It's fucking disgusting bro.

Fan: Yeah 'cause your kids were in that, why would you film someone when they're with their children, that's just really --

O: I don't have children, shut up!

Fan: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Fans: *talking over each other* (heard "spouse" and "don't exist")

O: I was ren -- I was renting it to look good for the...photoshoot

Fans, at the same time: *laughs*

Okay...

Renting --

O: I was like look at me, you can relate to me now, I'm a person

Fan: You were renting Kai?

O: What was he talking about, the dude talking about when he said he was gonna get you an inside look at the house of Onision, what was that?

Fans, at the same time: What?

What the fuck?

What the --

That was a thing?

Maybe he was just like --

O: People were -- people were theorizing -- shut up, no murder --

Fans: *laugh*

O: -- theorizing that my house -- that my house was tapped or something. You know what would be a really fucked up video for me to make is me coming out as a trans woman.

Fans, at the same time: That would be --

Oh Jesus Christ.

You would trigger so many people

O: I -- I'd just be the Trisha Paytas version of it.