I don't know why these popped into my head last night. And before you complain about this being stupid, keep in mind that you clicked on a link labeled "light bulb jokes".

How many Earl Thomases does it take to change a light bulb?

He already changed it; the light just hasn't reached you yet.

How many Marshawn Lynches does it take to change a light bulb?

Thanks for asking.

How many Russell Wilsons does it take to change a light bulb?

"It's not about just changing one light bulb. It's about putting in the work every day to get more light in the room. I'm just focused, every hour, on making it brighter than it was before."

How many John Schneiders does it take to change a light bulb?

John Schneider doesn't change light bulbs. He finds a scrap of filament that's pissed off about not being used and makes it shine.

How many Dan Quinns does it take to change a light bulb?

"Will Dan Quinn come change our light bulbs instead?"

How many Richard Shermans does it take to change a light bulb?

He never gets a chance. The light bulb waits until someone else is in the room before burning out.

How many Russell Wilsons does it take to change a light bulb?

"Changing a light bulb doesn't define my skill set."

How many Pete Pricsos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. He'd rather be in the dark.

How many Pete Carrolls does it take to change a light bulb?

"That's not our philosophy, that's never been our philosophy, to say you have to be so conductive and you have to have so many lumens. We want competitive hardware, to let guys develop the talent they have. We want, our job is to let a glass orb hanging from the ceiling be successful, to enable them to develop and be successful, whether they glow or not."

How many Kam Chancellors does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb senses him coming and quickly changes itself.

Feel free to add your own.