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Thousands of private jets carrying some of the wealthiest people on Earth have set a course for the world’s fourth-largest island today for reasons unknown.

While scores of billionaires have been approached for comment, none have responded to our requests.

However, some pockets of the internet have theorised that as the coronavirus crisis continues to grow larger and more deadly by the hour, Madagascar might just be the safest place on this disgusting hell rock as we float aimlessly around the sun.

The theory comes from a popular online video game called ‘Pandemic II’ which lets users design their own pandemic disease in their quest to end all life on this planet.

Madagascar is famously the hardest place to get the pandemic disease because of its isolation and a surprisingly small amount of large airports.

As for our own billionaires here in Australia, none have responded to requests for comment from The Advocate.

However, we were able to trick Twiggy Forrest into installing MacKeeper on his computer.

More to come.

