This wonderful Redditor really made my season. I was fortunate enough to receive the First Law trilogy for my Kindle which I began reading immediately and I'm loving it so far. But Santa didn't stop there, I looked on my porch this morning and was happy to see a nice little Amazon package waiting for me with Jonathan Coulton's Artificial Heart cd. AWWWW YEAH! Santa did damn awesome. Thank you Sircrowbar.