TORIES are concerned the government is so bogged down in Brexit it does not have time to destroy the rest of the fabric of society.

With Theresa May facing daily Brexit problems and top talents like David Davis constantly being called away to Brussels, many MPs feel they are neglecting other problems they could be causing.

Tory MP Denys Finch Hatton said: “Brexit is taking up valuable time that could be spent on weird policies there is absolutely no public demand for.

“We could be privatising food banks. We could get Wonga to run them. Then you could get another loan while you’re collecting your free food. That makes perfect sense to me.

“Then there’s guide dogs. It really is time we made these hounds profitable. I’d like to see strict targets for helping blind people across the road, with underperforming dogs being put down.

“Yes, we just introduced voter ID and ballsed it up, but we could have done so much more. Voters should have had to sing three verses of the national anthem before being allowed to vote.

“We could be doing all this if it weren’t for Brexit. Maybe it’s time to think the unthinkable and fuck up Britain from inside the EU.”