A goat made its way onto ESPN's Bristol, Connecticut, campus on Thursday. No, not Michael Jordan. An actual furry creature with horns and a skill for evading the law.

A photo posted by espn (@espn) on Apr 9, 2015 at 12:37pm PDT

When asked about the goat intruder, ESPN security said, "It trotted past our gate and that thing is faster than any human." Faster, yes. But ultimately no match for the persistence of officers on the scene, whom an ESPN employee filmed making the capture:

So, there was a goat on the loose at ESPN campus today... and we have video. #SCNotTop10 A video posted by SportsCenter (@sportscenter) on Apr 9, 2015 at 1:21pm PDT

Just another day at the office. We'll let Keith Olbermann's line take this to its natural conclusion:

The next SportsCenter commercial writes itself RT @JLundbladESPN BREAKING goat on the loose at ESPN has been captured pic.twitter.com/oDVFaqDdy0 — Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) April 9, 2015