If you haven’t watched last night’s episode of Game of Thrones you need to stop reading here immediately. I will not be held responsible for spoiling any episodes of this glorious, glorious show that will surely earn its place in the Smithsonian one day. So, for real, if you aren’t up to speed then stop reading.... Now.

Like, NOW

Okay, you were warned

So, a lot of shit went down.

Bran and Jaime reunited and it was uhhhhh...... supremely awkward.

Jamie: Everything I did, I did it for My House and My Family.

Bran: "The Things We Do For Love"

Jamie:#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Tg9ci9Sa9g — Salman Abjani (@SalmanAbjani) April 22, 2019

Me when Bran said, "the things we do for love." #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/dg01qWdXF0 — Rob (@Brozarth) April 22, 2019

Jaime definitely owes Bran an apology note and a fruit basket or something.

Arya and Gendry DID THE DIRTY because a girl is not about to die a virgin.

A girl has no virginity — Andretti (@HeFromLA) April 22, 2019

A girl wants to know what that dick do. — Auntieana (@thejournalista) April 22, 2019

Which, beyond the fact that in everyone’s mind Arya is still a baby (even though she’s 22) was very uncomfortable to think about when you consider that Bran, her brother, CAN SEE EVERYTHING.... INCLUDING ARYA AND GENDRY DOING THE HORIZONTAL TANGO.

Bran watching Gendry and Arya doing the do #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Schyr15Upx — Mazi Nwabueze Snr (@Dukeofmbaise) April 22, 2019

Tormund revealed how he got so strong. I’ll give you the Cliff’s notes — he was breastfed. By a giant. For three months. At age 10.

While you guys are trying to process Arya’s sex scene I’m still trying to digest Tormund talking about sucking on a giants titties at the age of 10 for 3 months — Ria (@BarstoolRia) April 22, 2019

ME: almost falls asleep



MY BRAIN: Tormund is so attracted to Brienne because she’s tall and strong like that giantess who breastfed him when he was 10. — Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) April 22, 2019

Wow Tormund has a giant oedipus complex — Adam Serwer (@AdamSerwer) April 22, 2019

And Bran was once again just classic Bran, freaking the shit out of everyone and being the weirdest he could possibly be.

bran waiting for the night king in the godswood #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Zgnc0TACDE — ✵alex // spoliers!! (@danysdragons_) April 22, 2019

Bran will watch you try to open a door for a full minute before telling you it’s locked from the other side — Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 22, 2019