Techies' response rules are "split up" to give all 3 characters a certain chance to speak.

If all 3 of them are named in a category, then Squee has a 55%, Spleen a 40% and Spoon a 5% chance.

If Spoon is not named, then Squee has a 55% and Spleen 45% chance.

If none are named, all lines have an equal chance.

Loadout

Drafting

Picked

Banned

Entering battle

Taunting

Beginning battle

Moving

6 seconds cooldown

Squee

Spleen

Spoon

Attacking

6 seconds cooldown

Squee

Spleen

Abilities

Proximity Mines

On cast

Squee

Spleen

Killing enemy

25% chance

Stasis Trap

On cast

75% chance

Stunning enemy

Link ▶️ u Oh! What'd we catch?

Oh! What'd we catch? Link ▶️ u There she goes!

There she goes! Link ▶️ u Gotcha!

Gotcha! Link ▶️ u Something's caught!

Something's caught! Link ▶️ u The traps work! Told you!

The traps work! Told you! Link ▶️ u There she goes!

There she goes! Link ▶️ u Gotcha!

Suicide Squad, Attack!

Killing enemy

15% chance

Fizzle

15% chance

Remote Mines

On cast

Squee

1% chance

Spleen

Focused Detonate

Killing enemy

15% chance

5% chance

Leveling up

5% chance

Killing an enemy

5% chance

Killing a specific enemy

20% chance

Link ▶️ Quit hogging all the good chems!

Quit hogging all the good chems! Link ▶️ Sorry Gyro! Next time try planting your explosives.

Sorry Gyro! Next time try planting your explosives. Link ▶️ What kind of science was that? Where're the explosions?

What kind of science was that? Where're the explosions? Link ▶️ He seemed pretty clever. Heh, for an ogre.

He seemed pretty clever. Heh, for an ogre. Link ▶️ Definitely less than the sum of his heads.

Definitely less than the sum of his heads. Link ▶️ Dimwit.

Dimwit. Link ▶️ That's a nice crater you've got there.

That's a nice crater you've got there. Link ▶️ Well, that was colorful. So pretty.

3% chance

Link ▶️ They're going to have to glue you back together! Yeah, in Hell!

First Blood

10% chance

Meeting an ally

During earlygame, within 1000 radius

Link ▶️ r So they say your alchemy blew up an entire mountain? How'd you do it?

So they say your alchemy blew up an entire mountain? How'd you do it? Link ▶️ r Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.

Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work. Link ▶️ r Keep your breath off our powder and we'll do just fine, Jakiro.

Keep your breath off our powder and we'll do just fine, Jakiro. Link ▶️ r Hey Pudge! Give us a hand. We'll cook your dinner for ya!

Hey Pudge! Give us a hand. We'll cook your dinner for ya! Link ▶️ r Tiny! Could you help us test a few weight triggers?

Tiny! Could you help us test a few weight triggers? Link ▶️ r Vacuums? Explosives? Hey Dark Seer, I have an idea!

Vacuums? Explosives? Hey Dark Seer, I have an idea! Link ▶️ r I've heard bot guy never disappoints!

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

5% chance

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Acquiring an item

Link ▶️ r Let's grind it down! Could be something useful in there.

Let's grind it down! Could be something useful in there. Link ▶️ r You think it'll fly? If we throw it.

You think it'll fly? If we throw it. Link ▶️ r Ah, more bang for our buck. That was a lot of bucks.

Acquiring a specific item

Link ▶️ r Ah, scepter!

Ah, scepter! Link ▶️ r Idea: scepter-enhanced sparkpowder haan! haah! ! I like it!

Idea: scepter-enhanced sparkpowder haan! haah! ! I like it! Link ▶️ r Ahhh, scepter.

Ahhh, scepter. Link ▶️ r Blink Dagger!

Blink Dagger! Link ▶️ r Interesting. The alloy appears to be—Shut up, it's magic!

Interesting. The alloy appears to be—Shut up, it's magic! Link ▶️ r Is this for experiments or ambushes? W-what's the difference?

Is this for experiments or ambushes? W-what's the difference? Link ▶️ r Blink Dagger!

Blink Dagger! Link ▶️ r Scepter of Divinity!

Scepter of Divinity! Link ▶️ r Scythe of Vyse!

Scythe of Vyse! Link ▶️ r Force Staff!

Force Staff! Link ▶️ r Bloodstone!

Bloodstone! Link ▶️ r Orchid Malevolence!

Orchid Malevolence! Link ▶️ r Linken's Sphere!

Linken's Sphere! Link ▶️ r Shiva's Guard!

Shiva's Guard! Link ▶️ u Refresher Orb!

Refresher Orb! Link ▶️ u Refresher Orb? Hmm, yeah not sure how this works.

Refresher Orb? Hmm, yeah not sure how this works. Link ▶️ r Necronomicon!

Necronomicon! Link ▶️ r Shadow Blade!

Shadow Blade! Link ▶️ r Manta Style!

Manta Style! Link ▶️ Immortality!

25% chance

20% chance

Link ▶️ r Necronomicon! Let's make some friends.

Necronomicon! Let's make some friends. Link ▶️ r Shadow Blade! A cloaking device!

Shadow Blade! A cloaking device! Link ▶️ r Manta Style! Ooo, quadratic!

Manta Style! Ooo, quadratic! Link ▶️ r I got us some traveling shoes! Nice!

I got us some traveling shoes! Nice! Link ▶️ r Have boots! Will travel.

15% chance

Link ▶️ r Claymore! But not that kind of claymore.

Dying

Respawning

75% chance

Link ▶️ Okay, let's not do that again. Why not?

Okay, let's not do that again. Why not? Link ▶️ Oh my ears are still ringing. Huh?

Oh my ears are still ringing. Huh? Link ▶️ We're back! Success!

We're back! Success! Link ▶️ Not running that experiment again. Huh, no kidding.

Not running that experiment again. Huh, no kidding. Link ▶️ Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?

Reincarnating

Link ▶️

Link ▶️ Once more! With feeling!

Once more! With feeling! Link ▶️ u Back after this!

Back after this! Link ▶️ u Back after this!

Bottling Runes

Activating runes

Arcane Rune

Link ▶️ 300 Is that for me? It's for all of us!

Bounty Rune

Double Damage Rune

5% chance

Haste Rune

25% chance

Illusion Rune

5% chance

Invisibility Rune

25% chance

Regeneration Rune

25% chance

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown

Squee

Spleen

Spoon

25% chance

Link ▶️ 120 We're under attack!

We're under attack! Link ▶️ 120 We're under attack!

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

Chat responses

Lane missing

Thanking

thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

5% chance

Laughing

/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

Squee

Spleen

Spoon

Link ▶️ r Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?

Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about? Link ▶️

Match end

Won

5% chance

Lost

5% chance

3% chance

Cosmetic item drop

Common

Uncommon

10% chance

Rare and higher

Misc

Failure

Link ▶️ u Bomb has been defused. Darn!

Bomb has been defused. Darn! Link ▶️ u Premature detonation. Don't worry—happens to a lot of explosives.

Premature detonation. Don't worry—happens to a lot of explosives. Link ▶️ u A mine is a terrible thing to waste.

A mine is a terrible thing to waste. Link ▶️ u I was told there'd be a mushroom cloud!

Wizard

Anger

Link ▶️ u Hrr.

Hrr. Link ▶️ u Hehh.

Hehh. Link ▶️ u Oow.

Oow. Link ▶️ u Hh.

Hh. Link ▶️ u Mm.

Mm. Link ▶️ u Huh.

Huh. Link ▶️ u Awww.

Awww. Link ▶️ u Huuh.

Huuh. Link ▶️ u Mm.

Mm. Link ▶️ u Oww.

Oww. Link ▶️ u Uh.

Uh. Link ▶️ u Oow.

Oow. Link ▶️ u Mph.

Mph. Link ▶️ u Aw.

Aw. Link ▶️ u Hh!

Hh! Link ▶️ u Mm.

Mm. Link ▶️ u Aww.

Aww. Link ▶️ u Hmm.

Hmm. Link ▶️ u Uhh.

Uhh. Link ▶️ u Mm.

Mm. Link ▶️ u Goldarnit.

Goldarnit. Link ▶️ u Aw shoot.

Aw shoot. Link ▶️ u Mm.

Happy

Link ▶️ u Hah.

Hah. Link ▶️ u Haah.

Haah. Link ▶️ u Ha ha.

Ha ha. Link ▶️ u Ahh.

Ahh. Link ▶️ u Hah!

Hah! Link ▶️ u Haah!

Haah! Link ▶️ u Ahh.

Ahh. Link ▶️ u Ha ha!

Ha ha! Link ▶️ u Ah ha!

Ah ha! Link ▶️ u Hhha!

Hhha! Link ▶️ u Hmm!

Hmm! Link ▶️ u Mm hm hm!

Mm hm hm! Link ▶️ u Hmm!

Hmm! Link ▶️ u Hmm.

Hmm. Link ▶️ u Mmmph!

Mmmph! Link ▶️ u Mm hm hm!

Mm hm hm! Link ▶️ u Hhh!

Hhh! Link ▶️ u Mmm ah!

Mmm ah! Link ▶️ u Hmm.

Hmm. Link ▶️ u Heh!

Heh! Link ▶️ u Hmm.

Hmm. Link ▶️ u Ahhh ha ha!

Ahhh ha ha! Link ▶️ u Hmm! Mm.

Hmm! Mm. Link ▶️ u Hhh ha.

Hhh ha. Link ▶️ u Mm hm.

Mm hm. Link ▶️ u Mm m!

Mm m! Link ▶️ u Mmm!

Mmm! Link ▶️ u Mm!

Mm! Link ▶️ u Mm hm hm hm!

Mm hm hm hm! Link ▶️ u Ahh ha ha.

Ahh ha ha. Link ▶️ u Mm! Mm! Hm!

Mm! Mm! Hm! Link ▶️ u Mm.

Mm. Link ▶️ u Mmhmm!

Mmhmm! Link ▶️ u Yehm!

Yehm! Link ▶️ u Ahhh.

Ahhh. Link ▶️ u Hmmm.

Hmmm. Link ▶️ u Mmm!

Mmm! Link ▶️ u Mmm.

Mmm. Link ▶️ u Mm hm hm hm.

Mm hm hm hm. Link ▶️ u Mm hm!

Mm hm! Link ▶️ u Hm.

These lines are variations on existing lines with Spoon, without the reverberation from the barrel.