salam my dearest habibi hafid,

unfortunately i haven’t heard from you in a very long time. i guess you’ve moved on, found a new girl with a new phone.

well, i understand. now that you are a world famous fashion designer and selfie blogger, i do not suffice anymore. so, what’s left of you is just a few heart-warming memories, a bunch of passed off artistic photographs and some weird android email notifications once in a while.

still i’m thankful. thankful for all the joy you gave to me and to a few million internet people worldwide.

wherever you are – i hope someday you’ll upload a selfie again, just for the world to see that you’re okay.

before everybody bursts into tears now here’s a tiny compensation offer: follow me on instagram and just stalk me and my selfie addiction in hamburg, germany. i know, it’s not the same – but somehow we have to move on, right?

so, get it together, appreciate the time we’ve had and the lessons we’ve learned. thanks to all of you internet addicts and voyeuristic free time stalkers. it sure was a pleasure entertaining you.

goodbye hafid.

ma'a as-salāmah everybody.

thumbs up, laura falafel.