Help us build a rocket ship. This pledge is absolutely not for alcohol, but rather to build a manned rocket ship to fly to Mars, and then once there use money from a different crowd funding campaign on a different platform to be the first brewery to brew beer on Mars.

IF YOU MAKE THIS PLEDGE THE CHANCES OF SEEING IT FULFILLED IN YOUR LIFETIME BY BATCH ARE :

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DISCLAIMER : WE OFFER NO EXPERTISE IN AEROSPACE ENGINEERING, AND WILL EXCLUSIVELY USE YEAST, DOUGH, SAUSAGE, HOPS, AND LOVE TO BUILD THIS ROCKET SHIP. IF THE ROCKET SHIP IS BUILT, THE CHANCES OF IT NOT BAKING INTO OBLIVION DURING BLAST OFF ARE

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