We are happy to announce that DoubleCoin has finished counting and organizing all the stacks of coins in the DoubleCoin Vault, and not a single penny was missing. Still, to be safe, we have doubled down on our security. First, by adding another exclamation point to the “Don’t Touch” sign which is prominently displayed on the Vault.

Also, keep keep in mind that even if the DoubleCoin Vault were to be totally emptied by a cat burglar carrying a sound proof change purse, DoubleCoin owners would not lose anything, because their coins are totally separate digital coins which are stored in the online Owners List. The DoubleCoin Vault serves only as a visual representation of the total DoubleCoin market cap, but the value of the DoubleCoins is in no way dependent on the possession of those piles of coins.

Also, DoubleCoin has introduced a new authentification system which allows up to 7-factors, which is 5 more than any other digital currency storage system in the world. Owners of DoubleCoins may now choose up to 7 of the following factors to include in their authentification process, so that the sale of their DoubleCoin could only be completed when their chosen factors had been verified.

The available authentification factor options are:

email address #1 email address #2 (everyone has two) sms reddit account twitter account snail mail letter 5 minute phone call fingerprint identification bitcoin confirmation (you send a specific small amount) a friend of yours also confirms you want to sell the coin another DoubleCoin owner verifies you want to sell the coin your mother calls and verifies you want to sell the coin post a video of yourself saying you want to sell the coin send an audio recording of yourself saying you want to sell the coin post a hand written message online show a video of your pet, next to today’s newspaper to verify the date mail one of your shoes to DoubleCoin, and post a picture of you wearing the other shoe email address #3

There is no other identity system in the world as secure as this. We have heard rumors that the nuclear button in the white house is 4-factors. So, the the US is more likely to accidentally set off a nuclear bomb than you are to lose possession of your DoubleCoin to a hacker or identity thief. Now that’s security.