10. It makes babies stop crying

Former Big Red executive Emery Bodnar told a story about the time he was checking stores and saw a baby crying in a shopping basket. He said that the mother took a liter of Big Red and filled the baby’s bottle with it. Did the baby stop crying? Of COURSE it did. Disclaimer: Big Red and Thrillist do not endorse feeding your children Big Red in place of milk. Unless they’re crying, like, A LOT.

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