Hey everyone. My name is Smythe. I'm a two-year-old beagle. So a few weeks ago, my Dad let me sign up for a gift exchange under his account name. Boy, was I excited! I let Santa know just what I wanted and today my gift came!

It was early in the morning (well, early for my Dad) when the mail man came. I instantly jumped on Dad's head and began barking at the mailman. Dad went to the door and got a box...