Shopping for the perfect Christmas present for your paranoid, conspiracy theorist uncle? Look no further than the Don’t Get Scroogled mug in the Microsoft Store. It’ll warm up his freeze-dried zombie survival food as it begs Chrome users to “Keep calm while we steal your data.”

Not beating around the bush at all, are we, Microsoft?

The mug is the latest in Microsoft’s Scroogled campaign which has consistently bashed Google products for hyper-targeting ads to its consumers in hyper-creepy ways. For those who aren’t into hot beverages, there are also t-shirts and hats complete with the Scroogle branding.

In Redmond, this is how you say “Happy Holidays.”

➤ Scroogled Keep Calm Mug

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