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Sheena drove to the airport so slowly that she caused 120 other drivers to each arrives 5 minutes late to their destinations. Her putziness at the security checkpoint cost 40 of her fellow travelers 3 minutes each. (Man: Is that a laptop in your bag? We have to put it through again.) Her finest monument took place after the plane landed. Fumbling with her bags forced 360 passengers to wait to the aisle for 2 minutes. America's slowpokes: heroes of population control. (Woman: 24 man-hours wasted in a day- I've killed a whole person!)