bill: working hard. feelin' good *alarm sounds* bill: hmm, never heard that alarm before *ALARM SOUNDS* bill: it's getting louder *ALARM SOUNDS* bill: i don't hear anyone reacting to it. oh no bill: they must all be dead already! i must run! RUN! *ALARM SOUNDS* *bill jumps out the window* coworker: are you gonna get your food out of the new microwave? it's making a ton of weird sounds... bill? coworker (looking out window): bill? bill (on ground): ow.