Bag not Band

Feel the power!

When you say "Powerbag 6000mAh" most people who were teenagers in the late 90s are going to think of the band Powerman 5000, specifically their song, "When Worlds Collide." But I'm here with a very important message: Powerman 5000 had a bunch of other songs too! For example, there's one called "Bombshell" and then another one called "Nobody's Real." That one might be about a paranoid guy who believes all of his friends are imaginary, but I'm not sure because I haven't listened to it.

But Powerman 5000 was about more than just the songs. It was about the lifestyle, too! It was about having names like "Spider One," which might not be a real name, but maybe is, if the guy's mom was really into bugs and numbers. And it was about having pointy hair that was yellow, and playing concerts in spaceships, like they did in the video for "When Worlds Collide," which to be honest, is the only thing by Powerman 5000 that I've ever heard or seen.

In conclusion, my point is, Powerbags aren't anything like the band Powerman 5000. They're bags. Thank you for your time.

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