[Previously in series: Search Terms That Have Led People To This Blog and More Search Terms That Have Led People To This Blog. Content warning: profanity, rape, and other unfiltered access to the consciousness of the Internet]

Sometimes I look at what search terms lead people to SSC. Sometimes it’s the things you would think – “slate star codex”, “rationality”, the names of medications I’ve written about.

Other times it’s a little weirder:

why is my sister so pretty

I mentioned this query last post, probably based on this article, and the onslaught hasn’t stopped.

my sis is so pretty

Sometimes I can pretend it’s just people happy for their family members’ good qualities…

my sister is really pretty

…many people, very very happy…

my sister is so sexy what to do

…and other times, not so much.

sweet sister so pretty

You can stop any time now.

how we attract our sister for sex

NO, REALLY, YOU CAN STOP ANY TIME NOW.

sister aroused by my touch

ANNNNNY TIME NOW.

www.my sister pic sex.com

…frick.

the fate of a cruel snake re arrange ssc answer

Other times people really seem to think I have an article on something but I have no idea what they mean.

what is the hormone responsible for soliloquising?

Other times I just have no idea.

hivemind ape and young girl army experiment

Garrett Jones, what exactly are you doing over at GMU?

Glasgow coma scale

I got a lot of these from people looking for this.

glassco coma scale

Some of the spellings were very creative

glass go coma scale

glascov coma scale

glasco comma scale

glawcow coma scale

glasscoma scale

glascoma score

glassma coma scale

glascow comma scale

glosvow coma scale

glass cow coma scale

glass comma scale

…

slate satr codex

slate star xodex

slate static codex

slate star cosex

slate star cpdex

str slate codex

sstar slate codex

astark star codex

slate state kodaks

…

delay cool condom codex

???

slate star codex of hate

?!?

i canot talret anything

You’re probably looking for the Slate Star Codex Of Hate

rapist linked to prostate cancer

which star sign is most likely to be a rapist

scott alexander the gay guy’s biography

Versus…

scott alexander is no gay

Versus…

fuck scott alexander endless

criticize the statement “you can see atoms”

It’s really dumb

fnord soros fnord

…did someone just try to see the fnords by typing it into Google? That’s great.

considered armed and dangerous for cow pox

i am polynesian and so is my husband both with brown eyes however our son has blue eyes how

if hundreds of americans die tragically today, it’ll be on account of sarcastic cocksucker citizens

unreasonable autism cures

It makes me so happy when our medical system is set up to satisfy someone’s needs this perfectly

whale…. medical cartel hoax . borax

I don’t know what conspiracy this person thinks connects all these things, but they should probably put some fnords in there if they want results.

victory lotto forecast for tomorrow tuesday 11-07-17

Nice try.

using secret pyramid to hit 3 digit lottery

was rene descartes racist

what is going on here? how can just the opinion of 1068 people always determine the opinion of the entire population, no matter how large it is? is statistics broken? is 1068 just a magical number?

It’s because of [fnord] the medical cartel, whales, and borax [/fnord].

there are many things i want to say but do not know how to say. hope you will understand

I am [person’s real name removed] iwant to join illumenatic member want can i do or who can help me in order direct me

Find a member of the medical cartel and say the code word “whale”. They’ll do the rest.

i want to join illuminati brotherhood church in uganda, south africa and kenya post comments on usa blogger

Find a whale and say the code word “medical cartel”. What happens next is up to you.

is fentanyl being used for population reduction by the illuminati

No, that’s what the borax is for

jews hate alcoholics anonymous

can i get a s sample ogre biscuit factory dimension

what decisions might the police make base on crime

One would hope all of them.

why is aa mostly bullshit

Looks like we’ve got a Jew here.

list of human experiences

1. Birth

2. Eating

3. Sleeping

4. Being attracted to your sister

5. Misspelling “Glasgow Coma Scale”

6. Using secret pyramid to hit 3 digit lottery

[…]

how can we deal with cactus person?

now if we can prove the electoral college was seeded with purely partisan voters for trump, and illegal, then we can have a new vote

[164/777] …and as these documents clearly prove, Putin sent the files to Trump through the medical cartel, hidden in envelopes marked “WHALE BORAX”.

islamists deport murderous racists

Well, that was a wild garden path of a four-word sentence

bigotry xxx yup to video

…

creators of remote neural monitoring are gay designing an ass weapon

massage with bombastic words of wishing good lucky to all people doing matriculant

how to start a zombie story

ZOMBIE. STORIES. ARE. SUPER. DONE.

100 statements about albion’s seed: four british folkways in america that almost killed my hamster

give directly illuminati

how to summon abraham lincoln

you are my pleasant gustatory sensation

i hate polyamory

polyamory people are ugly

are all polyamorous people ugly

why are polyamorous people ugly

polyamory aspies

polyamory is sick

polyamorists tend to be narcissists

Versus…

good looking polyamorous

pics of women who are polyamory

versailles ohio alien military genetics

A clone of Louis XIV spliced with whale DNA by aliens is being stored in a secret base disguised as a borax mine beneath Columbus by the medical cartel.

many people agree that there should be “some sort” of restraint considering abortion

I think regardless of our beliefs on this issue, we can agree those “quotation marks” are creepy.

what is cost disease by elephant

victim to organ harvesting yankee bob found murdered

If I were a beneficiary of black market organ harvesting, I would be pretty concerned about the possibility that my new organs came from someone named “Yankee Bob”.

explain d theories of truth n d best one dat suits d saying if u can’t beat dem, join dem using events in university as a case study

you r destiny, you r fate, is the gift that god bestowed me. you so different that i had been before. anh is something special that i must keep. i hope time will help me answer everything. time will help me keep you.

I think this person has too much of the hormone responsible for soliloquizing.

satanic company (that public likes)

Apple. Trust me on this one.