“Prime Day is a magical time to be alive,” writes BuzzFeed’s Tom Gara.

Indeed. He fired off that tweet after coming across a smokin’ deal on 55 gallons of a “natural water-based lubricant” for only $1,138.20.

Half off! Almost can’t afford NOT to buy at least one barrel. For what it’s worth, that’s a way better deal than the extra long shoehorn for a 20% discount that everybody’s talking about.