It’s happened to all of us at one time or another. You’re in your bedroom, Playboy in hand, rubbing and tugging with all your heart’s content when BOOM! Your parents walk into your room, fresh laundry in hand and you sir, are literally caught with your pants down. Take heed, good boy and follow the righteous path of abstinence from one’s self. If you can’t do it alone, our list of oobject-approved devices will help quell your inner demons in no time.



Posted by David Galbraith

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