Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could ‘nail’ a woman’s personality based on what she drinks.

Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

THE RESULTS :



PART A: WOMEN AND DRINKS

…WHO THEY ARE!

Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.



Drink : Blender Drinks

Personality : Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.



Drink : Mixed Drinks

Personality : Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach : You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send YOU a drink………………



Drink : Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality : Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach : Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality : Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.

Your Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.

Drink : Shots

Personality : Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk… and naked.

Your Approach : Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!



Drink :

Tequila

No explanations required – everyone just KNOWS what happens there.





PART B: MAN AND DRINKS…WHO THE MEN ARE!



THEN, there is the MALE addendum — The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:



Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid .