These girls: they have no f***ing clue what Power Rangers are. Voltron either.

Looking for a new Power Ranger or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mini dress to wear to your next cocktail party? Congratulations, you're probably underage. Underage or -- OR -- a really cool grownup. Me? I'm a really uncool grownup with zero social skills and a heart two sizes too small. That's why my feet are always cold: poor circulation. But enough about what a dreamboat I am, this is for the ladies. Which -- is there anything sexier than a lady dressed up like a ninja turtle? Of course there is, a ninja turtle dressed up like a lady. I'm kinky and I'm never gonna stop!

Hit the jump for a closeup of the pink ranger, the Ninja Turtle ones, and a closeup of the biggest tittied but no-assed Leonardo I've ever seen.

Thanks to Princess Yum Yum, who wears a Ninja Turtle backpack over a Power Rangers dress and is the center of attention wherever she goes. But not because of the dress or backpack (she wears earbuds and sings along at the top of her lungs).