Creationist Ken Ham hates gay people so much, he lights up Ark Encounter in the colors of the rainbow every night to repel them. (I assume.)

He’s especially infuriated by same-sex marriage. But since prayer, courts, discrimination, and treating gay people as subhuman didn’t work, he’s revealed a new tactic to fight the scourge of two men falling in love: Calling it “mar-riage.”

You would think a person named “Ham” would know better than to make a big deal out of a three letter word…

On the other hand, we can all start describing Ark Encounter as mar-velous and he won’t know whether or not it’s a compliment.

