Traitorous renegade Prince Hans and his evil scheme to usurp the throne of Arendelle have never stopped devastating us like an ice punch to the heart, even after all the (hundred plus) times we’ve watched Frozen. In fact, knowing how the Hans cookie will inevitably crumble and still having to watch helplessly as he dupes everyone with his boyish charms and princely wiles gets more excruciating each and every time.

It’s a level of fiery, passionate rage that can’t be expressed via words, but for the sake of journalism, here are some snapshots of Hans-isms from the eyes of those who know his betrayal is coming:



Of course you wouldn’t! You’d shut her in, to a room, where she (almost) freezes to death. There’s a big distinction and we see that.



Calm down, cowboy. You’re gesturing pretty obviously to the kingdom and not to Anna. Anna isn’t going to notice, because she is a sweet, naive, trusting angelklutz, but we’re onto you, and we’re watching.



What did we literally just talk about? You are blatantly broadcasting your thirstiness for your own kingdom. If only Anna or Elsa had called you on it.



… by anyone except you?? Hans, you snake.



Then leave?? Honestly, this whole “free cloaks, and soup for one and all, slumber party in the castle, everyone stay warm” routine is so despicable, when really you’re just waiting for your chance to swoop in and steal the throne.



“… because that’s my job, only room for one villain in this movie, everybody move along.”



Whoever is responsible for not establishing an actual line of succession is partially to blame for all this nonsense. Like, Anna and Elsa don’t have a cousin or something? The most official option here is using the princess’ boyfriend of a couple of days as their back-up plan?





How dare you. We were rooting for you. We were ALL rooting for you!



Take a knee, Hans. This is absolutely unacceptable.





Hans, you evil, backstabbing, heartless, stylish monster! You’ll get your comeuppance. Just wait.



Literally all that is missing from this scene is a slow clap. Somebody get this man an Oscar for Best Actor in the Throes of Treasonous Fraud.

Okay, can we just say something crazy?



Quiet, Hans.

As we were saying: the most upsetting third act betrayal in cinematic history at least gave us one good thing, and that’s Anna’s last word.



We hope you learned your lesson, Hans.

Posted 5 years Ago