WHAT IS THE STATEOF OUR PEOPLE ?

LAST NIGHT I SPOKE WITHTHE SPIRIT OF THE BEAR.

AND BEAR SAID THATIF WE DO NOT BUILDOUR SUPER HIGHWAY SOON,

OUR INVESTORSMAY SOON SELL OFF

THEIR SHARES OFOUR NEW CASINO.

YES, AND EAGLE SAYS THECUMULATIVE SHARED MARKET LOSS

ON THE REVENUE OF THE NEWCASINO DROPS 15% EVERY DAY.

THEN WE MUST FORCETHE SOUTH PARK PEOPLE

OFF THEIR PETTY LAND.

BUT THEY ARE DETERMINEDAND PROUD.

AND THE SPIRIT OF THE WIND HASSTATED THAT IF WE USE FORCE

IT COULD BEA PUBLICITY NIGHTMARE,

FURTHER HURTINGOUR NET ASSETS.

I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN HOW WECAN FORCE THEM OFF THEIR LAND...

SNEAKILY.

WE'RE GOING TOGIVE THEM...

BLANKETS !

BLANKETS ?

YES, WE WILL PRESENT THEBLANKETS AS A PEACE OFFERING.

BUT WHAT THE ROUND EYESWILL NOT KNOW,

IS THAT THE BLANKETS AREINFECTED WITH SARS !

THEY WILL ALL GET SARS !

AND THEN SARS WILL RUN THROUGHTHEIR TOWN LIKE A BUFFALO.

NOW, I NEED YOUR HELP GETTINGTHE SARS ONTO THE BLANKETS.

OKAY, BRING THEM IN !

( mock Chinese )

LET'S SEE HOW SOUTH PARKDEALS WITH THIS !

( yelling in Chinese )

EVERYONE, GRABA CHINESE PERSON

AND RUB THEMON A BLANKET !

MAKE SURE YOU RUB THEMALL OVER !

GET THE SARSNICE AND DEEP IN THERE.