We here at Stop Masturbation Now Ministries often hear the dribble from masturbators that “Too much build-up of sperm in your system is un-healthy.” While that is partially true, it is not entirely true.

Have you ever wondered why nobody dies from too much build-up? After all, people die if they have too many marijuannas in their system. Why don’t they die if they have too much sperm in their system? The answer is simple. If you have too much seminal fluid built up in your body, God will relieve you of it.

You heard me correctly. If your levels of seminal fluid are dangerously high, God himself will touch your soul in such a way that your body releases its seminal fluid. This is a spiritual experience that happens during your dreams. Afterwards, you wake up and find that your fluid has been released from your body.

Because God is touching your soul, there is nothing homogay about the experience. While you may work your body like a two-stroke motor for release of your fluid, God simply pushes a button on your soul and the job is done. Nobody touches your sin-stick, not you, not God, not some other guy. Most non-masturbators who experience this often report dreaming of beautiful and alluring same-race women, during these dreams.

If you are considering masturbation, I encourage you to consider allowing the hand of God to do what comes naturally.