We live in two Americas. In the first America, movie stars Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman can take up a good two minutes of local news time to “do the weather.” In the other America, an irate woman can assault a fast food employee for refusing to serve her chicken nuggets.

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Either way, they’re all on TV. So maybe there’s just one America after all.