Everyone needs a hug, including people sending spam.

Recently, Wilbur received an unsolicited email for reputation management. Here was his reply.

Subject: Re: Got Bad Reviews? Need good Reviews?

From: Wordner

Date: May 9, 2013 8:36:16 AM

To: *protected email*

Hello!

Thanks for your interest in Wordner! Did you see the latest winning entry to our Win Wilbur’s Treasure Contest?

“I dreamed that I was being chased by… an ax wielding pastry chef, after I had insulted his fruit tart by comparing it to my taxi driver’s toe jam.”

Pretty good, huh? Maybe your team should enter the contest as well, since you seem be great at creative writing :-)

At this time, I am going to pass on your company’s services. It’s nothing personal, and I hope we can still be friends.

Here’s a fish hug to prove it! http://www.wordner.com/hug/Lrbc

*high fins*

-Wilbur

Wilbur D. Clownfish

Official Wordner Spokesfish

http://www.wordner.com

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