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One again, the gentrifying inner-city types have found to be the most complacent Australians when it comes to the strict new COVID-19 social distancing measures have been found to be

This comes as another swathe of brainless cunts decided today was the day to pretend they have a decent beaches on the weird body of water that sits underneath Melbourne.

Photographs that have gone viral today show beachgoers enjoying the warm weather on the hideous St Kilda foreshore, blatantly ignoring the Victorian government’s stern warnings to “stay home”.

Given St Kilda’s distance from the Melbourne city and lack of fun times, it seems these new photos depicting dangerous civil disobedience will be hard to pin on ‘backpackers’ – as was the case in Bondi last friday when 20,000 other brainless cunts decided that coronavirus doesn’t affect rich people.

This backwards slide in containment comes as the Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews today vowed he would not hesitate to close beaches if people violated the regulations – sighting the newest outbreak in Sydney’s Bondi beach as a good example of what happens when entitled inner-city fucks refuse to heed serious warnings about how to prevent the spread of this deadly virus.

The state has today announced 54 new confirmed cases of coronavirus, bringing the state’s total to 574. They also have the highest rate of death per case.

No doubt, more brainless cunts come.