Real excited about this new series we’ve got coming for you. All this week we’ll be exploring the antics of He Who Must Not Be Named’s illegitimate son, and his wacky adventures at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. JK Rowling, assuming you’re reading this, I’d be happy to go halfsies on royalties when you turn this into another seven part series of children’s books.

The winner of last week’s t shirt giveaway (picked out of a hat by the kiwi) is Antonia Robertson. For the rest of you, take solace in the first One Legged Kiwi sale! Head over to the shop page for some tasty, tasty bargains – all t shirts are currently only £12.

Have a great week!