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I have thus decided to take applications for a bed-filler.This is NOT a sex thing. If anything, it might be more appropriate to post this in the housewares section… but anyways.Me:-25 years old, straight single female-5’8”, blond, hazel eyes, thick/curvy-often restless/occupied when I get in bed; in need of soothing, relaxationMy bed:-1 full sized bed, located in nice room in nice basement suite-clean sheets-2 new pillows for sleeping – none of those annoying throw pillows-1 blue fleece blanket decorated with reindeer (don’t ask)-room temperature kept cool as to facilitate snuggling (see below)I require:-one straight, single man-between the ages of 25 and 30 years old-minimum 6 feet tall, 6’2” is better, 6’4” is most desireable and also the maximum height sought-must practice good hygiene, smell pleasant and regularly manscape if his body hair is excessive in volume-piercings and tattoos to be considered on individual basis-must enthusiastically cuddle, snuggle and spoon me-must NOT scratch himself excessively in the morning and NEVER Dutch-oven me-must limit alcohol intake to 2 beers on any night he is acting as bed-filler-must seek medical consul if he consistently snores when not drunk, sick-should occasionally play with my hairWhat the successful applicant receives:-the satisfaction of helping me sleep better-sleeping with a girl who’s hair always smells nice-free dream interpretation in the morning (just a weird gift I have)Applicants who can demonstrate ESP skills, thus knowing which nights and at what times I need my bed-filler without my explicit request, will be given priority in the short listing phase. Amusing and/or insightful pillow talk may be rewarded with kisses or tea (to be decided at the discretion of the bed-filler).Thanks and good luck!