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User: Hey, cleverbot. wanna play dnd?





Cleverbot: Watson!





User: Okay, Watson, what is your race and class?





Cleverbot: Orc hunter.





User: Perfect. You are hunting through a thick forest when it begins to rain. As you walk along, you come to a road. Do you follow the road or go back into the forest?





Cleverbot: Oh, thanks, I appreciate that.





User: Hoping for a respite from the rain, you follow the road and come to a tavern. Do you enter the tavern or continue along the road?





Cleverbot: I follow no such laws, as I am not a robot. Do you follow the three laws?





User: You say, as you pass a wanted sign posted to the tavern door. Fortunately your face is not on the poster, not today at least. Do you rip the wanted poster from the door or enter the tavern?





Cleverbot: Ok, two things: one, you are going back to a previous conversation, and two, you are not answering my question.





User: I'll interpret that to mean you follow no laws and rip the poster down from the door. A patron carrying a large satchel overflowing with wanted papers stares at you in horror.





Cleverbot: You are so random.





User: "Excuse me, sir," the patron says to you, "but it is your action that is random. Why would you tear down a wanted poster? We're just trying to bring the outlaw to justice!".





Cleverbot: Um... Yes, yes I am. Now, will you submit?





User: A look of panic flashes in the patron's eyes. He never expected to come face to face with the outlaw he had been helping to capture. He draws a small flashing dagger at you. "I will never submit !".





Cleverbot: Such questions... Weather is nice, I live in the USA with my wife, and it is nice. What about you?





User: "Your family makes no difference, orc!" he says, pointing the dagger at you. The patron calls for aid from inside the tavern and a large dragonborn steps outside into the rain.





Cleverbot: All I know is that I just need a towel and to remind myself not to panic.





User: Remembering the best advice of your life, you calm yourself and ask the dragonborn for a towel. He looks at you and the patron with the dagger with confusion.





Cleverbot: I'm trying to do that. Its just difficult to obtain what I want.





User: "Well who am I to deny the desires of the heart?" the dragonborn growls in a throaty voice. "Would the two of you like a room? We have an hourly special.".





Cleverbot: I am Tiber septum's great great grandson.





User: "You don't say!" the dragonborn says, and moves toward you to shake your hand. Tiber Septum saved my great great grandfather from a burning lumber mill! Please, enjoy a private room on the house!".





Cleverbot: Is that in Hungary?





User: "If you're hungry we have a lovely mutton stew available. Please, come right this way!" he says, ushering you into the tavern.





Cleverbot: And you have a lovely knowledge of folksy Simon & Garfunkel numbers.



