It works great in Iran, right?

This may or may not be why we don't hear from Ted Cruz's wife Heidi on the campaign trail very often.

Heidi Cruz says her husband's campaign, and, if elected, presidency, exist "to show this country the face of the God that we serve."

That sounds sincerely horrifying, thank you very much, and I hope I never again hear "Ted Cruz" and "the face of God" in the same sentence.

She went on to say that, "I think that’s something that this country really needs to be reminded of, is that Christians are loving people, are nonjudgmental people, but there is right and wrong, we have a country of law and order, there are consequences to actions and we must all live peaceably in our own faiths under the Constitution. And Ted is uniquely able to deliver on that combination of the law and religion."

So Christians are loving people, but it's high time we set a few things straight around here, and if we elect Ted Cruz to lead our country he'll be able to lovingly mix "the law" and "religion" in order to set those things straight.

I wonder if this is how the Taliban sold themselves. Oh wait, it is.