Happy 420! It’s only fitting to focus on Star Wars: The High Republic today. Lucasfilm’s upcoming publishing “mega-event” is still shrouded in a bit of green smoke, but we’ve inhaled it all in (😛🚀) to clear the air and bring you some of the finer details. Namely, which of the new characters have the dankest names. So sit back, grab some snacks, and prepare for takeoff with the Top 10 Star Wars: The High Republic Names.

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