How many books do you have in your home?



0



1-10



11-40



41-100



100+

When you retire, what kind of house do you want to live in?



A hotel



An RV



A nice cottage



The same house I have always lived in



A mansion

Your indoor plants are:



Dead



Barely Surviving



Growing



Making babies



Threatening to overwhelm your house.

The number of late bill payments you had in the past 30 days is:



Bills? Damn, I knew I forgot something.



3+



2



1



0

Your idea of a fun dinner is



Eating alone



Eating with a significant other



Eating with a few friends



Eating with your entire family



Inviting every person you know over for a barbeque

In your garden you:



Hired no one and did everything with your own two hands.



Hired a designer, but you did the heavy lifting



Hired a landscape company to do the hard work, you made the design



Hired a landscape company to do the layout and installation, but you maintained it after that.



Hire someone else to do everything except drink the beer. That is your job.

Your workspace looks like:



I haven’t seen my desk in over a year.



The paper volcano just erupted



There is enough open space for your coffee cup and a few essentials



There are a few papers waiting to be filed.



Hermetically Sealed

When you paint a room you:



Paint the room white or cream



paint the room with neutral colors

paint the room with something vibrant



Paint the room your current favorite color



paint a mural on the wall

When you have a headache, you:



Pretend you don’t feel it



Have a drink



Take an aspirin



Lie down with a cold wash cloth on your forehead



Take a percocet

How many steps does it take for you to do your hair in a typical morning (including steps in the shower):



0-2



3-5



6-7



8-9



10+

Your friend wants you to lie to their spouse about why they came home late the other night, you:



Say you will lie and then tell their spouse the truth.



Refuse to lie.



Ask why they need the alibi andthen decide if you will lie.



Lie but ask to know what they are covering up



Lie for them. That is what friends are for, right?

Which kind of movie is your favorite



A movie where someone gets laid.



A movie where something blows up



A movie where the Boy gets the Girl



A movie that was independently made



A movie with subtitles

When you cook, your favorite cooking instrument is:



The telephone



The microwave



A good saucepan



A cuisinart



The latest gadget you saw Emeril use

When a friend needs help moving



They don’t ask you, they are still trying to fix the damage from the last time you helped them move



You lie and say you are busy



Tell them you will help if they can’t find anyone else.



You wait until they ask and then help them move



You offer to help them move without them asking

When you need to talk to someone about something important, you



Try not to think about it



Call your best friend



Call a few good friends



Call every person you know



Go see your therapist

How do you most often get from place to place?



Walk



A bike



A car



A Truck



An SUV

When you are not gardening, which of these things would you prefer to do in your spare time?



Watch TV



Read a book



Make a dessert



Build a Birdhouse



Paint a picture?

Your best friend needs to borrow $100, you



Were just about to ask them if you could borrow $100



Wish you could, but money is a little tight so you can’t



It’s your policy not to loan money



Loan them the $100 but set up a repayment plan



Give them the $100 and you don’t care if they pay you back

Your idea of a really good gift from your partner is:



Who needs a gift?



A bouquet of flowers



Your favorite CD



Something handmade



The most expensive thing they can find

Your favorite flavor of ice cream is



Yuck, who likes ice cream?



Chocolate



Vanilla



Strawberry