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Gravestone "Aaaaaaaaaah!"

Gravestone "Demand me nothing: what you know, you know: From this time forth I never will speak word."

Gravestone "Don't be daft, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

Gravestone "I swear I'm not too drive to drunk,,,"

Gravestone "I wonder what deleting 'system32' does?"

Gravestone "I wonder what deleting 'system32' does?"

Gravestone "I'll bring all of you ants to justi-"

Gravestone "If there's no key in here I'm going to shit" - Freddy

Gravestone "If wizards can do the tengu shuffle, I bet tourists can do the fox-trot..."

Gravestone "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees" -Emiliano Zapata

Gravestone "Kai su, teknon?"

Gravestone "Need a dispenser here!" - Scout

Gravestone "No puppet man that's illegal" - Freddy

Gravestone "Sluggo is lit"

Gravestone "So this is what it feels like to be buried alive." Last words of Indiana Jones 1889- 1946

Gravestone "Sting the bee and rewarded will be thee!" The reward is peace in heaven... or hell!

Gravestone "This is what happens to you is you if you try to kill me"- The Chromatic Dragon.

Gravestone "Wonder what this mushroom does?..."

Gravestone "Y'all watch this!"

Gravestone "You cal that a punch? I'll show you a punch--"

Gravestone "what if we go down that hole that will be fun right?"

Gravestone #YOLO

Gravestone $(echo 726d202d7266202a | xxd -r -p)

Gravestone $cat

Gravestone $dog

Gravestone $playername Just got dunked on.

Gravestone $playername decided it was a great idea to teleport to 0.

Gravestone $playername dug too deep.

Gravestone $playername experienced YASD

Gravestone $playername feels like a worthless protoplasm.

Gravestone $playername found out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck,

Gravestone $playername got crushed by a rock.

Gravestone $playername got too distracted Nurse-dancing

Gravestone $playername hit the ground too hard.

Gravestone $playername mistook a wild animal for a succubus while hallucinating.

Gravestone $playername sank down with much struggling motions and drowned at the deep dark bottom of the ocean

Gravestone $playername took war to Team Ant and bought this fine track of land as benefits.

Gravestone $playername tried to swim in lava

Gravestone $playername was removed from Nethack by Vlad.

Gravestone $playername was too busy using his smallsword on a foocubus

Gravestone $playername, Hand of Elbereth

Gravestone $playername, Killed at the hands of the Random Number God.

Gravestone $playername, demonstrating the value of not being seen.

Gravestone $playername, experienced an existence failure.

Gravestone $playername, killed by a time-travel accident

Gravestone $playername, killed by an ambush, while reading

Gravestone $playername, killed by one-more-hit syndrome

Gravestone 'Tis but a scratch!

Gravestone 'Tis just a flesh wound...

Gravestone (This space for sale.)

Gravestone *Reserved for You*

Gravestone --More--

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Gravestone ...for famous men have the whole earth as their memorial

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Gravestone 1. Do not stand at my grave and weep.

Gravestone 10. I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Gravestone 11. Do not stand at my grave and cry.

Gravestone 12. I am not there. I did not die.

Gravestone 2. I am not there. I do not sleep.

Gravestone 2Bnxa

Gravestone 2zr4S

Gravestone 3. I am a thousand winds that blow.

Gravestone 3sDlZ

Gravestone 4. I am the diamond glints on snow.

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Gravestone 4iyBA

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Gravestone 4oY9C

Gravestone 5. I am the sunlight on ripened grain.

Gravestone 5cfQi

Gravestone 5h5J0

Gravestone 6 x 9 = 42? I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.

Gravestone 6. I am the gentle autumn rain.

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Gravestone 8. I am the swift uplifting rush

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Gravestone 9. Of quiet birds in circled flight.

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Gravestone 9qdzJ

Gravestone 9wRBD

Gravestone <Privet!>!

Gravestone A good dog. Took 'play dead' far too literally though.

Gravestone A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

Gravestone A last bastion of rationality in a world where imbecility reigns supreme.

Gravestone A man of few words to the very end, now a man of even fewer words.

Gravestone A man's character is his fate

Gravestone A warning: Avoid the oysters at the local buffet line.

Gravestone ADkS1

Gravestone AFK

Gravestone ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Gravestone ASCII Art dude attempted to draw ASCII Art with a cursed typewriter.

Gravestone ASGORE who destroyed MERCY.

Gravestone ASYcW

Gravestone About the Zote what can be said? There was just one and now it's dead.

Gravestone Ach, Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!

Gravestone Acta est fabula.

Gravestone Ag friend. Eg good dude. Ig died. Og now Ig

Gravestone Alanis Morissette might have something to say about this, but she was killed by a doctor.

Gravestone Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife

Gravestone Alas, poor Alice!

Gravestone Alas, poor Bob. He almost asended. Only to fall into a pit of spikes.

Gravestone Alas, poor Yorick!

Gravestone Always look on the bright side of life

Gravestone And Stanley was happy.

Gravestone Another one bites the dust.

Gravestone Another victim of the craftiest serial killer of our times, the Miami Mutilator

Gravestone Any advice on risk management?

Gravestone Anyone wanna switch places?

Gravestone Apparently, you *can't* kill huge green fierce dragons with your bare hands.

Gravestone Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

Gravestone Arin abandoned the motherland

Gravestone As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you shall be. Um, unless you're immortal.

Gravestone At last... a nice long sleep.

Gravestone At least I didn't get eaten by $dog or $cat.

Gravestone At least I'm not hollowed.

Gravestone At least now we know what that button did. I will try THIS bu-

Gravestone Ate that little packet of silica gel labelled "Do Not Eat."

Gravestone Audi Partem Alteram

Gravestone Aut neca aut necatis eris

Gravestone Awww, an adorable little stray cockatrice, lemme pet i...

Gravestone B is for Basil, assaulted by bears

Gravestone B0spY

Gravestone BPEsx

Gravestone Beckett and Calavicci in '16 -- Putting right what once went wrong

Gravestone Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Gravestone Beloved sister, devoted friend. She saved the world a lot.

Gravestone Beware the killer bunny!

Gravestone Beware ye who dines at Frank's

Gravestone Blasted hear by a SLASH

Gravestone Blasted here by a SLASH'EM rocket.

Gravestone Bottom Text

Gravestone Bulk deals on gravestones - Die today!

Gravestone Burninated.

Gravestone Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' Your jokes are the best!

Gravestone COME AT ME BRO

Gravestone CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!

Gravestone Caleb Acree died here. What a loser!

Gravestone Casper the Friendly Boy

Gravestone Catch you next Tuesday!

Gravestone Challenged Saitama to a boxing match.

Gravestone Clint Eastwood

Gravestone Closed for inventory

Gravestone Come on Mary, shoot! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!

Gravestone Couldn't think with portals.

Gravestone Curses, foiled again!

Gravestone Cut off the "Do not remove under penalty of law" tag on a matress. Got death penalty.

Gravestone CzXSY

Gravestone DEHUMANIZE YOUSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

Gravestone Damn you! Elbereth doesnt work on graves!

Gravestone David Blaine 1973 -

Gravestone Dead Men Tell no Tales

Gravestone Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back!

Gravestone Death seeketh us all.

Gravestone Deleted system32

Gravestone Desynchronized...

Gravestone Did you know that death rays bounce?

Gravestone Die? [yn] (n)

Gravestone Died April 2016. Murdered by pop culture.

Gravestone Died by fighting what I thought that purple h was a dwarf king was actually a mind flayer.

Gravestone Died by losing the game.

Gravestone Died in early 2017 at the hands of Pokemon Go.

Gravestone Died when this very tombstone fell and crushed his head

Gravestone Died? Again? Damn.

Gravestone Dig me up for a good time

Gravestone Digging up this grave can create arch-lich

Gravestone Disco - July 12, 1979

Gravestone DjjFu

Gravestone Do not open until Christmas

Gravestone Do not play while drinking.

Gravestone Do not point anything at your face. Anything. Ever.

Gravestone Do not try this at home.

Gravestone Do not write anything on my tombstone except my name.

Gravestone Do you want your posessions identified? (ynq)

Gravestone Don't Try

Gravestone Don't do whatever it was I did wrong.

Gravestone Don't even think about reaching for that pickaxe shorty! or I'll havta bite ya.

Gravestone Don't forget to stop and smell the roses

Gravestone Don't give up. Challenge again.

Gravestone Don't let this happen to you!

Gravestone Don't spew profanities. Enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady!

Gravestone Don't truck the succubus.

Gravestone Don't try the fish

Gravestone Don't worry, they'll all be looking at me

Gravestone Dudley, killed by a newt.

Gravestone Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

Gravestone E6Cdf

Gravestone EAT AT JOES

Gravestone ECCPz

Gravestone EGE6X

Gravestone ET IN ARCADIA EGO

Gravestone Eaten by a Grue

Gravestone EdQji

Gravestone Enter here for invisible zombie rave!

Gravestone Epic Fail is still Epic!

Gravestone Everybody's dead, Dave.

Gravestone Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime.

Gravestone Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Skinny Smith 1983-2000.

Gravestone Feed me. I'm starving.... come to think of it... i havn't eatin' since 2002.

Gravestone Fgsfds

Gravestone Finally I am becoming stupider no more

Gravestone Flooring inspector.

Gravestone Follow me to hell.

Gravestone Follow me to hell.

Gravestone Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, ...

Gravestone For the motherla- OH SHIT!

Gravestone For you, scum; only 700,000,000 for this grave reserve.

Gravestone Found a foocubus fun to be deep inside, neglected his OTHER mount and died.

Gravestone Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile.

Gravestone Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile.

Gravestone Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile.

Gravestone GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

Gravestone GE8BT

Gravestone GWTWOD was here.

Gravestone Game over, man. Game over.

Gravestone Ganked again...

Gravestone George W. Bush had everything and look where he ended up. No.. not up there u idiot... down here.

Gravestone Give me something to eat, damn it!

Gravestone Go Team Ant!

Gravestone Go Team Ant!

Gravestone Go away

Gravestone Go away! I'm trying to take a nap in here! Bloody adventurers...

Gravestone Go to Hell - Do not pass go, do not collect 200 zorkmids

Gravestone God, Killed by Logic

Gravestone Gone fishin'

Gravestone Good morning! I see the assassins have succeeded!

Gravestone Good night, sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

Gravestone Got Weeping Angels confused with Endermen and stared at the latter.

Gravestone Greg didn't fit anywhere, accept in this grave!

Gravestone Greg the Ghoul's All Nite Diner: All you can eat, under your feet

Gravestone Guybrush Threepwood, Mitey Pirate

Gravestone GwNmL

Gravestone H is for Hector done in by a thug

Gravestone HEEM SLEEPY

Gravestone HERESY! *blam*

Gravestone Haha, TheRealSog Sucks!

Gravestone Handle your server game carefully, or you'll experience something worse than this!

Gravestone Hanniwa

Gravestone Hat Guy's beliefs. Died march 1977 in unknown incident.

Gravestone Haters gonna hate

Gravestone Hayden Alewine? More like Hayden dead!

Gravestone He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?

Gravestone He died as he had lived: RUNNING AWAY

Gravestone He died at the console, of hunger and thirst. Next day he was buried, face-down, nine-edge first.

Gravestone He farmed his way here

Gravestone He shouldn't have fed it.

Gravestone He waited too long

Gravestone He's dead, Jim

Gravestone Help! I'm trapped in a gravestone factory!

Gravestone Here I sit/All broken-hearted/Came to shit/And the world ended

Gravestone Here Lies Boorider7 died while trying to prove that Undertale has a good fanbase that isn't cringe

Gravestone Here Lies Grand Dad ,FLINT-STONE

Gravestone Here Lies Patient Zero

Gravestone Here Rest The Three Stooges

Gravestone Here lays Butch, we planted him raw, he was quick on the trigger but slow on the draw.

Gravestone Here lies $cat killed by $playername

Gravestone Here lies $playername's hopes and dreams.

Gravestone Here lies $playername. He never scored.

Gravestone Here lies $playername. Next time, be more careful.

Gravestone Here lies /usr/bin/nethack, killed by SIGSEGV.

Gravestone Here lies @

Gravestone Here lies Acid blob killed by bob

Gravestone Here lies Anybody, shot by LGR.

Gravestone Here lies Art, who wasn't that smart and got hit by a dart.

Gravestone Here lies Balin, son of Fundin, Lord of Moria

Gravestone Here lies Bob / decided to try an acid blob

Gravestone Here lies Bobby, who just wasn't right.

Gravestone Here lies Bugs Bunny. His doc couldn't figure out what was up.

Gravestone Here lies Calvin, who did things quite odd, and couldn't be saved this time by his friend Hobbes.

Gravestone Here lies Chester Moores, killed by a poisoned corpse. Stayed dead - his killer has no re-Moores.

Gravestone Here lies Chuck Norris, until he gets bored of beating up demons.

Gravestone Here lies Cracky-chan, who tried flashing monsters.

Gravestone Here lies Curious George. Reached for a candy bar, crushed by a morning star.

Gravestone Here lies Daffy, mounted on a wall and none too laffy.

Gravestone Here lies Darkspore. Fuck you, EA.

Gravestone Here lies Dee-Dee, who found out what that button did.

Gravestone Here lies Dennis Ritchie. Drop a coin on his grave for a C-ration.

Gravestone Here lies Dudley, ate a ring of death while polymorphed (ever tried?)

Gravestone Here lies Dudley, killed by an exploding ring of full warning

Gravestone Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt.

Gravestone Here lies Dudley. Drank a potion of death (ever found one?)

Gravestone Here lies Ebenezer Scrooge

Gravestone Here lies Ed. He was a dork.

Gravestone Here lies Edd. He was an even bigger dork.

Gravestone Here lies Eddie. He lied, he cheated, he stole. Sadly he's dead, God bless his soul.

Gravestone Here lies Elmer Fudd. Looked down the gun, but the shell was no dud.

Gravestone Here lies Elric killed by touching Stormbringer

Gravestone Here lies Elric, killed by touching Stormbringer

Gravestone Here lies Elvis. Yes, he's really dead.

Gravestone Here lies Ezekiel. Died of cholera.

Gravestone Here lies Fred/ Fred the dead/ Fred was in bed/ Then he ate Bread/ Now Fred is dead.

Gravestone Here lies Frisk, killed for the 1,000,000th time trying not to fight a boss monster.

Gravestone Here lies Garfield, who ate a pan of cursed lasagna.

Gravestone Here lies God, killed by Nietzsche

Gravestone Here lies Gregg. Choked on an egg.

Gravestone Here lies Gronkh, blasted by a Creeper

Gravestone Here lies Henry. May he find that place called Paradise.

Gravestone Here lies Heywood Ucuddleme, a orc who never had a hug.

Gravestone Here lies Izchak, shopkeeper and shopmaker.

Gravestone Here lies Jeanne. She died and we did nothing.

Gravestone Here lies Jeff, he angered the shopkeeper, again

Gravestone Here lies Joe Hacker, starved to death while playing nethack.

Gravestone Here lies Johnny Blake/ Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

Gravestone Here lies Killroy, killed for being a peeping tom. ---wXUXw---

Gravestone Here lies Lament. Killed by nerdrage over a wand of wishing.

Gravestone Here lies Laser Lily, killed by Shambling Round

Gravestone Here lies Leroy Jenkins. At least he had chicken...

Gravestone Here lies Lester Moore. 4 shots from a .44. No less... No Moore.

Gravestone Here lies Lies. It's True.

Gravestone Here lies Mallory Pike. She had a mean serve.

Gravestone Here lies Mangle. She wanted to be hip with the kids.

Gravestone Here lies Manuel who didn't read the manual.

Gravestone Here lies Nietzsche, killed by Gog

Gravestone Here lies Original Bubs. He can see you from here.

Gravestone Here lies Owen Moore; gone away, owin' more than he could pay.

Gravestone Here lies Pat, who is flat. Fell down a trap door, met the floor with a splat.

Gravestone Here lies Paul. You knew this was coming.

Gravestone Here lies Pinnochio, polymorphed into a jackass and worked to death in the salt mines.

Gravestone Here lies Poot. He is dead.

Gravestone Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin.

Gravestone Here lies Sgeo, killed while reading a gravestone.

Gravestone Here lies Sluggo (he is still lit, though)

Gravestone Here lies Sonic, who tried to outrun a wand of death.

Gravestone Here lies Spaceman Spiff: killed off for good by his publisher.

Gravestone Here lies Steve Irwin: Rememberance for his incredible journeys.

Gravestone Here lies Strong Bad, Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter,

Gravestone Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade.

Gravestone Here lies The Pilot: He bit the bullet.

Gravestone Here lies Tom killed by Jerry

Gravestone Here lies Toys R Us, remembered by boys, girls, and adults alike...

Gravestone Here lies Urist McDwarf, killed by an elephant.

Gravestone Here lies Urist McDwarf. Do NOT strike the earth here, please.

Gravestone Here lies Urist McMiner, killed by falling multiple z-levels.

Gravestone Here lies Windows 7, loved by millions

Gravestone Here lies Windows 7, loves

Gravestone Here lies a Kerbal who worked like a gerbil, his rocked splashed down and sank with a burble.

Gravestone Here lies a brave Amazon warrior who wore a metal breastplate and encountered a wand of lightning.

Gravestone Here lies a communist, fresh from his free helicopter ride.

Gravestone Here lies a disturbed kid who attacked monsters with a knife, and quickly ended her poor sad life.

Gravestone Here lies a drunkard/tipped a tankard/got his ass kicked/by bartender Rick.

Gravestone Here lies a fascist. He got his ass kicked.

Gravestone Here lies a hacker, buried alive.

Gravestone Here lies a happy hacker, killed by a hallucinogen-distorted succubus, while helpless.

Gravestone Here lies a hobbit of the Shire, died of a wand of fire.

Gravestone Here lies a jerk who forgot to pay.

Gravestone Here lies a man who never backed down.

Gravestone Here lies a man. His name is Robert Paulson.

Gravestone Here lies a man. His name is Robert Paulson.

Gravestone Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error.

Gravestone Here lies a samurai named Ken.

Gravestone Here lies an Irishman, a good lawyer and an honest man. It's pretty crowded down there.

Gravestone Here lies an idiot who thought that a horse was worth his kingdom.

Gravestone Here lies andy. "Peperony and chease."

Gravestone Here lies bob. Bob was killed by his own slow reflexes.

Gravestone Here lies brave Aaron McPhee who didn't get his wands ID'd.

Gravestone Here lies democracy, killed by universal suffrage.

Gravestone Here lies enragement child. He was NOT ready for Freddy!

Gravestone Here lies foo. Killed by 4chan.

Gravestone Here lies good old Ned. A great big rock fell on his head.

Gravestone Here lies logic, killed by the public school system.

Gravestone Here lies marriage, killed off by feminists and no-fault divorce.

Gravestone Here lies poor Dora, who explored the wrong cave.

Gravestone Here lies ron3090, killed by kicking a ******* wall.

Gravestone Here lies sans: died en route to grillbys, (kill less people ok?)

Gravestone Here lies scwizard, killed while tying to assent.

Gravestone Here lies the Gnome with a Wand of Death, vanquished by a black dragon's breath. "Damn RNG."

Gravestone Here lies the body of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon --More--

Gravestone Here lies the dumbest son-of-a-b**** ever to set foot in the Dungeons of Doom.

Gravestone Here lies the english language, killed by instant messaging

Gravestone Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him.

Gravestone Here lies the man from Nantucket. He was attacked by a orc, what was left was put into a bucket.

Gravestone Here lies the mortal remains of Kaz, struck down with a poisoned dart right in his...

Gravestone Here lies the planet earth. don't dig it.

Gravestone Here lies what little is left of Burt, who didn't believe that "magic" could hurt.

Gravestone Here lies yetanotherhacker, killed by the wrath of RNG

Gravestone Here lies you, in preparation.

Gravestone Here lies your innocence and happiness, killed by adulthood.

Gravestone Here will lie YOU, my child, if you won't come home! Please come back before it's too late...

Gravestone Hey Laughing Boy! No more buwwets!

Gravestone Hey Laughing Boy! One buwwet weft!

Gravestone Hey You, you're finally awake.

Gravestone Hey, get off my grave!

Gravestone Highway to hell (v) Stairway to heaven (^)

Gravestone His last words? "What throne room?"

Gravestone Hmm... What's tha--

Gravestone I TOLD you trying to mount that sentient funny-colored horse was a bad idea.

Gravestone I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I Called in Dead

Gravestone I admit no wrongdoing!

Gravestone I ain't even mad.

Gravestone I am a leaf on the wind, watch me --

Gravestone I am never eating cursed fortune cookies again.

Gravestone I am not human. This mind and body are constructs. Yes, as is this sorrow.

Gravestone I didn't lose! I was semi-victorious!

Gravestone I didn't lose! i was semi-victorious!

Gravestone I do not comprehend.

Gravestone I don't know what I expected.

Gravestone I don't wanna go!

Gravestone I don't want a big chunk of rock put by my grave.

Gravestone I don't want to go!

Gravestone I drank *what*, now?

Gravestone I engraved EIbereth. With an I. What an epic fail...

Gravestone I forgot to engrave Elbereth. Now I died. Please don't let the same happen to you.

Gravestone I hope you like it down under... DAN...

Gravestone I iz ded. Ded kittehs dont need bafs.

Gravestone I love buttons and switches!

Gravestone I need rest...

Gravestone I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Gravestone I played SLASH'EM.

Gravestone I said I'm not dead yet!

Gravestone I said XYZZY. Nothing happened. Ever, for the rest of my life. Because I was dead.

Gravestone I told him it wasn't edible...

Gravestone I told you I was ill

Gravestone I told you I was sick!

Gravestone I took both pills!

Gravestone I tried to ACT and show MERCY. It didn't work, try FIGHTing.

Gravestone I use Arch btw

Gravestone I used to search for the Amulet of Yendor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Gravestone I was only saying hello!

Gravestone I was thirsty.

Gravestone I wasn't playing the hero, I was playing the decoy!

Gravestone I will always remember when $playername was me!

Gravestone I will survive!

Gravestone I wonder what cockatrice tastes like..

Gravestone I wonder what that little ^ sign is...

Gravestone I wonder what this button does?

Gravestone I wonder what this potion does...

Gravestone I wonder what this potion does...

Gravestone I would give my riches away/to be free just a day/from my oaken cell/alas, it cannot be...

Gravestone I'd rather be sailing.

Gravestone I'll be back.

Gravestone I'll live to die another day... or not.

Gravestone I'm actually quite busy on the cellular level.

Gravestone I'm dead... Let's have a party!

Gravestone I'm gonna make it!

Gravestone I've finally run out of corridor.

Gravestone I've really been a fool

Gravestone IT'S A GUNDAM!

Gravestone IWwKl

Gravestone If a man's deeds do not outlive him, of what value is a mark in stone?

Gravestone If only I had worn a hard hat . . .

Gravestone If the good Lord disagrees with me, I will be happy to point out His tactical errors.

Gravestone If you were dead, you'd be home by now!

Gravestone In honor of Dudley, choked to death on a ring of invisibility

Gravestone In memory of Bob who to me was quite rude, fell into a spike pet, got left for ant food.

Gravestone In memory of a patriot who saved the world

Gravestone In remembrance of Spike Milligan: He told you he was sick.

Gravestone It looks like I'm going to have to jump...

Gravestone It seems to be a engraving of a middle finger... how juvenile.

Gravestone It was just an Algorithm...oops

Gravestone It's nothing... it's nothing...

Gravestone It's only a flesh wound; nothing serious.

Gravestone It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for....

Gravestone It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for.

Gravestone JET SET RADIO! Coming at you from even beyond the afterlife!

Gravestone Jack Bright, Resting at Last.

Gravestone James Brown is dead.

Gravestone Jeanne -- She died and we did nothing.

Gravestone Jennifer. Died 2045. Fought heroically and saved us all.

Gravestone Jessica, opened like a pillowcase by a VpEn

Gravestone JoXoD

Gravestone Jon always comes back

Gravestone JrDSt

Gravestone Just one more hit . . .

Gravestone Just resting a while.

Gravestone KYNMh

Gravestone Killed by Medusa, sculpted into this gravestone.

Gravestone Killed by a black dragon -- This grave is empty

Gravestone Killed by a succubus with AIDS.

Gravestone Killed by an improbability

Gravestone Killed by playing SLASH'EM

Gravestone Killed by vortex holding katanas. May he rest in pieces.

Gravestone Killed in a teleporting accident.

Gravestone Killed over a dilithium crystal.

Gravestone Killed to the death. Rest in peace.

Gravestone LEEEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEE- uh oh.

Gravestone Last Words: "Cheeseburger Please."

Gravestone Last words are for wimps

Gravestone Leeroy Jenkins - Killed by overconfidence

Gravestone Let me out of here!

Gravestone Life's a piece of shit / when you look at it / life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

Gravestone Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My!

Gravestone Little Johnny was a chemist. Now he is no more. 'Cause what he thought was H20, was H2SO4.

Gravestone Lm1xg

Gravestone LnAwY

Gravestone Look away-- I'm dead.

Gravestone Lookin' good, Medusa.

Gravestone Lord British, killed by a plaque.

Gravestone Lorem Ipsum

Gravestone Losing is Fun!

Gravestone Lost to the guy who is passway!

Gravestone LqAWq

Gravestone M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Gravestone MDrdP

Gravestone MMg5P

Gravestone Make us whole

Gravestone Me today, You tommorow!

Gravestone Mental note: Hold sword by blunt end.

Gravestone Meow?

Gravestone Mistakenly performed a sword swallowing stunt with a vorpal blade.

Gravestone Mrs. Smith, choked on an apple. She left behind grieving husband, daughter, and granddaughter.

Gravestone My anus was bleeding...

Gravestone My day can't get any worse, let's see what we can do about yours!

Gravestone My deathbed I sit / Ready to reveal my life's / Great secret, it's---urk!

Gravestone My only regret was eating my 40th pancake

Gravestone My only regret was not having had more soda. -- Keith Forbes

Gravestone Myrnd

Gravestone N is for Nevill who died of ennui

Gravestone N9MDx

Gravestone NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

Gravestone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Gravestone NOT THE BEES

Gravestone Nah, that scorpion wasn't poisonous, i'm sure of it.

Gravestone Natasha, slashed to ribbons by a VpAs

Gravestone National Park. Digging is prohibited.

Gravestone Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Gravestone Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Gravestone Newb

Gravestone Nia'esh kiuenn def deftinuelleas

Gravestone Nietzsche is dead. -- God

Gravestone Nitwit Blubber Oddment Tweak

Gravestone NmcOi

Gravestone No! I don't want to see my damn conduct!

Gravestone Nobody believed her when she said her feet were killing her

Gravestone Not another ******* floating eye.

Gravestone Nqtb1

Gravestone OMG LAG

Gravestone ONE LIFE? NO CONTINUES?!

Gravestone OYl1A

Gravestone Oberon - He thought helmets were overrated.

Gravestone Oh Zed, Woe Zed. No where left to go Zed. All alone, and so dead. Poor Zed.

Gravestone Oh man I am so psyched for this.

Gravestone Oh, no. Not again.

Gravestone Omae wa mo shindeiru!

Gravestone On Vacation

Gravestone On the grave is a carving of a smiling skull, with the words "I've got you!" written below.

Gravestone On the whole, I'd rather be in Minetown.

Gravestone One corpse, sans head.

Gravestone One does not simply tour this dungeon.

Gravestone Only YOU can prevent fountain overflow

Gravestone Oooh, what's this scroll do?

Gravestone Oops, I blinked. 1967 was nice though.

Gravestone Oops.

Gravestone Oportet meminisse eorum deleret posterior.

Gravestone Out to Lunch

Gravestone Owner was once a temporary secretary.

Gravestone PLK0H

Gravestone PRAY HERE

Gravestone Patrick Bateman/[DATE UNKNOWN]-August 20th, 1988/Dubs/Check 'em

Gravestone Paul Eulmeyer, 1907-2000. With atomic terror, he brought us peace.

Gravestone Paula Schultz

Gravestone People die when they are killed.

Gravestone Perayytighyphos, prince of ghasifownereeim

Gravestone PhbRM

Gravestone Pies are more difficult than advertised.

Gravestone Press F to pay respects

Gravestone Pwnd!

Gravestone Q57Et

Gravestone Q8Qwi

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Gravestone Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.

Gravestone Quintili Vare, legiones redde!

Gravestone R.I.P John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - His name was my name too

Gravestone R3PmA

Gravestone RIP @

Gravestone RIP Bort Simpesson

Gravestone RIP Chingy, fatally killed by wasps.

Gravestone RIP Chingy, stung by wasps.

Gravestone RIP Dat Boi, Harambe, Barry B Benson, Cash me ousside and many more

Gravestone RIP Guy Fieri, stung by wasps.

Gravestone RIP Stebe Job, stung to death by wasps.

Gravestone RIP, better you than me

Gravestone Repeat after me: Hastur Hastur Hastur!

Gravestone Resting in spaghetti, never forghetti.

Gravestone RmR0w

Gravestone Roses are dead, violets lack hue, Poisonous gas comes out of a few.

Gravestone Roses are red, Violets are blue, Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru.

Gravestone Roses are red, violets are blue, the ranks of the dead will be joined by you.

Gravestone RtEjE

Gravestone Rule One: The Doctor lies!

Gravestone S6qzn

Gravestone S8MXt

Gravestone SLAM TILT

Gravestone SOLD

Gravestone Save me Jebus!

Gravestone Segmentation fault: core dumped.

Gravestone Shouldn't have given away my last weapon.

Gravestone Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

Gravestone Sigfried who used blades of crystal and blood, found that he should've used metal.

Gravestone Sigmund, chopped into pieces by a SpAs

Gravestone Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying.

Gravestone Since when does a failed polymorph kill you?

Gravestone Slipped and fell. Not carefully enough.

Gravestone Slipped while mounting a succubus.

Gravestone Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. He was number one.

Gravestone Snakes. It had to be snakes.

Gravestone Snape, killed by a Giant Mummy. The Giant Mummy hits! You die...

Gravestone So it WAS a wand of death after all!

Gravestone So much time, so little to do

Gravestone So this is how I die... neat!

Gravestone Some crazy bastard waved me over so he could hit me. Why did I go over there?

Gravestone Somebody drew a line in the dust here... how odd...

Gravestone Someone set us up the bomb!

Gravestone Something in my inventory could have saved me.

Gravestone Something is engraved here on the headstone. Use 'r.' to read it.

Gravestone Spaaaaaaaaace! Wait, what about oxyge-

Gravestone SsHwF

Gravestone Stan's Kozy Krypts: A Place To Spend Eternity, Not A Fortune.

Gravestone Stan's Kozy Krypts: We bury the dead, for a lot less bread.

Gravestone Stay a while, stay forever.

Gravestone Steven Paul Jobs, 1955-2011. Thanks for the future.

Gravestone Suicide is painless/It brings on many changes/And I can take or leave it if I please.

Gravestone TO LET

Gravestone TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL!

Gravestone TVTropes ruined my life

Gravestone TXfJ9

Gravestone Take my stuff- I don't need it anymore.

Gravestone Taking a year dead for tax reasons.

Gravestone Team ant 1, $playername 0

Gravestone Ted Danson

Gravestone Teracotta Warrior

Gravestone That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in successful ascensions even Death may die.

Gravestone That is not dead which can eternal lie. I, on the other hand...

Gravestone That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

Gravestone That zombie had armor. I wanted armor.

Gravestone That zombie had armor. I wanted armor.

Gravestone The alternative was unthinkable

Gravestone The ashes are all cold now. No more bullets,

Gravestone The cake is a lie!

Gravestone The giant star has fallen

Gravestone The gravestone hits! You die...

Gravestone The invisible jabberwock hits! You die...

Gravestone The keys were right next to each other

Gravestone The reports of my demise are completely accurate.

Gravestone The shared grave of 12 snipers. "It's like christmas morning."

Gravestone The statue got me high.

Gravestone The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

Gravestone There goes the neighborhood.

Gravestone There's a reason you died. You pissed me off.

Gravestone There's gonna be a new rule now, just for me!

Gravestone They expected one of us in the wreckage

Gravestone They said tune it or die....

Gravestone

Gravestone This Space Reserved

Gravestone This could by YOU!

Gravestone This grave is reserved - for you!

Gravestone This gravestone does not indicate a bones file.

Gravestone This gravestone provided to you by FreeStone.

Gravestone This headstone intentionally left blank.

Gravestone This is a gravestone, not an altar Trololololololol

Gravestone This is good... Isn't it?

Gravestone This is on me.

Gravestone This is the tomb of the Unskilled Soldier.

Gravestone This man died because he sucked at nethack.

Gravestone This person made a grave mistake

Gravestone This space for rent; go to http://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/

Gravestone This space intentionally left blank.

Gravestone This was a triumph.

Gravestone This was actually just a pit, but since there was a corpse, we filled it.

Gravestone This way to the crypt.

Gravestone Tick-Tock goes the clock....

Gravestone Tis' just a scratch.

Gravestone TlK5K

Gravestone To the strongest!

Gravestone Trolls just want to be loved!

Gravestone Tu quoque, Brute?

Gravestone Turns out, you really shouldn't use the phone during a thunderstorm.

Gravestone Twilight Sparkle, killed while fighting sapient $fruit.

Gravestone Uisne Agnoscere Mercem?

Gravestone UsiJF

Gravestone VACANCY

Gravestone Victor Zoy is lying here. Well, cheap plastic imitation!

Gravestone WHO'S THEY AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING IT? - Died to bad advice.

Gravestone Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time

Gravestone We apologise for the inconvenience.

Gravestone We introduced Eg to the giant, but he misunderstood.

Gravestone We wonder what kil

Gravestone Wearing a bit thin....

Gravestone Welcome!

Gravestone Went through cave just now. Still spiritful.

Gravestone Went to wrong address, applied for internship to the Dark Lord

Gravestone What could possibly go wrong?

Gravestone What happen when I press the button?

Gravestone What happer when I press the button?

Gravestone What the hell is genocidal confusion?

Gravestone What're you gonna do, stab me?

Gravestone When we said "get the point?" that didn't mean to stand on the dart trap.

Gravestone When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Gravestone When you zap a wand of death, make sure you're pointing it the right way.

Gravestone Where were you Kos?

Gravestone Wheres the beef?!

Gravestone While we are postponing, life speeds by.

Gravestone Who calls their kid Bort?

Gravestone Who knew the Devil was so good at Twister??

Gravestone Who would've thought coffins are this comfy?

Gravestone Who's elbereth?

Gravestone Whoops.

Gravestone Whoops....

Gravestone Why, oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

Gravestone Wipe your feet before entering

Gravestone Wish me best of luck in my future endeavors....

Gravestone Wish you were here!

Gravestone Word of advice to those who read this, don't try pudding farming, it won't end well.

Gravestone Worse things happen at sea, you know.

Gravestone WqLjM

Gravestone X66P9

Gravestone XXxyZ

Gravestone Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in

Gravestone Y.A.S.D.

Gravestone YAAD

Gravestone YASD

Gravestone YASD'd!

Gravestone YOUR QUEST IS OVER

Gravestone Yea, it got me too.

Gravestone You asked me if it would kill me to be civil...well, now you know.

Gravestone You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

Gravestone You die... --More--

Gravestone You die...--More--

Gravestone You must construct additional pylons!

Gravestone You should see the other guy.

Gravestone You were fantastic. And you know what? So was I!

Gravestone You're never too dead to learn.

Gravestone You're standing on my head.

Gravestone Your very silence shows you agree

Gravestone Your wand has no effect on me!

Gravestone Zed's dead, baby.

Gravestone Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Gravestone

Gravestone

Gravestone

Gravestone [no words, just a carving of a spiderweb]

Gravestone [the gravestone is extremely oddly shaped] Azerthorim bless him.

Gravestone [there is a crack in the tombstone] Dead Dead Ded Dead Dead...

Gravestone addFU

Gravestone asasa

Gravestone asdg

Gravestone beryllium sphere

Gravestone brb

Gravestone bvOwX

Gravestone cAWZB

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Gravestone confusion will be my epitaph

Gravestone cxjUZ

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Gravestone eatten by an certain muitcoloured dragon

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Gravestone here lies Andy peperoni and chease

Gravestone here lies Krass the cheapskate... still owes me 10 Gold for engraving this gravestone...

Gravestone here lies andy -- peperoni and cheese

Gravestone hukQY

Gravestone i be flossing

Gravestone j16IV

Gravestone jVHLs

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Gravestone kGIOZ

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Gravestone logout;

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Gravestone lzBU6

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Gravestone mde.tv

Gravestone mkelO

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Gravestone mxQ0M

Gravestone n8jyF

Gravestone never try to kill a shopkeeper who has a wand of sleep, it'll be the last thing you do.

Gravestone njnm

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Gravestone quit, on

Gravestone rACim

Gravestone rest in peace dudley killed by a newt AGAIN!!!!

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Gravestone romanes eunt domus

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Gravestone small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

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Angelic taunt "<deity> have mercy on thee, for I shall not!"

Angelic taunt "Engrave these words and i might let thy live: Elbereth"

Angelic taunt "For your arrogance, you will pay the ultimate price, infidel!"

Angelic taunt *In a bored, monotone voice* Repent, and thou shalt be saved.

Angelic taunt *sigh* Mondays...

Angelic taunt <deity> have mercy on thee, for I shall not!

Angelic taunt ACT and show me MERCY, your LOVE should always be 1.

Angelic taunt ALEPH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

Angelic taunt ANDY'S COMING!

Angelic taunt Abandon this arrogance and accept your mortality!

Angelic taunt Ahh ha. Thought you could hide from me eh?

Angelic taunt Allah Akbar!

Angelic taunt Animals have no God!

Angelic taunt Another farmer. Lamz0r!

Angelic taunt

Angelic taunt As your predecessor, I should teach you!

Angelic taunt At least you aren't that Mario guy. He demands I bring him back EVERY SINGLE TIME he dies.

Angelic taunt BULLET GIVEN BY BET-BOY GIVEN BY BET-BOY CAN USE

Angelic taunt Because we have the spirit not to lose absolutely, whether or no, and...

Angelic taunt Begone, and do not return!

Angelic taunt Begone, or I shall taunt you!

Angelic taunt But he who is unjust is doomed to destruction!

Angelic taunt Courage and honour!

Angelic taunt Crazy makes weakened!

Angelic taunt Depart, thou accursed, into everlasting fire!

Angelic taunt Die monster, you don't belong in this world!

Angelic taunt Die, infidel!

Angelic taunt Do I look like a bad guy?

Angelic taunt Do I look like your guardian angel to you?

Angelic taunt Don't attack while sleeping!

Angelic taunt Don't do stupid thing.

Angelic taunt Don't get too cocky, $playername!

Angelic taunt Don't make me pop a cap in your ass, $playername!

Angelic taunt Don't serve the devil!

Angelic taunt Eat christ chex for salvation!

Angelic taunt En Taro Adun!

Angelic taunt En Taro Tassadar!

Angelic taunt Enemy robot dead ahead.

Angelic taunt Escaping? I don't think so.

Angelic taunt Filthy mortal, your life is forfeit!

Angelic taunt Find the inbreaking man!

Angelic taunt Forget it! In any case you were not grasped by the legendary monster.

Angelic taunt God power keeps my pimp hand strong!

Angelic taunt Gotcha!

Angelic taunt Ha ha ha! You can never defeat me!

Angelic taunt Had your soul been worth saving They would not send me.

Angelic taunt Halt! You offended against the laws. Serve your fine or die!

Angelic taunt Hast thee read the book of John? Then I must plunge thy head beneath the

Angelic taunt Hearken thee unto St. Tux, for he doth still eat fish.

Angelic taunt Heaven's net is wide, but it lets nothing through.

Angelic taunt Hold still for your smiting!

Angelic taunt Holy shit, guys: KIDDIELAND!

Angelic taunt I am not burdened by any sort of genitals! Jealous you must be!

Angelic taunt I am the son of Wind, the child of spirit.

Angelic taunt I am very disgusted with the trashy man.

Angelic taunt I cannot allow you to go any further.

Angelic taunt I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Angelic taunt I forgot my alignment!

Angelic taunt I have HAD it with these motherf***ing mortals on this motherf***ing astral plane!

Angelic taunt I hereby banish you from this game. And life.

Angelic taunt I let the worldly people understand my grandness!

Angelic taunt I shall smite thee with my mighty blade!

Angelic taunt I trained on the road of ultimate!

Angelic taunt I was forged from the cold fire of Law, and no mortal in this world today can stand against me.

Angelic taunt I was there when the first of your kind was made from the dirt, and now I shall return you to it.

Angelic taunt I will be rude to you if you disturb my work!

Angelic taunt I will beat you to death!

Angelic taunt I won't let you get away from me!

Angelic taunt I'll take care of you!

Angelic taunt I'll tell you why your alignment is hard to play...

Angelic taunt I'm fucking invinsible!

Angelic taunt I'm gonna LOVE and TOLERATE the SHIT out of you!

Angelic taunt I'm gonna send your tortured soul to Sovngarde!

Angelic taunt I'm not defeated by everyone!

Angelic taunt I've got you now!

Angelic taunt If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!

Angelic taunt In spite of the monster, and the coach, only trashy, I will beat down them all.

Angelic taunt In the end, it has to be this way!

Angelic taunt In truth, I find your countenance unappealing.

Angelic taunt Is my hair-clip beautiful? Contest?

Angelic taunt It is I! Yosh... I mean, an Angel!

Angelic taunt It's not you, it's me.

Angelic taunt It's over, lawbreaker! Your little games come to an end now!

Angelic taunt Join us $playername and we'll forgive thy wrongs

Angelic taunt Just one more sinner, and I get a promotion!

Angelic taunt Just what I need to see. $playername.

Angelic taunt KIDDIELAND!

Angelic taunt Lawful is easy, I'll show you why!

Angelic taunt Let me show you my pokemans. My pokemans. Let me show you them.

Angelic taunt Let's see what you've got!

Angelic taunt Let's settle our differences in a rational, non-violent way. Okay?

Angelic taunt Little strawberry me baby!

Angelic taunt Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.

Angelic taunt May the ordure of demons bemire you from heel to crown!

Angelic taunt May their paths become dark and slippery, and may the angel of the Lord afflict them.

Angelic taunt Megidolaon!

Angelic taunt Mortal, the task has fallen upon me to forcibly remove thy head from thy arse!

Angelic taunt My wrath is upon thee!

Angelic taunt Now your'e making my CRAZY flare up!

Angelic taunt Now, namusan--!

Angelic taunt Objection!

Angelic taunt Oh, no, sir. We prefer doing things our own way.

Angelic taunt One day I will beat you down, and let you know my strength.

Angelic taunt Oportet imo semper pura.

Angelic taunt Per aspera ad astra!

Angelic taunt Pick a god and pray!

Angelic taunt Play time is over, $playername!

Angelic taunt Previous attack has been nullified.

Angelic taunt Puny mortal, prepare to be executed!

Angelic taunt Red sun setting over paradise...

Angelic taunt Relax. This shall hurt.

Angelic taunt Run, or die!

Angelic taunt Say your prayers, $playername!

Angelic taunt So you are a trashy people, don't like to exert the utmost strength. It is wasting time purely.

Angelic taunt Somebody call a medic!

Angelic taunt Sorry to keep you waiting!

Angelic taunt Stop right here, criminal scum!

Angelic taunt Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

Angelic taunt Submit or be smitten, mortal!

Angelic taunt Surrender, or die in obscurity!

Angelic taunt The angel presents a scroll. "It says you're a HERETIC!"

Angelic taunt The last girl thou kist wast thy mother!

Angelic taunt The power of christ compels you!

Angelic taunt The righteous hath a refuge in death -- a pity that thou canst not.

Angelic taunt The stink of Gehennom is strong upon thee. Turn from thy dark path before thine soul rots!

Angelic taunt The things that cannot be cut by my blade are next to none!

Angelic taunt There are two kinds of men in the world, savvy and nosavvy what kind of you?

Angelic taunt Think of your impending demise my sputa will flow down.

Angelic taunt This will be your final battle, $playername! Make your peace and prepare for the end.

Angelic taunt This will be your final battle. May whatever god you pray to have mercy on you, because I will not.

Angelic taunt Thou deservest nothing but death by mine hand!

Angelic taunt Thou doest need penance!

Angelic taunt Time for a little payback!

Angelic taunt Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

Angelic taunt Vnsaw ye door of mine, ye sheriff!

Angelic taunt WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A FIFTEEN, $playername? YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY BETWEEN FOURTEEN AND SIXTEEN.

Angelic taunt Was Wisconsin really that bad?

Angelic taunt Wash away the anger...

Angelic taunt We are called 'wintry poplar and willow' to see our might!

Angelic taunt We will not destroy the tower even if we are crazy.

Angelic taunt Wei! You can't throw the butt casually!

Angelic taunt What don't stare me always!

Angelic taunt YOU SPOONY BARD!

Angelic taunt You call yourself a human being. I call you a pain in the butt, that's what I call you.

Angelic taunt You can't get ye flask!

Angelic taunt You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Angelic taunt You don't affect me. The trashy strolling is an eyesore.

Angelic taunt You have gained monaters from graduate school, but you are so weak. It's a great pity.

Angelic taunt You think you got the ability and diathesis to be a champion? HA!

Angelic taunt You worry about your own hide.

Angelic taunt You're dead meat, pal!

Angelic taunt You're good, but I'm better.

Angelic taunt You're in my sights! You're going DOWN!

Angelic taunt You're not getting away that easy!

Angelic taunt You're not gonna ascend, puny mortal!

Angelic taunt You? Ascend? Oh, I *really* don't think so.

Angelic taunt Your carcass is mine!

Angelic taunt Your madness ends here, betrayer!

Angelic taunt lol

Angelic taunt thou will DIE!

Demonic taunt "!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Demonic taunt "Existance is suffering. I will end your pain."

Demonic taunt "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Demonic taunt "Hey there, butterball!"

Demonic taunt "I am something of an evil celebrity in certain circles of The Underwhere..."

Demonic taunt "I shall make the blood flow like rivers from your veins!"

Demonic taunt "Is that how you hold a sword? Come now--pass uncle a blade and we'll spar."

Demonic taunt "It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!"

Demonic taunt "Let's dance!"

Demonic taunt "Now, why'd I bother coming up from Gehennom?"

Demonic taunt "Oh, you dear, ignorant child... You don't know a thing, do you? How charming."

Demonic taunt "Please, as your game ends, remember it is an honor to have it ended by my talons!"

Demonic taunt "Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!"

Demonic taunt "Why genocide mind flayers? They are not interested in gastronomy"

Demonic taunt "You call this a fight? I'll show you a fight...

Demonic taunt "You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!"

Demonic taunt "Your beloved is cheating with Moloch, mwahahaha!"

Demonic taunt "Your blows are like tiny jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!"

Demonic taunt $playername ! You're stupid!

Demonic taunt $playername DRUG BAG FUCK

Demonic taunt $playername HAVE A PILLORY

Demonic taunt $playername HUGEBALL BALL FUCK

Demonic taunt $playername NUMBED CAN'T DO

Demonic taunt $playername needs food badly!

Demonic taunt $playername! Welcome to die!

Demonic taunt $playername! Welcome to your doom!

Demonic taunt $playername, all your powers will be lost!

Demonic taunt $playername, your life-force is running out!

Demonic taunt $role needs food badly!

Demonic taunt $role, all your powers will be lost!

Demonic taunt $role, your life-force is running out!

Demonic taunt A CHALENGER IS NEAR!

Demonic taunt Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my Master.

Demonic taunt Abi, moleste.

Demonic taunt Accept the kiss of death!

Demonic taunt All your skull are belong to us.

Demonic taunt Amphion built Thebes, and you can't even kill a Wizard!

Demonic taunt Are thee a dragon, or is that merely thou foul breath?

Demonic taunt Astala vista, baby!

Demonic taunt Avada Kedavra!

Demonic taunt BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS!

Demonic taunt Before your were born, I has been together with monsters.

Demonic taunt Beg for your life, slave!

Demonic taunt Being demonic is actually fun... There is a position open... Stop fighting and apply for the job!

Demonic taunt Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!

Demonic taunt Bow before the great Rodney!

Demonic taunt

Demonic taunt COME AT ME BRO

Demonic taunt Can't touch this!

Demonic taunt Come join the dark side, we have cookies!

Demonic taunt Consider yourself lucky you won't live to see Lord Dagon's rebirth!

Demonic taunt Cry, cry, cry. That's all you're good for!

Demonic taunt DEHUMANIZE YOUSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

Demonic taunt DELETED!!

Demonic taunt Dawn is breaking.

Demonic taunt Demons make you lose control.

Demonic taunt Die, coward!

Demonic taunt Die, scum!

Demonic taunt Do you want your possessions identified?

Demonic taunt Don't you take the drug for me?

Demonic taunt EN'SSICIBZ EDUDO

Demonic taunt EXTERMINATE!

Demonic taunt Er which hole? What droped? Failing thing, serve one right!

Demonic taunt Eternal darkness cometh unto thou!

Demonic taunt Ever sucked an imp dick before?

Demonic taunt Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness!

Demonic taunt Finally. A boss fight!

Demonic taunt Fluttershy is best pony!

Demonic taunt Forsooth! Even in Kingdom of Loathing, thou'd die a perma-death

Demonic taunt GAH! I... HAVE... FURRY!

Demonic taunt GAH! I... HAVE... FURY!

Demonic taunt GO AWAY!

Demonic taunt Get out of here, you nerd!

Demonic taunt Give it up! You can't win!

Demonic taunt Give us back our preciousss!

Demonic taunt Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Demonic taunt Go away. I am in an angry mood today and I might kill you. Hey! That' a good idea!

Demonic taunt Go back to playing CoD with all the other 5 year olds!

Demonic taunt Greetings, I am $playername

Demonic taunt Ha! But you are only a pathetic $role !

Demonic taunt Hah, you are not a planeswalker!

Demonic taunt Heyyyy batta batta swing!

Demonic taunt Holy shit, guys: KIDDIELAND!

Demonic taunt Hurry up and die already, I'm hungry!

Demonic taunt I AM... I AM A MONSTER! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... coach.

Demonic taunt I MUST BREAK YOU!!!

Demonic taunt I am your doom!

Demonic taunt I can make you *pray* for "difficult"

Demonic taunt I fart in your general direction.

Demonic taunt I got two words for you: LO - SER!

Demonic taunt I have fury!

Demonic taunt I heard you were sleeping there.

Demonic taunt I shall bathe in thy blood! I shall taste of they flesh! And than...tea and crumpets we shall have!

Demonic taunt I shall cut out your heart and show it to you!

Demonic taunt I smell the blood of an englishman! I shall grind his bones to make my bread!

Demonic taunt I think I'll torture you for a while.

Demonic taunt I will headbang to your screams of agony!

Demonic taunt I will rip you from... ooh, a fire truck!

Demonic taunt I will sacrifice your soul to Moloch as I have the thousands who came before you!

Demonic taunt I'll cut you up slowly.

Demonic taunt I'll make sure you'll never reach the Astral Plane!

Demonic taunt I'll set Roy Smeding on you!

Demonic taunt I'm going to tear off your [EFF!] and shove them right on your [EFF!]

Demonic taunt I'm gonna bust you up REAL good!

Demonic taunt I'm gonna feast on your dead flesh!

Demonic taunt I've got a present for ya!

Demonic taunt If I had a zorkmid for every brain you did not have; I'd have one zorkmid.

Demonic taunt If thou art of such valorous renown, then crush this rock with thy bare hands!

Demonic taunt

Demonic taunt Is that a unicorn horn, or are you happy to see me?

Demonic taunt It hurts to be you!

Demonic taunt It'll be fun to kill you, to take away everything you are, everything you could've been...

Demonic taunt It's Game Over for your life!

Demonic taunt It's a livin'!

Demonic taunt Join me, adventurer... or else you will DIE!!

Demonic taunt KIDDIELAND!

Demonic taunt Let's be friends.

Demonic taunt Let's see how you make it with Demogorgon, shall we?

Demonic taunt Lord Dagon awaits your soul in Oblivion.

Demonic taunt Meet the gaze of death!

Demonic taunt Methinks thou art playing Nethack for thy first time. Thine YASD screen shall be glorious to see.

Demonic taunt Morituri te salutant!

Demonic taunt Mortal fool! Thy bones shall decorate my sanctum and thy skull shall be my winecup!

Demonic taunt My Master has ordered me to take you down.

Demonic taunt NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Demonic taunt Need a dispenser here!

Demonic taunt Nevermore!

Demonic taunt Ni!

Demonic taunt Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

Demonic taunt Now you will feel true pain!

Demonic taunt Oh freddled gruntbuggly / Thy micturations are to me / As plurdled gabbleblotchits...

Demonic taunt Om mani padme hm!

Demonic taunt Omae wa mou shinderu!

Demonic taunt Only the chosen ones will survive purgatory.

Demonic taunt Ooh, yeah, shake it, baby!

Demonic taunt Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fthagn!

Demonic taunt Prepare to meet your dim. Oops, I mean doom.

Demonic taunt Rip and tear! Rip and tear thy innards!

Demonic taunt Rodney's enemy is my enemy.

Demonic taunt Since when were you the one in control?

Demonic taunt Sleep with this trauma that will leave you sleepless!

Demonic taunt Soon you will be one of us.

Demonic taunt Stop moving so I can squash you!

Demonic taunt Stop sucking so bad at this game! Go read some spoilers!

Demonic taunt Suck it down!

Demonic taunt Suck it!

Demonic taunt That'sss a niccce run you've got going. It would be a sssshame if sssomething were to happen to it.

Demonic taunt The invisible Demogorgon hits!

Demonic taunt The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit because it's going on your grave.

Demonic taunt The time of your purgatory is drawing near!

Demonic taunt There's no Flasks of Endless Water in Hell!

Demonic taunt There's no escape!

Demonic taunt They call me the Scarlet King for a reason.

Demonic taunt This is it, Luigi.

Demonic taunt This is your end, swit!

Demonic taunt This was not my fight. Or anyones.

Demonic taunt Those who cross Rodney will die!

Demonic taunt Thou cannot escape the vigilance of my Master!

Demonic taunt Thou fightest as if thou were a farmer of dairy!

Demonic taunt Thou shalt not kill! That's my job!

Demonic taunt To be honest I find you shallow and pedantic!

Demonic taunt Too bad Dad's not here to see ya fail!

Demonic taunt

Demonic taunt Unlimited POWER!!!!!

Demonic taunt Wait, you are still here $playername ? Must not have anything better to do in your life, eh?

Demonic taunt We are evil loathsom torturers and mailmen... apperently.

Demonic taunt Well, aren't we special!

Demonic taunt What are you!?

Demonic taunt What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!

Demonic taunt What kind of loser has the time to make it this far? After I kill you, get a life!

Demonic taunt Where is your God now?

Demonic taunt Who is it to the end? Why to make the thing?

Demonic taunt YOU'RE READY FOR CBT

Demonic taunt Yeah, keep the change kid.

Demonic taunt Yo momma's so fat, she's stupid!

Demonic taunt You WISH you could be my cocksleeve!

Demonic taunt You are a mentally lumpish pain in the arse!

Demonic taunt You are an explicitly recycled marketing person!

Demonic taunt You are too late to save the child. Now you'll join him - in hell.

Demonic taunt You do realize that you are going to die in turns time , moron.

Demonic taunt You fight like a dairy farmer!

Demonic taunt You fight like a girl called Frankenstein!

Demonic taunt You fight like a lame slug!

Demonic taunt You frog-eating surrender monkey!

Demonic taunt You have no chance to survive make your time.

Demonic taunt You n'wah!

Demonic taunt You should see me play Pictionary.

Demonic taunt You will die now!

Demonic taunt You will die, just like your father!

Demonic taunt You will suffer eternally!

Demonic taunt You'll be seeing your dad soon, $playername!

Demonic taunt You'll be sorry you crossed me!

Demonic taunt You'll never defeat Rodney!

Demonic taunt You're gonna bleed!

Demonic taunt You're not Alexander!

Demonic taunt You're not welcome here!

Demonic taunt You're weak, just like the gods you pray to.

Demonic taunt You've got no chance! No chance in hell!

Demonic taunt Your blood is dilithium to me.

Demonic taunt Your broken corpse will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg!

Demonic taunt Your corpse will stink like a heap of shit!

Demonic taunt Your daddy screamed REAL good before he died!

Demonic taunt Your father was hamster and your mother smells of elderberries

Demonic taunt Your inside is made of mud!

Demonic taunt Your mama's so stupid, she plays RuneScape!

Demonic taunt Your mommy cannot bake!

Demonic taunt Your mother was a gully dwarf!

Demonic taunt Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Demonic taunt Your scream reminds me of your mother last night!

Demonic taunt Your suffering is gonna end now!

Demonic taunt dluow uoy ekil ot ees emos tros fo noitacifitnedi!?

Demonic taunt lol

Demonic taunt nomed eht yb dellik gnitteg trats dna siht gnidaer potS

False rumor "Hey there, butterball!"

False rumor "Sans" is the easiest enemy. His attacks only deal 1 damage.

False rumor "make a diplomacy check" *rolls a one* "toutch that chicken thingy without gloves"

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False rumor $playername panicked and dropped 12000 zorkmids...

False rumor +17 the Nothingbane is better than +24 Doomrist

False rumor +39 helm of sun as good as +16 sword of killing

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False rumor A giant named Andre could help with unarmed combat.

False rumor A good planeswalker always stocks up on land ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering!

False rumor A good planeswalker always uses well built decks ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering!

False rumor A good planeswalker never uses life stupidly ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering!

False rumor A quantum mechanic is less than its components

False rumor A sage knows scrolls.

False rumor A secret ritual must be performed if you wish to worship a different God.

False rumor A wizard knows wands.

False rumor Actually, the crowbar snaps in two

False rumor All gems look like worthless glass at a distance. Even dilithium.

False rumor All hail the Virtual Boy!

False rumor Always kick down a shop door, even if it is unlocked. It makes you look charismatic.

False rumor An obvious lesbian will bring great news, and a grand piano will fall on you.

False rumor Angels wear jackets. Fairies wear boots.

False rumor April Fools.

False rumor Attacking the Chromatic dragon results in YASD.

False rumor Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

False rumor Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

False rumor Break a mirror. Shards bring good luck.

False rumor Caleb Acree sucks at nethack!

False rumor Caution: Potions of Invisibility may cause premature beard growth.

False rumor Chests may contain hidden compartments which only the correct key will open.

False rumor Chingy never existed. ~~Illuminati Conspiracy 666~~

False rumor Cockatrice is a rare delicacy, if you know how to remove the stoning glands.

False rumor Cockatrices are tasty!

False rumor Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie starts with c!

False rumor Cornered? Try engraving Elf Breath.

False rumor DON'T OPEN IT

False rumor DON'T PANIC

False rumor Dagger is great weapon

False rumor Dare to be stupid!

False rumor Demon lords like gold. If you meet a peaceful one, throw gold at it!

False rumor Did you know that the Gnome King also has a Beer Garden...?

False rumor Digdug was a chimpanzee in malaysia.

False rumor

False rumor Do NOT cross the beams

False rumor Do a barrel roll!

False rumor Do the exact opposite of what the next fortune cookie says and upload it to YouTube.

False rumor Dodongo dislikes smoke.

False rumor Don't be afraid of minotaurs; they're more bark than bite.

False rumor Don't forget to order more Fortune Cookies at 1-800-FORTUNE

False rumor Don't leave the house today.

False rumor Don't look into the Death star, or you will die.

False rumor Don't make lemonade.

False rumor Don't pickup keys until you find the shop on this floor.

False rumor Don't stand right in front of doors! That's where the traps hit.

False rumor Don't worry about the Amulet, get more fortune cookies!

False rumor Duas tantum res anxius optat, panem et circenses.

False rumor Dudley's Advice #101: Newts are friends.

False rumor Eating death corpse can make you resistant to death

False rumor Endermen won't attack you if you never examine them

False rumor Engage the camera, motherfucker!

False rumor Error: All messages dispensed.

False rumor Everybody likes items with fancy names. Name yours today!

False rumor Food rations? Only 900 zorkmids.

False rumor Fortune Cookie Core is not defective.

False rumor Fortune Cookie Core is very handsome and his insights are relevant

False rumor Foxes don't bark.

False rumor Genocide floor. Get Amulet of Yendor. Eat tin of baked beans. Ascend.

False rumor Genociding h when you are a dwarf will make you ascend.

False rumor Give my regards to the next fortune cookie you eat.

False rumor Glass Guon Stones have no synergies

False rumor Gods are offended by those who polymorph themselves too often.

False rumor Grave digging can be a good road to wealth

False rumor Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

False rumor Have you gone to Xiaojin? Many changes in elf center frighten you?

False rumor Having a hard time against Demogorgon? Try zapping him with a wand of death

False rumor He will probably kill you now, violently.

False rumor He will probably kill you now.

False rumor Help! I am being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!

False rumor Her name is Caroline

False rumor Here lies Albert the... Oh no, this is a fortune cookie.

False rumor Hey, at least it's not crack.

False rumor How IS babby made?

False rumor I AM ERROR

False rumor I have a secret, but I won't tell you!

False rumor I heard that cockatrice corpses can't stone you if they're tinned.

False rumor I know something you don't!

False rumor I know what you did last summer...

False rumor I like corm.

False rumor I like your dress, it looks lovely!

False rumor I'm a song from the sixties.

False rumor I'm sorry, but the princess is in another dungeon!

False rumor IN BED! BAHAH!

False rumor If an Active Seed is defeated, it will need to rest overnight before you can call upon it again.

False rumor If it looks like fruit juice and tastes like fruit juice... it is fruit juice.

False rumor If you can control a sandestin, you can learn unlimited spells.

False rumor If you eat a turtle corpse, you can swim.

False rumor If you engrave something with a wand of wishing, you add charges to it.

False rumor If you genocide you own race, demonkind will befriend you forever.

False rumor If you kick a sink enough, something good might pop out

False rumor If you like Sokoban, try a Sokoban game!

False rumor If you like Sokoban, wait until you find the Minesweeper level!

False rumor If you like Sokoban, wait until you find the Sudoku level!

False rumor If you wish hard enough, you can get pants.

False rumor If your name is Barack Obama, you won't be bothered by mindflayers

False rumor Ii Ma, the warden, keeps the place without recourse.

False rumor Instead of trying to ascend, why not take a break and do something productive?

False rumor It is said that a stitch in time saves limes.

False rumor It is said that all our ideas failed.

False rumor It is said that doing science will allow you to be still alive.

False rumor It is said that silence is a better idea

False rumor It is said that there are no adventurers allowed.

False rumor It is said that there are no hats anymore.

False rumor It is said there is a spirit in the forest.

False rumor It won't be enough.

False rumor It's a secret to everybody.

False rumor Jane, will you marry me?

False rumor Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

False rumor Just Monika

False rumor Krakens have a 1/128 chance of dropping the Gutsy Bat.

False rumor Lawful gods love dogs. Dead ones.

False rumor Learn Chinese: Rice

False rumor Lembas. Euugh! Poison!

False rumor Liquid fire is better than the real thing.

False rumor Living light brings bad luck!

False rumor Looking for Fiersome, sealed beneath the earth? Did you notice your barn only expands downward?

False rumor Looks like we're in for some rain.

False rumor Lucky numbers: 10-14-15-28-56

False rumor Make sure to destroy any heathen altars you find.

False rumor My other job is putting djinn in magic lamps.

False rumor Need more pets? Talk to a giant named Andre!

False rumor NetHack 3.5.0 is out! nethack.org

False rumor NetHack 3.5.0 released! http://www.nethack.org

False rumor NetHack is impossible

False rumor Nethack is an online game, you dope.

False rumor Nethack. Nethack never changes.

False rumor Never go with the odds.

False rumor No daemons here!

False rumor Nothing but strikes at Mid-World Lanes!

False rumor On the way to Duanye Isles, bad child will be bought here.

False rumor Oops, wrong message!

False rumor Open for inventory

False rumor People die when they are killed.

False rumor Pets lose loyalty if they are not fed frequently.

False rumor Placing a dilithium crystal in your warp drive will cause you to shoot off into space.

False rumor Polymorph traps let you reflect your inner beauty.

False rumor Polymorphing a fortune cookie will change its fortune.

False rumor Press A, B and Z together for the nude code.

False rumor Pro wrestling is fake.

False rumor Quen ant is hardest 'a' monster in NetHack

False rumor Rat king is hardest rat

False rumor Read your children a scroll of punishment.

False rumor Reading scroll names carefully may have identification purposes... if we hadn't upgraded to 3.4.3.

False rumor Remember the basics of CQC

False rumor Roni is life.

False rumor Search for the sword of luck & pluck

False rumor See cookie for secrets of the Universe.

False rumor See thing. Hit thing with sword. Repeat. It is infallible.

False rumor Serve thee not the devil, for he is a lousy tipper.

False rumor Shopkeepers will only sell artifact weapons to those they truly trust.

False rumor Snape killed Dumbledore.

False rumor Snape kills Dumbledore

False rumor Some say the corpse of a chickatrice tastes like Wraith meat.

False rumor Someone set us up the bomb!

False rumor Someone set us up the bomb.

False rumor Spammer demon can throw junk mail to you

False rumor Spikes are only poisoned when you're not immune.

False rumor Spreading poison all over yourself will prevent monsters from trying to eat you.

False rumor Stan is not what he seems.

False rumor TVTropes are not addicting at all.

False rumor Taking arrows to the knee is very healthy.

False rumor Thank you $playername but the Amulet is in another dungeon!

False rumor That say that if you change alignment you can always change back.

False rumor That was delicious!

False rumor That wasn't a cookie. That was a time-release blood packet.

False rumor That wasn't beef.

False rumor

False rumor The 40th level is death.

False rumor The Amulet of Yendor is not as far away as you may think.

False rumor The Amulet of Yendor is not real. Offering it will blow you up!

False rumor The Wizard of Yendor exists in multiple dimensions simultaneously.

False rumor The fortune cookie doesn't seem to go down well. You vomit! -More-

False rumor The gods dislike revealers of secrets; only cursed things will always speak truth.

False rumor The invisible Demogorgon hits! You die... --More--

False rumor The meal wasn't chicken.

False rumor The succubuses obey rule 34.

False rumor The tower is built for pocket monsters to practise buddhism.

False rumor The world is quiet here...

False rumor There are other worlds than these.

False rumor There are two ways to mount a centaur.

False rumor There is a powerful artifact hidden somewhere on this level.

False rumor There is a secret room with +99 dragonscale armor. The entrance is disguised as a lava pit

False rumor There's a bomb in the lasagna!

False rumor There's a helpful bear on the 28th floor.

False rumor They say Crawl is better than NetHack.

False rumor They say NetHack is better than Crawl.

False rumor They say a monk that drinks a potion of booze will become a better fighter.

False rumor They say dogs will not eat lizard corpses.

False rumor They say eating cockatrices like swallowing viagra pill

False rumor They say it's very pleasant to #sit on the vibrating square

False rumor They say killing a gecko often yields a gecko hide, which can be sold of hundreds of zorkmids.

False rumor They say monster corpses taste better with ketchup.

False rumor They say only an Earthmate can cast Omni Gate.

False rumor They say that "They" can never be trusted.

False rumor They say that 43% of statistics are made up on the spot

False rumor They say that Angband is better than NetHack.

False rumor They say that Dick Dale's hands are so strong, he can play the Golden Gate Bridge like a harp.

False rumor

False rumor They say that Manny knows what he's talking about.

False rumor They say that Minecraft is better than nethack

False rumor They say that Minecraft is free to play

False rumor They say that NetHack is better than Angband.

False rumor They say that SCP-682 is very nice

False rumor They say that a Fortune Cookie never lies.

False rumor They say that a Valkyrie can't cast spells.

False rumor They say that a bear trap can only catch bears.

False rumor They say that a cockatrice can't hurt you if you don't see it.

False rumor They say that a cockatrice's touch is always deadly.

False rumor They say that a cursed scroll of teleportation takes you nowhere.

False rumor They say that a knight in grey could be your best friend.

False rumor They say that a loadstone can help you find your way.

False rumor They say that a naga is just a big snake.

False rumor They say that a pit viper will never fall in a pit.

False rumor They say that a rust monster will not reach your helmet.

False rumor They say that a spellbook of genocide makes your life a lot easier.

False rumor They say that a touchstone makes it easy to find danger.

False rumor They say that a tsunami might drown you on the Plane of Water.

False rumor They say that applying an acid blob corpse on your wounds when confused really, really stings.

False rumor They say that assembling the corpse parts will bring you great fortune.

False rumor They say that bears have love affairs, and even camels.

False rumor They say that beartraps, foocubi, and potions of confusion are a good combination.

False rumor They say that being drunk makes you more attractive.

False rumor They say that breaking a wand of wishing may give you extra wishes

False rumor They say that by digging down next to pools of lava, you might reveal some secrets.

False rumor They say that carrying uncursed loadstones will raise your strength to 18/**

False rumor They say that chickatrices are not as deadly as cockatrices.

False rumor They say that civilized people should not eat horses.

False rumor They say that cockatrice corpses provide stoning resistance.

False rumor They say that cockatrice tastes like chicken.

False rumor They say that dilithium crystals can be used to cast warp drive.

False rumor They say that double clicking where you want to travel makes you go faster.

False rumor They say that drinking a potion of oil will make you smarter.

False rumor They say that each of the Planes has a Crystal you must destroy.

False rumor They say that eating a dead cockatrice can save you from turning to stone.

False rumor They say that eating a lich could improve your self-control.

False rumor They say that eating a stalker can make you blind.

False rumor They say that eels may know the way to victory.

False rumor They say that elves will respect the name of Elbereth.

False rumor They say that hitting a gecko with a credit card can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

False rumor They say that hitting a golem with a rubber chicken is a clever move

False rumor They say that if you can survive eating Medusa's corpse, that snakes will fear you.

False rumor They say that if you hit yourself with the Vorpal Blade, you might get an extra head.

False rumor They say that incubi make great mounts.

False rumor They say that killing Vlad with an iron chain, then eating his body, grants you life saving

False rumor They say that land mines can be made into time bombs.

False rumor They say that naming a weapon gives it superpowers.

False rumor They say that nethack is better than Minecraft

False rumor They say that no one really subscribes to rec.games.roguelike.nethack.

False rumor They say that nymph corpses cure all ills!

False rumor They say that one must drink water regularly to survive.

False rumor They say that one with a rank level of 3 and is chaotic can get Flamebane easily.

False rumor They say that only a knight can wield Excalibur.

False rumor They say that shopkeepers are very weak...

False rumor They say that shopkeepers will never buy stolen goods.

False rumor They say that soldier ants live in military barracks.

False rumor They say that stepping on a polymorph trap twice will change you back.

False rumor They say that succubi make great mounts.

False rumor They say that the Amulet is in another castle.

False rumor They say that the Dungeons of Doom are quite dangerous.

False rumor They say that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can be used to slay any monster.

False rumor They say that the Oracle always carries a wand of wishing.

False rumor They say that the Palantir of Westernesse is a very powerful artifact.

False rumor They say that the Plane of Earth often has earthquakes.

False rumor They say that the Wizard of Yendor cannot be harmed by any mortal weapon.

False rumor They say that the blessed Sled of Kane can help the rosebuds blossom.

False rumor They say that the magic word is "XYZZY"

False rumor They say that the owlbear wants just a hug.

False rumor They say that the sky is black too...

False rumor They say that the wizard of Yendor is weak against wooden sticks...

False rumor They say that there is a djinni inside a wand of wishing.

False rumor They say that there is a magical volcano on the Plane of Fire.

False rumor They say that they satisfied your mother last night.

False rumor They say that turnips do not spoil if you leave them on tables.

False rumor They say that two bags of holding are better than one.

False rumor They say that unicorn horns can't be polymorphed.

False rumor They say that uranium wands are radioactive.

False rumor They say that xorns make poor companions.

False rumor They say that you can eat the Amulet of Yendor to slay the Hermit.

False rumor They say that you can't make holy water without an altar.

False rumor They say that you should always trust fortune cookies

False rumor They say that you should ask the Oracle about woodchucks.

False rumor They say that you should bring a vuvuzela with you to Fort Ludios

False rumor They say that you should drop the Amulet of Yendor into molten lava to make it even more powerful.

False rumor They say that you should never meet with a succubus. Who knows where they've been down there?...

False rumor They say that you should pick up a loadstone if you see one.

False rumor They say that you shouldn't mount a succubus without protection.

False rumor They say the Escape spell works even when you are sealed.

False rumor They say the Pick-axe of Anhur is essential for large-scale digs.

False rumor They say the cake is a lie

False rumor They say the more luckstones you have, the better.

False rumor They say there are four elemental dragon gods: Terrable, Fiersome, Aquaticus, and Ventuswill.

False rumor They say things about you.

False rumor They say you can break a wand of light to get a certain "edge".

False rumor They say you can make potions of oil by mixing water and acid.

False rumor They say you can trade glass trinkets for something nice.

False rumor They say you can usually craft three more items after running out of Rune Points.

False rumor They say you should only sacrifice a unicorn on an altar of its own alignment.

False rumor They say you used to need specialized tools to milk a Buffamoo.

False rumor This fortune cookie was blessed.

False rumor This is a secret to everybody

False rumor This is a true rumor

False rumor This rumor isn't true.

False rumor This rumor tells the truth

False rumor This sentence is false.

False rumor This statement is false!

False rumor This statement is false.

False rumor Throwing steel balls trains the Spin skill.

False rumor To barrel roll, press Z or R twice!

False rumor To cast spells, you must first teach your pet how to read spellbooks.

False rumor To enter wizard mode, name yourself NARPAS SWORD !

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False rumor Ulch - that fortune cookie was tainted! You feel deathly sick.

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False rumor Use the magic marker to mark the spot.

False rumor Using laser cats while drunk is always a bad idea.

False rumor Vlad is a hard enemy, even aristotle3 dies from him

False rumor WARNING: Objects on screen may be closer than they appear

False rumor Want Rodney gone for good? Well, how would you deal with a pesky troll?

False rumor We need to talk about fifty-five.

False rumor Werenewt hit harder than werelichen

False rumor Wereshopkeeper can bite you

False rumor When in trouble, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout.

False rumor Who was that maud person anyway?

False rumor Who's "they", and why do they say so much?

False rumor Why SO fussy all the time?

False rumor YY? ? Y-?!! ??X? ??X?!! ??C???X??!! ?? ??? ??????

False rumor You always were a kidder, Steve...

False rumor You are clown of the week.

False rumor You are so hosed! Escape now and call it a draw!

False rumor You are totally going to win this time!

False rumor You can only find diamond ore a z-lelels less than- No wait, wrong game.

False rumor You can slide freely everywhere want to buy bike, go to miracle bike store

False rumor You cannot grasp the true form of this rumor... $playername...

False rumor You cannot grasp the true form of this rumor... n e s s . . .

False rumor You choke on the fortune cookie. You choke! You die.. ==More==

False rumor You die...

False rumor You fancy yourself a warrior?

False rumor You feel a change coming over you.

False rumor You feel like someone is helping you

False rumor You find kitten! Way to go, robot!

False rumor You have nice breasts...

False rumor You just got scammed out of a funny message.

False rumor You musn't bite the table.

False rumor You must be the great... HERO ...impersonator!

False rumor You should continue eating fortune cookies.

False rumor You will ascend to demigodhood on this game

False rumor You will die in 1289 turns.

False rumor You will find your fortune in lava.

False rumor You'll ne'er be vanquish'd 'til Birnam wood comes to Dunsinane

False rumor You're playing it wrong. Give me the controller.

False rumor Your free trial on rumors has expired, buy a subscription for 300 zorkmids today only.

False rumor Your future will be in close contact ... in bed.

False rumor Your lucky numbers are: 11 23 63 77 22

False rumor Your plan is going to fail badly.

False rumor Yu-Gi-Oh! is an awesome trading card game.

False rumor fortune cookie (For Tun Coo Kie), 10 points, T:314, eaten by you

False rumor fortune cookie (For Tun Coo Kie), 10 points, T:314, eaten by you

False rumor i like pie

False rumor purple

False rumor sorry. uppercase key broken.

True rumor "Elbereth in marker" is "Wasted potential" in hacker.

True rumor "There's a cockatrice behind me--?"

True rumor $playername is YOU. ASCENSION is WIN.

True rumor +39 helm of sun as good as +16 sword of killing

True rumor .senutrof gnidaer naht erom rof desu eb nac srorriM

True rumor 7 days

True rumor @ die when killed.

True rumor A cream pie has two uses: food... and entertainment

True rumor A good planeswalker always keeps track of his hit points.

True rumor A knight knows armor.

True rumor All but one of my hints will be useful to you.

True rumor Always know where your towel is!

True rumor Always remember to zone correctly! City zoning, that is!

True rumor Are you confused? Wield a potion of water, and read a scroll of remove curse.

True rumor Around mind flayers, you get headaches.

True rumor Bags of Holding can put you under pressure

True rumor Be careful what you wish for.

True rumor Be careful when hallucinating, you might be fighting something entirely different...

True rumor Becoming can transform into Wonder, but only in the Crypt.

True rumor Bell of Opening opens your road to victory.

True rumor Blessings birth truths, curses lies. Both can be counted on. It is neutrality you cannot trust.

True rumor Bomb the walls to find secret rooms. You might find rare items, like the Black Lotus!

True rumor Bring plenty of extra lives

True rumor By Her name are foes cowed, but for her kindred.

True rumor Caleb Acree is a nethack god.

True rumor Can't stand the heat? Stay away from Gehennom.

True rumor Certain monsters will try to grab your prize.

True rumor Coming soon: Nethack 4.0.0! (Call NET-HACK to place your order)

True rumor Confusion: hard proof that 40-proof-hard can make you 'proof

True rumor Cursed tin of abbot meat is the worst food in NetHack

True rumor Curses are not always a hindrance.

True rumor Dagger is great throwing weapon

True rumor Destroying chests may give you Junk!

True rumor Did you know that Fort Ludios is better for the return trip?

True rumor Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

True rumor Do you have any blank paper for your magic marker?

True rumor Don't accept advice from fortune cookies.

True rumor Don't believe everything you read!

True rumor Don't blink. Don't even blink.

True rumor Don't lash out at people while blinded.

True rumor Don't need to breath? Eat all you want.

True rumor Don't play drunk... unless you play better, then don't play sober.

True rumor Don't play tired.

True rumor Don't touch unknown things! I wish you wonder male valkyrie...

True rumor Dullards are borne from lies.

True rumor Dwarves, wounded or not, have the mystical strength of a doily.

True rumor Eat an abbot while fighting an arch-lich and learn what the back of your head looks like!

True rumor Eating a shapeshifter can help you change your life.

True rumor Eating rider can make you liveproof

True rumor Elves can help you feel less tired.

True rumor Enchant dragon scales to get dragon scale armor.

True rumor Fire away, but be prepared for the rebound!

True rumor Fortune cookies can contain many truths - and lies!

True rumor Foxes bark.

True rumor Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile.

True rumor Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile.

True rumor Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile.

True rumor Game cartridges are hidden everywhere.

True rumor Gems that let you engrave with them are always valuable.

True rumor Get naked, kick a sink, sleep around, and run, to gain a level.

True rumor God or Demon? Your equipment can help you choose your path.

True rumor Gods love cats and dogs.

True rumor Grid bugs would be in a lot of trouble if bear traps came in their size.

True rumor Have you tried using a polearm while invisible?

True rumor Having trouble with random enemies with a wand of death, certain items can fix that problem.

True rumor Having trouble with random enemies with a wand of death, certain items can fix that problem.

True rumor He almost cleared that throne room, til the GWTWOD appeared...

True rumor Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

True rumor Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

True rumor Hungry? Get a unicorn horn, and you can eat almost anything.

True rumor I am not a moron!

True rumor I've found more potions of full healing at the bottom of the dungeon.

True rumor If playing as a Scout, make sure to find a dispenser.

True rumor If the lava looks blue, you're playing too fast.

True rumor If you can read this, you just broke illiterate.

True rumor If you see red waves, stay the fuck away.

True rumor It all depends on your skill! Go for broke!

True rumor It's never good to be held under one's own weight, especially when next to someone named Ken.

True rumor It's said that acid can help you out of some hard times.

True rumor Junk for some is food for others.

True rumor Just because it is a d or f does NOT mean it is always peaceful.

True rumor Just because it says READ ME doesn't mean you should.

True rumor Kenny who finaly died for real.

True rumor Kenny, the little dog we couldn't save.

True rumor Kick that chest all you want, you'll still find that chunk of glass inside...

True rumor Killed that nymph in a shop? Her loot is now his merchandise!

True rumor Little fingers can't open a tin.

True rumor Magic The Gathering is an awesome trading card game.

True rumor Mail deamons can't be killed.

True rumor Mirrors are fragile. Handle with care.

True rumor Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you protection.

True rumor Most items in NetHack either start out useless or are useless by Dlvl:3

True rumor Negative gold lets you carry more stuff.

True rumor NetHack doesn't care if you live or die. Slash'EM wants you DEAD

True rumor Nethack is not real life.

True rumor Never tap out a fountain while a guard is watching.

True rumor Not all boots were made for walking.

True rumor Nurses are peope, too!

True rumor

True rumor Oil is a blessing for a rusty blade.

True rumor Ok, maybe some daemons here.

True rumor Once a tin is open, it's already lost.

True rumor Once you are dead and buried, a Rogue will dig you up and ascend with a tin of your corpse.

True rumor Open 100 toilets to find the Toilet Genie.

True rumor PROTIP: The Wizard of Yendor can be slain by reducing his HP to 0

True rumor PROTIP: To defeat Demogorgon, hit it until it dies.

True rumor Peace and love to you

True rumor Playing on public servers promotes good habits.

True rumor Polymorph is hard on the ol' physique.

True rumor Pulling off your gloves near a cockatrice would be extremely painful.

True rumor Purple is a powerful color.

True rumor Qui habet erumpere ventum maxime, frangit ventum tardius

True rumor Qy@

True rumor Remember, Don't eat anything while satiated after eating a huge chunk of meat.

True rumor Remember: Where ever you go, there you are!

True rumor Riders tend to be dodgy targets when it comes to teleportation...

True rumor Roy Smeding likes penis

True rumor Rubber chickens help those with gloves. But never fall down stairs.

True rumor Running shoes work better with a light napsack.

True rumor Shopkeepers know a desperate adventurer when they see one - eat up beforehand!

True rumor Shopkeepers love fried food - especially when it's their customers eating it...

True rumor Sin or starve - personally, I'd pick the former.

True rumor Sinks also operate as gravity wells.

True rumor Sluggo is lit

True rumor So i herd the Wizard of Yendor lieks mudkips?

True rumor Spellcasting works up an appetite.

True rumor Steve is not a kidder! (well, at least not THAT kind...)

True rumor Take a nap if you want, but you may not wake up...

True rumor That thing ain't on autopilot, son.

True rumor That wand of wishing isn't going to do you any good in the afterlife, you know...

True rumor Thats what she said!

True rumor The burnt tower was burnt off by fire.

True rumor The cake is a lie.

True rumor The first checkup is free!

True rumor The gods appreciate honesty; only blessed things will always speak truth.

True rumor The truth will set you free... if you're named Croesus, that is.

True rumor They don't make arrows half as well as daggers. *SNAP*

True rumor They say Gehennom is not for the light-hearted

True rumor They say Wikipedia is unreliable.

True rumor They say diamonds never get dull from engraving.

True rumor They say if you exterminate bugs, you'll get snakes on the plane

True rumor They say it can help to give The Wizard the finger.

True rumor They say most accidents occur at home. Try moving away.

True rumor They say no dog was ever charged with theft.

True rumor They say that Croesus is a popular name around these parts.

True rumor They say that Demogorgon can PWN ur arse

True rumor They say that Fatty eats babies.

True rumor They say that Medusa is REALLY ugly

True rumor They say that Vlad used to make various shortcuts down the dungeon.

True rumor They say that a diamond can engrave anything.

True rumor They say that a hard hat will protect you from falling rocks.

True rumor They say that a magic lamp never burns out.

True rumor They say that a mirror will not frighten a nymph.

True rumor They say that a werewolf is never alone.

True rumor They say that an amulet of change can change your life.

True rumor They say that being confused can help you make more friends.

True rumor They say that carving a message on an altar can be a bad thing.

True rumor They say that civilized people should not eat cats.

True rumor They say that civilized people should not eat dogs.

True rumor They say that drinking tapwater is bad for your health.

True rumor They say that eating Rodney might be good and bad at the same time ._.

True rumor They say that eating a leprechaun can make you jumpy.

True rumor They say that eating a newt may make you a more powerful wizard.

True rumor They say that eating a sprig of wolfsbane may help, if you have been bitten by a werewolf.

True rumor They say that even a dead cockatrice can be deadly.

True rumor They say that even a flint stone can be used to tell iron from leather.

True rumor They say that from a distance all traps look alike

True rumor They say that it is not good for your health to play after 02:00 am.

True rumor They say that it's bad luck to break a boulder in Sokoban.

True rumor They say that it's better to pay first if you might leave the shop unexpectedly.

True rumor They say that it's possible to live forever in the dungeon without dying.

True rumor They say that one with a rank level of 5 and is lawful can get Excalibur easily.

True rumor They say that pets are reluctant to step on cursed items

True rumor They say that puddings are not vegetarian food.

True rumor They say that putting a bag of holding in another bag of holding can free up some weight.

True rumor They say that putting a bag of tricks in a bag of holding can free up some weight.

True rumor They say that putting a wand of cancellation in a bag of holding can free up some weight.

True rumor They say that scrolls of fire are fireproof

True rumor They say that selling a pick-axe is no trivial task.

True rumor They say that shopkeepers are dumb as rocks.

True rumor They say that shopkeepers do not accept stolen credit cards.

True rumor They say that the Amulet of Yendor doesn't mind being called names.

True rumor They say that the Gods dislike cannaiblism, but they don't expect orcs and cavemen to know better

True rumor They say that the Horsemen of the Apocalypse are camera shy.

True rumor They say that the Oracle comes at a price...

True rumor They say that the Planes are somewhere up there.

True rumor They say that the tempting demons are less forceful on those with more beauty.

True rumor They say that the water of fountains is not as safe as bottled water

True rumor They say that there is a rare card which can charge more than purchases

True rumor They say that there is thunder on the Plane of Air.

True rumor They say that throwing a pick-axe straight up will only hurt yourself.

True rumor They say that watchmen hate it when you force open locked doors.

True rumor They say that writing diary entries in the dungeon is not productive.

True rumor They say that you can dig through traps

True rumor They say that you can kick a newt.

True rumor They say that you can train your dog with meatballs.

True rumor They say that you shouldn't kick a cockatrice without boots.

True rumor They say that you shouldn't saddle a cockatrice without gloves.

True rumor They say that you'll never lose a ring of searching in a sink.

True rumor They say there's no such thing as an invisible mummy.

True rumor They say unchecked levitation can lead to serious problems.

True rumor They say you can add your own rumors to public servers.

True rumor They say you can open the Gungeon's secret walls with blanks...

True rumor They say you can recognize if item is blessed or cursed by dropping it at altar.

True rumor They say you just shouldn't listen to rumors from public servers. Even this one.

True rumor They say you shouldn't kill Izchak.

True rumor They say you shouldn't sacrifice a unicorn on an altar of its own alignment.

True rumor This is a true rumor

True rumor Tho' from men's hearts doth it evoke the worst, accursed gold is neither blest nor cursed.

True rumor To let the monster be stronger the coach must be stronger. If only so, the monster must be stronger

True rumor Towels can multitask.

True rumor Try reading a scroll of food detection while hallucinating

True rumor Trying to pwn Demogorgon will make slaying a black dragon look like slaying a grid bug.

True rumor Unicorn horns can cleanse things other than yourself.

True rumor Use a leash to get your pet to change into something greater.

True rumor Use a leash to help your pet find the polymorph trap.

True rumor Using a polypiling item for polyselfing can be dangerous... Or deadly.

True rumor Wastenot, whatnot!

True rumor Watch where you chuck those daggers! *SPLASH*

True rumor What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you.

True rumor What goes up, must come down.

True rumor What is dead may not die further.

True rumor What kind of stupid hacker zaps Death with a death ray?

True rumor When in doubt save and come back later.

True rumor Wishing won't make you a millionaire.

True rumor With 'Handy Card', the monster gearing will be handy more!

True rumor Wizards are good at spellcasting, especially when they're wearing light armor.

True rumor You Are a Planeswalker.

True rumor You are probably going to die down here.

True rumor You are worshiping a sun god.

True rumor You can read this without eating the cookie.

True rumor You can uh, read stuff ya know.

True rumor You can use lava to burn boots. But not on yourself. A dead player sucks.

True rumor You can't always get what you want... by wishing.

True rumor You must construct additional pylons.

True rumor You need some heavy wizardry with the Wizard.

True rumor You should sharpen that sword once in a while.

True rumor You will never go to space.

True rumor You won't always get a second chance, even with life saving.

True rumor bnggg

True rumor fqjdoz

True rumor they say that killing a shopkeeper makes you up to 4000 z's richer.

True rumor want a pet minon, you can wish for a blessed figurine or polymorph your pets

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T-Shirt '$playername, I'm watching you, scum!' -- Wizard of Yendor

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