My fellow Americans,



We’re emailing you from the underground bunker we've built for when Donald Trump seizes control of our country and civilization collapses.



In President Trump’s America, you and your family will wander desolate highways, taking shelter in burnt-out automobiles as you try to escape the Red Dust that carpets the landscape. You will exist in a constant state of fear. You will wish you had the tools to start fires in the terrifying night, the means to defend yourself from the ever-circling jackals, and the currency to buy protection from the roving gangs that thrive in the shadow of Eternal Leader Trump’s regime.



Are you afraid enough to buy whatever we’re selling?

Today,

Cards Against Humanity is releasing a limited-edition Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag

, a pre-packed duffle bag with over a dozen items to help you survive the apocalypse that will certainly transpire when Donald Trump becomes president, including a gas mask, seed packets, unmarked currency from four Latin American countries, and 25 new Cards Against Humanity cards.

May the odds be ever in your favor,

- Cards Against Humanity

P.S. Did you know that we re-released the PAX and Hanukkah cards as the Geek Pack and the Jew Pack? You can get them in our store now.



P.P.S. Enjoy yourself one last time before the collapse of civilization and join us at Concert Against Humanity, an epic concert and comedy show we’re hosting featuring Jonathan Coulton, Molly Lewis, Paul & Storm, and more. Friday, August 5th in Indianapolis. Grab tickets here.