You do? Perhaps I can cunningly tempt and inspire thee with most outlandish tales of my now infamously notorious kitty Penny Purryclaws? Many both true and silly ones, as well as appearing in some of my more salacious fictional offerings.



She's pounced with a SPLAT into weetabix breakfast cereal, avariciously steals and hoards all manner of shiny things, noisily battles imaginary invisible cheese eating foes inside my wardrobe, and likes to insistently eat my freshly cleaned out EARWAX...