The Greater Good

No, seriously though — ulterior motives aside — we’ve stumbled into something here. Bitcoin is a once-in-a-lifetime technological innovation and it’s imperative that you pour your resources into it!

(Even though 1. mass-market computers and the internet happened in the same lifetime, and 2. Bitcoin is by definition a smaller innovation since it runs on those things).

There can be no doubt that it is an incredibly useful solution! We just need to find out what for.

Usually it’s a bad thing when you have a solution in search of a problem and you should be wary about pouring massive amounts of resources into it. But not in this case. Did you know, for instance, that the only reason your life is hard is because a bunch of Delusional Interfering Crony Keynesians (DICKs) have been oppressing you for decades, stealing your wealth by targeting 2% inflation?

(This bunch of DICKs settled on a target of 2% inflation because it turns out that’s the optimal rate for enslaving humanity and turning the world into a living Daily Mail headline for 99% of citizens, which is what all rich people spend their time trying to accomplish with their lives).

Evil right? Well Bitcoin shuts all of that down. Bitcoin gives you a way to escape the dystopian nightmare you exist in today where your only option against inflation is to buy gold literally whenever you want, because Bitcoin — like gold — is not inflationary.

There’s provable scarcity: a fixed supply of 21,000,000 ultra-portable, ultra-divisible bitcoin. Think about it! The price will only go up because math. It’ll hit at least $21 trillion market cap, probably more like $100 trillion.

This is a Black Swan in plain sight! Really a Light-grey Swan. You can sit on your coins, not invest them in anything, and get ultra-rich. Plus we’re taking the power back from evil government DICKs. What are you waiting for?

Ok sure, there’s a 1% in Bitcoin too… and maybe some of those early adopters with huge stockpiles of coins, set to become billionaires, aren’t exactly the most wholesome or productive members of society… but is that really so different from what we have now?

Just think of the cartoon sociopaths who run the fiat system.