Editor’s note: The following is a summary of crime reports taken from the Greeley and Evans police departments’ daily logs. Only a few of the hundreds of reports will be used in this weekly column because of space limitations.

June 2

8:45 a.m.: Greeley police were called to the 1300 block of 40th Avenue on report of an “unusual piece of feces.”

10:15 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 800 block of 22nd Street on report of two young kids throwing a puppy up into the air and then letting it hit the ground. An officer spoke with their father, who told the kids to be nicer to the dog.

Noon: Greeley police responded to the 2200 block of 1st Avenue on report of a man hitting his wife in the head. On scene, officers found the woman had no injuries, she just wanted her husband of 20 years to leave. The said he never touched his wife and is tired of being with her, so he left.

4:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the area of the U.S. 34 bypass and 11th Avenue on report of a woman, touching cars, flirting with drivers and flashing them.

June 3

9:45 a.m.: Greeley police were called to the 2800 block of 40th Avenue on report of the caller’s mom breeding cats in the basement but not taking care of them.

1 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 2200 block of 1st Avenue on report of the caller’s husband getting strange messages about hiding bodies and having no evidence.

8:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 500 block of North 11th Avenue on report of a man with a toothache who wanted to go to the emergency room but couldn’t because he had and ankle monitor and a malfunctioning phone that would only make emergency calls.

9:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 3000 block of 46th Avenue on report of an ex-boyfriend moving out, being rude and saying he could take with him whatever he wanted.

June 4

4 a.m.: Greeley police responded to a park at 6th Street and 28th Avenue on report of naked people in a bathroom doorway provocatively whistling at people.

10:30 a.m.: Greeley police were called to the area of 20th Street and 47th Avenue by a man wanting to know if the police had any raccoons he could use to trains his dogs. The caller refused to give his address though; he didn’t want to give out too much personal information.

12:30 p.m.: Greeley police were called to the 4200 block of 10th Street on report of a baby duckling without any duck family members visible.

6 p.m.: Greeley police responded to a supermarket on the 900 block of 47th Avenue on a report of a dog left inside a car. The dog’s owner came out and became irate that “nosy” people called it in and was frustrated with the officer for enforcing the no-dogs-left-in-cars rule.

6:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to a liquor store near 23rd Avenue and 27th Street on report of a drunk woman driving up to the store to buy alcohol; however, she was so drunk she couldn’t get the alcohol herself and her passenger had to get it.

9 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the area of 8th Avenue and 9th Street on report of a man calling 911, screaming at them and saying he’s trying to find someone in a red jacket.

11:45 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1200 block of 8th Avenue on report of a drunk and high man whose family was worried that he might kill them. The caller said his brother is seeing leprechauns. “He says he is gonna’ kill the little people,” the caller said.

June 5

9:30 a.m.: Greeley police were called to the 2700 block of 22nd Street because a caller’s mother had taken away her car. The caller – who co-signed on a vehicle lease with her mother – wanted to know if it was legal for her mother to do that.

10:15 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1400 block of 12th Street on a report of an unwelcome house guest possibly poisoning all the food in the house.

1:45 p.m.: Greeley police respond to the 4400 block of 14th Street on report of a man who accidentally shot an arrow into this neighbor’s house and wanted police to go with him to get it back.