There are a couple of things that happened in the GOP-controlled U.S. Senate today that are bound to make the Democrats’ heads explode (if there are any unexploded ones left). First, after bringing the Green New Deal to a vote only to have all Dems vote “present,” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell sounds like he’s fresh out of bluffs to call:

#BREAKING: McConnell says Senate won't take up bill preventing US withdrawal from Paris climate deal https://t.co/2taTlmj0IH pic.twitter.com/pe9TEBkZf3 — The Hill (@thehill) May 2, 2019

The Left will find that triggering, but this one will ensure another mega-meltdown:

Mitch just confirmed judge number 101 — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 2, 2019

Well dang!

While Dems are eating KFC chicken to impress C-Span. https://t.co/6xugQc2k5H — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 2, 2019

Both side can play that game:

Time to celebrate with a bucket of #KFC https://t.co/TExF98kqlj — Mrs. Kopp (@koppmom) May 2, 2019

Sounds tempting.

Cocaine Mitch just running it up on the libs today. https://t.co/jeVuFOxdUy — JWF (@JammieWF) May 2, 2019

Bingo.

Winning!! — Never Give Up… (@PCGalloway) May 2, 2019

Thank you Harry Reid ? — Thomas Whitehead (@tomcnohonyc) May 2, 2019

Nuclear Cocaine Grim Reaper Mitch — Caesar Pounce (@caeser_pounce) May 2, 2019

Will this cause the Dems to give McConnell yet another nickname that makes him sound even more awesome?