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Kek, join r/SiegeEngineMemes to know what the fuck he's talking about.

Hitler tried to take the subreddit down...

00:00 - 00:03 Our forces have been destroyed in an attempt to kill Noobus

00:04 - 00:05 Kazrel has also cut off our resupply

00:05 - 00:07 and Aslan is glitching out our weapons.

00:08 - 00:12 If we continue the siege on the subreddit,

00:12 - 00:15 we may end up losing our entire army.

00:17 - 00:19 Steiner will take care of them.

00:19 - 00:21 He's a death god.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Steiner...

00:31 - 00:33 Steiner's rounds were replaced by Phoenix.

00:34 - 00:36 He suffocated in smoke. Black powder.

00:53 - 00:58 If you've never had your ass handed to you by teens, leave now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

01:15 - 01:17 WE ARE LOSING TO TEN TEENS ON REDDIT!

01:18 - 01:23 OUR PRUSSIAN ANCESTORS ARE PROBABLY KILLING THEMSELVES IN THE AFTERLIFE!

01:25 - 01:28 WE HAVE THE LARGEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD

01:29 - 01:31 AND WE ARE FAILING TO TAKE A REDDIT MEME PAGE!

01:31 - 01:34 AND THE MEMES ARE ABOUT FUCKING SIEGE ENGINES!

01:34 - 01:37 THEY ARE ARMED WITH MUSKETS AND SWORDS, AND WE ARE LOSING!

01:37 - 01:40 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INCOMPETENCE?!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, they have good memes, it's hard to-

01:42 - 01:46 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR MEMES!

01:46 - 01:48 They have memes of you, maybe they'll be useful-

01:48 - 01:52 They're fucking teenagers, how the fuck are they useful?!

01:53 - 01:54 IT'S MORE THAN DISAPPOINTING!

01:56 - 01:57 I worked hard to take Europe

01:57 - 02:00 and now it's all going to shit

02:00 - 02:03 because of a bunch of kids who haven't gone through PUBERTY!

02:04 - 02:08 I SHOULD'VE KILLED THEM ALL BY NOW

02:08 - 02:13 BUT INSTEAD, THEY'RE FUCKING BEATING US!

02:14 - 02:16 WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM, I WILL FUCKING MURDER THEM

02:17 - 02:21 AND I WILL SHIP THEIR FAMILIES VIA FEDEX TO STALIN! (calm down m9)

02:27 - 02:29 I thought it impossible...

02:30 - 02:34 for an army of trained soldiers to be spanked

02:34 - 02:36 by meme-loving teens on reddit.

02:41 - 02:42 It's a disgrace...

02:43 - 02:47 A DISGRACE THAT I WOULD BE BEATEN

02:48 - 02:53 BY A FUCKING MARXIST-LENINIST, AND HAVE THE NAZI DREAM DESTROYED! (Oh hey I'm the marxist-leninist)

02:54 - 02:56 Send a message to Noobus.

02:56 - 02:59 Make it say that my army is filled with incompetent fuckheads

03:00 - 03:02 and that he's going to fucking beat me!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. He might have mercy on us. (Fuck no, bitch, I'm leaving you lot in the abyss between the worlds)

03:14 - 03:16 Prepare a peace treaty.

03:19 - 03:23 I will end my attempts to destroy SiegeEngineMemes.

03:25 - 03:26 They have defeated me.

03:31 - 03:33 For now.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you think that I will not return, think again.

03:46 - 03:49 I will fucking end them all.