This has to be the worst campaign vetting in the history of failed campaign vetting… Or the most horrible exploitation, Clintonian level exploitation, of a very troubled woman…. You decide.

Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton’s entire campaign narrative is now centered around, and vested in, using a former Miss Venezuela, Alicia Machado, as an attack surrogate against Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign goal is to paint Donald Trump as anti-woman, and fat-shaming, because the Miss Universe pageant owner told Machado she needed to lose the 50+ lbs she gained after winning the 1996 beauty pageant title.

Yeah, it does sound silly. Hillary Clinton is trying to hit Donald Trump for being critical/judgmental of beauty,… in a beauty pageant,… which he owned,… and was therefore the stakeholder in the brand image of the beauty pageant Machado won.

Huh? Yeah, but if that wasn’t silly enough, hold on. It gets really bizarre.

After finishing her one-year-term as ’96 Miss Universe, Alicia Machado first turned to a life of crime – including being the getaway driver for her boyfriend during the murder of his brother-in-law. A few weeks later Ms. Machado was accused of threatening the judge who was in charge of convicting her boyfriend.

(Daily Mail) In January 1998, the Associated Press revealed that Machado had been accused in court documents in Cadacras of driving her boyfriend from the scene of a shooting. […] A judge indicted her boyfriend, described by Reuters as ‘a 26-year-old graphic designer with movie star good looks’ – and police mounted a series of raids to find him, to no avail. It was not the end of the affair. A month later the judge went on national television to allege that Machado had threatened to kill him if he indicted Sbert. Judge Maximiliano Fuenmayor said on national television that she threatened ‘to ruin my career as a judge and … kill me’, the Associated Press reported. (link)

Ms. Machado, Hillary Clinton’s latest campaign surrogate/victim, admitted to being the getaway driver last night to CNN’s Anderson Cooper. Must Watch:

Nice approach….. Meh, what’s a little drive-by-shooting/assassination amid, well, the normal and customary American 20-year-old youthful indiscretions… let’s get to the part where Trump said I had to lose weight.

SUCH A NICE ROLE MODEL HILLARY CHAMPIONING! Porn star, drug lord baby daddy, threatened judge, drove getaway car https://t.co/5T6afjZnAf — slone (@slone) September 28, 2016

Oh, but wait, it gets better.

Now keep in mind, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is using Ms. Mexican-Gangland-Murder-Piggy/Porn-Star, in her commercials too.

The Hillary Clinton campaign is fully invested – SEE HERE.

Judgment?

But hold on, we’re not done…. it gets err,.. well, worse.

Ms. Alicia Mexican–Gangland-Murder-Piggy/Porn-Star Machado is also the incubus for the child of a notorious Mexican drug kingpin.

[Univision Link] [People Magazine Latino Link] Now as incredulous as this might seem, it’s actually a common occurrence for Mexican Drug Lords to import south American beauty queens as girlfriends and concubines – SEE HERE – They then use their narco leverage to position their femme trophies within social entertainment industries like Spanish movies, TV, and modeling. El Chappo Guzman did the same thing.

(McLatchy) […] Machado, a Mexico City resident, found herself in the news again when a report from a secret witness under federal protection that claimed she was involved with Gerardo Alvarez Vazquez, an accused kingpin known as “El Indio,” or “The Indian,” filtered out to Mexican media. The witness asserted that Machado had borne Alvarez’s daughter, Dinorah, in 2008 and that several drug lords from the Beltran Leyva gang came to the baptism. (link)

No. NO really, you just can’t make this stuff up. Now watch Machado’s interview with Megyn Kelly and you can see the narrative as it is being manufactured/sold:

I received my passport ! I’m ready to vote For my country for you @HillaryClinton for my daughter For women workers pic.twitter.com/U5lSwWxiHc — Alicia Machado (@machadooficial) September 27, 2016

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TOMORROW: The beauty queen who says @realDonaldTrump called her "Miss Piggy" speaks out LIVE on @GMA. pic.twitter.com/TklrBIkE8i — Good Morning America (@GMA) September 28, 2016

Here’s the 20-year-old 1997 press video the media determines is so intensely controversial: