Michael Bisping: Fighter, mixed martial arts (MMA) analyst ... life coach?

"The Count" was a recent guest on UFC Tonight, and had some career advice for Luke Rockhold, who is currently waiting for Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) to find him an opponent. In the interim, he can probably help his own cause by ditching his teenage friends.

Says Bisping:

"When Luke Rockhold is done making a douche bag out of himself, hanging out at pool parties with teenagers, if he wants to get back to business and step into the Octagon, I'm the man for the job. After his last fight, he called me out. But then he said he hurt his little pinky toe. If his toe's healed up, and he wants to get back to business, we can go toe to toe, or pinky to pinky."

Not so fast.

Bisping first has to get past Cung Le at the UFC Fight Night 48 event, which takes place on Saturday, August 23, 2014 at CotaiArena in Macao, China, live on Fight Pass. But if and when the brash Brit gets the job done against Le -- who like Rockhold once held gold for Strikeforce -- then his schedule is free and clear.

Assuming this doesn't happen, perhaps they can finally settle this longtime war of words.