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The aftermath of a weatherman coming after a comedy legend, Tom Segura

00:00 - 00:03 Your Mom's House Podcast has gotten wind of your comments

00:04 - 00:05 The Mommies have flooded your Twitter page

00:05 - 00:07 With comments coming from all over the U.S.

00:08 - 00:12 From Momver to Jew Dork Titty. Meat Rattle to Momlando

00:12 - 00:15 And everywhere in between

00:17 - 00:19 Just give it a few days to die down

00:19 - 00:21 Surely, they have better things to do

00:24 - 00:26 My leader...

00:27 - 00:28 We think...

00:31 - 00:33 We think they're retarded

00:34 - 00:36 And they've been fluid bonding together for years

00:53 - 00:58 Anybody not on the 13...WHAM...news team, leave now

01:13 - 01:15 I'm going to have to deactivate my Twitter account!

01:15 - 01:17 And I just reached 11K followers!

01:18 - 01:23 "Hi Mommy" "Thanks Jeans" "Keep 'em high and tight"

01:25 - 01:28 "Hey, what's your name?"

01:29 - 01:31 "What's your pronoun?"

01:31 - 01:34 These motherfuckers don't even make sense

01:34 - 01:37 Non stop fart talk

01:37 - 01:40 Asking if I have cum in these balls

01:40 - 01:42 My leader, what about "Machines Within"?

01:42 - 01:46 Don't even get that song stuck in my head again

01:46 - 01:48 My leader, they want to know if you can make those big tits fart

01:48 - 01:52 That's not even in the realm of possibility

01:53 - 01:54 Fuck me in my ass, man!

01:56 - 01:57 I'm just a dumb weatherman from Rochester, NY

01:57 - 02:00 I like New Balances and Dad jokes

02:00 - 02:03 I started a war with a comedy giant

02:04 - 02:08 Tom is the water champ

02:08 - 02:13 Personality champ

02:14 - 02:16 And I'm pretty sure he's poly and he's bi

02:17 - 02:21 His Netflix specials are so good that Mike Tyson likes them. BIKES!

02:27 - 02:29 His wife has big tits too

02:30 - 02:34 Big mushy purples

02:34 - 02:36 I bet you they feel gooder than a bitch

02:41 - 02:42 I'm going to have to apologize

02:43 - 02:47 Or the mommies will continue asking me "Where the dudes at?"

02:48 - 02:53 They keep telling me I'm funny

02:54 - 02:56 But I know they're just fucking with me

02:56 - 02:59 "Would you date your mom?" Of course I would!

03:00 - 03:02 But why is it just like the gays?

03:04 - 03:07 What? It's only smells

03:14 - 03:16 I never thought it would get this crazy

03:19 - 03:23 I wish I could just tell Tom

03:25 - 03:26 "Make a bridge and get over it"

03:31 - 03:33 But I know I just need to "get my life"

03:40 - 03:46 He once laughed at an Asian guy getting his legs smashed by a car

03:46 - 03:49 He's a pyschopath