Like others in the conference hall, I felt a sense of awe as

the world’s greatest living explorer, Sir Ranulph ‘Ran’ Fiennes, took to the

stage to recount some of the stories about his life and travels, including the day he was in court over trying to rob a bank.

Bear in mind, this is the man who was:

First to reach both Poles (with Charles Burton).

First to cross Antarctic and Arctic Ocean (with

Charles Burton).

Charles Burton). First to circumnavigate the world along its polar

axis (with Charles Burton)

axis (with Charles Burton) Led the first hovercraft expedition up the

longest river in the world (the Nile) in 1968/1969.

longest river in the world (the Nile) in 1968/1969. Achieved world record for unsupported northerly

polar travel in 1990.

polar travel in 1990. Led the team that discovered the lost city of

Ubar on the Yemeni border in 1992 (after seven previous search expeditions over

a 26 year period).

Ubar on the Yemeni border in 1992 (after seven previous search expeditions over a 26 year period). Achieved world first in 1992/1993 by completing

the first unsupported crossing of the Antarctic Continent (with Mike Stroud).

This was the longest unsupported polar journey in history.

the first unsupported crossing of the Antarctic Continent (with Mike Stroud). This was the longest unsupported polar journey in history. In 2003, only 3½ months after a massive heart

attack, 3 day coma and double bypass, Ranulph Fiennes (with Mike Stroud)

achieved the first 7x7x7 (Seven marathons in seven consecutive days on all

seven continents).

attack, 3 day coma and double bypass, Ranulph Fiennes (with Mike Stroud) achieved the first 7x7x7 (Seven marathons in seven consecutive days on all seven continents). 2005, climbed Everest (Tibet-side) to within

300m of summit raising £2 million for the British Heart Foundations new

research MRI scanner.

300m of summit raising £2 million for the British Heart Foundations new research MRI scanner. 2007, Sir Ranulph climbed the North Face of the

Eiger (with Kenton Cool and Ian Parnell) and raised £1.8 million for Marie

Curie Cancer Care's Delivering Choice Programme

Eiger (with Kenton Cool and Ian Parnell) and raised £1.8 million for Marie Curie Cancer Care's Delivering Choice Programme 2008, climbed Everest (Nepal-side) to within

400m from summit raising £2.5m for Marie Curie Cancer Care Delivering Choice

Programme

400m from summit raising £2.5m for Marie Curie Cancer Care Delivering Choice Programme Successfully summitted Everest May 2009 with

Thundu Sherpa making a total for Marie Curie of over £6.2m. The oldest Briton

ever to summit.

Ran was the highlight keynote at the end of the first day of

the Building Societies Association’s annual conference …

… and told his life story

with true British humility, irony and humour.

Much of it was about how he failed at school, failed at

exams, failed in the army and failed in other areas of life.

Obviously, this is not the case, as he has been immensely successful.

His speech was filled with humour, and one particular story stayed

with me as I’d not heard it before and I don’t think it’s particularly well

known.

Back in the 1960s, Fiennes served eight years in the British Army – in his

father's regiment, the Royal Scots Greys – and was later seconded to the

Special Air Service (SAS), where he specialised in demolitions.

Service life was enlivened by various scrapes and escapades,

including an occasion when Fiennes and another officer procured a very lively,

squirming piglet, covered it with tank grease and slipped it into the crowded

ballroom of the army's Staff College, Camberley.

But the story that I hadn’t heard before was how Sir Ranulph

Fiennes, OBE, tried to rob a bank.

Ran recounted this as part of his training to get into the

SAS.

SAS training was and is particularly hard, as this is the

most elite fighting force in the army.

You go through various gruelling physical and mental exercises,

and only the ones who pass every test get through.

If you fail anything, you are thrown out that minute, that

day.

So it’s tough. The toughest in fact.

On this particular day, Ran and his mates had been out drinking

and got back late to barracks.

That was a mistake as

the challenge for each day to qualify for the SAS is left as instructions on

their beds at 6 a.m. and it was now 11:00.

The challenge this particular day was to rob £200,000 from

the local bank in Hereford!

And this is an official SAS army challenge?

Apparently, he got tasked with robbing Barclays and his colleagues

got Lloyds.

What they had to do is not necessarily to actually steal the

money, but to show in great detail how they would steal it.

This would then be checked in depth by the instructors to

ensure it would work, and they would get a pass or fail.

Unfortunately, as mentioned, Ran had got back to the

barracks late and by the time he got to the bank branch, it had closed.

This was the 1960s and most banks were only open a short

time, so Ran ran round the back of the branch to see if there was any way to

get access that way.

Luckily, when he got there, he could see someone inside and

so he banged on the window until someone came out.

That someone happened to be the branch manager.

Ran explained to him in great detail how he was moving into

the area to join the SAS, and had his family inheritance to place in trust with

an appropriate bank whilst he served in the army.

Bearing in mind that Sir Ranulph is pretty well-spoken, tall,

elegant and looks the part, the branch manager – who was “charming but a little

naïve” – invited him to checkout the bank’s security systems, in order to convince

Ran that their bank was the right one to deal with.

As a result, Ranulph got to see all of the electronic

security systems in the branch, the access to the vaults, the door locks and

details, which he then proceeded to map out afterwards to show how he would

steal £200,000 from the bank.

Ran made two copies of the plans – one for the SAS

instructors to review and one for himself – and then went out to relax for the evening.

After going to the cinema, they went to a local Hereford Italian

restaurant and, being forgetful, Ran left the bank robbery plans in the

restaurant at the end of the evening.

The manager of the restaurant later recalled in court, how

he had found these documents and plans left by the very well-spoken army chaps

from the local Hereford barracks.

This made the front page of the Times, ARMY STEALING FROM

BANKS, and raised questions in Parliament about such behaviour.

Ranulph was threatened with being thrown out of the SAS if

any such behaviour occurred again, and the incident was logged as a black mark

on his record

Amusingly, or not, he followed this incident with one that

did result in him being ejected from the SAS.

This was when he and his friend were offended by the

construction of an ugly concrete dam built for the film Doctor Doolittle in the Wiltshire village of Castle Combe, one of the

prettiest villages in England. Ranulph

felt this was an eyesore and proceeded to try and destroy the dam, the day before

filming started, by blowing it up using explosives he later claimed to have

accumulated from leftovers on training exercises.

They failed but, using skills from a recently completed

training course on evading search dogs by night, he escaped capture.

Nevertheless, they were both caught later on and, after a

court case, had to pay a hefty fine and was thrown out of the SAS.

Who would have thought, huh?

If you want to hear more about Ranulph Fiennes’s life, checkout

this video:

Meanwhile, and the real reason for posting this blog, Ran is involved with a bank once more, this time Standard Chartered.

You may recall that Ran is meant to be out in the Southern hemisphere

right now, trying to cross the Antarctic during the winter in the South.

This has never been done before, and is viewed as

impossible, as the Antarctic rises to up to 11,000 feet above sea level, making

it the coldest part of the world.

It is also an area the size of China and India combined, and

these guys are trying to walk across it.

Entitled the Coldest

Journey,

it is a 2,000-mile trip in temperatures as low as -70C, raising money for the charity

Seeing is Believing.

I’ve blogged about StanChart’s charitable work before – it’s

the Number One on good things banks are doing - and this is because, every five seconds, someone in the world goes blind.

Every minute, that someone is a child.

80% of blindness is avoidable and, for as little as $30, a

person’s sight can be restored.

That is why the Coldest

Journey team are taking six months to cross the Antarctic.

The hope is that the

guys will raise $10 million for the charity, which will be matched dollar-for-dollar

by Standard Chartered Bank.

Feel free to donate as it’s for a good cause.

Posted on: May 10, 2013