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Real Ultimate Ponies

Hi, this site is all about ponies, REAL PONIES. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ponies. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally magical.

Facts

Ponies are mammals. Ponies hug ALL the time. The purpose of the pony is to flip out and make friends.

Weapons and gear



Pony Sword Pony Sword

Pony Stars Pony Stars

Pony Outfit Pony Outfit

Testimonial

Ponies can hug anyone they want! Ponies have fashion shows ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they make friends ALL the time. I heard that there was this pony who was stressed out in a village. And when some filly dropped a doll the pony made everyone fall in love with it. My friend Babs said that she saw a pony totally boop some colt just because the colt was wearing a pirate costume.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Ponies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ponies have REAL Ultimate Friendship you better get a life right now or they will make you a brony!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ponies are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to have a tea party. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally magical and that's a fact. Ponies are fast, agile, gutsy, stylish, cool, awesome, and radical. I'm so nervouscited to start horseback riding next year. I love ponies with all of my body (including my plot).

Q and A

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ponies?

A: Ponies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they eat sunshine and poop rainbows, but on the other hand, they stare down cockatrices. Q: I heard that ponies are always girly or boring. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ponies can be calm OR totally insane. Q: What do ponies do when they're not hugging or making friends?

A: Most of their free time is spent on YouTube, but sometime they give belly rubs. (Ask Babs if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friend Babs showing off. She's a lot older than me and almost has her cutie mark, which is bragable.