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The Parliament of Australia was thrown into utter chaos this week as single-issue senator Derryn Hinch awoke from his slumber and shocked everyone by doing something reasonable.

Following the announcement of his plans to cut funding to private schools that discriminate against gay students, many senators were horrified to learn they agreed with him causing Penny Wong to vomit and Richard Di Natale to hide beneath his seat crying and screaming with his fingers in his ears.

“I just think private schools should have their funding stripped if they exercise their right to discriminate against gay students,” stated the Senator as if talking sense is something he does on a daily basis.

“Now can we get back to reforming the justice system?”

Outside of the upper house, many members of the Australian public are having a hard time dealing with the fact that they have agreed with a statement made by a man who has been to prison twice and has pretty much only ever spoken about developing a sex offender register more complex than the entire Australian Tax Office.

Australians say that were also left feeling confused after agreeing with Andrew Bolt on this same issue.