Episode 3: “You Really Know How to Hurt a Guy?”

I’m very happy with how this strip came together. The first panel is probably the best thing I’ve ever drawn. I ended up rewriting the script as to not cover so much of the art.



As for panel two, here are some of the similies I didn’t use:

Like an arthritic moose who read the pamphlet “an introduction to stumbling” and decided to give it a whirl?

Like if a magic pork chop and a completely normal pork chop had a baby which was raised by developmentally challenged bears and who taught the child to spend the next 40 years drowning his chronic disappointment in ale and pies? Like that?

Like eight possums crammed into a suit of armor and pushed down a hill?

Like a pork chop magically transformed into a real boy who then spent 30 years really letting himself go?

Like two four-legged animals in a three-legged race?

Like the poster boy for worse posters?

See you next week!

— Steve @theSteveConley