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Except with skinny jeans instead of ropes. Sure, ropes are so middle school gym class, and not in the cool way that involves climbing them while wearing a Hanes t-shirt that has your name written on it in ALL CAPS with black Sharpie. But why would hipsters try to tear their preferred pantaloons to shreds? Perhaps we should adjust our monocles so we can see deeper than the flat-brim hats and tank tops during this epic ‘Skinny Jeans Tug-O-War.’

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