Old Creeper just wants to take pictures of sexy Juggalettes. Why is that so difficult?

(Sorry, this video doesn't seem to work on mobile devices since it isn't really a youtube video. It's some kind of dark internet magic or something. I didn't create the magic, so unfortunately I can't fix it. On Android, it says that the plug-in is not supported and iPhones just show a blank area. Go find a real computer and check this shiznit out though. You owe it to yourself.)