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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Scientist #1: This bacteria seems to have MUTATED and become ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT! Scientist #2: Yes, it's a classic, yet tragic, example of EVOLUTION through NATURAL SELECTION! Scientist #1: People are very sick! We must learn more about this new strain! Hurry... Religious Man: NOT SO FAST! CRASH Scientist #2: Who are YOU?! Religious Man: I'm a member of the CREATIONIST PATROL! Religious Man: And there's NO SUCH THING as evolution, you deluded Darwinist! Scientist #1: Then how did this bacterial survive antibiotics? Religious Man: Ever heard of GOD'S WILL?! Don't bother looking in the index... IT'S ON EVERY PAGE! Scientist #1: So...how do we FIGHT this deadly disease? Religious Man: There's a BIBLICAL solution to every problem! Soon... Scientist #1: I'm building a tiny ARK, which I'll put all the bacteria on, and send it away! Scientist #2: And I'M building a bacteria-sized TOWER on which they'll climb to Heaven! Religious Man: NOW we're getting somewhere! Trust CREATION SCIENCE to keep America strong and safe...the old-fashioned way!