Pizza and cute cats are two of the internet’s most abiding obsessions – leave it to Japan to combine the two in one adorable and ever so slightly gross package.

AdWeek report that, in an inspired piece of viral marketing, Japanese Pizza Hut have announced the opening of a new store, Pizza Cat!, which will be run entirely by felines.

They’ve posted a series of videos introducing customers to the hapless furballs, and showing off their less-than-stellar attempts at selling pizzas. The whole thing is cute enough to make you sick.

Look at these freeloaders, sleeping in when they should be hard at work cooking delicious pizzas. That’s no way to run a business, you dumb cats.

They can’t even be bothered to wear their little uniforms properly.

This guy clearly lied on his resume when he listed ‘excellent telephone manner’ under his skills.

Yeah, you can forget about your pizzas arriving in a timely fashion. Or at all.



You can watch these surreal gems and lots more like them over on Japanese Pizza Hut’s YouTube channel, as we plan to do for the rest of the day and until the end of time.