I can see some effort has been put into this, but that's basically the only nice thing I can say about it.

-Starts off with horrible audio, then instantly displays bad design graphically. Nothing fits together.

- Bad audio gets even worse in-game with the most obnoxiously annoying sound effects.

- Controls are clumsy, hit detection and collision is is wonky at best.

- The "humour" is cheap, unfunny and sometimes even offensive.

The only way any one would give this five stars is if they were blind, deaf and lost half of their other senses. You get half a star because you apparently spend some time making this.