Small Penis Stories are my guilty pleasure. So, it should not be a surprise to you that small penis humiliation phone sex is probably one of the most fun phone sex calls for me! As a size queen, it is impossible for me to not let my inner mean girl out. Telling you tiny dick losers the truth is one of my life missions. Teasing you about your tiny member almost always leaves me with sore abs and tears from laughing hysterically.

Small Penis Stories Are My Guilty Pleasure

Small Penis Humiliation: Oh, Look! It’s Hiding!

Some Small Penis Stories will leave you feeling smaller than that little worm you call a ‘dick’. The phrase, “It’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean,” obviously came from a man with a teeny tiny little pecker. I am sure that the poor schmuck was trying to make himself feel better about his pathetic coat hook, I mean penis. 😂

And I really hate to break it to those of you who are members of the Tiny Penis Club…but size DOES matter. Ok, I lied; I don’t hate to break it to you, you need to know. If you didn’t already, it is time that someone was honest with you. You have a small penis. It’s so small, that it’s pathetic and sad. Really all that there is left to do is laugh. Which is why I find small penis humiliation and humiliation phone sex to be so fucking fun! Why wouldn’t I?

Penis Humiliation – Size Queen Putting You In Your Place!

Small Penis Stories will always remind you of your place in this world. I am a size queen through and through. I fucking love big dicks. All sizes, shapes, and colors as long as they have lots of length and girth. Otherwise, be prepared for my wrath. Then know, my wrath is vicious. As a result, shredding you to pieces and leaving you a crying heap on the floor. You are a waste of space if life dealt you a small penis.

I am serious. If you come to me to discuss your dick, and life gave you a clit instead of big cock, I intend on fucking your world up with shame and small penis humiliation. Therefore, you better have a hard shell to protect you from my insults. My words are like sharp swords, slicing you to a bleeding pulp.

I Am A Size Queen – Deal With It.

Life is too short to settle for shitty sex. It is that fucking simple. So why would I settle for a short, small mediocre sized cock versus a long, thick big cock? I wouldn’t. Because I am a size queen. And quite honestly, I do not think that it is fair that us size queens get such a bad reputation. And I have never really understood why calling someone a size queen would be considered a derogatory remark. I am a size queen, deal with it.

What is a size queen? According to good old trusty Dictionary.com, a size queen is a man or a woman who prefers a sexual partner with a large penis. The term ‘size queen’ is thought to have originated within the gay community. Which honestly would not surprise me one bit because gay men and I tend to have a lot in common. And a gay man who prefers a large penis? Well, then he is a gay after my own heart. In my humble opinion, a size queen is simply someone who wants a big fucking cock.

Tiny Dick Humiliation After He Thinks He Is Getting Lucky

Tiny dick humiliation is something that really makes my pussy wet. Something about putting inferior men in their places beings me absolute joy. I love being able to tease and deny these worthless men. Disappointing their tiny chubbies.

After all, do guys that really never size up think they are deserving of a superior woman; such as myself. Of course not! Deep down inside, maybe not so deep for some. Tiny dick losers know they will never size up to real men. Real men with their massive cocks and huge loads.

That is why they love to be reminded of the tiny little worthless losers they are. Now, most of the time I avoid these little pathetic men at all cost. However, sometimes, as I said before, I just enjoy the pleasures of this! Tiny dick humiliation with this Size Queen who loves small penis phone sex will exceed even your subpar standards.

Do You Have Any Small Penis Stories To Share?

Do you have any small penis stories to share? If so, I would fucking LOVE it if you shared them with me! Or maybe, you are a small dick loser in need of small penis humiliation? If that is the case, then what the fuck are you waiting for? Your dick to grow? We both know that won’t happen. Ha! But, I love your positive outlook on things.

So, here’s the deal; you have a small cock. You and I both know this. Honestly, I don’t know why you even bothered to ask. I am a mean girl size queen that dabbles in the art of sensual humiliation. We are a match made in Tiny Cock heaven. The endless laughs at your expense are really just too good to be true. However, once I have had time to catch my breath. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself dressed up in pretty panties prancing around for me.