Friendshizzle is Magic, part 1 is tha straight-up original gangsta episode of I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah Little Pony Friendshizzle is Magic, which premiered ta coincizzle wit tha debut of its airin televizzle channel, Da Hub. Da episode is referred ta as Mare up in tha Moon, another title fo' Nightmare Moon, on Hasbroz viewin guide, n' Da Magic of Friendship, part 1 up in Da Elementz of Harmony guidebook. Well shiiiit, it is tha straight-up original gangsta half of a two-part episode.

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Production n' merchandise

Under Supa-Hoe Celestia z instructions, Twilight Sparkle goes ta Ponyville ta supervise tha preparations fo' tha Summer Sun Celebration n' cook up some fuckin playas. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Twilight is preoccupied wit tha impendin return of Nightmare Moon from her thousand-year banishment.

Dane Tee Dove, Lady Justice, Tall Order, Surprise, n' Soarin was ta step tha fuck up in tha episode.[2]

Da deal of tha storybook Friendshizzle is Magic, included up in tha Friendshizzle Is Magic Gift Set n' Pony Playas Forever Pony Scoota Playas Dizzy Trips & Rarity bundles, is similar ta tha deal of tha series' two openin episodes.

Pinkiez surprise jam fo' Twilight reappears up in Cakes fo' tha Memories.

Da scene when Twilight n' Rainbow Dash first hook up reappears up in Deep Tissue Memories.

Da scene when Applejack welcomes Twilight ta Sweet Applez Acres reappears up in Harvestin Memories.

Summary

Da storybook

Da prophecy of Nightmare Moon

A narrator raps bout two royal sistas whoz ass ruled over tha magical land of Equestria . Da elder sista used her powers ta raise tha sun, while tha younger sista brought up tha moon at night. Da younger sista became resentful cuz tha poniez of Equestria relished daytime but slept at night. One night, she refused ta lower tha moon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch transformed tha fuck into Nightmare Moon , a "wicked mare of darkness," n' vowed ta shroud Equestria up in eternal night yo. Her sista used tha Elementz of Harmony ta banish her ta tha moon , n' took on responsibilitizzle fo' both sun n' moon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da narrator’s voice chizzlez ta dat of Twilight Sparkle , whoz ass readz dat harmony has been maintained up in Equestria eva since.Twilight strutts by Lemon Hearts Twinkleshine , n' Minuette , whoz ass invite her ta Moon Dancer z party. Twilight say dat freaky freaky biatch has ta study n' runs off.

Yo, she entas a library atop a ivory tower n' instructs Spike ta find a funky-ass book called Predictions n' Prophecies. Twilight realizes dat Nightmare Moon will return on tha dizzle of tha Summer Sun Celebration, which is tha dizzle afta tomorrow. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch sendz a letta ta Supa-Hoe Celestia ta alert her n' shit. Celestiaz reply ta Twilight say dat dat dunkadelic hoe trusts Twilight straight-up yo, but dat freaky freaky biatch has ta stop readin "those dusty oldschool books".

Meetin ponies up in Ponyville

Yo, spike continues ta read Celestiaz letta on tha way ta Ponyville. Celestia drops some lyrics ta Twilight dat there be a mo' ta game than studying, n' tasks her wit supervisin tha preparations fo' tha Summer Sun Celebration up in Ponyville. Da letta endz wit one other task fo' her: cook up some fuckin playas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch at first attempts ta say "hello" ta a pink pony yo, but tha pink pony simply gasps dramatically n' speedz off.

Applejack

"Soupz on, everypony hommie!" �" Applejack

Rainbow Dash

"Yo, I can clear tha sky up in ten secondz flat." �" Rainbow Dash

Rarity

"Oh mah stars, darling! Whatever happened ta yo' coiffure?" �" Rarity

Fluttershy

"Um.. yo. Hoes call me Fluttershy." �" Fluttershy

Pinkie Pie

"Yea muthafucka, I be Pinkie Pie, n' I threw dis jam just fo' you, nahmean biiiatch, biatch? Were you surprised, biatch? Were ya, biatch? Were ya, biatch? Huh huh huh?" �" Pinkie Pie

Da Summer Sun Celebration

"Am I not royal enough fo' yo slick ass, biatch? Don't you know whoz ass I am?" �" Nightmare Moon

Once they reach Ponyville, Twilight n' Spike visit Sweet Applez Acres ta check on tha caterin fo' tha Summer Sun Celebration first. Applejack cordially greets Twilight, n' thugz of her family offer her chicken samples. Twilight wants ta leave yo, but she grudgingly accepts tha crew’s invitation ta stay fo' brunch.Afta brunch, Twilight looks all up in tha cloudy sky n' remarks dat Rainbow Dash aint bustin a straight-up phat thang of clearin tha sky fo' tha gangbang. Rainbow Dash say dat biiiiatch will do it afta she practices some flyin moves ta show the Wonderbolts all up in tha gangbang. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch demonstrates her speed n' agilitizzle by clearin tha sky up in "ten secondz flat." Biatch say dat thugged-out biiiatch can’t wait ta ride wit Twilight some more, n' flies away.Twilight n' Spike visit Rarity , whoz ass is decoratin tha town hall . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Spike is instantly smitten wit Rarity. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch is shocked by Twilightz messy mane n' gives her a makeover up in Carousel Boutique . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch is impressed when Twilight mentions dat her ass is from Canterlot . Eager ta git away from tha fashionista, Twilight n' Spike sneak outta tha boutique.Da last item ta check fo' tha Summer Sun Celebration is beatz. Drop dis like itz hot! Twilight greets Fluttershy n' compliments her bird choir yo, but Fluttershy is too shy ta introduce her muthafuckin ass. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat she gets buckwild when her big-ass booty sees Spike cuz dat freaky freaky biatch has never peeped a funky-ass baby dragon before. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch bigs up Twilight n' Spike ta Golden Oak Library , where they is ghon be staying.Inside tha library, Twilight n' Spike is greeted wit a surprise party. Pinkie Pie , tha pink pony Twilight encountered earlier, starts poppin' off ta Twilight bout how tha fuck dat biiiiatch was surprised ta peep a freshly smoked up pony up in hood n' decided ta throw her a party. Twilight accidentally dranks bangin' sauce n' runs outta tha room wit her mane on fire. In her bedroom on tha second floor, Twilight bitches dat makin playaz has left her no time ta read bout tha Elementz of Harmony. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch guesses dat Supa-Hoe Celestia busted her ta Ponyville cuz dat dunkadelic hoe be thinkin tha Mare up in tha Moon is just a "old ponyz tale."In tha hood hall, Mayor Mare announces tha beginnin of tha Summer Sun Celebration yo, but Supa-Hoe Celestia be absent. Nightmare Moon steps outta a glowin blue fog n' addresses tha cowerin ponies:

Rainbow Dash tries ta fly towardz Nightmare Moon yo, but Applejack pulls her back. Pinkie tries ta guess Nightmare Moonz name yo, but Applejack shoves a cold-ass lil cupcake up in her grill ta stop her from bustin so. Twilight declares dat tha dark Alicorn is tha Mare up in tha Moon�" Nightmare Moon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Impressed, Nightmare Moon asks Twilight if she also knows why dat freaky freaky biatch here yo, but Twilight is too terrified ta answer n' shit. Nightmare Moon proclaims dat tha night will last forever, n' cacklez as a thunderstorm buildz up round her, wit Twilight lookin on up in disbelief n' fear.

Quotes

For mo' quotes, peep tha episodez transcript.

Twilight Sparkle: Take a note please, ta tha Princess. Spike: Okie dokie. Twilight Sparkle: My fuckin dearest mackdaddy, mah continuin studiez of pony magic have hustled mah crazy ass ta discover dat we is on tha precipice of fuck up!

Twilight Sparkle: Pfft. Puh-lease. They'd never accept a Pegasus whoz ass can't even keep tha sky clear fo' one measly day. Rainbow Dash: Hey. I could clear tha sky up in ten secondz flat. Twilight Sparkle: Prove dat shit. Rainbow Dash: [grunts] Loop-de-loop round n' wham! What'd I say, biatch? Ten. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seconds. Flat.

Rarity: Oh mah stars, darling! Whatever happened ta yo' coiffure? Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you mean mah mane, biatch? Well, itz a long-ass story. I be just here ta check on tha decorations, n' then I be bout ta be outta yo' hair. Rarity: Out of my hair, biatch? What bout your hair?

Pinkie Pie: What kind of welcome jam would dis be if it was on tha fuckin' down-low, biatch? I mean, duh, bo-ring. Yo ass see, I saw you when you first gots here, remember, biatch? Yo ass was all, hello, n' I was all, [gasp], remember, biatch? Yo ass peep I never saw you before, n' if I never saw you before dat means you new, 'cause I know every last muthafuckin pony, n' I mean every last muthafuckin pony up in Ponyville, n' if you new, then it meant you aint kicked it wit mah playas yet, n' if you aint kicked it wit mah playas yet, you must not have any playas, n' if you aint gots any playaz then you must be lonely, n' dat made me so sad, n' I had a idea, n' thatz why I went [gasp], "I be bout ta just throw a pimped out big-ass ginormous super-dupa spectacular welcome jam n' invite mah playas up in Ponyville." See, biatch? And now you have fuckin shitloadz n' fuckin shitloadz of playas!

Spike: Yo Twilight son! Pinkie Piez startin "pin tha tail on tha pony"! Wanna play? Twilight Sparkle: No! All tha ponies up in dis hood is crazy dawwwwg! Do you know what tha fuck time it is?!

Nightmare Moon: Why, is I not royal enough fo' yo slick ass, biatch? Don't you know whoz ass I am? Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Ooh! Mo' guessin games muthafucka! Um...Pokey Smokes muthafucka! How tha fuck bout Biatch Meanie, biatch? No! Black Snooty dawwwwg! Black Snooty�" [muffled noises]

Nightmare Moon: Remember dis day, lil ponies, fo' dat shiznit was yo' last. From dis moment forth, tha night will last forever!

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