So, probably almost ten years ago at this point, I played a lot of multiplayer on the X-Box 360. And my game of choice was Modern Warfare 2. And for those of you unfamiliar with these games, people will use headsets to communicate with the other players on their team (and more commonly to insult everyone that can hear them). More often, people will have their headset on and forget it’s on and simply talk to the people in the same room as them.

Which is when I heard a very nice man suck on a milkshake and then exclaim, “fuck strawberry, this chocolate shit is delicious!”