Pumkinfailure Sat 22-Sep-18 15:54:55

Child is 3

Mum very loudly asking her to explain the elements that make up nitrous oxide. Child looks blank. ‘Come along darling, you know your elements. Ox.......ox....y......gen! Well done darling.’ 3 year old still hasn’t spoken.

Now darling let’s do some reading, shall we read lord of the rlord nhs, you do love that don’t you’

Would you like a coconut and peanut raw ball, we don’t want to eat too much because remember darling bed time is 6.30 after cuddles.

We are now doing maths, 44-13? Loudly.

I’ve been on this train 7 minutes. God help me!!!?