Before coming to work at BuzzFeed, I was an ad copywriter for 20 years.

I wrote thousands of taglines in that time (scant few good ones, none that you know).

After reading through all the comments on this Reddit post, I picked out my favorites.

But there were many other good ones.

Either there are a lot of ad veteran redditors, or there are a lot of redditors who could get good jobs in advertising, if they wanted to.

Enjoy their creativity.