Once again cash-strapped British supermarkets are using a ‘special day’ to flog any old crap they want to shift. These Valentine’s offers seem just so desperate.

Sainsbury’s have really redefined the word ‘love’.

ASDA’s ‘erotic toolkit’ leaves something to be desired.

Ouch, Tesco’s. A low blow to singletons.

Likewise ASDA.

Sainsbury’s make a desperate plea to Daily Mail readers with erectile dysfunction.

This one doesn’t even make sense.