Esteemed shinola lords of the Adeptus Equineus Faggorum, I have gathered you all here to reveal the most important development of brony history.



Hold onto your fedora's my friends...



The truth is, our divine holy book Fanon canon caputos, is a lie. Celestia is not a god...



NO! YOU MUST HEED MY WORDS! THE MOTHER OF ALL IS NO DEITY, AND TO LUMP HER INTO SUCH AN OBSCENE CATERGORY IS WHAT IS HERESY!



Consider our beloved Sun Princess, maternal, patient, wise, and compare her to the beings considered to be gods in Equestria



Luna, has no friends!



Chrysalis, snidely whiplash nympho roach horse!



Tirek, generic doomsday scenario!



Discord, whose just an idiot!



Harmony Tree, a friggin rock shrub!



That any of us would dare to compare Celestia to one of these wretches is disgraceful! It is a title forced upon her to associate her with beings of lesser worth! No, the princess of the sun is no goddess, she is a pony, the very pinnacle of compassion and friendship, the very foundation of all stands! SHE IS PONY, AND THE PONIES ARE HER! She knows this better then anyone,and she would have others embrace the same ideal!



ALL HAIL THE MARE EMPRESS OF PONYKIND!