The Hacker

The Hacker can't be constrained by things like "Terms of Service." She jailbroke her iPhone the day she got it, and uses it to do things like remote start her car and turn on and off her smart lights from across the room. She's long since cut off her phone plan and uses apps to make free calls via WiFi instead. She tries to convince the Fanboy to also jailbreak so he can tether to his laptop, but he's too scared to do it.