Michael Hearns, 33, allegedly told deputies that it was 'his bad' when he swiped his Bradenton's neighbor's undies and tools, reports the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.



Hearns blamed his actions on a poor diet, one consisting of Red Bull, diet pills and pot, deputies said.



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