Every college in America tries to be the most spirited and have the most school pride. However, the University of Illinois is already at a disadvantage due to not even having a school mascot. Furthermore, the football games can never fill the student section, everyone is studying all the time, and the ECE kids don't shower.

How can we fix this? That's simple -- except for the last one...and actually all of them...but that's beside the point.

We should put a bigger emphasis on national holidays to increase the overall energy around campus!! Now, I know what you're thinking...

"But we have Thanksgiving and Christmas off! No one's gonna be on campus. Also, I wasn't actually thinking this, but now I am since this random guy just put words into my mouth."

And you'd be exactly right! However, we ARE in school during the greatest time of the year...Spooky Season!

The best way to get things kicked off is to do something every student will hear about - literally. This is why we should play Megalovania from the game Undertale on the Altgeld bells. There are absolutely no downsides since the bells would be playing something anyways, and the benefits are endless. I rest my case.