I read the book If you give a mouse a cookie to my daughter and then If you give a cat a cupcake. These stories seem to be written by an insane person that just said a bunch of stuff and then boom, children’s book. That being said I decided to spare the dog in our story cutting his own hair or hoarding crap on the beach and just cut to him dying really quick. This is also the first appearance of my beautiful daughter Laila. For the record I will not give a mouse a cookie because that’s just unclean!

James “That’s how the Black Death started” Alvarez