A STADIUM NEAR YOU, USA. — When the news of Fake Division 2 opening broke a new achievement was unlocked. A few people had a shot at winning three games in one week. One of these coaches and the first person to finish all three of their games was Keyo. Coaching Cal Poly in the FCS, filling in for UNLV in the FBS, and commandeering Winston Salem State in D2, Keyo had his sights set on history from the first kickoff.

“I knew my FCS and FBS matches would more than likely be victories, so it was a matter of following through and not falling prey to a new d2 coach, which is always a wildcard.”

Confidence is a big theme with Keyo and while some may view it as cockiness, others close to him say that is simply how he rolls on a daily basis. Let’s take a closer look at each step of the way to his historic achievement.

UNLV 49, San Jose State 37

His first task was San Jose State, 2-5 on the year before the game and looking to play spoiler. The Spartans jumped out to an early 21-6 lead in the first quarter but Keyo outscored his opponent 43-16 in the remaining three periods. 484 yards gained and 49 points scored.

Winston-Salem State 38, East Stroudsburg 28

This was the game that Keyo was worried about. Facing an unknown in FCFB can go one of two ways and not having a chance to see the team in action beforehand is always nerve-wracking. Despite fumbling three times in this contest, Keyo managed to tie the game at 21 going into halftime and then once again his second half defense kicked in. Allowing only 7 points the rest of the way as the Rams downed the Warriors in D2 action.

Cal Poly 42, Tennessee State 28

No slow start in this one as Coach Keyo was fully warmed up, jumping out to a 21-7 lead in the second quarter and never looking back. Despite being the most points given up in the second half all week, the Mustangs kept right on rolling and scoring points. Early in this game was when Coach started to sense he was on the cusp of history.

“My FBS and D2 matches were over within 48 hours of starting, so I would say it started feeling real at the half of my FCS game when I was leading 21-7.”

Here’s Keyo’s final combined stat line from the week:

Points scored: 129

Points allowed: 93

Yards for: 1,265

Yards against: 801

Turnovers forced: 6

Turnovers allowed: 8

Turnover margin: -2

Field goals: 1/3

Field goals allowed: 0/1

Time of Possession: 1:00:55

Defensive Time on Field: 32:24

Wins: 3

Losses: 0

We here at FCFB Overtime want to congratulate Keyo on his historic achievement. He acknowledged that it may never be done again.

“Obviously its cool that I’m the first, but I think its more cool to me that I’m more than likely going to be the last to do it by myself, obviously you can’t predict the future, but it doesn’t seem like a “triple dip” like this will ever be possible again with D2 fully under way.”

Keyo also had one more thing to say about the other reported treble winner before leaving the conference call.

“OC/DC doesn’t f***ing count.”

FCFB Overtime does not have an opinion regarding Keyo’s last statement.