Hatchet Herald: Violent J and Sugar Slam Speak On Separation, Juggalo Weekend, Behind the Paint, and More

The New Edition of the Hatchet Herald is out today, and consists of a Variety of topics! Covered in today’s edition are:

Behind The Paint Audio Book

Juggalo Day Weekend

Violent J’s Solo Charity Tour

Next Hatchet Herald is all about “INTO THE ECHO SIDE”

Violent J and Sugar Slam Speak On Separation

Juggalo Weekend Traveler’s Guide

So if you’re interested in getting the latest info from the Hatchet, make sure to hit up this link below:

Hatchet Herald for February 6, 2016

Here is Violent J’s comment about the separation:

Some ninjas might find this message sad but I can assure you there is no reason to be upset. I’ll just come right out and say it – Sweet Sugar Slam and I are no longer romantically connected. As of this past month or so, we have officially separated. But here is the good news: We strongly remain the very best of friends. Much like Shaggy and I, Michelle is my better half and will always be. Our relationship was anything but a waste of time. We produced two incredible, amazing and beautiful children that we will continue to raise together as a super team. We’re separated as lovers but we’re connected in life forever. We continue to watch movies and crash at each other’s houses as well as take our kids out to dinner, movies, wrestling, whatever the fuck we wanna do. We will always hold a deep love and respect for each other forever. No matter who I might become involved with in the future, Michelle will forever come first as she is my babies’ mama, best friend and partner in this life. Sugar Slam has done so much great shit in the name of Juggalettes. She cares deeply about all of her Twitter friends and we both ask that all Juggalos, please, PLEASE when you talk to us or see us anywhere, PLEASE do not say, “Sorry to hear about you guys breaking up,” because to us, there is nothing to be sorry about. We’re moving on and watching each other’s backs as we do it. If anybody out there in this cruel world were ever to fuck with Sugar Slam, the entire Psychopathic Records team would kidnap them, tie them up, and very slowly twist their head off their body.

Of course, Sugar Slam will continue to help us in the studio with her amazing singing abilities and there will even be a Sugar Slam album coming in the future, produced by yours truly and Young Wicked. She will always and forever host our infomercials and continue her fresh ass charity work and all the good shit she has always done at Psychopathic. Nothing will change. Her radio show “Sugar Slam’s Rock It or Sock It Video Review” with Kuma on PsychopathicRadio.com will continue and she will keep right on appearing on “The Juggalo Show.” She officially is the first female ever on Psychopathic Records and will always be looked at and treated as a queen by all of us here at the Hatchet. Her incredible voice has appeared on multiple albums by Dark Lotus, The Psychopathic Rydas, ICP and just about every artist on the label. She is brilliant and multi-talented and Juggalos really have no idea how many of the products and events put on by Psychopathic Records come from the mind of Sugar Slam – the toy drives, the canned food drives, the charity tours, etc. She has a heart as big as a beach ball and she’s hotter than a fat kid’s car seat after a three-hour drive.

Now that we’re technically just friends, I could only hope that means we’re friends with benefits, but that’s not likely. That’s our business though. She’s awesome. Her body is beautiful but there’s no need for me to get all into that, although if I could, I would LOVE to tell you ninjas all about it. But due to my respect for her I can’t do it here in public. I will say this though for you male ninjas out there and females into other females — you have to know that naked … Sugar Slam is a fuckin’ perfect 10. There, I said it. And I’ve already said too much.

I’m writing this whole thing because as you ninjas know, ICP has always had an open relationship with the Juggalos. We’re honest about most of the goings on in our world and we tell y’all pretty much everything. Plus everyday, ninjas everywhere always ask me, “How’s Sugar Slam and the family, bro?” And I just figured I’d let everybody know what was up. Sugar Slam even has some comments of her own about the matter. Here they are…

Here is Sugar Slam’s comment about the separation:

Hey y’all! Michelle Bruce a.k.a Sweet Sugar Slam here to share a few thoughts with a people I care very deeply for. Joe Bruce and I have indeed decided to separate. Now, before you take that term as a negative, or think of it as some sort of an end, please believe it is quite the opposite. We had and still will always have a deep love and respect for one another. We’ve formed a connection so tight for well over a decade, and it will continue until the earth can no longer handle the weight of its strength. This is not a sorrowful time in life for either of us. When you find a partner in life, a ride or die, a true, real, in every sense of that overused word, you keep that shit, and you nourish it. Feed it with love, laughter, and friendship. We are the parents to JJ Bruce and Ruby Bruce, the only children there will ever be from our blood for eternity. We will continue as we have through this life, together always, as best friends and confidants. I and he will come first in each other’s eyes, and if anybody has a problem with that, they will have to take a seat, sit real long and hard, close their eyes, and ponder on life until they learn what the word BOND means. Psychopathic is a part of me and shit ain’t changing with any of it. When it comes down to it, every single one of you reading this gives me the strength and passion to do what I do. I respect this empire that was built on hard work, dedication, drive, and ultimate imagination. This is why it’s important for me to share this as my life. It will never change. I’m a grown ass woman and Joe Bruce is a grown ass man and this decision was made together, for the better of the souls we bear inside of us. So no sad emojis, no apologies, and definitely no pity. JB & MB, VJ & SS will neva die, muthafuckas! I love y’all. Thanks for reading, and R-E-S-P-E-C-T is what it means to me. -SweetSugarSlam

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