President Xi Jinping called President-elect Donald Trump to wish him good fortunes following his victory, and to stress the need for a new type of great power relationship between the United States and the People’s Republic of China based on win-win negotiations. Mr. Trump responded by saying that this sounded like a terrific start for further negotiations, that he has been a tremendous fan of President Xi for quite some time, and that his reputation among the president-elect’s closest cadre of friends was immeasurable. The president-elect then asked President Xi whether it would be possible, given the magnitude of U.S. demand for products, to get a reduced price on future orders of pan-fried dumplings. After a few moments of confusion, it was determined that Mr. Trump believed that he was speaking with someone who runs the Golden Panda Express restaurant in Midtown Manhattan. The conversation ended soon after the president-elect realized that he would not be receiving a free meal.