This is a blog for us upper class people to air our grievances. Those other sites just ignore our problems, probably because we are white/rich/snobby. That seems unfair. Just because we lead a life of luxury and excess doesn’t mean we can’t sometimes run into aminuscule bumps along the way. I mean, hello – we aren’t Oprah.

please send any new fmbls to fmbemail@gmail.com – we will try to keep this updated frequently so that you can commiserate with us.