The filming porn door hanger is one of those hotel slides that you hang on your door when you are making sweet love and don't want to be disturbed by the hotel maids, but instead of the text 'Do Not Distrub', this door hanger reads 'Filming Porn - Quiet On The Set', and even though you are probably making love to an obese woman resembling a retarded walrus, it still counts as some form of porn as long as you're filming it. The filming porn door knob hanger is black with large white text.

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