Is Programme Hell ruining your meta? Why not try Ice Hell, the new development from BS industries. We also sell industrial card shufflers.

120 ice - the maximum amount possible

Guaranteed to intimidate your opponent

Superior deck size

New high-variance technology makes you irresistable to people you find attractive

Testimonials always welcome.

Testimonials:

"After making the deck release legal I played a Noise deck the other day on OCTGN. Half way through the game he said "Is your deck really 216 cards big? Is that even legal?!", I said "Yes, sir, 89 Agenda points," then he quit the game.

Immediately after that game I got a call from the Lord General of Canada, informing me that he was so impressed with my Netrunner deck I was to be commissioned into our cybermilitary defense ranks. I said yes and never looked back.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition." - Gilbod

"I sat down to play this deck against the local "that guy." The beautiful gamer girl behind the counter rolled her eyes at his "m'lady" as he came to sit across from me. As I sat the deck down on the table, he laughed and called over to her, "Watch me beat this scrub."

She comes over and eyes him and the deck with a look that could only be described as pure fury, clearly she had had enough. "LOOK 'THAT GUY', IF YOU'RE DICK IS HALF AS BIG AS THIS GUYS DECK, I'LL TAKE YOU IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW." I push myself back from the table in horror at this proposition, but 'that guy' looks at her, then the deck that he had until moments ago been laughing at, bursts into tears, and runs from the shop. She grabs my hand and drags me into the bathroom for the best sex of my life.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition!" - Flashfires

"Someone said beware of my Atman deck and I said "OH YEAH ?" and he said "YES YEAH !" and I won.

Thanks Ice Hell: Jinteki Edition!" - Syntax

"I shredded this deck and put it in a blender with some coffee and horse blood. Best enema of my life." - max.kuipers