“Elsa, on the hunt for some booty, hmm?”

“Kristoff! Watch your mouth!”

“Oh, of course, mother!”

Elsa just shook her head and looked back to her tea. The two sat in one of the many coffee shops that littered the shopping district of Arendelle, though this one had a certain red haired beauty in it that Elsa was indeed having a hard time keeping her eyes off of.

“So, are you going to ask for her number?”

Elsa rolled her eyes and said, “No, Kristoff.”

The big man let out a hrmph and stood up, “then I’m going to” and he walked off towards the bouncy waitress.

Elsa had no time to react, she gawked at his audacity, how could he? And stared out the window in general protest to the occurrences of her life. Every now and then she’d steal a glance at Kristoff laughing with his newfound friend, the ass (not that she’d ever say such a thing out loud).

Just as she was considering the rudeness of leaving her apparently not so good friend behind, Kristoff came back over and dropped a slip of paper in front of her.

He smiled and leaned back in his seat, the picture of smug victory. Elsa scowled, she didn’t like him, no matter how much the time they spent together seemed to contradict that. He quirked his eyebrows at the paper and smiled all the wider.

Elsa reached in front of her and opened the paper, it read:

“Hey cutie ;) Your friend says you’ve been staring at my ass, you should call me some time!” With a number listed below.

Elsa gaped at the paper, gaped at Kristoff who nearly fell off his chair laughing, and gaped at the red head who was striding over to them right then.

Anna, as Kristoff would later inform Elsa, leaned down and with an absolutely sultry smile, purred out, “You can have my booty anytime,” Then she kissed Elsa’s hand and strutted away with a wink.

Elsa was completely red in the face and still gaping at the waitress. Kristoff was getting glares from the other customers because his guffaws were never ending. Anna, for her part, really liked the flustered look on the blonde’s face, this was fun already.

Bonus: Kristoff and Anna’s conversation:

“Excuse me!”

“Yes?”

“My friend, the blond girl staring out the window, is really shy but wants to ask for your number.”

“Okaaay…”

“Uh look, she’s a ton of fun to be around, obnoxiously proper, and easy to tease. But she’s also fiercely protective and she’s incredibly smart. So, if you’re at all willing to, you should give her a shot.”

“Hmmm, how fun to tease?”

“She’s been staring at your ass for the past half hour and I asked if she was hunting for booty and she told me to watch my mouth.”

“Oh, that fun to tease.”

“Yup.”

“Well then, perhaps I will take you up on this, what do you suggest I write to her?”

“Anything with curse words or lewd innuendos tends to be the best.”

“I see, will you take this to here? I’ll be right there.”

“Of course!”

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