WILL SMITH is packing up his belongings in the police locker room while two other cops are angrily looking at him.

WILL SMITH: Ya’ll got a problem

COP 1: Yea, you’re just gonna be fine with an orc in your car?

COP 2: They’re all evil man, what’s gonna happen when he turns around and caps one of us?

WILL SMITH: Man listen, I don’t want him either but I don’t have a choice, so just drop it

MARTIN has been intently listening outside. He’s fed up with everyone talking behind his back and busts in.

MARTIN: THIS HOW YA’LL GONNA DO ME HUH?

MARTIN points to COP 1

MARTIN: YOU OL’ PORKY PIG LOOKIN’ MUHFUCKA, YOU JUST MAD CAUSE I SAID YOUR CAR SMELL LIKE ELF DOO DOO

COP 1: Wha-

MARTIN: AND YOU!

MARTIN points to COP 2

MARTIN: I HEARD YOU ON THE PHONE WITH YO LITTLE ORC HO ON THE SIDE! OOH BABY, I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU TONIGHT, YOU THE SEXIEST ORC IN THE WORLD

WILL SMITH: RELAX

MARTIN: I AIN’T GOTTA RELAX, LAST TIME I RELAXED, YOU GOT A WAND STUCK IN MY ASS AND I HAD TO PUT FAIRY DUST ON MY ORC PARTS EVERY TIME I WANTED TO GET FREAKY DEEKY WITH MY WIFE

WILL SMITH: Man, you’ve needed fairy dust on your orc parts since I’ve met you

MARTIN: THAT’S BESIDE THE DAMN POINT, IF YOU DON’T WANT ME, THAT’S FINE! IMMA TAKE MY GRAY ASS TO SOMEONE WHO DOES

MARTIN walks away and WILL SMITH follows

WILL SMITH: Wait man listen. I know you ain’t liked here, and it’s tough being an orc cop, but you my partner so I got your back

MARTIN: Oh yea?

WILL SMITH: Yea, we ride together

MARTIN: We die together

WILL SMITH and MARTIN: BRIGHT BOYS FOR LIFE