Before we even get started, it's important to consider Family Guy's take on the situation. Watch the video on the left for what can possibly be waiting for suicide bombers when they reach their afterlife.

It would be awesome.

According to the Hadith, a collection of sayings generally contributed to Muhammad, number 2,562 of the collection Sunan al- Tirmidhi reads, "The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby."

Perhaps the term "wives" is less specific than "virgins," but in Islamic tradition, it's basically expected that women save their virginities for their husbands. Unless they've had a sigheh already, which under these conditions, I'm guessing they have...

Here's what you never really consider, though. Are these the same 72 hot-enough-to-warrant-killing-yourself, somehow-immortal-and-indestructible chicks for everyone else? Or is this where women go in the afterlife? Being one of the servants in Islamic heaven would surely suck. Do they draw straws?

Either way, a man who needs 72 virgin wives at his every beck and call has a LOT more in mind than raising children, getting some kick-ass cooking and being yelled at. Dude has some crazy s**t planned that probably involves a system of pulleys.

Either way, if you believe in Fundamentalist Islam it's really quite awesome and definitely something to look forward to. Think about it. If you can realistically swallow the ideology, get behind it and live it right, it definitely should make life a little more like a Friday than the whole "waiting to die" mentality. Having something to look forward to that's THAT awesome might have its upsides. For example...