Greetings True Christians!!

Today I turned on my television, and (to my dismay), found a show titled “Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman”. You all know Morgan Freeman. He’s that guy that played “God” in that movie “Bruce Redemption” (or Shawshank Almighty…Bruce Almighty I think it was called). I prayed about this for a moment, and the Holy SPirit told me that Morgan Freeman is an agent of Satan.

Morgan Freeman works in the American film industry, a notoriously evil industry that has given us such smut as the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jesus Christ Superstar, Dr. Strangelove, Tron, Brokeback Ridge, and Debbie Does Dallas. Therefore, even if Morgan Freeman wasn’t evil on his own, he’s evil by association! Freeman is deeply tied to an industry which, at its core, operates as a tool of Satan.

Morgan Freeman’s own resume shows us, far more explicitly mind you, that he does, indeed, work for the devil. Morgan Freeman portrays God in a Hollywood movie in a story line which tells us that God takes vacations and lets man do His work. This is sinful stuff! This movie is sinful at its core! Mr. Freeman wants us to believe that God CAN be replaced by man. Don’t let his calm soothing voice trick you; Satan himself can give us an appearance of harmlessness. Some of the most evil things in the world can be packed in a seemingly harmless package, much like the apple in the Garden of Eden. Mr. Freeman is an agent of Satan that seeks to sneak his way into our homes through film and spread Satan’s power on Earth!

This is where “Through the Wormhole with MOrgan Freeman” comes in! Not only has Freeman come out in support of homosexual rights (a CLEAR rejection of Biblical Truth, which tells us that homosexuals and homosexuality must be ostracized and removed from society), but he also supports that other Satanic falsehood, “science”. “Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman” actually can CONVINCE non-Christians (and weak-minded Christians who have allowed their faith in the Bible to falter) that science is more than just theories, and indeed that it is actually true. This goes for affronts to God such as parallel universes, evolutionary theory, and the Big Bang. Want to know what the real “Big Bang” is? THat’s the sound of the gates of hell closing on Mr. Freeman’s soul once he is cast into the pit!

What is a true Christian to do? Reject Freeman and all his lies! Boycott his sinful films. Boycott his sinful show! Write letters to your local television stations asking them not to support Freeman’s Satanic agenda!~ Tell your friends and loved ones to join you in this true Christian Mission. Let us take back our televisions and homes for Jesus. Let us reject Morgan Freeman, agent of Satan,for Christ.

From your friends in Jesus,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.