WELL HOLY HELL!! AHHHHHHHHHHH

So I get home from a long day at work, as I'm putting my key into the door to let myself in, I see a strange package hidden behind my shovel (I love post man hiding spots) So I look at this package. I try and make out what it says "Sir.... DAVID ARMSTRONG!"

HOLY SHIV I'M A KNIGHT!

I pick up the package and run inside to my hiding place (my room) I pull out my camera and start taking pictures (Because I hate it when people don't post pictures)

SIR DAVID ARMSTRONG

I like the sound of that.

There's drawing's on the box. YAAAAAAA

I take off the outer wrapping very carefully (like a boy removing the clothes of his prom date when they're going to partake in drunken post prom events)... Who am I kidding. I RIPPED THAT PACKING OFF LIKE A CRAZED FAT KID TRYING TO OPEN A PACKAGE OF COOKIES!

WHATTTT! To my surprise... Another puzzle... Duct Tape! What does it say? Open here? on one end... and.. Open here? On the other end... WHERE DO I OPEN IT?

There's only one thing to do. I take out my hunting knife and tear throguh that duct tape like a convit tearing through a new inmate.

Ahh I can open the package now. This is a delicate matter. Like in Indiana Jones when he's trying to steal that thing from the place and the big thing chases him.

I open the box... slowly...I hear songs of Angels singing, a faint glow fills the room. And what do my eyes see?

A WHOLE PLETHERA OF CANDY! AHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAA!!

What IS all this? British "sweets" Some of these I have never heard of, some we can get here in Canada (but the packaging is a little different)

What else? CIGARS? Woah! My Gifter did some creeping! I'm so excited to try these out. I may have one on Christmas just because I can!

What else? Marmite? What the hell is Marmite? What can I do with it? (no seriously..... I don't know what this is.. I've seen it, never needed it..)

What else do I see? A bag... a bag with tea bags... wait a second.. Is this the infamous British Tea I hear about? That I see in television and film? That I have spent countles night awake, wondering if I will ever get to try some my self?

YES! YES IT IS! OH MY HOLY CRAP! I'm going to hide this for myself. (So the FamFam doesn't steal it!) FINALLY I CAN HAVE SOME REAL TEA (Youkshire Tea to be exact)

I also got a nice letter written to me and some awesome drawings!

Random picture of a guy (me?) holding a pocket dinosaur? kick ass!

Another drawing saying "Hey David - did anyone ever tell you that you look like Justin Beiber?" FFFFFUUUUUUU

Yes I've been told that. When I had my hair longer! BUT I DID THAT FIRST! AND MY HAIR DIDN'T HAVE THAT LITTLE BIEBER COMB OVER MOP THING!

Well this was a great way to end my day. I haven't had any of the candies yet, I know that once I have one, I won't be able to stop.

Thank you SO mcuh jonthedoors!