Gifting isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why are so many gifts dangerous? I say: why not marry safe gifts if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! Not you, test subject, you're doing fine. Yes, you! Box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye! - Cave Johnson on gifts

So I got a box, and in the box was what every test subject needs my very own Weighted Companion Cube. It seem to be slightly used but unburned and I can hide other things in it. I guess it was a prototype.

So thank you santa for thinking with portals.