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GLORIOUS! , December 8, 2001

Reviewer: Mrs. Betty Bowers from Atlanta, GA,

In a world awash in the secular madness of so-called "tolerance," our children are constantly brainwashed with the outrageous notion that people who rudely ignore how we tell them to live their lives can actually be "happy." Against this heretical backdrop of laissez faire (French for "a lesbian tryst") morality, it is heartening to see a book not afraid to trumpet the good, solid Christian values of wrath and punishment that our forefathers, the Puritans, had wished for this once-godly country. I don't know a single True Christian father who wouldn't rather have his son turn out to a rapist, a murderer or marry a colored girl than choose to be a limp-wristed Nancy Boy. This book will be a blessing to all Christian families who see the early signs of prissiness. It will give them the courage to beat the stuffing out of a light-in-the-sneakers toddler before it is too late and they are forced to throw their son out of the house with Christian love. Remember, the Lord told us: When you have a prodigal son, kill the fatted calf - when you have a homosexual son, kill the son! Praise the Lord!



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Some Mighty Fine Readin', December 03, 2001

Reviewer: Mrs. Thelma Broderick from Freehold, Iowa.

"I only wish this book had be written 15 years sooner. Maybe Dan would have stayed home and read it to his own kids instead of out F**king that whore Linda. But, this book has gotten me through many a rough night. I teach a Motherhood Class for soon to be released inmates and I always, aways, make sure that they know this story by heart!"



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Starts up where the Bible leaves off!, December 11, 2001

Reviewer: Susan Smith ex-mother of Two.

"When i readed this book thye first time I know right then that Michael and Alexander Tyler would have loved it. If they wasn't dead of course. They were all the time peeing the bed. But I still read it to them up in heaven and I know they can hear me. Hey, Michael! Hey Alexander Tyler, Momma loves you! One day when I get out of here I am going to have another baby and I want the first book i read to it be "Chrissy The Bedweeting Sissy".



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Wish I'd Known About This Book Sooner!, December 7, 2001

Reviewer: J. Nicolosi Freehold, Iowa.

"If I'd had this book when my ex-son was a child, perhaps I could have beaten the evil homosexual demons out of him at age four, and I wouldn't have had to throw him out of the house at sixteen. Well, at least now there's hope for my grandchildren... and I'm keeping a VERY close eye on them. I strongly recommend every Christian who has any children nearby, whether their own or in their neighborhood."



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I love the pictures!, December 8, 2001

Reviewer: Andrea Yates Tulsa County Jail.

"I think this is the best book in the world! Second only to the Bible. I'll be sure and rekomind it to all my friends, fanily and cellmates as the perfect Holiday gift"



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