Hi guys ! Dipper Pines here ! Well… more like future!Dipper Pines… I’m 21 years old now, an expert monsters hunter, time-traveller and… oh yes ! A girl !

Long story short, I was kidnapped by alien once, they did weird experiments and transformed me into a woman. Mabel helped me go through this, not to change my behavior of course (she love me too much for this), but to deal with my new form. Man, women body could be one of the greatest mystery of all time…

I have a lots of advantages, though. Now I speak with girls more easily and I’m also the closest friend of Wendy !

Anyway, I was searching for stuff to buy : a necklace for Mabel, the collection of “The Duchess Approves” for Grunkle Stan and a portal gun for me (some people told me to see a guy named Rick Sanchez…). Travel into another dimensions could help me for something like… defeating a triangle guy you know well.

He hurt me the last time he possessed me…

But I don’t really want to talk about that now.

So, I knew there was a location where I could find everything I needed and more : Geekopolis. It’s a place in France where, once a year, time and dimensions collapse and everything is possible. I even saw a dinosaur walking next a R2D2 ! Not that big when you’re from Gravity Falls but still…

It was a big place, I almost lost myself and needed to check at the map.

Thus, I took some weapons like my time machine in case of escape…

and my smaller-makier torch (you know, the magic flashlight with the crystal which change your heigh)(I use only the “small” side now).

I also took a disposable camera. I buy one because it’s better if you need evidences because it’s hard to fake a photo from a film haha… (but it’s most because Stan said that a reflex is too expensive and not solid and light enough for adventures)(but I think this was mostly because it’s too expensive)(and Stan is the only one who can give me some money so…).

Having this camera was awesome because everybody said that I looks cool with that (like a hipster or something)… but I had some light problems and all my photos are dark…

I put some in my Guide to Mystery.

Gloomy right ?

Now it’s done, I can’t wait to go back to Gravity Falls.

I’m… really tired…