Are you looking for nicknames for Donald Trump? Then you’ve come to the right place! We have compiled a list of all Donald Trump nicknames and the names he calls his opponents.

Donald Trump is our 45th president and no matter how you feel about it; there’s no denying that he’s made quite a reputation for himself.

His name and the plethora of nicknames people have bestowed upon him is on the lips of people all over the globe, and these people can get creative.

There’s no shortage of things to call our fearless leader. Whether you’re writing him fan mail or trying to spice up an angry blog post, we’ve got an inexhaustible list of names for the Commander in Chief, as well as a few choice monikers that the man himself has drummed up for his opponents.

Open up your Facebook page and get ready to type out an opinionated status update, because here’s a list of funny Trump nicknames compiled from the brightest, and one not-so-bright, minds on the internet.

Nicknames for Donald Trump

Here is a compilation of the funniest Donald Trump nicknames:

70-Year-Old Toddler: Given by Charles M. Blow and Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. Adolf Twitler: A pun on Adolf Hitler. Agent Orange: A pun on the chemical weapon and The Donald’s skin color. Alpha Molester: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes. America’s Black Mole: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight. America’s Burst Appendix: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. Amnesty Don: Given by Joe Scarborough after Trump said that he was softening his stance on illegal immigrants. Angry Creamsicle: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. Art Deal and Mr. “Art of the Deal: Donald Trump gave himself these nicknames when he made them the titles of his 1987 book, which he considers second only to the Bible. Assaulter-in-Chief: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes. Asshole: This one’s self-explanatory. Baby Fingers Trump: Given by Michael R. Burch. Barbarian at the Debate: Given by Charles M. Blow. Barbecued Brutus: This refers to Caesar’s killer Brutus and the color of Donald Trump’s skin. Barrel-Shouting Meatball Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT. Benedict Donald: This is a play on Benedict Arnold. Big Donald: Given by Marco Rubio, which was revised to “Pig Donald” by feminists. Birther Maniac: This name comes from Trump’s outrageous campaign to prove that President Obama was actually born in Kenya. Blitzkrieg Bozo: This is a combination of a type of warfare and the famous clown. Boiled Ham in a Wig: Given by Jon Stewart on The Axe Files podcast. Boldfinger: Given by Michael R. Burch. Boss Tweet: This refers to The Donald’s penchant for jumping on Twitter. Bratman: The hero that the United States doesn’t need or deserve. Bribe of Chucky: This refers to the movie about a murderous doll. Bully Boy: Given by Mike Rubio. Bumbledore: Refers to the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series. Bushman: Given by Michael R. Burch after Trump bragged about groping women to Billy Bush in the infamous tapes. Butternut Squash: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show. Cancer in a Wig: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show. Captain Chaos: Given by NBC News. Captain Outrageous: A pun on Captain Courageous made by Michael R. Burch. Cheddar Boy: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald. Cheeto Benito: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald. Cheeto Führer: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald. Cheeto Jesus: Given by Rick Wilson. Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald. Cheeto-In-Chief: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald. Cheez Doodle: Given by Maureen Dowd. Cheez Whiz: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight. Chicken Donald: Given by Martin O’Malley. Chickenhawk: Because Trump evaded serving in the Vietnam War, but portrays himself as a war hawk. He once said he was “the most militaristic person on the planet.” Whatever that means. Cinnamon Hitler: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show. Comedy Entrapment: Given by Jon Stewart. Comrade Cheetolino: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald. Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT. Creep Throat: Given by Seth Meyers on Late Night with Seth Meyers. Crybaby Trump: Given by Jeff Kanew. Daddy Warbucks: This refers to the character from Annie. Damn Turd Pol: Damn Turd Pol is an anagram of Donald Trump. Dangerous Donald: Given by Hillary Clinton. Darth taxeVader: This refers to the villainous character from Star Wars. Decomposing Jack O’Lantern: Given by Jon Stewart. Dehydrated Orange Peel: Given by Libby Inman. Demander-in-Chief: Given by Michael R. Burch. Diaper Donald: Given by Kevin Cavanaugh. Dire Abby: A pun on “Dear Abby” made by Michael R. Burch because Trump frequently tweets relationship advice to other people, but it’s usual dire. Donald Dodo: Refers to the famously stupid dodo bird. Donald Drumpf: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight. Donald Tax-Duck: Given by John Joseph Ribovich. Donald the Deadbeat: Given by Dan Rather. Donny: Made famous by SNL’s Church Lady played by Dana Carvey, but it was also his boyhood nickname. Draft Dodger: Given by Don C. Reed. Dumbo: given by Grace Taylor. Dump Tump: Given by Grace Taylor. Evil: Given by Gloria Reed. Failed Mail-Order Meat Salesman: Given by Ashley Feinberg while satirizing Trump Steaks. Fascist Carnival Barker: Given by Martin O’Malley. Fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon: Tweeted by Stephen Hoenstine. Feral Shouting Meatball Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT. Fifth Avenue Freeze-Out: Given to him for trying to deny disabled vets the right to street vend on Fifth Avenue. Financially Embattled Thousandaire: Given by Gail Collins. Flat Top: Another of Trump’s boyhood nicknames. Fragile Soul: Given by Ted Cruz. Fruit of the Loom: Earned by looming over Hillary Clinton at the second presidential debate. Fuckface von Clownstick: Given by Jon Stewart Genghis Can’t: Given by Michael R. Burch because unlike Genghis Khan, the Donald is not equipped to rule the world. Gentle Donald: Given by Ted Cruz. God: Given by Jay Leno. Godzilla, with Less Foreign Policy Experience: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. Golden Wrecking Ball: Given by Sarah Palin. Gossamer-Skinned Bully: Given by Graydon Carter. Government Expander: Given by Glen Beck. Grandpa Fucko: Given by Kyle Bunch. Groper-in-Chief: Given by Nicholas Kristof. Hair Apparent: A pun on Heir Apparent. Hair Furor: A pun on Herr Führer. Hair Hitler: A pun on Herr Hitler. Herr Lugenpresse: Given by Dan Rather. Human-Toupee Hybrid: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. Humble: Donald Trump’s ironic choice when asked to provide a Secret Service codename. Humble Cow Pie: Because he’s the last thing from humble. Humble Trump: Given by his son Eric Trump, aka “Eric the Red.” Hurricane Donald: Given by Jeff Singer. Immigrant-Bashing Carnival Barker: TIME Magazine, quoting presidential candidate Martin O’Malley. In-Vet-Irate Liar: Earned by claiming to support vets while trying to sweep them off the streets. Job Security (for Comedians): Given by Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live! John Baron and John Barron: Both are Donald Trump’s pseudonyms. John Boehner’s Tanning Partner in Crime: Given by Michael R. Burch. John Miller: Another pseudonym Donald Trump uses to brag about his exploits. Kelly’s Zero: A pun on Megyn Kelly’s Heroes. Killer Klown from Outer Space: Taken from the title of a “b” movie. King of the Oompa Loompas: Given by Justin Baragona. King of the Whoppers: Given by USA Today on Christmas Day in 2015. King Tut: Because his insults make millions of people go, “Tut, tut, tut!” Lady Fingers Trump: Given by Don C. Reed. Liberal Wannabe Strongman: Given by David McIntosh. Liberals’ Best Friend: Since the Trump administration will undoubtedly convert some conservatives into liberals. Loosin’ Donald: Given by Ted Cruz. Lord Dampnut: An anagram for Donald Trump. Lord Voldemort: Given by Rosie O’Donnell. Machado Meltdown: Given by Hillary Clinton. Maladroit Savage Spiraling Out of Control: Given by Charles M. Blow. Man-Baby: Given by Jon Stewart. Meathead: Given by John Joseph Ribovich. Mein Furor: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos. Mogul: Donald Trump’s Secret Service code name. Moneydiaper McStupid: Given by Nick Musgrave. Mr. Brexit: Coined by himself. Mr. Chickenhawk: Because he’s a coward who portrays himself as a war hawk Mr. Macho: Given by Bernie Sanders. Mr. Meticulous: Trump’s military academy nickname, given because he folded his underwear into neat squares. Mr. Wiggy Piggy: Because he’s such a male chauvinist pig and that hair! Mussolini’s Taint: Given by Kyle Bunch. Narcissistic Human Airhorn: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT. New York Pork Dork: Given by Michael R. Burch because Trump’s companies have feasted on government subsidies and tax breaks. No More Donald: Tweeted by Elizabeth Warren. Orange Anus: Given by Rosie O’Donnell. Orange Julius: A pun on the fruit drink chain and Julius Caesar. Orange Manatee: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. Orange Slug: Given by Rosie O’Donnell. Orangeback Gorilla: Coined after trying to physically intimidate Hillary Clinton in the second presidential debate. Panda Hair: Given by Elizabeth Harris Burch. Pander Hair: Also given by Elizabeth Harris Burch. Peripatetic Political Showman: Coined by The Fiscal Times. Pile of Old Garbage Covered in Vodka Sauce: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show. Political Gutterball: Given by Michael R. Burch. Poor Donald: Given by Hillary Clinton. Poster Child of American Decline: Given by Robert Spencer. POTUS WRECKS: Given by Michael R. Burch. Putin’s Gambit: Given by Michael R. Burch. Queens’ Reich: Trump is from Queens, NY, and sounds like the second coming of the Third Reich. Rabble-Rousing Demagogue: Given by John Cassidy in The New Yorker. Riptide of Regression: Given by Dan Rather. Rome Burning in Man Form: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight. Ronald McDonald Trump-Bozo: Given by Michael R. Burch. Sack of Gilded Lunchmeat: Given by Kyle Bunch. Screaming Carrot Demon: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. Scrooge Grinch McGrump: Given by Michael R. Burch. Serial Feeler: A pun on serial killer. Short-fingered vulgarian: Given by Grayson Carter. Silver Spoon Donald: Given by Don C. Reed. Snake Oil Salesman: Given by Rosie O’Donnell. Sniffles: Coined after The Donald sniffled like a cocaine addict during the second presidential debate. Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. Stubby Baby Fingers Trump: Given by Michael R. Burch. Stuporman: Since Trump’s superpower is putting people to sleep and making them dream that he has magical superpowers. Tan Dump Lord: An anagram for Donald Trump Tangello Fruit Roll-Up Stretched Over Cat Litter Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT. Tangerine Tornado: Used by SNL’s Church Lady played by Dana Carvey. Tangerine-Tinted Trash-Can Fire: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. TelePrompTer Trump: Given by Mark Sumner. Terroristic Man-Toddler: Given by Charles M. Blow. The Big Cheeto: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald. The Boychurian Candidate: A pun given by Michael R. Burch on The Manchurian Candidate. The Chaos Candidate: Given by Jeb Bush. The Cowardly Lyin’: This refers to the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz. The Definer: According to The Donald, he defines other candidates and soon after they become political trivia questions The Donald: Ivana Trump first used the term in a 1989 Spy Magazine cover story. The Dumpster: A pun on Trumpster and the “Dump Trump” slogan. The Emperor with no Balls: Graffiti found on naked statues of Trump. The Fomentor: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show. The Germinator: Trump hates to shake hands because he’s a germaphobe. The GOP’s Unhinged Front-Runner: Given by Robert Schlesinger, the managing editor at U.S. News & World Report. The Grand Wizard of Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos. The Greatest Charlatan (of them all): Given by Brent Bozell. The Human Bullhorn: Given by Jim Newell in Slate. The Human Corncob: Given by Erin L. Cody. The Man of Steal (made in China): Coined after Hillary Clinton pointed out that Trump hotels have been built with illegally-imported Chinese steel. The Michelangelo of Ballyhoo: Coined by TIME’s David Von Drehle in his cover article on Trump. The New Furor: A pun on Führer. The Only Plausible GOP Nominee: Coined by Bustle. The Predictable Endpoint of Republicanism: Given by Charles M. Blow. The Puerile Sophomoric Sniveler: Given by Charles M. Blow. The Shambling Sasquatch: Given after Trump stumbled and lurched around the stage in the second presidential debate. The Silver Spoon Scion: Given by Charles M. Blow. The Sophomoric Sniveler: Given by Charles M. Blow. The Spinster and The Sinister Spinster: Given by Michael R. Burch. The Teflon Don: Given by Michael R. Burch. The Tiny Fisted Emperor: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos. The Trumpet: One of Trump’s boyhood nicknames. The Twitter Terror: Given by Michael R. Burch. The uniquely underqualified and overblown king of bragging and whining: Written in The New York Times. The Wedgie from West Palm: Given by Kyle Bunch. The White Kanye: Given by Bill Maher. The Winning Whiner: Donald J. Trump explained how he wins by whining in an interview. Tic-Tac-Dough: Given by Michael R. Burch. Tie-Coon: Given because his menswear line includes ties. Tricky Don Trump: Named after Tricky Dick Nixon. Trump of Doom: Given by Michael R. Burch. First used in a Facebook post on September 11, 2015. Trumparius: Given by Nate Silver from “The Age of Trumparius.” Trumpdozer: First used in TIME Magazine. Trumpelthinskin: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos. Trumpenstein: Given by Murfster35 on DailyKos. Trumpinator: A play on the Terminator. Trumple-Doodle-Doo-Doo: A play on the sound a rooster (cock) makes. Trumpocalypse: Given by Markos Moulitsas on DailyKos. Trumptastrophe: Given by Chris McKay. Twitter-Drunk Donald: Given by a Bush aide. Two Pump Trump: Given by Troy Ramos. Two-Bit Caesar: Given by Bill Kristol. UNA (Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole): Given by Jon Stewart. Vanilla ISIS: A pun on Vanilla Ice. Vet Evictor: Earned by staging a benefit for veterans after trying to sweep disabled vets from New York City streets for more than a decade. Voldemort: Given by Rosie O’Donnell. Walking Talking Human Combover: Given by Michael R. Burch. Weak Donald: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show. World’s Greatest Troll: Coined by FiveThirtyEight Politics. Xenophobic Sweet Potato Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on @MIDNIGHT. Agent of Deranged Change The Angry Cheeto Antichrist Bag of Toxic Sludge Bald-faced Crier The Bigoted Billionaire The Bilious Billionaire Blowhard The Bouffant Buffoon Bush Baby and Bush Baby Fingers The Bush Basher The Bush Beater Bushmaster Captain Bluster Captain Crunch Captain Tantastic Chimp-PAN-Zee Clown Prince of Politics The Combover Con Artist Commander-in-Grief Conspiracy Commander-in-Chief Con-Dike Gold Rush Crown Prince of Politwits Crybaby Prima Donald The Daft Draft Dodger Dainty Donald Damien Trump Darth Hater DDT The Debate Hater Deeply Disturbed Fuzzy Orange Goofball Der Groepenfuehrer Der Trumpkopf Dickhead Dickhead Dongle Dingbat Donald Dishonest Don The Disruptor The Dick Tater DJT Dodgy Donald The Don Don the Con Don Dementia Donald Chump Donald deGonad Donald Dingbat Donald Dipshit The Donaldmeister Donald Doom The Donimator Donald Douche and the Bags Donald Duck Donald Duck Doo-Doo Donald Ducknuke Donald Dump Donald Gonad Donald the Menace Don Goner Donnie Bratso Donnie Darko Donnie TicTac Donnybaby Donnyboy Donnybrook Don of Orange Dr. Strangelove Duke Nuke ‘Em Dumbelldore Ego Maniac The Emperor with no Clothes Itty Bitty Ball Trump The Fanta Fascist Field Marshall Trump Flipper Flip Flopper The Fomentalist Forrest Trump The Fraud of Fifth Avenue Frisker-in-Chief Frisky Frisker The Frontrunner Golden Calf of Doom God-Emperor Trump Great Orange Hairball of Fear The Great White Dope The Great White Dope on a Self-Hanging Rope Grope Dope Halfwit Tweet Twit Head Twit Herr Führer Trump Herr Trump The Human Amplifier The Human Combover The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label The im-POTUS The Inane Interjector The Infuriator The ISIS Candidate Jack the Gripper King of Debt King Leer King of Sleaze King of Spin King Trump King Twit K-Mart Caesar Last of The Mango Mohawkans Liberal Lip Little Donnie Sissypants Little Dutch Boy The Lone DeRanger Long Dong Trump Lurch The Lyin King Macho McGrump The Mad Shambler Mango Mussolini Master Debater MEGA-low-maniac Mr. Firepants Mr. Inappropriate Mr. Boinker Oinker New York Dork Orange Bozo Orange Caligula Orange Clown Orange-Hued Self-Immolator Orange Man The Orange Messiah Orange Moron Orange Omen of Doom Orange Toilet Bowl Crud Brought to Life as a Genital-Grabbing Golem Orange-Tufted Imbecile Intent on Armageddon Orange-Tufted Asshole OranguTAN Party Pooper President Gold Man Sucks President If-Urine-You’re-In President Rancid Velveeta Prima Donald Pudgy McTrumpcake Puffed Up Daddy Pussy Posse Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn Putin’s Pet Queer Orangutan Republican Rapture Inducer Ryan’s Nope Scrooge McTrump Sexual-Predator-in-Chief Shitler Sir Sissypants The Spin King The Suicide Bummer The Swamp Draining Lizard-Man-Toddler The Talking Yam The Tanning Bed Warning Label Tangerine Jesus Tepid Trumpeter Thin Skinned Orange Peel Tic-Tacky Trump Timid Trumpster Tiny Hands Trump Tricky Trump T-Rump Trumpalump Trumpamaniac Trump Card Trumpledore Trumpletoes Trumpling Dildo Trumpmeister Trumpster Trumpthechumps Trumpty Dumpty Trump the Grump The Tufted Taliban Twat Twit Twitter Flitter Twitter Spitter The UNA Bomber Unreality King Venom-Drenched Regurgitated Slimy Orange Hairball Walking Punchline Whiny Don Whiny Donald The White Pride Piper YUGE Asshole YUGE Liar Zen Master of Hate

Nicknames Donald Trump Calls his Opponents

The following are the funny names President Trump has called his opponents:

Crooked Hillary: This is Trump’s go-to nickname for his formal presidential campaign opponent in everything from speeches to Twitter. Sleepy Eyes: Trump’s nickname for NBC reporter Chuck Todd. Lyin’ Ted: Donald Trump called opponent Ted Cruz this until the day he dropped out of the race. Little Marco: The nickname for Marco Rubio first debuted on Twitter, but it didn’t take long for Trump to use it in a debate. Low-Energy Jeb: More of a description than a nickname, this moniker stuck with Jeb Bush through his campaign. 1 for 38 Kasich: This refers to John Kasich’s one win and thirty-eight losses. Goofy Elizabeth Warren: Another Trump nickname that found its start on Twitter. Rocket Man: This nickname references North Korean dictator and nuclear threat Kim Jong Un. Pocahontas: Another nickname for Elizabeth Warren referencing her Native American heritage. Crazy Bernie: Coined by The Donald for Bernie Sanders as the Democratic primaries trudged on. Cryin’ Chuck: This name only comes into play when Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Trump are in disagreement.

Bonus! Donald Trump became a popular street name for crystal meth in 2017.

President Trump recently nicknamed himself “President T,” maybe this would catch on, we will see.

Tell us your most hilarious Trump nicknames, flattering or hopefully otherwise, in the comments. We’ve got at least three more years of this ahead of us, so we’re going to need them.