So the scumbag liberals at Deadspin decided to ask their readers to try to get a picture of the CruzNado playing basketball, but when Cruz showed them up, they reacted like scumbag liberals always do.

Here’s part of their idiotic article:

Surely some of you reading this must work on the Hill, or know someone who works on the Hill, or know someone who is secretly sleeping in the men’s locker room in the Russell Building on the Hill. Either way, if you happen to snap a few photographs—or better yet, a video—of Ted Cruz in his raw, unbridled, soup-fueled athletic form, please for the love of god send them to [email protected] It’s going to be a long four years. We need this.

Pretty clever, right?







Unfortunately Deadspin is run by sewer rats, so this is how they responded:

And that’s about as witless a response as you’d expect from the pond scum floating over there.

Cruz responded, as ever, with class:

I appreciate the good Senator not diving into the sewer to wrestle with amoeba.

[h/t Hapax toe-smasher Legomenon]