The Crouton’s investigative journalists, well, actually just two children we hired then stacked and put a trench coat on, were able to uncover a list of New Year’s Resolutions made by Bud Peterson. We share it with you all now in the interest of transparency and in the hopes of inspiring you to make your own resolutions as 2019 draws nearer.





Journal more

Learn what “yeet” means

Start more construction projects on campus

Talk Val Peterson into going by “Pal Peterson” so together we can be “Pal and Bud Peterson”

Figure out where the liberal arts building is on campus

Get rid of the unicycle kid once and for all

Find out how to pronounce “Geoff”

Remember:

The Alamo Campus Mental Health Crisis

juuling?

Buy more yellow ties

Lower back three stripe life (lyfe?) tattoo

Get Buzz his Converse ba







Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. If President Peterson would like to send us his actual list of resolutions to show us how close we got, though, he knows where to find us.



