Rap music fuses street slang with a heavy hip-hop beat, but the lyrical nuances are often too nuanced for our painfully Caucasian brain to decode. We grew up in the era of Biggie, Snoop, and Puff Daddy -- is he going by

a different name now? -- and you'd think we could decipher the tones our

home boys have put out there. Thank goodness for UnderstandRap.com, and its accompanying tome, which professes to offer "Explanations of Confusing Rap Lyrics You & Your Grandma Can Understand."

Our Grandma came of age in the Big Band era, which we're pretty sure has its fair share of sultry crooners, a bit of trombone and a giant spoonful of romanticism -- as opposed to a life of MAC-10's, being "a couple bands down," or having their "whole click stuntin'." So, does she need the Understanding Rap book as bad as we do? We tested her on seven perplexing lyrics from Drizzy, Weezy and more.

All definitions are courtesy of understandrap.com





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" - from Drake's "Fancy"

Grandma's definition: "This girl is bad news."

Real definition: "This is called a double entendre. The girl is fine as in good looking, and you also pay a fine when Popo leaves a ticket on your dashboard."

Assessment: If Drake's after this fine lass, she's probably bad news -- but that's not what he's saying. If Drake's after this fine lass, she's probably bad news -- but that's not what he's saying.

2. Rap lyric: "Naked ring finger, check. M3 beamer, check. Champagne range, triple white caddy." - from Drake's "Fancy"



Grandma's definition: "Well, he might have wondered if she was married Well, he might have wondered if she was married because he checked the ring finger. He found out the car she was driving was a Beamer and loved that. Saw her and thought she was quite classy with the champagne range and her parents had a triple white Caddy which means she's really rich."

Real Definition: "This gentleman is trying to say he is single and wealthy: no wedding band on his ring finger, and he owns a BMW M3, a light-colored Range Rover SUV and a very white Cadillac (white paint, white trims and white interior)."

Assessment: Not bad, Grandma. We'll forgive that your answer doesn't take the self-referential aspect into account. Although missing the Range Rover reference is gonna cost you. Not bad, Grandma. We'll forgive that your answer doesn't take the self-referential aspect into account. Although missing the Range Rover reference is gonna cost you.

3. Rap lyric: "I'm more animal than this zoo allow." - from Lil Wayne's "Wasted"



Grandma's definition: "This is a very dangerous person."

Real definition: "Lil Wayne is stating that because he is such a "beast", even a zoological park would not be able to allow, much less contain him."

Assessment: Not even stumped by the stilted grammar, Gran. Terrific! Not even stumped by the stilted grammar, Gran. Terrific!

4. Rap lyric: "Your girl might be sick but my girl sicker." - from Ludacris' "My Chick Bad"



Grandma's definition: "I think they're talking about the same girl. Because I think they're talking about the same girl. Because most girls are sick and he wouldn't really know sicker because he doesn't know who they're talking about." Real definition: "Your female companion is probably attractive and fantastic company, but unfortunately for you, she pales in comparison to the woman that I am courting."

Assessment: Who are we talking about? Who are we talking about? 5. Rap lyric: "Trash talk to 'em then I put 'em in a hefty." - from Ludacris' "My Chick Bad"

Grandma's definition: "Dirty talk to them to get them compliant and I will tie them up. Hefty is a trashbag." Real definition: "She is going to exchange insults with her enemies, then murder them and stuff their bodies into trash bags. Hefty is a brand of trash bag."