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Goat: Hey, Pig, you have to hear this great Elvis song with me. Pig: Can't, I got a job writing headlines for a newspaper and this story's real tough. Goat: What's it about? Pig: An art forger named named Weissman. He had to forge this famous painting of Hay Bales and see if he could fool an international panel of judges at the louvre. Goat: Did he do it? Pig: Well, it fooled the russian judge, but there was a problem with the American judge. Goat: Who was the American judge? Pig: Hi from the comic strip 'Hi and Lois,' who insisted on bringing a female sheep to the judging. And the two of them kept falling on the louvre floor. Goat: That's nuts. So what's the headline? Pig: 'Weissman's Hay only fools Russian, but hi can't help falling in Louvre with Ewe.' Elvis: Wise men say you're a sad little man.