Welcome back to the Trails Legacy!

Ophelia: *coughs* and what has it been? Like three weeks months?

Stop making me feel guiltier than I already am!

Ophelia: Guilt guilt guilt guilt-

Wow! Well last time was a while ago. I will make it up to you with a brand spanking new house! But-

Ophelia: But?

First can you summarize what happened last time?

Ophelia: Well Paisley and Quinn aged up and I had Ranger. So now can I see our new house?

Yes.

Well?

Ophelia: Well… I’ll certainly be able to tell which house is ours. And the landscaping could use some work…

Ugh… Unappreciative loser…

Here’s you brand new dining room with its very own memory wall!

Ophelia: It will look a lot better when my face is up there. Which I calculate won’t be for a while…

Hopefully…

Ophelia: Why do you say that?

I don’t know. Usually when your mom is as old as dirt…

Ophelia: Instead of talking about when I’ll die can we finish the house tour?

But speaking of family death and the legacy… I forgot something in Twinbrook.

Ophelia: What?! Was it Ranger? Baby?!

No! I wouldn’t forget a potential heir! But I did forget the graveyard.

Ophelia: HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE-

Moving on… 😦

Here’s the kitchen!

Ophelia: Glad to see that our leftovers have been stewing in that fridge for awhile…

Here’s the old fart asylum guest bedroom…

The garage!

The living room which is not complete without its very own…

A book nook! Which nobody ever uses!

Nothing special really. A bathroom!

Ophelia: Lemme guess… a nursery? Can we stop labeling these things and just picture spam until we get to my story?

Fine… loser…

Ophelia: What was that?

Ophelia: Oh overseer I thought that would never end…

You’re quite dramatic for someone who is missing the trait…

Ophelia: And here;s the floor plan from bottom to top!

And it’s over! The house I worked on forever is done… ugh….

Ophelia: Whatever let’s see the family! According to my calender it’s been like three forever while time has somehow stopped here…

Paisley: Hello to my faithful peasants and admirers… miss me?

Quinn: Yeah guys. Bow before us!

Anyone else miss the Terrible Two?

Luna: Surprised to see I’m still alive?

Of course not!

Ophelia: Of course! You could be dead by now with your age!

Shhhhh!

It looks like it’s that time again…

Ophelia: Time to bestow my knowledge to the general public?

Luna: Time to overrun the city with my evil doings?

It’s time to start anew!

Ophelia: It seems as if you’re turning into a sap…

Am not!

Ophelia: Then what do you call this?

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge?

Ophelia: That isn’t really what I meant…

I call it… Family.

Ophelia: Ugh stop being a sappy! It’s causing a slightly… icky… reaction for my evening!

What am I supposed to say to that?

Ophelia: I don’t know! Just stop?

Terrible Two: Yay! A school where we will be socially accepted and overthrow administration by brainwashing our peers by bribing them!

Hold up there kids. Evil isn’t in your trait list as of yet!

Luna: Did somebody say evil doings?

Ophelia: Mom! You’re not the heiress anymore! And according to my life tracking sheet you should be taking your afternoon nap!

Luna: Pshh! That’s for old farts!

Well Luna it looks like we have something to tell you…

Luna: Let a woman live in denial, would you?

Wow what a sight!

Ophelia: Yes it has been quite a while since we’ve had NPCs that didn’t all have the same face! In fact, it has been exactly-

Wait that just reminded me!

Ophelia: Always in the middle of me showing off…

Our maid has the evil trait.

Ophelia: How could you tell without us getting to know her?

Trust me. I’ve seen enough evil cackles and finger pointing to recognize any evil sim on the street.

Ophelia: Do you think one of my terrible two could be evil?

According to my observations-

Ophelia: That sounds familiar!

I’m going to say no.

Ophelia: Thank the stars!

Hey since you guys live in a city now why haven’t you explored the night life?

Ophelia: Well my mom has.

Luna?!

Ophelia: Yeah. She snuck out during her after dinner nap. Which is scheduled at like 7:00 that hooligan!

I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t see it myself.

Ophelia: Yeah she already gave herself a party reputation. And she’s as old as dirt!

Luna: For your information I was just scoping out the crime scene. We’re in a new town after all. But it seems we don’t have to worry!

Yeah Cece’s vampire slaying reputation has already saved your family’s name off the hit list.

Ophelia: Who knew it had spread that far? And now I have vampire babies!

Unfortunately your name hasn’t escaped the creepy baby sitter’s list.

Ophelia: Don’t worry! We responsible parent were there like 6 hours later. He seemed fine!

Ranger: … 😦

Yup. Totally fine. Why didn’t you use Luna instead?

Luna: Quinn, do me a favor. If you’re ever questioned about dear granny’s hobbies don’t ever tell the truth in court.

Quinn: Don’t worry grandma! I would never tell them about that time when you traded radioactive waste for-

Luna: That’s a good grandchild! No let’s shut our mouths and watch some television which hasn’t changed since the founder still walked the Earth!

…

Ophelia: We thought she was a bad influence.

I see. Don’t forget that she raised you though!

Ophelia: But back then she didn’t have the philosopher’s stone or whatever it is.

I see your point.

Paisley: Dad can we please have a Halloween Spooky Day Party?

Ophelia: I say yes kids!

Harold: Of course!

Woohoo!

Ophelia: Woohoo?

No- um… that’s not what I meant.

It seems as though Paisley has chosen to be a cowplant and Quinn has chosen to be some sort of hero that wanted to copy the hulk’s green muscles…

Ophelia: And I have decided to be a good mother and dress as my son’s favorite food!

I’m sure the daredevil wanted to let his classmates know that his favorite food is a tofu dog.

Ophelia: With mustard!

Harold: Wait! Did you say classmates?

Yeah of course. The kids wanted to throw a party.

Harold: Then I’m sure glad that I dressed up as a clown!

I’m not…

Ophelia: Yeah, everyone should know that the overseer is scared of clowns!

Not true!

Ophelia: Well according to these statistics…

I guess logic is only going to hurt me here…

Jupiter Belle: I’m so excited to be here.

I think that we can all tell…

Ophelia: Wow, get a load of that recessive blue hair!

Watch it not be recessive because you said that…

Ophelia: Wait, does this mean he will be married to Paisley?

What? You’re crazy!

Paisley: I’m too focused on looking scary with my new friend!

Glad to see that you’re making friends.

Ophelia: But we must remember that they will always have each other! Thanks for reading after waiting soooo long.

Yeah, your support means a lot to me. Have this nice picture of Bridgeport to wrap things up.

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A/N: Sorry for the delay! I said I wouldn’t go on a hiatus and then three weeks turned into three months in the blink of an eye. I’m sorry for the delay but please enjoy this update! I’ve missed these guys. I haven’t abandoned them for the sims 4 or anything like that!