Bubblegum89 Wed 27-Dec-17 23:35:27

There’s nothing romantic about ttc I’m afraid, OP. Collecting into a condom and syringing may be your best bet. You will need to track your ovulation though as you need the sperm up there for a couple of days before you ovulate (or the day of at the latest) so it would be a case of getting him to ejacate into a condom (no spermicide) or some kind of container on a designated day and syringing it in asap. Unfortunately other than that, it would have to be dealt with by fertility specialists. Good luck