Young Henry VIII Was One Benedict Cumberbatch-Looking Son Of A Bitch

im sherlock holmes lets solve crimes but definitely not have feelings

oh im learning what friendship is and also solving crime at the same time

what a surprising turn of events

i prefer scarves to people, make a GIF of me

i don’t have time for social niceties OR the authority of the Pope

john

shave off your mustache

while you are at it shave off your feelings as well

my face is smooth

like my heart

i dont like emotions OR the house of York

wheres my tea and also drugs

john hobbit you are my roommate but also my friend

no dont smile

dont say thank you

youve ruined it now

be quiet

the game is on

martinjohn in one way i’m teaching you about crime

but in another way your teaching me about friendship

we’re both learning

only youre learning more because im really quite smart

watsonjohn if you don’t help me produce an heir i shall cut off your head

i know everything about you from your gloves

i have a thousand peacoats and absolutely no emotions

i notice everything

thats why my face is so long

to better notice things

hoo boy

almost had a feeling there

that was close