Unspeakably Evil: Trump Feeds Kids

Un. Be. Lievable.

Several sources at the White House are confirming that Trump did the unthinkable: he bought food for some college kids.

Then, do you know what he did?

Trigger warning: he fed them. That's right: fed them. FOOD. In their mouths.

Pardon us while we scream at the sky in disgust!!!

It is time for the left and the few sane people on the right to come together with one goal in mind: impeachment. Trump sometimes does bad things. Sometimes he says bad things. But rarely has he stooped to this level.

Say it with us: IMPEACH 45! IMPEACH 45!

We just can't believe that the year is 2019, and Trump is spending his own money to feed defenseless kids.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!

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