Update February 11, 2018: So, why am I updating this page now? Well, now that a couple years have passed since The Rehearsal’s release, I’ve noticed that this particular movie has received considerable praise. People still talk about it online.

And, if this movie hasn’t yet crossed your VR radar…well, I want to draw some attention to it.

After this release, Harmony went on to star in at least four addition VR porn movies for Virtual Real Porn.



November 13, 2015

All right, friends, today we’ll consider some Harmony Reigns VR porn.

Virtual Real Porn just released their latest effort, The Rehearsal, with costar, Miguel Zayas. The movie runs a lengthy—by virtual porn standards—24 minutes. As usual, there are versions available for Oculus, Gear, Android and iOS. The Oculus version weighs in at an unusually heavy 5.09 GB. This suggests to me that this is some rather sweet-quality Rift VR footage. As for me, I’m still stuck with my Homido, but that’s not slowing my roll!

Okay, so Harmony Reigns is a porn star, actress, camgirl, singer and self-described certified bad bitch. Additionally, she was voted 2015’s Best Newcomer at the PRP Awards. Like so many of these saucy VRP starlets, she hails from the jolly U.K.

Probably the most eye-catching thing about this lass are those 36 DD airbags that majestically jostle whenever she’s doggy-thumped. So, big-tit lovers…this is definitely the movie for you. I can say that immediately. I mean…if you like VR…and you like over-sized, creamy funbags…then, Ms. Reigns is your gal.

Now, if you can get your man-mind beyond those distracting whoppers, another intriguing aspect of this movie is the close-ups that show-off Harmony’s dazzling eyes. Wow. Sometimes, it almost doesn’t seem right that such an intimate transference can occur outside of a genuine, face-to-face interaction. But, technology’s pathological charge isn’t much interested in my musings…Moving along…

So, this movie falls into the quickly-developing, VR genre that I’m going to call stripper VR. This was bound to happen fast, and it’s easy to understand why it’s such a juicy, fertile set-up. I mean…the thrill of VR sex is the realistic simulation. And, recreating a stripper’s performance in virtual space is just…horny.

In the past few weeks alone, each major VR studio has taken a swing. And, as I said elsewhere, this stripper template—if you will—is fruitful and so very reusable in VR porn. I know a lot of fellas want to see a lot more.

This is how the VRP crew describe their latest:

“The curvy Harmony has no money and she had decided to start performing stripteases. Now, she needs someone to practise with, and you are the chosen one. So prepare yourself for what she’s about to do… Because what starts like an innocent practice, will finish with your hard cock between her huge tits and with your warm cum into her perfect pussy after you fuck her really hard.”

All righty, then…it’s go time! It starts with Harmony in a slinky gray dress telling the couch guy that she needs money. And, she’s heard stripping can be lucrative. But, she needs to rehearse.

This sets-up our POV. Harmony says she’s a novice and probably won’t be very good. She then immediately sticks those gargantuan fake ones in the 3D camera frame, and you want to say,

“Um, Harmony, those tits…and your ability to shove ’em in a guy’s face is all that’s required. You’re not auditioning to be a U.N. diplomat.”

In no time, the yellow-haired, aspiring floosie speculates doing “some other things” might be even more lucrative. Thus, an oily titty-cock-stroke and fuck session has just been added to the rehearsal. Most boyfriends don’t want to hear that their girl’s going to fuck for bucks, but I guess if our good beau still can squeeze those white watermelons on the daily, he’s good with it.

And, I should add the obvious. These enormous Harmony boobies look spectacular in VR. I suppose these are in the running for best VR tits seen to date. And, I’ll add, Harmony possesses the most important VR quality: a pretty face. And, this movie aptly demonstrates the videographer understands the need for VR face-time.

Harmony goes through the motions, and the stud’s soon got his yang-yang in her special spot. And, she delivers this line with that beguiling British accent:

“Your dick feels good in my pussy.”

Why is it a statement like that delivered with an accent is so horny-inspiring? I’m still trying to figure it out. And, does the accent have the same effect on guys who share the same accent? Or, maybe the British gents find the American accent zooms their erection meter.

I’ll tell you something else stiffy-stirring about young Harmony: that hour-glass figure. Oh, yes indeed. When the pretty-faced, pootanannie pro spins into her signature reverse cowgirl, you can see the prominent concave curve running from her shoulders down her lats and blossoming out at her hips and big ass.

This is a good thing! Oh, that Coke bottle figure!

The sex is in the expected VR positions, and Harmony is quite engaging. It wraps up with a VR creampie and this bit of weenie-inspiring dialogue.

“You just came in my pussy. You bad, bad boy. My pussy doesn’t want to let it go.”

This is some good work. But, I’m going to tell you…my favorite parts are in the beginning when Harmony’s sticking her face in the camera. I believe that VR film companies should standardize that towards the beginning of the movie: there should be at least a full two minutes in which the woman’s face fills the frame.

She can be talking a bit or just looking at you. Either way, but this should be a mandatory requirement. Damn, I’m sounding pretty stern! But, it’s the best part of these VRs. If there are some viewers who don’t like it, they can easily fast-forward through it. Okay, enough of my demands already!

Because, it’s now your turn to declare:

I want to squeeze Harmony’s humongous, virtual funbags!