hmmm. i haven't been to the dentist in.... four years *thinking* yeah, i'm just gonna keep this streak going for a little while longer *eventually* guy: give it to me straight. how long do i have? dentist: huh? what? no, you just have one cavity! dentist: ...how long has it been since your last dentist appointment? guy: seven years dentist: whoa. impressive! *dentist and patient fist bump*