Darren Suchon is a 42-year old man. An unemployed 42-year old man who likes lying around all day playing Playstation (who doesn't?!). Unfortunately, his live-in girlfriend (wait -- WHAT?!) wasn't so keen on the idea and took his console away from him. RUH-ROH!

Colleen Frable became so angry her unemployed boyfriend was spending the day playing video games, she decided to break his habit by taking the PlayStation with her to work Friday, she told Lehigh Township police.

Police said her live-in boyfriend, Darren Suchon, 42, became so enraged that he followed Frable's vehicle from their home near Palmerton on Route 248 to Lehigh Township, where he forced her vehicle off the road and rear-ended it while driving her 1996 gold Porsche sports car, all in an effort to get the video game system back. Suchon...now faces a host of charges, including simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. He was sent to Northampton County Prison under $25,000 bail.

Wow, it sounds like somebody was determined to play Grand Theft Auto! Get it? Me neither, time to get drunk.

Unemployed Carbon County man runs girlfriend off road for taking video game system, police say [mcall]

Thanks to Shenanigans, who would have taken the opportunity to go out and look for a job. Ooooor call the police and report a stolen vehicle.