1/25/12 3:05AM

Have some fancy book learnin’.

How ridiculous are war reenactments? What is it about the Civil War, the bloodiest in American history, that calls for glorification? Can you imagine other countries doing this? Well, I guess cosplay is just inaccurate European war reenactment. Wait, did I say cosplay? I meant larping. Ha, cosplay. Anyway, what I really mean to say is can you imagine Vietnam War reenactments? You guys: hide in the trees. You guys: stay in this cage. And you guys, constant torture.

-Jesse