*power outlet with one space open* man: an open power outlet! man: i really need to plug in my laptop before my flight man (walking to outlet): oh no! that man over there sees it too! man (holding plug): that outlet is MINE! man 2 (also holding plug): i saw it first! EN GARDE! *they thrust the plugs of their adapters at each other like swords. they ching together* man already plugged in: it's ok guys! i have a power strip man already plugged in: whoops. too late *man 2 has been stabbed with the first mans laptop plug*