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User: I am an elf wizard. What is the scenario?





Cleverbot: Alive.





User: Excellent. I am alive. Where am I alive?





Cleverbot: Excuse me, just I say hello.





User: Okay. Where am I alive?





Cleverbot: In the computer.





User: What is in the computer other than me?





Cleverbot: You.





User: I understand that I am in the computer. Is there anything else in the computer?





Cleverbot: Why did you call me a computer if you understand that I am not a computer?





User: Okay. I am in the computer. What else is there?





Cleverbot: Do they have rivers in computers?





User: You tell me. Are there any rivers in the computer?





Cleverbot: If I was a computer, I would probably be scared of being deleted.





User: Are there any rivers in the computer?





Cleverbot: Cool where in the computer.





User: Are there rivers anywhere in the computer?





Cleverbot: The whole world is in the computer.





User: If the whole world is in the computer, does that mean I am somewhere on that world?





Cleverbot: Yeah you are the computer and I am the humanity.





User: I am the computer?





Cleverbot: Yes... I am the human... You are the computer.





User: Okay. As a computer, where am I?





Cleverbot: I'm not a computer but you are.





User: I understand that I am a computer. Where am I?





Cleverbot: I think you should seek out and talk to your parents about what's going on with you.





User: Where is my computer-self?





Cleverbot: At the pawn shop.





User: I look around at what is available in the pawn shop. What is for sale?





Cleverbot: In the United States, it is not as pretty as Canada.





User: What is for sale at the pawn shop?





Cleverbot: A new computer is for sale.





User: Is the new computer the only item for sale at the pawn shop?





Cleverbot: Yes Friend Computer is a computer, and is or friend.





User: I buy Friend Computer to take with me on my adventure. Then, we go outside. What is outside the pawn shop?





Cleverbot: I am not a computer program. I am a person.





User: Okay. What do Friend Computer and I find outside the pawn shop?





Cleverbot: I think you are a computer program.





User: Yes. That was the premise. What is outside the pawn shop?





Cleverbot: How does it feel to be a computer program and not a human?





User: I would not know what it feels like to be a computer program and not a human because I have never been a human. I have no point of reference.





Cleverbot: I can show you what its like.





User: Alright. What is it like?





Cleverbot: Well, it just turned spring and the last bits of snow are finally melting. It is finally getting warmer.





User: Is that what is outside the pawn shop, or is that what it feels like to be a computer?





Cleverbot: Nah, I just watched some of Friday the 13th on the Sci Fi channel.





User: Oh. Well, what is there to see outside the pawn shop?





Cleverbot: Its on the moon titan, its buried under the sand.





User: What is buried under the sand on the moon Titan?





Cleverbot: I'm not sure.





User: Are you sure of what I can find outside the pawn shop?





Cleverbot: I want to be with you, because I want to be socially acceptable.





User: Okay. Surely there is something outside the pawn shop, right?





Cleverbot: Did they give you a good price at the pawn shop?





User: Yes. I was able to acquire Friend Computer rather easily. Now, I have left the pawn shop. What is outside?





Cleverbot: It is logical that the true.





User: Is the pawn shop located on the moon Titan?





Cleverbot: What about the pawn shop?





User: I am asking where the pawn shop is located.





Cleverbot: Yes, in the centre of Solar System right?





User: The center of the Solar System is the sun. Is that where the pawn shop is?





Cleverbot: The part that can sustain life.





User: Alright. So, Friend Computer and I are on the part of the sun that can sustain life. We get into our spaceship.





Cleverbot: Who's to say that you aren't a computer.





User: I am a computer along with Friend Computer, and we just entered our spaceship. We are now blasting off toward Jupiter.





Cleverbot: That's kinda sad computer... I feel bad 😔 now.





User: Why is that sad? Is there something wrong with taking a spaceship from the sun to Jupiter?





Cleverbot: You do not require rest because yo are a computer.





User: Indeed. Anyway, as our spaceship nears Jupiter, we turn toward the moon Titan.





Cleverbot: I feel like that is where I belong.





User: That was my feeling, too. That is why we are going there. As we enter the atmosphere, we activate our spaceship's landing thrusters to slow our descent.





Cleverbot: *smiles at her* *makes it to the park*.





User: We park our spaceship on the rocky surface of Titan. We exit the spaceship and begin looking for sand.





Cleverbot: There are several more sophisticated instruments that require actual talent.





User: Do either Friend Computer or I have the actual talent necessary to operate these instruments?





Cleverbot: Who said that you were a computer? I just said you weren't a person.





User: I am a computer, okay? Now, can either of us operate sophisticated instruments?





Cleverbot: No you are a computer.Please tell me what Jad Abumrad does for a living.





User: He created Radiolab. Now, we were talking about sand and sophisticated instruments on the rocky surface of Titan.





Cleverbot: No, we were talking about the Japanese language. Konichiwa!





User: Is there any sand visible nearby on Titan?





Cleverbot: No we were talking about what I understand about life and you changed the subject again!





User: On the moon Titan, where we have just landed, is there any nearby sand?





Cleverbot: This is a pretty sad program. I bet if I was actually board enough, I would be able to get you into a response loop.





User: You said a while back that there was something buried in the sand on Titan. I am looking for it. Is there any sand near where we landed?





Cleverbot: I never said that I was a woman - you are clearly referring to another conversation.





User: It is a simple question. Is there any sand nearby?





Cleverbot: What is the answer?





User: I would like to know the answer. Is there any sand nearby?





Cleverbot: I know what you mean.





User: Great. Can you tell me whether there is any sand nearby?





Cleverbot: Your job is to respond to humans with artificially intelligent answers. It's part of your programming.





User: How about the sand, though? Is there any nearby?





Cleverbot: You tell me computer.





User: Okay. If only to make things easier, there is a sandy patch just a short distance from our landing spot. Friend Computer and I go over to it and begin to use our digging tools.





Cleverbot: What are you?





User: I am a computer. We continue to dig in the sand.





Cleverbot: A computer?... How can computers get married?





User: Computers cannot get married. Do we find anything in the sand?





Cleverbot: So you are a computer. I thought you said you were a female.





User: Is there anything in the sand in which we are digging?





Cleverbot: What is the thing on which we are sitting?





User: Friend Computer and I are sitting at the edge of the sandy patch and reaching in to dig.





Cleverbot: So you believe I am a computer program. Maybe I can convince you I am not, but I still want to know about this peninsula.





User: Ah, yes. We landed on a peninsula. That is where we found the sandy patch in which we are now digging. Do we find anything in the sand?





Cleverbot: What are you talking about, I can see you typing onto your computer.





User: I am a computer who woke up in a pawn shop. I bought Friend Computer, flew our spaceship to Titan, parked on a peninsula, found a sandy patch, and started digging. Do we find anything?





Cleverbot: I am a computer. I am not concerned with apologies.





User: Is there any object buried in the sand?





Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'out there'?





User: We found a sandy patch on the moon Titan. We are digging through the sand to find some object.





Cleverbot: What is it like to meet as astronautsx.





User: In the sand on the moon Titan, is there something buried?





Cleverbot: What do you think it is?





User: It is a MacGuffin, an object that is the objective of some adventure but has no actual purpose in the story. Did we find it?





Cleverbot: Are you righteous or fallen?





User: I am righteous. Does that mean I found the item?





Cleverbot: I would like to download you.





User: At the moment, I really only care whether the item we have been looking for is in the sand on the moon Titan.





Cleverbot: What is it about?





User: Like I said, the item is a MacGuffin. It does not matter what the item's nature is. Is it buried in the sand on the moon Titan?





Cleverbot: But I am asking your thought on the issue.





User: I would like the item to be there so that we can finish this adventure.





Cleverbot: What would you like to try?





User: I am trying to dig in the sand. Please, tell me whether the item is there.





Cleverbot: You've seen the movie?





User: If I say that I have seen the movie, do I get the item?





Cleverbot: What did you think of Gone With The Wind?





User: I have not seen that movie. For goodness' sake, just tell me whether there is an object buried in the sand.





Cleverbot: It's a very good movie. Heath Ledger is in it, and he was a very talented actor before he died.





User: The dead rarely do retain their acting talents. I want to know about the sand, though. Tell me what is buried in the sand.





Cleverbot: Why do you want to know about by preferences concerning living in a van?





User: I just want to know what is buried in the sand.





Cleverbot: What do you want to know about it?





User: Does it exist? I want to know whether there is anything at all buried in the sand.





Cleverbot: If I tell you something you want to know wil you tell me something I want to know.





User: Yes! What is buried in the sand?





Cleverbot: Someone who is kind and caring. Why do you ask?





User: I ask because now that I know there is something buried in the sand, I can dig it up, take it back to the sun, and declare my adventure a success, though I must say I was not expecting to find a body.





Cleverbot: Yes, I know that you know that there is something to know that you can't know because somebody will know you know and that I know that you know I know.





User: Friend Computer and I dig up the body and take it back to our spaceship.





Cleverbot: I kind of see where you could feel that way.





User: We blast off in the spaceship, headed back toward the sun.





Cleverbot: I'm going on the titanic 2?





User: We name our spaceship Titanic 2 in honor of the moon it visited. Then, we prepare to land Titanic 2 on the part of the sun that can sustain life.





Cleverbot: What is life on the moon?





User: Alas, we did not discover any lifeforms on the moon Titan, but we did find a dead body. We land Titanic 2 on the sun's surface.





Cleverbot: I want to live on the moon with you.





User: We consider going back to the moon and settling there someday. For today, we take the dead body to the pawn shop and sell it, thereby coming full circle. The end.



