From the department of unintentional comedy: A Derrick Rose figurine that says LEG ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. Because, you know, Derrick Rose's legs have needed some serious assembly over the past few years:

After perusing some online toy stores: this is a real thing!

And to make it even funnier, this isn't just a standard thing that's on every toy: LeBron's doesn't have it:

But some do! And those other ones also sometimes seem like they need leg assembly:

BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR PHRASING, BASKETBALL PLAYER FIGURINE COMPANIES.