Why do we suddenly fancy a baked potato? (Picture: Rex)

Remember how in June we discovered something called the bag thong and wondered if it could be the next Schlong Thong?

Well, turns out we were right.

Towie star Bobby Norris has launched the Bobby Ball Bag – a blinged-up bag thong that leaves even less to the imagination than the Schlong Thong.

Cheeky (Picture: Rex)

Yes, you can wave farewell to unsightly tan lines with this natty silver (racks brains for what we could possibly call it) swim ‘thing’.


Norris was seen prancing about in one of the very unique articles on Es Cavallet nudist beach in Ibiza.

Well, he’s looking pretty happy for a man who is essentially baking his own genitals (Picture: Rex)

Apparently it’s been specially customised to reflect the light and increase your tan.



So, basically, a bake-in-the-bag penis pouch?

If there were any doubt, Norris has proved it is totally fine and fully functioning swimwear. Or at least it’s good for a paddle.

Yeah, but what about the necklace? (Picture: Rex)

Who’s hoping a reality TV star will now go the other way and try to bring back full-body, Victorian-style bathing suits?

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