The best part of last night’s game, by far, was the 15 second peek into the Celtics locker room just before the second half started. We were treated to Kendrick Perkins in street clothes, eating half an orange grove while Doc spoke.

I mean… look at that pile of orange wedges!! I’m not exaggerating when I say there must have pile of what used to be 4 or 5 oranges there. I wish I was in the locker room for that half time.

Perk: “Mmm… oranges”

Training Assistant: “um… Mr. Perk… that’s our only bowl.”

Perk: “so?”

Scalabrine: “so weak… need… orange wedge…. for…. energy”

Perk: ” ain’t none left… just this bowl here for me.

KG: “ooh… orange wedges… can I have some?”



Perk: “sure… here you go”

Scal (crawling): “But I’m so weak. I don’t… usually… play this many minutes”

Perk: “ain’t none left”

