A company that pays the vast majority of its staff minimum wage is furious after learning that they only give minimum effort in exchange.

Workers at GenCorp are typically paid minimum wage and given no perks despite many jobs requiring higher education and years of experience in the field.

The lack of effort provided by GenCorp’s staff has caused profits to tumble for the second quarter in a row.

‘This is simply not good enough. How am I going to be able to afford a second summer home if you people won’t put in the time and effort to keep this company profitable?’ steamed CEO Rich Moorer from his yacht to staff via Skype.

GenCorp’s staff could face punishment, with the removal of toilet breaks, loss of vacation days and genital mutilation all on the table.

But as one unconcerned worker told us: ‘I used to work for Amazon, I’ve seen worse.’