This Coffee got me a job

So 1 day I catched this stream on Twitch called MMA on Point. Where a person by the name of of Mac Sally called the chat to challenge him on UFC 4. There also the almighty Jason Hartley & co owner & founder of mma on point there reading the chat. So I drank my Vanilla Caveman Coffee & I said in the chat I challenge you. So Me & Sally went back & forward in a all out war. Just than we were heading into the 3rd round. Instead of drinking plain old water & grab another can of Vanilla Caveman Coffee & had the energy to get back into that fight. In the last min of the round. I caught Sally with a overhand right & dropped him & got the ground & pound. I won by 3rd round tko. The fight was so impressive the whole chat went wild & the almighty Jason Hartey said you did great kid how would you like to work for MMA on Point. Yes said yes sir when do I start. & I couldn't have done this without the help of Caveman Coffee.