Here is a photo of my gear, which rises gently from the bottom of the viewport like an angel floating up to heaven. I included this photo so that you, Mr (or Ms) Portfolio Viewer, will understand that I am:

A) A human person who is capable of being in possession of objects.

B) Just like you

Look, I even carry a knife, because apparently it’s third grade and knives are cool again.

I also have an Instagram, which I will shamelessly embed here, because you clearly care so deeply about my daily life. I mostly take photos of landmarks from angles that are already popular, like the Golden Gate Bridge from the National Recreational Area in Marin, or the Brooklyn Bridge framed between skyscrapers in the Financial District.