http://kansascity.craigslist.org/w4m/4703693222.html

This lady’s got some serious nerve. One, she WANTS you to take her. Secondly, ONLY if you’re not obese. Also, she sometimes roots for the Red Sox?! Also, who finds chubby girls adorable?! (There’s nothing wrong with chubby girls, stay with me.) You aren’t a dog or a baby!

Does she really think it’s going to be that easy to be super picky on Craig’s List to get someone to take her to probably the hottest ticket in postseason baseball history? How about some pleases? Some, I’ll buy you a beer? Some, I’ll buy you a foam finger? Not “if you like some of the things I like, you can take me!”

Women be trippin’.