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Night Elf Mistakes



Quote: Anyone ever notice how the Night Elves, when faced with important, world-changing decisions, INEVITABLY make the wrong ones? If it weren't for Night Elves and their screwups, I'd be inclined to think Azeroth in general would be a much nicer place.



Mistake 1: Destroying the Scepter of the Shifting Sands



Bronze Dragonflight: "Now that we've finally sealed away the nemesis of all Azeroth, here's a scepter should you need to break the seal and fight them again."

Fandral: "WAAAHH!"

*breaks scepter*

Bronze Dragonflight: "You dumb f*cker."



Mistake 2: Destroying the Well of Eternity



Queen Azshara: "Blahaharrrgh, I'm addicted to magic!"

Night Elves: "Well I guess that's cool."

Queen Azshara: "Blahahaharrrgh, I'm summoning demons!"

Night Elves: "Ok, that's not so cool."

*Bigass War!*

Malfurion: "I've got an idea! Let's blow up the world!"

Tyrande: "Come on, that's your solution to everything."

Malfurion: "No it's not! By the way, hold this."

Tyrande: "Hey, this looks like a-"

KABLOOIE

Tyrande: "...dammit, Malfurion."



Mistake 3: Recreating the Well of Eternity, Then Leaving It There and Falling Asleep



Illidan: "Hey guys, now that we just got done blowing THAT up, I just made a new one!"

Night Elves: "You stupid f*cker."

Malfurion: "Illidan, you're under arrest for playing the devil rock music."

Illidan: "How wude!"

*SLAMMER'D!*

Malfurion: "Anyway, let's just plant a tree over top of this sucker and call it a day."

Tyrande: "Uh, what do you want us women to do, Mal honey?"

Malfurion: "You all stay awake and keep the stove warm in case we're hungry when we wake up. Oh, and don't go running off having fun with your friends or anything, I want you in the kitchen where you belong."

Tyrande: "But-"

Malfurion: "zzzzzzzzzzzz"

Tyrande: "Dammit."



Mistake 4: Staying Asleep



Orcs: "FOR THE HORDE! And also the Burning Legion!"

Night Elves: "zzzzzzzzz"

Undead: "For the lich king! Also, again, the Burning Legion!"

Night Elves: "zzzzzzSNRKzzzzz"



Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs



Night Elves: "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees? Gettem!"

Cenarius: "I'LL take the case!"

*PWNT*

Night Elves: "WTF!!"

Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek



Mistake 6: Releasing Illidan



Tyrande: "We need help, gotta wake the druids up. Oh hey, Illidan! I'm sure 10,000 years of confinement has only rehabilitated him."

Illidan: "GROWLowlorarrrr"

Tyrande: "...although I could be wrong."

Illidan: "OOGHRARGHghhh!" *runs off*



Mistake 7: Blowing up the World, AGAIN



Medivh: "Quit fighting you nubs! Archimonde is coming!"

Night Elves: "Oh crap you're right. Too late now!"

Archimonde: "Bwahahahaha!"

Malfurion: "Hey, I've got an idea!"

Everyone: *groans*

KABLOOIE



Mistake 8: Stopping Illidan from killing the Lich King



Malfurion: "OMG! Illidan's doing something crazy to Northrend! Gotta stop him!"

Maiev: "I'm kookoo for catching Illidan!" *trips Tyrande*

Tyrande: "Aiiee!" *falls into river*

Malfurion and Illidan: "I'LL take the case!"

*rescue*

Illidan: "So you see, I was trying to DESTROY THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL BEING IN AZEROTH."

Malfurion: "Oh, uh..... my bad."



Mistake 9: Building a new World Tree



Fandral: "Man, I miss immortality. Let's make a new world tree!"

Malfurion: "I don't think that's a good-"

Fandral: "STFU nub."

*WORLD TREE'D!*

Fandral: "See? This place is great."

Malfurion: "I dunno, it smells kinda bad... and I think I just stepped in some ooze."

Fandral: "Yeah? Well if you don't like it, why don't you go get lost in the Emerald Dream for a few years?!"

Malfurion: "You know what?! I think I will!" *gets lost in the Emerald Dream*

Night Elves: *facepalm*

Rest of Alliance: "Remind me why we put up with these guys?"

Bronze Dragonflight: "Because you're all a bunch of dumb f*ckers." I saw this on PvPRP, and the person who posted it there took it from the official forums. Funny stuff.



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