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All is well in Stockholm until Hitler's team updates him on the current absence of containment measures.

Hitler finds out about Sweden's Covid-19 measures

00:00 - 00:03 Social distancing recommendations are proving effective.

00:04 - 00:05 Spread should slow down.

00:05 - 00:07 Stockholm is doing well.

00:08 - 00:12 Our citizens remain calm and our businesses are running as normal.

00:12 - 00:15 We see no reason to implement further measures.

00:17 - 00:19 It must be challenging.

00:19 - 00:21 Working from home with your kids around you.

00:24 - 00:26 Uhhh, about that...

00:27 - 00:28 You see...

00:31 - 00:33 Schools are still open.

00:34 - 00:36 And no mandate to work from home.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who hasn't washed their hands today, please leave.

01:13 - 01:15 That doesn't make sense!

01:15 - 01:17 That makes absolutely no sense!

01:18 - 01:23 Children are highly contagious asymptomatic carriers!

01:25 - 01:28 They touch and cough on everything!

01:29 - 01:31 Didn't FHM say kids can't get it?

01:31 - 01:34 And then they give it to their own parents!

01:34 - 01:37 Who then go work and spread it to the elderly and vulnerable!

01:37 - 01:40 Doctors and retirement home workers, even!

01:40 - 01:42 But sir, then doctors would stay home to mind them.

01:42 - 01:46 If doctors are sick they won't go to work anyway!

01:46 - 01:48 But sir! We need to flatten the curve!

01:48 - 01:52 How the fuck is giving everyone the virus flatting anything?!

01:53 - 01:54 It's all there!

01:56 - 01:57 WHO has been very clear about this!

01:57 - 02:00 Four simple steps: CONTAIN. TEST. TRACK. DELAY.

02:00 - 02:03 They said absolutely nothing about giving it to everybody!

02:04 - 02:08 Where is the solidarity?

02:08 - 02:13 We should be doing the same thing as other European countries!

02:14 - 02:16 Why is it that our government never has any balls!

02:17 - 02:21 Hospitals are at their LIMIT! And yet subway trains remain packed! GOOGLE IT.

02:27 - 02:29 People are dying.

02:30 - 02:34 And if we keep taking no action AT ALL, then this will just...

02:34 - 02:36 BALLOON!

02:41 - 02:42 600 ventilators nationwide.

02:43 - 02:47 And the lowest number of intensive care beds in ALL of Europe!

02:48 - 02:53 And the best idea we have?

02:54 - 02:56 Lagom! We'll just lagom our way through!

02:56 - 02:59 "Because we're not like shitholes like China, Spain or Italy!"

03:00 - 03:02 "We're Swedes and we just always know best!"

03:04 - 03:07 He's right. We do.

03:14 - 03:16 Thousands of experts worldwide.

03:19 - 03:23 Global condemnation of our measures.

03:25 - 03:26 All right, who has the masks.

03:31 - 03:33 ...I expected as much.

03:40 - 03:46 Well. That's it. It's too late now.

03:46 - 03:49 This was your Final Solution?