33-year-old Jill Roy of Massachusetts has a long criminal history, most of which involves narcotics charges. Well, if she’s trying to build a sweet criminal resume, she definitely just notched her signature “top of resume” gig. She was arrested this past weekend for possession of heroin and painkillers, hidden in her butt. No, not “in in” her butt. Inside her fake, plastic, prosthetic butt. Additional music by Kevin McLeod.