Yesterday, Keith Olbermann read on his show a poem that was sent to him by none other than John Cleese. You really should watch Olbermann read the poem (at about the 2:45 mark), but if you are too lazy, here’s the text:

Ode to Sean Hannity

by John Cleese Aping urbanity

Oozing with vanity

Plump as a manatee

Faking humanity

Journalistic calamity

Intellectual inanity

Fox Noise insanity

You’re a profanity

Hannity

Now on Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008 site, readers have been sending in their own Hannity poems. Here’s one of them:

I’d like to see Sean

Mowing the lawn

In widescreen Technorama

I’d like to see Sean

Mowing the lawn

Of the White House for Mr. Obama

Feel free to leave your own poetic masterpieces in the comments.