Even in Cleveland Browns town, we’ve all seen the infographic maps indicating how pervasive Pittsburgh Steelers fandom can be. But there are outliers who defy the suffocating blanket of black and pee yellow that makes up Steeler Nation. One Pennsylvanian kid in particular has sent a letter to the Browns after he joined the Cub Scouts and they gave him a Steelers hat as a gift.

Got this note from a kid in PA this morning. Asked to trade his Steelers hat because "I am a Browns fan." #DawgPound pic.twitter.com/C3iUk1Iw13 — Kevin Griffin (@KevinGriffin425) September 15, 2014

Never mind the creepy connotation of artificially indoctrinating poor, innocent Cub Scouts with illegitimate football fandom. Here’s hoping Kevin Griffin of the Cleveland Browns does the right thing and not only trades this kid a hat, but gives him a box of them so he can hand them out to his friends. Indoctrination is evil unless we’re the ones doing it.

The war for what’s right and good is at stake whether the battle lines are drawn in border towns like Youngstown, or all the way out in Duncansville, PA.