Session 1 Et tu Kettle?

[12:45 AM] plotospex: Would you guys be interested in trying a more adventure-style ClopRPG? That might be fun

[12:45 AM] equius_zahhak: get incest RP fetish "No husbando, I AM your father"

[12:45 AM] embermark: Sounds interesting. Probably wouldn't be here, though.

[12:45 AM] equius_zahhak: sure

[12:45 AM] cloppyhooves: in what way?

[12:46 AM] plotospex: There's a goal other than "sex pony X", but you sex ponies on the way

[12:46 AM] sunasmine: adventure style sounds interesting

[12:46 AM] joeshmo101: sure, like a simdate (forever alone)

[12:46 AM] cloppyhooves: ah, okay

[12:46 AM] cloppyhooves: that does sound interesting

[12:47 AM] stickill: as long as you sex ponies

[12:47 AM] joeshmo101: sounds like it would take more time than the other ClopRPGs I've seen

[12:47 AM] embermark: Probably.

[12:47 AM] plotospex: It probably would, yeah

[12:47 AM] joeshmo101: As in we should do it now

[12:47 AM] plotospex: But yeah, let's try this

[12:47 AM] equius_zahhak: nothing wrong with having a several session long campagine

[12:48 AM] stickill: totally going to skip sleep for this

[12:48 AM] joeshmo101: Except when you have homeowrk to do over these next few days

[12:48 AM] plotospex: Do you want to be a *STALLION*, *MARE*, or *FUTAPONY*?

[12:48 AM] joeshmo101: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

[12:48 AM] joeshmo101: @Ploto: Y

[12:48 AM] cloppyhooves: Being a *FUTAPONY* sounds happy

[12:48 AM] joeshmo101: *YES

[12:48 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[12:48 AM] embermark: I vote three.

[12:48 AM] stickill: MARE, because im diffrent

[12:49 AM] plotospex: This sounds like a majority for Futapony, though

[12:49 AM] joeshmo101: All three. I like choice

[12:49 AM] plotospex: What kind of pony?

[12:49 AM] joeshmo101: But if I had to choose, I'd go MARE

[12:49 AM] embermark: Wait. Play a unicorn, choose as we go.

[12:49 AM] plotospex: *UNICORN* can do magic and have hornboners.

[12:49 AM] stickill: yeah that's smart

[12:49 AM] plotospex: *PEGASUS* can fly and have wingboners.

[12:50 AM] plotospex: *EARTH PONY* gets a bonus to your *SEXY SEXGRAPPLE* skill.

[12:50 AM] sunasmine: i'd vote for mare

[12:50 AM] stickill: Can Unicorn alter genres?

[12:50 AM] stickill: err

[12:50 AM] stickill: genres

[12:50 AM] embermark: *genders

[12:50 AM] joeshmo101: Roll a d3

[12:50 AM] stickill: derp

[12:50 AM] cloppyhooves: being a *UNICORN* sounds fun because hornboners

[12:50 AM] sunasmine: pegasus cause i like clouds

[12:50 AM] stickill: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, BUT ALSO MAKES YOUR BRAIN DERP WHEN YOU DONT GET IT

[12:50 AM] joeshmo101: Make a d3, and roll it

[12:50 AM] plotospex: That's one for Pegasus, one for Unicorn, and one for D3

[12:50 AM] stickill: Unicorn

[12:51 AM] embermark: D3 works.

[12:51 AM] joeshmo101: Actually, pegasus becuase Cloudsdale

[12:51 AM] equius_zahhak: Unicorn

[12:51 AM] sunasmine: lol no earth pony love

[12:51 AM] joeshmo101: PEGASUS is my final vote

[12:51 AM] plotospex: Okay, three for *UNICORN* and one for *PEGASUS*, then

[12:51 AM] plotospex: I guess that means you are a *FUTACORN*.

[12:52 AM] joeshmo101: I can live with that

[12:52 AM] embermark: Le gasp!

[12:52 AM] cloppyhooves: THat's like having two penises and a candyvag

[12:52 AM] cloppyhooves: heh

[12:52 AM] plotospex: You start with the spell *FLESHBOIL*, which makes water that you touch instantly boil.

[12:52 AM] sunasmine: this is true

[12:52 AM] plotospex: This is a stupid and useless spell because it leaves you with burns.

[12:52 AM] cloppyhooves: THat doesn't sound very sexy

[12:52 AM] stickill: interesting

[12:53 AM] joeshmo101: GO SWIMMING

[12:53 AM] stickill: I guess when you're into something like that

[12:53 AM] sunasmine: is that your special talent?

[12:53 AM] plotospex: Also you can do the normal telepathic lifting and whatnot.

[12:53 AM] plotospex: That is your special talent.

[12:53 AM] sunasmine: lol

[12:53 AM] joeshmo101: What is?

[12:53 AM] cloppyhooves: Special talent is burning self

[12:53 AM] sunasmine: making water boil

[12:53 AM] cloppyhooves: may need to reconsider priorities in life

[12:53 AM] stickill: My Cutie mark is boiling water!

[12:53 AM] embermark: Hmm.

[12:53 AM] plotospex: Your cutie mark is a tea kettle that somepony forgot to take off the stove, and it melted

[12:53 AM] joeshmo101: ...

[12:54 AM] equius_zahhak: i melted a tea pot once

[12:54 AM] equius_zahhak: was a sad day indeed

[12:54 AM] stickill: The day you got your CM

[12:54 AM] joeshmo101: Unicorns don't always use magic...

[12:54 AM] plotospex: You are in an empty *JAIL CELL* in a *DUNGEON* somewhere.

[12:54 AM] stickill: kinky

[12:54 AM] equius_zahhak: carve pumpkin!

[12:55 AM] plotospex: The last thing you remember is *NIGHTMARE MOON* brining eternal night.

[12:55 AM] embermark: For what were we imprisoned?

[12:55 AM] joeshmo101: Clop!

[12:55 AM] plotospex: (Dohoho)

[12:55 AM] sunasmine: oh noes

[12:55 AM] plotospex: You can see other jail cells with ponies around you.

[12:55 AM] joeshmo101: Group clop!

[12:55 AM] plotospex: There is a *GUARD*, who is an off-white pony.

[12:55 AM] stickill: in the same cell?

[12:55 AM] plotospex: Different cells

[12:55 AM] stickill: nvm

[12:55 AM] stickill: i cant read

[12:55 AM] joeshmo101: Clop for the cop!

[12:55 AM] embermark: Oi, ye guardpony! What are we doing here?

[12:55 AM] plotospex: Her cutie mark is *BON-BONS*

[12:56 AM] plotospex: What do?

[12:56 AM] cloppyhooves: What are the bars of the cell made of?

[12:56 AM] plotospex: The cell bars are made of iron.

[12:56 AM] stickill: is there any water in the cell?

[12:56 AM] sunasmine: does our spell work on ponies or just water?

[12:56 AM] cloppyhooves: (dang, can't melt with boiling water)

[12:56 AM] plotospex: Only water because it's a dumb useless spell.

[12:56 AM] embermark: But ponies contain water.

[12:57 AM] plotospex: Or, it works on other liquids too.

[12:57 AM] stickill: Boil his blood

[12:57 AM] plotospex: You need direct contact with the liquid.

[12:57 AM] embermark: Ah.

[12:57 AM] sunasmine: we'rd have to touch her mouth or wet candy vag

[12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask guard what happened

[12:57 AM] equius_zahhak: for a second there i thought we could be like that guy in FMA

[12:57 AM] joeshmo101: Boil Bon Bon's blood!

[12:57 AM] embermark: Or his, gender was not specified.

[12:57 AM] equius_zahhak: making peeps blow up

[12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: Also, boiling somepony's candyvag juices is decidedly unsexy

[12:57 AM] sunasmine: yup

[12:57 AM] plotospex: So, what do?

[12:57 AM] sunasmine: should avoid doing that

[12:58 AM] plotospex: We have one "talk to guard"

[12:58 AM] stickill: talk to guard

[12:58 AM] joeshmo101: Stick ponydick between bars

[12:58 AM] sunasmine: ^

[12:58 AM] embermark: Have to know why we're here, after all, right?

[12:58 AM] sunasmine: talk to guard

[12:58 AM] sunasmine: maybe she'll sex us up and let us go

[12:58 AM] joeshmo101: you guys are SO BORING

[12:58 AM] plotospex: "Yo Guard", you yell.

[12:58 AM] stickill: and then we can BOIL HIS BLOOD MUAHAHAHA

[12:58 AM] equius_zahhak: [for shagging Twi & Luna on the desecrated corpse of Celly while doing a guirat solo]

[12:58 AM] plotospex: She responds, "What is it, pony?"

[12:59 AM] plotospex: Her voice is bitchy because nopony likes Bon Bon's voice.

[12:59 AM] cloppyhooves: "Why did I get locked up here, and how long have I been here?"

[12:59 AM] joeshmo101: Why are we locked here?

[12:59 AM] sunasmine: cloppy gets it

[12:59 AM] joeshmo101: :What did these ponies do?"

[12:59 AM] plotospex: "You've been there for a day. We locked up all the ponies who didn't swear loyalty to

[1:00 AM] plotospex: *NIGHTMARE MOON*. You were locked up because you were asleep."

[1:00 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:00 AM] equius_zahhak: our lazyness dooms us once more!

[1:00 AM] joeshmo101: "Is it too late to swear loyalty to Her?"

[1:00 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask how long our sentence is

[1:00 AM] embermark: (Is this after her defeat by the Mane 6, and she came back?)

[1:00 AM] joeshmo101: "How do we prove our faith?"

[1:01 AM] stickill: "Is it too late to swear loyalty to Her?"

[1:01 AM] sunasmine: [ sounds likr the mane 6 didn't defeat her]

[1:01 AM] plotospex: "She told me to keep you here. You missed her coronation, though, and she's angry about th

[1:01 AM] plotospex: at."

[1:01 AM] embermark: Ask who we are.

[1:02 AM] joeshmo101: Act offended that she thought we missed the coronation on purpose

[1:02 AM] plotospex: "You are *TEA KETTLE*, a *FUTACORN*."

[1:02 AM] cloppyhooves: "She told you to keep *me* here? What does she want with me specifically?"

[1:02 AM] embermark: ^

[1:02 AM] sunasmine: ^

[1:02 AM] joeshmo101: Which one?

[1:03 AM] stickill: ((aren't futacorns rare and kinda looked down upon?))

[1:03 AM] plotospex: "It's not just you. All these other ponies were locked up too."

[1:03 AM] plotospex: (Everypony likes futa)

[1:03 AM] stickill: (true that)

[1:03 AM] embermark: Joe's suggestion, act offended.

[1:04 AM] joeshmo101: did I just lEAVE THE ROOM?

[1:04 AM] plotospex: You use your *PONY EMPATHY* to act offended. Bon Bon looks sad for you.

[1:05 AM] joeshmo101: ((Hate caps lock))

[1:05 AM] embermark: Don't believe we did, Joe.

[1:05 AM] plotospex: No, you're talking to her from inside the cell.

[1:05 AM] joeshmo101: ((That was supposed to be OOC))

[1:05 AM] embermark: ((No, you didn't.))

[1:06 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask to speak to Nightmare Moon?

[1:06 AM] cloppyhooves: (kind of a long shot)

[1:06 AM] equius_zahhak: ask guard when we can expect releas or a trial at least

[1:06 AM] cloppyhooves: That sounds better

[1:07 AM] stickill: Inquire how loyal the guard is towards Nightmare?

[1:07 AM] plotospex: *BON BON* tells you that you're being kept in the cell until *NIGHTMARE PONY* decides what

[1:07 AM] plotospex: to do.

[1:07 AM] embermark: Request means of alleviating boredom.

[1:08 AM] plotospex: (Waiting on consensus)

[1:08 AM] stickill: Fine, ember's suggestion

[1:08 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:08 AM] cloppyhooves: Sure

[1:09 AM] plotospex: *BONBON* asks you what you were thinking of.

[1:09 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:09 AM] sunasmine: [ponysex]

[1:09 AM] equius_zahhak: ask her to scoot closer to the bars and you'll show her

[1:09 AM] stickill: ^

[1:10 AM] embermark: Sure.

[1:10 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:10 AM] plotospex: *BONPONY* approaches the bars. "Where are you going with this?"

[1:10 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:10 AM] joeshmo101: kiss her

[1:10 AM] equius_zahhak: lick that candy like it ain't a cutiemark

[1:10 AM] sunasmine: are we able to levitate her?

[1:10 AM] embermark: How far apart are the bars?

[1:11 AM] stickill: Can we lick her?

[1:11 AM] plotospex: The bars are 4 inches apart from each other.

[1:11 AM] plotospex: You could lick her.

[1:11 AM] plotospex: You could roll to levitate her, but she might resist.

[1:11 AM] joeshmo101: First move to the back of the cell, then when she reaches the bars turn around and kiss he

[1:11 AM] sunasmine: save levitation for later then

[1:11 AM] embermark: DC and bonus?

[1:11 AM] sunasmine: maybe

[1:11 AM] embermark: Also, rolling what?

[1:11 AM] plotospex: (D6 rolloff)

[1:12 AM] embermark: (Ah, okay.)

[1:12 AM] joeshmo101: What happenned to d20?

[1:12 AM] joeshmo101: ()

[1:12 AM] sunasmine: could always offer yourself to her

[1:12 AM] stickill: think we should take initiative

[1:12 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:12 AM] joeshmo101: kiss her

[1:12 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:12 AM] equius_zahhak: kiss her you foal!

[1:13 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:13 AM] stickill: lick her gently

[1:13 AM] joeshmo101: v

[1:13 AM] plotospex: Kiss or lick?

[1:13 AM] sunasmine: lets go with that then

[1:13 AM] sunasmine: kiss then lick?

[1:13 AM] joeshmo101: kiss first

[1:13 AM] joeshmo101: Make it so she can't talk

[1:13 AM] embermark: Less likely to be disgusted by kiss.

[1:13 AM] stickill: I guess

[1:13 AM] stickill: Kiss first, see reaction and lick if possible

[1:14 AM] joeshmo101: (We'll get there...)

[1:14 AM] embermark: That works.

[1:14 AM] plotospex: You kiss *BONPONY*. She doesn't reciprocate, but doesn't move away either.

[1:14 AM] plotospex: She seems tense.

[1:14 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:14 AM] joeshmo101: TONGUE!

[1:14 AM] equius_zahhak: caress mane while using tongue in kiss

[1:14 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:15 AM] embermark: Approve.

[1:15 AM] sunasmine: move one of your hooves around her, but don't pull her closer... yet

[1:15 AM] stickill: we cant, bars eh

[1:15 AM] sunasmine: you can put a hoof theough the bars?

[1:15 AM] plotospex: Bars are too close together for a hood.

[1:15 AM] plotospex: Hoof*

[1:15 AM] equius_zahhak: 4 inches seems like enough

[1:15 AM] sunasmine: we have fat hooves

[1:15 AM] embermark: Hmm...

[1:15 AM] plotospex: You carress *BONPONY* sexily. Her tongue invades your ponymouth, and she goes a little lim

[1:15 AM] plotospex: p.

[1:16 AM] plotospex: You are starting to get a *HORSEBONER*.

[1:16 AM] embermark: Head height is about three feet. Hoof looks about 1/8 height.

[1:16 AM] joeshmo101: joined the group whiteboard.

[1:16 AM] embermark: Hoof width, that is.

[1:17 AM] cloppyhooves: Tell her to turn around to begin licku

[1:17 AM] stickill: break kiss and ask 'if she wont open the door so we can continue'?

[1:17 AM] guest-20038 entered the room.

[1:17 AM] cloppyhooves: (or would that be too forward)

[1:17 AM] guest-20038 left the room.

[1:17 AM] stickill: nothing is too forward

[1:17 AM] embermark: That was odd.

[1:17 AM] stickill: )

[1:17 AM] plotospex: Licku~ or door?

[1:17 AM] equius_zahhak: lick

[1:17 AM] sunasmine: lucku

[1:17 AM] embermark: Lick first.

[1:17 AM] sunasmine: licku**

[1:17 AM] stickill: lick then i guess

[1:18 AM] plotospex: *BONBON* turns around, exposing her aroused *CANDYVAG*. She's clearly blushing.

[1:18 AM] embermark: x inmates

[1:18 AM] rozzak: http://ask-philosodash.tumblr.com/

[1:18 AM] plotospex: "Can we keep this secret? I have a waifu of my own, *LYRA PONY*."

[1:18 AM] rozzak: (shameless plugging)

[1:19 AM] joeshmo101: That depends... are

[1:19 AM] cloppyhooves: (Oh no, we don't want to make her feel bad for being unfaithful ): )

[1:19 AM] stickill: (you answered my question ;3 )

[1:19 AM] joeshmo101: you going to cooperaste?

[1:19 AM] plotospex: You lick her *CANDYVAG*. It tastes like *BONBONS*. "But I suppose this is fine."

[1:20 AM] plotospex: Her candyvag is getting wet.

[1:20 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:20 AM] embermark: say I won't tell anyone.

[1:20 AM] sunasmine: keep secret

[1:20 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:20 AM] equius_zahhak: then go deep with tongue

[1:20 AM] joeshmo101: Ask her if she's going to cooperate while teasing her a little

[1:20 AM] joeshmo101: So we can have some leverage

[1:21 AM] sunasmine: casually mention how difficult it is to do this with bars in the way

[1:21 AM] sunasmine: also go deep with tounge

[1:21 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:21 AM] stickill: ^

[1:22 AM] plotospex: You tell her not to worry before plunging your tongue into her folds.

[1:22 AM] plotospex: "It's awfully difficult to do anything through these bars", you tell her.

[1:22 AM] plotospex: She turns her head around to look at you and smiles. "Would you like me to come in?"

[1:23 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:23 AM] sunasmine: let her come in

[1:23 AM] embermark: say "That depends. Do you want something better?"

[1:23 AM] embermark: ./illusionoffreewill

[1:23 AM] equius_zahhak: I don't think that's a good idea if you want to keep this secret, can we go to the guards

[1:23 AM] equius_zahhak: ?

[1:23 AM] equius_zahhak: "

[1:24 AM] equius_zahhak: quarters

[1:24 AM] joeshmo101: "yes, please"

[1:24 AM] sunasmine: [i was thinking sex her up and stael the keys but equius is on to somthing]

[1:25 AM] embermark: (So was I, but either works.)

[1:25 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:25 AM] plotospex: Which do?

[1:25 AM] joeshmo101: quarters

[1:25 AM] sunasmine: yeah try to ge to the guard quarters

[1:25 AM] stickill: ^

[1:25 AM] embermark: ^

[1:25 AM] sunasmine: [oh , is she wearing somr sort of uniform?]

[1:26 AM] equius_zahhak: [Unrelated >> http://tiny.cc/zgbud ]

[1:26 AM] plotospex: She's not wearing a uniform.

[1:26 AM] sunasmine: [darn]

[1:26 AM] plotospex: "Maybe it'd be better to continue something like this in private?"

[1:27 AM] plotospex: Bonbon giggles and unlocks your cell door. "If anypony asks, you're a maid."

[1:27 AM] plotospex: You're now in the prison hallways.

[1:27 AM] plotospex: It has a door on each end, one labelled *BARRACKS* and the other *MAIN HALL*.

[1:28 AM] joeshmo101: finish the deed, go to the quarters

[1:28 AM] embermark: Follow BONPONY. Hope we can sex her to sleep.

[1:28 AM] joeshmo101: BARRACKS

[1:28 AM] plotospex: "Follow me", says Bonbon, and turns towards the barracks.

[1:28 AM] sunasmine: yeah follow BONPONY

[1:28 AM] stickill: Follow bonbon

[1:28 AM] plotospex: She is sexywet and you have a full-on *PONYERECTION*.

[1:28 AM] plotospex: (Okay I guess we're following Bonpony)

[1:28 AM] joeshmo101: yep

[1:29 AM] plotospex: BonPony leads you through the hallway to the barracks. Inside are a bunch of lockers and o

[1:29 AM] equius_zahhak: if we play our cards right we can get sweet lovin' and freedom

[1:29 AM] plotospex: ff-duty guards.

[1:29 AM] plotospex: She takes you through another door, where there is a bunkbed.

[1:29 AM] joeshmo101: suggest the sauna

[1:29 AM] joeshmo101: aww

[1:30 AM] plotospex: "Don't keep me waiting", she says with a smile.

[1:30 AM] plotospex: What do?

[1:30 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:30 AM] sunasmine: don't keep her waiting?

[1:30 AM] cloppyhooves: Don't keep her waiting

[1:30 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:30 AM] plotospex: (how do)

[1:30 AM] cloppyhooves: (I guess that's "What don't")

[1:30 AM] sunasmine: ponyerection

[1:30 AM] embermark: Tell Bonpony to lie on bed.

[1:31 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:31 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:31 AM] sunasmine: ^

[1:31 AM] plotospex: You motion towards the bed, and BonPony lies down, spreading her candyvag.

[1:31 AM] plotospex: It's moist, and she's blushing hard.

[1:31 AM] plotospex: What do?

[1:31 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:31 AM] joeshmo101: licku candyvag

[1:31 AM] embermark: ^

[1:32 AM] stickill: ^ eyup

[1:32 AM] sunasmine: little bit more licku can't hurt

[1:32 AM] joeshmo101: licku until she almost orgasms

[1:32 AM] plotospex: Getting onto the bed yourself, you bring your head over to Bonbon's candyvag and begin to

[1:33 AM] plotospex: licku~. Bonbon giggles. Your *PONYCOCK* is throbbing, and your *CANDYVAG* is wet.

[1:33 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:33 AM] joeshmo101: 69

[1:34 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:34 AM] embermark: Not sure if 69 or lick up to chin.

[1:34 AM] plotospex: (With painus or vagoo?)

[1:34 AM] sunasmine: i was gunna say sex but thats good

[1:34 AM] equius_zahhak: penis

[1:34 AM] sunasmine: offer both?

[1:34 AM] joeshmo101: Whatever she de

[1:34 AM] joeshmo101: *decides

[1:34 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:35 AM] plotospex: You move up until you're standing over Bonbon, and then turn around, licking her candyvag

[1:35 AM] plotospex: once more. She reaches for your *LOAD-BEARING STRUCTURE" with her hooves, and puts a few

[1:36 AM] embermark: *"? Which was meant?

[1:36 AM] plotospex: inches of it into her mouth. It continues to throb.

[1:36 AM] plotospex: (Whoops, that was supposed to be an *)

[1:36 AM] stickill left the room.

[1:37 AM] plotospex: Bonbon groans a little.

[1:37 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:37 AM] joeshmo101: "Have any toys?"

[1:38 AM] guest-20116 entered the room.

[1:38 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:38 AM] guest-20116 changed nickname to stickill

[1:38 AM] sunasmine: i like it

[1:38 AM] stickill: Accidently the browser)

[1:38 AM] sunasmine: ^

[1:38 AM] embermark: Not here she won't, you can't keep something like that in a professional area!

[1:38 AM] stickill: (what I miss)

[1:38 AM] sunasmine: we don't know nightmarepony's rules she might

[1:38 AM] joeshmo101: they ARE her quarters...

[1:38 AM] plotospex: (We're asking Bonpony if she has sextoys)

[1:38 AM] embermark: Hmm, true...

[1:38 AM] plotospex: (Probably)

[1:39 AM] stickill: (ok then)

[1:39 AM] stickill: going with that too then

[1:39 AM] plotospex: Bonbon moves her mouth so that your *HORSE PENIS* falls out. "They're under the bed", she

[1:39 AM] plotospex: says.

[1:39 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:40 AM] sunasmine: look under bed

[1:40 AM] stickill: look under bed indeed

[1:40 AM] equius_zahhak: what's under the bed?

[1:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (Heh, she probably has handcuffs, if nothing else)

[1:40 AM] joeshmo101: I want a co0mplete list

[1:40 AM] embermark: Do so by sliding down her body and looking under at the foot of the bed. Come to rest with

[1:40 AM] embermark: candyvags touching.

[1:40 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[1:41 AM] sunasmine: good one

[1:41 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[1:41 AM] plotospex: You peek under her sexily, letting your candyvags rub together. Underneath the bed, you se

[1:41 AM] plotospex: e: a set of handcuffs, a regular-looking vibrator, and a green horn-shaped vibrator.

[1:41 AM] plotospex: It looks like she also has a set of plotbeads under the bed.

[1:41 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:42 AM] sunasmine: take all the things

[1:42 AM] joeshmo101: Handcuffs and plotbeads

[1:42 AM] embermark: Hornbrator in Bonpony's plot. Not sure about others.

[1:42 AM] equius_zahhak: hook her front hoofes to the top bunk

[1:42 AM] embermark: Wait...

[1:42 AM] embermark: How long is the string of beads?

[1:43 AM] sunasmine: horn vibrator and beads for her,

[1:43 AM] plotospex: The string of beads has 10 beads.

[1:43 AM] sunasmine: regular vibrator for us

[1:43 AM] embermark: Could we theoretically gag her with it?

[1:43 AM] equius_zahhak: cuff her insert vibrator and beads then make out

[1:43 AM] embermark: If so, gag to prevent shouting and hoffcuff to bed. Flee.

[1:43 AM] joeshmo101: Use Tea Kettle's horn as hornbrator

[1:43 AM] sunasmine: good luck tieing it

[1:43 AM] stickill: (2AM calling night, have fun everypony)

[1:44 AM] embermark: Gnight.

[1:44 AM] sunasmine: {night]

[1:44 AM] plotospex: (Good night, dream of ponysex)

[1:44 AM] equius_zahhak: see ya

[1:44 AM] stickill left the room.

[1:44 AM] joeshmo101: gnight

[1:44 AM] cloppyhooves: (but why would flee and leave her unsatisfied)

[1:44 AM] joeshmo101: damn, too late

[1:44 AM] cloppyhooves: (that just sounds mean)

[1:44 AM] sunasmine: [we also have a massive ponyerection too]

[1:44 AM] embermark: Hmm. All true.

[1:44 AM] plotospex: (The string of plotbeads is long enough to form a gag.)

[1:45 AM] sunasmine: [don't wana leve that]

[1:45 AM] sunasmine: [leave]

[1:45 AM] joeshmo101: Ponyerection and regular vibraotr in candyvag, plotbeads in plod, vibrator in mouth,m hand

[1:45 AM] sunasmine: maybe if we sex hard enough she'll pass out?

[1:45 AM] joeshmo101: handcuff her to bed

[1:46 AM] plotospex: Wait, they should be called hoofcuffs

[1:46 AM] joeshmo101: lolo

[1:46 AM] embermark: ^

[1:46 AM] sunasmine: lol

[1:46 AM] embermark: Hooooofs.

[1:46 AM] joeshmo101: hooves

[1:46 AM] sunasmine: but yeah hoofcuff her to bed

[1:46 AM] sunasmine: beads on her

[1:46 AM] sunasmine: sex her up

[1:47 AM] plotospex: Do we have a consensus?

[1:47 AM] joeshmo101: Ponyerection in candyvag along with reg vibrator, plotbeads in plot

[1:47 AM] cloppyhooves: sure, sounds good

[1:47 AM] embermark: Shore.

[1:47 AM] joeshmo101: hornbrator shoved in mouth, hoofcuffed to bed

[1:47 AM] plotospex: Wait, I don't know if you guys are agreeing with sunasmine or joeshmo

[1:47 AM] joeshmo101: (cuz I want it that way)

[1:48 AM] embermark: Joe's does nothing to contradict Sun's.

[1:48 AM] joeshmo101: All the things!

[1:48 AM] sunasmine: joesh just addsa bunch of stuff

[1:48 AM] sunasmine: but instead of in mouth why not in our candyvag?

[1:49 AM] joeshmo101: That works too, and make out at same time

[1:49 AM] embermark: Because Lyrapony. Bonpony might not like that.

[1:49 AM] plotospex: Taking all the things, you place them on the bed. You cuff Bonbon to the bed, and she give

[1:50 AM] plotospex: s you a slighlty pained bedroomeyes face as you insert the beads into her plot.

[1:50 AM] plotospex: Her eyes slam shut with each bead, and then open again.

[1:50 AM] joeshmo101: shit, forgot to rub them around her candyvag first

[1:51 AM] sunasmine: [lube the rest stat!]

[1:51 AM] joeshmo101: Pull them out slowly, rub along candyvag, and resume

[1:51 AM] plotospex: You rub the vibrator on her candyvag, before slowly sliding it in. Bonbon's eyes go wide w

[1:51 AM] guest-20191 entered the room.

[1:52 AM] embermark: Hullo 20191.

[1:52 AM] plotospex: ith sensation, but she manages to speak as you insert the hornbrator into your candyvag.

[1:52 AM] guest-20191 changed nickname to tsiugnil

[1:52 AM] equius_zahhak: hey

[1:52 AM] plotospex: "That hornbrator", she pants', "is a cast of my waifu's horn. She'd like you."

[1:52 AM] plotospex: (Also hi)

[1:52 AM] sunasmine: [heya]

[1:52 AM] tsiugnil: hornbrator into your candyvag? that's never been spoken in english before...

[1:53 AM] embermark: Did not expect. (Hello Tsiungil.)

[1:53 AM] tsiugnil: [hey]

[1:53 AM] tsiugnil: [are we using brackets because it's storytime?]

[1:53 AM] plotospex: Finally, you put your pony erection on the tip of her candyvag - it looks like it'll be a

[1:53 AM] sunasmine: [we're goign to have to find Lyrapony eventually]

[1:53 AM] sunasmine: [yup]

[1:53 AM] plotospex: tight fit, but Bonbon's vagoo can take it. She screams once as your ponyrod sinks in.

[1:54 AM] plotospex: It's totally celestiadamn hot.

[1:54 AM] plotospex: What do?

[1:54 AM] plotospex: ...

[1:54 AM] embermark: [Isn't the other vibrator in there too?]

[1:54 AM] plotospex: (Yeah, vibrator and candycock are in BonbonVagoo)

[1:54 AM] joeshmo101: fuck her brains out

[1:54 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ and make out

[1:54 AM] sunasmine: sex her up then

[1:54 AM] sunasmine: and make out

[1:55 AM] joeshmo101: don't forget to cuddle

[1:55 AM] plotospex: Using all your might, you thrust your candycock into and out of Bonbon, the vibrator feeli

[1:55 AM] plotospex: ng amazing on your horseboner.

[1:56 AM] plotospex: Your tongue invades her mouth, and hers yours, until you're pressing up against each other

[1:56 AM] plotospex: as hard as possible.

[1:56 AM] plotospex: Even with your tongue in her mouth, occasional cries of pleasure escape Bonbon's mouth.

[1:57 AM] plotospex: The horn is lodged into your candyvag as deep as it'll go, filling your insides.

[1:57 AM] plotospex: Your ponycock is throbbing, and your horn has started leaked prehornjizz.

[1:57 AM] plotospex: What do?

[1:58 AM] cloppyhooves: continue?

[1:58 AM] equius_zahhak: bow head for a hornjob

[1:58 AM] joeshmo101: ask her to lick the horn like it was her waifu's

[1:58 AM] sunasmine: ^

[1:58 AM] joeshmo101: while continuing

[1:58 AM] cloppyhooves: hornjob sounds good, actually

[1:58 AM] embermark: Just realized how horribly messy this is going to be. Quickly look for preexisting stains.

[1:59 AM] plotospex: (Stains on what? The bed?)

[1:59 AM] embermark: {Also the wall}

[1:59 AM] sunasmine: [pony sex is always messy]

[1:59 AM] guest-20257 entered the room.

[1:59 AM] guest-20257 changed nickname to hermocrates

[1:59 AM] embermark: Hullo.

[1:59 AM] plotospex: (There are a few candyvag stains on the bed, but the wall looks mostly clean)

[1:59 AM] hermocrates: HEya

[1:59 AM] hermocrates: I came in at a good time, it seems

[2:00 AM] equius_zahhak: [hey]

[2:00 AM] sunasmine: [its story time]

[2:00 AM] embermark: [Indeed.]

[2:00 AM] plotospex: You withdraw your tongue from Bonbon's mouth, though she tries to hold you close with her

[2:00 AM] joeshmo101: [we are futacorn Tea Kettle]

[2:00 AM] hermocrates: [Apologies. I'll keep quiet.]

[2:00 AM] embermark: [Nah, join in. More discussion of actions and whatnot.]

[2:01 AM] plotospex: forehooves. Making a show of it to the begging pony, you lower your horn into her mouth, a

[2:01 AM] plotospex: nd she takes it in all the way to the base. You can tell from the sounds she's making that

[2:01 AM] plotospex: she likes the taste of your ponysexjuice. You're getting pretty overwhelmed with sensation

[2:01 AM] plotospex: , and Bonbon's breathing is growing more erratic.

[2:01 AM] embermark: [Hmm. We probably taste like water.]

[2:01 AM] plotospex: ...

[2:02 AM] cloppyhooves: Ponyhornjuice, non?

[2:02 AM] plotospex: Like fizzy tea, I guess

[2:02 AM] equius_zahhak: i imagine we taste like some tea

[2:02 AM] hermocrates: A nice oolong, maybe.

[2:03 AM] joeshmo101: pull gently on plotbeads while licking her chest and having her like the horn

[2:03 AM] joeshmo101: *lick, not like

[2:04 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ and lick crotchboobs while you're at it

[2:04 AM] sunasmine: ^ crotch boobs might be too far down though

[2:04 AM] embermark: [I doubt we're that flexible.]

[2:04 AM] joeshmo101: ^can't reach while recieveing hornjob

[2:04 AM] joeshmo101: lol

[2:04 AM] embermark: [Also that.]

[2:05 AM] hermocrates: [I think when you're receiving a hornjob, that's about all that's going on.]

[2:05 AM] plotospex: (Cannot crotchboobs and hornjob at the same time, yes)

[2:05 AM] joeshmo101: massage crotchboobs with other hoof

[2:05 AM] hermocrates: Have Bonbon rub herself.

[2:05 AM] equius_zahhak: she's cuffed

[2:05 AM] embermark: That may be difficult.

[2:05 AM] embermark: For multiple reasons.

[2:05 AM] joeshmo101: Equius is right

[2:05 AM] hermocrates: Ah-hmmm.

[2:06 AM] plotospex: So, pull plotbeads out slowly and massage crotchboobs?

[2:06 AM] sunasmine: that works

[2:06 AM] embermark: ^

[2:06 AM] hermocrates: ^

[2:06 AM] joeshmo101: eeyup

[2:07 AM] plotospex: Delicately, you start to remove the plotbeads. You can feel Bonbon shudder with each one t

[2:07 AM] plotospex: hat leaves the forbidden halls of her anus. With your other hoof, you massage one of her c

[2:08 AM] plotospex: rotchboobs, and she nearly goes limp with the pleasure. It looks like the hornjob is slowi

[2:08 AM] plotospex: ng down because of how overwhelmed she is.

[2:08 AM] plotospex: ...

[2:09 AM] sunasmine: wana wrap this up or does some pony have an idea?

[2:09 AM] joeshmo101: Stop everything, and move your horn around a little in her mouth

[2:09 AM] hermocrates: Finish her off with a final yank

[2:09 AM] embermark: Don't know. Seems like there's a lot more to the story, but not sure what to do here.

[2:09 AM] embermark: But yeah, either of those works.

[2:09 AM] joeshmo101: "You scratch my itch, and I'll scratch yours"

[2:10 AM] hermocrates: [That was jsut a suggestion]

[2:10 AM] hermocrates: [I don't have much to offer, so it's up to ploto how long he wants to go on]

[2:10 AM] plotospex: (Hornjob or yank?)

[2:10 AM] joeshmo101: hornjob

[2:11 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[2:11 AM] embermark: Shore.

[2:11 AM] hermocrates: [LEt's keep this going. hornjob]

[2:11 AM] plotospex: Keeping the rest of the beads where they are, you move your horn through Bonbon's mouth be

[2:12 AM] guest-20350 entered the room.

[2:12 AM] guest-20350 changed nickname to jackleapp

[2:12 AM] plotospex: fore she gets the idea and continues to suck. You're close to both horngasm and orgasm, an

[2:12 AM] jackleapp: (YES I CAME IN AT A GOOD TIME!)

[2:12 AM] embermark: Howdy.

[2:12 AM] sunasmine: [heya]

[2:12 AM] plotospex: d her breathing is growing even more heavy.

[2:12 AM] plotospex: What do?

[2:12 AM] plotospex: (Also hi)

[2:12 AM] jackleapp: (howdy friends!)

[2:12 AM] hermocrates: [Hey]

[2:13 AM] cloppyhooves: (hello)

[2:13 AM] sunasmine: now lets finish her

[2:13 AM] embermark: Thrust?

[2:13 AM] joeshmo101: continue as if she never stopped the hornjob

[2:13 AM] hermocrates: [Push the beads back in, then pull out again?]

[2:13 AM] guest-20361 entered the room.

[2:13 AM] guest-20361 changed nickname to rozzak_walking_his_dog

[2:14 AM] hermocrates: [Yo dog]

[2:14 AM] embermark: [Indeed. Greetings.]

[2:14 AM] embermark: [Or somesuch.]

[2:14 AM] plotospex: (So, ponysex her with all your might or beads?)

[2:14 AM] joeshmo101: [roxxak x 2?]

[2:14 AM] joeshmo101: yes

[2:14 AM] embermark: Voting choice A.

[2:14 AM] sunasmine: ponysex with all your might

[2:15 AM] equius_zahhak: a

[2:15 AM] rozzak_walking_his_dog left the room.

[2:15 AM] hermocrates: [Wait, why just one?]

[2:15 AM] joeshmo101: beads can wait

[2:15 AM] joeshmo101: What hermocrates said

[2:15 AM] guest-20369 entered the room.

[2:15 AM] guest-20369 changed nickname to rozzak_drawing

[2:15 AM] plotospex: It takes coordination, but you thrust your ponycock and horn into her synchroniously, muff

[2:15 AM] joeshmo101: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:16 AM] plotospex: led cries of pleasure coming from her mouth. It looks like you're both just seconds away f

[2:16 AM] plotospex: rom orgasm. What do?

[2:16 AM] jackleapp: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:16 AM] sunasmine: keep going and pull last few beads out

[2:16 AM] joeshmo101: cum together

[2:16 AM] hermocrates: ^

[2:16 AM] embermark: Continue unless Bonbon seems to desire otherwise.

[2:16 AM] joeshmo101: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:16 AM] hermocrates: pull last few beads out at point of orgasm

[2:16 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[2:17 AM] cloppyhooves: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:17 AM] hermocrates: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:17 AM] plotospex: Thrusting with all your ponymight, your horn releases its magical sextea into Bonbon's mou

[2:18 AM] plotospex: th, the majority of which she greedily swallows. Your unborn fillies coat her inside, as y

[2:18 AM] plotospex: our ponyvaggasm causes your whole body to shudder - and Bonbon's does the same.

[2:19 AM] plotospex: You manage to stay composed enough to rip the plotbeads out of Bonbon's plot, causing her

[2:19 AM] plotospex: to yelp in pleasure. You both lie down, still full of sextoys (and her still full of your

[2:19 AM] plotospex: organs), panting exhaustedly.

[2:19 AM] plotospex: Sextea dribbles from Bonbon's mouth and candyvag.

[2:19 AM] plotospex: What do?

[2:20 AM] embermark: Lick Bonpony's face, taste horntea.

[2:20 AM] hermocrates: Lick 'em both up (YMMV)

[2:20 AM] equius_zahhak: return the toys under the bed sans the cuffs and kiss Bonbon goodbye

[2:20 AM] jackleapp: (oh my gosh it's bonbon holy shit)

[2:20 AM] jackleapp: (awesome)

[2:21 AM] plotospex: Gathering up a little bit of energy, you move your face over to hers and lick up the last

[2:21 AM] joeshmo101: Let her fall asleep, then run for it, leaving the hornbrator in her

[2:21 AM] sunasmine: [the hornbrator was in us]

[2:21 AM] sunasmine: [or put it in her?]

[2:21 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[2:21 AM] plotospex: (Leave regular vibrator in her candyvag, then?)

[2:22 AM] hermocrates: [HOW CAN SHE SLEEP WITH THAT IN HER?!]

[2:22 AM] plotospex: of your sextea, warranting a smile from her.

[2:22 AM] sunasmine: [post orgasm daze i guess]

[2:22 AM] equius_zahhak: leaving it in would be mean, what if other guards come in?

[2:22 AM] joeshmo101: leave both in there

[2:22 AM] plotospex: (Hornbrator isn't in her, where put?)

[2:22 AM] hermocrates: I agree with equius

[2:22 AM] embermark: [Still need a gag so she can't warn them we shouldn't be walking off later.]

[2:22 AM] sunasmine: yeah, don't leave anyhitng in her

[2:23 AM] sunasmine: [if she passes out don't need the gag]

[2:23 AM] joeshmo101: put both in candyvag

[2:23 AM] embermark: [True.]

[2:23 AM] joeshmo101: Gag using plotbeads

[2:23 AM] rozzak left the room.

[2:23 AM] sunasmine: how is she doing?

[2:24 AM] plotospex: You return all the sextoys to underneath Bonbon's bed, stealing another lick at her candyv

[2:24 AM] plotospex: ag as you do so.

[2:24 AM] hermocrates: Leave nothing in her

[2:24 AM] plotospex: Bonbon's eyes are closed, it looks like she's trying to fall asleep.

[2:24 AM] plotospex: ...

[2:24 AM] joeshmo101: leave quietly

[2:24 AM] sunasmine: we're good then

[2:24 AM] sunasmine: leave quietly

[2:24 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[2:24 AM] embermark: Wait to make sure she actually IS asleep.

[2:24 AM] hermocrates: Give her a last pet on the mane, then leave quietly

[2:25 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[2:25 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[2:25 AM] plotospex: But wait, you've gained enough *SEXPERIENCE POINTS* to learn a new spell!

[2:25 AM] sunasmine: ah yeah!

[2:25 AM] embermark: Le gasp!

[2:25 AM] joeshmo101: YAY!

[2:25 AM] equius_zahhak: DING!

[2:25 AM] hermocrates: Duhduhduhdaaaaaa

[2:25 AM] plotospex: You can learn *ACTUALLY GOOD BOIL*, which cames it so fleshboil doesn't burn you.

[2:25 AM] jackleapp: (I don't mean to interrupt and stuff but DerpyGrooves wanted me to send this)

[2:25 AM] jackleapp: (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/41746230/thebarn.png)

[2:25 AM] plotospex: Or *SUMMON TEABAG*, which lets you conjure up a tea of your choice.

[2:25 AM] joeshmo101: A

[2:26 AM] hermocrates: B

[2:26 AM] sunasmine: summon tea bag, biol is useless

[2:26 AM] joeshmo101: choice A

[2:26 AM] embermark: [That picture is just so strange.]

[2:26 AM] plotospex: Or *AROUSE*, which can arouse a pony (but they can roll to resist).

[2:26 AM] joeshmo101: C

[2:26 AM] equius_zahhak: #

[2:26 AM] sunasmine: still go with B, tea anywhere ponies!

[2:26 AM] hermocrates: Fuckin' *SUMMON TEABAG*.

[2:26 AM] embermark: Summon Teabag. Waterburns probably aren't all that bad anyway, right?

[2:26 AM] equius_zahhak: C

[2:26 AM] joeshmo101: Are there any more spells?

[2:26 AM] sunasmine: tea anywhere!

[2:26 AM] plotospex: That's it for now

[2:27 AM] joeshmo101: C

[2:27 AM] hermocrates: It's clear I was raised by a Brit.

[2:27 AM] sunasmine: [oh are you writing all this down?]

[2:27 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/GFh2

[2:27 AM] plotospex: That way I don't have to count.

[2:27 AM] plotospex: heh.

[2:27 AM] sunasmine: [like our stats]

[2:27 AM] plotospex: (Yeah, no worries)

[2:27 AM] embermark: [Speaking of which, how do we record this?]

[2:28 AM] plotospex: Alright, looks like *AROUSE* won, unless other people still want to vote

[2:28 AM] plotospex: (Record what? The chat?)

[2:28 AM] embermark: [Yes.]

[2:28 AM] plotospex: (Copy + Paste)

[2:28 AM] sunasmine: [lol]

[2:28 AM] joeshmo101: Are we putting this on hold then?

[2:28 AM] embermark: [Just checking.]

[2:29 AM] hermocrates: [Boo, I wanted tea.]

[2:29 AM] hermocrates: [BRB, making tea.

[2:29 AM] plotospex: (I don't know, do you guys want to keep going?)

[2:29 AM] joeshmo101: CuzI need more f

[2:29 AM] hermocrates: ]

[2:29 AM] joeshmo101: CHATLAG

[2:29 AM] sunasmine: [depends if ploto wanto to keep goin

[2:29 AM] sunasmine: ]

[2:29 AM] joeshmo101: I need more food

[2:29 AM] cloppyhooves: (I'd be fine with stopping, if needed)

[2:29 AM] guest-20435 entered the room.

[2:29 AM] guest-20435 entered the room.

[2:29 AM] joeshmo101: How about half hour break?

[2:29 AM] guest-20435 changed nickname to rozzak

[2:30 AM] plotospex: More polls!

[2:30 AM] plotospex: http://poll.pollcode.com/xIQ

[2:30 AM] embermark: Half hour break seems like it would work. Poll is vague.

[2:30 AM] rozzak: ugh

[2:30 AM] joeshmo101: I want a break, but I want to keep going after

[2:30 AM] plotospex: Alright, ponysexbreak

[2:30 AM] sunasmine: yeah a break would be nice

[2:30 AM] hermocrates: Break

[2:30 AM] joeshmo101: Anypony object to a half hour break?

[2:30 AM] rozzak: what r u guys doing

[2:31 AM] sunasmine: story time

[2:31 AM] plotospex: It's 4-3 for keep going, heh

[2:31 AM] embermark: Pause in ClopRPG.

[2:31 AM] rozzak: meh

[2:31 AM] plotospex: But 3 people want a break, and 3 is a number that is big

[2:31 AM] plotospex: So let's break for now I guess

[2:31 AM] sunasmine: yeah break time

[2:31 AM] sunasmine: 30 min?

[2:31 AM] hermocrates: Actually, I voted Y assuming a break

[2:31 AM] sunasmine: ^

[2:31 AM] embermark: Same.

[2:32 AM] rozzak: ...............

Pause

[3:48 AM] plotospex: Anyway, we were just in Bonbon's quarters

[3:48 AM] plotospex: She's asleep

[3:48 AM] rozzak: Hes sooooo rich

[3:48 AM] plotospex: The only door out is to the barracks

[3:48 AM] rozzak: (fuck rpG)

[3:48 AM] plotospex: What do?

[3:48 AM] plotospex: (<3)

[3:48 AM] rozzak: fuck again?

[3:48 AM] joeshmo101: Sneak out quietly, taking one last look back, gazing for a little too long

[3:48 AM] rozzak: lol i dunno

[3:49 AM] sunasmine: yup, leave

[3:49 AM] sunasmine: if anyone asks we're a maid

[3:49 AM] rozzak: put her in backpack.....

[3:49 AM] cloppyhooves: where are we going?

[3:49 AM] sunasmine: bonpony said so

[3:49 AM] joeshmo101: The details are what make it real, Sunas,ine

[3:49 AM] rozzak: And then sex her

[3:50 AM] plotospex: You open the door to the barracks, and one guard looks at you before meh-ing.

[3:50 AM] joeshmo101: (No! Bad Rozz! *hits Rozzak with rolled up newspaper*)

[3:50 AM] plotospex: Exits are the door to the prison hallway, a staircase leading up, and a door labelled

[3:50 AM] plotospex: "Atrium". What do?

[3:51 AM] joeshmo101: Walk out like we are supposed to be there, not trying to hide at all

[3:51 AM] sunasmine: look around the atrium

[3:51 AM] joeshmo101: Go up

[3:51 AM] equius_zahhak: Atrium

[3:51 AM] joeshmo101: to the Atrium

[3:51 AM] cloppyhooves: Atrium, says I

[3:51 AM] joeshmo101: unless I am geographically confused

[3:51 AM] rozzak: Take a shit cus you havent in a while

[3:52 AM] plotospex: The door to the atrium opens to a massive indoor courtyard, with fountains and whatnot.

[3:52 AM] rozzak: (FAP FAP sooooo HAWT)

[3:52 AM] plotospex: (Rozzak stop being Alex)

[3:53 AM] rozzak: (NEVER)

[3:53 AM] plotospex: A few GuardPonies are standing around, and a grey earth pony maid is yelling at a few fill

[3:53 AM] plotospex: ies to get back to sweeping.

[3:53 AM] tsiugnil: (cloppy, ban "alex")

[3:53 AM] equius_zahhak: [FYI this is being archived]

[3:53 AM] rozzak: (All PRAISE HITLER) (Hitler SUCKS)

[3:53 AM] cloppyhooves: (I don't have mod powers, yo)

[3:53 AM] rozzak: (^alex inpersination)

[3:53 AM] tsiugnil: (get them, yo)

[3:53 AM] plotospex: Exits are are where you came from, and a door labelled "Mane Hall".

[3:53 AM] plotospex: What do?

[3:53 AM] rozzak: laugh at pun

[3:53 AM] cloppyhooves: Should we go see what was upstairs?

[3:54 AM] cloppyhooves: Or press on to the mane hall?

[3:54 AM] equius_zahhak: main hall

[3:54 AM] sunasmine: i wana see the mane hall personally

[3:54 AM] rozzak: Nope we laugh at the pun!

[3:54 AM] cloppyhooves: (also, I have no idea what our ultimate goal is)

[3:54 AM] tsiugnil: (ponycandyvag?)

[3:54 AM] sunasmine: [i think were still working on that part of the story]

[3:54 AM] sunasmine: [aside from pony vag of course]

[3:54 AM] tsiugnil: (ps I don't know what's going on)

[3:54 AM] equius_zahhak: well if it's lanything like oblivion we'll join the mages guild kill someone and become a

[3:54 AM] equius_zahhak: assassin

[3:54 AM] rozzak: Why is bonbon in a palace

[3:55 AM] joeshmo101: laugh at pun

[3:55 AM] plotospex: You enter the great hall, and it's pretty fancy. There's a large set of doubledoors,

[3:55 AM] sunasmine: [nightmarepony won, we woke up in prison, seduced bonpony for freedom]

[3:55 AM] rozzak: (IT WAS MANE HALL PLOTO fucking breaking canon)

[3:56 AM] plotospex: stairs going upwards, a door labelled "Kitchen", and a door labelled "Servant's Quarters"

[3:56 AM] plotospex: What do?

[3:56 AM] rozzak: [so plot of oblivion]

[3:56 AM] cloppyhooves: I was about to ask if there were windows we could see out of to check what time it is

[3:56 AM] cloppyhooves: and then I realized the answer is "Night"

[3:56 AM] sunasmine: [lol]

[3:56 AM] plotospex: There are windows by the doubledoors.

[3:56 AM] plotospex: Yes, it is night.

[3:56 AM] rozzak: WE NEED TO DELIVER THE AMULET TO JAUFFRE!!!!

[3:56 AM] rozzak: ^this

[3:57 AM] plotospex: (Should we go to another room and ban Rozzak?)

[3:57 AM] cloppyhooves: Servant's Quarters sounds like an excellent place to get candyvag

[3:57 AM] cloppyhooves: but not twoard our objective

[3:57 AM] equius_zahhak: and by that you mean faff about with the dark brother hood for a month

[3:57 AM] rozzak: :(

[3:57 AM] cloppyhooves: Yeah, Rozzak, turn it down a bit

[3:57 AM] rozzak: (you guys r serious ClopRPGers) :(

[3:58 AM] sunasmine: i'm sure we'll get candy vag no matter where se go, lets hit up those double doors

[3:58 AM] cloppyhooves: we get get tools or something in the kitchen

[3:58 AM] cloppyhooves: *could

[3:58 AM] sunasmine: hmm

[3:58 AM] rozzak left the room.

[3:58 AM] joeshmo101: Rozzak, lay off the Berry Punchiness

[3:59 AM] joeshmo101: He left...

[3:59 AM] joeshmo101: Go to kitchen, get supplies

[4:00 AM] sunasmine: fine lets get some foods i'm sure we're hungry

[4:00 AM] sunasmine: we haven't eaten in a while

[4:00 AM] joeshmo101: best alarm song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrB3xDjDs5A

[4:00 AM] plotospex: The door the kitchen is unlocked, and there are three ponies inside preparing food.

[4:00 AM] joeshmo101: (That last post was OOC, btw)

[4:01 AM] plotospex: Two are making pastries, and the third is chopping carrots.

[4:01 AM] plotospex: You identify them as Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and Carrot Top.

[4:01 AM] joeshmo101: Ask for some fruit to take to the princess

[4:01 AM] plotospex: There is no guard in the room at present.

[4:01 AM] plotospex: ...

[4:01 AM] cloppyhooves: Do they know us?

[4:01 AM] sunasmine: ^

[4:01 AM] cloppyhooves: If so, what is their disposition toward us?

[4:02 AM] plotospex: They recognize you, but you've never really spoken much

[4:02 AM] equius_zahhak: I think we are a unknown to all ponyvillians

[4:02 AM] equius_zahhak: nvm

[4:02 AM] tsiugnil: ponyvillians?

[4:02 AM] tsiugnil: like ponies who live in ponyville?

[4:02 AM] equius_zahhak: denizens of ponyville

[4:02 AM] tsiugnil: or ponies who are villians...

[4:03 AM] cloppyhooves: Do they know we were imprisoned?

[4:03 AM] sunasmine: is there anythign that looks like it might contain food? cubords fridge?

[4:03 AM] tsiugnil: (oh, i can't spell)

[4:03 AM] joeshmo101: How do they react to seeing us?

[4:03 AM] plotospex: There's is both a fridge and cupboards.

[4:03 AM] sunasmine: [ i can't either]

[4:03 AM] plotospex: If they know you were imprisoned, they can't tell.

[4:03 AM] plotospex: They didn't hear the door opening and are making small talk with each other.

[4:04 AM] joeshmo101: Look for chloroform

[4:04 AM] equius_zahhak: just go to the cupboard and frindge nochalantly and take some meat bread and drink

[4:04 AM] sunasmine: you won't be able to get three ponies with that at once

[4:04 AM] joeshmo101: Every properly stocked kitchen has to have chloroform

[4:04 AM] sunasmine: and meat?

[4:04 AM] equius_zahhak: ponies right

[4:04 AM] equius_zahhak: forget the meat

[4:05 AM] plotospex: Right, no meat in PonyKitchens

[4:05 AM] sunasmine: forgotten

[4:05 AM] plotospex: So, consensus?

[4:05 AM] sunasmine: cheese though?

[4:05 AM] sunasmine: think we're gettin some foods

[4:05 AM] guest-20923 entered the room.

[4:05 AM] equius_zahhak: just nonchalantly pick up some food and stroll away

[4:05 AM] guest-20923 changed nickname to captain_wafflez

[4:05 AM] joeshmo101: "I was sent to get some fruit for The Almighty. What do you have?"

[4:06 AM] captain_wafflez: (someone fill me in?)

[4:06 AM] sunasmine: [story time]

[4:06 AM] sunasmine: [nightmarepony won, we woke up in prison, seduced bonpony for freedom]

[4:06 AM] joeshmo101: we had sex with Bon Bon using toys after being imprisoned

[4:06 AM] equius_zahhak: NMM is ruler, we just escaped a dungeon by fucking bonbons brains out and are getting food

[4:06 AM] plotospex: So, take food or ask for food?

[4:06 AM] equius_zahhak: take

[4:06 AM] joeshmo101: DEMKAND food

[4:06 AM] sunasmine: take food

[4:06 AM] joeshmo101: *DEMAND

[4:06 AM] tsiugnil: i literally only have ramen, i demand food

[4:07 AM] joeshmo101: (caps necessary)

[4:07 AM] equius_zahhak: best not call attention to ourselves

[4:07 AM] sunasmine: ^

[4:07 AM] plotospex: Well, rolled a 1.

[4:07 AM] tsiugnil: sneakily take food because you only have ramen

[4:07 AM] plotospex: Mrs. Cake catches you opening a cupboard.

[4:07 AM] sunasmine: [ah damn]

[4:07 AM] joeshmo101: The more you act like you're not suposed to be somewhere, the more people will think you'r

[4:07 AM] joeshmo101: e not supposed to be there

[4:07 AM] captain_wafflez: We're screwed

[4:08 AM] captain_wafflez: :D

[4:08 AM] plotospex: "Tea Kettle?", she asks. "What are you doing here?"

[4:08 AM] joeshmo101: Should have listened to m

[4:08 AM] plotospex: what say

[4:08 AM] sunasmine: looking for some snacks?

[4:08 AM] cloppyhooves: Tell them you were hungry and that you're feeling a bit impatient

[4:08 AM] tsiugnil: (our name is tea kettle?)

[4:08 AM] joeshmo101: The Almighty Princess requires fruit."

[4:08 AM] sunasmine: [yup]

[4:08 AM] equius_zahhak: "just pickin' up some food" and carry on like you're doing your job

[4:08 AM] sunasmine: [tea kettle the futacorn]

[4:08 AM] cloppyhooves: [our special talent is a spell that boils water on touch]

[4:08 AM] captain_wafflez: Any blunt objects around the room?

[4:09 AM] cloppyhooves: [doing so will also burn us]

[4:09 AM] cloppyhooves: I don't think we need to incapacitate them

[4:09 AM] sunasmine: [3v1 can't reallt fight]

[4:09 AM] plotospex: There are spoons and rolling pins

[4:09 AM] tsiugnil: [lol, but we're a futa unicorn?]

[4:09 AM] plotospex: Fight or bluff?

[4:09 AM] plotospex: (Yepadep)

[4:09 AM] tsiugnil: [cool]

[4:09 AM] equius_zahhak: bluff

[4:09 AM] cloppyhooves: Bluff, yo

[4:09 AM] sunasmine: we would get owned in a fight bluff

[4:09 AM] captain_wafflez: bluff

[4:09 AM] tsiugnil: TURNS RED TO BLUFF

[4:10 AM] plotospex: The ponies believe you, and give you a basket full of pastries, and cheese.

[4:10 AM] tsiugnil: [can we do magic? being a unicorn and all]

[4:10 AM] sunasmine: yay!

[4:10 AM] plotospex: You now have a *FOODBASKET*.

[4:10 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:10 AM] joeshmo101: "(HUZZAH!)

[4:10 AM] joeshmo101: Return to the hallway

[4:10 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask for directions around the castle (or would that be too suspicious)

[4:10 AM] plotospex: (Only spells are Lift, Boil Water, and Arouse)

[4:10 AM] captain_wafflez: We must HUNGRILY DEVOUR the FOODBASKET out of sight

[4:11 AM] joeshmo101: put the basket in the hallway, and go back

[4:11 AM] sunasmine: [when we boil water we also burn oursleves]

[4:11 AM] joeshmo101: Then use arouse once in the kitchen again

[4:11 AM] equius_zahhak: isthere a back entrance to the castle in the kitchen?

[4:11 AM] sunasmine: i wana know what behind those double doors in the mane hall

[4:12 AM] sunasmine: personally

[4:12 AM] tsiugnil: can we HUNGRILY DEVOUR the FOODBASKET while using AROUSE?

[4:12 AM] cloppyhooves: I still say ask more about the castle

[4:12 AM] plotospex: You can do that, but you can only cast *AROUSE* on one pony at a time.

[4:12 AM] joeshmo101: Leave the foodbasket in the hall, use arouse on Mr. and Mrs. Cake and Carrot Top

[4:12 AM] joeshmo101: damn...

[4:12 AM] sunasmine: we could ask if theres an outdoor garden or somthing

[4:12 AM] tsiugnil: can we use arouse to get other ponies in the mood so they'll ignore us?

[4:12 AM] equius_zahhak: "oh by the way where's the nearest exit?"

[4:13 AM] tsiugnil: like mr and mrs cake

[4:13 AM] guest-20947 entered the room.

[4:13 AM] guest-20947 left the room.

[4:13 AM] plotospex: It's more subtle-arousing than that, so that wouldn't work unless you roll a 6

[4:13 AM] sunasmine: i think the AROUSE spell if rather obvious, its not level 2 lol

[4:13 AM] tsiugnil: damn, so we dont have celly powers

[4:14 AM] plotospex: So, do we have any consensus?

[4:14 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask about castle

[4:14 AM] joeshmo101: Use arouse on Mrs. Cake, she's the one who will make the other two fall

[4:14 AM] sunasmine: not yet i think

[4:14 AM] sunasmine: i'm with cloppy though

[4:14 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ w/ CH

[4:14 AM] tsiugnil: ch, i know nothing of this castle though

[4:14 AM] joeshmo101: I disagree, but I think I'm outvoted...

[4:14 AM] sunasmine: yay democracy!

[4:15 AM] cloppyhooves: That would work if they were agressing us

[4:15 AM] cloppyhooves: but there's no need to arouse them

[4:15 AM] plotospex: "The castle's got three floors. First floor is guards and servants, second floor is admin,

[4:15 AM] tsiugnil: [do we level our spells, btw?]

[4:15 AM] captain_wafflez: Now can we ABSCOND?

[4:15 AM] plotospex: and the third floor is *NIGHTMARE PONY*'s bedroom."

[4:15 AM] sunasmine: [yeah i'm pretty sure we'll get our candy vag no matter what, lets advance the plot]

[4:15 AM] plotospex: "Is there anything in particular you wanted to find?"

[4:15 AM] plotospex: What do

[4:16 AM] sunasmine: ooh! nightmarepony's bedroom

[4:16 AM] sunasmine: interesting

[4:16 AM] equius_zahhak: [let's come to a common objectibve here]

[4:16 AM] tsiugnil: sex nmm?

[4:16 AM] cloppyhooves: Admin?

[4:16 AM] captain_wafflez: AROUSE then ABSCOND to 3rd floor?

[4:16 AM] joeshmo101: Seduce Spitfire. That is objective.

[4:17 AM] sunasmine: [i wana return daytime and got lots of candy vag]

[4:17 AM] plotospex: Abscond, ask about Admin, or something else?

[4:17 AM] tsiugnil: who's admin?

[4:18 AM] tsiugnil: (who's admin?)

[4:18 AM] sunasmine: aks how nightmarepony came into power?

[4:18 AM] plotospex: Oh, cloppy was wondering what's on the admin floor

[4:18 AM] equius_zahhak: [So our 2 posible goals are become NMM's lover or restore Equestria?]

[4:18 AM] captain_wafflez: [Why not both?]

[4:18 AM] sunasmine: [could do both]

[4:19 AM] equius_zahhak: [ok both]

[4:19 AM] sunasmine: [so its resore equestria while becoming NMM's lover]

[4:19 AM] equius_zahhak: [this is acceptable]

[4:19 AM] tsiugnil: [doesn't NMM become a baby if we restory Equestria?]

[4:19 AM] sunasmine: [though wouldn't shebe luna when we're done? i'm okay with that]

[4:20 AM] equius_zahhak: [Shag NMM, restore Equestria and the shag Luna?]

[4:20 AM] captain_wafflez: [I'm okay with that]

[4:20 AM] sunasmine: [awww yeah!]

[4:20 AM] tsiugnil: [i think we should seduce NMM, eat her tasty LUNGS, and then restore Equestria]

[4:20 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask about admin floor

[4:20 AM] sunasmine: ^

[4:20 AM] cloppyhooves: Future askings: Ask about Nightmare's rise to power; Ask about Mane 6

[4:21 AM] sunasmine: yup

[4:21 AM] sunasmine: and yup

[4:21 AM] joeshmo101: sure

[4:21 AM] plotospex: "Admin. Government officials' offices, nobility, that sort of thing."

[4:21 AM] tsiugnil: [ps, what is admin / admin floor? is this the matrix?]

[4:21 AM] joeshmo101: whatever :P

[4:21 AM] captain_wafflez: Administration offices then

[4:21 AM] sunasmine: [administration legal jargon place]

[4:21 AM] plotospex: "*NIGHTMARE PONY* rose to power by making it dark and whatnot. The mane 6 failed to stop h

[4:22 AM] joeshmo101 left the room.

[4:22 AM] plotospex: er, and were imprisoned in a place they were banished to in *THE EVERFREE FOREST*."

[4:22 AM] guest-20997 entered the room.

[4:22 AM] guest-20997 changed nickname to rozzak_ugh

[4:22 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:22 AM] tsiugnil: [why so ugh?]

[4:22 AM] guest-21000 entered the room.

[4:22 AM] captain_wafflez: [Secondary object: Rescue and shage mane 6?]

[4:22 AM] equius_zahhak: go to admin floor

[4:22 AM] rozzak_ugh: [ugh life]

[4:22 AM] guest-21000 changed nickname to joeshmo101

[4:22 AM] sunasmine: we mght need to g oto the everfree eventually id we'reto save equestria

[4:23 AM] sunasmine: but for now, admin floor?

[4:23 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask where we are?

[4:23 AM] equius_zahhak: [Shag NMM, Shag mand6, restore Equestria, shag Luna?]

[4:23 AM] tsiugnil: we should enlist discord to ruin everything

[4:23 AM] tsiugnil: also admin floor

[4:23 AM] rozzak_ugh: [why not grow wings]

[4:23 AM] plotospex: So, consensus is go to the admin floor?

[4:23 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[4:23 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask how close we are to the everfree forest?

[4:23 AM] sunasmine: y

[4:24 AM] cloppyhooves: Otherwise, y

[4:24 AM] sunasmine: oh that too

[4:24 AM] rozzak_ugh: Are we in a factory or somethin

[4:24 AM] tsiugnil: y

[4:24 AM] sunasmine: aks about the everfree

[4:24 AM] sunasmine: then admin

[4:24 AM] plotospex: "The forest's is about 2 hours away on foot."

[4:24 AM] sunasmine: [hoof]

[4:24 AM] plotospex: oops

[4:24 AM] rozzak_ugh: Wings?

[4:24 AM] rozzak_ugh: Do have?

[4:24 AM] sunasmine: [no prob]

[4:24 AM] captain_wafflez: I'm assuming we can't use a teleport spell

[4:26 AM] sunasmine: [best way to get sexperiacne]

[4:26 AM] sunasmine: officials!

[4:26 AM] joeshmo101: joined the group document.

[4:26 AM] sunasmine: nobles sound stuffy

[4:26 AM] rozzak_ugh: Nobles

[4:26 AM] plotospex: No teleporting yet because you are a dumb unicorn <3

[4:27 AM] captain_wafflez: Make an entrance with boiling water + hooves?

[4:27 AM] rozzak_ugh: Snips and snails dumb?

[4:27 AM] plotospex: You head to the right, and pass by a few doors. They're labelled:

[4:27 AM] tsiugnil: [e_z, i think rescue/fuck mane 6 -> nmm -> equestria -> luna might make more sense)

[4:27 AM] sunasmine: [we can make water boil, and slightly arouse a pony}

[4:27 AM] rozzak_ugh: How?

[4:28 AM] plotospex: *TRIXIE PONY*, *BLUEBLOOD PONY*, *CAESAR PONY*, and *SPITFIRE PONY*.

[4:28 AM] sunasmine: spitfire pony

[4:28 AM] rozzak_ugh: [hot water total boner killer

[4:28 AM] plotospex: There is a second hallways branching off that apparently leads to a staircase going up.

[4:28 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:28 AM] joeshmo101: spitfire pony

[4:28 AM] tsiugnil: [because we can enlist mane 6 to lay a sexy trap for nmm]

[4:28 AM] rozzak_ugh: Spitfire

[4:28 AM] cloppyhooves: Trixie pony could provide some power if we get her on our side

[4:28 AM] cloppyhooves: Also, she's a sexy pony

[4:28 AM] rozzak_ugh: Spitfire can fly

[4:28 AM] sunasmine: spitfire pony can fly us to mane 6

[4:28 AM] cloppyhooves: Oh, that too

[4:29 AM] cloppyhooves: Well, can she?

[4:29 AM] cloppyhooves: is she strong enough?

[4:29 AM] tsiugnil: can trixie teleport?

[4:29 AM] equius_zahhak: no

[4:29 AM] captain_wafflez: We need a pony that can teleport

[4:29 AM] tsiugnil: can she teach us any magic?

[4:29 AM] rozzak_ugh: She's a wonderbolt of course she's strong

[4:29 AM] equius_zahhak: if she could she wouldn't use smoke bombs

[4:29 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* can fly, *TRIXIE PONY* cannot teleport.

[4:29 AM] captain_wafflez: Trixie is just smoke and mirrors

[4:29 AM] sunasmine: [If RD can carry four ponies spirfore can carry one]

[4:29 AM] joeshmo101: Trixie can do distracting fireworks

[4:29 AM] plotospex: She may be able to *MAGIXTUTOR*.

[4:30 AM] equius_zahhak: which shall we seduce?

[4:30 AM] tsiugnil: Can she MAGIXTUTOR spells she doesn't know yet?

[4:30 AM] rozzak_ugh: Still gotta go with spitfire

[4:30 AM] cloppyhooves: What can she teach us?

[4:30 AM] sunasmine: I'ma vote for spitfire, i got overrules last night lol

[4:30 AM] plotospex: You'd have to find out, heh

[4:30 AM] captain_wafflez: Spitfire might be more valuable in the long run

[4:30 AM] cloppyhooves: What advantage would Blueblood/Caesar provide us?

[4:30 AM] joeshmo101: Spitfire

[4:30 AM] captain_wafflez: in case we need to ABSCOND THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

[4:30 AM] tsiugnil: can we only do one?

[4:30 AM] rozzak_ugh: Can we roll for threesome

[4:31 AM] sunasmine: ceasar, hmm

[4:31 AM] plotospex: (Dunnoyo, where go first?)

[4:31 AM] sunasmine: i'm not touching blueblood XD

[4:31 AM] rozzak_ugh: ^

[4:31 AM] tsiugnil: Ceasar is good at getting stabbed in the back, that's his special talent

[4:31 AM] rozzak_ugh: [stabbed by the senate?]

[4:31 AM] cloppyhooves: he's a sniper?

[4:31 AM] tsiugnil: so he's probably useless unless we need to assemble an army

[4:31 AM] joeshmo101: Spitfire

[4:31 AM] equius_zahhak: spitfire

[4:32 AM] rozzak_ugh: ^

[4:32 AM] sunasmine: spitfire

[4:32 AM] plotospex: Alright, you walk over to Spitfire's room.

[4:32 AM] plotospex: You would go in, but there's a door in the way.

[4:32 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:32 AM] cloppyhooves: (Trixie next)

[4:32 AM] sunasmine: [lol]

[4:32 AM] captain_wafflez: Boiling water + buck?

[4:32 AM] sunasmine: knock

[4:32 AM] rozzak_ugh: Destroy door

[4:32 AM] sunasmine: knock and make up a story?

[4:32 AM] rozzak_ugh: With massive dick?

[4:32 AM] tsiugnil: AROUSE door

[4:32 AM] captain_wafflez: Its wood is already visible

[4:33 AM] plotospex: Attack, Arouse, or Knock?

[4:33 AM] sunasmine: and offer pastry

[4:33 AM] plotospex: 3 options, I guess

[4:33 AM] plotospex: Or offer pastry.

[4:33 AM] rozzak_ugh: Cast *massive dick* on keyhole

[4:33 AM] cloppyhooves: Would Arouse work through the door?

[4:33 AM] equius_zahhak: knock

[4:33 AM] sunasmine: knock

[4:33 AM] cloppyhooves: or would it just Arounse the door?

[4:33 AM] captain_wafflez: 'No door, I insist; have a pastry'

[4:33 AM] tsiugnil: arouse might work on the door knob

[4:33 AM] plotospex: It would just arouse the door.

[4:33 AM] cloppyhooves: Heh

[4:33 AM] joeshmo101: Knock and offer pastry

[4:33 AM] cloppyhooves: You could say you have something to deliver and give pastry

[4:33 AM] sunasmine: ^

[4:33 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[4:34 AM] sunasmine: knock and offer pastry

[4:34 AM] cloppyhooves: and then give her your pony dick

[4:34 AM] rozzak_ugh: Say your rainbow dash...

[4:34 AM] cloppyhooves: (no, i don't know)

[4:34 AM] sunasmine: that too

[4:34 AM] plotospex: You knock on the door. "Pastries are here!", you say.

[4:34 AM] plotospex: "Coming!", responds a sexalicious voice from inside.

[4:34 AM] equius_zahhak: {Sexalicious = best word}

[4:34 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* opens the door. She is wearing a *SHADOWBOLTS UNIFORM*. What do?

[4:34 AM] rozzak_ugh: ]it's gonna be a Rick roll

[4:35 AM] equius_zahhak: hand her basket

[4:35 AM] joeshmo101: Complement its skintightness

[4:35 AM] rozzak_ugh: Nice nightmare night costume spitfire

[4:35 AM] tsiugnil: give pastries

[4:35 AM] sunasmine: ask to come in and gvie pastry

[4:35 AM] tsiugnil: ask if you can come in

[4:35 AM] captain_wafflez: Flatter, offer, enter, shag?

[4:35 AM] joeshmo101: comment on how sexyt she looks

[4:35 AM] rozzak_ugh left the room.

[4:36 AM] tsiugnil: we can't be too hasty, we're just delivering pastries

[4:36 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[4:36 AM] tsiugnil: let it get sexy on its own course

[4:36 AM] sunasmine: yeah we need to get in her room forst

[4:36 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[4:36 AM] plotospex: So, give pastry and ask to enter?

[4:36 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[4:36 AM] sunasmine: y

[4:36 AM] cloppyhooves: y

[4:36 AM] captain_wafflez: y

[4:36 AM] tsiugnil: ask to enter, then give pastries

[4:36 AM] joeshmo101: Ask for a bite of pastry

[4:37 AM] tsiugnil: lick sexy lips

[4:37 AM] tsiugnil: sexily

[4:37 AM] plotospex: You give *SPITFIRE PONY* a pastry, sexfully, and ask to come in. She holds the door open f

[4:37 AM] plotospex: or you, and you enter her room.

[4:37 AM] plotospex: It's a fairly large room, looking somewhat like a fancy hotel room.

[4:37 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:37 AM] captain_wafflez: Make small talk?

[4:38 AM] cloppyhooves: Ask her why she joined Nightmare Moon (unless that's an unsexy question)

[4:38 AM] joeshmo101: Describe room more, pleas

[4:38 AM] tsiugnil: ask her what she's up to at this hour

[4:38 AM] sunasmine: make small talk while searching for some more info on nmm

[4:38 AM] tsiugnil: (lol wait it's always night)

[4:38 AM] plotospex: The room has a bathroom to the left, and a few closets. There's a *PONY RADIO* on a shelf.

[4:38 AM] plotospex: There is a *BED* and a *WINDOW*.

[4:38 AM] plotospex: There is *AN ART* of the sky hanging on one of the walls.

[4:39 AM] sunasmine: [lol '"AN ART"]

[4:39 AM] tsiugnil: (someone should draw all this in mspaint)

[4:39 AM] captain_wafflez: Comment on room?

[4:39 AM] joeshmo101: Is the ART daytime or nighttime?

[4:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (actually, that's a good question)

[4:40 AM] tsiugnil: if daytime, direct convo toward how nmm came into power

[4:40 AM] plotospex: The *AN ART* depicts the sun setting and the moon taking its place.

[4:40 AM] plotospex: It looks NightmareMoonDamn awesome.

[4:40 AM] joeshmo101: Comment on ART, positive

[4:40 AM] sunasmine: [I like NightmareMoonDamn awesome art]

[4:41 AM] hermocrates_afk left the room.

[4:41 AM] plotospex: So, compliment art is the consensus?

[4:41 AM] plotospex: Or what?

[4:41 AM] tsiugnil: y

[4:41 AM] sunasmine: yeah make a positive comment on art

[4:41 AM] captain_wafflez: yeah

[4:41 AM] cloppyhooves: Asking her about Nightmare Moon would give us info, but probably wouldn't be very sexy

[4:41 AM] cloppyhooves: *asking directly, that is

[4:41 AM] tsiugnil: "i remember the sun" ?!

[4:41 AM] cloppyhooves: so yeah, indirect would work

[4:42 AM] sunasmine: we'll have ot get her on our side before digging for more into or be subtle

[4:42 AM] plotospex: That's a pretty *AN ART*", you say tp *SPITFIRE PONY*. "Yeah", she says. "I love the sky."

[4:42 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:43 AM] captain_wafflez: Ask about how she feels about Nightmare Pony's rise to power?

[4:43 AM] joeshmo101: "Do you miss the sun a

[4:43 AM] cloppyhooves: "I love the sky too...It would look better on my bedroom floor"

[4:43 AM] sunasmine: is she looking at the an art now?

[4:43 AM] plotospex: She is looking at the *AN ART*.

[4:43 AM] tsiugnil: do you miss the sun

[4:43 AM] equius_zahhak: AROUSE!

[4:43 AM] sunasmine: then shuffle a little closer to her

[4:43 AM] joeshmo101 left the room.

[4:44 AM] plotospex: Arouse, or ask about the sun?

[4:44 AM] cloppyhooves: What's our chance of success on Arouse?

[4:44 AM] equius_zahhak: ask about the sn then AROUSE when she's distracted

[4:44 AM] cloppyhooves: Does it vary if she's distracted?

[4:45 AM] sunasmine: i thought i was competeing d6 rolls

[4:45 AM] plotospex: Rolloff on D6, succesful if you tie or get a higher number.

[4:45 AM] cloppyhooves: Ah, okay

[4:45 AM] sunasmine: she mght get a -1 if distracted but thats up to ploto

[4:45 AM] plotospex: Yepadep.

[4:46 AM] equius_zahhak: ask and arouse then?

[4:46 AM] sunasmine: ask, and if she seems to be distraced, we can arouse

[4:46 AM] cloppyhooves: Assuming no penalty, we have a 58.3% chance of success, it seems

[4:47 AM] sunasmine: [lol cloppy]

[4:47 AM] plotospex: "The sun", she says, trailing off. "Flying, seeing the light - it's almost like swimming."

[4:47 AM] plotospex: "Yeah, I miss the sun."

[4:47 AM] plotospex: Continue with *AROUSE*?

[4:47 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[4:47 AM] sunasmine: y

[4:48 AM] tsiugnil: y

[4:48 AM] cloppyhooves: If it's not too unsexy, ask why she joined NMM?

[4:48 AM] plotospex: Both rolled 2s, that modifier did it.

[4:48 AM] cloppyhooves: Heh, okay

[4:48 AM] guest-21083 entered the room.

[4:48 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* goes flush, but only slightly. "Maybe you could come back later?", she ask

[4:48 AM] plotospex: s. There's something I need to do."

[4:48 AM] guest-21083 changed nickname to rozzak_meh

[4:49 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:49 AM] rozzak_meh: Is spitfire taking a poo?

[4:49 AM] sunasmine: "maybe i can help?"

[4:49 AM] cloppyhooves: "Oh? Is it something I can help with?"

[4:49 AM] rozzak_meh: ?

[4:49 AM] rozzak_meh: {What happened?}

[4:49 AM] cloppyhooves: (we successfully cast arouse on her)

[4:49 AM] sunasmine: [we got spitfire pony horny]

[4:49 AM] tsiugnil: [that din't sound too successful to me]

[4:50 AM] plotospex: So, ask to help is consensus?

[4:50 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[4:50 AM] sunasmine: y

[4:50 AM] captain_wafflez: yea

[4:50 AM] tsiugnil: sure

[4:50 AM] sunasmine: [shes just shy]

[4:50 AM] cloppyhooves: y

[4:50 AM] rozzak_meh: Hmmm "Help" yes

[4:50 AM] sunasmine: [want to take care of herself]

[4:50 AM] rozzak_meh: "We can be done in 10 seconds flat"

[4:51 AM] plotospex: "Well, the sort of thing I wanted to do is more of a... private thing. Are you sure?"

[4:51 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:51 AM] tsiugnil: lick her face

[4:51 AM] tsiugnil: (no don't do that)

[4:51 AM] rozzak_meh: Smell plot?

[4:51 AM] sunasmine: say you're sure?

[4:51 AM] cloppyhooves: "It's alright, I wouldn't mind"

[4:51 AM] sunasmine: ^

[4:51 AM] captain_wafflez: ^^

[4:51 AM] equius_zahhak: ^^^

[4:51 AM] sunasmine: [cloppy is so much better with words than me]

[4:51 AM] rozzak_meh: [jeez you ponies sure are subtle]

[4:52 AM] rozzak_meh: [i would go right in and whip out a dick.....]

[4:52 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* turns around, revealing her *PRECIOUS PONY PLOT*. "You can help with this,

[4:52 AM] plotospex: right?"

[4:52 AM] plotospex: what do

[4:52 AM] cloppyhooves: (because I am too distracted by maths, our chance of success of a dX die is (x+1)/(2x))

[4:52 AM] cloppyhooves: Oblige do

[4:52 AM] equius_zahhak: mount and grind

[4:52 AM] captain_wafflez: yes

[4:52 AM] rozzak_meh: stick horn in plot

[4:53 AM] sunasmine: do we have to take off SHADOWBOLT UNIFORM?

[4:53 AM] tsiugnil: YOU RIP IT OFF SEXY-LIKE

[4:53 AM] rozzak_meh: No its better with it on

[4:53 AM] equius_zahhak: not for foreplay/grinding

[4:53 AM] plotospex: *SHADOWBOLT UNIFORM* is covering her *CANDYVAG* and *PONYPLOT*.

[4:53 AM] sunasmine: kk keep it on for now

[4:53 AM] sunasmine: we'll tkae it off later

[4:53 AM] rozzak_meh: its more fun ripping through it

[4:53 AM] cloppyhooves: prod with horn to tease

[4:53 AM] rozzak_meh: ^

[4:53 AM] sunasmine: ^

[4:53 AM] cloppyhooves: later take off with ponyteeth

[4:53 AM] captain_wafflez: yes

[4:54 AM] tsiugnil: nuzzle* with horn?

[4:54 AM] rozzak_meh: Draw horn tip across plot....

[4:54 AM] rozzak_meh: making uniform taught

[4:54 AM] plotospex: You nuzzle your *SEXY SEXHORN* into *SPITFIRE PONY*'s plot, and she's clearly pleased.

[4:54 AM] rozzak_meh: (hey i just rhymed)

[4:55 AM] plotospex: She bends her front hooves, leaving her plot sticking up into the air.

[4:55 AM] plotospex: What do?

[4:55 AM] tsiugnil: (om rhyming)

[4:55 AM] cloppyhooves: continue nuzzle?

[4:55 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[4:55 AM] tsiugnil: also rub somewhere with hoof

[4:55 AM] sunasmine: nuzzle for a bit longer, maybe moving in with tounge?

[4:55 AM] rozzak_meh: Tear small hole in back of uniform large enought to stick horn through

[4:55 AM] cloppyhooves: (more fun facts: as the number of die faces increases, the probablity of successful arouse

[4:55 AM] cloppyhooves: approaches 50%)

[4:56 AM] sunasmine: yay limits

[4:56 AM] cloppyhooves: (So we always have a greater chance than that of success)

[4:56 AM] tsiugnil: too forward, must nuzzle

[4:56 AM] sunasmine: [that was occ XD

[4:56 AM] plotospex: Nuzzle candyvag with hornboner, then?

[4:56 AM] cloppyhooves: nuzzle and start rubbing crotchboobs through uniform

[4:56 AM] rozzak_meh: (are we actually playing with set rules....?)

[4:56 AM] sunasmine: what cloppy said

[4:56 AM] tsiugnil: ^ cloppy

[4:56 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[4:57 AM] sunasmine: [the rules are whatever plots wants]

[4:57 AM] sunasmine: [ploto*]

[4:57 AM] rozzak_meh: (so ploto = dm)

[4:57 AM] plotospex: You continue to nuzzle *SPITFIRE PONY*'s spicy pony genitals, and circle her crotchboobs w

[4:57 AM] sunasmine: [pretty much, we call him the CM though]

[4:57 AM] tsiugnil: [CLOPMASTER]

[4:57 AM] plotospex: ith your forehoof. She reaches one of her own over, to rub the other crotchboob. She smile

[4:57 AM] plotospex: s as the two of you touch hooves.

[4:57 AM] plotospex: What do

[4:58 AM] rozzak_meh: Are they spicy or sweet....I dont like the idea of spicy vag....

[4:58 AM] rozzak_meh: the genitals that iss

[4:58 AM] tsiugnil: DON'T SUPRESS PONYBONER

[4:58 AM] sunasmine: [ ilike spicy food]

[4:58 AM] rozzak_meh: (so do i but not spicy genitals)

[4:58 AM] sunasmine: move into plot with muzzle?

[4:58 AM] cloppyhooves: there is a costume in the way, though

[4:59 AM] sunasmine: can still fub

[4:59 AM] sunasmine: rub

[4:59 AM] tsiugnil: can still nuzzle and then rip off sexily with teeth

[4:59 AM] cloppyhooves: that works

[4:59 AM] tsiugnil: or just only rip the crotch?

[4:59 AM] rozzak_meh: rub horn slowly around plot hole, slowly tearing the seams of the tight flight suit....

[4:59 AM] sunasmine: might was well go big

[4:59 AM] sunasmine: whole thing

[5:00 AM] tsiugnil: then we'll have to rip it down a seam

[5:00 AM] tsiugnil: Where are the seams?

[5:00 AM] sunasmine: spitfire has sexy body anyways

[5:00 AM] plotospex: Seams are horizontal along the torso.

[5:00 AM] rozzak_meh: No seams its probably the same this as spats....

[5:00 AM] rozzak_meh: ^^oh

[5:00 AM] sunasmine: any zippers?

[5:01 AM] sunasmine: or other fatening device?

[5:01 AM] sunasmine: fastening*

[5:01 AM] tsiugnil: is it made of cloth or latex?

[5:01 AM] tsiugnil: or something else

[5:01 AM] rozzak_meh: We need to slowly nuzzle the plot area untill the suit tears...

[5:01 AM] plotospex: Latex, there's a zipper on the otherside

[5:01 AM] plotospex: underside*

[5:01 AM] tsiugnil: we can't nuzzle latex until breakage

[5:01 AM] tsiugnil: not clothes grade latex at least

[5:01 AM] rozzak_meh: latex....whos up for some bondage....

[5:02 AM] sunasmine: [I'm imaging it to be like those swin suits they wear at the olypics]

[5:02 AM] equius_zahhak: keep nuzzling while reaching for the zipper

[5:02 AM] sunasmine: ^

[5:02 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[5:02 AM] rozzak_meh: >

[5:02 AM] tsiugnil: (also don't take it all the way off, i think itll be sexier with it still on around her le

[5:02 AM] tsiugnil: gs or somesuch)

[5:02 AM] rozzak_meh: ^

[5:03 AM] plotospex: You continue to nuzzle Spitfire's candyvag with your horn, and lift your hoof away from he

[5:03 AM] sunasmine: [we'll need acess to her plot remember]

[5:03 AM] rozzak_meh: Wrap it around legs so she cant move

[5:03 AM] plotospex: r crotchboobs and towards the zipper. "Go ahead", she says encouragingly.

[5:03 AM] plotospex: What do

[5:03 AM] cloppyhooves: do

[5:03 AM] sunasmine: unzip

[5:03 AM] tsiugnil: [if it's around her legs it'll be like pulled down pants]

[5:03 AM] rozzak_meh: Pull latex to front hooves, making her not able to move

[5:04 AM] plotospex: (She has wings)

[5:04 AM] guest-21137 entered the room.

[5:04 AM] guest-21137 changed nickname to joeshmo101

[5:04 AM] sunasmine: [besides we want he on our sdie once we're done]

[5:04 AM] rozzak_meh: does she have a wingboner?

[5:04 AM] tsiugnil: too many appendages

[5:04 AM] rozzak_meh: maybe shes into that bondage stuff....

[5:04 AM] plotospex: Her wings are starting to stretch out in *WINGBONER* fashion.

[5:05 AM] tsiugnil: now we'll never get the latex off...

[5:05 AM] joeshmo101: Did I miss Spitfire?

[5:05 AM] plotospex: You unzip the uniform, but don't remove it yet. Her underside is exposed.

[5:05 AM] plotospex: What do

[5:05 AM] rozzak_meh: [put dick in wings NOW]

[5:05 AM] tsiugnil: flip her over?

[5:05 AM] tsiugnil: i can't see how we're getting the latex off

[5:05 AM] cloppyhooves: pull it back so it exposes her pony plot?

[5:05 AM] rozzak_meh: rub dick around her tummy, stimulating the area

[5:06 AM] sunasmine: not sexily anyways

[5:06 AM] equius_zahhak: flip her over and lick crotchboobs

[5:06 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[5:06 AM] joeshmo101: Ask if she has any advice

[5:06 AM] sunasmine: crotch boobs

[5:06 AM] tsiugnil: also try to expose ponyplot

[5:06 AM] joeshmo101: Can we find a knife or some scissors?

[5:06 AM] rozzak_meh: Do we have boner yet?

[5:07 AM] plotospex: Taking *SPITFIRE PONY* in your hooves, you gently turn her over - she's held up in the air

[5:07 AM] tsiugnil: ps we can cum inside the latex suit later and have her zip it back up

[5:07 AM] plotospex: slightly by her *WINGBONER*.

[5:07 AM] tsiugnil: locking the tasty cum inside

[5:07 AM] rozzak_meh: pour boiling water! NOW

[5:07 AM] plotospex: Your penis is growing erect, and you bend down to lick her crotchboobs, circling her

[5:07 AM] sunasmine: [make spitfire have our pony babies?]

[5:07 AM] plotospex: *PONY NIPPLES* with your tongue.

[5:07 AM] joeshmo101 left the room.

[5:08 AM] plotospex: *SPITFIRE PONY* sticks her tongue out at you sexily.

[5:08 AM] plotospex: What do?

[5:08 AM] rozzak_meh: [lol our penis wasnt erect, we are soooo gay]

[5:08 AM] tsiugnil: [hey man, maybe we're drunk]

[5:08 AM] equius_zahhak: do futa even have a default sexuality?

[5:08 AM] guest-21153 entered the room.

[5:08 AM] sunasmine: hoe exposed is plt?

[5:08 AM] sunasmine: how*

[5:08 AM] guest-21153 changed nickname to joeshmo101

[5:08 AM] rozzak_meh: drop your dick onto tongue

[5:08 AM] sunasmine: plot*

[5:08 AM] cloppyhooves: all ponies are bisexual, yo

[5:09 AM] rozzak_meh: ^true

[5:09 AM] tsiugnil: if we can't expose plot i think we should 69

[5:09 AM] plotospex: You managed to pull her suit back, exposing her *HOT SAUCE* pony genitals and plot.

[5:09 AM] rozzak_meh: we should take viagra...

[5:09 AM] joeshmo101: Also, we don't need pony boner, we DO have a candyvag

[5:09 AM] rozzak_meh: [why are her genitals so spicy yuck]

[5:10 AM] sunasmine: move from crathc boobs to spicy candy vag?

[5:10 AM] sunasmine: [damn english]

[5:10 AM] joeshmo101: Rub candyvagez togehter to create HOT PONY FRICTION

[5:10 AM] tsiugnil: i think he meant spicy like sexy, not flavor

[5:10 AM] equius_zahhak: make out with her while rubbing our ponypenis against her candyvag

[5:10 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[5:11 AM] rozzak_meh left the room.

[5:11 AM] plotospex: You lean down over Spitfire, rubbing your *HORSEDICK* against her candyvag. It's already m

[5:11 AM] tsiugnil: [ponydick?]

[5:11 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[5:11 AM] plotospex: oist, and there's surprisingly little friction. Your tongues enter each others' mouths, an

[5:12 AM] plotospex: d her *WINGBONER OF STEEL* means even your weight isn't pushing her down onto her back.

[5:12 AM] plotospex: ...

[5:12 AM] joeshmo101: [how did we seduce Spitfire? a transcript would be nice...]

[5:12 AM] equius_zahhak: insert that bugger seein' she's so wet already

[5:13 AM] sunasmine: wingboner of steel cements in that we're not gettign that suit off

[5:13 AM] tsiugnil: ask her to do wingboner pushups while you do her

[5:13 AM] plotospex: (We cheated and used *AROUSE*)

[5:13 AM] joeshmo101: Ask if she has scissors or a knife to get that suit off

[5:14 AM] joeshmo101: *assuming she wants it off

[5:14 AM] sunasmine: nah we can leave it on for now

[5:14 AM] sunasmine: let get ourselves in her

[5:14 AM] tsiugnil: i'm fine with it on

[5:14 AM] joeshmo101: Ask if she wants the suit on or off

[5:14 AM] equius_zahhak: http://pastebin.com/6M59dPHT

[5:14 AM] joeshmo101: [think about the lady]

[5:14 AM] plotospex: (You're also a lady)

[5:15 AM] tsiugnil: (a very special lady)

[5:15 AM] tsiugnil: (with a dick)

[5:15 AM] joeshmo101: [You're also the man in this relationship]

[5:16 AM] equius_zahhak: [now that you mention it we should probably seduce a colt as well]

[5:16 AM] plotospex: So, do we have consensus?

[5:16 AM] sunasmine: [maybe ceasar after?]

[5:16 AM] plotospex: Buck? Do something with suit?

[5:16 AM] equius_zahhak: put it in

[5:16 AM] sunasmine: buck

[5:16 AM] cloppyhooves: buck

[5:16 AM] joeshmo101: Go bwtween the suit and her genetalia

[5:17 AM] joeshmo101: *between

[5:17 AM] plotospex: Backing off slightly, you put the head of your *PONYSTAFF OF BUCKING +1* against Spitfire'

[5:17 AM] plotospex: s candyvag. "Come on", she says, and you drive it in. It slides in almost effortless, and

[5:18 AM] plotospex: she pulls you back down to resume making out. She reaches one hoof over to your candyvag,

[5:18 AM] equius_zahhak: she's bloody nimble

[5:19 AM] plotospex: and a second to carress all 4 involved *CROTCHBOOBS*.

[5:19 AM] plotospex: What do?

[5:19 AM] sunasmine: has to be, shes a sgadow bolt

[5:19 AM] joeshmo101: licku her wingboners

[5:19 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[5:19 AM] sunasmine: too far away

[5:19 AM] sunasmine: she facing us right?

[5:19 AM] tsiugnil: massage her wingboners?

[5:19 AM] sunasmine: ^

[5:19 AM] plotospex: Yeah, she's facing

[5:20 AM] sunasmine: massage then

[5:20 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[5:20 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[5:20 AM] plotospex: You lift your weight off your forehooves, driving yourself even deeper into Spitfire's can

[5:21 AM] plotospex: dyvag. Her wings grow even more stiff as you carress, lifing the two of you slightly furth

[5:21 AM] plotospex: er into the air. Spitfire has a look of ecstacy on her face.

[5:21 AM] plotospex: What do?

[5:21 AM] cloppyhooves: continue do?

[5:21 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[5:21 AM] sunasmine: ^

[5:21 AM] equius_zahhak: continue the makeouts while wingboner caressing?

[5:21 AM] joeshmo101: lick neck follwede by bite ear, while continue

[5:22 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[5:22 AM] sunasmine: equius^

[5:23 AM] plotospex: You continue to buck Spifire's candyvag and rub her wings, making them even stiffer. She t

[5:23 AM] plotospex: urns her head slightly, so that she can talk, and says in a adorable voice, "My plothole i

[5:23 AM] plotospex: s lonely." What do?

[5:24 AM] cloppyhooves: switch to plothole?

[5:24 AM] equius_zahhak: hoof it a bit then insert

[5:24 AM] joeshmo101: ask about toys

[5:24 AM] cloppyhooves: or is there something we can use as a toy

[5:24 AM] sunasmine: flip over and switch to plothole?

[5:24 AM] tsiugnil: toys

[5:24 AM] tsiugnil: grow a second ponydick

[5:24 AM] equius_zahhak: ^ w. Sun

[5:24 AM] sunasmine: [we should have kept one of bonpony's toys]

[5:24 AM] equius_zahhak: w/"

[5:25 AM] plotospex: Looking around, nothing in the room stands out as a toy. Maybe you could use a doorknob, b

[5:25 AM] plotospex: ut you're not sure how well that'd work.

[5:25 AM] cloppyhooves: what's in our basket again?

[5:25 AM] plotospex: *PASTRIES* and *CHEESE*.

[5:25 AM] sunasmine: i think we should avoid the door knob

[5:25 AM] cloppyhooves: dangit, nothing phallic

[5:26 AM] joeshmo101: pony dick in plot, hoof in candyvag

[5:26 AM] cloppyhooves: yeah, that works

[5:26 AM] sunasmine: we coulda grabbed a carrt from the kitch too lol

[5:26 AM] tsiugnil: can we use a pastry?

[5:26 AM] sunasmine: flip over yes/no?

[5:26 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[5:26 AM] joeshmo101: plot pastry lol

[5:26 AM] plotospex: The pastries aren't particularly sturdy.

[5:26 AM] plotospex: Some of the cheeses are hard, but they're not phallic and also they're cheese.

[5:26 AM] tsiugnil: y, pastries in candyvag?

[5:26 AM] joeshmo101: flip yes

[5:27 AM] sunasmine: no keep food for eating

[5:27 AM] tsiugnil: then we can eat pastries out of her later lol

[5:27 AM] plotospex: So, we're flipping *SPITFIRE PONY*?

[5:27 AM] sunasmine: and myabe offeringto Trixie or creasar pont later

[5:27 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[5:27 AM] sunasmine: y

[5:27 AM] tsiugnil: y

[5:27 AM] joeshmo101: y

[5:27 AM] guest-21220 entered the room.

[5:28 AM] plotospex: Withdrawing your *MAMMOTH HORSE ERECTION* from her candyvag, you turn Spitfire over and ma

[5:28 AM] guest-21220 left the room.

[5:28 AM] joeshmo101: [lol]

[5:28 AM] plotospex: nuever said *MAMMOTH HORSE ERECTION* into her plothole. Spitfire groans.

[5:29 AM] plotospex: Her *WINGBONER* is sticking straight up into the air.

[5:29 AM] plotospex: What do?

[5:29 AM] equius_zahhak: pound that plot

[5:29 AM] equius_zahhak: nuzzle neck as you do so

[5:29 AM] joeshmo101: buck her brains out while licking her wings and clopping her candyvag

[5:29 AM] sunasmine: buck her plot hole with pony erection and once settled, licku wingboner

[5:30 AM] sunasmine: also clop candyvag and crotchboobs

[5:30 AM] cloppyhooves: what joe said

[5:30 AM] cloppyhooves: what sunasmine said

[5:30 AM] plotospex: Crotchboobs are pressed into the floor right now

[5:30 AM] cloppyhooves: just candyvag, then

[5:30 AM] sunasmine: we'll have to get her polot into the air then

[5:30 AM] cloppyhooves: or that, yeah

[5:30 AM] tsiugnil: i thought we were on a bed

[5:30 AM] sunasmine: *plot

[5:31 AM] joeshmo101: tsiugnil is right, methinks

[5:31 AM] plotospex: Huh, I don't remember that

[5:31 AM] plotospex: (But okay, you're on a bed)

[5:31 AM] joeshmo101: confirm?

[5:32 AM] equius_zahhak: i thought we were doing it on the floor

[5:32 AM] cloppyhooves: yeah, I thought we were on the floor too

[5:32 AM] joeshmo101: either way, flip her on top of us

[5:32 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[5:32 AM] plotospex: (But *WINGBONER*)

[5:33 AM] equius_zahhak: we can still get at it if we go revers cowgirl

[5:33 AM] guest-21246 entered the room.

[5:33 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[5:33 AM] guest-21246 changed nickname to hermocrates

[5:33 AM] sunasmine: nah just pond her ponystyle

[5:33 AM] sunasmine: pound her*

[5:33 AM] hermocrates: Oh gods where have I been.

[5:33 AM] hermocrates: Who are we sexing up now?

[5:33 AM] sunasmine: [Spitfire]

[5:33 AM] joeshmo101: Spitfire

[5:33 AM] hermocrates: :)

[5:33 AM] joeshmo101: [That was IC, BTW]

[5:34 AM] plotospex: (So, are we /ponystyle or /flip or what?)

[5:34 AM] equius_zahhak: ponystyle

[5:34 AM] joeshmo101: flip

[5:34 AM] sunasmine: ponystyle

[5:35 AM] cloppyhooves: bring her up to ponystyle so we can plot, clop candyvag, licku wings, and rub crotchboobs

[5:35 AM] joeshmo101: winboners go in our [armpits?]

[5:35 AM] hermocrates: ponystyle

[5:35 AM] joeshmo101: ^ w/ ch

[5:35 AM] plotospex: Raising *SPITFIRE PONY* into a ponystyle position, you begin to buck her with the force of

[5:36 AM] hermocrates: [a thousand suns]

[5:36 AM] plotospex: 1000 suns. One of your forehooves wanders over to her candyvag, the other to her crotchboo

[5:36 AM] plotospex: bs, and your mouth to her wings. By now, your own *CANDYVAG* is thoroughly wet.

[5:37 AM] plotospex: what do

[5:37 AM] cloppyhooves: continue buck

[5:37 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[5:37 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[5:37 AM] sunasmine: ^

[5:37 AM] sunasmine: and licku wingboner

[5:37 AM] hermocrates: ^ and lick wings from base to tip and back

[5:37 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[5:38 AM] plotospex: You continue to buck, *SPITFIRE PONY*'s legs buckling with each powerful stroke. Your mout

[5:38 AM] plotospex: h wanders from the base of her wings to the tips and back, the wings so solid now that the

[5:39 AM] plotospex: y don't seem to bend in your mouth at all. Her *WINGBONER* begins throbbing, the movement

[5:39 AM] plotospex: making your head move with them. *SPITFIRE PONY* continues groaning and you ravage her pon

[5:39 AM] plotospex: yplot.

[5:39 AM] plotospex: What do

[5:39 AM] joeshmo101: bite the base of her wing firmly, but not so much it starts to turn her off

[5:40 AM] hermocrates: ^

[5:40 AM] sunasmine: ^

[5:40 AM] sunasmine: also start clopping her a little harder

[5:40 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[5:40 AM] plotospex: You bite the base of one of her wings, the unexpected sensation causing them to move insta

[5:41 AM] equius_zahhak: when she comes nuzzle her neck and go in for another kiss if the chance arises

[5:41 AM] plotospex: ntly to a horizontal position, and then back to pointing straight up. Combined with your h

[5:41 AM] plotospex: oof driving its way further into her candyvag, Spitfire moans as her front legs buckle onc

[5:41 AM] plotospex: e more.

[5:41 AM] plotospex: ...

[5:42 AM] cloppyhooves: take us to the finish?

[5:42 AM] joeshmo101: when she orgasms, bite down just a little hatder

[5:42 AM] joeshmo101: *harder

[5:42 AM] cloppyhooves: that is, continue pounding harder

[5:42 AM] sunasmine: ^cloppy

[5:42 AM] hermocrates: Also stimulate the other wing

[5:43 AM] joeshmo101: use unicorn powers to ^

[5:43 AM] hermocrates: ^

[5:43 AM] plotospex: Putting all your energy into it, you drive your penis into and out of her plot as fast as

[5:43 AM] plotospex: it'll go. You force her wings to move with your magic, the stimulation bringing Spitfire t

[5:44 AM] plotospex: o collapse to the ground in orgasm with a shriek. A second bite causes her wings to flutte

[5:44 AM] plotospex: r once again, before going limp.

[5:44 AM] plotospex: You still have a *MAMMOTH HORSE BONER*, but are near orgasm. What do?

[5:45 AM] equius_zahhak: pull out let her finish you off

[5:45 AM] hermocrates: She can clop or suck you off

[5:45 AM] joeshmo101: she's done, dude

[5:45 AM] hermocrates: But a gentleman never goes plot to mouth

[5:46 AM] joeshmo101: to the vag!

[5:46 AM] hermocrates: I say have her clop you off

[5:46 AM] sunasmine: if she's not done blow job, if shes done, finish in her plothole

[5:46 AM] sunasmine: or candy vag

[5:46 AM] joeshmo101: candyvag

[5:46 AM] plotospex: Candyvag?

[5:46 AM] hermocrates: clop

[5:46 AM] sunasmine: is she still with us?

[5:47 AM] hermocrates: She should still be able to clop us, right?

[5:47 AM] joeshmo101: I'm imagining a sex induced coma right now...

[5:47 AM] sunasmine: thats why i'm asking

[5:47 AM] plotospex: For the most part, but she's panting on the ground with yo dick in her butt

[5:47 AM] hermocrates: I'm seeing more a kind of euphoric relaxation, but still conscious

[5:47 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[5:47 AM] joeshmo101: that works

[5:47 AM] sunasmine: ask for blowjob/clop finish?

[5:47 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[5:48 AM] hermocrates: ^

[5:48 AM] joeshmo101: make her cum again by bucking her candyvag

[5:48 AM] equius_zahhak: pull out let her do what she feels like

[5:48 AM] sunasmine: we won't last long enough to make her cum again

[5:48 AM] plotospex: You pull out of Spitfire's plot (not before a few more strokes), before turning her over o

[5:49 AM] plotospex: nce again and putting your horse penis over her. She grabs it with her hooves, strokes it

[5:49 AM] plotospex: once, and then shoves it down her mouth as far as she can get it. Your unborn fillies wash

[5:49 AM] guest-21300 entered the room.

[5:49 AM] guest-21300 changed nickname to pax

[5:50 AM] pax: Salutations.

[5:50 AM] plotospex: down her throat, before she pulls out your *HORSECOCK* and brings you in for a kiss.

[5:50 AM] hermocrates: [greetings!]

[5:50 AM] plotospex: (Hey, we were just ClopRPG)

[5:50 AM] sunasmine: [heya]

[5:50 AM] pax: [welp]

[5:50 AM] plotospex: What do?

[5:50 AM] sunasmine: cuddle for a little bit

[5:50 AM] joeshmo101: snowballing!

[5:50 AM] hermocrates: ^

[5:51 AM] guest-21305 entered the room.

[5:51 AM] guest-21305 changed nickname to rozzak_meh

[5:51 AM] plotospex: You lie down on top of *SPITFIRE PONY*, and she uses her tongue to bring your fillies into

[5:51 AM] rozzak_meh: yall finish yet...

[5:51 AM] hermocrates: [:(]

[5:52 AM] rozzak_meh: [i guess not]

[5:52 AM] plotospex: your both. You share a tongue kiss, and a load of *TEA-FLAVORED HORSE SEMEN*.

[5:52 AM] rozzak_meh: [how long does it take to fuck spitfire, nice tea flavored]

[5:52 AM] plotospex: what do

[5:53 AM] hermocrates: Closed-mouth smile, then swallow.

[5:53 AM] sunasmine: now cuddle?

[5:53 AM] rozzak_meh: Walk away, give fake phone number...

[5:53 AM] hermocrates: cuddle

[5:53 AM] joeshmo101: suspend kiss, drip semen back into her mouth

[5:53 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[5:53 AM] joeshmo101: (swallow some)

[5:53 AM] hermocrates: ^

[5:53 AM] rozzak_meh: [jeez is no one else here pragmatic]

[5:53 AM] tsiugnil: [we need her]

[5:54 AM] rozzak_meh: [oh yah forgot]

[5:54 AM] joeshmo101: [she has wings...]

[5:54 AM] tsiugnil: [this is all a front]

[5:54 AM] rozzak_meh: [sexy wings.....]

[5:54 AM] plotospex: You swallow some of your *HORSE SEMEN*, and drop the rest back into her mouth. She winks a

[5:54 AM] plotospex: t you, before responding in kind and swallowing as well. "Delicious", she says.

[5:54 AM] tsiugnil: [PONY]

[5:54 AM] plotospex: ...

[5:54 AM] rozzak_meh: [ploto how much gold can we sell *HORSE SEMEN* for?]

[5:55 AM] sunasmine: cuddle while inquiring into her thoughts on NNM?

[5:55 AM] tsiugnil: all ponies are bisexual and nymphos, so there is no shortage of pony semen.

[5:55 AM] rozzak_meh: dammnit

[5:56 AM] rozzak_meh: Ask what she did on night mare night

[5:56 AM] joeshmo101: cuddle, enjoy the sound of mutual panting

[5:56 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[5:57 AM] rozzak_meh: [lol read "panting' as painting, I thought we were gonna paint something with semen]

[5:57 AM] plotospex: You roll over to your side, cuddling *SPITFIRE PONY*, the two of you simply looking at eac

[5:57 AM] hermocrates: [For the fun art that only shows up under UV]

[5:57 AM] plotospex: h other. She seems happy.

[5:57 AM] rozzak_meh: [lol]

[5:57 AM] plotospex: What do

[5:57 AM] rozzak_meh: [just got the uv]

[5:58 AM] rozzak_meh: Ask if she has any smokes...

[5:58 AM] sunasmine: now we have to get her on our side

[5:58 AM] rozzak_meh: and then promptly fall asleep

[5:58 AM] joeshmo101: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrblvj8NEs1r2r7jpo1_500.jpg pic related

[5:58 AM] equius_zahhak: [ask her opinion on NMM and if sympathetic to our cause where the mane6 are]

[5:58 AM] sunasmine: ^

[5:59 AM] hermocrates: [Oh yay, happy-sex cuddling!]

[5:59 AM] joeshmo101: ^, but do it subtly

[5:59 AM] rozzak_meh: We should fall asleep in the story and resume tomarrow :)

[5:59 AM] sunasmine: [thoughthe mane 6 are in the everfree]

[5:59 AM] equius_zahhak: [the forest is a big place]

[5:59 AM] plotospex: You *HAPPY-SEX CUDDLE SPITFIRE PONY*, and ask her: "The Sun. Was it worth it?"

[5:59 AM] sunasmine: [this is true]

[6:00 AM] plotospex: She looks at you, sadly. "Maybe. Maybe not. But I'd do anything to see it one more time."

[6:00 AM] plotospex: What do

[6:00 AM] hermocrates: [I missed the earlier RP of this, so I'm lost. No comment.]

[6:00 AM] sunasmine: tell her that you want to save equestria

[6:00 AM] rozzak_meh: [does anyone want me to make a map for the next cloprpg we do so you can folo along?]

[6:00 AM] tsiugnil: "Anything?"

[6:00 AM] equius_zahhak: kiss her, pause, "what if i said you could"

[6:01 AM] sunasmine: and that you caould use her help

[6:01 AM] joeshmo101: I want to see it again too...

[6:01 AM] tsiugnil: [isn't there a map of ponyville somewhere?]

[6:01 AM] rozzak_meh: Tell her she is a chicken....

[6:01 AM] joeshmo101: ^NO

[6:01 AM] sunasmine: leave out the part of your plan where you sex NMM of course

[6:01 AM] plotospex: So, asking for halp?

[6:01 AM] rozzak_meh: [yah but not a cloprpg map]

[6:02 AM] tsiugnil: bawk bawk bawk bawk

[6:02 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[6:02 AM] hermocrates: [Bwakaaak!]

[6:02 AM] sunasmine: yeah i think we're asking for spitfire's help

[6:02 AM] cloppyhooves: yeah, ask for halp

[6:02 AM] joeshmo101: make it subtle, but yes

[6:02 AM] rozzak_meh: OH spitfire heeeere spitfire.....

[6:02 AM] rozzak_meh: bwakaakk

[6:02 AM] hermocrates: Heeeeere spittyspittyspitty!

[6:02 AM] tsiugnil: I think we need to go with chicken

[6:03 AM] rozzak_meh: ^agreed

[6:03 AM] plotospex: Help or chicken?

[6:03 AM] sunasmine: help

[6:03 AM] rozzak_meh: chicken

[6:03 AM] hermocrates: Help

[6:03 AM] cloppyhooves: help

[6:03 AM] tsiugnil: we can't do both?

[6:03 AM] rozzak_meh: help chicken....

[6:03 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[6:03 AM] rozzak_meh: mock her in a way that makes her insecure

[6:03 AM] hermocrates: Help computer

[6:03 AM] sunasmine: lol

[6:03 AM] plotospex: "What if I said you could?" Spitfire smiles at you, and hugs you closer. "Then I'd be happ

[6:03 AM] plotospex: y to hear that. Ponies like us, we need to stick together."

[6:04 AM] rozzak_meh: [come on chicken....]

[6:04 AM] tsiugnil: awwwww

[6:04 AM] tsiugnil: bawk

[6:04 AM] plotospex: *SCORE*

[6:04 AM] plotospex: (Also call her chicken?)

[6:04 AM] tsiugnil: yyyyyy

[6:04 AM] hermocrates: N

[6:04 AM] rozzak_meh: yyyyy

[6:04 AM] tsiugnil: :(

[6:04 AM] sunasmine: we can find scoots later and do that

[6:04 AM] equius_zahhak: n

[6:04 AM] sunasmine: n

[6:04 AM] equius_zahhak: lol

[6:04 AM] rozzak_meh: [destroy self esteem plox]

[6:04 AM] plotospex: Okay, no chicken

[6:04 AM] plotospex: What do?

[6:04 AM] hermocrates: [How would people feel about this becoming fillycloprpg?]

[6:05 AM] tsiugnil: leave room without a transition

[6:05 AM] hermocrates: [Occasionally]

[6:05 AM] rozzak_meh: have her scout the everfree forest

[6:05 AM] equius_zahhak: ask her to see if she can find the mane6 while you finish up here

[6:05 AM] sunasmine: we either seduce another pont into helpingof go for the mane 6 or somthing else

[6:05 AM] rozzak_meh: [im only a fiddler for scoots]

[6:05 AM] equius_zahhak: and by finish up i mean shag NMM

[6:05 AM] tsiugnil: and by shag NMM you mean shag all the ponies

[6:05 AM] rozzak_meh: Have spitfire fly over the forest to find the location of nmm

[6:05 AM] guest-21350 entered the room.

[6:05 AM] cloppyhooves: isn't NMM here?

[6:05 AM] tsiugnil: nmm is in the castle

[6:05 AM] cloppyhooves: don't you mean the mane 6

[6:06 AM] sunasmine: nmm is in the castle a floor above us

[6:06 AM] rozzak_meh: The one pony to shag them all....

[6:06 AM] rozzak_meh: oh then the mane 6

[6:06 AM] guest-21350 left the room.

[6:06 AM] rozzak_meh: [Ecxited for Hobbit movie- random off topic]

[6:06 AM] plotospex: "*NIGHTMARE PONY* made a huge deal a while back about imprisoning them, saying they were w

[6:06 AM] plotospex: itches. What do you need them for?"

[6:06 AM] plotospex: what say

[6:07 AM] tsiugnil: [we should have a ClopRPG where ponysex has been banned, it'll make everything so challeng

[6:07 AM] tsiugnil: ing.]

[6:07 AM] joeshmo101: [This is one of the few chats where the guests don't stay guests for long...]

[6:07 AM] rozzak_meh: CHICKEN!

[6:07 AM] cloppyhooves: "They can help us bring the sun."

[6:07 AM] sunasmine: ^

[6:07 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[6:07 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[6:07 AM] rozzak_meh: fuck the sun we wanna fuck the mane 6?

[6:07 AM] tsiugnil: we'll get to that

[6:07 AM] rozzak_meh: (syntax fail)

[6:07 AM] sunasmine: i wana shag nightmare pony

[6:07 AM] tsiugnil: they can only bring the sun back when horny enough

[6:07 AM] rozzak_meh: i dont

[6:07 AM] joeshmo101: There's a method to our collective maddness

[6:08 AM] rozzak_meh: +10 hornieness?

[6:08 AM] plotospex: "Ave Solaris", Spitfire says. You're not sure if that's how Latin works but it sounds cool

[6:08 AM] sunasmine: [lol]

[6:08 AM] plotospex: She opens her window. "Should I go now?"

[6:08 AM] joeshmo101: Repeat it back

[6:08 AM] tsiugnil: slap her on the flank and say yes

[6:08 AM] equius_zahhak: ^

[6:08 AM] sunasmine: sned her to look for the mane 6, but kiss her first

[6:08 AM] joeshmo101: Go. Find them and tell them there is hope

[6:08 AM] sunasmine: on the flank

[6:09 AM] rozzak_meh: Call her a chicken and say "get to it"

[6:09 AM] hermocrates: what sunasmine said

[6:09 AM] joeshmo101: Agree, but not on the flank

[6:09 AM] tsiugnil: grab her in a tight embrace, grab her plot, kiss her, and say "totally babe"

[6:09 AM] rozzak_meh: ^^

[6:09 AM] hermocrates: ^

[6:09 AM] joeshmo101: ^workable

[6:09 AM] sunasmine: agree, workable

[6:10 AM] rozzak_meh: say that was suuuum greeeeattt seeex honey

[6:10 AM] tsiugnil: if you have improvements, go for it

[6:10 AM] rozzak_meh: [using a douchbag tone]

[6:10 AM] hermocrates: [BTW it's solarem, objective case]

[6:10 AM] plotospex: You kiss *SPITFIRE PONY* and grab her plot, before putting on your best Duke Nukem voice a

[6:10 AM] sunasmine: caould say somthing like "I'll see you soon"

[6:10 AM] tsiugnil: i was kinda going for lulz

[6:10 AM] plotospex: nd saying, "Totally babe."

[6:10 AM] joeshmo101: Rozzak has alcohol in his/her system

[6:10 AM] plotospex: Her window open, she flies out into the darkness.

[6:10 AM] rozzak_meh: [i usually do late on clopchat]

[6:11 AM] hermocrates: [Why don't we all have alcohol in our systems?]

[6:11 AM] joeshmo101: Watch her, see if she looks back

[6:11 AM] sunasmine: [no money for booze]

[6:11 AM] tsiugnil: [because only have ramen and don't want to die]

[6:11 AM] equius_zahhak: To the Third Floor!

[6:11 AM] plotospex: *YOU HAVE ENOUGH SEXP