why would this make a great cross over anime?



makoto: DON'T WORRY RUBY, WE HAVE HOPE WE'LL NEVER LOSE.

Ruby: RIGHT.

cinder: hmm, look at you fools.

junko: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, OUR DESPAIR WILL TAKE OVER YOUR SCHOOLS.

Ruby: WE HAVE SHIPS

every ruby character: YEAH

makoto: WAIT WAIT WAIT. what?

ruby: huh.

makoto: you mean boats?

ruby: no ships...you don't know about ships?

makoto: I'm sorry what.

junko: whats going on.

makoto: FUCK OFF JUNKO WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING! WHATS A SHIP?

ruby: its when two people are put together as a couple by the community and are given a name. like me and Weiss are called "white rose", me and jaune "Lancaster", and me and blake "lady bug".

makoto: that sounds...WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

ruby: HEY DON'T HATE ON OUR SHIPS!!!

makoto: DO YOU HAVE A SHIP WITH YOUR SISTER?

ruby: yes, we are called..."strawberry sunrise".

makoto: THATS FUCKED UP, AND THATS INCEST.

ruby: its just a ship, it may or may not happen, plus its harmless.

makoto: NO, IT ISN'T. AND HAVE YOU TWO KISSED?

ruby: NEVER SHE'S MY SISTER, I COULD NEVER DO THAT.

makoto: WHY AREN'T YOU AGAINTS SHIPS IF ITS LIKE THIS?

RUBY: THEY'RE HARMLESS.

makoto: really? then why is, EVERYONE MAKING OUT OVER THERE?

ruby: you're just not creative.

yang: hey sis *kissing someone*, SOMEONE MAKING FUN OF US.

makoto: HEY WHY DON'T YOU MAKE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER, BE THE SUNRISE TO HER STRAWBERRY.

ruby: NEAGI THATS FUCKED UP, STOP.

makoto: ALL OF YOU ARE KISSING IN A BATTLE FIELD!

ruby: ITS BETTER THAN A BUNCH OF MESSED UP HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS KILLING EACH OTHER. YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL A BEAR.

makoto: FOR THE LAST TIME. SEALED DOORS, TRAPS, PSYCHO BEAR, WEAPONS, IDIOTS AND CRAZY ASS SECRETS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRUSTED PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THERS NO HOPE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHO YOU LOVE.

ruby: well then don't make fun of our SHIPS. AND YOUR JUST JELOUS THAT SOME OF US CAN GET BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS.

makoto: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND HOPE. YOU KNOW WHAT...



arguing in the background



junko: are they arguing about the killing game and...ships? this isn't hope, HECK, this isn't despair, its just...rambling.

cinder: yes, it is...wanna do...

junko: I PREFER MY WOMEN WITH A LITTLE MORE TESTASTURONE, A SMALLER CHEST AND SHOTER HAIR THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

cinder; REALLY? A PSYCHO LIKE YOU, HAS CLASS, WHO HAS A DESPAIR FETISH?

junko: IM NOT GAY!

cinder: NEITHER AM I!

junko: BUT YOU JUST! SO ARE BI?

cinder: ITS, A, SHIP, GET, OVER, IT!!!!

junko: dear lord, for the first time I agree with makoto.

MAKOTO: HEY YOU RED NAILED HORES.

junko and cinder: WE'RE IN THE MIDLE OF A CONVERSATION!!!

ruby: ok we settled out differences. we decide that ships are cool and the killing game was totally torturous and was terrible. so you too have to be taken out.



(just for the record I have nothing against ships, I was only making a joke, some of them are cool, and I know why some were made, I respect the entire RWBY fan base, I wasn't implying a message. this was only to make a hilarious scene)



then a battle happened, hope won, a bunch of ships happened the end.