NYPOST - Ariana Grande might want to double-check WebMD before she starts tweeting about medical issues. The “Sweetener” singer slammed Barstool Sports on Thursday after it tweeted out an article titled, “Does Pete Davidson Have Butthole Eyes?” Grande responded, “Y’all do kno this man has an auto immune disease …… right? ….. like you do understand what you’re doing when u do this right? jus wanna make sure.” Davidson was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease when he was a teenager. While it was a valiant effort to try to defend her fiancé, Grande is wrong. According to Dr. Albert Knapp, a top gastroenterologist in New York City, Crohn’s disease doesn’t cause eyes that are sunken, or what’s now known as “butthole eyes.” “The reason they’re sunken is because people with Crohn’s disease can sometimes become dehydrated,” Knapp told Page Six on Friday. “But when you rehydrate, they return to normal. Crohn’s disease does not directly cause eyes that look sunken in.”

As many of you already know last night one of our intrepid bloggers Uncle Chaps made a sage observation that Pete Davidson had Butthole Eyes. This comment angered his current girlfriend Ariana Grande who came back at Uncle Chaps claiming that Pete Davidson’s butthole eyes were the result of suffering from Crohn’s Disease. Well the medical community has spoken. There is in fact no connection between butthole eyes and Crohn’s Disease. Ariana Grande spoke out of turn. She did not have the medical nor scientific background to comment on such issues. Pete Davidson’s eyes look like buttholes because he doesn’t drink enough water plain and simple. She tried to besmirch the impeccable reputation of Barstool Sports and our 15 years of internet journalism. Thankfully she did not get away with it. Today I’m proud to call myself a colleague and friend of Uncle Chaps and proud to say I work at Barstool Sports. And I can promise you this. As long as I’m at the helm of this pirate ship making fun of Butthole Eyes and every other physical trait of celebrities will be allowed.*

It took 15 years but thanks to Butthole Eyes the mainstream media has finally realized we are always on the right side of the law. So to quote Kevin Malone….It’s just nice to win one

*Except Rihanna being fat