If you are planning on storming Area 51 this week, aliens inside are planning to eat those who try. A leaked report says, a human feast is in the works for the captive aliens, and the menu includes people.

Human Brisket, Human Chops, Human Burgers, Human Fajita’s, and Human Kabob’s are all potential dishes to be served.

The report makes statements about how the Aliens came to earth to eat humans. On their home planet, they have fast food places dedicated to frying up humans.

The military does not have the infrastructure to house those arrested. It has been made clear that those who try to enter the secret military installation will face extreme consequences, even death.

Aliens inside the base are excited for the potential meal. According to the report they laugh at the memes on the internet about what you will do when you get your alien. It goes on to say, it should say What Will The Aliens Do, When They Get Their Human.

It is not clear if the military will be cooking those arrested for the Aliens. Most likely they will be fed to the Aliens over the course of a few weeks, and those who are eaten will die a slow and painful death.

Fact or fiction, this report should be a deterrent to enter the base on September 20th.