Republicans Retreat To Reassess and Figure Out How to Talk to Negroes and People With Lady Parts

Republican lawmakers have gathered in Williamsburg, Va., to consider their political past (not so rosy) and future (probably ditto), and attend seminars like "What Happened and Where Are We Now?" (good question!) and "Successful Communication with Minorities and Women" - the last held in the Burwell Plantation Room, named for a fine old slave-owning family and located on the site of a fine old slave plantation. Presumably, breakout sesssions will include do's and dont's on nappy hair and how to distinguish from illegitimate rape and actual maybe-this-is-not-okay rape.

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