Speculation about the true author of such memorable tweets as “Drew Peterson borrowed our Weed Wacker 7 years ago. I guess we ain't getting that back,” and “My 3 meanest sisters work TSA at Midway and there’s a good chance they’ve screamed at you,” and dozens more that we could never print in a family newspaper, has been rife for months. Some even suggested that the tweets were coming from inside the Tribune Tower. But folks, nobody here is that funny — that’s Hollywood-level laughs.