QUEEN ELSA

VERSUS

PRINCESS MERIDA

BEGIN!

Elsa:

Hey nice hair

Ms. Curly ass fro

You’re out of control

Mine is slick like the snow



Your right it’s petty to just

focus on your look

Should we focus on talent

'cause we know you can't cook



Go ahead and threaten me with your

little wooden weapon

But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’

Up on your turf ‘cause I’m

straight rippin’ from Narnia

And if you walk out the door now

I promise no harm to ye’.

Merida:

That’s rich

coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch

I don’t even need my bow

to deal with this sitch’

I didn’t realise you started rapping

'cause I thought we kept it classy

With the noises coming out your mouth

I thought it was your sister being gassy!

You’ll destroy yourself

by keepin’ everything inside

Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause

your sick in the mind!

Both parents are dead!

Now you’re ill in the head -

If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -

Hair! Cause you changed your sis

Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this



To be upstaged by we the new dominate race

I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.

Elsa:

Don’t pop your top

you unreasonable scot

If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not

turned your mom to a bear

how the hell is that fair?

At least when I try and change people

I only change their hair!

If you say you can go change your fate

But I know the only reason you say you can

Is cause you suck at choosing a date!

Merida:

Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght

'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!

And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!

Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham

Not an actual royal specimen like I am.

And now you understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so

take my solemn advice dear.

And let it go.

WHO WON

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!