There was a man who one daydidnt feel like going to church sohe decided to go hunting instead.He was out in the bush when hewas aproched from behind by abear. He dropped his gun byaccident but didnt bother to pickit up.He ran for his life. Weaving in andout the trees with the bear onhis trail. Curving around a treehe triped over its root.He looked up and the bearlooked down. The bear wasabout to strike at him. He puthis hands together and prayed:"Dear lord, Please let this bearbe a christian."the bear sat down on its bumand held the mans hands, closedhis eyes and said: "Dear lord,Thank you for the food that i amabout to recieve"