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One Nation Senator and self-appointed Minister for National and International Conspiracy Theories Malcolm Roberts, has today announced that he’ll be taking leave for the next couple of weeks.

Heading off on ‘the trip of a lifetime,’ the Queensland Senator says he plans to storm Area 51.

Area 51, is a remote and highly classified part of Edwards Air Force Base in Nevada, and has long captured the attention of conspiracy theorists because of the intense secrecy surrounding its purpose.

Conspiracists like Roberts, believe that there may be aliens or alien technology hidden within the barbed wire fences in Nevada.

With the blessing of his leader, whose trying to wedge herself into the Uluru Climbing Ban debate, Roberts said he plans to join the hundreds of thousands of others attending a Facebook event to storm area 51 and ‘see them aliens.’

“I’m meeting with the NRA while I’m over there to see if they can help me out with some gear to get the job done,” said the excited climate change denier and flat earth ideologue.

“For too long the US military have kept the aliens from us, and now is the time to reveal them to the world.”

Roberts then became visibly defensive when asked why he wanted to see the aliens so badly.

“Just because,” said the angry anti-vaxxer.

“I don’t know what you are insinuating,” he then said following barely a seconds silence from us.

“Not because I want to bed with an alien or anything if that’s what you are getting at.”

Before we could say anything, the controversial Senator stormed off to get ready for his trip.