Jamie: You should apologise to him, Sassenach.

You should apologise to him, Sassenach. Claire: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the woman you fell in love with! Posted 2 days ago on September 22 with 70 notes

Claire: If you like looking at butts so much, why don't you look in a mirror?

If you like looking at butts so much, why don't you look in a mirror? Jamie: Oh, thank God you finally said it. I saw you write that down on a notepad three hours ago. Posted 3 days ago on September 21 with 78 notes

"Sorry I told you about my trauma, do you still think I’m hot?" Jamie Fraser Posted 2 weeks ago on September 5 with 74 notes

Claire: Why is your back all scratched up?

Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to Jamie chasing a raccoon after Claire told him to leave it alone]

Jamie: ....I'm....having an affair Posted 2 weeks ago on September 4 with 97 notes

John: For your information, most people that meet me don't know that I'm gay.

For your information, most people that meet me don't know that I'm gay. Jamie: Blind and deaf people know you're gay.

Blind and deaf people know you're gay. Claire: Dead people know you're gay. Posted 3 weeks ago on September 4 with 102 notes

"Pfft, the one with two dads is the one with daddy issues? Explain that logic." Brianna Fraser Posted 1 month ago on August 18 with 38 notes

Jamie: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small. Claire: I would say infinitesimally.

I would say infinitesimally. Young Ian: Yes, and I would say teenily weenily. We all know words. Posted 1 month ago on August 17 with 96 notes

Claire: I'm 48 years old, Jamie. I'm not getting any younger.

I'm 48 years old, Jamie. I'm not getting any younger. Jamie: Really? Because in that last sentence, you just became 3 years younger. Posted 1 month ago on August 5 with 84 notes

"I don’t like to label everything in my medicine cabinet. You’d never have any surprises." Claire Fraser Posted 1 month ago on August 4 with 60 notes

Jamie: Lord, give me patience.

Lord, give me patience. Claire: Shouldn't it be "Lord, give me strength?"

Shouldn't it be "Lord, give me strength?" Jamie: If I had more strength, they would all be dead. Posted 1 month ago on August 3 with 93 notes