Will Greenlee

will.greenlee@tcpalm.com

A 44-year-old man told deputies a woman he sometimes has sex with fell out of bed.

She said she sprayed hot sauce and mustard all over the place.

What could be called the case of the condiment spewing friend with benefits went down about 11:20 p.m. Aug. 27 in Vero Beach, an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report states.

The 44-year-old man said the woman, 34, was staying the night and fell off the bed, injuring herself.

“(He) stated that he doesn’t live with (her) but she comes over from time to time to have sex with him,” the report states.

He said there was no physical altercation and had no injuries.

As for the 34-year-old woman, she wasn’t wearing clothes and appeared “extremely intoxicated.”

She said they’d been drinking and that he struck her in the face.

“Initially (she) stated that the injury she sustained to her right eye was from (his) fist,” a report states.

“(She) then changed her story stating that she was struck by (him) and fell off of the bed striking her forehead on the tile.”

Mustard and hot sauce of unspecified brands were all over the floor and walls.

She said she lost her temper and sprayed the condiments around.

She wanted deputies out of there and didn’t want to press charges.

Both were separated for the evening.