Emma Watson is naked and her photos are on this page. Yes, you read that right. Before your brains explode, calm down and read on to find out more about this amazing turn of events. You’re in for a real treat.

So you’ve been wanting to see Hermione Granger nude for the longest time. You’re not alone. The entire internet is thirsty for Emma Watson. And rightfully so. This is a gorgeous, sexy and intelligent woman we all would love to date. She’s down-to-earth, funny and sophisticated.

And she’s a real feminist comfortable with her sexuality. Stop slamming her for showing off her tits! You’re just jealous of Emma, aren’t you?

Half the women criticizing Emma Watson probably haven’t done as much to advance Women’s Rights. Just look at this highly literate specimen of charismatic femininity:

You might recall that after making the above speech to the UN, hackers threatened to release her nude photos online. Apparently, they were intimidated by her cute bubbly resolve to combat gender inequality.

“I knew it was a hoax. I knew the pictures didn’t exist,” she told an interviewer during a HeForShe webcast. “But I think a lot of people that were close to me knew gender equality was an issue but they didn’t really think it was that urgent or particularly, you know, ‘We live in Great Britain. This is a thing of that past.’ … And then when they saw that the minute I stepped up and talked about women’s rights, I was immediately threatened — I mean, in less than 12 hours I was receiving threats.” “So I think it was just a wake-up call of, ‘Oh, this is like a real thing, it’s really happening now. Like now,'” she said. “Women are receiving threats in all sorts of different forms. That was just one specific one. If anything, it made me so much more determined. I was just raging. It made me so angry that I was just like … ‘This is why I have to be doing this!’ … So if anything, it actually, if they were trying to put me off it, they did the opposite.”

Leaked Nude Photos of Emma Watson – March 2017

On March 15th 2017, private photos of Emma Watson were leaked online. They were first seen at 4chan, an anonymous message board and showed up on some parts of Reddit. Her publicist confirmed that the photos were a couple of years old and came from a clothes fitting with a stylist. She also took special care to mention that “they are not nude photos”.

The set of leaked photos also included several shots of a woman sitting naked in a bathtub revealing her breasts. The pictures do not include the woman’s face so there’s no way to absolutely confirm if they were nude photos of Emma Watson.

After some careful analysis of tiny moles, several internet geniuses have confirmed that they were indeed photos of a very naked Emma. If the moles match, it’s her. Or so they shouted from the bottom of their basement.

What? You demand to see Emma Watson nude? You are not satisfied? Goddammit. Here are some naughty pictures we found. Bet you didn’t know she did so many secret nude photoshoots for underground fashion magazines no one ever heard of. You’ve NEVER seen her like this.

It’s so unlike the Emma Watson we know. Probably because the authenticity of these photos are umm… highly debatable. To say the very least.

Emma, if you’re looking at this page and shaking your head… we’re sorry.