Yellow Diamond.

yikes, what does she want this time? i came here to grab something, not delete malicious IE toolbars

oh

its actually just one of her weird “intimidating” business advertisements, a cardboard cutout of her silhouette. how ominous

oh yeah, thats Jaspurr, one of our cats

and Jaspurr, the other cat

aaand Jasper, unfortunately.

We’re more or less adopted and housed here, “mom” just seems like most applicable term

though luckily i got to move next door after she noticed the lapeep situation



speaking of which…