So, this arrived at a point where I'd completely forgotten that I had swap packages coming (its rare, but it happens!), so I was ecstatic when I got a "surprise" package on Friday from my postie. I was confused at first, not knowing what it was because "I didn't order anything this big!"... but I squealed when I saw "garden gnome" on the customs package.

I ripped open the envelope. And then the box. And then the styrofoam in the box... to find... A NAUGHTY DANCING GARDEN GNOME. She is AMAZING, seriously just wonderful! Thank you to my Secret Santa, whose identity is still unknown to me. This is amazing. I have named her Heidi and she sits on a shelf near my desk and makes me insanely happy!