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The gaffer isn't happy as abstractions impact on resources again

00:00 - 00:03 It's not a big area to cover

00:04 - 00:05 The beats are all easily accessible by foot

00:05 - 00:07 They can walk to them

00:08 - 00:12 We've no vehicles, they're all in the garage, fucked

00:12 - 00:15 They get on the buses for free though

00:17 - 00:19 So they can get around..

00:19 - 00:21 Lots of cops on the street, excellent

00:24 - 00:26 Gaffer....

00:27 - 00:28 Ops Planning....

00:31 - 00:33 Ops Planning have fucked us again with abstractions

00:34 - 00:36 Abstractions coming out our arses

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone get a jog on apart from SDU, Resource Management, CP Inspector and the Federation

01:13 - 01:15 Are you fucking kidding me?!

01:15 - 01:17 All I fucking want, is some fucking cops on the fucking beat

01:18 - 01:23 I could shit more cops than you lot can give me

01:25 - 01:28 Walk around the streets.. Prossies do it better than us

01:29 - 01:31 This is giving me a fucking hernia

01:31 - 01:34 What is it this time? Football? Fucking football?

01:34 - 01:37 Parades? Those marching fannies?

01:37 - 01:40 You don't see us covering the Scouts when they march for fuck sake!

01:40 - 01:42 Gaffer, it's the European Championships

01:42 - 01:46 I FUCKING OWN EUROPE!

01:46 - 01:48 Gaffer, it's nice family events!

01:48 - 01:52 Then why the fuck are we there?!

01:53 - 01:54 Hospitality!

01:56 - 01:57 Some pipped arsehole

01:57 - 02:00 Sitting in free seats drinking free drink!

02:00 - 02:03 Whilst my cops CR queues grow fucking beards!

02:04 - 02:08 Then there's no fucking cars to get about in!

02:08 - 02:13 Who took the backhander to buy this shitbox fleet!? I'll punch him in his fucking vagina!

02:14 - 02:16 I swear to christ my heart's about to explode

02:17 - 02:21 A fucking five year old shitting on the potty achieves more than you lot!

02:27 - 02:29 I've got a fucking stitch now

02:30 - 02:34 My chest is so fucking tight, I swear to fuck

02:34 - 02:36 You're going to be the death of me

02:41 - 02:42 Policing....

02:43 - 02:47 I've seen kiddy fiddling prisoners get more freedom than our guys

02:48 - 02:53 We hand them a big pile of administrative cluster fuck and say 'Sort it'

02:54 - 02:56 Then we kick 'em in the knackers

02:56 - 02:59 I've seen less restraints in a Dominatrix's dungeon

03:00 - 03:02 At least she didn't shaft me like you lot!

03:04 - 03:07 You didn't know he wanted it.. it's okay..

03:14 - 03:16 Well, we've still got options

03:19 - 03:23 We can get all the wasters in departments out in uniform..

03:25 - 03:26 CID too...

03:31 - 03:33 I think...It's a good plan..

03:40 - 03:46 You'd almost think that operational policing wasn't actually our priority

03:46 - 03:49 compared to some of the shit we do