Hello there fellow gamers, after the supposed "failure" that was my review of the masterpiece Farcry 2, i came to the conclusion that i would need expert help on writing my next video game review, so i brought in the legendary steam reviewer Sam Porter Bridges, or as you might know him, Waterguy, who is famous for having review Farris. So with our powers combined we are hopefully able to give this Turkish game a review fit for the ages. The game takes place in a land of five factions, who are all in constant war for throne of Calradia. The five factions are as follows: The Kingdom of The Nords, The Kingdom Of Swadia, The Kingdom of the Rhodoks, The Khergit Khanate, The Kingdom of The Vaegirs and The Sarranid Sultanate. The Kingdom od The Nords is the most glorious faction in the game, under the rule of King Ragnar the red they will crush the Swadian filth and take over the frozen castles of the gopnik Vaegirs. They do not use horses because they are honorable who fight man to man and do not cover behind a smelly steed. The Nord Huscarls will roll over the battlefield crushing everything in their path like a dampveivalser. In the cold, harsh region where the faction originates you will not run into virgin forest bandits, but rather the chad sea raiders, who will defiantly drink from your skull. Next up are the Swadians, who are to Calradia what Nazi Germany was for Europe, expect the part where they actually conquer territory. Being ruled by King Harlaus, a man who would rather hold feasts than go to war, and who will defiantly sit back in his castle munching butter at the same time as his vassal villages are being pillaged and looted. Being placed right in the middle of all the other factions, the Swadians are likely to be the first faction to be destroyed, but that's not necessarily a bad thing if you catch my drift.

