Welcome to The Leftist Psych Ward of 2017. Careful as you walk down the halls. Some of them bite. Though it's the incessant screaming that's most likely to make you bleed. From the ears. Sit down and laugh cry at the travesty of those stricken by "Leftist Fantasy Outrage Syndrome."

1. Deranged Democratic Lawmaker

First, a classic case of panic disorder via neurosis. Earlier this year, a county legislator was pulled over on her way to a "job interview." Probably at a hookah lounge. Tragically, she suffers from PTSD. The kind that comes from talking to overly patient police officers.

2. Psychosis Suffering Ashely Judd

Next, a psychotic episode by never-to-be Senator Ashley Judd. This episode happened at the Women's March last January.

3. Depressed Jimmy Kimmel

Now that we've given great examples of a panic disorder and a psychotic episode, time to switch gears to manic depression. Otherwise known as bipolar disorder. Otherwise known as Jimmy Kimmel.

Before this year, Kimmel was just an obnoxious suck-up with a few good jokes. This year, I've seen the dummy cry more than my puberty-stricken, ugly teen cousin. It's okay, she knows she's ugly. My cousin does too.

2. Narcissistic Justin Trudeau

From bipolar disorder, we move to a classic example of destructive narcissism. Justin "I feel pretty" Trudeau is so concerned with earning virtue points, he brings violent ISIS killers back into his country. Bowing with a maple syrup brandy as an offering.

Borrowing a cue from Kimmel, he also cries. Not over the babies he's so passionate about aborting (see Justin Trudeau’s Puts Abortion Not Terrorism at Center of Foreign Policy). He cries instead over a rockstar. A dead Canadian rock star.

1. Raging Lunatic Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie could easily be one of the most archived persons in our writing this year:

Some highlights? There was that time she admitted to knowing about Spacey's pervy ways.

Or the time she broke federal law by bribing senators with fat stacks of sweaty cash. Because she knew sexual favors would be a no go.

Then she told Ben Shapiro to "Suck my d*ck" in a tweet which she later deleted. Because THAT was the line.

Rosie before and after an SJW feminist overdose.

Don't do progressivism, kids.

It could lead to things like this:

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