I blame Aaron Bertrand (b/t) and Kevin Kline (b/t). Aaron who posted a great #BackToBasics blog about naming stored procedures and Kevin who tweeted about it.

It’s not my fault. I had to be sarcastic. I had to mention the correct naming standard for stored procedures.

usp_DBAName_GUID_purpose_GUID2_createdate_VersionNumber

It’s certainly not my fault I made a flip comment about emoji’s in SQL Server. It’s entirly Aaron’s for showing me it could be done. But now I just have to use them.

Introducing my new comment block.

I copied and pasted the emoji’s from here. Oh, and here is my new test database.

CREATE DATABASE [😺&🐯&🐻o🙋]

You can see how it’s all Aaron and Kevin’s fault right?

Edit:

Ok, this seemed like an important quick addition to this post:

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