17: There beith over 10% of the population thinks Elvis is alive. That is why though shouldst not sayeth, "Can people be that stupid?" Because they can!





19: Maketh new years resolution to not have a new years resolution, that beith the best way!





20: Serveth you right for getting drunk.







21: I haveth one word, and it starts with bitch!





BTW, whereth be 18?

