"Pyrrha."

"Yes, Ruby?"

"I have an idea." Pyrrha set down her book and glanced down at her much smaller girlfriend who was cuddled against her shoulder.

"…an idea on what?" Pyrrha caved and asked after a few seconds.

"On what game to play today~" The creeping smile that was stretching Ruby's lips was either a very, very bad thing or a very, very good thing.

"What do you have in mind?"

"Weeeell," Ruby rocked in her seat for a moment, clearly excited over it, "do you trust me?"

"Of course," Pyrrha responded without missing a beat. "I trust you completely."

"So what if I told you that you'll figure out the game as it happens?"

"That's… intriguing, but what's the game going to b- hnnhh!" Pyrrha never got a chance to finish her sentence as Ruby's lips urgently pressed against her own, silencing her.

And just like that, the 'game' was afoot.

Except Pyrrha had no idea what the game was; is it who is the better kisser? That didn't make a whole lot of sense, seeing as there was literally no way to judge that sort of thing – its not like we could compare whose's lips are more, um… skilled. The implications of what skill could mean only clouded Pyrrha's mind further, as Ruby pressed and pressed against her.

Finding out the rules of the game was a lost cause, as Pyrrha came to the conclusion that she was overthinking it, especially since trying to figure it out meant not paying attention to her girlfriend, who was doing her best to make her lose her perception of time. And so, Pyrrha let Ruby take control, deciding to just see how this played out.

Slender arms were wrapped around the back of Pyrrha's neck, as Ruby pulled herself up – something that Pyrrha only helped along by pulling her small girlfriend up to eye level with considerable ease. Sometimes the kisses were gentle, sometimes they were forceful, yet Ruby kept coming back for more. And more. And more. All of which, Pyrrha was happy to provide.

Quite suddenly, Pyrrha realized that Ruby was looming over her, pushing her almost onto her back, her silver eyes glinting with something other than lust and love – smug, smug victory. It was in that moment that the taller redhead came to the understanding that letting Ruby push her over anymore would be a bad thing.

Pushing back, that is, stopping her descent to the floor and in turn, righting herself took away that glint of victory and replaced it with panic. It was only then that Pyrrha had an epiphany about what the game actually was.

Whoever could top, would win.

Pyrrha smiled and silver eyes darted around frantically. The jig was up.

In terms of pure strength, Ruby was no match against Pyrrha, and both of them knew it as the redhead with arms thick with muscles the size of her girlfriend's thighs started to push the smaller one back. And back. Pyrrha's arms went from pulling Ruby to her, to wandering up her back, no longer aiding the smaller girl…

And that was when Ruby struck.

Her hands deftly uncoiled from Pyrrha's neck and grabbed the bottom of her tank-top, the one that Ruby had bought her for her just last weekend with a rose on it, and pulled it up. With perfect timing, her lips pulled away from Pyrrha's, a trail of saliva hanging between them before fabric cut it and went over her face. Which, in turn, wrenched her arms away from Ruby's back, trapping them with the clothing above Pyrrha's head.

Just like that, the tables had turned, as Ruby took the initiative, pushing Pyrrha back down again, her legs coming to either side of the tall redhead's waist, pinning her in place. The solution for this was obvious, Pyrrha could easily break the thin piece of fabric binding her arms, except; Ruby gave that to me as a gift, I can't ruin it! It was a sentiment that Ruby knew Pyrrha had, making the ploy all the more devious.

Yet, even under the handicap, Pyrrha wasn't one to be counted out so easily – the Invincible Girl didn't lose. With the full weight of her girlfriend pressing down on her, Pyrrha stopped her descent and slowly, ever so slowly, started to push Ruby back by sheer force of will.

Except Ruby still had a trick or two up her sleeves.

It was such a small trick too, something so devious and underhanded that Pyrrha was caught completely unaware as Ruby gently nibbled on her bottom lip, causing her concentration to break as a happy noise spilled forth from her lips…

…and Pyrrha's back touched the ground.

Pyrrha's struggling ended, as Ruby pulled back, a smug smile lighting up her face. "I won!"

"…that wasn't fair…" Pyrrha pouted as Ruby pulled the tank top completely off of her, freeing her arms.

"Yeah, well, you agreed to it!" Ruby pointed out.

"I want a rematch."

"Nope!"

"Please?"

"Nu-uh!"

Much to Ruby's surprise, Pyrrha had a trick or two to play of her own, gently grabbing Ruby's hand's and positioning them right over what had been covered by the tank top but now was only covered by something that left far less to the imagination. "I'll make it worth your while…" Pyrrha mustered in her most seductive tone, dripping with honeyed promises.

"I…uh… um…" Ruby's face had lit up red than her namesake, "I-I guess we coul- eep!" Pyrrha wasted no time, pushing Ruby onto her back as if she weighed as much as a feather.

"I win."

"B-b-but you, I mean, that's-"

Pyrrha's hands grabbing the hem of Ruby's shirt silenced the small girl. "Now let me make it worth your while~"

AU: There, I made up for last time :P

I don't have much to say today, namely because of a splitting headache and real life wiggling into my free time, but the overwhelming support/want for that crack Christmas chapter was heard. I doubt this is going to be anything ANYONE will expect, or wanted, but you get what you asked for (also expect it to be longer than normal).

With that, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for any quality dip in the chapter (I feel like I say this every chapter…), I was really just having to get something out inbetween real life things.

Thank you for reading, I hope everyone has a wonderful day! :D

P.S. Just a quick thing to clear up any confusion, but all the pushing happens with their lips (someone was confused about that...)

Omake:

Taiyang had decided to find out just how strong the stuff Qrow drank was and how long it'd take to bleach his brain. The reason was a text from his daughter; not Ruby, but Yang. It was a simple picture message of a doorknob with a sock on it and the caption of 'See, I did tell her!'