As die-hard crafters, we all strive to transform a collection of craft materials into a masterpiece. Unfortunately, there are those times when our finished craft projects turn into epic failures. Lucky for us, the following crafters decided to capture their painful failures to give us a good laugh.

Via LiciaBeads.com We all love homemade designer earrings in unique designs and styles, but wearing rolls of toilet paper on your ears will leave a smile on your friends faces that will be hard to wipe off.

Via divinelytwizted Step 1. Crochet a nice hat.

Step 2. Glue random objects to said hat.

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit

Via blessthismessplease.com We all cherish our kid's craft projects no matter how they turn out...right?

Via gjarvisjewelryetc on Etsy Some people say we should have stricter glue gun laws.

Via giftsolutions on Etsy Nightmares might be a good way to keep your kids away from sweets.

Via aliceroche.blogspot.com Have you always dreamed of owning a non-functional dress made of mismatched doilies? Well then have I got a deal for you!

Via webercrafthouse on Etsy Is this something you actually want to look at every morning? I just hope there aren't any straggling hairs on there.

Via GlitterGoneBad This was designed to go in a nursery, but if you hang this in your child's room you better start saving now for the therapy they'll need when they get older.

Via ChadEstes.com This man doesn't have any friends.

Via morecambesands.com Smother those eggs in green chile sauce and promptly place in the trash. Don't forget the matching purse.

I've got a fever. And the only prescription... is more rhinestones. I've got a fever. And the only prescription... is more rhinestones. Via Instructables.com If you love ugly, you'll love these sandals. Be sure to pair with black socks.

Via thebuttonflorist on Etsy Cold feet? Here's how to get out of a wedding at the last minute.

Via RandomIntent on Etsy This bizarre piece of jewelry is sure to draw some "stares." Ba-dum-bump.