Now, this is a series all about how,

We made Disney epic, and we threw in Cloud,

So get yourself cozy and prepare to press Start,

As we lead you through the crazy story that starts with Kingdom Hearts…

On the Destiny Islands, where I used to chill and laze,

I spent my time sparring and soaking up rays,

Swimming and fishing and getting coco for the boo,

And racin’ my homeboy for the chance to share paopu.

Then one stormy night, when some monsters attacked,

My girl went ghost while me and the homie got sucked in the black,

My vision went blurry and the grave was made,

But then a sparkly thing appeared and said, “You need to fight the heartless so here’s a keyblade!”

I looked for my buddy but he was nowhere near,

Instead a scary dark giant with a glowing leer,

I took the big guy down, and I was on a roll!

Wait, what’s in the sky; oh crap, a black hole!!…

I, woke, up in an alley with Pluto slobberin’ in my face,

Found Donald Duck and Goofy, who said I’m the savin’ grace,

Said I’m the one who can save the worlds from the dark,

So let’s hop in the spaceship and go find Kingdom Hearts!…

