After Pakistani journalist Hamid Mir was shot at by unknown people in Karachi yesterday, Sagarika Ghose, as usual, found it apt to rant about Indian Nationalism. ‘Day not far in India when self-app guardians of “nationalism”shoot at”anti-national”journos in pursuit of their idea of “national interest”,’ she tweeted.

So we at The UnReal Times put ourselves in Sagarika Ghose’s Extremely-Right-Wing-Paranoid shoes and looked at every day things and were shocked by what we saw. Here are the 10 things that scared the living day lights out of us. We have already booked our one way tickets to SWAT valley in Pakistan to escape the evil Indian nationalism. See you there.

(With inputs from Ashwin Kumar and UnReal Mama)

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