Give what you can, everybody gets a Narsehole branded FACE MASK, FREAKER, and SLIPPY! We want more than anything for you to join our clean butt movement! We love you and care deeply about your butts! Really! If you can afford more, please throw in a few extra bucks...but no pressure:)

SWAG included in all other Pledge Levels!

Retail value $25

All SWAG made in North Carolina!

FACE MASK - Double walled with silver yarn used by US Special Forces, NASA, and Olympic athletes. Why silver?Doesn’t wash out, it’s Antimicrobial, Anti-Odor, and Thermoregulating.

FREAKER - knit bottle sleeve that stretches to fit all drinking vessels.

SLIPPY - knit coffee sleeve that stretches to fit all drinking vessels. Made from a plastic bottle that came off the coast of Mexico or Haiti.

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