Donald Trump wants to be the President of the United States. He wants to lead this country on the international stage and yet here we are, a few days before the election, and Donald Trump can't even lead his own campaign. The New York Times has this story on the current state of the Trump campaign, and it is a shocking tale of how a soft, ineffectual candidate is letting his handlers run his entire life and take away the one thing that has ever made him happy:

Aides to Mr. Trump have finally wrested away the Twitter account that he used to colorfully — and often counterproductively — savage his rivals. But offline, Mr. Trump still privately muses about all of the ways he will punish his enemies after Election Day, including a threat to fund a “super PAC” with vengeance as its core mission.

I mean can you believe that? Donald Trump expects to take command of our military when he can't even keep control of his Twitter account from Kellyanne Conway? Seems pretty weak to me. I mean sure, he can talk privately about creating a vengeance-based super PAC all he wants, but that seems like a lot of bluster. I mean, we know what makes Donald happy: railing against his enemies both on Twitter and in public speeches like a paranoid monster. A real leader would at least go rogue and go on TweetDeck.