Gangsta basebizzle playa

Dizzy Allen Wright (born December 20, 1982) be a Gangsta forma professionizzle baseball third baseman whoz ass played his wild lil' fuckin entire 14-year Major League Baseball (MLB) game fo' tha New York Mets yo. Dude was drafted by tha Mets up in 2001 MLB draft n' made his MLB debut on July 21, 2004 at Shea Stadium. Wright was nicknamed "Captain Tha Ghetto" afta his thugged-out lil' performizzle up in tha 2013 Ghetto Basebizzle Classic.[1]

Wright be a seven-time All-Star, a two-time Gold Gludd Award balla, a two-time Silver Slugger Award balla, n' a gangmember of tha 30�"30 club yo. Dude holdz Mets franchise recordz fo' most game runs batted in (RBIs), doublez, total bases, runs scored, walks, sacrifice flies, times on base, extra base hits, strikeouts, double plays, n' hits yo. Dude was named captain of tha Mets up in 2013, becomin tha fourth captain up in tha crewz history. Wright is tha third playa afta Ed Kranepool n' Ron Hodges ta have played his wild lil' fuckin entire MLB game wit tha Mets.

Throughout tha latta half of Wrightz game, da thug was plagued by fuck-ups, most notably spinal stenosis, as well as additionizzle ailments up in his neck n' shoulder n' shiznit fo' realz. Afta missin dope time from 2015 ta 2018 n' receivin word from doctors dat his spinal stenosis would not improve, Wright announced dat 2018 would be his wild lil' final season as a actizzle playa n' shit. Wright finished his crazy-ass major league game wit a .296 game battin average, 242 home runs, n' 970 runs batted in.[2] Upon completion of his thugged-out lil' playin game, Wright was then named a special advisor up in tha Mets front crib.

Early game [ edit ]

Wright (right) n' Mike Cuddyer played basebizzle together as lil pimps up in Virginia before playin together on tha Mets up in 2015.

Wright started doin thangs up in Norfolk, Virginia, tha crazy oldschool of four lil playaz of Rhon, a five-o fool up in tha Norfolk Popo Department, n' Elisa Wright.[3] Wright grew up a Mets hustla cuz of his thugged-out lil' proximitizzle ta tha Class AAA Norfolk Tides, whose dogg pound was ten minutes from his home.[4] Wright took hittin lessons alongside fellow future Major Leaguer Mike Cuddyer up in elementary school n' played on crews wit Ryan Zimmerman, Mark Reynolds, B.J. Upton n' Quentin Upton up in high school.[5] Wright played basebizzle at Hickory High School up in Chesapeake, Virginia yo. Dude committed ta play college baseball at Georgia Tech before his ballin' year of high school fo' realz. As a high school senior, dat schmoooove muthafucka had a .538 battin average.[6]

Professionizzle game [ edit ]

Minor leagues [ edit ]

Wright was chosen by tha Mets up in tha 2001 MLB draft durin tha supplemenstrual round as compensation fo' tha Mets' loss of Mike Hampton ta tha Colorado Rockies up in free agency. Wright was selected afta future crewmate Aaron Heilman whoz ass had been selected up in tha straight-up original gangsta round.[7]

Wright progressed steadily up in his wild lil' first three muthafuckin yearz of minor league play, ballin tha Sterlin award fo' dopest playa on tha class A St. Lucie Mets up in 2003. In 2004, he quickly rose from tha Double-A Binghamton Mets ta tha Triple-A Norfolk Tides ta tha major leagues.

New York Mets [ edit ]

2004 [ edit ]

On July 21, 2004, Wright made his crazy-ass major league debut startin at third base against tha Montreal Expos. Da next day, on July 22, Wright picked up his wild lil' first game hit, a thugged-out double, off of tha Montreal Expos' pitcher Zach Day. Wright finished his bangin rookie season wit a .293 battin average, 14 home runs n' 40 RBI up in 263 at-bats up in 69 games, n' was voted as tha This Year up in Basebizzle Awards Rookie of tha Year.

2005 [ edit ]

In 2005, tha 22-year-old Wright played up in 160 game n' batted .306 wit 27 home runs, 102 RBIs, 99 runs scored, 42 doubles, n' 17 jacked bases, leadin tha crew up in average, runs, on-base cementage, sluggin cementage, RBI, doubles, n' finishin second up in home runs ta Cliff Floyd (34). Wright was also up in tha top 10 up in tha Nationizzle League fo' average, hits, total bases, RBI, extra base hits, n' runs. Wrightz 24 errors tied his ass wit Troy Glaus fo' da most thugged-out errors by a third baseman up in tha major leagues.[8]

Wright made a over-the-shoulder barehanded catch durin tha seventh innin of a game at Petco Park against tha San Diego Padres on August 9, 2005. With one up in tha inning, Brian Gilez hit a funky-ass blooper 20 feet (6.1 m) beyond tha edge of tha outfield grass. Wright, retreatin quickly wit his back ta home plate, extended his bare right hand n' caught tha bizzle cleanly while crashin ta tha field. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Wright maintained control of tha bizzle afta landin hard on tha outfield grass. Da sellout crowd at Petco Park bigged up tha splendor of tha catch wit a standin ovation lastin nuff muthafuckin minutes. This play was voted tha "This Year up in Basebizzle Play of tha Year."[9]

2006 [ edit ]

Dizzy Wright warmin up in 2006

In 2006, Wright was named Nationizzle League Co-Player of tha Week fo' June 12�"18 along wit crewmate José Reyes.[10] For tha month, Wright batted .327 wit 10 home runs n' 29 RBIs.

Wright also provided his share of heroics all up in tha 2006 season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. His first game-ballin hit occurred on May 5 wit a 2-out double just outta tha reach of a cold-ass lil chasin Andruw Jones up in tha bottom of tha 14th innin off Jorge Sosa ta defeat tha Atlanta Braves, 8�"7. Two weeks lata on May 19, dat schmoooove muthafucka hit a strutt-off single off Yankees closer Mariano Rivera dat just sailed over tha head of centa fielder Jizzy Damon as tha Mets rallied ta beat tha Yankees up in tha straight-up original gangsta game of tha 2006 Subway Series, 7�"6 yo. Dude capped off tha month on Memorial Day, May 29, wit a single ta tha wall up in left-centa field off Arizona Diamondbacks closer José Valverde scorin José Reyes from first base as tha Mets defeated Arizona, 8�"7. Wright also done cooked up a game-savin stop at third base of a would-be game-tyin single by Mike Lieberthal fo' tha final outta a 4�"3 Mets victory over Philadelphia on August 5.

Wright was voted on ta his wild lil' first MLB All-Star Game as tha startin third baseman fo' tha NL. Durin tha 2006 season, Wright collected 74 RBIs before tha All-Star Break, breakin tha Mets record previously held by Mike Piazza, whoz ass had 72 RBIs up in 2000. Wright also participated up in tha 2006 Home Run Derby, reachin tha final round but finishin second ta Ryan Howard of tha Philadelphia Phillies yo. Dude hit 22 home runs up in tha contest, includin 16 up in tha straight-up original gangsta round, tha third highest total up in any one round up in tha history of tha Home Run Derby.[11] Da followin night, dat schmoooove muthafucka hit a home run up in his wild lil' first All-Star Game at-bat off Gangsta League startin pitcher Kenny Rogers.

Wright ranked among tha clubz top three hittas up in all bitch ass categories fo' tha 2006 Mets, whoz ass was tha second most run-scorin crew up in tha Nationizzle League. Fans at Shea Stadium have routinely greeted Wrightz performances wit chantz of "M-V-P, M-V-P." Accordin ta then crewmate Tomothy Glavine, "Dat punk probably been our most clutch hitta over tha straight-up original gangsta half of tha season n' his schmoooove ass certainly thrown his basebizzle cap tha fuck into tha MVP talks."[12]

On August 6, 2006, Wright signed a 6-year contract extension wit tha Mets worth $55 million, as well as a $1.5 mazillion signin bonus. Da contract paid his ass $1 mazillion up in 2007, $5 mazillion up in 2008, $7.5 mazillion up in 2009, $10 mazillion up in 2010, $14 mazillion up in 2011, n' $15 mazillion up in 2012. Da contract also contained a cold-ass lil club option fo' 2013 worth $16 million. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Wright has already announced dat da thug will donate $1.5 mazillion ta tha Mets Foundation all up in tha course of dis contract.[13]

Da Mets captured tha NL Eastside title up in 2006 n' moonwalked back ta tha playoffs fo' tha last time since 2000. Wright struggled up in his wild lil' first postseason, goin 4�"25 (.160) up in tha Mets' NLCS loss ta tha St. Louis Cardinals, n' battin a mere .216 up in 10 postseason games.

Wright participated up in tha 2006 Major League Basebizzle Japan All-Star Series along wit crewmates José Reyes, Julio Franco, n' Jizzy Maine.

2007 [ edit ]

Az of April 21, 2007, Wright had a hittin streak of 26 regular season games; tha previous crew record was 24, held by Mike Piazza n' Hubie Brooks yo. Dude had a hit up in tha 12 final regular season game of tha 2006 season, n' had a hit up in all of tha straight-up original gangsta 14 game of tha 2007 season.[14] Wrightz hit streak of 26 regular season game ended on April 21, 2007 against tha Atlanta Braves at Shea Stadium.

On September 16, 2007, Wright became tha 29th playa up in basebizzle history ta join tha 30�"30 club, afta hittin a 7th innin solo home run against tha Philadelphia Phillies at Shea Stadium yo. Dude is only tha third playa ta reach dis milestone before his 25th birthday, n' only tha third Kicked It Wit ta reach dis milestone up in club history, tha other two bein Howard Johnston n' Darryl Strawberry.

Wright finished tha 2007 season wit a .325 battin average, 30 home runs, 107 RBI, n' 34 jacked bases. Wright was awarded tha 2007 Gold Glove n' tha Silver Slugger Award at third base yo. Dude also was fourth up in tha NL MVP votin receivin 182 votes.[15]

2008 [ edit ]

Dizzy Wright up in mid-swing

Wright fuckin started tha year wit two doubles, includin a funky-ass bases-clearin double, up in finishin 2�"4 wit three RBIs up in tha Mets' Openin Dizzle victory over tha Marlins, 7�"2. With tha RBIs, Wright already halfway matched his RBI thang from tha precedin April. In tha final game of tha series, Wright went 3�"5 wit a 3-run home run. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. On April 13, Wright hit his 100th game home run, a solo blasted off of Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Jeff Suppan.

Wright hit tha straight-up original gangsta walk-off home run of his game on August 7, 2008.

On November 5, 2008, Wright was announced as tha recipient of tha Rawlings' Gold Gludd Award fo' third basemen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dat shiznit was tha second consecutizzle year up in which Wright won tha award. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! His crewmate, Carlos Beltrán, also won tha award fo' centa fieldaz yo. Dude also won his second Silver Slugger Award.

On December 22, 2008, Wright was announced as a gangmember of Crew USA up in tha 2009 Ghetto Basebizzle Classic (WBC) ta be held up in March 2009. Da third base posizzle was taken by Alex Rodriguez up in tha 2006 WBC.[16]

Wright finished seventh up in tha votin fo' tha 2008 NL MVP award afta finishin tha season wit a .302 battin average wit 33 home runs n' 124 RBI.[17]

2009 [ edit ]

Wright hit tha straight-up original gangsta Mets home run up in Citi Field history on Monday, April 13, 2009, Citi Fieldz Openin Day. Da three-run home run was hit off San Diego Padres pitcher Walta Silva up in tha 5th inning.[18]

In mid-August, when 10 Mets playas was on tha disabled list, Wright was added ta tha list afta sustainin a fuck-up on August 15. Wright suffered a cold-ass lil concussion when da thug was hit up in tha head wit a 93 mph (150 km/h) fastball by San Frankieco Giants pitcher Mack Cain yo. Dude was admitted ta tha Hospitizzle fo' Special Surgery, where he underwent a precautionary CT scan, which turned up negative.[19] Da followin dizzle he left tha hospitizzle diagnosed wit post-concussion symptoms yo. Dude was then placed on tha disabled list fo' tha last time up in his game.[20]

Despite tha fuck-up ta Wright, Mets General Manager Omar Minaya stated dat there was no plans ta shut his ass down fo' tha remainder of tha season.[21] In fact, Wright was activated from tha disabled list on September 1 n' started at third base against tha Colorado Rockies dat evening. In dat game, Wright wore a freshly smoked up steez of battin helmet (the Rawlings S100) yo. Dude abandoned dat helmet afta bustin it up in dat one game. Wright explained dat he found tha helmet uncomfortable. "It aint nuthin but tha last thang I need ta be worryin bout up in tha box is tryin ta shove it on mah head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So I wanted ta go back ta tha oldschool one n' just wait ta peep if there be a goin ta be any adjustments made." [22] Wright experienced a thugged-out decline up in thang afta a potent campaign up in 2008 yo. His home run total dropped ta 10, while his RBI total fell tha fuck ta 72, afta hittin 33 home runs n' 124 RBIs tha previous season.

2010 [ edit ]

Wright, along wit José Reyes, arrived all up in tha Mets' Sprin hustlin camp up in Port St. Lucie, Florida two weeks early ta git a head start on preparin theyselves afta a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disappointin 2009 campaign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Wright came tha fuck into camp heavier than da thug was up in previous seasons, addin mo' muscle ta his body.[23]

On Openin Day, Wright hit a two-run home run off of tha Marlins' Josh Johnston up in his wild lil' first at bat of tha season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. On April 27 up in tha second game of a thugged-out double header against tha Los Angelez Dodgers, Wright reached tha 1,000 hit mark against pitcher Ramón Troncoso up in tha bottom of tha 5th innin as dat schmoooove muthafucka hit a two-out RBI single scorin Ángel Pagán n' givin tha Mets a 4�"3 lead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha followin inning, Wright hit a three-run triple ta tha right-centa field wall, scorin Pagán, Luis Castillo, n' José Reyes, n' givin tha Mets a 10�"3 lead all up in tha time. Da Mets won tha game 10�"5. On May 20, dat schmoooove muthafucka hit a three-run double afta Mets manager Jeremy Manuel gave Wright a thugged-out dizzle off. By June 25, Wright had 12 home runs, which hustled tha crew, n' was battin .294 wit 57 RBIs ta lead tha N.L. On July 4, 2010, Wright was named tha startin third baseman fo' tha Nationizzle League up in tha 2010 Major League Basebizzle All-Star Game, makin it Wrightz fifth consecutizzle All-Star Game appearance. On July 6, Wright was named tha June 2010 Nationizzle League Player of tha Month afta dat schmoooove muthafucka hit .404 wit 11 doubles, 6 home runs, n' 29 RBIs. On July 13, 2010, Wright collected 2 hits n' a jacked base up in tha 81st All-Star Game up in Anaheim, brangin his ass ta 6-for-13 up in All-Star Game at bats n' tyin his ass fo' fifth all-time up in All-Star Game battin average fo' realz. Az of August 20, he mo' than doubled his home run total from 2009.

Wright finished tha 2010 season wit a .283 battin average, .354 on-base cementage, 29 home runs, 103 RBIs, 69 strutts, n' 19 jacked bases.

2011 [ edit ]

On April 5, 2011, Wright singled against tha Phillies' Cole Hamels fo' his 90th game game-ballin RBI, surpassin Mike Piazza fo' da most thugged-out up in Mets history. Then on May 16, 2011, afta undergoin examination by crew doctors, dat shiznit was announced Wright had a stress fracture up in his fuckin lower back. Da fuck-up (caused by a gangbangin' finger-lickin' divin tag on tha Astros' Carlos Lee)[citation needed] forced his ass ta spend mo' than two months on tha disabled list. Wright was activated from tha DL on July 22, 2011. That day, da thug went 2-for-5 n' had two RBIs n' banged up two runs against tha Florida Marlins. In his wild lil' first series comin back from tha DL, Wright hit 6-for-14, wit one home run, three doublez n' six RBIs. Wright enjoyed a cold-ass lil game first on August 7, 2011 against tha Atlanta Braves, playin shortstop fo' tha last time up in his thugged-out lil' professionizzle game cuz of fuck-ups ta José Reyes (hamstring) n' Daniel Murphy (MCL).[24] In only 102 games, Wright finished tha season wit a .254 battin average, .345 on-base cementage, 14 home runs, 61 RBIs, 52 strutts, n' 13 jacked bases.

2012 [ edit ]

Wright up in 2012

On April 5, Wright went 2-for-3 wit a strutt on as tha Mets' Openin Dizzle third-baseman against tha Braves, where Wright drove up in Andrés Torres wit a single fo' tha game-ballin run up in tha 6th innin off of Tommy Hanston, givin tha Mets tha 1-0 win.[25] Less than a week later, on April 11, Wright fractured his bangin right pinkie while divin tha fuck into first base on a pick-off attempt.[26] Afta missin just three games, Wright moonwalked back ta tha lineup, goin 3-for-5 against tha Phillies.[27] Then on April 25, Wright hit a two run home run up in a 5-1 victory against tha Miami Marlins, givin his ass 735 game RBIs, passin Darryl Strawberry fo' da most thugged-out up in Mets franchise history.[28] Wright broke another franchise record on June 5, when dat schmoooove muthafucka hit a solo-shot off of Washington Nationals pitcher Jordan Zimmermann, rollin his dirty ass up in n' reachin 736 runs. Da previous record holda was José Reyes at 735 runs. On July 1, dat shiznit was announced dat Wright had made his 6th All-Star crew yo, but as a funky-ass back up ta Pablo Sandoval. Wright hustled tha All-Star vote fo' most of tha year but was overtaken up in tha last week of voting.[29]

For tha straight-up original gangsta half of tha season, Wright was either atop or close ta tha top of tha league up in both battin average n' on-base cementage, n' hustled NL third basemen up in average, OBP, slugging, hits n' runs scored.[30] Afta tha All-Star break, tha Mets had they most shitty stretch ta dat point up in tha season, losin six straight yo, but on July 19, Wright hit two home runs n' had five RBIs ta help tha Mets end they losin streak.[31] Dude hit his 200th game home run up in a loss on August 24 ta tha Houston Astros.[32] On September 25, 2012, Wright tied tha all time hit record wit tha Mets Ed Kranepool wit 1,418 hits up in a game up in da crib against tha Pittsburgh Pirates.[33] Then on September 26, 2012, Wright surpassed Kranepool as Mets all-time hit record holda wit a infield single also up in da crib against tha Pizzlesburgh Pirates.

Wright finished 6th up in tha votin fo' tha 2012 NL MVP Award.

Contract extension [ edit ]

On November 30, 2012, Ed Coleman n' WFAN reported dat Wright n' tha Mets agreed ta a 7-year contract extension worth $138 mazillion (7 muthafuckin years fo' $122 mazillion plus a cold-ass lil club option fo' $16 mazillion dat tha club picked up fo' tha 2013 season). Da contract became straight-up legit on December 4 afta Wright passed a physical.[34] Wright was represented up in negotiations by Seth Levinston n' Sam Levinston of ACES Inc.[35][36]

Wrightz $138 mazillion deal was contrary ta tha Mets budget-conscious policy of not givin big-ass contracts ta playas up in they 30s; nonetheless general manager Sandy Alderson made a exception as he viewed Wright as a leader n' role model, both on n' off tha field. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! At tha same time, nuff agents n' front-office executives suggested dat had Wright waited a year n' became a gangbangin' free agent, his schmoooove ass could have received a thugged-out deal close ta $200 million.[37] Although it had been six muthafuckin years since tha Mets' last playoff appearizzle n' four muthafuckin years since they last ballin season, Alderson managed ta persuade Wright ta stay as tha Mets' farm system had lil' talented pitchers.[38][39]

Wrightz contract had deferments which would be paid up all up in 2025.[40] Da Mets obtained fuck-up insurizzle on tha contract which kicked up in afta he missed 60 days, allowin tha crew ta recoup 75 cement of his salary while he is unable ta play.[41]

2013 [ edit ]

Afta a sprang hustlin game on March 21, tha Mets announced dat Wright had been named tha fourth crew captain up in Mets history, joinin Keith Hernandez, Gary Carter, n' Jizzy Franco.[42]

Wright gots his 1,500th game hit on June 18 against tha Atlanta Braves off of Cory Gearrin.

Wright was named tha Nationizzle Leaguez Home Run Derby crew captain fo' tha 2013 MLB All-Star Game.[43] Dude selected Carlos González, Mike Cuddyer, n' Bryce Harper as tha other three participants fo' tha Nationizzle League. Gonzalez, whoz ass was fucked up all up in tha time, was lata replaced by Pedro Alvarez. Wright would hit 5 home runs up in tha derby yo, but would not move on.

On July 6, Wright was named tha startin third baseman fo' tha Nationizzle League crew up in tha 2013 MLB All-Star Game. In tha 2013 MLB All-Star Game, Wright went 1-for-3. Wright also became tha fourth Mets playa ta step tha fuck up in at least 7 All-Star games.

On August 3, 2013, Wright was placed on tha 15-dizzle disabled list a thugged-out dizzle afta da perved-out muthafucka strained his bangin right hamstring.[44] Upon his bangin return from tha disabled list, Wright hit two home runs up in his wild lil' first two games, surpassin Mike Piazza fo' tha second most home runs hit by a playa up in a Mets uniform, behind Darryl Strawberry. Wright played up in 112 game up in 2013, battin .307 wit 18 home runs, 58 RBIs n' 17 steals.

2014 [ edit ]

Wright was chosen as tha "Face of MLB" up in a cold-ass lil contest online up in February 2014 yo. Dude narrowly beat up Az infielder Eric Sogard.[45]

Wright finished second up in All-Star game votin fo' third base ta tha Brewers' Aramis Ramírez, makin it only tha third time up in 10 seasons dat schmoooove muthafucka had been left out.[46] Second baseman Daniel Murphy represented tha Mets all up in tha 2014 All-Star Game.

Wrightz 2014 performizzle declined from previous muthafuckin years yo. Dude hit at a .269 clip, his fuckin lowest battin average since his 2011 season was shortened cuz of injury. Wrightz .269/.324/.374 slash line was attributed ta a recurrin shoulder injury. Early up in tha season, da perved-out muthafucka sustained a left rotator cuff contusion which slowed his bitch ass thang n' hurt his fuckin lil' defense. Wright finished tha year playin up in 134 game wit a cold-ass lil game-low eight home runs n' committed 15 errors, tied fo' most on tha crew.

2015 [ edit ]

On April 14, 2015, Wright suffered a strained right hamstrin while jackin second base yo. Dude was placed on tha 15-dizzle disabled list.[47] Dude was lata diagnosed wit spinal stenosis, n' was sposed ta fuckin return towardz tha end of tha season.[48] Dizzy Wright was placed on tha 60-dizzle DL fo' his spinal stenosis on July 24, 2015, ta clear up space on tha 40-man rosta n' shit. On August 10, tha Mets busted Wright on a rehab assignment ta tha St. Lucie Mets.

Peepin Chase Utleyz August trade from tha Philadelphia Phillies ta tha Los Angelez Dodgers, Wright became tha longest-tenured actizzle playa ta have played his wild lil' fuckin entire game wit one crew yo. His 1,516 game wit tha Mets had previously only trailed Utleyz 1,551 game wit tha Phillies.[49]

Wright returned from his wild lil' fuck-up fo' tha Mets' August 24 game up in Philadelphia. In his wild lil' first at-bat, dat schmoooove muthafucka hit a home run off Phillies pitcher Adam Morgan, tha straight-up original gangsta of a cold-ass lil club record eight home runs tha Mets would hit up in a 16-7 victory.[50] His return helped propel tha Mets ta tha 2015 Ghetto Series against tha Kansas Citizzle Royals. In his only Ghetto Series appearance, his schmoooove ass committed a error up in tha 14th innin dat hustled ta tha ballin run as tha Royals took a 5-4 victory up in Game 1. In Game 3, da thug went 2-for-4 wit 4 RBIs, includin his only Ghetto Series home run, a two-run home run, off Yordano Ventura as part of tha Mets' 9-3 victory up in they only win of tha series. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Wright played up in only 38 games.

2016 [ edit ]

As a result of his spinal stenosis, Wright had ta complete a extensive pre-game workout routine consistin of physical therapy, exercise, n' some minimal battin n' fieldin drills. Da entire process takes bout 4�"5 hours.[51] On May 21, 2016, Wright hit a funky-ass bases-loaded single off of Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Mike Blazek ta break a 4-4 tie up in tha bottom of tha 9th innin n' give tha Mets tha victory.[52] On June 3, Wright was placed on tha disabled list cuz of a herniated disc up in his neck.[53] On June 16, he underwent neck surgery ta repair tha herniated disc yo. Dude missed tha remainder of tha 2016 season, havin played a cold-ass lil game-low 37 game n' batted .226/.350/.438, tha lowest battin average of his crazy-ass major league game.[54]

2017 [ edit ]

On February 28, afta rehabbin from his neck surgery, Wright was diagnosed wit a right shoulder impingement which, all up in tha time, jeopardized his crazy-ass mobilitizzle ta play on Openin Dizzle yo. Dude was, however, allowed ta continue hittin as tha fuck-up only affected his crazy-ass mobilitizzle ta throw. This was yet another straight-up fuck-up fo' Wright, which prompted playas ta ask General Manager Sandy Alderson if tha pimpin' muthafucka thought dat Wright would eva be able ta play competitively again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude responded, "I don't be thinkin we at dat point, tha point where dat concern be at a mo' heightened level. This be all part of tha process of rehabilitation from tha neck surgery n' itz takin longer than I be shizzle Dizzy would have hoped n' we would hope �" but itz all part of tha process." On September 4, dat shiznit was revealed dat Wright would undergo rotator cuff surgery on his bangin right shoulder, which prevented his ass from playin up in tha Majors all year up in 2017.[55] Dude underwent tha surgery on September 5.[56]

2018 [ edit ]

On March 13, 2018, Wright experienced even mo' setbacks cuz of lingerin back n' shoulder fuck-ups fo' realz. At dat point, da thug was shut down from basebizzle activitizzles straight-up.[57] On June 1, da thug was cleared ta start basebizzle activitizzles again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. On June 25, he participated up in battin practice at Citi Field. On August 12, Wright was slated ta play five innings wit tha Single-A St. Lucie crew at Clearwater.[58] On August 28, Wright was promoted ta AAA Las Vegas ta continue his bangin rehab, n' singled up in his wild lil' first at bat.[59]

On September 13, tha Mets announced dat Wright would be activated from tha disabled list fo' tha Mets last cribstand of tha season n' start tha September 29 game against tha Marlins, his fuckin last appearizzle before retirement.[60] On September 28, he grounded up as a pinch hitter against tha Marlins, his wild lil' first MLB appearizzle up in over two years.[61] In his September 29 start, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass batted 0-for-1 wit a strutt n' fielded one ground bizzle before bein removed up in tha fifth innin ta a lengthy ovation by hustlas n' playas alike.[citation needed] Da Mets went on ta win tha ballgame, 1-0, wit Austin Jackson hittin a strutt-off single up in tha 13th innin fo' realz. Afta tha game, Wright addressed tha Citi Field crowd, thankin dem fo' supportin his ass all up in his game n' fo' helpin his ass big up his fuckin lil' dreams.[62]

Ghetto Basebizzle Classic [ edit ]

Wright battin fo' tha U.S. nationistic crew

Wright was selected ta play third base fo' tha United Hoods up in tha 2009 Ghetto Basebizzle Classic. In tha second round, wit tha United Hoodz facin elimination against Puerto Rico, Wright served up a 9th innin strutt-off hit against Fernando Cabrera ta win tha game fo' tha Gangstas. Da win guaranteed Crew USA a spot up in tha semifinal round.

Dude was again n' again n' again selected ta play third base up in tha 2013 Ghetto Basebizzle Classic. In tha 2013 WBC, Wright hit a grand slam up in tha United Hoodss game against Italy. Dat shiznit was tha second time a United Hoodz playa hit a grand slam up in WBC play. In tha second round opener against Puerto Rico, Wright had 5 RBIs. Wright ended tha tournament wit da most thugged-out total RBIz of any playa n' gots tha nickname "Captain Tha Ghetto".[63] Wright sat up durin tha US loss ta tha Dominican Rehood up in tha followin game, citin sorenizz yo. Dude was lata diagnosed wit sore ribs n' busted back ta New York fo' further examination, endin his thugged-out lil' participation fo' tha rest of tha 2013 tournament. Da US crew went on ta lose ta Puerto Rico 4-3, resultin up in a elimination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Wright was selected as tha third baseman fo' tha All-WBC crew, tha only Gangsta playa ta git tha honor.

Mets franchise records [ edit ]

New York Mets all-star leader

New York Mets game RBI leader

New York Mets game doublez leader

New York Mets game total bases leader

New York Mets game runs banged up leader

New York Mets game hits leader

New York Mets game strikeouts leader

New York Mets game strutts leader

New York Mets game runs pimped leader

New York Mets game extra-base hits leader

New York Mets game times on base leader

New York Mets game sacrifice flies leader

Awardz n' honors [ edit ]

Award/Honor # of times Dates TYIB Awardz Rookie of tha Year 1 2004 MLB.com Play of tha Year 1 2005 (barehanded catch) NL Player of tha Week 3 (8/28/2005, 6/18/2006, 9/6/2011) NL Player of tha Month 2 (6/2006, 6/2010) MLB Home Run Derby participant 2 2006 (runner up), 2013 (captain) All-Star Selection 7 (2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2012, 2013) Gold Gludd Award Winner 2 (2007, 2008) Silver Slugger Award Winner 2 (2007, 2008) Game Humanitarian of tha Year 1 (2008) Mets Heart n' Hustle Award 2 (2008, 2009) 30�"30 club 1 (2007) Ride of Hype[64] 1 2013

Personal game [ edit ]

Wright has maintained cribs up in Manhattan, Manhattan Beach, California n' Chesapeake, Virginia wherein he owns a boxer dawg named Homer n' shiznit yo. His clubhouse nicknames include "Visine" n' "Hollywood".[65]

In May 2007, Vitamin Water was sold ta Da Coca-Cola Company fo' $4.1 billion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. As part of his wild lil' fuckin endorsement deal, Wright was given 0.5% of tha company, n' thus netted approximately $20 mazillion from tha deal.[66]

Afta pimpin model Molly Beers fo' nuff muthafuckin years, Wright announced up in January 2013 dat he n' Beers was engaged ta be hooked up durin tha holidays.[67] Da couple was hooked up in La Jolla, California, on December 26, 2013.[68] They have two daughters, Olivia Shea (b. July 2016) n' Madison (b. May 2018).[69]

Charitable organizations [ edit ]

Dizzy Wright Foundation [ edit ]

In 2005, Wright fuckin started his own charitable organization, tha Dizzy Wright Foundation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its mission is ta increase awarenizz bout multiple sclerosis n' ta raise scrilla fo' multiple sclerosis crews n' projects, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da Foundation hosted its first annual gala all up in tha New York Stock Exchange Members' Club on December 16, 2005, donatin tha proceedz ta two multiple sclerosis centers.[70]

Durin tha 2009 season, Wright n' Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter represented they foundations up in a cold-ass lil competizzle sponsored by Delta Air Lines. Jeta had tha higher battin average n' received $100,000 fo' his wild lil' foundation from Delta while Wrightz foundation received $50,000.[71]

Big League Impact [ edit ]

Wright is tha New York Citizzle host fo' Big League Impact, a eight-citizzle fantasy football network pimped n' hustled by longtime St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright. In 2015, tha organization raised mo' than $1 mazillion up in total fo' various charitable organizations.[72]

Media appearances [ edit ]

Delta Air Lines named a MD-88 airplane Da Wright Flight, afta Wright.[73] Da planez name, along wit Wrightz signature n' jersey number (5), is next ta tha boardin door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da plane shuttlez between New York, Boston n' Washington.[73] Wright is noted fo' his unaffected politenizz n' work ethic yo. Dude has been known ta help participate wit tha Thugs & Hoes Clubz of Tha Ghetto yo. Dude has pimped a hype fo' arrivin straight-up early ta tha park fo' game n' bein uncommonly accommopimpin wit hustlas n' hustlas.[74]

Wright was featured on tha cover of MLB 07: Da Show, as well as a TV commercial advertisement fo' tha game on tha PlayStation 3 game console yo. Dude has also rocked up in a televizzle commercial fo' Fathead, biggin' up tha companyz wall graphics.

In 2006, Wright rocked up on MTVz Total Request Live wit then crewmate Cliff Floyd yo. Dude also made a appearizzle on tha Late Show wit Dizzy Letterman on July 12, 2006. That same dizzle he rocked up on tha cover of Game Illustrated along wit Mets crewmates Carlos Beltrán, Pizzle Lo Duca, Carlos Delgado, n' José Reyes.

On January 3, 2008, Wright rocked up on Celebritizzle Apprentice ta purchase hot dawgs fo' charity.[75]

Wright be a cold-ass lil celebritizzle spokesman fo' Ford up in tha New York/New Jersey market.

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References [ edit ]