Palm Beach, FL— Madeleine Westerhout, Donald Trump’s Personal Assistant, was abruptly fired from her White House job on Thursday after she bragged to reporters in an off-the-record event that she had a better relationship with the President than his own daughters, Ivanka and Tiffany.

Westerhout’s critical comments happened at an off-the-record dinner that she and deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley held earlier this month with reporters who were covering Trump’s vacation at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. Westerhout reportedly told journalists that Trump couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a crowd.

The President, obviously upset, held an impromptu presser to address the firing. When presented a card with six photos of women named Tiffany, the President identified 80’s pop singer Tiffany Darwish as his daughter. The photo card, prepared by the White House Correspondents’ Association, contained just one photo of the President’s daughter, Tiffany Trump, and five separate photos of Tiffany Darwish.

“Fake news!” exclaimed the President. “Number four is definitely my beloved daughter, Tiffany. Look how plump her cheeks are.”