I heard my doorbell ring last night but, after I heard the little old lady who lives in the apartment downstairs answer the door, I assumed it wasn't for me. She knocked on my door and said, "I think this is for you." Damn you, Polkaroo secret Santa! I didn't get to see your face.

The included letter was spot on; I'm literally a starving artist this month, so their assumption that I needed money was correct and much appreciated (I spent it on groceries today.) And, although they couldn't have known, I'm a big fan of the Oatmeal comics, so the book is a great addition to my library.