Do you know the significance of the digits in your credit card?

Have you been enlightened about the power of CreditCardOlogy, the most powerful of the metaphysical sciences, combining the Eastern and Western Zodiacs with the age old Secrets of Numerology? Perhaps you have a lucky credit card, or worse, your credit card could be bringing you down. But unless you try the power of CreditCardOlogy, you'll never know. Enter the numbers from your credit card here: - - - PROTIP: No need to enter any actual details. Just hit the button. ;-) Now, are you ready?

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Only CreditCardOlogy combines Astrology, with the Chinese zodiac and numerology. We need you to unveil the year and month that your card expires. Month: Year: The year is used for cross-checking the Chinese Zodiac, and the month, or moon-cycle, is used for determining the Western Astrological Symbol (and Essential Bio-Rhythms) of your credit card.

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We need you to share with us the 3 digit Credit Card Verification Code (CCV) on the back of your card. (Four digits for American Express) CCV: We need this to ensure that you are giving us your own credit card information and not that of someone else. It would be very Bad Karma to look into the private fortunes of someone else, by reading their credit card. We must insist you only check your own card.

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Please share your name with us. Not your astral name, not a name from a past life. These are good things to know, but for now, we just need to know your name as it appears on the card, thank you. Name on card: The name you use on your card reveals many special things about your deepest desires. Ready to continue?

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In order to proceed we must verify that this is a real credit card number, that it belongs to you and is not stolen. This requires a small processing fee, which will appear on your next credit card statement under the name 'Sharky McFad's Wacky Backy Enterprises' So remember not to query that item, it could bring bad luck! I accept that a processing fee will be applied.

Your fortune revealed!



I foresee a surprise in your future. Sometime during the next 30 days, you will receive bad news of a financial nature. Further mystical peeking into the shrouded future reveals that this surprise may come in the form of a statement, concerning your credit card, and the mysterious listing of purchased airline tickets, cases of wine, luxury hotel charges, high-end electrical goods, and other mysterious luxury purchases you do not recall authorising. Thank you for trying CreditCardOlogy. Please recommend us to your special friends.

What is CreditCardOlogy?

CCO is the rigorous study of patterns that emerge in the lives of people, in correlation with the sequence of digits and dates associated with their credit card.

It is the most powerful of the metaphysical sciences. It uses the nine sacred digits from numerology, and integrates the mystic greek circle, the zero, into the mesmerizing pattern of the 'Quad-Quad' (or credit card sequence).

The Kabbalah is mysteriously silent on the secrets of CreditCardOlogy.

Not convinced?

Some people are unable to see how the so-called 'random' numbers on a piece of plastic could influence every aspect of their life.

In the face of all opposition to CreditCardOlogy, you must always hold onto this one undeniable fact:

FACT: No matter how smart they claim to be, no one can prove that there is no link between the numbers of your credit card and the events of your future life.

Perhaps they've never noticed how life can change in the blink of an eye, or with the roll of a dice.

What can happen if I don't have my credit card read?

People who do not have their credit card reading performed have been known to suffer terrible consequences.

Some have lost everything, some have seen their lives fall apart around them.

Perhaps you will be lucky, but can you take that risk? Would your loved ones want you to take that risk?

Can CreditCardOlogy bring romance, fortune and health ?

Unless you've tried CreditCardOlogy for yourself, you will simply never know.