6 Things Stoners Are Doing To Keep Themselves Entertained During A Corona Virus Quarantine! Ben Boyce Follow Mar 16 · 5 min read

Unless you have been living under a rock this past month you have heard of Corona Virus or COVID-19 a dangerous virus that has killed over 6,000 people globally to date.

Without a doubt, everyone in the nation is feeling the effects of this deadly virus, even if they haven’t contracted it themselves.

Sporting events have been canceled, schools have been closed, and even curfews have been established in certain states.

The United States government is asking everyone to self-quarantine.

This has people running to stores like it’s their first camping trip, raiding supermarkets, and Walmarts shelves for essentials like toilet paper, paper towels, and canned goods.

Even anti-bacterial hand soap has vanished overnight.

Lines of crazy soccer moms have formed outside at your local Costco and Sam’s Club looking like it’s a black Friday buy 1, get for 4 free sale at Victoria Secret.

So what exactly is self-quarantining for Corona Virus?

Pretty much self-quarantine means don’t go outside unless you absolutely have to. Now, what we go outside for will constitute exactly how this virus spreads.

And yes, it’s likely to spread a-lot after St Patrick's day due to fact some Cindy Lou Hoo, who doesn’t give a shit, is going and partying it up at the local bar after being sneezed on by a positive coronavirus patient at her local CNA job unknowingly.

To be safe you probably should quarantine yourself. This means, don’t go to places like movie theaters, bars, and restaurants. The government did a great job by already canceling tons of public events, so you won’t be going to those. Schools are closing indefinitely and workers aren’t even requiring their employees to come in.

It’s possible this “Corona Virus Quarantine”, could become mandatory and not voluntary in the upcoming days.

With that being said, we came up with a list of things to do if you don’t want to or can’t leave your house in no specific order.

1. Try Rolling a Cross Joint-

I always said this would be the last thing on earth I’d try to attempt doing, but rolling a cross joint isn’t as hard as it may seem; and during a pandemic, Corona Virus quarantining me to my quarter for copious amounts of time, it’s going to without a doubt be the first skill I learn.

I’ll be smoking cross joint’s praying to Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, and ever other deity know to man, hoping that this quarantine doesn’t last longer than two weeks.

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2. Play Call Of Duty Mobile-

I’m not a “gamer”, but this new Apple iPhone game takes the cake. You can download this game for free on the app store on iPad or iPhone. And the best part is you can play with your friends in 5 vs 5 online multiplayer. This game definitely takes the cake and don’t forget that you can hook up an Xbox 1 Controller to your iPhone or iPad and have a competitive edge over everyone. Click here to download Call of Duty Mobile

3. Watch Stoner Reruns

There are many stoner TV shows and movies you can watch over and over again. I won’t bother to list them all. If you want a great list of stoner movies and shows you can click here to view that.

4. Make friends with people in VR- If you are going stir crazy for social attention

Grab your VR and get in the groove there are many VR games that allow you to meet people from all over the world. It’s likely they are in the VR world for the very same reason you are.

5. Goat yoga without the goat-

Let's face it, readily available goats may be hard to come by during a pandemic, but that doesn’t mean you can’t take up a new skill like yoga, and in the case, your reading this and already are doing goat yoga on the regular you may want to try Goat Yoga in VR

If you find the idea of Goat Yoga in VR simply amazing, I recommend getting the Oculus Quest VR System. You don’t need an expensive computer to experience top-notch quality VR.

4. Smoke CBD Flower-

If you happen to run out of weed or concentrates and can’t make it to the dispensary due to a Corona Virus quarantine, we suggest buying CBD Hemp Flower online this ships to all 50 states and is federally legal. CBD Flower isn’t like a typical THC flower, as there is no head high, but it does provide a very relaxing effect. If the thought of trying CBD Flower makes you curious enough to try this wonderful product you can click this link to buy CBD Hemp Flower Online Here.

5. Netflix and Chill-

This goes without saying, but if you don’t have a Netflix account you can get your first month for free by clicking here. And try all the other free trials while you’re at it like Hulu, Disney +, HBO, and all the other streaming platforms out there.

6. Read A Book —

In the event, Amazon stops delivering books, you’re going to have to start reading e-books. I just recently took advantage of Kindle Unlimited and for $9.99 a month I can choose from thousands of books.

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