"With Blood Bowl making a comeback, it's the perfect time to catch up on the rags-to-riches story of Dirk Hoffnung, one of the greatest players ever to take to the blood-soaked playing field."

"That's true, Bob, and this official biography of Dirk in four volumes has brand new introductions by us as well, making it a must-have collector's item."

"It's amazing, Jim. Especially because I don't even know how to write."

– Jim and Bob, Blood Bowl commentators