THE LEBOWSKI

NS-1311

No Soliciting Sign

100% MADE IN USA!

Dimensions: Exactly 12" x 9"

3mm DiBond* (waterproof aluminum composite)

Precision CNC drilled

Ready to hang



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CUSTOMIZE:



With a 3M, UV Coated clear vinyl sticker! Choose an individual greeting icon to cater to your individual needs and sense of humor:



- Sarsaparilla Bottle

- Creedence Tape OK

- The Dude's Rug (Ties the Sign Together)

- Girl Scouts OK

- Deliveries / Packages OK



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PERSONAL GUARANTEE:



IF YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED WITH THE QUALITY OF OUR PRODUCT, WE WILL PROVIDE A SWIFT REPLACEMENT OR A 100% REFUND.



*DiBond is a very strong, relatively light weight, rigid aluminum composite material. Our signs are NOT thin aluminum/tin/steel with an enamel finish. Thin aluminum signs with an enamel finish are typically made in huge manufacturing facilities (mostly in China, India, etc.), hundreds or thousands at a time. We do batch 4-color processing with one sheet of DiBond at a time. The finish may be strange in comparison to enamel. That is because it is a different 4 color process much like silk screen printing. We use a CNC machine to cut the signs out of the DiBond while also drilling out the corners for hanging. Each batch process is different, I update the master images every run and play with the CMYK values and try and achieve an antique, rusted sign look. These signs are not perfect. They are however, small batch processed and NOT mass produced. We take great pride in using the tools and machines we have to make the very best product we can. For more information about DiBond, copy and paste the following URL into a separate browser window: https://3acompositesusa.com/products/dibond/



No Soliciting Signs are available in many different styles:



https://www.etsy.com/shop/SignsThatWork/



Other Artworks from Matthew Flansburg and Original LIT FUZE stickers and products are available on this site.



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BACKSTORY:



Ok, I couldn't resist, I mean, come on…The Big Lebowski. THE BIG LEBOWSKI! I had a great deal of fun working on this sign. Each character illustration was worked on for about 15-20 hours. Steve Buscemi was the hardest, although searching for "Steve Buscemi Eyes" on Google is quite funny, try it.



Complete with The Dude drinking a Caucasian, a play on Walter's now-famous meme variation, and Maude in Viking gear. Plus, John Turturro's extremely weird bowler named Jesus. Nihilists need not apply and if you aren't buying on for a friend, kidnap one yourself, Dude.



Initially created out of necessity for my family, however when our friends started asking for them, we knew we were on to something. So effective, no one will dare bother The Dude.



If you don't want solicitors or unwanted interruptions at your home, this series of signs is for you. Available in multiple styles and varying degrees of sardonic humor. All signs are 100% Made in America, individually numbered and personally signed.



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SHIPPING INFO:



FREE SHIPPING for all orders over $35



All signs are shrouded in 3 feet of 1/16 inch foam sheeting. Your sign is then placed in a bubble-wrap mailer with a cardboard backing for added protection. We typically ship within 1-2 weeks and we will follow up via the Etsy interface by marking your package "shipped".



All orders ship First Class with insurance and Delivery Confirmation included. Double and Triple orders all ship USPS Priority Mail. Etsy will automatically update the status of your package with USPS Delivery Confirmation.



Yes! We ship Internationally and our quotes include Delivery Confirmation. If you do not see your country listed either use the "Everywhere Else" shipping price, (the least expensive choice), or contact us directly to obtain a quote.



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CUSTOM WORK:



Please read all below before requesting Custom Work!



Suggestions for new sign ideas are always welcome. We will be adding new signs variations periodically and new ideas are always appreciated and taken into consideration. We receive a number of requests and suggestions weekly. Due to the volume and amount of work, most of these requests are not realistic from a single or small run production standpoint.



Custom, one-off signs are not cheap. All custom designs start at $100 plus $50/hour. Custom designs are unique artworks. Modifying current designs is not trivial. I am a full-time, gainfully employed professional designer. This Etsy store is a side-project so unless you are willing to pay, please do not request a custom sign. I will copy and paste this message as a reply when people send conversations to us regarding custom work.



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BUY THE SIGN AND NEVER BE BOTHERED AGAIN!



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COPYRIGHT:



All Original Artwork Copyright Matthew Flansburg and Flansburg Design, LLC 2012-20XX All Rights Reserved



Under no circumstances are my images and artwork authorized to be printed and/or sold by a third party. If you discover an instance of someone or shop selling my artwork or signs, and they are indeed violating my copyright, I will ship you a sign free of charge for bringing this to our attention.



1950's atomic era, retro artwork characters based upon the black and white PSA movie (Public Works). Copy and paste this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFcRhDtkQyQ



"Tin Sign" Background Image Copyright Callahan 2012 Used under license from Shutterstock.com

BowlORama Font Copyright Font Diner 1998 Used under license



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PARLA USTED INGLES?:



We speak English, South African, Australian, Scottish, Irish, Canadian, English (British), extremely broken Spanish, and, of course, Dude.