Among the funniest Seinfeld moments ever, the majority seem to come directly from George Costanza, so why not take a closer look at Mr. Art Vandelay himself? For this list, we’re talking about punchlines that make you spit out your drink or laugh milk up your nose, not humorous things over the course of an episode, or even moments that are just funny in theory (and may be very memorable but don’t necessarily deliver a huge burst of laughter). So here are the absolute funniest George Costanza moments that Gunaxin could come up with. Did we miss any of your favorites?

10. Montage of handicapped George



9. George gets hired

George Steinbrenner, owner of the NY Yankees, hires George after George berates him for ruining the team.



8. Shrinkage



7. Jerkstore preparation



6. Chip-dipping etiquette



5. George is bald



4. Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?

It’s the MOOPS!

See video here

3. George does the opposite



2. “Fire!”



1. Latex salesman



And now, a tribute to the man of the hour, George Costanza:



Honorable Mentions

Answering machine



George eats from garbage



Marine biologist



George’s trifecta



George is robbed



My mother caught me

