Me: "Herp derp, what can my gifter possibly get me that's good? I already eliminated Stephen King in my description thing."

Match [reenactment]: "This is a really long, rambling profile thing, but I don't see Lovecraft -anywhere-. You don't think she actually hasn't... Oh my god, I think she actually hasn't. THIS MUST BE REMEDIED."

Me: "OHH, SO THAT'S WHAT CTHULHU'S FROM." -Pause for contemplation.- "Oh my god... I consider myself a horror buff, and I've NEVER READ HP LOVECRAFT. What am I?? They'll kick me out of the community!! Thank you, Santa!! And, on a related note, I can't wait to read these because they look awesome!"

Actual books: Two books of short stories, over which I am currently salivating. "At the Mountains of Madness (and other Tales of Terror)" and "The Call of Cthulhu (and Other Weird Stories)"

I can't wait!