The Most Useless Creature By hwango Watch

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Created for COW #43, The Most Useless Creature.



"My lord, Spawning Vats A through F report success. Each one has spawned a new race of horrors for your dread army. The creatures in Vat C actually tore apart the demon who opened it!"



"Excellent! Soon, my armies shall - wait, did you say Vats A through F? Don't we have a vat G?"



"Er, yes. But there seems to have been a problem with that one. Best not to worry about it. Now, Vat B - there's a winner! The things that came out of it are coated in a sticky acidic goo and have about a dozen tentacles tipped with highly poisonous stingers!"



"What came out of Vat G?"



"Vat F was pretty good too. Armor plating, breathes fire, razor sharp claws - great for your army. Yep, great for the army."



"What came out of Vat G?"



"Really, my lord, best not to -"



"WHAT CAME OUT OF VAT G?!"



"...these, my lord."

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Published : Apr 27, 2006