Fun part of this one: explaining to my one non-FNAF fan beta that yes, in-game, this is how you deal with Golden Freddy, to quote Dave Barry: I am not making this up.Panel 5 has an exchange that I've been looking forward to for. It just seems like the natural reaction to this particular brand of insanity.FNAF and all its characters belong to Scott Cawthon, not me.Previous: fav.me/dc0pus7 Next: fav.me/dc3mcob PANEL 1:Springtrap: Gonna be honest-I don't know why I went for the security monitor. Blind panic, I guess? Grab the thing, hide behind it from the monster.PANEL 2:Springtrap: But the thing is...PANEL 3:Springtrap: ...It worked. No death by bear.PANEL 4:Springtrap: So I did whatever anybody else who just narrowly avoided death by ghost bear would do.PANEL 5:Springtrap: I called my best friend for help, and well...Jorge: Hello?Dante: Jorge! JORGE! You gotta get down here, man!Jorge: It's like-two am-...are you high?Dante: THE BEAR IS TRYING TO KILL ME, JORGE!Jorge: Because youhigh.Springtrap: ...don't ask what being high means, Goldie. Anyway: Jorge? Not a lot of help.