*shrieks of nerds*

Shadow: what are they?

Marauder: they were once hardcore players. Great, top of the ladder players. Then Chris Wilson the deceiver gave to them nine Andvarius rings. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into the default league. Now they are slaves to the RNG. They are the Softcorers, loot farmers, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the RNG, drawn to the power of Kaom's Heart. They will never stop hunting it.



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*Shadow has been stabbed by a flicker strike mob*

Duelist: is he going to die?

Marauder: he is passing into the default league. He'll soon become a scrub, like them.



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Marauder: what is this new devilry?

Templar: a Warden, a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!

Templar: you cannot pass! I am a servant of the Righteous Fire, wielder of the Searing Touch (6-linked!). The dark fire will not avail you, Brutus! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

*Templar is hooked by Brutus while the rest of the group is frozen with fear*

Templar. ALT-F4, you fools!

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