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: "You know what they say. See a broad to get that bodiac lay her down and smack 'em yack 'em. Col' got to be! Yo! Sheeeeeeet!"

Oldlady: "Nervous?"

Striker: "Yes."

Oldlady: "First time?"

Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

Murdock: "We have clearance Clarence."

Oever: "Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?"

Tower: "Tower's radio clearance, over!"

Oever: "That's Clarence Oever! Oever."

Tower: "Roger."

Murdock: "Huh?"

Elain: "Would you like something to read?"

Oldlady: "Do you have anything light?"

Elaine: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... how about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends?"

Oever: "You ever... seen a grown man naked ?"







Elain: "I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle"

"Striker: "Headquarters?!? What is it?"

Elaine: "Well, its a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now."

Rumack: "This lady has to b gotten to a hospital. . ."

Elaine: "A hospital . . what is it?"

Rumack: "Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

Rumack: "How soon can you land?"

Oever: "I can't tell."

Rumack: "You can tell me, I'm a doctor."

Oever: "No, I mean I'm just not sure."

Rumack: "Well, can't you take a guess?"

Oever: "Well, not for another 2 hours."

Rumack: "You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?"

Rumack: "I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."

Rumack: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"

Elaine: "Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."

Rumack: "Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."

Striker: "Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."

All Together: "Its a entirely different kind of flying."

MCrosky: "Johnny, what can you make outta this?"

Johnny: "This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . ."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using amphetimines."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Pilot: "Joey did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"

Pilot: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

Man in Tower: "Captain maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now."

Captain: "No, that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

Announcer in the airport: "Listen Betty, don't start whith your white zone bleep again."

Robert Hays: "Surely, you can't be serious."

Leslie Nielsen: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."