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Father John Misty, a Charles Manson impersonator turned musician, robbed Silverlake health guru and professional money burner Amanda Chantal Bacon of the rose quartz paperless paperweight in her juice store. As of August 25th, after a month of silence, Father John has allegedly destroyed the crystal and is selling the remnants as jewelry. The people of Los Angeles have been riveted by this tragedy for weeks. Now it's time to share this story with the world.

Shia Lebeouf as Father John Misty/Josh Tillman

Allison Williams as Amanda Chantal Bacon

Sarah Paulson as the Crystal

American Crime Story season three. On FX. Let's make this happen.

(a very serious petition by Hayley Adams for Ryan Murphy)

