The best part about a road trip is the sites, the worst part is sharing those sites with a dozen sweaty tourists. Here's a list of 50 dank detours for each of the 50 states, none of which will lead you to lines nor force you to witness any heat induced domestic disputes.

Alabama – Fairhope

Tolstoy Park

Alaska – Fairbanks

permafrost tunnel

Arizona – Safford

Huge Binocular Telescope

Arkansas - Damascus

Springfield-Des Arc Bridge

California – San Gabriel Mountains

Bridge to Nowhere

Colorado – Denver

Forney Transportation Museum

Connecticut - Stonington

The Severed Arm of Saint Edmund

Delaware – Milton

steampunk tree house

Florida – Kissimmee

Manor Professional Wrestling Dinner Theater

Georgia – Macon

The Big House (Allman Brothers Museum)

Hawaii – Pāhoa

Raëlian UFO Peace ParkIdaho

Illinois - Wilmette

bahá í temple

Indiana – New Harmony

New Harmony Labyrinth

Iowa – Columbus Junction

Lover's Leap Swinging Bridge

Kansas – Greensburg

The Big Well

Kentucky – Elizabethtown

Schmidt Museum of Coca-Cola Memorabilia

Louisiana - Ponchatoula

Manchac Swamp Bridge

Maine - Prospect

Fort Knox State Historic Site

Maryland - Catonsville

hell house altar

Massachusetts – Newton

Echo Bridge

Michigan – Paradise

Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum

Minnesota – Saint Paul

Museum of Quackery and Medical Frauds

Mississippi – Claiborne

Windsor Ruins

Missouri – Camdenton

Ha Ha Tonka Castle Ruins

Montana – Meagher

Castle Town Ghost Town

Nebraska - Harrison

Hudson-Meng Bison Kill

Nevada – Silver City

American Flats

New Hampshire - Warren

Redstone Rocket

New Jersey - Wildwood

The Race of Gentlemen

New Mexico - Tijeras

Starfire Optical Range

New York – Buffalo

museum of disability history

North Carolina – Bear Creek

Devil's Tramping Ground

North Dakota - Regent

Enchanted Highway Sculptures

Ohio – Dover

Warther Museum

Oklahoma - Bartlesville

Playtower

Oregon - Klamath Falls

Old Fort Road Gravity Hill

Pennsylvania - Philly

Philadelphia's Magic Gardens

Rhode Island – Portsmouth

Green Animals Topiary Garden

South Carolina – Wallhala

Stumphouse Tunnel

South Dakota - Montrose

Porter Sculpture Park

Tennessee – Palmyra

E.T. Wickham Sculpture Trail

Texas – Houston

art car museum

Utah – Orem

Roots of Knowledge Stained Glass

Vermont – Windsor

American precision museum

Virginia - McLean

CIA Museum

Washington – Fall City

wallaby ranch

Washington D.C.

Godey Lime Kilns

West Virginia – Victor

New River Gorge Bridge

Wisconsin – Cochrane

Suncrest Gardens Pizza Farm

Wyoming – Rawlins

Wyoming Frontier Prison Museum

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