The other day, Bryan Fischer appeared on Alan Colmes’ radio program where he refused to entertain Colmes’ questions about whether he had ever experienced any gay impulses. It seemed like a relatively simple question, but Fischer insisted that he was not going to talk about his personal life … but then decided to he needed to make it crystal clear on his own radio program today that he is a “lifelong, happily married heterosexual.“

Fischer then welcomed one of the few other Religious Right activist who can match him when it comes to demonstrating relentless anti-gay hostility, Matt Barber, onto the program so the two could congratulate one another for being so courageous in standing for the truth of Christianity in the face of the Left, which is driven by nothing but irrational rage and hatred of the truth.

“That’s why it’s so easy to be a Christian,” Barber explained, “that’s why it’s so easy to be a conservative because all we have to do is say what we believe and say what happens to be true … We just simply tell the truth; they can’t tell the truth because their entire worldview is rooted in a lie”: