They couldn’t get off that easy.

The dildo throwers — plural — have been caught (though not red-handed) by the Bills and banned for life from the Buffalo stadium, according to Andy Major, the team’s VP of operations and guest experience.

“Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out,” Major said, according to WBEN in Buffalo.

The Oct. 30 incident, in which the sex toy was hurled onto the Ralph Wilson Stadium grass, even getting camera time as it landed near the Patriots-Bills action, has been a fascination of fans. An anonymous Bills fan took credit for the erotica, on which he had scrolled “Tom Brady’s Dildo.”

On a trainwrecksports podcast, the man explained he had snuck the accessory from his girlfriend’s Halloween costume into the stadium simply with an extra pair of pants. He said his brother — perhaps the accomplice the Bills have rubber-stamped as banned for life — recorded the third-quarter heave, which didn’t catch the attention of any security.

But when they were caught, the Bills were not toying around.