So called “hover boards” were released last year in what had to be the greatest waste of marketing in human history.



So called “hover boards” were released last year in what had to be the greatest waste of marketing in human history.

The devices, which run like two wheeled skateboards and do not hover at all, use similar tech to Segways, but make the rider look even dumber.

Here’s a video of boxing legend Mike Tyson falling off of one for context.

Alright, now that we’ve all had a good laugh, take a look at the e-mail sent out to all VCU students and employees this AM:

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To the VCU and VCU Health communities,

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has recently raised safety concerns about hoverboards, which can pose a potential fire risk. Batteries for the two-wheeled, self-balancing electric boards have been connected to dozens of fires across the country.

Effective immediately, Virginia Commonwealth University is prohibiting the operation, storage and charging of hoverboards and similar products inside all owned or leased property where VCU and VCU Health conduct business. This includes residence halls, classroom buildings, VCU Medical Center and related medical enterprises. The prohibition, proposed by University Risk Management and approved by President Michael Rao, will remain in place until safety issues associated with hoverboards have been resolved.

Please leave your hoverboards at home.

VCU and VCU Health are dedicated to the safety of students, employees, patients and visitors.

Sincerely,

Thomas Briggs

Assistant Vice President

Safety and Risk Management