THE Father, the Son & the Holy Roast.

The Vicar of Chipley.

Or chip butty?

If you had to pun on the unfortunate fate of a 50-something clergyman who "fell on a potato" while hanging curtains in the nude, what would your take be?

The unfortunate tear-inducing incident was reported in UK daily Metro yesterday.

"He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato," Sheffield Northern General Hospital nurse told Metro.

The story is short and to the point - what else is there to say?

But in the interest of preserving the man's dignity, his name has been redacted.

Instead, Twitterers have taken to rofling over root vegetable-related puns such as "Midnight mash", on perhaps the most appropriately named "hashtag" ever seen - #vicarwithapotatouphisbum.

Check it out and give it your best shot in the comments section below.

And yes, "potato wedgies" is already taken.