Warning! If you stop reading this you will die, even though I have supplied you with no evidence that this is true! This still applies if you had only read the word warning, even though you could not possibly be aware of that if you did not read the part that says you will die, so this warning that you will die if you had only read the first word is entirely pointless!



Once there was a ten year old girl who killed her parents. They could have been abusive or in pain; you have no way of knowing because the reason she killed her parents is not given in this story. She lived in a mental asylum with such poor security that she had been able to kill off some of the staff. Somehow the government got involved, and they killed her with some sort of special machine. Because the people who executed her are complete assholes, the machine was hardly maintained and malfunctioned. Further showing how terrible they were, they did nothing as she suffered in agony for several hours.

Now she comes back on the anniversary of her death at 12:00 on a Monday, every week, which doesn't really count as an anniversary as anniversaries occur every year. Note that this date stays the same after leap years. Now, she will sneak into your room at this time and kill you, slowly, because you had read a letter posted by a gullible child; one that tells her story so poorly that she really should have killed whoever first invented this chain mail. If you send this letter to 20 more people, this will somehow please her, as she will have more people to kill at the exact same time. She's a bit like the Santa Claus of death. How does she do it in time? No one knows.

Don't believe me? Here are some examples:



BOB

Read this chain mail and ignored it. He later got a successful job, married his high school sweetheart, and now has three children.



HELGA

Posted this chain mail 5 times and was humiliated by the people coming to her page and complaining about her harassment.



ALICE

Sent this letter to 19 people and was banned from DeviantART for spamming.