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Rat: With all the overpopulation in the world, what if we made a rule that couples can have no more than two children? Pig: Why two? Rat: Because that allows the couple to replicate only themselves. And besides, no family's third child has ever contributed anything worthwhile to this world. Pastis: I know you know I'm a third child. Rat: I reiterate my position. Pig: Gee, maybe two should be the rule.