I think everyone’ll come up with their own joke for this one before I even finish typing this sentence.

FTR, I found this at Cornell University’s annual “Dump & Run” sale, which is a magical event where the school takes stuff that people were throwing away donated at the end of the school year and sells it back to incoming students in the fall, with proceeds going to local charities. There were a lot of uncomfortable-looking dorm chairs and plastic shelving units for sale. Also towels. You want towels? THEY GOT TOWELS. So many towels.

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