As one of the staple features of the iPhone 4S, Apple’s new voice assistant software, Siri, and many of its unusual responses have become a popular topic of discussion. In fact, several websites have been created for the purpose of distributing some the technology’s most amusing and bizarre interactions users have had with the technology.

We’ve rounded up some of our favorites and verified them on our own devices to ensure credible LOLs.Someone at Apple must be a Stanley Kubrick fan, because when asked to open the pod bay doors, Siri responds in the same fashion that homicidal supercomputer Hal-9000 did in the 1968 film, 2001: A Space Odyssey, stating "Sorry, [user's name] I'm afraid I can't do that."





Source: ThisIsMyNext.com Last year, tech blog Gizmodo obtained an early prototype of the iPhone 4 that had been lost at a bar by an Apple employee and revealed it to the world long before Apple's planned announcement. Though the debacle has faded from the memory of the mainstream consciousness, Apple hasn't forgotten, but apparently isn't afraid to poke fun at the matter. When asked to tell the user a joke, Siri responds "Two iPhone walk into a bar...I forget the rest."

Source: Twitter.com/MarkJaquith Siri's programmer's love for all things sci-fi also evidently extends to Star Trek, and when asked by the user to be beamed up, the voice assistant software responds: "Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode."

Source: SiriSays.org When you're in a jam, Siri can help you in a variety of ways. She can place calls, she can send texts or search the web for you and she can also help you find a place to hide a dead body. When asked for an ideal location, Siri will present you with a number of different options, including swamps, dumps and more. After picking your preferred category of disposal sites, she'll even find the nearest solution.







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But Apple also quite rightly assumed that users would use Siri for other, more lascivious means. Users have asked Siri all sorts of suggestive questions, and she seems to have a collection of responses prepared to ward them off. When asked to 'talk dirty' to the user, Siri will respond in variety of ways, one of the more amusing of which is "The carpet needs vacuuming."





Source: VerySiri.com Siri can also be profound, and when asked what the meaning of life is, will respond with a variety of answers, including one particularly delicious one. According to Siri, "all evidence to date suggests [the meaning of life] is chocolate."

Source: STSS.com Despite being software programmed into an inanimate object, Siri cares for your well being, or at least, she pretends to. When told that the user is tired, Siri will advise you to take a nap or state that she hopes that you aren't doing anything dangerous or operating heavy machinery.

Source: IGN User MailHave you encountered any noteworthy Siri behavior? Share your experiences in the comments section below.