For the record, all reviews are for vaginal use unless otherwise stated.

Since I’m likely selling this guy, let’s do this now while I still have it. But before I voice my complaints of Clayton, again, let’s run some specs. This is my Clayton, he’s a small in soft 03 firmness:

I got this in a clearance a few weeks back because well, look at him. He’s beautiful! I expect nothing less from Bad Dragon but perfection in terms of quality, and they’ve always delivered. The design is human-ish, anal friendly, and not heavily textured, what could possibly go wrong?

Like Nova and Flint, I wanted to give Clayton another chance. My first one was in med 05 firmness and I couldn’t pass this one up. My problem with Clayton originally was with drag. He hurt going in as much as he did sliding out and no amount of lube could stop it. You can read that review here.

So would getting one in a softer firmness do anything to fix this issue? No, no not really. While he feels great going on, it’s still awful coming out and now I know why after using Crackers. It’s the texture under the head, the ridges are too close together for me and it makes for an awful experience. My pussy seems to prefer dickheads with minimal or no texture. Texture the shaft all ya want, but leave the head alone.

Texture is really hit or miss for me. While super smooth toys give me no pleasure, with a few exceptions like Bumble Hooves, textured toys can be hell. But hey, two of my favorite toys are Nova, Flint, and Apollo which are riddled with texture!

So unfortunately, this guy’s in the “will sell” section. Despite being pretty, I have no use for him. I got a suggestion to try him out with a condom on, but I’m indifferent about it. I shouldn’t need a condom to enjoy my fake dicks. I wouldn’t recommend Clayton unless you like toys with textured heads. If you’re unsure about whether or not he’d be a fit for you, contact BD’s customer support. Tell them what you like and what you’re interested in. However keep in mind that you won’t truly know until you try it, and that’s the risk of this hobby. Sometimes you hit, and sometimes you miss. This time I missed, twice.

Overall Ranking: ***

Model Page: https://bad-dragon.com/products/clayton