Obamas Return from Vacation Michelle Obama went on a wild food binge and packed on a massive 95 pounds — triggering a shocking marriage crisis in the White House! Insiders told Barack Obama is fed up with her out- of-control appetite and exploding waistline, and has issued an executive order: Diet now, or we’re getting a divorce! Stressed-outwent on a wild food binge and packed on a massive 95 pounds — triggering a shocking marriage crisis in the White House! Insiders told The National ENQUIRER thatis fed up with her out- of-control appetite and exploding waistline, and has issued an executive order: Diet now, or we’re getting a divorce! Photo credit: Getty Images

michelle obama weight gain 2 Now the disgusted Prez has even been caught without his wedding ring while touring the country of Laos! But the 5'11" first lady, crushing the scales at 257 pounds, still can’t stop stuffing her face, the insider said. She’s frantic with worry about her wild child Malia, who has been caught in sex and drug scandals — and that fuels her two-fisted food rampages!

President Obama Hosts State Dinner For Singapore’s Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong “Everyone is blown away by Michelle’s bulge — especially considering what a fitness freak she’s been all these years!” an inside-the-Beltway spy dished to The ENQUIRER. “Barack is furious! He’s ordered Michelle to hit the White House gym or get slapped with divorce papers!” Photo credit: Getty Images

Obamas Return from Vacation President Obama is so disgusted by his wife’s weight gain that after nearly 24 years of marriage, he’s lost that loving feeling, insiders said. “Barack is looking everywhere but at his wife,” another White House source tattled. “They haven’t had sex in months! It’s put a tremendous strain on the marriage.” Photo credit: Getty Images

President Obama Hosts State Dinner For Singapore’s Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong “She is now officially morbidly obese,” said Dr. Gabriel Mirkin, who has not treated Michelle. “This weight gain will increase her risk of heart attack, stroke and even death.” It's an especially shocking twist after the First Lady spent years lecturing the country on fitness, and spearheaded the "Let's Move!" campaign to battle childhood obesity! Photo credit: Getty Images

President Obama Hosts State Dinner For Singapore’s Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong But lately, the 52-year-old mother of two has been on an out-of-control eating and boozing binge fueled by family issues, according to one staffer close to her. “Michelle’s drinking more than usual, and she’s been doing a BUNCH of stress snacking,” said the source. “It’s really due to the stress of what’s been going with Malia’s wild behavior and the overall strain inside her marriage.” Photo credit: Getty Images

First Family Departs for Martha’s Vineyard Michelle’s staggering weight gain was caught on camera as the first family strolled across the tarmac in Cape Cod, Mass., to board Air Force One for a flight back to Washington, D.C. “She is attempting to wear a dress that conceals her body shape, whereas in earlier photos she was quite proud to wear ‘slim jeans,’ ” noted Dr. Otto Placik, a Chicago-area plastic surgeon, who has not treated Michelle. “She’s clearly gained a significant amount of weight.” Photo credit: Getty Images