When it comes to unsavory religious fanatics, Ted Cruz certainly comes to mind, but there are many more associated with his campaign that don’t get nearly as much attention. While Samantha Bee‘s show Full Frontal is off this week, she did leave a present for viewers: a roundup of some of Cruz’s more horrifying faith-based besties.

She covers everything from the Almighty’s Hit List to God pulling the Mafia Treatment — and only one of those was something she made up to mock noted homophobe and Girl Scouts nemesis Pastor Kevin Swanson. The other is an actual quote from Swanson, admiringly putting the Good Lord’s tough-love stance into perspective.

It’s quite a funny piece. And also a little terrifying.



