Obama has given yet another lengthy speech where he will yet again pivot towards the economy. It was long and repeated many of the same inane bromides and mindless drivel that his even more mindless supporters eat up like a hippie on the chronic.

Included in this flowery speech was the following:

“America, we have made it through the worst of yesterday’s winds. And if we find the courage to keep moving forward; if we set our eyes on the horizon, we too will find an ocean of tomorrows, a sky of tomorrows – for America’s people, and for this great country that we love.”

Looks like the only things he forgot to talk about were “flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles”

Between the length of his speech and the seemingly choom induced language, it begs the question:

"Oceans of tomorrow. Skies of tomorrow." #Obama's speech… was it a Prog Rock album? Would've been better if Yes were playing the entire time — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) July 25, 2013

Next time, when Obama gives another inane speech, just kick back and listen to Progressive Rock rather than a Progressive idiot.

A little mood music:

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