"I love books. Do you love books?"

"Well, um..."

"If you do... We would share a very special bond."

"Oh. O-of course I do! Long live books!"

"Oh! I'm so happy to hear you say that."

"Y-yeah... So... About that bond?"

"Yes. A moment please. Spike! I got a new member here! Bring me the form!"

"A new... what?"

"Your new library card will be ready right after you fill the form."

"Huh? What the... What kind of bond is that?"

"The one between the librarian and the book borrower?"

"..."

"What did you expect?"

"Well...."