When we moved into our house way back in 2008, we wanted to get in quick, so we skimped on the inspection. Later, when the pipes in the basement started regurgitating sewage like chocolate in Wonka’s factory, I learned that there were tree roots growing into the line. This, in turn, led to me nearly tearing my hand off with a very powerful sewer snake. Long story short, this comic almost never came to be because of really shitty situation.

I HOPE IT DOESN’T BEAR FRUIT