“Here’s the thing you already know: The Kansas City Chiefs are based in Kansas City, Missouri. [Imitating Trump] ‘Oh, I know Missouri. It’s the Show-Me State because you have to show me where it is on the map. Is it the one — let me ask you this, let me ask you this: Is it the one that looks like a pork chop? Trick question — they all look like pork chops to me.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Now, I know it’s confusing that there are two Kansas Cities to a middle schooler who’s just finding out about it, but I guess we can’t expect the president of the United States to keep track of all the states.” — SETH MEYERS

“Trump knew that. He just didn’t want to try and spell Missouri. He’s like, ‘M-i-z-z — I’ll just put Kansas.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“So Trump had to delete and correct the tweet. I wonder who the lucky staffer — who had to tell him that. I think that’s when they send in Ivanka in those situations.” — JIMMY KIMMEL