So, Reuters just upped the ante in the “most absurd Hillary Clinton defense” pot. And it was BEYOND parody. Seriously; Look at it:

How to get sick on the U.S. campaign trail: Little sleep, bad food, germs everywhere https://t.co/mQzznytl26 pic.twitter.com/Tw1OMLJmkI — Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 13, 2016

Oh sweeties! Bless your precious sycophantic hearts.

Twitter users couldn’t stop laughing and gave Reuters the business.

@Reuters HAUAHUAHUHAUAU AHHH REUTERS TRY HARD — Mafinha 2.0 (@mafiasumers) September 13, 2016

@Reuters Unlike Trump, she's spent more time laying low and at celebrity fundraisers than campaigning, lately. Try another excuse for her. — Cee Level (@CeeHag) September 13, 2016

And whoops:

@Reuters I know, right? Have you even seen how sick Trump- Oh, wait. He's NOT. — Sandy (@RightGlockMom) September 13, 2016

Snicker.

@Reuters how to get sick on the campaign trail: expose voters and children to candidates that do not reveal they are seriously ill — Rita Teal (@RitaTeal) September 13, 2016

Double whoops.

@Reuters she's younger, had half the campaign stops, and far more experience on the trail. So why isn't Trump collapsing in a heap? — fats hendrix (@fatshendrix) September 13, 2016

Good question. Care to tackle that one, Reuters hacks? No? Well, here’s an exit suggestion for you: