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Bill Gates Unveils Microsoff Internet Inhaler





Read Bill's press release on the browser that is truly a puff ahead of the competition. Or, hear a clip of Bill during the press release.









Internet Exploiter - It's a hit!



The best-of-breed 4.0 browser from Microsoff is now available (best-of-breed to us kind of means incest to other developers who actually come up with innovative ideas). Still, it's the browser that everyone will end up using no matter where they end up. River 3.0 delivers streaming content like never seen before.



With this new breakthrough technology, you can now have a river on your desktop streaming in realtime! You can watch the river flow without bandwidth congestion. Flood version coming in the near future... Back to Microsoff

Gear up for Internet Inhaler 4.0 and "push"



With our new push technology, II 4.0 (Code-named Poopie) is really going to be a market plunk. With this new technology, marketers will really get you where the hard sell is the easiest, at the toilet. Industry experts are already talking toilet paper. This is what you've been waiting for to compliment PPP.





MSII Takes the World by Storm with Great New Features

Microsoff Internet Inhaler has a host of cool features including the new Super X® technology and JAVA craplets! Breakthrough technology for the end-user.





Support Microsoff Internet Inhaler

Already, more than 10 sites support Microsoff Internet Inhaler, including Bronwen's Home Page, Area51 6906, and others! Why not join in today!





10 reasons why MSII beats Netscape

You can have MSII and Netscape on your hard drive at the same time, but we doubt it. MSII takes up so much space, it will be the only thing you have on your hard drive after awhile.





MSII's Faster, Idiots

Don't listen to the freaks at Netscape, Microsoff Internet Inhaler is better than Netscape. Their comparison was a bunch of bull and their browser sucks. They're a bunch of idiots at Netscape, so why not get a copy of MSII? 99 out of 100 people prefer Microsoff Internet Inhaler over Netscape!





Microsoff Internet Inhaler the fastest growing browser on the market!

According to ZONED out research, Microsoff Internet Inhaler is gaining share to Netscape. Hehe, it's cool skewing the results. You see, we link pages that track hits to our popular site which the users of MSII default to. Then we can get about 40% of the browser hits on some pages!





Microsoff Internet Inhaler product of the year!



"Take a puff closer to your imagination." Internet Inhaler won MVP in all the leading PC magazines. They all said our browser was just... uh.. better than Netscape (We forgot to mention we own all the major PC magazines).



