Not so candid camera: How those celebrity holiday snaps might benefit from a little airbrushing



High Street photo shops say customers are now so vain they want their holiday snaps airbrushed. So how would the celebs fare?

SIMON COWELL

To make Simon Cowell's body as impressive as his ego, we whipped off his chest hair and shrunk his waist

CHERIE BLAIR

That swimsuit does nothing for Cherie's tummy, legs and arms. We've slimmed her and evened her skin tone MICHAEL WINNER



The shorts are eye-catching, but we've made Winner thinner by getting rid of his man-boobs and double chin

KERRY KATONA

Motherhood has left its mark on troubled TV reality star Kerry Katona's tummy, so we made her flab-free DAVID BECKHAM





It seems a shame that Adonis-like Becks sports stubble and tattoos. We gave him a shave and wiped the tats

JERRY HALL



Even ex-supermodels can't avoid orange peel. To give Jerry Hall her figure back, we smoothed her cellulite ROD STEWART



We don't like leopard-print Speedos on crinkly rockers. Rod Stewart is better in shorts, with a slimmer waist

SADIE FROST

A wave reveals actress Sadie Frost's bottom. We did what she couldn't do in time, and pulled up her bikini ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER