Scene 12:





We fade in to see The Dude in a bath tub, bubbles are everywhere, the bathtub is an expensive design that is long enough to stretch out his legs. The Dude takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, he eases into the water with a big grin on his face.

We shift to the left through the door to see Maude and Knox sitting next to each other with Geoff sitting on Maude's lap, holding her close with her arms clasped gently around her torso.



Maude: I'm glad you were able to keep my daughter safe in my absence, I would never have guessed that you of all people would be rescuing my daughter.



We turn around to see Walter sitting on the sofa across from them.



Walter: Ahem, no thanks needed mam, just serving my country.



Knox: *Giggles* we had such a fun adventure Maudey!



Maude: Good, I look forward to hearing about what happened.



Jackie Treehorn comes walking in and sits on a tan colored chair to the right between Maude and Walter. Jackie has a Glass with some sort of beverage in his hand, with 4 ice cubes in it and a little red straw.



Jackie: I have my agents surrounding the area, we are totally safe.



Everyone takes a big sigh of relief.



Walter: so has anyone seen the dude?



Maude: Mr. Lebowski is in the bathtub, he requested some relaxation after your run in with the Big Dicks men.



Walter: That's my dude, he's been through a lot.



Geoff: Well I believe its time for us to start the next phase of our plan.



Jackie: We leave all of our resources up to you.



Geoff slides out of Maude's grip and runs to the other room, she comes back with a black laptop, she sets it on the table and begins typing.



Geoff: From the data we uncovered in the security room computer we found out where the Big Dicks main center of operations are. They aren't in the US that's for sure........ *typing*..... It's going to take me some time to decode the location, unfortunately when we downloaded the information we also got a few of the fire walls too, so I'm going to have to get past those before we can get any more of the information.



Maude: Don't over work yourself dear.



Geoff gives Maude an "I know what I'm doing" sort of look.



Maude: Alright dear, you know what is best, I taught you well.



The Dude comes out of the bathroom with an expensive looking robe on.



Dude: "Hey Jackie, what kind of material is this?

The Dude tugs a bit on the robe.



Jackie: Egyptian Cotton.



Dude: Huh....?

He nods and sits down next to Walter, on the table between Maude and Walter there is a White Russian. The Dudes eyes light up as he takes the glass and sips it. He crosses his legs and leans back.



Walter: Hey Dude, feelin' better?



The Dude: Yeah, man, I'm feelin satisfied. Hey Maude.



Maude: Hello "Dude", it is nice to see you again.



The Dude: Nice to see you too. *Smiles*



Jackie: I have prepared something nice for you two, for your efforts.



Neune comes out from the back of the room with a silver platter in her hand, a rather large long one.



Walter: Oh man this is gonna be good! What is it? Duck? Turkey?



Neune lifts off the lid to reveal two gigantic Cheech and Chong sized joints, both of them least a foot long and two inches wide.



The Dudes eyes grow huge with excitement, his jaw drops, and he takes one of the Godzilla joints. He slowly moves it across his nose, savoring every scent that flows through his nostrils.

The Dude looks up at Neune with a big smile.



The Dude: You got a light man?



Jackie searches through his pockets and eventually fishes out an expensive looking lighter, it's maroon with a picture of a naked woman on it, it's about six inches long. He tosses it over to the Dude.



Walter takes the other joint and sniffs the end.



Walter: This is some high grade stuff Jackie, where's it from?



Jackie: It's Maui Wowie, privately flown in.



Walter: hohoho I've been a good boy this year.



Upon hearing this new information The Dude lights up one side and and begins puffing away, he coughs a bit and his eyes turn red almost instantly. He hands the lighter to Walter who proceeds to to ease into the same state.



Knox: *in a goofy voice* I don't know how you can smoke that, ughhh drugs are SO bad for you!



Geoff: Actually it's quite the contrary *still staring at the screen* From my research it seems that the THC causes the body to produce more T cells which boost the bodies immunity,



Maude looks at her and sighs.

Maude: My daughter, always the little book worm, researching everything. Even in things that she shouldn't know.



Geoff: Well how could I not look into it after I find out that my father is a flashback to the 1960's counter-culture.



We shift around to The Dude is passed out on the chair with the joint still lit in his hand, a small bit of it came off on the couch and began to catch fire.



Walter: *pushing the dude to wake up* Dude!! Your on fire Dude, wake up!



The Dude wakes up to find that the left side of the couch has a mini bon fire. The Dude starts screaming and picks up a sofa cushion and begins pounding the fire, the fire spreads to the sofa cushion, the dude begins screaming like a little girl not knowing what to do, he drops the sofa cushion on the ever growing flame In panic of setting his hands on fire.



Jackie appears by the flame and pours his drink all over it, putting the fire out. He looks at the Dude for a few seconds with a calm almost creepy calm face without saying a word, and then shifts his attention to Walter for a few seconds before proceeding to leave the room.



Walter: Uh-Oh dude, you've done it now.



The Dude puts his hands on his forhead and massages his brows. "Man it's been a hell of a day. I'm getting too old for this Walter.



Maude: We should all get some sleep now, we have an important day tomorrow.



Geoff: It's going to take all night to decode the firewalls on the drive anyway, I'll have the directions for the destination in the morning.



Everyone leaves the and we cut to Woo showing The Dude where he will be sleeping. The Dude still with the Godzilla blunt in his had continued to puff away.



The Dude: *exhaling smoke* Are you keeping up on your practice man? We have that big tournament coming up soon.



Woo shrugs and leaves the room. The Dude shakes his head, takes another puff before putting it out in an ashtray on the bedside dresser and crawls in bed, the screen fades black.



He's in a foreign country, the time period looks to be around 1100AD, he's sitting in a dark room with another man.



1st man: I can't believe what you are telling me! You quitting the family business, this is outrageous! I can't let you stay here any longer, you must either leave the country or die!



The Dude: I don't know what you're talking about man.



1st man: You know exactly what I mean, ever since you went "There" it's like you've become an entirely different person!



Suddenly Donny appears next to the Dude.



Donny: Dude you need to wake up, shit is going down Dude, In and Out Burger... Walrus... Pedarass dude... FIND OLIVER!



Suddenly a bottle comes flying out from the dark into the dudes face.

We hear an alarm as the scene fades out.