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Leaked Meeting of the Quorum of the 12 Apostles during the recent leaks

00:00 - 00:03 MormonLeaks just released more financial records

00:04 - 00:05 The leakers gave the docs to Ryan McKnight

00:05 - 00:07 An exmormon who lives in Nevada

00:08 - 00:12 Most leaks are getting media attention

00:12 - 00:15 and it seems the leaks will continue

00:17 - 00:19 But he is gay, isn't he?

00:19 - 00:21 If we cure him, the leaks will stop.

00:24 - 00:26 Elder Bednar...

00:27 - 00:28 It's not just him

00:31 - 00:33 It's not just him... Employees are giving him the docs

00:34 - 00:36 This has nothing to do with being gay. The leaks will continue.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who has not received the Second Anointing, leave the room now

01:13 - 01:15 But he must be gay!

01:15 - 01:17 Just like NewNameNoah!

01:18 - 01:23 Where are the flaming swords when we need them?

01:25 - 01:28 Joseph put a rock in a hat

01:29 - 01:31 And heard the voice of God!

01:31 - 01:34 As a successor I am entitled to revelation!

01:34 - 01:37 I have heard the word of God and I know he is gay!

01:37 - 01:40 Gayer than Liberace in drag on the streets of San Francisco!

01:40 - 01:42 Elder Bednar, he is married with kids...

01:42 - 01:46 Then why would he release documents? Why would he leave the church?

01:46 - 01:48 Elder Bednar, he doesn't believe the church is true

01:48 - 01:52 The church is true! He needs therapy!

01:53 - 01:54 It's the only way

01:56 - 01:57 The First Presidency is riding my ass about this

01:57 - 02:00 Every day I hear from Eyring

02:00 - 02:03 "Bednar, stop this fucking garbage!"

02:04 - 02:08 Then he starts weeping for no goddamn reason

02:08 - 02:13 Like he's in the middle of a fucking General Conference talk!

02:14 - 02:16 I want to grab him by the balls

02:17 - 02:21 and ask him why he weeps over his own shitty anecdotes

02:27 - 02:29 And Monson... Jesus Christ...

02:30 - 02:34 The man tells a story and then immediately tells it again

02:34 - 02:36 Always about a widow

02:41 - 02:42 And Uchtdorf...

02:43 - 02:47 They call him the Silver Fox but damn it, everyone knows I'm the best looking apostle!

02:48 - 02:53 All he's got going for him is his hair and accent

02:54 - 02:56 Someone should leak his hair products

02:56 - 02:59 If I had his hair, I would be in the First Presidency

03:00 - 03:02 We need to start leaking shit about them so I can get in power!

03:04 - 03:07 Sister, he is only speaking as a man, not as a prophet

03:14 - 03:16 If it wasn't for those Lion House rolls

03:19 - 03:23 and $10,000 a month, I would start my own church

03:25 - 03:26 These leaks are sickening

03:31 - 03:33 Like looking at Boyd Packer's face all those years

03:40 - 03:46 I am beginning to feel like a scientologist

03:46 - 03:49 The church is dying a slow death