Sound the alarm, wake up the men, our watch will soon be engulfed in a bitterly cold battle!

The one true high born king, "Secret Santa" has given us a warrior with unrelenting resolve. Jon Snow, though a bastard, has a rally cry that is incontestable with those pampered high born asses. He is a brother I am honored to fight with in this siege.

Our opponent is no doubt tough since they are the undead. They are ruthless with nothing left to lose yet much suffering to share. The White Walkers will succumb to our plight because not only we have Jon Snow, but shirts adorned with the icon of another great brother of ours, the Hound.

Along with Snow, the Hound boosted our morale with his scrumptious "chicken." I do not know if it is really chicken, but nevertheless he is one of the few finest butchers I ever met in Westeros.

We will defend the Wall and defeat the white walker scum!

Thanks again for these wonderful gifts Santa! I was not expecting for you to go above and beyond for me. And I feel a little spoiled for having such GoT merchandise! You are honestly a great person with overwhelming kindness for the anons of the internet. I hope you received a thoughtful gift as well from your SS.