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Pig: Hey, neighbor Bob. How goes it? Bob: Not great. My wife's off doing a traveling show with a magician, they entertain kids with magic and songs. Pig: What kind of songs? Bob: Oh, you know, "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out.' But I don't like it. I think her and the magician are having an affair. Pig: Sounds like hocus pocus hokey pokey hanky panky. Bob: You're why I stopped reading the paper.