Here's a weird fact about life: You simply never know when you're going to happen upon a hand grenade. You may not know when your day will come, but you can decide what you'll do if it does, and, to be clear, there's a right answer and a wrong answer. The right one: Calling the authorities and not touching it. The wrong one: Placing it in your trunk and heading to Taco Bell for a meal.

And yet, that is exactly what one Florida Man did. He'd been magnet fishing in Ocklawaha when he found the explosive, reports Gizmodo. Once he found it, he put it in his trunk, and made his way to Taco Bell. As one does.