As we gear up for the greatest time of the year aka a new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, I thought I’d go over the cast and offer my entirely unasked for opinions.

Please Get Eliminated Early:

Coco, Roxxxy, Adore, Ginger (although I suspect she may do well)

Should Be Interesting To Watch:

Alyssa, Tatianna, Phi Phi

Clearly This Season Exists To Give Them A Win:

Katya, Alaska, Detox

My heart wants Katya or Alaska to win, my gut says Alaska or Detox will win, and I think Ru would pick Alaska over Detox.