Anonymous asked: What are those floaty things in my vision that I can see sometimes? Is this something thats cause for concern?

Don’t worry, what you’re seeing are merely BACTERIAL GHOSTS.

You see, our overuse of anti-bacterial soaps and cleaners have killed so much bacteria - the bacterial underworld can no longer hold any more bacterial souls. So now, the ghosts of Salmonella and Staphylococcus float through our dimension, and on our eyeballs, with no place to call home. It’s kinda sad when you think about it.