Hello people who live on the internet!

My name is Peridot! I am a sentient being that has just discovered the existence of fandom fiction entirely by accident when I was searching for Camp Pining Hearts Season 9 news at four in the morning! I had no idea this type of art existed, so I since I had already mastered all visual artistic mediums, this seemed like a natural next step!

I considered writing fiction based on Camp Pining Hearts, but I had difficulty thinking of ways to improve upon objectively the best thing ever created on this planet (Steven is a close second. And there's nothing wrong with second place. But he is second.) But then I discovered the existence of "real person fics" where it is apparently common to create stories about people who exist in the real world! I know many individuals who I could write literally tens of stories about, so I decided to try that.

I was slightly tired at the time and not feeling extremely motivated so I was only able to write sixty stories today, but here are the best ones! Enjoy!