A massive meta-study that analyzed nearly 9,500 scientific papers, encyclopedia entries, and newspaper articles has revealed that articles written by journalists who insult one or more moderators of /r/leagueoflegends is correlated with markedly-decreased factual validity and empirical value compared to information from mod-friendly writers.

Let me tell you why you are reading this, Richard. You read this because you know something. What you know you can’t explain. But you feel it. You felt it every time you visit r/LeagueofLegends.That there’s something wrong with the subreddit. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there. Like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.

“When you compare banned material, like ‘Did Twitch actually buy a talent agency? Good Game highlights legal conundrums for esports,’ with unbanned material, like ‘What If the Wolf Spirit actually looked like a wolf?’ there is simply no comparison in terms of value to the community,” stated one /r/LoL mod. “Our careful moderation has ensured that we can emulate the success of major subreddits, like /r/funny, by not weighing ourselves down with information that requires processing or thinking.”

Examples of information that offends the mods include:

• Articles by Richard Lewis

You click the blue arrow. The story ends. You wake up in your bed and read… whatever “relevant” League of Legends content you want to read on r/LeagueofLegends. You click the orange arrow. You stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Fascinating enough, a later double-blind experiment showed that when insulting material was appended to already-written news articles, encyclopedia entries, and academic papers, the reality would actually warp itself to accommodate. This quantum effect is currently being studied to determine if it can control the perceptions of a massive population of people.

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