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♪ It's gonna get

a little weird ♪

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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪

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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪

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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪

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♪ I ain't from

'round here ♪

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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪

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♪ Yeh-heah ♪

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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪

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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪

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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,

pa, pa, pa, pa ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ It's gonna get

a little weird ♪

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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪

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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

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♪ Oh, burrito ♪

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♪ Burrito ♪

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♪ I'll never let you go ♪

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♪ My little burrito ♪

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♪ Burrito, burrito, burrito ♪

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♪ We've got such a long way

to go ♪

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♪ For me to eat you ♪

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MARCO: Hey Star!

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- ( screams )

- Ow!

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Marco! What did I

tell you about...

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Wait... Marco!

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Hi.

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Oh, my goodness!

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It's so good to see you.

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Um, what are you doing here?

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I missed it here,

so, I decided to come back

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- ( toilet flushes )

- TOM: ♪ Burrito, burrito ♪

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- ♪ I'll never let... ♪

- Tom?

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- Marco!

- Tom!

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- GUARD: Intruder!

- ( Marco groans )

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KNIGHTS: Hup, hup, hup.

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Uh, wait, wait, wait,

wait a minute.

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Guys, guys, hey guys,

it's all right. It's just Marco.

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I'm not an intruder.

King River said

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See?

I got the cape and everything.

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( laughs )

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- Look, he's got a cape.

- ( all laughing )

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Ugh, River.

I'm so confused here.

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You told Marco

he could be a knight?

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Well, uh, yeah.

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I never actually thought

we'd see him again. Ha ha!

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I'm sorry, Marco, but I'm afraid

that's not how it works.

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But King River

gave me a knight's cape.

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M for Mewni.

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No, my boy,

that's my meat blanket.

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- Meat blanket?

- Yes.

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- I also have a cheese doily.

- ( sighs )

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But I wore this thing

every day.

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For weeks. Weeks...

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I'm sorry, Marco,

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but becoming a knight

is no easy task.

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Yes. It takes years

of intense training, dear.

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Yeah.

Years of intense training.

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- He hasn't even been a squire.

- A squire?

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Hey, I can do that.

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River, are any of our knights

in need of a squire?

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Wait, I've got it.

How about we set him up

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with Sir Pop Lock and Dropeth?

Hmm?

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That old scamp!

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( whispering ) Um, actually,

he "pop, locked, and dropped".

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You mean...?

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Oh, my.

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Star, why don't you

have Marco stay with you?

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It will give you two

a chance to catch up

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while we figure this out.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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I know a knight

he can squire for.

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Man, Star. I'm sorry.

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I feel like I just

crash landed into your life.

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Well, we figured it out.

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Yeah... um, cool.

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Wow, heh. Check out

all these stairs.

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So, what does Jackie

think about all this?

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Oh, well, she wasn't

really into it, but you know me.

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Ain't nobody telling me

what to do. ( chuckles )

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That-that was a joke.

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Actually, yeah,

she-she broke up with me.

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Well,

I'm very sorry about that.

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So, are you and Tom--

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Yep!

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Oh, look, here's that door

we were walking to.

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( Lavabo laughing )

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Found you!

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Ah, here's our guy,

Sir Lavabo. Hi!

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Ah, princess.

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I will be with you shortly.

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I have a job to finish.

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There. Every sock in the kingdom

now has its mate.

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How may I be of service?

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Well, I...

I got you a squire.

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( gasps )

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My own squire?

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What do you call him?

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- Marco Diaz.

- What?

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I'm squiring

for the laundry guy?

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Yeah. This is Sir Lavabo.

He's super cool.

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But I'd be way down here

in the basement.

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Actually, sub-basement.

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So moody.

You're gonna love it.

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Yeah, but, just the same,

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how about you princess me up

something a little closer,

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like, say,

something in the castle?

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Marco, just 'cause

I'm a princess

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doesn't mean

I can do anything I want.

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Yeah, but if I'm

all the way down here,

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we're never even

gonna see each other.

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( growls )

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You don't appreciate

anything I do!

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Star, wait. I didn't mean...

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Marco Diaz, are you ready

for your first quest?

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Yeah... sure.

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What are we doing?

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You must empty

the lint catcher.

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( mocking Marco )

"Oh, hey Star!

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I just showed up

out of nowhere.

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Why don't you give me

a job to do?

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Okay, Marco, here's a job.

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No, not that job!

Another job--" ( groans )

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Hello.

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Eclypsa.

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They're giving you

some outdoor time.

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That's great.

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I know.

And real dragon chains,too.

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( sighs ) They make a lady

feel so free.

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Oh, yeah, that's, uh,

that's really awesome.

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Can I sit?

Sit, like, right there?

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( grunts )

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( exhales )

Thanks.

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Here, take a load off.

Feed the birds.

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Always makes me feel better.

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I don't get how some people

think it's okay

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to just drop into your life

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without so much

as a head's up.

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You know what I'm saying?

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And then you try

to help him out,

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no appreciation.

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So, what's his name?

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Huh? What?

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No, no, no, no, no,

it's not like that.

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Well, well, not anymore.

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- It's just Marco.

- Well, Marco.

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So, that's it.

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Marco thinks that

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just because

I'm a princess,

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I can get him

whatever job he wants.

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Well, can't you?

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No... yes.

But that's not the point.

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Well, now that he's here,

do you want him to stay?

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Uh, yeah... no.

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Ugh, I don't know.

Doesn't matter anyway.

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I already made him

a laundry squire.

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He's squiring

for the knight of the wash?

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Well, then your problem

will take care of itself, dear.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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No squire has ever survived

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more than a day

in the laundry room.

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It's the most dangerous place

in the castle.

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( gasps ) Marco! I got to go.

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Thanks for the popcorn.

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That wasn't popcorn.

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Lavabo, where's Marco?

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On his first quest,

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cleaning out the lint catcher,

mi' lady.

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Oh, no.

Sparkle slushie juice blast!

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Wait, princess!

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Marco?

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Whoa!

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( blows raspberry )

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That was weird.

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Marco! There you are.

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No, don't.

You're gonna wake it up.

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- What?

- No, I said.

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Don't. You're gonna wake it up.

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What?

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( sighs ) I said,

you're going to wake it up.

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( slithering )

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( screeching )

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- Whoa!

- Ugh!

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Whoa! Aah!

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Aah!

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Rolling thunder lightning blast!

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Aah!

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( grunts )

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( shrieks )

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No!

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( Star screaming )

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( grunts )

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Marco!

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( belches )

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Huh?

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( belches )

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( both grunt )

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Marco, are you okay?

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We gotta get

that fan moving.

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( monster rumbling )

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( Marco grunting )

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Hiya!

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( grunts )

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It won't budge!

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Wiggle harder!

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( rumbling )

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I'm coming, Marco.

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- Ha, gotcha!

- Whoa!

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( monster screaming )

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Fantastic exit beam!

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- Aah!

- Aah!

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( both grunt )

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LAVABO:

Bravo!

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Fantastique!

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Only one other squire

has survived the lint catcher.

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Me!

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Marco Diaz, you will make

a fine squire

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for the knights of the wash.

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( chuckles ) Great.

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Thanks, I guess.

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Uh, Lavabo, can you

give us a sec?

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I need to talk

to Marco alone.

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As you wish, Princess.

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Long live the wash.

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( sighs )

Okay, listen, Marco.

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Here's the thing.

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A lot has changed

in my life since you left.

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It's complicated,

but I finally figured out

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that I just need to be

the best princess I can now.

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And with you here

it's really hard to--

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Yeah, yeah.

I totally get it.

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It was a crazy bad idea

for me to do this

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without giving you

a heads up.

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I'll go back to Earth.

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That's not what I meant.

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Okay, can I, uh,

take my hands

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I feel like I'm gonna

run into something.

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Okay, stop.

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This is the place.

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Sparkle glitter bomb expand.

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Okay, you can look now.

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Wow.

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Is that... ( gasps )

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What?

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No way!

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I can't believe it!

249

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( puppies whimpering )

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My room!

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( gasps )

All my stuff!

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My galactic kung fu doll.

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( gasps )

This is so great!

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Marco, kneel.

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( chuckles )

Uh, what?

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Marco, sit.

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What are-are you doing?

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( clears throat )

Head down, please.

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I hereby declare that you,

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Marco Ubaldo Diaz,

shall henceforth

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be my royal squire,

to stay by my side

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in times of peace

or danger,

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as my most trusted

confidant and advisor.

264

00:10:57,709 --> 00:11:00,829

To go clubbing with me

even when he's too tired,

265

00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:03,329

to share his

late night nachos,

266

00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,790

but most importantly

to be my very best friend

267

00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,960

so long as we both

shall live.

268

00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,919

Amen.

269

00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:12,749

Do you accept?

270

00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,749

I do.

271

00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:21,380

Wait, do princesses

even have squires?

272

00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,380

Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,

273

00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,380

Quest Buy is proud to host

274

00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:31,750

Quest Buy's 10,000th annual

275

00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,380

Squire Blowout, or whatever.

276

00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:37,329

Marco, this is gonna be

so much fun!

277

00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,120

Just a squire and his knight

278

00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:43,000

shopping, pop-locking,

shop-locking.

279

00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,380

You know,

you feel me, bro.

280

00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:45,920

I know that looked like it hurt.

281

00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:48,499

Oh, it did,

but I'll feel better

282

00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,080

as soon as we find

this little beauty

283

00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,290

from the Quest Buy catalog.

284

00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,750

I've always wanted one!

285

00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,960

Sorry, Star, but that's

not on the list.

286

00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:02,249

Boom!

287

00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,420

BABY-MAN:

Wow, that's so organized.

288

00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:07,580

Look, it's got coupons

attached to it.

289

00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,790

I like a coupon.

290

00:12:08,789 --> 00:12:11,039

( chuckles )

Hey, guys.

291

00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,579

Oh, hey, man.

I dig your list.

292

00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:16,040

Thanks.

It's every sale item

293

00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,040

grouped together

by aisle and availability.

294

00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,000

I called ahead to check

the inventory on each item.

295

00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,250

That's cool.

296

00:12:21,249 --> 00:12:23,379

A great squire is

an organized squire.

297

00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:24,459

That's what I always say.

298

00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:26,709

Uh, great.

299

00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,500

Squire!

300

00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,210

I'm Higgs.

That's Baby-Man.

301

00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,960

- Hey!

- And the old guy

302

00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,670

- is Old Guy.

- I'm old!

303

00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,669

- I'm M--

- He's Marco.

304

00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:36,249

This is his first blowout.

305

00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:38,669

Really? Huh.

I would've thought

306

00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,830

with that fancy

list of yours.

307

00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,000

Nope.

I don't know anything at all.

308

00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,040

Heh, nice.

309

00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,460

Well, welcome to the

community, Marco.

310

00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:47,749

- I'm honored.

- I'm honored.

311

00:12:47,749 --> 00:12:49,919

Oh, uh, just a little

squire to squire advice,

312

00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,040

equipping your knight

and making them look good

313

00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,880

is gonna be your

most important task.

314

00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,880

So you wanna get to

the good stuff fast.

315

00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,290

The shelves

clear out quickly.

316

00:12:57,289 --> 00:12:58,709

I plan on it.

317

00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,579

So, where are

y'alls knights at?

318

00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,039

Oh, they're over there.

319

00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,920

That's Lady Whosits.

Baby-Man's knight.

320

00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,920

( growls, laughs )

321

00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:12,210

And Old Man's knight,

Sir Dashing of Muzzleton.

322

00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,829

( gasps )

323

00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:15,920

Call me.

324

00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,750

And this is my knight,

325

00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,330

Sir Stabby.

326

00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,080

( growls )

327

00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:23,919

Higgs, I am in need

of a wet wipe.

328

00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:26,039

Oh, cool.

329

00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,500

Duty calls.

See you at the starting line.

330

00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,670

- Nerd.

- Okay.

331

00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,960

Did she just

call me a nerd?

332

00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,379

( chuckles )

No.

333

00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,999

Endearing nerd

or something.

334

00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,170

You know.

I don't know.

335

00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:42,620

Come on,

let's get a cart.

336

00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,420

My lady, choose your steed.

337

00:13:45,419 --> 00:13:51,419

No. No.

Oh, in your dreams.

338

00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:54,420

( gasps )

Giddy up, horsey!

339

00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,920

Whee!

340

00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,290

All right, here we go, boy!

341

00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:58,749

Hi-ho, rainbow!

342

00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,329

( PA beeps )

343

00:14:00,329 --> 00:14:03,829

( clears throat )

Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,

344

00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,790

the 10,000th annual

Squire Blowout

345

00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:10,920

is starting in... now minutes.

346

00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,999

- Wait, what?

- Go!

347

00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,330

Go, go, go!

348

00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,380

Marco, giddy up!

349

00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,710

- Whee!

- Aah!

350

00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:20,420

Marco, I think

something's wrong

351

00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,210

with the wheels!

352

00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,619

Whoa! Ah.

353

00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:25,619

( knight laughing )

354

00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,120

Here's my bolt, losers!

355

00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,120

( laughs )

Thanks for the head start!

356

00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,960

What?

357

00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,120

That old guy

sabotaged our cart.

358

00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,040

( gasps ) They're gonna get

all the good items before us!

359

00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,830

Marco, it's all good.

360

00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,040

We'll get the good stuff.

361

00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,290

Let's just try to have fun.

362

00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:47,789

See, fun!

Now, let's go!

363

00:14:47,789 --> 00:14:50,579

I am buying everything!

364

00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,880

Whoo-hoo!

365

00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,170

Okay, what is

item number one?

366

00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:54,960

Item number one is,

uh, a chest plate.

367

00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,380

We need a chest plate.

368

00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:57,580

It's on aisle

eight point nine.

369

00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:58,789

Eight point nine,

got it.

370

00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:00,669

Yee-haw!

371

00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:03,670

Got mine!

372

00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,210

( grunts )

I got mine.

373

00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,040

I goo-goo got mine.

374

00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,619

Hey, there's one left.

375

00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,619

Almost forgot.

376

00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:15,039

Have fun wearing my face.

377

00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,620

Ha ha!

378

00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,460

That Baby-Man ruined

the last chest plate.

379

00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,040

I knew those squires

were up to something.

380

00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,249

They don't want me

to have the good stuff.

381

00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:27,039

- Marco, I don't--

- Yes, I see it now.

382

00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,380

I think you're making them out--

383

00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,670

I've got it!

We'll outsmart them.

384

00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,420

We'll just go out of order.

385

00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,880

That way we can get ahead.

386

00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:35,249

Marco, chill.

387

00:15:35,249 --> 00:15:37,669

I don't even wear chest plates.

388

00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,000

I just wanna

salvage my plan, that's all.

389

00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,420

A great squire

is an organized squire.

390

00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:50,879

Yes! We've beat

the other squires to it.

391

00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,080

( gasps )

I want that one!

392

00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,040

Uh, oh, uh.

393

00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,210

Actually, Star, I did

the research on these guys,

394

00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,879

and it came down to these two.

395

00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,209

They each ranked highest

in their class

396

00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,620

on safety, growth rate,

a knight horse power.

397

00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,170

This one comes with an airbag.

398

00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,420

So either of these

should be good.

399

00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,500

Oh, okay.

400

00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,829

Well, I guess the airbag one.

401

00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:15,039

- Good choice.

- ( horse squeaks )

402

00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,620

Okay, since we're right near

the dragon repellant,

403

00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,080

I think we should--

404

00:16:24,579 --> 00:16:26,289

Hey, that's our

starter horse!

405

00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,330

What?

I didn't take your horse.

406

00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,290

I just saw you take it.

Now give it back.

407

00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,250

Higgs, did you take

their starter horse?

408

00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:36,289

No, siree.

Unh-unh.

409

00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:39,169

Are you calling my squire

a liar?

410

00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,880

Uh, yes?

411

00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,830

If you're calling

my squire a liar...

412

00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,920

- Oh, whoa!

- Then you're calling me a liar!

413

00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:49,039

Ugh, whatever, stabby dude.

414

00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,249

Take the horse.

We don't need it.

415

00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:54,290

Very well.

416

00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:57,080

( blows raspberry )

417

00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,120

Can you believe her?

418

00:16:58,119 --> 00:16:59,579

It's all right, Marco.

419

00:16:59,579 --> 00:17:02,209

I'll just pick out

another... one.

420

00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:05,790

Ha ha!

Peace!

421

00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,330

Are you serious?

422

00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,500

It's okay, Marco.

423

00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:11,919

Listen, let's just

get back to your list.

424

00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:13,039

Look, look, look, look, look.

425

00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,209

There's the dragon repellant.

426

00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,750

We need that, right?

427

00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,830

( sighs )

Yeah.

428

00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,209

Ugh, yep,

that's the stuff.

429

00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,619

HIGGS:

Yoo-hoo!

430

00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,580

- ( dragons growling )

- Oh, no.

431

00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,750

( dragons growling,

Marco screaming )

432

00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:36,119

Apparently, we've got dragons

433

00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:40,329

on aisle 14.2... again.

434

00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,250

Shoo. Shoo.

435

00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,420

( sighs )

This is not my department.

436

00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:49,209

( coughs )

437

00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:50,789

Uh, please get off.

438

00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:53,210

( coughing )

439

00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,500

Uh, whoopsie.

440

00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,960

Did you mean to get this one?

441

00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,960

Easy mistake.

They look so similar.

442

00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,709

( growling )

443

00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:04,380

You wanna tell me why

you're being such a jerk?

444

00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:07,580

Listen, wannabe, you think

it's easy being a squire?

445

00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:11,461

All of my waking hours

I'm weaving chain mail,

446

00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,169

I'm always at my knight's

beck and call.

447

00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:16,169

I've even learned how to

polish armor in my sleep.

448

00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,170

But what did you do

to earn this job?

449

00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,580

Oh, nothing.

It was handed to you

450

00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,420

because you're the

princess' boyfriend.

451

00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:24,619

What? I'm not her boyfriend.

452

00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:26,289

Interesting.

453

00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:29,920

Guess it was handed to you

out of pity, then, huh?

454

00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,710

( growls )

Star!

455

00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,120

- Marco!

- I'm here, Star.

456

00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,039

- Under the dragon butt.

- Oh.

457

00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:38,209

Scram, lizard.

Sk-Sk-Skidaddle!

458

00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:41,080

Well, I think

that's enough fun

459

00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,670

What say we call it

a day, Marco?

460

00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,210

The sale's almost over,

anyway.

461

00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,380

No! There's still

one thing left

462

00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,959

Armor wax.

There's just one bottle left.

463

00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,420

I called ahead to check.

464

00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,790

We have to get it

before those other squires.

465

00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,540

Uh, Marco, no offense,

466

00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,250

but you're looking

kinda sweaty.

467

00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,750

Like sweatier than usual.

468

00:18:58,749 --> 00:19:00,289

Hey, maybe let's just,

you know--

469

00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:02,919

- Mount the cart!

- Okay!

470

00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,500

( gasps )

471

00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,580

Don't let them get that!

472

00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,380

( both laughing )

473

00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,330

( shrieks )

Marco!

474

00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,620

Aah!

Oh, that's it!

475

00:19:23,619 --> 00:19:25,249

Aah!

476

00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,379

Aah!

477

00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,040

( laughs )

Yes!

478

00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:37,539

( groaning )

479

00:19:37,539 --> 00:19:40,289

- Marco!

- What?

480

00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,330

( groaning )

481

00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:45,040

Oh, I didn't trip her

that hard.

482

00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,250

What? She's faking it.

483

00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:49,329

( sighs )

Here.

484

00:19:49,329 --> 00:19:50,669

Ha, ha-ha!

485

00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,460

Thanks for the wax, losers!

486

00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,880

Let's check out.

487

00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,750

Dude, you have

got to chill.

488

00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,330

What? Why?

489

00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,879

I'm just trying to get you

the best stuff.

490

00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:06,420

I'm sorry.

491

00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,250

I just really wanted

to show everyone

492

00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,830

that I was truly worthy

of being your squire.

493

00:20:10,829 --> 00:20:13,459

But maybe I'm not

cut out for this.

494

00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,500

Why did you appoint me

as your squire

495

00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,920

I'm terrible at it.

496

00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,080

I didn't get you any gear,

497

00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,670

and you're gonna

look like a joke

498

00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,420

in front of all

the other knights.

499

00:20:25,829 --> 00:20:28,329

Okay, first of all,

I am a princess.

500

00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,330

So I'm gonna look great

no matter what.

501

00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:33,501

Second, I knew how excited you

were about coming back to Mewni

502

00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,250

so I bent the rules a little.

503

00:20:35,249 --> 00:20:37,289

I'm a princess,

not a knight.

504

00:20:37,289 --> 00:20:39,329

I don't need the stuff

actual knights need.

505

00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,290

I've got, like,

a magic wand.

506

00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,170

The whole point

of making you my squire

507

00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,380

was so we could

hang out again

508

00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,880

and just do silly stuff.

509

00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,500

Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,

510

00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,119

only one minute remains

511

00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,120

in this year's

Squire Blowout sale.

512

00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,830

All right, come on.

513

00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,460

Huh? But wait, wait, wait.

514

00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,420

Marco, I just told you

I don't need the--

515

00:20:58,419 --> 00:20:59,669

I know, I know.

516

00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:01,329

Come on.

517

00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:02,379

( indistinct chatter )

518

00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:07,000

Got you this

really shiny shield.

519

00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,960

Not shiny enough.

520

00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:15,329

( gasps )

It's beautiful!

521

00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:18,460

Hey, Marco, I challenge you

to a duel...

522

00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,420

A duel of silliness!

523

00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,540

I accept your challenge!

524

00:21:22,539 --> 00:21:24,789

( both exclaiming )

525

00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,210

Hey, what do they think

they're doing?

526

00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:29,540

That's not knight gear.

527

00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,960

That's just silly,

random, fun stuff.

528

00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,960

- Ugh.

- Clever squire.

529

00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,709

Salami.

I'd never see that coming.

530

00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:39,079

( groans )

531

00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,500

Uh, did you really mean to grab

532

00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,170

two of these defective

happy gnomes?

533

00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,540

BOTH: Yes, yes, we did.

534

00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,539

( both laughing )

535

00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,170

♪ She's a princess

winning battles ♪

536

00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:57,330

♪ Through the break of dawn ♪

537

00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:59,420

♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪

538

00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,419

♪ 'Cause she will keep

the lights on ♪

539

00:22:02,419 --> 00:22:08,249

♪ Oh, there goes

a shining star ♪

540

00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,830

♪ Evil won't deter her

No, sir ♪

541

00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,249

♪ 'Cause magic

flows through her ♪

542

00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,619

♪ Star Butterfly ♪

543

00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,880