NOTE: this is not a crossover. i just wated to put a harry potter reference in. also mrs momfrey is NOT ms paint's mother in law because she is not married. mrs. pomfrey is ms paints sister in law. sorry for the confusion!

when i woke up, gamzee was sitting near my bed side, in a chair, reading a magazine called clown makeup weekly.

"oh... hey there motherfucker" he said to me affectionately. "i was worried about you?"

"im fine" i said, yawning

"if youre so fine,why are you in a hospital, motherfucker?" he asked and i laughed because that was a valid point. "so why are you all up in here?" he asked

i told him i fainted.

"wow that is dumb as hell" gamzee shook his head laughing "how did you all up and do that?"

"sollux was threatening me wi and eridan with a knife" i told him

"yeah he does that sometimes." said gamzee" they dont have healthy relationship"

gamzee took a sip of his signature fanta through hs straw.

"can i try?" i asked him, sittig up

"yeah, sure," he said "but be careful because you will get hella stoned motherfucker"

i nodded and drank some fanta, but i didnt feel anything. the flavor tasted nice though

two shadowy figures met in the dark

"sire... things are not going as planned" one said

"i know" the other said "we may need to kill someone"

they nodded

the next day, which was my third day on sburb, mrs pomfrey let me order in chinese f ood from my hospital bed. i was really grateful because troll food has a lot of salt and cherelsotoral which makes humans get zits and fat and melt sometimes

as i was eating my shrimp lo mein... the REAL dave stider walked in!

"hi stacia" he said to me. he looked into my large blue eyes and brushed my red hair out of my eyes. "i am so sorry youre in the hospital"

"are you being ironic or just an idiot" i said, angrily

he signed. "i deserve that."

"yes you do" i glared. "btw your dream shelf is much nicer and probably a better kisser"

"well" he smirked "lets just see about hat" he said and he leaned in and kissed me

everything was perfect. his kissing was pheneomenal and i blushed, matching my hair, which was ombre and had purple after my chin

"how was that" he asked

"leave her alone, motherfucker" gamzee said. he saw the whole thing!

"no one is afraid of you, gamzee" dave said. that kind of made him hotter but at the same time he was being a jerk to my friend even if he was a good kisser

davewas wearing a leather jacket and red sneakers that made him look like badass. you could just tell he didnt take orders.

with gamzee was tavros, who was silently reading gamzee's makeup magazing because he didnt like confrontation

behind tavros, however, was eridan. he saw everything. even the kiss!

"what does she know" asked the shaddowy figure

"i dont know koow what she knows" said the other "and that is the problem"

they both sighed deeply

"this is not going accordin to plan"

i didnt know what to do so i just yelled "i need sleep" and everyone sighed deeply and nodded and left

when i woke up there was a shiny red apple on the nightstand