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Rodger Goddell finds out that the Falcons lost and that he needs to give Brady a championship

00:00 - 00:03 You will arrive on the field approximately 10 minutes after the game ends

00:04 - 00:05 Upon taking your place on the stage the Lombardi Trophy will be brought up.

00:05 - 00:07 Hall of famed Willie McGinest will start bringing the trophy onstage

00:08 - 00:12 And then he will pass it off to Hall of Famer Michael Strahan who will bring it to you

00:12 - 00:15 Just make a quick speech and give the trophy to the champion

00:17 - 00:19 And will I be giving the trophy to Arthur Blank or Dan Quinn

00:19 - 00:21 Either one's fine

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 The Falcons

00:31 - 00:33 The Falcons lost the game

00:34 - 00:36 You will be handing off the trophy to Robert Kraft

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone not involved in Deflategate, please leave

01:13 - 01:15 Are you fucking kidding me!!!!

01:15 - 01:17 The Falcons were up by 25 points in the third quarter

01:18 - 01:23 How the hell did the Patriots come back and win

01:25 - 01:28 Julio Jones put the Falcons in field goal position to win the game

01:29 - 01:31 Time was running out, I had Belichick in a corner

01:31 - 01:34 I had Brady suspended! I got Gronk injured

01:34 - 01:37 The Patriots don't even have a deep threat this season

01:37 - 01:40 Is the rest of the league simply incompetent?

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, Ryan got sacked on 2nd down to lose field goal range

01:42 - 01:46 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, Dan Quinn was a Seahawks coach, what did you expect?

01:48 - 01:52 I expected him to learn his motherfucking lesson and run the fucking ball

01:53 - 01:54 What an idiot!

01:56 - 01:57 We call ourselves the best football league in the world

01:57 - 02:00 And our coaches can't even run a two minute offense that Eric fucking Taylor could run

02:00 - 02:03 This is basic football knowledge

02:04 - 02:08 I have spent years trying to get Brady to lose

02:08 - 02:13 And these coaches keep throwing the ball over and over again

02:14 - 02:16 Why can't that guy lose!!!

02:17 - 02:21 I even put a Hillary Clinton supporter as the halftime show to throw him off of his game

02:27 - 02:29 It shouldn't be this hard

02:30 - 02:34 Brady was a 6th round draft pick

02:34 - 02:36 He ran a 5.3 40 yard dash

02:41 - 02:42 Does that sound like the GOAT?

02:43 - 02:47 I should have never gone against the Patriots

02:48 - 02:53 I should have never listened to Jim Irsay

02:54 - 02:56 He thought that Peyton's greatness would overshadow Brady

02:56 - 02:59 I even rigged last year so that cripple could win another super bowl

03:00 - 03:02 But Brady has 5 now

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, the Pats fans will go easy on him

03:14 - 03:16 I guess I have no choice

03:19 - 03:23 I need to put on my best face

03:25 - 03:26 And tell Tom Brady he won

03:31 - 03:33 The war is over

03:40 - 03:46 The pats fans are going to destroy me. They will boo. The President will tweet

03:46 - 03:49 I am finished