THE internet was knocked offline yesterday after the launch of a site featuring adorable, cheeky cats having full-on sexual intercourse.

The new website, named icanhazpeezzadeliveryboy, attracted three billion hits in four seconds.

Husband and wife Tom and Sue Logan, from Peterborough, were able to glimpse some of the cute, hardcore content before the site’s server exploded, killing nine.

Mrs Logan said: “There was a cheeky little ginger cat dressed in a bra and pants and a silky nightgown.

“She’s got this look on her face as if she’s saying ‘me need pizza’.

“You should have seen her trying to dial the phone with her little paws.

“Then the pizza delivery boy arrives in his tight little uniform and his jaunty hat.

“And he’s got this look on his face as if he’s saying ‘whaaaat?’.”

Mr Logan added: “And then they started fucking.

“Cat cock, cat fanny. In, out, in, out.

“Bookmarked.”