angry dad: listen man. my kids could beat up your kids any day! other dad: is that your only metric for parental success? angry dad: YES! other dad: my kids could totally mind-whoop your kids anyway angry dad: brawn over brains! that's it! get your kids! IT'S ON! other dad: ...um, ok? angry dad: kirk! deathbox! COME HERE! other dad: whoa whoa whoa. deathbox? angry dad: yup angry dad: you don't even realize what you just got yourself into other dad: ...wait. are your son's hands saw blades? deathbox: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! to be continued

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