The Real UK Citizenship Test

David Cameron has recently announced changes to the Life in the UK citizenship test - a test that most UK citizens themselves have said they wouldn't pass. The test below has been devised mostly by Twitter users to more accurately differentiate British citizens from johnny foreigner.

Please complete the following question: It's nice to see you, to see you______?

Nice

Again

In the buff



What is the correct response when someone drops a tray in the middle of a canteen?

Laughter

Applause

Offer help cleaning up











Which one is Ant, and which is Dec? Please study the photograph below.Which one is Ant, and which is Dec?

Ant (right), Dec (left)

Ant (left), Dec (right)

I can't tell



Do you want salt and vinegar?

Yes

No



When does the DFS sale come to an end?

When hell freezes over

At the end of the year

In the next 7 days



Please complete the following question: Who do you think you are kidding Mr. ______?

Miyagi

Hitler

Kipling

T



The UK is experiencing very hot weather. The headline in The Sun reads "phew what a ______"

Relief

Pair of baps

Scorcher



You have met a girl from Greece. What might she have a thirst for?

Knowledge

Retsina

European financial assistance



You are at a football match. How might supporters of the opposing team be going home?

In a f****** ambulance

On a delayed train

Promptly



Which Second World War relic is housed in the Albert Hall?