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"Congress for Dummies A guide to understanding your government By Rat" "Congressman parties with big donors. CRISIS Congressman goes on T.V." Congressman: Outrage! "Congressman holds town hall meetings." Congressman: Outrage! Man: You know he cares because he's outraged. "Congressman attends hearings." Congressman: Outrage!!! "Congressman waits until nobody gives a @#*#. "Congressman parties with big donors. Goat: And we re-elect them 90% of the time. Rat: Hey, someone has to employ these chumps. Pig: I will re-elect that caring chump!