Have you been looking to take your taste buds to Flavortown, but think Guy's American Kitchen & Bar is just too reasonably priced? Well, have I got good news for you. Winery owner Guy Fieri is getting in the Super Bowl spirit with an insane $700 all-you-can-eat tailgate menu. I'm torn on this, because on one hand tailgate food should be cheap. That's part of the tailgate experience. Garbage burgers and hot dogs that are made great with a grill and through the context of a parking lot dining setting. On the other hand, if I want someone to surf on my tastebuds, who better than a guy who owns a board? Take a look at the menu:

This all looks "great," but I have one important question. Are "Mac Daddy" and "Beau Mac" the same person? If not, do you have to refer to them by their full names at all times, Guy? Isn't that annoying? And don't they constantly mishear you and think you're talking to the other one. This seems like a terrible use of nicknames, Guy. They should make your life easier, if anything. Anyway, the food sounds appropriately disgusting.

I have no idea if any of it will make your mind touch the void, but there's only one way to find out.

H/T Barstool Sports.