In a vague attempt to rebuild his credit rating, Merasmus has started selling off haunted relics in a desperate attempt to fund a brand new Anti-Soldier Defense Missile, and he needs your help. For some reason. Not sure what a bunch of mercenaries can do, but Merasmus is offering Scream Fortress goodies! Just like the... um... last... four years? Has it really been four years? Wow, both me and the potted plant are getting old.

Anyway, here's Scream Fortress XI. Or whatever's left of it.