The National Resources Defense Council is defending its recent report linking plush toilet paper — like Charmain — to “worsening climate change and taking a dramatic and irreversible toll on forests”:

America’s heavy use of toilet paper – particularly the pillowy soft kind (@Charmin) – is worsening climate change and taking a dramatic and irreversible toll on forests, especially the Canadian boreal forest, acc. to a report by @NRDC and @standearth. https://t.co/1itcj0wnti — NRDC ? (@NRDC) July 17, 2019

We’re not doctors or anything, but yep:

You're all mentally ill — Watts Up With That (@wattsupwiththat) July 19, 2019

And at least this is better than what they do in California:

We know here in California a lot of people don't use toilet paper. They take craps on the streets. — Kambree Kawahine Koa (@KamVTV) July 19, 2019

How soon until they say paper straws are destroying the forests?

Tell @ProcterGamble to stop flushing forests down the toilet and help protect the boreal! https://t.co/6AAY04aanP — NRDC ? (@NRDC) July 17, 2019

You first, Dems:

Yes! I urge all @TheDemocrats to stop using toilet paper ASAP if they really care about climate change. Let’s see them set the example. @AOC, @IlhanMN, @SpeakerPelosi & @SenSchumer you guys go first and let us know how it goes…???? https://t.co/CGhjCpTan2 — Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) July 19, 2019

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