Bonkie the Retarded Elf By Snake-Powerforce Watch

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The Aurora Borealis was Shimmering in the North as Santa that Jolly ole' Bastard and his Reindeer Come's Glimmering Forth



Scanning across an expansive white vista an insignificant Green Dot was walking Southward of the Sun, that Green Dot's Name is Bonkie the Retarded Elf and a New Life he has Begun



in the North Pole any Elf deemed to be Retarded has to put on a Hat that says Retard written on it and a Flashing Red Bulb on it's tip so that normal elves know that they can test dangerous toys on them such as having the Retarded Elves drink all the Chemicals in a Chemistry Set or test how badly it would hurt a child to get Punched in the Balls by a Hulk Smasher Glove



But seeing how Bonkie was the only Retarded Elf in the entire North Pole his balls were so badly smashed by Hulk Smashers that his balls were popping out of his Orifice and every time he Farted out a Hot Chocolate Cocoa Fart his Balls would completely plop out and he would have to pop them back inside his abused Bunghole that was used to test Harry Potter Magic Wands on and to find out how many Legos a kid can fit into his Bunghole without blowing a Geyser;



All of these Tests made Poor ole' Bonkie want to Kill Himself



When Bonkie was scheduled to Stick his Dingler into an Easy-bake Oven to see if it can only cause 1st degree burns or 3rd degree burns, After he heard this his retarded mind had a hard time of putting two and two together but he knew that he didn't want that happening to his Pinky-Ding so Bonkie looked for something he knew would give him a ticket to freedom



Bonkie looked for the most painful toy he ever had the displeasure of meeting;



a Red Ryder BB-Gun that was shot up his Ding-Hole



When he picked up the Gun he loaded it and cocked it back and said;



"it'z Shouw Toime Bung-Plugz"



He went out into the workshop and shot a BB at every elf's Ding-Hole that he saw but he missed every shot of course but it at least frightened everyone enough to allow him an escape



Bonkie went to the room where he slept which was in the same room that Paint and Modeling Glue dries which didn't help Bonkie out to much if you know what i mean but he packed up his junk and snuck out and made damn careful that his Jolly Slave-Master Santa Claus didn't catch him or he would be flogged and forced to watch "The Great Land of Small" on LSD so he'd be too traumatized to run away again



As Bonkie the Retarded Elf smelled a taste of freedom for the first time all he could think of was how good his Hot Chocolate Cocoa Fart smelled being whisked away by the wind into four corners



Bonkie stood and thought for a moment about were he should be blown to ,As a retard Bonkie felt that he had only One Option



Bonkie Said;



"i'll Goe Whirevir Daa Fart-Wind Takes Me."



This is a Artwork that popped into my squishy boi the other day but only after i thought of the story, i thought of an elf who has to test all of the Questionable children's toys to the Nth Degree and he gets Abused because he's retarded and thus i came up with the character of "Bonkie the Retarded Elf"



in this his introduction to the World he is known as "Bonkie the Retarded Elf" but to me he is simply known as Bonkie the Retard as he wishes to no longer identify as an elf anymore but as a Full-Retard

so you might be seeing more of Bonkie one day if his fart gas ever leads him to you



Who knows, they say that dreams can sometimes come True.



Hope you like the Artwork, Concept, and Story i had a lot of fun making it



Artwork, Concept and Story all created by Me Snakey P, aka N.i. Wallace

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