Welcome to Fun Cave.

The first rule of Fun Cave is: you do not talk about Fun Cave.

The second rule of Fun Cave is: you DO NOT talk about Fun Cave!

Third rule of Fun Cave: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fun is over.

Fourth rule: only two people or pony to have fun.

Fifth rule: one fun at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes, no nothing that involves clothes.

Seventh rule: the fun will go on as long as they have to.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fun Cave, you have to have fun.

BEGIN!