Or, as they may also be known, die Obamagesundheitjugend.

OBAMA SAYS HE NEEDS YOUNG PEOPLE TO SPREAD WORD ABOUT OBAMACARE

It gets better:

Obama: “Tweet using the hashtag #GetCovered. Do whatever you can to help make sure people have the information they need.” #WHYouthSummit — The White House (@WhiteHouse) December 4, 2013

“I know people call this law #Obamacare, and that’s ok, because I do care. I care about you.” —President Obama — The White House (@WhiteHouse) December 4, 2013

Pres Obama also urges young people to stand up on other issues: "Don't get discouraged. Be persistent." — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 4, 2013

Pres Obama urges young people to spread the ObamaCare message on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter using #getcovered. — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 4, 2013

Pres Obama urges Youth Summit: remind your friends to imagine what happens if you get sick and you don't have insurance. — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 4, 2013

"This law is already helping millions of young people, and it's about to help millions more." —President Obama #Obamacare — Barack Obama (@BarackObama) December 4, 2013

Non-compliance will be punished by "Amazon delivery"...