Continue: “All you have to do is say whatever it was you were going to say about the border wall, but say it into the bag. It’s probably best if you go to the guest room or the backyard, just so no other noise leaks into the bag while you’re talking. Once you’re done, fold up the top of the Trump-Fan Word Catcher and hand it back to me. Tomorrow we’ll put the sealed bag in a box and mail it to the White House so President Trump can hear all the supportive things you had to say!”