CLOTHES MAY MAKE THE MAN, BUT OUR CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN SAD.

Most of the time, anyway. Every once in a while they might prompt a chuckle- but it’s only a begrudging, ‘yeah, alright, I get it’ sort of laugh. A bitter joke between fellow pessimists that alleviates the perpetual agony of your clear-sightedness not one tiny bit... (Now, buy some!)