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We’re overloaded with small dicks and need to clear out some room at the dick factory! (Obviously, these cocktail wieners are not really ours. You can find our dick pics in the dicktionary beside the definition of gargantuan). Anyhow, after subsisting on a steady diet of Zima and Justin Timberlake, we realized we could just pour these peters into a box and send them to your friends.

Get about 50 of these 3″ peckers crammed into a box. We slam ’em in, tape it shut and ship it out the door. Wham-bam-thank you ma’am, and your dicks are in the wild!

We’ve even included a custom note card for free!! Enter your message below.

Each dick box is about 5″ x 5″ x 5″ and chock full of little dicks. Overflowing with dicks! Enough dicks for a whole party! Dicks on dicks on dicks on dicks!

9 out of 11 people surveyed said that the best way to show a loved one you care is to send some dicks by mail. Everyone loves mail and they'll love it even more when it's full of dicks.

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