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Hitler gets some bad news after his relegation

Hitler reacts to price bands in FIFA

00:00 - 00:03 We took the battle down to the final game

00:04 - 00:05 Just one point away

00:05 - 00:07 but we were relegated from division one

00:08 - 00:12 I think a change in personnel is needed

00:12 - 00:15 We should buy Messi and Suarez

00:17 - 00:19 It's fine we can sell my investments

00:19 - 00:21 To get the coins we need

00:24 - 00:26 My leader

00:27 - 00:28 EA have...

00:31 - 00:33 EA have implemented price bands

00:34 - 00:36 Their value has halved and they won't sell

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who didn't sell their squads before the price band crash, leave now

01:13 - 01:15 Why did you not fucking tell me?!

01:15 - 01:17 I can't believe this EA bullshit

01:18 - 01:23 You worms sold your squad before the crash

01:25 - 01:28 I'll take your account

01:29 - 01:31 I'll take everyone's fucking account

01:31 - 01:34 I might have stayed in division one

01:34 - 01:37 Had you told me about this earlier

01:37 - 01:40 Instead I go down to division 2 poor as a peasant

01:40 - 01:42 My leader your formation was never going to work in div 1

01:42 - 01:46 You shut up with your five at the fucking back

01:46 - 01:48 My leader through balls to Ibarbo are unmatched

01:48 - 01:52 You don't even mention his name in my presence again, you sweaty cunt

01:53 - 01:54 All of you, pacewhores

01:56 - 01:57 My players may be slow but they're legends

01:57 - 02:00 Pirlo, Totti, Buffon

02:00 - 02:03 And even Luca Toni because of his time at Bayern Munich

02:04 - 02:08 Now finally I decide to join the sweat race and buy a pace team

02:08 - 02:13 I can't even sell my investments for half of what I fucking bought them for

02:14 - 02:16 I swear EA are taunting me with this bullshit now

02:17 - 02:21 I caved and bought a pack the other day and I swear the manager was Stalin

02:27 - 02:29 All I wanted one division 1 title

02:30 - 02:34 To win just a single title for myself

02:34 - 02:36 Champions of Europe and the world

02:41 - 02:42 Now I sit in division 2

02:43 - 02:47 And according to corporal dickhead my formation fucking sucks

02:48 - 02:53 Not to mention I'll never buy Messi and Suarez now

02:54 - 02:56 I might as well cash out while I can

02:56 - 02:59 This is the last time that I ever play ultimate team

03:00 - 03:02 I'm gonna take the disc, snap it and go buy PES

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, he loves career mode too much

03:14 - 03:16 My Bayern career is too good to sell now

03:19 - 03:23 I won't take anyone's accounts to make up my losses

03:25 - 03:26 Except corporal dickhead over there

03:31 - 03:33 Password and Secret Answer please

03:40 - 03:46 Could you imagine having Messi lift the Div 1 title?

03:46 - 03:49 That could've been me, no relegation