We all thought florida’s most eccentric multi-millionare E.lon and his friend M.usk created the worlds largest hat of a massive 10.8 feet in the june of 2019. E.lon was walking proudly with his hat every day from his home to his friends house everyday until his hat fell of. He spent 2 days in jail and paid 2 dollars in bail on the condition that the president got his meth for “research purposes.

“I was walking down the road then suddenly a gust of wind came ad blew over my hat, people came running to help me and that’s when it happened everybody could see my precious blue meth wich i had been working on for over a goddamned year”