Come to the magical world of Mordor! Marvel at the surrounding mountains – Ered Lithui in the north, Ephel Dúath in the west, and that other one in the south. Stare in awe at the colossal Black Gate, and then wail in despair as it shuts, locking you in forever.

Tour the surrounding structures – the Dark Tower, Mount Doom and more. Take them to heart, because you’ll probably be working – or slaughtered, or eaten, or whatever horrible thing evil beings do to foolish tourists – in one of them soon.

The Happiest Place in Middle Earth t-shirt was designed by Famousafterdeth and you can order it from Red Bubble for about $25 (USD). Frodo, Sam and Pippin each had one. Merry was left with the kitschy “Someone I love went to Mordor and all I got was this lousy robe.”

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