Volusia County, Florida

On September 3, 2012, Mark Welch noticed that world around him seemed familiar...a little too familiar. Maybe it was because his mind was finally freeing itself from the mainframe (or maybe it was the synthetic marijuana he had smoked before going to sleep), but Mark was pretty sure that everything happening around him had also occurred in his dreams

"I'm not kidding, bro. Comedy Central has

totally been playing 'Van Wilder' on a loop all day!"





Mark must have been at least a little bit serious due to the fact that he actually claimed to have written down the events in his dream...meaning that somewhere near Orange City, Florida, there at one time existed a piece of paper that foretold the future.





A police officer was immediately sent over to Mark's home, where he determined that Mark was completely full of it...and warned him not to dial 911 with his dreamcasts again.





Not content to stay silent about his ability to see reality before it occurred, Mark decided that maybe if he called the police again, they would take him seriously. Unfortunately, his parents had hidden his cell phone to keep him (and their family legacy) from further embarrassment.









Mark, however, was resolved to see this through by any means necessary. He went over to a neighbor's house and called 911 again . If you didn't click the links above, than embedded below are both 911 calls. You'll notice that while the first dispatcher at least humors him, the second one is in no mood to put up with Mark's crap (or just really hated the movie 'Inception.')

He tried to tell his family about the fabric of reality being torn, but they were too busy being disappointed in their son's poor life decisions to listen or accept what he was saying. It was then that Mark realized he would need some help on his journey down the rabbit hole. But instead of calling Morpheus, he decided to call the Volusia County police department.After dialing 911, Mark explained to the dispatcher that everything that happened in his dream was also happening in the real world, as well.