Solid wrote: I don’t only boycott chivalry, but I also make use of FEMINIST SPEECHES TO JUSTIFY that.

Exactly what I did downtown about 25 year ago. I was coming out of a bank tower and I held the door for a woman with 2 bags. “I can get the door myself” she said. So I let it close in her face. Real bad too.

Funny thing was, I didn’t even feel bad about it. It felt f~~~ing awesome. In fact, she EMPOWERED me! There was no internet, or exterior influence, or overt “feminism” nonsense pushed in our faces… in fact, I was well raised to extend other people basic courtesies – and I didn’t even think of it as “chivalry”.

I just took her own word at face value.

I will never forgot that moment. It kinda p~~~ed me off at the time because she treated my courtesy toward her like I was an asshole. But today, I would extend enormous Thanks.

Hi sweetie!

Some time ago, I held a door for a woman as a basic courtesy… and she accused me of being “chivalrous”!!

And as a man, when I’m accused of something, I THINK about what that something is before running my mouth. Since a woman accused me of being it, I chose to define “chivalry” in terms that a woman could understand.

The only reason I held the door open for this woman, is because I thought she was going to walk right into it and give herself a big nasty bump on the head… and we can’t have that.

I don’t like bruised peaches either – and that’s not “chivalry”.

Women don’t seem to be able to open anything correctly without a man’s help.

A jam jar ….. a conversation ….. potato chips…… nail polish…… their legs.

Women have expected me to open all of those for them.

So why would a DOOR be any different??

So ladies, please don’t call me chilvarous just because I don’t like a woman to hurt herself. Persistence, alcohol, and making sure your woman isn’t banging into any doors has worked since the beginning of time.

“CHIVARLY” —>> is when some poor shmuck has to put on his suit of armor and make sure his slutty girlfriend isn’t whoring herself out for more male attention on snatch dot com / MySpace / Tinder / Facebook or any other dating websites.