Trump Asks Putin to Absorb Ukraine and Stop Impeachment Hearings with Double Jeopardy. Saba Follow Sep 28, 2019 · 2 min read

Amid house impeachment hearings, President Donald Trump has reached out to his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin once again.

According to my White House sources, Rudy Giuliani suggested to the president, that impeachment hearings can be stopped if Russia pushes its invasion to entire Ukraine and absorbs it. “So Ukraine becomes Russia, and we all know, there was no collusion with Russia,” said Giuliani.

President was excited by the idea and immediately called Putin. Who, at the time, was either busy or sleeping and didn’t answer Trump’s call. Nevertheless, the president left him a voice mail, which also was moved to a secure server, both in Washington and Moscow.

“Vlad, if you’re listening, and I know you are, I hope you’re able to find the sense in this idea. It was Rudy’s idea, Rudy is a very well respected man, he has tremendous ideas. I mean this might sound little crazy, but I think you’ll like it. So what if, you take all the Ukraine and make it Russia, like put it in the Russia, like in Russian doll. I love Russian Dolls, I had a couple of my own… good times, tremendous times… Anyway, make them Russia, and because Muller said there was no collusion with Russia, this will go away. Well, Rudy says it will go away, so it might as well. Also, remember, I withheld the aid and didn’t give them Javelins, so you can push now. Call me”.

After learning about this idea and opportunity, Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky came up with his own original solution, and according to my West Wing sources he offered to rename Ukraine to Tramp International Golf Links — Eastern Europe, Huge, Tremendous.

Decisions on both sides of the ocean are yet to be made.