Thanks to Nic for sending this in:

The Oregonian title is “Joe Biden works to rub off his regular-guy persona on Jeff Merkley during Portland visit”.

They went to Salt & Straw, a trendy ice cream shop in Portland that has funky gourmet flavors and there’s always a giant line to get in.

Updated count: 17 sandwiches, and 14 of ice cream. If not for XKCD, we’d have to think about changing our name.