After an impressive 10 days in the White House, Anthony Scaramucci is out. He has been fired by the President, giving him the record of the shortest tenure in history as communications director.

It's all doubtless a shock to the Mooch, who was so desperate to become part of Donald Trump’s administration that he sold his global investment firm SkyBridge Capital, missed the birth of his fifth child, and allowed his marriage to fall apart.

But he need not panic, because at 53, the Mooch still has decades ahead of him. In fact, now might be the perfect time for him to make the career change he’s always dreamed of.

Forget politics, here’s what the Mooch could do instead...

Go on Love Island

After being so badly burned by politics, Scaramucci needs a holiday, and what better option than to get on the next series of Love Island? Not only will it endear him to the public in a way that swearing at journalists won’t, it will be a chance for him to find love after separating from his wife, and the betrayals and backstabbings will be a walk in the park after 10 days in the Trump administration. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get mugged off.