listen here

yeah you

you BABY behind the screen

the BABY always complaining about s*** like "OH NO I GOT AN ORACLE BESTIE KILL ME NOW I'LL SELL HER FOR MERIT BECAUSE SHE'S' ORACLE"

YOU sir can jump straight down that level 100 of yours because that mentality is worse than that of someone who hasn't picked their f***ing starter

"BUT WAIT, BLAKE XI, ORACLE UNITS ARE F***ING USELESS OH BOO HOO MY KRANTZ SUCKS NOW HE CAN'T MITIGATE WORTH S***--

YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH BACK UP YOUR ASS WHERE IT BELONGS

"BUT ORACLE TURNS MY UNITS USELESS-

AS USELESS AS YOUR BRAIN





ahem.





in pretty much EVERY single piece of content we have

in pretty much EVERY single response we make about types

in pretty much EVERY mode of gameplay there is in BF

there is always

ONE

ANSWER

UNIT > TYPE

OH GOD, YOU GOT AN ORACLE ELIMO? OH GO CRY ME THE NILE, FRUITCAKE, GIVE THAT ELIMO TO SOMEONE WHO VALUES ACTUALLY GETTING HER, NOT SOMEONE WHO FOCUSES SO DEEPLY ON TYPES

OH GOD NO, YOUR NEMETHGEAR AND HADARON ARE GUARDIAN? THAT MEANS THEIR DAMAGE IS WORTH S***? AHAHAHA AAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CAN GO CRY

TYPES MATTER ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN OUR GAME ANYMORE

first off

IMPS EXIST

second

SPHERES EXIST

third

LEADER SKILLS EXIST

fourth

IN JP BF, THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED ELGIFT

IT GRANTS AN EXTRA ES

SOME OF WHICH INCREASE HP, ATK, DEFENSE, AND REC

SOMETIMES ALL TOGETHER

PUT SOME GOD DAMN HP ELGIFTS ON YOUR CANDY-ASS ORACLES IF IT MAKES YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, BOO HOO

WHY NOT PUT JUST ATTACK ON YOUR GUARDIANS BECAUSE IT "BALANCES OUT"

WHAT NEEDS BALANCING OUT IS YOUR PERCEPTION ON THE GAME





ahem.





that measly 700 HP your zenia is missing from oracle or that 300 attack your rowgen is missing from guardian will be as negligible as the attention span of a sloth if you put all those three together

"YES I GOT ANIMA OULU I CAN CLEAR EVERYTHING NOW"

nope NOPE NOPE NOPE BACK UP YOU IDIOT

people really start undervaluing rec now

COME TRIAL 007

PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT REC IS

"OH PLEASE WE CAN HEAL BACK TO FULL WITH HC AND HEALING"

fun fact: not even vertri, the highest burst heal in the game, can fully heal an anima zeldeus at max hp and rec

in this current state of the game

we are quickly approaching the threshold where we CANT heal to full anymore

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, GO DIE YOU LEVEL 90 2 MONTHER"

that's just rude, piss off





anyway.





haven't you guys heard? in JP BF, oracle now lowers def instead of hp and guardian lowes rec instead of attack now. yay! FINALLY SOMETHING TO SHUT YOU DAMN TYPE RIOTERS UP





cough.





ANIMA is not the best type.

ORACLE is not the worst type.

TYPES DO NOT MATTER.

700 HP DIFFERENCE IS NOTHING.

200 ATTACK DIFFERENCE IS NOTHING.





every.

type.

IS.

LORD.