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Obscure Gent

In 1968 Sammy Hagar ate too many jalapeño poppers and drank too much tequila. The next morning he threw up a baby boy. That baby boy’s name was Guy Fieri. — Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) January 9, 2018

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