Joseph Sireci “Wet Willy Bandit” Back Behind Bars After Going Viral, Being Discovered To Have Broken His Terms Of Probation | September 7

Fort Pierce: Florida man Joseph Sireci, who went viral again earlier this week was arrested again after it was discovered that he’s been violating the terms of his probation.

Sireci, 48, is scheduled for an October 14 probation violation hearing in the Fort Pierce, Florida courthouse. He is locked up without bond in the county jail, is accused of refusing weekly urinalysis tests and moving residences without informing his probation officer.

Sireci was arrested last year for battering his 54-year-old live-in girlfriend. The woman told cops she came home from work one evening to find Sireci “drunk laying on the living room floor.”

Earlier in the day, the woman wrote in a witness statement, the intoxicated Sireci called her at work and said, “Order me a pizza bitch, now!”

The victim said that Sireci was “arguing with her and being rude” and “began grabbing her hand and pulling on her arm.” He then “continued by giving her a ‘wet willy’ sticking his finger in her ear.

When questioned by cops, Sireci admitted he “gave her a ‘wet willy’ but didn’t mean to upset her.” “Wet willy” is the shorthand term for when a saliva-dampened digit is jammed into the ear of an unsuspecting victim.

Since Sireci’s rap sheet included a burglary conviction–for which he was sentenced to three years in state prison)–the “wet willy” attack was charged as a felony battery.

Joseph Sireci is currently scheduled for a hearing on his probation violation.

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