So I heard a knock on my door today around 1:00 pm PST, and pulled enough strength through my sickened body up to the door. As I open the door, I see a small white box. I think to myself, "I wonder what this could be?". With little hesitation, I rush the package back to my room to open. I remember, "I see all these people posting pictures of their gifts", so i quickly grab my phone to take some under par shots of my newly acquired gift. Armed with nothing but a knife and a nug of some Jedi, I slice through the cellophane tape like butter to only find another obstacle. Packing peanuts! Those damn peanuts. Well with those out of my way, I continue on my journey. I find a bubble wrapped package inside. I think to myself "what could this be?". Well being the excited sick person I was, i opened it only to find the best gift I have ever received. My Secret Santa shipped my a beautiful glass spoon pipe! The artist must have had me in mind while blowing this piece because it mimics my being. The head of the spoon it large and the choke is hidden yet functional. I am somewhat of a klutz, so the thick walls of this pipe are sure to withhold a few drops. So thank you Crantly, you put an instant smile on my face, replaced my recently broken pipes, and gave me something to use when I go down south for Christmas. You made my month!

P.S. The pictures don't this justice what so ever!