Introduction

So I'm among those who points and laughs and makes fun of those who write in all caps (unless they're VAX users, in which case I drop pennies into the slots on their monitors so they can buy some coffee), but I thought it justifiable in this case, given the magnitude of what I'm about to post.

Yes, this is that same fu**ing purity test that I asked you all (or your predecessors, depending on the turnover (good boy!) rate) for your submission (good boy!) oh...about... *cough* *cough* ago (the file I have on another account is dated Dec 13 1994, for example).

I'd feed you some line about how busy I've been the past year, but we're all sysadmins here, and you know it's all about illusion anyway (about which I'll make a separate post soon).

So why is it finally here, you ask?