For a cool two mill, Vince Staples will “go the fuck away forever”.

Uh, can you not? Please?

Staples created a GoFundMe campaign in response to recent criticisms he’s copped via Twitter. Specifically, his “energy on stage … and production choices.”

In the video, he’s created an itemised list of what he’ll do with all your cash shmoney:

* Moving to Palmdale.

* Buying a Honda.

* Year’s supply of soups for the homies locked down.

* Buying a puppy.

What if we don’t hit the quota?

Well … “If not, you can choose to let me do what I want to do, when I want to do it. Get off of my dick or fund my lifestyle. Either way, we appreciate you.”

Here’s hoping he doesn’t raise too much – the Big Fish Theory was one of the dopest albums of 2017, and we generally appreciate Staples’ “robot video game beats”.

A few users, “You Suck” and “Your Mother” have already donated, but he’s a long way off. At the time of writing, he’s currently sitting on $1,179.

Watch his video for the campaign here:

Regardless, I won’t be slapping down any cash because 1) my car got towed this morning and 2) Vince, we need you.

Check Vince’s fresh drop, Get the F**k Off My Dick, below.

The internet certainly is a hostile place – look at how y’all reacted to Supreme’s latest NBA collab.