Photo : Krystal Atwater ( NFL )

The NFL coaches traveled to Orlando this year for their annual meeting, and posed for a photo that would also be the least satisfying dating show field in history. (Hi-res version here.) Andy Reid picked a powerhouse of a Hawaiian shirt to wear this time around, but what can’t be seen in the official photo is the billowy nature of new Lions head coach Matt Patricia’s pants (back row, third from the right). Let’s get a look at those suckers:


Dang. Bill Belichick, as usual, isn’t in the photo, but maybe he’s actually stowed away in one of those pant legs.