by Me, Simon, Piers and some other morons.

Like ying to yang, egg to chips and bacon to butty there is a site dedicated to rude food names at http://www.dazbert.co.uk/rudefood. It's got pictures! I like pictures!

Oddly, as if commanded by some godly presence (i.e. myself) the Guardian went and featured this fetid little hole on the internet. Here's a scan of it. See? Goading national newspapers works! (but only if the material you're trying to get featured includes words like "Tampon" and "Woody"). Max Clifford eat that blackened fetid rotten piece of ex-flesh you call your heart out.

A month later and an article bearing a striking resemblence to The Guardian piece turns up in Ireland's Hot Press, written by Stuart Clark. Tosin Sulalman wrote the Guardian article. Author's alia? Syndication? Copying? Happy co-incidence? You decide!

There have also been a few new submissions, my favourite being Hooker, Oklahoma, USA who have their own website where you can read about the wonderful Hooker School, The Hooker Bank and the winner of the much vaunted "Miss Hooker" beauty contest. As if that weren't enough for one area, "The Beaver River Genealogical and Historical Society" meet there on the second Thursday of the month except for June and July.

JH mailed us some time ago with: "After seeing your page, I was moved to take off my husband's t-shirt and scan it for you. We live in Georgia, near Cumming, in fact, and he found the shirt in a thrift store years ago. I've always thought that 'Bank of Cumming' sounded like the inappropriate name of a naughty sperm donation place and i refuse to let him wear it out". Thanks Julia, and here's the t-shirt :