*little caesar's pizza timeline* you want little caesar's pizza! *a man is holding his stomach and smiling* arrive at little caesar's *man is handing money to a man holding a pizza* arrive at home with pizza *man is standing with a pizza box* begin to eat pizza *man is putting a piece of pizza in his mouth* regret *man looks unhappy after taking his first bite of pizza *the timeline extends to infinity after that*

why you ever start craving little caesar's is unknown. i believe it's related to the proximity of the nearest little caesar's.