Bernie Sanders supporters don't want Hillary Clinton. It's a matter in which there is no contention. Bernie voters prefer his balding head over Hillary's lab created "hair." In fact, they despise her haggardness so much that they still won't vote Hillary even after their own candidate endorsed her (see Even Leftist Actor Viggo Mortensen Blasts Hillary: 'She's dishonest...'). Just take a gander at what happened after he mentioned her at the DNC...

Hundreds of supporters of Bernie Sanders drowned out the Vermont senator with boos Monday as he tried to make the case on the first day of the Democratic National Convention that his fans would need to vote for Hillary Clinton in order to defeat Donald J. Trump. [H]is words were immediately met with loud boos which lasted several seconds even as he tried to continue his speech. The senator then paused and waited for people to quiet down. Over and over again they chanted, "We want Bernie. Bernie. Bernie. Bernie."

Firstly, yes, that lady really was wearing a Robin Hood hat. Also, yes, these people are real human beings - not actors paid to look like dingleberries. They may be spineless amoebas demanding free stuff with their frail, grabby hands... But they're still people. People who would do anything for Bernie Sanders, clearly (see DNC Gets Warning: Bernie Supporters ARE Violent). That is, anything but vote for Hillary.

See, you know things are bad when even Sanders supporters won't let Sanders talk. Before he could even finish saying "Vote Hillary" they cut him off.

For the first time, and probably only time, I find myself agreeing with Bernie voters. We are connected by our distaste for lying, wrinkled, serpentine gasbags. In an ironic twist of fate, Hillary Clinton has united the American people... Against herself.

Leftist don't want her, conservatives don't want her, in-betweeners don't want her - nobody wants her. Yet here she stands as the Democratic presidential nominee. Seems as though the Democratic party made up its mind before the voters did. That's "Democratic" as in "democracy," mind you. Remember democracy?

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