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John Henry was unable to catch the Stoke game and is briefed by his staff after.

00:00 - 00:03 ...so the back four allowed our midfielders to be more creative

00:04 - 00:05 In fact, we started the match with 7 midfielders

00:05 - 00:07 Including two defensive mids in this area

00:08 - 00:12 We also decided to man-mark Diouf to limit his impact on the game.

00:12 - 00:15 Emre Can also started at right back. A masterstroke, really.

00:17 - 00:19 Excellent. I can see how the 6-1 scoreline came about.

00:19 - 00:21 We conceded a goal, but it happens.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir,

00:27 - 00:28 The scoreline...

00:31 - 00:33 It was 6-1 to stoke sir, you have the scoreline reversed.

00:34 - 00:36 5-0 at half time.

00:53 - 00:58 Listen carefully, I want those you who aren't in the transfer committee to leave the room now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK??

01:15 - 01:17 6-1 to motherfucking Stoke City?

01:18 - 01:23 There are three clubs with curse words in their names

01:25 - 01:28 Arsenal, Scunthorpe and Fucking Stoke City!!!

01:29 - 01:31 And don't get me started on Mark Hughes

01:31 - 01:34 That man signed Tevez and Lescott just to make himself look better in the team picture.

01:34 - 01:37 He's been sacked more times than a bag of potatoes

01:37 - 01:40 And we make him look like Jose Moreno

01:40 - 01:42 It's Jose Mourinho, Sir. Moreno is our LB.

01:42 - 01:46 Whatever!!! Do I look like I care?

01:46 - 01:48 One is a world class manager, the other is Gerrard's son.

01:48 - 01:52 Shut the fuck up Ian!

01:53 - 01:54 For just once,

01:56 - 02:00 could you bring that level of detail to a transfer committee meeting?

02:00 - 02:03 Buy Andy Carroll you guys told me.

02:04 - 02:08 [incoherent...Remy..incoherent]

02:11 - 02:13 ...and remember Willian?

02:14 - 02:16 I knew that asking price was too low

02:17 - 02:21 Then Moreno swooped in and bought him. He has a damn winner's medal now.

02:27 - 02:29 Guys, do you know long I've spent

02:30 - 02:34 trying to get up to speed with the football world?

02:34 - 02:38 Over 2 weeks!

02:43 - 02:47 Why do I feel like I am the smartest one in the room!

02:48 - 02:53 I'm telling you, we sure as hell need to seal this deal with Benzema.

02:54 - 02:56 30 million pounds

02:56 - 02:59 is nothing for a striker of his caliber

03:00 - 03:02 Why aren't you guys on the phone already?

03:04 - 03:08 I'm sure he really did mean Benzema

03:14 - 03:16 Well, at least Stevie scored a great goal today

03:19 - 03:23 Wasn't like the stoke defender was injured or anything

03:25 - 03:30 Right guys?

03:31 - 03:33 And thank goodness Peter Crouch was a sub.

03:40 - 03:46 Him scoring would have been just too much.

03:46 - 03:49 Those lanky arms and legs everywhere.