If you haven’t played with Google Scribe, then you’re missing out. Launched in September last year, it basically takes autocomplete to its most writerly end, suggesting commonly associated words as you write. So naturally, we decided to create Valentine’s Day sweet talk courtesy of Google.

Each sentence was prompted only by the phrases in color. The rest is pure Google gold.

I love you like a free mini pouch with every purchase of a new window.

My heart is broken and my other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player.

Your eyes are like the ones in the world of the living.

Kiss me through the phone book.

You make me feel like I am going to be a member of the Board of Directors.

Hold me tight and I do not want to be related to the search result.

Your love is like a keyword or label you consider is strongly related to this product ‘s reviews of local restaurants.

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Secret admirer of the work of the United States and Canada.