(A customer brings in her desktop for repair.)

Customer: “Excuse me, sir, can you help me? I’ve done something terrible.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. What seems to be the problem today?”

Customer: “Well, I was on the computer, and all of these naughty images started to pop up. Well, I didn’t want my grandkids thinking their grandma was into something nasty, so I started to delete things and, well… I’ve deleted the Internet!”

Me: “It will be all right, ma’am. I think we can save the Internet.”

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