PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—To celebrate a tradition lasting over 130 years, President Donald Trump was on-site to declare the presentation of shadow, or no shadow, by the famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil. Named after the town itself, our fury friend crawled out of his burrow and shook off the coldness of the morning. Phil took a few steps to appreciate the lawn in front of his hole. He stared at the crunchy grass and was approached by a large, unfamiliar shadow.

Phil was grabbed by the fat on his neck and held up in front of a flurry of flashing lights and applause. At that moment, the President announced that “since the groundhog had seen no shadow…meant there was 6 more weeks left of government shutdown.”

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