Just to preface this review, I read this thinking it was going to be like a literary version of a South Park episode – a work with a comedic facade on the outside that possessed either some semblance of a meaningful underlying purpose to its writing, or at the very least had an entertaining story in which to indulge for an afternoon in harmless fun. I was wrong on both fronts, and now I am paying the price for having transgressed so ignorantly into this shit-fest of a "book."



I did not – no, coul

Just to preface this review, I read this thinking it was going to be like a literary version of a South Park episode – a work with a comedic facade on the outside that possessed either some semblance of a meaningful underlying purpose to its writing, or at the very least had an entertaining story in which to indulge for an afternoon in harmless fun. I was wrong on both fronts, and now I am paying the price for having transgressed so ignorantly into this shit-fest of a "book."



I did not – no, could not! – finish this "book," it was that atrocious. What a piece of rancid, nonsensical trash! I'm not averse to literature with profanity in it; I understand it can act as a humorous component to a book or can add to a character's personality when done right. But this "book" utilizes these elements completely immaturely, using cursing and revolting imagery in a way that detracted from anything its "story" could have possibly had going for it. Its vomit-inducing use of foul language and unfunny descriptions was just for pure shock value alone and therefore does not deserve to be deemed literature in any respect whatsoever. Rather, this "book" is more akin to cancer in that it serves no point other than to cause harm to others and must be excised at once!



If there are people on Goodreads – or anywhere on this planet, for that matter – who truly liked this book for more than its novelty and immature elementary school humor, please let me know why. Was there a real story beneath all the garbage that I missed? Was there a worthwhile moral hidden in the depths of this cancerous abomination? I honestly want to know. Until then, I have to say that hate this "book," I hate its author, and I hate its troll supporters (the ones who give it five stars just to be controversial and "rebellious" towards conventional literature, thinking themselves somehow cool for praising something so widely detested when the hatred this book receives is 100% warranted).



At any cost whatsoever, do not read this "book" lest you wish to experience the literary equivalent to the feeling of being violently infected by the world's most disgusting, painful, and heinous disease, only to realize there is no cure and you will live a long time after to suffer in excruciating agony, constantly wishing for the sweet release of death upon yourself. Yeah, it's that bad.