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Aw, j

ust lookit that face! Who's a cute widdle boopsie woopsie baby? Is it you? Yes, it's you!!"



(Actually, sorry, that's John talking to our cats. My bad.)

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It's all fun and games 'til you cut the cake.

Yes, I have an example. Brace yourself.

I say we call him Benjamin. ('Cuz he's cute as a Button!)

[Quick side note: in case you're wondering, as I did, why he's on a food court tray: it turns out that's a new type of cake board popping up in bakeries. Weird, I know. Ok, sorry to interrupt. Let's move on.]

Just lookit that face!



No really, look at it. Aren't you glad the



[shiver] Whoah. I just gave myself the willies. (Or should I call them the "bennies?")

No really, look at it. Aren't you glad the eyes aren't open









I would insert some side-splitting commentary here about how stabbing someone in the back always gets you the cold shoulder in the end - but as you can see, there's no need. He's already "waist"ing away! ...cutting.insert some side-splitting commentary here about how stabbing someone in the back always gets you the cold shoulder in the end - but as you can see, there's no need. He's already "waist"ing away!

Hey, Benji! You just got served!



Bwahahahahahaahaa!





Ah, I crack myself up sometimes.



Thanks to Kimberley K., who will never again say to a child, "I could just eat you up!"





Note from John: I initially made that last picture a separate post and linked to it, not realizing it would show up in Google readers before the actual post. Oops. Sorry to those of you who clicked on it with no warning! Oh and if the new link doesn't work, you may have to refresh the page.





You know how sometimes you see a baby cake that's nothorrendously awful, and your first reaction is something like,Anyway, my point is that whileof these baby cakesbe just the teensiest bit cute, you have to remember one very important thing:Here we have the standard old man baby cake:And just so you get the full effect:Okay. So, über realistic baby. Been there, done that. However, here's where things get...Oh, Oh! Wait! I have one more:Anyway, we still haven't gotten to the worst part yet. The worst part actually, literally, in real reality, honestly gave John nightmares. Seriously. So now he won't let me post it here. Instead, I'm going to link to it. But please, all joking aside, choose your clicks wisely. I'm here to make you laugh, not give you nightmares - and this thing puts the "ick" in "squicky."Ok, enough warnings (since I'm sure they're having the opposite affect anyway): Click here to see the final photo.