Whoa...No Idea Really

Just to be clear, there weren't any cameras in ancient Rome...so how is this picture even possible?

Pumped!

Pumped about tucking sweats into boots? Maybe it's the double-scrunchie action going on around her wrists.

Mr. Olympia Lee Haney

You know what make you a legend? Matching your pants to your du-rag. Oh, and the 8x Mr. Olympia thing too...

Mullets And Headbands

So much epicness going on in this picture: terrified baby, matching spandex, and the guy on the left has that wind-in-hair look down to a science.

Top Bodz

Literally the most 80's picture to exist on the internet. Enough said.

We Wear Short Shorts

This is what happens when you take your lifting belt to the limit. What's happening down...nevermind.

Muscle Mags, 80s Style

That mullet says "business in the front, party in the back", but that 1/5th of a shirt says "party everywhere".

Dem Donkey Calf Raises

Anyone know where I can get some of those neon hi-tops? I'm pretty sure those are back in style now.

Throwback Golds Gym

That guy definitely borrowed a pair of leggings from the girl in the front.

Roger Estep - Sporting The Stache

TFW when someone compliments your upper-lip gains and it catches you by surprise.

Photoshoot Time

Old guy in the back isn't about that biceps & spandex life.

Mullet And Spandex

What's more luscious: those mullet locks falling over the traps, or the skin-tight spandex that leave little to the imagination?

Windshield Glasses & Iron

Those glasses could stop bullets just as much as that windbreaker could stop a hurricane.

And Then There's This Fanny Pack

BRB, trying to figure out what's happening in this picture. Alternative captions: "Gainz of Thrones" "Why Are My Sleeves Longer Than My Shorts?"

Cool Down

Remember when matching your underwear to your socks was cool? Neither do I, but apparently it used to be a thing.

Fancy Beach Workout

Ah, the good ol' days when you could rent a bodybuilder to ride around the beach with. Here we see a stubborn builder that refuses to let someone ride him.

Flex Appeal

C'mon now. What can be said about this picture that hasn't already been said by that top? Are you a magician's assistant? A stuntman for Aladdin?

1980s Style Mind Pump

This man is not a doctor, but that mullet and zenlike stare make me want to trust him. Go ahead, doc, pump up my mind.

1980s Bodybuilding Workout Gear

Hm, I guess the animal print and spandex tanks were in Part 1.

I <3 Sport And Fitness

Uh oh. It's October 30 and now your girlfriend wants to do a couples costume? You're welcome, bros.

Team Better Bodies, Circa 1982

The OG BB crew usually rolled 3 deep, but they made an exception for Mrs. Claus.

1980s Style Cardio

I hope fasted cardio was "in" in the 80s. Because I just lost my appetite...

Muscle Beach

Oh come on. No one wanted "that guy" in the huraches to go full diva and block the view of the babes.

Hello, Lee Priest

Their prom was better than yours. Deal with it.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The golden era of bodybuilding had plenty of good times, but many suffered from emotional demons. Here's a photograph of an actual bodybuilding exorcism.

Nope, That's Not A Lap Top

The 80's equivalent to posting selfies on FB...where your face is actually in a book because you had to stop by the drugstore to actually print your selfie out. This is your crew "liking" it.

Go Big Hair Or Go Home!

This recent graduate of the Tyra Banks School of Smizing wonders, "does this hair make my eyes look big? Good."

80s, Definitely 80s

She's just an oversized cell phone away from being named CEO of Bally Total Fitness.

Hey Get Off My Basket?

Bodybuilders respect the importance of endurance training. Here are the winners of the Tandem division of 1987's Weighted Tour de France.

Lee Labrada And A Guy With Nice Shorts

Having just returned from a "transformative" weekend in Jamaica, this guy stumbled into this shop looking for an herbal detox, but left with much more. A new best friend.

Vic Richards Looking Swedish

These colors don't run. They squat. And deadlift. And leg press.

The Zebra & The Tiger

A profound commentary on life in captivity. A provocative look at man vs animal. Run free boys, run free.

Not Really Sure What's Going On Here

The great heatwave of '83 made "Athletes on Ice" a little difficult to execute.

Samir Bannout Goes Rogue

This is what happens when you curl in the squat rack. Step away or the puppy gets it!

And More Zebra Fashion

"Fresh from the safari, the huntress proudly boasts the spoils of the hunt."

Iron Maiden Pumping Iron

Can I Play With Radness? Nothing says New Wave Of British Heavy Metal more than British Metal guys lifting nothing heavy. (Also, if you don't get that reference, you don't listen to Maiden.)

So Much Pink

Real men wear pink. But what kind of monster wears pink high-waisted tights?

Dem Curlz, Bro

The cover of the straight to LaserDisc video "Jane Fonda's Primal Scream: Jacked and Tan in 8 Minutes A Day".

Michael Jackson & Lou Ferrigno

Great idea for a sitcom, or greatest idea for a sitcom? Too bad narrow-minded ABC execs passed on a great addition to the TGIF lineup.

All Kinds Of Gains!

Rigorous posing training like this requires a strong support group.

Stop And Smell The 80s Workout Pants

Rare footage from a rejected Old Spice ad. Turns out "Plumeria Breeze" didn't test well in the gym.

Biker Lou

Fresh off the set of Grease, Lou's the one that they want! (Oo oo ooo)

Big Guns, Big Glasses

Glasses? The better to see you with, my dear veins!

Perfect Pants & Shoes Combination

"I didn't choose the swole life,..."

Huge Curls

This is the bodybuilder equivalent of letting your kid beat you at monopoly. L.A. Gear knows a thing or two about good parenting.

1980s Arnold

Better red than dead? Not in this case, Arnold.

And Finally...More Zebra Pants

Vertical stripes: a way for men to finally achieve "long, lean dancers legs."