They shriek, they rage, they cheer, they despair, they exult, they scream, they laugh, they cry! There’s never a non-emotional moment in the lives of Australia’s left-wing ladies’ auxiliary, whose psychosocial behavioural disorders are becoming ever more dramatic following Tony Abbott’s election. Only one of them, however, can reign as our solitary monarch of madness. Only one can stand above all others, wailing and howling, while the rest look on and ask: “Where’s the Ritalin?” In the search for this nation’s most unhinged hysteric, let the BlairPoll decide!UPDATE. With 7080 votes in, Summers, Kingston, Deveny and Badham are separated by just 241. This is even closer than Florida 2000 . UPDATE II. Trailing far behind the leaders, Clementine Ford pleads with the electorate : “I only need 500 votes to beat Catherine Deveny! MAKE IT HAPPEN , PEOPLE.” UPDATE III. A desperate pitch to voters from last-placed Clem Bastow. Shethe 2.24 per cent. UPDATE IV. Ford storms to the lead!