I’m not judging but whoever at Timelines is in charge of choosing how each new “version” of a character is posed and looks has a thing for Trip.

First, of course, there’s the ostensibly regular vanilla Commander Tucker, which with other characters is usually just their average look for most of their episodes.

I think we can all agree this is the image that pops into everyone’s head when they think of Trip Tucker, and not him fully dressed probably eating a potato chip.

Following that is the iconic Rescuer Tucker from everyone’s favourite Ferengi Episode™ of ENT.

Which manages to be a more modest and dignified portrayal than the episode’s own cinematography. I see precisely zero crotch bulge.

Now comes EV Suit Tucker.

Fully covered in a bulky space suit, but still somehow serving up a boobs-and-butt pose.