Marino. Esiason. Sharpe. Cowher. Football legends all. They managed to compile a mathematically improbable record picking games last week. I think Paul the Octopus could do better, and he's dead. [CBS Sports, h/t Nathan] UPDATE:

Obviously (and sadly,) Boomer didn't go 0-16. A glitch in their system means we're looking at the results of this week's games, after only the Thursday night contest. CBS Sports emailed me and made sure you're all aware that their experts are not capable of statistically impossible levels of ineptitude.