I happen to live in half of a duplex. For those who do not know what a Duplex is, it is like two houses, pushed up against each other.

Well recently the resident of the other half of the duplex moved out, and that half of the duplex is now on the market.

I have no problem with any of that…what I have a problem with is the idiot put in charge of the now vacant duplex’s yard work.

Between our two driveways is a small strip of grass. I’d say it is maybe 12-18 inches across. Well, the other day I stepped outside, and this is what I saw:

That might be a bit hard to make out, but basically the lazy bastard actually went through the trouble of pushing his probably 20″ mower over only 6-10″ of the strip?

Back when I had a neighbor, the unspoken deal was whoever was mowing their lawn would just trim the whole strip, it took the exact same amount of gas, time, and effort. Actually less effort since you didn’t need to try to keep a perfect center line, the mower is wider than the strip.

So whoever the the seller hired to do the mowing, is probably retarded. I’ve decided to not mow that center strip ever again so it’ll just look funnier and funnier. Or maybe mow stripes in it?

Pro tip: When dealing with Lawn Mowers, remember: Be kind, rewind.