We have become startlingly addicted to the parade of depravity, insanity and desperation that is the A&E show Hoarders. We talk about it all the time - so much so that friends have begged us to please stop. We watch it with friends and IM, tweet or Facebook chat while we do it (like a little cyber watching party). We've grilled relatives about grandma who kept stacks of newspapers on her front porch and didn't accept the "she grew up during the Great Depression" excuse. We've start to eye our own gathering clutter suspiciously. We've even created our own rule to make ourselves feel better - to convince ourselves that that we're not actually hoarders (RULE: as long as there's no trash in it clutter, it's not hoarding).

So now, to further heighten our enjoyment of watching this show, we've created The Hoarders Drinking Game.

This is just a beer drinking game with the occasional shot for the extreme stuff. (1 drink = 1 drink of beer, 1 shot = 1 shot of liquor of your choice)

If you see any of the following - you must drink the corresponding amount of alcohol.

Adult Diapers - 3 drinks Running Out Of Time To Clean Up Before The Episode Ends - 1 drink Dead Cat - 1 shot Mummified Cat - 2 shots Other Dead Rodents (Includes Squirrels) - 1 drink Feces (Animal) - 2 drinks Feces (Human) - 2 shots Maggots - 2 drinks Gagging Cleanup Worker - 1 drink Electricity Cut Off - 2 drinks Water Cut Off/Non-functioning Plumbing - 1 drink Threat of Eviction - 1 drink Co-dependent Family Member/Enabler - 2 drinks

Remember to clean up your mess after you're done playing, lest you lapse into this world of horror.