I have no words. I was struck speechless opening the items I received today.

So, this is RedditGifts. I've seen so many acts of kindness, and I've sincerely tried to contribute to that kindness as well. Let's get one thing clear. I was very succinct in my profile, and I would not be surprised if my Santa thought I was a little challenging. I straightforwardly told him/her that I wanted a vinyl record player, but knew (still know) that's a lot to ask, especially from a stranger on Reddit. To be fair, I did mention a few (very few) other interests/ideas, and I even asked for something as simple as a muscle tee (I'm into working out -- not just "fitness" a pizza in my mouth!).

Anyway, it doesn't hurt to ask, right? So, I did. And Santa delivered. I wanted to cry. I still do. How can someone be so thoughtful and kind? You don't even know me! I could be the worst person you never met. But, you don't care because you didn't just stop there.

Not only did I find a beautiful record player of my very own, but a Ninja Professional blender as well. I don't own one of these (well, now I do), but it's absolutely perfect. Lil' Fritters and I love smoothies, and it's one of the only ways I can get that little turd girl to eat a variety of vegetables and fruits. In her world, lima beans and strawberries are enough. Before you get all, "Wow, your kid eats lima beans?" let me inform you that they are seasoned, sometimes with bacon.

My Santa, who goes by the name of Zorg, is seriously too kind and too generous. Thank you so, so much. I cannot say thank you enough. I hope you are as lucky in the Secret Santa lottery as I was because you deserve it all and more. I definitely don't deserve you!