It's a day of the year, which means it's time for an online media outlet to produce a listicle of colleges, ranked upon some wacky basis! The Daily Beast tries to cover every conceivable college listicle angle today—but they stop after ranking only the categories of Best International Schools, Best Party Schools, Most Beautiful, Happiest, Brainiacs, Activists, Best Food, Future CEOs, Artistic, Least Rigorous, Cheapest, Return on Investment, Most Rigorous, Free-Spirited, Horniest, Gay-Friendly, Best Weather, Computer Geeks, Accessible Professors, Future Politicians, Greenest, and Foreign Students.

Half-ass job, TDB. Where do you get your listicle-monkey interns from, SUNY at Binghamton? American families can't make good choices for their families unless they Know All The Facts.

The 25 Most Unranked Colleges in America

25. Transylvania University

24. Simpson College

23. University of Advancing Technology

22. Dixie State College of Utah

21. University of Maine- Presque Isle

20. Limestone College

19. Blessing-Rieman College of Nursing

18. Pennsylvania State University- Shenango

17. Medaille College

16. University of Wisconsin- Stout

15. Armstrong Atlantic State University

14. Truett-McConnell College

13. Chowan University

12. Our Lady of the Lake College

11. Wartburg Theological Seminary

10. Sul Ross State University

9. University of South Carolina- Aiken

8. Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science

7. Maharishi University of Management

6. Cogswell Polytechnical College

5. Oklahoma Panhandle State University

4. Divine Word College

3. Kent State University- Geauga

2. Sherman College of Chiropractic

1. Madonna University

*Note: After learning that Thunderbird School of Global Management is, in fact, ranked, we have removed it in favor of a worthy replacement.

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