Welcome to Gothburger, can i take your New Order?

I present, for your perusal, what happens when you and your friends take a joke too far: The imaginary menu for an imaginary theme restaurant, Gothburger:

Love Will Tear Us Aperitif:

I Don’t Wanna Fall In Loaf

Terrible Rye

Bela Legosi’s Bread

Alien Sex Fries

Skinny Hush Puppies

Siouxsie Soups: (Available in our delicious Bread Like A Bowl)

Juju Jambalaya

Red-Eyed, Screaming Ghoulash

The Passion of Lentils

Bisque Them For Me

The Killing Spoon

Cradle of Fish: (Every Fillet is Exactly The Same)

Trout Reznor

Codhead

Angel of the Cod

Terror Couple Carpaccio

Sushi Sioux

Dark Entrées: (I Don’t Want To Fall In Lunch)

Fried Eggs I’m In Love

The Ham that Feeds

March of the Pigs in a Blanket

Enjoy the Salami

Sex Gang Chicken

Dig, Lasagna, Dig

Like A Hotdog

Weiner Gesang

The Downward Spätzle

Duck L'orange In Formation

She’s in Pastas

Fields of Mezzelune

Under the Bun: (Our burgers are cooked to order, from drenched-in-blood, to black-as-my-soul)

Dimu Burger

BLT Nation

In the Flatbread Field

Shawarma Sometimes

Blasphemous Reuben

Lacuna Broil

Soy Division: (When You Don’t See Meat)

The Mushroom UK

The Hanging Garden Salad

Eggrolls & The Bunnymen

The Falafel Party

Nine Inch Gnocci

Pretty Cake Machine: (Dessert Kisses)

Tiramisù des Vampires

Pie, Little Sister

Razed in Black Forest Cake

Black Stone Tart

Dead Cannoli Dance

Lucretia, My Refreshments: