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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 12:14 pm Post subject: Strip Club Disaster!!!



I get my $20 in ones and another $100 for lap dances. I immediately spot my love, it was lust at first sight. I got a five song dance for $80 and I gotta say it was fantastic. As we are leaving, me and this girl we were with were waiting outside while my friend was in the bathroom, she looks at my pants (which were white) there was a GIANT blood stain on my pants. Probably the grossest/funniest thing that has happened in a long time. So I go in to talk to the manager and she WOULD NOT refund my money. She said I had to call the next morning and talk to the owner and he will handle the situation. I told her that if I don't get my money back, my next call is going to be the tampa tribune. This got her attention and she immediately got her attention but he didn't pick up because it was 5am.



I'm posting from my phone but I'll post up. What a weird/crazy/disgusting night. Sorry for any grammar or spelling, I'm a little under the weather right now. So last night my buddies and I painted the town red and I have the stain on my pants to prove it. The night started off at one of my buddies house to watch the Gator game. The perk of their house is that it is five minutes from the bars so when the game ended, we made our trek. Already pretty intoxicated, we all decided to switch Jack and cokes instead of beer. As a tradition, we cap the night off with our favorite strip club, the world famous Mons Venus.I get my $20 in ones and another $100 for lap dances. I immediately spot my love, it was lust at first sight. I got a five song dance for $80 and I gotta say it was fantastic. As we are leaving, me and this girl we were with were waiting outside while my friend was in the bathroom, she looks at my pants (which were white) there was a GIANT blood stain on my pants. Probably the grossest/funniest thing that has happened in a long time. So I go in to talk to the manager and she WOULD NOT refund my money. She said I had to call the next morning and talk to the owner and he will handle the situation. I told her that if I don't get my money back, my next call is going to be the tampa tribune. This got her attention and she immediately got her attention but he didn't pick up because it was 5am.I'm posting from my phone but I'll post up. What a weird/crazy/disgusting night. Sorry for any grammar or spelling, I'm a little under the weather right now.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: That'll teach you not to wear white after Labor Day.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 12:29 pm Post subject: jryoung ,

Worst part is, i loved those pants. Worst part is, i loved those pants.









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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 12:36 pm Post subject: hahaha. silly me, i saw your fb status and figured it was from something at work. this is way better.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 12:42 pm Post subject: STPHNSN23 , hahahaha yep. I couldn't leave the details on my facebook status because my mom is my facebook friend and for some reason I feel like she would be upset...to say the least. , hahahaha yep. I couldn't leave the details on my facebook status because my mom is my facebook friend and for some reason I feel like she would be upset...to say the least.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 12:44 pm Post subject: thats nuckin futs and disgusting

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 2:37 pm Post subject: in some clubs you have to pay extra for that.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 2:42 pm Post subject: Just puked a bit in my mouth...

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 2:48 pm Post subject: Would make a great FAIL picture...now excuse me while I go jump out a window to try and get that image out of my head

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject: That pretty fukcin gross.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 3:12 pm Post subject: serves you right for wearing white pants. although that doesn't surprise me one bit.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 3:20 pm Post subject: That is FOUL. I generally have a pretty strong stomach, but THAT stuff is on a different level.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 4:04 pm Post subject: Re: Strip Club Disaster!!! ilubronix wrote: So last night my buddies and I painted the town red and I have the stain on my pants to prove it. The night started off at one of my buddies house to watch the Gator game. The perk of their house is that it is five minutes from the bars so when the game ended, we made our trek. Already pretty intoxicated, we all decided to switch Jack and cokes instead of beer. As a tradition, we cap the night off with our favorite strip club, the world famous Mons Venus.



I get my $20 in ones and another $100 for lap dances. I immediately spot my love, it was lust at first sight. I got a five song dance for $80 and I gotta say it was fantastic. As we are leaving, me and this girl we were with were waiting outside while my friend was in the bathroom, she looks at my pants (which were white) there was a GIANT blood stain on my pants. Probably the grossest/funniest thing that has happened in a long time. So I go in to talk to the manager and she WOULD NOT refund my money. She said I had to call the next morning and talk to the owner and he will handle the situation. I told her that if I don't get my money back, my next call is going to be the tampa tribune. This got her attention and she immediately got her attention but he didn't pick up because it was 5am.



I'm posting from my phone but I'll post up. What a weird/crazy/disgusting night. Sorry for any grammar or spelling, I'm a little under the weather right now.



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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 4:37 pm Post subject: Dude, you got owned. PERIOD.

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject: Hey, we're blood brothers!

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 6:51 pm Post subject: ilubronix ,

How can I add you on facebook?

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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 10:37 pm Post subject: hawkeye680 wrote: Hey, we're blood brothers!



lmao, I GOT Bubb Rubb PERIOD STAIN ON MY PANTS!

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 2:48 am Post subject: Chad H , Kyle linsey tampa bay network..profile picture is the larger version of my avatar doing a hoochie glide. You can go through aubs or holdsworth profile if you can't find me which I know facebook does sometimes but it should just work through a search. I have no privacy settings up I don't think

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 3:04 am Post subject: jt09 wrote: serves you right for wearing white pants. although that doesn't surprise me one bit.



I wanted to make sure the stain would show up better . But to clarify the pants, they were just a pair of standard Tommy Bahama khakis. They weren't like linen pants or white jeans lol. Like I said we were at my buddies house watching the gator game so no one was dressed up. I was wearing a two button polo, khakis (that happen to be more whitish) and boat shoes. Hardly strip club attire lol.



What I forgot to mention was that during the dance the girl makes a comment to me about how good my pants feel and how irritating it is (literally) giving dances to guys in jeans. When we were outside, I see the girl that just used my leg as a tampon getting escorted out by the manager saying "get the Bubb Rubb out of here, you're on Bubb Rubbing drugs and don't plan on coming back". She replies "ok I'll see you guys in 6 days". I didn't know if I wanted to vomit or die laughing when I heard that. He of course replied with "you are done here, if you want to goto a place where you can act like that, go across the street to 2001" I wanted to make sure the stain would show up better. But to clarify the pants, they were just a pair of standard Tommy Bahama khakis. They weren't like linen pants or white jeans lol. Like I said we were at my buddies house watching the gator game so no one was dressed up. I was wearing a two button polo, khakis (that happen to be more whitish) and boat shoes. Hardly strip club attire lol.What I forgot to mention was that during the dance the girl makes a comment to me about how good my pants feel and how irritating it is (literally) giving dances to guys in jeans. When we were outside, I see the girl that just used my leg as a tampon getting escorted out by the manager saying "get the Bubb Rubb out of here, you're on Bubb Rubbing drugs and don't plan on coming back". She replies "ok I'll see you guys in 6 days". I didn't know if I wanted to vomit or die laughing when I heard that. He of course replied with "you are done here, if you want to goto a place where you can act like that, go across the street to 2001"

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 3:22 am Post subject: As a little background information by the way, Mons Venus is a world reknown strip club. They are known for having a good portion of girls there that have posed in playboy and various other fine publications. For anyone traveling to Tampa on business or when it is one of your boys (or girls) birthdays it is just where you end up going. The girls actually come from all over the country to work there and the selection can meet ANYONES needs. You want a girl with sleeve tattoos and piercings but with a 10 face, you goto mons. The club is this tiny place with one circular stage in the center no more than 20 feet in diameter and then there are two rows of one large circular couch that surrounds the club. There are NO private rooms so at mons a true "friction" dance is no more than that. The only difference is the sheer number of girls they have in the place compared to the number of customers. In this small room maybe the size of a store in the mall like The Gap, there are 40-50 girls walking around either topless of fully nude already. All of them are 8+'s even in the light with I'd say 25% true 10s. Peoples jaws drop when they walk in this place because there really is no other club in the nation like it, and the fact that you can get nothing more than a dance (allowed to touch anything but the hoo hoo) doesn't bother people in the slightest.

Just google mons Venus and the site will be the first hit. I'm not going to link it because of the nudity.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 4:14 am Post subject: Did I miss something, or did just talk about how great the girls are at the place after posting a story about one of them using you as a pad? Sound like 10's for sure!



Also, I am done following this thread because I can't scroll past the pictures quick enough.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 4:39 am Post subject: I went there like 8 years ago for a bachelor party. It's the most amazing club I've ever been to. Every single girl there was hot as hell. However, getting menstruated on by some stripper on drugs is up there with one of the worst things that can happen to you. Hope you've had your shots...

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 4:55 am Post subject: Quote:

But to clarify the pants, they were just a pair of standard Tommy Bahama khakis. They weren't like linen pants or white jeans lol.



Yeah, right. Sorry about your pants, Crockett. Yeah, right. Sorry about your pants, Crockett.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 9:37 am Post subject: tball ,

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 10:40 am Post subject: ilubronix wrote: But to clarify the pants, they were just a pair of standard Tommy Bahama khakis. They weren't like linen pants or white jeans lol.



much better.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 10:41 am Post subject: Nooga678 wrote: Did I miss something, or did just talk about how great the girls are at the place after posting a story about one of them using you as a pad? Sound like 10's for sure!



10s bleed too.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 11:24 am Post subject: ilubronix wrote: Chad H , Kyle linsey tampa bay network..profile picture is the larger version of my avatar doing a hoochie glide.



Now when a patient or someone else looks up your name, this thread will be one of the search results.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 11:27 am Post subject: ilubronix , You just squeezed her to hard. It works liike a ketchup bottle you know.

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 11:29 am Post subject: microman , google search "kyle linsey" second page result "Wakeboarder :: Strip Club Disaster!!!" , google search "kyle linsey" second page result "Wakeboarder :: Strip Club Disaster!!!"

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 2:31 pm Post subject: Lets help this out a little.



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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject: Lets help this out a little.



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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 3:24 pm Post subject: STPHNSN23 wrote: microman , google search "kyle linsey" second page result "Wakeboarder :: Strip Club Disaster!!!"



apparently the thread on legal ramifications of online forums didn't hit home apparently the thread on legal ramifications of online forums didn't hit home

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Posted: Oct 12, 2009 5:48 pm Post subject: Jensen , legally speaking I can't do anything about this. I actually told my dad about the situation because if anyone could handle getting my money back and a new pair of pants it would be him. Unfortunately, this place is owned by Joe Redner, a very powerful and very well "connected" man in Tampa. So it turns out i'm just going to have to eat the $80 and the cost of the pants. He said he is the last person you want to get involved with even in a situation like this, so it turns out all i have is a funny story .



I didn't even really think about it at the time but imagine if I got a dance from another girl after this girl without knowing about the issue. The girls at mobs are tested every month but 30 days is plenty of time for a stripper to get an STD. I really liked those damn pants too , legally speaking I can't do anything about this. I actually told my dad about the situation because if anyone could handle getting my money back and a new pair of pants it would be him. Unfortunately, this place is owned by Joe Redner, a very powerful and very well "connected" man in Tampa. So it turns out i'm just going to have to eat the $80 and the cost of the pants. He said he is the last person you want to get involved with even in a situation like this, so it turns out all i have is a funny storyI didn't even really think about it at the time but imagine if I got a dance from another girl after this girl without knowing about the issue. The girls at mobs are tested every month but 30 days is plenty of time for a stripper to get an STD. I really liked those damn pants too

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