Two things in life are certain: death and leftists incessant need to remove protection from people wishing to avoid early deaths. Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau is no different from the standard-issued leftist. Other than being a walking pile of vegan poutine with soy curds doused with TRESsume TRESsume ooh la la (see Justin Trudeau has “Reflected” on #MeToo Groping Allegations [VIDEO] and WATCH: What Would Jordan Peterson Say to Justin Trudeau?). After the shooting in Toronto - which may or may not have been an ISIS attack - Trudeau is, of course, talking about gun control.

Only unlike leftists in this country, he's not saying "It's only military style semi-fully automatic assault AR-15 weapons of war." Because they're scary, black, and have those vertical grip thingies. He's saying all guns. And refusing to rule out a handgun ban.

The shooting has reignited the debate over gun control across the country. Last week, Toronto city council approved a motion urging the federal government to ban handgun sales in the city, and calling on the province to outlaw the sale of handgun ammunition in Toronto. Asked if his government is considering a ban, Trudeau would not rule anything out. "We're looking at a broad range of things. We're going to make the right decision for the long term, not just the short term," he said.

Ambiguity might be the death of freedom. "Broad range of things," really means "Let me focus group the best way to spin dog crap into chocolate pudding." While "right decision" is code for "you're too stupid to decide your own futures." And "not just the short term" is actually the sly way of saying "This new law is going to be totes permanent, you syrup slurping serfs." You'll drink it and you'll like it.

If you want to know how "Trump" happens, Trudeau's vague plan of tyranny is a perfect example. There was a violent attack, possibly terror-related, and the first instinct from Madam Hairdo is to make self-protection a near impossibility. Not to worry, Pretty Young Thing Justin will still have his armed entourage.

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