I apologize for the lack of pictures, but after I took the picture of my extraordinarily beautiful feet with the cutest socks ever, the camera in my phone chose to screw me over. Love you too, Samsung!

Anyhoo, about a week ago I received the best sock-gift I could've asked for! In short, the package contained a pair of brightly coloured everyday-socks (yes, that's how I'm gonna use them), and not one, not two, but THREE pairs of animal print socks made out of what I can only assume the inside of a unicorn vagina feels like. No really, I get a feet-gasm when I stick my feet into these socks. THEY ARE SO FREAKING SOFT AND COMFORTABLE!! Two of these unicorn-pair of socks had bear prints on them and one had pigs! I LOVE pigs. Not as in, I kind of like pigs, or I sort of think pigs are cure. NO. I don't eat pork because I love pigs too much. I have pig earrings. I used to have a pig painting hanging on my wall and a pig t-shirt.

And then there was a goodie bag!! With snacks!! And lipbalm!! Everything is so bright and sparkly I thought my eyes might pop out. In the good way, you know. I haven't tasted the snacks yet as March is sugarfree for me :( but come April 1st I will feast.

Dear Shelley, I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will thank you. No seriously, I have a feeling people tend to go lightly with these exchanges so as not to go overboard. My gifter went overboard and I LOVED it!! Keep doing what you're doing in these exchanges, because you're obviously doing it right!! :)