Our good friend Jarlath Regan has a Christmas card for you:

He actually has a bunch of them on sale through his website. They sold out quickly but he’s been able to get his Christmas elves printing a second batch. What tireless elves they are, working for candy canes and a promise of one day having dental insurance so they can fix their diseased, sugar-encrusted gums.

Postage is super-cheap on them as well, check them out.