Dearly beloved, let us bow our heads and pray for our dear brother Creflo Dollar. Satan is trying to destroy his ministry! First, the enemy prevented Rev. Dollar from acquiring his Gulfstream G650, and now the devil is trying to discredit the godly pastor for having the faith to seek one in the first place.

Brethren and sistren, be ye encouraged, Pastor Dollar remains strong. Verily, like Jacob of old, he will wrestle, and not grow weary, until his steadfast faith is rewarded. And never fear, you ain’t seen nothing yet. For Dollar has declared:

“If they discover life on mars, if you think a $65 million dollar plane was too much; if they discover that there’s life on mars, they gonna need to hear the gospel. And I’ma have to believe God for a billion dollar space shuttle. Because we got to preach the gospel on Mars! How dare you to tell me I can’t dream! How dare you tell me that I can’t believe God!”

Here’s the video:

https://youtu.be/HcT7cKr3hCw

Perhaps the biggest miracle is that there would be intelligent life on Mars since the rover has pretty much ruled that out. Likewise, I’m sorry to rain on Dollar’s faith parade, but the Space Shuttle program has been shut down. But perhaps my “life without faith” is just not faithy enough.

At the end of the video, it seems Dollar is saying that a man from the Middle East has given him the money for the jet. Oh ye me of little faith.

Brother Richard

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