Twitter isn't so happy about the Oscar nominations announced this morning—behold the hashtag #OscarsSoWhite, in response to the fact that all the acting nominees are white, and that Ava DuVernay didn't get a directing nod for Selma. Also rotten: no women nominated in the directing, screenwriting or cinematography categories. Continuing with the crummy: None of the Best Picture nominees are stories about women. A brighter spot? "Dick Poop."