Behold, a rendering of the precise combination of George Michael and Maeby Fünke. This masterpiece was discovered by a shrewd, European Redditor, who noted that the painting by Ignacio Zuloaga of Doña Carmen Arconada was Michael Cera's doppelgänger, only to be informed that, nay, it is the love child of les cousins dangereux, likely a direct result of having pop pop in the attic. What a fun and sexy time for them! Anyways, please commence exhaustively quoting "Arrested Development."