Hey babe, you got a second? I need you to listen to me for a sec. You see I have a small confession to make.

:Sigh:

Oh God, shit... This is going to be harder than I thought.

You remember your best friend's birthday party we were supposed to attend and you had to cancel because of that stupid last minute business trip?

Well, it got pretty rowdy and wild and we all had way too much to drink, and....I... might...have gone...and...cheated-on-you-with-your-best-friend....and my best friend.....and both of their significant others......

We had a drunken orgy, ok? I'm...so..sorry. It just kinda happened, y'know? A lot like how we first met three months ago.

I hope you can forgive me baby, it's been two days and I just can't live with this guilt anymore, I just had to tell-

Wait...are...are you getting hard right now? I...um...you like hearing that your girlfriend fucked your best friend, Franco, his girlfriend, Rosanne, my best friend, Angie and her boyfriend? Ohh baby, I knew you were more kinky than my Ex's but...wow um...well, do you want me to go into detail? Every. Single. Filthy. Thing we did to each other, to ourselves?

Ok, lets get more comfortable first, starting with that cock of yours, it's practically suffocating in those jeans right now. Aaand, there,.There's the dick I missed these last few days. I love how it feels in my mouth. (Sounds of oral coitis, improv is strongly suggestes here)

Hmm? Want really want to hear what went down? (Laughs at lame pun)

Ok, well we (continue oral coitis) got out the jager and did straight shots, about

One apiece and started a game of strip poker, each bad hand, off came the clothes and down the hatch the jagger we went. By the time we were down to our skivvies, we were all pretty smashed. (Oh yeah, pull my hair baby)

You already knew this but, when I get really, really drunk I become really handsy and that night, I couldn't help but think how beautiful Rosanne was. Also, I saw her looking at me , and I started to feel so hot and horny. She excused herself for a moment and I had my chance and I took it. We started making out. And then the boyfriend showed up, drunk as shit, horny as shit, and we invited him to join us.

Hmmm, I think I’ve sucked this cock long enough, it’s time to give it a ride now.

Ok , where was I?