August 24, 2017 - TF2 Team

Team Fortress turns twenty-one years old today, which is a pretty big milestone. We can now legally drink, join the army, gamble at casinos, get a driver's license, obtain a concealed weapons permit, and go to the bathroom in pretty much any state you want to name. But all that's small stupid potatoes compared to a little loophole we uncovered: When you're 21, you can adopt a baby in Colorado, Delaware, and Oklahoma.

Say hello to Team Crabwalk Rocketjump Fortress from Colorado! She's pretty small, so we had to get her a couple of books to sit on to reach the keyboard. So far all she does is poop, cry and code, which is making the other TF2 team members jealous, because up until now that's mostly been their job. Welcome to the free market, boyos.