TAMPA – With Giancarlo Stanton joining what already was the second-highest scoring offense in the majors, the Yankee lineup has everything.

Except a nickname.

We are here to try to change that and – before the Yankees get their greedy little hands on any of these for marketing purposes I am yelling, “trademark” with the strong belief that will hold up in any court in the land. I knew years of watching Law & Order re-runs would ultimately have a benefit.

When you see how bad these are you will surely have one question – what were the suggestions you thought too stupid to include? It is spring training, obviously time to practice nicknames as well.

The Yankees led the majors in homers last year and you might forget the guy who ignited it was Ronald Torreyes. If the smallest Yankee hits their first homer again this year, I recommend going with “Murderers Toe.” Like I said, can you imagine the ones I thought were too stupid?

OK, without further ado here are my top five in reverse order:

5. A Bronx Whale – First things first, this exercise helped me learn that when you “strike or hit vigorously,” it is whale, not wail. Thanks to the great double-play combo of Merriam-Webster for that.

My concern is that the term whale will more instantly conjure images of something blubbery then something menacing.

4. Deep Impact – Stanton’s presence makes a deep lineup have even deeper impact. But I don’t think the Yankees want to be associated with an apocalyptic movie. Nevertheless, I am willing to discuss this further with female lead Tea Leoni any time. Call me.

3. The Mash Brothers – That beat out the Smash Brothers as an homage to Oakland’s Bash Brothers. But if the first thing you think of is steroidal sluggers and the A’s then maybe this is not ideal for the Yankees.

2. The Core More – If you don’t like that, consider that I had played around with the Core Four-Baggers and the Core Muscles. I know I am indeed working on a hobby. But if this is not the most logical handoff from one generation of Yankees to another, what is?

1. Judge and Fury – I know the problem right away is that it only has one player’s name in it. But I do think Aaron Judge is going to bat second in the lineup followed by the other mighty hitters, so there is that.

And look how that allows my tortured segue into how I would set up the Yankee lineup.

I recognize injury, acquisitions, performance, handedness of the opposing starter/structure of the pen and rest means batting orders get discussed way more often than any specific one is used. The Astros, for example, led the majors in runs last year and the most they used any one nine-man order was four times.

With the Yankees – until a second and third baseman emerge – we are talking mainly about their top seven. I would go this way: Brett Gardner, Judge, Greg Bird, Stanton, Gary Sanchez, Didi Gregorius, Aaron Hicks.

Aaron Boone said he expects Judge or Stanton will hit second. I would go not only with Judge’s superior on-base skills, but in Gardner and Judge you have a duo that averaged seeing the third-most pitches per plate appearance in the majors (Judge) last year and the 12th (Gardner), which can offer a withering impact right from the top.

There is a school that wants Stanton to hit third to assure both Judge and Stanton bat in the first inning. But I like the idea of the lefty Bird breaking that up. The Yanks actually began last year with Bird hitting third before injuries felled him.

I get the Judge and Stanton excitement – their size and power together in one lineup is unique. It has rekindled memories of the M & M Boys (nickname alert). But I do think it is possible that by the end of the season, Judge and Stanton lead the Yanks in homers, yet we think of Bird and Sanchez as the best hitters on the team.

Which brings us to having righties Stanton and Sanchez not broken up by a lefty at 4-5 in lineup. My thought is if the opponent has a lefty reliever, it is harder to have that southpaw stick around to face Bird and Gregorius if two righties are between them rather than one. And the presence of the switch-hitting Hicks behind Gregorius provides even more diversity.

Lined up this way, especially 2-to-7 in this order, you know what that feels like to me (shameless self-promotion coming):

Lots of Judge and Fury.

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