Where do I begin?

First of all, I'd like to thank my Secret Santa for going to all this effort for the gift. 10/10.

I picked up the package from my PO Box this morning and boy, what a surprise.

I read the card first. "As for the other box, well how could I resist?". I was leaving that gift until last.

I got some Chocolate Panda things. They tasted good! Some lollipops, strawberry, with a Chili layer. Damn, wish I had those at Halloween, pesky kids...

Some Marzipan was next, and Strawberry Pocky. I've seen Pocky online before, but I've never had it!

Now for the box for whenever I feel homesick. Marmite. Now when I feel homesick, I can look at it and remember how shitty the food is back in the UK. My wife will eat it though :D

In my profile for my secret santa, I stated that I wanted surprises, but I also said "pls no butt plugs". Why didn't I say "pls no laptop" or "pls no money".

The DPR Korea are now without their leader. I'm going to wait for my wife to fall asleep, and surprise her with the supreme leader.

I got such a kick out of this gift.

Thank you so much for all the gifts. Merry Christmas, you asshole.