At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinkin' I would never get my internet surprise And then I spent so many days Stalking mailmen down the hall But I grew brave, when your e-mail came along

And now it's here, from outer space I just got home to find it here and got a grin upon my face I should have never had my doubts, I should have known you'd find the key to pick a gift that was perfect for a redditor like me!

I got a great T-shirt from my super anonymous gifter, and I think there's a still a second package on its way. Thank you, super anonymous internet gift sender, for making my first Arbitrary Day amazing!!!