Yesterdays news, today’s lies

Radical nationalists stage coup in formerly peaceful duchy of Draycott

On November 27th, Omerican radical Omuck3 declared that the Rijekan sub-territory of Draycott, as well as various lands such as Brutalis, Lavaitia, Coastaro, Mandis, and Antiquitas were under his totalitarian regime, a revived version of the earlier, barbaric OFR. Within hours, the nation of Aasgeirr not only declared that they would militarily back Omuck’s faction on all matters, but also that they were at war with the gentle giant Rijeka.

“ The Aasgeirr formally [supports the] OFR’s right to [kill innocent Rijekans] and we condemn the [leadership] of MOP as [that]of a tyrant…at best.”

Pictured: Lands controlled by nationalist forces

The glorious servant of the people and king of all virtuous lands, MasterofParadox was shocked. Due to the rising power of the insurgents and the useless nature of Draycott, MasterofParadox chose to take a defensive position on the matter. He has officially chosen that the territory of the radicals would be abandoned in favor of protecting the Crown lands and Babel, where the faithful and virtuous citizens lived.

It is unknown what these criminals will attempt next, but we know it will require the bravery of every Rijekan citizen to stop the evil of the nationalists.

Religious extremists sack shining capitol Glavnigrad

I never thought religion on the server would ever push anyone to commit such horrible acts, even to ‘infidels’, but various Picaronian troopers have violently and without warning pillaged Rijeka’s capitol due to the practicing of local pagan religions.

Picaronian leader and Cubist pope Devonmartino has stated that they were leading a holy war against the innocent and unknowing people of not only Glavnigrad, but the rest of Rijeka.

Like a coward, the snake Devon led a group of his cronies into Glavnigrad. Upon discovering all of the defenses logged off, he began to plunder public chests, disabled sewer infrastructure with TNT, and carve up various houses.

Rijeka law enforcement has compiled a list of accomplices in griefing the city:

Poulet_Poulet

CokeAddictABC

Gogyst

The Icelandic Guy

Omuck3

Eran_Von_Baron

Picarona has demanded that Rijeka officially declare lore proving that they are following a legitimate religion. When these demands were met, the attacks did not relent.

“[We will cease attacking the People of rijeka when the Glorious Emperor] provides us with…a lore post of decent length to satisfy that his religion is, indeed, [not heretic] in some way, shape or form.”

Emperor declares Stonehewn a new Duchy and province!

The build known as Stonehewn was the national heritage of the Rijekan people, a beautiful cliffside fortification created by player ‘Golldum’ back when Rijeka was just Eliemurj and Babel.

When a grand total of 20 players were marching through the beautiful Rijekan wild and discovered the old town, they knew what they had to do. They instantly asked for citizenship of the empire, and began work restoring the city as a functional city of Rijeka once again. The Emperor MasterofParadox, in his grace and generosity, granted the old lands to the players under Duke PACKERS123, and they are currently working on building and expanding the city. They are all receiving large amounts of food and living in absolute wealth.