HE’S an online sensation thanks to his explosive outbursts when he’s wound up by his two sons, but now Mark “Angry Dad” Orval’s practical — albeit expletive-riddled — take on the same sex marriage debate has online fans calling for him be made Prime Minister.

The 49-year-old former AFL player from Melbourne fired up at the Federal government’s $122 million decision to hold a non-binding postal vote, saying it’s an expensive, pointless waste of time.

Actually, he says a lot more than that. As only he can say it.

“It’s pretty simple I would have thought, if you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry someone who’s gay?” is the caption on the Angry Dad Facebook page accompanying his video rant.

Suffice to say, when asked about his thoughts on the debate, he pulls no punches.

“Don’t f*****g start me on that sh*t,” he fires up.

“They’re spending $122 f*****g million on that ... to have us f*****g vote on whether they should be allowing gay marriage,” he said.

“Whose business is it of the f*****g politicians to say who can marry and can’t marry?

“(It is) $122 million and here’s us seeing sick kids with cancer today, and people are dying in their f*****g homes cause they can’t have operations, and these f***heads are spending $122 million.

“Why don’t they take it out of their f*****g superannuation?

“And even then if the public come back and say mind your own business’, as we should, they don’t have to pass it through parliament. So what’s the f*****g point?

“Why don’t they deal with real issues?”

And Angry Dad was barely warmed up.

“But aside from that f*****g s**t, overwhelmingly the vote may come back “yes” or “no”, it doesn’t mean it has to pass through parliament.

“They can just park it and say, ‘Now we know how you f*****g think, but we’re not going to actually listen to you’ ... like they do with every other f*****g policy.”

Just so were clear, Angry Dad totally supports same-sex marriage.

“I’m absolutely for it. I mean, it’s none of our f*****g business. I don’t care.”

So far, the video has been viewed 1.6 million times on Angry Dad’s Facebook page, and shared more than 25,000 times.